BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown© - 2017 Edition [The winner!]

[Cal.]

Wait I don't wanna axe Carole :worry: I just saved Samanda due to my Stoke heritage

[Shaun]

it's too late now :oh:

[RileyH]

:p

[Cal.]

Oh it's my turn next.

I have a gimmick!

[Macie Lightfoot]

126. Rodrigo Lopes (BB10 - 5th Place)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/15/article-0-0612FACF000005DC-575_468x353.jpg

I think the forum opinion of Rodrigo (now known as "Rebekah Shelton") is mixed-leaning-towards-positive, but I can't say that I'm too much of a Rodrigo fan myself! I think a lot of the positives associated with him are his friendship with Sophie, his love for The Queen, and his "showmance" with Charlie, if you even call it that? Unfortunately, none of those things did anything for me, and the main thing I remember Rodrigo for are his INSANE and uncomfortable meltdowns. Like, we're not just talking about your Nikki Grahame-esque meltdowns or even your pathetic wannabe Nikki Grahame-esque meltdowns. Like, on the Official BBUK Meltdown Sliding Scale, pretty much all of Rodrigo's tantrums were in the "Chanelle doesn't want to take her medication" and "Chanelle has to play the violin for a task" category, which, again, is soooooooooooo much more uncomfortable than entertaining. Like, I don't end up laughing at all, I just awkwardly mute that tab on my laptop and wait for it to be over.

Most of these meltdowns were because Rodrigo had a BIZARRE obsession with following the show's rules, and unfortunately for Rodrigo he lived in a house with Freddie and Marcus and ****ing Siavash, so that meant that we were subjected to at least one meltdown a week where Rodrigo was screeching at the top of his lungs and punching the DR chair and being on the verge of destroying the DR camera. And if it wasn't people breaking the rules, it was Charlie having a weird prank war that was just them flirting, but then Rodrigo would suddenly decide ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, and then melt the **** down when he got called to the DR because he felt like the show was blaming him for the fight taking place when, again, he was just trying to follow the rules!!! Again, it might sound great on paper but in practice I felt soooooooo uncomfortable.

But again, he was a cute twink who was Brazilian but obsessed with The Queen and the BB10 cast was generally so unlikable that he came in fifth, only to have a tragic as **** post-show life including a sex change that alienated him from his family, a coma, and an appearance on Judge Rinder? It's a shame, but I literally never think about Rodrigo or Rebekah unless I am forced to so I'm ready to be done with this write up x

[Epic.]

Oh it's my turn next.

I have a gimmick!

Bye not another "gimmick" like the "Jason Burrill vs 17 good housemates" one

[Cal.]

Bye not another "gimmick" like the "Jason Burrill vs 17 good housemates" one

Go **** yourself.

[Cal.]

Gerra wash annur hurr brush ya fat bitch

[Shaun]

Cal nominating everyone that shares a name with other remaining HMs? RIP Lisas (4/9), Craigs (1/6), the BB5 Michelles and the BB4 Anouskas?

[reece(:]

Wait I don't wanna axe Carole :worry: I just saved Samanda due to my Stoke heritage

https://uploadir.com/u/t4756l7r

[Babayaro.]

Save Melanie cut Heaven. This will be a very short write-up.

[Headie]

Caz, Trace and Dawn all axed in one round?

https://uploadir.com/u/ex6dno3p

[Headie]

Save Samanda, cut...erm...Carole even tho I love her the rest don't seem worth writing about

Excuse me, erm... thingy...

https://www.uploadir.com/u/a9w4wbwl

[Jake.]

127th: Dawn Blake
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/Big_Brother_7/day2/Big_Brother_7-Day2-Dawn.jpg

Dawn is actually pretty good on paper: miserable, hates people, doesn’t believe in love etc, but we’re getting to the latter stages of the rankdown now and she wasn’t all that important in the grand scheme of things.

Dawn didn’t have an easy ride, really. She’s the only housemate in BB history to have never received a single piece of her own clothing, meaning she was sitting around for 7/8 days in the same clothes provided by Big Brother which in-turn began to stink. BB7 was filled with bitchy/horrid girls so when they picked up about her new found stench on Grace’s top (Grace lent it to her or s/t), they began sharing it around commenting about how bad she smelt.

And then she received a message from home telling her that her “sister” was “ill”, which Dawn revealed was code for things “not going well” on the outside, causing BB to remove her. She went on to claim that producers had unreleased footage of her asking to leave, so she went on hunger strike for nearly three weeks lmao.

[Shaun]

Thank you jake xo

It is a Sunday, people, I expect a rapid response to make up for the slacking!

[Jamie89]

Save Emma and axe Tracy

https://i.imgur.com/8FudWL3.gif?1

[Daniel-X]

Tracey Barnard:
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/tracey-barnard.jpg

I haven't seen a lot of BB8 so forgive me if this cutting and the write up isn't entirely justified, however, Tracey managed to offend all my senses from the clips and episodes I have seen and from my recollection. While I know Tray wasn't nasty or was Team Charley in a sense, she just REALLY gets on my nerves. Her choices of idiolect e.g. 'PHAT' just came across as cringe and desperate, especially considering she was nearly forty while she was on the show. Her whole persona just screams fake and desperate and stenches as being the type of persona a housemate will create for themselves when they try to win the show. This is why Our Tray must be cut, soz.

Also she looked like she smelled.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Melanie

Eliminated Heaven

I saved Mel, bc...idk. Apparently she was one of the better housemates from BB1. So yeah.

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/heaven.png

It's been six years since Channel 5's first civillian series graced our screens and I don't really remember much about it tbh (Shout-out to y.winter for doing fabulous write-ups about it in the rewatch thread). I remember liking Aaron and Harry(??) but not much else, as it was my first ever series of BB. Welp. Anyway, back to Heaven. I don't have an actual valid reason for cutting her lol but we're now edging closer to the top 100 and I just don't think a week 3 boot from BB12 should be anywhere near it!!

xx

[Macie Lightfoot]

okay but what about her ICONIC edgic strip???

https://i.imgur.com/imTATzX.png

(I actually love Tracey but alas)

[Babayaro.]

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/tracey-barnard.jpg

Why is this Donny Tourette?

[reece(:]

Tracey :love:

[Epic.]

Save Becki Cut Richard

125. Richard Newman
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10188/2_.jpg

It's pretty funny I've decided to cut Richard considering the fact I've saved him when he was up earlier about 2-3 times. And he does have some great qualities to him. But we're reaching near the Top 100 and the shitty qualities of him go without saying.

BB7 may be a series full of very unhinged and all over the place people, but I'd argue Richard is up there as one of the more self-aware and cleverly acute housemates of that series, which was the greatest strength and weakness of him. It was a strength because I found his sense of humor and mannerisms to be pretty witty and endearing, and he had fun interactions with the likes of Pete, Lea, Glyn, Aisleyne, etc. He also used his smartness to shut down the ever so filthy Sezer Salad and cause his eviction by proclaiming him as a bully for all to know. I believe Richard fully knew how to not only get the audience on the side, but how to singlehandedly entertain them through his sharp and strong personality. But this was also a huge weakness I had with Richard. He used his sharp tongue for bad too, denouncing Shahbaz and announcing he'll always act like he doesn't exist and never speak to him again whilst raving a rug or towel at Shahbaz in a patronizing manner, which looked ugly on his part.

But the worst part was his unbelievably transparent and disingenious sucking up to many housemates. After calling the Sezer/Grace/Imogen/etc. gang "The Plastics" and firmly placing himself as a dissenter of them, he becomes a really close friend of Aisleyne's as a result. But then in the return voting twist, when it transpires that Grace and Mikey were the next highest voted in besides Nikki, Richard concluded in his head that it must mean popularity of some sort, trying to impress Grace while insulting Aisleyne behind her back. This complete lack of loyalty to people he acted as though he cared about resulted in him finishing in fourth aka the middle portion of the final usually populated by supporting characters who tended to be polarizing but still easily forgotten compared to the 3 outlasting them, redeemed by his infamous reaction going up the stairs; "Don't be sorry Ais! You got third place. Or maybe second. Or maybe even won ^_^

He was also terrible to Michael. I know lots here really don't like him, but no matter how much he annoys you you don't just call a guy who just came out as gay a "she" and other derogatory terms, especially when you're a gay man and fully aware of how hurtful it would be if someone attacked your masulinity just because you're a homosexual.

But yeah anyway lots of really entertaining moments I had with Richard but lots of ones that very much irritated me too.

phew. have a lot of tests next week so this may tide me over for a while

[Babayaro.]

Great write-up :clap1: Agree with it all.

[Jason.]

Richard was good value.

And eh, I agree his behaviour at times was questionable and he could be pretty awful, but then so could Derek and Pete Burns and they're hailed for it, so I've never really understood the bad rap he gets on here by a few, especially when they love the other two I mentioned.

[Macie Lightfoot]

My opinion on Richard will probably become more clear if/when I rewatch BB7 (which, YIKES bc I'm only halfway through BB9, but I have learned anything the past few months it's that BB7 is truly the only 93 day series worth it.)

[Jason.]

Saving Rachel because *insert link to Macie's Rationale of Rachel Rice thread*

Simon Gross

http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/46/photos/716000/620x/X-factor-cross-dresser-394969.jpg

Liz from Hotel :love:

Simon entered the house shrieking the single most grating catchphrase "SHOOOWBIZZZZ!" down everyone's ear canals and then he was evicted on launch night over the black lesbian with no interview and only a twenty-second best bits. I wish I could just end it there because what a bullet we all thought we dodged with this scrotum. Then #4IN4OUT had to happen and brought him back two weeks later, which was not only annoying because it's Simon, but the actual twist of evicting someone on launch night (a twist that was speculated for years) was pretty fitting for Timebomb and they pretty much wasted it.

One major thing that annoyed me about Simon was when he dropped Eileen like a cold bag of sick and joined in with the "she is too old to be here!!! she has had her life" mentality despite being, what, a mere few years younger than her and having a tantrum about how the yoofs have no respect for the older housemates just a few moments earlier. Anyway, he ended up being evicted over bloody Jack, at a time when Jack was at his most hated and if that isn't confirmation that Simon sucks, idk what is.

Oh and he had his own chat show which flopped and he was recently on X Factor, so he still continues to plague our TV screens. No, but seriously, he's such a fame-hungry caricature and it's pretty embarrassing for someone who's 60. Get a job.

.

[Shaun]

Just waiting on Lucas, Jake and Cal now xo

[Jake.]

I've done mine!

[Shaun]

I did think it odd, the idea of "waiting on you" :flowers:

Just Lucas and Cal, then, and Cal, you're up to nominate. I've updated the lineup pics :spin2:

[Shaun]

Ahem!

[Black Dagger]

Save Jason cut Jale

I'd rim Jason like Dan did tbf, well 2004 Jason anyway.

http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/42/2014/06/jale-karaturp.jpg

Jale's VT hyped her up to be this dynamite woman ready to tackle the world, boasting about her dryness and how she will say it how it is and won't be afraid to say it, the general facebook forum also applauded her at first because she had a relatively normal job in a house full of actors and models, she was dead normal. But as soon as she got into the house, she turned into a pathetic shell of herself, allowing herself to be walked all over by Helen on a regular basis and yet still backed her at every single opportunity she could get to try and fit in with the rest of the housemates so she wouldn't be on the outside, despite them not giving a toss about her in the slightest, so why she bothered is a mystery.

A damp squid of a housemate, a flop, and a killer nominee who could only get public backing for all of about 14 seconds, her time in this game, has come to an end.

[Cal.]

Carole Vincent

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/big-brother-zac-and-carole.jpg

Carole was a hilarious entity. At first, she was the fun loving older woman who was down with the kids and was all good fun (although she did present some quite concerning behaviour from day one over her obsession with the kitchen and food leading to 'Excuse me um thingy, Carole, you don't stop going on I think I'm gonna' :love: ) for the first few weeks until she descended into a horrible moody crying mess who guilt tripped everyone into doing the chores and I believe I read that (this was only apparent to live feed viewers and was not shown in the highlight shows from what I recall) that she hid the cooker clock so only she knew the time so the housemates had to come to her for the time and apparently they never challenged her on this because she said Big Brother had taped over the actual cooker clock and she'd managed to smuggle a watch in...all because she had night eating disorder and that's why they were always tired in that series because they were going bed at 3am thinking it were midnight and being woken up by Big Brother at 9. :laugh2: She also didn't behave particularly nicely towards Chanelle nor Nicky at some points because of the men but I loved her and she was in my favourite ever housemates at one point. Legend!

[Shaun]

Thank you sis, feel free to nominate whenever xo

[Jake.]

Omg @ hiding the clock

[Cal.]

My nominations are in, slags

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/adam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/becki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/callum.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/charlie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/craig.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/darren.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/helen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/isaac.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/jason.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/jon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/jonty.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/keeley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/lukea.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/nush.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/scott.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/shell.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png
Adam (BB13) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB14) - Chris (BB15) - Craig (BB1) - Darren (BB1) - Helen (BB2) - Issac (BB10)
Jason (BB5) - Jon (BB4) - Jonty (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Luke A (BB13) - Nush (BB4) - Scott (BB4) - Shell (BB5) - Susie (BB7)

[Shaun]

a genius power move :clap1:

[Shaun]

Saved Adam bc he's the best BB13 male and certainly not going before Benedict. Probably the best C5 runner-up too!

121st: Keeley Johnson (BB11)
http://i28.tinypic.com/34fywqu.jpg

I've evicted Keeley because I remember nothing about her. This may coincide with the fact that I stopped watching BB11 after, like, Week 4, but still. How do I stretch 100 words out of this one? Do I mention the injury? That would seem unfair. She won a tribunal against production for that you know!

She told the newspaper: “I expected to do daft tasks on the show, but I also expected to be taken care of. It’s taken years, but I’m glad to see justice at last."

You expected to be taken care of in that series!? You poor, sweet naive girl. Anyway her stay in this game is long past its welcome and it's time we flushed her like a spider down the ba-oh no too soon?

[Black Dagger]

Save Jason
Axe Callum

[Jake.]

Save susie, cut Luk A

[Jason.]

Save Shell, axe Chris

Might as well get my final pass out of the way too and use it on Becki as she's going to be nominated every bloody round now

[Jake.]

*Luke

[Black Dagger]

I will replace Jason with Adjoa as well k thanks x

[Shaun]

Save Shell, axe Chris

Might as well get my final pass out of the way too and use it on Becki as she's going to be nominated every bloody round now

You can only use a final pass on the HM you save :p (so do you want to use it on Shell or save it again?)

[Cal.]

STOP THIS you stupid cows you're making work for me

[Shaun]

I will replace Jason with Adjoa as well k thanks x

you've just saved Jason :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

oh lol I didn't realise how it worked.

[Jason.]

You can only use a final pass on the HM you save :p (so do you want to use it on Shell or save it again?)

What a farce!

Eh, I'll just save and final pass Becki then to make the next few rounds a little less predictable.

[Cal.]

What a farce!

Eh, I'll just save and final pass Becki then to make the next few rounds a little less predictable.

TOO LATE!

NOW clear OFF!

[Jason.]

Oh wait you can't do that either.

[Jason.]

Hmm I'll final pass Shell then!

[Shaun]

Cal's nominations are in, slags

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/adam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/becki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/callum.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/charlie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/craig.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/darren.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/helen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/isaac.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/jason.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/jon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/jonty.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/keeley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/lukea.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/nush.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/scott.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/shell.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png
Adam (BB13) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB14) - Chris (BB15) - Craig (BB1) - Darren (BB1) - Helen (BB2) - Isaac (BB10)
Jason (BB5) - Jon (BB4) - Jonty (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Luke A (BB13) - Nush (BB4) - Scott (BB4) - Shell (BB5) - Susie (BB7)


So you don't have to keep updating, Cal :ninja2:

Shaun - Keeley - Adam
Lucas - Callum - Jason
Jason - Chris - Shell
Jake - Luke A - Susie
Rileyh - Charlie - Jon
Marc - Isaac - Craig
Robert. - Jonty - Darren
Macie - Becki - Nush

[Cal.]

Done.

[Cal.]

Oh thanks Shaun :love:

[Jason.]

The rules of this game need re-evaluating in my onion

[Jake.]

Cal thinking he’s above everyone else by managing to compile his nominations by himself http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

[Cal.]

Your face needs reevaluating. Tramp.

[Jason.]

Your face needs reevaluating. Tramp.

Big talk from fat!

[Cal.]

Cal thinking he’s above everyone else by managing to compile his nominations by himself http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

Perhaps I just feel sorry for Shaun since the rest of you don't even have the decency to give him a write up every once in a while?http://i.imgur.com/cStFoYC.gif

[Jason.]

Bye I didn't see Charlie

And how is Jonty still in?

[RileyH]

save Jon axe Charlie

[Jason.]

save Jon axe Charlie

Die.

[Babayaro.]

Nnn Lucas' write-ups are so concise :joker:

[Babayaro.]

Save Craig axe Isaac

[LemonJam]

Hmm I'll final pass Shell then!

God bless you :love:

[Shaun]

Praying 4 Helen and Darren (and to a lesser extent scott)

[Cal.]

Aw I just remembered when Helen and Narinder had a row and Helen screamed 'I COULD SMACK HER ONE' in the garden and now I regret nominating her</3

[RileyH]

Die.

No :hmph:

[reece(:]

The rihturn of I save Helen?

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Charlie cut Craig?

[Macie Lightfoot]

welp

[Daniel.]

Thankyou Jason for giving Shell the pass

[Macie Lightfoot]

who is even left I cba with this ****e

[Epic.]

Save Darren Cut Jonty i guess?

115. Jonty Stern
http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/8/hms/Jonty3.jpg

Jonty is another person that coincidentally I've saved about two or three times. And I do actually like him. But these remaining noms left me no real other choice. Anyway he was pretty messy in his first two or three weeks and he had some weird addiction to getting naked and having weird fixations on things. Then he eventually settled in and became the house's voice of reason which I also sort of liked him in but not that much either. Then he was out first on finale night after all that lol.

[Daniel-X]

Ugh I'm ****ing sick of having to cut the girlies from the earlier series.

[Daniel-X]

Someone choose for me cos I'm not doing a write up on any of those slags they'll get a few lines at most.

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Nush cut Becki? Is that even A Ting?

[Babayaro.]

What was t'gimmick?

[Shaun]

Daniel-x is left with Helen and Scott!

[Cal.]

I axed the gimmick in case people whinged.

[Babayaro.]

Was gonna be all males, wasn't it?

[Cal.]

Was gonna be all males, wasn't it?

No it was going to be all the black gals!

[Cal.]

Besides Ms Uchea

[Shaun]

:omgno:

[Jake.]

118th: Luke Anderson
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwllB0wM_wJnhawIikHE9cDjTV7Pe5u y3QS7a4McgjwCtlljNK

Might be a controversial opinion or w/e BUT Luke should have been evicted over Lauren and that way we would have been spared the most gut-wrenching eviction of all time.

I get why Luke A won and why he's an important part of BB13, but he was probably my least favourite outsider. He didn't have the warmth of Adam nor the sarcasm/argumentative streak of Deana. Instead he was kinda just there.

I'm not saying that he didn't do anything, because he did enough to warrant his place in the final. He took on BMI Becks and Dobby tbf to him. But then he also had a bit of a snappy/nasty streak (like when he was having an argument with Sara, who was lovely btw), and he was all like "Look, stop talking Sara, I'm not gonna tell you again..."). Luke A was perfectly fine but far from perfect.

[Epic.]

Save Darren Cut Jonty i guess?

115. Jonty Stern
http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/8/hms/Jonty3.jpg

Jonty is another person that coincidentally I've saved about two or three times. And I do actually like him. But these remaining noms left me no real other choice. Anyway he was pretty messy in his first two or three weeks and he had some weird addiction to getting naked and having weird fixations on things. Then he eventually settled in and became the house's voice of reason which I also sort of liked him in but not that much either. Then he was out first on finale night after all that lol.

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[RileyH]

117. Charlie Travers

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/701523951474704384/JFEoW9xr.jpg

Charlie isn't really a name that first comes to mind when you think about BB14 and most of her time was a fence sitter who didn't really have that many memorable moments which is why I'm culling her now before she gets too far. I didn't dislike Charlie, but I didn't particularly like her either. Anyway I don't think she should get into the top 100 and I seem to remember her becoming a bit bitchy especially around people like Gina and Hazel so I'm just gonna use that as another reason because I genuinely can't think of anything to say on this overrated bore.

[Shaun]

Speak for yourself, the Travers family and Jemima Slade are all that BB14 was good for!

[Shaun]

I mean um... thanks girlies <3

[Macie Lightfoot]

imagine a world where you stab someone in the eye with a cucumber and then compare it to someone getting sexually assaulted and still you're considered a bore.

[Daniel-X]

Saving Hells cos she shares her forename with the Woo Woo, cutting t'other one

[Shaun]

Chop chop Marc, Jason, Daniel-X, Lucas and Macie!

[reece(:]

Chazel <3

[Jake.]

Chazel <3

.

[Daniel-X]

Scott:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39076000/jpg/_39076334_scott_300.jpg

His name is Scott. He was on Big Brother 4. A series I did not watch. So this write up isn't going to have much in it, because idk what to say.

I will state the obvious, he is not as good as a housemate as Stephanie Davis. I know this without watching because well it's impossible, Stephanie was CBB17 and critically underrated. I mean why does everyone praise Tiffany, why should Tiffany get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big feet? what’s so great about Tiffany? hm? Steph is just as cute as Tiffany. Steph is just as smart as Tiffany. People totally like Steph just as much as they like Tiffany

[RileyH]

Scott:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39076000/jpg/_39076334_scott_300.jpg

His name is Scott. He was on Big Brother 4. A series I did not watch. So this write up isn't going to have much in it, because idk what to say.

I will state the obvious, he is not as good as a housemate as Stephanie Davis. I know this without watching because well it's impossible, Stephanie was CBB17 and critically underrated. I mean why does everyone praise Tiffany, why should Tiffany get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big feet? what’s so great about Tiffany? hm? Steph is just as cute as Tiffany. Steph is just as smart as Tiffany. People totally like Steph just as much as they like Tiffany

No one is as good as Stephanie Davis

[Babayaro.]

Saved Craig Phillips

Eliminated Isaac Stout

I saved Craig because I felt like it, to be honest.


http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/isaac.png

Isaac has somehow managed to find himself in the top 120 and for a walker who had no affect on his series, that is quite impressive. Anyway, as a housemate, he had potential and had he been in there from the start then I believe he would have been really good. However, he lasted like 2 days and literally only entered to see his on/off girlfriend, Noirin. He then swiftly walked through the backdoor half an hour after she was evicted. Riveting. He did have some dickish qualities about him, but overall he didn't seem too bad a guy. It would have been interesting to see a sort of rivalry between Isaac and Siavash develop, but I could imagine Isaac being evicted the minute he faced the public vote.

[Jason.]

Chris Wright

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/chris-wright-big-brother-2014.png?w=748&h=411&crop=1

Ashleigh and Christopher have been cut, so it was only time Chris followed as he's inferior to both. Chris started off as a rootable presence in BB15, after power housemate Pauline took the fact he said he'd piss in the kitchen sink in his VT literally, which in turn led to the entire house hating him because Pauline did and I seem to recall him crying on his first night because nobody would share a bed with him. Anyway, that didn't really last long because Chris kind of turned into a prick once Pav entered and had this vendetta against him just because he was new. He even had the audacity to accuse him of "staring at Ashleigh" (:joker:) which was ironic as Chris was infatuated with Ashleigh to the point he was dubbed as "Creepy Chris". It was only funny that he'd end up finishing in fifth place, having to leave the house with Pav and share an interview with him.

[reece(:]

Creepy Chris :omgno:

[Shaun]

Chris was not inferior to Christopher tho

[Shaun]

Robert, if you want to send your nominations in, feel free since we're only waiting on Macie & Lucas :spin2: As always, pics are updated and any HM with little yellow ! triangles next to them are still final-passed!

[Macie Lightfoot]

114. Becki Seddiki (BB5 - 5th Place)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB5/Becki/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Becki%20enters%20house-02.jpg

She came from Big Brother in Italy!!!!! So Becki is a presence that is liked. And I don't dislike her, but I don't really know why she was saved numerous (!) times and made it this far??? Was she fine? Yeah. Was she unfairly booed a vicious amount? Absolutely. But did she do anything to deserve roaring cheers? .......not really! She was nice enough and never really had enough time to find her niche in the House, so she was just kinda awkwardly existing, pretending to be Italian and sealing her own fate by giving Michelle the Judas Kiss and being sweet regarding the whole Nadia situation. But ultimately Becki is not Michelle or Nadia or Victor or Jason or Shell or Stuart or Ahmed or [insert one of the many, many superior BB5 persons]; she was ultimately just an intruder on a series that was so good that you forget there was even an intruder.

[Babayaro.]

Her Italian BB entrance was so cringey

[Shaun]

ahem lucas!

robert, get nominating! xo

[Epic.]

preparing them now

[Black Dagger]

Save Jason
Axe Callum

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTu6hLM8bj48QmjfePWTVOXxp8opmYyf e_BHth-KEBCEjvevXGzfw


People actually pretend to like this nauseating, creepy ****er and it does my absolute tits in because the bloke makes me squirm with his one ****e catchphrase, the only time Charlie wanted to soar was on an airplane, far away from the silly little turd as possible, besides that he had this story arc where he pretended he slept with 100 women or whatever, it was a big number and everybody knew it was false, because for a start, look at the ****ing state of him, why bother pretending you've had anything other than your hand hun, sort it. Jackie Travers rightfully hated him and wanted her daughter to have nothing to do with him, probably because she knew he'd have been under her patio within 6 months. Get out of here pal, and 10 rounds too late at being gone too. Shoo, just absolutely bloody shoo, sick of you.

[Shaun]

Robert's nominations are in!

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/anouska.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/craig.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/jade.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/jemima.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/jemma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/lynne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/shaun.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/mohamed.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/nichola.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/sada.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/amanda.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/joanne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/tania.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/victoria.png

Anouska (BB4) - Craig (BB1) - Emma (BB17) - Faye (BB12) - Jade (BB3) - Jemima (BB14) - Jem (BB12) - Lynne (BB3) - Mario (BB9)
Mohamed (BB9) - Nichola (BB1) - Sada (BB1) - Sam (BB6) - Samanda (BB8) - Sissy (BB4) - Sree (BB10) - Tania (BB4) - Victoria (BB13)

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

[Shaun]

Saved Mario bc he is iconic

112nd: Samanda Marchant (BB8)
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8114072.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Amanda-and-Sam.jpg

Just predating Jedward by a couple of years, the UK's foremost irritating twins prior to that particular Irish invasion were this pair. Some love them, and that's fine, they're a tacky and bubblegummy caricature of what real people actually behave like. But like all good bubblegum, the sweetness wears off quick. Their only comedy moments of the series were largely unintentional (one of them getting toothpaste in her eye, one of them saying "OMG WE'RE PSYCHO" instead of psychic) and otherwise they just didn't really do anything for me. Post-series, they capitalised on the dying franchise with a #26 SMASH cover of 'Barbie Girl', and somehow became millionaires with a fitness DVD and cosmetics.

So really, I feel less guilty about this elimination because they're clearly doing fine without this game! I just don't immediately go "ah yes, the series with Samanda" when someone mentions BB8.

[Jake.]

Save Faye axe Vcitoria

[Babayaro.]

I like Callum but im ****ing screaming at Lucas' write-up :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Save Faye cut Victoria

[Black Dagger]

Whitney point at Jake.

[Black Dagger]

Save Sree, cut Jade.

[Babayaro.]

Save Mo axe Jemima

[Epic.]

Save Mo axe BB13 Victoria

Queen Victoria of getting cut three times in a row

[Jake.]

Jade </3 :( wish I’d have saved her and Lucas could have saved Faye

[Jake.]

I keep on laughing at that Callum write up

[RileyH]

save Sam axe Tania

[Jason.]

Save Sam, cut Craig.

[Jason.]

Oh

[Jason.]

Save Nichola then.

[Jason.]

What tragic choices.

Jade, Victoria and Tania all out while Mario and Mohamed are still in? Get some bloody taste!

[Shaun]

imagine thinking Victoria was a better housemate than Mario!

[Babayaro.]

Mo :love:

[RileyH]

I loved Mario

[Black Dagger]

What tragic choices.

Jade, Victoria and Tania all out while Mario and Mohamed are still in? Get some bloody taste!

Victoria was a 3 day bore who got ended by Arron of all people ffs.

[Jason.]

Actually I'll give you Victoria as we're almost in the top 100, but I still stand by the rest. :hmph:

[Shaun]

of this horrible BB4 cull, Tania is the least deserving to go yes. But then I'd ask why Nush and Jon weren't nominated instead of her/Sissy/Anouska :pipe:

[Jake.]

Lydia rightfully stayed over Victoria and that’s the end of it

[Shaun]

Ok so thanks to marc and whoever culled Charlie Travers we are left with BB14's final housemate (that isn't final-passed) being SOPHIE.

[Jason.]

of this horrible BB4 cull, Tania is the least deserving to go yes. But then I'd ask why Nush and Jon weren't nominated instead of her/Sissy/Anouska :pipe:

Speaking of which, Riley saved Jon a few rounds back and now he's axed Tania so I think we should just kick him out all together and have him replaced tbh.

[Jason.]

Ok so thanks to marc and whoever culled Charlie Travers we are left with BB14's final housemate (that isn't final-passed) being SOPHIE.

Riley did that when he saved Jon so get her!

[RileyH]

tbf i've only seen clips of BB4

[RileyH]

Riley did that when he saved Jon so get her!

shut up

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Jem cut Lynne?

[Shaun]

Anouska, Emma, Sada and Sissy are left for Cal & Daniel-X

and I like all four </3

[reece(:]

What tragic choices.

Jade, Victoria and Tania all out while Mario and Mohamed are still in? Get some bloody taste!

Drag it!

[reece(:]

of this horrible BB4 cull, Tania is the least deserving to go yes. But then I'd ask why Nush and Jon weren't nominated instead of her/Sissy/Anouska :pipe:

Tania needs justice

[Shaun]

chop chop laddies

Cal and Danielle still need to make a decision!

[Jake.]

111th: Victoria Eisermann
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/bb2012_eviction_victoria.jpg

The people of TiBB seem to live in this fantasy land in which Victoria was amazing and a great "outsider", when in reality she was there for 4 days and didn't really integrate well with anybody.

Sticking in a 40+ year old woman with a bunch of 20 somethings (and Benedict) is almost always going to leave that person feeling a bit left out and Victoria was no exception. Despite a nice VT about loving dogs and doing bits for animal charities, she was nominated instantly for her "evil eyes", had a strop over cold salad (#saladgate) and fell out with Aaron after a game of spin the bottle (with a Towie-esq montage to go with) ended with him saying he'd evict her for being a moody cow, after which she then got her puppies out and sobbed in bed and was evicted the next day via the diary room because of bad weather.

Obviously in the perfect world, Conor would have gone first and Victoria could have found her footing a bit but it was always going to be between her and Lydia and thankfully the superior housemate stayed. It would have been nice to see her become a fully fledged outsider but it might not have happened anyway? At the point of her eviction, she wasn't particularly close to Luke A/Adam/Deana and seemed to kinda just float around whilst getting irritated by stuff like lettuce.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Mo

Eliminated Jemima

I saved Greedy Mo because he deserves the Top 100!

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/jemima.png

I don't remember much about Jemima. She wasn't that great and was your typical week 2 boot. Lets see, what was there? She flirted A LOT with Sam during the first couple of days I think, but was rejected lol welp. She was involved in a mini 'race row' with Gina. Which to be fair, she was completely in the right with. And of course, the infamous deaddaughtergate. Both Dan and Jemima were annoying during that. Hmm what else did she get up to? She lost in a vote to evict against Gina and Dexter, so good on her for doing that :clap1:

Finito.

[Macie Lightfoot]

I saved Greedy Mo because he deserves the Top 100!

Well that is..... an opinion.

Anyway,

106. Lynne Moncrieff (BB3 - 13th Place)

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/3/hms/Lynne3.jpg

so in hindsight I kinda wish I got rid of Sissy instead but either way Lynne isn't really top 100 worthy alol. I'm not particularly fond of BB3 as a series and think it's suuuuuper overrated and BB1 is the true Best Early Series, but even just by default Lynne is one of the better ones in her series? She was just an awkward dorky girl whose one Moment was when she LASHED OUT at Spencer and laid into him for seemingly no reason, but who ****ing cares bc it's Spencer and his literal plotline was how badly he smelled so. Unfortunately Lynne was in the bottom 2 of the vote and then the house voted to evict her bc Jade Goody. Adios Lynne!

[Headie]

Saved Mo

Eliminated Jemima

I saved Greedy Mo because he deserves the Top 100!

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/jemima.png

I don't remember much about Jemima. She wasn't that great and was your typical week 2 boot. Lets see, what was there? She flirted A LOT with Sam during the first couple of days I think, but was rejected lol welp. She was involved in a mini 'race row' with Gina. Which to be fair, she was completely in the right with. And of course, the infamous deaddaughtergate. Both Dan and Jemima were annoying during that. Hmm what else did she get up to? She lost in a vote to evict against Gina and Dexter, so good on her for doing that :clap1:

Finito.

Ah yes, because telling a black women "you probably wouldn't date a black guy" is TOTALLY acceptable :rolleyes:

[Daniel-X]

Save Emma, cut Sissy

[Shaun]

A fair choice! Cal, you are left with two first-evictees: Sada and Anouska :love:

[Shaun]

Anyone want to predict the 3 HMs who will tumble at the final hurdle and NOT make the Top 100? ie. "who will Jake nominate that would be cut straight away" :think:

[Jake.]

Ah yes, because telling a black women "you probably wouldn't date a black guy" is TOTALLY acceptable :rolleyes:

*white guy

(I think?)

[Cal.]

Save Sada, cut Anouska :(

Both legends from what I've seen!

[Marsh.]

Despite a nice VT about loving dogs and doing bits for animal charities, she was nominated instantly for her "evil eyes", had a strop over cold salad (#saladgate) and fell out with Aaron after a game of spin the bottle (with a Towie-esq montage to go with) ended with him saying he'd evict her for being a moody cow, after which she then got her puppies out and sobbed in bed and was evicted the next day via the diary room because of bad weather.

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Ok so thanks to marc and whoever culled Charlie Travers we are left with BB14's final housemate (that isn't final-passed) being SOPHIE.
I think this is grounds to end the game?

[Cal.]

*white guy

(I think?)

You are a racist bitch and I do not like you remains one of my fave arguments :love:

'I feel sorry for your family'
'Do not bring my family into this, you are treading on very soft ground my girl'
'I feel sorry for them'

[Babayaro.]

Ah yes, because telling a black women "you probably wouldn't date a black guy" is TOTALLY acceptable :rolleyes:

Wait, I think my memory of it all is muddled up :conf2:

I actually forgot that those were the exact words Jemima used, but I remember Gina making a mountain out of a molehill over it, calling her racist, etc, which is what made Jemima come out of the situation looking better

[Cal.]

Anouska Golebiewski

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/5/5e/Anouska_Golebiewski.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130721101532

From what I've seen of Anouska, she looked like a pretty decent housemate. Definitely someone that would liven up Big Brother 4 at least. But, with the horrific cast is has (besides legend Lisa), they all nominated Anouska for eviction straight away for being loud (lol) on launch night and she spent her entire time in the house nominated for eviction before she was the first to be evicted. It's a shame because I do think she would have helped liven up the series for a few weeks before she inevitably got evicted anyway. Anyway, this was 2003 so being the first evicted didn't necessarily mean failure for Anouska and she went on to have a stint in the Australian BB house and appear on Big Brother Panto...arguably making her probably one of the more successful BB4 housemates? Idk.

[Jake.]

Wait, I think my memory of it all is muddled up :conf2:

I actually forgot that those were the exact words Jemima used, but I remember Gina making a mountain out of a molehill over it, calling her racist, etc, which is what made Jemima come out of the situation looking better

It started bc Jem said she typically wouldn’t go for a black guy, I think

[Headie]

*white guy

(I think?)

Oops yeah, she assumed Gina only dates black guys

[Headie]

Wait, I think my memory of it all is muddled up :conf2:

I actually forgot that those were the exact words Jemima used, but I remember Gina making a mountain out of a molehill over it, calling her racist, etc, which is what made Jemima come out of the situation looking better

Yeah Jemima compared her not dating black guys to Gina “probably not going for a white guy”

[Jason.]

Craig Phillips

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb1_craig_phillips.jpg

Craig winning the first ever series really did set the benchmark for the entire show in that a generic white male can get far just for being... a generic white male. He was boring (and I'm using boring because he isn't worthy of a more interesting synonym.) He was furniture for the well over half the series, until he decided to play the hero with the infamous Nasty Nick confrontation, even though he was fine with it when it benefited him and even then, he still managed to come across a self-righteous prick. Unfortunately, this was the defying moment of the series and handed Craig the win on a silver platter and it's even more painful that there was only a mere 2% between him and Anna, because can we just take a moment to imagine if Anna had won the first series of BBUK instead? :love:

He also had a feud with Caroline when she clocked him for sleeping all day and not doing anything, so I guess he was just as boring to live with as he was to watch. I'm surprised he's even made it this far, but then most people haven't even watched BB1, so have no idea how awful he really was.

[Headie]

Craig was actually awful to Caroline and the only reason he was so annoyed by Nick's actions was because Nick had wrote his name down and shown it to people, even though in the past Craig was happy to look at the names Nick had shown him of other people.

Anna really should've won BB1 </3

[Shaun]

Just need writeups from Dan, Lucas and (I think) Riley and then Jake can nominate!

[Black Dagger]

Save Sree, cut Jade.

Jade Goody

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-woxhWaN8cYc/TosJEAYdr_I/AAAAAAAADGk/Ck6_YgESK1I/s640/Jade-Goody-PA_153053t.jpg
I know it's probably a bit problematic of me to be culling a woman who got cancer and died, but she is also has a huge role in the demise of this series and while it was always going to lose public appraisal, she certainly led it down that path quicker, but that's for a Celebrity Big Brother rank down and this is going to be based on her BB3 stint and while I still quote 'TACTICALS OR TIC TACS I DON'T ****ING KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN HOW CAN I PLAY EM' on a regular basis, she was still very highly strung and tedious for the most part and it was her personality that made others think that being stupid is a show winner and sadly for the likes of Brian Belo it was, so cheers for that Jade, you silly cow. Although she is was the first person in the house (that we know of) to wank somebody off. So good on you for that Jade, rude gal. She was criticised heavily by the press though, so I feel harsh because didn't they want her to be burned alive or something just because she thought that East Anglia was abroad and well **** them, but yeah she had to go just because I physically can't accept her dumb persona despite it getting the odd laugh or two in certain situations. Sorry hun.

[Jamie89]

Save Emma, cut Sissy

Save Sada, cut Anouska :(

Both legends from what I've seen!

https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/xZoK2cRUOOSFuZvdDLCM251RsAc/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/03/17/991/n/1922283/7b1104b3468abf22_sheldon-hyperventilating-big-bang-theory/i/Holy-Cow-Im-Dying.gif

I think I said Sada and Emma as two of the most underrated housemates ever a couple of days ago :laugh:

[Cal.]

Not Jamie controlling me and Dan-X via voodoo

[RileyH]

108. Tania do Nascimento (BB4)

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3645114.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tania-do-Nascimento.jpg

I've only seen clips of BB4 and never watched it fully because apparently its's boring and one of the worst ones so I won't waste my time, and until now I didn't even know there was a Tania in BB4 so it's kinda a revelation. But people seem pretty pressed about this cut so I can only apologise but if I've never heard of her before she doesn't deserve Top 100

[Macie Lightfoot]

but if I've never heard of her before she doesn't deserve Top 100

well that's one metric we can use...

[Headie]

Piggy Tania <3

[Jamie89]

I liked Tania and Anouska but honestly the only BB4 housemate who deserves a high ranking is Lisa, the rest of the cast are either awful, or just unlucky that they were in such a terrible series and might have been good housemates in other series.

[Babayaro.]

well that's one metric we can use...

:joker:

[Shaun]

Jake's nominations are in!

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/adjoa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/chanelle.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/chloe.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/darren.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/federico.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/jo.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/karalouise.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/karly.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kinga.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lea.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/penny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/pete.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/sophie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/stuart.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/tim.png

Adjoa (BB16) - Ben (BB11) - Chanelle (BB8) - Chloe (BB16) - Darren (BB1) - David (BB10) - Federico (BB4) - Jo (BB11) - Kara-Louise (BB8)
Karly (BB10) - Kinga (BB6) - Lea (BB7) - Penny (BB2) - Pete (BB7) - Roberto (BB6) - Sophie (BB14) - Stuart (BB5) - Tim (BB3)

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

[Shaun]

saved Roberto because I assume Jake nominated him by mistake?

103rd: Kara-Louise Thorne (BB8)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO0AEFQcSydaAYkvRV-93KEjNoeX48sniHSjeyGcADKG4fYQKJwA

Having just looked back at a few YouTube clips of her, I'd forgotten how irritating her voice was! She reminds me a little bit of Harry Amelia from the series eight years later. Not sure why but it's not a good thing! Personality-wise, certainly, they're leagues apart. Kara-Louise came in as a halfway housemate and was unanimously voted into the house by what remained of the BB8 cast, perhaps because she seemed lovely, perhaps just because she wasn't Shanessa, David or Jonty. That quickly changed, however, and the nastiness of the originals began to get her. Fellow halfway-HM Amy started planting seeds of doubt, which in turn led to everyone nominating her. This sparked tears... a lot of them... and I guess that's why 0.1% of the GBP decided she had to go with Tracey over Jonty?

Idk, she was nice, and fits that Macie Lightfoot bracket of "slightly posh voiced and overbearingly sweet girl who gets a hard time" but she wasn't that great so... :shrug:

[RileyH]

save Ben axe Lea

[Babayaro.]

Save Kinga axe Karly

[Jason.]

Save Kinga, cut Chanelle.

[Jason.]

Will you two both **** off!

I was going to save Lea and then the flid had to go and axe her.

[Jason.]

Save Penny

[Cal.]

Save Stuart, axe Sophie

[Macie Lightfoot]

save David cut Pete

[Cal.]

Sophie Lawrence

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/bb2013_sophie_eviction1.jpg

And with that, I think I've finished off the BB14 housemates? Not that they were destined to last long, there's about 3 people in the BB14 cast and it's a fairly recent series so people have no objections on cutting them like they would the earlier series' where they'd struggle with write ups but rightio. Sophie wasn't an awful person and she is probably one of the nicer people C5 have ever cast in 6 years but she was a pretty dull and nothing housemate who coasted for the majority of the series. I seem to recall she had a nan and didn't she nominate Dexter or something in friends & family nominations. Anyway the whole house seemed to think Sophie was in good standing to win but she was nominated in a cruel last eviction days before the final and become the eighth to be evicted and finished in sixth place (how messy is that?). She also had a random ass feud with Sam Evans that seemed to stem from nowhere and I can't really remember what it was about but it was extremely ironic that the two most dull housemates of the series and the ones you'd least likely expect to be locked in a feud were actually in one...with each other. Anyway, you may not have one won the actual BB14, but well done for winning the BB14 section of The TiBB Rankdown Sophie!

[Cal.]

Oh Hazel has a final pass bye

[Cal.]

Poor Sophie is used to disappointment at the last minute! Soz hun you won nowt!

[RileyH]

I was going to save Lea and then the flid had to go and axe her.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5a9937fb569e7d3eb3b27d9e8bdccd13/tenor.gif?itemid=6149969

[Epic.]

Save Darren Cut Chloe

[Daniel-X]

Save Adjoa, cut Jo

[Daniel-X]

Sissy:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/7/76/Sissy_Rooney.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20140615094958

Idk I'd have probably liked her cos she was a bubbly scouser but she has to go. I don't know her and I'm sick of cutting these no marks I have no idea what to say on, sorry Sissy but it's time to go. I did the write up just because I like my Shaun and hopefully this is now 100 words. It's definitely not but whatevs!

[Cal.]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/7/76/Sissy_Rooney.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20140615094958

[Shaun]

Lucas is left with Federico and Tim

[Macie Lightfoot]

WOW what a tragic decision

[Shaun]

Also, we're into the final strait...

100. Chanelle Hayes (BB8)
99. Sophie Lawrence (BB14)
98. Pete Bennett (BB7)
97. Chloe Wilburn (BB16)
96. Jo Butler (BB11)
95. Federico/Tim

Riley, you have 2 rounds left to use your final pass. Which is...a bit silly.

(I would NOT have gone with Karly, Lea and Kara-Louise being the ones to miss the top 100!)

[Black Dagger]

I save Federico x

[Shaun]

These last rounds are gonna be a mess with 8 of y'all still yet to use your #SAVEANDREPLACEs isn't it :worry:

[RileyH]

Riley, you have 2 rounds left to use your final pass. Which is...a bit silly.

I haven't had to use them tho

[Macie Lightfoot]

Don't I have to be here LIVE when noms are posted in order to use my save and replace, which... never happens alol :love:

Kara-Louise not making the top 100 is a TRAVESTY.

[Shaun]

Don't I have to be here LIVE when noms are posted in order to use my save and replace, which... never happens alol :love:

Kara-Louise not making the top 100 is a TRAVESTY.

You could technically be the last one left in a round, left with two nominees you love, say "I'm replacing A with this other HM", and eliminate them by default, come to mention it :think:

[Daniel-X]

Jo Butler:
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/281x351/149189_1.jpg

How odd that Jo Butler has made the top hundred, I've never even noticed her presence within the rankdown still remaining up until now. Which coincidentally is a lot like her presence within the BB11 house, non-existent a lot of the time (at least in the terms of the highlights show). The good thing about Jo though is that even in her little existence, her main storyline was her lowkey UTR background HATRED for the despicable human being that calls himself John James Parton. 'Swagger off back to Australia' isn't no 'he's like... an... ANGRY... ****ING... FLYING... FISH or something' but hey at least Our Jo was a trier in trying to defeat the forces of evil. Oh and also miss thing was a self-proclaimed 'cougar' which is just iconic itself. So sorry Jo, you're not the worst of the bunch but I couldn't justify cutting the superior Adjoa to you, cheerio.

[Daniel.]

save Ben axe Lea

SCUM

[Macie Lightfoot]

98. Pete Bennett (BB7 - 1st Place)

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Really? Pete made the top 100? Come on people. Like, I'm definitely of two minds regarding Pete, but even the more generous feelings I have on him are "eh, he could have been worse." He was a pre-ordained winner who was obvious from his VT AND obvious because the entire house wanted him to since literally from the start of the show, meaning that you couldn't possibly speak bad about him. He had Tourette's, which meant that he fell down the stairs and had ticks exclusively in the Diary Room, not in the House. He did that whole BULL**** in the final week where he declared that if he doesn't win Big Brother 2006 THEN GOD DOESN'T EXIST. He also smelled really bad apparently and ****ing Dawn was the scapegoat for it at first. He also has a big penis I think? Ultimately I don't think he's a bad person, just a ****ing annoying attention-seeker who is a bit fraudulent, but not in a way that actually ruined the show. So yeah, didn't enjoy him at all really but could have been worse? I guess that's all it takes to make the top 100 these days.

[Epic.]

Pete is one of my all-time faves having watched BB7 when it first came out at a young age

[Shaun]

5 writeups to come!

Just been through the whole thread :skull: and found out some interesting stats to reveal when this all ends~

For now though, there is this: there are 37 (THIRTY-SEVEN!) housemates who have not yet been nominated! In this last round, 4 more received their first nomination (and all of them survived)

[Babayaro.]

Saved Kinga

Eliminated Karly


Kept Kinga safe bc she is underrated and although she was only in the house for 12 days, she still managed to make a big impact. The fact she beat Craig lmaoo :joker:


http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/karly.png


Another write-up where I can't be arsed lol. So, Karly. She's from Fife. I'm from Fife. That's the positives out of the way. Karly was a bit of a snobby cow, to be perfectly honest, and really wasn't as good as a lot of people make her out to be. I mean, I'm not even sure what her defining moment was. Does she even have one? Was it her twat of a boyfriend entering the house only moments before she was evicted?? Wow, Icon. People tend to like her because of her very strong Scottish accent, but for me, it is an awful accent that I have heard many times. What else...? She hated Marcus, was bestfriends with Sophie, Charlie and Kris (oh wow :skull:) andddd...yeah, idk. Done :spin::p xxX!!

[Shaun]

4 more ahem!!

[Shaun]

lucas :oh: riley :oh: jason :oh: robert :oh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Shocked it's not me and Daniel

[Shaun]

I expect all 4 today!!!!!!

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[reece(:]

Them four trying to make this go on another hiatus?

[Shaun]

We're at pretty much the exact same stage (just broken the top 100) as the first incarnation too :worry:

Robert and Riley I'm not too worried about bc they're pretty reliable but I am TIRING of Lucas and Jason and this is the last warning!!!

[Babayaro.]

You'll get replacements easily enough, I reckon

[Shaun]

just a polite bump x

[RileyH]

102. Lea Walker

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/Big_Brother_7/day1/normal_lea-c.jpg

I'm going out soon so this'll have to be quick (+ I'm doing this on my phone so I'll expand/make it prettier when I get back sorry Shaun bb). Anyway coming to the Top 100 I didn't dislike Lea but she's one of the ones from BB7 I don't really remember that much and can't remember really anything she did apart from be a pornstar and talking about her huge tits. Also she had a radio show with Richard apparently called 'The Dick and Dolly Show on Gaydar Radio' and wrote a book about her suffering from BDD after the show so well done to her x

[Cal.]

The radio show was with Richard you vile skank.

You're so vicious for cutting Lea :(

[RileyH]

The radio show was with Richard you vile skank.

You're so vicious for cutting Lea :(

well it's changed now so shut up

[reece(:]

How can you not remember Lea :umm2:

[Black Dagger]

I am SO SORRY x

[Babayaro.]

just a polite bump x

Me on the dodgems with a disabled person

[Epic.]

97. Chloe Wilburn
https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article5682332.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chloe.jpg

"what's wrong with bein normull?? :bawling:"

The truth is I don't really mind Chloe but I also don't get what the appreciation here for her is as a winner. I mean I sort of do. She had the presentation of being down-to-earth and straightforward and acting like herself and could be naturally funny. But besides that there's not much special about her. Her whole beginning archetype of the show easily could've been the description of someone who was bound to go in 4in4out. But hey that was vote to evict and was messy so she survived. Her next two weeks I actually loved Chloe in. She shut down BB legend Showbiz at many insistences after his attempts of trying to bring her down, with such classic lines as "you're a BITCH then aren't ya? GROW up! Grow the **** up!" and the ever so classic "and not one tear was shed :laugh:" . As a sorta Simon fan I can totally recognize he's not a particularly nice person but wow. The way she completely destroyed his ego and/or existence was pretty glorious all in all. Chloe had other great traits independent of this. She had a likeably friendly interaction with pretty much every non-Sarah female contestant of BB16 (as it should be), she made Jack look semi-likeable during his various CPN/OTTN weeks, and I know lots like to **** on Marq's time in the show but I liked her ongoing love/hate thing with him anyway. On her own she was still pretty likeable and tbh, I called her as a winner pretty early on and for most of the series.

Unfortunately she was far from perfect for me and why I feel just above or just below the Top 100 was where she was meant to land. During the reign of Hells Bells I wish she had actually took a stand at the ruthless tactics instead of just saying things like "Well Helen's never been mean to me...". And for a winner there was still about 2 or 3 weeks where she tended to fade into the background, which I guess is the disadvantage someone has in a series as editing favoring as BB16. I also was among the crowd of people who went off her in the last two weeks. I don't care how people defend it, it was hypocritical in my opinion for her to complain about how people like Jack or Joel were taking money for themselves instead of keeping it for others, only to then take money too and then sob and try to walk after being called up on it. And even aside from that, the whole dead normal girl thing was starting to wear thin with me before I'd be cursed with it again with Ellie Young two years later. Overall I feel like Chloe's small amount of haters do brand her way worse than she actually was, but I feel her fans may sometimes elevate her to be way better than she actually was and think she was a great winner purely because they hated the other 5 finalists.

[Jason.]

I've been busy so my write-up will be submitted within the next hour :hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

I save Federico x

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38078000/jpg/_38078851_bb_tim300.jpg

Tim Cully

Tim had a girlfriend called Hannah and he never told her he was going on the show which I just think is very rude. He was also born in Kuwait and I barely rememeber him because it was 15 years ago and what am I doing. Federico was nicer idk I just drew the short straw with him. He just moaned a lot. Especially in hell week according to Wikiledia. Sorry hun its time to go x

[Jason.]

Chanelle Hayes

http://images.24ur.com/media/images/472xX/Apr2016/fada501762_61767280.jpg?732f

So Chanelle was a big character in BB8 and she's remembered mainly for two things; her showmance with Ziggy and her iconic rivalry with Charley, which is one of my favourite feuds. However, I was Team Charley and I didn't really care for Chanelle because she was pretty annoying.

First of all, she could be such a spoilt brat (emphasis on brat) when she didn't get her own way, like that time she had a go at Emily for using the straighteners and wouldn't let her get a word in edgeways when trying to explain herself, before stomping her feet and leaving the room. Like seriously? Get the **** over it. There was another time when she almost slammed Charley with a door just because...I don't really remember why she did that, but she's evil and I'm sure Hayden or Reece could fill me in on that one. Anyway she bullied Charley because she was clearly jealous of her and that's that on THAT. She would also throw these annoying tantrums in the DR after Charley clocked her, in a cheap attempt to replicate Nikki Grahame from the year before.

It's also worth mentioning that her taste in men both during the show (Ziggy) and post-show (Jack Tweed) is highly questionable and frankly, when you associate with scum, you become SCUM.

If any of you are interested in what she's up to nowadays, well she pops up in the tabloids every other month to tell us how she's gained weight for the hundredth time (:rolleyes:) followed by an appearance on This Morning begging for a fitness DVD. (:joker:) By the way, Charley hasn't aged a day since BB8 and still looks stunning, so it's nice how things turn out.

[Cal.]

Tbf to Chanelle, a few of the BB8 women tried to replicate Nikki, not just her. Even Charley did it a few times. :laugh: Chanelle was the worst for it though but then again a lot of them were very honest with the fact they were there for fame.

[Headie]

Chanelle Hayes

http://images.24ur.com/media/images/472xX/Apr2016/fada501762_61767280.jpg?732f

So Chanelle was a big character in BB8 and she's remembered mainly for two things; her showmance with Ziggy and her iconic rivalry with Charley, which is one of my favourite feuds. However, I was Team Charley and I didn't really care for Chanelle because she was pretty annoying.

First of all, she could be such a spoilt brat (emphasis on brat) when she didn't get her own way, like that time she had a go at Emily for using the straighteners and wouldn't let her get a word in edgeways when trying to explain herself, before stomping her feet and leaving the room. Like seriously? Get the **** over it. There was another time when she almost slammed Charley with a door just because...I don't really remember why she did that, but she's evil and I'm sure Hayden or Reece could fill me in on that one. Anyway she bullied Charley because she was clearly jealous of her and that's that on THAT. She would also throw these annoying tantrums in the DR after Charley clocked her, in a cheap attempt to replicate Nikki Grahame from the year before.

It's also worth mentioning that her taste in men both during the show (Ziggy) and post-show (Jack Tweed) is highly questionable and frankly, when you associate with scum, you become SCUM.

If any of you are interested in what she's up to nowadays, well she pops up in the tabloids every other month to tell us how she's gained weight for the hundredth time (:rolleyes:) followed by an appearance on This Morning begging for a fitness DVD. (:joker:) By the way, Charley hasn't aged a day since BB8 and still looks stunning, so it's nice how things turn out.

:clap1:

And it was because Big Brother said they would fix her broken boots if the housemates returned all the task equipment back, and Chanelle felt people weren't looking for the socks quick enough and didn't care that she'd be punished etc.

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[Headie]

Tbf to Chanelle, a few of the BB8 women tried to replicate Nikki, not just her. Even Charley did it a few times. :laugh: Chanelle was the worst for it though but then again a lot of them were very honest with the fact they were there for fame.

Fame hungry Charley :love:

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Her, Chanelle, Shabz and the Twins were the most fame hungry

[Shaun]

thank you all, we got there eventually!!! Daniel-X to nominate, now

[Shaun]

Daniel-X's nominations are in!

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/aisleyne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/benedict.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/chanelle.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/danielle.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/eileen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/hira.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/imran.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/isabelle.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/jon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/lesley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/mohamed.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/nicholas.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/rachel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/scott.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/shahbaz.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

Aisleyne (BB7) - Benedict (BB13) - Chanelle (BB18) - Danielle (BB15) - David (BB10) - Eileen (BB16) - Hira (BB10) - Imran (BB18) - Isabelle (BB18)
Jon (BB4) - Lesley (BB8) - Mohamed (BB9) - Nick (BB1) - Rachel (BB9) - Scott (BB13) - Shahbaz (BB7) - Sree (BB10) - Susie (BB7)

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

[Shaun]

saved Shahbaz because obviously!

94th: Hira Habibshah (BB10)

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So obviously Hira is canonised on TiBB for whatever reasons there are - underdog, female, Asian, "not Marcus Akin", etc. - but unfortunately Hira falls into the unfortunate pit-trap of being a housemate for a small portion of the series that I didn't really watch that religiously! She may well indeed be the second coming, but all of Troy's reasons for her legacy have gone straight over my head and to me she's just the girl who dressed as Alice in Wonderland and ate a giant cake to get a key for no reason! She also got evicted through shady circumstances and she may well indeed be the first production-led nonsense that's upset The Gays that there ever was on BBUK? Someone can suggest an earlier example of this Danielle BB15/Sam BB16/Lateysha BB17/Chanelle BB18 phenomenon.

Anyway, BB10 was terrible and I'm sure the week or two that Hira breezed in and out were thoroughly enjoyable, but not for me sorry! 94th is more than fair, tata.

[Jason.]

save Aisleyne cut Mo

[Babayaro.]

Save and replace Mo with Bea. Axe Hira

[Babayaro.]

**** sake

[Babayaro.]

A flop

[Jason.]

Scum

[Shaun]

save Aisleyne

thank you, I could sense Lucas itching to cut her

cut Mo

thank you, I could sense Marc itching to save her

[Babayaro.]

Save Sree axe Rachel

[Shaun]

Daniel-X's nominations are in!

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Aisleyne (BB7) - Benedict (BB13) - Chanelle (BB18) - Danielle (BB15) - David (BB10) - Eileen (BB16) - Hira (BB10) - Imran (BB18) - Isabelle (BB18)
Jon (BB4) - Lesley (BB8) - Mohamed (BB9) - Nick (BB1) - Rachel (BB9) - Scott (BB13) - Shahbaz (BB7) - Sree (BB10) - Susie (BB7)

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

For the new page!

[Babayaro.]

I would have saved him in time had I not went to page 1 to see who else was still in lmao

[reece(:]

Mo should have been oot 100s ago, David too hopefully X

[Jason.]

Poor Macie @ Rachel and Hira being axed

He doesn't deserve this, it's Thanksgiving!

[RileyH]

Save Issy, Cut Chanelle

[Jake.]

Save Danielle, cut Nick

[Epic.]

Save Imran Cut Benedict

89. Benedict Garrett
https://falsefabs.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/benedict.jpg?w=698

I actually quite like Benedict. But given the choices I had combined with us reaching near the finale point, it probably is for the best that a somewhat charming early evictee leaves at this time, unless of course your name is Imran. Anyway he was pretty funny and down-to-earth in his recollections of articulate porn stories and seemed fairly mature and adept to his surroundings unlike most of the rest of the cast. He also had a great descent into insanity that I can't seem to recall since he wasn't that focused on, but i dunno it involved something of messing with Luke S's food or something like that. Then he left the house carrying a chair and it was one of the best evictions. So all in all not a bad housemate by any means but we're reaching near the end and it's about time I cull the ones I only have slight appreciation to.

[Shaun]

just Cal, Macie and Lucas left to decide

[Shaun]

also while I'm here Robert can you adjust your bloody sig because that is OBNOXIOUSLY long

[Babayaro.]

Is it?

[Jason.]

(It also has Andrew in it so if you could get rid of that, that would be rather nice too)

[Epic.]

also while I'm here Robert can you adjust your bloody sig because that is OBNOXIOUSLY long

okay master :(

[Shaun]

Just a bloody tad! @marc : http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167295

I must use the report function 20 times a week with assholes who abuse this :oh:

[Epic.]

(It also has Andrew in it so if you could get rid of that, that would be rather nice too)

Haha NO! :oh:

[Babayaro.]

Looked fine on my phone!

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Susie cut Scott?

[Macie Lightfoot]

I'm just trying to enjoy my Thanksgiving meal but ****ing Babayaro... I have your number hussy......x

[Babayaro.]

I'm just trying to enjoy my Thanksgiving meal but ****ing Babayaro... I have your number hussy......x

soz

[Jason.]

Mohamed Mohamed

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I'll start off by saying that Mo doesn't deserve to be in the top 100 and would've been out weeks ago if Babayaro's parents hadn't let him watch BB in the bloody first place. I blame Father Urquhart for this as it led to Babayaro joining this forum and Mo would've been out like two months ago if Babayaro hadn't joined this forum. I also blame Scotland for allowing Marc to still be in this country!

ANYWAY, in a series thriving with horrible people who threaten violence, spit in people's faces and Darnell's entire existence, Mo still managed to be one of the worst housemates that series. He started off well and got Dennis ejected, which is his only good moment, but then he became annoying and idk, something about him got under my skin. In a nut shell, he was Rex's loyal little beta, who only had a problem with his dickishness whenever it was turned in his direction. He also followed Darnell around like a lovesick puppy. Mo may be a nice guy (who are we kidding, he was DISGUSTING) but his friends were ****ing awful and he too, was pretty awful as a result.

Mo's most memorable storyline was being the house dustbin which earned him the nickname 'Greedy Mo'. I remember that one time he almost put the entire house on basic rations just for one banana and that sounds funny on paper, but I doubt it would be if I were to re-watch BB9. He also ate a bogey for a can of cider and if that doesn't confirm he's pondlife, then I don't know what will.

To complete this write-up, remember that time Alexandra had a go at him for dressing up as a woman because he was mooslim? (ofc you do, I just included a picture of it) :joker: I just wanted to mention that for the sake of it, but that was funny and now I mention it, might be Mo's only good moment, even though that was more of an Alexandra thing.

[Babayaro.]

:)

[Macie Lightfoot]

GO ON, TAKE YER BRA'R OFF MOHAMED!

As someone who is just over the halfway hump of my BB9 rewatch (yup there's no way I'm going to finish this by 2018), I can confirm that the only funny part about Kat and Mo stealing bananas was Kat's hysterical crying when BB gave them 30 minutes to pack their suitcases bc everyone was convinced there was going to be a surprise eviction.

[Jason.]

GO ON, TAKE YER BRA'R OFF MOHAMED!

As someone who is just over the halfway hump of my BB9 rewatch (yup there's no way I'm going to finish this by 2018), I can confirm that the only funny part about Kat and Mo stealing bananas was Kat's hysterical crying when BB gave them 30 minutes to pack their suitcases bc everyone was convinced there was going to be a surprise eviction.

:laugh2: