BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[Black Dagger]

Cut Nicole, save Christopher I guess.

[MB.]

What's a veto

[Jason.]

Can I cut Sada and save Nicole?

[Black Dagger]

Are we not doing veto anymore actually? I remember them being axed after Sophie ****ing Reade got one.

[Black Dagger]

Can I cut Sada and save Nicole?

No you bloody can't. I have been waiting rounds to get rid of her. She shouldn't even still be in.

[Jason.]

No you bloody can't. I have been waiting rounds to get rid of her. She shouldn't even still be in.

can I cut Sada and Save Darren?

[MB.]

BB6 stop trying to join a game halfway through, you're not Tom

[Jason.]

BB6 stop trying to join a game halfway through, you're not Tom

piss off.

I'm bored.

[Jason.]

Sada Wilkington (BB1)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00494/SadaBBport_280x390_494996a.jpg

I'm actually bored, so might as well, I mean Daniel hasn't lifted a finger in days.

I actually don't mind Sada, but I don't remember much about Darren to dedicate 100 words to him. So bye Sada. Sada was the first ever housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother House in the history of BBUK. She was a nice person, spiritual and all that. Loved yoga and meditating, if I recall correctly. Her time in the house was pretty much spent trying to form a gender divide between the girls and the boys, which didn't really go to plan as Mel was pretty much snogging all of them at that point. She had a close friendship with Caggie, who also felt the same way and often ostracized herself from the group. I also remember her being the only vegetarian in the house, and having an argument over Tofu on the shopping list, which led to her being nominated for being selfish, by some of her fellow housemates. That's pretty much all I remember of Sadie, I mean Sada.

I save Darren, for reasons which are not abdundantly clear.

[MB.]

that's not how it works

[Jason.]

that's not how it works

srsly?

[Jake.]

what are you doing

[Shaun]

literally leave no one cares

(although i agree with your decision tbh, darren <3)

[Jason.]

*runs*

[Black Dagger]

You can't sit with us.

[MB.]

I save Helen

[Jason.]

Sada Wilkington (BB1)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00494/SadaBBport_280x390_494996a.jpg

I'm actually bored, so might as well, I mean Daniel hasn't lifted a finger in days.

I actually don't mind Sada, but I don't remember much about Darren to dedicate 100 words to him. So bye Sada. Sada was the first ever housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother House in the history of BBUK. She was a nice person, spiritual and all that. Loved yoga and meditating, if I recall correctly. Her time in the house was pretty much spent trying to form a gender divide between the girls and the boys, which didn't really go to plan as Mel was pretty much snogging all of them at that point. She had a close friendship with Caggie, who also felt the same way and often ostracized herself from the group. I also remember her being the only vegetarian in the house, and having an argument over Tofu on the shopping list, which led to her being nominated for being selfish, by some of her fellow housemates. That's pretty much all I remember of Sadie, I mean Sada.

I save Darren, for reasons which are not abdundantly clear.

bump.

*runs*

[Jake.]

go back to arguing with will about pensioners or whatever it was

[Jason.]

go back to arguing with will about pensioners or whatever it was

"You conceited old fool!"

Jackie Stallone promo

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Luke S cut Dexter

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#. Dexter Koh (BB14)

http://www.allword-news.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1376560454_Big-Brother-2013-New-twis.png

THOUGHT YOU'D MAKE THE TOP 100 BUT NO.

Like many other people I've eliminated so far, there's this misconception that Dexter was epic and he was a big character and this and that but I don't really believe it! What were Dexter's big moments? What made him such A Good Housemate? What did he actually do with his absurd amount of screen time? I've been asking these questions for two years now and they're still unanswered so the answer to all of them is NOTHING.

Dexter's just yet another audience-manipulating monster like Aaron, John James, Siavash, Darnell, and Ziggy, except he was really bad at it? He wasn't ~eez fit innit~ enough for the audience to forgive every single awful thing he did, none of the other HMs really played into his shtick by giving him sympathy, he was powerless when it came to nominations, his attempts at a showmance failed when Charlie Travers completely denounced him in her eviction interview (<33333), etc. Since Dexter really wasn't effective at all in what he tried to be, it made me like him more than his ancestors I listed above, but that's really not much of an accomplishment at all. He didn't really give us any moments that deviated from his ridiculously one-dimensional gameplan, and I've written plenty of thesis statements about how I feel about playing the HMs vs. playing the public so it shouldn't be a surprise that I was NOT a fan of **** like "...I surely love you Charlie Travers :suave:" and the ****ing ugly crying and OTT "I just cannot believe that the public saved me for the Nth time even though I'm the most conscious of the public and have the most insight as to how people on this godforsaken show vote" nuh uh sis.

I don't even feel like getting into Dexter's time in the house because lbr a lot of it was forgettable white noise but I will say that Callum getting evicted over him REALLY sits wrong with me and I was *NOT* into his annoying prize fund **** when the nominees had to pick out amounts of money in the room or whatever. Like, "I studied every option on there" vs. "oops I didn't realize that there was a £96,000 option" and "I was banking on someone taking £1 and being more selfless than me" vs. *being the second to last person to go and leaving the £1 on the board* like what. And then that ****ing love triangle that shouldn't have existed since Charlie openly rejected all of her suitors how on earth was this a plot point for literal weeks.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Dexter ruined BBUK? Like, say what you want about what people's motives used to be on this show but after BB14 there was a huge paradigm shift from "let's put people in a house and watch things organically happen" to "let's openly manipulate the process to reward the people Playing The Game (which is really just code for Wind Up Merchants, which is really just code for unmitigated assholes!) and make things more cutthroat and unenjoyable for everyone involved" and I place a lot of the blame on Dexter! Like, his bull**** contrived persona single-handedly responsible for the abomination known as BBUK15: Power Trip and the casting of said series and we're still feeling the effects of it all since BBUK16: Timebomb just ended and it was even worse. I don't know, I've gone on a few too many rants about how I've lost a lot of faith in this show and how I'm questioning my relationship with it since my morals clearly do not match up with the show's morals anymore, and when I analyze everything further it all comes back to Dexter's manipulated and contrived "personality" or "story arc" or whatever you want to call it.

As a concluding note, I'll make the controversial statement that I'm much happier with a Sam win than a Dexter win! Say what you want about Sam, but his worst crime is only being boring and at the end of the day he's still real and his win is just a typical win you'd expect from C4. On the other hand, I actually would've been offended if the public rewarded Dexter with a win and validated his remarkably poor self-constructed story arc, especially when the true best option for unconventional winner was shafted in third place.

I'm saving Luke Scrase because he is the true underrated gem of BB13 (I wish I could save like half of Daniel's nominees though)

I'm sure this write up is just as boring as Dexter is :3

[Shaun]

145 - Dexter BB14
144 - Laura BB11
143 - Dan BB4
142 - Simon BB16
141 - Dale BB9
140 - Nichola BB1
139 - Jo BB11
138 - Nicole BB9
137 - Sada or Darren BB1

just for the pics later~

[Jason.]

Is Reece even playing this anymore?

[Daniel.]

Reece is away until Sunday

[Jason.]

Oh right.

Daniel scroll up, when I tried to hijack the game an hour ago, and I got lynched :hehe:

[Daniel.]

I read it but it didn't interest me just like all your posts

[Jason.]

I read it but it didn't interest me just like all your posts

*insert Sure Jan gif here*

[Daniel-X]

Idk why Mario keeps being nominated he had some classic moments in BB9 'I'm going to dunk this custard cream in this hot juicy tea' 'open your eyes mikey has a disability' :flutter:

[Pete.]

Laura McAdams

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/e/e4/Laura3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130527105516

This girl is actually relevant now because she is the most irrelevant housemate in BBUK surely? It's amazing that she's made it this far over much more entertaining housemates whether they are hated or not.

I think she got some sort of following during her 5 day stay because she wore her swinsuit most of the time... well that's what most pictures of her online are... well the 7 of them.

Her time in the house is surely summed up with the 5 minute interview with Davina she was randomly given outside the house of all places where was inevitably booed to death even though she did nothing http://i.imgur.com/3H58sPD.jpg

'Gutted that you left but you did, ladies and gentlemen it's Laura!'

So basically
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/27/cf/72/27cf72dc576b1ba51b4f820697e09c4b.jpg
and I save Kitten because I do know her
http://i.imgur.com/3H58sPD.jpg

[MB.]

Not here for this shade at the greatest housemate to have ever walked through the doors of the Big Brother hou-yeah okay I'll stop now

[EspeonBB]

Cut Simon, Save Belinda

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Simon Gross (BB16)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39064000/jpg/_39064411_nr_showbiz_logo300a.jpg

For the amount of (rightful) hate that BB16, I feel as if Simon doesn't really get enough? Granted he calmed down by the end of the series and he isn't nearly as bad as Marc or Joel but I still hate his guts and his elimination from this rankdown has been long overdue.

The only thing in the house Simon is known for is his constant repetition of "SHOWBIZZZZZ!!!" which I find more annoying than funny because it's as if he's trying to be a bigger character than he actually is. I find it fake as hell and I'm not here for it. When he got the #Timebomb eviction on the first night and I really thought we had dodged a bullet and had gotten rid of this shrieking buffoon but alas the BB16 producers are idiots and in the horror of #4In4Out we were re-introduced to SHOWBIZ!!! I really found the whole thing to be incredibly short-sighted but I guess that describes BB producers nowadays, they look for immediate reaction rather than letting things develop long-term and it's part of the reason BBUK is the **** show we all know today.

Simon in the house was better than I thought he would be because he was largely irrelevant but he was still awful when he was shown. Such as when he nominated Eileen for being old ("she's has had her life!" :umm2:) despite the fact Simon is roughly the same age. Ugh it just angered me, and it angered me even more when Eileen was tragically evicted (against ****ing Joel of all people) and I held him responsible.

After this, Simon was mainly irrelevant. I remember he was http://www.zwani.com/graphics/smiley_moods/images/thirsty.gif for Marc (which ew) and he sucked up to Helen a lot (which ew). Then he was randomly evicted over Jack which was funny but I wish he left a lot sooner.

Saving Goddess Belinda

http://i.minus.com/iy9aOtZZbSdKl.gif

[Shaun]

who is it that has to decide between Sada & Darren? bc I've finished editing all of the pics otherwise for Macie to make his new picks.

(just a reminder that Emma Greenwood is still inexplicably in this game, Macie x)

[Jason.]

who is it that has to decide between Sada & Darren? bc I've finished editing all of the pics otherwise for Macie to make his new picks.

(just a reminder that Emma Greenwood is still inexplicably in this game, Macie x)

It was me, till I got lynched :hehe:

[MB.]

It's Reece

[Shaun]

Pics for Macie without Sada/Darren eliminated. Tbh unless you're going to nominate one of those two who survives, I'd just go ahead with Round 16 really, since everyone else has done their writeups (except Daniel who I think is just saving them up to wow us with a dissertation at the end).

BB1:
http://i.imgur.com/s2iC9Th.png

BB2:
http://i.imgur.com/mIJnnPD.png

BB3:
http://i.imgur.com/WguhsHl.png

BB4:
http://i.imgur.com/uP3gXFM.png

BB5:
http://i.imgur.com/hlmRHBU.png

BB6:
http://i.imgur.com/vPDVxYG.png

BB7:
http://i.imgur.com/X9tCYZd.png

BB8:
http://i.imgur.com/FYQjaie.png

BB9:
http://i.imgur.com/SwGpQMv.png

BB10:
http://i.imgur.com/qpt4Vzf.png

BB11:
http://i.imgur.com/nwAGqK2.png

BB12:
http://i.imgur.com/4yrTjDu.png

BB13:
http://i.imgur.com/HHWgxcX.png

BB14:
http://i.imgur.com/ycsxpgW.png

BB15:
http://i.imgur.com/4QBzhtt.png

BB16:
http://i.imgur.com/YRMi04n.png

[Shaun]

also how on earth has Anthony not gone yet

[Jason.]

also how on earth has Anthony not gone yet

Too forgettable, that someone has actually forgot to eliminate him :facepalm:

[Daniel-X]

I nominated the prick!

Espeon saved him tho

[Macie Lightfoot]

do Samanda count as one HM or two?

[Pete.]

do Samanda count as one HM or two?
As one I think

[Daniel-X]

One I think

[Daniel-X]

Jack and Joe counted as one anyway

[Shaun]

yeah all the twins are one I guess

[Shaun]

It is December 4, 2015, and we finally crown Kinga the winner of this game. The emaciated bodies of Macie Lightfoot and Daniel-X clamor for food and water, having exhausted themselves on essays on why Lydia was a better housemate than Benedict. MB. has finally saved Helen (BB2) and secured her a podium finish. _LucasMichael_ is now toilet trained and Jake. has come out as a transgendered woman. We are all set to go our separate ways with a tiny glimmer of respect for one another when, triumphantly, reece(: returns and posts:

CBBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © Starting January 2016 x

[MB.]

I save Maggot

[Daniel-X]

I save Danielle Lloyd

[Shaun]

I veto Rula Lenska being axed

[MB.]

I save Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd's parents wouldn't even save Danielle Lloyd

[Jason.]

I save Maggot

Jale?

[Pete.]

I final pass Traci Bingham!

[Jason.]

I final pass Jodie Marsh!

[Jason.]

I final pass Traci Bingham!

she made it to the final :suspect:

[MB.]

I final pass Jodie Marsh!

What are you still doing in this thread

(actually maybe this wouldn't be the wisest of ideas because who on earth would be able to write more than a sentence about Sam Robertson)

[Jason.]

What are you still doing in this thread

(actually maybe this wouldn't be the wisest of ideas because who on earth would be able to write more than a sentence about Sam Robertson)

Eh? Who said I wasn't allowed to comment?

I've done so ever since the game started. Not you making up the rules to a game which isn't even yours :idc:

[Daniel-X]

I final pass underrated goddess Faria Alam

[Jason.]

I give Sven-Göran Eriksson the killer nomination!

[Jason.]

yh, why am I doing this?

[Jason.]

Kidding aside though, how long is this game planning on lasting?

[Black Dagger]

However long we want. It never had a timeframe.

[Macie Lightfoot]

~Round Sixteen~

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http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/bonnie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/pete.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/samantha.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/amanda.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/karly.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/rodrigo.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/rebeckah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/biannca.png

Amma (BB2)-Brian (BB2)-Alison (BB3)-Jade (BB3)-Kate (BB3)-Mary (BB6)
Saskia (BB6)-Bonnie (BB7)-Grace (BB7)-Pete (BB7)-Samanda (BB8)-Karly (BB10)
Rodrigo (BB10)-Rebeckah (BB12)-Chris (BB13)-Hazel (BB14)-Toya (BB15)-Biannca (BB15)

[Shaun]

136th: Mary O'Leary (BB6)
http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/galleries/big-brother-heroes/img/img_10.jpg

Thank you Macie for letting me take this overrated mess out of the game earlier than she was clearly destined for. Truth be told, she deserves around a 150th spot I suppose, but she really peaked on launch night. An awkward broomstick ride into the house where she could barely see through her hair must have blinded her potential, because she spent most of the week moping around, refusing to interact with anyone and making wild accusations about the other housemates. If you can be made to look stupid by Saskia (accusing her of having surgery when she hadn't) then you really are struggling as a human being. It was just incredibly uncomfortable and frustrating watching her being doted on by the likes of Roberto, Kemal, Craig, etc. only for her to grit her teeth and slag them all off in the diary room for 'being wannabes' (because nothing screams integrity like unveiling yourself as a holistic therapist).

There were brief highlights: her witch-themed birthday party let the other housemates unwind and she had a bit of a dance which was nice, and I suppose arguing with Saskia is commendable even if you're literally hissing and spitting on the floor whilst doing it, and she was ultimately the victim of a slightly unfair launch night twist but at the end of the day (to borrow BB6's defining catchphrase), if you're going to present yourself as this alternative victim of alien abduction then you're just asking to be embarrassed and sent packing.

So that's what I've done.

I save Kate again because she's not becoming the second female winner to be removed from the game. That will go to Sophie whether you like it or not.

[MB.]

Saskia Howard-Clarke (BB6)

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Saskia3.jpg

Maxwell was cut a long time ago and it seems only fitting that his partner-in… well, eating sweets off his belly follows not too long after. Saskia has her supporters and she was certainly entertaining, but I’m assuming most of the love for her (is this actually a thing?) is out of her simply being a part of the masterpiece known as BB6 because whatever ingredients of the making of a good housemate that she had were immediately sucked out by Pigwell/Thugwell/Hitler With a Buzzcut – and in some cases, quite literally (see: “at least someone got wet tonight”) and good god this is sentence is crying out for some punctuation isn’t it. Her worst crime (actually no wait she ****ed Maxwell, this is her second worst crime) (maybe she is actually that bad after all), though, was that she tried to take down Makosi during the very much iconic #cidergate. Nobody takes down Makosi “The Black Oprah” Musambasi and lives to tell the tale. Well maybe apart from border control.

Also yes I think she was a little bit racist (buy the Avenue Q soundtrack on iTunes) oops! But it’s fine because she’s a quarter Sri Lankan. Also everyone thought her surgery scars on her chest were evidence of her having a boob job and I don't really know what to say about that so. I’ll leave you with some words of wisdom, as spoken by a much superior housemate and human being:

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Who is Ed Sheeran sef indeed

Postscript: didn’t she live blog BB13 for its sponsor or something once (Saskia, not Makosi, lol as if I even need to specify that)

I'm saving Toya because her fanny spray is greater than Saskia's entire existence and I think that's a fair comparison to make.

[Jake.]

save hazel, evict biannca

[MB.]

(actually I don't particularly want to save Toya but that's a... limited list isn't it)

[Jake.]

(actually I don't particularly want to save Toya but that's a... limited list isn't it)

quite a fair few better tbf

[MB.]

Toya was going to get cut otherwise (...and she was); I doubt the same fate would have fallen upon, like, Amma

[Black Dagger]

Save Alison, evict Jade

[Black Dagger]

Yes I have just evicted a dead person. I have no shame.

I will work on her and Nicole in the morning.

[Daniel-X]

Chris James - BB13:

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article865143.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chris%20Big%20Brother
('Ladies man' Chris everybody)

Like many already eliminated housemates Wolfy, Pauline, Caroline etc Chris had the launch night curse placed upon him when he entered the house. I don't even know why he was so well liked does sounding like Joe Pasquale and being fat mean you have to be well liked I don't know? He entered the house and didn't do much really for his first few days so to be honest I didn't have a huge problem with him he could have stayed he could have been evicted I couldn't have cared less. One of his pros was him saying goodbye to Victoria when she was unfairly evicted after three days in the house compared to the likes of scummy Caroline who stated they were thrilled she left and just celebrated the fact that C-U-N-T Conor had survived eviction.

Chris then all of a sudden developed this horrid personality that would come out at the most ridiculous times. He seemed to have problems with everyone in the house. He lost it multiple times with housemates when he didn't seem to get his own way and would throw his dummies out the pram. Like I'm not a huge fan of Luke S but all I remember is him trying constantly to pick fights with Luke and Luke just came across as the better person every time as he didn't rise to Chris' constant attempts to try and get him wound up. He also lost it with Becky in the bedroom after she told him to calm down after loosing his temper with Scott screaming at her that he would nominate her every week he could. He also had an argument with Queen Lauren Carre I'm not sure what over thinking about it but I'm not here for anyone who is nasty to C5's goddess housemate. His temper was something which obviously his housemates and the public clearly couldn't handle as he was evicted over Aaron in week two.

I'm saving goddess Grace Adams-Short and MB 'shut up you moose'

[Jason.]

The lighting in the BB3 pictures are awful.

[reece(:]

Save Karly, Evict Pete
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131st - Pete Bennett, winner - BB7
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01963/pete620_1963138a.jpg

Not much to say about Pete really... he had overbearing tourettes and you could never tell whether he was playing up for the cameras or not, I remember having to fast forward through a lot of tiresome DRs on rewatch. He was generally pleasant but it felt like he had some sort of superiority complex and deserved the win over all the others, this was especially highlighted during the final week when he turned on Aisleyne because she genuinely messed up a task where she gives pros of Pete winning and he was just pretty shitty about it. There was also that time with the suggestion box and someone anonymously DARED to suggest Pete wash a bit more often as he had bad BO leading to a house manhunt to find this awful person.. yeah I didn't enjoy his being put on a pedestal. It was also annoying to realise that already by launch night the winner was predetermined and would never waiver.

Otherwise, he was generally OK.. besides nominating good housemates he was one of the few to be nice to Shahbaz, and there was the iconic Pete/Nikki relationship with the Jennie/Lisa/Lea sideliners - which was a tad annoying how he'd never be picked up on about this whereas the likes of Noirin were demonised for it.

Bye Pete.

[Daniel-X]

~Round Sixteen~

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http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/bonnie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/pete.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/samantha.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/amanda.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/karly.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/rodrigo.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/rebeckah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/biannca.png

Amma (BB2)-Brian (BB2)-Alison (BB3)-Jade (BB3)-Kate (BB3)-Mary (BB6)
Saskia (BB6)-Bonnie (BB7)-Grace (BB7)-Pete (BB7)-Samanda (BB8)-Karly (BB10)
Rodrigo (BB10)-Rebeckah (BB12)-Chris (BB13)-Hazel (BB14)-Toya (BB15)-Biannca (BB15)

Sorry Troy. Bonnies still in I evicted Chris instead

[MB.]

Imagine saving Grace though

Which isn't in any way a saving grace

[reece(:]

Evict Mary

http://i.imgur.com/SXif8BT.gif

[Jason.]

Imagine saving Grace though

Which isn't in any way a saving grace

Grace was a great HM :nono:

[Daniel-X]

Imagine saving Grace though

Which isn't in any way a saving grace

Excuse me Grace is a goddess

[Jason.]

ooh 8000th post already reached, I didn't know about this

yay me

[Macie Lightfoot]

~Round Sixteen~

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/amma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/brian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/jade.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/kate.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/mary.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/bonnie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/pete.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/samantha.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/amanda.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/karly.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/rodrigo.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/rebeckah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/biannca.png

Amma (BB2)-Brian (BB2)-Alison (BB3)-Jade (BB3)-Kate (BB3)-Mary (BB6)
Saskia (BB6)-Bonnie (BB7)-Grace (BB7)-Pete (BB7)-Samanda (BB8)-Karly (BB10)
Rodrigo (BB10)-Rebeckah (BB12)-Chris (BB13)-Hazel (BB14)-Toya (BB15)-Biannca (BB15)

so it's on the new page.

[Pete.]

Rodrigo (Rebekah) Lopes

https://blogfaced.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/shutup_rodrigo.jpg

OK I know she's Rebekah now and is serving it through all the tough times! BUT imma refer to her as Rodrigo here because she was male in the house. :/ I liked Rodrigo because I was not going to be responsible for cutting people like Bonnie.

So Rodrigo went in as obvious favourite to win stating that he loved the UK and that the UK turned him gay (and then into a woman idk?) and he was involved in the launch night twist with something to do with shaving Noirin's eyebrows. He succeeded and became the first housemate to become a housemate, so slay.

He decided to strike up a friendship with Sophie and most infamously a relationship, feud, relationship, feud then relationship again with Charlie. This was officially the first gay relationship to be formed in the BBUK house which should have got tabloids in a spin. Well not really. Probably because the media interest wasn't really there anymore but mainly because the relationship was well, awkward viewing. In between the petty arguments they were bitching about each other and saying they wouldn't talk to each other in the DR and to their faces. Anyway the whole thing was exhausting but the show didn't really have many storylines once Bea left so this relationship really dominated the highlight shows and turned the public off Rodrigo and Charlie massively. This meant Rodrigo came 5th with 11% of the vote.

I save Amma because her fumes at ET <3

[reece(:]

Pray 4 Amma

[Jason.]

If I was allowed to play (shade at MB :hmph:) Amma would've been saved by now.

js

[MB.]

Save Amma Evict Rodrigo :{}

Not a dead housemate and a trans housemate getting cut in the same round

If I was allowed to play (shade at MB :hmph:) Amma would've been saved by now.

js

Um it isn't my game :unsure:

[Jason.]

Just out of curiosity, what happened to Sada who I cut (not sure if that counted or not), but I didn't see anyone else cut or save either her or Darren afterwards? :shrug:

[Pete.]

Evict Saskia save Toya
Bless you

[Pete.]

Just out of curiosity, what happened to Sada who I cut (not sure if that counted or not), but I didn't see anyone else cut or save either her or Darren afterwards? :shrug:
Up to Rihce

[Jason.]

Not a dead housemate and a trans housemate getting cut in the same round


The Great British Public, eh?

Racist. Check
Sexist. Check
Ageist. Check

Transphobic. Check
Against the deceased. Check

[MB.]

Can we get Rebeckah out please ta

[Daniel.]

Mary going this early is honestly criminal

At least she beat Roberto I guess

[Jason.]

Mary going this early is honestly criminal

At least she beat Roberto I guess

ROBERTO
ROBERTO
ROBERRRTTTO!

:joker:

[Daniel.]

save bonnie

cut rebeckah

[Jason.]

:clap2: @ whoever saved Karly

[MB.]

save bonnie

cut rebeckah

That is the correct decision

[Jason.]

save bonnie

cut rebeckah

Wasn't she your BB12 profile favourite at one point?

What is the truth?

[Pete.]

:clap2: @ whoever saved Karly
Legend Karly <3

[Daniel.]

The truth is that Heaven is

[Jason.]

Wasn't she your BB12 profile favourite at one point?

MB clocking me having Ashleigh as my BB15 fave teas

[reece(:]

:clap2: @ whoever saved Karly
Queen!!<3

[Daniel.]

Mary should be top 10

[Jason.]

The Karly love on here :flutter:

[Daniel.]

BB6

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37400000/Kurt-nirvana-37431879-250-188.gif

[Jason.]

BB6

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37400000/Kurt-nirvana-37431879-250-188.gif

idgi?

[Black Dagger]

(Nearly got rid of Karly tbh, but decided to go for somebody who hasn't been with us for 6 years. Oops)

[Jason.]

(Nearly got rid of Karly tbh, but decided to go for somebody who hasn't been with us for 6 years. Oops)

You're vile...for wanting Karly out.

[Daniel.]

Bea > Karly

[Daniel.]

idgi?

why r u in this thread :slap:

[Jason.]

why r u in this thread :slap:

Did MB tell you to say that? :suspect:

[Macie Lightfoot]

~Round Sixteen~

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/amma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/brian.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/jade.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/kate.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/mary.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/bonnie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/pete.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/samantha.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/amanda.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/karly.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/rodrigo.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/rebeckah.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/biannca.png

Amma (BB2)-Brian (BB2)-Alison (BB3)-Jade (BB3)-Kate (BB3)-Mary (BB6)
Saskia (BB6)-Bonnie (BB7)-Grace (BB7)-Pete (BB7)-Samanda (BB8)-Karly (BB10)
Rodrigo (BB10)-Rebeckah (BB12)-Chris (BB13)-Hazel (BB14)-Toya (BB15)-Biannca (BB15)

Think it's up to Espeon now?

[Daniel-X]

Chris James - BB13:

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article865143.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chris%20Big%20Brother
('Ladies man' Chris everybody)

Like many already eliminated housemates Wolfy, Pauline, Caroline etc Chris had the launch night curse placed upon him when he entered the house. I don't even know why he was so well liked does sounding like Joe Pasquale and being fat mean you have to be well liked I don't know? He entered the house and didn't do much really for his first few days so to be honest I didn't have a huge problem with him he could have stayed he could have been evicted I couldn't have cared less. One of his pros was him saying goodbye to Victoria when she was unfairly evicted after three days in the house compared to the likes of scummy Caroline who stated they were thrilled she left and just celebrated the fact that C-U-N-T Conor had survived eviction.

Chris then all of a sudden developed this horrid personality that would come out at the most ridiculous times. He seemed to have problems with everyone in the house. He lost it multiple times with housemates when he didn't seem to get his own way and would throw his dummies out the pram. Like I'm not a huge fan of Luke S but all I remember is him trying constantly to pick fights with Luke and Luke just came across as the better person every time as he didn't rise to Chris' constant attempts to try and get him wound up. He also lost it with Becky in the bedroom after she told him to calm down after loosing his temper with Scott screaming at her that he would nominate her every week he could. He also had an argument with Queen Lauren Carre I'm not sure what over thinking about it but I'm not here for anyone who is nasty to C5's goddess housemate. His temper was something which obviously his housemates and the public clearly couldn't handle as he was evicted over Aaron in week two.

I'm saving goddess Grace Adams-Short and MB 'shut up you moose'

.

[Jason.]

and MB 'shut up you moose'

Slay a bit.

(can that also be directed to the other Daniel, he's bullying me)

[Daniel-X]

Slay a bit.

(can that also be directed to the other Daniel, he's bullying me)

I only directed it at MB because he called Grace :worry:

[Shaun]

ok so:

145 - Dexter BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050754&postcount=2723
144 - Laura BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050755&postcount=2724
143 - Dan BB5 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050756&postcount=2725
142 - Simon BB16 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050760&postcount=2727
141 - Dale BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050851&postcount=2750
140 - Nichola BB1 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050784&postcount=2735
139 - Jo BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050803&postcount=2739
138 - Nicole BB9 - Lucas to do write-up
137 - Sada or Darren BB1 did Reece decide yet
136 - Mary - me to do write-up
135 - Saskia - MB to do write-up
134 - Biannca - Jake to do write-up
133 - Jade - Lucas to do write-up
132 - Chris - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053247&postcount=2819
131 - Pete - Rihce to do write-up
130 - Rodrigo - Petemitch to do write-up
129 - Rebeckah - Daniel_ to do write-up
128 - Brian D/Samanda (I mean it should obviously be Samanda but y'know)

[Jake.]

Biannca Lake
Big Brother 15 (13th Place)

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/07/big-brother-new-housemate09-250x250.jpg

Why is Biannca still in this? Did people forget about her existence? It's a strong possibility.

Biannca entered the house late to BB15 along with (equally awful) housemates Zoe and Pav. Her one trick seemed to be her tits and looking for any opportunity to flash them out (dragging them along the stairs during her eviction wasn't her most classy of moves), but this was not her worst crime. No, where she really went wrong was immediately teaming up with Helen and sticking to her like a moth to a flame. She seemed to have some irrational hatred of Danielle and slagged her off or try/pulled her up on things she'd done outside of the house with any given opportunity (remember the 'no contact with the outside rule', producers?), given more fuel to Helen's fire. Was she a bad person? No, not really, but she was a god awful housemate and boasting about how much you love cock is never going to win too many people over.

[Jason.]

Apart from being a black female and having a good final week (which wasn't even that good, lbr) why is Toya still in? :shrug:

[Pete.]

Apart from being a black female and having a good final week (which wasn't even that good, lbr) why is Toya still in? :shrug:
Iconic T was the only one to destroy the lads and Helen. Slay a bit

[Jake.]

Apart from being a black female and having a good final week (which wasn't even that good, lbr) why is Toya still in? :shrug:

God awful housemate

[reece(:]

Iconic T was the only one to destroy the lads and Helen. Slay a bit
:love:

[EspeonBB]

Not another round taking place whilst I'm out.

So I have to choose between Brian and Samanda?

[Shaun]

Indeed

[EspeonBB]

I'll cut Samanda and save Brian because I'll have more to say on the twins :worry:

---

128.
Sam & Amanda Marchant (BB8)

http://rs238.pbsrc.com/albums/ff257/rachealtammy22/BB%20stuff/7292011_POLFOTO.jpg~320x480

Samanda are actually quite overrated. Like they came in the top 10 of the last DS popularity poll above goddesses such as Makosi and Aisleyne and it's not on. We've already harrowingly lost Saskia & Mary this round so I'll take out the twins to make sure this round isn't all bad.

Anyway I just find the twins boring. They were just a bit too saccharine for me you know, it's like they only had one mode and kept it throught the 13(!!!) weeks they were in the house for and as someone who wasn't a fan of their persona to begin with, it really started to wear thin. They are probably my least fave original BB8 housemate so of course they were the ones who lasted the longest :rolleyes:

That being said they weren't bad people like half the BB8 cast (i.e. the men). I found them cute sometimes and I did appreciate the fact they seemed to be happy all the time, even if it wasn't the most entertaining thing to watch. They were also friends with Charley (I think) so bonus points for that. However, ultimately I just didn't find them to be good housemates. They were just kind of background characters who didn't really do much for me. They didn't get into conflict with anyone and although they were funny sometimes (like that time they found a spider in the bathroom and freaked out) it wasn't enough to make me love them. Although I would have preferred to see them win than Brian, I didn't really care in the end :shrug:

Also some people seem to prefer one twin to the other but I can't really tell them apart lol.

In conclusion: Samanda are pleasant people who had some good moments but ultimately kinda bored me during their stay

Saving Brian

[Shaun]

Yaaaaaas <3

[Pete.]

Rodrigo (Rebekah) Lopes

https://blogfaced.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/shutup_rodrigo.jpg

OK I know she's Rebekah now and is serving it through all the tough times! BUT imma refer to her as Rodrigo here because she was male in the house. :/ I liked Rodrigo because I was not going to be responsible for cutting people like Bonnie.

So Rodrigo went in as obvious favourite to win stating that he loved the UK and that the UK turned him gay (and then into a woman idk?) and he was involved in the launch night twist with something to do with shaving Noirin's eyebrows. He succeeded and became the first housemate to become a housemate, so slay.

He decided to strike up a friendship with Sophie and most infamously a relationship, feud, relationship, feud then relationship again with Charlie. This was officially the first gay relationship to be formed in the BBUK house which should have got tabloids in a spin. Well not really. Probably because the media interest wasn't really there anymore but mainly because the relationship was well, awkward viewing. In between the petty arguments they were bitching about each other and saying they wouldn't talk to each other in the DR and to their faces. Anyway the whole thing was exhausting but the show didn't really have many storylines once Bea left so this relationship really dominated the highlight shows and turned the public off Rodrigo and Charlie massively. This meant Rodrigo came 5th with 11% of the vote.

I save Amma because her fumes at ET <3
http://i.imgur.com/VtKlyUT.png

[Jason.]

Iconic T was the only one to destroy the lads and Helen. Slay a bit

But she didn't really do any of that. She just shouted at them, and they shouted back. Not really "destroying". And she didn't take on Helen at all. She was friends with Helen, and actually her partner in crime the previous two weeks, until like five days before she was evicted took her to one side and told her to clam down. I always thought she had more of a problem with the "lads" than Helen, well whilst in the house she did anyway.

Also the only one is a bit of a understatement as I personally think Ashleigh and Christopher also and actually did "destroy" Helen.

[MB.]

Also the only one is a bit of a understatement as I personally think Ashleigh and Christopher also and actually did "destroy" Helen.

Calm down Josy

[Jason.]

Calm down Josy

*stops hovering around the ban button*

[Pete.]

Not turning this into another Toya debate tbh people just have different tastes http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/blurp.gif

[Jason.]

Not turning this into another Toya debate tbh people just have different tastes http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/blurp.gif

I enjoy Toya debates :shrug:

I guess. We still agree on everything else though so :hee:

[EspeonBB]

Not Mary and Saskia being cut :(

[Jason.]

Not Mary and Saskia being cut :(

Whilst Anthony is still in, I think

[EspeonBB]

I enjoy Toya debates :shrug:

I guess. We still agree on everything else though so :hee:

Secret stan?

[Pete.]

I enjoy Toya debates :shrug:

I guess. We still agree on everything else though so :hee:
We've done about 2 debates about her tho

[Black Dagger]

Saskia sucks and should have gone ages ago.

[Shaun]

136th: Mary O'Leary (BB6)
http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/galleries/big-brother-heroes/img/img_10.jpg

Thank you Macie for letting me take this overrated mess out of the game earlier than she was clearly destined for. Truth be told, she deserves around a 150th spot I suppose, but she really peaked on launch night. An awkward broomstick ride into the house where she could barely see through her hair must have blinded her potential, because she spent most of the week moping around, refusing to interact with anyone and making wild accusations about the other housemates. If you can be made to look stupid by Saskia (accusing her of having surgery when she hadn't) then you really are struggling as a human being. It was just incredibly uncomfortable and frustrating watching her being doted on by the likes of Roberto, Kemal, Craig, etc. only for her to grit her teeth and slag them all off in the diary room for 'being wannabes' (because nothing screams integrity like unveiling yourself as a holistic therapist).

There were brief highlights: her witch-themed birthday party let the other housemates unwind and she had a bit of a dance which was nice, and I suppose arguing with Saskia is commendable even if you're literally hissing and spitting on the floor whilst doing it, and she was ultimately the victim of a slightly unfair launch night twist but at the end of the day (to borrow BB6's defining catchphrase), if you're going to present yourself as this alternative victim of alien abduction then you're just asking to be embarrassed and sent packing.

So that's what I've done.

I save Kate again because she's not becoming the second female winner to be removed from the game. That will go to Sophie whether you like it or not.

done tbh

[Daniel.]

Mary was amazing and unique

[Shaun]

there are hundreds of her wandering around Totnes writing their own spells

[MB.]

I do like Mary (well she was in BB6, it's the law) but she's very overrated

[Daniel.]

How? People pay her dust, she's underrated :love:

[Jason.]

We've done about 2 debates about her tho

Have we?

I've honestly lost coutn, as me and Daniel have debated about her too :laugh:

[Pete.]

Have we?

I've honestly lost coutn, as me and Daniel have debated about her too :laugh:
Legendary Toya

[Jason.]

Saskia sucks and should have gone ages ago.

Excuse you? nobody in BB6 sucks, tyvm.

well nobody except Anfernee, Hewgene, and Pigwell, and Whoberto

[Daniel.]

I agree I liked everyone but the four you mentioned BB6

[Jason.]

This is random, but I really like Lesleh

This pic pretty much sums it up

Her going to the toilet mid-conversation :joker:

http://i.imgur.com/H3Qzk5k.jpg

[Shaun]

Roberto >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mary, Saskia, Lesley, Sam, Anthony, Maxwell, Orlaith & probably even Vanessa tbh

[Pete.]

Modern icon!

[Jake.]

can I post mine whenever?

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I might as well do 3 write ups tonight when I can be bothered.

[MB.]

(also I won't be around much for the next two days so Daniel can do his next round before mine if he likes)

[Jake.]

Actually I'll wait for an updated OP list

[Daniel-X]

(also I won't be around much for the next two days so Daniel can do his next round before mine if he likes)

Thanks MB :)

[EspeonBB]

I'll cut Samanda and save Brian because I'll have more to say on the twins :worry:

---

128.
Sam & Amanda Marchant (BB8)

http://rs238.pbsrc.com/albums/ff257/rachealtammy22/BB%20stuff/7292011_POLFOTO.jpg~320x480

Samanda are actually quite overrated. Like they came in the top 10 of the last DS popularity poll above goddesses such as Makosi and Aisleyne and it's not on. We've already harrowingly lost Saskia & Mary this round so I'll take out the twins to make sure this round isn't all bad.

Anyway I just find the twins boring. They were just a bit too saccharine for me you know, it's like they only had one mode and kept it throught the 13(!!!) weeks they were in the house for and as someone who wasn't a fan of their persona to begin with, it really started to wear thin. They are probably my least fave original BB8 housemate so of course they were the ones who lasted the longest :rolleyes:

That being said they weren't bad people like half the BB8 cast (i.e. the men). I found them cute sometimes and I did appreciate the fact they seemed to be happy all the time, even if it wasn't the most entertaining thing to watch. They were also friends with Charley (I think) so bonus points for that. However, ultimately I just didn't find them to be good housemates. They were just kind of background characters who didn't really do much for me. They didn't get into conflict with anyone and although they were funny sometimes (like that time they found a spider in the bathroom and freaked out) it wasn't enough to make me love them. Although I would have preferred to see them win than Brian, I didn't really care in the end :shrug:

Also some people seem to prefer one twin to the other but I can't really tell them apart lol.

In conclusion: Samanda are pleasant people who had some good moments but ultimately kinda bored me during their stay

Saving Brian

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Demi_Lovato_-_Cool_for_the_Summer_(Official_Single_Cover).png

[Pete.]

The spider fumes <3

[EspeonBB]

Here's an update:
145th: Dexter Koh (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050754&postcount=2723
144th: Laura McAdam (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050755&postcount=2724
143rd: Dan Bryan (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050756&postcount=2725
142nd: Simon Gross (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050760&postcount=2727
141st: Dale Howard (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050851&postcount=2750
140th: Nichola Holt (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050784&postcount=2735
139th: Jo Butler (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050803&postcount=2739
138th: Nicole Cammack (BB9) – Lucas still to do writeup
137th: Sada Walkington (BB1) or Darren Ramsay (BB1) – reece still has to choose
136th: Mary O'Leary (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053233&postcount=2811
135th: Saskia Howard-Clarke (BB6) – MB still to do writeup
134th: Biannca Lake (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053758&postcount=2862
133rd: Jade Goody (BB3) – Lucas still to do writeup
132nd: Chris James (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053247&postcount=2819
131st: Pete Bennett (BB7) – reece still to do writeup
130th: Rodrigo Lopes (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053260&postcount=2829
129th: Rebeckah Vaughan (BB12) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
128th: Sam & Amanda Marchant (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054039&postcount=2869

I guess if Rihce doesn't want to choose between Sada & Darren we could always use BB6's writeup on Sada nnn

[reece(:]

I'll save Sada bcos iconic first ever first boot :hee:

[Pete.]

I'll save Sada bcos iconic first ever first boot :hee:
She's no Penny

[Jason.]

Well that's my write up being rendered pointless then

[MB.]

As if it was ever going to be used anyway

[Jason.]

As if it was ever going to be used anyway

true

[Jason.]

It was a good write-up, though. I'm impressed :hee:

[Shaun]

smh darren >>>>>>>>>>>.

[Jason.]

smh darren >>>>>>>>>>>.

eh?

weren't you the one who joined in the lynching when I cut Sada. :suspect:

what is the truth?

[EspeonBB]

OK seaux:

145th: Dexter Koh (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050754&postcount=2723
144th: Laura McAdam (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050755&postcount=2724
143rd: Dan Bryan (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050756&postcount=2725
142nd: Simon Gross (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050760&postcount=2727
141st: Dale Howard (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050851&postcount=2750
140th: Nichola Holt (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050784&postcount=2735
139th: Jo Butler (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050803&postcount=2739
138th: Nicole Cammack (BB9) – Lucas still to do writeup
137th: Darren Ramsay (BB1) – reece still to do writeup
136th: Mary O'Leary (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053233&postcount=2811
135th: Saskia Howard-Clarke (BB6) – MB still to do writeup
134th: Biannca Lake (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053758&postcount=2862
133rd: Jade Goody (BB3) – Lucas still to do writeup
132nd: Chris James (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053247&postcount=2819
131st: Pete Bennett (BB7) – reece still to do writeup
130th: Rodrigo Lopes (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053260&postcount=2829
129th: Rebeckah Vaughan (BB12) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
128th: Sam & Amanda Marchant (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054039&postcount=2869

[MB.]

eh?

weren't you the one who joined in the lynching when I cut Sada. :suspect:

what is the truth?

literally leave no one cares

(although i agree with your decision tbh, darren <3)

You have a dreadful memory

[Shaun]

I'll edit the pics in a bit.

[Pete.]

They both suck! -runs-

[Jason.]

You have a dreadful memory

BORRREE OFF!

[Jason.]

Btw, MB Will1999 PMed me earlier and told me to have a fake argument with you as part of gamepods BBflop thing launch twist :joker:

Did you know about this?

[EspeonBB]

Btw, MB Will1999 PMed me earlier and told me to have a fake argument with you as part of gamepods BBflop thing launch twist :joker:

Did you know about this?

Not the exposé

[MB.]

Btw, MB Will1999 PMed me earlier and told me to have a fake argument with you as part of gamepods BBflop thing launch twist :joker:

Did you know about this?

You ain't my mother

[Pete.]

Btw, MB Will1999 PMed me earlier and told me to have a fake argument with you as part of gamepods BBflop thing launch twist :joker:

Did you know about this?
Receipts dished?

[Jason.]

You ain't my mother

I was thinking it went more like "STOP TALKING SHYYTEE!"

[Jason.]

Receipts dished?

Originally Posted by Will1999
So tonight you will enter the Game Pod house, and we have a very special task for you.

Throughout the launch you must have a fake row with MB as your not to keen on him, you 2 will enter first.

Maybe make a comment about him, and progress with the argument.

If you succeed you will win immunity from the first eviction!

.

[Jason.]

Funny thing is

I didn't even apply to be on BB:Gamepodflop, and I've never once stated I wasn't keen on Luke :shrug:

[Shaun]

Updated pics for Jake

BB1:
http://i.imgur.com/d3MnhL7.png

BB2:
http://i.imgur.com/mIJnnPD.png

BB3:
http://i.imgur.com/3z3wNfo.png

BB4:
http://i.imgur.com/uP3gXFM.png

BB5:
http://i.imgur.com/hlmRHBU.png

BB6:
http://i.imgur.com/Vx9KaDB.png

BB7:
http://i.imgur.com/X9tCYZd.png

BB8:
http://i.imgur.com/Lj0Aj60.png

BB9:
http://i.imgur.com/SwGpQMv.png

BB10:
http://i.imgur.com/qAqNJaC.png

BB11:
http://i.imgur.com/nwAGqK2.png

BB12:
http://i.imgur.com/Uk4QifH.png

BB13:
http://i.imgur.com/2MgO41k.png

BB14:
http://i.imgur.com/ycsxpgW.png

BB15:
http://i.imgur.com/0khD6Mm.png

BB16:
http://i.imgur.com/YRMi04n.png

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/tlO3XZn.png

l-r

Chanelle(BB8), Dawn(BB7), Orlaith(BB6), Jayne(BB7), Tracey(BB8), Sylvia(BB9), Lisa(BB10), Rachel(BB11), Caoimhe(BB11)
Tom(BB12), Alex(BB12), Jem(BB12), Victoria(BB13), Adjoa(BB16), Chloe(BB16), Harry(BB16), Lesley(BB8), Deana(BB13)

[Black Dagger]

Save Lesley and evict Lisa

[Shaun]

#126 - Harry Amelia Martin (BB16)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/21/22/29D8953A00000578-3133718-image-a-3_1434921000643.jpg

Before I rip into ha I will say that her last week in the house was wonderful and she showed signs of being the series' token undefinable nutjob that went against the under-the-radar dickheads Joel and Jack, and her random barking and shrieking of "I'm a hypocrite! I love it!" was mildly amusing and a nice bit of life injected into the series, but ultimately I have evicted Harry early because she should've been evicted earlier in the actual series. Why did we lose Jade to her? Why? Don't pretend that Cristian was 2nd that week. It's just not realistic.gif. That eviction is indefensible.

But ultimately the real reason I'm evicting her is that she was kinda weak and pathetic in the three/four weeks up until that week above. Aside from latching onto possibly the least attractive young (straight) male housemate since BB11's Andrew, she sulked her way through Marc's reign of terror, didn't do a terribly good job of defending her right to cook and walk around topless (I didn't really mind her doing that, and I don't know why others did, but her defence was essentially "**** off I'll do what I want"), refused to take part in fairly simple tasks if it meant interacting with Marc, turned on Sam with the rest of the original housemates (that is obviously the main reason I've got rid) and just didn't really do that much for me to understand her appeal. Well, I mean, I do understand her appeal, she was female in a series fast running out of females. But that's about it.

At least she replaced Harriet. That much I'll give her credit for.

I save Caoimhe because I'm not really sure why

[MB.]

ugh @ you Shaun

Chanelle Hayes (BB8)

http://www.easyhairmodels.com/wp-content/uploads/victoria-beckham-hair-models5.jpg

No, wait, wrong picture.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chanelle-walks.jpg

“I just want to GLEAVE this ranking” – Chanelle Hayes, circa 2007

So yeah, if you didn’t know already I’m not particularly keen on either Chanelle or Charley, hence me cutting one and nominating the other. But of the two, I dislike Chanelle more. Actually, I’m not overly keen on BB8 as a series, which explains my feelings towards both of these two. And frankly, I don’t want to write about anyone from BB8 until Lesley Brain makes the top five of this thing but hey ho.

Of course, though, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Charley. This rivalry was one of the major driving storylines of the first (/bearable) half of the series, and itself is a reason for why I dislike it. Although very… erm… quotable, this feud was loud, repetitive and mind-numbing and made me also want to stick my head under a duvet. I’m sure some are entertained by twenty nine hour-long rows revolving around Rihanna’s age, but sadly I am not one of them (spoiler: she was 19).

Also of course, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Ziggy. Ugh. Urgh. Blegh. Yuck. Vom. You get the picture. Chiggy, it’s not you, it’s me. No, wait, it’s you. You’re both terrible people, get out of this ranking.

Anyway, she walked and no1curred even though the quality of the already-quite-shoddy series nosedived at around that point (…I’m sure that’s a coincidence), she released a single that wasn’t nearly as good as Charley’s or even Shabnam’s let’s be fair, she bonked Jade Goody’s boyfriend and now she’s fat again. To paraphrase Andy Warhol, that is.

To summarise,

http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/140/photos/519000/CHANELLE-HAYES-273519.jpg

I'm saving Deana because I'm not insane now am I.

[Black Dagger]

I would like to give my final pass to Lesley as well pls.

[reece(:]

save Jayne, cut Lisa

[Shaun]

lisa's gone hun

[Jake.]

save Jayne, cut Lisa

already gone

[Jake.]

these edits :nono:

[reece(:]

already gone
Tom then
---------------
124th: MIKA Tom O'Connell, BB12 - fifth place
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5pQHXPIAAIdZ9e.jpg

Big Brother 12 is pretty much a blank canvas in my mind, bar the first few weeks so this will be a toughie. In the barren world of BB12, Tom was one of the better entities that had a solid middle of the road performance throughout, he'd occasionally appear to engage in outrageous antics with Alex and would often run around naked with Mark, yikes. But he wasn't that amazing as there was pretty much no character development to him in like 8 weeks until his final week where he multiple meltdowns about the way he's edited and raging on Aaron, who he prior had this weird crush on, I remember him throwing a pot or something in the confrontation, idk? I'm just glad he was a break from the sea of negativity and lifesucking coming from many of the males in that house, and he is for sure the best of the male bunch.

His and Alex's friendship was pretty vapid but lowkey fun and much needed in that awful house.. like they were the background stars of the latter part of the series and would be constantly in inane (but funny) discussions about which mineral/animal they'd be whilst all the grim **** is going on around them :joker:... I think they are still besties to this day. Tom's time ended in a surprise midweek eviction... I think? And he used to guest on BOTS at least once a week with pretty righteous opinions!

[Ross.]

Evict Harry [BB16]

:clap1:

[Pete.]

SAVE ORLAITH

[reece(:]

I would like to give my final pass to Lesley as well pls.
Queen!

[MB.]

also ugh @ Ross

[Daniel.]

Why has top five housemate Deana been nominated? :o

[Jake.]

SAVE ORLAITH

gone

[LukeB]

Evict Harry [BB16]

:flutter: :clap1: great job

[Pete.]

gone
BYE

[Daniel-X]

Chloe Wilburn - BB16:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3036686/thumbs/o-CHLOE-570.jpg?7

I loved Chloe when she first entered. She was just a down to earth working class girl who seemed like she had loads of comedic potential. She was one of my favourites on launch night along with Aaron, Adjoa and Harriet. Then she just seemed to fade into a background character for her first two weeks in the house. She'd be featured very rarely and we'd only really see her in tasks so I didn't really have an opinion on her after that she was just there. She was okay but if she had to go I wouldn't really care as it seemed she didn't have much to offer. Then she found her voice when Marc came in. I still didn't mind her then as even though I love Marc I did find his targeting of Chloe sometimes to be a little nasty and unneeded for and usually she dealt with what he said very well and I really liked her again and she even went in my signature.

Then she went and ****ed it for herself in my eyes. Her bad reactions to being nominated where one of the reasons I couldn't stand her like when she called Nick out because he nominated her face to face and she bordering on tears. Then the other time when she said she was only seen as boring because she wasn't famous and pointed out why everyone had a mild experience of fame she just behaved like a child when she got nominated and it was very embarrassing to watch. Then she'd often show signs of being extremely selfish and hypocritical she was fumed when Jack nearly went and spent money on orange juice and football scores and said he was obsessed with money. She herself clearly was obsessed with money though as her temper got flared very quickly if someone did something to affect the prize fund in the cashbomb week and then went and proceeded to take £5000 for herself from the prize fund and then turned on the tears saying she didn't want to have the money anymore.

She isn't the worst winner of big brother and she was a much better choice for a winner over Cristian and Danny. But her win just felt like she didn't deserve it she coasted half the series than behaved like a bit of a dick the second half.

Saving Trendy Slyvia Barrie

[Jake.]

Why has top five housemate Deana been nominated? :o

so that she'd get saved in replacement of someone awful

[Pete.]

Hew's left then

[MB.]

Also ugh @ Luke

I'm running out of ughs here guys

[reece(:]

Save Sylvia

Evict Tom
I saved legend Jayne

[EspeonBB]

Who's left idg

[MB.]

so that she'd get saved in replacement of someone awful

Then why didn't you nominate anyone awful

[Pete.]

Then why didn't you nominate anyone awful
TBQH

[Daniel.]

Harry is out? :o

she made bb16 bearable

*quits*

[Daniel-X]

I also save and replace Harry with Anthony (BB6)

[Macie Lightfoot]

I COULD be really difficult and use my #finalpass or #saveandreplace on Lisa lizard goddess Wallace. BUT I'm feeling charitable and I won't (jk it'd actually be really unfair since Lucas tried to do that to me twice and failed, AND I just accidentally got him evicted in Revolution)

[LukeB]

Then why didn't you nominate anyone awful

He did, he nominated Harry :flutter:

[Jake.]

Then why didn't you nominate anyone awful


Chanelle(BB8), Dawn(BB7), Orlaith(BB6), Jayne(BB7), Tracey(BB8), Sylvia(BB9), Lisa(BB10), Rachel(BB11), Caoimhe(BB11)
Tom(BB12), Alex(BB12), Jem(BB12), Victoria(BB13), Adjoa(BB16), Chloe(BB16), Harry(BB16

begs to differ

[MB.]

Harry is out? :o

she made bb16 bearable

*quits*

Anything's possible apparently

(yes I #saveandreplace Shaun with BB6)

[Macie Lightfoot]

evict Victoria
save JEM PALMER

--

#. Victoria Eisermann (BB13)

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-34020096.jpg?size=67&uid=1871b8e7-496d-41c0-b24d-769ee002010b

She had evil eyes. She also got in a fight with Arron which I don't really remember the contents of but didn't she take her bra off in bed to piss him off? She also contributed to the iconic hashtag #saladgate. Also, didn't she come back at the reunion and give Conor **** for his treatment of Deana even though she barely knew either of them? Victoria was kind of alright when you think about it!

However, I was more than glad to lose her and keep Lydia on our television screens and computer monitors, and in the grand scheme of things plenty of other people did "I spent less than 100 hours in the BBUK house" better (Isaac Stout and Laura McAdam WHO ARE ALREADY OUT OF THIS RANKDOWN WHAT THE ****) so how much can one really care about Victoria? We're also about to enter the top 100 and enough undeserving slimeballs have slipped through the cracks so sorry Victoria, it's time to get on your golf cart and slide out of this rankdown.

http://i.imgur.com/S7pNxA3.png

I'm saivng Jem because she's one of two people to have a Macie Lightfoot Tribute Thread ® in their honor.

[Jake.]

evict Jayne
save JEM PALMER

Jayne is safe

[MB.]

He did, he nominated Harry :flutter:

Well yes but you're a Sarah fan so

[Macie Lightfoot]

k I'm evicting Victoria

[reece(:]

Jayne is saved henner

[Daniel-X]

For the second time I have saved and replaced Harry with Anthony from BB6

[Pete.]

I can't at these nom options tho

[reece(:]

begs to differ
Why no Anthony :weeps:

[Black Dagger]

I COULD be really difficult and use my #finalpass or #saveandreplace on Lisa lizard goddess Wallace. BUT I'm feeling charitable and I won't (jk it'd actually be really unfair since Lucas tried to do that to me twice and failed, AND I just accidentally got him evicted in Revolution)

Yeah if veto was still a thing I wouldn't have bothered because I knew you would have but seeming as its been axed I knew I had to take my chance. :laugh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

ya for real these nominations are for lack of a better word HARROWING, I must say

[Pete.]

Save Chloegend
Evict Tom

?

[Jake.]

Why no Anthony :weeps:

oh i thought he was out

[Daniel-X]

For the second time I have saved and replaced Harry with Anthony from BB6

Please someone clarify this to me and Shaun

[Shaun]

from what i can tell

http://i.imgur.com/tlO3XZn.png

l-r

Chanelle(BB8), Dawn(BB7), Orlaith(BB6), Jayne(BB7), Tracey(BB8), Sylvia(BB9), Lisa(BB10), Rachel(BB11), Caoimhe(BB11)
Tom(BB12), Alex(BB12), Jem(BB12), Victoria(BB13), Adjoa(BB16), Chloe(BB16), Harry(BB16), Lesley(BB8), Deana(BB13)

Lucas - Lesley (final pass) - Lisa
Shaun - Caoimhe - Harry
MB - Deana - Chanelle
Reece - Jayne - Tom
Petemitch - Orlaith - ???
Daniel-X - Sylvia - Chloe
Macie - Jem - Victoria
Espeon - Adjoa - Dawn

So there's Rachel, Tracy and Alex left.

[Daniel-X]

Save Chloegend
Evict Tom

?

Both are out

[Shaun]

and yeah I'm not writing a bio on anyone else when my veto was ignored at least twice ty

[MB.]

Oh ok Jake didn't know Anthony was out that's fine we can do this round all over again guys that's cool

[Daniel-X]

from what i can tell



Lucas - Lesley (final pass) - Lisa
Shaun - Caoimhe - Harry
MB - Deana - Chanelle
Reece - Jayne - Tom
Petemitch - Orlaith - ???
Daniel-X - Sylvia - Chloe
Macie - Jem - Victoria

So there's Dawn, Tracey, Rachel, Alex and Adjoa left.


I saved and replaced Harry with Anthony Hutton

[Shaun]

and i ignored it x

[Daniel-X]

Well this whole save and replace isn't fair. I said I was saving Harry ages ago and replacing her with Anthony so...

[EspeonBB]

Messy round tbh

[Jake.]

is S&R still happening? (not editing any more pics though because effort)

[MB.]

Exceptions can be made for Anthony Hutton lbf

[Pete.]

So i can still save Orlaith

[Shaun]

(if it is then i call first dibs on evicting adjoa instead tbh)

[Black Dagger]

I thought veto was axed now? I tried using it twice and wasn't allowed either time.

[MB.]

So i can still save Orlaith

Pretty sure you already did

[Jake.]

I thought veto was done with after last time, seems like the fairest way forward

[Pete.]

Pretty sure you already did
Someone said she was gone

[EspeonBB]

Evict Dawn, save Adjoa

---

121.
Dawn Blake (BB7)

http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article51619.ece/BINARY/2E64DD10-D6DA-15D4-25CA3C987C3EFF45.jpg

Dawn has to be one of the most enigmatic mysteries of our time and I kind of love her for it. To be honest I don't want to cut her but the nominations this round have been awful and Dawn doesn't match up to the other nominees so I had to cut her :(

I don't really remember much about Dawn in the house at first. She was present when Nikki was melting down about bottled water and she was friendly to Shahbaz for a while before Shahbaz starting doing a bit too much but that's about it. However, everyone started to smell B.O. in the house and they accused Dawn of it (apparently it was Pete..?) and thus she got nominated (I still lol @ the idea of someone getting nominated for spreading B.O.). And then she got a message from Big Brother that her sister was sick and she told everyone else that it was code her and her family set up to indicate whether or not she was popular with the public and then she got removed in the most hilarious ejection ever (well the only funny ejection really):
4cj7_8hOFSQ

"OH SHUT UP X1000" :joker::joker::joker:

And apparently she went on a hunger strike after the show. How did that go?

Saving Adjoa

[Jake.]

just leave veto tbh

[Shaun]

MB originally got rid but then edited to Chanelle, Pete, so you've saved her (and need to evict one of the remaining 5)

[Pete.]

Rachel Ifon

http://i1.cdnds.net/10/32/550w_starsnaps_rachel_ifon.jpg

Unfortunately due to the limited options that I was presented with Rachel stuck out as the worst housemate which is a shame because I really liked her. She was unfortunately tarred with the brush of being boring. In fact she bares a striking resemblance to how Sam was treated this year outside and inside the house.

It's of my personal opinion that she was slated because John James hated her for some reason and John James of course had a huge following (:spin:). This was shown in the Charles Dickens task when she irritated John James for like no reason so slay gal.

The sad fact was that Rachel was never liked inside the house and come Week 8 she was nominated and evicted with 58.5% of the vote over John James and Dave of all people. Truly tragic </3

I'm saving Orlaith <3

[MB.]

So we either do away with veto completely or give everyone (apart from whoever used theirs on Sophie idk) a new one

Oh who needs rules anyway

[Pete.]

MB originally got rid but then edited to Chanelle, Pete, so you've saved her (and need to evict one of the remaining 5)
Thanks :)

[MB.]

MB originally got rid but then edited to Chanelle, Pete, so you've saved her (and need to evict one of the remaining 5)

I did actually mean to cut Chanelle but had Orlaith on the mind for some reason, which is the only time anyone's ever going to say those words

[Jake.]

So we either do away with veto completely or give everyone (apart from whoever used theirs on Sophie idk) a new one

Oh who needs rules anyway

Just get rid, it's effort to deal with it every round anyway and makes the whole noms last even longer

[Shaun]

k so whoever's left (daniel_?) has Alex & Tracey to choose between

[reece(:]

Is the veto axed or nah? It's gone from save and replace a nom to a veto with a 2 minute buffer to a veto with a 5 minute buffer to god knows :joker:

[Daniel-X]

Keep ha

[Jake.]

Is the veto axed or nah? It's gone from save and replace a nom to a veto with a 2 minute buffer to a veto with a 5 minute buffer to god knows :joker:

axe it

[Shaun]

sophie should be out :fist: justice for whoever went in her place

[Black Dagger]

Yeah axe it. It allowed Sophie Reade to be saved after my vetos got ignored so I will stay bitter.

[Macie Lightfoot]

evict Victoria
save JEM PALMER

--

#. Victoria Eisermann (BB13)

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-34020096.jpg?size=67&uid=1871b8e7-496d-41c0-b24d-769ee002010b

She had evil eyes. She also got in a fight with Arron which I don't really remember the contents of but didn't she take her bra off in bed to piss him off? She also contributed to the iconic hashtag #saladgate. Also, didn't she come back at the reunion and give Conor **** for his treatment of Deana even though she barely knew either of them? Victoria was kind of alright when you think about it!

However, I was more than glad to lose her and keep Lydia on our television screens and computer monitors, and in the grand scheme of things plenty of other people did "I spent less than 100 hours in the BBUK house" better (Isaac Stout and Laura McAdam WHO ARE ALREADY OUT OF THIS RANKDOWN WHAT THE ****) so how much can one really care about Victoria? We're also about to enter the top 100 and enough undeserving slimeballs have slipped through the cracks so sorry Victoria, it's time to get on your golf cart and slide out of this rankdown.

http://i.imgur.com/S7pNxA3.png

I'm saivng Jem because she's one of two people to have a Macie Lightfoot Tribute Thread ® in their honor.

#saladgate

[Jake.]

great writeup :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/sam.png coming for the top 50 #lovinlife

[MB.]

-makes mental note to cut Sam-