2014 TiBB Lounge™

[Glenn.]

I'm not camp D:

[HD]

But you do anal :joker:

not with camp people though :hmph:

[Glenn.]

I'm all seriousness, I don't do camp either.

[Jack.]

not with camp people though :hmph:

Oh see you like the straight acting men :joker:

[Jack.]

Yeah camp is a really turn off

[HD]

I don't like actors either :hmph:

straight mannerisms :creep:

[T*]

What's wrong with HDs Chiquita Jack?

[T*]

Gay for Pay

[HD]

Just imagine having sex with someone like Sean off Corrie. omfg. Rather chop it off and feed it to the dog.

[Jack.]

Just imagine having sex with someone like Sean off Corrie. omfg. Rather chop it off and feed it to the dog.

Omg don't give me nightmares :joker:

[T*]

Just imagine having sex with someone like Sean off Corrie. omfg. Rather chop it off and feed it to the dog.

I just threw up a little in my mouth

[HD]

Omg don't give me nightmares :joker:

Or Tom from BB12... Or Marco from BB5... omfg

[Jessica.]

DO YOU WANNA SEE ME NAKED LOVER, DO YOU WANNA PEEK UNDERNEATH THE COVER, DO YOU WANNA SEE THE GIRL WHO LIVES BEHIND THE AURA BEHIND THE AURA

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8jb5DEKL1qfpdefo1_500.gif

[HD]

I just threw up a little in my mouth

swallow it

[Jack.]

Or Tom from BB12... Or Marco from BB5... omfg

Omg i would rather have a wank than **** either of them :joker:

[T*]

swallow it

D:

[HD]

Omg i would rather have a wank than **** either of them :joker:

:laugh:

[Z]

Tomorrow I'm going to go see about hiring a kilt :amazed:

[Jake.]

Tomorrow I'm going to go see about hiring a kilt :amazed:

why :amazed:

[HD]

If Greg asked nicely, I'd prob give him a go.

[Jack.]

If Greg asked nicely, I'd prob give him a go.

:umm2:

[Jake.]

If Greg asked nicely, I'd prob give him a go.

you would anyway you slut

[Vanessa]

There's a horror movie on! :amazed:

[Jack.]

There's a horror movie on! :amazed:

That's not very nice thing to say about HD and Gregg :joker:

[HD]

Ness and her timing :bored:

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Z]

why :amazed:

for my grad ball in May :amazed:

If Greg asked nicely, I'd prob give him a go.

What about if I didn't ask nicely :smug:

That's not very nice thing to say about HD and Gregg :joker:

pmsl

[HD]

What about if I didn't ask nicely :smug:


prob cry in to glenns bosom

[Jake.]

for my grad ball in May :amazed:


oooo :amazed:

[Jake.]

prob cry in to glenns bosom

which one

[Vanessa]

It's a warewolf movie! :amazed:

[Z]

Gonna try and convince one of the girls on my course to come with me so they can keep me right about style because I don't really know with kilts. Definitely gonna wear black socks, white looks tacky. Not sure if I should go with a black/white shirt and what style or type of tie/bowtie to wear... or what colour kilt I should get...

[HD]

just wear your birthday suit

[Vanessa]

:creep:

[Z]

just wear your birthday suit

I'll save that for Ron

Later on

[Jake.]

I have no idea about kilts

[Z]

I have no idea about kilts

I've worn a grey/black one which was nice and also wore a blue/red one another time which I liked too...

[Jake.]

I've worn a grey/black one which was nice and also wore a blue/red one another time which I liked too...

oh right

not sure where I'm supposed to go with this

[HD]

I'll save that for Ron

Later on

Who is Ron and why are you cheating? :cloud:

[Z]

oh right

not sure where I'm supposed to go with this

To the bedroom :dazzler:

no I have no idea either, soz lol i fell

[Z]

Who is Ron and why are you cheating? :cloud:

Ron, later on

[Smithy]

do you wear anything under your kilt greg?

[Jake.]

To the bedroom :dazzler:

no I have no idea either, soz lol i fell

:evilgrin:

[HD]

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

that sounds like a pervy question, but i don't mean it like one, I'm just curious to see if people even do that nowadays

[Jake.]

do you wear anything under your kilt greg?

I think that his balls just drag around with him all evening

[HD]

I want a tattoo

[Z]

do you wear anything under your kilt greg?

that sounds like a pervy question, but i don't mean it like one, I'm just curious to see if people even do that nowadays

I always wear underwear because I'm not a pervert

[Z]

I want a tattoo

Get a tattoo of my forehead on your forehead

[Kate!]

Tomorrow I'm going to go see about hiring a rentboy :amazed:

D:

[Vanessa]

Hi Kate! :douf:

[Jake.]

Get a tattoo of my forehead on your forehead

omg :laugh2:

[HD]

Get a tattoo of my forehead on your forehead

my forehead isn't big enough

[Z]

my forehead isn't big enough

:amazed: but that's the fun part

[Jake.]

my forehead isn't big enough

well then whilst you're there get a forehead extension

[Jake.]

should I replace the quote in my sig with that tho

[Jake.]

can I really let go of the bag of skin?

[Kate!]

Hi Ness, your highness

(See wot i did there)

[Z]

can I really let go of the bag of skin?

Guy Ritchie did x

[Kate!]

Hi Ness, your highness

(See wot i did there)

[Vanessa]

Hi Ness, your highness

(See wot i did there)

:hugesmile:

[Jake.]

Guy Ritchie did x

I read this as Lionel Ritchie who I thought was Stevie Wonder for a second and got all confused

[Kate!]

my forehead isn't big enough

Tattoo it on your ass - plenty room there :idc:

[HD]

Tattoo it on your ass - plenty room there :idc:

I should be angry and distressed at this comment, but I agree tbh.

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

I read this as Lionel Ritchie who I thought was Stevie Wonder for a second and got all confused

I wonder if Lionel Richie knows where HIS bitches are?

[Kate!]

I should be angry and distressed at this comment, but I agree tbh.

Ily :hug:

[Jake.]

I wonder if Lionel Richie knows where HIS bitches are?

Have you even seen Stevie Wonder's bitches? He hasn't either

[HD]

Ily :hug:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvlpdmWsmU1qaycefo1_250.gif

[Z]

Ahhh Amelle's legendary nip slip

[Jake.]

*wanks*

[HD]

*wanks*

why are you wanking over a female? :conf::conf::conf::conf::conf::conf::conf::conf::c onf::conf::conf:

[Jake.]

do you not want me to

[HD]

I always assume every man on TiBB is gay

[HD]

do you not want me to

plz, its v. sinful n stuff

[Z]

I'm eating a banana right now

[HD]

I'm eating a banana right now

hope you don't choke x

[Jake.]

I'm eating a banana right now

:evilgrin:

[Jake.]

hope you don't choke x

you reallyyyyyy do

[HD]

i have no time for men who gag n choke

[Kate!]

Have you even seen Stevie Wonder's bitches? He hasn't either

:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

There aren't many straight guys on tibb are there? :eek:

[HD]

I love straight guys :love:

[Smithy]

I heard a rumour ben was straight but idk if it's true or not

[HD]

bollocks

[Glenn.]

Ben's a raging fag

[Glenn.]

That sounds so offensive :worry:

[HD]

****ing homos

[HD]

I got called a gay **** on Grindr

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Glenn.]

Grindr doesn't even work for me anymore. Piece of crap app :fist:

[HD]

Some gonk on Hornet is telling me about his mother's divorce. I'm sat here like "cock or not?" ffs

[Smithy]

Some gonk on Hornet is telling me about his mother's divorce. I'm sat here like "cock or not?" ffs
what
http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx104/KevinKDC/1512821_497368033708454_1743989844_n_zps357b078e.j pg

[Shaun]

time to join the banana gif club

[Glenn.]

You don't half pick em HD

[HD]

You don't half pick em HD

might just block.

next plz

[Z]

time to join the banana gif club

:laugh3: the line of posts, Glenn and HD after your one, pmsfl :love:

[Shaun]

wow rude

[Jake.]

Shaun's one >>

[Smithy]

shaun your last fm thingy isn't working

that might just be for me though idk

[Z]

I have joined in

[Natalie.]

Aw Shaun :D

[HD]

I have joined in

Not suppose to eat them you titted ****ing idiot

[Smithy]

Not suppose to eat them you titted ****ing idiot

:joker::joker:

[Jake.]

too many bananas D:

[Glenn.]

I kinda want to change mine now :worry:

[Shaun]

yeah i know smithy, has off days quite often

[Z]

Not suppose to eat them you titted ****ing idiot

I bite them off and watch them squirm :smug:

[HD]

I bite them off and watch them squirm :smug:

https://mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_05_2013/post-14112-0-47736900-1369870133.jpg

[Z]

https://mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_05_2013/post-14112-0-47736900-1369870133.jpg

Baby baby baby BABY I'M TOO LOST IN YOU

[HD]

Baby baby baby BABY I'M TOO LOST IN YOU

my man **** isn't that deep

[Smithy]

D:

[HD]

I've just ruined my fav Sugababes song :facepalm:

[Smithy]

YOU ARE VILE

http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx104/KevinKDC/1512821_497368033708454_1743989844_n_zps357b078e.j pg

[Kate!]

Bloody filthy bastards

- leaves -

[HD]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/52f28f187bb9ac8f4e54cbfbd8727d06/tumblr_ml680vU58c1qkx3eio1_500.gif

[Z]

I've just ruined my fav Sugababes song :facepalm:

:laugh3:

[Z]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/52f28f187bb9ac8f4e54cbfbd8727d06/tumblr_ml680vU58c1qkx3eio1_500.gif

Always thought that Heidi in that video looks a bit like the Wayans brothers dressed up as white women in White Chicks

[Jake.]

Always thought that Heidi in that video looks a bit like the Wayans brothers dressed up as white women in White Chicks

:D

[HD]

Always thought that Heidi in that video looks a bit like the Wayans brothers dressed up as white women in White Chicks

I've never seen it tbh

[Jake.]

I've never seen it tbh

quick go watch it

[HD]

quick go watch it

it sounds racist :hmph:

[Z]

White Chicks is hilarious

[Jake.]

it sounds racist :hmph:

it's not..ish

[Jake.]

White Chicks is hilarious

:worship:

[HD]

you're both racist.

reported

[Kate!]

I've still never see this film. It was on tonight but I cba

[Z]

It's only offensive to spoilt white girls

[HD]

exactly greg :hmph:

[Z]

HD stands for Hparis Dhilton

[HD]

HD stands for Hparis Dhilton

What's that?

[HD]

wait nevermind :facepalm:

[Glenn.]

I just watched Hachi and now I am a sobbing mess -kills self-

[MeMyselfAndI]

I love Paris Hilton :love:

[Jake.]

What's that?

Something Greg's probably caught

[HD]

I love Paris Hilton :love:

:worship:

The Simple Life? :amazed:

[MeMyselfAndI]

wtaf at these sigs

[Z]

What's that?

Mess

[HD]

Something Greg's probably caught

:laugh3:

[Jake.]

*doesn't know what it is either*

[MeMyselfAndI]

Do you not know who Paris Hilton is Jake??

[Jake.]

Do you not know who Paris Hilton is Jake??

Yessss I meant I didn't know what Hparis Dhilton is and I've just realised that it's meant to be Paris Hilton and not a sexual disease, I'm such an idiot

[Z]

Jesus Christ

[Jake.]

D:

[HD]

So glad I wasn't on my own with that one :laugh3:

[Jake.]

I can't believe I thought that was a sexual disease :laugh3:

[HD]

i want a new sig, bored of banana man

[Glenn.]

So glad I wasn't on my own with that one :laugh3:

You were one of only two though :smug:

[Smithy]

I just watched Hachi and now I am a sobbing mess -kills self-

OMG that film is so sad D:

[Glenn.]

Its so sad but its such a good film. Think I've seen it 5 times now :love:

[Jake.]

Its so sad but its such a good film. Think I've seen it 5 times now :love:

alright Niamh

[MeMyselfAndI]

Yessss I meant I didn't know what Hparis Dhilton is and I've just realised that it's meant to be Paris Hilton and not a sexual disease, I'm such an idiot
wow
:worship:

The Simple Life? :amazed:

Yes I love The Simple Life:love:
I also loved Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, I would have won if I could have entered:blush:
Her personality :lovedup:

And her performance in House of Wax >

I listen to her music everyday before an exam too, 'Nothing In This World' is my lucky song

[Kate!]

Stars are Blind :love:

[Smithy]

**** my life i meant to book my plane yesterday and it's gone up £60 now smfh

[Z]

**** my life i meant to book my plane yesterday and it's gone up £60 now smfh

Well that'll teach you you silly goose

[Jake.]

**** my life i meant to book my plane yesterday and it's gone up £60 now smfh

opppd

[Glenn.]

alright Niamh

http://i.imgur.com/H722I1A.gif

[HD]

wow


Yes I love The Simple Life:love:
I also loved Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, I would have won if I could have entered:blush:
Her personality :lovedup:

And her performance in House of Wax >

I listen to her music everyday before an exam too, 'Nothing In This World' is my lucky song

I think I've found my future wife :worship:

[Smithy]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com

Fail

[Jake.]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com

fail

[Glenn.]

:hehe:

[Smithy]

Well that'll teach you you silly goose

opppd

I'll shove a silly goose up your ass :fist:

[Z]

Fail

Clocked

[HD]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manz3kI1081r4571ho2_250.gif

[Z]

I'll shove a silly goose up your ass :fist:

Hoohooooo I like the thrill, honk if you're horny, honk if you're a goose!!!1

[HD]

:|

[Jake.]

I'll shove a silly goose up your ass :fist:

what type of weird fetish porn **** is this

[Jake.]

Hoohooooo I like the thrill, honk if you're horny, honk if you're a goose!!!1

ahahahahahahaha :laugh3:

[Glenn.]

Jake I'm not in the mood for your **** tonight. I've had about three weeks worth of rancid **** explode onto to my garden, **** I had to clean up tonight gagging every two seconds on the stench, a stench now burned into my nostrils.

I don't need you twittering on to me like an annoying little budgie.

[Smithy]

what type of weird fetish porn **** is this

Hoohooooo I like the thrill, honk if you're horny, honk if you're a goose!!!1

idk but greg seems to be into it :umm2:

[Z]

:|

d:

[Smithy]

I had to clean up tonight gagging every two seconds.

sounds like a normal night

[Z]

Jake I'm not in the mood for your **** tonight. I've had about three weeks worth of rancid **** explode onto to my garden, **** I had to clean up tonight gagging every two seconds on the stench, a stench now burned into my nostrils.

I don't need you twittering on to me like an annoying little budgie.

Where will I put this post Glenn? In your handbag next to your tampons or amongst the sand in your vagina? :idc:

[HD]

sounds like a normal night

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

Glenn's got PMT.

[HD]

Jake I'm not in the mood for your **** tonight. I've had about three weeks worth of rancid **** explode onto to my garden, **** I had to clean up tonight gagging every two seconds on the stench, a stench now burned into my nostrils.

I don't need you twittering on to me like an annoying little budgie.

I'm so happy this happened to you :love:

[Jake.]

Jake I'm not in the mood for your **** tonight. I've had about three weeks worth of rancid **** explode onto to my garden, **** I had to clean up tonight gagging every two seconds on the stench, a stench now burned into my nostrils.

I don't need you twittering on to me like an annoying little budgie.

where has the **** come from and why is it exploding? but I'll think you'll find Smithy also clocked you so you can stop with the finger pointing

[Glenn.]

sounds like a normal night

I have a wheelie bin quarter filled with toilet waste I could send your way. It wont cost me an extra £60 though :smug:

[Jake.]

Where will I put this post Glenn? In your handbag next to your tampons or amongst the sand in your vagina? :idc:

:joker:

[Z]

Glenn's got PMT.

Poo Marinading Technique yes

[HD]

where has the **** come from and why is it exploding? but I'll think you'll find Smithy also clocked you so you can stop with the finger blasting

:umm2:

[Kate!]

:laugh:

[Smithy]

I have a wheelie bin quarter filled with toilet waste I could send your way. It wont cost me an extra £60 though :smug:

You have a wheelie bin full of shite, i think i'm still winning

[Glenn.]

****ing hell, calm down Jake I was only joking.

Untangle them knickers now lodging themselves in your saggy pussy.

[Jake.]

:umm2:

you dirty *****

[Smithy]

where has the **** come from and why is it exploding? but I'll think you'll find Smithy also clocked you so you can stop with the finger pointing

clocking everyone left right and centre

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4ee949c6289018ef69f81de1c37e5d33/tumblr_mumrss16LD1s8loaoo2_400.gif

[Z]

Guys I've been squawking with laughter tonight. SQUAWKING. My flatmates must think I have some kind of zoo in here, half the time I'm laughing like a sealion/hyena hybrid and the other half of the time it's like a parrot on meth

[Jake.]

****ing hell, calm down Jake I was only joking.

Untangle them knickers now lodging themselves in your saggy pussy.

So was I, now rinse that exploding poo from your vagina, you've got more **** to shovel :idc:

[HD]

****ing hell, calm down Jake I was only joking.

Untangle them knickers now lodging themselves in your saggy pussy.

Reported for breaking the rules of TiBB Forum.

http://i.imgur.com/73mPTF9.png

[Glenn.]

You have a wheelie bin full of shite, i think i'm still winning

I'm sorry for being so rude.

I was hoping I could offload it somehow.

Anyone want some to bake into a pie for someone they hate?

[Kate!]

Zee :joker: :love:

[Jake.]

Guys I've been squawking with laughter tonight. SQUAWKING. My flatmates must think I have some kind of zoo in here, half the time I'm laughing like a sealion/hyena hybrid and the other half of the time it's like a parrot on meth

I either sound like a zoo animal or I snort rather attractively like a pig at times... so, who wants me? :amazed:

[Glenn.]

HD will

[HD]

I either sound like a zoo animal or I snort rather attractively like a pig at times... so, who wants me? :amazed:

I giggle snort :lovedup:

[HD]

Glenn knows

[Z]

I either sound like a zoo animal or I snort rather attractively like a pig at times... so, who wants me? :amazed:

Aw yeah I snort sometimes as well, other times I laugh a bit like White Chicks (ha HA ha ha, what a beautiful chocolate man - that laugh)

[Jake.]

I giggle snort :lovedup:

perfect :lovedup:

[Kate!]

I laugh like a seal, seriously, and I flap my hands like their flippers.

[Jake.]

So I'm guessing that Josy is Dr Doolittle

[Kate!]

Or a female Jimmy Carr.

[Jake.]

Aw yeah I snort sometimes as well, other times I laugh a bit like White Chicks (ha HA ha ha, what a beautiful chocolate man - that laugh)

Same ahahaha :laugh: some high pitched noise comes out and at the same time the bats come out to play

[Kate!]

Me not Josy

[Jake.]

Or a female Jimmy Carr.

no because she's not funny

[Jake.]

oH you meant that you laugh like a female Jimmy Carr? Ignore me :laugh:

[Kate!]

Me Jake me!!!!

[HD]

Same ahahaha :laugh: some high pitched noise comes out and at the same time the bats come out from between Kate's legs

http://media.giphy.com/media/SpZQKqB6SsBig/giphy.gif

[Jake.]

Me Jake me!!!!

:laugh: got there in the end

[Jake.]

HD :laugh3:

[Kate!]

I'd tape myself laughing so you could hear but then I could never come on here again so I won't do it.

[Glenn.]

On a serious note though and I know its disgusting, but what the **** am I going to do with a wheelie bin full of ****?

[Z]

You guys :lovedup:

[Z]

On a serious note though and I know its disgusting, but what the **** am I going to do with a wheelie bin full of ****?

I honestly have no idea. How horrid.

[Kate!]

On a serious note though and I know its disgusting, but what the **** am I going to do with a wheelie bin full of ****?

Go out now and swap it with a neighbour you don't like.

[Glenn.]

It would bring new meaning to 'dump run' i suppose

[Glenn.]

Go out now and swap it with a neighbour you don't like.

It has my house number on it D:

[Jake.]

On a serious note though and I know its disgusting, but what the **** am I going to do with a wheelie bin full of ****?

Dump it on Josy's lawn

[Glenn.]

Dump it on Josy's lawn

Thank you for that realistic suggestion Jake.

[Kate!]

You guys :lovedup:

Zee, they discovered that I'm your mum this afternoon.

Cue Eastenders music.

[Z]

Zee, they discovered that I'm your mum this afternoon.

Cue Eastenders music.

As my old mum used to say, "Greg you've only got one mum!" Well I sure showed her, huh new mum

[Kate!]

Thank you for that realistic suggestion Jake.

Yes Jake, at least mine was doable :p

[Jake.]

Thank you for that realistic suggestion Jake.

If you're hear for a realistic suggestion then you're doing something wrong

[HD]

Zee, they discovered that I'm your mum this afternoon.

Cue Eastenders music.

Has anyone guessed my sister yet? :suspect:

[Z]

You could flush it back down the toilet again Glenn

[Smithy]

pour it into the street glenn

[Glenn.]

If you're hear for a realistic suggestion then you;re doing something wrong

Grammar fail :smug:

[Z]

Has anyone guessed my sister yet? :suspect:

Is it smudgie because you're High Definition and she's a bit smudged

[Kate!]

As my old mum used to say, "Greg you've only got one mum!" Well I sure showed her, huh new mum

That's right son. They don't call me Calamity Kate for nothing.

[HD]

:hehe:

[Jake.]

Watch him not call anybody else out for their 'realistic' suggestions :bored:

[Kate!]

HD. Tell us who it is then?

- intrigued -

I reckon it's Caitlin -

[HD]

:smug:

[Z]

HD's sister surely isn't a regular face or we'd have figured it out by now

[Glenn.]

You could flush it back down the toilet again Glenn

Greg if it was a simple matter of flushing it back down the toilet I wouldn't be pleading for help. Doing that would mean hoisting my great big wheelie bin through my house, up the stairs to discover my bathroom is too ****ing small to lift the wheelie into a pouring position, back down the toilet.

I literally couldn't imagine what the hell would happen. Knowing me, I'd end up tipping the bastard over and flooding my house with sewage :joker:

pour it into the street glenn

I may do this :suspect:

There's a drain outside my house. If I wait another hour or so I could dispose of the poo in the dead of night. Or flood the street with ****.

[Glenn.]

Watch him not call anybody else out for their 'realistic' suggestions :bored:

See my previous post :smug:

[Kate!]

I still think swapping your bin is the way to go.

[Kate!]

:smug:

Is she older than you or younger?

[HD]

HD's sister surely isn't a regular face or we'd have figured it out by now
You sure? We don't speak on here :smug:
Is she older than you or younger?

Older

[Glenn.]

I still think swapping your bin is the way to go.

I could, but my house number is on my bin.

What if someone brings it back? How will I explain that? :worry:

[Kate!]

Ah. Oh well back to the drawing board.

[Kate!]

You sure? We don't speak on here :smug:


Older

How old is she? Do you get on?

[Glenn.]

Imma do Smithy's thing.

[HD]

How old is she? Do you get on?

20s :smug:
and yeah.

[Kate!]

Yes and then wash your bin out with bleach. Have you got a hosepipe?

- slaps HD before he starts -

[HD]

Yes and then wash your bin out with bleach. Have you got a hosepipe?

- slaps HD before he starts -
:laugh3:

I think I'm getting a reputation round these parts :smug:

[Glenn.]

I have my face mask, bleach and marigolds at the ready.

[Kate!]

20s :smug:
and yeah.

Hmmm

Clue?

[Brother Leon]

What we guessing?

[Glenn.]

HD's sister is on TiBB and he won't say who it is.

I think he's lying tbh

[Kate!]

I have my face mask, bleach and marigolds at the ready.

Sounds like Zee on a night out.

[Jake.]

I literally have no idea :laugh: