The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

[Drew.]

It's time to welcome the king

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me and Boris simply enjoying it

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come on Ducksy

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**** off Eurosport, show a woman's match

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Time to go to the ever trusty Es player

[Drew.]

Federer always has his colours on point

[Drew.]

this white/red combo >

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those pink trainers from last year have gone

[Drew.]

:joker: ffs forgot about them.. bright pink laces

[Drew.]

Oh no we've got a group of Aussie twats in the crowd

[Drew.]

Noisy bastards

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there is always the same blonde one at wimbledon every year

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The aussies are waiting for Aga

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All the Aussies out by Round 2 looks pretty likely

[Drew.]

Tsonga will win in 3, shouldn't be long

[Drew.]

Hewitt will carry the Aussies

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The Aussie Men and Us Men are just as average as each other

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Harrison v Monfils is the mens match of the night

[Drew.]

Fed has lost the plot.. all these miss hits

[Drew.]

Monfils isn't on till like 8am.. doubt i'll make that

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Kuznetsova and Maria to play as well tonight

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i will be doing the full shift again

[Drew.]

Murray, Nadal, Monfils, Shara

might have to try

[Drew.]

might go catch up on all the tv i recorded last night now and then i'll probably be in the mood to stay up.

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come on ducksy, send him packing

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BMS to beat Maria

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this tournament is lacking my Kiri

[Drew.]

Murray will be about 5/6am and then Nadal 8am.. yeh i'll go eat some food and catch up with Corrie now

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wrap this up quickly Joseph, we need some dropshot action

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i have just ate a whole pizza watching the vika match, a nice cup of coffee whist watching Aga will do the trick

[Drew.]

Be back in 2 hours jobber****e

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You are going to fall asleep

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Giorgi through over Storm

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Isner retired with an injury

[Drew.]

Still got time to watch some more tv before Andy then

[Drew.]

Giorgi :worship:

[Drew.]

King Fed easily through

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As much as i love Vika's style of play nothing beats watching Aga play like this and she makes it look easy

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She looks a bit dopey tonight though, like she is high or something.. working a treat though

[Drew.]

Must have had a wine with her breakfast

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Time for Aga to teach Vika how to play at the net

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ffs Aga is just taking the piss now

[Drew.]

My programme will be done in 10 minutes.. Aga better be on Eurosport

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that dropshot from way back.. putintseva nearly tripped over her own feet getting close to it

[Drew.]

Right time to get back to the tennis

Aga looks about 50

[Drew.]

How casual was that shot :joker:

[Drew.]

I like this Putintseva girl

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Vika practising right after her match, good idea

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she is mental

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ffs Aga trying lob from there

[Drew.]

She must win, her celebration will be wild

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what a forehand Aga

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she isn't going to beat mine jords and Marc's Aga

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Aga looks gorgeous doesn't she drew

[Drew.]

She looks like she's escaped rehab

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i love that little jump she does when she moves forward for a forehand

[Drew.]

She just looks so slim and fragile. The type of person I'd offer to help carry her shopping bags to the car because she looks like she's struggling.

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she has lost loads of weight over the past 2 years, she use to have a much chubbier face

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Dankevic has passed out because of the heat

[Drew.]

Properly passed out, as in collapsed?

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think so and Peng has been sick everywhere.. dirty woman

[Drew.]

Aga is going to **** herself next

[Drew.]

What a volley

[Drew.]

Putin is only 19, Jesus

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Aga hitting 3 aces in a row.. what the ****

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you bloody idiot aga

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putintseva needs new shorts, those just look wrong

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**** SAKE her belly was hanging out then

[Drew.]

She is so scruffy :joker:

[Drew.]

My tweets keep getting favourited tonight, the tennis lovers are loving them

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Doesn't beat my reply from the aussie open account, Radek has moved into my top 5 now

[Drew.]

I will be getting a reply when Genie takes it over tomorrow

Still can't believe Putin is 19

[Drew.]

Get in!! There is no stopping Putin now

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can remember some argument Coco and putintseva had on twitter last year because Putintseva said she cheated or something

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Get in, Hewitt lost the first set to Seppi

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can't believe they are showing this **** and not the deciding set in Aga's match

[Drew.]

Has Aga and Putin restarted?

[Drew.]

Thank **** for that

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come on Aga baby x

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There is some weird bird thing making a noise and distracting Aga

[Drew.]

There is a half naked girl screaming come on every 5 minutes with her belly dripping out also distracting her

[Drew.]

Let go Putin

[Drew.]

Bollocks

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amazing Aga

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bye bye poots :wave:

[Drew.]

**** sakes what are you doing

[Drew.]

She's cocked it up, the dream is over

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what a perfect night of results, happy with all of them so far

[Drew.]

:(

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Drew find out what time Mugu is playing, i'll keep an eye on that one

[Drew.]

A little too late for Putin

[Drew.]

Mugu is on now isn't she

[Drew.]

3rd set

[Drew.]

The belly has slipped back out

[Drew.]

Putin :love: Aga was ****ting it at one point

Right, piss break

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Get in Mugu, my great prediction at the start of the year is coming true, she has knocked out Kanepi

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Poots was never going to win, Aga just hit way to many unforced errors in the 2nd

[Marc]

Big win for the Mug

[Drew.]

Muzza time

[Marc]

Hewitt :(

[Drew.]

Alright Marc

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Mugu is going to destroy Caro so bad and it will be a pleasure to watch

[Drew.]

Hang on, I saw this little weasel Soeda at Wimbledon

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Donna's mate just beat Ben Becker

[Marc]

Alright.

Murray doesn't look to good. Looking shakey

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i think it is best if Jankovic withdraws from the tourny after that nasty fall

[Drew.]

He's fineee

[Drew.]

What fall Andy?

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fall on her ankle i think

[Marc]

Soeda is crazy I can tell.

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Hewitt has just won the third set

[Drew.]

Gasquets bummed Soeda when I saw them

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**** off Delpo

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Drew find out when Harrison v Monfils is on

[Drew.]

8am I think

[Drew.]

Marc saying Andy looks nervous and shakey :smug:

[Marc]

He did in the second game D:

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boring match, get it over with quick murray

[Drew.]

This is ridiculous, might have to call it an earlier night than expected. Predictable wins for Andy and Maria and I'll never make Nadal - Tomic anyway

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Maria might struggle

[Drew.]

Don't be silly

[Marc]

It would appear young Nick Kyrgios loves Azarenka as well Andy

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he is after everyone

[Marc]

Hopefully Maria loses

[Marc]

Look at that Sport forum up there with CBB in the most active forums

[Marc]

Let's predict the third set scoreline

[Drew.]

Bagel for the 3rd

[Drew.]

6-2

[Marc]

Gonna say 6-2

[Marc]

Bagel for the 3rd

6-2

Who do you think you are

[Marc]

Why are these commentators talking about Andy's chances of being No.1 lol

[Drew.]

These 4 guys :joker:

[Marc]

They're amazing aren't they. I hope one gets ill and they need me to be the N

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Us 3 and Nathan doing that at wimbledon

[Drew.]

That's a good point, Andy when can people start applying for Wimbledon tickets? Chop chop

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Seppi and Hewitt 2-2

[Marc]

C'mon Hewitt

[Marc]

That's a good point, Andy when can people start applying for Wimbledon tickets? Chop chop

The ballot tickets were in December

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i am going to see Arvine play in Iran

[Drew.]

The ballot tickets were in December

I don't even know what that means.. My mums friend got them for us last year but I want to apply for them this year myself

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bet Marc has a season ticket for those itf futures tournaments

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Hewitt broken in the 5th straight away

[Drew.]

I should go to Eastbourne too.. 20 minutes away

[Marc]

Good good

[Drew.]

Murray playing even better after this back op than I've ever seen him before he had it done, he's just destroyed Soeda

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Sloane is heading out, this is to good to be true

[Marc]

Drew get me a ticket for Eastbourne. I'll stay around yours

[Marc]

That Stephens has clawed it back.

[Marc]

bet Marc has a season ticket for those itf futures tournaments

:laugh: no I don't. Why would I want to go to those **** tournies

[Marc]

Sock and Young both toughing it out

[Drew.]

Eastbourne it is

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look at Harrison's new beard

[Marc]

A Saturday will do Drew.

Lovely jubbly

[Marc]

look at Harrison's new beard

Show me

[Drew.]

His shoes are amazing

[Drew.]

Hewitt you absolute tit

[Marc]

Let's see how Kuz fares. Haven't seen much of her in the build up of the Aus

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hasn't been playing good lately i don't think

[Marc]

She is an ox

[Drew.]

Now might be officially bedtime

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Sloane won the first set

[Marc]

You're going to be a zombie come Friday

[Marc]

Sloane won the first set

That bitch

[Drew.]

I won't be up till about 6pm

[Drew.]

Night kids

[Marc]

Seppi you bastard

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you are one lazy bastard

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that noise :joker:

[Marc]

He's only going to be taken out in the next round by young Young

[Marc]

that noise :joker:

What noise was it.

Describe the noise

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a baby crying mixed with drew having a **** after a curry

[Marc]

Oh I see!

Drew really can't handle his Korma's

[Marc]

Dig deep Shvedova you tit

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what court is Bms and slutypova on marc?

[Marc]

I'd have thought AA but could be after this Monfils match

[Marc]

Tit AA isn't here.

RL*

[Marc]

Li Na on first tomorrow against some old bird called Belinda.

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Sloane you tit let her win

[Marc]

Stosur/Pironkova tomorrow. Exciting stuff that

[Marc]

Hopefully Ana's opponent is too full to play after her two bagels in the first round.

[Marc]

Battle of the lefties Lucie's

Lucie Hradecka (CZE)
vs.
Lucie Safarova (CZE) [26]

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Beck wants another 2

[Marc]

Who pulled out to give Jovanoski her [33] seed.

[Jords]

Where do you watch? :suspect:

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Li Na on first tomorrow against some old bird called Belinda.

Come on Li bby.

Genuinely do see another Na/SereNA semi final, just hope it's closer than their last slam semi final.

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bloody tomic going out the easy way

[Drew.]

Last nights group > tonight's group

Only a couple of games too look forwards too tonight

[Drew.]

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[Marc]

She is hot in some angles

[Drew.]

and in other angles she's still hot

[Drew.]

All these die hard tennis fans on the tennis forum getting hard ons over Genie and i come in with the killer photo of the "Love you too" tweet.

[Marc]

Did they get hard on's about that.

[Drew.]

The thread has gone silent, they've all crawled away

[Drew.]

Get in, my mum applied for Wimbledon tickets a couple of months ago so we should find out really soon

[Drew.]

She didn't even bloody tell me she had applied for them

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Mugu is the chosen one.. not genie, just you remember i predicted this

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Cornetto and pica power on tonight, lovely.

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Im reading through the tennis forum now.. some thread titled " The fall cometh: victoria azarenka " horrible bastards

[Drew.]

Look out for my picture I posted on there

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probably that wimbledon one isn't it

[Drew.]

"Love you too"

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oh i thought you meant in that thread i was talking about, Alize must beat Giorgi tonight, Maria will **** herself if she comes up against the cornetto

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Flipkens on one of the main courts again against another aussie jobber, she must feel amazing

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gutted petko is out so early. always look forward to her matches as well, a great character.

[Drew.]

The main event starts at around 4am, you can go to sleep until then Andy

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Razzano is going to destroy Genie even worse then when she destroyed Serena at the french

[Drew.]

Please show the Lisicki match, Li is so boring

[Drew.]

Get in

[Drew.]

Oh wait

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shut up.

[Drew.]

If they stick that boring little weasel Li Na on then im going to bed

[Drew.]

Thank the lord

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twat him lucas

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don't stand for his ****

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Li Na > Caro

[Drew.]

I like Li Na, shes just boring.

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Caro is the most boring player ever though

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perfect start to the night if Sabine gets knocked out

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In terms of personality, she's probably the biggest of the top seeds. her interviews :love:

And she's hardly boring on court either </3.

I love how this bitch was smirking a minute ago for getting a correct challenge and now Li is sorting her out.

[Drew.]

Li Na doesn't interest me enough i'm afraid

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>>>>

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Drew doesn't like the talented players, he supports the job squad

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If she bagels another young girl :laugh:

Ruthless.

[Drew.]

Drew doesn't like the talented players, he supports the job squad

Out of the top 10 apart from Caro then my support goes to Shara and shes no job squad player.

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FFS Li. Show some mercy on these poor 16 year old girls.

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a 22 minute bagel, unreal

[Drew.]

Caro did it in 25 minutes yesterday, not too far off

[Drew.]

Pironkova at 8am.. looks like i'll be doing a late one with you Andy

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Na being sympathetic and letting her have a game, how nice <3

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k li bby. 1 game was enough, don't let her comeback.

[Drew.]

Someone needs to tape up Niculescus mouth

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Yes! sabine isn't home and dry yet

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the slice master

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you stupid romanian tit

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Simona would have handed Sabine a bagel by now

[Drew.]

Lisicki is fighting for her life and David is nowhere to be seen, what a terrible fan he is

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Li for god sake.

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he isn't fulltime he only becomes a fan when wimbledon is on

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break point!!

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you ****ing twat

[Drew.]

**** sakes Bencic

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Caro has withdrawn

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Shoulder problems or something

[Drew.]

http://images.smh.com.au/2013/06/25/4517903/---art_victoria_azarenka_20130625115111777762-620x349.jpg

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almost as painful as Caro never winning a slam

[Drew.]

You only became a fan of Vika when she won her first title, pipe down

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i was a fan in 2011 At wimbledon, even made a thread before she won her first slam, pipe down.

[Drew.]

:smug:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4135430&postcount=5

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you however just support the players i have passed down, i don't need genie and donna anymore i have Mugu and Cornetto

[Drew.]

You were never even a Genie fan