2014 TiBB Lounge™

[Niamh.]

how was your lunch Ammi?

[Jessica.]

:bawling: League of Legends is patching so slowly.

[Ammi]

how was your lunch Ammi?

..yeah, it was lovely thanks but the food was a bit pretentious..I had a fish finger sandwich, thinking it would be Birds Eye fish fingers..:love:..but it was like fish fillets in batter in some really posh bread and I couldn't even eat half of it..but the company was lovely...

:bawling: League of Legends is patching so slowly.
..what's League of Legends, Jess..?...

[Jessica.]

..what's League of Legends, Jess..?...

It's a game where you play with other people and battle in teams to take over an enemy base, basically. There's 5v5 and 3v3 matches, it's kinda like capture the flag. :joker: Hard to explain.

[Jessica.]

I think I'll get dressed and go shopping so I can make rice krispie cakes with the kids, my boyfriends mother gave me like 2kg of chocolate and it's too tempting to leave sitting there. :umm2:

[Ammi]

It's a game where you play with other people and battle in teams to take over an enemy base, basically. There's 5v5 and 3v3 matches, it's kinda like capture the flag. :joker: Hard to explain.

I think I'll get dressed and go shopping so I can make rice krispie cakes with the kids, my boyfriends mother gave me like 2kg of chocolate and it's too tempting to leave sitting there. :umm2:

..an online game..?..it sounds fun..how did your trip go, I haven't had a chance to talk to you, was it lovely Jess..?...

[Marcus.]

good afternoon

[Kazanne]

good afternoon

:xyxwave:Hello Marcus.how are you?

[T*]

I think I'll get dressed and go shopping so I can make rice krispie cakes with the kids, my boyfriends mother gave me like 2kg of chocolate and it's too tempting to leave sitting there. :umm2:

You have kids?

[Marcus.]

:xyxwave:Hello Marcus.how are you?

i am cery good your self

[Glenn.]

PUT SOME LIPSTICK ON
PERFUME YOUR NECK AND SLIP YOUR HIGH HEELS ON

:dazzler:

[Marcus.]

PUT SOME LIPSTICK ON
PERFUME YOUR NECK AND SLIP YOUR HIGH HEELS ON

:dazzler:

hi glenn
in a good mood are we

[Glenn.]

Just giving you a blow by blow of my getting ready routine.

[Marcus.]

Just giving you a blow by blow of my getting ready routine.

oh nice one gleen

[Smithy]

RINSE AND CURL YO HAIR
LOOSEN YOUR HIPS AND GET A DRESS TO WEAR k

[T*]

l'M THE ONE WHO'S BEEN COMING AROUND,
LOOKING TO LOVE-IN-YOU.

[T*]

Just giving you a blowjob

ew glenn tmi

[Marcus.]

ew glenn tmi

:joker:
cuba

[Z]

I'm going home tonight :amazed:

[Glenn.]

ew glenn tmi

You ****ing filth. You have to lower the tone all the ****ing time. I've had enough of you, you scummy little vagina

[Marcus.]

I'm going home tonight :amazed:

hi zee
coolo

[T*]

You ****ing filth. You have to lower the tone all the ****ing time. I've had enough of you, you scummy little vagina

:laugh3:

[Z]

Hey Marcus :) how's your day been?

[King Gizzard]

:joker:
cuba

http://i.imgur.com/Fi0eVYV.jpg

[T*]

TiBB quotes on Stock Photos P1
http://i.imgur.com/dbYuj8L.png

[Smithy]

Cuda do you want to make that any ****ing bigger

http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/jj575/croboy82/iybdQuZQ4DoNV_zps8b6276c2.gif

[Livia]

http://i.imgur.com/Fi0eVYV.jpg

Snow Dogs.

I'm having a quiz flashback Nathan.

[Glenn.]

TiBB quotes on Stock Photos P1
http://i.imgur.com/dbYuj8L.png

That bird in the middle looks positively outraged :joker:

[Glenn.]

Christ

[Pete.]

You ****ing filth. You have to lower the tone all the ****ing time. I've had enough of you, you scummy little vagina
the forum explodes

http://fotpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/mad50_zpse4b33994.jpg

[Pete.]

Cuda do you want to make that any ****ing bigger

http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/jj575/croboy82/iybdQuZQ4DoNV_zps8b6276c2.gif
you better preach

http://i1.ytimg.com/i/i5p7LFs1-w8IFDx48vi3iw/1.jpg?v=4fc532bd

[Z]

I can't wait to hear the MKS feature on this next week :love:

riEBi8BJ9Tw

[T*]

Pete do you want to be friends again?

[HD]

Im gonna get drunk :amazed:

[T*]

HD wtf is your sig

[T*]

no
no
my dad best friends son (who i hate) is here
help
i'm hiding in the lounge on here and irl

[Pete.]

HD wtf is your sig
legends B*witched

[Z]

HD wtf is your sig

B*Witched!

[Pete.]

no
no
my dad best friends son (who i hate) is here
help
i'm hiding in the lounge on here and irl
hide http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/queenie.gif

[T*]

I knew it was some 90's group, wasnt sure which one though.

[Smithy]

greg wtf is mks

[T*]

THERE'S FOOTSTEPS NEAR THE LOUNGE DOOR
(He's one of those annoying nosey people who look in every room :bored: )

[T*]

HELp

[Z]

greg wtf is mks

My king size.

Just really love my bed.

[Smithy]

HELp

no

ha2

[Smithy]

My king size.

Just really love my bed.
awww, that's really sad

[T*]

He's a year younger than me and his voice has broken. meanwhile, I sound like a dog whistle :mad:

[Kate!]

Say you will
Say you won't
Say you'll do
What I don't
Say you're true
Yeah to me
Oh say....
C'est la vie!!

:love:

[Kate!]

Say you will
Say you won't
Say you'll do
What I don't
Say you're true
Yeah to me
Oh say....
C'est la vie!!

:love:

[T*]

Double post

[Glenn.]

Calm down Kate

[Z]

Guys should I have chicken, salmon or eggs for dinner

[T*]

*makes a song about being trapped in the lounge*

[Pete.]

B*Witched > Steps > 90s bands

[Pete.]

*makes a song about being trapped in the lounge*
he's 12 :/

[T*]

he's 12 :/

I know :/

[T*]

Thank god he hasn't come in yet.
GO SHOOO
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT THE OFFER OF A CUP OF TEA

[Jake.]

I'm hungry

[Glenn.]

Guys should I have chicken, salmon or eggs for dinner

I had salmon sandwiches today. Have salmon :love:

[Jake.]

Guys should I have chicken, salmon or eggs for dinner

Salmon!

[T*]

Salmon!

[Smithy]

salman :umm2:

[Z]

Salmon it is :amazed:

[Smithy]

*salmon :umm2:

[Smithy]

either way works

[Z]

And do you think rice or pasta with it?

[T*]

I'm having a mcdonalds tonight (hopefully) :amazed:

[Kate!]

Salmon :love: yes have that.

And bloody double posts :fist:

[Jake.]

And do you think rice or pasta with it?

which pasta would it be?

[Kate!]

Salmon :love: yes have that.

And bloody double posts :fist:

[Jake.]

me deciding on Greg's dinner :smug:

[Smithy]

Salmon :love: yes have that.

And bloody double posts :fist:

Salmon :love: yes have that.

And bloody double posts :fist:

:joker:

[T*]

BRAVEHEARRRRRT
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
SHOW ME WHEN THE BEAT DROPS
*****ty drop*

BRAVEHEARRRRRT
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
SHOW ME WHEN THE BEAT DROPS
*good drop*

[Z]

which pasta would it be?

Penne pasta, probably with basil pesto

[T*]

The 2nd drop gives me chills :love:

[Jake.]

kill urself :fist:

piss off I changed my answer :fist:

[Z]

BRAVEHEARRRRRT
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
SHOW ME WHEN THE BEAT DROPS
*****ty drop*

BRAVEHEARRRRRT
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
SHOW ME WHEN THE BEAT DROPS
*good drop*

:worship: That second beat drop is the best, wish it went on for longer and they just repeated that at the end of the song instead of that rap :umm2:

[Jake.]

Penne pasta, probably with basil pesto

Ah yes, go with that Greg

[Jake.]

and can we not with braveheart's rap :umm2:

[Z]

Thanks Jake :amazed: can you make all my other life decisions for me too?

[Z]

an we not with braveheart's rap :umm2:

Might make tomorrow's lunch based on that rap

[Kazanne]

i am cery good your self

Good Marcus,just busy,it's half term this week,so got the kids at home:hugesmile:

[T*]

:worship: That second beat drop is the best, wish it went on for longer and they just repeated that at the end of the song instead of that rap :umm2:

HELL YEAH!
The rap is awful.
I just searched chills from music and it turns out it's called Frission and it's very
similar to asmr! I'm lucky to have both! Do you get frission? :amazed:

[Jake.]

Thanks Jake :amazed: can you make all my other life decisions for me too?

No problem! And yes of course, with me as your guide you can't go wrong :amazed:

[Glenn.]

I'm going now. I'm going out tonight with the famo :flutter:

[Jake.]

Might make tomorrow's lunch based on that rap

I'm talking about lettece

[Jake.]

I'm going now. I'm going out tonight with the famo :flutter:

okay bye

[Z]

I'm talking about lettece

stacking cheddar, chopping feta

[Jake.]

stacking cheddar, chopping feta

*shudders*

[Jake.]

I need to find this clip from the simpsons, it's the one where Flanders gets a camera and records Rod and Todd acting out Bible scenes, Dr Hibert sacrifices a baby and then says 'Oh no, what have I done! I just stabbed a baby' and slices himself in half... :joker:

[T*]

I need to find this clip from the simpsons, it's the one where Flanders gets a camera and records Rod and Todd acting out Bible scenes, Dr Hibert sacrifices a baby and then says 'Oh no, what have I done! I just stabbed a baby' and slices himself in half... :joker:

:crazy:

[Jake.]

one thing you'll learn about me Cuda is that I'm very easily amused...

[Jake.]

I laughed at this for about two weeks

kY5xfmjTiqA

[T*]

I really need to do a Graphic Design or Media course in college, The main reason I get frission is that I imagine like designing the song in promos and stuff. It sounds VERY WEIRD but it triggers it for me. I'm really weird

[Jake.]

I know what you mean Cuda... I did Graphics for GCSE :D

[T*]

I laughed at this for about two weeks

kY5xfmjTiqA

:laugh2:
I can just imagine you wetting yourself

[Pete.]

I need to find this clip from the simpsons, it's the one where Flanders gets a camera and records Rod and Todd acting out Bible scenes, Dr Hibert sacrifices a baby and then says 'Oh no, what have I done! I just stabbed a baby' and slices himself in half... :joker:
iconic ;) King Solomon :laugh3:

[T*]

I know what you mean Cuda... I did Graphics for GCSE :D

:amazed:
My sister is a graphic designer and my brother did it in college.
It kinda runs through the blood :D

[Jake.]

:laugh2:
I can just imagine you wetting yourself

I had to rewind it back about 5 times :laugh2:

and yeah Graphics was great, got a B :amazed:

[T*]

That dick who I was telling you about is gone now :D

[T*]

I had to rewind it back about 5 times :laugh2:

and yeah Graphics was great, got a B :amazed:

That's sick! :amazed:

[Glenn.]

Ok I dont have to get ready until quarter past at the latest. I just hoovered in under 5 minutes also.:smug:

[T*]

Watching the Dead Set DVD my brothers girlfriend gave me tonight :amazed:
I'm very happy today!

[Pete.]

iMq2rrEWKJA1

[Pete.]

Watching the Dead Set DVD my brothers girlfriend gave me tonight :amazed:
I'm very happy today!
that is ridiculously inappropriate

[T*]

Ok I dont have to get ready until quarter past at the latest. I just hoovered in under 5 minutes also.:smug:

How? It takes me like an hour!!
Oh yeah, i forgot, i procastinate all the time

[Jake.]

That's sick! :amazed:

Thanks!

[T*]

that is ridiculously inappropriate

Oh shut up, it's not.

[Glenn.]

I just made a thread about hoovers too. I have too much time on my hands :worry:

[Glenn.]

Hoover is such a strange word.

[Smithy]

Im going out for steak and drinks as a leaving do with the girls from work :amazed:

[T*]

One of my favourite simpsons scenes is when Marge and Homer fall out and he slides under pictures of him with a sad face under the door, and then he slides a photo of the cat falling down the stairs under the door ,and then a picture of him crying from laughing. It gets me in hysterics :joker:

[Glenn.]

The episode where marge gets mugged>>>>>>>

[Glenn.]

Im going out for steak and drinks as a leaving do with the girls from work :amazed:

Are you going to cry?

[T*]

I just found this video
ED59DofvaXs
:laugh3:

[Smithy]

Are you going to cry?

probably if i get drunk /mess

[Kazanne]

I'm going now. I'm going out tonight with the famo :flutter:

Have a nice evening Glenn.

[T*]

/whydoweputstuffaftershashes,idgi

[HD]

legends B*witched

:worship:





Say you will
Say you won't
Say you'll do
What I don't
Say you're true
Yeah to me
Oh say....
C'est la vie!!

:love:
:amazed:

[Jake.]

HD!! You're okay! :amazed:

[HD]

HD!! You're okay! :amazed:
:love:

[T*]

February 20-21st: OhgodisHDokay Day

[Z]

One of my favourite simpsons scenes is when Marge and Homer fall out and he slides under pictures of him with a sad face under the door, and then he slides a photo of the cat falling down the stairs under the door ,and then a picture of him crying from laughing. It gets me in hysterics :joker:

One of my faves is when they go to China to adopt a baby girl and Homer sees dragons out of the plane and they're like "give us some peanuts" and he's like "I'll give you ONE" and they go "Oh Homer you are a very greedy man" and start singing a song "the man who broke a dragon's heart" pmsl

[Z]

kNEk1JQO1w8

:joker: :laugh3:

[T*]

One of my faves is when they go to China to adopt a baby girl and Homer sees dragons out of the plane and they're like "give us some peanuts" and he's like "I'll give you ONE" and they go "Oh Homer you are a very greedy man" and start singing a song "the man who broke a dragon's heart" pmsl

YKr6pYGM0nw
:laugh3:

[HD]

February 20-21st: OhgodisHDokay Day

HD Day

[T*]

Check the calendar

[Z]

:notimpressed: one of my flatmates (the one that's permanently in the kitchen cooking odd things at odd times of day) is hogging all four hobs and was like "give me twenty minutes" - WHY ARE YOU COOKING NOW, NORMALLY YOU MAKE YOUR DINNER AT 4.12AM

[Pete.]

Oh shut up, it's not.
it's an 18 for a reason.

and you are 13

Do the maths

[Kate!]

:joker:

:laugh: it's a pain in the arse double posting all the time pfft.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/21/article-2564752-1BB4E2B200000578-789_634x477.jpg
can you name this fella?

[T*]

it's an 18 for a reason.

and you are 13

Do the maths

Most people my age have either:

Played GTA
Watched Explicit Content
Watched Horror Movies etc.


I think i'm mature enough to watch it. So shut up. I'm not an idiot, Do you really think i'd reenact anything from the movie? If you do, you need a reality check.

[T*]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/21/article-2564752-1BB4E2B200000578-789_634x477.jpg
can you name this fella?

Beemo

[Pete.]

Most people my age have either:

Played GTA
Watched Explicit Content
Watched Horror Movies etc.


I think i'm mature enough to watch it. So shut up. I'm not an idiot, Do you really think i'd reenact anything from the movie? If you do, you need a reality check.
stop telling me to shut up at least have that maturity.

Dead Set is nasty and harrowing even for adults :/

[arista]

Beemo



no its Sperm


Spunky

[Jake.]

and how old are you then Pete

[T*]

stop telling me to shut up at least have that maturity.

Dead Set is nasty and harrowing even for adults :/

So? I've seen worse!

[T*]

no its Sperm


Spunky

:laugh3:

[Z]

:bored: I just want my god damn dinner

[HD]

Not gonna lie, Im still distressed over Davina's throat...

[michael21]

:bored: I just want my god damn dinner

beans on toast

[Pete.]

Not gonna lie, Im still distressed over Davina's throat...
what ?

[HD]

what ?

On Dead Set? When it's ripped out D:

[Jake.]

On Dead Set? When it's ripped out D:

ah yeah D: I loved Dead Set

[Pete.]

On Dead Set? When it's ripped out D:
ah yes. that was devestating :/

[Kate!]

I'm distressed now cos there's no Eastenders tonight

[HD]

I love Dead Set Serious, the fan edit :amazed:

[Pete.]

I'm distressed now cos there's no Eastenders tonight
:worry:

[HD]

I'm distressed now cos there's no Eastenders tonight

Good am glad :smug:

[T*]

The dvd is the series but a movie, they've edited it into a 2 hour movie :amazed:

[AnnieK]

I'm distressed now cos there's no Eastenders tonight

Have you heard Lucy is going to be murdered in another whodunit?

[Kazanne]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/21/article-2564752-1BB4E2B200000578-789_634x477.jpg
can you name this fella?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Jake.]

Have you heard Lucy is going to be murdered in another whodunit?

Thanks for ruining that Annie :(

[Jake.]

(kidding, already knew ha)

[Jack.]

Hey y'all

[AnnieK]

Thanks for ruining that Annie :(

:tongue: shush or I'll tell you who does it!

[Jake.]

:tongue: shush or I'll tell you who does it!

Or what does it..

[Kate!]

Yes Annie I'm looking forward to this storyline, it'll be great.

[T*]

Have you heard Cuda is going to be murdered in another whodunit?

WAIT WHAT? losxsdgvhnd bxhjkmnhjmnbhn b................................................. .../;...............

[Kate!]

It was HD in the kitchen with the washing machine. D:

Alas poor Cuda, spun into oblivion.

[T*]

BUT THEN ZOMBIE INFECTION AND THUS TIBB DEAD SET BEGlNS

[T*]

and how old are you then Pete

notice how he didn't answer this :hehe:

[AnnieK]

Cuda...how long did you post on here till you were banned? Only being nosey so don't tell me if you don't want

[Pete.]

Cuda...how long did you post on here till you were banned? Only being nosey so don't tell me if you don't want
Notice his he didn't answer this :hehe:

[Smithy]

I'm sat at a table of 9 on my own

Everyone is running late :bawling: this is the most horrendous moment of my life

[Smithy]

This is actually so bad omg

[T*]

Cuda...how long did you post on here till you were banned? Only being nosey so don't tell me if you don't want

What do you mean, like age? I was posting at 11 and then I got banned for 2 years, came back last year.
I signed up when I was 9.

[Smithy]

I'm just gonna keep posting in here so everyone around me thinks I'm texting someone omg

[Vanessa]

Hi everyone! :douf:

[Jake.]

Aw Smithy :( nobody wants to be seen with you

[Josy]

I'm sat at a table of 9 on my own

Everyone is running late :bawling: this is the most horrendous moment of my life

Smithy no mates

[Smithy]

I hate y'all so much

Considering stabbin myself with a steak knife to make you feel bad

[Jake.]

I would't feel bad though

[Smithy]

Yes you would because then you'd never have news on gaga ever again

[Smithy]

-generic post because the manager is staring at me giving me evils-

[Josy]

Just drink lots until whoever your waiting on arrives, that's what Jake would do.

[Jake.]

Yes you would because then you'd never have news on gaga ever again

I think i can live without knowing where she last farted but ty anyway Smithy

[Jake.]

Just drink lots until whoever your waiting on arrives, that's what Jake would do.

Josy knows me too well...

[Josy]

Yep..

Eurgh I'm bored tonight

[Jake.]

good

[Vanessa]

I'm so tired tonight. :(

[Josy]

You been busy today Vanessa?

Shoosh Jake

[Jake.]

hsoohs Josy

[Josy]

hsoohs Josy

Drunk already eh? :bored:


What are you up to anyway Jake?

[Jake.]

afraid not :( I didn't go out last night and my mate isn't going out tomorrow for his birthday now D:

I'm debating on what time to hit the hay, what about yourself josy

[Vanessa]

You been busy today Vanessa?

Shoosh Jake

Yes. I had a busy day at work. :blush:

[Kazanne]

I'm just gonna keep posting in here so everyone around me thinks I'm texting someone omg

:joker: how awkward Smithy,hope they arrive soon

[Josy]

afraid not :( I didn't go out last night and my mate isn't going out tomorrow for his birthday now D:

I'm debating on what time to hit the hay, what about yourself josy

Ah well you can have a good nights sleep then a great night tomorrow, where is he celebrating his birthday?

Yes. I had a busy day at work. :blush:

Time for you to relax and enjoy the weekend now then Vanessa.

[Vanessa]

I need a coffee before i fall asleep. :joker:

[King Gizzard]

:grin2:

[Josy]

Hello Nathan.

And I'm not up to anything tonight Jake, just lazing about really.

[Z]

I had my salmon dinner :dazzler: very tasty

[Vanessa]

I had chicken. :amazed:

[T*]

OMFG, McDonalds got ourorder all wrong and we didn't know 'til we got home, and now they're going to deliver it for us :amazed:

[Vanessa]

OMFG, McDonalds got ourorder all wrong and we didn't know 'til we got home, and now they're going to deliver it for us :amazed:

:amazed:

[Jack.]

I've just seen a picture on twitter of some lad licking out this girl out.

[King Gizzard]

ah lovely news

[Jack.]

Yes you know me. I love sharing lovely news :joker:

[Niamh.]

:unsure:

[Natalie.]

lol

[AnnieK]

Oh dear...

[Jack.]

Yeah I need to be more careful who I follow ....

[Ammi]

..I was just about to post hi as well, Jack...

[Jack.]

Sorry Ammi. Hi anyway

[Ammi]

..Hi anyway Jack..what have you been up to..(just leave the twitter bit out though..)...

[Jack.]

Nothing much just been in my work placement today. Wbu?

[Ammi]

..I went out for a little while but I've had a fairly chilled day..what's your work placement, Jack..is that with college..?..

[T*]

Making a Flappy Bird clone because yolo
Should I put the tibb logo in it?

[Ammi]

..yeah go on Tom, why not indeed...flappy birds are evil though...

[Jack.]

..I went out for a little while but I've had a fairly chilled day..what's your work placement, Jack..is that with college..?..

Yeah it's with college. I'm doing a 6 month work placement in A care home because I've finished the coursework

[T*]

flappy tibb is coming soon...

[Ammi]

..ahhh, I've only ever done a small amount of voluntary work in that environment but I did like it or parts of it...do you enjoy it Jack..what's your course..?..

[Z]

I like the Russian word for art. искусство. (iskusstva)

[Jack.]

..ahhh, I've only ever done a small amount of voluntary work in that environment but I did like it or parts of it...do you enjoy it Jack..what's your course..?..

I'm doing an admin course. So I'm in the office but it's not very business so most of the time I go down to have a chat with the residents.

[T*]

I like the Russian word for art. искусство. (iskusstva)

Idk why but I have like a phobia of the russian alphabet? It sounds very very stupid but yeah, it scares me a bit? :joker:

[Ammi]

..how is that pronounced, Zee...?..

[Ammi]

I'm doing an admin course. So I'm in the office but it's not very business so most of the time I go down to have a chat with the residents.

..they probably love having you talk to them as well, is it an elderly people's care home..?...I really enjoyed listening to some stories they would tell of their younger days...

[Z]

..how is that pronounced, Zee...?..

Like ees (as in east without the t) - kooss (like cous cous) - tva

iskusstva

[Z]

Idk why but I have like a phobia of the russian alphabet? It sounds very very stupid but yeah, it scares me a bit? :joker:

I love the Russian alphabet :love: there are 33 letters :amazed: what is it about it that scares you?! Or can you not explain?

[T*]

Oh god I think i'm going to have a mcdonalds babay

[Jack.]

..they probably love having you talk to them as well, is it an elderly people's care home..?...I really enjoyed listening to some stories they would tell of their younger days...

Yeah elderly care home. One of the female residents was telling me today that she loves Jeremy Kyle bless her. And another woman I was talking to was telling me about the war. She is 93 !!

[T*]

I love the Russian alphabet :love: there are 33 letters :amazed: what is it about it that scares you?! Or can you not explain?

I really don't know! I get scared of weird things. I have Trynophobia too, which is a really weird phobia. :)

[T*]

искусство - this is okay
искусство- This is not okay

[Ammi]

Like ees (as in east without the t) - kooss (like cous cous) - tva

iskusstva

...ees coostva...:love:...art is quite a blunt word, I think...the Russians say it so much better but don't tell them I said so....

[Ammi]

Yeah elderly care home. One of the female residents was telling me today that she loves Jeremy Kyle bless her. And another woman I was talking to was telling me about the war. She is 93 !!

...haha, I imagine that she shouts at the TV when Jeremy Kyle is on as well...and probably says he's a lovely young man..:laugh:..

[T*]

I'm scared of Georgian as well
ანბანი *shudders*

[AnnieK]

Zee...you should create a thread and teach us all Russian :amazed:

[Z]

Maybe I will :amazed:

я люблю тебя - I love you - Ya lyublyu tebya :amazed:

[Ammi]

...zee Russia apprecaition thread...

[T*]

I'd be happy to but if you put it in the font impact i'll run away

[AnnieK]

Maybe I will :amazed:

я люблю тебя - I love you - Ya lyublyu tebya :amazed:

Can you break down the pronunciation too please (demanding pupil)

[Kate!]

Ya lyublyu tebya all you Loungers :lovedup:

[Jack.]

...haha, I imagine that she shouts at the TV when Jeremy Kyle is on as well...and probably says he's a lovely young man..:laugh:..

Yeah they do say that :hugesmile:

[Z]

Can you break down the pronunciation too please (demanding pupil)

Of course :D

я люблю тебя - I love you

Ya lyublyu (ю = yu, but when you say the word altogether it sounds like lu because it's difficult to say that quite quickly, so...) lu (as in going to the loo) blu (as in the colour blue) teb (like table without the -le) ya

Ya lyublyu tebya

[Jack.]

Почему все говорят по-русски сегодня?

[Z]

Почему все говорят по-русски сегодня?

я изучаю!

[Vanessa]

:suspect:

[Jack.]

я изучаю!

Я тоже. но я учусь на перевод :joker:

[T*]

Just got 40 on FlapMMO :amazed:

[T*]

Дважды два равняется влагалище

[Jack.]

:suspect:

что это вопрос Ванесса?

[Vanessa]

что это вопрос Ванесса?

:grin2:

[Jack.]

Дважды два равняется влагалище

один плюс один равняется анальный секс

[Ammi]

...мои резиновые сапоги не нравится лужи...:idc:..

[T*]

Как вы так свободно владеет русским Грег, я попытался узнать французском и испанском языках, но бросил, когда я сделал свои варианты gcse. Русский будет так трудно учиться!

[Jake.]

what

[T*]

...мои резиновые сапоги не нравится лужи...:idc:..глупо амми, что бы я сказал вам, о прыжках в лужах?

[reece(:]

Greg, are you becoming the 3rd member of t.a.t.u? :amazed:

[Vanessa]

I feel like i've stepped in the twilight zone! :joker:

[Natalie.]

confused