BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown© - 2017 Edition [The winner!]

[Jason.]

Last round was a hard decision because they were all good, this round is a hard decision because they're all shite!

[Shaun]

from the rest I only really want Jonny, Sam & Luke safe tbh, Gerry's better than most of the others too

damnit I like Ziggy too

[Jason.]

Tbh I just saw Darnell and cut him as quickly as I could before Marc uses his final pass on him. :skull:

[Shaun]

:joker:

[Epic.]

Tbh I just saw Darnell and cut him as quickly as I could before Marc uses his final pass on him. :skull:

He was using it on Marcus actually :joker: A much better choice

[reece(:]

Save Sezer cut Cameron

[Daniel.]

Save Freddie Cut Mikey

Mikey Dalton

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I'm one of the few people on TiBB who actually like The Plastics (justive4GraceandSezer) but that comes with the exception of lesser member Mikey. He's actually rarely mentioned on dullest of all time housemates list, but that's because he's so excruciatingly bland people don't remember him. On top of his non-existent personality, Mikey had quite a few unsavoury traits, from his VT that was misogynistic to his turning on Aisleyne to his arguments with his friends, none of it was ever good.

We'll start with the Aisleyne thing, which is what really sealed my Mikey hate. Grace leaving made room for Aisleyne and Mikey to build quite a nice friendship, nothing close or anything but yeah. When the House Next Door happened and Mikey somehow got voted back in (HOW), he proceeded to bash Aisleyne continuously with the girls (who had reason to dislike Aisleyne at least), showing he was a hideous arse lick who is simply too unintelligent to form his own opinions. If this wasn't bad enough, Mikey spent his whole last week arguing with his best friends Imogen and Glyn, probably in an attempt to look entertaining, and got all defensive when they dared give it back.

Mikey was in the house for 11 WEEKS guys, and not once did he contribute anything to BB7 AT ALL, which says everything you need to know.

Good luck to him and Grace though.

[Babayaro.]

Save Jonny, cut Luke

[Macie Lightfoot]

someone tells me who's out xx

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Gerry save Gos if that's an option?

(autocorrect made that GOD so yes I made the right choice)

[Babayaro.]

Tbh I just saw Darnell and cut him as quickly as I could before Marc uses his final pass on him. :skull:

Lmao sadly I was away out. Would have saved Freddie over him anyway :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

cut Gerry save Gos if that's an option?

It is

[Cal.]

Save Ziggy(?) cut Sam

[Shaun]

RobertC's nominations are as follows...

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/justine.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/kayleigh.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/luke.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/marco.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/mikey.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/sezer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/siavash.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/zac.png

Aaron (BB12) - Cameron (BB4) - Daley (BB14) - Darnell (BB9) - Freddie (BB10) - Gerry (BB8) - Gos (BB4) - John James (BB11) - Jonny (BB3)
Justine (BB4) - Kayleigh (BB18) - Luke (BB9) - Marco (BB5) - Mikey (BB7) - Sam (BB14) - Sezer (BB7) - Siavash (BB10) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW! Y'all have 12 hours to make your decisions, otherwise someone else can step in.

Well then, all decisions are made :pipe: Jake can nominate once we've had these 9 writeups

[Shaun]

Kayleigh has been eviscerated written.

[Epic.]

Aaron is safe bc favourite male winner and all that.

John James
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The pictures aren't working on my phone so just picture an arrogant moron pulling a constipated face in an ode to come off as sexy and doing anything but. He went into the house and immediately went for confident and attractive women because he was a self loathing tool that had to bring other people down. He then waited a couple of weeks of making women and the posh bloke cry to dive into a showmance with somebody who he emotionally manipulated for 10 weeks while PJE or whatever the producers name was wanked over them every time they were on screen and by god would he have been raw becauase they were never ****ing off it. Hogging the airtime night after night. In short. He maybe one of the worst housemates of all time and the producers catering to his every demand. The worst being getting a phone call from Nathan after he verbally abused Racheal AGAIN. Because that's what small, mysoginistic anf manipulative men do.

BE GONE JAMES

:clap1:

Even back in 2010 when I was a simple 10 year old I had the same detailed opinion on John James. BB11 was the first series I watched from start to finish (BB7 was my first but I missed a couple eps now and again certain nights) and he was just ruining things most nights for me with his petty crybaby bully antics that just got progressively more and more insufferable with each week.

(oh and Aaron will never be a better male winner than Brian Dowling)

[Babayaro.]

John James. Brilliant housemate :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

Will do my write-up shortly

[Cal.]

Save Ziggy(?) cut Sam

I saved Ziggy because from what i've seen he was quite a good housemate.

Sam Evans

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Sam bloody Evans.

Despite being the stuff of Jack_'s nightmares, he's not a bad guy at all. His jokes were pathetic and he was by far one of, if not the most boring housemate of his series. However, he was also very nice, kind and his friendship with Gina was quite pleasant to watch. Being groomed by Jemima, his winky expanding and his random out of nowhere with Sophie (Yeah, me neither) aside, there wasn't much else to him. He was partially deaf and relied on lip reading and was mainly seen attempting to counsel a deranged Calum on his non-existent problems regarding Charlie Travers (soar) and Dexter Koh. Wow, a winner (according to the C5 audience who voted in summer 2013).

I could ramble on about this all day but straight to the point: Sam didn't deserve his win in the slightest. He basically won because Dexter and Gina were more popular than him as a duo and therefore had their votes split between them with fans being unable to decide which one they wanted to win (at least, that's what I can gather - I didn't watch the series live and didn't view it until late 2015) allowing Sam to sneak through because somebody, somewhere (or a lot of somebodies, somewhere) decided that he should be crowned the winner. Deaf king I guess.

I kind of feel guilty that Sam ended up finishing slightly higher than Gina and maybe my nominations weren't the best of ideas but what's done is done and we all know Gina was a better housemate than Sam. Tra!

[Babayaro.]

:skull: @ Deaf King

[Black Dagger]

John James. Brilliant housemate :clap1:

No

[Babayaro.]

No

My onion, pal.

[Daniel.]

Save Freddie Cut Mikey

Mikey Dalton

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I'm one of the few people on TiBB who actually like The Plastics (justive4GraceandSezer) but that comes with the exception of lesser member Mikey. He's actually rarely mentioned on dullest of all time housemates list, but that's because he's so excruciatingly bland people don't remember him. On top of his non-existent personality, Mikey had quite a few unsavoury traits, from his VT that was misogynistic to his turning on Aisleyne to his arguments with his friends, none of it was ever good.

We'll start with the Aisleyne thing, which is what really sealed my Mikey hate. Grace leaving made room for Aisleyne and Mikey to build quite a nice friendship, nothing close or anything but yeah. When the House Next Door happened and Mikey somehow got voted back in (HOW), he proceeded to bash Aisleyne continuously with the girls (who had reason to dislike Aisleyne at least), showing he was a hideous arse lick who is simply too unintelligent to form his own opinions. If this wasn't bad enough, Mikey spent his whole last week arguing with his best friends Imogen and Glyn, probably in an attempt to look entertaining, and got all defensive when they dared give it back.

Mikey was in the house for 11 WEEKS guys, and not once did he contribute anything to BB7 AT ALL, which says everything you need to know.

Good luck to him and Grace though.

Hmm

[Babayaro.]

• Saved Jonny

• Eliminated Luke

I saved Jonny because from the list of people nominated, he is easily one of the more pleasant housemates and was actually alright during BB3.

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Entering the house, it was clear to see that Luke would be this year's "aww isn't he lovely/harmless' type of housemate (Is that even a thing) and he was actually pretty likeable for the first week or so. He played his (small) part in the launch night task well enough, and his friendship with Mario was an unexpected, yet pleasant one. He could be quite funny as well, to be fair - often making quick-witted, sarcastic remarks. However, his downfall came when a) he, along with Mario and others who I can't remember, started the whole "Rachael can't be this nice" routine (:rolleyes:) and b) his alignment with Bex, which was a **** showmance btw and totally not unique/cute like the media would have you believe.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, after about 3/4 weeks, all he spent his time doing was hating on Rachael (and Rex??) and gradually turning into one of the biggest bitches the show has ever seen. He ruined his chances and probably would have gone quite far (8 weeks is good I suppose) had he stayed away from Bex and stuck to his funny sarcastic put-downs and not the irritating little terror he became. I do appreciate him as a housemate though, and actually think he was one of the better ones that year, but he did annoy me quite a lot, so he had to go. He shouldn't be out this early, however.

P.S. He surely has to have one of the most painfully annoying accents anyone's ever had on the show??

[Babayaro.]

Mikey receiving more votes to evict than Susie, Jennie and Imogen was quite something!!

I doubt that would happen nowadays.

[Jason.]

I'm saving Justine because she shares the same name as kween Justine Littlewood.

Darnell Swallow

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BB9 is one of those series where the people you were rooting for initially end up being just as awful as the people you were rooting against and Darnell is the perfect example to support the above statement. So Darnell started off perfectly fine at first and I didn't really mind him. Well at least, I think I didn't (it's been almost ten years and I'm in desperate need of a BB9 re-watch, which probably won't happen anytime soon.) He was incredibly righteous during Spitgate, which is something you can't say for pretty much everyone else that was involved, so fair play to him for that.

But the main reason why I find Darnell so abhorrent was because he starred in a sex tape with Billi Bhatti. No really, I could just end this write-up now because that pretty much tells you all you need to know about this pond life. His disgusting treatment of Sara, like that time he called her the biggest slut in the house or a gold digger, and a really bad one at that because she's an "ugly bitch" or when he DEMANDED her cook him a meal only to immediately throw it out in front of her. His descent into misogynistic, insecure, self-pitying, sack of **** all because Sara supposedly "led" him on when she touched his forearm playfully that one time or s/t just made the latter half of BB9 sooo ****ing insufferable to watch and it didn't help that we had to put up with him until the ****ing end. WELL NO, NOT THIS TIME. PISS OFF!

.

[Jake.]

290th Place: Daley Ojuederie
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I genuinely don't think I can muster up 100+ words on Daley... No, seriously.

I could go over him strangling Hazel and basically cheating on his girlfriend whilst blaming Hazel the second he realised the majority of the trashy viewers would be on his side, but there's Dailymotion if you really wish to relive that.

Instead, I'm going to quickly focus on something that wasn't broadcast on the highlights show (yet shown the night before on livefeed);

So, remember the safe house? It had a phone which BB could use to communicate with housemates as they wished. Well, one particularly eventful evening (the one mentioned above which led to his removal) after Hazel and Daley were voted in by the public to live in the safe house (good move), Hazel was in the garden speaking to whoever (it might have been Charlie idk), when Daley called Hazel into the bedroom:

"Big Brother said you've got to come inside, they're locking the door and closing the shutters"...

Big Brother did no such thing. Idk why it's something which I remember so vividly, but for someone to be that possessive after 20 something days is alarming.



Oh and he cried once.

[Babayaro.]

#FunFact

Daley and Nasty Nick, who were both ejected in week 5, did not receive any nominations during their time in the house.

[Shaun]

flashbacks to me and LemonJam lowkey stanning him all series and being very "no he actually seems very cool!" when deep down we were just dickpigs that jumped ship the second he grabbed ha neck </3

[Jake.]

Tbf I was gonna mention in my write up that I found him fine/maybe even a bit interesting before the nonsense started to take place

[Shaun]

I guess when the rest of the male cast are Dan, Sam, Dexter, Callum and the ****ing twins, you will look anywhere for a decent male :worry:

[Rufus]

Seeing Kayleigh, Darnell and Mikey being above the likes of Hannah, Deborah, Gina, Mark and Jayne makes me feel sick.

[Macie Lightfoot]

285. Gerry Stergiopoulos (BB8 - 9th Place)

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sdufaopsdfjs;laf eugh Gerry is someone who I don't think has any redeeming qualities and is unquestionably one of the most annoying people of all time! His whole shtick was about being A Worldly And Intelligent Gay except he wasn't either of those things, but that didn't stop him from being pooooossibly the most smug and condescending HM ever? Like, he always insisted on his own intelligence bc he liked to go to museums and he has three degrees? And thought PAULINE was intelligent bc she came from Australia but knew that it was summer in England :o :o :o and then he just looked down his nose at people he didn't deem to be intelligent even though Nicky is definitely more intelligent and Charley definitely has more social smarts despite being insanely argumentative and off-putting :love: Gerry was also a suuuuper frustrated self-victimizer who would constantly put on wounded productions like "*massive sigh* I WAS NOMINATED FOR BEING MYSELF" and "well Amy you're nominated and you just have to put it behind you!!!" even though someone like Gerry Lastname is physically incapable of putting ANYTHING behind him.

Oddly enough, and this is definitely a minor point but it bugged me a LOT, the Thing that actually pushed Gerry past Ziggy as my least favorite of BB8 was how ****ing creepy he was with Sam and Amanda? He infantilized them and fetishized them and it was not only patronizing but creepy as hell. Remember that whole fight he had with Ziggy because Ziggy kicked a ball over the wall and Gerry FLIPPED OUT bc the ball was a globe and he used it to teach the twins geography, and it's not about the ball but about MANNERS??????? Like imagine how bad you have to be in an argument to make me side with Ziggy and Liam.

And then sadly Gerry's eviction wasn't even a satisfying one because of the whole ~guru twist~ which just resulted on Gerry falling on his sword, volunteering to be evicted, and then parading himself in his interview as A Good Person :rolleyes: and that's enough about Gerry GOODBYE

[Jamie89]

Aw John James, for the record if I'd have been a ranker I'd have given him my pass to the final :spin: Such an underrated housemate.

John James. Brilliant housemate :clap1:

:clap2:

[Shaun]

Just waiting on the Cameron write up and I'll post jake's nominations this evening :spin2:

[Daniel.]

The Gerry writeup :clap1:

[Shaun]

Ahem miss reece!

[Black Dagger]

Aw John James, for the record if I'd have been a ranker I'd have given him my pass to the final :spin: Such an underrated housemate.



:clap2:

Well thankfully you arent. He is a POS.

[Shaun]

Hmm... I'll allow this to continue on the proviso that reece does both writeups before round 5. If she doesn't she shall be replaced! You'll have plenty of time because I'm back on sunday and won't be writing a bio for whoever I eliminate on my phone :pipe:

Jake's nominations were made this morning. And they are...

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/louise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/saffia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/shievonne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/sylvia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/tania.png

Aden (BB12) - Alison (BB3) - Charlie (BB10) - David (BB8) - Emma (BB5) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonty (BB8) - Kimberly (BB15) - Laura (BB11)
Louise (BB12) - Narinder (BB2) - Saffia (BB10) - Sam (BB17) - Saskia (BB6) - Shievonne (BB13) - Spiral (BB7) - Sylvia (BB9) - Tania (BB4)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW! Y'all have 12 hours to make your decisions, otherwise someone else can step in.

[Shaun]

Saved Tania because there are FAR worse BB4 HMs that need axing before her :love: shame on you Jake

283. Shievonne Robinson (BB13)
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I've eliminated Shievonne because there are few housemates that I can recall who have gone into the house with such a determination and desperation to reel off a list of catchphrases. Shievonne was - for all intents and purposes - relatively volatile and ready to argue with anyone, and didn't really pick sides too much in what was one of the more obviously-divided series, but at the same time, I remember her with such a 2D finish that it's disappointing. Towards the end of her stay she tried it with Deana, Adam, Lydia and Lauren - ie. the series' best four - and she rightly became hated for never letting anything go. I think she's seriously underrated in how much of a ****ing terrible bitch she was.

She had a challenge to overcome a str8whitemale in a head to head eviction but given that it was Conor and that he beat her with around 80% of the vote (IIRC), you can't help but write Shievonne off as a failure. If you wake up and smell the hummus, that is.

[Jason.]

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

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The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." :laugh3: However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

[Jason.]

Ugh I really wanted to save Narinder but I realised I'm like the only person that can appreciate Saskia so I had to save her because she doesn't deserve Lucas' foul-mouthed rant! (well not yet anyway and certainly not before Maxwell)

[Black Dagger]

Axe Emma and save Allison x

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Jonty cut Kimberly xx

[Babayaro.]

Save Jonathan cut Charlie

[Daniel.]

Save Sylvia Cut Charlie (I would have saved Saskia Jason)

[Daniel.]

Emma going before Jason is gross

[Jake.]

jesus can sam giffen be GONE

[Cal.]

Wait shaun i used my final pass on emma prior to this

[Cal.]

STOP THIS NOW help

[Alf]

Don't know what this is about, and don't know whether I'm able to join in, but I'm guessing you pick one of those housemates to save and axe?

So I 'd save Louise and axe Charlie.

[Jake.]

Wait shaun i used my final pass on emma prior to this

That's not how it works I'm afraid

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[Cal.]

Save Narinder cut Kimberly

[Jake.]

Don't know what this is about, and don't know whether I'm able to join in, but I'm guessing you pick one of those housemates to save and axe?

So I 'd save Louise and axe Charlie.

The fact that you'd save Louise is why you won't be participating

[Epic.]

Hmm... I'll allow this to continue on the proviso that reece does both writeups before round 5. If she doesn't she shall be replaced! You'll have plenty of time because I'm back on sunday and won't be writing a bio for whoever I eliminate on my phone :pipe:

Jake's nominations were made this morning. And they are...

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/louise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/saffia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/shievonne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/sylvia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/tania.png

Aden (BB12) - Alison (BB3) - Charlie (BB10) - David (BB8) - Emma (BB5) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonty (BB8) - Kimberly (BB15) - Laura (BB11)
Louise (BB12) - Narinder (BB2) - Saffia (BB10) - Sam (BB17) - Saskia (BB6) - Shievonne (BB13) - Spiral (BB7) - Sylvia (BB9) - Tania (BB4)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW! Y'all have 12 hours to make your decisions, otherwise someone else can step in.

Save Sam BB17 Cut Jonathan BB7

[Jake.]

Save Sam BB17 Cut Jonathan BB7

I preferred you as Epic

[Cal.]

Shaun tell them my love

[Cal.]

Jason saving Our Saskia :love: Legend

[Epic.]

I preferred you as Epic

:joker:

I mean I don't even like Sam that much but other people I would've saved are already saved and plus he had some pretty funny UTR flop moments

[Epic.]

Actually wait **** I should've saved Narinder wtf is wrong with me! :skull:

[Jake.]

:joker:

I mean I don't even like Sam that much but other people I would've saved are already saved and plus he had some pretty funny UTR flop moments

He abused me on Twitter and sent a deranged 40 year old fan after me I'm not having this

[Cal.]

He abused me on Twitter and sent a deranged 40 year old fan after me I'm not having this

Good you're a disgrace

[Jake.]

Good you're a disgrace

Least I'm not trying to cheat in a forum game Douglass Cal

[Daniel.]

Inreally want one of those housemates and eye things but I dont want as sig

[Cal.]

Least I'm not trying to cheat in a forum game Douglass Cal

I PM'ed Shaun this morning IMPENDING your attack and he said ok so shut up you disgusting cow

[Cal.]

If Shaun disagrees with our agreement now then I give Saskia a pass to the final

[Jake.]

I PM'ed Shaun this morning IMPENDING your attack and he said ok so shut up you disgusting cow

Looks like we'll need some clarification from Shaun on this one

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[Braden]

I don't want to be that random ****er intruding on this but wtf was up with your decisions, Cal? D:

[Jake.]

I don't want to be that random ****er intruding on this but wtf was up with your decisions, Cal? D:

We're still wondering this ourselves

[Babayaro.]

@Robert, I saved Jonathan and @Daniel, I cut Charlie

[Black Dagger]

Just let these ghastly ***** go Cal.

[Daniel.]

I cut Saffia

[Babayaro.]

I don't see how it would be fair to give someone a final pass in advance lol

[Babayaro.]

If Shaun disagrees with our agreement now then I give Saskia a pass to the final

You would be too late as you have to give out your final pass when you make your initial save/cut post.

[Shaun]

I PM'ed Shaun this morning IMPENDING your attack and he said ok so shut up you disgusting cow

Hi! I'm working the 5-9 shift (well 5:30-9:30) tonight so I won't be here immediately to save/cut anyone but just for the record if Emma Greenwood is nominated she has my pass to the final so will you please give that out on my behalf! Thank you gorgeous x

What do we think girlies!

[Babayaro.]

I mean, Idc that much as it's not a housemate I hate but then what's to stop everyone else doing that the night before noms are posted, in case one of their faves are nominated?

[Shaun]

Hmm... I'll allow this to continue on the proviso that reece does both writeups before round 5. If she doesn't she shall be replaced! You'll have plenty of time because I'm back on sunday and won't be writing a bio for whoever I eliminate on my phone :pipe:

Jake's nominations were made this morning. And they are...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/aden.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/charles.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/jonathan.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/jonty.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/kimberly.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/laura.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/louise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/saffia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/shievonne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/sylvia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/tania.png

Aden (BB12) - Alison (BB3) - Charlie (BB10) - David (BB8) - Emma (BB5) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonty (BB8) - Kimberly (BB15) - Laura (BB11)
Louise (BB12) - Narinder (BB2) - Saffia (BB10) - Sam (BB17) - Saskia (BB6) - Shievonne (BB13) - Spiral (BB7) - Sylvia (BB9) - Tania (BB4)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW! Y'all have 12 hours to make your decisions, otherwise someone else can step in.

Daniel, charlie was axed by someone else so you need to axe someone else. Someone also tried to axe Jonathan when marc already has saved her so please update your votes :pipe:

[Jake.]

A no because I wouldn't have nommed her had I known she was automatically safe!

[Jake.]

Tbf I don't really care but yeah as Marc said, everyone would be asking for their faves to be saved the night before because "just incase"

[Cal.]

Tbf I don't really care but yeah as Marc said, everyone would be asking for their faves to be saved the night before because "just incase"

Boil alive

[Cal.]

I don't even care about my vile fellow rankers (and they are VILE) I guess I'll just have to follow to the rules and allow Emma to be eliminated even though if I'd been present she wouldn't have been!

[Cal.]

I actually really don't like any of you anymore you've upset me

[Epic.]

Seeing as my vote against Jonathan was discounted (since someone actually wanted to save Jonathan :skull: ) I'm gonna Save Narinder Cut Laura BB11 I guess?

[Cal.]

I already saved Narinder /slap

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Boil alive

IM SCREAMINg

[Babayaro.]

Read back, Robert!!

[Daniel-X]

I save Helen

[Cal.]

JUST SO YOU KNOW if any of you wanted to use your final passes on a housemate you really loved I would let you

[Daniel-X]

Hmmm I use my final pass on Helleh Woo Woo

[Cal.]

Hmmm I use my final pass on Helleh Woo Woo

No one asked you big gob

[Jason.]

I assume I'm exempt from Cal's "vile fellow rankers" as I saved Saskia?

[Daniel.]

Saffia Corden
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01417/saffia_1417327c.jpg

I really have nothing to say about Saffia? I'll try but what really is there to discuss?

Saffia had quite a promising VT imo, potentially looking like she could be the bitch of the house, which for her 6 day stay she was? Lol. Anyway everyone remember Saffia for her feud with Sophia but that's memorable because of Sophia imo, she was the one who came up with the iconic lines and made the arguments memorable. Saffia left because she apparently missed her kid but lbr it's because Kris chose the more attractive Sophie over her. She wasn't a loss to this series at all and she was rather a basic bitch, so bye.

[Jake.]

Boil alive

:/

[Epic.]

I already saved Narinder /slap

In that case I save Sam Giffen :hehe:

[Jake.]

trash

[Ross.]

He abused me on Twitter and sent a deranged 40 year old fan after me I'm not having this

Lmao what

[Epic.]

He abused me on Twitter and sent a deranged 40 year old fan after me I'm not having this

Welp I didn't know that.

Even so I wouldn't have really counted this at all since I judge housemates based on them in the house, nothing on the outside :laugh: Unless maybe things on the outside are inferred to them while they're in the house

[Macie Lightfoot]

I don't even care about my vile fellow rankers (and they are VILE) I guess I'll just have to follow to the rules and allow Emma to be eliminated even though if I'd been present she wouldn't have been!

okay but, like, if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle. What's your point........x

Also, I already cut Kimberly :3

[Cal.]

:laugh2:

I guess I'll cut Laura then? Literally haven't thought of her in 7 years how weird.

[Epic.]

:laugh2:

I guess I'll cut Laura then? Literally haven't thought of her in 7 years how weird.

I already cut Laura /slaps

[Cal.]

A big FAT mess

[Daniel.]

Saffia Corden
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01417/saffia_1417327c.jpg

I really have nothing to say about Saffia? I'll try but what really is there to discuss?

Saffia had quite a promising VT imo, potentially looking like she could be the bitch of the house, which for her 6 day stay she was? Lol. Anyway everyone remember Saffia for her feud with Sophia but that's memorable because of Sophia imo, she was the one who came up with the iconic lines and made the arguments memorable. Saffia left because she apparently missed her kid but lbr it's because Kris chose the more attractive Sophie over her. She wasn't a loss to this series at all and she was rather a basic bitch, so bye.

Buy Shower by Becky G

[Jamie89]

Well thankfully you arent. He is a POS.

I'm not sure what a POS is but :oh: anyway

[Epic.]

Shaun you really should update the contents. I don't know whether or not it's appropriate for me to do my write-up on non-factor Laura BB11

[Shaun]

You'd only misread them anyway

[Epic.]

You'd only misread them anyway

what does that mean

[Shaun]

Hmm... I'll allow this to continue on the proviso that reece does both writeups before round 5. If she doesn't she shall be replaced! You'll have plenty of time because I'm back on sunday and won't be writing a bio for whoever I eliminate on my phone :pipe:

Jake's nominations were made this morning. And they are...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/aden.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/charles.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/jonathan.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/jonty.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/kimberly.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/laura.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/louise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/saffia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/shievonne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/sylvia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/tania.png

Aden (BB12) - Alison (BB3) - Charlie (BB10) - David (BB8) - Emma (BB5) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonty (BB8) - Kimberly (BB15) - Laura (BB11)
Louise (BB12) - Narinder (BB2) - Saffia (BB10) - Sam (BB17) - Saskia (BB6) - Shievonne (BB13) - Spiral (BB7) - Sylvia (BB9) - Tania (BB4)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW! Y'all have 12 hours to make your decisions, otherwise someone else can step in.

Ok so Cal saves narinder and axes ???
RobertC saves Sam (?!) and axes Laura

Leaving Aden, David and Louise for Cal and Reece to play with

[Epic.]

Ok so Cal saves narinder and axes Laura

Leaving Aden, David, Sam and Louise for Robert and Reece to play with

I axed Laura before Cal did

[Shaun]

:fist: so you saved sam then?

[Epic.]

Seeing as my vote against Jonathan was discounted (since someone actually wanted to save Jonathan :skull: ) I'm gonna Save Narinder Cut Laura BB11 I guess?

I already saved Narinder /slap

In that case I save Sam Giffen :hehe:


See?

[Epic.]

:fist: so you saved sam then?

Yeah. My vote should've been counted ages ago

[Epic.]

Also the Gerry write-up was already posted and should be in the contents. It's the Cameron write-up that needs to be added + all the people that have been cut by me and others

[reece(:]

I'll try do lovely Cameron in a bit, freshers has been a bit hectic x

[Cal.]

Well I'll axe David then!

[Black Dagger]

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/5/hms/Emma2.jpg
Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

[Cal.]

I saved Narinder because she's a legend and was way ahead of her time and should have lasted the duration of BB2!

David Parnaby
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrother/images/3/3b/David_BBUK8.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170203044921

I've only seen bits of David here and there, but from what I can gather: he was a bit of a bore and bitched a lot and disappointed the producers who wanted him to have a go at everybody and fill the void in the highlights left by Charley by having a gay showmance with Gerry. He entered the house on Day 59 and was evicted 7 days later on Day 66 after being messed around by the producers once they realised that they might lose some of their 'stars' such as Ziggy or Liam with the halfway house twist even though David had earned his housemate status fair and square. He also claimed to wish he could put a spell on Amy Alexandra so that she would appear ugly because he was jealous she was getting the story line of having a showmance with Liam. He left hand in hand with legend Shanessa and become a manager at Greggs after the show so I've read? Oh, and he also had the pleasure of meeting andybigbro from TiBB so he's very very lucky. I literally only cut him because I cared the less about him (but does anybody think he looks like the David from Ibiza Weekender that Will is obsessed with? I'm only just noticing this now).

[Cal.]

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/5/hms/Emma2.jpg
Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

Stop being nasty to me!!

[Babayaro.]

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/5/hms/Emma2.jpg
Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

Is this really necessary?

[Shaun]

Dw reece! You have Aden and Louise left to decide what to do with

[Epic.]

I'll do the Laura write-up once Shaun updates the contents

[Babayaro.]

Saved Jonathan

Eliminated Charlie

I kept Jonathan in as he's not an awful person and I didn't have much of a choice, given the poor selection of housemates on offer (well played, Jake :clap2:).

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/charles.png


I can't even be arsed to write anything about Charlie. But if I was forced to, then I'd probably mention the fact he was a pretty unpleasant person, a bit of a gobby shite, treated Rodrigo terribly, and was not funny in the slightest. His so-called 'bromance' with Kris was annoying and boring, and the way he genuinely thought he was a good/likeable person was cringey to watch. It's a crime that he managed to spend THIRTEEN weeks in the house (and beat Rodrigo in the final) but it was slightly worth it, purely because he did not win, which you could tell that he was so sure of doing. He's also a convicted criminal sooo...yeah. A bit of twat isn't he? :)

[Babayaro.]

Was he found guilty actually?? Idk

[Shaun]

I'll do the Laura write-up once Shaun updates the contents

You can try getting uppity about me trying to run this on my phone this weekend or you can be replaced, really. Not here for the ****ty attitude.

[Jason.]

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/628/1218/400/spiral.jpg

The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." :laugh3: However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

.

[Epic.]

You can try getting uppity about me trying to run this on my phone this weekend or you can be replaced, really. Not here for the ****ty attitude.

Oh sorry :( I didn't know I was. Will do the write-up tomorrow

[Epic.]

I legitimately did not know you were on your phone hghghghghg

[Cal.]

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/628/1218/400/spiral.jpg

The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." :laugh3: However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

:clap1:

When he tackled Aisleyne whilst he was naked gave me creepy vibes

[Epic.]

Idk I can't stand Spiral either but it was hilarious to see him constantly fail at things and be the butt of the cast they ripped apart daily. Even Pete did it once or twice :joker:

[Epic.]

Laura McAdam

https://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Laura.jpg

I kind of feel a little bad cutting Laura this early. Ok yeah she debuted in like Week 7 and was only there half a week :laugh: But still, anyone with such magnificent taste in friends as Ben Duncan deserves to be in a bit longer. But sadly these noms give me no other proper choice. Plus she might end up floating like a couple of bores end up doing.

Laura was a pretty cute background character. A third wheel to Ben/Mario, someone who dished out to Josie immediately upon entering about what John James is like in the diary room :joker: , and her pretty funny walk that sparked the epitome of indifference by her housemates. So all in all she was a pretty good supporting character for what it was worth.

But then I have to remember how she was put in the house. The house having to PICK which 3 intruders would enter was never one of my favorite twists, let alone one in a series that was so twist-heavy as BB11. The point of the word "intruders" is to go against what the house dynamic is. And idk I thought there were way better choices than Laura and bloody JJ (who I firmly hope is cut swiftly within the next few rounds), and it was just so pointless too considering she became the 342424242556th walker of BB11. Anyway I kinda liked her even though she was a little boring and under regular circumstances I wouldn't cut her this soon. But that one pretty big problem is why I have to regretfully do this.

[Shaun]

Right I'm home, will try and update everything now :skull:

Reece is taking too long so can be replaced tbh, there's 4 on reserve so whoever replies first with:
- A little paragraph on why Cameron should've been axed
- And a decision on whether to eliminate Louise or Aden from BB12 (along with a reason for that too)

can join the game :ninja2:

[Macie Lightfoot]

my write up is coming today so Daniel-X *BETTER* not try to rudely replace me again, I'll tell ya that...x

[Shaun]

I love lies!

[Jake.]

axe ha!

[Daniel-X]

I'll do the Cameron write up.

Axe Aden, save LouLou.

[Cal.]

I'll do the Cameron write up.

Axe Aden, save LouLou.

Oh hi queen of the rankdown.

[Daniel-X]

Cameron Stout (I feel like this is his name maybe it's not idk it just sounds right):

http://www.caithness.org/photos/fpb/august2003/cameronstout/cs2.jpg

I actually know very little about him, what I do know of him is that he's the winner of BB4 and this was consequently because he was involved in the first foreign exchange in the BBUK world, apparently he was gross and him and his clique were like sooooooo extra so he can get his ass outta here. Plus he kinda looks like he smells of cheap tobacco and stale oil from a fat fryer. No thanks.

[Cal.]

CAHHHH

[RileyH]

:laugh2:

[Epic.]

this isn't 100 words

[Babayaro.]

Axing someone based on their looks. Disgusting.

[Daniel-X]

Axing someone based on their looks. Disgusting.

It wasn't me who axed him but w/e

[Daniel-X]

Plus your Dennis write up was essentially you just slating his looks so check urself first

[Daniel-X]

Aden Theobald:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMps0jHCYAIy8aj.jpg

It's been six years since I watched BB12, so I can't really remember much it doesn't help that it's possibly one of the dullest series of any TV show ever. However, I can remember bits of Aden. He was like a wannabe Dappy and represented the chav culture back in 2011, he seems like someone who only had N-Dubz songs on his iPod shuffle and walked round singing 'I Will Never Leave Ya' by Tinchy Stryder and Amelle Berrabah at the top of his lungs.

He was pretty boring, punched above his weight with the rather striking Rebeckah (an underrated goddess tbf) and then proceeded to ignore her in a task when she returned. Yeah he actually ignored Rebeckah who could do way way way way better than him. However, he still survived over Heaven which is ridiculous and repulsive but he got evicted two weeks later and was never spoke of again so alls well that ends well.

[Shaun]

Thank you hun :love: reece(: consider yourself replaced! Now if anyone else wants to come in and replace Macie with a Kimberly Kisselovich diss, that'd be lovely too! (I believe I asked RileyHollyoaks, but also Underscore/Jamie/Espeon would be lovely)

[Babayaro.]

It wasn't me who axed him but w/e

Plus your Dennis write up was essentially you just slating his looks so check urself first

'Twas a joke. :)

[Macie Lightfoot]

280. Kimberly "Kisselovich" (BB15 - 11th Place)

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/618178537829351428/4lm_F_vn_400x400.jpg

yikes! I'm actually surprised that I'm cutting Kimberly this early but alas, I cannot pass on the opportunity to **** on her. Remember the early weeks of BB15 where SHE was going to be the next Third Place Goddess? When she was rational and neutral but still a force for good? When she was actually intriguing with her Playboy model status but impressive education, to the point where when Helen was revealing her prostitution past to Ash we heard Kimberly in the background describing her favorite poem (still dying to know what it is)? Well, unfortunately, the old Kimberly can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's DEAD.

What is there to even say about the downward spiral of Kimberly? Like, after a toxic relationship full of emotional abuse and passive-aggressive clinginess and gross sexcapades, a possible ectopic pregnancy that pulled her from the game literally one day after ****ing DANIELLE was evicted, and group plastic surgery abroad (?!?!?!), I think the whole Steven and Kimberly thing is well-documented. Maybe more so on Steven's part because he's a ****ing abhorrent creature, but we all know how sad it was for Kimberly to low herself to that and pretty much become a mail-order bride slash indentured servant to the Goode family. Alpha became beta, strong independent women became trapped in manipulative quicksand and emotional blackmail, and it became super easy to forget that she had any redeeming qualities in the first place. Poor Kim, indeed.

[Shaun]

Right, Round 4 is finally complete :laugh: it is now Daniel-X's turn to nominate.

The OP is updated with all housemate lineup pics and the greyed-out eliminees.

[Shaun]

Daniel-X's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/alexandra.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/andrew.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/chloe.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/derek.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/harriet.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/hughie.png
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Alexandra (BB9) - Andrew (BB18) - Ashleigh (BB15) - Brian (BB8) - Chloe (BB16) - David (BB10) - Derek (BB6) - Harriet (BB16) - Hughie (BB17)
Jackie (BB14) - Jackson (BB17) - Lateysha (BB17) - Lisa (BB10) - Michael (BB9) - PJ (BB3) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Steve (BB11)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

[Shaun]

I saved Derek and gave him a final pass because he shouldn't even be a name floating around in the 4th set of nominations you BIZARRE BUNCH.

274th: Harriet Jackson (BB16)
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I actually can't remember many reasons why I didn't like Harriet at the beginning of BB16... hell, given the other disasters that happened during 4in4out, I may have even preferred her to the ones that were to come (Sam and Simon aside, of course!) She confessed to voting for UKIP in her VT whilst laughing about how she cooks roast dinners from time to time, and maybe that might be why I disliked her... not a lot of depth darling. She got told off for encouraging Aaron's harrassment of Joel, she had a row with Danny over being told to shut up... and yeah, whilst definitely one of the more "Channel 4" housemates of recent years, she didn't quite have a memorable moment in the same sense that, say, Simone, Jayne or other recent BB messes have had.

[Jake.]

Save Ashleigh cut Steve

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Lisa cut PJ

[Macie Lightfoot]

tempted to cut someone from BB17 but I only Wiki watched and don't want to be That Ranker x

[Daniel.]

Jackie Travers

So, Jackie. For some absolute bizarre reason she seems to be adored on here and I genuinely have no idea why. I take it it's because she's an elder woman and TiBB has an adoration for them, but like she did nothing to deserve it and if she was 30 years younger probably wouldnt have a fanbase. Jackie for me started promising with a lively VT, first mother and daughter on Big Brother and all that jazz, however she soon descended into being a rather dull woman who had a hate for two of the best housemates of the series (Gina and Callum) along with Dexter and it was not fun to watch. I havent rewatched BB14 since 2013 so I cant rememer specifics but this included really going in on Gina and Dexter during face to face nominations and having a go at them when they took wine that was theres, idk it seemed like she was just going in because they were the lowest of the house social hierarchy and while Gina and Dexter had there faults it was a bit uncalled for. Then there was the thing with Callun where she absolutely loathed him and it was all a bit OTT.

Jackie definitely had her good sides, she could be amusing but for me she was more negative than positive.

And while were on Jackie, we cant not mention Rylan's ****ing embarrassing obsession with her, so cringe.

[Shaun]

Save Alexandra Cut Jackie

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[Jake.]

Save Alexandra Cut Jackie

dear god

[Black Dagger]

Ryan is a hilarious mess and I'm not sorry about it.

BRIAN BELO
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I am not guilty about this either. Such a forced, faux bore. Overbearing personality and not at all funny. Jade did his act years earlier and he wasn't remotely endearing in the slightest. I don't like the pretending to be thick routine or pissing the bed. Fittingly two who have done that are both in my bottom 3 of winners. After Big Brother he *****d himself out on any show that would have his face on it. Playing up to his dire routine as he went along. He then fortunately pissed away his legacy like every other housemate who was involved in that ****storm by being a goading, aggressive tool.

He also leaked his own nudes and they weren't even bloody nice so he doesn't even have that going for him does he? State of it.

[Shaun]

Save Ryan and cut Belo xo

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[Cal.]

Save Lateysha, cut Andrew

[Shaun]

Chloe, David, Jackson & Michael are left for RobertC and Jason!

[Babayaro.]

Save Sam cut Hughie

[Shaun]

i'm not using the same gif 3 times but goddamnit i should

[Cal.]

Save Sam cut Hughie

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There!

[Epic.]

Save Sam cut Hughie

You ****ing dick i was gonna use my finale pass on hughie

[Epic.]

Cut Jackson Save David BB10

EDIT: While I have the chance I give my finale pass to Isabelle Warburton. Marc's already taken out the 2 best housemates of BB17, I don't need Isabelle to have the same unjust faith

[Epic.]

Looks like Makosi, Craig Coates, and Isabelle Warburton are my only hopes!

[Babayaro.]

Wait!

[Babayaro.]

I save Mikey and not Sam

[Shaun]

Decisions are final Marc!

Cut Jackson Save David BB10

EDIT: While I have the chance I give my finale pass to Isabelle Warburton. Marc's already taken out the 2 best housemates of BB17, I don't need Isabelle to have the same unjust faith

You can't final pass someone unless they're nominated lol.

[Epic.]

I cut Sam and not Hughie

****ing fixed

[LukeB]

Marc taking out Hughie :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

Oh well x

[Epic.]

I legitimately have no idea why Hughie gets so much hate on here

[Shaun]

bisexual erasure is real!

[Jason.]

Saving working-class criminal mastermind Chloe because she holidays in Dubai and owns a flat-screen TV!

Michael 'Mikey' Hughes

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab306/JSLulz/mikey.gif

I know it's been almost a decade since BB9 originally aired and I haven't watched it since, but I don't really remember Mikey being that bad? He was just there to me and his disability only made him the predestined winner of BB9 (see: Pete two years earlier), but thankfully Rachel Rice's existence stopped that from happening. From what I remember of Mikey, he not only wore women's clothes, but stole them too? Like when he wore Sylvia's underwear without her permission, and when he wasn't brandishing women's knickers, he was washing his genitals with a drinking cup and starting random conversations about necrophilia (maybe he was that bad after all?)

He was kind of a miserable **** too, who moaned about every bloody aspect of the house! Oh and then you had the scotch bonnet moment (MELK...MELK!) and him getting hit on the head with a baseball. :joker: He also had this crusade against Rex and Nicole, where he wasn't afraid to call them out on several occasions, all of which resulted in Nicole almost disfiguring a blind Mikey while he was cooking sausages in a blistering hot pan, so there was that?

[Jake.]

273rd Place: Steve Gill
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So my main memory of Steve is Kelley flirting with him constantly and sexually referring to him as "The Baron" or something and it was all a bit disgusting :/.

That and the task where he had to face off against the robot from Butlins aside (yes, this actually happened), I can't remember much of Steve. I just read on Google that one of the shopping tasks (probably the one from the picture above) climaxed in him needing to score two bullseyes on a dartboard (despite only having one eye and no legs)? I mean, yeah I'm looking for things to say now.

He was perfectly nice but really shouldn't be going much further in this, so goodbye.

[Shaun]

Erm I'll save Chloe and cut Mikey

I prefer Mikey to a few on that list, but eh, what can you do?

</3

[Shaun]

Oh yay I'm next to nominate. *wastes this opportunity on 18 dullards from the early series*

[Daniel.]

Im out tonight so ill do write up tomorrow

[Babayaro.]

Erm I'll save Chloe and cut Mikey

I prefer Mikey to a few on that list, but eh, what can you do?

I'll take the blame for this one. :(

[Jason.]

I'll take the blame for this one. :(

At least you got rid of Hughie?

But yeah, I wish you saved Mikey as I would've much preferred to cut Sam instead. :laugh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

272. PJ Ellis (BB3 - 6th Place)

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blegh. Boring and smarmy douche but not even in a funny or entertaining way. Can I even get to 100 words for him? He didn't even exist for the first few weeks of BB3, and then he popped up when Jade gave him a handie/blowie and then the next day he dropped her like a cold bag of sick and acted like he never met her before. Like, 1) what a douche, 2) thanks for making me feel bad for Jade Goodyear of all people. I remember PJ also being super entitled about the Rich/Poor divide and having an awful eviction interview but I don't have anything to add to it. Basically, PJ sucks because he's a boring sleazy douche who somehow got SIXTH PLACE because sexism, and yes the **** I am pulling that card bc lol at a boring sleazy girl making it past Week 3 at that?

[Shaun]

*Macie, Jake and I tap our fingers*

[Black Dagger]

Sorry hun. Been at my Mum's tonight.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Sam

Eliminated Hughie

I saved Sam because in an otherwise ****e series, he actually did something and made it more entertaining to watch (this opinion could change soon though as I'm currently rewatching BB11).

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At first I thought Hughie was a ****, then I quite liked him, and now, looking back I realise he really wasn't that great. I suppose he was so well liked because of his funny accent and his rough background, not to mention standing up to house bitch Natalie. But really, he was a bit of an overbearing twat. His showmance with Ryan was hideous and just his general argumentative nature was pretty unpleasant. I mean, for the first couple of weeks he was quite righteous but as soon as he realised he might be popular on the outside, he stepped it up a gear and it was just argument after argument ever since. I was SO happy Jason won instead of him, but that's more so to do with who he was associated with being upset. A housemate with so much wasted potential.

[Jason.]

I stand by the notion that if Hughie was straight, with a six pack, he'd just be branded another Marc O'Neal.

[Daniel-X]

Hughie and Ryan are actually my two least favourites from BB17, which says a lot considering the majority (besides Emma/Evelyn/Charlie/Laura/Jayne) were an odious bunch.

[Jason.]

Saving working-class criminal mastermind Chloe because she holidays in Dubai and owns a flat-screen TV!

Michael 'Mikey' Hughes

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab306/JSLulz/mikey.gif

I know it's been almost a decade since BB9 originally aired and I haven't watched it since, but I don't really remember Mikey being that bad? He was just there to me and his disability only made him the predestined winner of BB9 (see: Pete two years earlier), but thankfully Rachel Rice's existence stopped that from happening. From what I remember of Mikey, he not only wore women's clothes, but stole them too? Like when he wore Sylvia's underwear without her permission, and when he wasn't brandishing women's knickers, he was washing his genitals with a drinking cup and starting random conversations about necrophilia (maybe he was that bad after all?)

He was kind of a miserable **** too, who moaned about every bloody aspect of the house! Oh and then you had the scotch bonnet moment (MELK...MELK!) and him getting hit on the head with a baseball. :joker: He also had this crusade against Rex and Nicole, where he wasn't afraid to call them out on several occasions, all of which resulted in Nicole almost disfiguring a blind Mikey while he was cooking sausages in a blistering hot pan, so there was that?

.

[Babayaro.]

I do not remember him talking about necrophillia...?

[Daniel.]

Jackie Travers

So, Jackie. For some absolute bizarre reason she seems to be adored on here and I genuinely have no idea why. I take it it's because she's an elder woman and TiBB has an adoration for them, but like she did nothing to deserve it and if she was 30 years younger probably wouldnt have a fanbase. Jackie for me started promising with a lively VT, first mother and daughter on Big Brother and all that jazz, however she soon descended into being a rather dull woman who had a hate for two of the best housemates of the series (Gina and Callum) along with Dexter and it was not fun to watch. I havent rewatched BB14 since 2013 so I cant rememer specifics but this included really going in on Gina and Dexter during face to face nominations and having a go at them when they took wine that was theres, idk it seemed like she was just going in because they were the lowest of the house social hierarchy and while Gina and Dexter had there faults it was a bit uncalled for. Then there was the thing with Callun where she absolutely loathed him and it was all a bit OTT.

Jackie definitely had her good sides, she could be amusing and wasnt an awful person but for me she was more negative than positive.

And while were on Jackie, we cant not mention Rylan's ****ing embarrassing obsession with her, so cringe.

Im on phone so will put picture etc tomorrow

[Macie Lightfoot]

I can't comment on Hughie but I almost eliminated him alol bc isn't he really just Traveler Rodrigo? But beloved for some reason?

[Cal.]

Save Lateysha, cut Andrew

Saved Lateysha because I loved her and she should and would have won the series!

Andrew Cruickshanks

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SHE IS DANGEROUS. I DON'T LIKE HER. I DON'T ****ING LIKE HER. *flees up the stairs in terror from Simone*

Andrew was possibly the most annoying housemate from BB18. He was rude, hypocritical, lacked self awareness completely and did that annoying thing that some newbies do to get 'in' with the crowd by ganging up on their fellow newbies. He was friends with Simone and Sue until he realised he could use them to gain a better position in the house and the series by going against them, hence that ridiculous night where Andrew flew up in the stairs crying in horror after Simone simply suggested that he had told her and Sue he was going to play up for the cameras and then milk it for all it was worth for the papers to get money. 'I'm here for the experience and because I love this show!' yada yada yada.

Perhaps the best thing about Andrew was that night where Chanelle and Sukhvinder came back and clocked him but he brought in to his own hype because for some reason Rebecca & Sue made out he was a good person/housemate and started screaming in the kitchen about how 'RAPH and HANNAH CAN **** OFF OUT MY LIFE' and 'HELL'S COMING.'

Andrew pretty much spent his entire 29(?) day stint in the house protesting he was in the show for the experience and because he loved the show, and then ended up undoing that all by pressing the buzzer to evict Sam, therefore taking the money that was offered for it and the 15k prize money for being the last second chance housemate standing. 'I WILL GIVE YA SOMETHING!' (never did). Of course, taking money when it's handed on a plate to you with no repercussions is not a bad thing and I'd have probably done the same thing if I had been in his position, but yeah, don't spend the entire time protesting you're not in it for the money when your actions clearly show you are.

[Shaun]

I'm going to use my first wave of nominations on the menial task of cutting some of the driftwood. Sure, you'll struggle to write about these, but they need to be culled and ultimately you can write 100 words on how Mercury's position in the stars motivated if you needs be!

RobertC, I expect that Jackson writeup before you can make your decision in this round!

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/mario.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/maysoon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/nush.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/savannah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sophie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sunita.png

Amy (BB8) - Andrew (BB1) - Bubble (BB2) - Imogen (BB7) - Isaac (BB10) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonathan (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Maisy (BB12)
Mario (BB11) - Maysoon (BB9) - Nush (BB4) - Sam (BB17) - Savannah (BB18) - Sophie (BB3) - Steph (BB4) - Stephanie (BB9) - Sunita (BB3)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

[Cal.]

Save Imogen, cut Savannah

[Black Dagger]

Cut Sam and save Isaac?

[Daniel.]

Save IMOGEN cut Sam

[Daniel.]

ffs

[Babayaro.]

Save mario cut maysoon

[Daniel.]

Save Stephanie Cut Jonathan BB7

Jonathan Leonard

So I held off this write up for so long because I have no idea what to say, I had basically no opinion on Jonathan as a housemate, he seemed nice but dull? He would probably be a better choice than Spiral but oh well. I guess people remember Jonathan for his eviction, which was to an empty crowd in the middle of week, which was quite hideous really considering he went through the audition process etc. ALSO Aisleyne's reaction to him leaving is iconic and one of the most remembered scenes in Big Brother history, as she sobbed hysterically at having to let him go. I guess thats what puts Jonathan above other bores, an uneventful stay but an eventful exit.

[Daniel.]

I have no idea how I'm going to write about him but I remember less about the others

[Cal.]

Save Imogen, cut Savannah

I saved Imogen because HOT TOPICS HOT TOPICS HOT TOPICS WITH IMOGEN IMOGEN IMOGEN

Savannah O'Reilly

http://cdn-01.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/article35851860.ece/cb7fc/AUTOCROP/w620h342/SHOWBIZ%20Br%202.jpg

There's not much I can say about Savannah that isn't obvious and boring since she was only in the house for like 9 days(?) a few months ago but I have to write 1000 words so here we go:

Everybody on TiBB thought she'd be the one out of the dating task newbies to go in and be righteous and clock the bad people and side with the good guys and Isabelle would be the one who went in and lay down and died for the boys and Ellie from Ibiza Weekender. How wrong we bloody were! Savannah came in and sided with the clique and I got the impression (from what little we saw of her) that she thought she was a little too good for the show but was using it as a platform anyway since her music career was flailing.

To be fair to her, Raph himself confirmed that she was severely out of her depth in terms of the confrontation that was occurring in the house on a nightly basis and we as viewers even saw that she was terrified during Fight Night 3 and sat on the sofas with her hands covering her ears like a little kid who can hear their parent's fighting downstairs. But that's not our fault that she wasn't right for RTV and I'm happy that the forum campaign worked and we managed to get her evicted over Isabelle because I dread to think what would have become of the endgame of the series if Isabelle had gone that night.

See you later Savannah, hope you are enjoying the 'life you have outside' which you used to clock the rest of the house on your way out!

[Shaun]

damn that was quick!

[Cal.]

damn that was quick!

Why are you just writing material for Marc/Marsh to come and use later on? SILLY girl.

[Jason.]

Saving Sophie because I'm a sucker for an underdog, that and she was quite lovely really.

Jonathan Durden

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jonathan-durden.jpg


For someone who wasn't really an important or memorable asset to BB8, Jonathan was actually kinda terrible? For the most part, he was up Carole's ass and rallied against Charley and Nicky as a result, mainly Nicky, because she caught him perving on her one time in the bathroom and he couldn't handle that she had him sussed and stayed the **** away from him. Then his grandmother passed away and he walked and that's what people remember him for the most (if anyone remembers him at all) so there's not much else to say really?

[Babayaro.]

Why are you just writing material for Marc/Marsh to come and use later on? SILLY girl.

:suspect:

I'm funnier than THAT

[Babayaro.]

damn that was quick!

(me when I'm Showbiz on launch night)

[Jake.]

Save Maisy cut Jonathan (BB8)?

[Cal.]

Not a good day to be called Jonathan

[Cal.]

(me when I'm Showbiz on launch night)

Oh just SHUT UP

[Jason.]

I already cut Evil Jonathan

[Jake.]

You didn't specify which Jonathan :suspect:

[Daniel-X]

Save Keeley cut Sunita

[Jason.]

You didn't specify which Jonathan :suspect:

I called him Evil Jonathan, what more clarification did you want! :oh:

[Jake.]

I called him Evil Jonathan, what more clarification did you want! :oh:

I cannot remember anything about him other than his nan dying!

[Jake.]

Alright well I'll cut the BB7 one then

[Shaun]

He's already gone you TWAT

[Shaun]

I'm going to use my first wave of nominations on the menial task of cutting some of the driftwood. Sure, you'll struggle to write about these, but they need to be culled and ultimately you can write 100 words on how Mercury's position in the stars motivated if you needs be!

RobertC, I expect that Jackson writeup before you can make your decision in this round!

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/mario.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/maysoon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/nush.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/savannah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sophie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sunita.png

Amy (BB8) - Andrew (BB1) - Bubble (BB2) - Imogen (BB7) - Isaac (BB10) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonathan (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Maisy (BB12)
Mario (BB11) - Maysoon (BB9) - Nush (BB4) - Sam (BB17) - Savannah (BB18) - Sophie (BB3) - Steph (BB4) - Stephanie (BB9) - Sunita (BB3)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!
The two remaining Robert to decide

[Jake.]

BB4s Steph

[Macie Lightfoot]

save bush cut steph

[Shaun]

Steph has just been axed Macie :worry: Amy/Andrew/Bubble remain

[Daniel-X]

Sunita Sharma:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/b/b4/Sunita_Sharma.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130505144503

She is literally one of the most confusing housemates of all time. She seemed so excited about joining BB in her VT and did show potential but it fell flat on it's face for poor Sunita. She nagged about how the show was below her during her very short stint in the BB3 house and how she didn't feel it was 'right' for her. There's not much to write about her she thought she would forever be remembered but her memory was washed away quicker than that of Laura McAdams almost. Housemates who don't feel the show is right for them should really take a deeper look into the show maybe watched some live feed back in the day? Not much to say a bore who had potential and turned out to be all talk and no walk.

I save Baroness Keeley Johnson

[Macie Lightfoot]

what on earth, the poetry of saving Nush and cutting Steph at once would have been PERFECT, at least for the ~three people who actually watched BB4, so thanks for nothing Jake.....x

Bubble's a huge twat so I'll cut him but it's not the same smh

[Babayaro.]

Sunita Sharma:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/b/b4/Sunita_Sharma.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130505144503

She is literally one of the most confusing housemates of all time. She seemed so excited about joining BB in her VT and did show potential but it fell flat on it's face for poor Sunita. She nagged about how the show was below her during her very short stint in the BB3 house and how she didn't feel it was 'right' for her. There's not much to write about her she thought she would forever be remembered but her memory was washed away quicker than that of Laura McAdams almost. Housemates who don't feel the show is right for them should really take a deeper look into the show maybe watched some live feed back in the day? Not much to say a bore who had potential and turned out to be all talk and no walk.

I save Baroness Keeley Johnson

Nnnn isn't this EXACTLY what you/someone else (idk) wrote for her in the last rankdown lmao??

[Epic.]

Saved Sam

Eliminated Hughie

I saved Sam because in an otherwise ****e series, he actually did something and made it more entertaining to watch (this opinion could change soon though as I'm currently rewatching BB11).

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/hughie.png

At first I thought Hughie was a ****, then I quite liked him, and now, looking back I realise he was that great. I suppose he was so well liked because of his funny accent and his rough and likeable background, not to mention standing up to house bitch Natalie. His showmance with Ryan was tolerable and just his general argumentative nature was very enjoyable. I mean, for the first couple of weeks he was quite righteous but as soon as he realised he might be popular on the outside, he didn't step it up a gear. I was SO unhappy Jason won instead of him, as he was the far more entertaining housemate. A housemate with so much fulfilled potential.

Anyways will be posting the Jackson writeup soon xxo.

[Daniel-X]

Nnnn isn't this EXACTLY what you/someone else (idk) wrote for her in the last rankdown lmao??

Yeah it's exactly what I wrote dhdhdh

[Jake.]

macie idm swapping if you've got a poetic write up on Steph planned since I've not watched either series lol

[Daniel-X]

Hughie was trash and idc what anyone else says he's ****ing abhorrent!

[Jake.]

Hughie was trash and idc what anyone else says he's ****ing abhorrent!

https://image.ibb.co/em74ok/daniel_ssig.png

[Daniel-X]

https://image.ibb.co/em74ok/daniel_ssig.png

I agree that these should be F3.

[Shaun]

No swapping! :oh:

[RileyH]

you tell them :clap1:

[LukeB]

Hughie was trash and idc what anyone else says he's ****ing abhorrent!

Yeah tea

I wish Jason eliminated Hughie because his write up on him would be great (no shade marc just hughie sucks and Jason would have been a negative write up full of drags)

[Jake.]

No swapping! :oh:

ok!

[Macie Lightfoot]

lol thx Jake :love: I'll just add an ~addendum~ to yours bc Steph *might* be my least favorite woman ever. And Bubble is also awful so it's not like my negativity is going to go to waste.

[Epic.]

Ok enough with the Hughie shade now. I get it.

267: Jackson Blython (BB17)
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/2016/07/650_bb17_final_6jackson.jpg

BB17 is a pretty great series I had rewatched recently. And under regular circumstances, I probably wouldn't be eliminating Jackson this soon. There's much more hateable scums of the earth still in this rank (not just from BB17, in general), but given my options I had no choice but to oust this audience-manipulating, backwards chicken-dancing monster.

Jackson was an annoying camera-seeking, attention-seeking showmance-crazed irritant. It was kind of a gradual thing but it also gradually was irritating the **** out of me. Most of what I'm describing him as can all kind of be exemplified in his showmance with Georgina "Nicky91" Cantwell. From his Aladdin and Princess Jasmine analogies, to his insistence on him being the "Street Kid Done Good With Rich Girl", his blatant storylining with her was so audience pandering and him getting away with it all bugged the **** out of me. I know we all like to point out how much of an obvious painfully passive-aggressive nutcase Georgina was, but she was so played by him and his plotlines with her and it aggravated me. ("When I could be having FUN WITH EVELYN!!!" is one of the most douchey lines ever.) While it had it's moments (evelyn: jackson do you wanna play a game? georgina: don't. you. dare..(!!!!)) the whole showmance he was known for for the first half of the series just felt so dragged on and pointless and I didn't give a ****. This was mostly in part to Jackson in particular (side note: remember that time georgina told jackson she owned a horse and he stared RIGHT at the camera saying "Ohhhh man she's got a horse! She's got a HORSE.").

Everything else Jackson was known for? Well... he was even worse with :joker: Jackson CONSTANTLY had to parade himself on his JUSTICE and his PRINCIPLES. He freaked out and provoked poor Emma Jensen into trying to leave the house just because she spent another night with her boyfriend when he could be talking to his son ("It's peopull's LIVES!!!" ****). He had to constantly have this weird goofy moral highground and it got so grating at times. And sure I had people there to call him out on his petty **** like laura<3 evelyn<3 and hughie<3, but it just couldn't make up enough for how annoying the Jackson Bly(ight)on experience was.

Other bad moments include: making a big song and dance about not turning around for his son because he's soooo selfless only to predictably turn around to see him ofc, challenging Zoltare in front of the cameras on his own in finale week (so ****ing pandering), CONSTANTLY complaining about how selfish it would be to take money only to THEN STEAL money and uglycri about it when called out on it by, well, every single housemate :laugh: etc. And while I appreciated his various interactions and the contribution he made to BB17 and its cast's contrast, he was still just so aggravating of a presence. You always get that one housemate every series who's just so fake and audience attention-seeking and who ALWAYS somehow gets away with despite it being so obvious. BB16 had their Danny, BB18 had their Ellie, and I guess BB17's was Jackson.

[Epic.]

Oh and I save Andrew (BB1) and cut Amy (BB8). Don't really have much an opinion on either though :laugh: (Andrew was a Nasty Nick-beta though, which is why I save him.)

[RileyH]

Georgina "Nicky91" Cantwell

:laugh2:

also I love Amy BB8 because she's the only person from Grimsby to ever be on the show :clap1:

[Jake.]

258th Place: Steph Coldicott
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/75666000/jpg/_75666370_tamsin_greig_bbc.jpg

I haven't watched BB4, so here are some Kim Woodburn quotes made up of exactly 100 words:

"Just stop, alright?... Because, you pacify everybody. You're talking to him, he's your pal. THEN you're on the bed, pacifying him." 21

"You BLABBERMOUTH!" 23

"And I think you're a little bitch, actually... An utter little rude little bitch." 37

"Trash and scum... And I say that with no regret. Scum, scum, scum." 50

"She WISHED it were true! Her eyes lit up then didn't they! You little BITCH!" 65

"And DON'T **** WITH ME." 70

"You'd make a wonderful town crier!" 76

"You're a SADDO! You silly bitches!" 82

"He's failed himself MISERABLY, by joining a gang!" 90

"Nicole is... She is the mafia... You are my women..." 100

[Babayaro.]

Lmao NOT Tamsin Greig

[RileyH]

I love Tamsin Greig

[Shaun]

how dare besmirch Miss Tamsin like this?

[Cal.]

OI!

[Shaun]

waiting for...well...everyone but Cal and Daniel-X?

[Macie Lightfoot]

k I'm going sis it's not my fault I was ready to write about Steph and SOMEBODY wouldn't let us amicably switch

[Babayaro.]

Saved Mario

Eliminated Maysoon

I saved Mario because I liked him. :)

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/maysoon.png

Don't have a lot to say about Maysoon, to be honest. She easily contributed the least towards her series and wasn't really an interesting person. Her VT was OK, I guess. At least she had a personality in that. I mean, she was a nice person but all I can remember about her time in the house was Mo having a thing for her and her not having much opinions on things going on. It's hard to believe she spent a whole month in there as when you look back at BB9 it honestly seems like a week and not four.

[Macie Lightfoot]

258. Bubble Ferguson (BB2 - 8th Place)

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/2/hms/Bubble2.jpg

Bubble is someone who I *HATED* when I watched BB2, but I hardly remember why now bc BB2 was actually awful and a worse series than BB4, yes I said that! He was just an annoying lad who *SHOCK* :o :o :o has a daughter and wuvs her so much and he won't hesitate to tell you just how much he loves her and cry about how he wants to win the money for her!!!!!!! Like, you can't begrudge someone for loving their daughter but when that's one of your only personality traits... why were you ever cast on reality television in the first place? The only other personality traits Bubble had to offer WERE off-putting, but I don't recall them so lol so much for that. Anyways, Bubble maybe had some chance of winning until...

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab306/JSLulz/bubble.gif?t=1272941034

:love::love::love:

it was the task where whenever the music played or whatever they had to RUN TO THE PLATFORM AND DANCE #BubbleHoldMe and Bubble nearly broke his damn knee and was forced to bedrest and even the people who used to think he was "funny" nominated him and he SOMEHOW got evicted despite being a kooky young blue collar father. And, like, Bubble was certainly awful in the context of BB2 but in the grander context of the franchise... I'm not even inspired to give him a scathing write up so :shrug:

[Cal.]

As someone belonging to the very small group of people who've seen BB2 on here, I can vouch that Bubble was definitely awful but so is the entire cast besides Narinder, Brian D, Amma and Penny.

[Epic.]

Imagine how much worse the BB timeline would've been had Bubble won instead of Brian? :skull:

[Jason.]

Saving Sophie because I'm a sucker for an underdog, that and she was quite lovely really.

Jonathan Durden

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jonathan-durden.jpg


For someone who wasn't really an important or memorable asset to BB8, Jonathan was actually kinda terrible? For the most part, he was up Carole's ass and rallied against Charley and Nicky as a result, mainly Nicky, because she caught him perving on her one time in the bathroom and he couldn't handle that she had him sussed and stayed the **** away from him. Then his grandmother passed away and he walked and that's what people remember him for the most (if anyone remembers him at all) so there's not much else to say really?

:spin2:

[Shaun]

Thank you, huns

[Shaun]

Just waiting on Daniel, Lucas & RobertC.

Jason is next to nominate!