BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown© - 2017 Edition [The winner!]

[Jake.]

181st Place: Andrew Edmonds
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Andrew was a "lovely geek" who became a bit of an underdog after the tree of temptation made him do a task in which he had to act like Jack Bauer from 24 or something (I say something as if I haven't just looked this up on Wikipedia). He was a bit of the favourite with the mums at home (idk maybe, I think my mum liked him anyway) and ended up coming fifth in the final. He seemed to detest Rachel (I say "detest" which is probably a bit of an over exaggeration lmao), nominating her at every opportunity? Maybe she was just super annoying, I can't remember and in all honesty I don't really want to. BB11 was a bit dull but ok and Andrew fitted the bill nicely.

[Cal.]

:flower:

And he wanted a fist fight with Ryan Ruckledge just because Ryan entered the house

[Cal.]

Save Lateysha, cut Kieran

I saved Lateysha because she was a scream and I wish she won.

Kieran McLeod

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I actually don't remember a lot about Kieran :worry: He had a really high pitched voice and he walked in the house second after Chloe Wilburn. He was kind of the 'dad' of the house iirc and was he the one talking about rationing butter whilst legend Adjoa spread heaps of it on her toast? Anyway even if he wasn't that moment was iconic. It seemed his cast looked up an awful lot to him and so it kind of did rock the series dynamics a bit when he was evicted in Week 3. Speaking of which, he's probably only remembered as much as he is (along with Amy & Sally, Harriet and Sarah but they were actually big characters so idk) for being one of the 4 (5 really) victims of the infamous 4 in 4 out twist (as if they actually went with that name for it) but was bloody overshadowed during his own eviction by the hilarious 'Oh you're back!' moment between Chloe and Harriet. Still, for a pretty boring/basic housemate it was strange to see him poll more eviction votes than Sarah Greenwood whom the public believed was victim blaming Joel for Arron putting his penis on him the night before (? I've seen this mentioned a few times but I don't remember it being as serious as Arron's genitals actually touching Joel?) but he's black so then again not as unbelievable as first thought. Anyway, I'm sorry Shaun/Lucas/his other fans for cutting him but didn't know who else to cut.

[Epic.]

Kieran was imo the biggest tragic loss of 4 in 4 out. So what if he's nice and the house look up to him. Danny being his replacement of that role was way worse and why he should've been evicted over Kieran instead. He also would've done much better than Danny at challenging the likes of Marc or Week 4 Simon or Helen since Danny was always on the verge of popping whereas Kieran knew how to work things.

[Shaun]

Andrew was the righteous choice to win of that bunch of finalists tbh (Dave and Josie seemed too easy and obvious, and got cocky towards the end).

[Shaun]

Done my writeup now so we're just waiting on Lucas, Macie, Marc, Riley & Robert before my next noms are revealed :pipe:

[RileyH]

182) Kathreya Kasisopa

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This untalented, unfunny fat bitch is probably the most annoying housemate to ever enter Big Brother - no exaggeration. She genuinely thought she was the winner, which made her eviction one of the best ever. She did not see it coming at all and got all the boos she deserved when she left. UnFortunately ha COOKEH POWA couldn't save her then. The amount of screaming and crying from the housemates was totally unneeded as well, just get her out of the ****ing door. The 2 year old voice isn't cute either. And the way she'd make people feel bad for her just before nominations or other things, a pathetic woman and it's unbelievable that she was around 30 at the time.

[Shaun]

:skull: brutal

[Babayaro.]

Was the fat shaming necessary??? :oh:

[RileyH]

Was the fat shaming necessary??? :oh:

I'd hardly call it fat shaming :idc:

[RileyH]

:skull: brutal

Too harsh?

[Epic.]

Justine Sellman
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I didn't really have much options left based on the nominees that were up so I decided to cut this boring random from BB4 who was close friends with annoying Steph and was a pretty stale early evictee to have. My only good to say about her is she was evicted over Jon who was one of the very few that were alright in the dump of BB4 boredom so that's something. I don't know I don't really care about her

[Babayaro.]

Saved Sree Dasari

Eliminated Anthony Hutton

I saved Sree because he was hilarious and a huge mess of a housemate. One of the most underrated ever IMO.


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Now, this is the first time in the game where I actually don't mind the person I'm eliminating. I'll begin with Anthony's good points. In a cast full of technically 'awful' people, he was fairly likeable and didn't really do anything to make you hate him, so there's that, I guess. And of course, the way in which he dealt with Craig's obsession with him was quite respectable, although hilarious as well. That is probably what got him the win tbh. And now the not so good points. In a cast full of amazing housemates and big characters, he was quite low down the personality ladder. Also, he was friends with Maxwell and that is surely a good enough reason on its own for cutting him. But, the main reason why I'm getting rid of him is purely because he was the winner of BB6. A series which had so many housemates that would have made a better winner than Anthony. Such as; Makosi, Kemal, Derek, Science and Craig, for example, who were easily the top housemates that year.

[Epic.]

Kemal could've easily won BB6 if not for barely losing against that vapid waste of a housemate Orlaith. His Makosi paranoia would've worn off eventually and he was easily one of the more normal and down-to-earth of the cast all things considered. Urgh that should've happened.

[Daniel.]

Kemal wouldn't have won. He was too similar to Nadia.

Derek or Science would have won if they were in final.

[Shaun]

I'll post my noms once there's one more writeup~

[Babayaro.]

Kemal wouldn't have won. He was too similar to Nadia.

Surely a reason for him winning then? :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Why would they want two similar personalities winning in a row?

[Epic.]

Why would they want two similar personalities winning in a row?

The voters would not be thinking to that level. Let's not forget Pete Bennett and Brian Belo happened back-to-back and they're the same brand of housemate too.

[Daniel.]

Nah I reckon Kemal would have come 4th

[Babayaro.]

I don't think Derek would have won tbh. Science would have though, without a doubt.

[Shaun]

if Orlaith had walked and cancelled the her vs. Science eviction, Science vs. Kemal would've most likely been the next one and I think Science would've been evicted there for being "louder".

We're then left with an unpredictable set of noms because there's one extra HM and the final nominations were so close:

Derek - 3
Eugene - 3
Makosi - 2
Craig - 2
Anthony - 2
Kinga - 0 lol

so you would think Kemal would go Derek/Makosi bc those were his last nominations, meaning a Makosi vs. Derek vs. Eugene eviction :worry: so Makosi obviously goes with like 82% here.

Leaving a double VTW boot (presumably Kinga and Craig)... Kemal 4th, Eugene 3rd, Derek 2nd and Anthony 1st.

[Shaun]

LUCAS :oh: MACIE :oh:

[Black Dagger]

Save Wolfy and axe Seany

Wolfy was a deluded hysterical mess.

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Seany sucks and made Lesley walk. ****. He came in and decided to fit the story arc of the prankster as if they aren't all completely tedious and try hard. No tea no shade at any names in particular and one night decided to pull off the duvet cover of the elderly housemate bc lol funny af or something? Nah fam. Not in the slightest. She was a top 3 housemate and served more purpose than you. His other heinous crimes in the house included lusting after Gerry of all people. That diabolical mess needs to sort his priorities out. He also tried to drown a black woman and well that's just racist really isn't it. Utter scumbag of a bloke. He was subsequently evicted and as pranksters go. We had no aftermath to endure. Unlike Sam Pepper. So credit to him for that at least I suppose x.

[Macie Lightfoot]

177. Josh Rafter (BB2 - 6th Place)

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Remember the first big TWIST in BBUK history when we could have had the public vote for an edgy black girl or an old kooky mum to enter the house, but SOMEHOW they voted for a boring fit white guy instead? Meet Josh :)

I actually don't mind Josh at all, he just really is an afterthought in BB2 and in the franchise. He was A Gay and was kinda reallllllly treated poorly by Other Gay and beloved winner but vastly overrated Brian Dowling (get him out soon please?) Josh just wanted to coexist but Brian had a pretty gross Only Gay In The Village attitude and it was a big turnoff. However, Brian was witty and clever while Josh was boring so he was forgettable evicted in like Week 7 while Brian went on to be the most beloved HM ever :rolleyes: Bland writeup for a bland HM from a bland series, a series more bland than BB4 #yesIsaidthat

[Shaun]

OK lucas can vote once we have a suitable Seany send-off!

My nominations are as follows...

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Andrew (BB1) - Amma (BB2) - Claire (BB1) - Elizabeth (BB2) - Emily (BB8) - Grace (BB7) - Ife (BB11) - Imogen (BB7) - Keeley (BB11)
Liam (BB8) - Lynne (BB3) - Natalie (BB17) - Nush (BB4) - Shanessa (BB8) - Sophie (BB3) - Stephanie (BB9) - Tashie (BB12) - Zoe (BB15)

Get saving and eliminating now!

[RileyH]

save Grace, cut Emily

[Epic.]

Save Keeley Cut Liam

Liam McGough
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Boring gob who used Nicky ala *insert obnoxious male showmancer who gets the public behind them somehow here*, started ANOTHER showmance with Amy and did the same ****e with Nicky of being an annoying prick who didn't get deserved hate for it. He also joked about pulling Nicky's chair from underneath her, a crime by its own merit. He sucks and I wish he had more dislike on this forum. He's also a ****ty BOTS guest with bad opinions that make me cringe too.

[Jake.]

Save Stephanie cut Zoe

[Epic.]

Save Stephanie cut Keeley

TOO LATE :hehe:

[Babayaro.]

Save Lynne cut Natalie

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Imogen cut Shanessa

[Cal.]

Save Amma cut Elizabeth

[Jake.]

Save Lynne cut Natalie

oh WOW

[Shaun]

marc :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Save Ife? Cut Tashie? I never saw BB1/4 and remember zilch of Sophie.

[Shaun]

you're doing nothing until the writeup is done!

[Black Dagger]

you're doing nothing until the writeup is done!

It's done!!

[Jason.]

Andrew Davidson

It's been over four years since I watched BB1 so my memory is hazy but I remember I couldn't stand Andrew and I don't necessarily remember why. He was kind of a douche and an extremely tame and mild Sezer...before Sezer. Anyway he was up against Caroline in Week 2 and lost. Lol bye.

[Shaun]

Daniel-X is left with the tantalising decision of whether to eliminate Nush or Claire!

[Macie Lightfoot]

well I'm happy bc I already have a Shanessa write up on file from the CTS Rankdown from 2014 won by Susie Verrico :love: so here's time for me to be lazy.

171. Shanessa Reilly (BB8 - 12th Place))

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****ing ew. If you haven't seen BB8 but have seen BB15, Shanessa is proto-Biannca: should have been good but is actually kinda really basic and sucks! She's a rly gross stripper who openly talked about getting STDs and **** but I did see promise at first! She's obviously a messy human being and she was funny when she talked about how she wants to be Jewish because Jewish women have nice clothes, and she gave one of the worst lap dances ever so that was funny too. How could it all have gone so wrong?

Shanessa was part of the halfway house, which was a group of mid-series intruders living in a random room away from the house, and the twist was all sorts of ****ed up from a production standpoint. After everyone got to visit the main house for a little bit, they all voted for David and Kara-Louise to enter the main house and for Ziggy to enter the halfway house. Then, Shanessa won some task and swapped places with Liam. So at this point, Amy, Jonty, Liam, and Ziggy are in the halfway house and are nominated for eviction. Then for seemingly no reason at all, they got to choose four people to swap places with them or something? IDK it made absolutely no sense but it threw David and Kara-Louise and Shanessa back into the halfway house and Tracey was thrown in there too for good measure. Because everyone liked David and Kara-Louise and originally voted them into the main house, everyone was LIVID... at Amy. And Amy alone. Even though Ziggy first suggested that David/Kara-Louise/Shanessa should all go back to the halfway house and Amy only agreed with it, Amy was ****ing slaughtered by everyone. Carole, Gerry, David, Shanessa, etc. It was disgusting and one of the worst examples of everyone ganging up on a mid-series intruder. And even though Amy said that if she could have she would have saved Shanessa, and even though Ziggy was the one who suggested sending her back to the halfway house in the first place (!!!!! I can't emphasize this point enough it makes no ****ing sense), Shanessa was mad at Amy and not Ziggy :conf: and not just mad, but actively acted ****ing nasty to her for no reason.

The worst of it all was that Shanessa wasn't just not mad at Ziggy, she fancied him :omgno: she literally uttered that she wants him inside of her and, like, stole his deodorant some some ****ing souvenir or some ****. It was beyond pathetic and then Shanessa was unceremoniously evicted and nobody cared anymore. I do think that she had some potential just based on first impressions, but she's incredibly desperate (and BBUK is a show full of desperate people so her desperation standing out says a hell of a lot) and one of Those Intruders who latches onto the cool kids just because they're the cool kids. And she wanted Ziggy inside of her :facepalm: **** bitch.

[RileyH]

???) Emily Parr

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Okay so I'm not gonna lie, I don't really remember a lot about Emily. I mean apart from the racist incident which eventually led to her getting kicked out within the first 10 days, did she really do anything noteworthy? I know she had a couple of moments (I seem to keep thinking she had a spat with Chanelle?) and seemed to be getting quite popular -- until that happened. So from what I recall, Charley said something about not wanting a baby, which led Emily to reply with 'are you pushing it out, you ******?' (creds to Wiki for that) and then they flailed around a bit, and Charley was expecting Emily to be ejected - and she was. But apparently she didn't know 'the n word' was a bad word, like jesus okay.

[Jason.]

Emily is underrated.

That time she trolled Ziggy into admitting he nominated her and getting him riled up about it. :joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

So what this page tells me is that a BB8 HM's worth is directly correlated to how much they antagonized Ziggy (like when Kara-Louise got drunk during nominations and repeatedly mocked and called him GOLDILOCKS and torpedoed her game #noregrets :love:)

[Daniel-X]

Save Nush legend? Cut Claire

[Jake.]

173rd Place: Zoe Birkett

Who fancies going into probably the worst series of the show to ever air for 18 days whilst leaving no lasting impression whatsoever aside from some degrading remark towards Tesco workers?

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I’m not quite sure how all three of BB15’s newbies were sooo terrible, but they were awful in varying degrees; whilst Bianca took the crown for most gross/attention seeking and Pav had “biggest sheep” covered, Zoe was just plain nothingness. Seriously, Tesco comment aside (which wasn’t even all that bad but the fact it got her evicted was hilarious) I couldn’t name you what she did without researching. I think she liked Helen? I mean to come in, evict the best/most interesting housemate of the series and go on to do absolutely nothing is a bit of a joke in itself. And by “do nothing”, I’m not saying that loud/argumentitive people make for good television (or good housemates for that matter, *cough* Helen *cough*) but she was just so boring.

[Shaun]

She was the proto-Ellie, and for that, she must be vanquished

[Cal.]

Save Amma cut Elizabeth

Saved Amma bc she was in the top tier of BB2 housemates but that's not a hard feat I guess.

Elizabeth Woodcock

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(Above: Elizabeth posing with the woman who would one day be saved over her in TiBB's Housemate Ranking 2017. Chilling.)

Elizabeth was a really boring housemate and I don't think she ever got put up for eviction throughout the duration of BB2. Still, I don't think anybody particularly liked her that much in or outside of the house and she lasted until the day before the final along with Brian, Helen and Dean before ~shockingly~ she received the least amount of votes and was evicted (although Dean should have probably gone over her in terms of boringness but whatever). Still, she was nice and pleasant enough and I think she captured a lot of press attention when there was only a few housemates left because her sugar daddy sold naked pictures of her to the press but she seemed a bit unfazed by it all. So long Lizzy!

[Shaun]

Daniel, Lucas (AGAIN), Marc, Jason and Robert!!!

[Black Dagger]

Save Ife? Cut Tashie? I never saw BB1/4 and remember zilch of Sophie.

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Tashie Jackson

She was a whiny, self pitying first boot with no substance and instead of talking about her stint in the house I will tLk about her sex tape in detail instead because why the **** not.

I don't usually watch porn with vagina in but Big Brother always leaves me curious. I mean I saw Darnell get his dick wet. It's honestly the most cringeworthy thing going. The Big Brother theme starts to blare in the background while she blerts out that she is Tashie Jackson. She then proceeds to get ploughed in various positions by then boyfriend and "star" of Coach Trip. Fair play to the lass. She can take a dick because he takes her from behind at one stage and I commend her for that greatly. They go at it for 10 minutes. Her whining similar to that of her time in the house. It ends with her declaring that he has "filled her up" so it sounds like they had a jolly good time. Apparently she wanted Anton for the role originally. I'd have been curious to see how he would have pulled it off.

[Shaun]

:joker: i forgot about the sextape

[RileyH]

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

omg :joker:

[Epic.]

Save Keeley Cut Liam

Liam McGough
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Boring gob who used Nicky ala *insert obnoxious male showmancer who gets the public behind them somehow here*, started ANOTHER showmance with Amy and did the same ****e with Nicky of being an annoying prick who didn't get deserved hate for it. He also joked about pulling Nicky's chair from underneath her, a crime by its own merit. He sucks and I wish he had more dislike on this forum. He's also a ****ty BOTS guest with bad opinions that make me cringe too.

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[Daniel-X]

Claire:

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I couldn't be arsed looking for her surname.

Anyway, Claire was the last entrant of BB1 and Nasty Nick's replacement, although she was actually kinda sweet and endearing from what I've read and gathered from the odd clips I've seen. She was disliked though for some reason it appears as miss thing had quite a high eviction percentage, poor Claire. She was in a relationship with Tom who's actually really gross and ugly? What you doing Claire! Also, she's on a picture with Katie Price on google images. So she met royalty. Good for Claire.

[Jason.]

Andrew Davidson

It's been over four years since I watched BB1 so my memory is hazy but I remember I couldn't stand Andrew and I don't necessarily remember why. He was kind of a douche and an extremely tame and mild Sezer...before Sezer. Anyway he was up against Caroline in Week 2 and lost. Lol bye.

Hmm

[Jamie89]

Claire:

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I couldn't be arsed looking for her surname.

Anyway, Claire was the last entrant of BB1 and Nasty Nick's replacement, although she was actually kinda sweet and endearing from what I've read and gathered from the odd clips I've seen. She was disliked though for some reason it appears as miss thing had quite a high eviction percentage, poor Claire. She was in a relationship with Tom who's actually really gross and ugly? What you doing Claire! Also, she's on a picture with Katie Price on google images. So she met royalty. Good for Claire.I don't think Claire was actually disliked, it's just that she was up against Craig who was at his peak of popularity right after the nasty Nick stuff and she was new so people didn't really care enough about her to try and keep her. I dunno I was quite young at the time but I think that was the case. I remember though being in a dentists waiting room or something and she was on the front page of a magazine and had like a 2 page spread about how she was bringing so much fun into the house after being in there for like a day lmao (it's crazy to think that nowadays). Just thought I'd share that Claire memory :spin:
Oh and she's also the first ever bearer of a big brother baby (with Tom) :love:

[Jamie89]

It was also quite a controversial eviction in a way because Darren initially nominated Mel (who definitely would have gone because she was unfairly hated) but then he was allowed to redo his noms and he changed it to Claire (I think the housemates overheard his noms and she guilt tripped him or something <3

[Shaun]

Just waiting on Marc now, Jason you can nominate whenever you're ready!

[Babayaro.]

Saved Lynne Moncrieff

Eliminated Natalie Rowe

I saved Lynne because she is Scottish and she scalped boring Spencer. :)

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I am pretty tired from work so will make this short and sweet. A bit like Natalie's time in the house pmsl :thumbs2: Natalie was the series' token bitch who would "say it as it is" and I do admit that she contributed and was a technically good housemate. But oh my word, wasn't she a dickhead. Her overly argumentative nature began to grate as it became apparent that apart from having screaming matches with Jayne, she didn't offer much else. I suppose that's fine for a week 2 boot so idc. I'm sure there's stuff I'm missing out but I cba reading wikipedia and my ability to memorise most Channel 5 series isn't very good so there you go! Oh and also I had some tea on her before she even entered the house as a good friend of mine knows one of the make-up artists/stylists or whatever, who worked at BB that series and apparently Natalie made her cry! :shocked: What a bloody cow, she is!!

[Ross.]

THE Natalie Rowe :love:

[reece(:]

Natalie offered much more but the producers only decided to show her raging! Except that time she had a good politics debate with Andy and Jason :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

The only Channel 5 series I can properly remember is BB14 welp

[Jason.]

Natalie was such an awful person but a great housemate that I couldn't really take her seriously :joker:

[Shaun]

Jason's nominations are in...

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Carole (BB8) - Chanelle (BB8) - Chris (BB13) - Craig (BB1) - George (BB7) - Jack (BB16) - Jon (BB4) - Jonty (BB8) - Lee (BB3)
Lisa (BB7) - Marc (BB16) - Paul (BB2) - Ray (BB4) - Sam (BB18) - Simon (BB16) - Stuart (BB9) - Tom (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Get saving and eliminating now!

[Shaun]

Saved Showbiz much like Simon Gross has multiple times (ignoring the multiple cons and dramas he's apparently embroiled with).

166th: Lisa Huo (BB7)

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Long before she became an internet troll (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3977796/Ex-Big-Brother-housemate-avoids-jail-despite-admitting-trolling-grieving-woman-death-younger-brother-warped-Facebook-posts.html), Lisa Huo whizzed into BB7 and, at first, seemed like she'd be a fun ball of energy! She was made leader of the Brotherhood with Shahbaz, and found everyone 'mint', but the positive act didn't last long. A bunny boiler edit with Pete began to form, and when he began to nominate her, it looked like curtains. Her tantrums saw her rub the likes of Richard, Aisleyne and Susie the wrong way, and the public grew tired of her potty mouth. Loud, angry + foreign is never a good mix with the British public, and so she was evicted 5th. 60% against Nikki, Imogen and Mikey.

Lisa: "Do you think the house would be better off without me?"
Glyn: "No, I think it'd be less entertaining."
Lisa: "True."

Glyn is best remembered for cooking an egg, so your entertainment value is hereby revoked Lisa! GET OUT!

[Macie Lightfoot]

omg thank **** for not being screwed over by time zones for once :love:

I shall...... cut Ray and save Lee (why am I always the one who ends up writing about early franchise BBUK???)

[Shaun]

you had so many to choose from, too!

[Macie Lightfoot]

I know but I don't feel super strongly about any of them :( I mean, I ****ing HATE Ziggy and Marcqk and I have random likings for Carole (okay that one's not so random), Down To Earth Fatty Jack, and Jonty, but I'm gonna rely on everyone else to do the right thing......x

[Jake.]

Save Carole, cut Marc

[Daniel-X]

Save Chanelle, cut Jack

[Black Dagger]

Save Chris and cut Stuart.

[Babayaro.]

Save Craig cut Sam

[Cal.]

Save Tom cut Paul

[RileyH]

Save Jon, cut Ziggy i guess

[Shaun]

Robert. is left with George and Jonty!

[Epic.]

Save Jonty Axe Curious George

[Shaun]

Saved Showbiz much like Simon Gross has multiple times (ignoring the multiple cons and dramas he's apparently embroiled with).

166th: Lisa Huo (BB7)

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9349205.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Lisa.jpg

Long before she became an internet troll (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3977796/Ex-Big-Brother-housemate-avoids-jail-despite-admitting-trolling-grieving-woman-death-younger-brother-warped-Facebook-posts.html), Lisa Huo whizzed into BB7 and, at first, seemed like she'd be a fun ball of energy! She was made leader of the Brotherhood with Shahbaz, and found everyone 'mint', but the positive act didn't last long. A bunny boiler edit with Pete began to form, and when he began to nominate her, it looked like curtains. Her tantrums saw her rub the likes of Richard, Aisleyne and Susie the wrong way, and the public grew tired of her potty mouth. Loud, angry + foreign is never a good mix with the British public, and so she was evicted 5th. 60% against Nikki, Imogen and Mikey.

Lisa: "Do you think the house would be better off without me?"
Glyn: "No, I think it'd be less entertaining."
Lisa: "True."

Glyn is best remembered for cooking an egg, so your entertainment value is hereby revoked Lisa! GET OUT!

I think this is the first time I've been the first one to do the writeup :ninja2:

[Cal.]

Save Tom cut Paul

Saved Tom bc he turned out to be a decent housemate!

Paul Clarke

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/8/87/30598976001218801984817.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130428160047

Paul survived like loads of evictions. He took out Stuart, Narinder, Bubble and Amma before finally getting evicted by his romantic partner Helen. Paul and Helen were like the first BB showmance but they weren't actually a showmance because their love for each other grew each week and it was slightly controversial because Helen still had a boyfriend on the outside (or thought she did - Davina used to give loads of info on the eviction shows and I think she said he had dumped Helen whilst she was in the house!) but Paul and Helen were actually loved by the public and Paul was only evicted because Helen was so popular and a favourite to win. I wasn't really much for Paul hence why I cut him but he wasn't the worse person and he's well remembered for saying he lived the life of an international popstar whilst having a date with Helen in the special BB snug area. Bye Paul!

[Macie Lightfoot]

165. Ray Shah (BB4 - 2nd Place)

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I've actually silently been calling for Ray's head for a while now because he SUCKS, and what sucks more is that some people think that because he has A Personality and Did Things he is by default one of the better BB4 HMs, but that is simply not true! He SUCKS. When I say that he "has a personality" what I mean is that he was only moderately boring, not morbidly boring, but his ~antics~ just made me hate him more! Ray was that guy would who throw uncomfortable temper tantrums about the tasks and other things Big Brother did. He would like... curse up a storm and throw objects and scream in the Diary Room, and then the YouTube comments would talk about how he's A Bloody Legend for standing up to Big Brother when all he did was moan and scream and look like an ass. It wasn't amusing, it wasn't funny, it was just very uncomfortable.

Ray was also kind of a twat at the end of the day because he screwed over Lisa AND Nush in back-to-back weeks and left us with literally the most boring F4 of all time, so I would consider #165 wayyyyyy too high in this arbitrary ranking of contestants on a dying British reality television series.

[Jake.]

164th Place: Marc O'Neill
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"**** YEAH THIS IS BIG MARC'S HOUSE NOW!!"

Sad thing is, Marc wasn't really wrong either. Sent in during THE WORST BB twist to date in order to "spice things up" and "boost ratings", Marc was a massive tryhard and remained as such for the duration of his stay. Producers desperatley kept him in at every opportunity, whether it was making his eviction a fake one or just keeping him immune for a week or two, bc you know why not. Watching someone treat others like crap is obviously really entertaining and nothing beats a good months worth of it. We then had the absolute pleasure of being treated to Helen Wood's return, which meant both her and Legend Marc quickly doubled up and went about their hilarious antics together!

The ONLY positives I can take from his time in the house is from Jade on the first night he entered, with the likes of; "I wouldn't dip your feet in this pool!" along with sipping on her champagne waiting for him outside the diary room just so she could say "Awww did somebody get a warning???". So yeah well done Marc you actually helped contribute something of worth.

[RileyH]

159) Ziggy Lichman

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3648591.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Ziggy-Lichman.jpg

So, where to begin. First of all I didn't have much to choose from, and I don't feel strongly towards Ziggy like others but I still dislike him so he has to go? Anyway, Ziggy was put in the house on Day 3 after the female-only cast flopped in the ratings. He was okay when he was with Charley, I guess but then he started to get it on with Miss Hayes and it all went a bit downhill tbh. Aside from the 'it's not you it's me' (which is iconic btw) he didn't really do much and basically used Chanelle. I do know he dated Mercedes McQueen somehow for a while outside the house so good for him.

[Shaun]

4 more writeups chaps!

[Epic.]

158. George Askew
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/Big_Brother_7/day1/normal_george-c.jpg

George was for the most an insignificant bore but also! He was a lowkey Shahbaz bully. That's a point of discussion worth mentioning for plenty of the BB7 housemaes but in George's case in particular it was irksome. There was the time in which almost the whole house exited a room just because Shahbaz entered like the bunch of wastes of skin they are while George stayed beside Shahbaz with a "No I don't follow the crowd, *I'm* my own person...". Nauseatingly, this lowkey moral highground got tarnished by him joining a bunch of other douchebags in stealing his clothes and locking him out of the house so maybe he should sort his own person out before claiming to be his own person. Then he walked because he "didn't want to be famous". I theorize more it was out of regret for bullying someone who only wanted ~a little bit of theatre~

and am i right or wrong in believing shahbaz has avoided being in a nomination pool yet? (:joker: :love: )

[Daniel.]

I guess you forgot to mention he was one of the most gorgeous ever

[Shaun]

still 3 writeups :idc: lucas & marc this is your final warning!!!

[Black Dagger]

Save Chris and cut Stuart.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/0/08/Stuart_Pilkington.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130520175426

The absolute definition of coasting on his looks alone. Had the personality of a dry piece of toast. Mostly known for missing his daughter and wearing guyliner. Stuart spent weeks under the radar before coming up against Welsh legend Rachel Rice in which Davina laughed at her getting booed. ****ing bitch. Glad I gave her abuse in the Lenny Henry video now. Go find some families. He was subsequently evicted shortly after and is involved in one of the more embarrassing evictions of the franchise in which he tried to crowd surf. Sadly the audience had been watching the show and quite rightly left him to flop and go face first. While security hurried to his rescue.

2/10 housemate. Snore fest. Would recommend coffee

[Babayaro.]

FFS I just wrote it all up and its gone for some reason **** sake

[Babayaro.]

Ok I cannot be BOTHERED typing all of that out again so I'll just summarise. Here's a picture of Sam :)

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sam.png

Anyway. I basically said that I saved Craig bc he won the first series and if it wasn't for him confronting Nick then we might not have had any more series of BB. Bit dramatic. Moving on to Sam. I haven't watched much of BB18 but from what I did see of Sam's time in the house, he looked like a **** housemate. He tried to square up to Sue but was stopped by someone in the pool and was also moronic enough not to claim £20,000 for himself by simply pushing a button. Flop. Oh and I also talked about how he joined the club of bad housemates who are called Sam. Evans and Giffen now have company. Stupid thing to mention as there are more good Sam's than there are bad - Pepper, Heuston, Kay and Brodie. Am I missing anyone? Samantha from Samanda doesn't count imo. An uneven write-up for an...uneven housemate???? :/

[Shaun]

thank you good sistren

Lucas can now nominate since we're just waiting for Daniel-X

[Shaun]

Lucas' nominations are in...

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Amma (BB2) - Amy & Sally (BB16) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB17) - Christopher (BB15) - Dale (BB9) - David (BB10) - Grace (BB7)
Imogen (BB7) - Jemima (BB14) - Jennifer (BB9) - Josie (BB11) - Lee (BB3) - Luke A (BB13) - Simone (BB18) - Sophie (BB10) - Tim (BB3)

Get saving and eliminating now! Daniel-X, you can make your decision once we have a writeup!

[Shaun]

saved Jemima (I think for the second time?) because she is BB14's legend that wasn't a member of the Travers family.

I have axed...

157th: Sophie Reade (BB10, Winner)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/10/article-1192191-054C2FEC000005DC-148_468x330.jpg

Big Brother 10 was the beginning of the end for me - I'd joined just in the build-up to BB8 and had been quietly enjoying the show without any sort of forum-use prior, and both BB8 and BB9 - whilst both with their faults - went by in an eventful and entertaining breeze. Both shows still felt like "an event" and Big Brother 10... even before the announcement it would be cancelled (which I think came around Week 5 of BB10?) it just drained the life out of the series for me.

When I look back on it, it's hard to pinpoint why. The ridiculous number of housemates? The injection of housemates' (ex)boyfriends for drama? The inevitable alienation of everyone that wasn't chavvy and boring?

What I would argue must be a - however marginal - factor is its winner. Who among us can honestly recall a Sophie Reade moment? Yes, Macie probably has several, but who among us normal folk? HMM?

Sophie is the definition of coasting winner and whilst some this year compared Isabelle to her, Isabelle had the added bonuses of:

a) fighting a good fight and tearing down Lotan, King of the *****
b) having the best striptease of all time (against said 'King')
and c) being a benevolent, selfless goddess that never truly appreciated herself.

Now whilst C may indeed apply to Sophie (I can't remember her sacrificing herself for evictions/rewards but she certainly had the underdog arc), nothing else would possibly argue "deserving winner" other than the fact she stood against 4 debatable men. My personal winner of that final was Siavash, but I know that's a dirty word on here so I won't pursue that line of reasoning.

But for me Sophie is defined by drifting through with the popular crowd in the house, who were for the most part a rag-tag bunch of gobshites that were perhaps the most predictable clique of BBUK history, shacking up with Kris for all of 19 minutes, and...I don't know? Nuts magazine wanks?

She just bored the ****ing hell out of me and will never, ever, be a deserving winner.

[RileyH]

save Amy & Sally, cut Simone

[Shaun]

oh yay, the twins were my close 2nd in terms of "who should i save? :think:" (simone would've been third but oh well)

[Babayaro.]

Save Callum bin Dale

[Jake.]

Save Grace cut Jennifer

[Cal.]

Save Charlie cut Christopher

[Epic.]

Save Luke A and Cut Lee

152. Lee Davey
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/5/58/Lee_Davey.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130505160504

Lee was a really annoying camera-panderer, ever since his obnoxious VT of him taking his clothes off, and if you know me you know how much I can't stand people like who embrace camera-mugging as if they hold some kind of monetary importance. He did various annoying stripping, and asking people vocally just WHO will win(!!) He tried multiple showmances, moving on to his second because the first (Adele) humiliated and rejected him by revealing she already had a girlfriend. Despite all this, he also had a girlfriend on the outside, something of which Davina called him out on :joker:

[Shaun]

*prays for Miss Sedicki*

[Jason.]

Saving the underrated Miss Seddiki. Buy Judas on iTunes!

Josie Gibson

http://assets.sport.ro/assets/protv/2013/03/13/image_galleries/31349/asa-arata-anul-trecut-acum-a-slabit-si-are-dimensiuni-de-fotomodel-cu-o-singura-exceptie_size1.jpg

I don't hate Josie, I just don't care much for her. At all. Or even BB11 for that matter. And she was a pretty big part of that series, with what being the other half of a showmance that I also didn't care about. She ended up winning with almost 80% of the vote against five people and I'm sure that's the highest winning percentage ever, but that isn't really much of an achievement when your competition consists of Dave and JJ. Anyway, she's made a name for herself after the show and is one of the more famous ex-housemates (as famous as post-2006 BB will get you anyway) and she lost a lot of weight so good for her!

Why does that last bit sound like something from a Cal write-up?

[Daniel.]

Save Judas, cut Josie

Were never talking again

[Jason.]

*prays for Miss Sedicki*

I'm glad I wasn't too late before someone cut her for not being Michelle or Nadia.

So underrated.

[Jason.]

Were never talking again

No one curr about Josie!

[Daniel.]

No one curr about Josie!

Poor Louisa?

I meant Imogen!

[Jason.]

Poor Louisa?

I meant Imogen!

:joker:

I was going to save her, but someone else would anyway so might as well go with an underrated housemate that was in danger of being cut. :laugh:

[Rufus]

Save Charlie cut Christopher

Ew

[Macie Lightfoot]

save David cut Amma

The fact that Tim Culley keeps getting nominated though is ABSURD omfg

[Cal.]

Ew

Shut up BIG GOB

[Shaun]

I am fairly sure I know how this vote will swing, but Daniel-X, you are left with Imogen and Tim when you've written a lil' bit about Jack McDermott!

[Jake.]

154th Place: Jennifer Clark
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/9/99/Jennifer5.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130516170635

“Rex what ‘av yous don to me painting man?” - You wouldn’t have thought that a smudge of pizza would go on to cause as much turmoil as it did, but I don’t really care for either side in the actual incident itself; Rex was immature for doing it in the first place and Jennifer’s response was simply ridiculous. Obviously things really got heated and Dennis spat at Mo and was thankfully given the boot.

So why have I scrapped Jen? People on here mention victim-shaming in BB and bring up the obvious examples (Sarah/Joel etc) but nobody ever seems to bring up this one: “Mo I hope you know how disgusten you are and the public are gonna see you for what you are too”. Now, I know that’s not the exact quote, but what the ****? Was Jennifer that thick that she didn’t understand spitting in someone else’s face is morally wrong and disgusting? She was swiftly evicted in the third week with 89.7% (!) of the vote and yeah the boos were horrendous but then she was pretty horrendous too.

[RileyH]

156) Simone Reed

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I don't really know where to start with Simone tbh. She entered as a second chance housemate with Sam, Sue and Andrew and seemed alright for the first few days then that all turned a bit ****. Let's not forget how ****ing annoying she was on launch night as well. From what I remember I think she got in an argument with someone and then cried to Sue and said how she was arrested and stuff, and that was nice. And the time she was laughing her head off in the garden during the Sam v Sue argument. And the time she was sat in bed at 3am eating crisps with lager. But then she started stuffing bread up her arse and running around like a loon. She was evicted through the back door during The Hunt task and then changed a lot of people's (including me) minds about her during her interview, saying she was just trying to fit in and was doing it for her brother - which made it even worse when she spat on Andrew at the final smh. And that's the story of Simone Reed.

[Babayaro.]

*fourth week

[Shaun]

Jake and Riley, you are my favourite children

[Epic.]

Save Luke A and Cut Lee

152. Lee Davey
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/5/58/Lee_Davey.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130505160504

Lee was a really annoying camera-panderer, ever since his obnoxious VT of him taking his clothes off, and if you know me you know how much I can't stand people like who embrace camera-mugging as if they hold some kind of monetary importance. He did various annoying stripping, and asking people vocally just WHO will win(!!) He tried multiple showmances, moving on to his second because the first (Adele) humiliated and rejected him by revealing she already had a girlfriend. Despite all this, he also had a girlfriend on the outside, something of which Davina called him out on :joker:

.

[RileyH]

Jake and Riley, you are my favourite children

:)

[Babayaro.]

Lee was also the oldest looking 21 year old ever

[Daniel-X]

I completely forgot about this both will be up in due course but for now... cut Imogen, save Tim

[Macie Lightfoot]

People on here mention victim-shaming in BB and bring up the obvious examples (Sarah/Joel etc) but nobody ever seems to bring up this one: “Mo I hope you know how disgusten you are and the public are gonna see you for what you are too”. Now, I know that’s not the exact quote, but what the ****? Was Jennifer that thick that she didn’t understand spitting in someone else’s face is morally wrong and disgusting?

As someone in the midst of a slow BB9 rewatch and recent Jennifer convert, I feel the need to respond (also as someone who brought up the Sarah/Joel thing in this very thread at one point!) To me, the difference is that A of all) literally nobody sided with Jennifer since Dennis's ejection was clear as day the right choice. For some reason, the Aaron ejection is a bit more contested so there are actual some forums posters who still think he was unfairly ejected and think that Sarah Was Right About Joel, and B of all) I'm sorry but Jennifer was *SUCH* a ****ing cartoon character and her morph into a shrieking harpy came out of nowhere that I ate that **** up. "YEAH WELL LET'S HOPE JUSTICE IS SERVED, YEAH? LET'S HOPE MOHAMED GOES!" and "NO THEY WON'T THOUGH, NO THEY WON'T LUKE! BECAUSE THEY'LL FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE WOZ *SPAT ON*!!!!!" like the vitriol that came out of her mouth and the mental gymnastics she performed to justify the actions of her friends was ****ing exquisite and she put on a masterclass on how to totally succumb to your own delusions and paranoia, to the point where she lectured Big Brother on applying the rules capriciously. Like duh, she was a piece of **** once Spitgate happened but wow did she fully commit.

[Shaun]

I completely forgot about this both will be up in due course but for now... cut Imogen, save Tim

:omgno: I didn't see this coming

[Shaun]

5 writeups please! :oh:

and then Macie can nominate (or when there's just 1 or 2 left, anyway)

[Babayaro.]

Saved Callum Knell

Eliminated Dale Howard

I saved Callum (again) because he was BB14's best housemate!

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/dale.png


Dale was a wanker. He was pretty much invisible for the first couple of weeks but wasted no time in finding his showmance partner. And what a dull pair it was, jesus. He wasn't a horrible person but he just reminds me of that guy at school who is good at everything and is cocky little bastard about it, but gets away with it because he's 'fit :p'. He acted like SUCH a bellend during spitgate, where he kept on trying to be the hero along with Stuart, and telling Rex about fifty times to apologise to Jennifer. I'm struggling to come up with any good moments he had tbh, which tells you all you need to know about the guy. As if his cringeworthy VT hadn't already made you think he was a bit of a fool lol. He was evicted in week 9 (65 days!!!!!! :/) against his friend Stuart after begging to be put up for weeks. He probably thought he would survive but he seemed happy when Davina said his name so idk.

[Shaun]

Daniel-X, Cal, Jason and Macie :oh: :oh: :oh: this is getting stupid now

[Macie Lightfoot]

coming tonight sis x

[Cal.]

Daniel-X, Cal, Jason and Macie :oh: :oh: :oh: this is getting stupid now

I've hardly ever owed a write up before :oh:

[Cal.]

Save Charlie cut Christopher

Christopher Hall

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/14/29/768x432/gallery_bb_christopher.jpg

What do I say about CHRISTOFEEERRRR? He was some journalist (?) that entered on the second night of the two part launch and was really annoying and pretentious. I can't remember a lot about him tbh but he was on #TeamAshleigh but didn't hate Helen as much as the others and she didn't seem to hate him as much? (Unless I've gotten that really wrong) He was involved in some weird showmance with Mark and they snogged in the store room where the camera couldn't see them but we could hear weird noises anyhow. He was also the power housemate with Ash and evicted Chris as far as I remember? Anyhow he was the most popular male of the series and ended up finishing in third place because I think he did stand up to Helen at one point? Idk

[Shaun]

I've hardly ever owed a write up before :oh:

don't blemish that good record then sis :oh:

[Jason.]

Hmm I'll write up mine in a bit!

[Jason.]

*covers left eye* so DON'T COME FOR ME

[Daniel-X]

Mine will be done before midnight I promise xxx

[Shaun]

*covers left eye* so DON'T COME FOR ME

https://i.giphy.com/media/l4FsrBIxSA1Sjazxm/giphy.gif

[Macie Lightfoot]

150. Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2 - 7th Place)

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wow another early franchise write up for me! So let me get straight to the point, Amma actually sucks and should NOT be in the top 150 even just barely!!! I know lots of people think she should be good bc she's a black girl named Amma and a lot of people actively try to enjoy her when watching her, but no she's kind of a ****ty bore sorry to say. She actually did start out with a lot of potential, having some sob story about being a stripper who was raped and/or had an abortion, and she also had an EPIQUE meltdown where she just screamed at the top of her lungs about how Stuart is a smug piece of **** and Friday needs to come so the public can get him OUT which, yes, duh.

Unfortunately all of that happened in the first ~16 days and then it all went downhill from there. Amma is REALLY ****ing weird and she has zero social skills in a way that makes me pity her more than be entertained by her. Like most people in 2001, she did Big Brother for The Experience and To Learn About Herself, and she was *REALLY* intense about it. Like, to the point where she would lobby criticisms at others without realizing how rude she was and then get offended when people wouldn't throw criticisms back at her because they function like emotionally stable humans in a social setting do!!!!! I was just really weirded out by it all and she's one of those people who takes being brutally honest to frightening levels. And not even in a "say it to mah face xx" Helen Wood type of way, which is awful but at least trite and we've seen it before. Amma did it in a "what do you mean you are not going to directly list and point out all my character flaws and bad traits HOW DARE YOU" and yes how dare I eliminate you finally x.

[Shaun]

Macie, you can now nominate (either post them yourself, or PM me, I don't mind) :spin2:

Daniel and Jason if they're not done today you're being replaced! End of!

[Jason.]

Saving the underrated Miss Seddiki. Buy Judas on iTunes!

Josie Gibson

http://assets.sport.ro/assets/protv/2013/03/13/image_galleries/31349/asa-arata-anul-trecut-acum-a-slabit-si-are-dimensiuni-de-fotomodel-cu-o-singura-exceptie_size1.jpg

I don't hate Josie, I just don't care much for her. At all. Or even BB11 for that matter. And she was a pretty big part of that series, with what being the other half of a showmance that I also didn't care about. She ended up winning with almost 80% of the vote against five people and I'm sure that's the highest winning percentage ever, but that isn't really much of an achievement when your competition consists of Dave and JJ. Anyway, she's made a name for herself after the show and is one of the more famous ex-housemates (as famous as post-2006 BB will get you anyway) and she lost a lot of weight so good for her!

Why does that last bit sound like something from a Cal write-up?

It's been 84 years but it's here

[Macie Lightfoot]

IT'S BEEN SEVEN HOURS AND FIFTEEN DAYS x

[Shaun]

just get the noms out of the way sis :'(

[Macie Lightfoot]

My nominations are in...

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Alison (BB3) - Brian (BB2) - Chris (BB13) - Craig (BB1) - Dan (BB5) - Freddie (BB10) - Grace (BB7) - Hazel (BB14) - Jayne (BB7)
Kate (BB3) - Mark (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rebeckah (BB12) - Rodrigo (BB10) - Shahbaz (BB7) - Simon (BB16) - Toya (BB15) - Wolfy (BB14)

Get eliminating and saving now!

[Shaun]

Saved Shahbaz because he made BB7 for me.

Axed:

148th: Grace Adams-Short (BB7)
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Because she pretty much ruined BB7 for me!

Were she not a totem for the nostalgia we feel for the BB5-7 holy trinity, Grace would rightly be derided as one of the nastiest and least entertaining housemates of all time and I refuse to hear otherwise! She was shallow, vain, vapidly bitchy, and the chucking of water over Susie remains to this day one of the most pathetic and childish actions undertaken by a Big Brother Housemate (a category that includes crying over a smudged painting, calling an Indian 'poppadom', and being called Joel Williams!)

What's more - she wasn't just a bitch, she was a boring one. Her romance with Mikey - whilst, it would seem, genune - drained airtime and made the post-walks and ejections weeks of the series largely unbearable. I shudder with the memory of how much of those highlights episodes were devoted to them cuddling in bed or cuddling in 'Nowhere'.

Meh, why write more when this pretty much sums her up:

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Trash trash trash.

(also not to be shallow or anything but in what ****ing world was she a 'BB babe' like most of the tabloids that series were determined to assert? I mean really!)

[Black Dagger]

Save Showbiz, cut .. Rebeckah

[Jake.]

Final Pass Hazel, cut Toya

[RileyH]

save Mark, cut Wolfy

[Babayaro.]

Save Mohamed, cut Jayne.

[Daniel-X]

Imogen Thomas:

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Boring Welsh slag who spoke Welsh in the house and subsequently got told off by big brother for it because they couldn't be arsed subtitling her conversation, even though she was STUPENDOUSLY dull so probably said nothing of worth anyway. Her best defining moment is when Nikki tells Mikey to bite her toe and Imogen gets a tad pisses off, the fact is Imogen is a nice girl but lost in the big characters of BB7. Anyway I think this is 100 words I just really bad for not doing them sorry Shaun my precious!

[Daniel-X]

Jack McDermott:

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WHO ATE ALL THE PIE-?

Probably Pieface. Jack was that one housemate from the moment his VT rolled, you knew you'd absolutely loathe him but the public would fall hook, line and sinker for his 'big fat funny guy' act (a stunt they've seen pulled thousands of times on this show and others) and thus he was immediately the favourite to win. He 'won' the series three days in and got the chance to take a really nice car but rinse the house of the prize fund (this never would've happened lbr BB would've reinstated it with some ****ty excuse) but decided not to go through with it. A shame. A shame because the public gradually turned on Jack and saw him for the arrogant, annoying, bitchy and miserable person he was as slowly the cracks began to shine through on his James Corden-esque character. This is actually when I started liking Jack more funnily enough, but we know how fickle the public are and he became number one enemy. He cockroaches a few evictions (God knows how because he was always leading the tellymix poll by a large percent) and managed to make the final and in the end he became... MY WINNER because the rest of the housemates were so ****ing appalling that year. So I actually only disliked Jack for the portion of the series the public loved him which kind of summarises my complex personality up quite nicely. Cheerio Jack!

Never forget the moment Nikki told him he had 200k followers, iconic.

[Daniel-X]

I shall save Rodrigo and cut Dan

[Cal.]

Save Brian, cut Allison

[Epic.]

Final Pass Hazel, cut Toya

Oh for ****ing ****s sake **** **** ****

[Epic.]

Cancel Freddie Save... Kate i guess?

[Shaun]

Thank you Daniel :love:

Jason is left with Mark Byron & Brian Dowling :( two gods who should both go further.

[Jason.]

Wait Cal saved Brian?

[Jason.]

And Riley saved Mark

So WHO am I left with?!

[Shaun]

who the bloody hell is left then

[Shaun]

oh Chris and Craig

[LemonJam]

Chris and Craig? (Hi i read this btw great job everyone)

[Jason.]

I cut both

[Shaun]

*replaces the bowl of Craig Coates quotes I have left outside to lure in LemonJam. He is now nourished*

[LemonJam]

:joker:

[Jason.]

Save Craig because he shares the same name as Craig Coates.

Cut Chris because he shares the same name as Chris Wright.

Craig Coates is better than Chris Wright.

I feel this is a fair reason.

[Shaun]

some questionable footsteps there but we've reached our destination! Babayaro, consider your next nominations whilst we take 5 days to complete this next charade

[Jason.]

some questionable footsteps there but we've reached our destination! Babayaro, consider your next nominations whilst we take 5 days to complete this next charade

I feel this is shade directed at me and I warned you about lipping off!

[Shaun]

just teasing your "sharing the same names as" reasoning that's all!

[Shaun]

Saved Shahbaz because he made BB7 for me.

Axed:

148th: Grace Adams-Short (BB7)
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Because she pretty much ruined BB7 for me!

Were she not a totem for the nostalgia we feel for the BB5-7 holy trinity, Grace would rightly be derided as one of the nastiest and least entertaining housemates of all time and I refuse to hear otherwise! She was shallow, vain, vapidly bitchy, and the chucking of water over Susie remains to this day one of the most pathetic and childish actions undertaken by a Big Brother Housemate (a category that includes crying over a smudged painting, calling an Indian 'poppadom', and being called Joel Williams!)

What's more - she wasn't just a bitch, she was a boring one. Her romance with Mikey - whilst, it would seem, genune - drained airtime and made the post-walks and ejections weeks of the series largely unbearable. I shudder with the memory of how much of those highlights episodes were devoted to them cuddling in bed or cuddling in 'Nowhere'.

Meh, why write more when this pretty much sums her up:

hO1haEFjEz4

Trash trash trash.

(also not to be shallow or anything but in what ****ing world was she a 'BB babe' like most of the tabloids that series were determined to assert? I mean really!)

Look everyone! It's possible to do this quickly! :oh:

[Epic.]

And Riley saved Mark

So WHO am I left with?!

I THINK you're left with Chris BB13 and Craig BB1

[RileyH]

Look everyone! It's possible to do this quickly! :oh:

get them

[Jason.]

Chris James

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I nominated Chris during both of my rounds and he was saved, so it's only fitting that I finally get to cut him because he was actually pretty awful. BB13 is filled with a handful of loathsome people like your Conor's and Arron's and Becky's, but I feel like Chris gets an easy way out because a) he didn't threaten to rape a woman and b) because he's just an irrelevant Week 2 boot in the grand scheme of things. I'm not saying he's as bad as those I listed, but he was so ****ing annoying and dare I say it, probably worse than Arron during the week they were both up. He had this irrational hatred for Luke S after they had a minor disagreement over something so trivial that I can't even remember, which led to Chris being all like "We're going to clash, me and you!" and that was pretty embarrassing on his part because he made Luke S look like a likable human being. He was also archenemies with Becky too, which makes me laugh for some random reason. I recall their argument in the bedroom where Chris was all "YOU'VE PICKED YOURSELF THE WRONG PERSON!" with his head about to explode, meanwhile Becky was calmly sat on her bed all like "MHHHMM yes honey :) Oh I knor :) I knor :)" and he probably was right about his judgement as Becky turned out to be a total **** later on in the series, but sadly Chris wasn't all that righteous himself. He also had a really offensive voice and he must be the oldest looking twenty-one year old ever?

[Jason.]

I THINK you're left with Chris BB13 and Craig BB1

Thanks for that!

[Epic.]

Thanks for that!

My reply sent too late oops

[Daniel.]

I cant believe Grace won

[RileyH]

145) Wolfy Millington

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When I think about it, I don't like many of the BB14 cast and Wolfy may be the one I hated the most. She was the clear favourite on Day 1 somehow until she just became way too cocky telling Dexter that she will make the final. Look how that turned out love. I'm sure I saw something about her getting death threats or some **** lmao. She was an annoying **** before that as well don't get me wrong, it just seems to be that that made the public turn against her and she was evicted about 10 days after to boos that she rightfully deserved. She just seemed to take it in though, telling the crowd to 'boo more' and yelling 'is that all ya got?'. Stay classy Wolfy.

Just gonna leave this here as well:
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[Cal.]

Save Brian, cut Allison

I don't remember cutting Alison I meant to cut Chris but Jason did it anyway lol! Anyway saved Brian cos he's a legend.

Alison Hammond

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Proving how big Big Brother actually was back then, Alison has managed to carve a fairly modest ~career~ out of being in the house for just 15 days which hasn't just been full of naked photo shoots, countless reappearances on the show and celebrity Twitter spats (although she has had her fair share of reality television shows!) and she's the only civilian Big Brother housemate will ever be cast on I'm A Celebrity so I guess she's a legend in that respect? Anyway Alison was kind of annoying and just made jokes with Johnny about how fat she was and she was really annoying one time when Spencer wanted to sleep in the girls room and she wouldn't let him because god forbid her mum see her in bed with a boy on television or something like NEWS FLASH Alison he was there for Kate not you hon! She also broke a table by bouncing on it which is a hilarious moment and probably would be remembered more if her subsequent television media career didn't tarnish it. So yeah, well done you Alison Hammond for carving a career out of a fortnight in Big Brother and apparently you were good on Strictly according to MB? Idk I'll take his word for it. Bye.

[Jake.]

146th Place: Toya Washington
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Ok so I'll start this off by paying Toya her dues because that episode where it was her vs the entire house was pretty outstanding and "I'm Winston! Uhh, uhh, uhh!" was iconic.

So that's the good stuff aside. Toya is held in pretty high regard here on TiBB and I don't really understand why, because, like the majority of 15's cast, she was a colossal bellend. She had her nose stuck firmly up Helen's arse cheeks which meant she was also capable of being a nasty, rude bitch. Whether it be arguing with Christopher for the sake or arguing (and in Toya's case, arguing consisted of a lot of talking over the other person), or being sooo unpleasant to Jale (an example being Jale walking into the kitchen and being like "morning!!" and Toya plainly ignoring/staring at her simply because Helen didn't like her), yeah she just was a bit unpleasant.

[Shaun]

4 left to do!

[Black Dagger]

Save Showbiz, cut .. Rebeckah

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, IT'S SHOWBIZ /Vine x

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Rebeckah Vaughan

Rebeckah entered the show with a great deal of promise and a chance of going far in the series, her VT put her in great stead, showcasing how she's a charity gal who will stand up for her charity and her determination would never set her back in achieving what she wanted to do, which good on you gal, you got 2nd favourite with the bookies off the back of it, however just 72 hours later, it all came crashing down to Earth and she was given the story arc of 'basic blonde bitch' and she ran with it, after branding Baywatch star Pamela Anderson 'a ****ing slag' while gobbling on a banana like it was yesterday's Tinder hook up. Also while in the house she led astray one of the most deluded housemates to enter the show, 'serial rapper' Aden who just couldn't hold down Rebeckah with his charm offensive and raps, only wanting him for cuddles and disposing of him whenever he felt anything could become at all serious, bless him. Chavvy little rodent. But yes, back to Rebeckah, she's also pissed on people, and has no remorse for it and watersports aren't my thing in the slightest, so she can get the **** out of here tbqfh with you.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Mohamed Mohamed

Eliminated Jayne Kitt

I saved legend Mo for a second time because he was a nice fella :spin:


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Now, don't get me wrong, I liked Jayne's stint in the house. She was an unfiltered MESS who would be great in today's version. However, I have to cut her because we're now into the top 150 and I just don't think she was that good a housemate to warrant a place in it. Inb4 the "But u saved Greedy Mo what the hell" posts. Hmm I'm trying to think of specific moments from her but I do know she had quite a few funny ones, like randomly entering the house during the day, wearing an England shirt lmao. Oh and she discussed nominations a lot, didn't she? Which got Nikki evicted oop. Jayne did that? That should be enough now.

[Shaun]

Daniel-X and Robert, we are waiting!

[Epic.]

141. Freddie Fisher
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About ****ing time. Freddie really annoyed me over time with his pathetic persona of "winding people up" with egregious sexual threats and loud provoking volume that looked embarassing. It's sad that I started off liking him but his role just became more and more transparently irritating to listen to and his repeated survival of evictions he just narrowly avoided eviction from just pushed his ego to even more dangerously annoying levels with each one. He gave me shivers and that's not even mentioning he has the creepy name "Freddie Fisher". One of the big ruiners of BB10

[Shaun]

Chop chop Daniel!

[Shaun]

Last chance today! Marc, nominate!

[Daniel-X]

Dan Bryan:
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Dan doesn't offend me that much. I don't even dislike him tbh. It was just his self righteousness and how boring he was that got on my last bleeding nerve! I only watched BB5 just over twelve months ago but I can't remember much about Dan even still. He had some weird obsession with Jason and basically went in a super sulk which lasted for the rest of his stay in the house. Everyone lies in their VT Dan get the **** over it! He flirted with Jason and isn't there a rumour that once Jason rimmed him under the covers? I'm not sure but the pair did have a bit of a flirty friendship going on, that was until it was revealed Jason wasn't bi and Dan was cut up </3

He then just coasted his way through the rest of the series. He didn't associate himself with the lip gloss bitches but he didn't associate himself with the jungle cats either he just did nothing and flew under the radar much like equally boring Shell Jubin. He then proceeded to continue to sulk all of his stay in the house and complain that he thought the show would change him if he won and kept saying he didn't want to get to the final and win the money and how he wanted to leave so desperately.

He stayed, over housemates like Ahmed, Michelle and Victor who had contributed a lot to the series and he found himself in the final. He came in third place! People on TIBB often class third place club as some sort of thing that is elite but come to think of it a club containing Dan, Liam, David, Mario and Danny Wisker is pretty much not something to aspire to at times.

[Babayaro.]

Sorry chaps I haven't had a phone the last two days. Will nominate now

[Shaun]

Marc's nominations are in...

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Amy & Sally (BB16) - Ashleigh (BB15) - Tom (BB18) - Bonnie (BB7) - Chanelle (BB18) - Chloe (BB16) - Isaac (BB10) - Jale (BB15) - Jennie (BB7)
Lateysha (BB17) - Laura (BB8) - Lea (BB7) - Shabby (BB11) - Sissy (BB4) - Sophie (BB3) - Sophie (BB14) - Sylvia (BB9) - Vanessa (BB5)

Get eliminating and saving now!

[Shaun]

I saved Sissy (again?) because apparently I enjoy the rigmarole of forgetting that Brantsteele identifies her as 'Joanne' rather than 'Sissy' every damn single time she's up (and also because she's not going before Nush or Jon! Not again! Not on tonight!)

139th Place: Lateysha Grace (BB17)

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I feel Lateysha is only looked back on fondly because:
a) Jason evicted her, and Jason is a mean old aggressive man apparently
b) The twerk malfunction
c) Us all having to endure chuff me dizzy's racism childish misspellings of her name perhaps left us with an instilled sense of defiance over poor Lateysha's name.

And that's about it! Her tenure in the house was pretty under the radar. She got on with both sides of whatever artificial divides there were, but mostly stayed in bed with Sam, Ryan and Hughie who were all varying degrees of 'obnoxious queer' and fed her not-entirely-earned "Queen" status. She was nominated by Laura on launch night and straight away played the "she's jealous of me" card (admittedly this was the briefest of conflicts but still a glimpse into the narcissism and delusion that was Lateysha Grace), she tried to place herself and Jackson above all of the others for "doing it for their kids" and used this as justification to nominate the outsiders, and then spent her post-housemate status for the rest of the series slagging off Evelyn for hooking up with Alex. Which wasn't at all out of jealousy :think:

She did show promise and is nowhere near the worst of the series: her awareness to clock Marco for his tiresome womanising and partyboy antics ("if you've been to Tenerife, he's been to Elevenerife"), her cottoning on to Andy being a snake (I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS FORUM'S LOVE OF ANDY WEST. WHO GOES ON BIG BROTHER FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION? BORE OFF. PEOPLE ARE STONED. TO DEATH.) and part of the start of her downfall was largely orchestrated by Natalie (telling her Hughie had called her a 'slag' when he'd done no such thing, so she would fly off the handle and begin the "bitchy diva" edit she ultimately signed off with), but... she didn't do much else and still led a vile clique so for that she must go.

[Daniel-X]

Save A&S cut Ashleigh

[Daniel-X]

#SaveandReplace Charlie Doherty with Chanelle McCleary

[Shaun]

Done and done! God bless you for choosing someone who was in the same place alphabetically :love:

[RileyH]

save Chloe and cut Shabby

[Jason.]

Saving Lea because she was good value and very underrated.

Jennie Corner

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I don't dislike Jennie. She's one of the more tolerable from the HND lot, but that isn't much of an accomplishment when Spiral and Michael are your competition. In the grand scheme of things, she wasn't really an important asset to BB7 and the series would've been the same with or without her. She won herself a pass to the final and then finished sixth place, with a mere 0.9% of the vote to win; which I guess says it all that she couldn't even muster up 1% of the vote to win.

[Jason.]

Hmm might as well use my save and replace also on Judas with Tom BB18.

[Cal.]

Save Chanelle, cut Vanessa

[Cal.]

Hmm might as well use my save and replace also on Judas with Tom BB18.

Someone save our Tom :(

[RileyH]

Someone save our Tom :(

.

[Jason.]

Shut up you thirsty slags

[Shaun]

I get the feeling that Macie is going to be left with a battle of the Sophies

[Black Dagger]

Cut Sylvia and save BB14 Sophie (bc of her gran x)

[Jake.]

Save Jale cut Tom

[Shaun]

Robert and Macie are left to vote!

[Epic.]

Such difficult nom choices.

Save Isaac Axe Bonneh?

132. Bonnie Holt
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This is actually a tragic cut for me to make. Thing is I actually really like Bonnie and her ways, even as a first evictee. But these noms were pretty bad choices to pick from so I'm gonna have no choice but to cut someone who slightly bullied Shahbaz though not as much as a lot of others. She got really pissed off at him for opening the door when it was like 30 degrees there, acting as though he was being self-entitled and that really annoyed me. Besides that she was pretty funny in the background, disregarding her amazing VT that i'm sure we can all still remember fluently. 'I check it done wreck it'

[Shaun]

I did not see Isaac surviving Marc's 17 female nominees round!

Macie is left with Sophie Pritchard and Laura... whatever her surname was

[Shaun]

We're down to the top 130 once Macie makes his decision, and it is worth pointing out that two final passes are still remaining! Considering these only guarantee a nominee through to the top 75, there isn't long left for these to be actually useful, Jason & Riley :think:

[RileyH]

Do we have to use them

[Shaun]

Of course not, but if there's someone who comes up in the next 3-4 rounds they'll be the only times it'll be useful :p

[Jake.]

133rd: Tom Barber
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So by the end of BB18 I actually found Tom semi-tolerable, yet I can't really ignore how much I loathed him for the first half of the series.

As the peoples housemate, he was given the power to look at comments left by the facebook ladies yet completely ignored this and did as he wished. He put some of the best housemates up for eviction, had it out for Raph for no real reason at all, aligned himself with Kieran and Joe (creating some grotesque three-way bromance in the process) and had such utterly fake meltdowns in the diary room (which looked hilarious because he's 5ft 2 and couldn't win a fight with a badger). His argument with Susan was ridiculous on both sides but his whole "WE'RE NOT PLAYIN A GAME SUSAN" was really boring.

Then he shared the loft with Hannah and she was that much of a demon, she made him seem slightly likeable.

[Cal.]

SOOSAN

[Shaun]

Tom is given waaaaay too much credit on here by hungry dick-pigs willing to excuse weeks of cuntiness if the guy is cute. He was the Napoleon syndrome and Lotan's lapdog.

[Cal.]

Tom is given waaaaay too much credit on here by hungry dick-pigs willing to excuse weeks of cuntiness if the guy is cute. He was the Napoleon syndrome and Lotan's lapdog.

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[RileyH]

Tom is given waaaaay too much credit on here by hungry dick-pigs willing to excuse weeks of cuntiness if the guy is cute. He was the Napoleon syndrome and Lotan's lapdog.

well I like him and I'm not a hungry dick pig

[Cal.]

Vanessa Nimmo

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I never really took to Vanessa like other people did. She was one of the five housemates of Big Brother 5 that did not pick a side whether it be the Jungle Cats or the Lip Gloss Bitches along with Daniel, Shell, Stuart and Becki although she did lean more in the Jungle Cats favour because she wanted to shag Jason (and Becki kind of did the same thing so it's only really Daniel, Shell and Stuart in the middle). She had a lowkey showmance with Jason but it was ruined when she become the first evicted (in Week 4, may I add due to the removal of Kitten, iconic Bed Sit twist and subsequent Fight Night which resulted in Emma's ejection) and overshadowed by the far superior bunny boiler Michelle and chicken Stu. However, she played quite an important part in Fight Night as she was one of only two housemates to actually partake in a physical fight when a scuffle ensued between her and Nadia and led to security being set into the house (which many people incorrectly presume was because of Emma and Victor's fighting which had been defused at this point). It's rumoured Nadia gave her a big fat slap because Vanessa told her to '**** OFF NADIA' because Nadia made a snide remark about Shell sobbing over the extreme rows between Emma and Victor and Nadia and Jason. Give her her due, Vanessa and Shell's friendship was cute and I'd imagine she'd have made it quite far if she wasn't pitted against Dan the week following Fight Night as for some reason a random female seems to always be vilified after a Fight Night with Sylvia BB9, Savannah BB18 and Vanessa herself falling victim to this. Anyways, I didn't particular rate her and now she's out!

[Shaun]

I saved Sissy (again?) because apparently I enjoy the rigmarole of forgetting that Brantsteele identifies her as 'Joanne' rather than 'Sissy' every damn single time she's up (and also because she's not going before Nush or Jon! Not again! Not on tonight!)

139th Place: Lateysha Grace (BB17)

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I feel Lateysha is only looked back on fondly because:
a) Jason evicted her, and Jason is a mean old aggressive man apparently
b) The twerk malfunction
c) Us all having to endure chuff me dizzy's racism childish misspellings of her name perhaps left us with an instilled sense of defiance over poor Lateysha's name.

And that's about it! Her tenure in the house was pretty under the radar. She got on with both sides of whatever artificial divides there were, but mostly stayed in bed with Sam, Ryan and Hughie who were all varying degrees of 'obnoxious queer' and fed her not-entirely-earned "Queen" status. She was nominated by Laura on launch night and straight away played the "she's jealous of me" card (admittedly this was the briefest of conflicts but still a glimpse into the narcissism and delusion that was Lateysha Grace), she tried to place herself and Jackson above all of the others for "doing it for their kids" and used this as justification to nominate the outsiders, and then spent her post-housemate status for the rest of the series slagging off Evelyn for hooking up with Alex. Which wasn't at all out of jealousy :think:

She did show promise and is nowhere near the worst of the series: her awareness to clock Marco for his tiresome womanising and partyboy antics ("if you've been to Tenerife, he's been to Elevenerife"), her cottoning on to Andy being a snake (I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS FORUM'S LOVE OF ANDY WEST. WHO GOES ON BIG BROTHER FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION? BORE OFF. PEOPLE ARE STONED. TO DEATH.) and part of the start of her downfall was largely orchestrated by Natalie (telling her Hughie had called her a 'slag' when he'd done no such thing, so she would fly off the handle and begin the "bitchy diva" edit she ultimately signed off with), but... she didn't do much else and still led a vile clique so for that she must go.

Apparently I can write more about HMs I didn't even dislike that much

[Shaun]

Waiting!!! Miss Macie you haven't even made a decision yet??

[Matthew.]

Can I just say props to Daniel for giving our Rebecca a pass to the finals :dance:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Miss Mace didn't even know this round took place yet!!!!!

saving queen Laura and cutting Sophie

[reece(:]

Miss Mace didn't even know this round took place yet!!!!!

saving queen Laura and cutting Sophie

Yas

[Shaun]

https://i.imgur.com/84tYCGp.png

[RileyH]

that's not how i remember it

[Black Dagger]

Cut Sylvia and save BB14 Sophie (bc of her gran x)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/27/article-1030043-01C5893E00000578-236_468x448.jpg

Whiny, pathetic human being with a massive chip on her shoulder, she was heavily involved in one of the worst cliques to ever embrace the Big Brother house and while she isn't in the worst 3 (Luke, Jennifer, Rebecca) she's still a dross housemate, during spitgate she cried over the fact Dennis got ejected for being a petty, spitty, trampy gremlin and when you side with that thing, then you clearly have ****ty morals and a dire judge of character and for that reason her bags need to be packed and she needs to get out of here, she also had a go at Mikey once and she's just a humourless, dour bore that gets a pass on here half the time for being a sassy bitch, when she's really anything but, get out of here luv, shoo.

[Jason.]

Excuse me um thingy Shaun, I'm gonna. You don't stop going on, I'm gonna.

[reece(:]

Excuse me um thingy Shaun, I'm gonna. You don't stop going on, I'm gonna.

:joker:

[Epic.]

Such difficult nom choices.

Save Isaac Axe Bonneh?

132. Bonnie Holt
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae117/oldmackdonald/bonneh3.jpg?t=1289978029

This is actually a tragic cut for me to make. Thing is I actually really like Bonnie and her ways, even as a first evictee. But these noms were pretty bad choices to pick from so I'm gonna have no choice but to cut someone who slightly bullied Shahbaz though not as much as a lot of others. She got really pissed off at him for opening the door when it was like 30 degrees there, acting as though he was being self-entitled and that really annoyed me. Besides that she was pretty funny in the background, disregarding her amazing VT that i'm sure we can all still remember fluently. 'I check it done wreck it'

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[RileyH]

137. Shabby Katchadourian

http://bigbroweb.co.uk/data/BB11/hms/Shabby-Katchadourian.jpg

So, Shabby. I don't really have much to say on her tbh. Shabby went up and down for me during her time in the house. I hated her on Launch Night and didn't really like her during the first few days either. Then she became friends with Rachael and I liked her a little bit and then when Rachael left she lost all appeal and went to being an annoying **** and fantasising over Keeva despite her having a boyfriend and the two ended up making a 'quit pact' or whatever the **** it was as they were both up for eviction against Sunshine and unfortunately for us Sunshine left. She then left the house 3 days later after an argument with Nathan Dunn of all people.

[Shaun]

I expect the final 3 to be done tonight or you're being replaced :nono:

[Jason.]

Saving Lea because she was good value and very underrated.

Jennie Corner

http://www.jenniecorner.co.uk/Images/Day54/d54_hl_09.jpg

I don't dislike Jennie. She's one of the more tolerable from the HND lot, but that isn't much of an accomplishment when Spiral and Michael are your competition. In the grand scheme of things, she wasn't really an important asset to BB7 and the series would've been the same with or without her. She won herself a pass to the final and then finished sixth place, with a mere 0.9% of the vote to win; which I guess says it all that she couldn't even muster up 1% of the vote to win.


.

[Cal.]

Daniel is out drinking so he'll probably log on at about 1, promise to do it before he goes to bed and then pass out and do it tomorrow after he gets in from work at 4!

[Babayaro.]

https://i.imgur.com/84tYCGp.png

:joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

okay so I ordered take out pizza and they gave me a plain pie instead of buffalo chicken SO my write up will happen when they give me my damn pizza and I get home x

[Black Dagger]

okay so I ordered take out pizza and they gave me a plain pie instead of buffalo chicken SO my write up will happen when they give me my damn pizza and I get home x

:joker:

Hope ya get your pizza hun!

[Macie Lightfoot]

131. Sophie Pritchard (BB3 - 8th Place)

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/3/hms/Sophie3.jpg

Sophie... was a presence... that was liked. I'm sure her stay in the house seemed tragic but it's actually the most hilariously cliche intruder saga ever? Pretty girl enters house late. Pretty girl is nice, but still inspires hatred from people (in this case, Tim (:love:) and Jade (:rolleyes:).) Pretty girl may or may not experience bullying, but at the very least is ostracized and becomes a figure of sympathy. In spite of this, pretty girl is still evicted in less than a month's time. Like I said, maybe it was a unique trajectory for a HM to follow in 2002 but like... pick a female intruder and the odds are probably greater than 50% that she followed a path very similar to the one I just described!

So yeah, Sophie wasn't particularly remarkable but she was very nice and one of the better ones in BB3. Sadly, she was not Sandy or Alex or Tim or Adele so I didn't really care too much. She seems like the type of person who would actually become legitimately super famous post-BB, but all she did was guzzle Lee's sperm and pop out his spawn!

[Macie Lightfoot]

:joker:

Hope ya get your pizza hun!

Thanks bab! Turns out the chick who took my order charged me for a plain pizza, so they ended up letting me keep that one AND giving me a buff chick for free so all in all a good night.

[Daniel-X]

Promise this'll be up before ten tomorrow, I've just got in and I need some sleep before work sorry about all the delays Shaun I just keep forgetting babes!

[Daniel-X]

And by ten I mean the morning!

[Shaun]

Very well :suspect: Riley, you're next to nominate. The lineup pics are all updated!

[Daniel-X]

Ashleigh Coyle:

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/final8.jpg?w=748&h=419&crop=1

Single handedly the most overrated housemate ever on this forum, Ashleigh Coyle is hailed as a great who ~DEFEATED~ 'evil' Helen or something like that but did she really?

Ashleigh seemed like she was shaping up to be one of the most forgettable and boring housemates ever during the first two or three weeks of BB15, she had zero amount of airtime and the only time we would see her she'd just be sat looking miserable on the couch or in the bedroom (which I think a lot of you Ashleigh lovers forget how bloody BORING she was at first). But... all of a sudden this clip came from nowhere on the BBUK app, Ashleigh was doing some washing in the bathtub with Danielle and she started ranting and raving about how much she despised Helen, and next thing we know one of the most well remembered rivalries in BBUK started.

Ashleigh's hatred for Helen still baffles me, I get Helen is loud and obnoxious and she even admits herself that she can be a complete bitch and a wanker but she never ever seemed to mistreat Ashleigh in any way? Ashleigh just came across like a little brat to me during the whole saga TBH her endless amounts of diary room confessions like 'I think Heylan is a betch' etc. just came across really childish on her part. While the rivalry did give us some good moments like when they were telling each other to shut up and 'BASICALLEH ASHLEIGH IS THE BIGGEST TWO FACED BITCH IN ERE', it really was a storm in a teapot at the end of the day that was all just blown out or proportion massively by Ashleigh.

She's just jealous of The Woo Woo I guess.

[Shaun]

Riley :oh: nominate :oh:

[RileyH]

Oh sorry I thought I had

[reece(:]

These results are problematic

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/final8.jpg?w=748&h=419&crop=1

[Shaun]

thank you sis, I'll post them in a bit

[RileyH]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/6de4ea222805c19c570809811b49b7a1/tumblr_ot5f2e9hZu1relmhpo9_400.gif

[Shaun]

actually no i won't 2 of them need changing :laugh:

[RileyH]

changed :love:

[Shaun]

Riley's nominations are in...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/becki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/carole.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/dawn.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/heaven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/ife.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/jale.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/jason.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/mary.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/melanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/rachel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/richard.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/rodrigo.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/samantha.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/simon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/tracey.png

Becki (BB5) - Carole (BB8) - Dawn (BB7) - Emma (BB17) - Heaven (BB12) - Ife (BB11) - Jale (BB15) - Jason (BB5) - Mary (BB6)
Melanie (BB1) - Rachel (BB9) - Richard (BB7) - Roberto (BB6) - Rodrigo (BB10) - Samanda (BB8) - Simon (BB16) - Susie (BB7) - Tracey (BB8)

Get eliminating and saving now!

[Shaun]

saved Roberto bc even the lower half of BB6 (which Roberto ONLY JUST falls into) deserves the top 100 at least

130th Place: Ife Kuku (BB11)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/5/50/Ife4.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130526080145

The midpoint of BB11 was a wasteland of slow storylines and minimal entertainment, as the producers fixed on Josie/John James and made Ben/Mario try to happen. Nathan was still on his moody rampages, and the injection of various housemates whose names begin with J, K and L made a fitting end to the only I of the house! Ife naturally stood out on launch, serving Skin from Skunk Anansie realness, but then... just sort of became nice and the 'house mum' in a way, and then reacted to Keeley/Rachel's arrival with paranoia and various insecurities (worried they thought she "lived like a tramp"). Also on the forum, Jessica and some troll were super annoying with their support of her to the point of racism, so she's always tinged with bad memories tbh.

Anyway a couple of years later she went on to do some BBC dance show and obviously didn't mention a single word about being in this trainwreck so props to her! Idk how she did because I've literally never heard of the show. It was in 2014 apparently.

[Jason.]

Saving Rachel because *insert link to Macie's Rationale of Rachel Rice thread*

Simon Gross

http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/46/photos/716000/620x/X-factor-cross-dresser-394969.jpg

Liz from Hotel :love:

Simon entered the house shrieking the single most grating catchphrase "SHOOOWBIZZZZ!" down everyone's ear canals and then he was evicted on launch night over the black lesbian with no interview and only a twenty-second best bits. I wish I could just end it there because what a bullet we all thought we dodged with this scrotum. Then #4IN4OUT had to happen and brought him back two weeks later, which was not only annoying because it's Simon, but the actual twist of evicting someone on launch night (a twist that was speculated for years) was pretty fitting for Timebomb and they pretty much wasted it.

One major thing that annoyed me about Simon was when he dropped Eileen like a cold bag of sick and joined in with the "she is too old to be here!!! she has had her life" mentality despite being, what, a mere few years younger than her and having a tantrum about how the yoofs have no respect for the older housemates just a few moments earlier. Anyway, he ended up being evicted over bloody Jack, at a time when Jack was at his most hated and if that isn't confirmation that Simon sucks, idk what is.

Oh and he had his own chat show which flopped and he was recently on X Factor, so he still continues to plague our TV screens. No, but seriously, he's such a fame-hungry caricature and it's pretty embarrassing for someone who's 60. Get a job.

[reece(:]

Not legend Carole and Mary over the likes of Mo, Mario and Callum

[Black Dagger]

Save Jason cut Jale

[Black Dagger]

Riley youre a mess.

[Jake.]

Save Mary cut Dawn

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Susie cut Rodrigo

[Epic.]

Save Becki Cut Richard

125. Richard Newman
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10188/2_.jpg

It's pretty funny I've decided to cut Richard considering the fact I've saved him when he was up earlier about 2-3 times. And he does have some great qualities to him. But we're reaching near the Top 100 and the shitty qualities of him go without saying.

BB7 may be a series full of very unhinged and all over the place people, but I'd argue Richard is up there as one of the more self-aware and cleverly acute housemates of that series, which was the greatest strength and weakness of him. It was a strength because I found his sense of humor and mannerisms to be pretty witty and endearing, and he had fun interactions with the likes of Pete, Lea, Glyn, Aisleyne, Nikki, etc. He also used his smartness to shut down the ever so filthy Sezer Salad and cause his eviction by proclaiming him as a bully for all to know. I believe Richard fully knew how to not only get the audience on the side, but how to singlehandedly entertain them through his sharp and strong personality. But this was also a huge weakness I had with Richard. He used his sharp tongue for bad too, denouncing Shahbaz and announcing he'll always act like he doesn't exist and never speak to him again whilst raving a rug or towel at Shahbaz in a patronizing manner, which looked ugly on his part.

But the worst part was his unbelievably transparent and disingenious sucking up to many housemates. After calling the Sezer/Grace/Imogen/etc. gang "The Plastics" and firmly placing himself as a dissenter of them, he becomes a really close friend of Aisleyne's as a result. But then in the return voting twist, when it transpires that Grace and Mikey were the next highest voted in besides Nikki, Richard concluded in his head that it must mean popularity of some sort, trying to impress Grace while insulting Aisleyne behind her back. This complete lack of loyalty to people he acted as though he cared about resulted in him finishing in fourth aka the middle portion of the final usually populated by supporting characters who tended to be polarizing but still easily forgotten compared to the 3 outlasting them, redeemed by his infamous reaction going up the stairs; "Don't be sorry Ais! You got third place. Or maybe second. Or maybe even won ^_^

He was also terrible to Michael. I know lots here really don't like him, but no matter how much he annoys you you don't just call a guy who just came out as gay a "she" and other derogatory terms, especially when you're a gay man and fully aware of how hurtful it would be if someone attacked your masulinity just because you're a homosexual.

But yeah anyway lots of really entertaining moments I had with Richard but lots of ones that very much irritated me too.

[Cal.]

Save Samanda, cut...erm...Carole even tho I love her the rest don't seem worth writing about

[Shaun]

Cal you disgusting slag.

[Daniel-X]

Save Emma and axe Tracy

[Shaun]

Marc is left with Heaven & Melanie

and if Heaven survives that I'm cancelling this game!