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Jack_
25-07-2015, 08:14 PM
how did Danny beat Sarah :omgno:
Cause he's a better housemate than she was, although I loved her and she was robbed
Pete.
25-07-2015, 08:14 PM
(Michael > Richard tbh)
Bye
reece(:
25-07-2015, 08:15 PM
I don't get the Imogen love, someone enlighten me http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/kimkoffee.gif
You shall see in her ranking :)
EspeonBB
25-07-2015, 08:15 PM
Who nominated Queen Imogen :suspect:
Here for her final pass though :hello:
Daniel.
25-07-2015, 08:16 PM
Imogen being called a bore is a myth
Pete.
25-07-2015, 08:16 PM
You shall see in her ranking :)
(:
Daniel-X
25-07-2015, 08:16 PM
I don't get the Imogen love, someone enlighten me http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/kimkoffee.gif
She was a boring bitch wasn't she!
LukeB
25-07-2015, 08:16 PM
Cause he's a better housemate than she was, although I loved her and she was robbed
he's atrocious, Harriet should have got higher than him too
Black Dagger
25-07-2015, 08:19 PM
She was a boring bitch wasn't she!
Yes I also don't get this love for her. ~thinks of somebody else to take her place in my noms~
Daniel.
25-07-2015, 08:19 PM
I thought it was only me and Reece who liked her
EspeonBB
25-07-2015, 08:20 PM
Imogen will come second in this rankdown behind Aisleyne. Count on it :hee:
Black Dagger
25-07-2015, 08:21 PM
I thought it was only me and Reece who liked her
I always thought she was quite popular on here.
Black Dagger
25-07-2015, 08:21 PM
Imogen will come second in this rankdown behind Aisleyne. Count on it :hee:
Yeah I haven't dedicated my time for such an awful result!
Daniel-X
25-07-2015, 08:22 PM
Imogen will come second in this rankdown behind Aisleyne. Count on it :hee:
Hahahahahah. That final pass will get her into the fifties at the very most
LukeB
25-07-2015, 08:22 PM
I don't agree with Imogen being boring tbh, she's a goddess
(I'm surprised Maysoon is still in this)
Macie Lightfoot
25-07-2015, 08:22 PM
*waits for Troy to use his on Sam*
I don't even like Sam? :shrug:
Other tidbits,
-Rex sucks and his ~antics~ were really basic and uninspired. We have eyes too, bab, we know Bex is fat. You don't need to LITERALLY TELL US that she's fat. We get it.
-Stuart Hosking IS AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL and he's one of the worst HMs nobody knows about because nobody watches anything before BB5 even though they're super easy to watch. Like, he literally told Penny that he'd **** any girl in the house except for her, and then got mad when she was upset? :rolleyes: also nice favehead
-Danny beat Sarah because Sarah sucks and Danny was at least good when Helen was in the house <3
here comes my PJ write up ~
Jack_
25-07-2015, 08:25 PM
^ if that were true you wouldn't have saved him
Pete.
25-07-2015, 08:31 PM
She was a boring bitch wasn't she!
I wouldn't say boring but she's not the 2nd best BB7 female like DS think she is
Macie Lightfoot
25-07-2015, 08:41 PM
save Sandy cut PJ
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#. PJ Ellis (BB3)
http://i.imgur.com/C3o5WIh.png
I think it's fitting to take PJ out right after taking Jonny out because they're easily the two worst parts of BB3.
1) As pictured above, one night in BB3 Jade and PJ got rly drunk and she gave him a handie. She thought there was something there so she was all ^_^ and gave him a hug the next day while he just stood there with his hands in his pockets all http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/indifferent.gif refusing to acknowledge that she even existed and it was really gross.
2) PJ is really bitter and self-entitled and threw a fit when Alex made him live on the poor side of the house again when he wasn't even nominally friends with Alex and other people were in the same situation but took it so much better. Like, I understand being upset and annoyed but when you literally frame it as Alex making the wrong decision, nuh uh sis.
3) His eviction interview was awful. He tried to pretend that Davina sounded GUTTED that he was going to be evicted and booed because of course the eviction of PJ Ellis is such a travesty (alol thankfully the rest of the house kept him in check and was just like :rolleyes: that didn't even happen and nobody cares enough to boo you ****) and then he spent his whole eviction interview trying to play it off like he only kissed Jade but he doesn't blame her because he's soooooo attractive :rolleyes:
Three strikes and you're OUT! As a closing thought on everyone's favorite topic of sexism in BBUK, would a woman as boring and slightly gross as PJ be given nearly as much slack as he was? I think not.
~
Macie Lightfoot
25-07-2015, 08:42 PM
^ if that were true you wouldn't have saved him
or, like I explained, I thought there were plenty of other people who needed to be taken care of first? I literally have no opinion on Sam, and quite frankly I don't know how anyone does.
Daniel-X
25-07-2015, 08:48 PM
LOVE that PJ write up Troy. PJ was awful the worst housemate of BB3 for me
Jack_
25-07-2015, 08:49 PM
or, like I explained, I thought there were plenty of other people who needed to be taken care of first? I literally have no opinion on Sam, and quite frankly I don't know how anyone does.
You also explained that you were saving him to piss a few people off, so it's a pretty fair to assume that you'd do it again
EspeonBB
25-07-2015, 08:52 PM
I'll cut Marco and save Anthony
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Marco Sabba (BB5)
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130423173702/bigbrotheruk/images/8/82/Bb5_2004_marco_main.jpg
What an awful screeching MONSTER. His elimination was long overdue (I tried) but I'm glad I'm the one who is able to get this thing out. I think people like Marco (or at least forget his many bad qualities) due to his association with goddesses Michelle & Nadia but he was seriously awful for the three weeks he was there and he doesn't get nearly enough hate. He's like the only blemish on an otherwise flawless BB5 cast (along with Jason). He is truly ugly on inside and on the outside.
Marco was the leader of the “Lip Gloss Bitches” and although two of my favourite housemates of all time were in that alliance I didn't really have any time for them. They just started food fights for like no reason and I can imagine living in that environment would be really annoying. Especially with Marco who is so ****ing annoying. He would always run around the house screeching at the top of his lungs and clapping his hands like a seal and it irritated me to no end, as well as his fellow housemates. The worst thing about it was that he thought he was being funny and I honestly can't name a moment where he was funny.
He also had an intense hatred of the “Jungle Cats”, especially Crazy King Ahmed and I would argue that some of the hated from Marco crossed over into racial hatred but that's just my take on it. Obviously Marco and Ahmed were always going to clash due to their lifestyles but Marco was borderline deranged in his hatred and it was uncomfortable to watch, Ahmed didn't really do that much to him to warrant it imo. Also he would sit around bitching about people (I especially remember him doing this a lot in his final week) and complaining about boring people staying. Like **** off no one wants to hear it.
However, the worst Marco moment for me was without a doubt during Fight Night, where I'd argue he was the main instigator of it and it annoys me he gets like no flak for it. He basically spent the entire night winding up Jason and dancing in his face and although I hate Jason too he was obviously going to get angry and yet Marco still did it and he thrived on it. He continued to mock Jason yet when Jason confronted him about it he hid behind Nadia and wouldn't partake in any actual conflict and it was so cowardly but expected from an awful person like Marco. I just hated how he basically started the fight and yet let his 'friends' take the fall for it whilst he jumped around in the background instigating some more, and yet he basically got no blame for it, ugh.
Marco should have really been ejected then and there but unluckily we had to wait another week until he was finally turfed out (to loud cheers as well ffs). I dread to think of a world where Nadia or Michelle are evicted over him but thankfully I don't have to think about it.
In conclusion: you will not win this competition, because you are an ugly person and have an ugly personality. God don't like ugly
Saving Anthony
x
Pete.
25-07-2015, 08:52 PM
PJ is one of the most boring contestants in BB history, so forgettable
Macie Lightfoot
25-07-2015, 08:54 PM
You also explained that you were saving him to piss a few people off, so it's a pretty fair to assume that you'd do it again
eh, that's just an added bonus. Sam didn't have much of a shelf life in this and could've gone at any time. When God presents you with an opportunity to cut Dan Neal you don't pass that up.
Daniel-X
25-07-2015, 09:22 PM
How far are we into this now like nearly a third in?
Shaun
25-07-2015, 09:35 PM
I save Wolfy because I have no other choice and I like Dr. Dolittle I suppose
#193 - Danny Wisker (BB16)
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How on earth has he not already been culled? We were so quick to get rid of Dave the Monk and Gerry, and this arse has somehow coasted into the top 200? Madness.
Dim Danny will be marvelling at a three digit number though, because his IQ is nowhere ****ing near the mark. The man who can't spell canoe contributed so much to BB16, and we repaid the favour by not bothering to vote him out in #4in4out. No, seriously, with viewing figures that low and complaints about series on the forums this high, why did nobody else bother? I spent five whole pounds trying to get rid of this shitstain but nooo, Sarah had to go in defence of sexual assault and Kieran had to be black "have an annoying voice".
I will give this to Danny though, a moment involving him contributed to the only tweet of mine about this series that seemed to get any attention. I don't use Twitter much :(
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The tragically dull recruit's "you want some mate? this is my house" act, on two separate occasions of Marc coming back, was as convincing as the arguments for Marc's entertainment value, and even then it dissolved like a Berocca. At least throw fists, not sandwiches, Daniel. Those two moments he actually piped up seemed to gloss over a lot of the tumbleweed in the weeks prior and, save for a disastrous-looking showmance developing with Sarah that was nipped in the bud in the most routine way imaginable (get rid of the girl!), and a few tears over some time he pretended to marry someone with cancer, Danny's stay in BB16 was a chore. And who the hell wears turtlenecks under a suit jacket? He looked like an Iranian pornstar half the time.
Shaun
25-07-2015, 09:38 PM
Oh no he's been scalped and it hasn't been edited. Who can I save?
reece(:
25-07-2015, 09:38 PM
Save Marco AGAIN ugh
Evict danny
Marco's gone
I think it's Wolfy and Danny?
EspeonBB
25-07-2015, 09:39 PM
I already cut Marcunt haha :hee:
Daniel-X
25-07-2015, 09:39 PM
Oh no he's been scalped and it hasn't been edited. Who can I save?
Claire (BB1), Tom (BB10) or Wolfy (BB14)
Shaun
25-07-2015, 09:41 PM
Well I might as well save the spiritual goddess then
By which I mean tom.
...wolfy
Daniel-X
25-07-2015, 09:41 PM
Well I might as well save the spiritual goddess then
By which I mean tom.
...wolfy
Tom or Wolfy who is it? :joker:
Shaun
25-07-2015, 09:44 PM
Mama wolfy ofc
I shall break the news to jake about choosing tom or Claire.
Jake.
26-07-2015, 07:24 AM
K evict tom save claire
Pav Paul (BB15)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FU7h8lEGcUA/Twiq4UlAjpI/AAAAAAAAACg/I3EbLlnVpBA/s1600/Pointless.jpg
The most interesting thing about him was the fact that Digital Spy was convinced he was Muslim.
Anyway, Pav entered BB15 along with Biannca and Zoe, at a stage that felt approximately two days before the final, and whilst we were teased with rumours of Kimberly’s boyfriend and Helen’s former… work colleague and Steven’s mum (oh what could have been </3), they seemed fairly okay? Of course, despite his claim of having a psychology degree somehow setting him up to be some sort of master manipulator in the house, he was quickly overshadowed by Biannca’s tits and Zoe’s general aura (…I’m getting Pontins, 2002…) and seemed nothing but doomed when he and the other two newbies were put against the public vote. Miraculously, Big Brother’s hardcore Sikh viewership (???) rallied to save him and he somehow outlasted Biannca (which I was actually quite happy about – Biannca was only going to become even closer to Helen’s group and I’d much rather remember her as the four-day wonder she was than some bad smell with saggy boobs). So far, so good.
And then nothing really happened? Like, he was saved and… that was it for three or so weeks? As with all BBUK intruders, the old housemates quickly turned against them and tried their damnedest to turf Pav and Zoe out, which half-worked (thanks Tesco workers of the United Kingdom), yet Pav stuck around despite facing whatever odds a late entrant named Pavandeep has on this show.
As it became clear that Pav wasn’t going anywhere, and as the Pointless Pav nickname grew a little stale, he was quickly given the ‘gameplayer’ tag as an excuse to nominate him (fun fact, he holds the joint-highest nominations tally of BB15. With Marlon. Let that sink in for a minute). If that wasn’t enough, another attempt to make Pav relevant soon came along in the form of Chris. Yes, the strangest love triangle ever seen on this show – in which none of those involved were in any way in love with one another – was born and god the last few weeks of BB15 were bad, weren’t they? This was the point that I properly went off Pav because it made me question whether I liked Chris or not and with so many dreadful characters that year, I so needed somebody who I knew I could support for ten weeks without them turning into a crazed jealous boyfriend. Ah well.
So basically he ended up winning a place in the final over Mark and Winston, neither of which I can say I’d rather was there, and as fate had always dictated, he left first on finale night alongside his sort-of-arch-enemy-for-a-bit, Bhangra dancing his way down the stairs as he did so. By that point, he’d more or less become a part of Helen’s clique so sadly even the notion of voting for Pav as a lolrandom winner (the suggestion of which was actually quite serious and very worrying at one point?) was a step too far. Which was good, because it turns out that in the end Pav just sort of sucked.
I’m saving Maysoon because I don’t want to look like a racist now do I.
(#Justice4Michael)
Pav! A-ah! Saviour of the universe!
Pete.
26-07-2015, 02:55 PM
Pav Paul (BB15)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FU7h8lEGcUA/Twiq4UlAjpI/AAAAAAAAACg/I3EbLlnVpBA/s1600/Pointless.jpg
Screaming
Pav was such a bad housemate I'm astonished how he survived all those evictions especially the VTS. Remember the surge of Pav support in the last week that amounted to nothing lmao
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 03:23 PM
I admire you for being able to write so much.
Pete.
26-07-2015, 08:12 PM
I admire you for being able to write so much.
Ikr
reece(:
26-07-2015, 08:18 PM
I'll only be doing like 2 lines on Paul BB2
EspeonBB
26-07-2015, 08:21 PM
Why is it when I'm out the nominations are always posted and I miss them but when I'm actually online and perched this thread is dead
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar82167_35.gif
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 08:46 PM
:laugh:
I have been waiting for Reece to do his last two tbf (not that I'm in any hurry) and Jake and Shaun have been busy so.
I hope you are perched to evict some disgusting, disgusting housemates :clap1:
Pete.
26-07-2015, 08:49 PM
As a Helen stan I'm worried what you mean by disturbing and disgusting :laugh:
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 08:52 PM
She's the only really nasty housemate I like really. I still need to figure out the other 5 I'm nominating
As a Helen stan I'm worried what you mean by disturbing and disgusting :laugh:
#Pray4ElizabethWoodcock
reece(:
26-07-2015, 08:53 PM
Justine nommed for the 10th time?
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 08:54 PM
Justine gets knocked down but keeps getting up again. :dance:
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 08:57 PM
#Pray4ElizabethWoodcock
Hew
reece(:
26-07-2015, 08:57 PM
Justine gets knocked down but keeps getting up again. :dance:
Her redemption era?
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 09:03 PM
Lucas just nominate once Reece has done his because Jake and Shaun are in London all weekend. Also don't wait up on me guys this week if I'm slow etc because I'm in Italy but I'm sure I won't be as I have wifi etc but it's just if I'm out having a meal or something and wifi isn't in the restaurant when nominations are posted
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 09:03 PM
All the Tibbers living it up in Italy.
reece(:
26-07-2015, 09:10 PM
I'm sorting out Paul now.
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 09:12 PM
All the Tibbers living it up in Italy.
Hew else is in Italy?
I'm going watching Snoop Dogg with my mum and her boyfriend Tuesday night in Lucca also. :facepalm: kill me now pls
I'll call Childline for you.
Pete.
26-07-2015, 09:19 PM
Justine gets knocked down but keeps getting up again. :dance:
Not Keri Hilson promo
reece(:
26-07-2015, 09:25 PM
Save Andrew BB1, CUT PAUL!!!
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PAUL CLARKE - BB2, fifth place
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB2/CFF/normal_Celebrity%20Fear%20Factor%20-%20Big%20Brother%202_s%20Helen%20and%20Paul%20and% 20BB3_s%20Spencer%20106.jpg
Ugh, so Paul... dull dull dull, and not even attractive to make up for it. One of the many awful people in BB2 (there's quite a lot actually!) This arsehole survived FOUR head to head evictions over queens Amma and Narinder</3.
boring showmance? CHECK. homophobic? CHECK. hypocrite and underlying misogyny? CHECK.
three strikes and you're out mate.
Toodles
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 09:30 PM
I'll call Childline for you.
Thanku :love:
Pete.
26-07-2015, 09:36 PM
Paul only stayed because of Helen even the producer dragged him for being boring in the Inside Story documentary
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 09:48 PM
Evict Charlie, save Mo
~idc about the number just kill yourself~ CHARLIE DRUMMOND
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/02/article-2550418-1B2579FD00000578-439_306x466.jpg
The fact he's being taken to court (or jail in that picture, idk he's looking smug so I bet he assumes he gets away with it) isn't really a good showing for Charlie from the off is it? This right here has to be one of the most desperate, repugnant, try hard, irritating wankers to ever embrace the walls of the Big Brother house. He is a definite series ruiner for me, prancing around the place like a twat for 13 weeks had no entertainment value and his pranks were just as ****e as that of Arron Lowe. Ruining goddess Angels' eviction outfit with no remorse whatsoever. He craved attention in abundance, who can forget his nightly Nana routine (one of the most nauseating, ghastly characters I've come across) you aren't Julie Goodyear **** off, that was showcased on our screens nightly on live feed but luckily never made the highlights show <333. I've luckily blocked out most of his other antics of this show because they weren't worth remembering. He was apart of the first gay showmance (unless we count Dan Bryan rimming Jason Cowan) and even that wasn't enticing because he was really just a dick to Rodrigo and he fortunately finally had enough and threw a bottle at his head. Shame it missed. He was the might spiteful, self entitled housemates and his comeuppance of only receiving 4th place was glorious. You could tell deep down he wanted to throw himself down the stairs despite jumping all over them <\3. Outside of the show he decided to fracture somebody's skull so quite frankly I suppose he is extremely lucky he's managed to make it this far on the list I guess? ****ing goodbye and don't drop the soap. You aren't Beyonce, you're Lady Gaga in the Telephone video. Except you hopefully won't be getting out any time soon.
I've saved Mo again for no good reason I guess. The list Daniel posted I'd have happily seen them all evicted quite frankly.
Jake.
26-07-2015, 09:59 PM
okay so is it just a write up of Tom I have to do?
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:00 PM
It is luv. I'm going to be doing my nominations soon though when I figure out how to work Brantsteele.
reece(:
26-07-2015, 10:01 PM
okay so is it just a write up of Tom I have to do?
I've still got to do Andrew BB11 and someone else
Jake.
26-07-2015, 10:01 PM
It is luv. I'm going to be doing my nominations soon though when I figure out how to work Brantsteele.
ta
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:02 PM
I've still got to do Andrew BB11 and someone else
Sophie - BB14
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:03 PM
~idc about the number just kill yourself~ CHARLIE DRUMMOND
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/02/article-2550418-1B2579FD00000578-439_306x466.jpg
The fact he's being taken to court (or jail in that picture, idk he's looking smug so I bet he assumes he gets away with it) isn't really a good showing for Charlie from the off is it? This right here has to be one of the most desperate, repugnant, try hard, irritating wankers to ever embrace the walls of the Big Brother house. He is a definite series ruiner for me, prancing around the place like a twat for 13 weeks had no entertainment value and his pranks were just as ****e as that of Arron Lowe. Ruining goddess Angels' eviction outfit with no remorse whatsoever. He craved attention in abundance, who can forget his nightly Nana routine (one of the most nauseating, ghastly characters I've come across) you aren't Julie Goodyear **** off, that was showcased on our screens nightly on live feed but luckily never made the highlights show <333. I've luckily blocked out most of his other antics of this show because they weren't worth remembering. He was apart of the first gay showmance (unless we count Dan Bryan rimming Jason Cowan) and even that wasn't enticing because he was really just a dick to Rodrigo and he fortunately finally had enough and threw a bottle at his head. Shame it missed. He was the might spiteful, self entitled housemates and his comeuppance of only receiving 4th place was glorious. You could tell deep down he wanted to throw himself down the stairs despite jumping all over them <\3. Outside of the show he decided to fracture somebody's skull so quite frankly I suppose he is extremely lucky he's managed to make it this far on the list I guess? ****ing goodbye and don't drop the soap. You aren't Beyonce, you're Lady Gaga in the Telephone video. Except you hopefully won't be getting out any time soon.
I've saved Mo again for no good reason I guess. The list Daniel posted I'd have happily seen them all evicted quite frankly.
:clap2: Charlie was disgusting his nana routine was ****ing awful and him on the outside of the house is possibly worse than him on the inside
Jack_
26-07-2015, 10:03 PM
wtf at that Charlie pic he looks like 40 years old :umm2:
I didn't mind him as a housemate really, him and Rodrigo were the first gay shomance that never was </3
Jake.
26-07-2015, 10:06 PM
Tom Oliver
Big Brother 10 (Walked)
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I would spend some time attempting to diminish Tom's character, but I can't remember him having a character to diminish in the first place. Did he fancy Noirin? idk.
Babayaro.
26-07-2015, 10:06 PM
**** me Charlie was AWFUL
Pete.
26-07-2015, 10:09 PM
I liked Tom for some reason I can't remember I think he dragged someone
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:09 PM
All I remember of Tom was him saying that Kris wouldn't be there for the right reasons for Sophie and that was it. He was a bit useless.
Macie Lightfoot
26-07-2015, 10:10 PM
I liked Tom for some reason I can't remember I think he dragged someone
He dragged Marcus and it was great <3
Pete.
26-07-2015, 10:11 PM
He dragged Marcus and it was great <3
Slay
Jack_
26-07-2015, 10:11 PM
Marcus owning Tom from the jail <3
reece(:
26-07-2015, 10:11 PM
Sophie - BB14
Quite fitting that I forget her
Pete.
26-07-2015, 10:13 PM
Quite fitting that I forget her
Don't forget her Sam draggings
Macie Lightfoot
26-07-2015, 10:16 PM
I mean, Marcus sat and moped in the corner under his duvet because Noirin didn't like him and he felt threatened because Tom was more attractive than him while Tom barely acknowledged Marcus's existence and only referred to him as Noirin's shadow <3
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:29 PM
Here for the Andrew (BB11) draggings
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:37 PM
Right. I have my list sorted. Whenever you lot are ready for me I'm ready.
Jake.
26-07-2015, 10:41 PM
well i need sleep so now if you can
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:42 PM
Do it now Lucas hon :)
Shaun
26-07-2015, 10:42 PM
Oop
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:43 PM
Most people are online I think. Another write up Riche :hehe:
Pete.
26-07-2015, 10:45 PM
Poor Rihce
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:46 PM
Poor Rihce
The game will have finished and he'll have about sixteen write ups to do
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:46 PM
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Alex Lee/Amy Alexandria/Ashleigh Hughes/Brian Belo/Charley Uchea/Emma Greenwood/George Askew/Jack McDermott/Josie Gibson/Kara Louise/Lesley Anderson/Louise Cliffe/Makosi Masumbasi/Bex Shiner/Saffia Corden/Sallie Axl/Saskia Howard Clarke/Sophie Reade
Enjoy x
Shaun
26-07-2015, 10:47 PM
Is Rachel rihce even aware of the final passes used
Shaun
26-07-2015, 10:47 PM
#191 - Amy Alexandra (BB8)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/AmyBikini0908_468x365.jpg
It is common knowledge that all of the halfway-housemates with the improbable exception of Kara-Louise (and Munkety Tunkety) sucked. Hard. Amy was the least messy of the bunch but at the expense of a personality. The UK lad-mags culture was at its peak around 2007 so the desperate attempt to chuck her in and hope for the best with her tits was painfully obvious, and even then she looks like an unfortunate cross between Rebecca Adlington and a shovel.
She tried for a showmance with Liam in full knowledge that the fans, let alone the entire world, were already bored to tears with keeping up with Ziggy and Chanelle, and aside from a handful of the usual highlights this calibre of housemate gets (naked jacuzzi moment! lesbian kiss!) all she really did was fall victim to the obvious "well the original housemates are never going to not-nominate her" edit. I suppose I could say the same for Sam but she WAS LOVELY AND WILL WIN THIS IN THE END GODDAMNIT.
I save Belo because he actually did stuff in this series I suppose
Jake.
26-07-2015, 10:47 PM
save sophie, evict saffia
reece(:
26-07-2015, 10:47 PM
save charley cut george
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GEORGE ASKEW - BB7, 19th place
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/Big_Brother_7/day1/normal_george-d.jpg
(Bubble and Spencer morphthing?)
George entered on launch night as the token posh young male of the series who is usually loved around these parts, however he was destined to flop at all angles. From his VT we learnt that apparently he had some connection to the royal family, and he loves to do all that stereotypical posh stuff like hunting and cherishing the countryside, yawning yet? In the house, he had a close friendship with Grace and the lads and a semi-showmance/will they-won't they with Nikki who he quickly turned on and trashed in his last few days in the house as she didn't stay in his bed one night. He also had an altering lisp and was an *individual* when he stayed in the room with Shahbaz when everyone walked out. Also it was speculated a lot that George was gay due to Nikki's poor hearing skills :joker:
0ofBXoHACUE
After two weeks in the show, George seemed more and more bored of the place and told the others he wanted to leave, with the excuse that "he didn't want the fame" leaving the plastics in meltdown as they had lost a member. Despite not wanting fame, he reappeared at the finale and had an awkward chat with Davina.
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:48 PM
Josie Gibson - BB11:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/12/article-2216718-1578C11A000005DC-778_634x678.jpg
Josie is one of those housemates that outstayed their welcome. She entered first on launch and seemed to be this sweet country girl which fans seem to go crazy for her not just here in the UK but worldwide when it comes to BB and she just was pretty boring to start off with anyway. BB made her the heroine however somehow in it's head gave her a hefty wedge of highlights usually as it seemed they really really wanted this girl to win! Josie was just pretty vanilla for me and didn't do much for me. She was annoying and she she sucked her thumb but she didn't offend me that much I could take her or leave her.
Then came the worst showmance in the history of showmances. JJJ, okay it was pretty disgusting put it that way. The public however lapped up this showmance like showmances were going out of fashion. John-James saw the chance to attach himself to this small town girl who was plump and the type of girl you wouldn't expect someone as hot :umm2: as crab eyes to go for. They went through this stage of will they/won't they for pretty much half of the series and then they'd have an argument nearly every day over something which was blown out of proportion but they'd be BFFs again come tea time.
I guess Josie didn't contribute much to BB11 for me and her win being cleared for her by producers still makes me angry to this day. Why were they so obsessed with this frumpy boring Somerset girl who was involved in a tedious showmance? I still don't know. Josie did have like one time where she stuck up for Corin against John-James but usually she sit back and let him rip into housemate by housemate and say pretty much nothing. Josie coasted her way to the final and to this day is probably still one of the worst winners.
I final pass Queen Sallie Axl because she's the second best C5 era housemate and bcos you're a snake every time I see you I'm going to go ssss and because high street
Pete.
26-07-2015, 10:48 PM
Bex Shiner
http://i2.coventrytelegraph.net/incoming/article9614875.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/SNF1302TVEE-682_927787a.jpg
Bex was probably one of the biggest letdowns of BB history although granted she did have her moments. However most of her highlights are dominated by her getting drunk and getting naked in the pool, throwing tantrums in the jail and burning the chips.
I have to say this won't be completely one sided because she was great in the first few weeks when her bubbly character was raw and fresh but it very quickly wore off. In Week 4 she faced eviction against Mario and stayed making her seem like the major favourite to win inside the house. This meant that the 'Bex machine' was ramped up massively. This involved more drunken activites including kissing Luke, smothering Luke and kissing someone over the divide (Kate and Spencer hew?).
She is also best known for striking up a showmance with Luke although they didn't do anything inside the house and it was mainly for the magazines afterwards as they were certainly marketable as an unlikely couple (I would have shipped freaky Darnell and Bex tbh).
Come her eviction everyone left in the Whispers club were so sure that Mohammed or Darnell was going to go over obvious fan favourite Bex. So imagine the shock when Bex Shiner is evicted with over 60% of the vote!
After the show Bex and Luke's showmance went from magazine to magazine for about a year and Bex became a porn star and shades her appearance on BBUK regularly? About as messy has her now non-existent Jedward tattoo.
I also save Makosi and give her a pass to the final
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2014_pauline_controlroom.jpg
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:49 PM
Actually I'm gonna #finalpass Sallie Axl as she's already been nominated twice and I'm unsure how much longer she can last
Shaun
26-07-2015, 10:49 PM
Gross.
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:49 PM
save makosi #finalpass
YASSSS
It worked!
EspeonBB
26-07-2015, 10:50 PM
Save Saskia
Cut Jack
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Jack McDermott (BB16)
http://images.ok.co.uk/1431433400_jack-mcdermott-deal-or-no-deal.jpg
Tbh, despite the series just finishing a few weeks ago I don't really have much to say on Jack (also I only watched bits and pieces from the post-Aisleyne weeks). I just wanted to cut someone from BB16, which is seriously an awful series and for me the worst series BBUK has had to offer to date.
Anyway I remember that Jack was a launch night fave and I despised him early on because he was so annoying with his 'Pieface' shtick, Pieface has to be the worst nickname ever created right? And he also had some weird fear of the women (apart from Chloe), like I remember when he freaked out on when Amy threw a cup at the diary room door and it was really gross, even more gross because everyone seemed to be OK with it.
Then the public started to turn on Jack like they did with other launch night favos such as Wolfy and Pauline and production were quite clearly were trying to go for a downfall storyline and I can see Emma saying during his eviction interview "you should have taken the car >:(" but this never happened and I was glad because production deserved to be punished for their crimes against television during BB16. I guess I was kinda rooting for him towards the end of the series but not really because I was so apathetic towards everything and just wanted it to end and be erased from our memories. Also I loved the fact Jack got buried in the edit every Friday yet he still never got evicted lol
So that's Jack! Not a very interesting person nor a very good housemate but despite hating him at the beginning he got better later on (perhaps just in comparison to Marc and Helen) and he was actually my second fave in the final lol what an awful set of finalists.
Edit: Also I forgot to mention in the beginning I hated his entitlement and the fact he acted like it was his house but in hindsight I can forgive him for this since he was told by production that he was the winner at like day 3. btw lol @ this write up becoming more about my hate for production, shows how interesting Jack is tbh.
Saving Saskia again. DON'T GRIT YOUR TEETH AT ME LIKE A DOG WOMAN!!! :rant:
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:50 PM
Oh but that didn't. Smh Daniel. That wasn't in the plan!
Daniel.
26-07-2015, 10:50 PM
Ashleigh Hughes
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ashleigh-hughes-big-brother-453x680.jpg
Sorry for the delay guys, I've been out a lot this week believe it or not.
Anyway, Ashleigh Hughes, I don't actually dislike her that much so I'll start by saying she came in, was rather hilarious on launch, then tuned into a background character who only popped up to bitch with what little vocabulary she had, mainly about Lauren or Deana, which didn't do her any favours as these two were the public's favourites. Ashleigh also had a showmance with one Luke Scrase known as 'Lughleigh' on forums and social media, which was hilarious if only for Ashleigh dragging his penis size because he crossed his legs and saying she wouldn't care if Luke was evicted :joker: Ashleigh was evicted in the semi final after getting more votes to save than Scott and Becky (seriously who voted for her?) and left to some boos. Harrowing.
LukeB
26-07-2015, 10:50 PM
Actually I'm gonna #finalpass Sallie Axl as she's already been nominated twice and I'm unsure how much longer she can last
:love:
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 10:51 PM
Gross.
Me final passing Sallie? She's queen of the first evictees (this is from a club which has Mary, Stephanie and Rachael also!)
Shaun
26-07-2015, 10:52 PM
(All crap / ok but nothing special!)
Pete.
26-07-2015, 10:52 PM
YASSSS
It worked!
Slay those tactics
Macie Lightfoot
26-07-2015, 10:56 PM
cut Lesley save Alex Rose Lee <3
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#. Lesley Sanderson (BB6)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/5/55/Lesley3.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130601113244&format=webp
controversial? IDK why. BB6 is really a bunch of obvious first boots and Anthony, Eugene, Maxwell, and I guess Orlaith if you wish, and Lesley's one of the most obvious, first boot-iest of them all so I don't really have the energy or time or anything to care about her. Did people really miss her that much when she was gone? Did people REALLY think she could contribute anything other than bitchiness and terrorism? I sure didn't!
I guess I should talk about the whole thing with Sam Heuston? Some people get REALLY offended whenever the word bully is thrown around and aren't imaginative enough to consider that bullying can be something less than, like, the Shahbaz thing. My personal opinion, whether or not Lesley ~bullied~ Sam, she was a complete bitch to her and I didn't enjoy it :shrug: I like Sam a lot more anyway so whatever.
In summary, remember at the final when Davina was like "oh you're a brunette now? don't brunettes get SO much more attention??? *hair flip* :D :D :D" and Lesley was just all "........I was always a brunette o_o"
I'm saving Alurx (BB12) because I love when people struggle to say their own names <3
Pete.
26-07-2015, 10:56 PM
cut Lesley save Alex Rose Lee <3
NAWT lesley going </333333
reece(:
26-07-2015, 10:57 PM
NAWT lesley going </333333
noooooooo.
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:58 PM
Right so we've got so far...
Shaun ~ Save Belo/Cut Any
Jake ~ Save Sophie/Cut Saffia
Reece ~ Save Charlie/Cut George
Pete ~ Save Makosi (final pass)/Cut Bex
DanielX ~ Save Sallie (final pass)/Cut Josie
Espeon ~ Save Saskia/Cut Jack
Daniel_ ~ Save.../Cut Ashleigh
Macie ~ Save Alex/Cut Lesley
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 10:58 PM
YASSSS MACIE <3.
reece(:
26-07-2015, 11:00 PM
Veto ha? :think:
Pete.
26-07-2015, 11:03 PM
I'm distraught at Lesley going http://i.imgur.com/47bxr8w.png
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:04 PM
Why doesn't someone get rid of Laura BB11 ffs????
:eek: She doesn't deserve anything other than last place for her pointless stint.
LukeB
26-07-2015, 11:04 PM
Did Makosi need a final pass :laugh: :p
reece(:
26-07-2015, 11:05 PM
Why doesn't someone get rid of Laura BB11 ffs????
:eek: She doesn't deserve anything other than last place for her pointless stint.
Justine lives another day
Daniel.
26-07-2015, 11:05 PM
Who have I got to save
Pete.
26-07-2015, 11:05 PM
Did Makosi need a final pass :laugh: :p
Can't risk her being snatched
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:07 PM
Justine lives another day
:flutter:
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:07 PM
Who have I got to save
Emma Greenwood, Louise Cliffe or Kara Louise
Jack_
26-07-2015, 11:08 PM
Save Sallie
Cut Josie
save makosi #finalpass
cut Bex
You both need knighting :clap1: finally a (near) flawless round <3
Why doesn't someone get rid of Laura BB11 ffs????
:eek: She doesn't deserve anything other than last place for her pointless stint.
drag, ruin and end HA the ****ing pointless **** :cheer2:
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:09 PM
Did Makosi need a final pass :laugh: :p
I knew nobody was going to nominate her so I did to ensure she could get one because she deserved one even though she was going to the end regardless.
Macie Lightfoot
26-07-2015, 11:09 PM
cut Lesley save Alex Rose Lee <3
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#. Lesley Sanderson (BB6)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/5/55/Lesley3.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130601113244&format=webp
controversial? IDK why. BB6 is really a bunch of obvious first boots and Anthony, Eugene, Maxwell, and I guess Orlaith if you wish, and Lesley's one of the most obvious, first boot-iest of them all so I don't really have the energy or time or anything to care about her. Did people really miss her that much when she was gone? Did people REALLY think she could contribute anything other than bitchiness and terrorism? I sure didn't!
I guess I should talk about the whole thing with Sam Heuston? Some people get REALLY offended whenever the word bully is thrown around and aren't imaginative enough to consider that bullying can be something less than, like, the Shahbaz thing. My personal opinion, whether or not Lesley ~bullied~ Sam, she was a complete bitch to her and I didn't enjoy it :shrug: I like Sam a lot more anyway so whatever.
In summary, remember at the final when Davina was like "oh you're a brunette now? don't brunettes get SO much more attention??? *hair flip* :D :D :D" and Lesley was just all "........I was always a brunette o_o"
I'm saving Alurx (BB12) because I love when people struggle to say their own names <3
blam.
Why doesn't someone get rid of Laura BB11 ffs????
:eek: She doesn't deserve anything other than last place for her pointless stint.
alol no lie Laura is like just barely outside of my personal top 100 <3
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:10 PM
I thought she went a couple of rounds ago with a couple of sentences. Meh I'd rather get utter twats like Lesleh out <333
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:10 PM
Emma Greenwood, Louise Cliffe or Kara Louise
:eek:
Chlamydia, Syphillis or the clap :shocked:
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:11 PM
:eek:
Chlamydia, Syphillis or the clap :shocked:
Yeah I don't envy him or MB.
Jack_
26-07-2015, 11:11 PM
Sam > Lesley
masturbating in a box and the world's most awkward lap dance (but the hottest as a ten year old boy /Marsh) make her an underrated Queen <3
Macie Lightfoot
26-07-2015, 11:11 PM
someone needs to save Kara-Louise <3
Jack_
26-07-2015, 11:12 PM
Kara-Whoise :sleep:
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:13 PM
Sam > Lesley
masturbating in a box and the world's most awkward lap dance (but the hottest as a ten year old boy /Marsh) make her an underrated Queen <3
:joker:
I actually hated her, she was so awkward it made me cringe.
LukeB
26-07-2015, 11:13 PM
I knew nobody was going to nominate her so I did to ensure she could get one because she deserved one even though she was going to the end regardless.
Yeah i though that too,from the people who are doing this i have not saw any Makosi hate from you or anyone else, so she I thought she the most safest housemate out of them all.
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:13 PM
Kara-Whoise :sleep:
Literally the only thing I remember about her was Davina asking her to shut the **** up during Tracey's interview. :joker:
LukeB
26-07-2015, 11:14 PM
Literally the only thing I remember about her was Davina asking her to shut the **** up during Tracey's interview. :joker:
(she also pissed Ziggy off which is good in my books)
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:15 PM
Yeah i though that too,from the people who are doing this i have not saw any Makosi hate from you or anyone else, so she I thought she the most safest housemate out of them all.
Yeah it's the only reason I put Charley and her up. Like I knew the people involved in this were never going to get rid and it meant I could remove absolutely awful people <333
Macie Lightfoot
26-07-2015, 11:15 PM
Kara-Louise *IS* the future winner of this rankdown, if only for the time she got drunk during nominations and called Ziggy Goldilocks (I also appreciated her as a Voice For The Voiceless since the intruders were all treated like **** per usual)
Macie Lightfoot
26-07-2015, 11:17 PM
Kara-Louise also provided us with this moment and I will always love her for it <3
http://swf.tubechop.com/tubechop.swf?vurl=C1o8uZyKo0Y&start=1970&end=2004&cid=1268257
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:17 PM
Kara-Louise *IS* the future winner of this rankdown, if only for the time she got drunk during nominations and called Ziggy Goldilocks (I also appreciated her as a Voice For The Voiceless since the intruders were all treated like **** per usual)
Omg, I remember that. :joker: She thought she was being funny and he was getting more and more pissed off with her.
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 11:20 PM
Josie Gibson - BB11:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/12/article-2216718-1578C11A000005DC-778_634x678.jpg
Josie is one of those housemates that outstayed their welcome. She entered first on launch and seemed to be this sweet country girl which fans seem to go crazy for her not just here in the UK but worldwide when it comes to BB and she just was pretty boring to start off with anyway. BB made her the heroine however somehow in it's head gave her a hefty wedge of highlights usually as it seemed they really really wanted this girl to win! Josie was just pretty vanilla for me and didn't do much for me. She was annoying and she she sucked her thumb but she didn't offend me that much I could take her or leave her.
Then came the worst showmance in the history of showmances. JJJ, okay it was pretty disgusting put it that way. The public however lapped up this showmance like showmances were going out of fashion. John-James saw the chance to attach himself to this small town girl who was plump and the type of girl you wouldn't expect someone as hot :umm2: as crab eyes to go for. They went through this stage of will they/won't they for pretty much half of the series and then they'd have an argument nearly every day over something which was blown out of proportion but they'd be BFFs again come tea time.
I guess Josie didn't contribute much to BB11 for me and her win being cleared for her by producers still makes me angry to this day. Why were they so obsessed with this frumpy boring Somerset girl who was involved in a tedious showmance? I still don't know. Josie did have like one time where she stuck up for Corin against John-James but usually she sit back and let him rip into housemate by housemate and say pretty much nothing. Josie coasted her way to the final and to this day is probably still one of the worst winners.
I final pass Queen Sallie Axl because she's the second best C5 era housemate and bcos you're a snake every time I see you I'm going to go ssss and because high street
Josie write up is now up
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 11:21 PM
(so yeah who's left)
Kara-Louise, Emma (BB5) and Louise (BB12)
Shaun
26-07-2015, 11:22 PM
Emma, Louise, jack and Kara Louise left?
Shaun
26-07-2015, 11:22 PM
(In which case save jack and karawhoise tbh)
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:23 PM
Kara Louise and Louise Cliffe just because I assume Daniel would change his save from Saskia to Emma bc he loves her.
reece(:
26-07-2015, 11:24 PM
QUEEN Kara-Lou <3
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 11:25 PM
:love:
Queen Sallie shall reign over her kingdom :love:
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:27 PM
Sallie is a despicable housemate. :yuk:
Even the spelling of her name offends me.
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:28 PM
Sallie is a despicable housemate. :yuk:
Even the spelling of her name offends me.
Tbh. I was not expecting her to be gifted a final pass when I got her ass up <\3
Shaun
26-07-2015, 11:28 PM
This is the first thing she's been given that isn't an STI so can we all just calm down
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 11:30 PM
At least I didn't final pass boring bitch Imogen Thomas :idc:
Shaun
26-07-2015, 11:31 PM
Tea has been spilt
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:31 PM
Fair point.
Daniel.
26-07-2015, 11:31 PM
Save Emma Greenwood
Daniel.
26-07-2015, 11:32 PM
Just because someone doesn't scream and shout doesn't make them boring
Imogen :love:
EspeonBB
26-07-2015, 11:32 PM
whoever's left has to choose between Kara-Louise (BB8) and Louise (BB12) :spin:
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:32 PM
Oh I've just seen Nicole mentioned in the other thread and totally realised I've forgot to nominate her. Can I veto Kara Louise myself xxx (not really. She may have to suffer MBs wrath)
reece(:
26-07-2015, 11:36 PM
Just because someone doesn't scream and shout doesn't make them boring
Imogen :love:
Queen Imogen is deservedly in the top 75
Marsh.
26-07-2015, 11:38 PM
Imogen's a slut
Daniel-X
26-07-2015, 11:38 PM
Queen Imogen is deservedly in the top 75
No that's Queen Sallie and Queen Makosi (even though I think she's pretty much guaranteed top ten if not the win)
182nd. Louise Cliffe (BB12)
http://wwwcdn.channel5.com/assets/images/000/018/380/large_size_Day40-Louise.jpg?1318973679
(that Hamlet remake was doomed from the start, wasn't it? And half the results on the Google Image search I did for this were pictures of much more interesting people which kind of says everything that needs to be said. I think she must do a Beyoncé and delete any embarrassing photos of her from the Internet. Or just any photos whatsoever)
So I haven’t seen much of BB12, and I'm well overdue for a re-watch, but I’ll try to do the best that I can. From what I’ve seen/what I gather, Louise was an okay housemate but nothing particularly special (see: every single other person in the BB12 cast bar the awful ones), and she had a strange infatuation with Jay and his faecal matter to the extent that she married him (poor cow), until she realised that she’d just married Jay McKray and quickly rectified that fact. Anyway, from what I remember, Louise entered on launch night and soon got on her fellow housemates’ good sides, impressing them with her special talent of balancing dinner plates on her tits. This, as we all know, became a common trend throughout the series and she would whip out both her boobs and the fine china at any given opportunity. Sadly, this shared good mood didn’t last and a famous feud began between Louise and fellow housemate Tom, which led to her stabbing him in the throat with a rusty kitchen utensil and the brief cancellation of the series. This well-documented hiatus ended three days later after the head of Endemol UK persuaded the protestors to get down from the roof. The series then got back off to a flying start – after all, it’s hard to forget Day 37’s green tea and bukkake party – and things were on the up. Louise’s popularity both in and out of the house grew once more, with British Prime Minister David Cameron signing up to her TiBB fan club after getting his wall spammed with requests for him to join. She also managed to keep the peace much of the time despite her earlier spatula-related outburst, and as a result earned her catchy nickname “Louise Who Manages to Keep the Peace Much of the Time” that adoring fans still refer to her as to this day. Aside from the aforementioned fling with Jay, she also had romances with Harry, Heaven and Big Brother itself, which led to Maisy’s expulsion by BB for being a jealous bitch. Ah, the memories – it seems like just yesterday that we were all stanning LouiBig Brother! From this point onwards, it was more or less plain sailing for our loveable Liverpool lass who comes from Manchester, as she was so beloved now that the producers decided she was too popular for the show and gave Louise her own spin-off. Unfortunately, “Fiscal Cliffe”, her late-night programme discussing the current economic climate, tanked in the ratings and resulted in her having to return to the Big Brother house with her head in her hands and a cooking appliance in Tom O’Connell’s larynx. Even more unfortunately, this occurred three and a half weeks after the series had ended, leaving her stuck in the compound until the beginning of the next celebrity edition. During this time, she came up with a deviously clever and cunning plan which involved creating a fake celebrity persona which she could use to win the series and gain her freedom. And thus, Natalie Cassidy was born.
But like I said, I do need to re-watch BB12.
(I'm saving Kara-Louise because she's by far the superior Louise and also hasn't killed nearly as many people)
Black Dagger
26-07-2015, 11:46 PM
:clap1:
Right will the next round be tomorrow now? Because I need sleep and cba being the last left to pick between absolute no marks.
(lol I've seen about five collective minutes of BB12 this should be fun)
Pete.
27-07-2015, 12:39 AM
Bex Shiner
http://i2.coventrytelegraph.net/incoming/article9614875.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/SNF1302TVEE-682_927787a.jpg
Bex was probably one of the biggest letdowns of BB history although granted she did have her moments. However most of her highlights are dominated by her getting drunk and getting naked in the pool, throwing tantrums in the jail and burning the chips.
I have to say this won't be completely one sided because she was great in the first few weeks when her bubbly character was raw and fresh but it very quickly wore off. In Week 4 she faced eviction against Mario and stayed making her seem like the major favourite to win inside the house. This meant that the 'Bex machine' was ramped up massively. This involved more drunken activites including kissing Luke, smothering Luke and kissing someone over the divide (Kate and Spencer hew?).
She is also best known for striking up a showmance with Luke although they didn't do anything inside the house and it was mainly for the magazines afterwards as they were certainly marketable as an unlikely couple (I would have shipped freaky Darnell and Bex tbh).
Come her eviction everyone left in the Whispers club were so sure that Mohammed or Darnell was going to go over obvious fan favourite Bex. So imagine the shock when Bex Shiner is evicted with over 60% of the vote!
After the show Bex and Luke's showmance went from magazine to magazine for about a year and Bex became a porn star and shades her appearance on BBUK regularly? About as messy has her now non-existent Jedward tattoo.
I also save Makosi and give her a pass to the final
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2014_pauline_controlroom.jpg
Some more attention for you Bex sis
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qz1xc6Jr1r1okmxo1_250.gif
Jake.
27-07-2015, 06:14 PM
Saffia Corden
Big Brother 10 (Walked)
http://i.imgur.com/PujGUCg.png
Remember Saffia? She became a housemate after managing to walk over (sugar) glass. Yay.
I'm honestly trying to remember what Saffia did during the eight days she was in there.. She tried it on with Kris which obviously failed and she made an enemy with (superior) housemate Sophia. I honestly can't remember what they argued about but Sophia shouting at her with 20+ pairs of sunglasses on her head in the garden was a first week highlight. Tbf Saffia did try offering an olive branch, but she left on day 8 anyway (missing the kids? was never going to last 90 days then were you dear).
I'm not going to hurt my brain any longer thinking of Saffia. She was ****.
reece(:
27-07-2015, 06:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/redjlVo.gif
Pete.
27-07-2015, 06:27 PM
Saffia robbed Sophia of her place
EspeonBB
27-07-2015, 06:36 PM
Save Saskia
Cut Jack
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Jack McDermott (BB16)
http://images.ok.co.uk/1431433400_jack-mcdermott-deal-or-no-deal.jpg
Tbh, despite the series just finishing a few weeks ago I don't really have much to say on Jack (also I only watched bits and pieces from the post-Aisleyne weeks). I just wanted to cut someone from BB16, which is seriously an awful series and for me the worst series BBUK has had to offer to date.
Anyway I remember that Jack was a launch night fave and I despised him early on because he was so annoying with his 'Pieface' shtick, Pieface has to be the worst nickname ever created right? And he also had some weird fear of the women (apart from Chloe), like I remember when he freaked out on when Amy threw a cup at the diary room door and it was really gross, even more gross because everyone seemed to be OK with it.
Then the public started to turn on Jack like they did with other launch night favos such as Wolfy and Pauline and production were quite clearly were trying to go for a downfall storyline and I can see Emma saying during his eviction interview "you should have taken the car >:(" but this never happened and I was glad because production deserved to be punished for their crimes against television during BB16. I guess I was kinda rooting for him towards the end of the series but not really because I was so apathetic towards everything and just wanted it to end and be erased from our memories. Also I loved the fact Jack got buried in the edit every Friday yet he still never got evicted lol
So that's Jack! Not a very interesting person nor a very good housemate but despite hating him at the beginning he got better later on (perhaps just in comparison to Marc and Helen) and he was actually my second fave in the final lol what an awful set of finalists.
Edit: Also I forgot to mention in the beginning I hated his entitlement and the fact he acted like it was his house but in hindsight I can forgive him for this since he was told by production that he was the winner at like day 3. btw lol @ this write up becoming more about my hate for production, shows how interesting Jack is tbh.
Saving Saskia again. DON'T GRIT YOUR TEETH AT ME LIKE A DOG WOMAN!!! :rant:
Buy Cool for the Summer on iTunes
Macie Lightfoot
27-07-2015, 06:41 PM
Saffia was so ****ing scrump, and as much as she missed her kids, a huge part of the reason why she quit was because Kris liked Sophie instead of her :joker::joker::joker:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-heYrFE1hAj8/UOZ7WmkMXzI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ChjBl4VooDM/w497-h373/2013-01-03
alol I looooooove how the Sophia/Saffia rivalry carried onto Big Mouth, like when they took part in ~The Blair Bitch Project~ because Saffia was still bitching about how Sophia ruined her BB experience and how she's nasty to the core and whatnot. They were wearing white shirts and had to write what they think about each other, with negative thoughts on the back since that's in the past and positive things on the front since that's the future. Sophia wrote BITTER (and everyone thought it was going to be bitch when they saw the first three letters) and SAD on the back of Saffia and "knows how to use emotions" (the shade :joker:) on the front, and Saffia writes EVIL on the back of Sophia and fun on the front.
All seems well until Saffia kept moping about how she doesn't want anything to come from this and Sophia just screams at her WELL WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU JUST WANTED TO BE ON TV ONE MORE TIME and Saffia called her a poisoned dwarf with little woman syndrome (?!?!?!) :eek: and then Davina asks the audience who is pro-Saffia and NOBODY speaks up :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: and Saffia tries to tell Sophia that 91% of the vote hated her and Sophia just claps back all YOU RAN THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE ALONE ALL THE BABY FATHERS ARE GONNA RUN FROM YOU :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
so yeah Saffia sucks, Sophia rules, we all know that.
Daniel-X
27-07-2015, 06:44 PM
Ewww Saffia was awful as are most walkers
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 06:53 PM
Sophia slut dropping in front of her on big mouth will forever be iconic.
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:04 PM
Can we @ how different Saffia looks now
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10556493_10204468129492448_3988267675740930115_n.j pg?oh=880219049dd935f8a3ee8b8f3db0756d&oe=560DFAAB
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 07:06 PM
Bloody hell. I'd never recognise her.
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 07:08 PM
What have I got to write up on icr
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 07:09 PM
Here for Emma beating Jason and Victor
http://i.imgur.com/xA52hNb.gif
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 07:09 PM
Pls no.
Marsh.
27-07-2015, 07:11 PM
Saffia has aged badly.
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 07:12 PM
Have we had a nomination round since Lucas's one?
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:13 PM
The original clock
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-heYrFE1hAj8/UOZ7WmkMXzI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ChjBl4VooDM/w497-h373/2013-01-03
The Big Mouth saga was amazing as Macie outlined
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:14 PM
Can we @ how different Saffia looks now
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10556493_10204468129492448_3988267675740930115_n.j pg?oh=880219049dd935f8a3ee8b8f3db0756d&oe=560DFAAB
No way is that her
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:17 PM
No way is that her
Yas it is
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1489081_10203008927053299_969075477_n.jpg?oh=4b6dd cb5010197e6de5bff40f52ea789&oe=564CD173
LukeB
27-07-2015, 07:17 PM
oh lord D:
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:18 PM
Yas it is
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1489081_10203008927053299_969075477_n.jpg?oh=4b6dd cb5010197e6de5bff40f52ea789&oe=564CD173
I love Sallie Axl
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:21 PM
I love Sallie Axl
not Saffia Axl
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:25 PM
not Saffia Axl
Will Oralith McAllister?
Shaun
27-07-2015, 07:27 PM
I'll do my two writeups in a bit.
Bc the creative inspiration will flow when writing about cameron and Danny.
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:29 PM
Is Rihce still behind?
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:31 PM
Is Rihce still behind?
YESSS
Andrew, Sophie and George to write about :facepalm:
Shaun
27-07-2015, 07:32 PM
He did rex's writeup but idk if he chose between Sophie 14 and sezer, and the two rounds since
Shaun
27-07-2015, 07:32 PM
Oh that'll be that then lovely
Are there any left from this round
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:34 PM
He did rex's writeup but idk if he chose between Sophie 14 and sezer, and the two rounds since
I did Paul yesterday too
All these flops to write about kmt
Shaun
27-07-2015, 07:38 PM
i'll try and edit the HM photos later as well if I can get all the bios in the OP updated so i can tick them off... just have to go through the thread from the time Isaac was sent packing
EspeonBB
27-07-2015, 07:39 PM
I'm doing an update for the OP rn from when Isaac was evicted :hee:
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:40 PM
Not my slacking
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 07:48 PM
I might be behind too
EspeonBB
27-07-2015, 07:50 PM
An update for the OP
209th: Sophie Lawrence (BB14) - reece still to do writeup
208th: Vanessa Nimmo (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025289&postcount=1586
207th: Tamara Stewart-Wood (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025315&postcount=1598
206th: Jay McKray (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026320&postcount=1670
205th: Cameron Stout (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026286&postcount=1666
204th: Jonny Regan (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025306&postcount=1596
203rd: Cristian "MJC" Clarkson (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025312&postcount=1597
202nd: Stuart Hosking (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025491&postcount=1627
201st: Jonathan Leonard (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026080&postcount=1654
200th: Paul Clarke (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026453&postcount=1718
199th: Michael Cheshire (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026387&postcount=1696
198th: PJ Ellis (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026390&postcount=1697
197th: Charlie Drummond (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028021&postcount=1811
196th: Sam Evans (BB14) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
195th: Pav Paul (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026444&postcount=1713
194th: Andrew Edmonds (BB11) - reece still to do writeup
193rd: Marco Sabba (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026500&postcount=1748
192nd: Danny Wisker (BB16) - Shaun still to do writeup
191st: Tom Oliver (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028062&postcount=1819
190th: Amy Alexandra (BB8) - Shaun still to do writeup
189th: Saffia Corden (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028917&postcount=1910
188th: George Askew (BB7) - reece still do to writeup
187th: Josie Gibson (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028161&postcount=1842
186th: Bex Shiner (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028162&postcount=1843
185th: Jack McDermott (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028167&postcount=1847
184th: Ashleigh Hughes (BB13) - Daniel still to do writeup
183rd: Lesley Sanderson (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028178&postcount=1854
182nd: Louise Cliffe (BB12) - MB still to do writeup
reece still has to do writeups on Sophie, Andrew and George (nnn good luck), Daniel_ needs to do writeups on Ashleigh BB13 and Sam BB14, Shaun has to do write ups on Amy BB8 and Danny BB16 and MB has to do a writeup on Louise BB12
Welp let's not have any noms until these people have finished
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:51 PM
Nawt poor Amy cut.
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 07:51 PM
Idkha
Shaun
27-07-2015, 07:52 PM
bloody espeon :fist: i just did the same thing lmao when i could've been writing about amy & danny </3
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:53 PM
An update for the OP
209th: Sophie Lawrence (BB14) - reece still to do writeup
208th: Vanessa Nimmo (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025289&postcount=1586
207th: Tamara Stewart-Wood (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025315&postcount=1598
206th: Jay McKray (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026320&postcount=1670
205th: Cameron Stout (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026286&postcount=1666
204th: Jonny Regan (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025306&postcount=1596
203rd: Cristian "MJC" Clarkson (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025312&postcount=1597
202nd: Stuart Hosking (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025491&postcount=1627
201st: Jonathan Leonard (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026080&postcount=1654
200th: Paul Clarke (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026453&postcount=1718
199th: Michael Cheshire (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026387&postcount=1696
198th: PJ Ellis (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026390&postcount=1697
197th: Charlie Drummond (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028021&postcount=1811
196th: Sam Evans (BB14) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
195th: Pav Paul (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026444&postcount=1713
194th: Andrew Edmonds (BB11) - reece still to do writeup
193rd: Marco Sabba (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026500&postcount=1748
192nd: Danny Wisker (BB16) - Shaun still to do writeup
191st: Tom Oliver (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028062&postcount=1819
190th: Amy Alexandra (BB8) - Shaun still to do writeup
189th: Saffia Corden (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028917&postcount=1910
188th: George Askew (BB7) - reece still do to writeup
187th: Josie Gibson (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028161&postcount=1842
186th: Bex Shiner (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028162&postcount=1843
185th: Jack McDermott (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028167&postcount=1847
184th: Ashleigh Hughes (BB13) - Daniel still to do writeup
183rd: Lesley Sanderson (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028178&postcount=1854
182nd: Louise Cliffe (BB12) - MB still to do writeup
reece still has to do writeups on Sophie, Andrew and George (nnn good luck), Daniel_ needs to do writeups on Ashleigh BB13 and Sam BB14, Shaun has to do write ups on Amy BB8 and Danny BB16 and MB has to do a writeup on Louise BB12
Welp let's not have any noms until these people have finished
It's my turn next anywé so yall will be waiting for me either way :gabby:
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:54 PM
Nawt poor Amy cut.
Legend Amy :(
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 07:54 PM
There is literally nothing to say about Sam
EspeonBB
27-07-2015, 07:54 PM
bloody espeon :fist: i just did the same thing lmao when i could've been writing about amy & danny </3
I did warn you in fairness :suspect:
Have fun writing about Danny and Amy :joker:
Marsh.
27-07-2015, 07:55 PM
There is literally nothing to say about Sam
Good thing he can't hear you. :fan:
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 07:55 PM
lol
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:56 PM
Good thing he can't hear you. :fan:
MESS
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 07:56 PM
Good thing he can't hear you. :fan:
****ing hell
Marsh.
27-07-2015, 07:56 PM
:worry:
Shaun
27-07-2015, 07:56 PM
k here's everything for the OP that I can find:
#209 will be Sophie from BB14 when Reece does ha
208:
Vanessa Nimmo
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00179/F_200406_june01ed_i_179454a.jpg
Vanessa quickly fell into the 'nice but dull' squad with her strong friendship with Shell and Daniel which meant that she quickly faded into irrelevance. She was also a calming influence towards Kitten too and was eventually the reason as to why she got out of the house because Kitten wanted her to have the money (LOL).
She grew into a hate figure during the bedsit task when she was exposed as being two faced to stellar fan favourite Michelle when she thought she had been evicted. Also during that week Vanessa became closer to the Jungle Cats and thus a hatred for Nadia and Marco grew. Also that week she let Jason molest her on the radiator which led to uncomfortable live feed footage but a hilarious moment for Emma and Michelle to revel in.
Anyway this all built up and of course fight night happened. Arguably you could say that Vanessa did not do much during fight night. Wrong - apparently after Vanessa screamed '**** OFF NADIA' she went and hit Nadia (and Nadia retaliated but w/e) which led to security being called into the house.
After producer's threw her a lifeline of having an extended week she did nothing lol but her actions on fight night got her evicted with a hefty 86% of the vote so good going girl.
I save Sallie Axl too because high street all the way
207:
Tamara Stewart-Wood
Big Brother 15 (19th Place)
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/450128964-tamara-stewart-wood-enters-the-big-brother-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QYy60Viyz0U0%2Bamsac7AEHvM74 Ar7FWT%2BW5Sl57yv31d
The best thing Tamara brought to BB15? Being evicted first.
Tamara Wood, everybody.. The self confessed "MANiPULATOR" (hm) who went on about how she likes to be in control and doesn't let men walk all over her etc in her VT. A promising proposition, we all love a bit of a feisty female and it looked like Tamara was going to deliver. Wrong. A few days in and she had already had the life sucked from her cheek bones by none other than Winston (and then got all pissy on twitter when he decided to move on to someone with an actual personality). Cuddles in the pod, date nights for two and feet-rubbing is pretty much what Tamara had to offer. It could be argued that she was Helen's partner in crime, but then again if she was she done a pretty naff job (aside from the odd bitchy comment here and there, she pretty much replied to Helen with a "yeah, I agree" each time). Perhaps she was guilty by association, but she had to go one way or another and her early departure is one of 15s only saving graces. Had she of stayed she'd have only slid herself further into Helen's arse anyway.
Tamara reminds me of a balloon, deflating over a week. Except it was never really pumped in the first place. A flat, rubbery balloon which exhaled a puff of air once every few hours.
206:
~Idkha.gif~ JAY MCKRAY
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2f/f7/77/2ff777d9c0f85efbba30656a3b9e89d1.jpg
So yeah. Geordie Shore came into prominent 'essential' viewing back in 2011 and this left us with the producers casting us with this ****ing awful character. Jay Wigglesworthit or whatever his real name is had very little redeemable qualities in life, his skat fetish is one of the bizarre things to happen to this show that I have ever seen and this has included seeing a woman shoving a wine bottle right up her minge. He was aggressive and basic and his Showmance was one of the most nauseating things ever. Like didn't he write her messages in his own blood and show her his **** on tissues? ****ing oddball. Safe to say the relationship didn't last all that long afterwards to no shock. He also tried a music career and polluted our ears. And attacked a bunch of bananas. Yeah he should have been the first BB12 housemate gone for putting **** in a freezer alone but we sort of let him just float by until this stage. Thankfully he's gone now. Just make sure he doesn't go near anymore freezers. That would be nice. Disgusting tramp.
I save Anton because it was a very limited choice and I'd have rode his dick I guess.
205:
#whateverisaidhewas - Cameron Stout
http://static.entertainmentwise.com/gallery/6032798_cameron%20stout.jpg
I'd rather Gaetano had won. Bible bashing dullard freak. And his face is probably the reddest I've ever seen without being an alcoholic? Cameron sucked and sucked and sucked.
Will that do
204:
cut Jonny save Nichola
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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/0/06/Jonny4.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130514153811&format=webp
Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3
What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! :rolleyes: and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.
I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.
203:
Cristian MJC - BB16:
http://i2.cdnds.net/15/25/300x225/bb_cristian.jpg
'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.
Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?
I save Dale
202:
Jonathan Leonard
http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb7/pics_main/bb7_2006_jonathan_main.jpg
So I didn't mind Jonathan and he's hot, but really he made no impact. Like, compare the fact him and Shahbaz stayed the same amount of time. I would have seen him over Spiral thogh who was awful, but it's time for another bore to bite the dust. Also Aisleyne's meltdown over evicting him was ICONIC.
201:
Save Andrew BB1, CUT PAUL!!!
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PAUL CLARKE - BB2, fifth place
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB2/CFF/normal_Celebrity%20Fear%20Factor%20-%20Big%20Brother%202_s%20Helen%20and%20Paul%20and% 20BB3_s%20Spencer%20106.jpg
Ugh, so Paul... dull dull dull, and not even attractive to make up for it. One of the many awful people in BB2 (there's quite a lot actually!) This arsehole survived FOUR head to head evictions over queens Amma and Narinder</3.
boring showmance? CHECK. homophobic? CHECK. hypocrite and underlying misogyny? CHECK.
three strikes and you're out mate.
200:
Michael Cheshire
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/judge-rinder-michael-cheshire.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&strip=all&w=768&h=460&crop=1
Michael was such a basic housemate it was #BeyondBelief. He entered the House Next Door and added nothing to it except for throwing a strop at Spiral for talking about his sexuality on the first night (a theme that would run throughout his time in the house). I remember Michael being in the Diary Room and hearing Lea in the main house and, thinking that he really heard Jayne, he put himself forward to be 'evicted' by Aisleyne. Not only did the producer's twist fail spectacularly without intention it also meant that Michael was added into the main house :sleep: along with Queen Jennie
Once inside the house he decided to shave and dye his hair in a desperate attempt to copy favourite to win Pete but this ploy was quickly picked up on by Nikki and Glyn. This was soooo desperate on Michael part probably because he knew he had 0 personality and had to do something to make up for it. He also got his university results in the house but his celebrations were not as half as iconic as Shell's were.
Out of Michael's stay in the house he had a stupid 'I'm gay but I don't want to talk about it because there's so much more to me!!!!' thing going on which led to several arguments with Richard who I think called him a queen, which Michael of course took offence to. He was also particularly nasty and cruel during the prison task if I remember rightly but at least showed some emotion when Richard got his letter from home.
Basically his ploy as a 'gay-but-straight' housemate failed when producers decided to make the 'Best Friends' eviction a vote to save in order to get Michael and his dire friend Spiral out.
I believe Michael was one of the few Channel 4 housemates that didn't get an agent when he left the house because the fame aspect of BB didn't appeal to him. Maybe he should have done a few photoshoots instead of stealing from Aisleyne oop.
I also save Alexandra because you'll never be ready, never ever be ready, memba I told you
199:
save Sandy cut PJ
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#. PJ Ellis (BB3)
http://i.imgur.com/C3o5WIh.png
I think it's fitting to take PJ out right after taking Jonny out because they're easily the two worst parts of BB3.
1) As pictured above, one night in BB3 Jade and PJ got rly drunk and she gave him a handie. She thought there was something there so she was all ^_^ and gave him a hug the next day while he just stood there with his hands in his pockets all http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/indifferent.gif refusing to acknowledge that she even existed and it was really gross.
2) PJ is really bitter and self-entitled and threw a fit when Alex made him live on the poor side of the house again when he wasn't even nominally friends with Alex and other people were in the same situation but took it so much better. Like, I understand being upset and annoyed but when you literally frame it as Alex making the wrong decision, nuh uh sis.
3) His eviction interview was awful. He tried to pretend that Davina sounded GUTTED that he was going to be evicted and booed because of course the eviction of PJ Ellis is such a travesty (alol thankfully the rest of the house kept him in check and was just like :rolleyes: that didn't even happen and nobody cares enough to boo you ****) and then he spent his whole eviction interview trying to play it off like he only kissed Jade but he doesn't blame her because he's soooooo attractive :rolleyes:
Three strikes and you're OUT! As a closing thought on everyone's favorite topic of sexism in BBUK, would a woman as boring and slightly gross as PJ be given nearly as much slack as he was? I think not.
198:
~idc about the number just kill yourself~ CHARLIE DRUMMOND
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/02/article-2550418-1B2579FD00000578-439_306x466.jpg
The fact he's being taken to court (or jail in that picture, idk he's looking smug so I bet he assumes he gets away with it) isn't really a good showing for Charlie from the off is it? This right here has to be one of the most desperate, repugnant, try hard, irritating wankers to ever embrace the walls of the Big Brother house. He is a definite series ruiner for me, prancing around the place like a twat for 13 weeks had no entertainment value and his pranks were just as ****e as that of Arron Lowe. Ruining goddess Angels' eviction outfit with no remorse whatsoever. He craved attention in abundance, who can forget his nightly Nana routine (one of the most nauseating, ghastly characters I've come across) you aren't Julie Goodyear **** off, that was showcased on our screens nightly on live feed but luckily never made the highlights show <333. I've luckily blocked out most of his other antics of this show because they weren't worth remembering. He was apart of the first gay showmance (unless we count Dan Bryan rimming Jason Cowan) and even that wasn't enticing because he was really just a dick to Rodrigo and he fortunately finally had enough and threw a bottle at his head. Shame it missed. He was the might spiteful, self entitled housemates and his comeuppance of only receiving 4th place was glorious. You could tell deep down he wanted to throw himself down the stairs despite jumping all over them <\3. Outside of the show he decided to fracture somebody's skull so quite frankly I suppose he is extremely lucky he's managed to make it this far on the list I guess? ****ing goodbye and don't drop the soap. You aren't Beyonce, you're Lady Gaga in the Telephone video. Except you hopefully won't be getting out any time soon.
I've saved Mo again for no good reason I guess. The list Daniel posted I'd have happily seen them all evicted quite frankly.
197:
SAVE Imogen CUT Sam
196:
Pav Paul (BB15)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FU7h8lEGcUA/Twiq4UlAjpI/AAAAAAAAACg/I3EbLlnVpBA/s1600/Pointless.jpg
The most interesting thing about him was the fact that Digital Spy was convinced he was Muslim.
Anyway, Pav entered BB15 along with Biannca and Zoe, at a stage that felt approximately two days before the final, and whilst we were teased with rumours of Kimberly’s boyfriend and Helen’s former… work colleague and Steven’s mum (oh what could have been </3), they seemed fairly okay? Of course, despite his claim of having a psychology degree somehow setting him up to be some sort of master manipulator in the house, he was quickly overshadowed by Biannca’s tits and Zoe’s general aura (…I’m getting Pontins, 2002…) and seemed nothing but doomed when he and the other two newbies were put against the public vote. Miraculously, Big Brother’s hardcore Sikh viewership (???) rallied to save him and he somehow outlasted Biannca (which I was actually quite happy about – Biannca was only going to become even closer to Helen’s group and I’d much rather remember her as the four-day wonder she was than some bad smell with saggy boobs). So far, so good.
And then nothing really happened? Like, he was saved and… that was it for three or so weeks? As with all BBUK intruders, the old housemates quickly turned against them and tried their damnedest to turf Pav and Zoe out, which half-worked (thanks Tesco workers of the United Kingdom), yet Pav stuck around despite facing whatever odds a late entrant named Pavandeep has on this show.
As it became clear that Pav wasn’t going anywhere, and as the Pointless Pav nickname grew a little stale, he was quickly given the ‘gameplayer’ tag as an excuse to nominate him (fun fact, he holds the joint-highest nominations tally of BB15. With Marlon. Let that sink in for a minute). If that wasn’t enough, another attempt to make Pav relevant soon came along in the form of Chris. Yes, the strangest love triangle ever seen on this show – in which none of those involved were in any way in love with one another – was born and god the last few weeks of BB15 were bad, weren’t they? This was the point that I properly went off Pav because it made me question whether I liked Chris or not and with so many dreadful characters that year, I so needed somebody who I knew I could support for ten weeks without them turning into a crazed jealous boyfriend. Ah well.
So basically he ended up winning a place in the final over Mark and Winston, neither of which I can say I’d rather was there, and as fate had always dictated, he left first on finale night alongside his sort-of-arch-enemy-for-a-bit, Bhangra dancing his way down the stairs as he did so. By that point, he’d more or less become a part of Helen’s clique so sadly even the notion of voting for Pav as a lolrandom winner (the suggestion of which was actually quite serious and very worrying at one point?) was a step too far. Which was good, because it turns out that in the end Pav just sort of sucked.
I’m saving Maysoon because I don’t want to look like a racist now do I.
(#Justice4Michael)
195:
save Bex, cut Andrew BB11
194:
I'll cut Marco and save Anthony
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Marco Sabba (BB5)
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130423173702/bigbrotheruk/images/8/82/Bb5_2004_marco_main.jpg
What an awful screeching MONSTER. His elimination was long overdue (I tried) but I'm glad I'm the one who is able to get this thing out. I think people like Marco (or at least forget his many bad qualities) due to his association with goddesses Michelle & Nadia but he was seriously awful for the three weeks he was there and he doesn't get nearly enough hate. He's like the only blemish on an otherwise flawless BB5 cast (along with Jason). He is truly ugly on inside and on the outside.
Marco was the leader of the “Lip Gloss Bitches” and although two of my favourite housemates of all time were in that alliance I didn't really have any time for them. They just started food fights for like no reason and I can imagine living in that environment would be really annoying. Especially with Marco who is so ****ing annoying. He would always run around the house screeching at the top of his lungs and clapping his hands like a seal and it irritated me to no end, as well as his fellow housemates. The worst thing about it was that he thought he was being funny and I honestly can't name a moment where he was funny.
He also had an intense hatred of the “Jungle Cats”, especially Crazy King Ahmed and I would argue that some of the hated from Marco crossed over into racial hatred but that's just my take on it. Obviously Marco and Ahmed were always going to clash due to their lifestyles but Marco was borderline deranged in his hatred and it was uncomfortable to watch, Ahmed didn't really do that much to him to warrant it imo. Also he would sit around bitching about people (I especially remember him doing this a lot in his final week) and complaining about boring people staying. Like **** off no one wants to hear it.
However, the worst Marco moment for me was without a doubt during Fight Night, where I'd argue he was the main instigator of it and it annoys me he gets like no flak for it. He basically spent the entire night winding up Jason and dancing in his face and although I hate Jason too he was obviously going to get angry and yet Marco still did it and he thrived on it. He continued to mock Jason yet when Jason confronted him about it he hid behind Nadia and wouldn't partake in any actual conflict and it was so cowardly but expected from an awful person like Marco. I just hated how he basically started the fight and yet let his 'friends' take the fall for it whilst he jumped around in the background instigating some more, and yet he basically got no blame for it, ugh.
Marco should have really been ejected then and there but unluckily we had to wait another week until he was finally turfed out (to loud cheers as well ffs). I dread to think of a world where Nadia or Michelle are evicted over him but thankfully I don't have to think about it.
In conclusion: you will not win this competition, because you are an ugly person and have an ugly personality. God don't like ugly
Saving Anthony
193 - to be done!
Save wolfy
Evict danny
192:
Tom Oliver
Big Brother 10 (Walked)
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I would spend some time attempting to diminish Tom's character, but I can't remember him having a character to diminish in the first place. Did he fancy Noirin? idk.
191 - to be done
Save belo
Evict amy
190:
Saffia Corden
Big Brother 10 (Walked)
http://i.imgur.com/PujGUCg.png
Remember Saffia? She became a housemate after managing to walk over (sugar) glass. Yay.
I'm honestly trying to remember what Saffia did during the eight days she was in there.. She tried it on with Kris which obviously failed and she made an enemy with (superior) housemate Sophia. I honestly can't remember what they argued about but Sophia shouting at her with 20+ pairs of sunglasses on her head in the garden was a first week highlight. Tbf Saffia did try offering an olive branch, but she left on day 8 anyway (missing the kids? was never going to last 90 days then were you dear).
I'm not going to hurt my brain any longer thinking of Saffia. She was ****.
189:
save charley cut george
188:
Josie Gibson - BB11:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/12/article-2216718-1578C11A000005DC-778_634x678.jpg
Josie is one of those housemates that outstayed their welcome. She entered first on launch and seemed to be this sweet country girl which fans seem to go crazy for her not just here in the UK but worldwide when it comes to BB and she just was pretty boring to start off with anyway. BB made her the heroine however somehow in it's head gave her a hefty wedge of highlights usually as it seemed they really really wanted this girl to win! Josie was just pretty vanilla for me and didn't do much for me. She was annoying and she she sucked her thumb but she didn't offend me that much I could take her or leave her.
Then came the worst showmance in the history of showmances. JJJ, okay it was pretty disgusting put it that way. The public however lapped up this showmance like showmances were going out of fashion. John-James saw the chance to attach himself to this small town girl who was plump and the type of girl you wouldn't expect someone as hot :umm2: as crab eyes to go for. They went through this stage of will they/won't they for pretty much half of the series and then they'd have an argument nearly every day over something which was blown out of proportion but they'd be BFFs again come tea time.
I guess Josie didn't contribute much to BB11 for me and her win being cleared for her by producers still makes me angry to this day. Why were they so obsessed with this frumpy boring Somerset girl who was involved in a tedious showmance? I still don't know. Josie did have like one time where she stuck up for Corin against John-James but usually she sit back and let him rip into housemate by housemate and say pretty much nothing. Josie coasted her way to the final and to this day is probably still one of the worst winners.
I final pass Queen Sallie Axl because she's the second best C5 era housemate and bcos you're a snake every time I see you I'm going to go ssss and because high street
187:
Bex Shiner
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Bex was probably one of the biggest letdowns of BB history although granted she did have her moments. However most of her highlights are dominated by her getting drunk and getting naked in the pool, throwing tantrums in the jail and burning the chips.
I have to say this won't be completely one sided because she was great in the first few weeks when her bubbly character was raw and fresh but it very quickly wore off. In Week 4 she faced eviction against Mario and stayed making her seem like the major favourite to win inside the house. This meant that the 'Bex machine' was ramped up massively. This involved more drunken activites including kissing Luke, smothering Luke and kissing someone over the divide (Kate and Spencer hew?).
She is also best known for striking up a showmance with Luke although they didn't do anything inside the house and it was mainly for the magazines afterwards as they were certainly marketable as an unlikely couple (I would have shipped freaky Darnell and Bex tbh).
Come her eviction everyone left in the Whispers club were so sure that Mohammed or Darnell was going to go over obvious fan favourite Bex. So imagine the shock when Bex Shiner is evicted with over 60% of the vote!
After the show Bex and Luke's showmance went from magazine to magazine for about a year and Bex became a porn star and shades her appearance on BBUK regularly? About as messy has her now non-existent Jedward tattoo.
I also save Makosi and give her a pass to the final
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2014_pauline_controlroom.jpg
186:
Save Saskia
Cut Jack
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Jack McDermott (BB16)
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Tbh, despite the series just finishing a few weeks ago I don't really have much to say on Jack (also I only watched bits and pieces from the post-Aisleyne weeks). I just wanted to cut someone from BB16, which is seriously an awful series and for me the worst series BBUK has had to offer to date.
Anyway I remember that Jack was a launch night fave and I despised him early on because he was so annoying with his 'Pieface' shtick, Pieface has to be the worst nickname ever created right? And he also had some weird fear of the women (apart from Chloe), like I remember when he freaked out on when Amy threw a cup at the diary room door and it was really gross, even more gross because everyone seemed to be OK with it.
Then the public started to turn on Jack like they did with other launch night favos such as Wolfy and Pauline and production were quite clearly were trying to go for a downfall storyline and I can see Emma saying during his eviction interview "you should have taken the car >:(" but this never happened and I was glad because production deserved to be punished for their crimes against television during BB16. I guess I was kinda rooting for him towards the end of the series but not really because I was so apathetic towards everything and just wanted it to end and be erased from our memories. Also I loved the fact Jack got buried in the edit every Friday yet he still never got evicted lol
So that's Jack! Not a very interesting person nor a very good housemate but despite hating him at the beginning he got better later on (perhaps just in comparison to Marc and Helen) and he was actually my second fave in the final lol what an awful set of finalists.
Edit: Also I forgot to mention in the beginning I hated his entitlement and the fact he acted like it was his house but in hindsight I can forgive him for this since he was told by production that he was the winner at like day 3. btw lol @ this write up becoming more about my hate for production, shows how interesting Jack is tbh.
Saving Saskia again. DON'T GRIT YOUR TEETH AT ME LIKE A DOG WOMAN!!! :rant:
185:
save saskia evict Ashleigh
184:
cut Lesley save Alex Rose Lee <3
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#. Lesley Sanderson (BB6)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/5/55/Lesley3.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130601113244&format=webp
controversial? IDK why. BB6 is really a bunch of obvious first boots and Anthony, Eugene, Maxwell, and I guess Orlaith if you wish, and Lesley's one of the most obvious, first boot-iest of them all so I don't really have the energy or time or anything to care about her. Did people really miss her that much when she was gone? Did people REALLY think she could contribute anything other than bitchiness and terrorism? I sure didn't!
I guess I should talk about the whole thing with Sam Heuston? Some people get REALLY offended whenever the word bully is thrown around and aren't imaginative enough to consider that bullying can be something less than, like, the Shahbaz thing. My personal opinion, whether or not Lesley ~bullied~ Sam, she was a complete bitch to her and I didn't enjoy it :shrug: I like Sam a lot more anyway so whatever.
In summary, remember at the final when Davina was like "oh you're a brunette now? don't brunettes get SO much more attention??? *hair flip* :D :D :D" and Lesley was just all "........I was always a brunette o_o"
I'm saving Alurx (BB12) because I love when people struggle to say their own names <3
183:
Save Kara-Whoise and cut Louise I guess
and i'm just doing it in quote form bc that means I can find my old posts easier and edit in the bios from here
Pete.
27-07-2015, 07:57 PM
There is literally nothing to say about Sam
He scalped Dexter for filth once
reece(:
27-07-2015, 07:59 PM
There is literally nothing to say about Sam
Ha winky expanding
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 08:00 PM
He scalped Dexter for filth once
And got destroyed back.
LukeB
27-07-2015, 08:00 PM
his friendship with callum and gina, his feud with Dexter and the little one he had with Sophie etc
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 08:01 PM
Sam and Dexter were both awful
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 08:01 PM
Gina should have won lbr
EspeonBB
27-07-2015, 08:01 PM
Apparently when Queen Gina left on final night, Sam took out his hearing aid so he wouldn't have to listen to Dexter anymore
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 08:04 PM
his friendship with callum and gina, his feud with Dexter and the little one he had with Sophie etc
Riveting
Shaun
27-07-2015, 08:05 PM
#191 - Amy Alexandra (BB8)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/AmyBikini0908_468x365.jpg
It is common knowledge that all of the halfway-housemates with the improbable exception of Kara-Louise (and Munkety Tunkety) sucked. Hard. Amy was the least messy of the bunch but at the expense of a personality. The UK lad-mags culture was at its peak around 2007 so the desperate attempt to chuck her in and hope for the best with her tits was painfully obvious, and even then she looks like an unfortunate cross between Rebecca Adlington and a shovel.
She tried for a showmance with Liam in full knowledge that the fans, let alone the entire world, were already bored to tears with keeping up with Ziggy and Chanelle, and aside from a handful of the usual highlights this calibre of housemate gets (naked jacuzzi moment! lesbian kiss!) all she really did was fall victim to the obvious "well the original housemates are never going to not-nominate her" edit. I suppose I could say the same for Sam but she WAS LOVELY AND WILL WIN THIS IN THE END GODDAMNIT.
I save Belo because he actually did stuff in this series I suppose
one down, danny to go
Pete.
27-07-2015, 08:06 PM
Gina should have won lbr
My goodness yes
Pete.
27-07-2015, 08:06 PM
Apparently when Queen Gina left on final night, Sam took out his hearing aid so he wouldn't have to listen to Dexter anymore
Screaming
Daniel.
27-07-2015, 08:22 PM
Sam Evans
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sam-big-brother-harry-styles.jpg
So Sam, probably the most boring winner of all time and one of the worst (either him, Helen or Aaron) because well, he did nothing. At first I actually thought he was going to be good what with his and Jemima's flirtmance having potential to be an interesting storyline. However, he soon became the most irrelevant person in the BB14 house having little to no role in the dynamics of the house. He was friends with Callum and Gina, but at least they had story's away from him. Also he had a weird and unexplained (#bringbacklivefeed) rivalry with Sophie which gave us a few mini rows but nothing too interesting. Then in the final week he took over Callum as Dexter's enemy and went on to win, when it should have been Gina Rio. Bye Sam
Buy Shower by Becky G
Shaun
27-07-2015, 08:26 PM
I save Wolfy because I have no other choice and I like Dr. Dolittle I suppose
#193 - Danny Wisker (BB16)
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How on earth has he not already been culled? We were so quick to get rid of Dave the Monk and Gerry, and this arse has somehow coasted into the top 200? Madness.
Dim Danny will be marvelling at a three digit number though, because his IQ is nowhere ****ing near the mark. The man who can't spell canoe contributed so much to BB16, and we repaid the favour by not bothering to vote him out in #4in4out. No, seriously, with viewing figures that low and complaints about series on the forums this high, why did nobody else bother? I spent five whole pounds trying to get rid of this shitstain but nooo, Sarah had to go in defence of sexual assault and Kieran had to be black "have an annoying voice".
I will give this to Danny though, a moment involving him contributed to the only tweet of mine about this series that seemed to get any attention. I don't use Twitter much :(
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The tragically dull recruit's "you want some mate? this is my house" act, on two separate occasions of Marc coming back, was as convincing as the arguments for Marc's entertainment value, and even then it dissolved like a Berocca. At least throw fists, not sandwiches, Daniel. Those two moments he actually piped up seemed to gloss over a lot of the tumbleweed in the weeks prior and, save for a disastrous-looking showmance developing with Sarah that was nipped in the bud in the most routine way imaginable (get rid of the girl!), and a few tears over some time he pretended to marry someone with cancer, Danny's stay in BB16 was a chore. And who the hell wears turtlenecks under a suit jacket? He looked like an Iranian pornstar half the time.
and there's me second.
182nd. Louise Cliffe (BB12)
http://wwwcdn.channel5.com/assets/images/000/018/380/large_size_Day40-Louise.jpg?1318973679
(that Hamlet remake was doomed from the start, wasn't it? And half the results on the Google Image search I did for this were pictures of much more interesting people which kind of says everything that needs to be said. I think she must do a Beyoncé and delete any embarrassing photos of her from the Internet. Or just any photos whatsoever)
So I haven’t seen much of BB12, and I'm well overdue for a re-watch, but I’ll try to do the best that I can. From what I’ve seen/what I gather, Louise was an okay housemate but nothing particularly special (see: every single other person in the BB12 cast bar the awful ones), and she had a strange infatuation with Jay and his faecal matter to the extent that she married him (poor cow), until she realised that she’d just married Jay McKray and quickly rectified that fact. Anyway, from what I remember, Louise entered on launch night and soon got on her fellow housemates’ good sides, impressing them with her special talent of balancing dinner plates on her tits. This, as we all know, became a common trend throughout the series and she would whip out both her boobs and the fine china at any given opportunity. Sadly, this shared good mood didn’t last and a famous feud began between Louise and fellow housemate Tom, which led to her stabbing him in the throat with a rusty kitchen utensil and the brief cancellation of the series. This well-documented hiatus ended three days later after the head of Endemol UK persuaded the protestors to get down from the roof. The series then got back off to a flying start – after all, it’s hard to forget Day 37’s green tea and bukkake party – and things were on the up. Louise’s popularity both in and out of the house grew once more, with British Prime Minister David Cameron signing up to her TiBB fan club after getting his wall spammed with requests for him to join. She also managed to keep the peace much of the time despite her earlier spatula-related outburst, and as a result earned her catchy nickname “Louise Who Manages to Keep the Peace Much of the Time” that adoring fans still refer to her as to this day. Aside from the aforementioned fling with Jay, she also had romances with Harry, Heaven and Big Brother itself, which led to Maisy’s expulsion by BB for being a jealous bitch. Ah, the memories – it seems like just yesterday that we were all stanning LouiBig Brother! From this point onwards, it was more or less plain sailing for our loveable Liverpool lass who comes from Manchester, as she was so beloved now that the producers decided she was too popular for the show and gave Louise her own spin-off. Unfortunately, “Fiscal Cliffe”, her late-night programme discussing the current economic climate, tanked in the ratings and resulted in her having to return to the Big Brother house with her head in her hands and a cooking appliance in Tom O’Connell’s larynx. Even more unfortunately, this occurred three and a half weeks after the series had ended, leaving her stuck in the compound until the beginning of the next celebrity edition. During this time, she came up with a deviously clever and cunning plan which involved creating a fake celebrity persona which she could use to win the series and gain her freedom. And thus, Natalie Cassidy was born.
But like I said, I do need to re-watch BB12.
(I'm saving Kara-Louise because she's by far the superior Louise and also hasn't killed nearly as many people)
Voila.
Pete.
27-07-2015, 09:58 PM
Not MB making Louise interesting
Macie Lightfoot
27-07-2015, 10:03 PM
Louise was actually a fun background character IJS
Shaun
27-07-2015, 10:03 PM
is it reece's turn to nominate next?
not the host slowing everything down so he can catch up with his workload
bitch
(also yes louise was one of the few i sort-of-liked in a "still not going to bother watching this" way)
Daniel-X
27-07-2015, 10:07 PM
Louise was one of the only decent housemates of BB12 along with Alex, Heaven and Tashie in my opinion. The rest were hideous
Black Dagger
27-07-2015, 10:12 PM
She was always just meh for me. Queen Faye >>>
I only put her up bc I found her dull and she robbed her in that final face to face. She was lovely.
EspeonBB
27-07-2015, 10:14 PM
209th: Sophie Lawrence (BB14) - reece still to do writeup
208th: Vanessa Nimmo (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025289&postcount=1586
207th: Tamara Stewart-Wood (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025315&postcount=1598
206th: Jay McKray (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026320&postcount=1670
205th: Cameron Stout (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026286&postcount=1666
204th: Jonny Regan (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025306&postcount=1596
203rd: Cristian "MJC" Clarkson (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025312&postcount=1597
202nd: Stuart Hosking (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025491&postcount=1627
201st: Jonathan Leonard (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026080&postcount=1654
200th: Paul Clarke (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026453&postcount=1718
199th: Michael Cheshire (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026387&postcount=1696
198th: PJ Ellis (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026390&postcount=1697
197th: Charlie Drummond (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028021&postcount=1811
196th: Sam Evans (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026422&postcount=1703
195th: Pav Paul (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026444&postcount=1713
194th: Andrew Edmonds (BB11) - reece still to do writeup
193rd: Marco Sabba (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026500&postcount=1748
192nd: Danny Wisker (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026625&postcount=1778
191st: Tom Oliver (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028062&postcount=1819
190th: Amy Alexandra (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028157&postcount=1839
189th: Saffia Corden (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028917&postcount=1910
188th: George Askew (BB7) - reece still do to writeup
187th: Josie Gibson (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028161&postcount=1842
186th: Bex Shiner (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028162&postcount=1843
185th: Jack McDermott (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028167&postcount=1847
184th: Ashleigh Hughes (BB13) - Daniel still to do writeup
183rd: Lesley Sanderson (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028178&postcount=1854
182nd: Louise Cliffe (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028254&postcount=1906
A rihminder that reece still has to do write ups on Sophie, Andrew and George (lmfao) and Daniel_ has to do a write up on Ashleigh Hughes. Good luck girls
Marsh.
27-07-2015, 10:34 PM
Lazy bitches, GET A MOVE ON! katieprice.jpg
reece(:
27-07-2015, 10:37 PM
is it reece's turn to nominate next?
not the host slowing everything down so he can catch up with his workload
bitch
(also yes louise was one of the few i sort-of-liked in a "still not going to bother watching this" way)
:hehe:
209th: Sophie Lawrence (BB14) - reece still to do writeup
208th: Vanessa Nimmo (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025289&postcount=1586
207th: Tamara Stewart-Wood (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025315&postcount=1598
206th: Jay McKray (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026320&postcount=1670
205th: Cameron Stout (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026286&postcount=1666
204th: Jonny Regan (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025306&postcount=1596
203rd: Cristian "MJC" Clarkson (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025312&postcount=1597
202nd: Stuart Hosking (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025491&postcount=1627
201st: Jonathan Leonard (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026080&postcount=1654
200th: Paul Clarke (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026453&postcount=1718
199th: Michael Cheshire (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026387&postcount=1696
198th: PJ Ellis (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026390&postcount=1697
197th: Charlie Drummond (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028021&postcount=1811
196th: Sam Evans (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026422&postcount=1703
195th: Pav Paul (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026444&postcount=1713
194th: Andrew Edmonds (BB11) - reece still to do writeup
193rd: Marco Sabba (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026500&postcount=1748
192nd: Danny Wisker (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026625&postcount=1778
191st: Tom Oliver (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028062&postcount=1819
190th: Amy Alexandra (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028157&postcount=1839
189th: Saffia Corden (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028917&postcount=1910
188th: George Askew (BB7) - reece still do to writeup
187th: Josie Gibson (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028161&postcount=1842
186th: Bex Shiner (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028162&postcount=1843
185th: Jack McDermott (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028167&postcount=1847
184th: Ashleigh Hughes (BB13) - Daniel still to do writeup
183rd: Lesley Sanderson (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028178&postcount=1854
182nd: Louise Cliffe (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028254&postcount=1906
A rihminder that reece still has to do write ups on Sophie, Andrew and George (lmfao) and Daniel_ has to do a write up on Ashleigh Hughes. Good luck girls
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/50/de/d5/50ded596bf9e5b58a59bd2a1e61a546d.gif
Lazy bitches, GET A MOVE ON! katieprice.jpg
HE'S NOT A PERFORMING BLOODY BEAR
(if there's someone you can't write about just do a me and make it all up, I doubt anyone will fact check for Andrew)
Shaun
27-07-2015, 11:58 PM
is it bb11 andrew or bb1 andrew
either way there must be a furious stan who'll barge into the thread with an "ACTUALLY..." post
Well I nominated BB1 Andrew and I don't think Rihce is that far behind
(on second thoughts...)
reece(:
28-07-2015, 12:10 AM
is it bb11 andrew or bb1 andrew
either way there must be a furious stan who'll barge into the thread with an "ACTUALLY..." post
It was BB11 Andrew
I saved BB1 Andrew to cut Paul.
ebrimasumbudou10
28-07-2015, 12:38 AM
Hi
ebrimasumbudou10
28-07-2015, 12:40 AM
Hello
ebrimasumbudou10
28-07-2015, 12:41 AM
Hello[emoji183] [emoji146]
Shaun
28-07-2015, 12:59 AM
looks like we have our andrew stan
Pete.
28-07-2015, 02:57 PM
Hi
Hello
Hello[emoji183] [emoji146]
http://www.mcarchives.com/fotos9/36.jpg
Marsh.
28-07-2015, 03:34 PM
Hello[emoji183] [emoji146]
http://38.media.tumblr.com/650c314899d5cef5efe4615f8e555939/tumblr_npsqe9UFHH1rtta3uo3_250.gif
ebrimasumbudou10 for new ranker?
reece(:
28-07-2015, 03:41 PM
The rest of the flops will be completed in due course.
Pete.
28-07-2015, 03:51 PM
The rest of the flops will be completed in due course.
Perched
EspeonBB
28-07-2015, 08:03 PM
Buy Good for You (ft. A$AP Rocky) on iTunes
https://38.media.tumblr.com/9fc234e0fe648e7062ea701b55340049/tumblr_inline_ns4hjmxB3R1txtofd_500.gif
Pete.
28-07-2015, 08:04 PM
Isn't this Nominations 10.0?
reece(:
28-07-2015, 08:10 PM
Send me your strength gurls </3
Marsh.
28-07-2015, 08:20 PM
Time goes by so slowly so slowly....
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll4f1jfits1qezxsoo1_r2_500.gif
Pete.
28-07-2015, 08:20 PM
Send me your strength gurls </3
I think we've all shed a tear and a prayer http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/mcry.gif
Pete.
28-07-2015, 08:20 PM
Time goes by so slowly so slowly....
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll4f1jfits1qezxsoo1_r2_500.gif
Get that promo Madge!
-donates to Comic Rihlief-
reece(:
28-07-2015, 08:26 PM
Might tackle Sophie first as she's fresher in the mind.
Shaun
28-07-2015, 10:55 PM
welp
Marsh.
28-07-2015, 10:57 PM
I save Helen
https://38.media.tumblr.com/bbf0ee95b57f7d6c10867a54cf7c388b/tumblr_mnwiczrWig1rbgu1so10_r1_250.gif
LukeB
28-07-2015, 10:58 PM
I save Helen
BB2 Helen yeah?
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