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Macie Lightfoot
23-11-2017, 07:47 PM
88. Scott Mason (BB13 - 7th Place)

http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/image-w-760-scale/public/migrated/2012/07/15/bb_day_39_scott_during_the_scream_extreme_task.jpg ?itok=d6Yd8ydC

I know some people like LemonJam absolutely looooove Scott but sorry, he does next to nothing for me and I don't think he should really be close to the top 100, let alone in the top 90! BB13 is really a dark horse for my fave series and I should rewatch it one day bc it's spectacular, but in a series of Insiders and Outsiders, Scott was floating along in the middle caught up in that weird Caroline/Becky/Scott vortex that I surprisingly have little to say about. I feel like many people hold Scott in high regard for calling Aaron a DISGUSTING RAPSCALLION and lashing out at him, but that was like a split second moment and Scott was a pre-final boot soooo that's a small pebble, not a big rock, ya know?

*My* personal fave Scott moment was the fact that despite being an inoffensive gay floater (a knock off Tom O'Connell, if you will), not only did he not even make it to the final, but he got beat by like 0.4% in a double eviction by ASHLEIGH HUGHES, who looks like a CGI extra from DreamWorks Animation's Flushed Away :joker::joker::joker: and that's more of an Ashleigh thing than a Scott thing sooooo sorry Scott!

Black Dagger
23-11-2017, 08:18 PM
Honestly state of this round.

Save Lesley and cut David.

Macie Lightfoot
23-11-2017, 08:25 PM
State of your pick hun.....x

Black Dagger
23-11-2017, 08:27 PM
NANOO NANOO OFF MACIE. GO EAT ANOTHER PIZZA x

LemonJam
23-11-2017, 08:44 PM
A sickening round of nominations tbh.

reece(:
23-11-2017, 08:49 PM
Lesley Brain is a legend, Lucas did good :clap1:

Macie Lightfoot
23-11-2017, 08:53 PM
u_ppF2yK4NM

the soundtrack to the murder that took place on Page 61, Post #1502.

Shaun
24-11-2017, 06:10 AM
Cal is left with Eileen and Jon!

I'm working away tonight so won't back on until tomorrow evening some time, so should be a little less demanding with :oh: emoticons. That said, no slacking!

Cal.
24-11-2017, 06:45 AM
Save Jon (?), cut Eileen

Shaun
24-11-2017, 07:36 AM
(no?)

Epic.
24-11-2017, 12:00 PM
Save Imran Cut Benedict

89. Benedict Garrett
https://falsefabs.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/benedict.jpg?w=698

I actually quite like Benedict. But given the choices I had combined with us reaching near the finale point, it probably is for the best that a somewhat charming early evictee leaves at this time, unless of course your name is Imran. Anyway he was pretty funny and down-to-earth in his recollections of articulate porn stories and seemed fairly mature and adept to his surroundings unlike most of the rest of the cast. He also had a great descent into insanity that I can't seem to recall since he wasn't that focused on, but i dunno it involved something of messing with Luke S's food or something like that. Then he left the house carrying a chair and it was one of the best evictions. So all in all not a bad housemate by any means but we're reaching near the end and it's about time I cull the ones I only have slight appreciation to.

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Jake.
24-11-2017, 07:00 PM
Save Jon (?), cut Eileen

what on earth

Jake.
24-11-2017, 07:00 PM
90th: Nick Bateman
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/nasty-nick.jpg

"It's only a gameshow!" read Nasty Nick's UBB launch night t-shirt. After being the only ever housemate to be ejected and then be asked back again, you'd have thought he'd have put a bit more effort in.

Nick did pretty well in UBB and although a few of his housemates were dubious, he reached the finale. The same can't be said for BB1. The public hated him, despite managing to convince his housemates he was nice as pie. Turning other housemates against eachother and making up pretty awful lies (such as his wife "dying" in a car accident) meant he didn't actually receive a single nomination. He could have carried on coasting through had it not been for him being tipped off to producers by his housemates (namely Craig) for plotting/scheming. He'd been scribbling down names with a pen and some paper he'd managed to sneak in and even went as far as telling Melanie who he saw being evicted each week "in a dream" he'd had. It was all very calculated and clever, but not clever enough.

Nick is clearly a BB icon and deserves to be this high up in the rankdown, but there are too many housemates I love (whereas with Nick, I probably wouldn't even use the word "like").

Macie Lightfoot
24-11-2017, 07:09 PM
This entire round feels like a personal attack.

Babayaro.
25-11-2017, 03:24 PM
Save Sree axe Rachel

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/rachel.png


Don't really know why I cut Rachel tbh. I liked her, she was a good housemate. Anyway, I must do a write-up for her. Rachel is either known as a boring fence-sitter or a likeable, fun person who stood up for herself and her friends. For me, she falls under the latter. Yes, her VT was exaggerated, but whose isn't? Her relationship with Mikey and Kat was nice, and all in all she was a deserving winner. Suppose I cut her out of retaliation for Mo being eliminated? Welp. But yeah, a good housemate who was kicked out of this game just for the sake of it. Hehe oop :hee:

Cal.
25-11-2017, 03:37 PM
My write up will be done as soon as I sit down after work this evening.

Black Dagger
25-11-2017, 07:43 PM
Honestly state of this round.

Save Lesley and cut David.

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/24/d6/47/24d6473f7fdd4f905a4fe9626dc95e45.jpg

David Ramsden

NANUUU NANUUU NANNUUU NANNUUUU. Just a noisy, cretinous tedious turd of a human being and his best friend in the house was Lisa ****ing Wallace so that should tell you all you need to know about his taste in people, absolute state, plus when I put his name in Google then I got a picture of Charlie as well looking for a picture and if Charlie was found hanging from a tree then I suppose life would be alright I guess wouldn't it. Back to David, he gagged on some stinking bishop and got called a fat **** by Marcus and well that was really about it, he's got to the top 100 and well really it's about 50 places too high. Goodbye and good night.

Babayaro.
25-11-2017, 07:44 PM
Ffffff

Babayaro.
25-11-2017, 07:45 PM
Inb4 Macie tells us if you go to any bar you would hear someone call someone a fat ****

Shaun
25-11-2017, 07:51 PM
Just need Riley's and Cal's writeups (and my own)!

Jason.
25-11-2017, 07:54 PM
Not me submitting my write-up first while Shaun still hasn't

What kind of role reversal

Macie Lightfoot
25-11-2017, 08:17 PM
That Marcus Akin really is the epitome of creative put-downs, it's true.

Macie Lightfoot
25-11-2017, 08:18 PM
Anyway, me during Round 25:

_P9kLbNuvzg

Cal.
25-11-2017, 08:54 PM
Eileen Daly

http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Eileen-big-brother-newsmediaimages.com_.jpg

I expected me cutting Eileen to be met with shock and outrage but I really didn't like her that much. The only good thing I can remember about her is the way she ate that biscuit and when she was a bit weird when she did that performance on BOTS. Anyway Eileen was the series' token oldie but there was a twist: she was actually really cookie. The public didn't really take to Eileen but the producers seemed to love her and they decided they'd rather save her and Jade over Amy & Sally, Harriet and Sarah which I don't really get the logic in it all but hey it's Channel 5 and none of their decisions have made sense. She ended up clashing with Simon when he re-entered the house and he said she didn't deserve her place in the house because she's lived half of her life, despite the fact he was 3 years younger than her or something? Following this, Eileen ended up facing eviction in one of the only (if not the only) head to head eviction since 2011 against Joel Williams and even though he's an absolute horror of a person, she ended up receiving the most votes and going home. That's all I can write about her really. Oh and she makes weird horror films on YouTube with her husband.

Macie Lightfoot
25-11-2017, 08:57 PM
well Harriet and Sarah suck so maybe that's part of the logic?

Cal.
25-11-2017, 08:58 PM
Hmm no!

http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Babayaro.
25-11-2017, 09:04 PM
Joel Corry :skull:

Black Dagger
25-11-2017, 09:06 PM
Sarah is the dirt worst and deserved her booting

reece(:
25-11-2017, 09:16 PM
Sarah, a brilliant housemate, mother and lawyer! All the four out victims > Eileen

http://i.imgur.com/5yT2OwR.gif

Cal.
25-11-2017, 09:20 PM
Sarah, a brilliant housemate, mother and lawyer! All the four out victims > Eileen

http://i.imgur.com/5yT2OwR.gif

Spill it!

http://i.imgur.com/5yT2OwR.gif

Shaun
26-11-2017, 12:37 PM
Right, I've done my Hira eulogy and we're just waiting for RileyHollyoaks (which is fine by me because his taste is usually questionable!) so he can nominate once he's written about Chanelle.

My nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/adjoa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/alex.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/jemma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/jon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/laura.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/mary.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/noirin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/nush.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/penny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/rachel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/jason.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sandy.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/sara.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sophia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/stephanie.png

Adjoa (BB16) - Alex (BB12) - Caroline (BB1) - Faye (BB12) - Jemma (BB12) - Jon (BB4) - Laura (BB8) - Mary (BB6) - Narinder (BB2)
Noirin (BB10) - Nush (BB4) - Penny (BB2) - Rachel (BB11) - Jason (BB5) - Sandy (BB3) - Sara (BB13) - Sophia (BB10) - Stephanie (BB9)

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

Black Dagger
26-11-2017, 12:37 PM
Save Faye cull Adjoa

RileyH
26-11-2017, 12:39 PM
save Sophia cut Mary and I'll do the write ups together? I thought I'd done it sorry Shaun x

Shaun
26-11-2017, 12:39 PM
you're not voting lol, rules are rules

Cal.
26-11-2017, 12:42 PM
Save Narinder, cut Nush

Epic.
26-11-2017, 12:48 PM
save Sophia cut Mary and I'll do the write ups together? I thought I'd done it sorry Shaun x

Your vote doesn't count yet since you're write up hasn't happened yet so ha!

So if it does count, Save Mary Cut Jem?

83. Jem Palmer
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrother/images/1/17/Jem_2011.png/revision/latest?cb=20160527002413

I actually don't mind Jem at all. I even sort of like what she brought. But we're nearing the finale zone and she was mostly an inexplicable late entrant who walked after three weeks (I know I just saved first evictee Scary Mary but that's for another discussion). During that time I did enjoy the rivalry duo thing she had going on with Faye, and anyone who has vocalized resentment towards that cretin Aaron has my utmost respect. Besides that though she was just not that important for me. Maybe it was just the comically PG-kids editing that CBB8/BB12 had that caused possibly fleshed out people to drop into the background but in Jem's case that was annoying because I felt like she easily could've been more but was just in the wrong season.

RileyH
26-11-2017, 12:53 PM
Chanelle McCleary

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/bb18/profile/630_chanelle.jpg

Chanelle was good while she lasted and was probably one of the best housemates from BB18 (but that wasn't that hard lbh) but looking back she really wasn't anything special and was something we'd seen many times before on this show. She was very loud and aggresive (and no one can tell me otherwise) in instances with people like Kayleigh and Lotan but really began to get annoying and grate around her last week and received the most votes to evict against Ellie, Hannah, Kieran and Tom but then came back for a few hours to row with Rebecca and sing a little. Since leaving the show she's been a little bit of a dick on social media and I think this is a place good for her.

RileyH
26-11-2017, 12:53 PM
save Sophia cut Noirin

Macie Lightfoot
26-11-2017, 12:55 PM
save Jemma cut Rachel x

Macie Lightfoot
26-11-2017, 12:56 PM
Robert is DEAD and I save Penny if I can't do Jem

Shaun
26-11-2017, 01:03 PM
All updated I think!

Shaun
26-11-2017, 01:05 PM
I personally think using a final pass on Rachel Ifon is perfectly logical tbh.

FRAUD

Jake.
26-11-2017, 01:13 PM
save Sophia cut Noirin

Oh ffs

Jake.
26-11-2017, 01:14 PM
Save Sara cut Jon

Jason.
26-11-2017, 01:31 PM
Save Caroline, cut Sandy

Jason.
26-11-2017, 02:13 PM
Sandy Cumming

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/big-brother-3-contestant-sandy-entering-the-big-brother-house-in-picture-id830862746?s=594x594

It's been quite a while since I first watched BB3, so my memory is a little hazy on the series as a whole, but I don't really remember caring for Sandy as much as I should have? He was good friends with Alex and saw Jonny for the obnoxious, annoying and fake try-hard he was. But for some reason, I couldn't really warm to him as much as I did with Alex and Adele. He just sat around being moody for most of his stay and it was quite annoying that he received the fewest amount of votes in Week 2 while Alex and Alison were neck in neck in the voting and the fact that we almost lost Alex for Sandy is a scary thought. He ended up pissing in the bin a few days later, before climbing over the wall so at least he went out with a bang!

Shaun
26-11-2017, 02:14 PM
oh aren't we showing off with the instant writeups!

Cal.
26-11-2017, 02:23 PM
Save Sam (BB6) and replace with Jason (BB5)!

Macie Lightfoot
26-11-2017, 02:28 PM
FRAUD

sis the last two rounds have been personal attacks against ME and each round is a Sophie's Choice

Cal.
26-11-2017, 02:33 PM
Are we getting a CBB sequel?

http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Cal.
26-11-2017, 02:43 PM
Nush Nowark

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/4/hms/Nush2.jpg

Right, I haven't seen BB4 (besides Hayden's lovely Lisa Jeynes experience video :love: ) so I apologise deeply if I cause any offence with this write up and feel free to knock me down a peg or two if anything is inaccurate or wrong. Nush was the SECOND Anouska in BB4 (how unlikely is that? Tesco Michelle and Shell imo) and from what I can gather the inferior one. She comes across as a bit meek but I think I recognise her from Lisa's video when they're having that Irish party and Lisa is being a bit of a drunken gob****e in the middle of the day :love: She seemed a bit boring and she was BB4's Week 8 boot, which says it all about that series really. She also met her husband on BB (idk how because he wasn't a housemate) and she later become a TV producer. Stunning. Well done her.

Black Dagger
26-11-2017, 03:36 PM
Save Sam (BB6) and replace with Jason (BB5)!

What do you think you're doing.

Daniel-X
26-11-2017, 03:49 PM
Save Steph legend, cull Alex

Macie Lightfoot
26-11-2017, 04:08 PM
well should've cut Steph when I had the chance

Shaun
26-11-2017, 05:08 PM
Stephanie is the bane of my ****ing existence on this forum. SHE DID NOTHING.

Marc is left with Laura BB8 and Jason BB5. I am fairly sure I know how he will vote but I'll leave it to him to confirm!

Shaun
26-11-2017, 05:09 PM
Are we getting a CBB sequel?

http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Haven't there been like double the number of CBB housemates though :worry: I know some are duplicates but this has taken, what, 2 and a half months to get to this stage

Cal.
26-11-2017, 05:16 PM
Haven't there been like double the number of CBB housemates though :worry: I know some are duplicates but this has taken, what, 2 and a half months to get to this stage

Start in the New Year and we should be done by summer?

http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Cal.
26-11-2017, 05:17 PM
I'm not interested if you don't want to run it though because nobody else would follow it through

http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Daniel-X
26-11-2017, 05:18 PM
Final pass Steph if this is happening.
http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Macie Lightfoot
26-11-2017, 05:18 PM
Stephanie is the bane of my ****ing existence on this forum. SHE DID NOTHING.

Yeah like my BB9 rewatch showed me that she's fine and all but like... top 150 is a stretch lol.

Cal.
26-11-2017, 05:19 PM
The people WANT to champion Nicola McLean!

Shaun
26-11-2017, 05:34 PM
thought you meant you wanted to final pass Stephanie BB9 :joker: this is the last round Riley can use his remaining FP, and even then, Sophia can only make the Top 75 safely (ie not be the 1st or 2nd eliminated in the next round - she could still therefore be nominated and eliminated 3rd-9th)

Jake.
27-11-2017, 06:09 AM
80th: Jon Tickle
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3644985.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Jon-Tickle.jpg

I don't know what to say about Jon but I was never cutting legends like Noirin over housemates like Jon who clearly no one gives a toss about (sorry, still bitter)!

He did well as far as BB4 was concerned, getting a gig on Braniac. He was evicted on Day 29 and was put back in 11 days later, ineligible to win mind. He was also up for eviction on the first night and who knows, the series could have been saved a little bit had Anosuka stayed. I'm sure he was fine but he doesn't strike me as being fantastic viewing.

Babayaro.
27-11-2017, 08:52 AM
Save Jason cut Laura

Epic.
27-11-2017, 09:52 AM
Your vote doesn't count yet since you're write up hasn't happened yet so ha!

So if it does count, Save Mary Cut Jem?

83. Jem Palmer
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrother/images/1/17/Jem_2011.png/revision/latest?cb=20160527002413

I actually don't mind Jem at all. I even sort of like what she brought. But we're nearing the finale zone and she was mostly an inexplicable late entrant who walked after three weeks (I know I just saved first evictee Scary Mary but that's for another discussion). During that time I did enjoy the rivalry duo thing she had going on with Faye, and anyone who has vocalized resentment towards that cretin Aaron has my utmost respect. Besides that though she was just not that important for me. Maybe it was just the comically PG-kids editing that CBB8/BB12 had that caused possibly fleshed out people to drop into the background but in Jem's case that was annoying because I felt like she easily could've been more but was just in the wrong season.

.

Shaun
27-11-2017, 06:44 PM
5 writeups required before Jason's nominations :spin2:

RileyH
27-11-2017, 06:45 PM
I'll do mine tomorrow x

Jamie89
27-11-2017, 06:50 PM
"Tesco Shell" sums Nush up perfectly. Jon was a bit of a legend but only by BB4 standards, so :idc:

Headie
27-11-2017, 11:38 PM
Nush Nowark

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/4/hms/Nush2.jpg

Right, I haven't seen BB4 (besides Hayden's lovely Lisa Jeynes experience video :love: ) so I apologise deeply if I cause any offence with this write up and feel free to knock me down a peg or two if anything is inaccurate or wrong. Nush was the SECOND Anouska in BB4 (how unlikely is that? Tesco Michelle and Shell imo) and from what I can gather the inferior one. She comes across as a bit meek but I think I recognise her from Lisa's video when they're having that Irish party and Lisa is being a bit of a drunken gob****e in the middle of the day :love: She seemed a bit boring and she was BB4's Week 8 boot, which says it all about that series really. She also met her husband on BB (idk how because he wasn't a housemate) and she later become a TV producer. Stunning. Well done her.


Lisa legend <3

I actually quite liked Nush tbh. Probably my fave of the non 'big characters' of BB4

Macie Lightfoot
28-11-2017, 12:19 AM
81. Rachel Ifon (BB11 - 11th Place)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ST7lwfhCFEY/TFvvGd0PwpI/AAAAAAAAMM8/vw24rKRk0Vc/s1600/Rachel_43.jpg

so I know I was #outed for saying that Rachel deserves having a final pass used on her, and I still don't disagree with that! But I'm not the one to do it lmao. I'm actually *SUPER* frustrated bc so many of my top 50 favos are getting taken out right NOW like Tim, Hira, Rachel, David, Nush, Jem, Sandy, Laura, and Alex, and I like Rachel a lot more than like ****ing Faye but whatever, that's for a whoooooole nother day. I don't even know what my point is, I'm just tired and frustrated.

So Rachel... BB11 was on my first series and it's pretty high in my rewatch/first watch queue (but it's competing against like... 16 and 17 which I have never seen before and 5, 6, 7, and 13 which would all just be fun to rewatch) so my memory is a little foggy. She was part of that ~spaceship intruder~ thing that was weird even as a first time BBUK viewer. She was friendly with Ben I think which is definitely a sign of good taste? She wasn't really shown much but then would get a loooooooooot of nominations and N-SPV which really is one of my fave archetypes as a reality contestant :love: like ****, I'm one of the biggest supporters of Kelly Czarnecki in Survivor, UTRN is my thing. OH, and then there was the Charles Dickens Shopping Task (lmao) where Rachel and John James had to be MISS HAVISHAM or summat and John James threw a ****ing tantrum about having to cohabit the Task Room for a long period of time and Rachel was just all ":shrug:" and rocked back and forth in her rocking chair :love: sadly she only lasted about a month bc we couldn't have nice things in BB11 (even though it's still a better series than 10 and possibly 9?), but at least she did this on her way out!

http://i.imgur.com/hpqiNkA.gif

Daniel-X
28-11-2017, 10:06 AM
Alex Lee:
https://zlisterdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/alex-lee-fake-tan1.jpg?w=580

It's getting to the stage where I can't just let people like Ms Alex Lee carry on floating through the rounds, it's time to take some action and get the repellent out on the 'nice but rather boring' housemates before they try and sneak in before some quite fabulous ones. I understand Alex's appeal, she's a bubbly, tan-loving Geordie who was rather pleasant to watch and provided plenty of comic relief during what was an abysmally boring excuse of a series, she just wasn't that great at the same time? She's definitely the best non Rebeckah/Heaven housemate but then again that isn't hard have you seen the state of the rest of them? Her friendship with Tom kinda bugged me too, just because Tom was ****ing ANNOYING and the whole 'will they won't they' have a showmance thing was a bit creepy and gross. This wasn't her fault but it was just what we saw of Alex a lot of the time.

I will say that she did deserve to win and was cruelly robbed by Aaron, but hey at least girl won her Ł30,000 and she's spent on cosmetic surgery and looks kinda gorgeous now.

reece(:
28-11-2017, 12:12 PM
Tesco Reduced Isabelle

Black Dagger
28-11-2017, 05:39 PM
Save Faye cull Adjoa

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/c/c4/Adjoa_Mensah.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20150709212223

Adjoa Mensah

I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.
I like pussy, I butter some bread after being told not to.

She's just one dimensional and just an obvious first boot, bit selfish and annoying and whiny and that's all the substance she had, god knows why she was saved so often in this thing, it's time to go luv, sorry about that.

Shaun
28-11-2017, 05:44 PM
just waiting on RileyH and Marc! I'll edit the lineup pics now so you can nominate, Jason

Shaun
28-11-2017, 06:16 PM
Right they're all updated now. This is the last round the final passes will count for something, from Round 28 everyone is up for grabs :pipe:

Shaun
29-11-2017, 05:57 PM
Jason. Riley. Marc.

Jason.
29-11-2017, 06:03 PM
Oh I've already made my nominations.

I was just waiting for the last two write-ups before I sent them. I'll do it now.

RileyH
29-11-2017, 06:44 PM
Noirin Kelly

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ndoro+Children+Charities+Gala+Fundraiser+Arrivals+ zLSlyyRBydFm.jpg

I'm going to keep this short because I actually don't mind Noirin but given the rest of the nominations it seems to be her time to go. Before appearing on BB, Noirin had appeared on TRW with Isaac which may have helped her chances of getting on the show in the first place and I remember Rodrigo having to shave ha eyebrows and draw on her face or some **** like that just for her to become a housemate and while in the house seemed to lead on a lot of guys like Tom and Siavash. However when Isaac entered she seemed to isolate herself from the rest of the house with him and she was evicted 2 days later with Isaac leaving soon after. After the show she appeared on the front cover of Nuts so well done x

(it's been a while since I've seen BB10 so my memory is a little hazy on it so sorry if I got any info wrong)

Shaun
29-11-2017, 08:12 PM
Marc can vote when he's written about poor Laura :pipe:

Jason's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/ahmed.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/amysally.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/darren.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/federico.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/helen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/jason.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/kate.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/shaun.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/mark.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/rachael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/sada.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sophia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sue.png

Ahmed (BB5) - Amy & Sally (BB16) - Ben (BB11) - Darren (BB1) - Emma (BB17) - Federico (BB4) - Helen (BB2) - Jason (BB5) - Kate (BB3)
Mario (BB9) - Mark (BB15) - Rachael (BB11) - Roberto (BB6) - Sada (BB1) - Sam (BB6) - Sophia (BB10) - Sree (BB10) - Sue (BB18)

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

Shaun
29-11-2017, 08:12 PM
saved Mario bc he's the only Shaun! custard cream open your eyes etc!

76th: Sam Heuston (BB6)
http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Sam4.jpg

Obviously Sam is a lovely housemate and one who even holds her own in a series that had many who vastly overshadowed her, but just like the public at the time, her tenure in this game has come to a sudden and unpleasant end with much hostility abound!

Sam had a deeply unhappy Big Brother experience. Eager to fit in with Anthony and the cool kids but turned away by the cougar called Saskia marking her territory with her own urine, and then having to flee from her lapdog Lesley and her deadly WOT?s, she then only found herself isolated by the outsiders too. Derek staring her down for daring to interfere with some cooking pasta. Kemal and Makosi shrugging her off and never really embracing her. It actually makes me a little sad in hindsight but then I remember her diary room protestations that she was better than all of them and couldn't get any intelligent conversation (would she have been happy with Eugene? I think she would) and then that just makes me think she is another Andy West and that's just not a good conclusion to come to.

So I'll end on the box task because unnnnnggghhhhh. Makosi!

Black Dagger
29-11-2017, 08:13 PM
Save Ben axe Amy and Sally

RileyH
29-11-2017, 08:16 PM
Save Rachael Axe Sue

Cal.
29-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Save Mark axe Jason!

Cal.
29-11-2017, 08:28 PM
Jason Cowan

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/1/10/Img_9.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130425170814

I used my Save and Replace to try and get him bloody out and Marc saved him so I guess it's not that bad going that I managed to get our Jason out the next round. In short: I really don't like the guy. I don't think I disliked him THAT MUCH when I was watching the series but in hindsight he was actually really annoying. He entered in a thong which got all the tongues wagging from the female (and gay - not assuming sexuality!) viewers and had a weird flirtationship with Dan when Dan would massage his arse with baby oil and stuff and Jason loved it. (Apparently Dan rimmed him or something wtf I never even knew this I can't remember it in the show and I feel like I would?) Anyway away from that, Jason was kind of the 'alpha' from the house and led the Jungle Cats (consisting of himself, Victor and Ahmed as the opposing group to the far SUPERIOR Lip Gloss Bitches) and snogged Vanessa Nimmo (who I also cut from this rank down as it goes!) and seemed to flirt with Becki Siddiki once she came in after Vanessa also. He had a really short fuse too and could be really intimidating when he wanted to be (SEE: DO YA THINK THIS IS ****ING FUNNY DO YA? and when he stormed into the living area demanding to know what Nadia had just said about him towering over her and being all masculine and ****). For some reason (he was ~fit~ in 2004 or something?) he was popular and ended up finishing in second place behind his arch rival of the series Nadia. Also I remember an episode when he had to eat something gross in a task and later that night he was really bloated and had flatulence whilst he was making toast with sliced cheese and tomatoes on and it just wasn't pleasant in the slightest and has stuck with me.

He had a funny accent also.

Shaun
29-11-2017, 08:29 PM
jason :love: far better than emma/marco and you will deal!

Cal.
29-11-2017, 08:31 PM
jason :love: far better than emma/marco and you will deal!

You're entitled to your wrong opinions, my love

http://i.imgur.com/cStFoYC.gif

RileyH
29-11-2017, 08:35 PM
jason :love: far better than emma/marco and you will deal!

i agree with this

Cal.
29-11-2017, 08:37 PM
i agree with this

Well this just further proves how much nonsense it is since you're absolutely thick!

http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

RileyH
29-11-2017, 08:38 PM
Well this just further proves how much nonsense it is since you're absolutely thick!

http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

https://i.imgur.com/epWeBbE.gif

Daniel-X
29-11-2017, 08:46 PM
Save Emma, axe Sree

Black Dagger
29-11-2017, 08:48 PM
jason :love: far better than emma/marco and you will deal!

Yep!

Jamie89
29-11-2017, 08:53 PM
Jason's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/sada.png



https://i.imgur.com/epWeBbE.gif

Shaun
29-11-2017, 08:56 PM
Darren, Sada, Sophia and Federico will have to be the final four eliminated from this round I'm afraid, the other 4 are too good </3

(side eye at ****ing RACHAEL of all people getting saved early on)

RileyH
29-11-2017, 08:57 PM
Darren, Sada, Sophia and Federico will have to be the final four eliminated from this round I'm afraid, the other 4 are too good </3

(side eye at ****ing RACHAEL of all people getting saved early on)

https://78.media.tumblr.com/6de4ea222805c19c570809811b49b7a1/tumblr_ot5f2e9hZu1relmhpo9_400.gif

Jake.
29-11-2017, 09:07 PM
Save Soohia axe Federico

Shaun
29-11-2017, 09:12 PM
I know she's dead and all but really

Jake.
29-11-2017, 09:14 PM
Would be a bit of a joke saving someone from a series I haven’t seen in full wouldn’t it

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sophia.png

Shaun
29-11-2017, 09:15 PM
I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz but I know I'd save our Dorothy over that bitch!

Jake.
29-11-2017, 09:18 PM
You haven’t seen the Wizard of Oz?!!??

RileyH
29-11-2017, 09:19 PM
Save Soohia axe Federico

phew

RileyH
29-11-2017, 09:19 PM
I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz but I know I'd save our Dorothy over that bitch!

:umm2:

Shaun
29-11-2017, 09:25 PM
don't try and make me out to be the villain here! jake's the one who saved the shrill bitch!

Shaun
29-11-2017, 09:27 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/279/386/6aa.jpg

Jason.
29-11-2017, 09:31 PM
I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz but I know I'd save our Dorothy over that bitch!

:joker:

Daniel-X
29-11-2017, 09:32 PM
Speaking ill of the dead ain't a cute look for you Shaun dear!

Epic.
29-11-2017, 09:43 PM
Wait WHAT.

WRONG. I finale passed Sue! Void this **** now she's in the final

Epic.
29-11-2017, 09:44 PM
Save Roberto Cut Kate

RileyH
29-11-2017, 09:45 PM
Wait WHAT.

WRONG. I finale passed Sue! Void this **** now she's in the final

they only lasted until top 75

Jake.
29-11-2017, 09:48 PM
Plus Sue shouldn’t have been final passed in the first place

RileyH
29-11-2017, 09:48 PM
Plus Sue shouldn’t have been final passed in the first place

:clap1:

Shaun
29-11-2017, 09:50 PM
Marc and Macie have the race to announce who finishes 69th, now

Epic.
29-11-2017, 09:50 PM
Hurricane Sue > Brandi Glanville

RileyH
29-11-2017, 09:51 PM
Hurricane Sue > Brandi Glanville

well this is just incorrect I'm afraid

Jake.
29-11-2017, 09:53 PM
We’re nearing the end

Shaun
29-11-2017, 09:56 PM
there are actually only 5 more nominations rounds :worry:

Macie Lightfoot
29-11-2017, 10:39 PM
save Sada cut Helen

Babayaro.
29-11-2017, 10:43 PM
Saved Jason

Axed Laura

Literally my most CBA write-up yet. So, Laura was...rubbish?? She had a really strong Welsh accent, looked a bit like Peter Kay and stayed in bed all day. I'm pretty sure she was one of the launch night favourites (btw she's basically Pie face in a wig) but got evicted in week 5, so poor ha I guess. That's it, bye.

Babayaro.
29-11-2017, 10:45 PM
I guess I didn't save Jason then!

Babayaro.
29-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Save Ahmed, eliminate Darren.

Macie Lightfoot
29-11-2017, 11:52 PM
She's Laura she's fun she's the only Welsh one :(

reece(:
29-11-2017, 11:56 PM
She's Laura she's fun she's the only Welsh one :(

She's a ledge

Headie
30-11-2017, 01:36 AM
Just because it was you, GOD :rolleyes:

Shaun
30-11-2017, 07:01 AM
Hmm ok thanks everyone for giving me 9 different series of votes to have to update! :fist:

Jake.
01-12-2017, 09:14 AM
71st: Federico Martone
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/BB4/Housemates/normal_Big_Brother-4-First_Day-Nominations016.jpg

Queen of revealing that Michael Jackson had died to Noirin, I guess!

From what I’ve gathered, Federico seemed nice and funny, if a tad catty (claiming 9 out of 10 Newcastle women are “slags”), who’s settled down with a wife and runs a clothing business with her.

He was the 4th to be evicted and landed Channel 4 in a bit of bother after describing the show as “a bag of wank” live on RI:SE (only for presenter Iain Lee to apologise and have the quote repeated by his second interviewee Coolio).

Across my Google travels of trying to find out more stuff about him (Wiki is useless as always), I’ve discovered that four of his aunts were at war over a Ł1,000,000 bingo win, after they agreed to split it four ways if any of them happened to win. When one of them did win, she went back on her word and instead offered then Ł2,500 each. Get her in CBB!

Babayaro.
01-12-2017, 10:24 AM
Frodo Baggins :love:

Daniel-X
01-12-2017, 07:49 PM
Sree Dasari:

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/sreeRUC_450x300.jpg

Sree has been saved time and time again (yes I'm looking at you Marc! Why can't you be at LIDL when nominations are on!) and I really do not understand why at all. He is singlehandedly one of the most annoying housemates of all time and has little to no redeeming qualities about him. He's about 200 places too high and I'm ****ing fuming about it. Although I can't remember much at all about BB10, I did rewatch the first couple of weeks about two years ago and oh my goodness Sree was soooooo irritating and so draining. Everything from the voice to the constant need for attention to the infatuation with Noirin (it's criminal that she's out before this tool), he was insufferable. I get why he appeals to some people because he as kind of complex personality and a huge mess tbqh during his time on the show but I just didn't find it entertaining in the slightest, in fact I found his erratic and borderline psychopathic behaviour quite unsettling. I feel bad for the guy he obviously had some mental health issues going on (which has been highlighted post show with the whole attempted suicide) but he never should've been cast in the first place. I try and sympathise with him I really do but I just can't stand annoying housemates, give me a nasty little **** over an annoying one any day of the week.

(This would and should have been up like three hours ago but the server kept crashing!)

Epic.
01-12-2017, 08:02 PM
70. Kate Lawler
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/1/1e/Kate_Lawler.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130514161248

Okay so for the first female winner I don't really care for Kate:/ She's a nice person who was minorly funny when she was drunk but she comes from the first four series of the show, which are so monotone and she's an example. She's a serviceable winner but accomplishes very little for me. My favorite thing about her was probably her love/hate thing with Alex of getting handsy and flirtatious with him only to nominate him every opportunity she got; That's The Way Uh-Huh Uh-Huh I Like It

Jamie89
01-12-2017, 08:14 PM
I remember people saying things like 'a woman will never win a show like Big Brother' which seems ridiculous now but it was 2002 and there was no precedent and I think a lot of people just assumed that women wouldn't vote for other women to a large enough extent. It was a strange time. But anyway Kate broke the glass ceiling (and prevented Johnny from winning which would have been horrendous) :clap1:

(And I think she was really drunk during her winners interview which is a bit iconic? :laugh: )

Cal.
01-12-2017, 10:24 PM
Yeah Kate was really drunk during the final :laugh2:

They had a bowl of cider which they kept dipping cups into iirc

Shaun
02-12-2017, 08:14 PM
5 more writeups folks! (including me)!

Macie Lightfoot
02-12-2017, 09:54 PM
69. Helen Adams (BB2 - 2nd Place)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/26/article-1209098-0040E93D00000258-731_224x371.jpg

I think BB2 is awful and the worse old school franchise (yes, worse than 4!) and Helen is...... okay! She's one of the better ones, but she really isn't that great? She invented the bubbly MORP idiot archetype that has seen winners through like Sophie and Josie, and I would have preferred if she had won instead of Brian? Her big storyline was her ~romance~ with Paul, which is huuuugely important in BBUK lore and is literally the only post-Narinder plot of BB2, and it's kinda cute until you remember that she had a boyfriend on the outside world and was more or less cheating on him!

But yeah, she was a nice presence in BB2 and at times she was a reprieve from the *let's go on and on about House Politics* vibe that Dean and Elizabeth et al put forth. Sometimes she got caught up in it, but her cute/stupid moments were enough to like... automatically put her in the top 5 of the season lol. I remember towards the end of the series there was a task where they had to use a pogo stick and she was AWFUL but she didn't give up and finally got it after like 45 minutes? It was cute :love:

But yeah she's from BB2 and she's not Penny or Narinder so she's just okay at best. Definitely lucky to get all the way up to the anticipated #69 spot!

Cal.
02-12-2017, 10:05 PM
'OH I COULD SMACK HER ONE' after her argument with Narinder :laugh2: :love:

Jamie89
02-12-2017, 10:09 PM
Didn't she have a massive fit once because Narinder called her salon 'Crappy Cuts' instead of 'Classy Cuts' :joker:

And 'I like blinking I do' is a classic

Black Dagger
04-12-2017, 07:24 PM
Save Ben axe Amy and Sally

Amy & Sally Broadbent

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/29/23/2930784500000578-3103148-image-m-174_1432939956819.jpg

Right, can we not pretend that 4 in 4 out was a disaster for the series, because not only did it get that grotesque, one note bitch Sarah out, it also culled these bloody nobodies, only to be replaced by the Sam Kay and SHOWBIIIZZZZ so, a really good trade all in all isn't it, yes quite. They came into the house literally after a cameo stint on TOWIE and well every single TOWIE housemate has been an absolute horror (bar Lauren Goodger when she ditched that bellend Ricci) but that's neither here or there is it to be quite honest with you all. They had an argument over cake with a childish tory bloke and that was it, they didn't want to make a sponge, they weren't all that arsed and to be fair I'd probably not want to associate myself with Joel whatever his ****ing last name is either, unless it was suffocating the intolerable knobend. But yes, all a bit sulky and all a bit unspectacular, they left and in place we got a flawless rose in Sam Kay, so bye ladies x

Jake.
04-12-2017, 08:14 PM
“every single TOWIE housemate has been an absolute horror”

:umm2: @ you remembering Lauren ****ing Goodger and not Gemma

Black Dagger
04-12-2017, 08:16 PM
OMFG. The GC </3.

I pretend that she was far too good for that show x

Babayaro.
04-12-2017, 09:06 PM
Save Ahmed, eliminate Darren.

Saved Ahmed bc he's a BB legend and I axed Darren because...well, I had to. I have not watched BB1 so I can't really say much about him, but wasn't he a bit miffed that Nick hadn't shown him any names lol? So I guess he was quite funny??? Oh and he finished third so well done him :clap1:

Jamie89
04-12-2017, 10:00 PM
Darren was a bit of a ledge, he had the most hilariously bad nomination reasons :laugh2: He was the one who went through Nasty Nick's belongings to find all the pieces of paper that exposed him, he was a closet gay, actually that's all I can really remember about him.

Shaun
05-12-2017, 01:45 PM
Macie and RileyH can cast their votes once we have their Helen/Sue writeups respectively, it's only been 6 days after all!

Black Dagger's nominations are as follows...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/adele.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/aisleyne.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/biannca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/charlie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/lukes.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/michelle.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/nichola.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/rachael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/sada.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/sara.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/shabnam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sophia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/stephanie.png

Adele (BB3) - Aisleyne (BB7) - Biannca (BB15) - Caroline (BB1) - Charlie (BB17) - Emma (BB17) - Lisa (BB4) - Luke S (BB13) - Michelle (BB5)
Narinder (BB2) - Nichola (BB1) - Rachael (BB11) - Rebecca (BB18) - Sada (BB1) - Sara (BB13) - Shabnam (BB8) - Sophia (BB10) - Stephanie (BB9)

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

Shaun
05-12-2017, 01:45 PM
saved Michelle because...obviously.

67th: Stephanie McMichael (BB9)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/maMTSOwZmUQ/hqdefault.jpg

Stephanie is not even in the top 169, let alone the top 69. This rankdown has some absurd misnomers. I mean, can anyone actually name a moment she contributed to in a meaningful way? She spent the entire first week whining and whilst you could argue that "pretending to be in a relationship with Mario Marconi" is going to be a strong barrier to your enjoyment of the house experience, us better mortals would acknowledge that having such a hulk of a man do whatever he wants to you with his Custard Creams is a privilege! But no, she failed to convince the other housemates and reacted to Mario's proposal* with all the subtle gameplay of a wheelbarrow full of scorpions falling down the split staircase.

Stephanie SUCKED. She might not have been as outwardly evil as some of the other BB9 housemates would later prove themselves to be, but she was terrible all the same! How DARE you let her get this far? The TEDIUM that you lot will allow to flourish so long as she's a pretty blonde girl! SHAME.

*sidenote: Dale ruining this entire thing by saying "I thought you was gonna ask her to marry ya then!" as Mario gathered everyone around the pool was GLORIOUS <3

Jake.
05-12-2017, 01:47 PM
Save Sophia axe Baggy Fanny

reece(:
05-12-2017, 02:47 PM
Not Caggy, Narinder and Adele my respective early series #1s

RileyH
05-12-2017, 02:48 PM
Someone save Rachael I s2g

RileyH
05-12-2017, 02:52 PM
Sue Evans

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_listing_thumbnail/public/SUE%20SIMONE%20CMS_2.jpg?itok=caUpA1p9

Hurricane Sue Evans was never really much of a hurricane like she had promised to be and was actually really disappointing as a housemate. She was in the shortlist for People's Housemate during launch which went to the superior Tom Barber and was then bought back a few weeks in as a 'Second Chance housemate' which was a ****e twist anyway and gave us people like Sam and Simone. She had a few spats here and there with people like Sam and Chanelle didn't like her very much and she was eliminated during the Hunt task against Chanelle after only Charlotte (hew?) opted to save her. Oh and she returned near the end with Baggy Fanny, Sukhi, Imran and Channy but got 30 seconds airtime roumd about in total.

RileyH
05-12-2017, 02:53 PM
save Rachael cut Biannca

Cal.
05-12-2017, 03:19 PM
Save Charlie cut Luke S

Babayaro.
05-12-2017, 03:34 PM
Save Adele cut Emma

Shaun
05-12-2017, 03:43 PM
A moments silence for Miss Jamie Eighty Nine

Daniel-X
05-12-2017, 04:03 PM
Cut Aisleyne Save Shabnam

Jamie89
05-12-2017, 05:14 PM
A moments silence for Miss Jamie Eighty Nine

She had a good run :clap1: *wipes away tear*

Shaun
05-12-2017, 05:17 PM
Cut Aisleyne

only if you can give me five reasons she is inferior to BB13's Sara

Epic.
05-12-2017, 05:35 PM
Cut Nichola Save Caroline ig

Nichola Holt
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrother/images/5/5e/Nichola_2000.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160606004032

Nichola should've been cut sooner and I've tried multiple times to nom her. I've only seen BB1 up to her eviction but not only was she pretty dull but she was also pretty annoying. From what I understand people liked her friendship with Caroline but I saw that more as her just hiding behind someone who's just a better housemate and trying to look as good as them. Nichola wasn't. She had this desperation streak in her even though she didn't really offer much to care about, especially in the monotone dullness of the first four series. And what was up with her desire to always get naked, it was embarrassing. Biannca Lake did it better.

RileyH
05-12-2017, 05:36 PM
Cut Aisleyne Save Shabnam

https://i.imgur.com/epWeBbE.gif

Shaun
05-12-2017, 05:37 PM
Macie & Cal are left with Narinder, Lisa BB4, Sada and Sara! I am about 75% sure which of these two will be saved but there's room for surprises it seems!!

Cal.
05-12-2017, 05:58 PM
Save Charlie cut Luke S

!

Daniel-X
05-12-2017, 05:59 PM
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEifKNRXUAA6k1L.jpg

I'm willing to take the flack I may get for cutting Aisleyne because I've only seen clips of BB7 and a few select episodes (I mean I watched it when I was six and my mum loved her but I'm not basing my write up and cutting on that) so she could be a lot better than 66. But I don't think so hunny. Aisleyne strikes me as an Isabelle, largely loved because she was latecomer who defied the odds, but much like Ms Warburton she seems rather dull from the clips I've seen. I get that having an arc like Aisleyne/Isabelle is really fun to watch, seeing someone go from absolutely loathed at first to being a fan favourite is rather heartwarming but neither really had any stand out moments. While Aisleyne had her 'know yourself little girl' and 'HOW DARE YOU THROW WATER ON SOMEBODY' and the whole House Next Door saga none are 'iconic'. She was a nice enough girl and third place is kinda cute for her.

However, the moment Aisleyne become a horror was as soon as she stepped outside the house (I know some people on here like Robert get really pissy about bringing the outside world into write ups but I can't ignore it) her fame really went to her ****ing head. She was an absolute monstrosity in BB16, the girl was embarrassing beyond belief lapping Danny up and chasing him round like a lost puppy dog, screaming about Judge Rinder not being fixed and saying pathetic one liners like 'basic rations for a basic bitch' (that's hailed as like a brilliant put down on here but Helen's face when she says it sums it up). Oh and Helen won every single argument she had with her, go WooWoo! She went from being an Isabelle type housemate to more of a Idek just a ****ing joke.

Cal.
05-12-2017, 06:01 PM
:oh: She was amazing when I rewatched BB7

Epic.
05-12-2017, 06:01 PM
Isabelle deserves Top 30 at least.

Cal.
05-12-2017, 06:02 PM
RtIGCGu9L90

She carried the series for a full MONTH following Nikki's eviction. A legend!

Daniel-X
05-12-2017, 06:06 PM
She's pathetic stop pretending she's a thing and Isabelle needs culling ASAP girl is dull as dishwater

Daniel-X
05-12-2017, 06:10 PM
Helly Woo Woo is a ghetto superstar

Cal.
05-12-2017, 06:14 PM
Luke Scrase

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/Luke%20tennis%20larger.jpg

Luke S was kind of a scream but as we thin out the numbers I think it's time he got the bloody chop! He was the fittie of the house (although he shared it with Arron and...Conor for some people?) and ended up in a showmance with Ashleigh which sounds completely boring but actually wasn't since it was an actual mess. He paired up with Ashleigh to get airtime, magazine deals and to get further in the process most probably but ended up with an angry, gobby chav who got less attractive as the weeks went on :love: The fact he told a talent agent or whatever it was in a task that he would dump Ashleigh for fame or whatever and then played it down when he was in the house once he knew it was fake :laugh2: and when he let his girlfriend turn down a make over or an appointment with a hair stylist on her eviction day so he could get a fake tan or something :joker: That sums him up as a person. He also lost out to Conor in the White Room and then tried to persuade Conor to share it with him and then spent the final week getting torn apart by Deana for it :love: He came in fifth place and was beaten narrowly by Sara (which ironically will happen again in this rankdown round!). He's also from Stoke-on-Trent slay me local King!

Daniel.
05-12-2017, 06:18 PM
I dont like Aisleyne anymore, so I would probably agree with her being here. She was amaxing in BB7 though.

Also Isabelle actually did confront the villain whereas Aisleyne didnt properly, and she was NOT dull.

Shaun
05-12-2017, 09:17 PM
!

woops, meant Jason not you

Macie Lightfoot
05-12-2017, 10:09 PM
save Lisa cut Sara?

Shaun
05-12-2017, 10:14 PM
Jason is left with Narinder and Sada!

Jason.
05-12-2017, 10:28 PM
Save Nareindeer, cut Sada

Headie
06-12-2017, 01:04 AM
Save Nareindeer, cut Sada

:clap1:

Shaun
07-12-2017, 12:31 AM
Come on chaps let's get this done before Christmas!

Macie Lightfoot
07-12-2017, 02:55 AM
60. Sara McLean (BB13 - 4th Place)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/normal_06_07_2012_22_20_53.jpg

I like Sara quite a bit actually! But only like... maybe top 100 level, and definitely not top 60 level! She was a lulzy random who floated in the middle of the Insider/Outsider divide and did a pretty good job at it since she came in 4th! I know most people remember her for her love of ~The Queen~ which was fine I guess? But I actually like Sara for other reasons! She was a lot of fun during Turf Wars (which seriously may be my favorite week of BBUK ever?) and I loooooved how she made a conscious effort to only sit on the blue side of the DR chair :love:

Even though quite a few people criticize Sara was a fair-weather friend to Deana, which is definitely somewhat true... that still makes Sara one of Deana's better friends in the house? :joker: *My* lasting memory was when they were paired up in that office games task and had some secret mission to cheat and win all of the games and they were SOOOOOO obnoxious about it and pissed off every single person to not end :love::love::love: I kinda need/want to rewatch BB13 so maybe I'm a bit off but that's how I'm choosing to remember that moment so :shrug: And even though Sara definitely had some bizarre (ie conservative) political hangups, she still seemed like a pretty reasonable and rational person? She had remarkably good interpersonal skills for a BBUK Housemate bc she would actually hash out her issues with people and try to reach a resolution, so that's a good thing.

The bad things about Sara though... I think she kinda got caught up in the anti-Lauren stuff in the beginning and it was nagl? She kinda made up for it though so I don't hold it against her too much. But what I *DO* hold against her still is the obnoxiously nauseating "Will they or won't they?" with Arron that happened circa Week 3 I believe, because that **** is seriously the worst BBUK C-plot you all forgot about until now. Seriously dire.

Cal.
07-12-2017, 10:28 AM
Save Nareindeer, cut Sada

God Bless you!

Shaun
07-12-2017, 05:17 PM
WRITEUPS PEOPLE!!! Thank you miss Macie :love: I'll edit the pics this evening if you want to get your nominations out of the way (just post them when we've had, like, 3 of the 5 remaining)

Babayaro.
07-12-2017, 05:30 PM
Will do mine after football

Jake.
07-12-2017, 06:34 PM
I’ll do mine this evening

RileyH
07-12-2017, 06:35 PM
I'll do mine tomorrow

Shaun
07-12-2017, 09:49 PM
Will do mine after football

I’ll do mine this evening

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Ex9lT9QQPAth6CI/giphy.gif

Jake.
07-12-2017, 09:59 PM
66th: Rebecca Jane
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/bb_rebeccac.jpg?w=620&h=348&crop=1

No, despite what you’re probably thinking, that is not Coleen Nolan who I’ve eliminated!

After cutting Rebecca from this (quite frankly) repulsive round of nominations, I did wonder to myself if I’d made the right choice; Bianca was there staring me down with her deflated tits and Charlie seemed to also be a good pick. In hindsight, the right choice was made because a) Bianca has gone now anyway and b) Charlie is vastly superior due to gifs alone. Brace yourselves, because this is truly the best Rebecca has to offer:

http://i.imgur.com/MrWCV3F.gif

Thrilling.

My actual opinion on Rebecca as a housemate rates something between below-average to negative. Yeah, she had that one episode where she went off on one at Joe and that was ok, but then she also had about a dozen awful plot lines (pining after Kieran despite him clearly showing no interest, trying to go against Sukhvinder and well, how dare she?, and returning to the house during the wedding task dressed in what I can only describe as a bin bag to face off against Chanelle and lose/being weirdly up Andrew’s arse which is gross because Andrew is gross). Oh and her stance on makeup is pretty grim and isn’t doing much to help build the confidence of young women but yeah.

Nowadays she spends most of her time referencing her own quotes from BB on Twitter, which is great for the 12 people who retweet them, I guess.

She may be “somebody’s daughter”, but she’s also 125 places too high in this countdown.

Jake.
07-12-2017, 10:00 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Ex9lT9QQPAth6CI/giphy.gif

fiNISHED

http://share.gifyoutube.com/y0ALYB.gif

Shaun
07-12-2017, 10:11 PM
a wonderful gutting, thank you Jake

Jason.
07-12-2017, 10:18 PM
Sada Walkington

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/895000/images/_899620_sada300.jpg

I don't dislike Sada, but I don't feel that strongly about her either and her making top 60 is a bit of a stretch so off she goes. The only thing that I remember about her since watching BB1 in 2013 is that she was a spiritual vegetarian (Lostie WHO) and was nominated for being selfish because she wanted tofu on the shopping list. I also recall she didn't like Mel because she spent most of her time with the guys rather than the girls, which led to a sort of gender divide at the start of BB1. She was nominated against Caroline in the first ever eviction and had the honour (?) of being the first ever BBUK evictee and I can't really complain about that as Caroline was far superior and could you imagine if Caroline was evicted first? In fact, I'm surprised she wasn't but that just makes me appreciate Caroline even more. :love:

If any of you wondered, Sada now goes by Guru Amrit Dev, which just might be one of my favourite ever names.

Macie Lightfoot
07-12-2017, 11:25 PM
~*we are one with the goddess, and to her we shall return, like a drop of drain, drop of rain flowing to the ocean*~

Headie
08-12-2017, 01:45 AM
~*we are one with the goddess, and to her we shall return, like a drop of drain, drop of rain flowing to the ocean*~

I remember when they would play this in the closing credits :joker:

Shaun
08-12-2017, 06:26 PM
Riley! Marc! Robert!

(and to a lesser extent Macie with the noms!)

RileyH
08-12-2017, 06:38 PM
Biannca Lake

http://oddsbet.typepad.com/.a/6a011571eb3bf3970b01a73dfc4e19970d-800wi

I actually did like Biannca but considering she was only there for 4 days she should've gone a while ago if I'm being honest. She was easily the best of the Armageddon housemates which wasn't that hard considering the other two were Zoe and Pav and asked had a crush on Winston (asking him if she could ride his cock :love: which left him stunned) which made a him a bit more relevant and then gave Helen a lapdance and got naked a couple of times but that was about it really, but when you think about her only being there for 4 days she practically did more than most of the dullards in the series. Easily should've stayed over the other two but had one of the best evictions in the show's history :p

Epic.
08-12-2017, 09:48 PM
Cut Nichola Save Caroline ig

Nichola Holt
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrother/images/5/5e/Nichola_2000.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160606004032

Nichola should've been cut sooner and I've tried multiple times to nom her. I've only seen BB1 up to her eviction but not only was she pretty dull but she was also pretty annoying. From what I understand people liked her friendship with Caroline but I saw that more as her just hiding behind someone who's just a better housemate and trying to look as good as them. Nichola wasn't. She had this desperation streak in her even though she didn't really offer much to care about, especially in the monotone dullness of the first four series. And what was up with her desire to always get naked, it was embarrassing. Biannca Lake did it better.

.

Macie Lightfoot
08-12-2017, 11:14 PM
Even if Nichola IS painfully beta, her telling Darren to sit on her face is better than Biannca's entire existence.

Cal.
08-12-2017, 11:56 PM
Biannca Lake

http://oddsbet.typepad.com/.a/6a011571eb3bf3970b01a73dfc4e19970d-800wi

I actually did like Biannca but considering she was only there for 4 days she should've gone a while ago if I'm being honest. She was easily the best of the Armageddon housemates which wasn't that hard considering the other two were Zoe and Pav and asked had a crush on Winston (asking him if she could ride his cock :love: which left him stunned) which made a him a bit more relevant and then gave Helen a lapdance and got naked a couple of times but that was about it really, but when you think about her only being there for 4 days she practically did more than most of the dullards in the series. Easily should've stayed over the other two but had one of the best evictions in the show's history :p

A howl!

reece(:
09-12-2017, 12:28 AM
Nichola's final week <3

Shaun
09-12-2017, 02:55 AM
Noms please Macie! xo

Macie Lightfoot
09-12-2017, 03:12 AM
My nominations are in...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/angel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/imran.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/marcus.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/shaun.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/mark.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/mary.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/nadia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/rachael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/shabnam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/shahbaz.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/shell.png

Aaron (BB12) - Angel (BB10) - Bea (BB10) - Brian (BB2) - Faye (BB12) - Hazel (BB14) - Imran (BB18) - Marcus (BB10) - Mario (BB9)
Mark (BB15) - Mary (BB6) - Nadia (BB5) - Rachael (BB11) - Roberto (BB6) - Sam (BB7) - Shabnam (BB8) - Shahbaz (BB7) - Shell (BB5)

Get eliminating and saving now!

Shaun
09-12-2017, 03:56 AM
Saved Nadia because she's obviously a Top Ten Housemate Of All Time.

58th: Faye Palmer (BB12)
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/wpid-article-1320516313950-0ead067300000578-249008_466x310.jpg

I've nominated her a couple of times so it's not really that surprising I've leapt to kick her straight away here.

OK so Faye is easily in the "top 5 least offensive people of Big Brother 12" but that's not exactly a solid defence. The weeks that I watched, she was caught up in the various "will they won't they?"s floating about with Louise, Aaron, Jay, and so on, and then her sister went in and that was... fine. I don't know. I'm super-biased against BB12 as it is but even taking that into account I genuinely can't remember a single thing she did, and seem to recall preferring Louise to her :shrug: so I've never understood why she's so liked on here (or at least, seen as the angel to Louise's devil). She's long overdue an elimination in this game, so **** off Faye!

Black Dagger
09-12-2017, 05:39 AM
Save Aaron and cut Racheal.

Babayaro.
09-12-2017, 05:43 AM
I saved Adele bc she was a top 5 BB3 housemate but for some reason the public kinda hated her? Tbh I think she would still be hated nowadays lmao. I'm glad she ****ed Lee off though as that pairing would have been rubbish and nothing compared to the relationship/friendship she had with Alex in the house. I'm pretty sure she was the first housemate to be booed lmao, or am I making that up? She did pretty well after BB, I'm sure, and secured a radio job or something, just like Kate, so well done her!

Cut Emma bc she was a bit annoying wasn't she, what with the constant escape attempts.

Babayaro.
09-12-2017, 05:44 AM
Save Marcus cut Bea

Black Dagger
09-12-2017, 05:48 AM
Idk if we can still save and replace but if so... Mark for Charlie Docherty x

Epic.
09-12-2017, 08:06 AM
Save Roberto Cut Hazel

Daniel-X
09-12-2017, 08:08 AM
Save Mario, cut Mark

Jake.
09-12-2017, 08:16 AM
Save Hazel cut Mario

Jake.
09-12-2017, 08:17 AM
Sorry just seen

Cut Sam

Jake.
09-12-2017, 08:18 AM
Save Roberto Cut Hazel

**** off

Jake.
09-12-2017, 08:19 AM
Save Shabnam cut Sam final answer

RileyH
09-12-2017, 09:31 AM
Save Mary cut Imran

RileyH
09-12-2017, 09:32 AM
cut Racheal.

https://i.imgur.com/YntgCvn.gif

Black Dagger
09-12-2017, 09:38 AM
Week 1 boot who got bullied by an Aussie pig is not top 50 housemate lol.

Cal.
09-12-2017, 09:54 AM
Save Charlie Doherty and cut Shahbaz

reece(:
09-12-2017, 10:16 AM
Save Roberto Cut Hazel

Save Mario, cut Mark

https://78.media.tumblr.com/10a8dd0cf034c5b842b39b29451a73d8/tumblr_otutdyIrYh1vtjbcao2_250.gif

Jason.
09-12-2017, 12:40 PM
State of this round

Jason.
09-12-2017, 12:40 PM
I've got three to choose from :unsure:

Jason.
09-12-2017, 12:42 PM
Save Shell, cut Angel

Shaun
09-12-2017, 01:20 PM
My nominations are in...

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/angel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/imran.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/marcus.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/shaun.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/charlie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/mary.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/nadia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/rachael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/shabnam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/shahbaz.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/shell.png

Aaron (BB12) - Angel (BB10) - Bea (BB10) - Brian (BB2) - Faye (BB12) - Hazel (BB14) - Imran (BB18) - Marcus (BB10) - Mario (BB9)
Charlie (BB17) - Mary (BB6) - Nadia (BB5) - Rachael (BB11) - Roberto (BB6) - Sam (BB7) - Shabnam (BB8) - Shahbaz (BB7) - Shell (BB5)

Get eliminating and saving now!

OK so Lucas saved and replaced Mark with Charlie so Daniel-X's vote of "Save Mario, axe Mark" was a confusing one... basically we are left now with Daniel-X's decision and two housemates: Mario and Brian. I do have Mario in green here but given the circumstances you can change your mind if you wish to save Brian Dowling instead, Daniel-X

Also SHAME on you for axing Shahbaz Cal :oh:

Epic.
09-12-2017, 01:43 PM
No I axed Hazel and saved Roberto, already made my decision

Shaun
09-12-2017, 01:45 PM
meant to say Dan-X :unsure:

Epic.
09-12-2017, 02:55 PM
I would've saved Brian but I thought he'd be safe for sure :(

Epic.
09-12-2017, 02:56 PM
if i'm allowed i want to save Brian instead of Roberto

Cal.
09-12-2017, 04:55 PM
There was no one else to cut you rude girl :oh:

Daniel-X
09-12-2017, 05:27 PM
Save mario cut Brian then

Headie
09-12-2017, 05:30 PM
Even if Nichola IS painfully beta, her telling Darren to sit on her face is better than Biannca's entire existence.

"I'm having a LAUGH. A LAUGH. I'm having an ELL AYY YEWW GEE AYCHH!"

Nichola legend :love:

Cal.
09-12-2017, 05:35 PM
Slutty B LEGEND

Jason.
09-12-2017, 05:41 PM
Save mario cut Brian then

You stupid woman, honestly! Now you're not making any sense at all.

Epic.
09-12-2017, 05:42 PM
Imagine thinking Mario is a better housemate than Brian Dowling

Shaun
09-12-2017, 05:56 PM
Right then, we're in the Top 50. Brian Dowling is 50th!

Cal.
09-12-2017, 06:01 PM
Save mario cut Brian then

grow up

Shaun
09-12-2017, 06:06 PM
you just axed Shahbaz, bitch

Epic.
09-12-2017, 06:10 PM
I wish he could just cut Roberto instead of Brian

RileyH
09-12-2017, 06:11 PM
Shahbaz was awful tbf

Jason.
09-12-2017, 06:14 PM
Brian Dowling is 50th!

Excuse me, um thingy, Carole?

Shaun
09-12-2017, 06:15 PM
look I don't get that reference so stop bloody using it

Jason.
09-12-2017, 06:19 PM
Well get it then, you stupid cow!

Cal.
09-12-2017, 06:20 PM
you just axed Shahbaz, bitch

Oh so I was meant to pick Brian was I? Stupid girl. Silly woman.

Macie Lightfoot
09-12-2017, 06:27 PM
Shahbaz sucks and Brian is overrated af sooooo who cares (I don't duh that's why I nominated them)

Shaun
09-12-2017, 06:30 PM
Oh so I was meant to pick Brian was I? Stupid girl. Silly woman.

you could've picked Shell or bloody Angel :oh:

Daniel-X
09-12-2017, 07:08 PM
Imagine being so arsed about bloody Brian Dowling being cut but not Rebecca Jane, scumbags.

Babayaro.
09-12-2017, 10:07 PM
Marcus Akin :love:

Shaun
10-12-2017, 03:05 PM
Saved Nadia because she's obviously a Top Ten Housemate Of All Time.

58th: Faye Palmer (BB12)
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/wpid-article-1320516313950-0ead067300000578-249008_466x310.jpg

I've nominated her a couple of times so it's not really that surprising I've leapt to kick her straight away here.

OK so Faye is easily in the "top 5 least offensive people of Big Brother 12" but that's not exactly a solid defence. The weeks that I watched, she was caught up in the various "will they won't they?"s floating about with Louise, Aaron, Jay, and so on, and then her sister went in and that was... fine. I don't know. I'm super-biased against BB12 as it is but even taking that into account I genuinely can't remember a single thing she did, and seem to recall preferring Louise to her :shrug: so I've never understood why she's so liked on here (or at least, seen as the angel to Louise's devil). She's long overdue an elimination in this game, so **** off Faye!

Chop chop folks, it's a Sunday!

(sorry Lucas!)

Black Dagger
10-12-2017, 09:43 PM
Save Aaron and cut Racheal.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/e/eb/Rachel_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20130528172618

Racheal White

Now to be perfectly honest, I can't actually say anything hateful towards Racheal, she's a perfectly acceptable housemate, that ended John James on every occasion she physically could (post eviction) she just cried while he was in there, the day she came back in and he was all like 'NAH UGLY BITCH AS IF I DON'T LOOK LIKE A ****ING RODENT WITH GOGGLE EYES' and she was like nah **** this and Nathan threatened to beat him up and he shat himself in the diary room, urgh so iconic.

It's just sadly, she is not a top 50 housemate in my eyes, not a single first boot is and so I felt it was time to cull her, no hard feelings, I'm sure she will get over it and belt out a bit of Halo, or bounce on Nathan, either way she seems content with her life and I'm happy for her, just a bit too irrelevant to go any further in this and sadly for that reason she needs to be removed from the game and I'm sure some people will disagree bc well she did that thing that time that was dead good, but yes thank you for wrecking John James' chances of winning luv.

Black Dagger
10-12-2017, 09:43 PM
kmt that image is big and I need to go to bed.

RileyH
10-12-2017, 09:44 PM
Rachael :love:

RileyH
10-12-2017, 09:54 PM
Imran Javeed

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/16/22/417ABAA200000578-0-image-a-65_1497647383329.jpg
(on left)

Sure I like Imran as much as the next guy but lets not try and act like he was anything special. He was a nice enough guy and one of my favourites throughout the series (or the 12 days he was there) but when you get overshadowed by your wife (who was superior in every way :love:) and think the Earth is flat then you don't really deserve Top 50 tbf. Everyone seems to think that Imran is legendary and someone who will be remembered but I'm actually struggling to write about him. I remember Sukhi going on a few rampages and her having to calm her down and then her getting furious at him for making her return the wine after she stole it with the great phrase: 'DO NOT COME FOR ME' and then when he had the fewest votes to save against bores like Kayleigh and Raph and Charlotte :conf2: which caused Sukhi to leave right out the front door with him and leave us all fuming

God, wasn't Sukhi great :flutter:

Cal.
10-12-2017, 10:06 PM
Save Charlie Doherty and cut Shahbaz

Shahbaz Chaudhry

https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article8126270.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/shabaz.png

Now I know this has been met with some controversy so I'll attempt to explain myself. I was panicking, desperately trying to save my Charlie Doherty and I thought only him and Brian Dowling were left and I bloody love Brian Dowling. Anyways, Shahbaz was an amazing housemate and think he was bloody brilliant, if not for that gif of him with the camera. He put up with his horrific treatment amazingly and his put downs to Sezer were iconic 'I wouldn't suck your dick if there was oxygen in your balls' or whatever it was :laugh2: He was probably treated the worse a housemate has ever been treated along with Shilpa (and they both followed each other how spooky) and it's unfortunate he had to walk because I think he'd have done well. The episode where he's in the pool and they nick his clothes and taunt him at the patio doors is horrible to watch and it was frustrating that the house thought it was okay to treat him that way (Pete, George and Bonnie, the quieter 3 of the bunch I suppose, all objected to it at some points but at others they were more than happy to take part in it so meh) even my favourites in our Nikkeh, Lea and Grace. 'GO AND HAVE A WANK' or whatever Lea screamed at him also :love: Anyways, he walked on like Day 6 and he probably wouldn't have won if he stayed but he could have found solace in Sam and Aisleyne maybe when they walked in the next week and enjoyed Sezer's eviction but he'd have still had to live with those horrible people so perhaps it was for the best. So long, Shahbaz!

Jake.
11-12-2017, 06:08 AM
54th: Sam Brodie
https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article8126266.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/sam-brodie.jpg

Now I feel a bit bad for this and for the record, Sam was lovely and seemed harmless enough. But we’re reaching the end of the countdown and she isn’t really a top 50 housemate, let’s be honest.

She entered on Day 12 and told the other housemates that although she recognised herself as female, she was biologically male and the others could address her as they wished (:love:, but that’s not something you want to say in a house with the likes of Nikki and Grace).

From what I remember, she was bullied? Quite a bit? And I honestly can’t remember why, but I do recall a few transphobic comments being thrown around. Despite this, she was evicted against Nikki on Day 23 in a very close eviction (bc at this point Nikki was literally untouchable and the public hadn’t gotten to the point if fatigue with her yet). Had Sam been up against someone else, she could have stayed easily. The public loved her and she had a great reception, so it wasn’t all sour.

Jamie89
12-12-2017, 12:46 PM
Sam :love:

Brian Dowling is 50th!

https://media.giphy.com/media/4zUAmDdZnxT2w/giphy.gif

Shaun
12-12-2017, 01:49 PM
Did I ****ing stutter!

Shaun
12-12-2017, 03:29 PM
4 writeups still!!!

Epic.
12-12-2017, 07:26 PM
55. Hazel O'Sullivan
http://i2.cdnds.net/13/24/300x225/uktv-big-brother-14-launch-hazel-osullivan.jpg

I have no clue why it took this long for Hazel to go. I think there was one point where I forgot to nom her altogether but besides that, who thought it was a good idea to give her a final pass??? Her being the top housemate of BB14 is ludacris. Her best feature was her conflict with Gina but for me Gina brought it far more than Hazel did. Her main aspect was her showmance with Daley, which was atrocious. Not because it was cheating, because that doesn't really bother me considering how common it's been on the show. It was more just her demeanor of refusing to take proper responsibility and continuing to do what she's doing, not taking any of Gina's admittedly harsh words to think about. She became so much more reduced than what she should've been. I'd have cut her about 100-150 spots earlier than this if I could because she's really not all that and Gina should've been the top housemate of BB14, not this mediocre nuisance.

Jason.
12-12-2017, 09:52 PM
Angel McKenzie

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So I really don't care for BB10 at all and I've erased almost anything that didn't feature Noirin or Bea out of my memory, therefore I don't really have much to say in this write-up. What I will say though, is that Angel is one of the better ones from BB10, or so I thought at the time, but that can only get you so far in this rankdown. She also drank runny mayonnaise. I don't know why I remember that specifically, but then again, I remember the most random things sometimes.

Jake.
13-12-2017, 06:10 AM
Which of Gina's "words" should Hazel have taken on board? "Homewrecker", "skank" or "*****"? :think:

Gina treated Daley as another human being ("please think about what you're doing, you have a girlfriend") and slut-shamed Hazel, simple as.

Babayaro.
13-12-2017, 09:10 AM
Saved Marcus
Eliminated Bea

No need to explain why I saved Top 10 Housemate of All Time, Marcus Akin, is there?

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Bea. Bea, Bea, Bea (me when there's a bee :p). Don't get me wrong, Bea contributed a lot towards the series and was a good character to hate. BUT, she was such a horrible, nasty piece of work. She would put on the waterworks at the drop of a hat and play the victim incredibly well. To be fair, her first week or so in the house was alright, as she ended Kenneth before he even got started and generally just seemed like a funny, chilled out person. Nope! What we got after, in the coming weeks was an actual sociopath who's main objective was guilt-tripping people and ****ing with their mind. A technically great housemate but a wicked person.

Babayaro.
13-12-2017, 09:24 AM
Nominations sent!!



(:worry:)

RileyH
13-12-2017, 09:26 AM
Bea. Bea, Bea, Bea (me when there's a bee :p)

:joker:

Shaun
13-12-2017, 10:45 AM
Marc's nominations are in and ****ing disgusting! REMINDER: YOU ONLY HAVE 2 ROUNDS LEFT TO SAVE AND REPLACE!!!!

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/charlie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/deana.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/isabelle.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/jade.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/lesley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/04/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/lydia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/makosi.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/michelle.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/nadia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/nicky.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/nikki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/shabnam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/shell.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sophia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sukhvinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

Charley (BB8) - Charlie (BB17) - Deana (BB13) - Isabelle (BB18) - Jade (BB16) - Lesley (BB8) - Lisa (BB4) - Lydia (BB13) - Makosi (BB6)
Michelle (BB5) - Nadia (BB5) - Nicky (BB8) - Nikki (BB7) - Shabnam (BB8) - Shell (BB5) - Sophia (BB10) - Sukhvinder (BB18) - Susie (BB7)

Get eliminating and saving now! Daniel-X can vote once we have a Brian Dowling writeup!