The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

[Novo]

Vika and Aga could meet in the Qf, what a cruel turn of events

[Drew.]

I have requested a name change on the Tennis Forum, i can no longer go on as Wizard Of Woz

[Novo]

staying up to watch Genie now <3

[Drew.]

Keep thinking this is you

http://i.imgur.com/MdAAw8h.png

[Drew.]

Andy i need you're help

[Novo]

looks like a great member

[Drew.]

I'm going to go take a 2 hour nap, my alarm didnt go off this morning and it might not work again so tweet me at like 7:45 and it'll hopefully wake me, good boy.

[Novo]

what do you need

[Novo]

alright then joblet

[Drew.]

Good stuff, in a bit jobtwat

[Marc]

/dead

[Novo]

:joker:

[Novo]

Ana securing 3IAR for Vika, what a good friend.

[Alf]

Did the Birdman win in straight sets?

[Novo]

he did

[Jemal]

Ivanovic returning to her good years by whooping serenas big ass

[MTVN]

Ivanovic :worship:

[Marc]

Serena with them sour grapes.

'I shouldn't have played' I had back problems. Blah blah. Cheers for the total disregard for Ana's awesome form

[Marc]

I still think Genie will be really tough. I can't/daren't call it

[Munchkins]

Omfg Ana :worship:
Used to really support her back in 07/08.. nice to see her doing well again

[Novo]

Can actually see Genie beating her in the Qf if she decides she wants to dictate points but it could easily go either way

[Munchkins]

Can actually see Genie beating her in the Qf if she decides she wants to dictate points but it could easily go either way

She did beat her in wimbledon didnt she? was it the 2R where Genie beat Ana i think..
I'd rather Ana won, i mean i do really like Genie, but shes going to have far more opportunities to get further into the draw in the upcoming years, than Ana is going to have

[Black Dagger]

Ana is so ****ing lovely, I got emotional when she won tbh, which was so strange because I don't regard her as one of my favourites, but at this stage if Li gets lazy and gets herself knocked out when she should make the final like she did at Wimbledon (silly bitch) then I want her to take it.

[Drew.]

Genie :love:

The male tennis fans down in Australia are going to be spoilt rotten when two of the biggest GIPs in tennis share the same court. Anything in possible for Genie now but if she does lose to Ana then I hope Ana goes on and wins in.

[Drew.]

And she's moved up to 22 in the WTA rankings

[Novo]

I hope the 3PEAT dream won't be over tonight

[Black Dagger]

Me too. The 3PEAT dream can be over in the final when Li gets her revenge.

[Locke.]

It's going to be a great night

https://24.media.tumblr.com/5164d3464f629a49630f14b572d55664/tumblr_mzhx6npc2I1sogpaoo1_400.png

[Drew.]

Some good matches tonight, Shara and Vika on quite early

[Novo]

praying for a Domi victory tonight as well

[Novo]

the pocket rocket

[Drew.]

Aga - Mugu on at about 10am why would they do that, I was looking forwards to that match. No chance I'll stay awake for it.

[Novo]

just about want Aga to win just in case sloane wins then she can job her out. Halep lurking waiting for Maria's blood as well

[Drew.]

Wins for Maria, Sloane and Mugu tonight would be nice

[Black Dagger]

Would be amazing.

The WTA when Serena isn't squashing everybody > the inevitable Nadal/Djok final.

[Black Dagger]

Hopefully Kei has a moment and destroys Nadal. But lol, no chance.

[Novo]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2pzi629.jpg

" hey i gotta ask you, you want tickets for my boyfriend redfoo's concert "


just read that in Vika's voice and look at Murray's face, it fits perfectly.

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

Redfoo and Murray in conversation would be too awkward

[Marc]

http://i39.tinypic.com/16avfk6.jpg

[Marc]

I really hope Ana can get to the SF

It'll be such a confidence boost for her, she really needs something like this to get her back up the top of the game.

[Novo]

Mugu with a baby guidedog, what a random photoshoot

[Novo]

The Tv is getting thrown west out the window if Sloane wins and the Xbox will follow if Aga losses

[Marc]

Stephens Domi win would make this entire tournament exciting

[Black Dagger]

I really hope Ana can get to the SF

It'll be such a confidence boost for her, she really needs something like this to get her back up the top of the game.

She can make the SF. No making the F though, that I won't allow.

[Marc]

What if Li flops over and smacks her Chinese head again and loses in her QF

[Drew.]

That is very likely

[MTVN]

We can hope

[Black Dagger]

What if Li flops over and smacks her Chinese head again and loses in her QF

She probably will.

Silly bitch should have made the final of Wimbledon after Serena was a big faily mess and didn't.

[Black Dagger]

We can hope

you can shut up, you probably have right ****e taste in tennis players, you do everything else.

[Marc]

What do you have to say for yourself Matt?

[Drew.]

I have a good feeling for Mugu tonight

[Marc]

I'm torn. I reckon Aga has enough experience and Mugu could choke

[Drew.]

She seemed so relaxed the other night against Caro, hopefully there's a repeat tonight

[Marc]

Aga does know how to frustrate people with her play and she chases down a lot. Mugu just needs one or two poor service games and she's gone

[Drew.]

One of Vika, Aga and Maria will lose tonight

[Marc]

I sense that too. I'm hoping for Maria

[Marc]

Djokovic Stan rematch :love: almost worth taking a day off to watch

[Marc]

Li Na has been dispatching the players I quite like; Safarova, Makarova and now Pennetta :(

[Drew.]

I'm never going to make tonight's matches, a nap is needed now

[Novo]

that picture of Aga standing on the Aussie Open sign with loads of fans around her is the greatest thing ever

[Novo]

Sloane has to much respect for Vika and not enough respect for Serena, that will probably be her downfall tonight saying that though i loved how sloane handled last year when the media tried to stir it, she wasn't haven'r any of it

[Marc]

Post the picture then you lazy git

[Black Dagger]

Li Na has been dispatching the players I quite like; Safarova, Makarova and now Pennetta :(

She hasn't yet. I think Flavia and Li will have a close game, it depends on which Na turns up. the Na that faced Maka and she's ****ed because that was some of her best tennis I've seen her play in a long while, the flop in R3 and Flavia will eat her.

[Drew.]

http://img206.imagevenue.com/loc594/th_004620687_Maria_3rd_Round_033_122_594lo.jpg

[Drew.]

Somehow Maria has dramatically improved her serve in the past 2 days, that extra practice session after her last match is paying off

[Black Dagger]

**** off Masha.

[Novo]

needs to learn some ****ing manners

[Novo]

dear god Domi

[Drew.]

All too easy

[Drew.]

I finally got my username change on the Tennis Forum

[Novo]

what is it now

[Novo]

Domi breaks!!!

[Drew.]

One Genie

[Novo]

oh domi domi domi

[Drew.]

Dont let it get to a third

[Drew.]

Maria you bellend

[Novo]

lets go Domi

[Drew.]

Dear god

[Novo]

what the **** Domi, is this the same person Maria called a counter pouncher :joker:

[Drew.]

the come back is on

[Novo]

i don't believe this set

[Drew.]

this would be incredible

[Novo]

Get a ****ing grip Domi

[Drew.]

Maria you grade A tit

[Drew.]

Cant call this one

[Novo]

****iNG YES DOMI, go and win now please.

[Drew.]

Domi deserves the win

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/EzTmrcQ.png

u wot m8

[Drew.]

Think we've covered about 75 pages between us in the past week

[Novo]

Why has Maria called a mto, nothing wrong with the bint

[Drew.]

Thank **** for that, i have finally got round to disabling emails on the tennis forum.. i've been getting emails every 5 minutes for the past week

[Novo]

i have been getting notifications when someone posts in Vikaland for the past year

[Drew.]

:joker: I had the same problem, it was even worse atm because i had posted in 10 or so threads.

[Novo]

oh jesus Domi

[Novo]

don't do this to me

[Drew.]

Domi has won.

[Novo]

after that last set im not taking anything for granted

[Drew.]

Maria's attitude so far has been terrible

[Drew.]

Wow, she has to finish this now surely

[Drew.]

They have gone into meltdown

http://i.imgur.com/4OK0LSm.png

[MTVN]

What is going on

[Novo]

****ing come on Domi please don't **** this up

[Drew.]

Domi has a huge ass

[Drew.]

Good lord

[Drew.]

unbelievable :joker:

[MTVN]

Double faults :rant:

[Novo]

****ing get in Domi!

[Novo]

So much better then Maria when she is at her best

[Drew.]

Amazing

[Drew.]

I knew one of the big names would go out tonight but i wasn't expecting it to be Maria

[MTVN]

The woman's side of this tournament is becoming even more of a farce than Wimbledon

[Novo]

dear god, just win now Vika.

[Drew.]

Great tournament on the womens side so far, so unpredictable

[Novo]

This tournament never lets me down <3

[Novo]

lets see how Vika fares against a decent challenge, this match could say a lot about her chances

[Drew.]

This should be a good match, a Sloane victory would make things even more interesting

[Drew.]

Vika always cracks me up when she enters the court

[Drew.]

Looks like a right thug

[Novo]

look at sloane witb her earphones in taking after her idol <3

[Novo]

lets go Vika

[Novo]

**** off Jo Durie

[Drew.]

I dont think Redfoo has changed clothes all week

[Novo]

he has his team vika gear on

[Drew.]

Great start

[Novo]

great start

[Drew.]

Genie pulling out of the mixed doubles? wahhh

[Drew.]

At least its not due to injury phew

[Drew.]

I always find it awkward when a player is crouched to receive a serve and some wind comes along and blows their skirt or dress up

[Novo]

half of sloane's points have been vika dfs

[Drew.]

Stan has replied to my question, lovely jubbly

[Novo]

lovely hold for 4-1

[Novo]

break!!!

[Drew.]

Sloane looks terrible in comparison to when i saw her at last years AO

[Novo]

she lost the first set 6-1 last year then played much better in the 2nd

[Novo]

Vika's dropshots always get me

[Drew.]

:joker: :joker: right in Vikas private area

[Drew.]

Lovely one Sloane

[Novo]

you horrible girl Sloane

[Novo]

Vika does not give two ****s on the court

[Drew.]

Halep and Jank going to a 3rd set

[Novo]

Vika defending like a goat today

[Drew.]

Go home Sloane and never return

[Novo]

2 ****ing Aces

[Novo]

amazing

[Drew.]

thank god you were the only one who predicted Vika winning the tournament because its looking very likely

[Drew.]

Vikas tournament to lose

[Novo]

she is the GOAT of Melbourne

[Drew.]

:joker: "it better be bigger than Caros"

[Novo]

It better be bigger then Caro's :joker:

[Novo]

Aga v Vika then, lets have it.

[Novo]

quality day so far

[Drew.]

Mugu will win

[Novo]

lol **** off she is good but not that good.. Aga has a tennis brain unlike Caro

[Drew.]

I've hit the spot there havent i :hehe:

[Drew.]

Queen Mugu is going to destroy her Andy

[Novo]

i wouldn't be bothered if she did, she is one of my faves but just want an Aga v Vika match now, its been to long

[Drew.]

what happens when Vika and Aga come up against each other, you cant back both of them

[Novo]

Might as well list our top 10 faves for the 2014 season

1) Vika
2) Aga
3) Ula
4) Kiri
5) Cornet
6) Mugu
7) PicaPower
8) Domi ( all is forgiven for knocking Vika out of the french open a couple of years ago after her great hosting skills on WTA Access all areas this year)
9) Tsurenko
10) Petkovic

Donna has been relegated outside the Top 10


3 of my top 10 in the final 8 guarenteed #thatform

[Novo]

what happens when Vika and Aga come up against each other, you cant back both of them

Vika obviously, silly question.

[Drew.]

Look at you favoring young players just because they are in form

[Novo]

Ula and Kiri weren't in form, Domi is always hot and cold, Mugu i liked before the hype. Petko is always injured from that list, Cornetto i have liked since Strasburg. Fall back Jobber.

[Drew.]

And to name 10 players is embarrassing, thats the equivalent of supporting 2 out of the top 6 teams in the PL

[Novo]

how? in tennis its different if i enjoy watching someone's style of play i'll watch and like the player regardless if they are on form or not, Cornetto is a jobber and Kiri has been lately but i'll still watch them and support them because i enjoy the way they play the game if they have an amazing personality like Vika and Aga that is always a bonus

[Drew.]

If only Vika knew the truth about you she would be ashamed

[Novo]

Vika will be my #1 forever no matter how bad things might get in the future

[Novo]

you ran for the hills when Caro fall out the top 10 at least when i stopped liking her she was still world #1

[Drew.]

She was outside the top 10 last year and shes not improving at all, she seems more interested in her personal life and Rory and i've got no time for that

[Drew.]

She couldnt wait to get out to see Rory hitting his balls about and the tit didn't even win

[Novo]

difference is she isn't ever getting back into it, Simona has took her place there

[Novo]

what a lovely relaxing night i can have now

[Drew.]

Caro is done, retirement in 2 years.

[Novo]

you don't even care either, you sick sick man

[Drew.]

She'll take up golf soon, anything to be closer to Roy

[Novo]

just hope Genie wins tomorrow now

[Novo]

she deserves it and so does the genie army

[Drew.]

That group of wannabes will soon be irrelevant and a propper group of fans will back her

[Novo]

might put some money on Genie tomorrow, think i have £14 in my paddypower account, check the odds Drew

[Drew.]

9/4

[Novo]

jesus, people fancying Ana's chances a bit to much

[Drew.]

Something is up with Nadal

[Drew.]

worrying times

[Novo]

Don't be so bloody dramatic

[Novo]

Cornetto playing in the doubles

[Drew.]

Same with Genie, lost the first set and are getting destroyed in the 2nd

[Novo]

80 year old Cara Black

[Drew.]

Anna Schmiedlová

[Drew.]

Time to get into bed and watch Muzza

[Drew.]

Genie on second tomorrow, a nice early nights sleep, good stuff

[Marc]

Cheeky upsets continue

[Marc]

We just need Azarenka out in the QF now and we can all sit back and enjoy an underdog take the title. It's like the French Open here

[Drew.]

What are you doing up so early

[Marc]

I have work don't I. Unlike some lazy jobbers

[Drew.]

Take the day off tomorrow, Genie - Ana is far more important

[Marc]

I was debating it. Sales of Klennex will go through the roof in preparation of that match.

[Marc]

I hope they snog at the net after the match.

[Drew.]

I hope they do much more than that

[Novo]

3PEAT

[Novo]

wouldn't you much rather watch history being made then a jobber underdog fluke win

[Drew.]

Genie or Ana to win please. Or Mugu.

[Novo]

**** you rafa

[Novo]

Novak and Vika again

[Novo]

they must be on a 40-0 record together at the aussie open now

[Drew.]

Are you staying up for Aga - Mugu Andy

[James]

New thread - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244976