The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

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**** sake she has come back

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urgh bitch go away.

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Monfils v Nadal, good stuff

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Hopefully Monfils destroys him.

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Alize and her great celebration had to be sigged

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****ing del potro. I swear to god if this big lanky bastard loses on my birthday, I'm not marrying him.

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Thank god I didn't watch that. Embarrassing.

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:hehe:

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And now that **** awful MTF thinking they are experts </3.

Awful, hate tennis fans, ****ing bellends.

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He better buy me an expensive birthday present after that.

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Poor Nick

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Delpo has let you down on your birthday

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He has. It's all down to Li to save my viewing of the AO now. She goes and I don't give a toss.

[Drew.]

They've stuck Genie on court 3.. Stream it is

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Li better be first on again, I'm not fannying around staying up.

[Drew.]

She is i think

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2nd... that is still about 2am. Nope. Will catch the highlights on youtube if she wins.

[Drew.]

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[Marc]

Aw Lucas I really do think she'll only juuussssttt win it or lose tomorrow :laugh:

[Drew.]

only Eurosport 2 showing tennis and they are showing Pennetta vs Barthel? what is this ****

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Aw Lucas I really do think she'll only juuussssttt win it or lose tomorrow :laugh:

Hopefully I wake up to her winning <3.

[Drew.]

Praise the lord, Eurosport 1 have ditched the Rally and put Serena - Hantuchova on instead

[Drew.]

they have returned

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeJDli_CIAAT3nO.jpg

[Drew.]

Errani and Vinci lose the first set 6-1

[Drew.]

Aga is doing an #askaga Andy, you're missing out

[Drew.]

Janowicz getting destroyed

[Drew.]

Li Na jobbing seriously bad

Genie and Ferrer with great starts

[Drew.]

Li is about to go out here..

Genie takes the first set 6-2

[Drew.]

Li is very lucky to be in this.. 1 set each now

[Drew.]

YES!! Genie wins 6-2 6-2, she is doing unbelievably well :love:

Ferrer digging in and is 2 sets up too, perfect results so far.

[Drew.]

Li na wins.. Very very lucky

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i've only just got in

[Drew.]

Where the **** have you been

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never you mind

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nothing eventful happening tonight by the looks of things

[Drew.]

Ana at 8 but that's ages away

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Serena been on yet?

[Drew.]

Yeah she won easily.. Li Na was so close to going out

[Drew.]

Genie was amazing

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i watched that love 40 presentation that was on in June again earlier on and Serena, Ana and Hingis all said Monica was their idol growing up, lovely stuff.

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Genie get Serena after the next round i think

[Drew.]

Lol really? We can always dream..

[Drew.]

This Genie army that keep going to her matches are quite annoying now. Supporting her instead of their home players because shes young and good looking. They will be irrelevant after this tournament

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i thought some of them were canadian

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Mayer have a breakout tournament prehaps

[Drew.]

Not sure, my guess is they are Aussies

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just like my Mugu

[Drew.]

Not sure if I can be arsed to stay up just to watch Ana

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can Cornetto or Mugu cause the upset tomorrow

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Mugu beat Caro last year when she was half the player she is now so i'm hopeful

[Drew.]

Caro is a woman in form at the moment. Will be a good match.

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Mugu is on a 10-0 run, only Serena has a better run

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Can't believe i missed Aga, at least she didn't answer your questions though. My Aga <3

[Drew.]

Bloody Aga. Turns up 3 hours late and only answers 3 questions.

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she is a busy woman, got to prepare for her match against Pavs

[Drew.]

Hopefully Caro an Shara are both on from midnight again tomorrow so I can have an earlier night

[Drew.]

The temperature has dropped 10 degrees in less than an hour.. Nice chilled weather for tomorrow

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Dellaqua v Genie, the genie army will be outdone by the the rest of the arena

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big big night tomorrow

[Drew.]

I like Dellaqua, will be a shame to see Genie beating her

[Drew.]

Genie back out playing doubles as we speak

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Genie with the best run to the Qf in the history of time

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if only Mugu had an easier run

[Drew.]

Are you staying up for Ana?

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probably, only match worth watching tonight

[Drew.]

Hmm to sleep or to wait

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Twatapova v Lovely Alize first on rod laver

[Drew.]

**** sakes look at these matches tomorrow compared to today. Tomorrow will be one of the best nights of tennis during this tournament. The Rod Laver has a great schedule

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Vika has another night session, just before her best mate monfils plays Nadal

[Drew.]

All nighter tomorrow for sure

[Drew.]

Aga playing inbetween Shara and Caro's matches too

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Aga in the heat again, horrible bastards

[Drew.]

Tomorrow will either be amazing and successful or a nightmare

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Domi on first as well, good stuff

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Elina please beat Sloane

[Drew.]

Food break is needed

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**** of Anderson

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boring lanky twat

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time for some porridge

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RV with a 3-0 lead in the tie break

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Food break is on hold for 30 minutes until my mum gets up, she can make me some bacon

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you lazy bastard

[Drew.]

Come on Anderson

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100 pages of the monica seles book to read, she has returned and won her last grand slam

[Drew.]

I need some tennis books

[Drew.]

Go on Anderson!!

[Drew.]

Genie wins her doubles

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Jimmy Connors one is next to read

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and then i'll order the chrissie evert one

[Drew.]

Anderson!!!!!!

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****

[Drew.]

Quite tired might have to bail out, bacon can go on hold

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yeah i'm off until the Ana Stosur match is on

[Drew.]

I'll try and stay awake. Toodles

[Drew.]

Anderson!!!! What a come back :worship:

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Berdych next, bye bye you boring bastard

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Ana and Stosur the battle of the one slam wonders

[Drew.]

Ana is a beautiful creature

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The Hopman cup winners, Auckland winner, hobart winner, Brisbane winner all still going strong

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both sydney winners out though

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Ana or Sam, who do i want to win i wonder

[Drew.]

These crowds

[Drew.]

If Wimbledon had 40 degree heat it would still be full

[Jemal]

Is evans in this tournament?

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got to the third round of qualifying

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Crowd are **** at wimbledon though

[Drew.]

Much better than this lot

[Drew.]

Ana about to pull off a come back

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no noise or chants at wimbledon, just dead silence apart from half hearted claps once in a while

[Drew.]

When I went last year it was just full of posh twats dressed in suits and rich people everywhere so it doesn't surprise me why the odd game at Wimbledon is dead.

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" there is an energy at wimbledon that is different from the other slams, the well dressed and serious crowds that rarely clap even on amazing points, while the french is a gut wrenching war of attitition "

[Drew.]

We had a couple of old bints next to us talking for the whole day, I wanted to hurt them. Paying that much money to sit there and talk about **** all day

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old people don't belong at tennis do they, should stick to watching the Bowls

[Drew.]

Old people and the rich are what drag the atmospheres down

[Drew.]

Mainly the old

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Last year was the nail in the coffin, the organisation and the court condititions were a farce but they got the result they wanted so they don't care and it got blown under the carpet massively.

[Drew.]

Ana you bloody tit

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**** sakes I want to go to sleep and now it starts raining

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that lovely rain

[Drew.]

Going to be there all day drying that court

[Drew.]

Sod it I'm going to sleep, Ana is going to throw this away. All nighter tomorrow, don't be late for you're shift

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good night sir joblington

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ErrorNa making an appearance, thank god she came out unscathed, I thought she'd destroy everybody until the QF's/SF's, now I'm worried about Makarova

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Li Na is needed to put Serena in place, she is the only one i can rely on in that section

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She's hopeless against Serena really, I'm relying on somebody to upset her.

She could have beat her at the YEC's and choked.

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she's got more chance then Maria anyway

[Marc]

ZSwbvqsHgfg

:flutter:

[Drew.]

Tonight is the big night

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i see Patrick has been coaching Alize how to beat Sharapova, good stuff.

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Drew has only got Mugu destroying Caro to look forward to tonight, poor guy.

[Drew.]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120607061431-sharapova-french-open-semis-story-top.jpg

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Mtvn's fave

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Alize is out there practising

[Drew.]

Time to get my drinks and snacks for tonight

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Woz and Sharapova being destroyed will be good.

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very true lucas

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lets go cornetto

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Hopefully Nara puts this bint in place too.

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Simona is going to take that jobber down south to bagel town

[Drew.]

Woz and Sharapova being destroyed will be good.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/eacf707ddef3ab0fab4f725aeb95f708/tumblr_mu3vsgV1Tg1rfzdkco1_400.gif

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twat her Alize

[Drew.]

You're little cornetto will soon be melting

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"Nice jewelery"

[Drew.]

Cornetto is already knackered

[Drew.]

All too easy, nice early break

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Cornetto making her work hard, good stuff.

[Drew.]

Cibulkova going for the bagel

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needs to get Maria running more and not hit everything through the middle, playing right into her hands

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Domi in Goat form

[Drew.]

Are you ok Andy

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Cornetto might be losing but at least Domi is sailing along nicely

[Drew.]

Thats what you get for turning up to a tennis match dressed as a nurse

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THE COMEBACK IS ON :dance:

[Drew.]

Yeah i dont think so

http://i.imgur.com/g0j1lCw.png

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Gwen will be handing over her crown to Cornet after she finishes off Masha.

[Drew.]

thats the most random post i've ever seen in a tennis thread Lucas

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If Maria serves like this against Vika then she'll have her wannabe american ass handed to her on a plate just like the 2012 final

[Drew.]

This is hard to watch, Poor Cornet

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It was hard for maria fans watching her getting a creamy bagel in the final

[Drew.]

You're a very bad loser

[Drew.]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1s2gw601dlY/TlWC6-_vb4I/AAAAAAAACHo/6JtnMvo3SZE/s400/10158-Alize_Cornet_bio.jpg

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Pls confirm Cornet > Robson and Donna

[Drew.]

Well that isn't a had one to confirm is it, confirmed.

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yes!!!!!

[Drew.]

ffs Halep has been broken

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Jankovic and Nara keep breaking each others serve. Nara pls hold it now xo.

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lol these double faults

[Drew.]

Sharapova got a **** load of double faults against Knapp

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" alize your backing off again, you can't win from there "

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Navarro is an embarrassment.

[Drew.]

Cornet has definitely injured herself when she stopped a couple of points ago

[Drew.]

Or is she putting it on, cant admit to a defeat without an excuse

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Maria taking advantage of an injured player, typical

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Bloody ell Nara. The one time you don't break and she's bloody won the bloody set.

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Maria still manages to play like **** when her opponent is playing 10x worse, amazing.

[Drew.]

Oh no

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alize :joker:

[Drew.]

It's painful watching Maria in a long rally

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oh **** off alize

[Drew.]

Cibulkova with a bagel and wins 6-1 6-0

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Breadstick and Bagel for Domi, she means business

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The amount of bagels Navarro takes for a top 20 player is ****ing disgusting.

[Drew.]

Go on Maria

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shut up maria you ****

[Drew.]

Grunt as loud as you can Maria

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Grunt like a pig like you did when Vika cained you 2 years ago

[Drew.]

Andy living up to his bad loser tag

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Keep fighting Cornetto.

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i'm just stating the facts that Vika bageled her, go and youtube it and enjoy it

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thats it cornetto, make her work a little more

[Drew.]

Just bloody finish her off already

[Drew.]

Her serving is just ridiculous, terrible

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Cornetto taking her to a tie break, brilliant :joker:

[Drew.]

great come back from Jankovic

[Drew.]

What was that :joker:

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probably the worst quality match i have ever seen

[Drew.]

Thank **** for that, terrible match.. wouldnt have been able to watch the 3rd set had it gone into one.

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if Domi doesn't beat her then she should just top herself

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****ing Sloane coming bac again for the 3rd straight match, Come on Elina

[Drew.]

Now you'll have to witness Aga losing

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That is quite enough tennis heartache for me for one morning. -turns off-

Least I have two new girls to support now for when Li decides she's had enough and retires, that will be the darkest day in tennis.

[Jemal]

Drew are you 47 years of age

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Come on Aga

[Drew.]

46

[Drew.]

I am fueled up with food for the night, plenty here to keep me going.. i still haven't finished a 8am match

[Jemal]

:joker:

You lot n your stupid tennis. This is the worst grand slam out of all four.
Which is why i bother not to watch it.
Also as Laura Robbo isnt in it anymore, its dire.

Hopefully Rafa can beat Novak PEDS Djokovic.

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break point for my Aga

[Drew.]

Come on Pav

[Drew.]

Excellent, well held

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Laura Jobson.

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im getting the feeling this might be a terrible night

[Drew.]

Andy at the end of the night

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/roddickwatch/animated%20gifs/maria.gif

[Jemal]

Laura Jobson.

The beautiful laura doesnt job for anyone.
She has the best left hand in the game, tyvm!

[Drew.]

Get in here more often Jemal, i need back up against these two tits

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Tsonga, Monfils, Nishikori and Muzza will all go out on me tonight knowing my luck.

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lovely hold Aga

[Drew.]

Monfils probably out but not Murray, surely not.

[Jemal]

Ill try drew :laugh:

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Vika and Monfils should enter the mixed doubles at the french, what a great team

[BBfanUSA]

Watching Federer vs Gabashvili

When I was younger I thought Federer was American, his accent sounds American to me that's probably why

[Drew.]

Who are you're favourite players bbfan?

[BBfanUSA]

Serena, Federer, Dokovic, Sharapova

[Jemal]

lord i would smash serenas back doors in.

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lol so obvious

[Jemal]

It een makes it worse that BIG del is out early aswell.
What a fix.

[BBfanUSA]

Is it still incredibly hot?

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Delpo deserved it

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Don't remind me. Big lanky **** ruined my birthday, he owes me big time.

[Drew.]

Is it still incredibly hot?

Much cooler today

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22 in melbourne or at least it was an hour ago anyway

[BBfanUSA]

Thanks, yesterday I read that Tsonga was frying an egg or someone was during their game.

[Drew.]

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[BBfanUSA]

It's comforting to know that Americans have a bright future in Women's Tennis with Stephens. The Mens side not so much

[Drew.]

Stephens serving for the match

[BBfanUSA]

They just switched to Stephens on the American Coverage

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Duvalle will be amazing in a couple of years

[BBfanUSA]

Stephens for the Match

[BBfanUSA]

Scratch that Stephens just won

[Drew.]

All of my womens predictions have been spot on tonight

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Most likely Vika v Sloane now

[Drew.]

come on Klizan you little jobber

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time for you to say goodbye to caro soon Drew

[Drew.]

Aga will be losing just as Caro begins

[Drew.]

Go on Pav!!

[Drew.]

Take that Aga. Thats what you get for ignoring my tweet

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don't you worry, Aga will be back

[Drew.]

I had Aga down to win in 3 so its a win/win from here, excellent

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Lose Lose as well

[Drew.]

There is no losing here, Aga either wins in 3 or goes out.

[Drew.]

Looking like shes going out