BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown© - 2017 Edition [The winner!]

[Epic.]

I'll do my write-up now but i really am flummoxed on it

[Jason.]

Do you want me to PM you my nominations now? I'm out tomorrow and won't be back until 6, unless you're planning on starting the next round tomorrow evening or something then it should be fine. :laugh:

[Shaun]

Can do! I haven't updated the lineup pics to include the last 9 evictees though

[Black Dagger]

Cut Sam and save Isaac?

I saved Isaac bc his love making scene was arousing.

Sam Giffen

I can't even be arsed getting a picture because he makes me physically ****ing sick. The tedious mincer. His VT is all kinds of dreadful in which he proudly portrays that he hates feminine gays and that straight acting is the way forward in life despite the fact he is clearly a ****ing powerbottom with the Kylie greatest hits catalogue on display in his house. So sit down right now hun. He also got his minions on Jake and I'm sorry but only we can attack Jake. Not some dusty hag with a wide on for this munter. Right I don't think much more needs to be said about him considering he did nothing of note in that house and if Dennis and Charlie didn't have the audacity to be alive then I could happily proclaim that he is the worst ever gay housemate. Toodle pip.

[Babayaro.]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

I'll post the new round soon, but am still waiting on Daniel & Robert for their last writeups

[Shaun]

Imma just do what I did at the start of round 6: RobertC & Daniel - please get your Round 6 writeups in! You won't be able to vote in Round 7 until you do!

Jason's nominations are as follows...

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/matthew.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/pauline.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/sallie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/sezer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/joanne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/spencer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/stuart.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/vanessa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/zoe.png

Andrew (BB17) - Anton (BB12) - Billi (BB8) - Cairon (BB10) - Caroline (BB13) - Chris (BB13) - Grace (BB7) - Jade (BB3) - Jennifer (BB9)
Matthew (BB15) - Pauline (BB15) - Sallie (BB14) - Sezer (BB7) - Sissy (BB4) - Spencer (BB3) - Stuart (BB2) - Vanessa (BB5) - Zoe (BB15)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

[Shaun]

Save Sissy
Evict Sallie

Everyone still has their final passes and replacements!

[Black Dagger]

I save Chris because effectively all he did was have a squeaky voice and put that awful Becky in her place, so I'm not sure why he's up for eviction but I will let him pass.

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/faces/bhatti-billi-image.jpg

Look at that hair, just look at him in general, the guy is an absolute joke of a bloke, I honestly thought this round I'd be just throwing Caroline to the wolves because she's a disgrace of a woman, but hopefully somebody else can do that dirty work. It's a task I don't envy. Anyway back to Billi. I honestly have nothing really to attack from his behaviour in the house because really what was his sole purpose of being in their bar having a fragile masculinity and being destroyed by Charley on the regular basis. "DON'T SHOUT AT ME CHARLEY" "OR WHAT" "k sorry Charley hun going for a fag now x" and then he got evicted and we thought that would be the end of him... but no. The world needed him producing porn and us having the sight of Darnell's penis to enjoy... yeah Billi pal, do us all a favour and **** off if that's your outstanding contribution to the world. But yeah I've also noticed this weekend being into the world of pro wrestling that he's a deluded parasite that lacks self awareness due to the fact he's parading the fact around at how much he's thrown away on hookers while calling people irrelevant virgins and those meatballs that gays get called by these types of morons. Go back to that cave, Tramp x.

[Babayaro.]

Save Jade cut Sezer

[Daniel-X]

Save Grace cut Pauline

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Caroline save Hennifer

[Daniel.]

I wor till 9 so write up at 10?

Jason yoir choices are **** x

[Shaun]

Sure that's fine Daniel - and yeah I thought this round would cause a few upsets (mostly "ugh do I get rid of Cairon or Stuart?" at the very end)

[Jake.]

Cut Cairon save Vanessa (BB5)

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Amy Alexandra (BB8)

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I don't remember this chick much. She was part of BB8, a season I don't care much for, debuted pretty late and was only there for two weeks and is kinda harmless. But I had to pick between her and BB1 Andrew and I remember him being a fun Nasty Nick-beta. She was kinda more inconsequential. There's so many scumbags I'd rather be out but I gotta cut this non-factor. She definitely didn't deserve to be booed for no reason. Idk you try and do a proper write-up for this girl

[Epic.]

The people cut did NOT deserve that (except Sezer he's trash).

I cut Andrew (BB17) and save Matthew (BB15) cause I kinda felt bad for him sometimes

[Babayaro.]

Saved Jade

Eliminated Sezer

I saved Jade because there's no way a BB legend as big as her should be going this early. :nono:


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I think most people will have the same opinion on Sezer - an arrogant, delusional bully. I've got to admit, his entrance into the house showed promise as it looked as if we might have a proper game player on our screens. However, this was not to be. What we did get though, was someone who was so desperate to become alpha male that he tried and failed to form a showmance with Imogen (I think??) and made it his number one priority to isolate the weakest member of the group, which he succeeded in doing. What he failed to understand, was that by going out of his way to make Shahbaz's time in the house a misery, he made himself public enemy #1 and not top dog, like he was behind those doors. Great strategy, twat. I still believe that the treatment of Shahbaz is one of, if not the worst case of bullying in the show's history, and Sezer was at the forefront of it. Pouring Shahbaz's cereal away whilst intimidating him by the sink, and throwing meat flavoured crisps towards him (something along those lines anyway) was such a scummy thing to do. It wasn't all doom and gloom with Sezer the Geezer though, as he was a part of one of the best and most memorable evictions ever :love:

A horrible bully who should have been removed from the house. Bye. :)

[RileyH]

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10504/BB7-Sezer-eviction-0_4.jpg

[Epic.]

Saved Jade

Eliminated Sezer

I saved Jade because there's no way a BB legend as big as her should be going this early. :nono:


http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/sezer.png

I think most people will have the same opinion on Sezer - an arrogant, delusional bully. I've got to admit, his entrance into the house showed promise as it looked as if we might have a proper game player on our screens. However, this was not to be. What we did get though, was someone who was so desperate to become alpha male that he tried and failed to form a showmance with Imogen (I think??) and made it his number one priority to isolate the weakest member of the group, which he succeeded in doing. What he failed to understand, was that by going out of his way to make Shahbaz's time in the house a misery, he made himself public enemy #1 and not top dog, like he was behind those doors. Great strategy, twat. I still believe that the treatment of Shahbaz is one of, if not the worst case of bullying in the show's history, and Sezer was at the forefront of it. Pouring Shahbaz's cereal away whilst intimidating him by the sink, and throwing meat flavoured crisps towards him (something along those lines anyway) was such a scummy thing to do. It wasn't all doom and gloom with Sezer the Geezer though, as he was a part of one of the best and most memorable evictions ever :love:

A horrible bully who should have been removed from the house. Bye. :)

Wow this almost makes up for the objectively bad Hughie opinion

[Cal.]

Save Zoe cut Stuart

[Cal.]

Save Sissy
Evict Sallie

Everyone still has their final passes and replacements!

Sal :(

[Jake.]

251st Place: Cairon Austin-Hill
http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/10/hms/Cairon4.jpg

Coming fresh off a BB10 re-watch this summer, I can confirm that Cairon is pretty terrible at best.

I mean, his friendship with Siavash was ok to begin with but then it was just them constantly hugging eachother and attached at the seams with velcro and idk it just wasn’t all that interesting.

The reason he’s out though is because of his rather aggressive streak (mainly directed towards Sree). Yes, Sree was irritating and certainly would have been difficult to live with, but to the point of threatening him? Cairon overreacted to Sree’s prodding massively and was booted out because of it (well that and because he was up against Freddy who would end up sticking to BB10 like the plague).

[Babayaro.]

Cairon was underwhelming as hell lol. Didn't most people think he would be another Science (racist? :worry:)??

[Jake.]

Cairon was underwhelming as hell lol. Didn't most people think he would be another Science (racist? :worry:)??

I got that vibe too tbf, he was nothing like him though unfortunately

[Macie Lightfoot]

okay but Sezer TOTALLY had Richard pegged before anyone else really did so I think my feelings on him are net positive alol.

Also, Cairon is a top 10 most forgettable HM.

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Having Richard pegged is what a smart person does. Doesn't make sezer any less of an insufferable piece of human garbage

[Macie Lightfoot]

252. Caroline Wharram (BB13 - 10th Place)

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So there were actually a **** ton of people I could have seen myself eliminating this round (Anton, Chris, Grace, Matthew, Pauline, Spencer, Stuart) but one must NEVER pass up on an opportunity to destroy Caroline when granted one. It's surely one of the cardinals rules of C5 BBUK. Do I even need to go into why she's so awful? Surely everyone knows, right? I know a few people try to be edgy and insist that Caroline was HILAAAAAAAAAARIOUS and provided comic relief (?!) merely because she was posh and had a vagina, but no. Absolutely no. I'm not having any of that ****ing bull****. Homegirl was a wretched cretin who was seemingly bred in a laboratory to have a bunch of obviously bad personality traits that would come together in the worst way imaginable. Here's a few of them!

Racist: I'm sure some people are going to cry about how I'm being too harsh because Caroline didn't call someone the n-word or preach for resegregation, but she called a black man a gorilla and compared him to MLK Jr. as an insult, which at the very least is extremely racially insensitive.

Desperate for attention but lacking a backbone: So because it wasn't HILAAAAAAAAARIOUS enough when Rex did it and when Harry did it, we had to suffer through Caroline thinking she was oh so ****ing clever and pulling that tired-ass trope of swapping out the Shopping Budget entirely for chocolate! Not only was this blatantly unoriginal and NOT funny, but Caroline couldn't even own her damn decision. She just kinda lingered in the background and snickered to herself and ran away when people realized what was up because she didn't want people yelling at her.

Downright bizarre and emotionally unstable: Another quality that probably sounds good on paper but in practice was just EXHAUSTING. As mentioned above, Caroline could not own any decision she made and was incredibly spineless, which is kind of the exact opposite of how someone trying to sell her brand of character should act. Whenever her chickens came home to roost, instead of standing her ground Caroline would just dive into melodramatic, weepy apologies where she would panic and hyperventilate and fully agreed that she was an awful person and just suck you into her self-loathing and leave you feeling uncomfortable... and then she wouldn't change her behavior at all and the cycle would just keep going on. I don't think this fits anywhere, but I feel obligated to mention that time when Caroline hit herself in the eye with her hairbrush and then hysterically wailed in the Diary Room for 10 minutes.

FAT: This isn't so much a personality trait and I'm not trying to fat-shame, but for someone with so many different ISSUES, Caroline got reeeeeallly ****ing fat towards the end of her stay and it got to the point where she had to be given a new eviction outfit :joker::joker::joker: and then, of course, she had to compliment this eviction outfit by having her hair all frizzy and messy and knotty but she was also going to carry a hairbrush with her because GET IT, SHE SHOULD PROBABLY USE IT SINCE HER HAIR IS A MESS, LOOK HOW FUNNY AND CLEVER THAT CAROLINE IS!!!!! The rest of her eviction interview consisted of her shrieking and chanting "GET CAROLINE OUT!" and attempting to sell her own friends out in the few sentences she could actually string together.

So yeah, thanks for tuning into "Caroline Wharram: A case study on why you should never send your children to boarding school." Until next time!

[Jake.]

Caroline <3

[Jake.]

Good write up though

I agree she’s awful but I can’t help but love her

[Black Dagger]

Thank you for doing the Lord's work Macie. I couldn't put myself through it.

[Epic.]

Soz, really enjoyed Caroline for the role she had in the BB13 house. You already had your storyline-heavy people, your deranged horrible people villains, your comic reliefs, and your bores. And Caroline was some weird zombified mix of all FOUR of those. She was just so unhinged and desperate and idk it felt guilty pleasure territory for me. It's why Raven in BB19 doesn't completely bother me :laugh:

[RileyH]

Soz, really enjoyed Caroline for the role she had in the BB13 house. You already had your storyline-heavy people, your deranged horrible people villains, your comic reliefs, and your bores. And Caroline was some weird zombified mix of all FOUR of those. She was just so unhinged and desperate and idk it felt guilty pleasure territory for me. It's why Raven in BB19 doesn't completely bother me :laugh:

yes but Raven is a legend and Caroline is a ****

[Cal.]

Caroline :laugh2: <3

[Daniel-X]

Pauline Bennett:

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While having a really promising VT and seeming as though she was THE pre-destined star of the series, who would become one of TIBBs ultimate favourite housemates... Pauline was actually the complete opposite. She was a whiny, nasty and bitter old bitch. I see there's still some members on here who claim like 'oh yes mama you tell them straight' (aka you bully people mercilessly because you're so self righteous) but no she's actually repugnant.

Despite her giving Helen the pass to the final (yasss Helen queen) the woman has no redeeming qualities bar this. She lived in a warped world where everything she said and did was right, she took pleasure in belittling certain housemates such as Chris and Jale to feed into her superiority complex. 'Ease up on the chicken man!' why so you can have more for yourself you fat condensing cow? I do understand that Helen, while she is my favourite BB HM of all time is among her faults and yes her treatment of Jale was wrong but at least she can own up it, Pauline showed no remorse whatsoever and thus caused a massive U Turn in her popularity both on the forum and with the GBP. From being power housemate on day one to getting evicted two weeks later really was quite a funny and fitting story arc for such a truly nasty woman.

[Shaun]

#256 - Sallie Axl - BB14
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I'm semi-aware that she's somewhat liked on this chasm of a website so I'll keep this as brief as possible.

Dressed like an explosion at Claire's, Sallie stormed into BB14 with a motormouth and a determination to expose the snakes and prove that everyone and everyone, apart from her, wasn't Keeping It Real. A discount Aisleyne, Sallie fired off insults from launch night, calling out Gina's "bad skin", hair extensions and saying she "look[ed] like a prostitute" (prompting the much-quoted Gina response) and generally ticked all of the boxes that a list of "most two-dimensional loud, arsehole housemate" would require. To this day, her child's canvas of a body appears to be friends with Jemma Lucy and that need be enough of the kind of personality she associates with.

"You know what? I'm a really decent person. I'm a tomboy girl and I don't give a ****."

Neither do I, ****! Clear off!

[Epic.]

If I was here sooner I would've given Sallie the finale pass :fist:

[RileyH]

Sallie </3

[Jake.]

I mean Sallie > Gina, but that’s not saying much

[Shaun]

I realise btw that I've had an unfair advantage in posting the noms every time and getting to choose first, so from our 2nd wave of nominations onwards I'll just let you all post them whenever you want :pipe:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Were people really surprised when Pauline turned out to be an awful cow? That **** was obvious straight from her VT.

[Pete.]

Save Michelle Cut Vanessa

Vanessa Layton-McIntosh
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I really did not expect the first person I write about in this rankdown to be someone I like but here we are...

Vanessa is known for having one of the more lively VTs, where she went all Mean Girls and promised us she would be such a stirring bitch and cause lots of drama and fun, however in the house she preceded to eat and sleep a lot, which annoyed the public who called her pointless (the same public who named the more pointless Anthony the winner), however being a part of the greatest clique in Big Brother history can only endear you to me and I found Vanessa a rather fun presence.

It is simply NOT TRUE she was a bore at all, Vanessa had quite a role in house dynamics from Team Britney at first to going over to Makosi, plus her brilliant moments such as "She is a conniving little bitch and I am nominating her today" talking of Sam, which went on to cause a nominations twist that saw Lesley get evicted lol. My favourite moment of hers though has to be when she screamed at Saskia that she was a prostitute and DIRTY SKANKLY LITTLE BITCH. She also had the subplot of her food obsession :love: Overall I think Vanessa was a good housemate who got lost in a house of big characters, and should have made it further in this ranking but I couldn't cut any of the others so she ends up here.

How DARE she be so low

[RileyH]

How DARE she be so low

http://i.imgur.com/CTuPMAh.gif

[Epic.]

How DARE she be so low

hopefully Cal doesn't put up Jason Burrill, Mark Henderson + a bunch of great housemates ever again

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250. Andrew Tate

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Okay so before I do this, a few things to clear out of the way. 1) When I watch this show, I don't usually judge housemates based on their outside actions whether it be before or after entering the show. 2) Jason's noms that I had left to pick weren't really that angering for me so that's more why i've done this cut. But 3) Andrew still sucked!!!

Just imagine how much worse BB17 would've gotten if Andrew's floppy BBUS-style gimmick was there the entire series? He would've obviously survived a vote to evict against Natalie/Georgina/Charlie too so just imagine the nightmare that would befall annihilation week :laugh: Nevertheless, Andrew Tate represents the stereotype of an American male housemate. Not understanding the difference between BBUK and it's US counterpart, over-thinking gameplay to an excessively aggravating way, etc. And though Andrew was there for only 7 days, i'm pretty sure 5 of those had one of his late night DR sessions about how he would "affect the social structure" and "make moves maluable to him." And yadda yadda yadda who cares? Like who actually cares?

Besides this I'll give it to the guy. He did have some pretty funny moments I could laugh at :laugh: Such as the time him and Ryan were HUGELY instructed by Emma to pretend to be new housemates and not know a thing, only for Andrew to go in and IMMEDIATELY call 8 of his housemates complete snakes from him watching. But nevertheless, while that whole ordeal of him and Ryan being utter stupid twats was hilarious, he was still aggravating THERE too, taking credit for the Twins, Chelsea & Marco trying to walk out and that his mission actually succeeded. Sometimes I hate it when housemates just can't comprehend how wrong they are.

Anyway, under regular circumstances I wouldn't cut him this early but then again he'd probably feel "intellectual" or "socially stable" to be surviving the first couple of rounds of these so I better cut him now bye!!!

[Jason.]

I feel like Andrew was on the shortlist for BBUS18, but somehow ended up on our version by accident. From him pushing himself as this 'strategic mastermind' to his bigotry and general scumminess, he would've fitted in nicely.

[RileyH]

I feel like Andrew was on the shortlist for BBUS18, but somehow ended up on our version by accident. From him pushing himself as this 'strategic mastermind' to his bigotry and general scumminess, he would've fitted in nicely.

I wouldn't have been able to put up with Paul and Andrew in one season tyvm

[Epic.]

Raph auditioned for BB17 if i recall. Imagine it. Picking Andrew as your American representation over Raph :skull:

[Babayaro.]

Raph auditioned for BB17 if i recall. Imagine it. Picking Andrew as your American representation over Raph :skull:

Picking Hughie as your POC over Raph. :(

[Daniel.]

Sallie should be top 50

[Daniel.]

Save Stephanie Cut Jonathan BB7

Jonathan Leonard

So I held off this write up for so long because I have no idea what to say, I had basically no opinion on Jonathan as a housemate, he seemed nice but dull? He would probably be a better choice than Spiral but oh well. I guess people remember Jonathan for his eviction, which was to an empty crowd in the middle of week, which was quite hideous really considering he went through the audition process etc. ALSO Aisleyne's reaction to him leaving is iconic and one of the most remembered scenes in Big Brother history, as she sobbed hysterically at having to let him go. I guess thats what puts Jonathan above other bores, an uneventful stay but an eventful exit.

:)

[Daniel.]

Save Spencer cut Anton.

[Cal.]

Save Zoe cut Stuart

Saved Zoe because she wasn't as bad as the rest

Stuart Hosking

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Stuart wasn't that bad of a guy. He was the 'villain' of the boring series that is Big Brother 2 and so everything was all blown out of proportion and he was made out to be some horrible nasty guy but he was just a normal bloke really. He's credited as having the first ever Big Brother row (which I find confusing since I'm sure I've seen rows posted from BB1 but nevermind) when he had a huge blow up with Amma (I can't even remember what it was about now and I only watched it last summer) and made her cry and sob and this tension caused another row between Brian Dowling and new gay housemate Josh and so Stuart came across as a troublemaker. He was a bit of a wind up merchant and I think he had a mini row with Penny as well earlier in the series which seemed to be brushed under the carpet but overall I remember him as a decent guy who just had a bit of a mouth and a grating personality and therefore he shouldn't really continue in this rankdown. Also I seem to remember he had a nice bum and showered naked but he's that not attractive (sorry Stuart if you ever come back to TiBB and read this!) so I wouldn't waste your time with it.

[Cal.]

MESS literally everything I wrote about him besides his mini feud with Penny can be seen in this clip Hayden posted:

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[Shaun]

OP all updated except for Daniel's Anton writeup - Lucas feel free to nominate now because I've updated the lineup pics too :pipe:

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He was a bit of a wind up merchant and I think he had a mini row as well earlier in the series which seemed to be brushed under the carpet but overall I remember him as a decent guy who just had a bit of a mouth and a grating personality and therefore he shouldn't really continue in this rankdown. Also I seem to remember he had a nice bum and showered naked but he's that not attractive (sorry Stuart if you ever come back to TiBB and read this!) so I wouldn't waste your time with it.

All these parts of the post I've included makes me realize how Stuart was basically a 2002 version of James Jordan.

They even look alike!!

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[Black Dagger]

My round :)

[Daniel-X]

I'm scared for Lucas' nominations they could be brilliant or awful :worry:

[Epic.]

Ugh, I bet he'll nom all the controversial people with a lot of faves.

[Babayaro.]

My round :)

Me at Wetherspoons

[Shaun]

As before, Daniel can vote when Anton has a writeup :pipe:

Lucas' nominations are as follows...

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/maxwell.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/orlaith.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/raph.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/sarah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/steven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/winston.png

Alexandra (BB9) - Glyn (BB7) - Govan (BB11) - Jack (BB16) - Jack & Joe (BB14) - Jay (BB12) - Joel (BB16) - Lesley (BB6) - Lisa (BB7)
Lisa (BB10) - Maxwell (BB6) - Orlaith (BB6) - Raph (BB18) - Rebecca (BB9) - Sarah (BB16) - Saskia (BB6) - Steven (BB15) - Winston (BB15)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

DanielX - Saved Lesley, Axed Sarah
Jake - Saved Govan, Axed Lisa
Shaun - Saved Jack, Axed Saskia
Babayaro - Saved Glyn, Axed Alexandra
RobertC - Saved Joel, Axed Maxwell
Jason. - Saved Orlaith, Axed Raph
Cal - Saved Rebecca, Axed Steven

[Daniel-X]

Save Lesley
Cut Saz

[Jake.]

Cut Lisa save Sarah

[Shaun]

Saved Pieface because he was the only tolerable thing about the last week of BB16.

245th: Saskia Howard-Clarke
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/08/article-1284936-09F2FA67000005DC-654_233x200.jpg

It's been a good 4 or 5 years since my BB6 rewatch (thank you, forum member AJ., for the DVDs!) and I have to admit my dislike of Saskia is subsiding a little: of the dick clique in that series she's certainly the least offensive. That said, being one of the more bearable of Anthony/Maxwell/Lesley/Craig is a little bit like being the best member of Westlife: no one really forgives you for what you did as a whole.

The series started with Saskia assuming her status as Head Dog of the lounge and simultaneously isolating Sam and Mary (Lesley, despite her VT boasts, seemed happy to play second fiddle too). For the first week or two there wasn't yet the gruesome romance to develop, and she played a little under the radar but managed to get some lethal jabs in at Mary ("don't grit your teeth at me like a dog, woman!") that weren't entirely undeserved - I am of the opinion that Mary was a ridiculous charade that was more sociopathic than she was eccentric and adorable but that's neither here nor there.

Time wore on though and she shacked up with Maxwell and unleashed hell at Makosi for drinking 8 cans of cider with the secret housemates, sealing her eviction. She was just...white trash.

[Daniel-X]

Sorry Raph but had to be done!

[Shaun]

Daniel I saw your first vote :nono:

[Babayaro.]

Save Glyn cut Alexandra

[Daniel-X]

I spelled Raph wrong?

[Epic.]

Save Joel Cut Sarah!

EDIT: Sarah already saved babes

Never ****ing mind. I save Joel and cut Maxwell

[Daniel-X]

Sarah already saved babes

[Epic.]

I know how much vocal hate Joel gets here but it's cathartic he outlast Sarah after she blamed him for the Aaron incident :skull:

[Daniel-X]

NOOOO Shaun you cow!

[Daniel-X]

Hmmmm let me cut Raph yes?

[Shaun]

Have edited in all the votes so far, Jake and Robert need to change a name

[Epic.]

Changed my vote after someone saved Irrelevant Sarah

[RileyH]

I shall save Pieface and eliminate...erm... Saskia

:oh: </3

[Shaun]

believe me I want the inevitable Raph axing too for the ratings! but rules are rules! (plus I think someone else will eliminate ha anyway)

[Epic.]

Saxwell leaving the same round :joker:

[Epic.]

Shaun is my vote official now that i've changed it?

[Jake.]

Save Govan idk

[Shaun]

yeah Maxwell is (surprisingly late but) outta here!

[Babayaro.]

Save Govan idk

What kind of disloyalty

[Epic.]

The Maxwell cut hurt a little but there's no way I'm letting him outlast Saskia at this round :nono:

[RileyH]

Saxwell leaving the same round :joker:

Saskia doesn't deserve this </3

[Black Dagger]

She does. She's a ****.

[Jason.]

She does. She's a ****.

So are you!

[Jason.]

Saving Orlaith because I'd take an unexceptional BB6 housemate over almost...anyone from BB12 or BB15.

Raph Korine

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10433/normal_BB_Raph~12.jpg

There were quite a few I would've cut before Raph, namely Steven Goode and Beavis, but writing about them would've meant casting my mind back to BB15 and I'd rather leave that **** behind in 2014.

I only watched a few weeks of BB18, but from what I saw, Raph was really a nothing housemate. I've heard from many reliable sources that had the courage to sit through the entirety of mediocrity that is BB18 that he became a WUM in the second half, after Josie Gibson entered the house for a task and encouraged him to play pranks on everyone, as if that worked for Sam Pepper...in her own ****ing series. He had this unexpected friendship with Chanelle, which was nice I guess, mainly because everyone who knows Raph would know he has a track record for dismissing recruits, yet ends up befriending the most obvious recruit in there. :joker: That's pretty much it really? That was all there was to Raph? I don't even dislike Raph, I just couldn't be any more indifferent on him. The fact he voted for Trump being one of his more memorable moments says it all. Take him away from BB18 and nothing changes. He was just a mild background character and an overrated one at that. I stand by the notion that if he wasn't a member of this forum, he wouldn't have half the support he gets on here. I still find it hilarious how some random members all of a sudden became his biggest fans when it was announced that he was a housemate, as if they knew he even existed a week prior. :joker:

I will give kudos where it's due and say he was better than I expected him to be, mainly when he let go trying to be the token gameplayer and was just himself and being the superfan that he is and finishing runner-up is nothing to be sniffed at, but in the grand scheme of BB18, he's a top 8/9 housemate at best.

[Babayaro.]

Orlaith was dull

[Cal.]

She does. She's a ****.

Says the bloody one!

[Black Dagger]

Says the bloody one!

I've only ever been nothing but nice to you. Bloody vile cow.

[Cal.]

Save Rebecca cut Steven

[Cal.]

I've only ever been nothing but nice to you. Bloody vile cow.

RIGHT. That's IT. Me, you OUTSIDE NOW.

[Black Dagger]

I'm a bit gutted I nommed Raph now. I could have had fun with that write up. Oh well bye.

[Black Dagger]

RIGHT. That's IT. Me, you OUTSIDE NOW.

Bring IT you SKET

[Jason.]

Orlaith was dull

It's not like we weren't left with Steven ****ing Goode and Rebecca and Winston to choose from or anything :)

[RileyH]

She does. She's a ****.

How??

[Babayaro.]

It's not like we weren't left with Steven ****ing Goode and Rebecca and Winston to choose from or anything :)

Fair point

[Epic.]

Orlaith ruined BB6's eviction order and easily the worst of that cast bar Maxwell & Eugene

[Shaun]

Eugene >>>>> Lesley, Orlaith, Saskia, Maxwell and probably Mary, Sam & Anthony too! sorry!

[Jason.]

Orlaith ruined BB6's eviction order and easily the worst of that cast bar Maxwell & Eugene

Well no, the moronic voters did.

[RileyH]

Eugene >>>>> Lesley, Orlaith, Saskia, Maxwell and probably Mary, Sam & Anthony too! sorry!

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/6/64/Saskia1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130601152553

[Shaun]

did i ****ing STUTTER?

[RileyH]

did i ****ing STUTTER?

don't grit your teeth at me LIKE A DOG woman

[Epic.]

Well no, the moronic voters did.

But her PRESENCE is what ruined it

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Lisa cut Winston is that still an option?

[Jake.]

save Lisa cut Winston is that still an option?

no lol Lisa’s been cut

[Black Dagger]

no lol Lisa’s been cut

Which one did you cut? Asian or Lesbian.

[Babayaro.]

Lesbian :fc:

[Shaun]

Hmm for some reason I assumed Jake cut Lisa from 7. We shall have to see. *texts her bc she's at the footie*

[Shaun]

He has replied "lesbian", I apologise Macie.

Your remaining four are Jay McKay, Jack & Joe Glenny, Lisa Huo and Winston...Reid? Is that his surname? idk

[Babayaro.]

Showman

[Babayaro.]

Nnnn Winston Reid plays for West Ham

[Jamie89]

Eugene >>>>> Lesley, Orlaith, Saskia, Maxwell and probably Mary, Sam & Anthony too! sorry!

:clap1: (ish, I might have Mary and Sam above him but he's an underrated almost-legend so)

[Epic.]

Eugene is anything but a legend what? https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/3/3b/Eugene_Sully.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130606173647

[Shaun]

Nnnn Winston Reid plays for West Ham

:skull: jake & the football rubbing off on me and this game

[Babayaro.]

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/3/3b/Eugene_Sully.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130606173647

Me when my Dad asks what I've been smoking

[Jamie89]

Eugene is anything but a legend what? https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/3/3b/Eugene_Sully.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130606173647

I prefixed 'almost' because I didn't feel quite right calling him a legend :laugh: ... but I remember really enjoying him as a housemate. I found him likeable, he made me laugh, he was different, I dunno he wasn't really anything that special I suppose but I enjoyed him and I really don't get the hate he seems to get on here. I think as well because he lost to Anthony who I though was a terrible housemate makes him stand out more to me, in a robbed king sort of way </3

[Jake.]

I’ll do my lesbo lis write up tomorrow https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/3/3b/Eugene_Sully.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130606173647

[Macie Lightfoot]

WOW first you steal Steph from me and now you cut Lisa?!

you wait, you ****in wait....x -Ashleigh Hughes -me

[Jake.]

:joker:

sorry </3

[Jake.]

246th Place: Lisa Wallace
http://cdn3-www.afterellen.com/assets/uploads/UK-big-brother-10-lisa.jpg

"You are such a prick... Go an' have a wank!"

Lisa is a weird enigma. She could go from being the house mother, neutering the runts of the litter (like Sree), to being the house bully in a matter of seconds. I think that's what bugs me about Lisa the most; just how quickly she could change her mind.

We'll forgot about Halfwit for a moment here (from my BB10 rewatch I decided that he did end up becoming quite irritating) and focus on Lisa and David's time spent rolling ciggies at the bus stop. Because the task of rolling and smoking is clearly that uninteresting, they'd feel the need to strike up a conversation, which in turn would become a bitching session about another housemate. It wouldn't matter to Lisa if she actively got on with the housemate in question, as soon as she found a hole, she'd be digging for a good 5 minutes before all the tobacco had been smoked. A moan had to be had if she was at the smoking area.

Lisa did have her moments but didn't bring much to the table (negativity aside). So yeah.

[Raph]

Cut Lisa save Sarah

That awkward feeling when your mate saves Govan a week 2 boot over you :(

But Glyn and Joel are my two favourite non-BB18 housemates ever, so as long as they are still in ha ha ha.

This game is weird tho, strange boot order

[Babayaro.]

Blame Cal

[Jake.]

That awkward feeling when your mate saves Govan a week 2 boot over you :(

But Glyn and Joel are my two favourite non-BB18 housemates ever, so as long as they are still in ha ha ha.

This game is weird tho, strange boot order

Guess you could say I’ve been bitter about you ignoring me lol

[Jake.]

(But also I was ordering a takeaway before the Arsenal match last night and panick-saved Sarah without really looking at who was up for the chop)

(And then when Shaun said that the votes were void I thought you’d been saved so went for Govan over Jack & Joe)

[Raph]

Guess you could say I’ve been bitter about you ignoring me lol

Aw would never ignore you man! Thought I replied to your messages on twitter? Apologies if ive missed anything, been soo hectic post coming out of the house

[reece(:]

This game is weird tho, strange boot order

Justice for the Agboolas

[Black Dagger]

Guess you could say I’ve been bitter about you ignoring me lol

:clap1:

[Raph]

:clap1:

Happy to ignore you though, after seeing all the posts you put online shading me, jealousy aint cute :wavey:

[Black Dagger]

Happy to ignore you though, after seeing all the posts you put online shading me, jealousy aint cute :wavey:

Yet you still think Lotan is wonderful when he called you a twat on Twitter lmao.

Apart from launch night and the fact you unfollowed me when did I throw shade lmao. Turn my light on again x

I have no need to be jealous. Just hope Chanelle doesn't drop you like a stone once she does another Ex On The Beach xxxx

[Shaun]

WOW first you steal Steph from me and now you cut Lisa?!

you wait, you ****in wait....x -Ashleigh Hughes -me

Who are you cutting instead miss?

[Ross.]

Guess you could say I’ve been bitter about you ignoring me lol

(But also I was ordering a takeaway before the Arsenal match last night and panick-saved Sarah without really looking at who was up for the chop)

(And then when Shaun said that the votes were void I thought you’d been saved so went for Govan over Jack & Joe)

Pick a side and be a woman!

http://i.imgur.com/PF6u9AK.gif

[Jake.]

Pick a side and be a woman!

http://i.imgur.com/PF6u9AK.gif

Her eyes lit up then, didn’t they! You little cow!

http://i.imgur.com/PF6u9AK.gif

[Macie Lightfoot]

Who are you cutting instead miss?

what are my options? Ive been in mourning

[RileyH]

This game is weird tho, strange boot order

Justice for Saskia </3

[Shaun]

As before, Daniel can vote when Anton has a writeup :pipe:

Lucas' nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/alexandra.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/govan.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glyn.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/jack.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/jackandjoe.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/jay.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/joel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/lesley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lisa.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/maxwell.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/orlaith.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/raph.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/sarah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/steven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/winston.png

Alexandra (BB9) - Glyn (BB7) - Govan (BB11) - Jack (BB16) - Jack & Joe (BB14) - Jay (BB12) - Joel (BB16) - Lesley (BB6) - Lisa (BB7)
Lisa (BB10) - Maxwell (BB6) - Orlaith (BB6) - Raph (BB18) - Rebecca (BB9) - Sarah (BB16) - Saskia (BB6) - Steven (BB15) - Winston (BB15)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

DanielX - Saved Lesley, Axed Sarah
Jake - Saved Govan, Axed Lisa
Shaun - Saved Jack, Axed Saskia
Babayaro - Saved Glyn, Axed Alexandra
RobertC - Saved Joel, Axed Maxwell
Jason. - Saved Orlaith, Axed Raph
Cal - Saved Rebecca, Axed Steven
Macie - Saved Jay, Axed Winston

4 left for you & Daniel. to choose from, Macie

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Jay cut Winston

[Epic.]

243. Maxwell Ward (BB6)
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrother/images/1/16/Maxwell_2005.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160602014301

So as usual, under regular circumstances I wouldn't be eliminating Maxwell this early. He's everyone's pet hate of BB6, whether it be for jovial reasons or some out there genuinely thinking he's one of the worst there's ever been. But it would be an absolute CRIME for him to outlast his fellow showmancer Saskia so bye dick!

A common theme of BB6 is the cast being... well, all of them being completely unhinged and/or deranged and/or lacking in essential social qualities. When ANTHONY is the most sane member of your cast, you know you're in trouble.

And that's where this entry comes in. See, where Maxwell falls flat as an actual casting choice of a bad person is that he himself is mostly black-and-white in this role. He blandly divides the house to drastic lengths in the first week. He blandly showmances Saskia to an abnormal degree in Week 2. He blandly treats SCIENCE of all people like ****. Granted, I think it fits for there to be an antagonist of BB6 other than Makosi and I'm glad that Maxwell caused the MAIN conflict of BB6 to exist, that being Makosi's Crew vs Irrelevant Bores. But still he himself wasnt that interesting?

I'm of the unpopular opinion he's not the WORST of BB6 (Eugene exists), though he himself doesn't offer much to me. His PURPOSE does and Citizen Science beating him in that vote to evict was truly legendary but still he was just a vile bully lol. A good early-mid series villain but not a good housemate at ALL! :laugh:

Also anyone who smiles with proudness as they put a SCAB in someone's food like he did to Science is truly demonic incarnate. :skull: There's worse than Maxwell still in this but in one word; a twat.

[Daniel-X]

Sarah Greenwood:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/14/16/28A9635500000578-3081758-image-m-57_1431616695838.jpg

'I am a bitch, definitely' YES YOU ****ING ARE

I mean there really isn't much to say on Sarah, she only lasted for two damn bleeding weeks but she still somehow managed to be terrible. Her VT (much like many previously mentioned housemates) seemed promising, a fitting bitch figure in the house who would really stir the pot. The reality, well just a LITTLE different.

Sarah's stay in the house is pretty much defined by her up and coming showmance with the abhorrent Danny Wisker. The lively, feisty character we saw in her VT was soon being drained and sucked out day by day, she was becoming the fishwife role to Danny and her whole storylines revolved around his and her relationship. It seemed like the series would be dominated by these two, even with Sarah up in #4in4out the likelihood of her staying and her drainingggg showmance shaping the highlights for weeks upon weeks was getting stronger and stronger. However, this all changed after her best friend Aaron was ejected.

Don't get me wrong, I think Aaron's ejection is all kinds of ridiculous and uncalled for but Sarah's treatment of Joel (and I ****ing LOATHE Joel btw, this is how much of a dick she was) the following night was honestly disgusting. The girl is meant to be a lawyer. A LAWYER and she still went on this tirade about how Joel lead Aaron on and caused the situation to happen and thus Aaron get removed, it was victim blaming in its highest form. God forbid if this cretin ever represented someone I knew if they'd been sexually assaulted.

The bitch got her just desserts and was given a firm kick up the arse out the doors, seeing how bitter and FUMING she was to be evicted was just so satisfactory to watch :love:

[Epic.]

:clap1: @The Sarah write-up The best thing to come out of 4in4out

[Shaun]

If I don't hear from Daniel by tonight he'll be replaced with RileyHollyoaks :pipe:

[RileyH]

:pipe:

[Cal.]

Save Rebecca cut Steven

I saved Bex cos why not she got her tits out (didn't know who the others were and didn't know Lisa Huo hadn't been saved)

Steven Goode

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3649401.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big-Brother-contestants-2014-Steven-Goode.jpg

TWO SECOND STEVEN. TWO SECOND STEVEN. TWO SECOND STEVEN.

Sorry Jack_ but it had to be done! I really didn't like Steven at all. His lack of self awareness was absolutely hilarious but that's about it. He was awful and his controlling nature of Kimbot was kind of borderline creepy. Icr if this happened but I seemed to recall Steven asking Kimbot if she loved him after like a week? He planned holidays etc for them in the house and it was all kind of gross. And then he shagged her for like two seconds on TV and muttered the infamous 'Open it' line. Gross. After Kimbot left due to a rumoured ectopic pregnancy (which I still find absolutely disgusting that she mocked the pregnancy during her BOTS appearance), Steven had a breakdown and shaved off all his hair Britney style and was evicted that Friday night. Afterwards, he took all his pals abroad for plastic surgery and Mark Byron stole a nose job for him and never spoke to him afterwards. He and Kim had a really cheap wedding (despite the fact he turned over his first million in a year!) and eventually split. Poor them.

Also I seem to remember Steven eating ham and toast or ham and cracker bread in the diary room whilst asking how Kim was and it was really gross and disturbed me so much that I still think about it to this day, 3 and a bit years later. That's the main reason I cut him from the rankdown tbh.

[Jason.]

Also I seem to remember Steven eating ham and toast or ham and cracker bread in the diary room whilst asking how Kim was and it was really gross and disturbed me so much that I still think about it to this day, 3 and a bit years later.

:laugh2:

[RileyH]

wait I've just realised Saskia and Sarah going in the same round </3

[Jason.]

Saving Orlaith because I'd take an unexceptional BB6 housemate over almost...anyone from BB12 or BB15.

Raph Korine

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10433/normal_BB_Raph~12.jpg

There were quite a few I would've cut before Raph, namely Steven Goode and Beavis, but writing about them would've meant casting my mind back to BB15 and I'd rather leave that **** behind in 2014.

I only watched a few weeks of BB18, but from what I saw, Raph was really a nothing housemate. I've heard from many reliable sources that had the courage to sit through the entirety of mediocrity that is BB18 that he became a WUM in the second half, after Josie Gibson entered the house for a task and encouraged him to play pranks on everyone, as if that worked for Sam Pepper...in her own ****ing series. He had this unexpected friendship with Chanelle, which was nice I guess, mainly because everyone who knows Raph would know he has a track record for dismissing recruits, yet ends up befriending the most obvious recruit in there. :joker: That's pretty much it really? That was all there was to Raph? I don't even dislike Raph, I just couldn't be any more indifferent on him. The fact he voted for Trump being one of his more memorable moments says it all. Take him away from BB18 and nothing changes. He was just a mild background character and an overrated one at that. I stand by the notion that if he wasn't a member of this forum, he wouldn't have half the support he gets on here. I still find it hilarious how some random members all of a sudden became his biggest fans when it was announced that he was a housemate, as if they knew he even existed a week prior. :joker:

I will give kudos where it's due and say he was better than I expected him to be, mainly when he let go trying to be the token gameplayer and was just himself and being the superfan that he is and finishing runner-up is nothing to be sniffed at, but in the grand scheme of BB18, he's a top 8/9 housemate at best.

.

[Shaun]

Right, Daniel's axed. RileyH, if you would like to provide a writeup on why Anton and your choice of either Lisa Huo or the BB14 twins should be eliminated, you'll be replacement :spin2:

[Shaun]

Oops, just seen the PM where he's asked to leave the game anyway :laugh: Sorry Daniel

[Daniel.]

erm I left before I was axed

[RileyH]

Right, Daniel's axed. RileyH, if you would like to provide a writeup on why Anton and your choice of either Lisa Huo or the BB14 twins should be eliminated, you'll be replacement :spin2:

okay I'll axe the twins then x

[RileyH]

248) Anton Murphy

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article186490.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/image-2-big-brother-2011-705062595.jpg

Okay, I'm just gonna say that I don't hate Anton and there are others I would have cut but since I have to write about him here it is.

Anton seemed to be one of the more prominent BB12 characters however isn't remembered as much as some of the others from that series. While BB12 was on it seemed people either seemed to like him or strongly dislike him and he didn't help his case by acting like a smug little twat most of the time. The only main bit I remember from him is when it was his birthday and he got called 'King of the House' or some **** like that and was tricked that his music topped the charts.. bitch as if! Wasn't there also a moment where he 'swore on his mum's life' while telling an obvious lie? Great son you are :rolleyes: That's all I can really say about him at the minute, and all I can remember. But his eviction was certainly justified :)

[RileyH]

239) Jack and Joe Glenny

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2013_final_4twins.jpg

I personally think BB14 is overrated, I didn't enjoy that much - and these two are part of the reasons why. Honestly, I still cannot tell these two apart and I don't really care. They're both fat ****ers who belong at home eating their KFC rather on my telly. Easily the worst set of twins that BB have ever had, although that's easy to say as the other pairs were iconic. Out of all the people in BB14, these two were the most desperate for airtime (and that's saying something). Whether they were bitching, 'pranking' or just quite frankly being ****ing annoying, they were always THERE. Well I'm not surprised the camera couldn't get around them. They are pretentious, mean and fake - just quite frankly desperate to win. I'm gonna stop now because I feel like I've been repeating myself but I could ramble on for hours about reasons to hate these two :love:

[Shaun]

Babayaro & Macie we are waiting!

[Babayaro.]

Saved Glyn

Eliminated Alexandra

I saved Glyn because he's one of my favourite housemates.

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/alexandra.png


Alexandra was awful. Let's just get that straight. The woman had no redeeming qualities and was an aggressive, intimidating bully. She was also quite thick, which is funny as she always banged on about how she's experienced it all blah blah blah shut UP. And don't get me started on "MEMBA I told you!" Remember you told me what, exactly?? Rex, Stephanie and Rachel being the only three people to have a backbone and stand up to her was quite frustrating. But to be fair, I don't know how I would act around someone who thinks it's socially acceptable to make threats about having you or you loved ones hurt all because of a reality TV Show.

[Macie Lightfoot]

I'm writing about Winston tonight bc I've been such a working girl and have spent 23.5 of the past 33 hours at work xx

[Daniel.]

Saved Glyn

Eliminated Alexandra

I saved Glyn because he's one of my favourite housemates.

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/alexandra.png


Alexandra was awful. Let's just get that straight. The woman had no redeeming qualities and was an aggressive, intimidating bully. She was also quite thick, which is funny as she always banged on about how she's experienced it all blah blah blah shut UP. And don't get me started on "MEMBA I told you!" Remember you told me what, exactly?? Rex, Stephanie and Rachel being the only three people to have a backbone and stand up to her was quite frustrating. But to be fair, I don't know how I would act around someone who thinks it's socially acceptable to make threats about having you or you loved ones hurt all because of a reality TV Show.

A comedy housemate

[Jason.]

I'm writing about Winston tonight bc I've been such a working girl and have spent 23.5 of the past 33 hours at work xx

:joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

well here I am in bed doing this on my phone... I'll format it later to look ~Pretty~

so about WINSTON... remember when he said in his VT he's gonna win bc his name is Winston, and we thought we were finally getting a 1984 reference even though BBUK Housemates are illiterate these days, and then he just said it's bc WIN is in his name? Sums him up in a nutshell. He was A Nice Lad, "nice" being the operative word. Like... he wasn't the worst thing in the world and he has some decent moments (he didn't jump on Ashleigh like everyone else did when HER EVIL PLAN got leaked to the house, I don't think?) and some not-so decent moments (tbh I blocked a lot out but he showmanced ****ing Tamara so there), and he seemed like our winner since he was the only person in the entire cast with a positive edit [insert edgic chart]

but then he got #BLINDSIDED and it hurt Ash and Helen more than it hurt him lmfao their reactions were PRICELESS :love: I remember I was in LensCrafters that day and checked my phone and was FLOORED and couldn't believe it. Then the same thing happened exactly a week later when I had to go back to LensCrafters and found out ****ing Helen won, but that's for another time.

[Shaun]

thank you hun :love: it's now your turn to nominate, too

[Shaun]

A little something for this interlude

AT8k_Ah5C5k

[Epic.]

I've never seen the music video version of this :laugh2:

[Macie Lightfoot]

sending my noms now....you'll never b ready....memba I told ya...x

[Macie Lightfoot]

tougher than I thought it'd be, so much trash still left!

[Shaun]

Macie's nominations are in...

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Aaron (BB12) - Biannca (BB15) - Dexter (BB14) - Freddie (BB10) - Hazel (BB14) - Joel (BB16) - Kieran (BB18) - Marc (BB16) - Marcus (BB10)
Mario (BB11) - Matthew (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rex (BB9) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Siavash (BB10) - Simone (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Saved Hazel, axed Mario
Babayaro - FP Marcus, axed Ryan
Jason - Saved Freddie, axed Matthew
Cal. - FP Biannca, axed Kieran
Lucas - Saved Aaron, axed Joel
Jake - Saved Simone, axed Sam
Riley - Saved Marc, axed Rex
Daniel-X - Saved Ziggy, axed Dexter

[Shaun]

Saved Hazel because she was excellent and this forum's love of Gina/resulting "siding with her" re: Hazel is corrupt and weird :hee:

#238 - Mario Mugan (BB11)
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Moley Mario - even the name alone conjures dark memories of Dave the Monk continually calling him it in a cartoony sort of way - ruined BB11 for me LONG before the quadruple eviction could.

OK so TiBB in 2010 - we'd just joined the new servers so the forum itself was in an unsteady shift of format, we were just getting over the words "u2u" becoming "PM" and "karma" being axed entirely - was a very dark place. Stacey was Stacey, Scott was Scott, and there were two hundred other trolls that make Adam and Nicky look positively delightful! But there was one member - Malza, a German woman - who was absolutely obsessed with Mario Mugan. Like, 10x the levels Vanessa has for her crush of the series. And the sheer memory of this alone is further compounding my hatred for Mario.

He was a snivelling, creepy, obsessed-with-Ben little rodent (mole joke aside) and didn't contribute anything witty or funny or even memorable to the series and ultimately coasted through to 3rd place for no good ****ing reason. I just can't. I hate him. If you want a skin-crawlingly awkward and unfunny 2 minutes have sex with Marc watch this:

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[Babayaro.]

Final pass Marcus cut Ryan

[Babayaro.]

Worst nominations yet??

[Jason.]

Err save Freddie as I enjoyed watching him get emotionally tortured by Bea :love:

Matthew Davies

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I'll start of by saying that Matthew came across pretty well in his VT and had potential to be a great housemate, although that's not really hard when the rest of the cast came across as people that were rejected for The Apprentice for being thick as pig ****. In reality, he was one of the biggest disappointments of that series, which kinda says a lot cause you know...it's BB15.

My problem with Matthew was that he was so convinced of his own intelligence and pretended to be above it all, like sure, BB15 was a combination of vapid people with a collective IQ of double digits, but Matthew really wasn't any better? He was just a basic, vacuous, try-hard and there was SO MUCH he could've said about Helen that night they had an argument, but instead resorted to bringing up her saggy tits and telling her to get another boob job. How witty and perceptive! :thumbs: Helen didn't really discriminate with her tone towards anyone that wasn't in her loyal little clique, but I felt like Matthew was one of the few that was actually deserving of her wrath. Like there's a whole house for you to explore, if you thought a game of spin the bottle was infantile (and it was) then leave. There were people in the garden anyway. After that, he spent the remainder of his stay bitching about Helen and whining that she attacked him personally until he was booted out over Ash, which really didn't bother me as much as it did other people? Don't get me wrong, Ash was ****ing awful, but Matthew had become really irritating by that point, so I was pretty pleased to see him go. And I'm sure he was evicted because his then-girlfriend was sf annoying during the friends/family segments that it made people pick up the phone and vote to evict Matthew even more. :joker::joker::joker:

In case any of you were wondering, he's just as much of a pompous **** on Twitter post-show, with his elitist bull****. You were on a series of Big Brother that nobody watched, get a job. Speaking of Twitter, he also had a war with Helen shortly after the series ended, which resulted in her outing him (as if it wasn't already obvious lmao) and then he dated Mark for a while, which in all seriousness, going from Christopher to Matthew is major downgrade.

Three years have now passed and thankfully, Matthew's faded back to obscurity, so there is some good in the world!

[Daniel.]

Can somenone axe Marc

[Shaun]

sorely tempted to phone jake and wake him up to make sure joel gets axed before Robert can save him

[Jason.]

I live for Babayaro culling both Hughie and Ryan so I didn't have to write about them. :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

I live for Babayaro culling both Hughie and Ryan so I didn't have to write about them. :clap1:

:douf:

[Babayaro.]

sorely tempted to phone jake and wake him up to make sure joel gets axed before Robert can save him

Do it. He only has work in the morning.

[Cal.]

Final pass Biannca cut Kieran!

[Shaun]

what a waste :worry:

[Black Dagger]

Save Aaron and cut Joel.

[Jake.]

Save Simone, cut Sam Pepper

[RileyH]

Save Marc and Cut Rex

[Babayaro.]

Final Pass - Marcus Akin

Eliminated - Ryan Ruckledge

I gave Marcus the final pass because he is a top 10 housemate???

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What a tragedy. I mean, what a sorry, sorry state. Ryan was an absolute weapon in the house and continues to be outside of it, mainly on Twitter. To be fair, he could be a little bit funny, but that was more in a messy way if anything. He was a gobby little **** who was so desperate for his 15 minutes of fame and generally just a dick. He stormed into the house like the moron he is, exposing himself as not being a new housemate like he was instructed to do, and went straight for fellow twat Sam. I mean, if you make me side with Sam, then you must be a total fanny. Like his boyfriend Hughie, he was an argumentative terror and wasn't even good at it lol. His eviction was hilarious though as it was the perfect way for him to go.

[Daniel-X]

Who's left for me to choose from?

[Daniel-X]

Macie's nominations are in...

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Aaron (BB12) - Biannca (BB15) - Dexter (BB14) - Freddie (BB10) - Hazel (BB14) - Joel (BB16) - Kieran (BB18) - Marc (BB16) - Marcus (BB10)
Mario (BB11) - Matthew (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rex (BB9) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Siavash (BB10) - Simone (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Save Ziggy bc he's sexeh and cut Dexter

[Epic.]

Macie's nominations are in...

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Aaron (BB12) - Biannca (BB15) - Dexter (BB14) - Freddie (BB10) - Hazel (BB14) - Joel (BB16) - Kieran (BB18) - Marc (BB16) - Marcus (BB10)
Mario (BB11) - Matthew (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rex (BB9) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Siavash (BB10) - Simone (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

What a sorry bunch to choose from. This'll take a bit

[Epic.]

Oh mess I'll wait till the list is updated

(would've saved joel though)

[Babayaro.]

Why do you always have to wait until the list is updated lol? Can you not see who has and who hasn't been saved?

[Epic.]

Why do you always have to wait until the list is updated lol? Can you not see who has and who hasn't been saved?

No because the list has to be updated first cause I haven't been able to keep track of who to save and cut. That okay enough for ya, MARC???

[Babayaro.]

Why haven't you been able to keep track?

[Cal.]

what a waste :worry:

DON'T start gobbing off at me!

[Cal.]

Final pass Biannca cut Kieran!

Saved/final passed Biannca because she was an absolute ****ing scream and idc I have like 3 out there opinions and the fact she's a legend is one of them :love:

Kieran Lee

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My third BB18 victim I believe? Anyway Kieran was boring as hell from what we saw in the highlights (I'm sure Kieran is your bloody 'dude' Raph but this is MY write up) but kind of a stud until we learned he was riddled with STDs and proud of it? Anyhow Kieran was a blatant bore and the casting team knew it but he was good looking and had been on Ex on the Beach (and not made any impact AT ALL) so of course he was selected as a housemate. He entered as part of the most unusual duo set up of the series with him and Rebecca Jane being employee and boss respectively who were also ****ing and that's without mentioning they ran a honey trapping company which they totally just exposed on national television (well as national as 800k viewers on Channel 5 at 10:30 PM some nights can be) and seemed like a pretty decent guy at first.

(I recall myself saying I wouldn't mind him winning which definitely seemed certain in the early weeks since he was the only housemate who wasn't a **** or disliked by the public for voting for Trump and being a game player or having a vagina) However, once Isabelle came in, that all changed. He knew Isabelle on the outside and did nothing to defend her from the house and let the ostracising behaviour go on and didn't really use his ability as a 'strong muscular man' to diffuse the fight night situation and kind of just protested to Hannah that he did attempt to break the violence up (which he didn't from what I saw or maybe half heartedly did anyway) when she confronted him for sitting on the fence whilst Lotan was being aggressive to some of the women of the house.

Anyway, he fell out of favour with the public in the later weeks and ended up managing less than 2% of the vote to win and left out of the back door when they chose to stand behind Tom as their straight white male stud. He wasn't totally offensive but yeah, a nothing housemate although somehow he seems to have possibly been my most extensive write up yet? Maybe. Idk.

[Jake.]

I’m saving Simone ‘cause I’m jus’ being nice!

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233rd Place: Sam Pepper
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A fitting t-shirt you might say, given that the majority of people with half a brain cell have been attempting to ignore him (and other desperately unfunny social media wankers such as Dapper Laughs) for the past three or so years.

Idk what there is to say about Sam (where his BB stint is concerned). He entered at an incredibly late stage in the series where we’d already had what seemed like 50 new additions swan in, wound up Josie for a few weeks (probably gaining her even more public support in the process) and was evicted before the final.

I’m sure he counts as being a “big character” in the final weeks but he wasn’t actually a good one. Oh and I seem to remember his testicles going in Josie’s mouth or something? So there’s that too.

[Shaun]

Macie's nominations are in...

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Aaron (BB12) - Biannca (BB15) - Dexter (BB14) - Freddie (BB10) - Hazel (BB14) - Joel (BB16) - Kieran (BB18) - Marc (BB16) - Marcus (BB10)
Mario (BB11) - Matthew (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rex (BB9) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Siavash (BB10) - Simone (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Saved Hazel, axed Mario
Babayaro - FP Marcus, axed Ryan
Jason - Saved Freddie, axed Matthew
Cal. - FP Biannca, axed Kieran
Lucas - Saved Aaron, axed Joel
Jake - Saved Simone, axed Sam
Riley - Saved Marc, axed Rex
Daniel-X - Saved Ziggy, axed Dexter
RobertC - Saved Mo, axed Siavash

Just got in from work - your two left to play with, Robert, are Siavash and Mo

[Epic.]

Cut Siavash Save Mo i guess. Really don't like both though

[Shaun]

Waiting on writeups about Mo, Matthew, Joel, Dexter and Rex before we can continue!

(and indeed mine which I shall do today!)

[Epic.]

Waiting on writeups about Mo, Matthew, Joel and Rex before we can continue!

(and indeed mine which I shall do today!)

I cut Siavash. Not Mo.

[Shaun]

Either or! :p

[Shaun]

Saved Hazel because she was excellent and this forum's love of Gina/resulting "siding with her" re: Hazel is corrupt and weird :hee:

#238 - Mario Mugan (BB11)
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Moley Mario - even the name alone conjures dark memories of Dave the Monk continually calling him it in a cartoony sort of way - ruined BB11 for me LONG before the quadruple eviction could.

OK so TiBB in 2010 - we'd just joined the new servers so the forum itself was in an unsteady shift of format, we were just getting over the words "u2u" becoming "PM" and "karma" being axed entirely - was a very dark place. Stacey was Stacey, Scott was Scott, and there were two hundred other trolls that make Adam and Nicky look positively delightful! But there was one member - Malza, a German woman - who was absolutely obsessed with Mario Mugan. Like, 10x the levels Vanessa has for her crush of the series. And the sheer memory of this alone is further compounding my hatred for Mario.

He was a snivelling, creepy, obsessed-with-Ben little rodent (mole joke aside) and didn't contribute anything witty or funny or even memorable to the series and ultimately coasted through to 3rd place for no good ****ing reason. I just can't. I hate him. If you want a skin-crawlingly awkward and unfunny 2 minutes have sex with Marc watch this:

dp9ssV4C8eE

bone app the teeth!

[Epic.]

What the **** did i just watch

[RileyH]

Mario wasn't that bad imo

[Epic.]

Mario wasn't that bad imo

Yeah I agree. Far worse still to **** off

[Babayaro.]

Nnnn BYE

[Black Dagger]

Save Aaron and cut Joel.

Joel (what is his last name again)

He is literally just ToryJoel on Twitter and if that isn't enough to make you want him to fall down a ****ing well and rot then well I have no hope for you. This tedious closet case and his scooter can piss off back to where they came from. One of those housemates that Raph obnoxiously likes simply because the flag of his origin has a flag on it. Who gives a ****? Get out the house. He literally got touched up by Aaron and proceeded to get him ejected because he made out it was worse than being shot in the face or whatever and well he's just a tit and terrible. Boring and lacking in any susbtance. The ultimate irritant and thank god Chloe stopped him because he'd have been the worst male winner of all time. Go and starve more children x

[Epic.]

i'll never get the massive Joel hate on here, especially when people hate him just because he was a tory, why do his political views matter ffs (and i hate tory views)

[RileyH]

232) Rex Newmark

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Rex seems to be well liked by a lot of people on this forum which I will never understand considering he was a show off arrogant twat for most of it :shrug: He was a bully towards many people including Sara and Rachel and was just noisy, obnoxious and blatantly nasty. The best part about his stay was when Queen Nicole entered and stopped any chances of him winning and when 'Vegas' was being chanted because that's where he cheated on her :) Won't say he didn't deserve it though when he was nothing but a twat. I remember him also saying he deliberately bullied Rachel which just goes to further prove how much of a scumbag he really is. Another thing I will never understand is how people say he was the most good looking housemate of BB9 when Dale was in the same series but that's for another time I guess.

[Jake.]

He literally got touched up by Aaron and proceeded to get him ejected because he made out it was worse than being shot in the face or whatever and well he's just a tit and terrible.

Oh wow, Sarah hew?

[Jason.]

I'll do my Matthew write-up in a bit. :spin2:

[Shaun]

OP is all updated with the new lineup pics so Marc can get his 18 nominations in :pipe: Hopefully the last 3 writeups will be done by then!

[Babayaro.]

:)

[Shaun]

Right I'll let you catch up :oh: as before, the 3 who haven't written yet can't vote in Round 10 - the last of our first wave! - until you're caught up!

Marc's nominations are in...

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Ashleigh (BB15) - Caoimhe (BB11) - Charlie (BB17) - Dale (BB9) - Danny (BB16) - Georgina (BB17) - Jennifer (BB9) - Kitten (BB5) - Lea (BB7)
Lesley (BB6) - Marco (BB17) - Nathan (BB11) - Nicole (BB9) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rebecca (BB9) - Shabby (BB11) - Spencer (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Wolfy - Georgina
Jake - Ashleigh - Marco
Black Dagger - Lea - Lesley
RileyHollyoaks - Nicole - Kitten
RobertC - Shabby - Caoimhe
Macie - Dale - Spencer
Jason - Charlie - Danny
Cal. - ??? - ???
Daniel-X - ??? - ???

[Shaun]

Saved Wolfy bc she's actually kinda iconic?

229th: Georgina Leigh-Cantwell (BB17)
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[Jake.]

Save ashleigh, cut Marco

[Black Dagger]

Oh I was going to cut Georgina. Very well. Cut Lesleh and save Lea

[RileyH]

Save Nicole cut Kitten

[Epic.]

Cut Caoimhe Save Shabby :laugh2:

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Dale cut Spencer

[Daniel.]

Marc nomming Lea WTF

[Epic.]

Marc nomming Lea WTF

I've done nowth wrong! http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lea.png

[Jason.]

I've done nowth wrong! http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lea.png

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Gorgeous legend who will be loved for years

[Shaun]

Cut Caoimhe Save Lea

changed to lea

Lea's already safe :laugh: I'll assume you still save Shabby

[Jake.]

Cut Caoimhe Save Lea

changed to lea

Pretty sure you can’t change your choices http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lea.png

[Epic.]

Lea's already safe :laugh: I'll assume you still save Shabby

sure i guess

[Daniel.]

Someone save Charlie ergh

[Epic.]

Oh **** Charlie Doherty is up.

I change my vote to save Charlie! Is that allowed?

[Shaun]

Cal and Daniel rushing in here in the morning to save Our Charlie?

[Babayaro.]

Marc nomming Lea WTF

She was a bit vile

[RileyH]

these noms weren't as bad as I was expecting tbh

[Epic.]

She was a bit vile

Will ya stop with ya bloody booin! http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lea.png

[Shaun]

Also I would like to bring to everyone's attention that Marlon from BB15 has gone an entire TEN rounds without being nominated once.

That's all...

[Babayaro.]

Someone better cut Nathan and Rebecca!!

[Babayaro.]

Also I would like to bring to everyone's attention that Marlon from BB15 has gone an entire TEN rounds without being nominated once.

That's all...

I'm sorry but this puts him at a disadvantage going into the next round. I expected better from my host. :nono:

[Epic.]

Someone better cut Nathan and Rebecca!!

I hope Nathan doesn't go yet. His threatening of John James after finding out about his horrifying misogynistic **** to his girlfriend was beautiful and was what led to his amazing eviction <3

[Shaun]

I'm sorry but this puts him at a disadvantage going into the next round. I expected better from my host. :nono:

an Alf in Pointless tea?

[Babayaro.]

an Alf in Pointless tea?

Nnn!

[Shaun]

I was going to do a 'stats' thing at the end of the 1st wave but...effort...

plus there's going to be at least 150 who've "not been nominated yet either" anyway

[Jason.]

Err save Freddie as I enjoyed watching him get emotionally tortured by Bea :love:

Matthew Davies

https://pigeonchestproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pigeon-chest.jpeg

I'll start of by saying that Matthew came across pretty well in his VT and had potential to be a great housemate, although that's not really hard when the rest of the cast came across as people that were rejected for The Apprentice for being thick as pig ****. In reality, he was one of the biggest disappointments of that series, which kinda says a lot cause you know...it's BB15.

My problem with Matthew was that he was so convinced of his own intelligence and pretended to be above it all, like sure, BB15 was a combination of vapid people with a collective IQ of double digits, but Matthew really wasn't any better? He was just a basic, vacuous, try-hard and there was SO MUCH he could've said about Helen that night they had an argument, but instead resorted to bringing up her saggy tits and telling her to get another boob job. How witty and perceptive! :thumbs: Helen didn't really discriminate with her tone towards anyone that wasn't in her loyal little clique, but I felt like Matthew was one of the few that was actually deserving of her wrath. Like there's a whole house for you to explore, if you thought a game of spin the bottle was infantile (and it was) then leave. There were people in the garden anyway. After that, he spent the remainder of his stay bitching about Helen and whining that she attacked him personally until he was booted out over Ash, which really didn't bother me as much as it did other people? Don't get me wrong, Ash was ****ing awful, but Matthew had become really irritating by that point, so I was pretty pleased to see him go. And I'm sure he was evicted because his then-girlfriend was sf annoying during the friends/family segments that it made people pick up the phone and vote to evict Matthew even more. :joker::joker::joker:

In case any of you were wondering, he's just as much of a pompous **** on Twitter post-show, with his elitist bull****. You were on a series of Big Brother that nobody watched, get a job. Speaking of Twitter, he also had a war with Helen shortly after the series ended, which resulted in her outing him (as if it wasn't already obvious lmao) and then he dated Mark for a while, which in all seriousness, going from Christopher to Matthew is major downgrade.

Three years have now passed and thankfully, Matthew's faded back to obscurity, so there is some good in the world!

.

[RileyH]

What is that picture

[Babayaro.]

A dolphin chest

[Jason.]

Save Charlie because...do I need an explanation for this one?

Danny Wisker

So Danny was cast as the "essential" showmance fodder (see: Luke S, Winston, Alex *insert every other straight white male here*) and he played that role well with what...his dull nomance with Sarah that nobody cared about, which was thankfully nipped in the bud when Sarah was evicted in the most ordinary fashion of "yeah, we'll just get rid of the girl!" (lol never change GBP.) Anyway, Danny was just really boring and he wasn't even an inoffensive bore, he was just a nuisance to three of my five senses. I'm sure he has a tiny following on here in an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way, when he stood up to Marc (who's equally as terrible so I have no idea why we're expected to pick a side) but Danny was just an aggressive arsehole who always tried to play the hero by standing up to someone who was just as awful as he was and it was so goddamn tiring, at least be entertaining and righteous with it, instead of you know...throwing a few pizza boxes and sandwiches in rage. And of course we had to put up with him until the end because the moronic voters couldn't vote him out during #4IN4OUT, if only Sarah didn't defend sexual assault like ten minutes before the lines closed smfh.

[Epic.]

Save Charlie, cut Danny

Phew.

[Shaun]

I just realised Caoimhe/Shabby should technically still be in the game since you can't vote until your Siavash writeup is done :think:

[Jake.]

228th Place: Marco Pierre White Jr.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/10/10/3519E91800000578-3634934-image-a-82_1465551908736.jpg

I understand that the current casting team have found a very thin line regarding who does and doesn't count as a "civilian" but surely this one just takes the ****ing biscuit?

Son of one of the UK's best known chefs, Marco was an absolutely loud, attention-seeking terror. When he wasn't tying belts around Laura's neck and throwing her around the pod like a rag doll, he was jumping on top of tables or arguing with Georgina over cake mix (ok it might not have been cake mix but they 100% argued over something obscure and you know that you're a pretty awful person when you're making Georgina seem rational).

Obviously a few morons salivated over him (bc you know, testicles) but the majority saw him for the coke-sniffing, woman-demeaning, obnoxious and spoilt brat that he was and he made BB history by being the first male evicted in a civilian series.

[Shaun]

Cal & Daniel-X where are you :oh:

[Cal.]

OI I wrote mine!

[Shaun]

where is your Round 10 decision miss :oh:

[Cal.]

Right I'll let you catch up :oh: as before, the 3 who haven't written yet can't vote in Round 10 - the last of our first wave! - until you're caught up!

Marc's nominations are in...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/caoimhe.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/charlie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/dale.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/danny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/georgina.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/jennifer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/kitten.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lea.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/lesley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/marco.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/nathan.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/nicole.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/orlaith.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/shabby.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/spencer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/wolfy.png

Ashleigh (BB15) - Caoimhe (BB11) - Charlie (BB17) - Dale (BB9) - Danny (BB16) - Georgina (BB17) - Jennifer (BB9) - Kitten (BB5) - Lea (BB7)
Lesley (BB6) - Marco (BB17) - Nathan (BB11) - Nicole (BB9) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rebecca (BB9) - Shabby (BB11) - Spencer (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Wolfy - Georgina
Jake - Ashleigh - Marco
Black Dagger - Lea - Lesley
RileyHollyoaks - Nicole - Kitten
RobertC - Shabby - Caoimhe
Macie - Dale - Spencer
Jason - Charlie - Danny
Cal. - ??? - ???
Daniel-X - ??? - ???

Save Orlaith cut Nathan!

[Shaun]

Right I'll let you catch up :oh: as before, the 3 who haven't written yet can't vote in Round 10 - the last of our first wave! - until you're caught up!

Marc's nominations are in...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/caoimhe.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/charlie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/dale.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/danny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/georgina.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/jennifer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/kitten.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lea.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/lesley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/marco.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/nathan.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/nicole.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/orlaith.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/shabby.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/spencer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/wolfy.png

Ashleigh (BB15) - Caoimhe (BB11) - Charlie (BB17) - Dale (BB9) - Danny (BB16) - Georgina (BB17) - Jennifer (BB9) - Kitten (BB5) - Lea (BB7)
Lesley (BB6) - Marco (BB17) - Nathan (BB11) - Nicole (BB9) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rebecca (BB9) - Shabby (BB11) - Spencer (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Wolfy - Georgina
Jake - Ashleigh - Marco
Black Dagger - Lea - Lesley
RileyHollyoaks - Nicole - Kitten
RobertC - Shabby - Caoimhe
Macie - Dale - Spencer
Jason - Charlie - Danny
Cal. - Orlaith - Nathan
Daniel-X - Jennifer - Rebecca

~voila~

[Shaun]

Oh slay that'll do

[Cal.]

where is your Round 10 decision miss :oh:

Sorreh I thought we were still on the round where I cut Kieran.

LMAO I've been looking at this thread on and off yesterday and today tutting that people still hadn't wrote their write ups to allow us to move on when I was it was me all along</3

Sorry I'll write up SOMETHING for that cow Nathan now.

[Shaun]

tell daniel he needs to catch up too :oh:

[Cal.]

Save Orlaith cut Nathan!

I saved Orlaith because SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Nathan Dunn

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3644933.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big-Brother-11.jpg

I don't remember much of Nathan since I did watch the show when I was 10 by myself on my Freeview box in my room but what I do remember is he was REALLY Northern and he didn't like John James and now he's married to bloody legend Rachael. Anyway Charlie Doherty is an ABSOLUTE legend and I am repulsed to my core that she was nominated this round. She just wanted Jason to take her back and she was taken from us far too soon. </3 Her friendship with Jayne was iconic and if anybody DARES nominate her again I swear down. Pigs.

[Daniel-X]

Save Jen, cut Bex. I'll do both write ups now, sorry Shaun!