The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

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Vika has this tournament in the bag, she has done since it started so you have lost already but you don't know it yet

[Drew.]

There is no beating Serena, we may as well all stop watching now

[Drew.]

Pav :worship:

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Aga's injured, MTO please umpire

[Drew.]

Federer needs to hurry up, i cant get into bed until i'm certain Caro is on TV

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My Aga breaks, well well well drewy boy

[Drew.]

An Aga win in 3 sets would send me top of the leaderboards

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somewhere in hastings, a young lad is sitting nervous all off a sudden

[Drew.]

I dont live there at least get the location right

[Drew.]

The return of dancing Fed

[Drew.]

Aga vs Caro pls

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****

[Novo]

40-0 to 40-A

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thats the one Aga

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brilliant challenge Gorgeous <3

[Drew.]

Caro next on TV, time to get into a nice warm bed

[Drew.]

ffs gorgeous

[Novo]

come on Princess, wrap this set up

[Drew.]

Dont you dare bloody retire.. let Aga win in 3 so i get my points

[Novo]

you were laughing and writing Aga off a moment ago

[Drew.]

She's not going to lose now is she, poor Pav is in no state to continue

[Drew.]

oh for god sakes

[Novo]

this is a joke, Vika got **** for less then this

[Drew.]

When a girls gotta poo then a girls gotta poo, leave her be

[Novo]

probably getting some top russian drug pumped into her in the bogs

[Drew.]

My Caro on soon <3

[Novo]

the ever gorgeous and graceful Mugu

[Drew.]

Cheeky shot Aga

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omg Aga you Goddess

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simply ****ing amazing <3

[Drew.]

http://imageshack.us/a/img266/4620/cr9.gif

[Drew.]

http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj524/CWTennis/Tennis%20Gifs/CaViTh1.gif

[Drew.]

Caro is loved by Vika and Aga

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Vika's friends are Kiri, Petko, Kuznetsova, Monfils, Caro and Petra, she fall out with Aga a couple of years ago

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Win Win for me, Aga v Caro or Mugu if Aga gets through

[Drew.]

Yeah yeah

http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab210/_svetlio_/tennis/wozaganace.gif

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Aga always beats Caro so Caro must hate her really

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****, she is coming back

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i don't believe it

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false alarm

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Yessss

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Mugu v Aga is very possible :(

[Drew.]

****

Caro isnt going to be on TV now is she, Murray will

[Drew.]

Aga playing against a dying woman and she's still losing points

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she is back to her best all of a sudden, surprise surprise

[Drew.]

She has woken up

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMBeoQCCEAEF85g.jpg

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Ula's ass

[Drew.]

the Lost Temple being read by Caro

[BBfanUSA]

Pavly throwing this away

[Novo]

Aga was always going to win, said it a few pages back when she lost the first set, Drew was silly for doubting her

[Drew.]

Very predictable win in the end

[Drew.]

Caro you fool

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Mugu is kiling her already

[Drew.]

Bollocks, Mugu is looking very good

[Novo]

watched her loads last year, she is quality

[Drew.]

I love the Spanish, i'm sure she'll be another addition to my Spanish loves in the future (not if she wins tonight)

[Novo]

my Mugu looks in a different league to your Caro

[Drew.]

She's not your bloody Mugu, piss off back to Vika

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remember who sent her that tweet saying she'd have a good year before all this hype now, i've probably seen her play more then you've seen genie

[Drew.]

i doubt that, i watched most of Genies matches last year, you've only known about Mugu a month when you found out she was on a 5 match win streak and predicted she'd do well.

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look at the date i sent it then, she didn't play her first match of the sessn yet, i could just see her developing over the past year against top players, beat Caro and ran Li Na really close as well. my scouting is just top notch

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i scouted Genie all those years back as well when she was making a name for herself in the rogers cup

[Drew.]

Every female player under the age of 23 you claim to be you're favourites so nobody else can get to them

http://i.imgur.com/VyiRYK7.png

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**** off, only Mugu.

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passed genie and donna to you remember

[Drew.]

Time to jump into bed, back in 10

[Drew.]

Genie was only ever someone you had heard of, i claimed her before you got you're grubby paws on her

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i watched her at the rogers cup years ago now when she was knocked out early and no one knew who she was, if you look at her twitter followers i will be there before you i'm afraid but you can claim her

[Drew.]

I only used to be interested in Robson and Caro, I am now starting to scout and I will soon find a new gem to add to my collection.

[Drew.]

And Shara but she's always been behind Caro

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well don't start crying if i find them before you like i did with Mugu

[Drew.]

Mugu automatically goes into my liked players because she's Spanish

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**** don't let her break back Mugu

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terrible

[Drew.]

I guarantee Mugu breaks back

[Drew.]

She's so cute when she shouts come on

[Drew.]

Get in!!! Come on Woz

[Drew.]

Caro had an amazing first set the other day and a terrible 2nd, hopefully she doesn't drop off this time

[Drew.]

Stop moaning Mugu you moody bint

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Mugu not finding her shots at all and time is ruining out, get a grip garbi

[Drew.]

Mugu has to be up there with the best legs in tennis

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with Vika

[Novo]

then again Vika has the best of everything

[Drew.]

:joker: Murrays serve almost went into the crowd behind Lopez without even bouncing, right off the top of the racket

[Drew.]

What a shot Caro <3

[Novo]

vital hold

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go and break her Mugu

[Drew.]

Must break her now

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phew

[Drew.]

Get in, please finish her off now

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over now

[Drew.]

For god sakes

[Drew.]

****ing hell that was horrible

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Mugu has that fighting like Vika, my girls are warriors <3

[Drew.]

Caro threw that away

[Drew.]

She's frustrated now, not good.

[Drew.]

Genie in the Rod Laver tomorrow at 7pm

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break point Mugu!!!

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and she takes it

[Drew.]

Thank god for that

[Drew.]

Mugu has won

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you don't have much faith in Caro

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Jesus christ, Mugu putting in the work

[Drew.]

Her attitude has completely changed this set, it's all too predictable

[Drew.]

**** off Caro

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you deserve this Mugu

[Drew.]

Yup she does

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Come on Mugu don't get nervous on me now

[Drew.]

If Caro does break then I'll have faith but she doesn't look like doing it

[Novo]

the comeback is well and trully on

[Drew.]

Come on Caro ffs break her!!!!

[Drew.]

Oh boy

[Drew.]

Make her bottle it!!!!!!

[Drew.]

Well done Mugu

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Yes!!!!!!! **** off Caro your ****

[Novo]

lovely stuff

[Drew.]

Can't be arsed with Caro when she's constantly doing this

[Drew.]

There's literally no pleasure in watching her most of the time

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Nice cheekly reply from Alize, makes up for her defeat

[Drew.]

Doesn't beat 4 replies from Gasquets

[Drew.]

Put you're hood down Vika you tit

[Marc]

Morning chaps

Great win got Mugu

[Drew.]

Good morning Marc

[Marc]

Mugu v Aga is very possible :(

The heartache

[Marc]

These first few rallies :joker:

[Drew.]

Caro and Mugu had about 10 rallies there were over 20 shots

[Marc]

I guess Caro couldn't keep up

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Vika looking in great shape

[Marc]

I'm glad I will be out tonight so I don't have to watch Ana be demolished

[Drew.]

Caro won quite a few the long rallies

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ahh yes perfection

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stop toying with her Vika

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have some of that twattyburger

[Drew.]

These commentators talking as if they've never seen Vika play before and are shocked at how good she is

[Novo]

tbf she usually finds herself a break down at this stage

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routine, no worries

[Drew.]

Have some of that Vika of twatley

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forever more confident when Vika is recieving

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wrap this up quick Vika, bed is calling

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no complete **** ups on serve from now

[Drew.]

Bed is calling right now

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ooft lovely Vika

[Marc]

This Simon Tsonga match is a lot better

[Drew.]

Think I'll get some sleep so I can catch the football later, night kids

[Marc]

Night ya raving loony

[Marc]

The Australian open website is pants for highlights.

[Marc]

I'm hoping this all French tie goes the distance

[Marc]

Novo your post count in here is ridiculous :joker: it's like Marc 2011

[Novo]

i'm only posting in the sports forum from now on and maybe tv chat

[Marc]

What is big brother

[Marc]

A lot of Simon's play is really predictable

[Marc]

How's your wench doing Andy

[Marc]

Can't believe Drew doesn't have this beauty in his signature

http://www.wtatennis.com/namedImage/12781/player_130698.jpg

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6-1 5-0

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If Ana knocks out Serena and Domi knocks out Maria what would you do Marc

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Vika's ballgirl skills are world class

[Marc]

If Ana knocks out Serena and Domi knocks out Maria what would you do Marc

I think I would have a tear in my eye.

[Jemal]

Rumours has it that the old fed is slowly coming back

[Marc]

I'm keeping an eye on him. Roger would be a brilliant winner this year

[Marc]

Kei through.

[Marc]

Wozniacki will fall outside of the top ten when the rankings are next published

[Jemal]

Is she out?

Ever since she got with that idiot rory maccaroy shes gone downhill

[Marc]

She lost today to the world 38

[Marc]

Hopefully Ana will be knocking on the door to the top ten after this. Vinci and Sloane will be dropping points.

Would be 10. Halep 11. Wozniacki 12. Vinci 13. Ivanovic

[Black Dagger]

Good ole Kei destroying that yank jobber.

Just Monfils letting me down. (And Cornetto/Nara)

[Marc]

Monfils is embarrassing. How is he knackered all the time; his fitness is ****e

[Drew.]

My love for Caro is coming to a sad end.

[Drew.]

Oh dear Kerber

[MTVN]

**** the bloody predictions :facepalm:

[Drew.]

you have forgotten to do them haven't you.

[MTVN]

I have no one to PM me to remind me like good old Joey with the football ones, the Aussie open is played at too unsociable hours as well

[Drew.]

There is only 1 match on.. you've still got time to do them quickly

[Drew.]

Pennetta vs Keber has already started, thats the only 1

[MeMyselfAndI]

That sig was on here ages ago, who had it first I can't remember :conf:

[MTVN]

Oh good news, all has not been lost

[MeMyselfAndI]

Jords, I think

[Drew.]

The sig i've got now?

[MTVN]

I think Drew had it before as well didn't he

[Drew.]

Yeah, i had it this time last year.

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Wilander and Cash

[Drew.]

Kerber producing the come back

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Kerbs must be the slowest starter on the tour

[Drew.]

This Australian Open twitter account is annoying now.. they ask you to get questions in and they end up answering about 3 of them from hours ago.

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can't believe she is 26 already, only feels like yesterday she was some young jobber playing anne keothavong at wimbledon

[Drew.]

These lot are annoying me too, they think they are the only fans of Genie and everything has to be about them.. cant wait for them to never turn up to another match of hers again

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The good old Genie Army

[Drew.]

**** sakes this is getting to their heads now

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Genie loves it as well

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she is the one that spirs them on

[Drew.]

She always looks awkward when they are chanting, like she wants them to shut up

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Pennetta the hard court goat, Semis at the Us and maybe Qf here

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Genie goes up to them after matches, she is an attention magnet

[Drew.]

She can't not really, they are doing everything they can to gain her attention.. bloody Aussies

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she can do her interview and walk out, simples.

[Drew.]

Shes too kind for that

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Serena is waiting for her

[Drew.]

i feel much more relaxed watching Genie unlike Woz

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what time is she on

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My Genie B

[Drew.]

8am, only had a couple hours sleep last night so not sure whether to have a nap before

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you won't miss much tonight

[Drew.]

Will watch Serena - Ana then see how tired i am

[King Gizzard]

Tennis

[Black Dagger]

Will these two fanny-heads hurry the **** up. Li is waiting.

[Drew.]

come on Vika answer my question

[Black Dagger]

Oh she's started shockingly, this isn't going to be fun.

[Drew.]

Kerber must be out

[Drew.]

Pennetta wins

[Black Dagger]

Broke her :dance:

Now don't suck on your serve.

[Drew.]

Think i've got Li down to win in my predictions so she best not bottle it

[MTVN]

Well doing my predictions late didn't matter after all then

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****ING KILL HER OFF LI :flutter:

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oh it hit the net -stays quiet-

[Drew.]

Li to win in 3.. LOSE THE FIRST SET LI!!

[Black Dagger]

ffs error na when she should be 4-1 up.

[Black Dagger]

Get in Li.

No doubt she'll stress me out in the 2nd by being a floppy little bitch and ensuring there is a 3rd.

[Drew.]

Li has gone into HAM mode

[Black Dagger]

YUMMY, TASTY BAGEL :dance:

[Drew.]

Ana is a beautiful woman

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Look at Serena's tits, amazing.

[Drew.]

One of them fell out of her top when i saw her at Wimbledon

[Novo]

bet you had a wank there and then

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Serena you bloody ****

[Drew.]

You might want to check you're twitter

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My Vika <3

[Drew.]

Who have you had replies from this week? Vika, Cornet and was there someone else?

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Vika Cornetto and Radek

[Drew.]

hopefully they do one with Genie

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I can't top this moment now, i'm retiring from future ones

[Drew.]

They are only answering 3 questions now its pathetic

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what on earth is this

[Drew.]

Ana is going to win

[lostalex]

Andy Roddick is gonna win it.

[Drew.]

I miss Roddick

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we could one really wierd final if Domi and Sloane win tomorrow, which is possible.

[Drew.]

Genie must win tonight if Ana wins

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Aga could even make the final and if Serena losses she is favourite against anyone on that side

[Drew.]

Its anyone's to win if Ana wins this

[Black Dagger]

HOLY ****ING ****.

This just got interesting..

I just want Li to finally win it :sad:

[Drew.]

Well well well

[Drew.]

incredible Ana <3

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Ana and Mugu the only unbeaten players

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The legendary 3IAR

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i can almost touch it now

[Black Dagger]

Andy you'll know.. when Vika and Li last met (which Li won) was Vika half injured or st?

[Drew.]

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad266/MrWaagh/serenafall_zpsc5dd99bb.gif

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Andy you'll know.. when Vika and Li last met (which Li won) was Vika half injured or st?

no, why? did someone try and say she was?

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i forgot about their YEC match, i thought you meant the Final last year, she was injured when Li Na won in straights but she would have got beat anyway, ****ing Errani almost beat her

[Black Dagger]

Oh no the final last year was Na slaying, banging her head and costing herself the title, sad times.

I just couldn't remember if she was or not, or if Na went into GOAT mode, just seeing how likely it was that Li could prevail finally if they met in the final, but she's still got Pennetta to go through yet anyway, and she's playing superb tennis, will think about the final when we get there! Don't want to be too confident.

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massive chance for Simona now as well