The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

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very very shallow of you

[Drew.]

there are plenty of players i like.. Ana, Giorgi, Goerges, Pironkova, Putintseva.. but loads of players i'm still only just finding out about so i guess after this year i'll have a wider selection of players i like

[Drew.]

Putintseva is a new one

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this tournament will be a success as long as Vika wins or one of my faves or Serena wins and Maria doensn't

[Drew.]

if Shara or Caro dont then it has to be Serena just because of my prediction.

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i remember when david liked Goerges before lisicki

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well done tsonga

[Drew.]

he was going on about Goerges the other night too

[Drew.]

Tsonga ended like 20 minutes ago

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i am watching the highlights

[Drew.]

Aga 2-0 down

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Caro getting one farewell bagel before mugu destroys her

[Drew.]

What a shot

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you say that like she'll not come back

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The moment Caro faces a hard hitter she is screwed

[Drew.]

We shall see about that

[Drew.]

now bugger off and watch Aga

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**** off it has only just started

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and my Aga is 1-0 up

[Drew.]

whats she done to her shoulder

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look at her <3

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break her Aga

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this woman is Vika's team mate

[Drew.]

:joker: someone tweeting this commentator "shut up about the weather"

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but she must lose

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break point

[Drew.]

Oh no Caro has started the loud grunting

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read her like a book Aga

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pretend your in a warsaw library with Ula

[Drew.]

Mc whats her face has broken Caro, this isnt possible

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this is the part where you read about the goat dropshot

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Mchale, Keys, Vanie King.. all these american players are the same to me

[Drew.]

play resuming at 5am instead of 6am.. hopefully Eurosport keep to these 2 matches

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Eurosport are going to be *****

[Drew.]

Mclovin 2-0

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look at that lovely white little number aga is wearing

[Drew.]

Caro with one of the worst serves i've ever seen

[Drew.]

Phew, 2-1

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4-0 Aga

[Drew.]

she wont beat Caro's time for the bagel

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she is going to beat it

[Drew.]

****, she is as well

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was Caro's 25?

[Drew.]

28 i think

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Bagel point

[Drew.]

Caro has gone down the ****ter

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best return of the day

[Drew.]

Mctwat double break

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what on earth

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Mctwat :joker:

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McTwat is on fire

[Drew.]

this is awful

[Drew.]

i've got an idea an Andy

[Drew.]

Caro wow :idc:

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what idea?

[Drew.]

i am bumping an old thread of ours

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stop being a twat Aga

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you tit

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its like she is playing poots again

[Drew.]

Some nob in the crowd putting Caro off

[Drew.]

chuck him out

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you ****ing prick boyball get Aga some water

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boyball is new

[Drew.]

Ballboy is sniffing to make sure its water and not vodka

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Aga is straight edge

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Ula would be ashamed of this ****ness Aga

[Drew.]

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1180/sx5.gif

[Drew.]

**** sakes i've found the gif you used :joker:

http://i43.tinypic.com/6egk9k.gif

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**** sake :joker:

[Drew.]

Woz has broken, get in

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she actually said that quote about Aga in an interview, horrible maria :bored:

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McTwat is out of steam

[Drew.]

Maria >

http://imageshack.us/a/img812/7011/23i.gif

[Drew.]

she will forever be known as Mctwat

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Kiri is the kind and lovely Maria

[Drew.]

Brilliant play Caro :worship:

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Break her Aga

[Drew.]

Aga jobbing it

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having a nice relaxing moment before finding her second gas

[Drew.]

have you seen these Vika gifs :joker: :joker:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Pf7rrWiielo/UhBQbT7FQgI/AAAAAAAAABw/5WSu4rKob6w/s512/1d1aebc4b74543a994abf5191f178a82b80114b1.gif

http://imageshack.us/a/img407/8315/nr8.gif

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Vika and Jankovic matches always seem to go the distance

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McTwat missing everything

[Drew.]

Caro has it

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df

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mctwat deserves to go home after that

[Drew.]

Aga about to break back

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Aga <3

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no!!!!!

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Olga twatasova is not going down easily

[Drew.]

Serving for the game!

[Drew.]

http://4put.ru/pictures/max/648/1991970.gif

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put this beastly bastard away now Aga

[Drew.]

Smack her Caro!!!

[Drew.]

Caro getting a warning

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Calm down Caro you tool

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got to love Carla

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Aga you all mighty bellend

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stop moaning caro

[Drew.]

Caro being unfairly treated

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should be kicked out the tournament, she is cheating

[Drew.]

she'll kick you in a second

[Drew.]

finish her!!!

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Aga wins !!!!

[Drew.]

Well done Caro!!!!!!!! :love:

[Drew.]

What an amazing day

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4 of my faves win, just Vika to go

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Mugu v Caro, fall back Drew

[Drew.]

**** sakes leave Caro alone.. all they want to see is her ring

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cringeworthy questions from Sam Smith

[Drew.]

they did exactly the same thing the other day

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time for a tv show break i think

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No one even cares

[Drew.]

Yeah i might go watch an hours TV i've got recorded

[Drew.]

6am and outside courts have only had 1 game played lol

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tomorrow will be busy

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what time is it in melbourne now? about 5pm?

[Drew.]

**** sakes this is the kid Donna loves

[Drew.]

yeah 5pm

[Drew.]

2 hours till Vika

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Nadal's going to send this kid to chinatown

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those ****ing shorts

[Drew.]

He's going to get shat on so bad Donna wont want anything to do with him

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he looks like a right prick

[Drew.]

Owen <3

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hit a forehand winner at his cock Rafa

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

think i'll watch the first set just to see how badly he does get destroyed

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cripple the twat

[Drew.]

what a Kok

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those shorts are something else

[Drew.]

Can tell he fancies himself

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nice and hot for GenieBear tomorrow

[Drew.]

Genie is only interested in winners

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i wasn't talking about him you big bender

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My Vika on shortly

[Drew.]

400th in the world and still made over $20k.. ffs i need to become a tennis player

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#3IAR

[Drew.]

Piss break, then i'm getting into bed

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Great fans in their tonight

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Aced Rafa and now he feels like rambo, what a bellend

[Drew.]

Am i really seeing this? 1-0?

[Drew.]

I don't like this kid

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Aga or Pavs v Caro or Mugu

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Genie has got such a great quarter, she should at least win the next 2 matches

[Drew.]

Yeah Genie could go quite far, hopefully that bunch of fans that keep turning up don't distract her

[Drew.]

This kid has a horrible backhand

[Drew.]

Nice serve though

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his return is decent as well, he has played loads of Rafa's first serves back

[Drew.]

He's not the jobber I was expecting him to be.. Still getting shat on

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No Luke Saville though is he

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first serve 56% sort that out jobber boy

[Drew.]

Donna and Stan having twitter sex again

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they disgust me

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most of the time Stan just ignores her or says a one word answer

[Drew.]

Going to follow him, need to keep a closer eye on these two

[Drew.]

Hang on.. Hastings???

[Drew.]

This umpire played for my local town

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Pretty good golfer as well

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Genie's double match cancelled

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think her and dushevina were suppose to play serena and venus

[Drew.]

Nah it was a pair of jobbers she was due to face

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Oh yeah Serena and Venus match was just cancelled as well, might have to play 2 in 1 day now

[Drew.]

As long as Genie plays her singles early tomorrow.. Quite glad the doubles was cancelled its just a distraction

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Mirza has got more followers then Vika and Sharapova on twitter and she only plays doubles. the benefits of coming from India.

[Drew.]

Federer killing it

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I'll go have a look

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Lol 1.5m followers, never even heard of her before

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if she won a grand slam India would go mental

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it was bad enough when Li na won one and China went mental

[Drew.]

Surprised that Japanese guy who played earlier doesnt have loads.. He had less than 100k when I looked

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China and India are in the Bilions when it comes to population, think Japan is still pretty small compared to them, was it Nishikori?

[Drew.]

Yeah it was him.

That Ki guy at Sunderland has loads of followers and gets **** sent to him everyday from where he's from

[Drew.]

"@piersnewbery: Leon Smith says @jamie_murray had heat stroke 20mins after match, 2hrs treatment. "The great physio team helped him, he's feeling better."

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Mugu carrying some jobber through the doubles as well

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must be on a 10 match winning streak

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Bojana and Donna in there as well

[Drew.]

Starting to wish I had predicted Djok..

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3 romanians on court at the minute playing doubles.. Begu, Niceluscu and Cirstea

[Drew.]

Romanians are horrible

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**** sake Genie is in the mixed as well with Groth :joker:

[Drew.]

What is she playing at.. She wants to be involved in everything ffs

[Drew.]

Is she getting extra money for winning doubles matches too?

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Rosco and Dellaqua, bet they'll be popular

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yeah no where near as much as singles though

[Drew.]

Well that explains it

[Drew.]

Tennis is a ridiculously easy money maker

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Donna with Kokkinakis as well

[Drew.]

Are they doubles? She's thirsty for him

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Can remember when Dan Evans got into the main draw and won he said it just about covered his expenses for the year so it must be costly as well if your a qualifier

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bet she asked Stan first but he refused

[Drew.]

Stan would never refuse her

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Yeah it's costly to start of with but if you've for the potential to make it pro then it doesn't matter how much you spend.. It'll all be made back within a year

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" come on Stan i'll make it worth your while "


" sorry Donna go and play with that other twat instead "

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:joker:

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**** sakes I get these visions of him every time he looks at his phone "text from Donna" or her knocking on his door everyday to hang out or her hiding in the crowd somewhere everytime he trains and plays. She's obsessed I bet

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Yeah it's costly to start of with but if you've for the potential to make it pro then it doesn't matter how much you spend.. It'll all be made back within a year

but its a massive risk, even if your really lucky and join an academy at a young age the chances are you won't make, Seles's parents spent all their money sending her to america and to academy and even she almost didn't make it because they told her that she had to stop using her double handed forehand, she said only one of her friends there made it pro so the odds are stacked against you from an early age, its not really a sport where at 18 you can say " oh i want to do that "

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Come on Rafa hurry up

[Drew.]

Plenty of talented people around probably capable of making it pro but the financial baking is key. I don't think any sport you can decide to take it up at the age of 18.. Maybe low key ones but the big earners you'll have to start at a young age.

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Once you are at the stage of turning pro and start playing these games though then you've hit a gold mine

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depends what tournaments your playing in, the future and challenger events will get you hardly anything which is what most players play in, unless your in the main drews regular and your consistent it can be a very financially damaging game

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I'd take the risk.

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Man up Andy be a gambler

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Lets form a doubles team

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you've got to remember players who aren't contacted to a sports brand like Aga with Lotto and Heather Watson with K Swiss etc have to buy their own gear as well throughout the year and then most of them don't have agents or anything either to help them out

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you would lose us every match

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Your dodgy backhand

[Drew.]

"Duck Andy!!!" My serve smashes you straight in the back of the head

[Drew.]

Easy win for Fed

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bet Marc has a great dropshot

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bet he has nailed a perfect between the legs dropshot

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Vika on very shortly

[Drew.]

I've got a nasty serve.. Being 6ft 3 comes with its perks

[Drew.]

I'd knock you're head clean off with a serve

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**** off sloane

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i'd land a lob shot right on your forehand

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knock you into the middle of next week

[Drew.]

And a backhand like Gasquets

[Drew.]

I'd leave a hole in you're racket

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See ya Kok

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Vika time

[Drew.]

Millot looks a cross between a gypsy and a bar man

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chop chop vika

[Drew.]

Andy will destroy him

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Err Vika, might go to bed

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make it nice and quick gorgeous

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Jim courier is a prick

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Sloane is going out

[Drew.]

She annoys me

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13 degrees on saturday will be nice

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Right, come on Vika

[Drew.]

Bedtime

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Rafa v Monfils will be quality

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your going to bed? don't be a twat

[Drew.]

My eyes are hurting

[Drew.]

They'll be hurting even more when Vika comes on my tv

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you horrid bastard

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at least if she gets knocked out you won't be around

[Drew.]

On second thoughts I think I'll stay

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get to bed

[Drew.]

I am in bed ready for Vika

[Drew.]

Ready for her in many ways

[Drew.]

My Vika

[Drew.]

Yeh I'm going to abandon ship and sleep, I will wake to a Vika loss and Murray win. Night jobster

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stay well away

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good night, same shift tomorrow night

[Drew.]

Wonder if tomorrow's schedule is out

[Drew.]

Bollocks it's not. I will be here 12am sharp tomorrow.

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Murray searching for Millot clips on youtube

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4-1 lead for Vika in the first set

[Black Dagger]

Sloane looks like she's a goner.