The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

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Alize takes the first set 6-3, get in.

[Drew.]

There you are, i was getting worried you had ditched me.

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Simona what is happening

[Drew.]

Sharapova set point

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Alize is to good

[Drew.]

Knapp is taking the piss with her ball tosses

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Simona is coming back

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waz 5-1 down now 5-4

[Drew.]

My midnight snack tonight is going to be amazing, Southern fried fish

[Drew.]

It'll be an attempted come back, will end 6-4

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Pizza for me

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with fudge cake

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come on leps, serve it out

[Drew.]

I dont think i have anything else.. might tuck into some toblerone later on tonight.

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6-4 Leps

[Drew.]

Get in.. shakey first set and Knapp making loads of errors but Shara takes the first set

[Drew.]

Time to go heat the oven up

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quality set

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Alize destroying Camilia the jobber now

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Come o Maria, collapse orsomething

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you can tell Jo Duriex loves her job

[Drew.]

Giorgi is coming back

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Alize won't like this waster win

[Drew.]

Giorgi has screwed it up

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Right, when is Mugu on

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Your hobart champion and future goat

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piss off simona

[Drew.]

Shara needs to hurry up, cant have Caro playing bang on during the peak of the heat

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Caro is going fo vomit everywhere

[Drew.]

Giorgi breaks

[Drew.]

Aga wont even make it past the warm up

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****ing hell Alize

[Drew.]

Cornet will break back straight away

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break point halep

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2-0 halep second set

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can remember when Alize called vika a great champion after getting knocked out by her at the french, great great woman

[Drew.]

Cornet will break back straight away

well well

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Alize should be a top 10 player

[Drew.]

11, just behind Caro.

[Drew.]

All too easy for Shara, early break in the 2nd

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get Caro and Errani out of there, both pointless

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then again Errani actually wins doubles grand slams regular

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Serena will put Maria down as usual

[Drew.]

Errani the troll

[Drew.]

time to put my fish in

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Errani and vinci team grenade

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Maria is going to be broken

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**** sake wish she would shut up

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she has got loader since the injury

[Drew.]

****, theres about 15 pieces of fish.. going to have to pace myself with them

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break

[Drew.]

Shara sounds good when shes screaming, shes not a horrible grunter

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2 years since vika handed maria a bagel in the final

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**** off maria you loud bint

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yes!!! come on

[Drew.]

Giorgi 4-1

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Alize taking her foot of the pedal

[Drew.]

What the bloody hell was that Shara

[Drew.]

remind me to get my fish out at 1:27

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hang in ther you twat

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Aga will be on very soon

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aim your serve at that shoulder

[Drew.]

about 5am

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get in

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**** sake, that john mcenroe advert is awful

[Drew.]

that ad :joker:

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Halep serving in the second set, 4-0 up

[Drew.]

Cornet breaking back to 4-3

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double fault you bint

[Drew.]

this is the most running Knapp has ever done

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go away maria

[Drew.]

you idiot you didnt remind me, my fish!!!!!!

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it has burnt

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Alize!!!!

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Halep 5-0 up

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Alize is about to break here

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Pavs wins in straight sets over Minella

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time to put the pizza in

[Drew.]

yum

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come on knapp

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hold and then the world is your oyster

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**** sake Alize

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get in Giorgi!!!

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put too much mayo on my plate

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the heat is getting to the poor girl

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yes!! come on knapp

[Drew.]

Shara cant serve for **** today

[Drew.]

Oh no

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she can't serve for **** anyday

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yesssssss

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Maria is so ****

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Svito having an amazing year as well

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the heat break will ruin her momentum now

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Genie's boyfriend Donald Young is playing

[Drew.]

Genie isnt interested in any males, Donna could learn a thing or two from her

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Genie has been out with a male tennis player

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wonder where mtvn is, he needs to do a shift in here

[Drew.]

we will have company on the weekends

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invite some bouchard fans

[Drew.]

Right, Giorgi and Shara to both win these 3rd sets

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don't be so sick

[Drew.]

Get in, early break

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Simona has won 8 games in a row

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She's going to end on a double bagel isnt she

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lepchenko is injured so probably

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Maria or Knapp v Alize or Giorgi in the next round

[Drew.]

bollocks

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Maria is on the decline

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She is heading in Caro's direction

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Well in!!!

[Drew.]

Yes!!

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And Giorgi goes 2-1 up at the same time

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she has already dropped a set it is a terrible result no matter what happens now

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looks like Giorgi will have to take out Maria

[Drew.]

Shut up Aga dropped a set to a 16 year old

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Putintseva isn't 16 you bloody idiot

[Drew.]

who was the 16 year old then

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Belinda, the one Li Na played

[Drew.]

Thats the one

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just imagine the damage Simona would do to genie

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6-0 6-0 in 40 minutes

[Drew.]

GIORGI!

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Alize isn't finished yet

[Drew.]

6-0 6-0 in 40 minutes

who

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no bagel for simona in the 3rd

[Drew.]

For **** sakes

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time to lump on Halep E/W

[Drew.]

this is depressing

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mugu hold and breaks in her opening two games, she is on fire

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Mugu v Vika in the semis

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Mugu to win

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Mugu is to good

[Drew.]

The Spanish always are

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not on the womens side but Mugu will change that 5-0 up now, Caro is ****ting it

[Drew.]

Giorgi should have taken that advantage

[Drew.]

Spanish male sportsmen are everywhere, females not so much

[Drew.]

Cornet breaks back

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Mugu has so much potential, everything about her game is nearly perfect

[Drew.]

Yes! Time to finish the weasel off Maria

[Drew.]

Where the bloody hell is his hand

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeEXBCnCQAAF-53.jpg:large

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big serve, powerful forehand, backhand is great as well and amazing range and pretty fast for a tall girl

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dirty bastard

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look at Ana loving it

[Drew.]

that photo looks wrong on so many levels

[Drew.]

Bloody hell

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Genie v Davis tomorrow, canada v usa in the up and coming stars of the future match

[Drew.]

Surely its all over now

Genie will be winning tomorrow dont you worry

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wow Domi

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Cornet serving to win, Giorgi throwing it away

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Mugu only 5-3 up now

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wish Domi was on Serena's side, that would be a bad match up for Serena

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Maria sweating everywhere, dirty bitch

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Cornet wins.. Shara vs Cornet it is

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Go on Maria

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if Alize beats Maria i will worship her until the end of the year

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i reckon she's in with a good chance as well

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Mugu takes the first set 6-3 as well

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**** sakes, play stopped soon because of the heat

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this gets ****ing worse

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Alize went mental when she won, rolled around on the floor and everything :joker: my cornetto <3

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Vosko reminds me of Henin so much

[Drew.]

she really does look like that Olympic gimp

[Drew.]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2012/7/24/1343155655628/British-gymnast-Beth-Twed-008.jpg

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who are you talking about

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Cornet

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leave my alize alone

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silence now, Come on Shara

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keep her going as long as possible knapp

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hurry up and faint maria

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quality return

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Yes!! thank god

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Maria struggling like a bitch

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good start

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shes been awful

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Alize will take her to the cleaners

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Good chance Woz will be on TV then

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yeh Woz will be on TV excelllentttt

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Maria is doomed

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Maria you sweaty bitch

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actually want Maria through so alize can beat her

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win/win either way

[Drew.]

This is so tense

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break coming now and then a masha hold for the win, quote me.

[Drew.]

would you be bloody quiet

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i can predict these things

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Mugu!!!!

[Drew.]

Both players deserve a lot of respect.. over 3 hours on court in these temperatures

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naa not maria, knapp does though

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time to break her!

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Carla's celebration :joker:

[Drew.]

Now please bloody hold onto this 30-0 lead

[Drew.]

plenty of OTT celebrations today

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everyone who i want to win are winning today apart from Maria but like i said Alize will take her

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Not again..

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YES!!!! serve the bitch!!!!

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lets hope Maria has some blisters

[Drew.]

She is knackered

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1 down 3 to go

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she mght as well withdraw after this performance

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df!!!!

[Drew.]

are you joking

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alize watching this with a cold coke and smiling

[Drew.]

Maria choking

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what a shot

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Please finish her

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maria :worship: what a game

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Alize v Maria

do Vika a favor Cornetto

[Drew.]

I feel tired from just watching that

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i feel like i've just seen the start of the end of Maria Sharapova

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come on tsonga

[Drew.]

My Caro next

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just going to wish my Cornetto good luck

[Drew.]

Bellucci looks ruined

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what is he doing carrying on, silly man

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Mugu v Caro/Mchale

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Our favourites coming up against each other if Caro makes it through

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with Alize and Shara

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someone needs to make a gif of that Carla celebration

[Drew.]

find me a video of it and i will

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i would just use it everywhere

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my underdogs v your top 10s

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don't think the video of the highights are on yt yet

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http://i.imgur.com/kDGtk6C.png

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So, i've got Caro, Genie and Shara left

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I have Vika, Serena, Aga, Domi, Carla, Riske, Cornetto and Mugu

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and Kerbs as well

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I have Vika, Serena, Aga, Domi, Carla, Riske, Cornetto and Mugu

**** off

[Drew.]

you're favourites, not any jobber you like

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Serena is Vika's mate though

[Drew.]

You've got Vika, Aga, Cornet and Mugu then

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Aga and Caro playing at the same time

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Might as well list our top 10 faves for the 2014 season

1) Vika
2) Aga
3) Ula
4) Kiri
5) Cornet
6) Mugu
7) PicaPower
8) Domi ( all is forgiven for knocking Vika out of the french open a couple of years ago after her great hosting skills on WTA Access all areas this year)
9) Tsurenko
10) Petkovic

Donna has been relegated outside the Top 10

5 still going strong and 2 didn't make it through injury

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good little record

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10 is too much

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should be limited to 5 or 6

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i follow all their results

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you can't do this to me

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Caro dominating already

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Tsurenko and Petko can go then

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It would get boring having all those favourites

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Caro won't be able to do this to my Mugu

[Drew.]

Caro
Genie
Shara
Laura
Donna
Pironkova

[Drew.]

2 star playing, 4 players with potential

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did you like sharapova before tonight?

[Drew.]

i probably wouldnt class Pironkova as a favourite tbh, shes growing on me but not there yet.

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Caro isn't a star player, she has nothing to prove she is

[Drew.]

- Caro, Genie, Donna, Sharapova, Robson.

- Murray, Ferrer, Federer.

this was a while ago

[Drew.]

i wont go any higher than 6 favourites, even 6 is far too many.

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basically all yours are just the good looking boring ones lol

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mine is a nice mix