BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[Macie Lightfoot]

ya reece when you have a hot sec can you update the first page and get rid of the pics of people who have been eliminated pls?

[reece(:]

ya reece when you have a hot sec can you update the first page and get rid of the pics of people who have been eliminated pls?
It'd take forever because I had to merge loads of pictures together since apparently you can only post 90 pictures in a post </3 :(

[Macie Lightfoot]

oh oops nvm then

[Daniel-X]

ya reece when you have a hot sec can you update the first page and get rid of the pics of people who have been eliminated pls?

I'm excited for your nominations I think we either will or won't be on the same length. I think I'll hate some housemates you put up and want to evict them but others I'll be desperate to save.

[reece(:]

Same it was because of the whole Aisleyne wouldn't kiss him during spin the bottle and he lost it and went a little psycho at poor Nikki
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Vile Spiral

[Daniel-X]

B0Pn87-etpI
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Vile Spiral

That clip is actually a little uncomfortable I feel looking back.

Spiral just no. Aisleyne you should have picked Jonathan

[Macie Lightfoot]

also someone tell me how many people I'm nominating pls, 16 or 18?

[Daniel-X]

also someone tell me how many people I'm nominating pls, 16 or 18?

Eighteen, but aren't there a few left to do write ups and pick people?

[MB.]

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp

[Macie Lightfoot]

Eighteen, but aren't there a few left to do write ups and pick people?

Oh there are, I'm just making my nomination shortlist now. I have to narrow this down from 52 potentials so this will take some time

[reece(:]

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp
I did a list of the snatched ones a bit back.

[MB.]

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp

(sorry, I'll translate this - 'cripes, is anybody still remaining out of the original nominations?' I'm far too lazy to check)

[Daniel-X]

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp

Greedy Mo and Nathan - BB11

Daniel_ needs to nominate two more people as he only nominated sixteen housemates

[MB.]

I did a list of the snatched ones a bit back.

Thanks. I'll try and write something quick to speed this back up, so you know... don't expect anything Pulitzer-worthy.

Again.

[reece(:]

Greedy Mo and Nathan - BB11

Daniel_ needs to nominate two more people as he only nominated sixteen housemates
This is true

[Daniel-X]

Thanks. I'll try and write something quick to speed this back up, so you know... don't expect anything Pulitzer-worthy.

Again.

I guess you'll evict Greedy Mo and save Nathan? :suspect:

[Daniel.]

Welp I thought it was sixteen

[Daniel.]

So I nominate Joel and Luke S

[MB.]

Actually there's a lot more to write about Mo and I'll bestow that honour upon someone else.

229th. Nathan Dunn (BB11)

http://www.bigbroweb.co.uk/BB11/hms/Nathan_Dunn.jpg
(of course I had to Google his surname. Which, unlike that of Steven Goode, is appropriate because he Dunn **** all in the house)

Nathan… ah, there is literally nothing to write about Nathan. Nothing at all. One of the housemates picked by Big Brother live in front of the house as part of the final (yeah thanks BB12) series, this half-joiner, half-Neanderthal came lumbering out of the crowd with a monobrow and a really grating accent and in spite of all of that I’m fairly sure he was among the favourites to win? We were living in a post-Ulrika world, people, anything can happen.

And it turns out absolutely nothing did happen – for the first two weeks or so at least. Nathan was rather if not completely invisible, blending into the actually quite lovely painted background of the BB11 house that was far too nice for a caveman such as him to be living in. I suppose he did have emerge as the cook (sic) of the season, and a bit of a controlling one at that, which I guess explains why the rest of the house allowed this primitive ape man thing to be in charge of each and every one of their meals. That bunch of wusses.

And yeah then he was evicted. Obviously, the reason that he went was little to do with him and much more to do with the fact that his opponent was John James (not-very-fun fact: this was the only head-to-head eviction of the series) (also not-very-fun fact: it would have resulted in Caoimhe’s eviction otherwise so yay Save and Replace?) And then he left. And that was it for our unibrowed #lad. The house mourned him for the best part of three minutes and then Rachel Ifon descended from the sky in a giant tin foil spaceship so everything was right again in the universe.

But no, it wasn’t! Because in a task(?) that has no doubt inspired many (read: every) Channel 5 series after it, a bunch of housemates returned for the final week to do something or other, and as a part of this Nathan had a date-of-sorts with Corin. Which wasn’t actually a date because Nathan then revealed that he was in fact doing Rachael (in the words of Corin, “that Rachael”), who John James had insulted at one time or another, resulting in Nathan wanting him dead and John James having a teary, crabby meltdown and we’ll just ignore that the show just pandered to him at this point because we all know how Weeks 3-ish to 10 of BB11 went and it isn’t pretty, and we also all know how John James was and it isn’t pretty (summed up very eloquently by Macie a few entries back). Tl;dr: you made John James cry, have a brownie point.

And thankfully this time, that was it. After BB, I imagine he stuck with Rachael (cough-out-of-your-league-mate-cough) and became the Jay Z to her Beyoncé (...yeah, apt comparison), grew a beard that I will most definitely make no comment about (http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/nt_housemates_12.jpg) (…lol) and, in other important news, I was vaguely Facebook friends with him for some reason (remember Facebook? It’s that thing you used once in 2008 and your aunt now uses to share Britain First posts and pictures of the Minions). So much like us all in life, Nathan won’t be remembered for what he did as a person, but what John James and his Twitterati threatened to do to him.

PS: Yes yes I just used the term ‘Twitterati’ it’s 2am leave me be.

PPS: Somebody should compare John James’ Twitter army and Ashleigh’s iPhone army. Because she would win, yes? Trust me, I need this.

I'm saving Luke S and will continue to do so until Macie plucks up the courage to cut him because that's all what we secretly want isn't it.

[Daniel.]

So I added Joel and Luke S to the original post, sorry!

Who is left to cut and save?

[reece(:]

Mo and Joel for Jake?

[MB.]

...yeah, good luck with that one Jake...

[Black Dagger]

Mo >>>>>>>>>>

One of the easiest votes tbqh.

(Yeah I will muster up the energy for my reasons for Steve in the morning now I'm really sleepy.)

[MB.]

I've gone from 'there's nothing to say about Nathan' to writing 600 words about Nathan. So there's that.

[Shaun]

I am saving Chris because he is genuinely one of the few male BB housemates of the C5 era with any sense of integrity, intellect and general moral virtue? Like idk why he's being nominated at this early stage, he saw Helen for what she was and stood against her for the entire series :shrug: but I guess bc Ashleigh is a girl she gets all the credit idk. Also he's a talented artist so there's that x

#idk - JJ Bird
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01092/ruckas_bb11_double_1092752a.jpg

On 9 March 2012 Bird made his return to the ring with Spencer Oliver in his corner. Despite fighting a fighter who had lost his first twelve fights, Bird was outclassed by his opponent and lost by referees decision after 4 rounds. It has been suggested by people in the game that Bird should consider moving into selling male cosmetics that he appears to wear in pictures featured on his website.

If you can't edit your own Wikipedia page to remove the shade said about you by other boxers, then you don't deserve to be in this list.

there you go.

[reece(:]

All I can remember from Nathan are that he had a row with Shabby and Caoimhe replaced him on save and replace, but those are Shabby/Caoimhe moments.

He and Shabby are supposedly BFFs now.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I legit only remember raincloud of doom.

[MB.]

Actually there's a lot more to write about Mo and I'll bestow that honour upon someone else.

229th. Nathan Dunn (BB11)

http://www.bigbroweb.co.uk/BB11/hms/Nathan_Dunn.jpg
(of course I had to Google his surname. Which, unlike that of Steven Goode, is appropriate because he Dunn **** all in the house)

Nathan… ah, there is literally nothing to write about Nathan. Nothing at all. One of the housemates picked by Big Brother live in front of the house as part of the final (yeah thanks BB12) series, this half-joiner, half-Neanderthal came lumbering out of the crowd with a monobrow and a really grating accent and in spite of all of that I’m fairly sure he was among the favourites to win? We were living in a post-Ulrika world, people, anything can happen.

And it turns out absolutely nothing did happen – for the first two weeks or so at least. Nathan was rather if not completely invisible, blending into the actually quite lovely painted background of the BB11 house that was far too nice for a caveman such as him to be living in. I suppose he did have emerge as the cook (sic) of the season, and a bit of a controlling one at that, which I guess explains why the rest of the house allowed this primitive ape man thing to be in charge of each and every one of their meals. That bunch of wusses.

And yeah then he was evicted. Obviously, the reason that he went was little to do with him and much more to do with the fact that his opponent was John James (not-very-fun fact: this was the only head-to-head eviction of the series) (also not-very-fun fact: it would have resulted in Caoimhe’s eviction otherwise so yay Save and Replace?) And then he left. And that was it for our unibrowed #lad. The house mourned him for the best part of three minutes and then Rachel Ifon descended from the sky in a giant tin foil spaceship so everything was right again in the universe.

But no, it wasn’t! Because in a task(?) that has no doubt inspired many (read: every) Channel 5 series after it, a bunch of housemates returned for the final week to do something or other, and as a part of this Nathan had a date-of-sorts with Corin. Which wasn’t actually a date because Nathan then revealed that he was in fact doing Rachael (in the words of Corin, “that Rachael”), who John James had insulted at one time or another, resulting in Nathan wanting him dead and John James having a teary, crabby meltdown and we’ll just ignore that the show just pandered to him at this point because we all know how Weeks 3-ish to 10 of BB11 went and it isn’t pretty, and we also all know how John James was and it isn’t pretty (summed up very eloquently by Macie a few entries back). Tl;dr: you made John James cry, have a brownie point.

And thankfully this time, that was it. After BB, I imagine he stuck with Rachael (cough-out-of-your-league-mate-cough) and became the Jay Z to her Beyoncé (...yeah, apt comparison), grew a beard that I will most definitely make no comment about (http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/nt_housemates_12.jpg) (…lol) and, in other important news, I was vaguely Facebook friends with him for some reason (remember Facebook? It’s that thing you used once in 2008 and your aunt now uses to share Britain First posts and pictures of the Minions). So much like us all in life, Nathan won’t be remembered for what he did as a person, but what John James and his Twitterati threatened to do to him.

PS: Yes yes I just used the term ‘Twitterati’ it’s 2am leave me be.

PPS: Somebody should compare John James’ Twitter army and Ashleigh’s iPhone army. Because she would win, yes? Trust me, I need this.

I'm saving Luke S and will continue to do so until Macie plucks up the courage to cut him because that's all what we secretly want isn't it.

So that was nice wasn't it

[Jack_]

Are Nathan and Rachael still together? I've literally never been more jealous of a male housemate

[MB.]

Are Nathan and Rachael still together? I've literally never been more jealous of a male housemate

There were still together as of September 2013 and the fact that they lasted that long gives me no reason to believe he isn't secretly stinking rich they won't last another three years.

[Jake.]

Mo and Joel for Jake?

oh well that's ****ing fantastic

[Jake.]

-Saves Mo, Eliminates Joel, will do my write up this evening-

[Dominic]

:joker: Macie saving Sam

:laugh:
Now I read the write up and I understand where she's coming from, but I'd rather have someone who she described rather than someone who wins for sleeping all summer :laugh:


Gone about 20 places too late, is our resident series ruiner, Marq/c/k/w.e. O'Neill of BB16; which recently departed from our screens (thank GOD!). One of the many cúúnts championed by most of the forum and public alike as the saviour of the series, which frankly leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth on this arsehole, Marq entered BB16 as his polar opposite Kieran was spun out and Marq was spat back out at us...from what we saw in the first few minutes, he seemed to be the essex like lad type, pumped up by steroids and after the birds. However, a few hours later the forum was up in arms about this massive FIGHTNIGHT-esque row or w.e. that had broken out with Danny and Marq. This was the first of many letdowns to come. Marq in his first week trolled up to the max, but I felt this was him at his best... the one thing I will give him is his respect and relationship with Eileen which I thought was quite endearing and the best he had to offer throughout the whole show.

Sadly, Eileen left after a week in his company. And by then he was most certainly already burnt out by picking fights with almost everyone and spouting unnecessary misogynistic bull**** (for shock value? who knows, who cares..) to everyone in hearing range. Into his second week, it felt like the show was going through deja vu nightly, as we would watch the same process of Marc upsetting someone, them getting angry, him goading them and it being defused by BB. The only good of this was bringing out the best in other HMs as they clocked onto his BS (Chloe <3 Harry <3 Jade <3 Jack <3 Aisleyne <3). The most notable feud was with fiery dominatrix Harry-Amelia who challenged his **** and would not stand for his torment FULLSTOP<3. The producers informed us in his second week that he was once again, exempt as the vote would be into a bunker with some legends. Obviously, Marq leaves and gets to watch them in the safe house with his new friends.

If Day 18-32 Marq wasn't bad enough, the following 2 weeks are possibly the reincarnation of satan on live TV, along with satan's sidekick as much loved legend :rolleyes::rolleyes: Helen Wood is bombed back into the fold as she joins the bunker. Fueled by Helen's hate for everyone and everything humane, Marq randomly decides to start picking on his only ally/showmancer Sam for jumping his ship as soon as it sank as he watches on. The return of Marq and the legends into the house was championed by the producers to be "EXPLOSIVE!" but it was anything but? Helen and Marq decide to turn the tables on Harry (who was gracious at Marq's defeat) and nominate her live with some "home truths" which is championed around here but really was just a load of contrived poison from the evil duo. Thankfully the public didn't buy their BS and saved Harry <3<3.

Marq's third and fourth weeks in the house came with some lovely blatant rigging as Marc is granted two MORE(!!!!!!) exemptions from eviction, with the reasoning being that timewarp week has frozen the state of play in the house :joker::joker:. After two weeks of reigning with Helen, she's chucked out on her ears to a cathedral of boos <3 with Marq's other neutral ally in the house being evicted too :love: His last week in the house is flipped on it's head as TRUE BB legend Aisleyne is thrown into the mix to mirror back his antagonising and make his life hell for his final days <3<3<3. His ending was righteous as Harry slayed him and finally ended the 35 day highlight replay that we were subjected to. Without Marq, the house was allowed to progress beyond us vs him and the narrative was able to continue. But for me, it was frankly too little too late (JoJo promo), Marc ruined BB16 and took this godawful show to new lows as he was actively encouraged to keep doing his **** for the drams or lols or bants or w.e. it's cloaked as. The show was criticised as being boring before Marq entered, but imo it was natural flowing, organic and not based around contrived drama regurgitated for 35 days. What's hilarious in it all is this man was 30 year old, which makes it even more offensive than past perpetrators such as the John Jameses and Maxwells of the world. I hope to the LORD that we don't get another Marq, his presence even ruined the forum atmosphere for me and many.. as it became Danny vs Marq in finding who made the most offensive tweets / wished death on the most people / did the most grim **** etcetera etcetera.

Yeah I'm tired of writing on him now and hope to never have to again, so good riddance Marq, you awful human being.

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[Black Dagger]

Save Harry, evict Steve

~idk~ STEVE GILL

http://i2.cdnds.net/10/33/M/bb11_main_steve_gill_day_72.jpg


As emotionally scarring as losing an eye and your legs may be, it wasn't as emotionally scarring as having to put up with this creepy ****ing dullard for 13 weeks of my life. The definition of pointless, yet he somehow had a massive ego to go with it. Like that time he blocked that person from being a housemate for dare speaking up about that boring bastard. Yeah he's literally awful and what disgusts me the most is that they actually wasted an Arcade Fire song on him for his exit as the snoozefest waddled out of the house. Tbf this write up has done me less justice than him but he was a pervert and a dull one to match that. Not that I condone exciting perverts. Leave Keeley alone and touch up a woman your own age.

I save Harry just because posh.

[reece(:]

Can we touch on how "The Baron" is one of the cringiest nicknames to give yourself on a show like this.

[Black Dagger]

Oh god yes. And him getting Keeley to sit on his lap and call herself the baroness :yuk:

[Babayaro.]

Steve was so ****ing boring, can't remember a thing he did. Also, his wife gave me the fear too

[Pete.]

I'm ready for the Joel draggings

[Shaun]

I just wish I was responsible for them. *texts jake ideas*

[Daniel-X]

Can't wait for the next round already. Btw I'm in Italy next week and will have wifi but I might be like a little delayed with replies and stuff because I'll be out.

[Shaun]

Oh yeah jake and I'll be in London for the weekend so we probably won't be posting reasons on why Saffia is worse than Sophia but I won't rule it out entirely (in case you want to get some temporary rankers for the weekend). Donchu dare replace me permanently tho

[MB.]

Oh and btw I can't afford to go on holiday so I'll be around to post plenty of dissertations on Ife Kuku all through the week

[EspeonBB]

I may or may not be going to Amsterdam and/or Paris soon.

[Daniel-X]

Jake and Reece :bawling:

[Jake.]

k I've just got in, doing mine shortly!

[Pete.]

k I've just got in, doing mine shortly!
I'm ready

http://i.imgur.com/GYCIM.gif

[Jake.]

Joel Williams
Big Brother 16 (Second Place)

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3021256/thumbs/o-JOEL-570.jpg?1

I'll try and get this over with quickly, I've had quite enough of writing about shitty Channel 5 housemates and it pains me that I find myself currently writing about another.

Remember when Joel entered on launch night? Probably not, but he seemed like an intelligent, well reserved and polite young man. During his first two weeks he didn't exactly say or do much from what I recall.. He might have got a bit pissy over an egg or cake or something but that aside, he wasn't too much of a bother.

His first crime comes for surviving his head-to-head eviction simply because he's Welsh. Not a crime of his own, perhaps, but the fact that anybody deemed him entertaining enough to stay over Eileen was/is still baffling. It was after this that became gradually more insufferable. Asking constant unrealistic questions was one of my biggest gripes of his ("would you take £100K right now and leave?? because if so you're a gameplayer!!!), as was his contradictory behaviour ("i'm telling you now if i was given the chance of winning with no money or winning 100K, i'd take the winners spot because it means so much more to me!!!", despite claiming to have never seen the show before? lol give over).

His aggressive behaviour (which was, for some reason, completely ignored by pretty much everybody) was also awful and showed him not be this calm, smart guy he portrayed.. He's just lucky Jack didn't retaliate and go for his smarmy, pompous arse. He just seems like the type of person who needs to move out of his home away from mummy ASAP, because he's clearly allowed to stay a spoilt brat for the time he remains.

[Pete.]

Let's not forget when he wished Jade was scalded in the bath :)

[Pete.]

Or when he put words in Queen Sam's mouth

[Pete.]

Vile boy - great write up Jake :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Or that time he punched a cat in the face

[Jack_]

Joel was a uniquely great housemate and you will all deal <3

[Pete.]

Joel was a uniquely great housemate and you will all deal <3

Unique as in the only housemate to ever piss in the sink?

[Daniel.]

Joel was a uniquely great housemate and you will all deal <3

How on earth was he unique?

[MB.]

Unique as in the only housemate to ever piss in the sink?

Chris shade?

[Jake.]

Joel was a uniquely great housemate and you will all deal <3

except he was't unique and he certainly wasn't great

[Daniel.]

I'm quoting you loads lately, sorry, but unique is baffling me :suspect:

[Pete.]

Chris shade?
Yeah

[Pete.]

I'm perched as hell for Macie's noms

[Liam-]

Joel being slept on is a crime to humanity.

[Black Dagger]

I'm perched as hell for Macie's noms

Least somebody is.

[MB.]

I save Helen

[Jack_]

Unique as in the only housemate to ever piss in the sink?

looooooool I wish they'd shown this, Justin Waggot teas <3

How on earth was he unique?

except he was't unique and he certainly wasn't great

Well I struggle to name a housemate that was in anyway similar to him tbh (and I am not the only one to have said this) and he most definitely was, wind those housemates up by asking ridiculous questions :cheer2:

[Shaun]

I wonder who'll be first to use their final pass :think:

[Daniel-X]

Reece hasn't done his Eugene write up :nono:

[Jack_]

also the very idea of Mo being saved twice :joker: lol

[Pete.]

Reece hasn't done his Eugene write up :nono:
Is there anything to write about?

[EspeonBB]

Joel sucks, good job on taking him out Jake :clap1:

Perched for Macie's noms

[Daniel.]

looooooool I wish they'd shown this, Justin Waggot teas <3





Well I struggle to name a housemate that was in anyway similar to him tbh (and I am not the only one to have said this) and he most definitely was, wind those housemates up by asking ridiculous questions :cheer2:

You haven't seen a young housemate who's boring and stroppy before? :o

[Marsh.]

Eugene is an underrated comedy genius.

Him having a tantrum in the bedroom after Kinga rode him like a rodeo whilst belting out tunes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ur favs

[Black Dagger]

also the very idea of Mo being saved twice :joker: lol

Greedy Mo eating his snot > Joel pretending to be straight.

[Pete.]

Well I struggle to name a housemate that was in anyway similar to him tbh (and I am not the only one to have said this) and he most definitely was, wind those housemates up by asking ridiculous questions :cheer2:

He was Glyn 2.0 with intelligence

[Marsh.]

dit dit dar dar and his leafy foliage in the secret garden >>>>>>>>>>>>> overrated deana's epilator

[Jake.]

Well I struggle to name a housemate that was in anyway similar to him tbh (and I am not the only one to have said this) and he most definitely was, wind those housemates up by asking ridiculous questions :cheer2:

well that's me convinced

[Pete.]

dit dit dar dar and his leafy foliage in the secret garden >>>>>>>>>>>>> overrated deana's epilator
STOP before it's too late

http://share.gifyoutube.com/KrVGDw.gif

[Daniel.]

Eugene is the most boring housemate of all time, seriously :joker:

Bye Marsh.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Joel Squarepants is ATROCIOUS and I hate how people would characterize his awful circular interrogations as intelligence. Like, that's not intelligence, that's being pedantic as ****.

It's also worth noting that his painful songs and dance numbers and slutdrops were seen as ~unique~ and "lol, oh Joel *slaps knee!" when it was really just blatant attention-seeking. But then again this is a show where only women can do things for attention, even when Marc O'Neill is living in the same house.

Anyway, is it time for my noms? You'll never be ready, memba *I* told ya...

[Marsh.]

Eugene is the most boring housemate of all time, seriously :joker:

Bye Marsh.

Erm..... Gos, Hira, Kris, Andrew to name 4.

You not liking him =/= boring. Bye felicia.

[Liam-]

dit dit dar dar and his leafy foliage in the secret garden >>>>>>>>>>>>> overrated deana's epilator

Sandy pissing in the bin is better than anything Deana related

[Daniel-X]

Reece hurry the **** up.

Someone check if Macie's online I'm halfway through a CBB4 launch rewatch

[Shaun]

I get that you need to fill up your 30 joker smileys a day quota jack but isn't supporting terrible human beings exhausting?

[Daniel-X]

Joel Squarepants is ATROCIOUS and I hate how people would characterize his awful circular interrogations as intelligence. Like, that's not intelligence, that's being pedantic as ****.

It's also worth noting that his painful songs and dance numbers and slutdrops were seen as ~unique~ and "lol, oh Joel *slaps knee!" when it was really just blatant attention-seeking. But then again this is a show where only women can do things for attention, even when Marc O'Neill is living in the same house.

Anyway, is it time for my noms? You'll never be ready, memba *I* told ya...

I think we have to wait for Reece Macie

[Shaun]

also on rewatch, Eugene was lovely.

[Daniel.]

I much preferred watching Hira to Eugene.

[Marsh.]

Sandy pissing in the bin is better than anything Deana related

:joker:

[MB.]

Well I'm glad that the host of this thing isn't slowing us down or anything

[EspeonBB]

Hira is an iconic housemate

[Macie Lightfoot]

does reece still have to do his write up or do I just have to wait for him or something

[Jack_]

You haven't seen a young housemate who's boring and stroppy before? :o

Well he wasn't boring and most of the time I don't think he was stroppy :conf: young housemates aren't all the same

He was Glyn 2.0 with intelligence

The Glyn comparison is totally stupid, just because they were near the same age as housemates and from Wales it doesn't mean they're similar. Glyn went on a ~journey~ whilst Joel was already assertive of himself and asked stupid hypothetical questions and interrogated everyone and quite frankly I can't remember a single civilian housemate doing that (Perez did)

Joel's a weird one for me, I don't think I could name a ~moment~ of his yet he still managed to be a pretty damn big part of the series. Some achievement, really. He is most definitely a unique housemate

[Daniel.]

Can people who aren't ranking please refrain from posting in here please

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6afdbd9cf1afc900cbaa178d74344850/tumblr_npiwraCa2g1ute8hlo6_250.gif

[Marsh.]

I much preferred watching Hira to Eugene.

Eugene was an actual person with a personality.

Hira ate cake then went home.

[Daniel-X]

Well I'm glad that the host of this thing isn't slowing us down or anything

OMG same

[Daniel.]

Well he wasn't boring and most of the time I don't think he was stroppy :conf: young housemates aren't all the same



The Glyn comparison is totally stupid, just because they were near the same age as housemates and from Wales it doesn't mean they're similar. Glyn went on a ~journey~ whilst Joel was already assertive of himself and asked stupid hypothetical questions and interrogated everyone and quite frankly I can't remember a single civilian housemate doing that (Perez did)

Joel's a weird one for me, I don't think I could name a ~moment~ of his yet he still managed to be a pretty damn big part of the series. Some achievement, really. He is most definitely a unique housemate

I didn't say they were, he was extremely stroppy and mind numbingly boring.

[Daniel-X]

does reece still have to do his write up or do I just have to wait for him or something

He still has to do his write up

[Liam-]

Eugene was an actual person with a personality.

Hira ate cake then went home.

:joker: :joker:

The idea of Hira being seen as anything other than a complete bore is laughable

[Marsh.]

The Glyn comparison is totally stupid, just because they were near the same age as housemates and from Wales it doesn't mean they're similar. Glyn went on a ~journey~ whilst Joel was already assertive of himself and asked stupid hypothetical questions and interrogated everyone and quite frankly I can't remember a single civilian housemate doing that (Perez did)

Joel's a weird one for me, I don't think I could name a ~moment~ of his yet he still managed to be a pretty damn big part of the series. Some achievement, really. He is most definitely a unique housemate

That pretty much sums up what a sh*tfest BB16 was. :laugh:

[Pete.]

Hira's cake eating >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to take the money and run leave

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I never found Eugene to be all that terrible. Was just a case of him outlasting much better housemates.

[Jack_]

well that's me convinced

except he was't unique and he certainly wasn't great

well that's me convinced

[Daniel.]

Eugene was an actual person with a personality.

Hira ate cake then went home.

Eugene had no personality, unless telling stories about his geeky ways counts as a personality :joker:

I'm not even a Hira fan, but yeah, she was more entertaining than Eugene for me.

[Jake.]

yeah being a "big part" of BB16 really doesn't mean anything

[LukeB]

Eugene was an actual person with a personality.

Hira ate cake then went home.

Hira > Eugene :smug:

Hira had little air time but when she was actually entertaining, her singing and dancing (she won the entertaining award for that :worship: and the cake was hilarious.

[Jake.]

well that's me convinced

it was my write up, it wasn't intended to sway opinions :laugh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Hira was even boring though? Literally every time she was shown was hilarious or righteous. When are we all going to realize that being underedited doesn't mean you're BORING like you litruhlly sound like Helen Wood or Marc O'Neill with that mindset

[EspeonBB]

Hira iconic cake eating >>> anything Joel did

[Pete.]

Eugene had no personality wth

[Marsh.]

Yeah I never found Eugene to be all that terrible. Was just a case of him outlasting much better housemates.

This. I probably wouldn't have had him in the final 4 if I could've picked but he was a worthy housemate.

I actually think BB6 is one of the few series (if not the ONLY series) where each and every person contributed in some way.

Looking back, if people like Vanessa and Eugene were the bores they're still leagues ahead of people who literally added nothing of worth like JJ and Hira and Sam.

[LukeB]

Hira was even boring though? Literally every time she was shown was hilarious or righteous. When are we all going to realize that being underedited doesn't mean you're BORING mindset

:worship:

[Pete.]

Hira iconic cake eating >>> anything Joel did
.

[Daniel.]

Can people who aren't ranking please refrain from posting in here please

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6afdbd9cf1afc900cbaa178d74344850/tumblr_npiwraCa2g1ute8hlo6_250.gif

.

[Marsh.]

Hira was even boring though? Literally every time she was shown was hilarious or righteous. When are we all going to realize that being underedited doesn't mean you're BORING like you litruhlly sound like Helen Wood or Marc O'Neill with that mindset

Finding Hira as dull as ditchwater makes me Helen Wood?

:hee: Ok sis.

[EspeonBB]

Hira was even boring though? Literally every time she was shown was hilarious or righteous. When are we all going to realize that being underedited doesn't mean you're BORING like you litruhlly sound like Helen Wood or Marc O'Neill with that mindset

Most of the people criticizing underedited housemates for being boring are Helen and/or Marc fans as well :joker:

[Daniel.]

Most of the people criticizing underedited housemates for being boring are Helen and/or Marc fans as well :joker:

Cackled

[Jack_]

Can people who aren't ranking please refrain from posting in here please

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6afdbd9cf1afc900cbaa178d74344850/tumblr_npiwraCa2g1ute8hlo6_250.gif

When y'all stop making such dreadful decisions, yes

:joker: :joker:

The idea of Hira being seen as anything other than a complete bore is laughable

ruin ha :cheer2:

That pretty much sums up what a sh*tfest BB16 was. :laugh:

I don't think it was that bad? Granted it was better before 4in4out and that certainly weakened things but it wasn't that bad. The thing is in the first two weeks I wouldn't say a lot was happening but yet it felt very C4 esque and was still enjoyable?

[Liam-]

It's not even a case of Hira being 'underedited' she was shown, but apart from the cake task, which again, is manufactured humour, every time she was shown, she was either dull or completely cringe worthy, her 'shock' eviction was the only iconic thing about her :flutter:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Most of the people criticizing underedited housemates for being boring are Helen and/or Marc fans as well :joker:

LOUDER! MORE FIGHTING! NOT ENOUGH BANAL CONFLICT! YOUR PURPOSE IS TO BE A GOOD HOUSEMATE, WHICH ONLY MEANS BEING LOUD AND FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE! IF YOU'RE NOT SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS YOU'RE A BORE!

like, that's the logic that ruined BB15 and 16

[Jake.]

When y'all stop making such dreadful decisions, yes



ruin ha :cheer2:



I don't think it was that bad? Granted it was better before 4in4out and that certainly weakened things but it wasn't that bad. The thing is in the first two weeks I wouldn't say a lot was happening but yet it felt very C4 esque and was still enjoyable?

That's why it was enjoyable, series which aren't forced by producers generally are

[Macie Lightfoot]

It's not even a case of Hira being 'underedited' she was shown, but apart from the cake task, which again, is manufactured humour, every time she was shown, she was either dull or completely cringe worthy, her 'shock' eviction was the only iconic thing about her :flutter:

check your facts (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242919).

[MB.]

New rule: people who aren't rankers aren't allowed to post*

*in this thread and also on the forum ever

[Marsh.]

I don't think it was that bad? Granted it was better before 4in4out and that certainly weakened things but it wasn't that bad. The thing is in the first two weeks I wouldn't say a lot was happening but yet it felt very C4 esque and was still enjoyable?

When you put it like that I suppose. The first two weeks did feel very scaled back where not much event wise was happening but I was enjoying the housemate interaction like the good old days.

[Pete.]

Hira's exercising <3

[Daniel.]

Hira to me was more entertaining than people like Helen and Marc and if that means that I like bored I really don't care.

[Jack_]

It's not even a case of Hira being 'underedited' she was shown, but apart from the cake task, which again, is manufactured humour, every time she was shown, she was either dull or completely cringe worthy, her 'shock' eviction was the only iconic thing about her :flutter:

loooooool when she didn't know it was vote to save on her way out and thought she was hated :joker:

LOUDER! MORE FIGHTING! NOT ENOUGH BANAL CONFLICT! YOUR PURPOSE IS TO BE A GOOD HOUSEMATE, WHICH ONLY MEANS BEING LOUD AND FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE! IF YOU'RE NOT SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS YOU'RE A BORE!

like, that's the logic that ruined BB15 and 16

This is a total myth that needs to stop being perpetuated

[Marsh.]

check your facts (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242919).

You made a thread more boring than Hira's time in the house. Congratulations.

[EspeonBB]

reece has asked me to pass on a message to say that people who are fans of Helen and/or Marc are BANNED from posting in this thread

[Liam-]

check your facts (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242919).

A thread full of your opinions and 'honest observations' are not facts, besides, I don't really feel like losing my remaining brain cells by reading through a thread about Hira of all people.

[Marsh.]

LOUDER! MORE FIGHTING! NOT ENOUGH BANAL CONFLICT! YOUR PURPOSE IS TO BE A GOOD HOUSEMATE, WHICH ONLY MEANS BEING LOUD AND FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE! IF YOU'RE NOT SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS YOU'RE A BORE!

like, that's the logic that ruined BB15 and 16

Considering I'm one of the people AGAINST the constant manipulation to create shouting matches and arguing you couldn't be more wrong.

Hira bored everyone. Deal wiv it!

[Jack_]

That's why it was enjoyable, series which aren't forced by producers generally are

Well would you look at that, we agree on something for the first time this summer

[Marsh.]

reece has asked me to pass on a message to say that people who are fans of Helen and/or Marc are BANNED from posting in this thread

Who might they be?

The only person to bring them up is Miss Footlights.

[LukeB]

Considering I'm one of the people AGAINST the constant manipulation to create shouting matches and arguing you couldn't be more wrong.

Hira bored everyone. Deal wiv it!

she didn't bore me :smug:

[Daniel.]

What was funny about the cake thing was Hira not realising she didn't have to eat all of it actually, so it's a Hira moment :hee:

I'm not arguing about her though, yes she was boring, as boring as Helen Wood or Marc? No.

[Liam-]

loooooool when she didn't know it was vote to save on her way out and thought she was hated :joker:


I don't think she deserved the reception she received, but she definitely deserved to be evicted, what a glorious moment :love:

[Daniel.]

Reece would also like to send a message saying all the people who aren't ranking can't post in here

[Marsh.]

Daniel stop repeating yourself, you're boring.

[LukeB]

i mean hira is more entertaining than what people find 'entertaining' these days.. Helen and Marc who was vile towards people isn't entertaining :umm2: and it was forced so it was automatically boring.

[Macie Lightfoot]

This is a total myth that needs to stop being perpetuated

I mean, that's pretty much what the producers were clamoring the whole time throughout this series and then they just started throwing things at the wall and seeing what stuck. 4in4out, Legends, the Hotel, etc. They panicked because the first two weeks consisted of, like, normal human interactions and thus it was too BORING :rolleyes:

[Jack_]

I don't think she deserved the reception she received, but she definitely deserved to be evicted, what a glorious moment :love:

I'm always in two minds about that one. As far as I'm concerned the only housemates that should be booed are dullards that do **** all, and so in a sense she deserved it. But obviously that's not the reason she was booed and in actuality the reason is probably a lot more sinister and deep rooted than that, and so yeah, she didn't deserve it

One of the highlights of BB10 tho and all up vote to saves for moments like that is what needs to happen more <3

[Daniel.]

Daniel stop repeating yourself, you're boring.

Can you not insult people when you've just got back from a ban

[Marsh.]

Can you not insult people when you've just got back from a ban

Then stick to what we're discussing instead of telling me to get out because you don't like what I'm saying. :hee:

[Daniel-X]

I liked Hira also she didn't get fair editing time unfortunately as BB10 was pretty much consumed by the whole Freddie storyline throughout so we didn't really get to see much of Hira but she was entertaining and the cake moment is one of her best. I really liked her. Don't get why people class her as 'boring' tbh

[Daniel.]

Then stick to what we're discussing instead of telling me to get out because you don't like what I'm saying. :hee:

What are you even saying? You're just talking about Hira, why would I care

[Jack_]

I mean, that's pretty much what the producers were clamoring the whole time throughout this series and then they just started throwing things at the wall and seeing what stuck. 4in4out, Legends, the Hotel, etc. They panicked because the first two weeks consisted of, like, normal human interactions and thus it was too BORING :rolleyes:

Okay I don't disagree with you that that is a mindset that the producers have, but I assumed that you were also directing that at some fans whereas I can categorically deny that is not the case for me, and I've explained why on several occasions this year. If you weren't then fair enough, but there's been a few people that have said it recently and it's annoying to have to keep denying it

[Marsh.]

What are you even saying? You're just talking about Hira, why would I care

You tell me?

[MB.]

Remember when this was a rankdown thread and not an 'argue about Helen and Marc and hey, why not, let's chuck Hira in there too' thread

[Daniel-X]

Remember when we used to actually evict and save people and do write ups pretty much soon after. Jesus I'd say we'll be lucky if we get Macie's done tonight. We had three done in the first night

[Pete.]

Where's Rihce lmao

[Macie Lightfoot]

Other fave Hira moments since we're on the topic,

-when she didn't understand the intruders' secret mission at all and then leaves the hamper in the DR, effectively letting everyone know that she has a secret mission
-her inspired speech against terrorism
-forcing Marcus to pretend that she's not a terrible singer when she serenaded him to How Do I Live?
-"HOW YOU KNOW KARLY?" "um she's my gf" "OHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S WHY SHE WAS CRYING :("
-I Know You Can (Yeah Yeah Yeah)
-her workout regime

[MB.]

Not Reece doing an Audrey and refusing to turn up

[Marsh.]

Reece wants to pass a message on that Hira doesn't even qualify as a housemate - the boring bitch.

[Liam-]

Reece wants to pass a message on that Hira doesn't even qualify as a housemate - the boring bitch.

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Reece probably wouldn't mind if we did Macie's noms now and he just add in Eugene's later?

[Shaun]

best thing about Hira was the fanclub thread title tbh

[Daniel.]

Eugene remains the most boring housemate of all time

Deal with it. :hee:

[Pete.]

I have to wade through Helen and Marc stuff to get to the ranking stuff now

[MB.]

Reece probably wouldn't mind if we did Macie's noms now and he just add in Eugene's later?

...yeah let's do this because I'm not sure how much more Hira I can take.

[MB.]

...yeah let's do this because I'm not sure how much more Hira I can take.

(read: Marsh)

[Daniel-X]

Yeah just let's move on (sorry hun)

[Shaun]

Marsh, you have received an infraction on ThisIsBigBrother.com

Reason: called Govan from BB11 a fat bitch

[Jack_]

Reece wants to pass a message on that Hira doesn't even qualify as a housemate - the boring bitch.

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[MB.]

Well at least I know who my final pass is going to now

[Pete.]

Marsh, you have received an infraction on ThisIsBigBrother.com

Reason: called Govan from BB11 a fat bitch
serve

[Black Dagger]

Ew Govan

[Marsh.]

Marsh, you have received an infraction on ThisIsBigBrother.com

Reason: called Govan from BB11 a fat bitch

:joker: What?

[Ross.]

screaming not Hira starting some drama :joker:

[Marsh.]

Can I just say I didn't bring Helen and Marc up, that was Macie Footlights. :nono:

[Marsh.]

Ew Govan

What are ya do, ya racist bitch!

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsO/tve72219-20040518-1736.gif

[Daniel.]

Macie are you going to do your nominations now?

[Pete.]

screaming not Hira starting some drama :joker:
ie. divisive character?

[Macie Lightfoot]

I'm not supposed to post my noms yet, right?

anyway, where the **** is reece

[MB.]

I'm not supposed to post my noms yet, right?

anyway, where the **** is reece

Well it's that or a seemingly endless discussion of Hira Habibshah so you may as well

[Daniel.]

Just post them now I'm sure Reece wont mind as he's the only one left to do a write up.

[Marsh.]

Reece is probably pissed.

[Marsh.]

Reece said inactives would be replaced.

I am your new leader...

http://i.imgur.com/dBv03NO.gif

[MB.]

Because Marsh has never been an inactive member before

[Marsh.]

Because Marsh has never been an inactive member before

Inactive in the game. :hmph:

[Liam-]

Perched for Marsh to overrule everyone but Lucas and Jack :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Perched for Marsh to overrule everyone but Lucas and Jack :clap1:

Just me tbh. Jack would get the Rice queen out :hmph:

[Pete.]

Why are y'all taking over the game?

[Marsh.]

Why are y'all taking over the game?

What are you do about it, huh?

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsO/tve72219-20040518-1736.gif

(Yes, I'm watching bad girls and living for darlene cake)

[Pete.]

Reece said inactives would be replaced.

I am your new leader...

http://i.imgur.com/dBv03NO.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/caa4612fba17d38c6a97afb48cfdf7c2/tumblr_mga95tn3KT1qcwgrvo2_250.gif

[Liam-]

Just me tbh. Jack would get the Rice queen out :hmph:

That wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing :hehe:

[MB.]

Bless these people thinking they have any influence on this ranking

[Liam-]

Bless these people thinking they have any influence on this ranking

Where have any of us assumed or even hinted that we think we have any influence? :suspect:

[Daniel-X]

Sriously when will the next round be?

[Pete.]

Sriously when will the next round be?
No one knows because people have turned this into a BB chat thread rather than a rankdown

[Marsh.]

Sriously when will the next round be?

When reece has sobered up.

[Liam-]

No one knows because people have turned this into a BB chat thread rather than a rankdown

Don't blame us for Reece's absence :hmph:

[Pete.]

Let Reece live!

[Daniel-X]

Macie do your noms this is seriously killing me and the game

[MB.]

Hew is Machine

[Black Dagger]

Darlene <3

[MB.]

Is Machine going to nominate or

[Marsh.]

Darlene <3

Darlene >>>>>>>> Hewra

[reece(:]

Had people over, i'll do my writeup after I make some sandwiches

[reece(:]

When reece has sobered up.
:hmph:

[Jack_]

Had people over, i'll do my writeup after I make some sandwiches

anybodywantcake.img

[Marsh.]

:hmph:

:hehe:

[Black Dagger]

Poor Rihce

[Shaun]

bc i'm nice x

no one from bb1/2 evicted yet
http://i.imgur.com/0RPQpig.png
http://i.imgur.com/xtLYxh3.png
will do 5-7 in a bit
http://i.imgur.com/pTWIZHA.png
http://i.imgur.com/EnOATiZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/SyQ4QP8.png
http://i.imgur.com/ocvyuzZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/AaopAbF.png
http://i.imgur.com/MozWwmK.png
http://i.imgur.com/KXpfPKf.png
http://i.imgur.com/xkiOZfn.png
http://i.imgur.com/24IlhnS.png
http://i.imgur.com/kOz4am4.png

Will edit in the other series (also haven't used any from this current round bc idk what the numbers of the evictees are)

[Black Dagger]

:clap1:

[reece(:]

Not everyone speaking for me in my absence

And not me having to writeup Eugene, sob.

[Marsh.]

Not everyone speaking for me in my absence

And not me having to writeup Eugene, sob.

You are highly honoured.

[MB.]

Good thing Macie's in a different time zone isn't it

[Macie Lightfoot]

good thing I have a tab up with my nominations and I'm waiting to pit submit reply :3

[MB.]

Which is more interesting: Reece's sandwiches or Eugene?

[Black Dagger]

Is it sad that I already have my save and evict ready because I know Macie so well. At least I hope I do. I bet I will still be too slow.

[Pete.]

Which is more interesting: Reece's sandwiches or Eugene?
Mary's broomstick

[Daniel-X]

Mary's broomstick

Mary's imaginary dog

[reece(:]

I literally don't know what to write, why did I cull this dullard :joker:

Best make a start, even if it is short and sweet.

[Daniel-X]

I literally don't know what to write, why did I cull this dullard :joker:

Best make a start, even if it is short and sweet.

Do what Lucas did with Billi? :laugh2: just a sentence

[Pete.]

I literally don't know what to write, why did I cull this dullard :joker:

Best make a start, even if it is short and sweet.
Take the money and run

[Jack_]

Is it sad that I already have my save and evict ready because I know Macie so well. At least I hope I do. I bet I will still be too slow.

Perched :cheer2:

[MB.]

I think my next write-up's going to be finished before Reece's Eugene one at this rate :worry:

[reece(:]

I think my next write-up's going to be finished before Reece's Eugene one at this rate :worry:
Welp I'm trying to find the post where I cut.

[Black Dagger]

Do what Lucas did with Billi? :laugh2: just a sentence

He was lucky he got that :joker:

[Marsh.]

Don't you DARE put Eugene in the same category as twats like Batty Billi. :nono:

[Daniel.]

Billi was better

[MB.]

I think I'll wait until Eugene tweets about Gary Barlow's dead baby to make my mind up tbh

[Marsh.]

It's a good thing I don't consider anything you say valid Daniel. :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

That was Kenneth!

[Daniel.]

That was Kenneth

[Daniel-X]

I think I'll wait until Eugene tweets about Gary Barlow's dead baby to make my mind up tbh

That was Kenneth Tong

[MB.]

I know. :laugh: I'm just saying that I don't think he's that awful. Yet.

[Marsh.]

It's all gone kenneth tong

[Daniel.]

It's a good thing I don't consider anything you say valid Daniel. :suspect:

Me caring

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6afdbd9cf1afc900cbaa178d74344850/tumblr_npiwraCa2g1ute8hlo6_250.gif

[Pete.]

Not Kenneth promo

[MB.]

It's all gone kenneth tong

http://i.imgur.com/e0mBItn.gif

I've missed using that for a week

[reece(:]

cut eugene, save jennifer.
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Eu(bore)gene Sully BB6 - 2nd place
http://www.eugenesully.net/blog/content/binary/May07_06.jpg
(Shahbaz with a fan (Eugene), the right one)

I really can't be arsed to write much about this dullard but here goes. Eugene entered the BB6 house 4 weeks in along with two female intruders.. he was obviously the grossly inferior one. Sadly, Kinga was evicted as Makosi made the awful decision to allow Eugene to become a proper housemate and wreak his blandness upon us until the end of the show. Some say he was a nice distraction to the otherwise nasty, malicious filled house but I don't agree at all, especially when he barely appears in highlight shows and when he does, it bores you to sleep. There is so little substance to write about so I'm babbling on... remember when he unrightfully snatched 50k from the prize fund... remember his secret tasks that were oh so dull.... remember Makosi scalping him... remember him being saved against Derek... remember his awful jokes? No? Me either. You'd think a runner up would offer a bit more the table. At least he wasn't a nasty person but it's a shame he was oh so cringeworthy. I don't really do socially awkward non-entities.
.

[Shaun]

:worry: it begins

[Macie Lightfoot]

~Round Six~

Before everyone starts clamoring about how I'm such a troll and this that and the third, let it be known (/Sandra Diaz-Twine) that I dislike all eighteen of these HMs! I definitely dislike some people more than the ones I'm about to nominate, but there is some strategy involved.

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/01/craig.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/paulf.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/alison.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/kate.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/grace.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/pete.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/shanessa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/rex.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/saffia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/siavash.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/samuel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/caroline.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/hazel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/dexter.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/pauline.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/toya.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/matthew.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/sarah.png
Craig (BB1)-Bubble (BB2)-Alison (BB3)-Kate (BB3)-Grace (BB7)-Pete (BB7)
Shanessa (BB8)-Rex (BB9)-Saffia (BB10)-Siavash (BB10)-Sam (BB11)-Caroline (BB13)
Hazel (B14)-Dexter (BB14)-Pauline (BB15)-Toya (BB15)-Matthew (BB15)-Sarah (BB16)

Time to get saving!

[Daniel.]

Matthew Davies

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/big-brother-2014-matthew-davies.png?w=1024&h=939

So Matthew, I don't really remember anything about him but I'll try. Matthew entered on launch night with, imo, a bag of potential, he seemed posh and the bitchy type, like Derek or Gina, and they always make great housemates. Sadly, he was a complete flop. Matthew got locked in a cage on launch night and to be honest he may as well have stayed there for the duration of his stay as we barely saw him again. Matthew's defining moment was of course his row with one Helen Wood, she got in his face, called him a skinny pigeon chested ****, shouted "ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT" x100y. There was something so dislikeable about Matthew for me though, he seemed so bitter and snobby, really thinking he was something special but was actually just a mind numbing bore who made a few bitchy comments. Matthew was evicted as part of the girl power week twist, which I was sad to see happen because it meant Ashleigh's scheming going to waste, not because I actually cared about Matthew. Then when he left he finally came out and is in a relationship with Mark Bryon. Get it girl.

[Shaun]

I am saving Kate because logic and the sooner Macie accepts BB3 as his lord and saviour the GOD DAMNED BETTER

#225 - Pauline 'Pozza' Bennett (BB15)
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2014_pauline_eviction4.jpg

The most basic argument for Pauline's failure in this list, of course, is being the catalyst in Helen Wood's journey. That final pass might've been a flawed concept from the very beginning but at least give it to someone basic and obvious? Christopher? Mark? That would've been OK? I mean even at the point of giving it out, Helen was the most boring housemate in there by a mile. Zero buzz about her on launch night. Bizarre decision.

In the ultimate series of rapid turnarounds of public perception (see: let's evict Winston) (see: let's crown Helen) (see: Danielle's a homophobe but also the fan favourite), Pauline's was the quickest and the most sour. Launch night favourites seldom do well in Big Brother: a wacky and weird VT can definitely scrape you through a week or two but soon after that you're going to become Wolfy, or Laura McAdam. So when 11 bland nothings failed to stand out against Auntie Pauline (for obvious reasons) on launch night, thus began her journey of tragic delusion. Rejecting the second-launch housemates almost entirely, she flung her killer nomination at Jale and then, bafflingly, didn't seem cut up about it. Like she actually enjoyed giving it out and thought it was entirely fair. In fact for someone so teeteringly close to resembling a troll doll on steroids, she sure did love her body shaming; calling Chris "the short ugly one", the constant pulling apart of Jale in front of everyone in the kitchen, claiming she was eating more than her share even when her allies (Ash) said they had more food than Jale.

I just feel that whenever we bestow power upon a housemate and give them a little room to sit in, alone, to bitch about every other new arrival (see: Hopkins) it just immediately turns sour (see: thinking Ash is a candidate for the final pass on looks alone) and undoes everything about them with the swiftest possible action. We owe it to ourselves and to future housemates like Pauline not to build them up only to fall so quickly.

Also she loved calling people 'recidivist' and I don't think she even knew what the word meant :shrug:

Also **** that ho for thinking she can come in a year after Jackie Travers and pick up the "fitness mum" spiel. Get the hell out, bitch.

[Black Dagger]

Save Dexter evict Caroline

[Daniel-X]

Sarah Greenwood - BB16:

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I'll admit it I don't hate Sarah that much at all. She's not that bad. But she's possibly the most overrated housemate in the sixteen series of Big Brother UK. That's probably party the reason I don't like her that much. Sarah entered on launch and I was pretty excited on what she had to deliver she seemed like she would be one of the carriers of the series and she had all the ingredients to make a good housemate. She was feisty, strong opinionated but not nasty. However, along came Danny Wisker and things were pretty much doomed for Sarah after that. Danny managed to destroy any personality Sarah had and she pretty much just had around fifteen minutes each highlights with her 'will they/won't they' storyline showmance segment between her and Danny. Sarah became a robot of Danny and his group and pretty much went from being one of my favourites to fading into a housemate who if you brought up in a years time I'd be like. Hew?

Along came #4in4out and Sarah I thought looked set to stay. However, things took a pretty sour turn a few minutes before lines closed and we saw Sarah's nasty side as she attempted to blame Joel for Aaron's removal from the house. I'm not a massive Joel fan even but I think this crossed the line and showed me that she practically had no morals and was willing to defend her friends even if she knew they was in the wrong. Sarah provoked the situation with Aaron along her with her little minion Harriet 'flash him one more time Aaron' and this just basically sealed the deal for me that Sarah actually wasn't all that.

#4in4out came and Sarah was the last housemate to be evicted. Did she take her eviction well? No. Did she act like a sulky little bitch? Yes. Sarah was possibly one of the worst housemates ever to react to an eviction she was FURIOUS. Her behaviour afterwards on BOTS along with that of her BFF's Harriet was possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever had to endure in my life.

That's the sad story of Sarah Greenwood who's potential was destroyed by one man Danny Wisker.

I save Hazel

[MB.]

Shanessa Reilly (BB8)

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Shanessa entered the Big Brother house at a ridiculously late stage of the game. Like, even Charley had gone by then, what’s the point. Shanessa (I almost wrote Charley then. Either I’m turning into Hayden or Shanessa’s just that exciting to write about) entered with a hideous Scottish man witch, roughly thirty five glamour models and a man who ENJOYS TEDDY BEARS AND BISEXUAL SPANKINGS and still seemed like the oddball. Shanessa was Welsh, and not like the good Welsh, like Laura or Rachel Rice or Tom Jones. Shanessa was the bad Welsh, like The Valleys or occasional racism. Shanessa had tits. Shanessa rubbed said tits over Liam McGough on her first night. Shanessa had awful taste in men. Shanessa was part of the most Channel 5-ish non-Channel 5 twist the show’s ever seen, the Halfway House. Shanessa was as none-the-wiser as to what any of that meant as we were. Shanessa started in the Halfway House, then won entry into the main house by coming out of a box (as opposed to Liam who she wished was coming in her box), then was sent back to the Halfway House in a shocking twist known as “The Producers Ballsing Things Up”. Shanessa was evicted about as quickly as she entered. Shanessa would probably have been robbed had it been anybody else in her shoes (albeit not David either), but because she just wasn’t that good a housemate it didn’t really matter. Shanessa was a pale imitation of Kinga before her and didn’t even fill the role as well as Biannca many years later. Shanessa was just sort of there. Shanessa was somehow 26 years old.

I'm saving Alison because I had to watch This Morning once.

[reece(:]

save Sarah cut rex

SAVE AND REPLACE PAULINE

[Pete.]

Bubble Hold Me!

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Hey Lisa hey

Finally I picked someone I don't have much of an opinion on.

The only thing that springs to mind when you refer to Bubble is that time when he tripped over the seat in the living area, perhaps his funniest moment and ironically the only time he performed naturally comedy. For me Bubble was an early incarnation of Maxwell without the nasty.

Remember the time when he refused to dance with a gay Irish man? Yeah...

Anyway Bubble's downfall was great because he was so sure he was going to win and survive all evictions until the end and was in fact beaten by international popstar Paul much to everyone's shock/glee/relief

I gladly save Mutha Toya to fight for another day.

[Marsh.]

Save Allison

I love you.

[MB.]

Ok I'll cut Shanessa instead

[reece(:]

save Shanessa, cut Rex

[MB.]

I love you.

BAB

(I mean I can't spell her name but ok)

[Shaun]

what does save and replace mean

i've already axed ha bitch deal with it

[Black Dagger]

No Marcus?!? I had him ready and saved and had to rush for Dexter instead Lmao. Caroline I knew would be up.

[reece(:]

what does save and replace mean

i've already axed ha bitch deal with it
:fist::fist:

[reece(:]

bye @ Cameron not being nommed

[EspeonBB]

evict Siavash, save Pete

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Siavash Sappaghpour (BB10)


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Ugh I've held up doing this write-up because it brings back lots of bad memories of BB10 and how much Siavash ruined it (especially in the final weeks) but I guess I can hold off on it no longer. Siavash really annoyed me in BB10 due to his hypocrisy, he would always talk about how other people are 'playing the game' when he was the biggest gameplayer in the house (like with the constant empty threats of walking) :rolleyes: We saw it before with Ziggy and later on with John James and I'm honestly tired of it.

Siavash was faker than faux fur as it was obvious he was trying to pander to the audience in order for him to win but he hid it under the fact he was ~all loving~ and here for the experience not the money or some ****. He constantly organized nomination boycotts (which I really think were just an attempt to save himself) and unfortunately production and his fellow housemates followed along with his **** and it angered me :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Siavash getting ejected for constant rule breaking would have been hilarious (especially since Kitten got ejected for far less) but it wasn't meant to be. The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :(

Another reason I hate Siavash is due to his 'relationship' with Noirin and I use the term relationship loosely because they like made out a few times and that's it? And then Siavash wanted to start a relationship with her but she knocked him back and he had a meltdown, and then the public took his side ffs despite the fact he was essentially cheating on his girlfriend :umm2:. The worst part of all this was during Noirin's eviction interview and Davina basically attacked her for the whole situation, saying “HE LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU” (or something like that) and it was really gross. I didn't understand why Noirin was getting all the blame when Siavash was the one previously in a relationship and was cheat... oh wait it's because she's female.

Ofc the public bought into Siavash's bull**** and liked him for being 'a character' or something (when we lost genuine characters like Angel RIP) and he managed to make the ****ing final, where he was hilariously crushed by Sophie <3333 so that's a small victory I guess, but not enough to make up for Siavash's detrimental contribution to BB10 (he's one of the main reasons I don't like it).

In conclusion: Siavash is a prick who tried to mask his audience manipulation under the pretence of selflessness and love and it made me sick. Also apparently he was a male model :umm2:

Saving Pete, he gets too much hate imo

[reece(:]

save Saffia, cut Rex
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REX NEWMARK - BB9, 4th place
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Rex is THAT guy that BB producers cast every so often which many viewers get behind because they are the self obsessed hunk with a pretentious attitude. This attitude is shown almost straight away in his VT with the overplayed "kicked out of # schools card" and bragging about his job/earnings..:sleep: He's not even that good looking.. All I remember of him from the first few weeks was taking over the kitchen and being all high and mighty about it (why oh why did Alexandra have to rub his ego in chipgate :rolleyes:) but normally I'd find kitchen battleaxes such as Carole or Mutha P fun however Rex was just awfully self important his ways of going about it like just because you're a chef in a restaurant doesn't mean everyone else should not get a look in at mealtime.. And he's not good at being funny/troll-y at all, what he did to Jen's picture wasn't amusing and the way he went about it afterwards which triggered fightnight 2.0 was just tiring to watch. Iirc he was also quite sleazy in week 1 as he would flirt heavily with Stephanie even though he had a girlfriend on the outside world, who I'll get to next. The alliance of him, Mohamed and Darnell was also an awful threesome that we had to put up with for 3 months.

The Nicole/Rex saga was incredibly tiring also, the whole three weeks of her being there was an awful tirade of emotional abuse from Rex, which you could see was breaking down and damaging to Nicole as she would constantly rely on his approval on things. The whole saga was just really depressing and creepy as Rex kept trying to urge Nicole to spill on her outside world info (which was him getting bashed in the papers for allegedly cheating). so yeah, gj for being a sociopath.

He gets championed for being one of those "legends" that "tells it like it is" and "winds them all up" (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN ANYMORE) thus letting said housemate get away with awful antics like targeting most women of the house but being too afraid to confront men (like when he actively dragged the likes of Dale/Stuart but would then kiss their behinds in person). The wonderful stuff he got up to includes but is not limited to calling Bex a fat ****... and hurling abusive remarks at Rachel who often had his corner... and childishly gurning and being passive aggressive at Lisa.... and contributing alongside Darnell to the bullying of Sara "the *****". But like true comeuppance style with these "legends" (such as Marq's eviction against Harry, John James being quad-clocked, Ziggy flopping at the end after sizzling out etc etc) he got CLOCKED at the very end of the show as the girls he was antagonising crushed him in the final and thus he flopped out in 4th place. I'm sure there's more awful antics to him (such as refusing to wear pink underwear for a task or other misogynistic **** like trashing Maysoon because she was not as sexual in the house as she was in her VT...) but I cba to go anymore in depth on HMs that I cannot fathom. Rex returned in BB10 to shock the housemates because he's such a WINDUP and SO FUNNY lols <3 URGH. He is the definition of overrated and thankfully he has been snubbed ever since.

[Marsh.]

What a mess.

[Jack_]

Save Dexter evict Caroline

yaaaaaasss :cheer2:

save Sarah cut rex

SAVE AND REPLACE PAULINE

(aside from cutting Rex which I'll ignore) DO THE LORD'S WORK RESURRECT HA <333333

[MB.]

What a mess.

I'm guessing you haven't read any of the previous rounds