The Official 2014 Tennis Thread

[Drew.]

Pleaseee hold on

[Drew.]

VAMOSSSSSSSS Robredo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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terrible ending

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replay the point

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Dennis is through

[Drew.]

No other matches that close to finishing, Genie must be on TV

[Drew.]

Oh **** off

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65 unforced errors, what the ****

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Genie isn't big enough

[Drew.]

Hantuchova wins 12-10 in the decider :worship:

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get looking for that stream

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Hantochova wins the 3rd set 12-10 over pliskova, a mini marathon

[Drew.]

Dellacqua destroying Flipkens.. hopefully Genie will be on Eurosport 2 after

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This is only on because Sam is american, awful.

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44 tomorrow in the shade, jesus christ

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time to call it off and just declare vika the winner

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How is Flipkens losing so badly to this

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dear god drew

[Drew.]

right

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now then

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a bagel is incoming

[Drew.]

i just want to hear those words

"We are now switching our attention to show court 2 where Genie Bouchard is facing Virginie Razzano "

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" lights off on court 2 "

[Drew.]

Bagel :joker:

[Drew.]

Please Genie please

[Drew.]

Court 2, please

[Drew.]

Suck a dick you complete assholes

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amazing

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unlucky Drew

[Drew.]

Court 6 has just started, this is ****

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might be on after the gulbis match

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has the match started?

[Drew.]

first set will be over if this Gulbis match is finished in 3

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Jesus christ, Allison riske 6-1 6-1 over wickmayer

[Drew.]

well i've got a stream

[Drew.]

Pironkova better be on TV when i'm in bed

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what is the score

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Pironkova and Stosur is the main event

[Drew.]

just starting now

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Razzano the beast

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This Gulbis match could be over quickly, 3 break points for Sam

[Drew.]

Yeah my last hope is that this ends soon and they stick Genie on

[Drew.]

i desperately want to get into bed

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Razzano break point!!

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Gulbis is a tit

[Drew.]

Beautiful

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what is the news Drew

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broke her?

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can't be bothered putting my laptop on to watch it

[Drew.]

my mums going to be up any second and i'm still awake ffs

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1-1 just checked

[Drew.]

2-1 Genie

[Drew.]

This group of Genie fans chanting :joker: :joker:

[Drew.]

break point

[Drew.]

Genie breaks!!

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who does she think she is

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those genie fans need to be removed

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Sam wins

[Drew.]

come on eurosport

[Drew.]

put Genie on pleaseeeeeeeeeee

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they will now

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a nice interview first

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**** sake, court 3

[Drew.]

i'm done.

[Drew.]

**** it i might just get into bed im that cold

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poor genie being neglected

[Drew.]

she is destroying her

[Drew.]

Genie breaks again 5-1 :worship:

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Eurosport are snubbing wta matches a lot this year, probably bitter because of Bt sports getting the rights

[Drew.]

you still think they'll show Pironkova lol

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yeah because that is the main one so they'll obviously show that

[Drew.]

Sabine Lisicki ‏@sabinelisicki 2m
Got beaten by the heat today. Very unfortunate but that's life. Thx so so much for your support out there!!

excuses excuses

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the heat is to much though tbf

[Drew.]

a very bad loser

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tomorrow will be unbearable

[Drew.]

Yeah, hopefully Caro is first out and gets it done quickly again

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Someone will faint tomorrow, probably Vika after 10 minutes like she did at the Us Open ages ago

[Drew.]

:joker: i hope so just for the photos and gifs

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she got wheeled off in a wheelchair last time

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poor vika

[Drew.]

can just imagine her with her head dangling back and tongue sticking out with dribble coming down being wheeled away

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tomorrow's Oop needs to be released soon

[Drew.]

Genie takes the first set :love:

[Drew.]

just as you say that

http://www.ausopen.com/en_AU/scores/schedule/schedule9.html

[Drew.]

Vika 8am start, Shara midnight with Caro straight after.. peeeerfect

[Drew.]

i wont make Murrays game, **** staying up that long

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Get in! 8am is perfect

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nice and cool

[Drew.]

uh oh i hear my mum wondering about

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make a run for it

[Drew.]

im getting into bed

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i will go in a minute i think

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imagine poor Aga fainting

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what a horrible sight that would be

[Drew.]

You can't go yet

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just remembered i need to be up at 1, **** sake

[Drew.]

The big one in 25 minutes

[Drew.]

Why 1?

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no i'm not watching that

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never you mind

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important business

[Drew.]

I hope you over sleep

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they might close the roof tomorrow

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Jo durie just mentioned that lisicki tweet about the heat

[Drew.]

Lol Murray was complaining about it and they've stuck him on last tomorrow during the coolest time

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Genie struggling in the 2nd set

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Murray getting special treatment, horrible bastard

[Alf]

Get to bed the pair of yeh

Your wank*ng chariots await

[Drew.]

Genie is on TV !!!!

[Drew.]

And she's gone

[Drew.]

Morning Shaggy

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hello wannashag

[Drew.]

I forgot there were other people on the forum besides us Andy

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we have took over

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nice come back from fognini

[Drew.]

Genies been broken

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Genie is going to bottle it

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she is going home early

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come on Fogy

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Cornetto is going to melt tomorrow

[Drew.]

Oh no

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see what i did there

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Genie Genie Genie what will we do with you

[Drew.]

3-1

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to Genie?

[Drew.]

Nope

[Drew.]

It's all going wrong

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stop lying

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you make it to obvious

[Drew.]

4-1

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let me check it out

[Drew.]

I can't sleep now

[Drew.]

I could have slept knowing she was certain to win

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lol **** sake

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" we've had some reports of tennis shoes melting "

[Drew.]

:joker: can't be serious

[Drew.]

Actually Caro did say her bottle was melting

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Vika's headband is going to melt

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both of these matches are ****

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has razzano wraped up the set yet

[Drew.]

She's broken back 4-2

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****, the comeback is on

[Drew.]

Pironkova anytime now

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Stosur will destroy her

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the team bouchard twitter page isn't happy

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they thought it would be a walk in the park

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****, forgot stan was playing today

[Drew.]

4-3!!

[Drew.]

Come on Genie

[Drew.]

I can't believe li Na and lisicki were already 7/8 hours ago.. What the ****

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Kerbs won i see

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Rosco wins his doubles match, amazing comeback

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ah yes here is virginia

[Drew.]

5-3

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well well well

[Drew.]

Hang on it was 40-0 I assumed it'd be 5-3 and its now 40-40 go on genie

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you tit

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go away genie

[Drew.]

Genie has advantage !!

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she'll bloody win now

[Drew.]

4-4!!!!

[Drew.]

Amazing

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it is over, Gsm genie

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think i just saw Donna in the crowd watching Stan

[Drew.]

She holds! 5-4

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it's all gone pear shaped for poor razzano

[Drew.]

I don't believe it

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what

[Drew.]

She had 3 match points now Razzano has advantage

[Drew.]

5-5 uhhhhhhh

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biggest bottle job in the history of time if she losses the match now

[Drew.]

I want to go to sleep ffs

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a 3rd set would be nice

[Drew.]

Phew she holds for 6-5.. Now finish the little gob****e

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a nice relaxing tiebreak coming up

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Genie not sounding very convincing at all

[Drew.]

I can't tell you how excited I am to sleep

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you have Caro v future goat mugu to look forward to tomorrow

[Drew.]

That better be on Eurosport.. Neither genie or Pironkova on right now is bull****

[Drew.]

6-6

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:joker:

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this is huge, genie will be thinking about those 3 match points if she losses this

[Drew.]

I got a bad feeling

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she can't lose after serving for the match at 40-0

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not even she can choke that much

[Drew.]

3-3

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I hope you're right

[Drew.]

She wasnt serving though

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Oh it's not that bad then i suppose....

[Drew.]

Noooooo

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the third set will be inerested if it goes the distance

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score?

[Drew.]

It was 5-3 she's pulled it back to 5-5 Jesus

[Drew.]

6-5 raz

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a thriller

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somethings got to give

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say something drew

[Drew.]

7-7 this is hard to watch and it's only a ****ing scorecard

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jesus christ

[Drew.]

Serving for the match!!!!!

[Drew.]

You idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gsm!!!!!!

[Drew.]

9-9

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my stream is fast, genie has won

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12-10 genie gsm

[Drew.]

This is horrible

[Drew.]

Genie!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

Oh my lord that was so tense

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what was the score?

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12-10 like i said

[Drew.]

What a night

[Drew.]

Tomorrow will be even better

[Drew.]

Pironkova getting ruined

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when Mugu beats Caro

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Stosur playing well in Australia for a change

[Drew.]

Night jobberface see you for round 4 tomorrow

[Drew.]

My Genie <3

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goodnight joblet

[Marc]

Oh wow. Had Pironkova winning that all day long.

[Black Dagger]

Li Na made that 2nd set unbearable. The players I support do nothing for my stress levels.

If she keeps up the 1st set standards through the rest of the tournament then I have faith, that's if Serena fancies eliminating herself.

[Marc]

Wish I had recorded this Ana match :( it's not often I get to see her play well

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turns out Mugu isn't playing Caro tonight, that it a possible round 3 match **** sake

[Drew.]

We have some intruders in here Andy

[Alf]

We have some intruders in here Andy
Morning Drew, have a good kip?

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I want to bed after Drew and got up earlier then him, i am a tank

[Drew.]

Morning Drew, have a good kip?

Very nice nap thank you Shag.

[Drew.]

All feuled up for tonight

[Alf]

I want to bed after Drew and got up earlier then him, i am a tank
Are you gonna be able to stay up all night to watch the tennis again though or is the tank gonna run out of fuel by 2am?

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this tank is going the distance

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Wannashag have you done any bets for it?

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i was going to request odds for Riske and Mugu to make the Qfs but forgot all about it

[Marc]

I reckon Ana might has a good shot against Sam

[Alf]

Wannashag have you done any bets for it?
No, but if I did, i'd do

Tsonga 3-0
Raonic 3-0
Del Potro 3-0
Dimitrov to win
Stephens 2-0
Radwanska 2-0
Jankovic 2-0

But I'll be asleep by twelve, so I'm not bothering (I like to watch my bets)

[Drew.]

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Eugenie+Bouchard+2014+Australian+Open+Day+knQyrXnY zMQl.jpg

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she took that stupid toy into the press conference

[Drew.]

Yeah i saw :joker:

3So5wpDvboM

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love how he just threw it right at her

[Drew.]

She doesn't look all that overly impressed by it all, she's really down to earth.

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the tennis forum has gone mad over Serena v Daniella

[Drew.]

It is very hard trying to keep up with all these treads and player sections on the tennis forum

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i only read through general

[Drew.]

I dont understand the general part.. there are never live threads for the matches and then whenever the matches finish a thread suddenly appears with about 200 posts in them?

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yeah the live chat is usually in the player sections with loads of replies, the after match threads are just a summary

[Drew.]

Ah that makes sense.. yeah i tried the live chat which had every match being discussed and i couldn't keep up

[Drew.]

The Sabine hate on this forum :hehe:

It seems she really is a bad loser

[Drew.]

https://imageshack.us/a/img833/7195/rgjx.jpg

[Drew.]

44 deg in Melbourne today, ****

[Drew.]

Shara on Tv, excellent

this could turn into a rather nice evening

[Drew.]

Cornet vs Giorgi.. come on Giorgi!!!

[Drew.]

****, Cornet takes the first set