[Patrick]

1. September 2010, I've told this story 3 times on here already so I'll rush through it, Little guy called me gay, He's been bullying me for 2 years, So I split his head open, There was blood everywhere and I was so worried because I thought it was my blood. It wasn't so everything was okay, Then apparently I just got my school bag and walked out off the class like just like so casual as if nothing happened.

2. October 2010, A few lads were trying to light a firework in the playground. They began fighting about who was lighting it, one of them already lit it and carried on shoving the other guy about who was going to light it, stupid *****s. And then the firework went off like a second later and literally just missed one of them, both of them actually sh*t themselves, so funny.

3. May 2008, There was a fight just outside the school gates between these two guys.
Nothing serious, they were swinging eachother about you know just scrapping about but I think it did turn abit serious when one of them busted the other one's lip, I think by accident.
The funny thing was that made me and my mate laugh so hard, was one of the guys from my class just ran pass sprinkling Walkers Cheese & Onion Crisp, shouting 'CHEEESE AND ONION!'
Hilarious.

4. June 2010, There was this young lad called Glen in our school. He loved alot of singers and TV shows that most men wouldn't. Nothing wrong with it, but of course he got bullied.. BIG TIME because of it.
I felt so bad for the guy, he was about a year older than me.
He was into theatre and stuff like that and one day he came out of the canteen with a few girls, he was eating the crusts of his sandwiches.
Now we're not meant to eat outside but everyone did it anyway, then this guy was like 'Ms Glen Is Eating!'
You know just trying to get him in trouble, Glen apparently told him to back off.
Then this guy who I hate, began shoving him and Glen put his crusts in the bin to avoid any trouble.
Obviously this guy was more interested in a fight than sandwiches.
So a fight broke out on this little 'hill' well it's a slope, in our playground and everyone could see.
Literally half the boys in the school, I'm talking first years etc
People older and younger than Glen, trying to get in on the action, everyone ran up and began kicking the head of him and just punching him.
Everyone was on top of eachother wanting to hit him for no reason.
He ended up with a broken arm.
I'm quite happy to say me and my two friends didn't join in.
Unfortunately, Glen killed himself back in August

5. June 2008, We were just coming back from lunch on a rainy day. Yeah nearly summer and it was pissing down.
We had sat down and the whole school was talking about this guy that collapsed in the playground.
These two chavs began fighting in the class, both MAJOR attention seekers constantly in trouble. [One was the guy I was fighting with] so they basically were shouting at eachother competing for our attention when the teacher wasn't there.

One of them grabbed a chair, and threw it across the room to hit the other and missed, failed epicly.
But it did it one of the other girls up the face.
Was quite funny, but kind of cruel.
Then they just ran over to eachother and pulled eachother's hair and stuff, was brilliant.

6. December 2009, I didn't actually see this fight.
But me and my friend were bringing Selection Boxes round to this Christmas tree in the main part of the school, just helping teachers out and it was like after hometime.
The Girl's Football Club had just ended that day, and I remember hearing girls fighting and shouting upstairs.
When we passed the stairs, next thing.. This girl was like thrown over a banister and just fell down the stairs I couldn't stop laughing, her back was like ******ed up.
But It was literally so funny the way her face went And then you just heard the sound of the other girls upstairs running away, cowardly bastards.