[Stu]

You found Jedward fans at a Jedward concert? Fair fucking play.

Companies are lining up to get Jedward in their adverts because Jedward have their legs spread wide open to be nailed hard and fast by any potential corporation. Louis Walsh and whoever else is pulling the strings is pushing them into adverts hard and fast because it is their main money spin. Most reality stars do the advert circuit in their dying days. Jedward started it right away. They have had more adverts than hit singles and thus have to be considered a first ballot pick for the great party in the underworld.

Ask any Irish member of this forum not named Jessica and they will tell you that in general they are despised by the masses as two insignificant turds. That fact is in no way debased by the fact that they can fill venues and flog greasy Abrakebabra meals to four year olds and their thick mothers. Of course they can. But the masses despise them.