2014 TiBB Lounge™

[Glenn.]

It's salty Cuda. Very Salty. Unless you eat a lot of pineapple then its sweet, apparently.

[Jack.]

Cuda. You're filthy for 13 years of age! D:

I was never that filthy at 13.

[T*]

Cuda. You're filthy for 13 years of age! D:

Am maturrr 4 m ag!!1

[Jake.]

Are we seriously talking about eating your own Semen :yuk:

Yeah, that Glenn's a dirty *****

[Glenn.]

I was :creep:

[Jack.]

It's salty Cuda. Very Salty. Unless you eat a lot of pineapple then its sweet, apparently.

What about if you eat a lot of bananas. :joker:

[Glenn.]

What is happening with the site. Its being really slow and making me look a fool

[Jack.]

Yeah, that Glenn's a dirty *****

Yeah we all know Glenn is a dirty ***** :hugesmile:

[Glenn.]

It looks like I just said I was actually a ***** after Jakes post.

[Jake.]

What is happening with the site. Its being really slow and making me look a fool

That's not due to the site

[Glenn.]

I'm a taken man :hmph:

How dare you!

[Glenn.]

That's not due to the site

har har har

[T*]

What is happening with the site. Its being really slow and making me look a fool

You're already a fool

[Kate!]

Right, mischief time. Pick someone who doesn't come in this thread and we'll all post Glenn's banana pic on their wall. :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Dont put it on Bens, he's a thirsty enough slut as it is.

[T*]

(Psst! Look at the calendar!)

[Kate!]

Yeah he's a tart

[Glenn.]

(Psst! Look at the calendar!)

http://i.imgur.com/D6lHlo1.gif

[Kate!]

You need to change kangaroos to goats

[Smithy]

y'all are nasty af

I don't post in a day and it's jizz central

disgusting

[Kate!]

Yes Smithy, they are bloody disgusting

[Glenn.]

Imagine how sticky jizz central would be :umm2:

[Glenn.]

It would be like someone made a jelly with the ocean :umm2:

[T*]

Imagine how sticky jizz central would be :umm2:

They wouldn't have to sell glue

[Jack.]

Imagine how sticky jizz central would be :umm2:

The smell aswell :umm2:

[Kate!]

Oh dear god.

Well I've just looked who's online that we could prank but there's nobody suitable. Nvm.

[T*]

It'd be like an uncooked omelette

[Glenn.]

Ew ok lets change the subject now. I'm feeling nauseous

[Jack.]

So what's everyone got planned for tomorrow?

[Z]

So what's everyone got planned for tomorrow?

I'm going to write my literature review for my dissertation D:

[Glenn.]

Zee just lurking whilst we discuss semen

[T*]

I'm going to write my literature review for my dissertation D:

Will your dissertation supervisor be there? :smug:

[Jack.]

I'm going to write my literature review for my dissertation D:

Good luck :hugesmile: . I'm going to get up 7:20 have a shower and then get the bus to college and then come on here at 10:00

[Glenn.]

What if I never see a picture of Zee dissertation supervisor http://i.imgur.com/iiluzFt.png

[Jack.]

Zee just lurking whilst we discuss semen

I've actually tried to get that much banana in my mouth but I started gagging half way down.

[Kate!]

I'm going to try and watch the first two episodes of Ja'mie.

[Smithy]

Who is Zee's dissertation supervisor

what is this obsession with him

[T*]

I've actually tried to get that much banana in my mouth but I started gagging half way down.

http://angryfeministkilljoy.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/you-tried-gold-star.png

[Kate!]

Apparently he's lush

[T*]

Who is Zee's dissertation supervisor

what is this obsession with him

Apparently
he's fit
he's on grindr
he probably smells nice

[Z]

Zee just lurking whilst we discuss semen

I was planning my summer travels :amazed:

Will your dissertation supervisor be there? :smug:

Staaaaahhhhp

What if I never see a picture of Zee dissertation supervisor http://i.imgur.com/iiluzFt.png

Who is Zee's dissertation supervisor

what is this obsession with him

I honestly don't know Smithy, I don't know why this has become a thing

[Smithy]

oh, and why won't greg post a picture?

[Kate!]

I love a man who smells nice, I was sat behind one on the bus the other day and his aftershave/scent was fit.

[Jack.]

There is this lad that I meet in college a couple of months ago. He is so lush. He is half Italian. Olive skin. Jet black hair and a bit of stubble

[Glenn.]

I've actually tried to get that much banana in my mouth but I started gagging half way down.

It takes a lot of practice to reach pro level.

[T*]

oh, and why won't greg post a picture?

Because he's madly in love with him and wants him for himself

[Jack.]

It takes a lot of practice to reach pro level.

Will have to get more bananas in then :joker:

[Glenn.]

Because he's madly in love with him and wants him for himself

This is my suspicion too tbh

[Smithy]

greg let me see him just to annoy glenn :amazed:

[Kate!]

Zee you have been rumbled

[Z]

I'm not going to post a picture because that's really creepy and he's in education so he probably Googles himself quite a lot and/or has other people Googling him to find his work and the last thing I want is him finding a picture of himself on here!

[Glenn.]

Will have to get more bananas in then :joker:

Yes.....bananas.....

http://i.imgur.com/7xwdOWK.gif

[T*]

Can you PM me a pic zee :amazed:

[Kate!]

Yes that's fair - Zee has enough calamities without this. :eek:

[T*]

maybe this whole story was a lie and zee just wanted attention

[Jack.]

Yes.....bananas.....

http://i.imgur.com/7xwdOWK.gif

Well darling I'm not going to be getting anything else long in my mouth :hugesmile:

[T*]

I'm off to bed :love:

[Jack.]

I'm off to bed :love:

Night Tom :)

[Z]

I'm not PMing anyone a picture!! :joker:

[Kate!]

Night SWC.

[Jack.]

I'm off to bed now. Night all you dirty *****s :joker:

[Z]

I'm trying to find out how much a ferry from St Petersburg to Lubeck in Germany would cost to see if hypothetically it would be feasible

[Smithy]

are you going with your dissertation supervisor :flutter:

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Glenn.]

I hate my sisters ex boyfriend so much.

[Glenn.]

I've never felt this much hatred for someone before. I like it.

[Z]

are you going with your dissertation supervisor :flutter:

:nono:

I'm going to Tver to study for two weeks in July; I don't know how long I'll be granted a visa for but I would quite like to see Moscow and St Petersburg before I leave Russia, and because St Petersburg is connected to the Baltic Sea, I could take a ferry across the Baltic Sea to Germany and then fly back from there.

[Glenn.]

Just go to Butlins

[Z]

Just go to Butlins

:joker:

[Z]

There's a direct Aberdeen - Riga flight, maybe I could go from St Petersburg to Riga

[Glenn.]

Greg why don't you just choose the easiest way?

[HD]

my milk tastes nice apparently, might have a guzzle tomorrow

[Smithy]

D:

[HD]

hiya everyone btw <3

[Glenn.]

my milk tastes nice apparently, might have a guzzle tomorrow

D:

[Z]

Greg why don't you just choose the easiest way?

Well, there isn't an easiest way; and I don't know how long I'll be able to stay for yet so at this point in time all I can really do is investigate all the potential routes home, figure out what would be best and then when I know more I can make an informed decision. Also depends on costs etc.

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/yhmKCxz.gif

[Kate!]

HD's milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard I see.

Sorry - had to say it! :pipe:

Good morning Ammi :love:

[Ammi]

..morning Kate..:love:...what's the plan for today..?..

[Kate!]

Got to go to my mums house and sort more stuff out. Estate Agents coming on Wednesday to take pics for their website. It will feel absolutely horrible. :(

[AnnieK]

Morning Ammi, Kate :love:

That sounds a tough day Kate :hug:

[Ammi]

..:hug:..yeah, these things have to be done, I know Kate..is there anyone/a friend who could go with you for the Estate Agents coming..?..

[Ammi]

..Annie..:love:...I know you have work today, but TOMORROW..:amazed:..

[Ammi]

..I'm on half term as well Annie, so we can play all day...

[Kate!]

Josh will be with me, he's off college this week. But yes it'll be sad :(

On a brighter note, now I've got a solicitor involved, my brother and the bitch are having to co-operate with things. They've demanded mums telly and sofas though (they paid for them) I said take them then. Grasping bastards. Makes my blood boil.

[Ammi]

..I understand Kate, I really do but it's only a TV and sofa, if it means that much to them, then let them have them as you're doing..you know what's important and what isn't and especially what's important to you..'stuff' doesn't last forever/it breaks/it wears out etc ..it really isn't important but maybe to some people it is because it's something they can focus their emotions on ...

[Ammi]

..anyway, on a much brighter note, it's good that you're finally getting the house sorted out and on the market and hopefully it'll sell soon and there might be a nice holiday or something..(thread from you coming..)...something special that your mum would have loved for you...

[AnnieK]

..Annie..:love:...I know you have work today, but TOMORROW..:amazed:..

:mad: Mondays should be banned!

Although, for this week only Tuesday is the new Monday!! :amazed:

[Kate!]

They want to sell them :bored: they've already got a buyer lined up for the furniture. They are truly disgusting and after everything's sorted and done, I have no brother as far as I'm concerned. They've said and done some truly awful things, to me, to my Josh, and trampled all over my mums memories. No respect whatsoever. He should be damned ashamed.

:fist:

Plus they are still refusing to let mums ashes be buried.
Yes I'm thinking of a holiday for us later this year, god knows it'll do us good.

[Ammi]

..yeah, Tuesday is so much smarter than Monday this week, Annie...you would only spend today shaking away Sunday anyway but tomorrow you can properly enjoy it without any Sunday leftovers...Tuesdays..:lovedup:...

[Ammi]

They want to sell them :bored: they've already got a buyer lined up for the furniture. They are truly disgusting and after everything's sorted and done, I have no brother as far as I'm concerned. They've said and done some truly awful things, to me, to my Josh, and trampled all over my mums memories. No respect whatsoever. He should be damned ashamed.

:fist:

Plus they are still refusing to let mums ashes be buried.
Yes I'm thinking of a holiday for us later this year, god knows it'll do us good.

..I think that they will have things that they will have to live with and just let them, Kate...you will always have your mum in your heart and your memories and when the house is sold, it will mean you and Josh will be able to do good things and create lovely memories also, which is something that you know your mum would want for you...don't let anything that anyone else does..(even if it's family..)..shade your heart ....

[Ammi]

..I'm so tired, I can't really believe how tired I am..:yawnsmiley:..

[Kate!]

You need a good long relaxing week Ammi. :hug:

[Marc]

Two days off work and I'm boooorrrreeeeeddddd... wish I was at work

[Lee.]

Morning all :)

[Marc]

Morning all :)

Where have you been

[Lee.]

Where have you been

When? Yesterday?

[Marc]

Every single day

[Kate!]

Morning Lee morning Marc :love:

What you got planned this rainy Monday then?

[Jake.]

The thirsty still continuing their fight to sneak a peak at Greg's dissertation supervisor

[Kate!]

Morning Jake :love:

[Natalie.]

Morning

[Lee.]

Every single day
I've been in Sochi
Morning Lee morning Marc :love:

What you got planned this rainy Monday then?
Nowt :amazed: kids are back at school today and hubby is back at work, so I'm enjoying the peace and quiet before I have to go back to work tomorrow :eek:

[Marc]

Half term starts today for us, silly scots having different term times than us

[Lee.]

Half term starts today for us, silly scots having different term times than us

We don't have half term as such.. They were off wed, Thursday and Friday though.
And I agree with you! It's ridiculous that Scotland and England don't have the same school holidays.. Arranging get together a with family down south a total nightmare!

[Kate!]

I've been in Sochi

Nowt :amazed: kids are back at school today and hubby is back at work, so I'm enjoying the peace and quiet before I have to go back to work tomorrow :eek:

:amazed: sounds great. Have a pamper day :)

[Marc]

We don't have half term as such.. They were off wed, Thursday and Friday though.
And I agree with you! It's ridiculous that Scotland and England don't have the same school holidays.. Arranging get together a with family down south a total nightmare!

Just put your kids up in a hotel and leave them there.

[Jake.]

Morning y'all

[Kate!]

Time for toast I think.

[Kazanne]

Is this Chris Vine?
http://i.imgur.com/NmfomSs.jpg (http://imgur.com/NmfomSs)

[Glenn.]

Who's chris vine? :suspect:

[T*]

Hiya

[Kate!]

Do you mean Chris Pine Kaz?

And no that's not him. Not half as good looking :laugh:

[Lee.]

Is this Chris Vine?
http://i.imgur.com/NmfomSs.jpg (http://imgur.com/NmfomSs)

No, I think it's Cam Gigandet .. Not positive though.

He was in the first Twilight film and is really rather yummy.

Morning jake and morrissey :)

[Glenn.]

Yeah. Morning Lee :idc:

[T*]

Thanks Lee, good morning to you too. :idc:

[T*]

Ffs glenn

[Lee.]

Yeah. Morning Lee :idc:

Thanks Lee, good morning to you too. :idc:

:laugh:

Sorry.. Good morning to you both!

[Glenn.]

She ignored us both Cuda. We should whisper about her behind her back.

"Can you smell her vagina? It smells like something's died up there"

[Kazanne]

Who's chris vine? :suspect:

Lol,think it should be Pine:hugesmile:

[T*]

:laugh:

Sorry.. Good morning to you both!

:hmph: *mumbles good morning*

[Glenn.]

Vagina is such a funny word

[T*]

She ignored us both Cuda. We should whisper about her behind her back.

"Can you smell her vagina? It smells like something's died up there"

"I heard that she was sitting on a stool in Starbucks and her vagina gobbled it all up"

[Glenn.]

Lol,think it should be Pine:hugesmile:

:laugh:

No it's not Chris Pine. He's hot but not as hot as Chris Pine :idc:

[Kazanne]

No, I think it's Cam Gigandet .. Not positive though.

He was in the first Twilight film and is really rather yummy.

Morning jake and morrissey :)

Agh,someone sent it me last night but had no name,but he does look like Chris Pine ,gonna google it,whoever he is IS pretty fit:hugesmile:

[Lee.]

It's bloody Cam Gigandet!!!

[Kazanne]

It's bloody Cam Gigandet!!!

he's VERY nice Lee:hugesmile:

[Glenn.]

"I heard that she was sitting on a stool in Starbucks and her vagina gobbled it all up"

I hear their having to super glue their stools to the floor.

[Glenn.]

Calm down Lee. We know you're there ffs :bored:

[T*]

http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/rowan_atkinson/img/RowanAtkinson4.jpg
Is this Robert Pattinson? xox

[T*]

why u no talk

[Glenn.]

How is everybody on this fine morning anyway?

[T*]

How is everybody on this fine morning anyway?
Enjoying half term :amazed:
I get to traumatise you all, all week!

[Glenn.]

- puts on ignore-

[T*]

I hear their having to super glue their stools to the floor.

Her vagina gobbled up the superglue so it's no use

[Glenn.]

That's one ferocious vagina.

[T*]

I'm eating scrambled egg with toasted muffin and smoked salmon :lovedup:

[Glenn.]

Imma have a ham and cheese toastie :love:

[Lee.]

-ignores the slagging off of ones vagina-

Kazanne, he's beauuuuuutiful! :love:

[Kate!]

That'll be the banana

[Kate!]

Oops didn't see we'd gone on a new page ! Was replying to an earlier post ^ :(

Anyway.... No Kaz. It looks nowhere near as fit as Chris Pine :p

And the vagina smell will be banana.

[T*]

Well done to Kate's 1000th post in this thread!

[Ammi]

..is it wrong to eat cake for breakfast..well, I guess it's brunch really so that's ok...

[Glenn.]

There is never a wrong time to eat cake.

[Ammi]

..I love you Glenn, you say all the right things..:love:...


..IF IT'S WRONG, I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE RIGHT....

[Kate!]

There is never a wrong time to eat cake.

Ah yes! Truly a motto to live by :worship:

[Niamh.]

You can have your cake and eat it Ammi

[Glenn.]

Stop joining in Niamh :idc:

[Ammi]

..now that's just ridiculous, Niamh...stop that this minute....


...:laugh:..actually there is a bit more cake I could eat between lunch and dinner...

[Niamh.]

Sorry about that Glenn, i forgot about my superiority there for a minute :idc:

[Ammi]

..that's like the cake as well because it's one of those three colour/layer ones so I think you probably have a different colour depending on your superiority...Niamh would definitely be a top layer gal...

[Glenn.]

Sorry about that Glenn, i forgot about my superiority there for a minute :idc:

As long as you keep it in check, I don't see we will have further problems :idc:






:D how are you you dirty great mess? :love:

[Niamh.]

..that's like the cake as well because it's one of those three colour/layer ones so I think you probably have a different colour depending on your superiority...Niamh would definitely be a top layer gal...

:love:

I'm loving our new award :amazed:

As long as you keep it in check, I don't see we will have further problems :idc:






:D how are you you dirty great mess? :love:

Not too bad, I feel like I haven't been on the forum at all since we started the Pub Quiz :laugh: How are things with you?

[T*]

Niamh, didn't you read the sign? It clearly says "No old people" :smug:

[Ammi]

:love:

I'm loving our new award :amazed:



Not too bad, I feel like I haven't been on the forum at all since we started the Pub Quiz :laugh: How are things with you?

..oh yeah, I was just going to mention that to you as well...I think we look very smart...I love the shiny little number 7 in the middle...oh btw, I still have access to the tearooms but I might just keep it and pop in from time to time because I don't want any deleting going on....that deleting stuff is very overrated...

[T*]

:hehe:

[Glenn.]

I haven't got much news where I'm concerned.

I was sick this morning and thought I could be pregnant. I bought a test and the result was inconclusive so I've booked an appointment at the doctors.
I estimate I could be a few weeks gone at most.

[Glenn.]

-rubs belly maternally-

[T*]

You could call your baby "Serenity"

[Ammi]

...you're ok so long as you haven't got a craving for curry, Glenn but if you have then I'll start knotting...

[Niamh.]

..oh yeah, I was just going to mention that to you as well...I think we look very smart...I love the shiny little number 7 in the middle...oh btw, I still have access to the tearooms but I might just keep it and pop in from time to time because I don't want any deleting going on....that deleting stuff is very overrated...

aw i wish i had :( I wanted to have a look back over the threads after the quiz :'(

I haven't got much news where I'm concerned.

I was sick this morning and thought I could be pregnant. I bought a test and the result was inconclusive so I've booked an appointment at the doctors.
I estimate I could be a few weeks gone at most.

Congratulations, if it's a girl call her Niamh :')

[Ammi]

..or even knitting, I don't care, I should have just edited that post..

[Ammi]

..knot knot..

[Ammi]

aw i wish i had :( I wanted to have a look back over the threads after the quiz :'(



Congratulations, if it's a girl call her Niamh :')

..I wonder if I PM you the link from there, if you'll be able to view it..?..

[Jake.]

Knot

[Glenn.]

You could call your baby "Serenity"

What kind of ridiculous suggestion is this?

...you're ok so long as you haven't got a craving for curry, Glenn but if you have then I'll start knotting...

I've just eaten a patch of carpet. It seems my cravings are far from traditional. Are you going to knit my baby a nice bonnet? :amazed:

Congratulations, if it's a girl call her Niamh :')

See reply to Cuda :idc:

[Kate!]

Just call it after wherever it was conceived.

That seems to be a popular 'thing'

[T*]

What kind of ridiculous suggestion is this?



I've just eaten a patch of carpet. It seems my cravings are far from traditional. Are you going to knit my baby a nice bonnet? :amazed:



See reply to Cuda :idc:

Fine :hmph:
*googles ghetto names*
What about LaTeesha MayOnaisse

[Glenn.]

I can't call my child Bathroom Kate

[Niamh.]

..I wonder if I PM you the link from there, if you'll be able to view it..?..

Probably not, my access to there has been taken away so it would probably just say that I do not have permission to view that page or whatever

[Jake.]

So in Glenn's case, please welcome polishmansvan to the world, isn't she cute?

[Glenn.]

I've only slept with one polish man in my life and I wasn't impressed :idc:

[T*]

I wonder if Glenn will do Gender Equality parenting

[Kate!]

I can't call my child Bathroom Kate

D:

[Ammi]

Knot

..not knot..knit..:laugh:..

[Glenn.]

D:

:smug:

[Ammi]

I've only slept with one polish man in my life and I wasn't impressed :idc:

..he could have just been a tadpole and not a full pole..they're not quite as impressive...


http://blogs.abc.net.au/nt/images/2008/10/23/tadpole.jpg



..no, that didn't work at all...*backs away quietly *...

[Jake.]

..not knot..knit..:laugh:..

So it's not a knot? What if you need to knot a knot? Would you knot a knit or knit a knot?

[Kate!]

- gets Ammi to knit you a nice toilet seat cover to prevent chafing -

[Ammi]

So it's not a knot? What if you need to knot a knot? Would you knot a knit or knit a knot?

..you're knot funny..:joker:..(you are really..)...

[Kate!]

So it's not a knot? What if you need to knot a knot? Would you knot a knit or knit a knot?

You would not knot a knit. But you could knit a knot. Or not. :pipe:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Omg, I'm gunna join the Zombie society if i go to Exeter Uni

[Ammi]

..I'm actually laughing out loud at Jake's post...

[Jake.]

..I'm actually laughing out loud at Jake's post...

And that's knot a lie...

[MeMyselfAndI]

So it's not a knot? What if you need to knot a knot? Would you knot a knit or knit a knot?

********

[Ammi]

And that's knot a lie...


...HUSH UP...:laugh:..stupid typos...

[Ammi]

********

..I'll knit one of those for you when I've finished knitting the hat for Glenn's new baby...

[Glenn.]

..I'll knit one of those for you when I've finished knitting the hat for Glenn's new baby...

Neutral colours please Ammi. I'm not finding out what it's going to be.

[Ammi]

Neutral colours please Ammi. I'm not finding out what it's going to be.

..I was thinking this one for the mornings when he goes to ballet..

http://www.afuntab.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Funny-Baby-Hats-11-300x300.jpg

..and then after lunch when you're teaching him to pillage villages..


http://img1.etsystatic.com/007/0/5869111/il_570xN.371221293_j5qo.jpg

[Glenn.]

Perfect Ammi :lovedup:

[HD]

My baby is gonna be called Laundrette III

[Glenn.]

I just hung a load of washing out for the first time this year \o/ #thingsbritishpeoplegetexcitedabout

[Ammi]

..whatever happened to Launderette I and Launderette II, HD..?..

[HD]

..whatever happened to Launderette I and Launderette II, HD..?..

Faulty, sent them back to Littlewoods :hmph: (in care basically)

[Glenn.]

:umm2:

[HD]

cry somemore

[Kate!]

Great sob story HD, apply for X factor :D

Can you sing?

[Ammi]

Faulty, sent them back to Littlewoods :hmph: (in care basically)

..HD having a clean out..:whistle:..

[T*]

Just bought some slippers from Matalan which were my size and they dont fit properly :(

[Ammi]

...awwww, you can take them back and change them, Tom...annoying though...

[HD]

..HD having a clean out..:whistle:..
:laugh: useless kids anyway
Great sob story HD, apply for X factor :D

Can you sing?
No chance :joker:

[Z]

Literature Review
The concepts of trust and solidarity


My dissertation work is going well so far. That is all I have written.

[Jake.]

Winner right there

[Kate!]

Literature Review
The concepts of lust and sodomy.

D:

[T*]

Literature Review
The concepts of trust and solidarity


My dissertation work is going well so far. That is all I have written.

Stop thinking about your dissertation supervisor and do your work! Procrastinator...

[T*]

At least I got some good loungewear from Matalan :love:

[Z]

I've written 87 words :amazed: time for a break of course

[Jake.]

The woman from the job/apprenticeship called and I missed it, I tried calling back and she wasn't there and I don't want to ring again ahh

[Ammi]

..have a Kit Kat, Zee..:amazed:...


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66hg6bCEI1ry6q7so1_250.gif

[Ammi]

The woman from the job/apprenticeship called and I missed it, I tried calling back and she wasn't there and I don't want to ring again ahh

..will you have to wait until tomorrow now, Jake..?..why don't you want to call back again...

[Jake.]

..will you have to wait until tomorrow now, Jake..?..why don't you want to call back again...

She left a voicemail asking to call her back, I dunno I'm just being stupid lol :laugh:

[Z]

The woman from the job/apprenticeship called and I missed it, I tried calling back and she wasn't there and I don't want to ring again ahh

Right Jake I am going to go to Tesco down the road to get a sandwich and by the time I get back you'd better have called her! I'm going... NOW! Be back in 15-20 minutes!

[Jake.]

Right Jake I am going to go to Tesco down the road to get a sandwich and by the time I get back you'd better have called her! I'm going... NOW! Be back in 15-20 minutes!

Oh God I can't stand the anticipation D: okay sir I'll try my best

[Ammi]

She left a voicemail asking to call her back, I dunno I'm just being stupid lol :laugh:

...awww..:hug:...yeah, Zee is right, it's probably something that you really need to hear and important and it'll be best to just do it and then you'll be pleased that you have...you go and call her and I'll wait here while you do so you have nothing to worry about...I'm with you, Jake...

[Glenn.]

I think I'm going to start paying someone to do my ironing. I hate it so much :fist:

[Ammi]

..yeah I have a pile of irony as well Glenn but I can't be bothered to get the iron out to do it atm...

[Glenn.]

It took me an hour to do :bored:

I wanted to nap :hmph:

[Jake.]

She was on the phone again

[Ammi]

..I napped..:laugh:..you're a better person than me, Glenn...:worship:..

[Jake.]

I wanted it done before Greg got back, he'll send me to my room without dinner again :(

[Ammi]

She was on the phone again


..what about leaving a message to say that you called and then she'll return your call/did you do that..?.

[Jake.]

..what about leaving a message to say that you called and then she'll return your call/did you do that..?.

Somebody else picks up the phone and when asking for her says 'She's on the phone at the moment' and I get all panicky and say that I'll ring back later

[Ammi]

I wanted it done before Greg got back, he'll send me to my room without dinner again :(

..he might think about it but then he'll get distracted with his dissertation, he's quite easily distracted Jake..plus you also have to remember that he's left the house..HE'S GONE OUTSIDE..!!!!!...:scaredsmiley:...

[Glenn.]

What are you talking about Jake?

[Ammi]

Somebody else picks up the phone and when asking for her says 'She's on the phone at the moment' and I get all panicky and say that I'll ring back later

..ok maybe leave it 5 or 10 minutes then and then try again and leave a message to say that you've returned her call if she's still on the phone and then you won't have to phone again...I'll PM you what to say if you want to...

[Jake.]

..ok maybe leave it 5 or 10 minutes then and then try again and leave a message to say that you've returned her call if she's still on the phone and then you won't have to phone again...I'll PM you what to say if you want to...

Hmm, yeah I might do that then, anybody else wouldn't find this a hard task at all :laugh:

[Ammi]

Hmm, yeah I might do that then, anybody else wouldn't find this a hard task at all :laugh:

..yeah, they would Jake, it's really awkward talking on the phone for lots of people so it really isn't just you...

[Z]

I'm back. Have you called her young man!?

[Kate!]

Lol.

[Kate!]

And I feel your pain over the ironing Glennius. Ironing is evil. I prefer cleaning the bathroom including the toilet to ironing :fist:

[Glenn.]

Called who? WHO IS HE CALLING??

Will I ever find out? http://i.imgur.com/Ul9LN03.jpg

[Jack.]

Hey everyone

[Kate!]

Calling about a job Glenn. Put the shotgun down. Lol.

[Kate!]

Hey everyone

Hello Jack. How are you today?

[Jack.]

Hello Jack. How are you today?

I'm good yourself :)

[Ammi]

..hey Jack, what have you been up to today..?..

[Jake.]

I'm back. Have you called her young man!?

I tried sir :(

[Jack.]

..hey Jack, what have you been up to today..?..

Nothing much just looking at what course I'm going to take in college in September. Yourself?

[Natalie.]

I wouldn't like doing it either Jake :laugh:

[Ammi]

Nothing much just looking at what course I'm going to take in college in September. Yourself?

..I really haven't done much at all Jack but I'll make up for it tomorrow...what courses look interesting to you..?..

[Ammi]

I wouldn't like doing it either Jake :laugh:

..no, phones are funny things, Natalie...it's really strange for a lot of people...

[Natalie.]

..no, phones are funny things, Natalie...it's really strange for a lot of people...

Yeah,I never know what to say

[Jack.]

..I really haven't done much at all Jack but I'll make up for it tomorrow...what courses look interesting to you..?..

Media or health and social care. I'm not sure with one I'm going to take.

[reece(:]

Loving this week off so far

[Ammi]

Yeah,I never know what to say


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Media or health and social care. I'm not sure with one I'm going to take.


..I think either would be really interesting, Jack...they're quite different though..
Loving this week off so far

..this week is loving you, Reece..:love:..

[reece(:]

Lazy days are just the best Ammi :love:

[Jack.]

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..I think either would be really interesting, Jack...they're quite different though..


..this week is loving you, Reece..:love:..

Yeah they are very different. I'm currently doing admin. I'm not sure yet what career I want :joker:

[AnnieK]

Evening....Mondays are evil...I now remember why I don't usually work on Mondays :fist:

[Glenn.]

Mondays are evil :fist:

[AnnieK]

I have been singing " I don't like Mondays all day". I think most people know I don't usually work them and made it their mission to torment me today....grrrrrr