The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

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exactly that was early 2011 when i liked Caro then i passed her down to you

[Drew.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4072851&highlight=caroline#post4072851

[Drew.]

Andy favouriting any jobber that looks like they are about to win a tournament, You'll be hating Vika this time next year and supporting Stephens

[Novo]

Vika is my #1 ever since Caro bored me senseless, ever since i started supporting Vika she has become #1 and won a gold medal and two grand slams, it was meant to be.

[Drew.]

Bencic massively bottled it in the 2nd

[Novo]

ever since i ditched Caro and Donna they have slipped down the rankings, i am a good luck charm

[Drew.]

Both Caro and Donna getting distracted off the courts and getting up to no good.. Donna especially right now.

[Novo]

Donna is ****ing Stan, it will all come out soon

[Drew.]

Shes obsessed with some other jobber right now

[Drew.]

Thanasi Kokkinakis

[Novo]

that one of her team mates? everytime i go on her twitter she is talking to stan and annoying him

[Drew.]

Havent got a clue who he is.. some Australian jobber

[Drew.]

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" mate " friendzoned

[Drew.]

Nobody on the tennis forum knows who she's seeing, shes close too tons of young male tennis players.

[Drew.]

Hopefully the defeat the other day was a kick up the arse

"Lost to Lucie Hradecka, CZE 36 16. I know my process of developing is long term, and I hope you can understand. Team around me leads me to my final goal. Thanks to everyone for believing in me."

[Novo]

bit overhyped really, Mugu is only 2 years older and in a different league

[Novo]

and then there is Pica Power and Genie as well

[Drew.]

Genie has the most potential out of all the young ones i'm a fan of

[Drew.]

Genie > Laura > Donna

[Novo]

Genie was awful a couple of years ago as well there is a video of her serving and missing the ball and then it hits her on the head, she was great last year though

[Drew.]

I've seen that :joker:

There was a thing on Sky Sports earlier about Genie being the player the look out for

[Drew.]

Donna and Genie are completely the opposite, Donna is pretty wild and always active getting up to no good, she hasn't got a professional head on her yet.

[Novo]

Genie is a money maker as well because she of being the only decent womens player in a huge country like canada, Wta wilk just shove her at people

[Novo]

Serena time

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Nike have done a great job with the outfits this year

[Drew.]

Genie is just class <3

[Novo]

Hingis and Lisicki, what a weird coach player combination

[Drew.]

Lisicki is going out

[Novo]

take that bloody watch off Serena

[Drew.]

I wish this match would hurry up, i need a food break

[Novo]

got to love hard court Sabine

[Drew.]

Niculescu!!! Brilliant rally

[Novo]

look at that great fila cap

[Drew.]

God she has an annoying grunt

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yes **** off Serena, no bagel for you.

[Drew.]

[02:12:06] David: no more tennis for me until wimbledon

[Novo]

**** sake :joker:

[Drew.]

i never want to watch Niculescu play ever again after today.. bloody annoying woman

[Novo]

bye bye sabine

[Drew.]

Toodles Sabine

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what a great woman

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd_FznzCcAAGoW-.jpg:large

[Novo]

just genie out now and the tournament is already a success

[Drew.]

I would hope for you're favourites to drop out but there's too many of them to name

[Drew.]

Oh hello almost 10k posts

[Novo]

Vika, Aga, Mugu, Cornetto, Pica Power


Kiri and Ula injured.



my dream team

[Novo]

My 5 warriors still going strong

[Drew.]

Caro, Genie, Shara.. will back Goerges and Pironkova too

[Drew.]

Puig also gets my backing

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Picapower is Puig

[Novo]

you bloody idiot

[Novo]

you have already lost robson and donna so you can only support 3

[Drew.]

My 10,000th post can be dedicated to my 4 main girls

http://i.imgur.com/adNfFzW.png http://i.imgur.com/6laTEeP.png

http://i.imgur.com/MCogBl4.png http://i.imgur.com/HsNsfe3.png

[Drew.]

i know Picapower is Puig you fool, she is the only one i like out of the 100s you like.

[Novo]

my pass downs are looking lovely there

[Drew.]

You've only ever been a fan of Caro and i didn't even know you then.

[Novo]

I know who Donna was before you heard of her

[Drew.]

You're the biggest tennis nerd i know

[Drew.]

You probably follow the Haiti u12's tennis club

[Novo]

Marc is the tennis master, i am just his understudy

[Drew.]

Time to go grab 2 large scotch eggs and some carrot cake and then i can relax and wait for Genie.

[Novo]

you would do well to learn from him as well

[Novo]

imagine if razzano actually won

[Novo]

you would have to join david

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3 double faults in a row, dear god

[Drew.]

Ferrer broken already

[Drew.]

there is a slight chance Genie could be on TV, finding a stream is too much effort

[Novo]

surely they won't put that match on

[Novo]

Serena's nipples on full display

[Drew.]

40 degree heat and she still has nipples like pears

[Novo]

You would

[Drew.]

I've had to put my scotch egg down after seeing those pointy things

[Drew.]

Ferrer you tit what are you playing at

[Novo]

he is going out thankfully

[Drew.]

Phew, he has held on to take the first set 7-6

[Novo]

Might go to bed soon

[Drew.]

Dont be silly

[Novo]

Jerzy and those ****ing sunglasses :joker:

[Novo]

there is a serious lack of womens action at the minute

[Drew.]

Puig is the only female out on court at the moment i think

[Drew.]

Flipkens and Genie soon

[Novo]

Forgot Ana is playing Beck tonight, should be a good match

[Drew.]

Genie and Ana straight after.. Males on Court 2 have been spoilt

[Drew.]

Ana will probably be moved onto a different court actually, these first 2 games are taking forever

[Novo]

Terribly boring night of tennis apart from sabine getting destroyed

[Drew.]

Janowicz scares the **** out of me

[Drew.]

might go and read until Genie

[Novo]

Djokovic 5-0 up, bet Boris is having a wank

[Novo]

Bagel, poor kid.

[Novo]

got about 100 pages to read of my monica seles book, far to tired for that though

[Drew.]

I'm praying tomorrow they dont stick all the good matches on at the same time

[Drew.]

Caro, Aga and Murray all one after another on Eurosport would be nice

[Novo]

**** off Serena.. always says her matches are tough even when she destroys someone

[Novo]

thought you hated Aga

[Novo]

good to see you have finally seen the light

[Drew.]

Cant think of any female tennis players i hate, just like taking the piss to wind you up

[Novo]

everyone loves aga in the end, it's okay to admit it

[Drew.]

i will certainly never be a fan of her thats for sure

[Novo]

you tit

[BBfanUSA]

Djokovic is going to go 18-0 on this guy isn't he? I don't blame him with the heat.

[Novo]

good to have someone else in here, drew is driving me insane

[Drew.]

a new face, please don't leave me alone in here any longer

[Novo]

there is literally 8 people watching the jerzy match

[Drew.]

Ferrer was 4-1 down now back to 4-4.. he's a tease isn't he

[Novo]

Jerzy is getting the umpire

[Drew.]

there is literally 8 people watching the jerzy match

Pisses me off when courts are empty

[BBfanUSA]

It's 10 PM almost and I gotta work tomorrow and go to class, I got about 30 minutes.

ESPN is on Djokovic's game right now

[Novo]

shame Ferrer can't do that against the top 4 isn't it

[Drew.]

You are missing out on the big one Ferrer vs Mannarino BBfan

[Novo]

hang in there Jerzy

[Drew.]

Puig about to be another one of your many victims going out

[BBfanUSA]

You are missing out on the big one Ferrer vs Mannarino BBfan

They were showing it earlier. I don't have ESPN3 so I can't turn it on.

[Drew.]

Doesnt matter though, another one of you're favourites Pennetta will be going through

[Drew.]

They were showing it earlier. I don't have ESPN3 so I can't turn it on.

What do you think of my friend Genie

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bHIuMB_g7V0/UOHeiPksFvI/AAAAAAAABG4/ySYi8AExxVk/s1600/bouchard20.jpg

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Come on flavia

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lets do this

[BBfanUSA]

If it wasn't for the heat, I bet Australia would be a nice place to visit.

[Novo]

i'll support picapower next year instead

[Novo]

Genie is going out in roughly 2 hours

[BBfanUSA]

Cute Kid yelling "You can do it Novak" and crowd laughing. :Laugh:

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flavia! #teamitaly

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great result that was Drew

[Drew.]

This match on court 2 is taking the absolute ****ing piss.. it'll be 6/7 by the time Genie plays

[BBfanUSA]

Forget this VTs, Give me more action ESPN Dammit!

[Novo]

staying up all this time to watch Genie lose would be bitter sweet

[Drew.]

I will be unbelievably pissed off if she does.

[Novo]

cup of tea time for me after flavia's victory

[Drew.]

Robredo and Benneteau has got the be one of the slowest matches i've ever seen

[Novo]

she will more then likely lose i'm afraid

[Novo]

brendan do you fancy coming to the aussie open next year? we'll leave drew behind to rethink his ways

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wonder how my Ula and Kiri are getting on at home

[BBfanUSA]

brendan do you fancy coming to the aussie open next year? we'll leave drew behind to rethink his ways

But I like Drew's ways :cries:, and It's Brandon. There's a difference

[Drew.]

Ferrer :idc:

[Drew.]

Yeah, jog on Andy.

[BBfanUSA]

Well, I gotta get ready for bed, Night.

[Drew.]

Cya BBfan

[Novo]

goodnight brendan

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oh how silly of me i got it wrong again

[Drew.]

Got what wrong

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#teamJerzy #Polska

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#TeamDeeAfc #Jobber #Bagel

[Drew.]

#TeamISupportAnyoneWhoIsWinningAtThetime

[Drew.]

Gasquets!

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[Drew.]

****.. he replied to all my questions

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/IRWs0Ud.png

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must have been the only one to ask him a question

[Drew.]

There were quite a lot, hes ignored everyone else, what a great guy

[Drew.]

Ferrer getting that bagel

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Drew all off a sudden using " Vamos" someone has been on the tennis forum to much

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Come on Jerzy

[Drew.]

You have only known me 2 minutes, i have used vamos for years

[Novo]

lol **** off you only started saying it on twitter this week

[Novo]

Jerzy is playing through an injury and winning, what a guy

[Drew.]

Piss off, i've been going to Spain every year, i always speak Spanish you mong

[Novo]

be quiet you fake spanish tit, i am watching jerzy here

[Drew.]

Drew Crawford ‏@Dreww_C 21 Apr 12
#VamosBarca !

[Drew.]

Suck a dick.

[Drew.]

And choke on it.

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i was on about when your talking about tennis you bellend and now you love real madrid instead, amazing

[Drew.]

You have just been clocked my friend

[Drew.]

Now we're going back over 2 years

Drew Crawford ‏@Dreww_C 10 Dec 11
El Clasico #VamosBarca

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you support madrid and Barca in spain? and you say i only support people when they are winning lol

[Novo]

show me a tweet to do with tennis where you have said Vamos and then i'll admit defeat

[Drew.]

I dont support foreign teams

[Drew.]

I've not seen one person say Vamos when talking about tennis :joker:

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everyone bloody does

[Drew.]

You, Lucas, Marc and David are the only ones i talk to about it you tit

[Novo]

you post on the bloody tenis forum you cock

[Drew.]

14 posts including 12 photos, you are a grade A jobtwat

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well done Jerzy you great man, should keep drew quiet for a bit.

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you were even on it today, i bet someone has posted vamos genie in there this week

[Drew.]

Go and look

[Drew.]

Vamossssss Andujar

[Drew.]

Vamosssssss Ferrer :worship:

[Novo]

there is actually someone who used #VamosGenie on twitter, that must be your multiple account

[Drew.]

I've never used it around you i wouldnt have expected you to have known what it means.

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Soz mr madrid

[Drew.]

Mr Balisco.

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Get in Jerzy!!!

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When is it time for Genie lose

[Drew.]

Havent you got another one of you're many favourites out on court you can watch instead

[Novo]

don't be jealous because my faves actually win things

[Drew.]

that doesnt surprise me you back half of the top 100 in the WTA

[Drew.]

**** sakes Robredo - Benneteau going to a 5th.. the wait for Genie continues

[Drew.]

actually the longer this goes on the more chance she'll be on TV

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Vika, Aga, Ula, Kiri, Mugu, Cornet


you like Donna, Genie, Pironkova, Caro, Sharapova, Robson.


the same amount, so pipe down and stick that vamos up your ass

[Novo]

Pironkova and Stosur will be on Tv

[Drew.]

You have missed out loads to you're list

[Novo]

and maybe even Ana will be on tv

[Drew.]

I admire you're research though, you have my favourites spot on

[Drew.]

Ana is after Genie

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i haven't missed out anyone

[Drew.]

My list will be exactly the same this time next year, yours will only have Vika and Aga still in it

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those 6 will remain the same

[Drew.]

Pironkova isnt on for another 2 hours, Genie hopefully in less than an hour.

[Drew.]

Benneteau you little **** leave the ball boy alone

[Novo]

No Genie i'm afraid, eurosport just confirmed to a fan

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come on Dolgo

[Drew.]

Genie on the same court as this, they'll be sticking to it

[Novo]

genie is getting bummed by donald young in the changing room as we speak

[Novo]

you'll hear a yelp in a minute

[Drew.]

Dont be so vile

[Novo]

Genie getting brought onto the court in a wheelchair

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Novo]

Monfils and Young walking casually out of the changing rooms like nothing ever happened

[Drew.]

Vika with her cock stuffed up Monfils in the showers.

[Novo]

wouldn't put it past genie, her and robson get up to all sorts

[Drew.]

Robredo !!!!

[Drew.]

VAMOS

[Novo]

i like him so good

[Novo]

didn't expect that did you

[Drew.]

You're a fan of him? i wouldn't expect anything different from you

[Novo]

Genie and Khumkhum lezzing off in the showers

[Drew.]

you have some strange fantasies

[Novo]

thats a nice image for you

[Novo]

Donna getting throttled by Stan on Court 20

[Drew.]

Just imagine him tickling her into an almighty orgasm with that fuzzy hair of his

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0130/play_g_azred_576.jpg

[Drew.]

Vika trying to squeeze one out the morning after a night with Red Foo

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/222435_300519440056442_619788957_n.jpg

[Drew.]

Vika unable to walk after being tag teamed by Monfils and Del Boy

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/24/article-2347394-1A7BC9B3000005DC-169_634x528.jpg

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stop posting pictures from your wankbank

[Novo]

Vika is a 10/10 in that pic with foo

[Novo]

Dolgo is out because of you, i hope your happy

[Drew.]

There are a couple of pictures she looks good in, not many though

[Novo]

she looks good holding that great trophy

[Novo]

bet even Istomin has had a go on Genie, dirty canadian slag

[Drew.]

You're sick

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is it nearly time for genie to go home yet, i want to go to bed

[Drew.]

Go on leave me alone to watch it

http://i.imgur.com/LVqnJIj.gif

[Drew.]

Robredo needs to win this set then Genie is on next

[Novo]

i'll stick around, just in case she gets beat

[Novo]

Dennis is nearly through

[Drew.]

Phew

[Drew.]

Come on Robredo hold on

[Novo]

well well well

[Novo]

3-3

[Drew.]

going to move from my computer to my bed if Genie is on TV

[Drew.]

i swear if i've got to stream it i'm going to be so pissed off

[Novo]

you will have to

[Novo]

looks like a decider might be coming

[Novo]

amazing

[Drew.]

i'm going to get into bed if theres a decider too

[Novo]

lol comparing this to Sampras and Agassi

[Drew.]

YES!

[Novo]

****

[Novo]

the crowd want a decider

[Drew.]

i dont

[Drew.]

**** off

[Novo]

yes!

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julien has turned up in his wimbledon gear