BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown© - 2017 Edition [The winner!]

[RileyH]

bloody legend Rachael.

:clap1:

[Daniel-X]

Dexter Koh:

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I would like to keep this as a minimum, I will say that I don't hate Dexter. He just does not appeal to me either. For someone who's hailed as such a 'big character', he's really insipid for me and I can take him or leave him.

I think the main reason I am cutting him is because this self proclaim of how he's a 'mastermind' and 'played the game' and how everyone pats him on the ****ing back constantly. But he didn't. He didn't make any big moves or mess with people's heads. He didn't have a huge game plan and worked everyone in his favour. He simply was just a twat who had no backbone, was completely self loathing despite him always claiming he had enough money and women to suffice and he was actually rather ****ing dull? I get that a lot of storylines revolve around him e.g. Sallie's hatred of him, is he Mr Nice Guy or is he a villain?, does he like Charlie or is he playing her like a fiddle? etc. but he was actually so inconsequential to his series in the grand scheme of things. I don't buy into this notion that he was a big character at all, he got lucky that some of his characteristics such as being slimy, two faced and wimpy all created subsequent storylines for him and therefore airtime. He's a bore who had the edit swayed in his favour and that's all there is really to Dexter Koh.

[Shaun]

oh wow @ the photo, a Lisa Appleton wannabe?

[Shaun]

Saved Wolfy bc she's actually kinda iconic?

229th: Georgina Leigh-Cantwell (BB17)
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There. 100 words.

[Jake.]

lol Georgina's entire arc and her fall down was amazing

[Shaun]

So...

[Black Dagger]

Oh I was going to cut Georgina. Very well. Cut Lesleh and save Lea

Lea was iconic and Lesleh isn't?

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A big breasted bore with an even bigger mouth. This tedious, gob****e is finally getting culled. Her ugly personality has coasted far to far and it's time to send her packing. Known mostly in the house for intimidating Sam who was harmless if not annoying was literally her only defening time in the house and when you're known for that it's obvious you're a ****ty person. I don't even wish to write about her. She is scum personified and a bottom 10 female housemate. She left dressed as a policewoman or st. But she should be the one behind bars x

[Macie Lightfoot]

An abbreviated Spencer write up: he smells bad.

to be continued ~

[RileyH]

Save Nicole cut Kitten

Saved Nicole because she is an icon and underrated <3

226) Kitten Pinder

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There isn't really much to say on her tbh. She was there for 8 days yet like Rex seems to have an undeserved cult following on here. I mean what did she really do? She went in, all guns blazing, looking promising. That quickly crumbled when she got too big for her boots and had multiple arguments with Victor, calling him sexist as one point because HE'S A MAN WHY NOT :p She broke rules (ooh rebel lol) to the point it just became annoying, was allowed to see her girlfriend and to top it all ****ing off she refused to leave the house after being ejected. Luckily, this was when BB was a tough cookie to crack and the prize fund lowered the longer she stayed in the house. At that point they were practically pushing her out. So there we go, a **** write up for a **** housemate :)

[Babayaro.]

Does she have a cult following on here?

[Daniel-X]

Bex Shiner:

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My memory is VERY VERY hazy of BB9 (I was like eight at the time, but don't be calling me mam a bad parent!) but Bex was literally so annoying and pathetic. She was the 'funny fat girl' and clung onto this stereotypical persona throughout her stay in the house, but the thing was she wasn't funny in the slightest? She was so obnoxiously full of herself and try hard that it was embarrassing to watch and watching clips back I still loathe the arrogant twat. Being fat doesn't automatically make you funny and likeable hun. She started a showmance with Luke (who is also a ****ing scumbag, he turns the Xmas lights on every year still in Wigan, idk why) and the pair were ****ing insufferable together. Rose and Fred are a tad more likeable? She got given the boot after being so sure she wouldn't go which was HILARIOUS TV.

She went on to become 'an adult film star' (yes really) and her handle on Twitter is still @BexBB9 which is just shameful.

[Shaun]

thank you girls :love: Robert if yours aren't done tonight you're getting axed, this is happening too frequently :nono:

[Epic.]

230: Siavash Sabbaghpour
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Siavash was an obnoxious audience-manipulating cretin who I could not stand and a chief ruiner of BB10. I hate wasting words on him. He cheated on his girlfriend with Noirin but once she rejected him he was offended by it ala Stephanie Davis. The house siding with him only made this look even grosser. His nominations **** he did constantly also annoyed me, always trying to take the high road with his nominations as if he's some kind of moral figure, his housemates repeatedly getting punished for his "selfless" actions of accepting outcomes. He was just so transparent and it was NOT in a hilarious or endearing way like other housemates i'd be usually fond of it for. And don't even get me started on him making RUNNER UP! :skull:

[Epic.]

223: Caoimhe Guilfoyle
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I don't actually dislike Caoimhe that much but it was kind of impulsive for me to cut her from this rank once I saw her pop up since I'm aware of the weird cult following I think(?) she tends to get sometimes. In reality she was kind of a fun-sucking slightly spiteful irritant in BB11 and contributed very little to my enjoyment. I thought she was pretty fake in her stuff with Shabby as a whole, like acting as though she'd walk with Shabby if she went only to immediately not do so when Shabby was ready to (one reason why i saved shabby and cut her :laugh: ), and her weird assumptions about Ben's sexuality also kinda bugged me. I don't rlly know how straight Ben is but trying to get it out of him just looks kinda bothersome. Besides that, I ****ing hated when she narrowly beat Sunshine in the Week 3 eviction after the horrible bullying she received from John James when he gave her a MASSIVE scar by dragging her across the garden (the general audience hating her for "over-reacting" to it :skull: xa billion), and it just irritated me that someone I was warming to like Sunshine was starting to come into her own but had this incident where she got much more votes to evict than someone like Caoimhe who I just don't care for that much.

[Epic.]

Done shaun. Soz for the delays

[Shaun]

Thank you :love: just waiting on Macie and (I think) Jason now

[Jason.]

I'll do mine now

[reece(:]

Bex and Caoimhe, two queens!

[Epic.]

I'm a little bummed Lesley's out. Maybe on a different series I would've hated her but in a cast like BB6's where all of them are pretty bad people I don't really mind her :shrug: Not to mention a perfect human shield to have when the whole house was up in Week 3 :love:

[Shaun]

I still find it hilarious that of all people, if Lesley hadn't been evicted, Sam would've gone. In that cast.

[Jason.]

Save Charlie because...do I need an explanation for this one?

Danny Wisker

So Danny was cast as the "essential" showmance fodder (see: Luke S, Winston, Alex *insert every other straight white male here*) and he played that role well with what...his dull nomance with Sarah that nobody cared about, which was thankfully nipped in the bud when Sarah was evicted in the most ordinary fashion of "yeah, we'll just get rid of the girl!" (lol never change GBP.) Anyway, Danny was just really boring and he wasn't even an inoffensive bore, he was just a nuisance to three of my five senses. I'm sure he has a tiny following on here in an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way, when he stood up to Marc (who's equally as terrible so I have no idea why we're expected to pick a side) but Danny was just an aggressive arsehole who always tried to play the hero by standing up to someone who was just as awful as he was and it was so goddamn tiring, at least be entertaining and righteous with it, instead of you know...throwing a few pizza boxes and sandwiches in rage. And of course we had to put up with him until the end because the moronic voters couldn't vote him out during #4IN4OUT, if only Sarah didn't defend sexual assault like ten minutes before the lines closed smfh.

:spin2:

[Macie Lightfoot]

225. Spencer Smith (BB3 - 9th Place)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/Big_Brother_Panto/Spencer_Smith/normal_Big_Brother_Panto-3-panto_dames-019.jpg

So yeah, like I said earlier, for the series ~eez fit innit~ Spencer was NOT hot. Not at all. Not only was he not ~visually~ appealing, but it was also a subplot that he smelled really bad and was just not clean at all. But somehow he was a hottie and a key contender to win?!?!??!?! 2002 was a weird time.

It's not like he was even gross and annoying (which surely would've made me like him more, but he would've been more notable), he was just gross and boring. Whatever, thankfully ALEX SIBLEY saved the season by narrowly destroying first Alison and then Spencer in suuuuuuuper close evictions that might have even saved the franchise because could you imagine BBUK still going (I almost put going strong but... lol) in 2017 if we had an endgame of Kate and Jonny AND Spencer AND Alison?!?!?! I can only watch "act out as many sexual positions as you can in 30 seconds" so many times.

[Daniel.]

Gorgeous Danny

[Shaun]

Thank you dolls :love: it's RileyH's turn to nominate. You can post them in here whenever you want from now on (but only once I've said it's time for the new round, ie. when all writeups are done :p)

[Babayaro.]

Alex Sibley saved BB???

Legend. :love:

[RileyH]

I'll post my noms soon :love:

[RileyH]

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Carole (BB8) - Dave (BB11) - Eugene (BB6) - George (BB7) - Govan (BB11) - Jack (BB16) - Jason (BB17) - Joe (BB18) - Kathreya (BB9)
Luke S (BB13) - Marco (BB5) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rodrigo (BB10) - Sam (BB7) - Sue (BB18) - Tamara (BB15) - Tom (BB12) - Tracey (BB8)

[Babayaro.]

Save Rodrigo cut Orlaith

[Daniel-X]

Save Carole cut Dave

[Cal.]

Save Sam cut Jason

[Cal.]

Sam autocorrected to Adam sorry

[Black Dagger]

Save Luke S and cut Tamara.

[Jason.]

Saving Tracey because what do you think I am? A robot? #DEALWIVIT

Eugene Sully

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It's a common misconception that Eugene was a nice person and the only nice person in a cast as bat**** insane as BB6's, I mean why would anyone want a nice person in a series like BB6 anyway? But Eugene wasn't really all that innocent and I feel people who make out he is either didn't watch the live feeds during the series or have just forgotten how kinda awful Eugene really was? I remember there was this one time he suggested the house order food that Science cannot eat so he'd have nothing for the entire week and starve all just to fit in with the rest of the house and because Science shouted a lot or something. There was also another time where he was encouraging people to provoke him to the point he hit someone so he can get removed. Oh and he also called Kinga a stupid bitch once so he can **** off and I'm glad Makosi made him cry when clocked his secret mission.

[Cal.]

Save Sam cut Jason

I saved Sam because he/she was a HOWL sometimes and I'm basically TiBB's representation of Nikki Grahame's brand and we need damage control after she labelled Sam a man beast!

Jason Burril

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I've cut Jason because I can't ****ing stand him. He's one of my least favourite housemates ever. He was a thug and he led our Charlie Doherty on VICIOUSLY for sex before the show. He made her believe they had a chance together on the outside and then acted cold and distant to her on the inside (they slept together a matter of days before going into hiding for the show) and her time in the house was RUINED for her because she was so confused by his horrible behaviour. It enrages me that she auditioned for the show for years and got in and he was bloody recruited because of HER yet she had an awful time and he won. Not to even mention the fact he's very very very rich (he put a million quid or something forward to buy the Playboy Mansion didn't he with a few other businessmen?) but evicted Lateysha a young single mum just for bloody 70k which wouldn't be a lot of money for him. He was also pathetically adored by loads of stupid people on this forum (who hated Lateysha and called her RIDICULOUS names just because she had an unusual name) and won because he'd ~played the game~. A ****ing woman can't even be fancied by more than one housemate without being accused of playing the game and playing the men against each other and she's swiftly booted out the bloody door but he gets 70k for it?!? FUMING.

[Cal.]

I'm glad Aisleyne flung that bloody bottle at him.

[Babayaro.]

Please do explain how he was a thug?

[Epic.]

Finale Pass Sue Evans Cut Marco BB5

[Jake.]

Save Kat cut Joe

[Shaun]

Saved Jack again because there weren't many options left :ninja2:

213th: Tom O'Connell (BB12)
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I axed Tom because he was in Big Brother 12, because he just looks annoying, and whilst I cannot remember anything he did in the series, he did not deserve to go through ahead of Govan or George. Apparently he left the house with a tenner. That is... quite sad actually and I feel bad now. But he dressed horribly and I'll move on. 100 words is a struggle here! He still (I think) pops up on Bit on the Side, I think, and rarely has anything valuable to contribute. He just defines the role of a filler housemate for me, I guess, and I'll happily continue the game knowing absolutely nothing about him.

[Macie Lightfoot]

NOT TOM x

alol at d2ef Jack getting saved :love::love:

[Jake.]

214th Place: Joe Quaranta
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Oh hi Kellie Maloney!

Seriously though, they could be the same person.

I don’t know what to say about Joe, really? He was rather miserable and hated Raph (yet never really gave a reason as to why) and spent the majority of his time festering in his own smoke at the bus stop. When he was complaining, he was pretending to be Tom’a dad or something? Idk the majority of the males loved him and I find all that stuff rather weird.

That’s it. That’s his story arc. He came, moaned and left (that’s what she said).

[Epic.]

215. Marco Sabba
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Marco was really annoying and didn't deserve to be joined in the same ranks of a group Michelle AND Nadia were in. He was an awkward 4th wheel of his group, and essentially is what a terrible version of Kemal is. His hatred of Ahmed was pretty obnoxious too. And don't get me started on his role in fight night, where he egged Jason on to get angry by jumping around to annoy him only to hide behind his friends when Jason rightfully snapped at him. How spineless and vile. A terrible and season-dragging housemate, which says a lot for a pretty early boot like him. Now piss off.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Rodrigo

Eliminated Orlaith

I saved Rodrigo as he was a great asset to BB10 and is also very underrated as a housemate.

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/orlaith.png


I can't really be arsed writing too much tbh, so I shall make it quick. Orlaith entered the house in the fourth week and was ok at first, I guess?? There was nothing particularly interesting about her, but at least she wasn't your stereotypical blonde model, as she actually had a brain. That's where the positives end, however. What I remember most about her time in the house was the constant whining and overreactions, and generally just being a humourless pain in the arse. A boring housemate, who for some bizarre reason, the public decided worthy enough to keep in over huge characters such as Science and Kemal :/

[Macie Lightfoot]

I am cutting Govan and saving George x

[Shaun]

Sorry all, back home now! If everyone can do their writeups for Riley's noms round that's now over, we can continue.

[Jason.]

Just got home too. Write-up coming shortly!

[Daniel-X]

Dave Vaughan:
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What can I say about Dave? He is literally defined by the fact that he's a former alcoholic who found God and walked round in his ugly little robe and entered the house in no shoes, was it meant to be ironic because to me it was just plain unhygienic and dirty? Idgi. Also despite the fact he's overweight he won soooo many save and replace tasks and caused better housemates such as Rachael to leave in his place, so I guess I can never really forgive him for the inflicting pain he caused to the series. I really don't know what else to say, how did this man come second? Oh I just remembered he used to shout 'GLORY!' which was really annoying. Anyway, I think I've reached 100 words at least.

[Babayaro.]

He wasn't severely overweight??

Should really get back to my BB11 rewatch tbh

[Daniel-X]

Yeah tbf 'severely' is pushing it, but he was a tad of a fatty?

[RileyH]

well he wasn't skinny by a long shot

[Babayaro.]

Yeah tbf 'severely' is pushing it, but he was a tad of a fatty?

A chub, yes


He's RIPPED now though

[reece(:]

Dave was vile

[Jason.]

Saving Tracey because what do you think I am? A robot? #DEALWIVIT

Eugene Sully

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It's a common misconception that Eugene was a nice person and the only nice person in a cast as bat**** insane as BB6's, I mean why would anyone want a nice person in a series like BB6 anyway? But Eugene wasn't really all that innocent and I feel people who make out he is either didn't watch the live feeds during the series or have just forgotten how kinda awful Eugene really was? I remember there was this one time he suggested the house order food that Science cannot eat so he'd have nothing for the entire week and starve all just to fit in with the rest of the house and because Science shouted a lot or something. There was also another time where he was encouraging people to provoke him to the point he hit someone so he can get removed. Oh and he also called Kinga a stupid bitch once so he can **** off and I'm glad Makosi made him cry when she clocked his secret mission.

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[Epic.]

Yeah I ****ing could not stand Eugene in retrospect. Say what you will about Maxwell but at least he was a twat who brought a LOT to the early weeks in making the foundations of the house divides. Eugene was a stupid boring twat not pulled up on being one and perceived as 'nice' with cringey as **** 'jokes' and 'stories' that even Orlaith rolled her eyes at. Anthony gets a lot of hate as a winner but I'm extremely relieved he prevented a much worse winner in Eugene

[Macie Lightfoot]

212. Govan Hinds (BB11 - 20th Place)

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BB11 was my first series and I haven't watched since it aired but I remember HATING Govan because... he was a gossipy ****-stirrer and I guess An Annoying Gay? alol I'm sure when I rewatch BB11 I'll actually find him perfectly fine because he really wasn't that bad at all, especially compared to many of the True Evils of BB11 like John James and Dave. But yeah, sadly I don't have much to say about Govan and this feels like my true first "who?" update. Wasn't he kind of at odds about his sexuality and being A Gay Man? I remember it being kinda touching and sweet but don't remember the specifics. Oh well!

[Babayaro.]

Eugene crying @ his secret mission flop :skull:

[Epic.]

Makosi making the flop bitch cry :clap1:

[Shaun]

Now I'm home I'd like to take the time to point out what a DISASTER this round was.

Losing Marco, Jason, Eugene and Dave whilst Luke S, Rodrigo and that final-pass hurricane **** survive?! SHOCKING

[RileyH]

Now I'm home I'd like to take the time to point out what a DISASTER this round was.

Losing Marco, Jason, Eugene and Dave whilst Luke S, Rodrigo and that final-pass hurricane **** survive?! SHOCKING

cheeky cow :oh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

um Luke Scrase is an international treasure and I actually just renewed my subscription to Barbell Media Magazine.

[Cal.]

Now I'm home I'd like to take the time to point out what a DISASTER this round was.

Losing Marco, Jason Eugene and Dave whilst Luke S, Rodrigo and that final-pass hurricane **** survive?! SHOCKING

Oh be quiet missy I couldn't abide him!

[Black Dagger]

Save Luke S and cut Tamara.

Tamara Stewart Wood
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Lmao. She got evicted first over a gob****e homophobe. What a ****ing floppy mess. Her VT was more suited to The Apprentice with her anecdotes about her business and how she's such a RUTHLESS bitch. What a waste of time. Get gone.

[Epic.]

I only final passed Sue cause the 3 or 4 people I already planned on were already cut. That and because of her being very underrated

[Shaun]

that is not 100 words you lazy ****!

[Black Dagger]

All my others have been. Give me a pass on this no mark!! Xx

[Headie]

212. Govan Hinds (BB11 - 20th Place)

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BB11 was my first series and I haven't watched since it aired but I remember HATING Govan because... he was a gossipy ****-stirrer and I guess An Annoying Gay? alol I'm sure when I rewatch BB11 I'll actually find him perfectly fine because he really wasn't that bad at all, especially compared to many of the True Evils of BB11 like John James and Dave. But yeah, sadly I don't have much to say about Govan and this feels like my true first "who?" update. Wasn't he kind of at odds about his sexuality and being A Gay Man? I remember it being kinda touching and sweet but don't remember the specifics. Oh well!

Mess I thought Govan had already been saved ages ago (or is that not how this works idk don't mind me just casual viewing x)

[Shaun]

I think it's the first time he's been nominated in this edition :worry:

Anyway, Cal, we're ready for your noms when you are. The OP is updated with full cast pics.

[Jamie89]

Eugene :love: I'm one of those people who think he was really nice etc lol... I just find it really hard to believe that he was a completely different person on live feed to what we saw on the show. And I can't remember the Science thing but surely he was joking and didn't really want him to starve :laugh: Like if you think about how some of them behaved, Makosi for example lying about Anthony impregnating her, (and I can't remember off the top of my head but I'm sure there were lots of other people doing awful things,) yet Makosi's considered a legend.
Then again I found Eugene and his stories/his general demeanour amusing so maybe that's what it is, I can imagine that if you didn't he would just be an utterly pointless housemate and frustrating that he was so liked. He was still a unique personality to the series though and added to it in that respect.

[Shaun]

Jamie :clap1: some taste

[RileyH]

How people actually like Eugene I will never know

[Shaun]

we are waiting Cal!

[Cal.]

I sent them last night omg

[Cal.]

Wait they did send

[Daniel-X]

You post them yourself now slag!

[RileyH]

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[Shaun]

I haven't been checking PMs because of the Pointless game :worry: (needed to give my own answers before I saw anyone else's)

[Shaun]

Oh you did send them, qt. Do you want me to post them or?

[Cal.]

If you wouldn't mind lovely. My phone will make it difficult!

[Shaun]

Cal's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/alex.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ash.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/callum.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/charlotte.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/cristian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/dean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/elizabeth.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glyn.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/jack.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/jale.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/kieran.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/marlon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/michael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/nick.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/pav.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/richard.png

Alex (BB17) - Ash (BB15) - Callum (BB14) - Charlotte (BB18) - Chris (BB15) - Cristian (BB16) - Dean (BB2) - Elizabeth (BB2) - Glyn (BB7)
Jack (BB16) - Jale (BB15) - Kieran (BB16) - Marlon (BB15) - Michael (BB7) - Nick (BB16) - Pav (BB15) - Rebecca (BB18) - Richard (BB7)

Round complete!

[Shaun]

saved Richard bc he made BB7 for me

211th: Nick Henderson (BB16)
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5817274.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/BB_HarryAndNickD.jpg

Looking back on it, they were kinda an Aldi Luke & Rebecca weren't they?

I've axed Nick not for any particularly strong hatred motivating the decision, but because his persistence in surviving and coasting through to the BB16 final is one of many factors that ruined the series for me (sure, I ran the Cristian fanclub, which didn't help either :laugh: but at least I'm qualified to point out their flaws!)

It seems a cliche that BBUK has one token posho on launch night that makes all of the casual fans go "ohhhh isn't he so posh and weird it's like Downton innit!" or something, because more often than not they turn out to be dickheads with very one-note personalities (Arthur, Caroline, Bea, Freddie, Harry). So wearing a red suit (a sign of a career to come?) made him an early favourite because ~reasons~ but that very quickly unraveled - long before Harry Amelia bounced in and confirmed his chances of winning were over. He was just... wet. I cannot recall a more ineffectual, fence-sitting dullard in any series. And yet Chloe got most of this criticism (from producersMarc)...?!

He was also friends with Joel which automatically makes you at least a questionable person (RIP Raph) and idk I'm just getting vivid, vivid flashbacks of them all (Jack, Chloe, Joel, Nick and Harriet) sat at the kitchen table looking like the worst sixth-form college canteen in the world and it makes my skin crawl for perhaps largely superficial reasons. What a terrible clique.

That is why I have axed Nick.

[RileyH]

Save Cristian Axe Marlon

[Babayaro.]

Save Callum cut Alex

[Daniel-X]

Final Pass Rebecca

Cut Charlotte

[Cal.]

Not Baggy Fanny

[Shaun]

:oh: poor biannca, rebecca and hurricane sue going first out of the top 75?

[Epic.]

Ugh goddammit Shaun If I came earlier I would've cut that scumbag Nick</3

Save Jack Cut Ash

[Epic.]

Jack's pouty ass ****ing face surviving three rounds :joker: <3 (confirming now though im probs nomming him next round lol)

[Headie]

I think it's the first time he's been nominated in this edition :worry:

Anyway, Cal, we're ready for your noms when you are. The OP is updated with full cast pics.

I think Marc (?) saved him but idk, I'm just casually following this thread :laugh:

[Cal.]

Who saved bloody Callum!

[Cal.]

Oh mess Marc's post only just showed up

[Jake.]

Cut Pav save Jale

[Shaun]

*prays for Chris and Kieran*

[Black Dagger]

Save Kieran and cut Glyn

[Shaun]

Macie & Jason have Dean, Elizabeth, Chris & Michael left to play with

[Babayaro.]

I think Marc (?) saved him but idk, I'm just casually following this thread :laugh:

Jake saved him lol

[Epic.]

Save Kieran and cut Glyn

Bye not a Glyn cut. I thought he'd be safe for sure

[Jason.]

Saving Chris because he wasn't as boring as Elizabeth or Dean.

Michael Cheshire

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/judge-rinder-michael-cheshire.jpg?w=620&h=372&crop=1

I cut Spiral so I may as well cut his 'best' friend too. There's not really much to say about Michael because just like all the other HND newbies that weren't Jayne, he was pretty irrelevant. He kicked up a fuss (pun intended) over Spiral using a grapefruit as a football, he carried a ghastly stuffed cat called Scruffles which was cringe and painfully desperate on his part and he kept referring to himself as some spiritual god or something idk.

One of Michael's more 'memorable' moments or moment rather was his random feud with fellow (and superior) gay housemate Richard, which was pretty funny because Richard would just wind him up in the most effortless way possible by calling him "she" and Michael would end up in a fit of rage and I really enjoyed that because I don't really like Michael. Oh and he also looked like he needed a wash so I thought I'd mention that too.

[Shaun]

Starting to feel sorry for Macie being left to deal with the early-series leftovers :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Bye not a Glyn cut. I thought he'd be safe for sure

Gurl do you know me.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Starting to feel sorry for Macie being left to deal with the early-series leftovers :joker:

Well I've actually seen them so it's fitting! I'm just the weirdo who only Wiki-watched 16 and 17 bc I was falling in and out of the show (and I still currently might be?)

This is an easy one anyway, save Elizabeth and cut Dean's offensively boring and boringly offensive ass.

[reece(:]

Cal's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/alex.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ash.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/callum.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/charlotte.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/cristian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/dean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/elizabeth.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glyn.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/jack.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/jale.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/kieran.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/marlon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/michael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/nick.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/pav.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/richard.png

Alex (BB17) - Ash (BB15) - Callum (BB14) - Charlotte (BB18) - Chris (BB15) - Cristian (BB16) - Dean (BB2) - Elizabeth (BB2) - Glyn (BB7)
Jack (BB16) - Jale (BB15) - Kieran (BB16) - Marlon (BB15) - Michael (BB7) - Nick (BB16) - Pav (BB15) - Rebecca (BB18) - Richard (BB7)

Round complete!

Cal redeemed for his first round messup

[Epic.]

Nick outlasting Harry is disgusting though

[Shaun]

writeups people!!!

[Epic.]

207. Ash Harrison
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/c/c4/Ash_Harrison.png/revision/latest?cb=20140613213628

Ash was mostly a boring random but a dislikable one at that! He was part of the terrible guy crew of BB15, featuring such gems as Marlon :skull: and Steven :skull: so that tells you all he needs to know about his taste in friends. He had some weird **** of being elitist over certain women in the house and don't even get me started on the flirtmance with Helen or whatever that was. Other than that, pretty boring and essentially a less bad version of Alex Cannon. Still would've cut him at this point though.

[RileyH]

210) Marlon Wallen

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/14/25/640x320/landscape_uktv-big-brother-marlon.jpg

Marlon was a **** housemate and I think that's all there is to it. Unfortunately I can't leave you with just that so here's a bit more. Marlon was basically invisible until about half way through the series; and then you wish he had stayed invisible. I know people might disagree on the 'invisible' part but can you seriously remember him doing anything in the first few weeks of the series? The main thing I can think of about Marlon is when he was a total twat and pressed the button which saved him from nomination when he was ****ing safe anyway. This is when just about everyone turned against him and we lost Jale. TBH I would've felt a little sorry for him had he not been such a **** before hand. Karma was served when he was evicted with the most nominations from fellow housemates and got a ****ty Diary Room exit in his pants. Bye hun :xyxwave:

[Shaun]

thank you cuties :love:

[Daniel-X]

Charlotte Keys:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/26/01/42AF23F200000578-4730332-image-a-92_1501028708653.jpg

She was evicted less than 100 days ago and I still am sat here pondering what did Charlotte Keys do? Easily the most inconsequential and boring HM of her series, Charlotte did next to nothing for the majority of the series (yet still got more votes to save than Imran and cost us to lose Sukhvinder wtf) but managed to somehow stay up until the last few days. She flew under the radar and would occasionally pipe up with a comment about her vagina or sex, how original. The one moment she did find her voice was over a throw away comment by Chanelle about how she needed to be castrated, and she tried to go in on Chanelle but failed miserably and was back laughing and joking with her moments later. She was FINALLY evicted in a hilarious fashion and I actually think that is the ENTIRE story of Charlotte Keys. Wow, what a bore.

[Babayaro.]

Marlon :love:

[RileyH]

Marlon :love:

:yuk:

[Jason.]

Saving Chris because he wasn't as boring as Elizabeth or Dean.

Michael Cheshire

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/judge-rinder-michael-cheshire.jpg?w=620&h=372&crop=1

I cut Spiral so I may as well cut his 'best' friend too. There's not really much to say about Michael because just like all the other HND newbies that weren't Jayne, he was pretty irrelevant. He kicked up a fuss (pun intended) over Spiral using a grapefruit as a football, he carried a ghastly stuffed cat called Scruffles which was cringe and painfully desperate on his part and he kept referring to himself as some spiritual god or something idk.

One of Michael's more 'memorable' moments or moment rather was his random feud with fellow (and superior) gay housemate Richard, which was pretty funny because Richard would just wind him up in the most effortless way possible by calling him "she" and Michael would end up in a fit of rage and I really enjoyed that because I don't really like Michael. Oh and he also looked like he needed a wash so I thought I'd mention that too.

!

[RileyH]

Michael was fit

[Jake.]

206th Place: Pavandeep Paul
https://tellymix-spykawebgroup.netdna-ssl.com/ts/800/450/tellymix-spykawebgroup.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/big-brother-evictees2.jpg

There isn’t much I can recall regarding Pav. Probably the most “boring” yet least offensive/loud out of BB15’s latecomers, he soon suckled the tits of Helen and Ash and secured himself a spot in the final by being relatively harmless and quiet during his stay.

He was nominated four times in a row apparently (Wiki being my best friend here!) and had some weird thing of staring at Ashleigh or something? Idk and I really don’t care; BB15 was awful and Pav was pretty awful too. Oh and he helped in evicting Danielle which is when BB15 finally died, so there’s that too.

[Epic.]

Richard was horrible to Michael, it felt assholish

[Babayaro.]

Saved Callum Knell

Eliminated Alex Cannon

I saved Callum because he was the best BB14 housemate. :)

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/alex.png

There's not a lot to say about this bore tbqh. He was put in as the 'eye candy' of his series but other than that, I really don't understand why the casting team thought his inclusion was a good idea. Maybe because he knew Vicky Pattison and they somehow thought more people would tune in because of that?? Idk. He wasn't a total twat, but he wasn't exactly a likeable bore. It seemed as if he thought he could just float right through to the end without uttering a word and instead just sit there looking pretty. It did nearly work, to be fair. His only 'moment' that I can remember is the painfully awkward attempt from Evelyn at forcing a showmance, which he was having absolutely none of. But Alex being Alex, said **** all since he actually can't speak, or when he does speak, out comes some inaudible scouse mumble, and in the end it looked like he was leading her on. Tragic. It was very fitting that he was evicted in the most boring way possible, along with fellow snoozemate Sam, and ultimately missed out on a place in the final. A terrible housemate who is a prime example of what is wrong with the casting nowadays. I mean, if you're going to have a token good looking, straight, white male, then at least make sure they have a personality first.

[Shaun]

Just Lucas +Macie to write and then Robert can nominate! All lineup pics are updated in the OP if you want to prepare now.

[Epic.]

Already prepared :hee: I may have to pm you them first though since I don't know how the layout works with arranging images when nomming

[RileyH]

I always forget Alex was even on BB and I only know him from Judge Geordie

[Epic.]

The one thing that really ticked me off with Alex was virtually every housemate saying on more than one occasion "I ****ing love Alex. He's really nice and caring and I hope he wins this. He's also pretty good looking ;0 " If he's all these personality traits, SHOW US THEM.

[Shaun]

a shortcut to posting the noms is using the URL for the images:

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/alex.png

and just replace the number '17' with the number of the series they were in (eg. 09, 01, 11, etc) and then the name with their name obviously

it's not foolproof though because Brantsteele identify some of them by their birthnames, so Gos from BB4 becomes Hajrinder Gosal, becomes hajrinder.png... some others are slightly different too, off the top of my head Freddie is Frederick, John James is just 'john', JJ is joejohn... there's a lot of them really

[Babayaro.]

You'll have to post mine for me. :)

[RileyH]

why am I the only one capable of doing it myself

[Shaun]

I am considering giving you an extra final pass for the competence!

[Babayaro.]

why am I the only one capable of doing it myself

Suppose you've got to be good at something

[RileyH]

I am considering giving you an extra final pass for the competence!

please do :flutter:

Suppose you've got to be good at something

:rolleyes:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Saved Jack again because there weren't many options left :ninja2:

213th: Tom O'Connell (BB12)
https://res.cloudinary.com/jpress/image/fetch/w_700,f_auto,ar_3:2,c_fill/http://www.shieldsgazette.com/webimage/1.4034524.1323168846!/image/180185222.jpg

You had an option right below you sis!!! Tom using a task in the penultimate week as an excuse to make a one man show destroying Aaron's reputation was probably the best non-Jem moment of the series x

(Dean write up coming shortly once I muster up the energy to talk about yet another early season wanker)

[Macie Lightfoot]

203. Dean O'Loughlin (BB2 - 3rd Place)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1460000/images/_1461101_dean2_300.jpg

"Subtly sanctimonious father figure" is not a fun archetype right now in 2017 and it was not fun in 2001 either! It's easy to let Dean's awfulness slide because he's not Stuart and not Bubble but... he really isn't that good at all. Like, he doesn't make my blood curl BUT you can really make some good arguments for his suckitude. I bet you guys don't remember that *HE* of all people was the BB2 representative in the "tenth series, not tenth anniversary" shopping task on BB10!!!!! His whole shtick was talking about House Politics, which can already be nauseating and Too Much but don't forget that Dean also had arguably the worst voice on Big Brother UK, a show where having an awful voice is almost a prerequisite.

I don't know, the fact that I'm struggling to give Dean a scathing write up just shows that you could have taken pretty much anyone else, even Elizabeth or Josh or Amma, even Stuart and Bubble whom I both ****ing HATE, and they would've been better representatives for the BB10 task. They all actually would've been better suited as finalists than he was!!!! Okay, not complaining that I only dealt with half a series of Bubble and a third of a series of Stuart, but you get the idea. Boringly offensive and offensively boring. One of my good internet friends astutely said that Dean is the lost member of the BB4 cast that accidentally got let loose onto the show two years earlier and I really vibe with that. Another one of my good internet friends then astutely responded that that sentiment applies to at least half of the BB2 cast, but that's for a whooooole nother discussion. We shall end this Dean write up by acknowledging one of my favorite signs and posters held up in the crowd during a live show, this one from the funale bc we had to watch Dean for a full nine weeks: DEAN - TAKE LIFE LESS SERIOUSLY.

Fin.

[Epic.]

"Subtly sanctimonious father figure" was one of the best things about Roberto Conte

[Shaun]

I eagerly await Lucas' half-assed 15 words

[Headie]

Where is Toya's final pass

[Marsh.]

I hope Deana has suitably been given last place.

[Shaun]

#edgy

[Babayaro.]

Lucas has been removed, yes?

[Black Dagger]

Save Kieran and cut Glyn

Kieran could dick me for 14 minutes.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/06/article-P-45c349ec-3150-426c-b422-2f38aa488ef9-4qyJ1n9Yuo70666d593e0baeb61b-908_634x356.jpg

Glyn is quite possibly the most overrated housemate of all time. In a series that was supposedly defined by massive characters this non entity pulls off a 2nd place to Pete after singing a song about eggs and wanking into a condom in the shower and leaving it proudly on display. His whole personality revolved around the fact that he was young as well as being Welsh and when that's all you have to define you then what is the ****ing point. He hss since gone into politics and came out of the closet allegedly. So good for him I guess. But yes for a BB7 housemate in which the majority were overrated despite the inferiority to BB6 housemates. He stands out top of the list x

[Epic.]

Robbed!

[Epic.]

Anyway preparing noms

[Black Dagger]

Lucas has been removed, yes?

Shoo.

[Shaun]

RobertC's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/arthur.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/andy.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/frederick.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/harjinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/harry.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/joejohn.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/jonny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/mandy.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/mohamed.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/natalie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/nichola.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/nicole.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/ray.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/victoria.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/wolfy.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/zac.png

Aaron (BB12) - Arthur (BB18) - Andy (BB17) - Freddie (BB10) - Gos (BB4) - Harry (BB12) - JJ (BB11) - Jonny (BB3) - Mandy (BB18)
Mohamed (BB9) - Natalie (BB17) - Nichola (BB1) - Nicole (BB9) - Ray (BB4) - Sree (BB10) - Victoria (BB17) - Wolfy (BB14) - Ziggy (BB8)

Get saving and eliminating now!

[Shaun]

Saved Ray because he was already robbed of the BB4 crown and if you think you're axing him this soon you can think again!

202nd: Victoria Jensen
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/11/13/3523905400000578-3636586-Emotional_The_shock_announcement_comes_after_Victo ria_s_emotiona-m-14_1465648745579.jpg

This was a painful but necessary elimination I'm afraid! The start of BB17 was hella promising but there were two housemates I couldn't stand and that was the overbearing tree-hugging self-proclaimed hippie sisters. One of them stayed long enough to mature into a layered personality, the other left through a backdoor with not much character growth to convince me to keep her in this game any longer! Sorry Victoria! Sorry Jamie!

[Jason.]

Saving dominatrix legend Natalie because her Twitter feed was probably the only good thing to come from the general election and that wasn't even inside the house!

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Arthur Fulford

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/men/2017/06/06/TELEMMGLPICT000131016774_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqiUuvBi zZT2q34Osm0tNw3DwDvvAPB4l4VVCa94I7c0.jpeg?imwidth= 450

Arthur sucked and I actually hated him at the time, although looking back, maybe hate was too strong of a word and disproportionate to his sins as he was pretty forgettable in the grand scheme of BB18, despite being a BIG CHARACTER and providing 'talking points' both of which translate to being a **** nowadays lbr.

Arthur was your token posh guy, but he also ticked the box for BB18's wind-up merchant and frankly a posh Stephen Bear was never an archetype I'd take to very well. Arthur's catalogue of desperate antics included declothing the mannequins in the bathroom to wear himself, defacing the fittings and fixtures, berating Hannah and calling her a bad housemate for following the rules in the political debate task, throwing food all over the kitchen floor and calling everyone dickheads for no reason, only to complain about being bullied when someone dared to react. Yeah...it doesn't really work that way. I put him in the same league as Marc and Bear, but he seems to get a lot of love on here and in general and I never really understood why and the fact he was so overrated just fueled my dislike for him even further. Say what you want, but I'm CERTAIN if he wasn't fat and had a six pack, he'd be rightfully vilified for being another Bear character, but he's posh and not white trash so it's fine.

He pushed for the Shahbaz angle by provoking almost everyone for no reason and then claiming to be bullied when they reacted? First of all, I don't really remember him being bullied at all and if he was, it was certainly NOWHERE near the level of Shahbaz's treatment because Arthur was just an annoying twat who knew exactly what he was doing. He ended up walking for unspecified reasons and I was glad to see the back of him because he would've probably made it to the end if he didn't and I don't know how I would've coped with 54 days of Arthur ****ing Fulford, as if the 5 days he was in there weren't draining enough, then again I stopped watching like a week later when Sukhi walked so eh what do I care?

[Babayaro.]

Save Mo cut Nicole

[Marsh.]

#edgy
Wasn't trying to be edgy. I don't like Deana. :shrug:

[Black Dagger]

Save Aaron cut Andy!

[Marsh.]

Save Mo cut Nicole
:joker:

[Cal.]

Save Ziggy cut Randy Mandy!

[Babayaro.]

:joker:

What?!

[Cal.]

Save Ziggy cut Randy Mandy!

Saved Ziggy because he was fit!

Mandy Longworth

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrother/images/7/74/BB18UK_Mandy.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20170606002814

If you'd told me this time 4 months ago I'd be cutting our Mandy I'd have told you to shut up but alas here we are! She was an alright housemate at the time but a bore in hindsight and since Charlotte Keys is basically the spawn of Satan that makes her...Satan? Just kidding obviously! Yeah I brought into the whole Randy Mandy thing and loved her but then she got evicted by Tom on like Day 5 and was really bitter in her interview (but then I guess who wouldn't be?) Anyway we all forgot about her for the rest of the summer until she resurfaced as the series was drawing to a close and basically ruined our Chanelle's chances (don't want to hear it if you think she ruined it herself!) by setting her gross daughter Charlotte on her with the castration comment and it all went downhill for our Mancunian mouthpiece after that. So yeah I don't like Mandy anymore. Oh, and she he was 7 stone 6 and she put on a great performance!

[Jake.]

Save Sree axe JJ

[Shaun]

Freddie, Jonny, Wolfy, Gos, Harry and Nichola are left for Macie, Daniel-X and Riley to play with

[RileyH]

cut Nicole

you bastard

[RileyH]

save Freddy axe Harry

[Jamie89]

Won't somebody PLEASE save Nichola

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--REiWqfGk--/vzi7e7yb0xpt2f260m5t.jpg

[Jamie89]

Also :clap2: @ the Glyn cut. It always bugged me as well that he basically admitted during the show that he was just putting on an act to be liked and wasn't really being himself (around the time Susie came in if I remember correctly) and was never called out on it and people just carried on saying how great and adorable he was. He had the highest IQ of that years cast and I fully believe that his whole 'arc' was masterminded... which makes him sound quite good actually, but he still wasn't!

[Headie]

Won't somebody PLEASE save Nichola

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--REiWqfGk--/vzi7e7yb0xpt2f260m5t.jpg

THIS

Save Caggy’s bestie

[Daniel-X]

Saving Nichola cos she looks like a legend? Axing Gos.

[Shaun]

I am 99.999999999% sure who Macie is going to save out of Wolfy and Jonny but the decision is still to be confirmed :p

[Macie Lightfoot]

People are TOTALLY taking advantage of timezones and me being a working girl and I am *NOT* having it (even though the noms were posted after my contract hours and I'm just being a brat x)

cut Jonny and save Wolfy's exploding nose

[Jake.]

197th Place: Joe-John Daniel "JJ" Bird
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/article-1280750097479-0aa88e66000005dc-868843_636x351.jpg

I understand that when a fresh bunch of nominations come through, your first instinct is to cull the biggest twat or most horrid or most obnoxious person which is fine. However, the deadwood also must get chopped from time to time, before we're left with a top 50 compromising of different variations of Ready Salted crisps.

Because having someone in BB11 with the initials JJ wasn't already enough, they stuck in another one as a late entrant. I can't remember all that much about Joe-John (other than his kiss with Coirin and that he was a boxer) so he obviously made a lasting impression. He made the final and finished 4th and was simply just "ok" (much like the series he was in).

I know what you're thinking: his name is as ridiculous as his placing in this countdown. You're not wrong, which is why it's time for him to go.

[RileyH]

Corin <3

[Jamie89]

Saving Nichola cos she looks like a legend? Axing Gos.She really is :flutter: especially compared to Gos (but then who isn't)

[Shaun]

Saved Ray because he was already robbed of the BB4 crown and if you think you're axing him this soon you can think again!

202nd: Victoria Jensen
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/11/13/3523905400000578-3636586-Emotional_The_shock_announcement_comes_after_Victo ria_s_emotiona-m-14_1465648745579.jpg

This was a painful but necessary elimination I'm afraid! The start of BB17 was hella promising but there were two housemates I couldn't stand and that was the overbearing tree-hugging self-proclaimed hippie sisters. One of them stayed long enough to mature into a layered personality, the other left through a backdoor with not much character growth to convince me to keep her in this game any longer! Sorry Victoria! Sorry Jamie!

Sorry again!

[Black Dagger]

Save Aaron cut Andy!

Should really just give Aaron a final pass at this rate. None of my faves are going.

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/andy-west.jpg

Using big words doesn't make you any more interesting than your counterparts hun. So why not make out as if your intellect is superior when all I want to hear on this show is how Katie Price shoved a lot of things up Alex Reid's bum. Do one darling. Andy was one of these whiny housemates who always had an answer for everything and yet still came out as wrong half the time. His boyfriend was also creepy as **** and turned out to be a cheater and broke Andy's heart and that was quite sad. But unfortunately it just does not change the fact that Andy was sincerely boring and unsuprisingly was the most nominated housemate of the series because he was just far too intelligent for the rest of his housemates. Or so he says anyway.

Cheerio deary.

[Shaun]

Is that FP a final decision lucas!

[Black Dagger]

Is that FP a final decision lucas!

Oh I thought it was too late? Aye go on then x

[Shaun]

In all honesty I can't remember if I have already stopped someone from using it "later on" when they've saved someone before

[Jake.]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/1abe539ab6686696d3548bfa19176912/tumblr_o92orcpmXc1v9roxto6_400.gif @ this round

[RileyH]

196) Harry Blake

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article186502.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/image-9-big-brother-2011-549239837.jpg

An overrated posh twat with an annoying voice and **** clothes. I don't get why people like him, and he also proudly admits to being '150% Tory' :skull: Also a fan of fox hunting and spent most of his 50 days in the house in the background where he should've stayed. Personally I find BB12 an underrated series with icons like Aaron, Maisy, Faye, Alex, Mark, Jem etc but I couldn't stand him and he really brought the series down for me. That's all I can really say on him tbh :shrug: sorry if I haven't quite reached 100 words but I actually can't think of anything else to say on him

[Jason.]

I keep forgetting we have Save and Replace and a final pass.

I feel like it's too early to use them. :laugh:

[Shaun]

5 more writeups and then Jake can nominate!

[Babayaro.]

Saved Mohamed Mohamed

Eliminated Nicole Cammack

I saved Mo because along with Rachel and Sara, he was easily one of the most genuine and nice housemates in a cast full of bitchy and unpleasant characters.

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/nicole.png

Nicole was a moody, ungrateful, pain in the arse. I want to go to my bed soon and I cba writing much about Nicole bloody Cammack. Anyway, she entered the house very late on in BB9 and was chucked in by the producers purely because she was Rex's girlfriend. Not very fair, is it. She was a crap housemate, lets not kid ourselves here, but for some reason quite a lot of people on here like her. I get that she ruined Rex's chances of winning, but, apart from that, what did she really do? It's kind of annoying that someone as irrelevant as her currently (as far as we know) holds the record for the highest eviction percentage. I'm sure outside of her awfully shallow relationship she wasn't a bad person, but what we did see of her in the house wasn't very positive, and really, she should not have been put in in the first place.

[Jamie89]

Sorry again!

I sort of agree with the Victoria cut </3 as much as I hate to say it because I loved her in a 2 dimensional sort of way, like you said she just wasn't in for long enough to become fleshed out like Emma.

Saved Mohamed Mohamed

Eliminated Nicole Cammack

I saved Mo because along with Rachel and Sara, he was easily one of the most genuine and nice housemates in a cast full of bitchy and unpleasant characters.

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/nicole.png

Nicole was a moody, ungrateful, pain in the arse. I want to go to my bed soon and I cba writing much about Nicole bloody Cammack. Anyway, she entered the house very late on in BB9 and was chucked in by the producers purely because she was Rex's girlfriend. Not very fair, is it. She was a crap housemate, lets not kid ourselves here, but for some reason quite a lot of people on here like her. I get that she ruined Rex's chances of winning, but, apart from that, what did she really do? It's kind of annoying that someone as irrelevant as her currently (as far as we know) holds the record for the highest eviction percentage. I'm sure outside of her awfully shallow relationship she wasn't a bad person, but what we did see of her in the house wasn't very positive, and really, she should not have been put in in the first place.

That's all she needed to do :love:

[Shaun]

Just waiting on Jason, Daniel-X & Macie before Jake's 2nd round of noms.

[RileyH]

I loved Nicole </3

[Jason.]

Saving dominatrix legend Natalie because her Twitter feed was probably the only good thing to come from the general election and that wasn't even inside the house!

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Arthur Fulford

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Arthur sucked and I actually hated him at the time, although looking back, maybe hate was too strong of a word and disproportionate to his sins as he was pretty forgettable in the grand scheme of BB18, despite being a BIG CHARACTER and providing 'talking points' both of which translate to being a **** nowadays lbr.

Arthur was your token posh guy, but he also ticked the box for BB18's wind-up merchant and frankly a posh Stephen Bear was never an archetype I'd take to very well. Arthur's catalogue of desperate antics included declothing the mannequins in the bathroom to wear himself, defacing the fittings and fixtures, berating Hannah and calling her a bad housemate for following the rules in the political debate task, throwing food all over the kitchen floor and calling everyone dickheads for no reason, only to complain about being bullied when someone dared to react. Yeah...it doesn't really work that way. I put him in the same league as Marc and Bear, but he seems to get a lot of love on here and in general and I never really understood why and the fact he was so overrated just fueled my dislike for him even further. Say what you want, but I'm CERTAIN if he wasn't fat and had a six pack, he'd be rightfully vilified for being another Bear character, but he's posh and not white trash so it's fine.

He pushed for the Shahbaz angle by provoking almost everyone for no reason and then claiming to be bullied when they reacted? First of all, I don't really remember him being bullied at all and if he was, it was certainly NOWHERE near the level of Shahbaz's treatment because Arthur was just an annoying twat who knew exactly what he was doing. He ended up walking for unspecified reasons and I was glad to see the back of him because he would've probably made it to the end if he didn't and I don't know how I would've coped with 54 days of Arthur ****ing Fulford, as if the 5 days he was in there weren't draining enough, then again I stopped watching like a week later when Sukhi walked so eh what do I care?

At least I get pAID!

[Macie Lightfoot]

my write up is coming as soon as I get off my couch bc thank **** it's Friday

[Daniel-X]

Gos:
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/BB4/Diaries/8/normal_Big_Brother_4-Big_Brother_Diaries-8-002.jpg

I haven't watched BB4 but isn't he like arguably the most boring housemate ever? Like seriously isn't this actually a thing? Maybe Maysoon is actually a tad more boring idk the consensus but I feel like it would be between those two? Although I would throw in Sam Giffen for good measure if it was me. He was ****ing T-E-D-I-O-U-S. But then again so was Sam Evans. Maybe it's all the Sam's I mean Giffen/Evans/Chaloner wow what a bunch of bores. Except Sam Brodie, she was such a gobby legend.

[Shaun]

macie :oh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

194. Jonny Regan (BB3 - 2nd Place)

https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/0/06/Jonny4.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130514153811

I feel like I've already done a write up on Jonny so maybe that's why I've been avoiding this one but he really is one of the EVIL forces of early franchise BBUK who doesn't get recognized enough for how bad he is. If I had to describe him in two words, it would be UNFUNNY CLOWN. He was all about ~wacky fun and games~ and ~practical jokes~ and all that bull****, and then when people got sick of it he'd start throwing himself a pity party because "I was just nominated for aving a laff and bein myself x" and then the public would fall for it and he would only get like MAYBE 30% of the vote to evict?!?!?! And then he got super self-righteous towards the end and threw a tantrum bc he was nominated THREE ****ING TIMES and he screamed so loud in someone's face, I wanna say Jade, that the veins were popping out of his neck and all that ****. I don't know, like I don't think Jonny was a conscious force of evil but he really pulled all that Ziggy, Darnell, Siavash, John James, and Aaron **** long before they did whether he knew it or not. Goodbye and good riddance!

[Shaun]

kween, thank you.

Jake, you're up!

[Shaun]

Jake's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/adjoa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/ashleigh.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/beinazir.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/chelsea.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/cristian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/daniel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/jay.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/jonty.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/karly.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/louise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/lukes.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/rachel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/sophie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/stuart.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/thomas.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/victoria.png

Aaron (BB16) - Adjoa (BB16) - Alison (BB3) - Ashleigh (BB13) - Beinazir (BB10) - Chelsea (BB17) - Cristian (BB16) - Dan (BB14) - Jay (BB12)
Jonty (BB8) - Karly (BB10) - Louise (BB12) - Luke S (BB13) - Rachel (BB11) - Sophie (BB14) - Stuart (BB9) - Tom (BB10) - Victoria (BB13)

Get saving and eliminating now!

[Shaun]

Saved Jonty because... well I don't know why really.

193rd: Dan Neal (BB14)
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000613967146/72bfa91f9a05d3660942f20c8f224b14.jpeg

By far the worst housemate of BB14, Dan was the most obnoxious of assholes and probably still is. Now shacked up to Rylan in what is 100% not just a celebrity-chasing sham, he started off as a "not your average gay" trope and spent the first half of BB14 second-guessing every single production move. Taking every one in 100 correct guess as justification for his ex-policeman mastermind status was just the tip of the iceberg, though, and he soon turned his "I'VE GOT EVERYTHING SUSSED" divaship on the weaker housemates. He refused to let Jemima talk about her daughter's near-death experience, he refused to let Wolfy be her weird spiritual lesbian self, and he refused to let Gina and Dexter play their childish mindgames.

And just look at that ****ing calendar! A CALENDAR? A BLOODY CALENDAR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? He just makes me angry whenever I remember him and I hope he wakes up feeling absolutely NOTHING.

[RileyH]

Final Pass Rachel
Axe Ashleigh

[Epic.]

Save Adjoa
Cut Jay

[Black Dagger]

I will save Alison and cut Louise.

[Daniel-X]

Save Victoria
Axe Cristian

[Black Dagger]

Save Victoria
Axe Cristian

NOOO. I WAS THIRSTING x

[RileyH]

nnn I wasn't looking at the pictures and got the Rachel's confused omg :skull:

[Daniel-X]

NOOO. I WAS THIRSTING x

Hasn't he got some nudes somewhere? I'll post that as the pic to go with the write up for you darling X

[Black Dagger]

Hasn't he got some nudes somewhere? I'll post that as the pic to go with the write up for you darling X

Thanks treacle X

[Daniel-X]

Shshshshshhshs not bloody Rachel Ifon getting Rachael White's final pass I'm SCREAMING

[Shaun]

I did think it was a bizarre final pass choice but then we've already seen Biannca and Rebecca given them, so...

[RileyH]

Shshshshshhshs not bloody Rachel Ifon getting Rachael White's final pass I'm SCREAMING

I did think it was a bizarre final pass choice but then we've already seen Biannca and Rebecca given them, so...

mistakes were made </3

[Daniel-X]

I did think it was a bizarre final pass choice but then we've already seen Biannca and Rebecca given them, so...

Rebecca WAS BB18 though?

[Shaun]

can someone PLEASE eliminate Luke S before Macie gets to save him at the end

[Daniel-X]

Cristian MJC:
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/425960/slide_425960_5492114_free.jpg

'A piece of toast is more fookin interesting than you' - Helen Wood on Cristian MJC, circa June 2016. It is argued that her analogy is a FACT.

I feel a tad bad for cutting Cristian because he is RIDICULOUSLY handsome (and Jasmine Lennard said he liked his men more than his women which makes him even more attractive). He wasn't actually offensive (bar one or two really cringeworthy moments) but cutting him HAD to be done before he sailed through to the bloody latter stages, just like he did during BB16. I feel like my write ups are becoming increasingly repetitive bc I just keep cutting the bores but Cristian really was a bore. He had no idea about BB, he was a snob but in the most boring of fashions and he was so incredibly fake. It just seemed like BB was a platform for him to boost his career as a ~rapper~ (I use the term rapper loosely) and actually didn't really give a **** about being in there and didn't care about his experience. He was clocked by Helly (ugh such a legend wish I could've final passed her) for being so monotonous and dormant and decided all of a sudden to get a personality and start behaving like a twat attacking far superior housemates such as Jade. It was all very try hard and embarrassing to watch and he still somehow managed to say? I just don't get it. He went back to being a bore once he felt he did have to prove himself to the former housemates and finished dead last in the final despite being the 'hot male' of the year, I mean that just highlights how bloody terrible he was the hot males are always guaranteed at least about bloody fourth!

[Jason.]

I save Karly because her thick Scottish accent just made everything she said a cackle >>>

Chelsea Singh

It's 1am so I'll keep this short because I'm tired and I don't really remember that much about Chelsea, other than the fact he seemed like an awful derivative of Dexter Koh, had an offensive hairstyle in which I recall Luisa Zissman saying she wanted to rip the wig of his head on BOTS and he fell out with Jayne before the show, which is why they were both put in together and he spent his entire stay on this crusade against her but then he got annihilated by her (literally) as he was swiftly thrown out via the back door while she made the final.

[Babayaro.]

Save Karly cut Tom

[Babayaro.]

Oh

[Babayaro.]

I save Stuart and cut Tom then

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Luke cut Aaron? Final pass Luke if possible????

[Black Dagger]

save Luke cut Aaron? Final pass Luke if possible????

:joker:

[Shaun]

that leaves Cal with Beinazir and Sophie!

[Epic.]

nnn I wasn't looking at the pictures and got the Rachel's confused omg :skull:

OMG IM HOWLING :joker:

[RileyH]

shaun can I have my final pass back please x

[Shaun]

:suspect: I'll allow it since it was a mistake

[RileyH]

wow thanks hun :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

I personally think using a final pass on Rachel Ifon is perfectly logical tbh.

[Shaun]

Not that I want to advocate a little bit of drama but from now on is pretty much the ideal sort of time to tactically use your #SaveAndReplaces... especially if we're down to the last 2 HMs of a round and waiting for the final decision, you could theoretically save one and put up someone you are fairly confident would be culled in place of the last nominee.

[RileyH]

http://i.imgur.com/hpqiNkA.gif

[Daniel-X]

Is #SaveAndReplace only in tact till final 75 like the Final Pass?

[Shaun]

I don't think it is actually, so maybe saving it for the dying embers of the game is a good tactic too

But then if everyone does it you could theoretically have a chaotic last round of everyone going "Save Derek, Put up Belinda" and then "NO, SAVE BELINDA, PUT DEREK BACK UP :)" and what not

Which would be fun!

[Epic.]

Rachel Ifon > Rachael White if im honest

[RileyH]

Rachel Ifon > Rachael White if im honest

no

[Jason.]

Neither hold a candle to Rice.

[RileyH]

Neither hold a candle to Rice.

Rachael >>>

[Cal.]

Save Sophie cut Benazir

[Marsh.]

Final Pass Rachel
Axe Ashleigh
:skull:

[RileyH]

:skull:

WHAT

[Shaun]

Two writeups done :spin2:

[Epic.]

191. Jay McKray
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article186500.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/image-15-big-brother-2011-941967281.jpg

Good: He annihilated the **** out of Aaron in the final week for him being a fraudulent irritant and, given my distaste for Aaron, really satisfied me.

Bad: Awful showmance, pretty douchey at times, and failed at beating Aaron. Shouldn't have even ranked that high to begin with, Alex was robbed out of who was in the final.

I could've even cut him sooner than this and plus he was imo definitely the worst out of everyone that was up for this round. Besides that he was pretty boring and I struggle to form many coherent words for someone as banal as him on the whole though he could get too in-your-face sometimes.

[reece(:]

not Justin Waggot

[RileyH]

192) Ashleigh Hughes

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/02/article-2182677-1450F198000005DC-6_468x286.jpg

When you hear about an Ashleigh from Big Brother, this one is not exactly the first one that comes to mind. A nobody from BB13 who shacked up with Luke ****ing Scrase and had one of the worst showmances in history if I do say so myself. TBH the most memorable thing she did in that house was lose Deana's letter because she couldn't go 2 seconds without swearing :umm2: I kinda did feel bad for her when she got evicted, it was quite harsh but you can't say she didn't deserve it. I'm not exactly at 100 words yet so I'll take this time to apologise for nearly giving away my final pass to Rachel Ifon:)
http://i.imgur.com/hpqiNkA.gif

[Shaun]

5 writeups to go and Daniel-X, you're then up. I think I've already updated the castlist pics in the OP.

BB1 are still going strong with 0 casualties :omgno:

[Cal.]

Save Sophie cut Benazir

Saved Sophie because I kind of liked her at points in BB14.

Beinazir Lasharie

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/1/1a/Beinazir_Lasharie.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20140621124922

Beinazir seemed nice? I've only seen a tiny bit of her and can't really remember her at all from what I saw of BB10 at the time. I cut her simply because I couldn't justify cutting Sophie who did bring something to BB14 (albeit small) and lasted 9 weeks over Beinazir who lasted like 72 hours or something? Anyway I think a lot of people on here like her so I'm sorry for cutting her but from what I can say about her, she was evicted on a London double decker bus in a blanket having never become a housemate because the public didn't want her to become one. She seems like she'd be a scream and it's a shame she never got that chance but oh well, the past is the bloody past!

[Macie Lightfoot]

um as evidenced by my final pass-ing of Luke Scrase, Lushleigh are an international love story and *POSSIBLY* the best in any Big Brother ever? Like, Stuchelle is the only competition I'm p sure.

Exhibit A:
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Exhibit B:
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[Macie Lightfoot]

186. Aaron Frew (BB16 - 17th Place)

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GASP, I'm breaking my cardinal rule of eliminating someone from a series I only Wiki-watched rather than did a full watch with edgic *BUT* Aaron was booted early though that I think I have a pretty good grasp on him bc I actually saw most of his footage? He only lasted two weeks and is pretty much solely defined by his ejection so yes I can handle it, let's get him out of the way.

Aaron Frew is... a very simple man. Very stupid indeed, perhaps "dangerously stupid even by BBUK standards" as my friend so eloquently put, which is frightening when you think about how many ****ing stupid people have been on this show. And then you throw in the fact that he was a bit of a predatory gay and yeah that's pretty much a recipe for disaster isn't it?

re: The Joel Thing... Joel is totally a closeted gay and An Awful Gay and an awful human *BUT* Aaron's "behavior" around him was gross and shady before The Incident bc 1) stop being a pervy creep, leave him alone, 2) it's ****ing @JoelTory that you're finding yourself attracted to, seek help please. This led to Aaron "jokingly" hitting on him and making uncomfortable passes at him and then ultimately rubbing his penis on him????? I've always been perplexed at people saying that Aaron was ROBBED and UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED in his ejection bc, like, "attempting to intimidating someone by use of his genitals" seems like a pretty valid reason to eject someone if you ask me? But for some reason people thought this was super unfair both on this forum and in that house, and it pretty much got to the point where ****ing Sarah Greenwood of all people was making me empathize with @JoelTory, someone who didn't seem to exhibit an iota of human emotion!!!!!!

So yeah, Aaron sucked and BB16 was awful and I'm eventually going to torture myself one day and do a proper full series watch and edgic bc what better way to punish myself xxx can't wait.

[Macie Lightfoot]

and since I *APPARENTLY* need to explain why I gave my final pass to Luke Scrase... an overture, written and composed by SurvivorSucks poster "Dyke Cruser"

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/viewtopic.php?p=8829400#p8829400 (original post is transcribed in spoiler tags below)


The season's over, and hopefully you can all now have a laugh at the biggest wanker and most unintentionally hilarious housemate, Luke S. He was hard to get a read of, but the glaring vanity, over the top gameplay, selfishness, and overall strange things he did makes him incredibly entertaining. There's no reason not to like him now that he's officially in 5th place and has zero dollars to show for it.

http://1.bp.+*++%$%#.com/-X0UXmV2IzeI/T9CAVayxwsI/AAAAAAAAMKw/jGIfHUmXlpg/s1600/Luke%2BS.jpg

GUYS WANT TO BE HIM, GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH HIM.

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/luke-s-big-brother-2012-2-460x306.jpg

Guys want to be inside him.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/14/article-1339682870960-1396AFE9000005DC-171177_466x310.jpg

He went into the game with a total gameplan, to find an easy girl and start a relationship....

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article866471.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ASHLEIGH+AND+ARRON+BIG+BROTHER+BATH.jpg

And picked a girl with an annoying voice who he didn't really like, and who only got uglier and uglier as the series went on.

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/47/281x351/259842_1.jpg

The only reason he had any friends was because he was trying to force the relationship down Ashleigh's throat and would go to great lengths to play it up to the viewers.

http://www.tvthrong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/luke-s-big-brother-2012-3.jpg

However, even though he admitted to the good folks at Barbell Media that he had no intentions of staying with Ashleigh, he continued to fake it in every conversation with her even after he was evicted. Not to mention the fact that he was creepily clingly to her throughout the series.

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/BB_DAY-55_LUKE-S-DURING-THE-CONFESSION.jpg

It was probably a totally lavender relationship from the beginning, as his extensive knowledge of women's shoes, makeup, sewing, and frequents gay bars.

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/32/618x450/bb_day_67_ashleigh_mr_snuggles_1.jpg

Add to that Luke S had no balls.... he always let someone else take the fall for him. Even if it means putting his girlfriend's hair on the line a day before her eviction, just so he could get a beauty treatment.

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/luke-s-big-brother-2-2012.jpg

His sexuality aside, Luke's only true love in life is himself and his body.

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/realitytv_big_brother_2012_day8_13.jpg

Because with looks like that, you really don't need a personality.

http://www.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/bb2012_whiteroom_twist1.jpg

But once all is said and done, he'll be most remembered for his white room failure....

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/conor-luke-s-white-room-2-460x330.jpg

And weeping like a baby because he was too slow to hit the button.... and too greedy to take anything less than 50k. He showed no reaction when his "girlfriend" was voted out, but he cried for a week and a half after he lost that task.

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/26/300x225/luke-s.jpg

So being the "expert" gameplayer he thinks he is, he tries to act like he didn't mean to hit the button and he got really upset with Conor for doing what anyone would have done. Deena and the Great British Public saw through it and made fun of Charlie getting his gold ticket... leading to more TEARS.

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So thank you Luke S, for being such a deplorable human being, massive wanker, and hilarious housemate.

[Shaun]

LUCAS :oh: MARC :oh: JASON :oh:

[Black Dagger]

I will save Alison and cut Louise.

Has Louise ever gone viral? I think the **** not. Boring cow.

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Louise Cliffe

Louise probably is one of the best looking female housemates to grace the show but when that is your focal point for somebody who munches dick then I am afraid it is time to be culled from the game. Louise is harmless as they come in housemate stakes yet managed to showmance and marry such a revolting beast. Their relationship was on the bizarre scale. She was besotted by him doing the most repulsive things. Writing messages in blood and showing her his faeces didn't disturb her but she was charmed by these acts of "romance" and well luv. You're a bloody fruitloop for that. She also beat my favourite housemate of the series and for that alone she is getting sent packing. Absolute dullness personified here.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Stuart Pilkington

Eliminated Tom Oliver

I saved Stuart because he was the best from his group and his eviction is pretty iconic

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/thomas.png

CANNOT BE ARSED. Tom was one of the more irrelevant housemates from BB10 and was generally just a self-righteous bore who entered 6 weeks into the series and walked a week later. He doesn't really have much memorable moments apart from attempting a showmance with Noirin (I think? Or was it the other way around?? Idfc) but Marcus' OTT hatred towards him as soon as he stepped foot in the house was hilarious, I guess. :shrug:

[Shaun]

thank you :love:

[Shaun]

Daniel-X, you can nominate now since we're only waiting on 1 writeup (as usual, Jason can save/cut once he's caught up)

Post your own or PM me, I don't mind

[Shaun]

OK it's the midpoint of the game and we're here with our first gimmick: one from every series!

Daniel-X's nominations are as follows...

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http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/lateysha.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/maisy.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/pete.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/sean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/scott.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/thomas.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/tim.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/wolfy.png

Andrew (BB11) - Anthony (BB6) - Ashleigh (BB15) - Chanelle (BB18) - Dan (BB5) - Josh (BB2) - Justine (BB4) - Kathreya (BB9) - Kieran (BB16)
Lateysha (BB17) - Maisy (BB12) - Pete (BB7) - Seany (BB8) - Scott (BB13) - Sree (BB10) - Tom (BB1) - Tim (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Get saving and eliminating now!

[Shaun]

I saved Dan because I think the last 3 or 4 rounds have been drastically damaging to the LGBT housemates and I fear he may be one of like, three, left. Also bc he was lovely and definitely not leaving before Vanessa and Shell! (Ok Shell was lovely too but still)

184th: Maisy James (BB12)
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Since I never really properly watched BB12 I shall explain this elimination in the terms of a show I do watch and rewatch religiously: Maisy James strikes me as the Farrah Moan edit of the series. Granted, season 9 of RDR is lightyears ahead of season 12 of BBUK but she strikes me as the closest resemblance. She is ultimately pointless to the entirety of it and seems to have served just a "pin-up" purpose for the Patricks testosterone and Lynx aerosol-fueled plebs that Channel 5 initially aimed for. She spent the first week or two doing little, and then the dreaded happened. Do you remember where you were when you loaded Twitter and saw... brace yourselves...

Day 17: *BREAKING NEWS* Aaron and Maisy enjoy a little smooch at 3am this morning.

I personally was shook! And so were the voting public, as she was fourth evicted (the week after this seminal event).

Also I just found this:

Ardent fashionista and former Big Brother star Maisy James launched her highly anticipated clothing collection with all her usual gusto and enthusiasm, and has modelled some of her collection at various venues on the catwalk her model friends. Instantly labelled by the media as the best dressed BB house mate, her departure from the popular reality TV show saw Maisy inundated with offers from high street brands.

And had to laugh. I mean, fair play to her, but BBUK was clearly just the first awkward and forgettable step in whatever the career of Maisy James is and she shall go no further in this competition!

[Black Dagger]

Save Wolfy and axe Seany

[RileyH]

Save Ashleigh and axe Kathreya

[RileyH]

Maisy </3

[reece(:]

Elusive Justine sailing through again

[Jake.]

Save Chanelle, axe Andrew

[Babayaro.]

Save Sree axe Anthony

[Epic.]

Save Pete
Cut Justine ig

[Cal.]

Save Lateysha, cut Kieran

[Jason.]

Ooh I'll catch up on this in a bit. I've been busy the last few days and wasn't on yesterday.

[Shaun]

Tom, Tim, Josh and Scott are left for Macie and Jason.

[Shaun]

Elusive Justine sailing through again

You cursed it!

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Tim god cut Josh?

[Jason.]

Save Scott because he was great and probably my favourite male of BB13?

Tom McDermott

It's 1am so I'm not even going to try and muster 100 words about Tom of all people. He was the dullest person in BB1 and he had a showmance with Claire who I didn't care for either. He was Irish too and I'm only stating that fact so I reach the word limit.

That looks like 100 words to me? Good night.

[BBUK-Fan]

Save Chanelle
Cut Lateysha

[Shaun]

https://media.giphy.com/media/4oReDWVeq1hDO/giphy.gif

[Jason.]

I save Karly because her thick Scottish accent just made everything she said a cackle >>>

Chelsea Singh

It's 1am so I'll keep this short because I'm tired and I don't really remember that much about Chelsea, other than the fact he seemed like an awful derivative of Dexter Koh, had an offensive hairstyle in which I recall Luisa Zissman saying she wanted to rip the wig of his head on BOTS and he fell out with Jayne before the show, which is why they were both put in together and he spent his entire stay on this crusade against her but then he got annihilated by her (literally) as he was swiftly thrown out via the back door while she made the final.

:flower:

[LemonJam]

and since I *APPARENTLY* need to explain why I gave my final pass to Luke Scrase... an overture, written and composed by SurvivorSucks poster "Dyke Cruser"

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/viewtopic.php?p=8829400#p8829400 (original post is transcribed in spoiler tags below)



One of my favourite Luke S moments is after Adam pours the fish on Arron who has gone to the diary room feeling like **** Luke S says "tell them we need toothbrushes as well Arron cos I need to brush my teeth :)"