2014 TiBB Lounge™

[Livia]

I don't think I've ever had one before... I'm going to come round for tea one day and that's what we'll have :love:

I'm going to go see my friend perform in drag at an event in an hour... I don't know what I'm about to go witness but I'm sure it'll be fun :laugh:

It will be nice to present you with my culinary speciality. Even I can't ruin a fish finger sarnie.

Have fun seeing your friend!

[Z]

What the bloody hell have you done to your name, Zed

This is like the time you were Nate instead of Nathan

[Z]

It will be nice to present you with my culinary speciality. Even I can't ruin a fish finger sarnie.

Have fun seeing your friend!

Bragger, showing off your culinary skills :hmph:

Thank you! I believe he's lip syncing to four songs this evening... I have no idea if he's going to be amazing or terrible and I can't wait to find out :joker:

[King Gizzard]

but all this time I have pronounced it Zee now it's Zed and what

[Livia]

Bragger, showing off your culinary skills :hmph:

Thank you! I believe he's lip syncing to four songs this evening... I have no idea if he's going to be amazing or terrible and I can't wait to find out :joker:

Well, I shall expect a full report in the morning.

[King Gizzard]

always thought it was inspired by this guy

http://i.imgur.com/ENkchbS.gif

[King Gizzard]

swear you said it was once

[Livia]

but all this time I have pronounced it Zee now it's Zed and what

I think he's really Zorro, and is too afraid to say.

[Z]

How mindblown would you all be if I told you it was actually meant to be pronounced Tsee, like a German Z, a ts sound.




It isn't though.

[Jessica.]

Hai everyone, what's up?

[Jack.]

Hey Jess nothing much you?

[T*]

Hi Jess!

[Jessica.]

Hi Jack, I am quite bored at the moment really. D: I keep feeling sad since yesterday for no reason and Idk why. D:

[Vanessa]

Hi everyone! :hugesmile:

[Jack.]

Hi Jack, I am quite bored at the moment really. D: I keep feeling sad since yesterday for no reason and Idk why. D:

Oh i have them days sometimes,

[Vanessa]

I'm bored as well today. :(

[Glenn.]

Evening you above average folk of TiBB :love:

[Mitchell]

Bit of a bizarre evening if I'm honest with you.

How's everyone been?

[Kate!]

Hello gorgeous tibb people xx

I just had tea out at Wetherspoons. Yum.

[Mitchell]

I love having lunch in Wetherspoons!

[Kate!]

I'm bored as well today. :(

You won't be later ;)

[Vanessa]

You won't be later ;)

:hugesmile:

[T*]

What's wetherspoons?

[Kate!]

What's wetherspoons?

It's a chain of pubs Tom, they do great meal deals and it's really nice.

[smudgie]

evening all:hugesmile:

[T*]

It's a chain of pubs Tom, they do great meal deals and it's really nice.

Oh right :D

[Livia]

Oh right :D

Tom! I'm confused... did you used to be Cuda?

[Shaun]

I had a dream last night that I was in a press conference for Kanye West and I embarrassed myself by getting his album name wrong, but he found it amusing and we went shopping for cake decorations (!?) together.

[Livia]

I wonder what a psychologist would make of that, Shaun?

[Shaun]

I think he'd make...out with me.

[Livia]

Yeah... but then again, who wouldn't?

[T*]

Tom! I'm confused... did you used to be Cuda?

Yep!

[Livia]

Yep!

Ahhh thank you Tom. The balance is returning to my life, I hate being confused.

[King Gizzard]

saw a 'BEY' number plate today, immediately thought of about 70% of TiBB/people in the music section

[Z]

saw a 'BEY' number plate today, immediately thought of about 70% of TiBB/people in the music section

That's like whenever I see The Simpsons is on TV I just think of Drew and Novo because they're the ultimate simp sons

[Z]

Oh and I'm back from seeing my friend perform - he was very funny and went down a storm, I'm glad, it really could have gone either way because it's the first time he's ever performed in front of a crowd, in drag, but he did well!

[Jack.]

The house that was on DCI banks on Monday is only down the road from me

[Ammi]

..goodbye Cuda, hello Tom!..:love:...

[Jessica.]

Why is it so hard to sleep. :bored:

[Ammi]

..:hug:..you a bit restless, Jess..?...

[Jessica.]

I am finding it so hard to sleep for the last few weeks, I just never feel sleepy, even if I am extremely tired, I've often had nights with only 2 hours sleep recently and still couldn't fall asleep properly the next evening. :sad:

[AnnieK]

Morning

[Kate!]

Why is it so hard to sleep. :bored:

Ah yes, the ultimate question. :( you ok Jess?

Morning chaps :love:

[Ammi]

I am finding it so hard to sleep for the last few weeks, I just never feel sleepy, even if I am extremely tired, I've often had nights with only 2 hours sleep recently and still couldn't fall asleep properly the next evening. :sad:


..Jess..:hug:...I don't know if it's the same for you, but I find I have restless sleeping patterns when the seasons are coming up to change..?..it might be like that for you..or maybe your mind/thoughts start to be active when your body is more relaxed and that stops you sleeping...do you chill for a while and relax yourself before sleep generally..?...

Morning

..morning Annie..:love:..you well.?..

[Ammi]

..morning Kate...

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/12/article-2579347-1C3B3C0100000578-997_634x903.jpg
No honey that Ass is the wrong size
put a dress on.

[Vanessa]

I have a bit of a sore head todday. Too much vino last night. :joker:

[Jake.]

Knackered

[Z]

Guys do you think I should write about Russia or Germany today

[Vanessa]

I need to go and get my new clock card for work. :D

[Kate!]

Guys do you think I should write about Russia or Germany today

I have a good feeling for Russia today Z!

[Ammi]

..has everyone made a thread now, has Joe made a thread..?....

[Vanessa]

I think everyone has made a thread. At least i hope so. :shocked:

[Ammi]

..I didn't actually read the task this morning, I just kind of thought that's what it was but because I hadn't read who the 'candidates' were, I didn't know which ones to post in...I don't think I've posted in them all yet....

[Vanessa]

..I didn't actually read the task this morning, I just kind of thought that's what it was but because I hadn't read who the 'candidates' were, I didn't know which ones to post in...I don't think I've posted in them all yet....

The list of candidates is on the main Apprentice thread, Ammi. I had to check, because i couldn't remember them all. :hugesmile:

[Z]

I have a good feeling for Russia today Z!

I decided to go for Germany first because I have less to say about it :laugh: made good progress on it, wrote about 1,000 words, gonna try and round it off at around 1,500 tomorrow like I did with the previous chapter and then move onto Russia next week!

[Jack.]

How's everyone ?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Hi
why have you changed your username to four letters

[Me. I Am Salman]

My dad turns 50 this year wtf

[Jack.]

Hi
why have you changed your username to four letters

It's my initials not just four random letters :joker:

[Jack.]

My dad turns 50 this year wtf

My dad turns 57 this year.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg

[Jake.]

I think a female might be interested in me, this is a rare occurrence :think:

[Shaun]

vanessa doesn't count

[Jake.]

vanessa doesn't count

oh okay nvm

[Glenn.]

I think a female might be interested in me, this is a rare occurrence :think:

Who is she? Are you going to get married? :flutter:

[Jake.]

Who is she? Are you going to get married? :flutter:

Not sure about that yet Glenn but I'll keep you updated if anything arises

[Glenn.]

Not sure about that yet Glenn but I'll keep you updated if anything arises

I just bought a gay :fist:

[Glenn.]

HAT!!!

Omfg

[T*]

To keep sunlight away from your face during the summer, wear a gay.
Glennco. Caring for you.

[Kate!]

HAT!!!

Omfg

:laugh2: oh Glenn!

[Kate!]

I think a female might be interested in me, this is a rare occurrence :think:

Awwww. She'll have to be dammed good to pass the Ammi/Annie/Kate stamp of approval test.

[Glenn.]

To keep sunlight away from your face during the summer, wear a gay.
Glennco. Caring for you.

:laugh2: oh Glenn!

Has to be the best autocorrect ever tbh

[Kate!]

I just ate a caramac bar :love:

[T*]

I love caramacs :love:

[Kate!]

I love caramacs :love:

I've literally not had one for years and I saw them at the garage when I nipped over for milk earlier. Mmmmm.

[Z]

Is there anything worse than a friendship that ceases to exist when that person gets into a relationship? Because on the one hand you're happy for them but on the other hand if that relationship ends the friend comes crawling back and depending on the length of the relationship, they might not have been there for any of you for months or years even.

[King Gizzard]

same

[Jake.]

I just bought a gay :fist:

HAT!!!

Omfg

ffs :joker:

Awwww. She'll have to be dammed good to pass the Ammi/Annie/Kate stamp of approval test.

Yeah, didn't think about that! D:..

[Kate!]

Is there anything worse than a friendship that ceases to exist when that person gets into a relationship? Because on the one hand you're happy for them but on the other hand if that relationship ends the friend comes crawling back and depending on the length of the relationship, they might not have been there for any of you for months or years even.

Ah yes, I've experienced this more than once. Very commonplace. Some people are naturally givers (like you Greg) and more people are takers. Ain't life grand :(

[Jake.]

i want a girlfriend just so i can ditch Greg

[Z]

Ah yes, I've experienced this more than once. Very commonplace. Some people are naturally givers (like you Greg) and more people are takers. Ain't life grand :(

My best friend (since we were 12) broke up with his girlfriend a couple of months ago, they'd gone out for 2 years and as happy as I was for him, I just couldn't warm to her, she never tried to get to know any of his friends and would spend all of her time with him so he just never spent any time with us... and now they've split up and we speak every day like we used to before she was on the scene and I'm happy about that, obviously, but my life's moved on a lot in the last two years and I'm sort of wondering whether, after enough time has passed, if I should say something about how ****ty it was to just drop all of his friends for that long and to just reappear like nothing happened :/

i want a girlfriend just so i can ditch Greg

Well you can have all this extra forehead back! :hmph:

[Kate!]

:laugh: at the forehead thing...

[Jake.]

Well you can have all this extra forehead back! :hmph:

You took on that baggage when you married me!

[King Gizzard]

i want a girlfriend because boobs

[Z]

You took on that baggage when you married me!

I put that baggage on the plane that went missing! See ya later suckaaaaa

[Jake.]

so my excess forehead skin is in some ocean somewhere or something, ffs

[Jake.]

i want a girlfriend because boobs

*norks

[Kate!]

Greg, if it's still on your mind then yes let him know how you feel, just pick your moment and explain that you're so glad to have him around again but if he drops you again for a girl then you won't be hanging around for him to pick up the pieces next time. Plus if he chooses the right girl she'd be happy for him to spend time with his mates.

[King Gizzard]

chest melons

[Kate!]

Norks????
Chest Melons????

I am appalled.

- sends for Josy -

[Jake.]

Beacons

[Z]

Greg, if it's still on your mind then yes let him know how you feel, just pick your moment and explain that you're so glad to have him around again but if he drops you again for a girl then you won't be hanging around for him to pick up the pieces next time. Plus if he chooses the right girl she'd be happy for him to spend time with his mates.

I mean it's been 3 months now, I know he won't be over it for a while yet but I should be seeing him in person next weekend so I'll try and bring it up then if I do see him because I think enough time's passed now... last time I saw him (when I was at home) he was talking about how she's wasting her life away working in this bar up at home when she could be doing something else so at least I know he's in the "criticise the ex" stage :laugh:

[Kate!]

Good stuff. You'll feel better for saying it.

[King Gizzard]

bloody fog horn, living next to the sea is annoying

[Jake.]

Just after reading that I've heard a fog horn go off

[Glenn.]

bloody fog horn, living next to the sea is annoying

[2].

[Ninastar]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/900dcf9b66eb13f74ae6449519ec94a3/tumblr_mpafzoKQH71qhqnvyo1_500.png

quick!! whats the name of this guy again!?

[GypsyGoth]

The Propeller Guy

[Ninastar]

no you bitch the turban head one

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: Akinator

[Ninastar]

omg!!!

thank you :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Very welcome :love:

[Z]

no you bitch the turban head one

Argh it's on the tip of my tongue

[Z]

ffs I think there's a lag on my browser

[King Gizzard]

that Akinator is a bastard

[Ammi]

I think a female might be interested in me, this is a rare occurrence :think:


..:lovedup:..that sounds like a young lady with exceptional taste to me, Jake...
Is there anything worse than a friendship that ceases to exist when that person gets into a relationship? Because on the one hand you're happy for them but on the other hand if that relationship ends the friend comes crawling back and depending on the length of the relationship, they might not have been there for any of you for months or years even.

My best friend (since we were 12) broke up with his girlfriend a couple of months ago, they'd gone out for 2 years and as happy as I was for him, I just couldn't warm to her, she never tried to get to know any of his friends and would spend all of her time with him so he just never spent any time with us... and now they've split up and we speak every day like we used to before she was on the scene and I'm happy about that, obviously, but my life's moved on a lot in the last two years and I'm sort of wondering whether, after enough time has passed, if I should say something about how ****ty it was to just drop all of his friends for that long and to just reappear like nothing happened :/




,,I'm not sure it would achieve anything by saying something though, would it..?..I mean it wouldn't change anything that's happened and I think with anyone in your life/friends etc...you just have to make a decision about now and about whether you want that person as a friend and part of your life because we're all flawed and maybe it wasn't the best way to handle his friendship/s when he met someone..but then everyone is different when they meet someone they really care about...some people just become totally absorbed in their feelings and that person and that's all they see..and I don't think it's an intentional thing to exclude friends, it's just that they don't always have the capabilities to manage different relationships all at the same time ...hmmmm, I just think that mentioning it now won't really achieve anything and when he meets someone again, the same thing could happen..all we can do is to decide whether we want that friendship 'warts and all'...or whether we feel that person isn't someone we want in our lives.....

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/D6Lre3D.jpg

[AnnieK]

Yeah I'm with Ammi in this one. It could drive a wedge between you and won't change the last couple of years, yes he may think about it if he were to meet someone else but probably not. I have had friends who have done similar and I was just happy that they felt able to come back and carry on as before. It's obviously your call Greg, you have to do what feels right for you. :love:

[Ammi]

Yeah I'm with Ammi in this one. It could drive a wedge between you and won't change the last couple of years, yes he may think about it if he were to meet someone else but probably not. I have had friends who have done similar and I was just happy that they felt able to come back and carry on as before. It's obviously your call Greg, you have to do what feels right for you. :love:


..I think that's exactly it, Annie...friendships don't always burn at the same brightness..quite often other things take priority in people's lives and the friendship fades a bit...and I do understand that feeling of being lest out or pushed aside but that happens and it isn't an intentional thing and I think the thing for me that I would focus on is not that I had felt that I wasn't important anymore at a time in their lives but that it was a sign of a strength in our friendship that the person felt they wanted to renew it again...

[Ammi]

..I think it's also understandably hard to feel happy for a friend who has found someone that they want to spend all of their time with when it means that it will take them away from their own friendship with that person people can often think, oh I don't think that person is good for my friend/I don't like them that much..?...you know..?..

[Z]

..:lovedup:..that sounds like a young lady with exceptional taste to me, Jake...




,,I'm not sure it would achieve anything by saying something though, would it..?..I mean it wouldn't change anything that's happened and I think with anyone in your life/friends etc...you just have to make a decision about now and about whether you want that person as a friend and part of your life because we're all flawed and maybe it wasn't the best way to handle his friendship/s when he met someone..but then everyone is different when they meet someone they really care about...some people just become totally absorbed in their feelings and that person and that's all they see..and I don't think it's an intentional thing to exclude friends, it's just that they don't always have the capabilities to manage different relationships all at the same time ...hmmmm, I just think that mentioning it now won't really achieve anything and when he meets someone again, the same thing could happen..all we can do is to decide whether we want that friendship 'warts and all'...or whether we feel that person isn't someone we want in our lives.....

That's why I've been wondering if I should say something though, maybe he just didn't realise that that's what he's doing? It's not that I'd be bitching about how much I hated her, I'd just bring up that he didn't seem to spend any time with his friends and we're all so glad that he's around again... you know, in a positive way.

[Z]

My mum's photo exhibition is now up :amazed: was meant to be on Tuesday but it's now up today, Friday, which is a better day to premiere things anyway!! :laugh: So proud!

[Kate!]

That's great Greg :love:

[Ammi]

My mum's photo exhibition is now up :amazed: was meant to be on Tuesday but it's now up today, Friday, which is a better day to premiere things anyway!! :laugh: So proud!

..:amazed:..

[Ninastar]

I got sunburnt from going on the sunbed today

[King Gizzard]

clever caitlin

[Natalie.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8l8zncbnw1qgar3bo1_250.gif

[T*]

Okay I nearly cried again

[T*]

I swear I wrote cried from laughing at that gif :suspect:

[Ninastar]

clever caitlin

its actually really sore

and it was only 8 mins that i was on it for

[Brother Leon]

Sunbeds are no good :nono:

[Ninastar]

i wanna be black though

(not really i just wanna be tan)

[King Gizzard]

i wanna be black though

(not really i just wanna be tan)

http://i.imgur.com/c5Ia0RP.gif

[Ammi]

I got sunburnt from going on the sunbed today

..your skin is beautiful as it is, Caitlin...just use the sunbeds carefully, ok...

[Kate!]

Spray tans are quite good Caitlin.

[Ammi]

fvVT3N5dZq4

FJfAFky7vqs

[Kate!]

:laugh:

Ahh they were so funny Ammi :D

[Ammi]

..I think Alex's spray tan/s was probably one of the times I have most laughed in any BB...

[Z]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1920609_1477388342484417_585421407_n.jpg

:lovedup:

[Josy]

They walked in just in time, that dog was having that kitten for tea otherwise.

[Glenn.]

Afternoon.

[T*]

They walked in just in time, that dog was having that kitten for tea otherwise.

Actually dogs love cats if you introduce them to a kitten. My dogs best friends with my cat which we got 2 years ago :love:

[Jack.]

Hey y'all

[Josy]

Actually dogs love cats if you introduce them to a kitten. My dogs best friends with my cat which we got 2 years ago :love:

Well that all depends what kind of temperament the dog has Cuda.

But I was joking.....

[Pete.]

http://blog.chron.com/rantandrave/wp-content/blogs.dir/2621/files/2013/12/tumblr_mabj1hTxI71rt2432.gif

[Kate!]

http://blog.chron.com/rantandrave/wp-content/blogs.dir/2621/files/2013/12/tumblr_mabj1hTxI71rt2432.gif

Oh Hi! BritMitch

[Z]

I'm having this Weetabix on the go breakfast drink, saw it in Tesco and thought I'd give it a try, quite nice

[Z]

I went to go see my friend who was down in Glasgow to see a DJ last night and she was with her two best friends, they're all really wild and I've never seen a group of people so clearly high on drugs in my life :umm2: they were making me nervous and I don't even know why :laugh: they were being so foul in the taxi into town talking about what they'd gotten up to the night before, I ended up leaving them, couldn't handle it anymore! Jeezo

[Kate!]

:( not a good night then Greg.

[Z]

This was during the day today! They'd clearly just been on a bender all weekend so far, I mean I'm not a particularly narrow minded person I don't think but I just thought it was a bit sad, I'm all for having a good time but when it crosses into getting messed up during the day I just think it's too far :/

[T*]

My dog just came into my lounge smiling and being humped by the dog we're dogsitting which is much smaller than him

[Glenn.]

I've swept, mowed and washed winter away in my garden today.

[T*]

I'm having this Weetabix on the go breakfast drink, saw it in Tesco and thought I'd give it a try, quite nice

Oh I've seen them, I wanted to give them a try.

[Kate!]

This was during the day today! They'd clearly just been on a bender all weekend so far, I mean I'm not a particularly narrow minded person I don't think but I just thought it was a bit sad, I'm all for having a good time but when it crosses into getting messed up during the day I just think it's too far :/

Yes, it's a bit OTT. Oh well, and so what's your plan for tonight then?

[Kate!]

My dog just came into my lounge smiling and being humped by the dog we're dogsitting which is much smaller than him

Randy devil :laugh:

I've swept, mowed and washed winter away in my garden today.

Yay, Spring has arrived (near enough)

[Z]

Yes, it's a bit OTT. Oh well, and so what's your plan for tonight then?

I'm going out for dinner with my dad, brother and their friends :amazed: Aberdeen are playing the league cup final tomorrow so they've all come down to Glasgow for it!

[Z]

We're going to my former place of work for dinner... I'm a bit nervous about seeing any of the waiters/waitresses/managers I'm familiar with, I'd been off work ill for a few weeks and then got told they no longer needed me so I never got to say goodbye to anyone and have felt too awkward to just go in!

[T*]

Making fudge coconut brownies later :amazed: :love:

[Pete.]

Almost finished season 5 of desperate housewives http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/MGLOL.gif

Oh and Consuela :worship:

[Z]

omg I want the world to swallow me up there's a horrible picture of me being molested (I'm exaggerating BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE BIT) by this utter creep last night nooooooo

[Ninastar]

Omg on facebook?

[Pete.]

omg I want the world to swallow me up there's a horrible picture of me being molested (I'm exaggerating BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE BIT) by this utter creep last night nooooooo
omg what is this http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/eeek.gif

[Z]

My friend messaged me photos he took on his phone, my eyes aren't open in any of them lmao

[Z]

My face is being licked!! LICKED!! That is not okay. I want to report a rape

[T*]

Pete I like you but please stop with the BS emoticons.

[Pete.]

Pete I like you but please stop with the BS emoticons.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b30fc66cc1a55b1df4c0a75c7414a2a/tumblr_mgnkkpLiLn1r1okmxo1_500.gif

[Kate!]

Making fudge coconut brownies later :amazed: :love:

:amazed: I want one!

[Pete.]

My face is being licked!! LICKED!! That is not okay. I want to report a rape
:cringe.gif:

[Z]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b30fc66cc1a55b1df4c0a75c7414a2a/tumblr_mgnkkpLiLn1r1okmxo1_500.gif

:joker:

[Kate!]

I'm extremely disappointed that you haven't all got cow Avvies.

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!?!?!?

[Pete.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/27b958345ac025e993f67abf074a86ce/tumblr_mvmkrkqdHe1sl3cq9o1_400.gif

[arista]

World War Z
is on Sky MoviesHD from Friday


I will watch on Sky 3-D HD

[T*]

I just picked up the The dog I'm dogsitting and he thrusted his hips on my chest D:

[Kate!]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/27b958345ac025e993f67abf074a86ce/tumblr_mvmkrkqdHe1sl3cq9o1_400.gif

It is change your Avvie to a cow day!

[Natalie.]

Almost finished season 5 of desperate housewives http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/MGLOL.gif

Oh and Consuela :worship:

Desperate Housewives :love:

[Kate!]

Consuela is a stunning name for a cow.

[Pete.]

Desperate Housewives :love:
Omg yas Nat let's discuss http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/pieceofwhat.jpg

[T*]

Mr do.able.

:bawling:
Come back HD!

[Shaun]

greg finally bumped into billy i see

[Ammi]

..I'm sure he'll be back Tom, he often goes for a while but then comes back..

[T*]

..I'm sure he'll be back Tom, he often goes for a while but then comes back..

But I want him back now :sad:

[Pete.]

:bawling:
Come back HD!
http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/umm.gif

[Natalie.]

Omg yas Nat let's discuss http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/pieceofwhat.jpg

let's :smug:

[Pete.]

let's :smug:
Fav character (from s1-s5) http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/pieceofwhat.jpg

[Z]

greg finally bumped into billy i see

Oh the shade

I'm gonna show you the pictures it's honestly so tragic

[Jake.]

I threw up a few chips on my pillow last night when I was asleep and didn't realise till the morning :umm2: thank god I slept straight

[Jake.]

actually I might use that as my chat up line on my date

[Z]

actually I might use that as my chat up line on my date

don't

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Jake.]

i felt so rough today, mum said that when I got in I went into her room and started talking to the cats

[Z]

i felt so rough today, mum said that when I got in I went into her room and started talking to the cats

Steamer

[Jake.]

Steamer

idgi

[Z]

idgi

As in, you big drunken mess :laugh: well I got lady-manhandled by a drag queen last night so I'm no better than you

[Jake.]

As in, you big drunken mess :laugh: well I got lady-manhandled by a drag queen last night so I'm no better than you

ooo yeah I can't argue with that! :joker: And sounds lovely haha

[Jake.]

It was so bad, a drunken bloke got kicked out, he said to the barmaid 'i wanna shag you up the arse', I just couldn't contain myself, we all were cracking up

[Z]

ooo yeah I can't argue with that! :joker: And sounds lovely haha

I'm gonna snapchat you the picture omfg

[Jake.]

I'm gonna snapchat you the picture omfg

omg okay -gets phone-

[Z]

Can you believe that thing had its tongue on my face!!! My friend is the worst person in the world WHY WOULDN'T YOU STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING AND WHY WOULD YOU TAKE PHOTOS INSTEAD actually now that I phrase it like that I totally get it

[Jake.]

oh I thought that was your friend at first

he looked like Ursula with a longer wig, gross

[lily.]

snap it to me Z

[Z]

snap it to me Z

I thought my snaps never worked when I sent you them??

[lily.]

Aye they do
It's when I send you vids it doesn't work.. dm though.. I saw it on the shu paul convo.

[lily.]

I genuinely can't handle the big drag fellas at all... -shudders-

[Pete.]

:smug:

[Glenn.]

Please tell me someone has seen We're The Millers.

Omfg it's so funny :flutter:

[Jake.]

yes lmao

[Z]

I watched that on Christmas Day with my family, I was crying with laughter at it! Amazing

Also this is what Nate Richert (Harvey from Sabrina the Teenage Witch) looks like nowadays

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1035519/thumbs/o-HARVEY-SABRINA-THE-TEENAGE-WITCH-570.jpg?6

[King Gizzard]

500 days of summer made me hate zooey deschanel

[King Gizzard]

I watched that on Christmas Day with my family, I was crying with laughter at it! Amazing

Also this is what Nate Richert (Harvey from Sabrina the Teenage Witch) looks like nowadays

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1035519/thumbs/o-HARVEY-SABRINA-THE-TEENAGE-WITCH-570.jpg?6

that is a terrible hamish beard, he can't grow a proper one

[Natalie.]

need to watch cockneys vs zombies again

[King Gizzard]

sounds a classic

[Z]

need to watch cockneys vs zombies again

I have that on DVD :love: I love the bit where the zombie is chasing the old man through the garden at 0 mph hahahaha

[Natalie.]

sounds a classic

It's a must watch film!

I have that on DVD :love: I love the bit where the zombie is chasing the old man through the garden at 0 mph hahahaha

I love that :laugh: cracks me up

[King Gizzard]

Nearly time for people to pretend to have long lost links to Ireland for an entire day

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[T*]

Why did they have to pick the colour green

[Me. I Am Salman]

this was actually me a few moments ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdU9531IgAInGRR.jpg

[Pete.]

Yaaas -- In a land called Vegas Ms Spears is psyching herself up to slay the stage in 6 hours time

[Me. I Am Salman]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/2fb27b80ebf726a6b2f5835b0f7ce7b0/tumblr_inline_n1sbpaH8Rv1s2uupz.jpg

[T*]

Salman OMG I'm crying :laugh2:

[Pete.]

http://sasstag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nicki-minaj-stupid-hoe-video.jpeg

Get that collab guurrl

[Glenn.]

yes lmao

I watched that on Christmas Day with my family, I was crying with laughter at it! Amazing



Omfg :amazed:

When she throws the 'baby' into the road. I was laughing so hard my head went funny. I thought I was going to die.

[Z]

Hahahahahaha omfg that bit is gold

[Glenn.]

Ross didn't think it was funny. I was like, 'I think we need to reevaluate this relationship'

[AnnieK]

Who the **** I Ross Glenn and if it's not Ross geller.you and me got issues

[King Gizzard]

same

[Z]

Firewire and I are going to have lunch together on Friday :amazed:

[Smithy]

bet a fiver he touches you up

[Z]

bet a fiver he touches you up

bet you a tenner I love it

[King Gizzard]

I met Jake the other week

[Glenn.]

Who the **** I Ross Glenn and if it's not Ross geller.you and me got issues

Omg I thought you knew? He's my new(ish) fella :flutter:

[Z]

I met Jake the other week

Are you sure it wasn't just a billboard of a man's face? You might have gotten the foreheads confused

[Glenn.]

:laugh2:

[Z]

I'd love to meet Jake I reckon you could project a film onto our foreheads combined, it'd be like a drive in cinema but better

[AnnieK]

Omg I thought you knew? He's my new(ish) fella :flutter:

No, I'm always the last to know anything. I shall be having a stern word/need to know everything when I'm more with it....but hope your happy :love:

[Glenn.]

No, I'm always the last to know anything. I shall be having a stern word/need to know everything when I'm more with it....but hope your happy :love:

He didn't find We're The Millers funny so alarm bells are ringing tbh.

[AnnieK]

He didn't find We're The Millers funny so alarm bells are ringing tbh.

Glenn..Glenn....Glenn....talk to me tomorrow, we gotta sort this out dude....does he know who Regina Felange is? Or what a horcux is? You need to ask questions

[King Gizzard]

8tJoIaXZ0rw

[Glenn.]

Glenn..Glenn....Glenn....talk to me tomorrow, we gotta sort this out dude....does he know who Regina Felange is? Or what a horcux is? You need to ask questions

He does know :flutter:

He actually informed me about something regarding Harry Potter that I didn't know the other day. He give me this whole lecture about the parallels between Harry, snape and voldemort and the Deathly Hallows. I was awestruck

[Z]

You should get him to sign up here and you can be TiBB's new power couple. There's been a power vacuum ever since Shaun and Dezzy broke up

[Smithy]

what does he look like (who are we talking about)

[Z]

what does he look like (who are we talking about)

Glenn's new boyfriend

[AnnieK]

=Glenn;6756757]He does know :flutter:

He actually informed me about something regarding Harry Potter that I didn't know the other day. He give me this whole lecture about the parallels between Harry, snape and voldemort and the Deathly Hallows. I was awestruck

I don't need a scholar... I need someone who feels that the left philange is broke.....not someone who gives me the reason why...:nono

[AnnieK]

Ooh I don't know what happened to my quote.

[Smithy]

Glenn's new boyfriend

oh,

glenn what does he look like

[Z]

Dreamy I bet :flutter:

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/JmT2unY.gif

[AnnieK]

You really spoiled us too much there Nathan.

[Z]

that was a good one Annie

[AnnieK]

Why thank you...I'm here till I pass out

[Z]

alright Tinie Tempah

[Glenn.]

I'm not going to post his picture on here in public because he's a bit weird with the internet. He doesn't have FB or twitter or anything. He's strange.

I'll pm his picture to anyone who wants a look.

[Z]

I'm not going to post his picture on here in public because he's a bit weird with the internet. He doesn't have FB or twitter or anything. He's strange.

I'll pm his picture to anyone who wants a look.

I would like to objectify your new boyfriend

[Z]

:amazed: Guys he's a 10/10 Glenn has done well

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/qfUhuzY.gif

[Z]

What a babe

[Pete.]

I'm not going to post his picture on here in public because he's a bit weird with the internet. He doesn't have FB or twitter or anything. He's strange.

I'll pm his picture to anyone who wants a look.
I would like to observe and comment :smug:

[Jessica.]

Show me too, I will be able to tell if he is soulmate material!

[Glenn.]

I need to share a story with you all.

My brother works for a construction company, and they do insurance work like repairs and that. The other day, two of the lads went to take photos of this property, so the boss could estimate a quote.
It's a 14th century cottage and its run right down.
The iPad they were taking photos on kept resetting itself everytime they entered a room. They thought they managed to get a good few then drove home. They dropped the iPad off at the office for the boss for him to go through the pictures.

They got a phonecall a while later and the boss asked what they were playing at because only one picture came out. They explained about the iPad resetting itself and the boss was 'its not just that, you need to see the picture that did come out'

The picture is of a room with old wall lights on the wall and in the middle of the room is a silhouette of a man. This man is wearing a cloak and a hat and he's holding his hand out as though he's protesting something.

I'll get my brother to send me the picture tomorrow and I'll show you. It's the strangest image I have ever seen and its the only picture that came out.