BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[Jason.]

I put her up as a scare tactic so that somebody would final pass her :laugh:

:worship:

Thank god Liam isn't playing this. He would've got her out :laugh:

[LukeB]

Oh was that you? :clap2:

I thought that was Pete.

Pete gave Makosi the final pass

[Jason.]

Pete gave Makosi the final pass

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140511004915/degrassi/images/1/17/Brand-new-information.gif

[LukeB]

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140511004915/degrassi/images/1/17/Brand-new-information.gif

like to point out a great moment
https://33.media.tumblr.com/2a9d1a290a678d45d847518ac55583a7/tumblr_n71xqs54241qkrrcio1_500.gif

[EspeonBB]

Cut Adam, Save Penny

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76.
Adam Kelly (BB13)

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/realitytv_big_brother_2012_day6_2.jpg

Hmmm I had a really love/hate relationship with Adam when BB13 was airing but as time has gone on it's turned more into indifference. I think Adam is general quite overrated because he was part of the Outsiders (which were definitely the better group, and I still like him more than probably all of the Insiders but he pales in comparision to Deana, Lauren and even Luke A tbh.

Let's start with the positives and Adam did have a lot of good moments. Generally being on the good side of the house was a plus as was dunking fish guts over Arron (<3333 5eva), when he refused to give Ashleigh cigarettes after chocolategate and caused her to meltdown and when the Insiders had a group bitch and Adam came up to them after and was like "group hug!?" :joker: Plus he was (generally) friends with Deana and in a house where most of the housemates constantly bitched about her and singled her out it was much appreciated. I think he was cast to be another Coolio-esque type but he turned out to be a really nice guy, and again, in a house filled with monsters such as Conor, Arron and Becky, it was much appreciated.

However, there are things which keep me from liking Adam. The main thing is the whole Lauren/Adam gagmance which really makes me feel sick just thinking about it. I'm definitely not a fan of showmances and this one was just awful, especially since, in my opinion, Lauren wasn't even remotely interested in him romantically, yet Adam kept pushing for it. Also the show dedicated so much airtime to it, especially in Lauren's boot week, when it could have been used for more important things like Deana. Speaking of Deana, whilst Adam and Deana were generally friendly to each other, Adam would randomly turn on Deana for the most minute things and it annoyed me. The most gross example I can think of is when Deana was called out by BB for discussing nominations and got the hot water shut off (or something like that) and Adam fumed and refused to speak to her, and moved beds because he couldn't sleep next to her or something? Ugh, thank god Sara was there to be righteous. Plus the whole Luke A/Adam bromance thing got tired after a while, ofc the public bought into it and they were final 2 lol.

In conclusion: Adam is nice guy on the correct side of the house but he had moments which turned me off liking him completely. In a series where most of my opinions on housemates were determined by how they interacted with Deana, him turning on her randomly definitely soured me to him.

Saving: Penny

[Macie Lightfoot]

who the f is left

[Macie Lightfoot]

also WATCH THIS SPACE bc I most likely am saving Jem

[Daniel.]

save sam <3

[Pete.]

(I was going to wait but I might as well try and get this game moving a little bit again)

Nominations 22?

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http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/laura.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/lukea.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/01/nicholas.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/penny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/shahbaz.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/sree.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/stephanie.png

Adam (BB13), Amy & Sally (BB16), Belinda (BB9), Benedict (BB13), Craig (BB6), Faye (BB13), Federico (BB4), Jem (BB11), Kitten (BB5)
Laura (BB8), Luke A (BB13), Narinder (BB2), Nick (BB1), Penny (BB2), Sam (BB6), Shahbaz (BB7), Sree (BB10), Stephanie (BB9)

MB: Shahbaz, Belinda
Jake: Luke A, Stephanie
Shaun: Amy & Sally, Craig
Lucas: Kitten, Faye
DanielX: Laura, Sam
Reece: Sree, Narinder
Espeon: Adam, Penny

[Pete.]

Benedict, Federico, Jem and Nick are still free!

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Benedict save Jem xxx

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75. Benedict Garrett (BB13)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/24444/normal_ben6_copy.jpg

I have a pretty mixed track record with first impressions but jesus I thought Benedict was going to be AWFUL and I was fully prepared to loathe him just like I did Aaron the series before. A teacher turned porn star just sounds like a recipe for disaster and I was readying myself to suffer through 10 weeks of fun-sucking and camera-whoring antics.

Fortunately, I was wrong! But that's kinda because Benedict was barely on the show? I think a lot of people forget that he was pretty much invisible for the first ~13 days except for the controversy of him masturbating in the shower. I'll go ahead and say that my stance on the matter is that it's pretty disgusting for Benedict to openly flaunt that he had a nice wank in the shower or whatever, but at the same time Caroline was so ****ing immature with her dramatic freak outs about any sexual discussions that I couldn't even side with her. The whole thing was a mess and I didn't really enjoy it as a storyline.

But once Benedict was nominated ohmygod was he amazing. He voiced every opinion that desperately needed to be voiced and put people in their places and spilled some major truth tea in the process. I loooooooved when he did that hilariously spiteful impression of Ashleigh in the DR for being a thick Essex girl thinking she could actually get famous from BB in 2012 (is Ashleigh even from Essex? I'm admittedly awful with geography inside of the UK and it makes me feel guilty bc so many of you people know about the USA), he told Caroline off that one time because she LAUGHED in the foulest form when Victoria was evicted and is just generally ungrateful to her parents (??? :joker:) and bitches about everyone (and when she denied it, BULL. ****.), he taught a hilarious sex ed class that made Caroline squirm even more, he spiked Luke Scrase's protein powder just for fun, and finally he unscrewed a swivel chair and stole it from the house and used it as a prop as part of his exit, which I will say is a little too attention-seeking for me but still. It was the perfect kick-starter to the Insiders/Outsiders divide and really set the series in motion. But still, Benedict was really only visible for like five days so lol at him making it any further than this (and yes, I'm fully aware of how hypocritical this probably sounds since I'm quite fond of people like Laura McAdam and Isaac Stout but deal with it.) This write up actually makes me like Benedict more than I thought I did, but it's not like he was an important piece that held the series together or anything.

I'm saving Jem (BB12) because I, too, would cackle in Aaron's face and cheer every time someone else's family member or friend nominated him including his own girlfriend's mother <3 a woman of my heart.

[Pete.]

So Daniel chooses between Fed and Nick

[LukeB]

Shaun getting the twins out :flutter:

[Pete.]

I think the twins are overrated

[EspeonBB]

So Daniel chooses between Fed and Nick

Mess I don't think he's seen either BB1 or BB4

[Pete.]

Mess I don't think he's seen either BB1 or BB4
:worry:

[Pete.]

I mean it's not like he's going to do any writeups for either anytime soon

[Shaun]

k so

82 - Shahbaz
81 - Luke A
80 - Amy & Sally
79 - Kitten
78 - Laura
77 - Sree
76 - Adam
75 - Benedict
74 - Federico / Nick

[Shaun]

#80 - Amy & Sally Broadbent (BB16)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/24/22/290BEE2F00000578-3095389-image-m-6_1432501232176.jpg

boring flops.

I save Craig because he was neither boring, nor did he flop.

all I can muster to write about these nobodies

[MB.]

Amy and Sally were neither boring nor floppy and were in fact legit clinically insane but of course #4in4out happened so

[Oaker]

Amy and Sally were neither boring nor floppy and were in fact legit clinically insane but of course #4in4out happened so

:clap1:

Educate ha

[Shaun]

evicted 2nd and did nothing so um yea they are

ty though <3

[Macie Lightfoot]

Amy and Sally hold a special place in my hearts for being the first people to be completely over the cretin known as Joel <3

[Benjamin]

Daniel best save Nick over Federico :fist:

Without Nick thie show would never have gotten as big as it was.

[MB.]

evicted 2nd and did nothing so um yea they are

ty though <3

Did nothing except have a glorious feud with Jade and randomly throw cups at inanimate objects and piss off Jack of all people in the process and in my head be completely drunk for all 18 days and randomly take against Joel and resort to hiding eggs in drawers to prevent world famine and randomly hurl themselves into doors and give good reaction faces and storm off in a huff during tasks have the most lolrandom eviction reception ever so yeah basically

[MB.]

I know forgetting about everything BB16-related is best for the greater good of our planet but still

[Pete.]

I've kind of forgotten most of BB16 especially the pre Marq stuff so I only recall Amy/Sally looking red faced and screaming at someone 'she's got a ****ing boyfriend' during the debate task which was funny and all but I don't think they are the greatest housemates that have ever entered BB

[Daniel-X]

Kathreya (annoying mess) and Laura (overrated bore) will be up later tonight

[Pete.]

Cookie Kat </3

[MB.]

I've kind of forgotten most of BB16 especially the pre Marq stuff so I only recall Amy/Sally looking red faced and screaming at someone 'she's got a ****ing boyfriend' during the debate task which was funny and all but I don't think they are the greatest housemates that have ever entered BB

I know but in a round where Stephanie was saved

[reece(:]

Queens Amy and Sally <3

[Jake.]

I know but in a round where Stephanie was saved

because shahbaz deserved to be scrapped over belinda, who really is top tier material

-writes up a puffy paragraph exaggerating that time she farted-

[MB.]

because shahbaz deserved to be scrapped over belinda, who really is top tier material

-writes up a puffy paragraph exaggerating that time she farted-

This is all true and I'm thankful you've seen the light

[Jason.]

Amy and Sally hold a special place in my hearts for being the first people to be completely over the cretin known as Joel <3

I'll take this.

[Lostie!]

Amy and Sally </3

[MB.]

Shahbaz Chaudhry (BB7)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00231/ed_imgSNN2512A_231231a.jpg

Shahbaz is the reason people are never really that keen to re-watch BB7, because you have to get through that in order to get to any of the good bits (i.e. week four). Week one of BB7 is probably one of the most uncomfortable weeks of non-CBB5 BB, and Shahbaz was a huge part of it. And while there’s definitely an appeal to him (see: his VT, and don’t watch anything else of the series), there’s the… other side, and that’s why he should have been cut a long time ago.

So yeah you know I joked earlier about Amy and Sally being clinically insane and… wow, oh boy. Part of the casting process that year involved wanting housemates with the shock factor, having seen success in previous years with “guess what, Nadia’s a man!” and “a black Tory? Tell me more”. In their search for entertaining ~characterz~, they found a man with Tourette’s who was told to apply for Big Brother by his dead friend in a dream, a porn star with body dysmorphia and a crippling fear of pretty much everything, a young person going through a gender identity crisis, an anorexic woman and whatever the **** Glyn was. It was stunt casting to say the least, and the stuntiest of them all was a mentally ill ‘**** poof’ who threatened to commit suicide on live TV. Three guesses as to who I’m talking about there.

Yes, Shahbaz arrived, fresh from a Girls Aloud-soundtracked VT, and immediately tried to make friends with/shag all of his fellow housemates. He was an early favourite with both the audience and the other contestants, being just on the right side of terrifying (let’s call it ‘keen’). However, anyone who knows anything whatsoever about BB7 knows that this didn’t last long.

So yeah, then came everything else. The unpleasant first week of BB7. Coming onto Glyn. Invading everyone’s personal space for some reason. Probably trying to invade Glyn at one point or another. Being obsessed with Joan Crawford which is quite gay isn’t it. Being rejected and, as we know all too well, bullied by the rest of the house (led by Richard who later tried to a similar thing with Michael just saying). Throwing the house’s food in the bin whilst they slept. Being locked out of the house and having his clothes stolen whilst Nikki came up with ideas of what would “hurt him more” (seriously I’m glad we’ve seen a more grown up Nikki since BB7 because boy that was not a good look). Being sent to Coventry. Being both awful to live with and having awful people living with him.

Then, inevitably, he walked and was quickly forgotten about by the housemates as they found other housemates to turn against – just thankfully not to the level that they turned against Shahbaz. And that was Shahbaz, who was overall probably the most irresponsible casting choice Big Brother’s ever made? I know the supposed psych tests this show has are often ridiculed but how on earth did half of these people pass any sort of examination? Frankly, they knew exactly what they were going to get with Shahbaz and how his time in the house was going to end, i.e. badly. It’s hard to look at his time in the house as anything other than a series of highly disturbing events. But then Aisleyne came in and sprinkled fairy dust on the kingdom and everything was well again yay!!!

I’m off to bleach my brain. In the mean time, I save Belinda because ironically, writing about her won't keep me up at night.

Remember Bonnie? Bonnie was nice.

[Shaun]

Shahbaz for prime minister <3

[MB.]

As long as Amy & Sally can be joint Shadow Secretary of State for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs

[Shaun]

the shadow cabinet? What political beef do they have with Shahbaz Chaudry!?!?!?!?

[Ross.]

As long as Amy & Sally can be joint Shadow Secretary of State for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs

Don't forget Protectors of the Eggs

[LukeB]

Don't forget Protectors of the Eggs

http://i.imgur.com/giDNqQo.jpg

[MB.]

the shadow cabinet? What political beef do they have with Shahbaz Chaudry!?!?!?!?

You mean you're not aware of the Housemates MB. Likes Party?!

(#JackieTraversFor2020)

[Jake.]

Luke Anderson
Big Brother 13 (1st Place)

http://images.ok.co.uk/1403164756_luke-anderson.jpg

I feel a bit sad for getting rid of Luke A. He wasn't a bad person and was one of the nicer people from BB13, but out of the final 3 housemates he was easily my least favourite and Lauren leaving against him in week 7 was perhaps the eviction I've been most gutted about in recent years.

Opening up about being trans was a huge deal and I applaud him for that, and he had to deal with some pretty awful **** from the likes of Becky and Caroline so kudos to him for handling the whole situation well... But he just doesn't do it for me as far as being a great housemate is concerned. He deserves this placing but, for me, this is as far as he should go.

[Daniel.]

The first week of BB7 was good I thought

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Benedict save Jem xxx

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75. Benedict Garrett (BB13)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/24444/normal_ben6_copy.jpg

I have a pretty mixed track record with first impressions but jesus I thought Benedict was going to be AWFUL and I was fully prepared to loathe him just like I did Aaron the series before. A teacher turned porn star just sounds like a recipe for disaster and I was readying myself to suffer through 10 weeks of fun-sucking and camera-whoring antics.

Fortunately, I was wrong! But that's kinda because Benedict was barely on the show? I think a lot of people forget that he was pretty much invisible for the first ~13 days except for the controversy of him masturbating in the shower. I'll go ahead and say that my stance on the matter is that it's pretty disgusting for Benedict to openly flaunt that he had a nice wank in the shower or whatever, but at the same time Caroline was so ****ing immature with her dramatic freak outs about any sexual discussions that I couldn't even side with her. The whole thing was a mess and I didn't really enjoy it as a storyline.

But once Benedict was nominated ohmygod was he amazing. He voiced every opinion that desperately needed to be voiced and put people in their places and spilled some major truth tea in the process. I loooooooved when he did that hilariously spiteful impression of Ashleigh in the DR for being a thick Essex girl thinking she could actually get famous from BB in 2012 (is Ashleigh even from Essex? I'm admittedly awful with geography inside of the UK and it makes me feel guilty bc so many of you people know about the USA), he told Caroline off that one time because she LAUGHED in the foulest form when Victoria was evicted and is just generally ungrateful to her parents (??? :joker:) and bitches about everyone (and when she denied it, BULL. ****.), he taught a hilarious sex ed class that made Caroline squirm even more, he spiked Luke Scrase's protein powder just for fun, and finally he unscrewed a swivel chair and stole it from the house and used it as a prop as part of his exit, which I will say is a little too attention-seeking for me but still. It was the perfect kick-starter to the Insiders/Outsiders divide and really set the series in motion. But still, Benedict was really only visible for like five days so lol at him making it any further than this (and yes, I'm fully aware of how hypocritical this probably sounds since I'm quite fond of people like Laura McAdam and Isaac Stout but deal with it.) This write up actually makes me like Benedict more than I thought I did, but it's not like he was an important piece that held the series together or anything.

I'm saving Jem (BB12) because I, too, would cackle in Aaron's face and cheer every time someone else's family member or friend nominated him including his own girlfriend's mother <3 a woman of my heart.

YOU LAUGHED. BULL. ****. etc. xx

[Daniel.]

I save Nick and cut Federico

[Shaun]

:eyes:

[Shaun]

BB1:
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BB2:
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BB3:
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BB4:
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BB5:
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BB6:
http://i.imgur.com/ZoNlMye.png

BB7:
http://i.imgur.com/jGaMCyb.png

BB8:
http://i.imgur.com/gY5TiVB.png

BB9:
http://i.imgur.com/frfaNVs.png

BB10:
http://i.imgur.com/jdOi9I6.png

BB11:
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BB12:
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BB13:
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BB14:
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BB15:
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BB16:
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oh wait it's my round :) SURPRISE NOMS~

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/amma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/nikki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/jennie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/karalouise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/tracey.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/nicky.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/sophia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/noirin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/hira.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/heaven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.png
Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2) - Narinder Kaur (BB2) - Lisa Jeynes (BB4) - Sam Heuston (BB6) - Grace Adams-Short (BB7) - Nikki Grahame (BB7) - Jennie Corner (BB7) - Kara-Louise Horne (BB8) - Tracey Barnard (BB8)
Nicky Maxwell (BB8) - Stephanie McMichael (BB9) - Sophia Brown (BB10) - Bea Hamill (BB10) - Noirin Kelly (BB10) - Hira Habibshah (BB10) - Faye Palmer (BB12) - Heaven Afrika (BB12) - Toya Washington (BB15)

Daniel_: Nikki - Tracey
Petemitch: Toya - Stephanie
MB.: Sam - Grace

[Daniel.]

save nikki cut tracey

[Pete.]

Stephanie McMichael

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eacB-M4BzwU/SEqdJooNOnI/AAAAAAAADto/RVE5aRrJsKY/s400/stephanie-mcmichael-eating.jpg

We all love the 6th member of Girls Aloud and her iconic Mario hate but she wasn't Top 75 good so it's her time to go!

Lets be honest she kind of ruined it for herself by not really going with it but who wouldn't be uncomfortable with sharing a bed with 'Italian' Shaun for a few days. She was thrown the bus by production though by making her go through with the wedding.

Should she have gone when she did definitely not but she was first boot fodder our of the 4 up :/

Saving Truthful Toya

[MB.]

Grace Adams-Short (BB7)

http://www.whydidigowrong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/grace-adams-short-nuts-magazine-1.jpg

**** off you moose.

(I save Sam because she's a decent human being in comparison)

[Daniel.]

save nikki cut tracey .

[Daniel.]

PLEASE someone save Bea

[Daniel.]

VOM @ ****ing Toya over Bea Pete :umm2:

[Shaun]

BB1:
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BB2:
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BB3:
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BB4:
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BB5:
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BB6:
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BB7:
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BB8:
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BB9:
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BB10:
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BB11:
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BB12:
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BB13:
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BB14:
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BB15:
http://i.imgur.com/XTCJzyj.png

BB16:
http://i.imgur.com/HgtsIP5.png

oh wait it's my round :) SURPRISE NOMS~

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/amma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/nikki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/jennie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/karalouise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/tracey.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/nicky.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/sophia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/noirin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/hira.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/heaven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.png
Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2) - Narinder Kaur (BB2) - Lisa Jeynes (BB4) - Sam Heuston (BB6) - Grace Adams-Short (BB7) - Nikki Grahame (BB7) - Jennie Corner (BB7) - Kara-Louise Horne (BB8) - Tracey Barnard (BB8)
Nicky Maxwell (BB8) - Stephanie McMichael (BB9) - Sophia Brown (BB10) - Bea Hamill (BB10) - Noirin Kelly (BB10) - Hira Habibshah (BB10) - Faye Palmer (BB12) - Heaven Afrika (BB12) - Toya Washington (BB15)

#73 - Daniel_: Nikki - Tracey
#72 - Petemitch: Toya - Stephanie
#71 - MB.: Sam - Grace
#70 - Daniel-X: Noirin - Hira
#69 - Macie Lightfoot: Lisa - Amma
#68 - _LucasMichael_: Faye - Jennie

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[Pete.]

VOM @ ****ing Toya over Bea Pete :umm2:
Stay fumed! Toya lives on!

[MB.]

PLEASE someone save Bea

(also Nicky) (also Lisa Jeynes)

[Shaun]

Lisa was actually my 18th pick </3 I was torn between her, Jem and Caoimhe.

[Pete.]

(Pretty sure Rihce will save Nicky and someone will save Bea)

[MB.]

...also are we into the top 75 yet? Because I still have to use my final passes and whatnot and I just want to know what I can do to make Jackie Travers' path to glory easier for her (wouldn't want her to fall over or anything)

[MB.]

Lisa was actually my 18th pick </3 I was torn between her, Jem and Caoimhe.

Lisa > Jem > Caoimhe even though Caoimhe is still amazing in a hates-all-my-favourites-but-is-still-amazing kind of way.

[Shaun]

yeah but I figured Macie would save any of them anyway

but then threw a spanner in the works by chucking Hira and Nicky and Kara-Lou up with ha

[MB.]

So who's going to cut the dead woman

[Shaun]

If I had to predict I'd imagine Jennie, Sophia, Amma, Noirin, Kara-Lou & Lisa are this round's remaining culls :think:

depends how quickly Macie can get in here and axe Bea (which I assume he would do)

[Pete.]

So who's going to cut the dead woman
Sophia > Jennie, Sam and Kara (and maybe Lisa)

[Daniel-X]

Save Noirin

Cut Hira (Yh she's underrated but she shouldn't be this far up in the game) (I have three write ups to do welp I'll just day and get round to them tonight or tomorrow)

[Shaun]

i feel like we've just summoned an As Told By Ginger-related curse that will destroy the game and all of our lives

[Daniel-X]

Welp I only just realised Noirin was up I've just saved her sorry Bea is still up from r elimination because Noirin is one of my fave HM's

[Macie Lightfoot]

oh my god Daniel go **** yourself xx

[Daniel-X]

Sorry Macie :worry:

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Amma save Lisa

RIP Hira omfg I'm seething rn

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Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2)

http://cache.diomedia.com/170h/01/AS/UJ/01AS-UJT2.jpg

doesn't she just look so fierce and feisty and argumentative and like a fierce goddess queen drag ha slay ha etc? unfortunately Amma is absolutely none of those things! I've nominated her both times and I'm just gonna go out on a limb and assume that she was saved entirely bc she's a black girl since I don't think most of you plebs have seen BB2?

Anyway, Amma did start off on a high note, I will admit. She was boring but had a good back story about being a secret stripper and having an abortion at 19, and she did shout I WISH HE WAS GONE FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME VOTE HIM OUT HE'S A ****ING **** HE'S A SMUG DICK AND LEAVE THIS HOUSE CAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALL, SMUG, AND **** I HATE YOU at the top of her lungs all while Stuart was in the other room pretending to not overhear that amazing and well-deserved character assassination. It all went downhill with Amma though because she was just soooooooooo serious about everything and it wasn't the slightest bit fun. She would just walk around the house and be really ****ing insensitive to everyone else and insult them and point out their flaws, like, right after they were nominated and did it all under the guise of "constructive criticism" and it was just rly annoying and tactless. It wasn't fun watching her explain to Narinder just why she was nominated, it wasn't fun listening to her gloat about how she's so lucky she had her bad day early in front of Elizabeth as she was having her bad day, and it wasn't fun watching her tell Paul that he's for sure going to be evicted over Bubble because Bubble is The Man Of The People omfg what an awful sentiment to express.

But then Amma desperately wanted to receive some of this "constructive criticism" in return? I don't know, it was just so bizarre and like most things BB2-related, not fun at all. I actually kinda pity her because she's one of those people who thinks that being brutally honest 24/7 is a good thing. I can only imagine that this has aged even worse after the Helen thing and the Marc thing and everything else this godforsaken show has dissolved into. So yeah, eventually Amma was nominated against eviction cockroach Paul and she continued to be insensitive af by telling Paul that she would rather be nominated against someone she actually likes, and then she was evicted and became an irrelevant afterthought from an irrelevant afterthought of a series. I don't know, Amma is just really ****ing weird and uncomfortable to watch and she seems like the type of person who would still be receiving counseling to this day because of this show.

I'm saving Lisa (BB4) bc good lord what a ****ing delight she is.

[Shaun]

quick macie!!!! cull bea!!!!

[Daniel-X]

I actually feel so rotten for cutting Hira because I know how strongly Macie likes her but she needed to be cut :sad:

[MB.]

I feel like I should do the kind thing and bequeath my Grace write-up to Macie or s/t because I don't know if I can do her the justice she doesn't deserve

[Macie Lightfoot]

did she really when nobodies like Jennie and Faye are still around

[MB.]

(also I think Amma got me my first proper infraction so, y'know, we go way back)

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Amma save Lisa

RIP Hira omfg I'm seething rn

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Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2)

http://cache.diomedia.com/170h/01/AS/UJ/01AS-UJT2.jpg

doesn't she just look so fierce and feisty and argumentative and like a fierce goddess queen drag ha slay ha etc? unfortunately Amma is absolutely none of those things! I've nominated her both times and I'm just gonna go out on a limb and assume that she was saved entirely bc she's a black girl since I don't think most of you plebs have seen BB2?

Anyway, Amma did start off on a high note, I will admit. She was boring but had a good back story about being a secret stripper and having an abortion at 19, and she did shout I WISH HE WAS GONE FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME VOTE HIM OUT HE'S A ****ING **** HE'S A SMUG DICK AND LEAVE THIS HOUSE CAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALL, SMUG, AND **** I HATE YOU at the top of her lungs all while Stuart was in the other room pretending to not overhear that amazing and well-deserved character assassination. It all went downhill with Amma though because she was just soooooooooo serious about everything and it wasn't the slightest bit fun. She would just walk around the house and be really ****ing insensitive to everyone else and insult them and point out their flaws, like, right after they were nominated and did it all under the guise of "constructive criticism" and it was just rly annoying and tactless. It wasn't fun watching her explain to Narinder just why she was nominated, it wasn't fun listening to her gloat about how she's so lucky she had her bad day early in front of Elizabeth as she was having her bad day, and it wasn't fun watching her tell Paul that he's for sure going to be evicted over Bubble because Bubble is The Man Of The People omfg what an awful sentiment to express.

But then Amma desperately wanted to receive some of this "constructive criticism" in return? I don't know, it was just so bizarre and like most things BB2-related, not fun at all. I actually kinda pity her because she's one of those people who thinks that being brutally honest 24/7 is a good thing. I can only imagine that this has aged even worse after the Helen thing and the Marc thing and everything else this godforsaken show has dissolved into. So yeah, eventually Amma was nominated against eviction cockroach Paul and she continued to be insensitive af by telling Paul that she would rather be nominated against someone she actually likes, and then she was evicted and became an irrelevant afterthought from an irrelevant afterthought of a series. I don't know, Amma is just really ****ing weird and uncomfortable to watch and she seems like the type of person who would still be receiving counseling to this day because of this show.

I'm saving Lisa (BB4) bc good lord what a ****ing delight she is.

onto the new page.

[Daniel.]

Who is left to vote

[Daniel.]

Who is left to vote

[Daniel.]

quick macie!!!! cull bea!!!!

why :skypedisgust:

[Shaun]

idk she was just kind-of a bitch and not really that much of a step up from Caroline

(I think it's reece, Espeon, Jake & Lucas btw)

[Black Dagger]

Save FAYE, cut Jennie.

[Shaun]

Update~

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/amma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/narinder.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/nikki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/jennie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/karalouise.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/tracey.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/nicky.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/sophia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/noirin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/hira.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/heaven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.png
Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2) - Narinder Kaur (BB2) - Lisa Jeynes (BB4) - Sam Heuston (BB6) - Grace Adams-Short (BB7) - Nikki Grahame (BB7) - Jennie Corner (BB7) - Kara-Louise Horne (BB8) - Tracey Barnard (BB8)
Nicky Maxwell (BB8) - Stephanie McMichael (BB9) - Sophia Brown (BB10) - Bea Hamill (BB10) - Noirin Kelly (BB10) - Hira Habibshah (BB10) - Faye Palmer (BB12) - Heaven Afrika (BB12) - Toya Washington (BB15)

#73 - Daniel_: Nikki - Tracey
#72 - Petemitch: Toya - Stephanie
#71 - MB.: Sam - Grace
#70 - Daniel-X: Noirin - Hira
#69 - Macie Lightfoot: Lisa - Amma
#68 - _LucasMichael_: Faye - Jennie
#67 - reece(:: Nicky - Kara-Louise
#66 - EspeonBB: Bea - Sophia
#65 - Jake: Heaven - Narinder

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[Pete.]

Stephanie McMichael

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eacB-M4BzwU/SEqdJooNOnI/AAAAAAAADto/RVE5aRrJsKY/s400/stephanie-mcmichael-eating.jpg

We all love the 6th member of Girls Aloud and her iconic Mario hate but she wasn't Top 75 good so it's her time to go!

Lets be honest she kind of ruined it for herself by not really going with it but who wouldn't be uncomfortable with sharing a bed with 'Italian' Shaun for a few days. She was thrown the bus by production though by making her go through with the wedding.

Should she have gone when she did definitely not but she was first boot fodder our of the 4 up :/

Saving Truthful Toya
.

[Shaun]

#whereisReece #whereisEspeon #JakeisatReadingbutohwell

[reece(:]

Save Nicky eliminate Kara-Louise

[Shaun]

EspeonBB and jake have Narinder, Sophia, Bea and Heaven to choose from

[reece(:]

So many writeups welp and my hols tonight.

I think I still have Darren BB1 to do :SKULL:

[reece(:]

So many writeups welp and my hols tonight.

I think I still have Darren BB1 to do :SKULL:

[EspeonBB]

Save Bea, cut Sophia (:()

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66.
Sophia Brown (BB10)

http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/upl2/20/202476/24_2009/2bb8b8a77d7662ae_sophia-brown-eviction.jpg

RIP, not only the this rankdown but in real life too :( :( :(

I really love Sophia and I really didn't want to cut her at this point but here we are. I just like Heaven, Narinder and Bea more.

Sophia was absolutely amazing and was a hilarious housemate and week one evictee. On the BB10 launch night she became one of the faves to win and it seemed like finally the British public would like a black woman. She just went around the house cackling and I found it hilarious, but unfortunately her housemates didn't feel the same way and found her overbearing and annoying smh. Of course the main story Sophia had during her stay was her rivalry with Saffia, which has to be the best one week rivalry ever (OK maybe Gina/Sallie is better but still). Sophia was so funny and actually quite righteous about Saffia, like that argument they had in the garden about Sophia calling her boring (“WELL YOUR ARE”) and I loved how hard fought the battle was (tbh if Saffia kept talking to me about missing her kids I'd find her boring too). The most hilarious thing is that this rivalry spilled over onto BBBM which gave us this iconic gif:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-heYrFE1hAj8/UOZ7WmkMXzI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ChjBl4VooDM/w497-h373/2013-01-03

Unfortuntely Sophia was evicted to massive boos in the first week over a str8 white male and I was sad because she could have given us so much more. Typical British public really.

Saving Queen Bea <3

[Macie Lightfoot]

RIP Kara-Louise and Sophia (in this rankdown and for realsies) :(

[Raph]

Oh no at Hira being cut :( worst decision so far

[Jake.]

cut narinda save heaven

[Jake.]

Narinder Kaur
Big Brother 2 (9th Place)

http://i.imgur.com/Qe0NuKB.png

maybe I'm missing something but was Narinder ever all that pleasant? from being a bit of a bitch to Helen to making fun out of the other hm's/gossiping about them, idk she just doesn't seem all that likeable from what I know. of course I'm doing this without seeing much of BB2, but another thing that sticks out is when Emma replaced Brian as host and she proved herself to be a nasty, bitter lady.

[Raph]

I still can't at Hira being cut :( :mad:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Narinder was a force for good and one of the few good ones from BB2 but does this mean Penny is the people's champion once again?

[MB.]

So yeah my laptop decided it'd rather die on me than write about Grace which is handy

[EspeonBB]

My writeups on Sophia and Adam will be up soon :spin:

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I really need to work on Nush, Kitten and Jennie.

[EspeonBB]

Cut Adam, Save Penny

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76.
Adam Kelly (BB13)

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/realitytv_big_brother_2012_day6_2.jpg

Hmmm I had a really love/hate relationship with Adam when BB13 was airing but as time has gone on it's turned more into indifference. I think Adam is general quite overrated because he was part of the Outsiders (which were definitely the better group, and I still like him more than probably all of the Insiders but he pales in comparision to Deana, Lauren and even Luke A tbh.

Let's start with the positives and Adam did have a lot of good moments. Generally being on the good side of the house was a plus as was dunking fish guts over Arron (<3333 5eva), when he refused to give Ashleigh cigarettes after chocolategate and caused her to meltdown and when the Insiders had a group bitch and Adam came up to them after and was like "group hug!?" :joker: Plus he was (generally) friends with Deana and in a house where most of the housemates constantly bitched about her and singled her out it was much appreciated. I think he was cast to be another Coolio-esque type but he turned out to be a really nice guy, and again, in a house filled with monsters such as Conor, Arron and Becky, it was much appreciated.

However, there are things which keep me from liking Adam. The main thing is the whole Lauren/Adam gagmance which really makes me feel sick just thinking about it. I'm definitely not a fan of showmances and this one was just awful, especially since, in my opinion, Lauren wasn't even remotely interested in him romantically, yet Adam kept pushing for it. Also the show dedicated so much airtime to it, especially in Lauren's boot week, when it could have been used for more important things like Deana. Speaking of Deana, whilst Adam and Deana were generally friendly to each other, Adam would randomly turn on Deana for the most minute things and it annoyed me. The most gross example I can think of is when Deana was called out by BB for discussing nominations and got the hot water shut off (or something like that) and Adam fumed and refused to speak to her, and moved beds because he couldn't sleep next to her or something? Ugh, thank god Sara was there to be righteous. Plus the whole Luke A/Adam bromance thing got tired after a while, ofc the public bought into it and they were final 2 lol.

In conclusion: Adam is nice guy on the correct side of the house but he had moments which turned me off liking him completely. In a series where most of my opinions on housemates were determined by how they interacted with Deana, him turning on her randomly definitely soured me to him.

Saving: Penny

Buy Wildest Dreams on iTunes

[EspeonBB]

Save Bea, cut Sophia (:()

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66.
Sophia Brown (BB10)

http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/upl2/20/202476/24_2009/2bb8b8a77d7662ae_sophia-brown-eviction.jpg

RIP, not only the this rankdown but in real life too :( :( :(

I really love Sophia and I really didn't want to cut her at this point but here we are. I just like Heaven, Narinder and Bea more.

Sophia was absolutely amazing and was a hilarious housemate and week one evictee. On the BB10 launch night she became one of the faves to win and it seemed like finally the British public would like a black woman. She just went around the house cackling and I found it hilarious, but unfortunately her housemates didn't feel the same way and found her overbearing and annoying smh. Of course the main story Sophia had during her stay was her rivalry with Saffia, which has to be the best one week rivalry ever (OK maybe Gina/Sallie is better but still). Sophia was so funny and actually quite righteous about Saffia, like that argument they had in the garden about Sophia calling her boring (“WELL YOUR ARE”) and I loved how hard fought the battle was (tbh if Saffia kept talking to me about missing her kids I'd find her boring too). The most hilarious thing is that this rivalry spilled over onto BBBM which gave us this iconic gif:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-heYrFE1hAj8/UOZ7WmkMXzI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ChjBl4VooDM/w497-h373/2013-01-03

Unfortuntely Sophia was evicted to massive boos in the first week over a str8 white male and I was sad because she could have given us so much more. Typical British public really.

Saving Queen Bea <3

.

[EspeonBB]

All finished
https://33.media.tumblr.com/710cd8462f39623fd51589c417db157e/tumblr_ntnuyxPv7z1u6xk6jo2_250.gif

[Pete.]

Buy Wildest Dreams on iTunes
Who's that? Never heard of them

[EspeonBB]

Who's that? Never heard of them

Taylor's new single, available to purchase on iTunes now
http://i.minus.com/itlEF1ZUWyvUo.gif

[Shaun]

Pics for Espeon:

BB1:
http://i.imgur.com/gvKDCFk.png

BB2:
http://i.imgur.com/kBxVEHT.png

BB3:
http://i.imgur.com/llN6Tbd.png

BB4:
http://i.imgur.com/FQyRgVc.png

BB5:
http://i.imgur.com/6HrDdRw.png

BB6:
http://i.imgur.com/ZoNlMye.png

BB7:
http://i.imgur.com/bLe1cpL.png

BB8:
http://i.imgur.com/EnLa9rW.png

BB9:
http://i.imgur.com/fHkLWJN.png

BB10:
http://i.imgur.com/1jOxzBr.png

BB11:
http://i.imgur.com/DNV3O3O.png

BB12:
http://i.imgur.com/UZEnt2B.png

BB13:
http://i.imgur.com/4jlZ1Iz.png

BB14:
http://i.imgur.com/lcLTDEn.png

BB15:
http://i.imgur.com/XTCJzyj.png

BB16:
http://i.imgur.com/HgtsIP5.png

[Pete.]

Poor BB2

[Shaun]

I still think it'll just outlive BB12 :think: can see all 3 of those being culled very soon

[EspeonBB]

I'll wait for a couple more people to catch up on their writeups then I'll post the noms :hee:

[Daniel.]

Reece is on holiday

[Daniel.]

Reece is on holiday.

[Shaun]

clearly the top 50 should be settled by Espeon, Macie, Pete, Jake and I for being the only ones with all writeups done x

[EspeonBB]

These noms are going to be harrowingly hard. I like most of the people left :worry:

[Daniel.]

I will be doing my write ups when I have t'time

[Pete.]

clearly the top 50 should be settled by Espeon, Macie, Pete, Jake and I for being the only ones with all writeups done x
Toya's Top 10 spot is therefore confirmed :love:

[Shaun]

how many do you have D:

[Pete.]

I will be doing my write ups when I have t'time
Don't you have 10 to do :suspect:

[Daniel.]

I thought it was more like 5 :worry:

[Pete.]

I thought it was more like 5 :worry:
have you done trash.leigh's yet?

[Black Dagger]

This line-up <\3. Flawless beings.

I save Ben (and hope that somebody will save Rachel (Oh wait somebody already did)) and cut Nush.

~B A N A N A~ Nush Nowak

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/f/ff/Nush1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140619193444

Idk who she is but I like her cowboy hat. I just liked the majority who Reece nominated he is such a flop. So she had to be taken out. Sorry luv. She might have been a twat for all I know so good riddance. But she may have also been lovely so I do apologise. Oops.

I save Ben Duncan because he never should have been nominated. Top 10 housemate

[Daniel-X]

Welp I have three to do but keep forgetting.

I'll do Cookie Kat, Slothra and Hira tonight

[Shaun]

we're all going to be writing painful write-ups about how we don't think Belinda deserves to go further and then daniel is suddenly there with a reminder of how we got rid of Anthony three weeks ago </3

is *******igh actually censored

omg mess

[Daniel.]

Pete I did BB13 Ashleigh ages ago

[Pete.]

Pete I did BB13 Ashleigh ages ago
Serve

[Daniel.]

Ashleigh Hughes

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ashleigh-hughes-big-brother-453x680.jpg

Sorry for the delay guys, I've been out a lot this week believe it or not.

Anyway, Ashleigh Hughes, I don't actually dislike her that much so I'll start by saying she came in, was rather hilarious on launch, then tuned into a background character who only popped up to bitch with what little vocabulary she had, mainly about Lauren or Deana, which didn't do her any favours as these two were the public's favourites. Ashleigh also had a showmance with one Luke Scrase known as 'Lughleigh' on forums and social media, which was hilarious if only for Ashleigh dragging his penis size because he crossed his legs and saying she wouldn't care if Luke was evicted :joker: Ashleigh was evicted in the semi final after getting more votes to save than Scott and Becky (seriously who voted for her?) and left to some boos. Harrowing.

This was the last one I did

[EspeonBB]

I will be doing my write ups when I have t'time

*surejan.gif*

[Raph]

Hope Hira gets a good write-up

[Lostie!]

Lughleigh :joker:

[Jason.]

Lughleigh



.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Not letting this die tbh

[Pete.]

Revive it!

[Jake.]

just wait until reece is back?

[Macie Lightfoot]

oops did reece go somewhere?

[Pete.]

Yeah on holiday

[gamepodfan]

lucky

[Black Dagger]

Save FAYE

CUT KITTEN.

~82???~ Kitten Pinder

http://www.interestment.co.uk/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/big-brother-kitten1.jpg

So it appears my job in this is to remove most of the lesbians from the show and it's totally fitting after my Dawlish rant on how they are all absolutely tragic and Kitten absolutely fits the mould, the try-hard irritant. Even the house got bored of her antics after a while and just got on with their own antics, mainly plotting on what kitchen item they should twat each other over the head with a couple of weeks into the show. So yeah, everything Kitten did was forced and really not that interesting, she seemed particularly smug of her antics but then Big Brother rightfully had enough of her (even though I can't remember what exactly it was that got her ejected in the end), she left and Davina told her to go and snog her girlfriend and that was the end of Kitten and she was never seen again. "THIS IS FOR THE QUEEN" getting you evicted m'luv. I've always preferred dogs. Bye.

I SAVE THE BETTER PALMER SISTER, QUEEN FAYE.

[reece(:]

Where were we?

[Pete.]

Where were we?
Welcome back

https://38.media.tumblr.com/a01ae6f1465d2b1c32ef521fd9ae1aec/tumblr_ntnuyxPv7z1u6xk6jo1_250.gif

[MB.]

Grace Adams-Short (BB7)

http://www.whydidigowrong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/grace-adams-short-nuts-magazine-1.jpg

**** off you moose.

(I save Sam because she's a decent human being in comparison)

tl;dr

[Shaun]

well put

chop chop espeon

[EspeonBB]

153rd: Govan Hinds (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8049018&postcount=2699

138th: Nicole Cammack (BB9) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055521&postcount=3056
137th: Darren Ramsay (BB1) – reece still to do writeup
136th: Mary O'Leary (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053233&postcount=2811
135th: Saskia Howard-Clarke (BB6) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053234&postcount=2812
134th: Biannca Lake (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053758&postcount=2862
133rd: Jade Goody (BB3) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8056762&postcount=3112
132nd: Chris James (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053247&postcount=2819
131st: Pete Bennett (BB7) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053251&postcount=2821
130th: Rodrigo Lopes (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053260&postcount=2829
129th: Rebeckah Vaughan (BB12) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
128th: Sam & Amanda Marchant (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054039&postcount=2869
127th: Lisa Wallace (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8061703&postcount=3307
126th: Harry Amelia Martin (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054964&postcount=2925
125th: Chanelle Hayes (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054967&postcount=2926
124th: Tom O'Connell (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054981&postcount=2932
123rd: Chloe Wilburn (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054992&postcount=2941
122nd: Victoria Eisermann (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055016&postcount=2955
121st: Dawn Blake (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055062&postcount=2984
120th: Rachel Ifon (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055068&postcount=2987
119th: Alex Rose Lee (BB12) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
118th: Anthony Hutton (BB6) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
117th: Chris Wright (BB15) - reece still to do writeup
116th: Luke Scrase (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8057106&postcount=3125
115th: Brian Belo (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8063264&postcount=3342
114th: Maisy James (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8057122&postcount=3130
113rd: Jale Karaturp (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8057202&postcount=3137
112nd: Jayne Kitt (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8057269&postcount=3145
111st: Sara McLean (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058924&postcount=3204
110th: Becki Seddiki (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8057343&postcount=3148
109th: Sam Kay (BB16) - reece still to do writeup
108th: Lisa Huo (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058755&postcount=3170
107th: Emma Greenwood (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8064334&postcount=3443
106th: Jemima Slade (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058757&postcount=3172
105th: Lynne Moncrieff (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058758&postcount=3173
104th: Orlaith McAllister (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058760&postcount=3175
103rd: Rachael White (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058786&postcount=3179
102nd: Carole Vincent (BB8) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
101st: Shabby Katchadourian (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058969&postcount=3210
100th: Gina Rio (BB14) :( - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8065136&postcount=3480
99th: Sophie Reade (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8063458&postcount=3346
98th: Christopher Hall (BB15) - reece still to do writeup
97th: Sylvia Barrie (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8063468&postcount=3352
96th: Tim Culley (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8063474&postcount=3355
95th: Tashie Jackson (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8063536&postcount=3397
94th: Adjoa Mensah (BB16) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
93rd: Bonnie Holt (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8063684&postcount=3410
92nd: Sada Walkington (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8066238&postcount=3557

91st: Eileen Daly (BB16) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
90th: Kathreya Kasisopa (BB9) – DanielX still to do writeup
89th: Brian Dowling (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8073794&postcount=3609
88th: Mario Marconi (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8077083&postcount=3635
87th: Nush Nowak (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8115269&postcount=3870
86th: Jon Tickle (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8073928&postcount=3615
85th: Helen Adams (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8073935&postcount=3619
84th: Scott Turner (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8073951&postcount=3622
83rd: Roberto Conte (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8073956&postcount=3624
82nd: Shahbaz Chaudhry (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8084465&postcount=3733
81st: Luke Anderson (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8085614&postcount=3794
80th: Amy & Sally Broadbent (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8084472&postcount=3735
79th: Kitten Pinder (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8125144&postcount=3886
78th: Laura Williams (BB8) – DanielX still to do writeup
77th: Sree Dasari (BB10) – reece still to do writeup
76th: Adam Kelly (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8084672&postcount=3756
75th: Benedict Garrett (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8084900&postcount=3762
74th: Federico Martone (BB4) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
73rd: Tracey Bernard (BB8) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
72nd: Stephanie McMichael (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8097363&postcount=3801
71st: Grace Adams-Short (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8097365&postcount=3802
70th: Hira Habibshah (BB10) – DanielX still to do writeup
69th: Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8097403&postcount=3822
68th: Jennie Corner (BB7) – Lucas still to do writeup
67th: Kara-Louise Horne (BB8) – reece still to do writeup
66th: Sophia Brown (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8101833&postcount=3841
65th: Narinder Kaur (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8111417&postcount=3845




Updated

Noms will be posted soon http://31.media.tumblr.com/f1906cddd7b7c0376e6fc22e97aa2bd5/tumblr_inline_nsc62pCSWs1r1rrg6_500.gif

[MB.]

I save Helen

[Pete.]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f1906cddd7b7c0376e6fc22e97aa2bd5/tumblr_inline_nsc62pCSWs1r1rrg6_500.gif

[EspeonBB]

*SURPRISE RELEASE*

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/penny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/kate.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/anouska.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/tania.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/craig.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/nikki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/belinda.png

Penny Ellis (BB2) | Kate Lawler (BB3) | Alison Hammond (BB3) | Anouska Golebiewski (BB4) | Lisa Jeynes (BB4) | Tania Do Nascimento (BB4) | Craig Coates (BB6) | Nikki Grahame (BB7) | Belinda Harris-Reid (BB9)

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/karly.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/noirin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/benjamin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/jemma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/jackie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/jade.png

Karly Ashworth (BB10) | Noirin Kelly (BB10) | Benjamin Duncan (BB11) | Jem Palmer (BB12) | Faye Palmer (BB12) | Hazel O'Sullivan (BB14) | Jackie Travers (BB14) | Toya Washington (BB15) | Jade Martina-Lynch (BB16)

I like most of these people but times are tough </3

[Pete.]

Craig Coates

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Craig4.jpg


Craig's time in the house house can be broken down into 3 sections

1) When he was aligned with Lesley and Vanessa
2) When he was wrenched up Saskia's arse
3) When he 'stalked' Anthony

I loved Craig during his first era to the point where I didn't really care that he stayed over Mother Mary (how amazing would a Anthony vs Maxwell first eviction have been but Kose foolishly avoided it :( ). The whole pregnancy act was hilarious and made a lot of people 'Team Craig'.

Then it all kinda went downhill for me. Saskia treated Craig very harshly for 'talking about nominating her' when the footage shown did not even show Craig saying he was going to nominate her. This led to Saskia launching a personal attack on Craig while he was visibly upset in the corner of the bedroom to which it appeared Saskia showed no mercy. So it was confusing why several days later Craig decided to get with the 'Saskia and Maxwell' group (who were growing in unpopularity) and suddenly pander to Saskia 'are you alright Saskia?' 'I need a hug Saskia etc'. Also his alligence to Maxwell and Saskia meant that Craig grew into a nastier person imo. While he was mainly innocently bitching, he kind of had strong vitriol against 'Queen Africa' Makosi and Kemal. Yet no one this correlated into a strong argument when Makosi was seen to shut down 'Team Britney' herself with 1 sentence.

Yet Craig's story lived on past the Saskia and Maxwell culls. The media and producers really pushed for a stalker storyline with Craig and Anthony with the objective to make Anthony look a hero for putting up with Craig. I thought this was unfair on Craig though as Anthony was really aggressive to Craig at times while Craig I felt was just clingy to Anthony because he was the only 'friend' he had left.

So I'm not all negative on Craig as he's one of the more complex housemates we've had on BB. Also this exists

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And Truthful Toya lives on!

[reece(:]

cut Ben save Karly

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Hazel save Jem

--

#. Hazel O'Sullivan (BB14)

http://i.imgur.com/f0TyC62.gif

FINALLY. Thank ****. There are actually quite a few people here that I would have looooooooooooved to have the pleasure of cutting, but one does not pass up an opportunity to **** on Hazel when it is presented, especially when you factor in this random anti-Gina movement that's been happening around these parts. Hazel SUCKS and the fact that she almost made the top 50 is legitimately alarming.

I know everyone was determined to like Hazel no matter what bc she's a pretty and flirty and sexy Irish model and lbr that's like the second most loved archetype here after black girls who are literally just walking stereotypes. And I wanted to like Hazel at first too! She seemed like a cold and calculating ice queen and I was certainly intrigued. The Daley situation definitely got Hazel a few bonus points because she seemed legitimately affected by it and it definitely takes some mental fortitude to deal with a situation like that anywhere, but especially in the BB house. And of course, because this is BBUK, the public HATED her and in the inaugural "let's read Tweets and Facebook comments and watch you all squirm but become aware of what the public thinks about you and why" feedback loop "Task", Hazel got DESTROYED and was, like, forced to wear a snake costume and other ****. Again, that takes a lot of mental fortitude to deal with.

HOWEVER, for all of Hazel's supposed mental fortitude, she completely unraveled in her last week because of ****ing GINA which l m f a o. If you're supposed to be a cutthroat ice queen then why on EARTH are you so affected by someone who looks like a Jim Henson creation? Like, you were able to cope with a potential rape scenario on national television, you were able to cope with the aftermath and hearing how much the public hates you and thinks you started it, but you weren't able to cope with Gina to the point where you threw make-up related and personal hygiene insults at her? For the record, Hazel ****ing SUCKS at arguing and that is suuuuuuuuuuuch a bad trait on these shows imo. Of course Gina is just as petty, if not even more petty, but duh. That's her whole shtick, it's Gina. But then Hazel... like, congrats on telling Gina that she smells and needs makeup? How creative and cutting? I don't know, it reminds me a lot of how Matthew Davies painted this self-image that he's well-read and intelligent and this and that, but then he argued with Helen and told her that she has saggy boobs or something and it became clear that he's nothing that he pretends to be and is actually just a really pretentious piece of ****. Hazel's supposed to be FIERCE and not let things affect her and be extremely resilient, but then she crumbled under the pressure of Gina Rio.

I know someone is going to turn this into how Hazel won the argument and this and that and how Gina had it coming because she called Hazel a homewrecker or whatever, but A) lol at anyone winning that argument, ESPECIALLY Hazel who pretty much resorted to "I know you are, but what am I?" and "lol ur fugly ****" and the like, B) after the way Hazel treated Charlie that week I think it was appropriate that karma came around in the form of Gina Rio dressed as a queen bee so bitch had it coming, C) Gina spent the entire week dressed as a queen bee administering physical pain to Hazel, who was then swiftly evicted, it is clear who won and it was NOT Hazel.

So yeah, Hazel was evicted and then after the show she randomly became rumored for IAC a few times for no reason? It doesn't make sense to me but okay. And THEN right before BB15 started, production released a statement that was pretty much like "so we didn't show you this but Hazel said that she likes to be choked during sex and if she didn't want to be choked by Daley then she shouldn't have used her feminine ways to lure him in when he had a girlfriend so it was all her fault xx" and it was really ****ing disgusting and a true omen for what was to come for the next two summers. And then Hazel still appeared on BOTS after that because girl has no self-respect.

I'm saving Jem bc DUH. I wanted to save plenty of people but I think Jem needed it in particular.

Appendix:

Figure 1: An artist's interpretation of Hazel's arguing style

look at you! you're so ugly. you don't even know how to argue so stop speaking to me, because your voice is annoying and i'm bored of arguing with you because you suck at arguing and you're ugly. yeah, keep talking! keep talking! keep repeating yourself! i don't want to hear your voice so stop speaking to me, because you're ugly and your voice is annoying and i'm sick of hearing it and you're bad at arguing. ...what, i'm a bitch? you're a bitch. look at yourself because you're a bitch. you're calling me a bitch? you're a bitch, and you're ugly, and i'm sick of hearing your voice. why can't you just give up and stop arguing and shut up and stop arguing????

Figure 2: A video interpretation of Hazel's arguing style

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[MB.]

Nikki Grahame (BB7, UBB, BB16, our nightmares)

http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/281x351/152560_1.jpg

Nikki cut over the woman that bullied Callum :clap1:

So yeah Nikki's pretty iconic but isn't all that good on re-watch of BB7 and is also pretty transphobic and one of the worst of the group in her treatment towards Shahbaz and generally young and misguided and that's why she's been cut. Luckily, everyone forgot about all that and she turned out to be nice enough in UBB and absolutely glorious in BB16, which is odd enough that anyone in that series can be described in such a way and this sentence is going on for much longer than necessary but she's gone and that's that. Unless, you know, you get to vote her back into the BB Rankdown Thread Next Door. Hint hint.

To summarise...

https://media.giphy.com/media/Y34kARF7j3jEc/giphy.gif

I save Jackie Travers and that won't surprise anyone who knows the slightest thing about me.

[reece(:]

http://i.minus.com/ibmKIt5HKbwZZo.gif

[MB.]

http://i.minus.com/ibmKIt5HKbwZZo.gif

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/belinda.png

[Black Dagger]

Save FAYE, cut Belinda

[Black Dagger]

As if Ben is out. I don't think so!!!

[Shaun]

Save Kate
Cut noirin

[Shaun]

Saving faye for belinda and toya for Craig should both be punishable by death

[Pete.]

Saving faye for belinda and toya for Craig should both be punishable by death
I'll take death for Toya's safety :clap1:

[EspeonBB]

*SURPRISE RELEASE*

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/penny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/kate.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/anouska.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/lisa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/tania.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/craig.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/nikki.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/belinda.png

Penny Ellis (BB2) | Kate Lawler (BB3) | Alison Hammond (BB3) | Anouska Golebiewski (BB4) | Lisa Jeynes (BB4) | Tania Do Nascimento (BB4) | Craig Coates (BB6) | Nikki Grahame (BB7) | Belinda Harris-Reid (BB9)

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/karly.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/noirin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/benjamin.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/jemma.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/faye.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/jackie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/jade.png

Karly Ashworth (BB10) | Noirin Kelly (BB10) | Benjamin Duncan (BB11) | Jem Palmer (BB12) | Faye Palmer (BB12) | Hazel O'Sullivan (BB14) | Jackie Travers (BB14) | Toya Washington (BB15) | Jade Martina-Lynch (BB16)


Pete: Save Toya, Cut Craig
Reece: Save Karly, Cut Ben
Macie: Save Jem, Cut Hazel
MB: Save Jackie, Cut Nikki
Lucas: Save Faye, Cut Belinda
Shaun: Save Kate, Cut Noirin

I like most of these people but times are tough </3

For the new page xo

[Ross.]

MB saving the Queen Jackie :clap1:

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Hazel save Jem

--

#. Hazel O'Sullivan (BB14)

http://i.imgur.com/f0TyC62.gif

FINALLY. Thank ****. There are actually quite a few people here that I would have looooooooooooved to have the pleasure of cutting, but one does not pass up an opportunity to **** on Hazel when it is presented, especially when you factor in this random anti-Gina movement that's been happening around these parts. Hazel SUCKS and the fact that she almost made the top 50 is legitimately alarming.

I know everyone was determined to like Hazel no matter what bc she's a pretty and flirty and sexy Irish model and lbr that's like the second most loved archetype here after black girls who are literally just walking stereotypes. And I wanted to like Hazel at first too! She seemed like a cold and calculating ice queen and I was certainly intrigued. The Daley situation definitely got Hazel a few bonus points because she seemed legitimately affected by it and it definitely takes some mental fortitude to deal with a situation like that anywhere, but especially in the BB house. And of course, because this is BBUK, the public HATED her and in the inaugural "let's read Tweets and Facebook comments and watch you all squirm but become aware of what the public thinks about you and why" feedback loop "Task", Hazel got DESTROYED and was, like, forced to wear a snake costume and other ****. Again, that takes a lot of mental fortitude to deal with.

HOWEVER, for all of Hazel's supposed mental fortitude, she completely unraveled in her last week because of ****ing GINA which l m f a o. If you're supposed to be a cutthroat ice queen then why on EARTH are you so affected by someone who looks like a Jim Henson creation? Like, you were able to cope with a potential rape scenario on national television, you were able to cope with the aftermath and hearing how much the public hates you and thinks you started it, but you weren't able to cope with Gina to the point where you threw make-up related and personal hygiene insults at her? For the record, Hazel ****ing SUCKS at arguing and that is suuuuuuuuuuuch a bad trait on these shows imo. Of course Gina is just as petty, if not even more petty, but duh. That's her whole shtick, it's Gina. But then Hazel... like, congrats on telling Gina that she smells and needs makeup? How creative and cutting? I don't know, it reminds me a lot of how Matthew Davies painted this self-image that he's well-read and intelligent and this and that, but then he argued with Helen and told her that she has saggy boobs or something and it became clear that he's nothing that he pretends to be and is actually just a really pretentious piece of ****. Hazel's supposed to be FIERCE and not let things affect her and be extremely resilient, but then she crumbled under the pressure of Gina Rio.

I know someone is going to turn this into how Hazel won the argument and this and that and how Gina had it coming because she called Hazel a homewrecker or whatever, but A) lol at anyone winning that argument, ESPECIALLY Hazel who pretty much resorted to "I know you are, but what am I?" and "lol ur fugly ****" and the like, B) after the way Hazel treated Charlie that week I think it was appropriate that karma came around in the form of Gina Rio dressed as a queen bee so bitch had it coming, C) Gina spent the entire week dressed as a queen bee administering physical pain to Hazel, who was then swiftly evicted, it is clear who won and it was NOT Hazel.

So yeah, Hazel was evicted and then after the show she randomly became rumored for IAC a few times for no reason? It doesn't make sense to me but okay. And THEN right before BB15 started, production released a statement that was pretty much like "so we didn't show you this but Hazel said that she likes to be choked during sex and if she didn't want to be choked by Daley then she shouldn't have used her feminine ways to lure him in when he had a girlfriend so it was all her fault xx" and it was really ****ing disgusting and a true omen for what was to come for the next two summers. And then Hazel still appeared on BOTS after that because girl has no self-respect.

I'm saving Jem bc DUH. I wanted to save plenty of people but I think Jem needed it in particular.

Appendix:

Figure 1: An artist's interpretation of Hazel's arguing style



Figure 2: A video interpretation of Hazel's arguing style

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new page!

[MB.]

MB saving the Queen Jackie :clap1:

What can I say, I'm a royalist

[Cal.]

Are u joking @ nikki out

Laughable

close the thread!

[Daniel.]

Hazel was amazing, Gina's obsession with her :worry:

[Daniel.]

Hazel was amazing, Gina's obsession with her :worry:.

[Pete.]

Um Nikki's cut obviously bypassed me - fuming

[Jake.]

save jade cut anouska

[EspeonBB]

Welp. I like everyone left and was struggling to find people to nom, so I just nommed Nikki because I thought someone would definitely save her and allow people I actually wanted out like Hazel or Noirin to leave.

[Oaker]

Jade getting saved :love:

[Daniel.]

It seems to be the 'in' thing to hate Nikki atm

[Black Dagger]

I didn't particularly like her 9 years ago either!

[Daniel-X]

Save Kate, Cut Belinda

[MB.]

Bit late on that one

[Shaun]

Penny, Alison, Tania & Lisa left

with Daniel-X and Daniel_ to vote

[Pete.]

Craig Coates

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Craig4.jpg


Craig's time in the house house can be broken down into 3 sections

1) When he was aligned with Lesley and Vanessa
2) When he was wrenched up Saskia's arse
3) When he 'stalked' Anthony

I loved Craig during his first era to the point where I didn't really care that he stayed over Mother Mary (how amazing would a Anthony vs Maxwell first eviction have been but Kose foolishly avoided it :( ). The whole pregnancy act was hilarious and made a lot of people 'Team Craig'.

Then it all kinda went downhill for me. Saskia treated Craig very harshly for 'talking about nominating her' when the footage shown did not even show Craig saying he was going to nominate her. This led to Saskia launching a personal attack on Craig while he was visibly upset in the corner of the bedroom to which it appeared Saskia showed no mercy. So it was confusing why several days later Craig decided to get with the 'Saskia and Maxwell' group (who were growing in unpopularity) and suddenly pander to Saskia 'are you alright Saskia?' 'I need a hug Saskia etc'. Also his alligence to Maxwell and Saskia meant that Craig grew into a nastier person imo. While he was mainly innocently bitching, he kind of had strong vitriol against 'Queen Africa' Makosi and Kemal. Yet no one this correlated into a strong argument when Makosi was seen to shut down 'Team Britney' herself with 1 sentence.

Yet Craig's story lived on past the Saskia and Maxwell culls. The media and producers really pushed for a stalker storyline with Craig and Anthony with the objective to make Anthony look a hero for putting up with Craig. I thought this was unfair on Craig though as Anthony was really aggressive to Craig at times while Craig I felt was just clingy to Anthony because he was the only 'friend' he had left.

So I'm not all negative on Craig as he's one of the more complex housemates we've had on BB. Also this exists

SzUtEkHPcA4

And Truthful Toya lives on!
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10433/normal_CBB_JennaD~6.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Save Alison, Cut Penny (Welp four write ups to do)

[Daniel.]

save lisa, cut tania

[Daniel.]

I actually preferred Craig with Queen Saskia, and then Anthony, he was annoying af in the beginning

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10433/normal_CBB_JennaD~6.jpg

[Pete.]

His iconic integrity speech says otherwise

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10433/normal_CBB_JennaD~6.jpg

[Raph]

Nikki cut over the woman that bullied Callum :bored:

[MB.]

Nikki Grahame (BB7, UBB, BB16, our nightmares)

http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/281x351/152560_1.jpg

Nikki cut over the woman that bullied Callum :clap1:

So yeah Nikki's pretty iconic but isn't all that good on re-watch of BB7 and is also pretty transphobic and one of the worst of the group in her treatment towards Shahbaz and generally young and misguided and that's why she's been cut. Luckily, everyone forgot about all that and she turned out to be nice enough in UBB and absolutely glorious in BB16, which is odd enough that anyone in that series can be described in such a way and this sentence is going on for much longer than necessary but she's gone and that's that. Unless, you know, you get to vote her back into the BB Rankdown Thread Next Door. Hint hint.

To summarise...

https://media.giphy.com/media/Y34kARF7j3jEc/giphy.gif

I save Jackie Travers and that won't surprise anyone who knows the slightest thing about me.

I'm happy with my android

[Black Dagger]

Callum was a ****ing nutjob and Jackie was a queen.

[MB.]

Yeah basically that.

[Jake.]

Anouska Golebiewski
Big Brother 4 (13th Place)

http://i.imgur.com/c0OwDi3.png

Well, Anouska certainly got the raw end of the deal, didn't she? In a launch night twist, housemates nominated a person each for eviction, with any housemate receiving a single one being up for the first public vote. Anouska was one of the unlucky four, and she was booted on day 8. She could have been the housemate to keep the series interesting, but alas, she was quickly snatched with a high 46% VTE. Whilst I do sympathise, there's only so much of being a decent housemate for 8 days can take you, and Anouska's time in the countdown has come to an end.

[Lostie!]

MB :clap1:

[reece(:]

Justice 4 Top 5 HM Nikki!

[Pete.]

Nikki going so soon :umm2:

[Pete.]

Oh y'all wanted a twist eh?

[EspeonBB]

Welp I forgot about this
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10433/normal_CBB_JennaD~6.jpg

[Macie Lightfoot]

I have *NOT* forgotten about this

[Pete.]

Neither

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/10433/normal_CBB_JennaD~6.jpg

[MB.]

Let's just crown the winner and go home

http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/98000/281x351/9098.jpg

[Pete.]

The real winner will be crowned in time however

http://icsn-dev1.s16043276.onlinehome-server.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Featured/toya3.jpg

[Jason.]

omg I've forgotten about this.

Can this be rigged for Makosi to win please?

[EspeonBB]

Reece has told me to pass on a message saying the rankdown has been cancelled and Imogen is the winner
http://topnews.in/light/files/imogen_280.jpg

Congrats Imogen :clap1:

Well done Imogen :clap1:

[Jason.]

I'll live with Imogen winning :clap1:

[Jake.]

Let's just crown the winner and go home

http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/98000/281x351/9098.jpg

yes

The real winner will be crowned in time however

http://icsn-dev1.s16043276.onlinehome-server.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Featured/toya3.jpg

**** no

[Shaun]

i can't find it in me to write anything about noirin

[Shaun]

#64 - Craig 6
#63 - Ben
#62 - Hazel
#61 - Nikki
#60 - Belinda
#59 - Noirin
#58 - Anouska
#57 - Penny
#56 - Tania

(just to update the HM pics for whoever's doing the next round)

[Daniel.]

One of the greatest housemates of all time

[Pete.]

Dan you're next to nom

[reece(:]

Nikki's exit sending the rankdown into decline?

RIP my writeups atm (start uni tomorrow welp)

[Daniel.]

Where are the photos?

[Daniel.]

Where are the photos?.

[Pete.]

Brantsteele!

[Daniel.]

Llink?

[Pete.]

Llink?
http://brantsteele.com/bigbrother/01/week01.php

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/harryamelia.png

[Daniel.]

Shaun normally does all the ones remaining does he not

https://33.media.tumblr.com/fcc178ac387e5b7d11d8dbebf717f576/tumblr_nuthfy7qlR1qa62uio2_540.gif

[Daniel.]

Shaun normally does all the ones remaining does he not

https://33.media.tumblr.com/fcc178ac387e5b7d11d8dbebf717f576/tumblr_nuthfy7qlR1qa62uio2_540.gif.

[Shaun]

Ah well

[reece(:]

Sugababes 4.0 teas?

[Pete.]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/56580a896e2fa1b77e708421f298855f/tumblr_n59abjhOti1sdffexo1_400.gif

[MB.]

Did I win yet

[EspeonBB]

Congratulations Tila, you are the winner of the TiBB BB rankdown 2015 :clap1:

[MB.]

Yas go(ebbels) Tila :clap1:

[Pete.]

Yas go(ebbels) Tila :clap1:
Bye

[LukeB]

what happened to this?

[Pete.]

pEcp2HlFBwE

[Pete.]

http://www.calrissian.com/images/vanessa_makosi_reacts_tothevoting.jpg

[Daniel.]

I have no photos to do it with

[Dominic]

#justice4gina

[EspeonBB]

R.I.P. x

[Marsh.]

Nawt Nush and Hira

[Shaun]

Oh

[MB.]

Has this really ground to a halt because Daniel doesn't know how to use Brantsteele

[Daniel.]

No, because I have no idea who's left in

[Shaun]

Pics for Espeon:

BB1:
http://i.imgur.com/gvKDCFk.png

BB2:
http://i.imgur.com/kBxVEHT.png

BB3:
http://i.imgur.com/llN6Tbd.png

BB4:
http://i.imgur.com/FQyRgVc.png

BB5:
http://i.imgur.com/6HrDdRw.png

BB6:
http://i.imgur.com/ZoNlMye.png

BB7:
http://i.imgur.com/bLe1cpL.png

BB8:
http://i.imgur.com/EnLa9rW.png

BB9:
http://i.imgur.com/fHkLWJN.png

BB10:
http://i.imgur.com/1jOxzBr.png

BB11:
http://i.imgur.com/DNV3O3O.png

BB12:
http://i.imgur.com/UZEnt2B.png

BB13:
http://i.imgur.com/4jlZ1Iz.png

BB14:
http://i.imgur.com/lcLTDEn.png

BB15:
http://i.imgur.com/XTCJzyj.png

BB16:
http://i.imgur.com/HgtsIP5.png

Minus these

#64 - Craig 6
#63 - Ben
#62 - Hazel
#61 - Nikki
#60 - Belinda
#59 - Noirin
#58 - Anouska
#57 - Penny
#56 - Tania

(just to update the HM pics for whoever's doing the next round)

[Daniel.]

Thanks

[Daniel-X]

Need to do my harrowing write ups soon

[Daniel.]

I nominate:

Nick BB1
Kate BB3
Lisa BB4
Science BB6
Nicky BB8
Rachel BB9
Karly BB10
Sunshine BB11
Caiomhe BB11
Jem BB12
Heaven BB12
Faye BB12
Jackie BB14
Charlie BB14
Toya BB15
Jade BB16

I will add the photos later.

[Daniel-X]

Save Kate

Cut Jackie

[Dominic]

nnn

#justice4jackie

[EspeonBB]

Cut Faye, Save Nicky

[MB.]

Pretty sure I gave Jackie a final pass to the #1 spot or w/e but ok

Cut Caoimhe save Sunshine

[Black Dagger]

Cut Jem, save Rachel

[Black Dagger]

Disgrace at Faye going.

[Ross.]

Cut Jackie

Surely this is a banable offence

[Shaun]

Save science
Cut toya

[Jake.]

Cut Charlie save jade

[Babayaro.]

Save science
Cut toya

:clap1:

[Pete.]

Toya's gone? BYE

[Pete.]

Cutting Nick did not produce iconic Scottish DRs like Karly did now did he

Saving Karlegend

[Daniel.]

Toya's gone? BYE

Finally.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Jesus Christ Nick and Charlie and Jem out over Kate and Karly SHAME ON YOU LINDSIE

cut Heaven save Lisa

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#. Heaven Afrika (BB12)
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Heaven by name, Afrika by nature.

It really pains me that I'm writing about Heaven when MORbores like ****ing Kate Lawler and Karly Ashworth are still in but I guess that's neither here nor there. Anyways, about Heaven! She was a spiritual healer or summat, just about what you would expect from a black girl who goes by Heaven Afrika, and she spent her first week doing weird chants and dances and healings. It was all kinda low-key until the sociopath known as Rebeckah struck. Basically, from what I remember, Rebeckah and Heaven and maybe someone else snuck into the storeroom and ate some biscuits, but then Rebeckah ran out and left Heaven in there and told everyone that Heaven was eating food by herself? and then Rebeckah confronted Heaven on the matter even though Rebeckah instigated the act in question??? I don't know, Rebeckah was ****ing nuts and not in a fun way and Heaven was understandably upset.

Thankfully, though, this paved the ways for one of the most INTENSE self-contained one week rivalries EVER. After getting busted for cheating in the popcorn eating task (:joker:), Heaven talked with Harry about how Rebeckah's a conniving little bitch and her ass would've been grass if she didn't have the Golden Swimsuit, some more mutual distrust between Heaven and Rebeckah formed, Heaven trolled the **** out of Rebeckah by asking her to get out of her bed bc she wanted to go to sleep but then left the room once Rebeckah got out of her bed (:joker:), Rebeckah followed her out of the bedroom to confront her, Heaven proclaimed that she didn't want Rebeckah's NEGATIVE VIBRATIONS or her NEGATIVE THOUGHTS to go onto her pillow, Rebekcah cried about Heaven being a bully for talking **** behind her back, Rebeckah "tried" to make amends with Heaven in possibly the worst attempt at reconciliation this show has ever seen, Heaven and Rebeckah tally up 15/26 of the nominations that week, Heaven is STUNNED at the possibility of Rebeckah nominating her (:joker::joker::joker:), Heaven and Rebeckah both try to simultaneously comfort Faye but turn it into a passive-aggressive/aggressive-aggressive argument between themselves, and then Rebeckah is evicted because she really was that detestable to be evicted against a black girl. The drama didn't even stop there because A) Rebeckah revealed in her interview that the feud really started bc Heaven had a dream that a Scouse would betray her (:joker:), B) Rebeckah used her goodbye message to the house (why was this even a thing in BB12?) to shade Heaven and Heaven #clapbacked at the TV screen while Aden was sobbing behind her, and then Heaven told him that IT'S THE TRUTH <3333

So while Heaven is most certainly known for everything in the paragraph above, she had plenty of other amazing moments that made her an excellent standalone character. She wholeheartedly believes in the planet Nibiru because "where do you think George Lucas got it from?". She ate popcorn for 8+ hours during a task, but then got busted for cheating because she would just drink water and pretend to throw up. She held a group love-in for the house to air their grievances and told Faye that she overwhelms her and Aaron that he's like an onion, and then she announced that "blessed rain" was falling and everyone ran into the garden because they needed an excuse to get away from her. She bungee jumped in the garden. Her best friend Sharon claimed that people don't understand her because she isn't fully human and she's an angel in disguise. Even after she got framed for eating biscuits behind everyone's backs, she pushed past everyone to get into the storeroom because she's a vegan and then shut the door in Maisy's face. She sunbathed at 11:41 PM. She wants to go to Africa and open up Heaven's Performing Arts School Where You Can Reach for the Stars, have her own TV show where she sees how people live their lives to show that greed is deteriorating this beautiful world, and then start off as president or prime minister and take over the world. After Aaron kissed Maisy, she reminded him that she's only 19 and he said that she's too young for him. She claimed that S&M stands for "say no more." She educated everyone on Amun-Ra and how melanin controls everything in your life, from your eye color to firing rockets to protection from cancer. She's vegan but still eats eggs. She fell down the stairs as she was evicted. She was STUNNED at every single nomination she received despite being the most off-putting person in the house for three weeks. Finally, she is Heaven Afrika.

I'm saving Lisa because she's such a classic HM who doesn't get nearly enough luv.

[MB.]

I didn't even notice Karly was nominated can I swap for her or whatever the rules of this thing are given it's been 84 years and all

[Daniel.]

no bc she's already been saved

[MB.]

I was assured of Jackie Travers' safety until, like, the fourth rankdown (yeah but really lol at us completing one never mind quadruple that) so idkha @ rules

[Pete.]

no bc she's already been saved
Queen!

[Macie Lightfoot]

I wrote about Heaven.

[Pete.]

Cutting Nick did not produce iconic Scottish DRs like Karly did now did he

Saving Karlegend
Here comes the bump!

[EspeonBB]

http://i42.tinypic.com/23wqkhv.jpg

[Macie Lightfoot]

but we were so close to the end ;_;

[Pete.]

http://i42.tinypic.com/23wqkhv.jpg

[Dominic]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8a153601135cad583a9ca66f605e2741/tumblr_mmc5nyrswe1rrh89co4_r1_250.gif