2014 TiBB Lounge™

[Glenn.]

ok how do you do it without italicizing a letter? :suspect:

[HD]

Glenn you ****ing ******

[Glenn.]

Glenn you ****ing ******

Shut the **** up you dirty little rats ****

[Glenn.]

:amazed:

[HD]

reported

[Glenn.]

It's actually against the rules to ignore the swear filter. I'm stopping.

[HD]

fanny

[Glenn.]

Pussy'ole

[HD]

the word pussy is ****ing vile. i hate it so much.

[Glenn.]

ikr

[Kate!]

**** you all!

[T*]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mvU6X9T2nn4/UKZr7y8uFbI/AAAAAAAAIlE/RlgT1GGcvVg/s1600/paddington-bear-bag-blue.jpg
KIDS LOOK lTS TWATTINGTON BEAR

[Jack.]

**** you all!

Oh piss off Kate :hugesmile:

[T*]

**** you all!

Rude

[Glenn.]

Well thats not ****ing nice Kate D:

[HD]

**** you all!

ex-****ing-scuse me

[King Gizzard]

''turkey and chicken microwaveable cheeseburger''

I don't like the sound of this

[Kate!]

ex-****ing-scuse me

Aka ****ing Scuse me!! :fist:

[T*]

''turkey and chicken microwaveable cheeseburger''

I don't like the sound of this

Risk it

[Glenn.]

''turkey and chicken microwaveable cheeseburger''

I don't like the sound of this

http://i.imgur.com/vm1GevO.jpg

[Kate!]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mvU6X9T2nn4/UKZr7y8uFbI/AAAAAAAAIlE/RlgT1GGcvVg/s1600/paddington-bear-bag-blue.jpg
KIDS LOOK lTS TWATTINGTON BEAR

:laugh3:

[HD]

Aka ****ing Scuse me!! :fist:

I don't like your attitude ya cheeky little bitch

[HD]

(ily really)

[T*]

EURGH I can't stop coughing, hate this flu

[Kate!]

http://i.imgur.com/vm1GevO.jpg

:joker:

[Z]

''turkey and chicken microwaveable cheeseburger''

I don't like the sound of this

Nathan that's the dodgiest most offensive thing on this page

[Z]

Nathan that's the dodgiest most offensive thing on the last page

[Jack.]

EURGH I can't stop coughing, hate this flu

Oh shut the **** up :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

I don't like your attitude ya cheeky little bitch

Yeah....well..... Go sit on a washing machine!

(ily really)

Ily2 :love:

[Jack.]

Only joking Tom :joker:

[HD]

Yeah....well..... Go sit on a washing machine!



Ily2 :love:

with pleasure :evilgrin:

[HD]

I'm loving The Lounge tonight :D

[Glenn.]

I love how we're all just abusing each other and Nathan is worried about his cheeseburger.

[Kate!]

Nathan that's the dodgiest most offensive thing on the last page

Thank god you weren't here for the washing machine posts Zee. Sheer filth!

[Glenn.]

It's been pretty filthy in here all day :umm2:

[Kate!]

I love how we're all just abusing each other and Nathan is worried about his cheeseburger.

Cheeseburgers :love:

[HD]

Nothing to do with me, at all.

[Jack.]

It's been pretty filthy in here all day :umm2:

The arsehole story this morning :umm2:

[Glenn.]

This dude on embarrassing bodies is quite good looking. But he has a broken penis.

[Kate!]

It's been pretty filthy in here all day :umm2:

I blame Jim

[HD]

The arsehole story this morning :umm2:

I love stories about Glenn :love:

[Glenn.]

he had purple hair though.

[HD]

Judi James is ****ing annoying and she looks like a foot.

[Kate!]

Purple shmurple

[T*]

http://www.brackenbankstores.co.uk/acatalog/buttons.jpg

[HD]

cuda :amazed:

[King Gizzard]

Was actually pretty good, was a 2 pack so might whip out the second one

If the description wasn't upsetting enough on it's own, they're from Lidl as well, think I might have just ate anteater or something

[Glenn.]

I wish your stomach the best of luck Nigel

[Kate!]

Don't do it Nathan, step away from the cheeseburger.

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/cOA1udp.gif

:flutter:

[Z]

There are so many posts I want to reply to on this page

[Natalie.]

:smug:

[King Gizzard]

****ing reply to them then you ****ing **** ****er ****

[T*]

Was actually pretty good, was a 2 pack so might whip out the second one

If the description wasn't upsetting enough on it's own, they're from Lidl as well, think I might have just ate anteater or something

:umm2: Eating microwaveable chicken from lidl is like using a condom your arch nemesis gave you whilst he had a sharp pencil in his hand.

[HD]

http://i.imgur.com/cOA1udp.gif

:flutter:

seriously? what's the ****ing point

[HD]

****ing reply to them then you ****ing **** ****er ****

reported irl

[Natalie.]

are you ok

[Glenn.]

It's obviously hanging inside the u bend HD :flutter:

[HD]

:amazed:

[Kate!]

Natalie :love: come and join the madness. Insult HD and Glenn.

[Glenn.]

I dare you :devil:

[HD]

:(

[Z]

****ing reply to them then you ****ing **** ****er ****

no, shan't, can't make me

[T*]

Ew imagine all the poo particles from past toilet visits sticking to his shlong

[Z]

If I had money to spare I would totally go get hair lasered off

[HD]

Ew imagine all the poo particles from past toilet visits sticking to his shlong

i'd still sit on it prob.

[Z]

Oh for a second there I was worried I'd have the most disgusting post on the page there but thankfully Cuda came to the rescue

[Glenn.]

Ew imagine all the poo particles from past toilet visits sticking to his shlong

what the **** is wrong with you?

[Kate!]

Ew imagine all the poo particles from past toilet visits sticking to his shlong

Marc, is that you?

[Kate!]

:laugh2: I'm watching BOTS and they keep showing Lionel saying suck my dick!

[Glenn.]

Greg were you nervous teaching the kids today?

[T*]

I'm sorry that I don't like penis that has been dunked into toilet water... :idc:

[HD]

I can't believe Lesley Joseph is still alive

[Glenn.]

i'd still sit on it prob.

Find me someone that wouldn't.

[Natalie.]

Natalie :love: come and join the madness. Insult HD and Glenn.

Can't think of anything :angel::laugh:

[Glenn.]

I'm sorry that I don't like penis that has been dunked into toilet water... :idc:

Get a ****ing grip on yourself man

[Z]

Greg were you nervous teaching the kids today?

Nah they were all at that stage where they're still cute and only a tiny bit cheeky, it would have been a nightmare if they were a year older I think, soooo many kids to deal with over the course of the day, had the entire year group so around 200 kids... :o

[T*]

Get a ****ing grip on yourself man


He's still hot though

[Z]

Zac Efron's too pretty to be hot

[HD]

no zee.

[Kate!]

Can't think of anything :angel::laugh:

Try :devil:

[Glenn.]

Nah they were all at that stage where they're still cute and only a tiny bit cheeky, it would have been a nightmare if they were a year older I think, soooo many kids to deal with over the course of the day, had the entire year group so around 200 kids... :o

200 kids D:

Well done Mr Greg :love:

[Kate!]

Glad you enjoyed it Zee :)

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/mZ4qojo.jpg

take me now :flutter:

[HD]

Try :devil:

you're encouraging bullying n stuff, am telling on you

[Glenn.]

lets tell on them to nathan

[HD]

thats a v. gd idea. well dun

[Kate!]

Bloody grasses

[T*]

We nd 2 repurtt bulyin s sun as wee si itt

[Glenn.]

wat

[T*]

THE LOVEHONEY ADVERTS ON SHlELD YOUR EYES

[HD]

am ded sad

[T*]

you're encouraging bullying n stuff, am telling on you

GUD finkin

[King Gizzard]

lets tell on them to nathan

you're talking as if I'm a responsible adult/mod here

[Glenn.]

:joker::joker:

[Kate!]

you're talking as if I'm a responsible adult/mod here

Daddy bear in da house (well Lounge)

[King Gizzard]

Sometimes I forget I am not 18 anymore

[Glenn.]

I forgot about being 18 years ago. I'm nearly dead now.

[Kate!]

Omg Glenn

[HD]

I'm dead but I won't lie down.

[Glenn.]

I'll be amazed if I reach 40 tbh

[Kate!]

Rusty Lee has a proper dirty laugh.

[HD]

Rustie Lee is an annoying ****

[Kate!]

I'll be amazed if I reach 40 tbh

Quality over quantity

[Kate!]

Rustie Lee is an annoying ****

She was on BOTS. :bored: talked a load of rubbish.

[HD]

stupid bitch im gonna HIT her

[HD]

who's on twitter, i wanna follow new people

[Z]

who's on twitter, i wanna follow new people

I've never been one to follow the crowd

usually just lone females

[King Gizzard]

Think I would annoy people with football talk I am afraid

[Kate!]

who's on twitter, i wanna follow new people

I'm on Twitter but I cba with it.

[Kate!]

I find it boring :(

[HD]

I've never been one to follow the crowd

usually just lone females
:umm2:
I'm on Twitter but I cba with it.

who the **** asked you :S

[Z]

I'm going to bed good night beautiful people xxx

[HD]

kate get out right now >: (

[T*]

I know this sounds really weird but sometimes I wonder if my life is real or it's just some weird tv show like the Truman show. It's a weird weird thought.

[Kate!]

:umm2:


who the **** asked you :S

:bawling:

Nathaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[HD]

I'm going to bed good night beautiful people xxx

:love: night

[HD]

:bawling:

Nathaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

:hehe:

[Kate!]

Night Zeelicious xoxo

[Kate!]

:hehe:

I've gone off you now :hmph:

[T*]

Night Xee

[King Gizzard]

Walter Mitty today, better be good fam

[HD]

I've gone off you now :hmph:

D:!

NEVER

[Kate!]

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Thought that was Sam Faiers for a minute in HD's avatar, was about to congratulate you on supporting a fantastically entertaining housemate

[T*]

!i!i!i!i!i!i

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/9e2MFLP.gif

[HD]

Thought that was Sam Faiers for a minute in HD's avatar, was about to congratulate you on supporting a fantastically entertaining housemate

That is so insulting to think my Linn is that rotten Sam. SHAME ON YOU

[T*]

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[T*]

I was just testing something out then :hehe:

[HD]

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poor glenn :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Anyone that says someone hasn't got a penis, hasn't got one themselves. :smug:

[Kate!]

Cuda you're vicious D:

[T*]

Anyone that says someone hasn't got a penis, hasn't got one themselves. :smug:

That's just what people say to you to make you feel good :smug:

[Kate!]

http://i.imgur.com/9e2MFLP.gif

:hugesmile:

[HD]

SLAPS MY BiG FAT COCK IN KATES FACE.

xXx BOOM! TURKEY SLAP xXx

[Glenn.]

That's just what people say to you to make you feel good :smug:

Maybe you should stop worrying about my penis. Aren't you about to hit puberty. I'd check your junk, what you have won't get any bigger :smug:

[T*]

SLAPS MY BiG FAT COCK IN KATES FACE.

xXx BOOM! TURKEY SLAP xXx

You've already sexually assaulted a washing machine today, don't try anything on the lovely Kate :nono:

[Kate!]

SLAPS MY BiG FAT COCK IN KATES FACE.

xXx BOOM! TURKEY SLAP xXx

This is because I said I've gone off you isn't it?

Le sigh.

- brandishes carving knife -

[T*]

Maybe you should stop worrying about my penis. Aren't you about to hit puberty. I'd check your junk, what you have won't get any bigger :smug:

You're talking about a 13 year olds junk. :joker:

[HD]

You're talking about a 13 year olds junk.

Run cuda, RUN

[Glenn.]

You're talking about a 13 year olds junk. :joker:

Your lesson is simple. Stop talking about things you don't understand and
http://i.imgur.com/jOZVYmP.gif

[T*]

Run cuda, RUN

Don't worry, I've got this covered.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/HangmenHeaven/Response%20Face/Hansen_blank_background.jpg
(He's waiting for Glenn)

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/CY35tL9.gif

[HD]

omg :laugh3:

[HD]

i'm going to bed.

night everyone, much love n stuff <3 XOXOXOXO

[T*]

I'm off as well, night everybody x

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/AgWgAqH.gif

[Kate!]

Night Elliot :love:

Night Cuda :love:

[Jack.]

Hey Kate
Hello Glenn

[Kyle]

I can see the lounge has really let itself go recently.

[Glenn.]

Hey Jack.

and Kyle I suppose. Even though you came in and insulted us :idc:

[Kate!]

Hey Kate
Hello Glenn

Hey Quiz team mate

[Kyle]

Hey Jack.

and Kyle I suppose. Even though you came in and insulted us :idc:

:hugesmile: Hello Glenn how's it going?

[Jack.]

I need to be up at 7 tomorrow but I'm not one bit tired. Hate having to spend nearly an hour three mornings a week on a bus with a load of chavs and smackheads.

[Glenn.]

:hugesmile: Hello Glenn how's it going?

Same old. How's you?

[Jack.]

Hey Quiz team mate

How you been :)

[Glenn.]

I need to be up at 7 tomorrow but I'm not one bit tired. Hate having to spend nearly an hour three mornings a week on a bus with a load of chavs and smackheads.

Spray them with aftershave and run when you get to your stop.

[Kate!]

I need to be up at 7 tomorrow but I'm not one bit tired. Hate having to spend nearly an hour three mornings a week on a bus with a load of chavs and smackheads.

:(

Right I'm off now.

Night chaps.

[Kate!]

How you been :)

Oh just saw this.... Yep am good.

X

[Jessica.]

I just tried proper salami for the first time, it's delicious! :amazed:

[Kyle]

Same old. How's you?

Alright thanks.

This place is raunchier than I remember. :hugesmile:

[Jack.]

Spray them with aftershave and run when you get to your stop.

My stop is the last stop :bawling: . The worse ones are the BO smelling ones. They make me feel sick.

[Jack.]

I just tried proper salami for the first time, it's delicious! :amazed:

I've never tried them, what do they taste like?

[Jessica.]

I've never tried them, what do they taste like?

It's delicious, it's smoked pork so it has the salty flavour and slightly oily, but it has beautiful smokiness, it's hard to explain, I had it with mature cheddar, a great combination! :amazed:
It was this one. :joker:
http://www.windau.de/uploads/pics/Aldi_UK_Plain_Salami_01.png

[Jack.]

It's delicious, it's smoked pork so it has the salty flavour and slightly oily, but it has beautiful smokiness, it's hard to explain, I had it with mature cheddar, a great combination! :amazed:
It was this one. :joker:
http://www.windau.de/uploads/pics/Aldi_UK_Plain_Salami_01.png

Oh I don't think I would like it, don't really like smoked meats.

[Jack.]

I'm off now,

Night all :)

[Ammi]

I'm off now,

Night all :)

..night Jack..

[Ammi]

..morning Annie..:love:...you've just missed Jack, he's just gone to bed...

[Drew.]

I only got up to say hi to Jack, just missed him.

[Ammi]

..he stayed awake as long as he could but sleepiness got the better of him..he left you a mug of cocoa on the kitchen bench before he went to bed though...good old Jack, ever the thoughtful person...

[Drew.]

What a nice chap

[AnnieK]

Morning Ammi and Drew...:love:

Drew, how are the tennis withdrawals going?

[Drew.]

Heyyy Annie. It's going terrible, I can't even go out and play tennis either because its too cold. The summer needs to hurry up.

[Ammi]

..I don't think enough people play ping pong these days...

[Drew.]

I do!!! I have a table downstairs and its really really fun

[Ammi]

..I've just started to play it at work..pong ping, pong ping..there's something quite soothing in that..


..I used to play it with my brothers when I was younger as well, but they were a bit too competitive..death by ping pong ball was never what the rules were about...

[AnnieK]

I played ping pong on holiday a few years ago...I didn't realise how hard it is and how fast that little ball travels....I got some serious ex rise...retrieving the ball when I missed it :laugh:

So you do play tennis Drew? I've not played for years but I did used to love it. Go play squash....that's a great stress reliever.

[Drew.]

It's soothing because there's no running around or sweat involved.. For a lazy person like me it perfect. (I'm not saying you're lazy :smug:)

I've gotta go, have a good day chaps :love:

[Drew.]

I played ping pong on holiday a few years ago...I didn't realise how hard it is and how fast that little ball travels....I got some serious ex rise...retrieving the ball when I missed it :laugh:

So you do play tennis Drew? I've not played for years but I did used to love it. Go play squash....that's a great stress reliever.

I do! Every summer 2 or 3 times a week. It is the only sport I stuck at and actually improved at, I love it :) I've only ever played squash a couple of times and it was fun.. Anything involving bats/rackets and a ball is fun!

[Kate!]

I feel really sick.

[Ammi]

I feel really sick.

...awww..:hug:..that sucks..(I can't give you any more sympathy than that atm because I'm late for work..)...but sleep will help with that, young lady..I don't think that you get enough...ok, I'm off..you take care, ok....

[Marc]

Kate you can raid my mothers medicine cabinet for all her goodies

[Kate!]

Thanks guys :love:

I feel so rotten - sick headache, horrible taste in mouth, and all woozy. I've slept for nearly 6 hours which is rare.

[AnnieK]

Oh no Kate....there's so much going around at the moment. I don't think I know anyone who actually feels 100% ATM :hug:

[HD]

KATE :hug:

Morning everyone! :love:

[Kate!]

Morning HD my fellow Elliot lover :hug:

I'm still tucked up in bed, fell back asleep. Feel slightly better.

[HD]

Morning HD my fellow Elliot lover :hug:

I'm still tucked up in bed, fell back asleep. Feel slightly better.

The TiBB Plague
January 2014

Never forget, we will rebuild.

[Natalie.]

Aw Kate :( I don't feel well either today

[HD]

I've recovered and now y'all are ill...
Nothing to do with me :smug:


:hug:

[T*]

Morning

[T*]

I've recovered and now y'all are ill...
Nothing to do with me :smug:


:hug:

You lucky bastard :joker: I'm still ill

[HD]

You lucky bastard :joker: I'm still ill

http://i.imgur.com/6cBJACF.gif

[Z]

My hair looks crap and I don't know what to do with it

[HD]

shave it all off D:

[Natalie.]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8da547104c7be737413a025ab3520ea2/tumblr_mzq54kcqPi1qj30m9o5_400.gif

[Z]

shave it all off D:

I got it cut only a week ago but the guy didn't cut enough off the top so now it looks stupid if I style it and it looks stupid if I don't do anything

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/QhcLk3g.png

[Natalie.]

Looks how I feel :laugh:

[Kate!]

Ruff!

I think I'm dying....

[HD]

Die quietly, gorrrrr!!

[Kate!]

:hmph:

- comes back and haunts -

[T*]

Aww TiBBs censored **** :(

[Jesus.]

Aww TiBBs censored **** :(

Yes, Cuda it is, don't break the swear filter

[AnnieK]

http://i.imgur.com/v6TYujL.jpg

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[T*]

Sorry Niamh :(

[Ammi]

My hair looks crap and I don't know what to do with it

..shave it and be Karl..:amazed:...



..morning/afternoon everyone...:love:..

[Glenn.]

Afternoon

[HD]

hiya.

[Ammi]

..yo...

[AnnieK]

hello hello hello :love:

[Ammi]

..watcha...

[Glenn.]

:amazed:

http://i.imgur.com/e9uecQp.jpg

[Kate!]

:fist: I am having a bad day.

[Glenn.]

Time of the month?

[HD]

I'm off to the gym, also for a good ol' perv.

TOODLES

[Ammi]

..for a split second there, I thought that said 'I'm having a baby..'...awww, yeah, the TV thing sucks...

[Ammi]

I'm off to the gym, also for a good ol' perv.

TOODLES

...toodle ooo....

[Glenn.]

Take pictures HD :amazed:

[Kate!]

Time of the month?

no, our telly won't work.

- throws things -

[Ammi]

..Kate, try phoning one of the repair people in your area, they'll probably be able to advise you just on you explaining what happened with it....

[Ammi]

..or you could throw things at it, whatever, that would probably work either...

[Vanessa]

I have to go to Asda. I have no food left. :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Just throw the telly. Don't break more things by throwing them at the telly.

[Kate!]

..Kate, try phoning one of the repair people in your area, they'll probably be able to advise you just on you explaining what happened with it....

just going to phone one up now.

..or you could throw things at it, whatever, that would probably work either...

:hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

My tv is so old it's a miracle it's still working. The sound does go down somwtimes. I just hit it, then it;s fine. :joker:

[Ammi]

I have to go to Asda. I have no food left. :laugh:

..you'll need provisions for the final tonight..:amazed:...

[Glenn.]

I'm really excited for the final. Haven't been excited for a final in god knows how long

[Vanessa]

..you'll need provisions for the final tonight..:amazed:...

I need to get some drinks in. Beer! Wine! :dance:

[Vanessa]

I'm really excited for the final. Haven't been excited for a final in god knows how long

As long as Sam doesn't win i don't mind who does. :hugesmile:

[Glenn.]

That's not what you was saying on last years civilian series :D

[Glenn.]

Oh wait yes you was

[Glenn.]

You supported dexter :facepalm:

[Vanessa]

Oh wait yes you was

Ugh! Sam was the worse winner ever. I wanted Dexter or Gina. :fist:

[Ammi]

I need to get some drinks in. Beer! Wine! :dance:


..and maybe a bit of pizza as well..?...

[Vanessa]

You supported dexter :facepalm:

I liked Gina as well.

[Glenn.]

Gina>

[Vanessa]

..and maybe a bit of pizza as well..?...

I had that yesteday. Might go for some fish instead. :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

I was going to have wine tonight, but I am not bothering now, cos I still feel like ****.

[Vanessa]

I was going to have wine tonight, but I am not bothering now, cos I still feel like ****.

You could watch CBB online, Kate. On the website.

[Glenn.]

I might have a little drink tonight :amazed:

[Vanessa]

I might have a little drink tonight :amazed:

Who do you think is going to win, Glenn? I think Jim or Ollie. :amazed:

[Glenn.]

Who do you think is going to win, Glenn? I think Jim or Ollie. :amazed:


I have a horrible feeling Dappy will win.

I really want Luisa to get it.

[Vanessa]

I have a horrible feeling Dappy will win.

I really want Luisa to get it.

I don't mind Dappy or Luisa. They're great housemates. They all are, but not Sam. :joker:

[AnnieK]

That's not what you was saying on last years civilian series :D

Oh wait yes you was

You supported dexter :facepalm:

Come on Glenn....get it together man

[Glenn.]

I've had a long day :inamood:

[Vanessa]

I'll see you later, everyone. I'm off to Asda. :douf:

[Jessica.]

Another horrid day. :bored:

[Glenn.]

Why?