BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[reece(:]

Pete has 24 hours to post his nominations

I suspect it will be a lot sooner however. :joker:

[MB.]

g7VhofoV3qs

lol remember early Channel 5 BB

[Jason.]

So Solid?

Alexandra's gangster friends teas

[Daniel-X]

g7VhofoV3qs

lol remember early Channel 5 BB

Remember the Josie and John James documentary :omgno:

[MB.]

Remember the Josie and John James documentary :omgno:

Not to mention the closest we've ever had to BBLB.... OK! TV.

[Pete.]

Nominations 2.0
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/ash.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/ashleigh.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/dennis.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/05/jason.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/kenneth.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/kris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/lukes.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/maxwell.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/michael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/samuel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/sean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/sezer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/steven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/winston.png

From this delightful cesspool we have:
Aaron (BB12), Ash (BB15), Ashleigh (BB13) Dennis (BB9), Jason (BB5), Kenneth (BB10), Kris (BB10), Lisa (BB7), Luke S (BB13)
Maxwell (BB6), Michael (BB7), Sam Pepper (BB11), Saskia (BB6), Seany (BB8), Sezer (BB7). Sree (BB10), Steven (BB15), Winston (BB15)

Happy slating
http://share.gifyoutube.com/Kr1xVX.gif

[Daniel-X]

Not to mention the closest we've ever had to BBLB.... OK! TV.

That was possibly more disgusting 'OK! TV when bruv takes over' and the disgusting trailer to go with if

[Black Dagger]

Save Sree, evict seany

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Aaron save JASON

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#. Aaron Allard-Morgan (BB12)

http://www.big-bro.co.uk/bigbropics/bb12/pics/day64_aaronwins_aaronleavingdoors.jpg

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! /// ALEX! ALEX! ALEX

so yeah, this is PERFECT timing because I'm about to close out my BB12 rewatch and boy is Aaron horrible. Come along for the ride because I have A LOT TO SAY.

People laud Aaron as ~bloody brilliant~ and someone who ~revolutionized the game~ and praise him for being so *complex* and *interesting* but he really wasn't? His storyline consisted of the following,

-emotionally abusing his supposed love Faye until SHE gets guilty and comes crawling back and then swooping in with "I love yous" ("I know I made out with Maisy, but it was *supposed* to be you" ; "how DARE you burp near me, speaking ban!" ; "if you do not freeze out Louise you are terrible and two-faced!" ; etc.)

-pretending to be an out of touch grandfather who doesn't understand these youngings and can't relate to them even though he was born in 19****ing80 (he went on and on about how he has nothing to say to these people and he has nothing in common with them and he cannot bare it, even though he wanted Alex to win more than anyone and made out with a 20 y/o party girl and was "in love" with a 22 y/o wrestler ; he pretended to not know what N-Dubz was ; etc.)

-constructing a narrative where he was the good guy and the Wolfpack were evil, and he waging battle against them by throwing shopping tasks and sabotaging the shopping budget even though that affected people like Alex and Tom who were nominally his friends just because he's that much of a selfish prick ("I know we have to make all these toys, but I am *CONVINCED* that we are supposed to fail this task to pass" ; "Anton is trying to rescue Faye from the task room? We *MUST* stage a group quit muahaha that'll show him" ; it's also worth mentioning that Aaron was totally fine with Harry ordering cereal and bananas and food coloring but then he was SO OFFENDED that people had a food fight with the cereal even though he and his alliance effectively created a situation where food was seen as expendable)

-whining about every single party for dumbass reasons and making it all about himself ("but I don't WANT Indian food!!!" ; "but I don't WANT R&B music!!!" ; "Jay and Louise, how DARE you buy Alex and Tom a present without my consent even though I knew that's what you were doing and I had previously told you to do whatever you wanted!!!")

-being the most ****ing moralizing person ever and being completely in the wrong about it ("EVERYONE IS PLAYING A GAME EXCEPT FOR ME" even though I admitted to playing a game in the first ****ing week ; "Jay and Louise HOW DARE YOU go against our plan to not buy Alex and Tom a gift and try to make me look bad (even though I did the exact ****ing thing last week when I nominated you Louise)" ; etc.)

If you couldn't tell, I could wax poetic for ages. Ultimately, it seems like people praise Aaron for two contradictory views of his character. He's somehow simultaneously ~raw n real and vulnerable~ and *the greatest gameplayer ever* but I don't think he's either of those. Like, I don't think trying to sabotage a shopping task and then sabotaging the shopping budget falls into either of those categories :shrug: That only tells me that Aaron is ridiculously petty and attention-seeking, and I don't think either of those character traits make someone raw n real or an amazing gameplayer.

Am I allowed to talk about Aaron's fanbase in this write up? I'll try to keep it clean before I get banned but OH MY GOD awful awful awful. Between people at DigitalSpy paraphrasing Churchill speeches as pro-Aaron propaganda, idiots at Sucks who were watching BBUK for the first time but acted like they knew all and thought Aaron was the best EVER literally only because he got the most camera time, and the people here who were fully convinced that the show was rigged against Aaron and would whine about how biased BOTS is even though nobody even complained about Aaron on BOTS until Halloween noms, the fall of 2011 was seriously an awful time to be an internet forum poster. All the Aaron fans tried to paint this picture that Aaron was going to be robbed of the win so they HAD to change it and vote for him because it'd be such a shock, even though Aaron was the top vote getter in Weeks 1, 3, 5, and 7 and is effectively the most predictable winner ever. Talk about whiny martyrdom.

(Also, let it be known that Aaron only won because of cheapened FB voting and the fact that nobody watches this ****ing show anymore!)

So yeah, tl;dr Aaron is just a douche in the same vein as Ziggy, Darnell, Siavash, and John James, but while those four were either A) satisfyingly taken out by VTE, B) wore out their welcome because the show lasted for 90 something days, or C) people actually used to watch this show and used to vote, Aaron won because cheap FB votes meant that you only had to be popular with freaks on the internet who had multiple FB accounts.

I'm saving Jason (BB5) because he has a nice butt.

[Jake.]

eliminate: dennis

save: sree

[MB.]

260th. Winston Showan (BB15)

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/26/618x349/bb_winston1.jpg

(people thought that was hot?!)

Where to start with Winston? That’s actually a good question – where do you start with Winston? Because it can’t be far from where you finish with him. As Big Brother housemates go (i.e. not particularly deep), Winston is one of the shallowest of them all in many senses. ‘Personal development business manager’ my ass. We all know you’re a TOWIE standby/EastEnders bar propper-upper, don’t be ashamed of that. Or on second thoughts, do.

So when Winston entered, we all knew what we were getting. Yer standard Essex lad, who enjoys pulling birds and drinking pints and basing his conversations on those two things and little else. And if that’s what you wanted (why on earth would it be), he delivered. His highlights from the first few weeks included his well-timed showmance with Tamara (by which I mean the highlights show immediately prior to her eviction was made up of nothing but clips of them eating face, thus giving us (half) a summer of Danielle McMahon, good job editing team), stories about how he simultaneously wanked, cried and vomited once and how he fought off a shark once and I can’t remember for the life of me which of those was real and which wasn’t. So far, so… good? That doesn’t seem right….

And then he began being sort-of-surprisingly-kind-of-righteous? For about a day or so in something that didn’t really concern him and I’m still not sure why he thought it did but hey, get that relevancy! Yes, he decided to get involved in Marlon’s decision to Push The Button on iTunes and whilst it was probably the point of the series at which I liked him most (which isn’t saying much), he soon faded back into obscurity and singing Killers songs really badly and… um, that was sort of it? And that was all 65 days of Winston Showan. The producers occasionally tried to give him a personality by giving him an awful character-based task (hai 'Inspector Winston'), or let him try and do that itself, with the result of that being him breaking out of the fire escape. And then running back in. Kitten's quaking in her boots, I'm sure. One of the rare bits of praise I’ll give to BB15 is that it knew how to do a shock result, and Winston’s somewhat premature/more so overly-delayed boot is a great example of that. We can thank Ashleigh’s iPhone Army for gloriously slaying one of Helen’s crew and their chances of winni… okay never mind, but still, I will no doubt remember Winston better for how he left than anything he did in the house. And since what he did do in the house often revolved around or was based upon some variant of his phrase, “I have a dream that one day a man can just be a man” (complete with bicep-flexing), that’s not saying much.

Oh and when he left the house he broke up with Tamara with something to do with milk? idk like I care about any of these people after they leave. And that was Winston Showan.

I'm saving Michael off of that BB7 because I do slightly quite like him? -ducks-

[Pete.]

Save Helen, evict seany
:fan:

[reece(:]

Save Lisa CUT Ash
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Helen's Minion #2, fka Ash Harrison - 4th in BB15
http://i1.cdnds.net/14/26/618x349/bb_ash1_1.jpg

Ash is one of the many male minions of Helen Wood, from the much loved series of BB15UK. He entered the house to straight away become lodged up Helen's rectum alongside the other minions, with his opinion rarely differing from Helen's (comparable to a singer's ad-libs). However, his relationship with Helen was the worst, with them possibly being one of the most tiring semi-showmances there has ever been. He "ladded" up with house bores Marlon and Winston, although all three could rarely be spotted in the first few weeks, it was probably for the best.

He engaged in a row with Toya in week 3, of which she was entirely righteous and somehow he managed to get saved over Toya in an apparently extremely close vote and became a part of the furniture for the rest of the time (at times, the real furniture was more noticeable). You would be able to spot a wild Ash by the Ash-tray smoking his BB time away as he floated his way through the show to 4th place, the highest placing of the minions. There really isn't much to Ash that we haven't seen before... he got amazingly put up by iconic strategist Ashleigh but that's more of an Ashleigh thing. Shockingly he kept surviving public votes, but who would spend their hard earned wage to evict such a non-entity? I guess to some he was a bit of laugh and bantz, as well as eye-candy which cemented his place as the forgotten 4th placer. Post-show he has remained brown nosing his bud Helen, but according to recent tweets... she's just as over him as we all are. Au revoir Ash, I hope to never have to write of you again. X

[Daniel.]

Kris Donnelly

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00840/Kris-Donnelly-280_840072a.jpg

I'm eliminating Kris because he was an incredibly dull, bitchy, arrogant dick. Kris is down there with some of the least entertaining housemates of all time if you ask me, ALL he did was enter the house, start a showmance with Sophie, picked on Freddie and nominated the entertaining ones for eviction, compelling stuff. He was one of the main reasons why early BB10 was pretty uninteresting and thank **** that BB managed to rig him out otherwise we would have lost another good housemate that week. As annoying as Freddie was, Kris treated him worse than anyone in the house and it was just uncomfortable tbqh. So yeah. Kris is out for being a nasty bore.

[Daniel-X]

257th - Maxwell Ward - BB6:

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Maxwell4.jpg

He graced our screens and seemed to show slight promise. That was until the first morning... Maxwell just thought he was so beyond everyone in the house and it was annoying as hell to watch. He was passive aggressive a bully and down right disgusting! He stayed in simply because he apparently had 'sex appeal' but I don't get how looking like an overweight gerbil can make someone attractive. If his looks weren't bad enough his personality was the cherry on top! He couldn't take anything anyone said or gave to him but yet he could dish it out left right and centre and queen Kemal just owned him! Kemal had his number and knew the whole Saskia showmance was just a blag for the cameras. Yet he couldn't bare anything anyone said to him and then would act in an aggressive and intimidating manner. He was the epitome of a bad housemate he was an actual bully and some of the people classed as bullies nowadays are very tame compared to the likes of Maxwell.

Save Ashleigh I guess

[EspeonBB]

Cut Steven, save Saskia

[MB.]

(yes now's the time you all find out I quite like Michael what of it)

[reece(:]

No edits :fan:

[Shaun]

evict Maxwell
save Sezer

[reece(:]

Why did Peteney not nominate Marq though :fist:

[Pete.]

(yes now's the time you all find out I quite like Michael what of it)
SMS (Yuckers)

[Black Dagger]

:fan:

I assumed she would be up and had her name saved and just saw Seany lmao

[MB.]

No edits :fan:

How are we meant to do our write-ups then http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/ashleigh.png

[Pete.]

I assumed she would be up and had her name saved and just saw Seany lmao
Screaming

[Daniel.]

Saved saskia before you ho's

[Shaun]

oh daniel-x got rid of maxwell

i'll get rid of steven and save sezer then

[MB.]

Why did Peteney not nominate Marq though :fist:

Wasn't he eliminated last round or

[reece(:]

How are we meant to do our write-ups then http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/ashleigh.png
If yall could keep edits to a minimum when snatching the cut I meant http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/jale.png

[Pete.]

Why did Peteney not nominate Marq though :fist:
I changed Joel at the last minute too because I want my chance to let rip into him

[Jack_]

people evicting Steven and Aaron over Kris The **** is this real life

(though yes Scummy Dennis should definitely be out first)

[Jason.]

Someone save Saskia and eliminate Maxwell, please.

#justice4that71%

[Jake.]

eh do I need to do another one then, Lucas has edited Sree in

[MB.]

Time to get to work on Winston *_*

[EspeonBB]

Not everyone running to save Saskia nnn

[Jason.]

nm, Daniel saved Saskia. :love:

[reece(:]

Wasn't he eliminated last round or
He was saved last round

[Pete.]

Time to get to work on Winston *_*
When will Biannca?

[Black Dagger]

Can we not. Saskia was repulsive.

[Jack_]

will someone get Kris the **** out wtf

[Jason.]

Ashleigh Hughes wasn't even human. I s2g, she looked like something from Zombie Flesh Eaters.

[Pete.]

Can we not. Saskia was repulsive.
.

[MB.]

He was saved last round

God help us all

When will Biannca?

Well there's my #finalpass all sorted

[Daniel.]

edited to cut kris because jake already cut dennis

[EspeonBB]

Welp do I have to save someone, Saskia was the only one I wanted to save out of those noms

[Jason.]

Can we not. Saskia was repulsive.

"I'm surprised you're not fingering yourself"

[Jake.]

eliminate dennis

save lisa

not sure if she's been saved yet, this thread's all over the place

[reece(:]

eliminate dennis

save lisa

not sure if she's been saved yet, this thread's all over the place
Lmao I saved her

[Jason.]

Pete, I thought you stanned Saskia? :shrug:

[Daniel.]

It's so tempting to use my final pass on Queen Saskia :worry:

[Jake.]

right so who can I actually save?

[reece(:]

right so who can I actually save?
I'll quote Pete and update the saves and cuts.

[Pete.]

Pete, I thought you stanned Saskia? :shrug:
WTF no lmao

[Jason.]

SAVE ASHLEIGH HUGHES!!

i'm actually joking, don't even touch her with a bargepole, unless you're eliminating her.

[Jason.]

WTF no

You said she was a queen up until Day 11?

[Daniel-X]

Can someone do an update of who's safe and who's not before I give myself an aneurysm

[Pete.]

You said she was a queen up until Day 11?
And then after Day 11 the demon emerged

[Black Dagger]

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/Seany.jpg

So yeah. I have decided to evict Seany. Because well quite frankly his actions against Lesley Brain were unacceptable and well tbh that's about it really. He was just a bit try hard and gross but making the goddess hag leave is unforgivable and tbh there was worse housemates in this list but I got a bit too excited trying to save Helen who wasn't even up. So oops sorry Seany, your face was the first I saw. Goodbye you curly haired ponce.

I save Sree because he was a hysterical mess. Wish I saved Aaron though because him being the first winner out is laughable. Love you though Macie.

[EspeonBB]

I don't get what's going on
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar82167_35.gif

[Jason.]

And then after Day 11 the demon emerged

She wasn't that bad, TBH.

I like her, and that's coming from a Makosi/Vanessa fan.

[reece(:]

Nominations 2.0
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/ash.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/ashleigh.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/dennis.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/05/jason.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/kenneth.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/kris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/lukes.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/maxwell.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/michael.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/samuel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/saskia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/sean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/sezer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/steven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/winston.png

From this delightful cesspool we have:
Aaron (BB12), Ash (BB15), Ashleigh (BB13) Dennis (BB9), Jason (BB5), Kenneth (BB10), Kris (BB10), Lisa (BB7), Luke S (BB13)
Maxwell (BB6), Michael (BB7), Sam Pepper (BB11), Saskia (BB6), Seany (BB8), Sezer (BB7). Sree (BB10), Steven (BB15), Winston (BB15)

Happy slating
http://share.gifyoutube.com/Kr1xVX.gif
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[Shaun]

excuse you i evicted steven

[EspeonBB]

Cut Steven, save Luke S lol

[Pete.]

Seany attacking Charley was awful racial hatred and he should have been removed

[reece(:]

excuse you i evicted steven
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018622&postcount=270

[Jason.]

I finished re-watching BB5. Jason wasn't as bad as I thought he would be. He was dull at worst. He had a good patch from Week 5-7, then went dull after Victor went.

[Black Dagger]

Seany attacking Charley was awful racial hatred and he should have been removed

Oh gross. Well he's gone now. All I remember is him making Lesley walk and that was evil in my eyes.

[Pete.]

She wasn't that bad, TBH.

I like her, and that's coming from a Makosi/Vanessa fan.
I hated the way she argued and the fact that she was incredibly bigheaded but she wasn't as bad as Pigwelp

[Jason.]

Seany was repulsive.

[Pete.]

Oh gross. Well he's gone now. All I remember is him making Lesley walk and that was evil in my eyes.
Lesley <3

[Shaun]

someone had already evicted Maxwell by that point so I edited :idc:

[Jason.]

I hated the way she argued and the fact that she was incredibly bigheaded but she wasn't as bad as Pigwelp

Pigwelp, :joker:

[reece(:]

Cut Steven, save Luke S lol
Daniel-X gets Kenneth and Sam Pepper!

[Pete.]

I finished re-watching BB5. Jason wasn't as bad as I thought he would be. He was dull at worst. He had a good patch from Week 5-7, then went dull after Victor went.
Jason thrusting against Vanessa on a radiator still gives me nightmares

[Jake.]

kk well in that case, eliminate dennis and save sam pepper

[Black Dagger]

Lesley <3

"I'm just sniffing my mattress" iconic

[reece(:]

someone had already evicted Maxwell by that point so I edited :idc:
They edited, you got in there first :laugh:

[Jason.]

Jason thrusting against Vanessa on a radiator still gives me nightmares

Yeah. He was really weird with her. Always begging her to kiss him, and when she didn't want to and moved away, he'd move closer, and pull her head closer to his, and kissed her against her will.

He also made a joke about pretending she was 17, and having sex with her. Weird.

Wasn't he accused of rape, a couple of years ago?

[Shaun]

well at least someone's getting wet writing that paragraph tonight

[Shaun]

(also I'm posting my nominations (i am next rite?) at any time I wish bc this is a mess and tbh I'm all for posting them at 6am and watching everyone trickle online through the day and realising they could've evicted Spiral but now they've got to evict Tashie)

[Pete.]

Yeah. He was really weird with her. Always begging her to kiss him, and when she didn't want to and moved away, he'd move closer, and pull her head closer to his, and kissed her against her will.

He also made a joke about pretending she was 17, and having sex with her. Weird.

Wasn't he accused of rape, a couple of years ago?
Vile

[Jason.]

Trashie Tashie :love:

[Jason.]

When I did reach my 7000th post?

[Jason.]

I'm off to watch CBB3.

[reece(:]

LUCAS: Evicted Seany, Saved Sree
MACIE: Evicted Aaron, Saved Jason
MB: Evicted Winston, Saved Michael
REECE: Evicted Ash, Saved Lisa
DANIEL: Evicted Kris, Saved Saskia
DANIEL-X: Evicted Maxwell, Saved Ashleigh
SHAUN: Evicted Steven, Saved Sezer
JAKE: Evicted Dennis, Saved Sam Pepper

this is so difficult to do at such a fast pace :joker: And the edits make it difficult to tell who was first to claim a cut.

[MB.]

I've finished Winston. It wasn't very pleasurable.

[Jack_]

I've finished Winston. It wasn't very pleasurable.

http://showbizgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-27-at-14.25.22.png

[Pete.]

I've finished Winston. It wasn't very pleasurable.
http://images.ok.co.uk/1409053725_tamara-split-promo.jpg

[Macie Lightfoot]

sorry for the delay but I have a lot of feelings on Aaron :)

[Pete.]

sorry for the delay but I have a lot of feelings on Aaron :)
I'm ready http://i.imgur.com/bvJsLsY.png

[Black Dagger]

I am not perched.

[Jack_]

perched to fume

[MB.]

260th. Winston Showan (BB15)

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/26/618x349/bb_winston1.jpg

(people thought that was hot?!)

Where to start with Winston? That’s actually a good question – where do you start with Winston? Because it can’t be far from where you finish with him. As Big Brother housemates go (i.e. not particularly deep), Winston is one of the shallowest of them all in many senses. ‘Personal development business manager’ my ass. We all know you’re a TOWIE standby/EastEnders bar propper-upper, don’t be ashamed of that. Or on second thoughts, do.

So when Winston entered, we all knew what we were getting. Yer standard Essex lad, who enjoys pulling birds and drinking pints and basing his conversations on those two things and little else. And if that’s what you wanted (why on earth would it be), he delivered. His highlights from the first few weeks included his well-timed showmance with Tamara (by which I mean the highlights show immediately prior to her eviction was made up of nothing but clips of them eating face, thus giving us (half) a summer of Danielle McMahon, good job editing team), stories about how he simultaneously wanked, cried and vomited once and how he fought off a shark once and I can’t remember for the life of me which of those was real and which wasn’t. So far, so… good? That doesn’t seem right….

And then he began being sort-of-surprisingly-kind-of-righteous? For about a day or so in something that didn’t really concern him and I’m still not sure why he thought it did but hey, get that relevancy! Yes, he decided to get involved in Marlon’s decision to Push The Button on iTunes and whilst it was probably the point of the series at which I liked him most (which isn’t saying much), he soon faded back into obscurity and singing Killers songs really badly and… um, that was sort of it? And that was all 65 days of Winston Showan. The producers occasionally tried to give him a personality by giving him an awful character-based task (hai 'Inspector Winston'), or let him try and do that itself, with the result of that being him breaking out of the fire escape. And then running back in. Kitten's quaking in her boots, I'm sure. One of the rare bits of praise I’ll give to BB15 is that it knew how to do a shock result, and Winston’s somewhat premature/more so overly-delayed boot is a great example of that. We can thank Ashleigh’s iPhone Army for gloriously slaying one of Helen’s crew and their chances of winni… okay never mind, but still, I will no doubt remember Winston better for how he left than anything he did in the house. And since what he did do in the house often revolved around or was based upon some variant of his phrase, “I have a dream that one day a man can just be a man” (complete with bicep-flexing), that’s not saying much.

Oh and when he left the house he broke up with Tamara with something to do with milk? idk like I care about any of these people after they leave. And that was Winston Showan.

I'm saving Michael off of that BB7 because I do slightly quite like him? -ducks-

#WINSTMEISTER

[reece(:]

LUCAS: Evicted Seany, Saved Sree
MACIE: Evicted Aaron, Saved Jason
MB: Evicted Winston, Saved Michael
REECE: Evicted Ash, Saved Lisa
DANIEL: Evicted Kris, Saved Saskia
DANIEL-X: Evicted Maxwell, Saved Ashleigh
SHAUN: Evicted Steven, Saved Sezer
JAKE: Evicted Dennis, Saved Sam Pepper

this is so difficult to do at such a fast pace :joker: And the edits make it difficult to tell who was first to claim a cut.

who are Espeon's picks?

[Daniel-X]

Just done my Maxwell write up

257th - Maxwell Ward - BB6:

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Maxwell4.jpg

He graced our screens and seemed to show slight promise. That was until the first morning... Maxwell just thought he was so beyond everyone in the house and it was annoying as hell to watch. He was passive aggressive a bully and down right disgusting! He stayed in simply because he apparently had 'sex appeal' but I don't get how looking like an overweight gerbil can make someone attractive. If his looks weren't bad enough his personality was the cherry on top! He couldn't take anything anyone said or gave to him but yet he could dish it out left right and centre and queen Kemal just owned him! Kemal had his number and knew the whole Saskia showmance was just a blag for the cameras. Yet he couldn't bare anything anyone said to him and then would act in an aggressive and intimidating manner. He was the epitome of a bad housemate he was an actual bully and some of the people classed as bullies nowadays are very tame compared to the likes of Maxwell.

Save Ashleigh I guess

[Shaun]

so basically Espeon has to choose between Luke S and Kenneth Tong?

[Jack_]

well that's an easy choice

[MB.]

so basically Espeon has to choose between Luke S and Kenneth Tong?

Is that even a choice

(shag Luke, marry Espeon, kill Kenneth)

[Pete.]

I forgot about Inspector Winston smh

[Daniel.]

Kris Donnelly

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00840/Kris-Donnelly-280_840072a.jpg

I'm eliminating Kris because he was an incredibly dull, bitchy, arrogant dick. Kris is down there with some of the least entertaining housemates of all time if you ask me, ALL he did was enter the house, start a showmance with Sophie, picked on Freddie and nominated the entertaining ones for eviction, compelling stuff. He was one of the main reasons why early BB10 was pretty uninteresting and thank **** that BB managed to rig him out otherwise we would have lost another good housemate that week. As annoying as Freddie was, Kris treated him worse than anyone in the house and it was just uncomfortable tbqh. So yeah. Kris is out for being a nasty bore.

I save Saskia

.

[Jake.]

Dennis McHugh
Big Brother 9 (Ejected Day 23)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/06/27/dennisbigbrother460.jpg

I honestly don't know where to begin with this disgusting, Perez Hilton double. Walking into the house, Dennis carried this flamboyant persona with him, which lasted for a good few days. Afterwards he didn't seem too bad, sitting around with the wrong crowd having the odd bitchy gossip; week 4 eviction fodder. That is, until day 23 (or Fight Night 2).

An argument over a smudged painting ensured that volatile Dennis stuck his piggy nose in and got involved in an argument between Bex and Greedy Mo (why were they arguing again?). It was at this point Dennis screeched the words "**** off" at Mohammed a fair few times before spitting in his face. Yes, he spat in his face. To make matters worse, after his ejection (which is easily the most deserved one in the history of BBUK, no question), the like of Jennifer and co had the nerve to claim he wasn't in the wrong. Disgusting.

Dennis claimed no spit actually left his mouth.. Yeah, **** off you rodent.

saved Sam Pepper because believe it or not, he was the best one left.

[MB.]

(I never want to write 500 words about Winston ever again)

[Shaun]

don't worry you won't have to do any more writing tonight :hehe:

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Aaron save JASON

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#. Aaron Allard-Morgan (BB12)

http://www.big-bro.co.uk/bigbropics/bb12/pics/day64_aaronwins_aaronleavingdoors.jpg

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! /// ALEX! ALEX! ALEX

so yeah, this is PERFECT timing because I'm about to close out my BB12 rewatch and boy is Aaron horrible. Come along for the ride because I have A LOT TO SAY.

People laud Aaron as ~bloody brilliant~ and someone who ~revolutionized the game~ and praise him for being so *complex* and *interesting* but he really wasn't? His storyline consisted of the following,

-emotionally abusing his supposed love Faye until SHE gets guilty and comes crawling back and then swooping in with "I love yous" ("I know I made out with Maisy, but it was *supposed* to be you" ; "how DARE you burp near me, speaking ban!" ; "if you do not freeze out Louise you are terrible and two-faced!" ; etc.)

-pretending to be an out of touch grandfather who doesn't understand these youngings and can't relate to them even though he was born in 19****ing80 (he went on and on about how he has nothing to say to these people and he has nothing in common with them and he cannot bare it, even though he wanted Alex to win more than anyone and made out with a 20 y/o party girl and was "in love" with a 22 y/o wrestler ; he pretended to not know what N-Dubz was ; etc.)

-constructing a narrative where he was the good guy and the Wolfpack were evil, and he waging battle against them by throwing shopping tasks and sabotaging the shopping budget even though that affected people like Alex and Tom who were nominally his friends just because he's that much of a selfish prick ("I know we have to make all these toys, but I am *CONVINCED* that we are supposed to fail this task to pass" ; "Anton is trying to rescue Faye from the task room? We *MUST* stage a group quit muahaha that'll show him" ; it's also worth mentioning that Aaron was totally fine with Harry ordering cereal and bananas and food coloring but then he was SO OFFENDED that people had a food fight with the cereal even though he and his alliance effectively created a situation where food was seen as expendable)

-whining about every single party for dumbass reasons and making it all about himself ("but I don't WANT Indian food!!!" ; "but I don't WANT R&B music!!!" ; "Jay and Louise, how DARE you buy Alex and Tom a present without my consent even though I knew that's what you were doing and I had previously told you to do whatever you wanted!!!")

-being the most ****ing moralizing person ever and being completely in the wrong about it ("EVERYONE IS PLAYING A GAME EXCEPT FOR ME" even though I admitted to playing a game in the first ****ing week ; "Jay and Louise HOW DARE YOU go against our plan to not buy Alex and Tom a gift and try to make me look bad (even though I did the exact ****ing thing last week when I nominated you Louise)" ; etc.)

If you couldn't tell, I could wax poetic for ages. Ultimately, it seems like people praise Aaron for two contradictory views of his character. He's somehow simultaneously ~raw n real and vulnerable~ and *the greatest gameplayer ever* but I don't think he's either of those. Like, I don't think trying to sabotage a shopping task and then sabotaging the shopping budget falls into either of those categories :shrug: That only tells me that Aaron is ridiculously petty and attention-seeking, and I don't think either of those character traits make someone raw n real or an amazing gameplayer.

Am I allowed to talk about Aaron's fanbase in this write up? I'll try to keep it clean before I get banned but OH MY GOD awful awful awful. Between people at DigitalSpy paraphrasing Churchill speeches as pro-Aaron propaganda, idiots at Sucks who were watching BBUK for the first time but acted like they knew all and thought Aaron was the best EVER literally only because he got the most camera time, and the people here who were fully convinced that the show was rigged against Aaron and would whine about how biased BOTS is even though nobody even complained about Aaron on BOTS until Halloween noms, the fall of 2011 was seriously an awful time to be an internet forum poster. All the Aaron fans tried to paint this picture that Aaron was going to be robbed of the win so they HAD to change it and vote for him because it'd be such a shock, even though Aaron was the top vote getter in Weeks 1, 3, 5, and 7 and is effectively the most predictable winner ever. Talk about whiny martyrdom.

(Also, let it be known that Aaron only won because of cheapened FB voting and the fact that nobody watches this ****ing show anymore!)

So yeah, tl;dr Aaron is just a douche in the same vein as Ziggy, Darnell, Siavash, and John James, but while those four were either A) satisfyingly taken out by VTE, B) wore out their welcome because the show lasted for 90 something days, or C) people actually used to watch this show and used to vote, Aaron won because cheap FB votes meant that you only had to be popular with freaks on the internet who had multiple FB accounts.

I'm saving Jason (BB5) because he has a nice butt.

sorry that this is embarrassingly long but I'm closing out my BB12 rewatch as we speak so the wounds are indeed fresh.

[Jack_]

.

drag the ****ing dull nasty **** :cheer2::cheer2:

[Pete.]

http://i.imgur.com/u70G5.pnghttp://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2009/01/0000043be-j_61.jpg

[MB.]

sorry that this is embarrassingly long but I'm closing out my BB12 rewatch as we speak so the wounds are indeed fresh.

When will the Bible

[reece(:]

Save Lisa CUT Ash
------------------
Helen's Minion #2, fka Ash Harrison - 4th in BB15
http://i1.cdnds.net/14/26/618x349/bb_ash1_1.jpg

Ash is one of the many male minions of Helen Wood, from the much loved series of BB15UK. He entered the house to straight away become lodged up Helen's rectum alongside the other minions, with his opinion rarely differing from Helen's (comparable to a singer's ad-libs). However, his relationship with Helen was the worst, with them possibly being one of the most tiring semi-showmances there has ever been. He "ladded" up with house bores Marlon and Winston, although all three could rarely be spotted in the first few weeks, it was probably for the best.

He engaged in a row with Toya in week 3, of which she was entirely righteous and somehow he managed to get saved over Toya in an apparently extremely close vote and became a part of the furniture for the rest of the time (at times, the real furniture was more noticeable). You would be able to spot a wild Ash by the Ash-tray smoking his BB time away as he floated his way through the show to 4th place, the highest placing of the minions. There really isn't much to Ash that we haven't seen before... he got amazingly put up by iconic strategist Ashleigh but that's more of an Ashleigh thing. Shockingly he kept surviving public votes, but who would spend their hard earned wage to evict such a non-entity? I guess to some he was a bit of laugh and bantz, as well as eye-candy which cemented his place as the forgotten 4th placer. Post-show he has remained brown nosing his bud Helen, but according to recent tweets... she's just as over him as we all are. Au revoir Ash, I hope to never have to write of you again. X
http://i.minus.com/ibdkWupKmhEtpm.gif

[MB.]

Oh wait I meant to end Winston's entry with #cheekynandos but that could easily replace the rest of it and still sum him up so

[Pete.]

sorry that this is embarrassingly long but I'm closing out my BB12 rewatch as we speak so the wounds are indeed fresh.
<3

[Jack_]

also Dennis is the worst housemate of all time, no question. And quite frankly his patronising attitude towards Mo post-incident was worse than the spitting itself

The term 'human trash' gets thrown around a lot here but only he is truly deserving of it. Literal bottom of the barrel scum.

[Jake.]

also Dennis is the worst housemate of all time, no question. And quite frankly his patronising attitude towards Mo post-incident was worse than the spitting itself

The term 'human trash' gets thrown around a lot here but only he is truly deserving of it. Literal bottom of the barrel scum.

urgh I've literally just remembered

[reece(:]

Dennis and Mo were feuding long before the incident too.

[MB.]

Also it's my 5th TiBB birthday tomorrow so

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5002/1755/400/perfectdard.jpg

[Pete.]

Dennis was far too OTT as well

[reece(:]

Has Espeon chosen on Kenneth and Luke S?

[Macie Lightfoot]

I don't think so, but I trust Espeon to make the right decision and save Luke S <3

[Pete.]

Evil Bea basher out!

[reece(:]

I don't think so, but I trust Espeon to make the right decision and save Luke S <3
I'd choose him too :joker:

The wonderful people so far:
The Rankdown:
270th: Conor McIntyre - BB13 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018308&postcount=87
269th: Dave Vaughan - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018334&postcount=102
268th: Steph Coldicott - BB4 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018335&postcount=103
267th: Gerry Stergiopoulos - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018340&postcount=106
266th: Daley Ojuederie - BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018341&postcount=107
265th: Zachary "Ziggy" Lichman - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018484&postcount=192
264th: John James Parton - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018443&postcount=168
263rd: Darnell Swallow - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018470&postcount=184
262nd: Seany O'Kane - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018669&postcount=308
261st: Aaron Allard Morgan - BB12 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018610&postcount=260
260th: Winston Showman - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018613&postcount=262
259th: Ash Harrison - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018615&postcount=264
258th: Kris Donnelly - BB10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018617&postcount=265
257th: Maxwell Ward - BB6 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018618&postcount=266
256th: Dennis Mchugh - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018743&postcount=351

[Black Dagger]

It's a great list so far outside of Aaron leaving. But the people involved in this would ensure he'd go early so it was to be expected.

[Shaun]

#255 - Steven
http://images.ok.co.uk/1406291039_Big-Brother-2014-Steven-Goode-eviction-Kimberly-Kisselovich.jpg

Love Never Felt So Goode

Once upon a time, Steven was shaping up to be another 'Channel 5 Bore' and found himself rather amusingly in the firing line when Danielle came to blows with Helen. He didn't seem to offer a lot much else to the house in its early days aside from a slightly inflated sense of self and stories about his mum. Mama Goode is another factor in my eviction of him, in fact - has there ever been a more desperate supporter in the eviction crowd interviews?

But then came along Kimberly and the most baffling BB relationship to date. I can't explain it, I really can't, I don't know if he's dementor-kissed the life and soul away from her, I don't know if her type is 'potato-faced plastic surgery addicts with a love of mascara', I just don't know what went on there. Obviously, 'open it' will be used in centuries to come to explain why the heterosexuals were wiped out by the gay elite.

In a more serious light he joins a long list of BB males with emotionally abusive tendencies towards their chosen partner, and aside from now basically using Kimberly as some poor, trapped ventriloquist's dummy, he's also friends with Helen Wood so if I can't evict her yet then I'm going to assassinate her Goebbels.

kk

i'll post my nominations when i am not busy :flutter:

[EspeonBB]

Has Espeon chosen on Kenneth and Luke S?

Welp I thought I cut Steven

Evict Kenneth, save Luke S then

[reece(:]

kk

i'll post my nominations when i am not busy :flutter:
Perched for the noms in a few hours :fan:

[MB.]

Speaking of which: has anyone seen Kimberly's new lips

Like, no comment, but I'm convinced Leslie Ash hasn't done CBB

[reece(:]

Welp I thought I cut Steven

Evict Kenneth, save Luke S then
It all got messy again and I couldn't tell who was when due to all the edits.

[MB.]

Welp I thought I cut Steven

Evict Kenneth, cut Luke S then

You can't do both

Lee Ryan teas

[Pete.]

Speaking of which: has anyone seen Kimberly's new lips

Like, no comment, but I'm convinced Leslie Ash hasn't done CBB
Post em

[MB.]

Post em

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/618178537829351428/4lm_F_vn.jpg

[reece(:]

You can't do both

Lee Ryan teas
Nick hew?

[reece(:]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/618178537829351428/4lm_F_vn.jpg
I love Iggy

[Pete.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/618178537829351428/4lm_F_vn.jpg
Dear lord

[Pete.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKSOy0kWsAAEqxx.jpg

Messy

[Jake.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/618178537829351428/4lm_F_vn.jpg

that isn't actually kim, surely not

[Jake.]

looks **** all like her :umm2: does Helen have a thing about using her money to make her friends look diabolical?

[Pete.]

looks **** all like her :umm2: does Helen have a thing about using her money to make her friends look diabolical?
The Helen effect continues

[MB.]

that isn't actually kim, surely not

Well it's her Twitter avi so I'd hope so

[Jake.]

The Helen effect continues

The Surgery Trip that should have been cancelled

[Jake.]

Well it's her Twitter avi so I'd hope so

half of tibb teas

[reece(:]

The Helen effect continues
Biannca to become a man?

[Jack_]

Kenneth 'I'll Pay Someone To Deal With It' Tong was a ****ing underrated King that provided us with one of the best, most intriguing and hilarious nights of live feed ever :clap1:

All I have to say about Luke S is

http://www.comedyquotes.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/who.mp3

blasphemous nonsense that he stays over King Kenneth

[MB.]

Ok I'm glad you're not actually ranking anyone here

[Pete.]

Kenneth 'I'll Pay Someone To Deal With It' Tong was a ****ing underrated King that provided us with one of the best, most intriguing and hilarious nights of live feed ever :clap1:

All I have to say about Luke S is

http://www.comedyquotes.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/who.mp3

blasphemous nonsense that he stays over King Kenneth
BUT he threatened Bea something I will never forgive him for

[MB.]

So when can we get rid of Helen

[Jack_]

BUT he threatened Bea something I will never forgive him for

he knew what a vile **** she was <333

[Jake.]

So when can we get rid of Helen

whenever we can distract Lucas away from here for five minutes

[Pete.]

So when can we get rid of Helen
When Lucas is offline

[reece(:]

Kenneth 'I'll Pay Someone To Deal With It' Tong was a ****ing underrated King that provided us with one of the best, most intriguing and hilarious nights of live feed ever :clap1:

All I have to say about Luke S is

http://www.comedyquotes.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/who.mp3

blasphemous nonsense that he stays over King Kenneth
The barbel media storyline >>>> Kenneth

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/16/article-2174091-14138919000005DC-65_634x346.jpg

[reece(:]

So when can we get rid of Helen
Don't forget Marq

[MB.]

Don't forget Marq

Trust me, I've tried

[Jack_]

The barbel media storyline >>>> Kenneth

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/16/article-2174091-14138919000005DC-65_634x346.jpg

hun no

Kenneth's Great Escape > almost all live feed moments ever bar Fight Night 1

I will never forget that night :cheer2:

[MB.]

Because nobody's ever climbed over a wall before

[EspeonBB]

254.
Kenneth Tong (BB10)

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1244857.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big%20Brother%2010%20-%20Day%2049%20%20Kenneth%20Tong%20goes%20out%20int o%20the%20garden%20to%20carry%20on%20his%20argumen t%20with%20Bea%20Hammill

Kenneth was put into the BB10 house the night Karly was evicted and from the off seemed determined to assert his dominance, being, you know, a ****ing sociopath. Unluckily for him, he ran into fellow sociopath Queen Rebecca “Bea” Hamill and he just ****ing DESTROYED him. They frequently got into arguments where Bea called him a “small man” and accused him of bringing down the women and it was so glorious.

Kenneth, being the misogynist he is, couldn't take getting owned by Bea so he basically threatened to kill her :umm2: And then he failed the mission but escaped via the roof knowing the public would see through him and he would get evicted (which led to him getting booed by the crowd lol <3)

The vileness doesn't stop there! Remember when he made jokes about Gary Barlow's miscarried baby?
http://www.gordoncampbell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tong.jpg

Disgusting :umm2:. Sorry if this is a crap write up but Kenneth is a really vile person and doesn't deserve any more of my time

Saving Luke S lol

[Pete.]

Because nobody's ever climbed over a wall before
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60738_21.gif

[Macie Lightfoot]

Kenneth 'I'll Pay Someone To Deal With It' Tong was a ****ing underrated King that provided us with one of the best, most intriguing and hilarious nights of live feed ever :clap1:

All I have to say about Luke S is

http://www.comedyquotes.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/who.mp3

blasphemous nonsense that he stays over King Kenneth

I mean, for all your talk about the TRUE horrible people like Dennis,

http://www.gordoncampbell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tong.jpg

among other things. Or is this out of bounds because I'm only supposed to judge how he was in the house?

[Macie Lightfoot]

omg Espeon beat me to it with that screenshot <3 <3 <3

The Humiliation of Luke Scrase might be my fave storyline of C5 BB <3

[Jack_]

Because nobody's ever climbed over a wall before

But no one else spent six hours plotting it with another housemate in code, turning their mics off in the toilet, then all of a sudden rushing for the wall unexpectedly only for the other housemate to walk back in and do the washing up at 6am as if nothing had happened <3

People who weren't there don't know what they're talking about sorry not sorry

[Shaun]

a) has everyone posted yet
b) where are the links to the images hunti

[reece(:]

a) has everyone posted yet
b) where are the links to the images hunti
a. yes
b. http://brantsteele.com/bigbrother/01/edit.php
edit cast and get the links x

[reece(:]

Even though it gave Karly more screentime (<3) WHY did walker Kenneth get an interview? I'd have taken a twist over that waste of time.

[Jack_]

I mean, for all your talk about the TRUE horrible people like Dennis,

http://www.gordoncampbell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tong.jpg

among other things. Or is this out of bounds because I'm only supposed to judge how he was in the house?

Of course it is. I'm not denying he is a truly abhorrent person, and when those tweets happened and were posted on here I'm pretty sure I ripped into him, but Dennis spat on someone and mocked him for it in the house, he posted these tweets outside of it. There is a difference.

sidenote: mentioning these tweets was something I was soooo expecting, and I'm surprised people haven't yet mentioned the promotion of anorexia he was involved in either. Who wants to do that?

[Pete.]

Those Gary Barlow tweets :umm2:

[EspeonBB]

Who's nominating next? I want to get my evict/save choices in quickly this time

[MB.]

Shaun

[Pete.]

Who's nominating next? I want to get my evict/save choices in quickly this time
Shaun

[reece(:]

Who's nominating next? I want to get my evict/save choices in quickly this time
Shaun

hoping for no edits this time as it makes it harder to do

[reece(:]

Everyone being perched :joker:

[Pete.]

Everyone being perched :joker:
We're ready to cut Helen to filth

[EspeonBB]

I'm perched for these noms

[MB.]

Shaun

Shaun

Shaun

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/19/0/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-25339-1426739424-5.jpg

(also if someone else already chose the same person as you then you kind of have to edit?)

[reece(:]

Daniel-X
Viewing Thread
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EspeonBB+
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Macie Lightfoot
Viewing Thread
BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 3

MB.
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reece(:*
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_LucasMichael_
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Lmao

[MB.]

Meanwhile Shaun's still trying to figure out how to get the images to work

[reece(:]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/19/0/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-25339-1426739424-5.jpg

(also if someone else already chose the same person as you then you kind of have to edit?)
Posting again after would make it easier prob.

I'm here for the messiness either way though.

[MB.]

Also you've called Winston 'Winston Showman' in the OP which makes him sound a hell of a lot more interesting than he actually is

[Daniel-X]

This has been pretty great so far

[Black Dagger]

Me and Shaun are blowing stuff up so you will have to wait.

[reece(:]

Also you've called Winston 'Winston Showman' the OP which makes him sound a hell of a lot more interesting than he actually is
Nawt vicious autocorrect?

[Pete.]

This has been pretty great so far
Keep injecting life Rihce

[MB.]

Me and Shaun are blowing

Cool story bro

[Daniel-X]

Not here though for the anticipated elimination of Helen very soon

[MB.]

Here for the anticipated elimination of Helen very soon

[Daniel-X]

Keep injecting life Rihce

Perched for you sending Makosi or Vanessa straight into the final 75 as soon as they are nominated

[MB.]

(actually I might go a bit left field and not eliminate Helen (assuming she'll be up) (which lol) because a) I don't want to write another single sentence on Helen and b) I've already done someone from BB15, and one's more than enough)

[Pete.]

Perched for you sending Makosi or Vanessa straight into the final 75 as soon as they are nominated
lol

[Daniel-X]

Here for the anticipated elimination of Helen very soon

You having a meltdown when I use my final pass on Helen :love:

[Shaun]

right I've distracted lucas on GTA so GET HELEN WOOD OUT NOW

My NoMiNaTiOnS :3

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/01/andrew.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/billi.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/cairon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/05/emma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/harriet.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/harjinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/helen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/josh.png
Andrew Davidson (BB1) - Billi Bhatti (BB8) - Cairon (BB10) - David Parnaby-idk (BB8) - Emma Greenwood (BB5) - Harriet (BB16) - Gos (BB4) - Helen Wood (BB15) - Josh (BB2)
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Laura McEwan (BB11) - Mario Mugan (BB11) - Mark Henderson (BB12) - Orlaith McAllister (BB6) - Shievonne Robinson? idk (BB13) - Sophie Reade (BB10) - Stephanie McMichael (BB9) - Sunita (BB3) - Tashie Jackson (BB12)

[Jack_]

lucas hun hurry

[reece(:]

Keep injecting life Rihce
Saving offseason?

[MB.]

253rd. Harriet Jackson (BB16)

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I am appalled that people like Harriet.

Well, sort of. It seems to mostly be people who are nostalgic for a pre-#4in4out world, which I can understand. It’s a welcome contrast to the ‘EVERYTHING WAS WELL BORING BEFORE MARC’ school of thought, and Harriet’s an example of that. She wasn’t boring. Heck, if she was boring I might like her more. But it turns out that she just sort of sucked?

And she wasn’t setting herself up for a particularly strong start either. When you pull out the UKIP card about thirty seconds into your VT, don’t expect the crowd to automatically love you eith-no wait they did exactly that oops. That’s when I knew that BB16 might not be all it was cracked up to be (not that it was ever cracked up at all) – the likes of Harriet and Joel were cheered to the rafters. And since Joel ended up in second, god only knows where Harriet could have wound up had it not been for #4in4out. Yes, I’m going to keep insisting on hashtagging that.

So why didn’t I like Harriet? Well, she loved an argument to levels more than any of us could deal with (case in point: her argument with Danny that I believe went along the lines of “shut up!!!” “shut up don’t tell me to shut up!!!!” “well you can shut up and all!” “you shut up!!!” (her offence at being told to shut up was made slightly less valid considering she’d requested Joel to do the exact same thing mere moments earlier)), she’d burst into tears at the opening of an envelope which was funny in an Aisleyne-way at first but was soon not funny in a everyone-else-that-isn’t-Aisleyne way, I don’t recall her smiling once, and her main role in the house was to be the messenger between groups who for some reason decided it’d be wise to feed both sides of the house any information from the other side that she could get, which as far as tactics go is kind of a terrible idea?

And then she was evicted lol. My main gripe about her eviction was that she didn’t get the boos she deserved/was about to get because she was sharing it with Kieran of all people (also fewer people paid money to evict her than they did Amy & Sally, how do people like that even exist on this planet), but at least we got a good quote and an even better housemate (“oh yay you’re back!! :):)” and Harry Amelia respectively) out of the experience. Oh and she was kind of bitter about it on BOTS but less so than Sarah and we’ll save that for when Sarah is eliminated. Hopefully that’s sooner rather than later.

Oh and I'm saving Laura. Tee hee.

[Pete.]

Evil Helen Wood
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1885855/thumbs/o-HELEN-WOOD-570.jpg?6

BB15
How apt that the worst winner of BBUK is the lowest ranking winner of this ranking. Where do we start with this bitch?

Helen came to our attention when Poz gave her a pass to the final on Day 2 (a rig idk) and no one really cared because she wasn't that bad at that time. However, come Day 5 in one of the greatest Live Feed moments ever, Helen truly let her nasty out in a vicious argument with Virgin Dani where she told a glamour model to 'get a wash and an 'airbrush, you fat bitch'. Her vile Danielle hate took a nastier turn when she stooped as low as to say that Danielle, a strict Catholic, should 'shut up and **** Jesus'.

Her nastiness prevailed and by Week 2 it was notated that she had clocked up 14 formal warnings by Big Brother - an astonishing feat from someone who was not even close to being removed from production.

Not only was she nasty, she was a bully. Prime examples of this come from always attacking Jale on her looks, calling her slugsworth etc, but she had no feud with Jale? It was between Pauline and Jale not Helen and Jale. Furthermore, her bullying Matthew was truly awful. Let me remind y'all. Matthew said one comment against the game they were playing in the lounge. Helen reacts by screeching '**** OFFF THEN! BORE OFFF! BORE OFFF!' and the infamous chant 'ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT!'. Matthew then retreated to the garden then Hellen followed him. After more confrontation, Helen got straight into Matthew's personal space and continued to hurl abuse at him calling him 'pigeon chested' and what not.

The Ashleigh feud was also terrible for Helen as a housemate and led to Ashleigh rising in the public's estimation (no way would she have got 2nd otherwise). I think the epitome of Helen's hate came when the mob iconically chanted 'Get Jenny [her well publicised enemy] in!'

Yes she won and all but without that awful final pass she would have been out Week 1, forgotten about, and would not have ruined another series. Speaking of which...

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BB16

When you don't think Helen could stoop any lower, producers shoved her into the explosive, game changing Timebomb bunker.

Well... on the very first night we knew the £100k changed nothing about Helen except maybe her nose. She openly told Nikki to '**** off home', she said in the Diary Room that she liked Jade more watching the feeds than at home but then still nominated her with willingness and glee.

As for her inside the main house she was even worse. She called out Victor for being a drug dealer with zero evidence at all just because he warned Marq to stay away from Helen. Moreover, her vicious fighting Brian reached a climax when she likened him to a rapist and a murderer - a new low for her and a show. This led Brian, a grown man, to visibly shaken by her comments. Brian then scaled the wall (ICONIC) and generated over 1,000 Ofcom complaints in under 24 hours. Good going sis!

The time finally came for Helen to leave, hopefully forever, and she left to one of the worst receptions on Channel 5, and by their standards that's something.

I also save big breasted goddess Sophie :love:

[EspeonBB]

251.
Mario Mugan (BB11)

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I really don't have the energy to be writing about Mario right now but he was just a unfun bore, which is awful, especially in a series full on unfun bores such as BB11. He *randomly* became the mole in the BB11 week 1 task and it would have been better if he failed but unfortunately he passed and we were all subjected to 11 weeks(!!!) of him :rolleyes: He never had anything interesting to say and always talked about like aliens and whatnot. What else... he had some weird love/hate relationship with Corin and he was obsessed with Ben and tried to turn him gay and it was really uncomfortable to watch. Then he somehow managed to come in third and ruined the third place goddess club (well Liam ruined it in BB8 but whatever).

Anyway Mario is really just a bore who outstayed his welcome

Save Stephanie, an underrated first boot

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut David save Shievonne

--

#. David Parnaby (BB8)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/bigbro280707_468x278.jpg

I think I deserve an easy write up tbh. David is rly ugly and boring and he has awful friends like Gerry and Shanessa. He was quick to jump on board with everyone hating Amy which is NOT a good look. I can hardly recall the full specifics of the Halfway House twist, but I think there was a time where it all got reversed and the four Halfway HMs had to swap places with four people in the main house? Anyway, I remember that for whatever it was, Ziggy suggested that they send all the intruder and nobody cared, but then when Amy agreed that they intruders haven't rly done anything to deserve it more, everyone FLIPS OUT and starts screaming about how Amy's a ****ing and this and that. It was really gross and David, Kara-Louise, Shanessa, and Tracey were sent into the Halfway House (thx Wikipedia.) Anyway, after that David and Shanessa were unceremoniously evicted and they used their whole eviction interview to trash Amy even though Ziggy was the one who suggested that they go back.

Other fun facts, David was Welsh which I know some people care about? And he was a witch or a pagan or something? who ****ing cares.

I'm saving Shievonne (BB13) because she's kind of awful but is endlessly quotable.

[Daniel-X]

lol

Off topic but you need to check the favourites thread or whatever it's called in general chat head straight for my list and look at the favourite TIBB member part.

You'll probably be quite happy :D

[MB.]

(can we use our final pass whenever we like? Because I don't want to be in a position where I'm worried for Belinda Belinda Belinda)

[Daniel.]

save sophie

cut cairon

[Pete.]

Hahaha

http://uploadir.com/u/angfu1qt

[reece(:]

cut Gos save Tashie
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Herjender "Gos" Gosal - BB4 - 7th place
http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/televisionuk/891334/gos.jpg
(Ali G got fat?)


There's so little to say about Gos that it's a shame I had to waste a writeup on him, but he's got to GO. Be gone Gos, disappear, it wasn't hard in BB4 - it's a DONE DEAL here. Gos was a chef, an ogre, killjoy and worst yet, he was aligned to and enabled both Cameron and Steph (vom) who were both worse than him. Gos is the epitome of a Big Brother bore, especially an infuriating one as whilst your favourite housemates leave one by one (justice 4 Sissy, Tania, Jon, Anouska and Federico), Gos remains. Gos remains and conquers in his land of boredom, or the kitchen.

What's painfully annoying and hilarious at the same time is that Gos was delayed out of the house due to a bomb scare :joker::joker: So, although we had to endure him another day, it was frankly delicious that he left the house to no audience (as if they'd show up for his demise anyhow :joker:). Sadly, the eviction of Gos would not aid the series in anyway as his work was done as power duo Steph and Cameron continued to wreak their evil without him.

Gos was eligible to return to the house but thankfully he was shooed for good , as no-one could recall a housemate named Gos in BB4. Since BB4 I've seen him on BOTS once, but I wasn't sure it was him or whether I was hallucinating.

Even today, you can hear avid BB fans chirping, what is a Gos? We probably won't ever know.

[Black Dagger]

Die.

[Shaun]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/150e3ac457da6e4bd74e0a25fffe61ea/tumblr_inline_nlnm5t785a1qjubbz.gif

[Daniel-X]

248th - Sunita Sharma - BB3:

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She is literally one of the most confusing housemates of all time. She seemed so excited about joining BB in her VT and did show potential but it fell flat on it's face for poor Sunita. She nagged about how the show was below her during her very short stint in the BB3 house and how she didn't feel it was 'right' for her. There's not much to write about her she thought she would forever be remembered but her memory was washed away quicker than that of Laura McAdams almost. Housemates who don't feel the show is right for them should really take a deeper look into the show maybe watched some live feed back in the day? Not much to say a bore who had potential and turned out to be all talk and no walk.

I save Emma

[MB.]

Also Laura's surname isn't even McEwan <3 Irrelevant queen <3

[reece(:]

(can we use our final pass whenever we like? Because I don't want to be in a position where I'm worried for Belinda Belinda Belinda)
When they are nominated lol

[reece(:]

Mess at Marq still being in

[Black Dagger]

Eliminate Billi, save Orlaith

[EspeonBB]

Yas evil is OUT

(Although I wanted to be the person to defeat it ugh Pete)

[Pete.]

Mess at Marq still being in
Mess @ Shaun nawt nominating Joel

[reece(:]

MB: Evict Harriet, Save Laura
PETEMITCH: Evict Helen, Save Sophie
MACIE: Evict David, Save Shievonne
REECE: Evict Gos, Save Tashie
DANIEL-X: Evict Sunita, Save Emma

[Black Dagger]

Oh die @ Emma being saved. She was a ****ing twat.

[reece(:]

MB: Evict Harriet, Save Laura
PETEMITCH: Evict Helen, Save Sophie
MACIE: Evict David, Save Shievonne
REECE: Evict Gos, Save Tashie
DANIEL-X: Evict Sunita, Save Emma
everyone else has said someone who is taken

[reece(:]

MB's vendetta on angel Harriet </3

[Shaun]

Mess @ Shaun nawt nominating Joel

I had him in my list originally but then thought "I could really use this opportunity to get rid of some no-marks like Sunita, and some ridiculously-overrated bitches like Sophie"

and it has...not worked at all :(

[Daniel.]

welp who have I got to choose between

[Daniel.]

Sophie is underrated tbh

[reece(:]

ESPEON: Evict Mario, Save Stephanie

[EspeonBB]

I cut Mario and saved Stephanie

[Pete.]

Sophie is underrated tbh
One of the greatest winners

[reece(:]

Remaining:
Andrew BB1
Billi BB8
Cairon BB10
Josh BB2
Mark BB12
Orlaith BB6

[Black Dagger]

Sophie was diabolical

[MB.]

MB's vendetta on angel Harriet </3

I take an opportunity when I'm given it tbh

[Black Dagger]

Eliminate Billi, save Orlaith

Hi x

[reece(:]

LUCAS: Evict Billi, Save Orlaith

remaining: Andrew BB1, Cairon BB10, Josh BB2, Mark BB12

[Shaun]

lucas isn't talking to me now </3

[reece(:]

I just had a flash into an alternate future where Helen is final passed again, into the Top 75 :worry:

[Jack_]

Laura is one of the worst five housemates of all time wtf

[Jack_]

Sophie was diabolical

:clap1:

[reece(:]

Laura is one of the worst five housemates of all time wtf
Justice 4 Harriet?

[Shaun]

"and now i've got to write about Billi Bhatti, I hope you're ****ing happy"

[reece(:]

"and now i've got to write about Billi Bhatti, I hope you're ****ing happy"
Tbf, I have to write about Gos.

[Black Dagger]

I just had a flash into an alternate future where Helen is final passed again, into the Top 75 :worry:

It would have happened as well.

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut David save Shievonne

--

#. David Parnaby (BB8)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/bigbro280707_468x278.jpg

I think I deserve an easy write up tbh. David is rly ugly and boring and he has awful friends like Gerry and Shanessa. He was quick to jump on board with everyone hating Amy which is NOT a good look. I can hardly recall the full specifics of the Halfway House twist, but I think there was a time where it all got reversed and the four Halfway HMs had to swap places with four people in the main house? Anyway, I remember that for whatever it was, Ziggy suggested that they send all the intruder and nobody cared, but then when Amy agreed that they intruders haven't rly done anything to deserve it more, everyone FLIPS OUT and starts screaming about how Amy's a ****ing and this and that. It was really gross and David, Kara-Louise, Shanessa, and Tracey were sent into the Halfway House (thx Wikipedia.) Anyway, after that David and Shanessa were unceremoniously evicted and they used their whole eviction interview to trash Amy even though Ziggy was the one who suggested that they go back.

Other fun facts, David was Welsh which I know some people care about? And he was a witch or a pagan or something? who ****ing cares.

I'm saving Shievonne (BB13) because she's kind of awful but is endlessly quotable.

here ya go bab.

[reece(:]

It would have happened as well.
If it wasn't for those meddling kids?

[Jack_]

Justice 4 Harriet?

Harriet will forever remain an underrated, ROBBED Queen <3 while Laura will live a life of irrelevancy

the injustice is real and appalling

[reece(:]

Harriet will forever remain an underrated, ROBBED Queen <3 while Laura will live a life of irrelevancy

the injustice is real and appalling
I should've final passed ha

[Jack_]

I should've final passed ha

YAS, here for the reset button #GrodnerHew #TimeBomb #RigHa :cheer2:

[reece(:]

YAS, here for the reset button #GrodnerHew #TimeBomb #RigHa :cheer2:
:joker:

I said there's possibly a revival twist later on but it would be at like the top 100.

[Black Dagger]

Eliminate Billi, save Orlaith

http://m0.ttxm.co.uk/images/galleries/celebrity/bigbrotherlatecomers/medium/billi.jpg

Goodbye, you are human trash. Can't even be bothered to waste my time on you. Go back to being a homophobe on Twitter. And get a ****ing haircut. Tramp.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Laura McAdam was a fun background character for the 100 hours she existed!

[MB.]

I'm having to watch a bit of #4in4out, pray for me

[Jack_]

wait I know Billi is a godawful **** but is he a homophobe to boot as well? like I swear he was gay or bi wtf what an irrelevance

[Jack_]

altho DONT SHOUT AT ME DONT SHOUT AT ME OR WHAT WHAT YOU GONNA DO remains iconic <3

[reece(:]

Billi is my fave BB8 male :x

[Black Dagger]

wait I know Billi is a godawful **** but is he a homophobe to boot as well? like I swear he was gay or bi wtf what an irrelevance

I'm sure I remember seeing him argue with Rylan on Twitter a lot and casually went for his sexuality because he had no other retort.

[Daniel-X]

This one was the hardest to fit into 100 words because she had zero things about her

259th - Sunita Sharma - BB3:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/b/b4/Sunita_Sharma.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130505144503

She is literally one of the most confusing housemates of all time. She seemed so excited about joining BB in her VT and did show potential but it fell flat on it's face for poor Sunita. She nagged about how the show was below her during her very short stint in the BB3 house and how she didn't feel it was 'right' for her. There's not much to write about her she thought she would forever be remembered but her memory was washed away quicker than that of Laura McAdams almost. Housemates who don't feel the show is right for them should really take a deeper look into the show maybe watched some live feed back in the day? Not much to say. A bore who had potential and turned out to be all talk and no walk.

I save Emma

[Black Dagger]

Billi is my fave BB8 male :x

They were all horrendous. Every last one!

[Daniel-X]

They were all horrendous. Every last one!

True, true.

[Shaun]

i'm just amazed i got 3 females evicted in one round

considering only one went from the past two

[MB.]

253rd. Harriet Jackson (BB16)

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I am appalled that people like Harriet.

Well, sort of. It seems to mostly be people who are nostalgic for a pre-#4in4out world, which I can understand. It’s a welcome contrast to the ‘EVERYTHING WAS WELL BORING BEFORE MARC’ school of thought, and Harriet’s an example of that. She wasn’t boring. Heck, if she was boring I might like her more. But it turns out that she just sort of sucked?

And she wasn’t setting herself up for a particularly strong start either. When you pull out the UKIP card about thirty seconds into your VT, don’t expect the crowd to automatically love you eith-no wait they did exactly that oops. That’s when I knew that BB16 might not be all it was cracked up to be (not that it was ever cracked up at all) – the likes of Harriet and Joel were cheered to the rafters. And since Joel ended up in second, god only knows where Harriet could have wound up had it not been for #4in4out. Yes, I’m going to keep insisting on hashtagging that.

So why didn’t I like Harriet? Well, she loved an argument to levels more than any of us could deal with (case in point: her argument with Danny that I believe went along the lines of “shut up!!!” “shut up don’t tell me to shut up!!!!” “well you can shut up and all!” “you shut up!!!” (her offence at being told to shut up was made slightly less valid considering she’d requested Joel to do the exact same thing mere moments earlier)), she’d burst into tears at the opening of an envelope which was funny in an Aisleyne-way at first but was soon not funny in a everyone-else-that-isn’t-Aisleyne way, I don’t recall her smiling once, and her main role in the house was to be the messenger between groups who for some reason decided it’d be wise to feed both sides of the house any information from the other side that she could get, which as far as tactics go is kind of a terrible idea?

And then she was evicted lol. My main gripe about her eviction was that she didn’t get the boos she deserved/was about to get because she was sharing it with Kieran of all people (also fewer people paid money to evict her than they did Amy & Sally, how do people like that even exist on this planet), but at least we got a good quote and an even better housemate (“oh yay you’re back!! :):)” and Harry Amelia respectively) out of the experience. Oh and she was kind of bitter about it on BOTS but less so than Sarah and we’ll save that for when Sarah is eliminated. Hopefully that’s sooner rather than later.

Oh and I'm saving Laura. Tee hee.

There we go.

[Daniel-X]

i'm just amazed i got 3 females evicted in one round

considering only one went from the past two

You put Sunita and Helen up though hun two were expected at least surely.

[Shaun]

I thought Sunita might've been saved in a "well I have no one left" way :laugh: and it was a risk nominating Helen bc I didn't know everyone's stance on her

[MB.]

(turns out I don't remember all that much about Harriet and also turns out that I don't really want to)

[Daniel-X]

(turns out I don't remember all that much about Harriet and also turns out that I don't really want to)

Harriet was ****ing awful. So glad you got rid of her. Don't get the love on here for her

[reece(:]

Harriet was ****ing awful. So glad you got rid of her. Don't get the love on here for her
BB16: Marc

oopp