BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[MB.]

Let's just all agree that Harriet and Marc were both awful

[EspeonBB]

253.
Mario Mugan (BB11)

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/7/75/Mario.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130528173353

I really don't have the energy to be writing about Mario right now but he was just a unfun bore, which is awful, especially in a series full on unfun bores such as BB11. He *randomly* became the mole in the BB11 week 1 task and it would have been better if he failed but unfortunately he passed and we were all subjected to 11 weeks(!!!) of him :rolleyes: He never had anything interesting to say and always talked about like aliens and whatnot. What else... he had some weird love/hate relationship with Corin and he was obsessed with Ben and tried to turn him gay and it was really uncomfortable to watch. Then he somehow managed to come in third and ruined the third place goddess club (well Liam ruined it in BB8 but whatever).

Anyway Mario is really just a bore who outstayed his welcome

Save Stephanie, an underrated first boot

Mario write up is done lol

[Shaun]

let's all agree to use our final passes on Lesley Brain

[Daniel-X]

BB16: Marc

oopp

I don't get the hate for Marc I really like him! :laugh2:

[Pete.]

Welp I'm still doing Helen's thesis

[reece(:]

let's all agree to use our final passes on Lesley Brain
:love:

[MB.]

I don't get the hate for Marc I really like him! :laugh2:

Well you also like Perez Hilton and I think that's explanation enough

Welp I'm still doing Helen's thesis

Coming for that Nobel Prize for Literature?

[EspeonBB]

Welp I'm still doing Helen's thesis

Perched for the dragging

[Daniel-X]

I'm using my pass on underrated queen Shabnam I think :love:

[MB.]

Also: Mario's giant bollock was more entertaining than he was

[reece(:]

Wishing it was a Mario double whammy, they were both dire

[Black Dagger]

let's all agree to use our final passes on Lesley Brain

Yep

[Shaun]

I see I'm going to have to be quick to save ShauMario

[Daniel-X]

Wishing it was a Mario double whammy, they were both dire

Yeah they were underrated queen Lisa only shine after Marios eviction

[MB.]

i'm just amazed i got 3 females evicted in one round

considering only one went from the past two

athangyew

[reece(:]

I'm still mustering up the energy to discuss Gos..

[Daniel-X]

I'm still mustering up the energy to discuss Gos..

Is that that fat bore from BB4? Thank god I've only seen clips

[Babayaro.]

263. (assuming JJ is 264)
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/09/06/BSBS37391.jpg

I'll label you alright you ****, it says 29p and reduced to clear. BYE.




:joker: dead

[MB.]

I'm still mustering up the energy to discuss Gos..

I guess you could talk about how a bunch of terrorists were so keen for him to stay in that they nearly blew up the house

That's... admirable

[MB.]

Where's this Hellbeast analysis

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-09/22/12/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-8713-1411401983-1.gif

[Pete.]

Evil Helen Wood
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1885855/thumbs/o-HELEN-WOOD-570.jpg?6

BB15
How apt that the worst winner of BBUK is the lowest ranking (female) winner of this ranking. Where do we start with this bitch?

Helen came to our attention when Poz gave her a pass to the final on Day 2 (a rig idk) and no one really cared because she wasn't that bad at that time. However, come Day 5 in one of the greatest Live Feed moments ever, Helen truly let her nasty out in a vicious argument with Virgin Dani where she told a glamour model to 'get a wash and an 'airbrush, you fat bitch'. Her vile Danielle hate took a nastier turn when she stooped as low as to say that Danielle, a strict Catholic, should 'shut up and **** Jesus'.

Her nastiness prevailed and by Week 2 it was notated that she had clocked up 14 formal warnings by Big Brother - an astonishing feat from someone who was not even close to being removed from production.

Not only was she nasty, she was a bully. Prime examples of this come from always attacking Jale on her looks, calling her slugsworth etc, but she had no feud with Jale? It was between Pauline and Jale not Helen and Jale. Furthermore, her bullying Matthew was truly awful. Let me remind y'all. Matthew said one comment against the game they were playing in the lounge. Helen reacts by screeching '**** OFFF THEN! BORE OFFF! BORE OFFF!' and the infamous chant 'ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT!'. Matthew then retreated to the garden then Hellen followed him. After more confrontation, Helen got straight into Matthew's personal space and continued to hurl abuse at him calling him 'pigeon chested' and what not.

The Ashleigh feud was also terrible for Helen as a housemate and led to Ashleigh rising in the public's estimation (no way would she have got 2nd otherwise). I think the epitome of Helen's hate came when the mob iconically chanted 'Get Jenny [her well publicised enemy] in!'

Yes she won and all but without that awful final pass she would have been out Week 1, forgotten about, and would not have ruined another series. Speaking of which...

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/bb16_helen_exitinterview.jpg
BB16

When you don't think Helen couldn't stoop any lower, producers shoved her into the explosive, game changing Timebomb bunker.

Well... on the very first night we knew the £100k changed nothing about Helen except maybe her nose. She openly told Nikki to '**** off home', she said in the Diary Room that she liked Jade more watching the feeds than at home but then still nominated her with willingness and glee.

As for her inside the main house she was even worse. She called out Victor for being a drug dealer with zero evidence at all just because he warned Marq to stay away from Helen. Moreover, her vicious fighting Brian reached a climax when she likened him to a rapist and a murderer - a new low for her and a show. This led Brian, a grown man, to visibly shaken by her comments. Brian then scaled the wall (ICONIC) and generated over 1,000 Ofcom complaints in under 24 hours. Good going sis!

The time finally came for Helen to leave, hopefully forever, and she left to one of the worst receptions on Channel 5, and by their standards that's something.

I also save big breasted goddess Sophie :love:
Here we go Helen haters/stans

[Daniel-X]

Waiting for Helens analysis is making me ver nous about what Pete's going to write

Nvm

[Black Dagger]

Goddess isn't one word I'd use for Sophie Reade

[MB.]

(also Aaron was the first winner out of the ranking)

But still :clap1:

[Pete.]

Oh lmao

[reece(:]

The Helen lashings :clap1:

Cameron should be the first winner out tho

[Daniel-X]

I like Helen but Pete boy was that rant and half and a good one!

[reece(:]

on the very first night we knew the £100k changed nothing about Helen except maybe her nose.

Orangu

[EspeonBB]

Yes DRAG that thing :clap1:

[Jason.]

Wow this game still going on. I've missed so much.

[Daniel-X]

The Helen lashings :clap1:

Cameron should be the first winner out tho

Just waiting for you now honz

[reece(:]

Just waiting for you now honz
Other Dan still has to choose too I think

[MB.]

I wouldn't have wasted my breath on Helen and would have instead written a couple of paragraphs on the career of Helen Mirren so that's very... democratic of you

[Daniel-X]

Expecting a lot of bores out now after all the hated lot are out (oh and I'm expecting Marc)

[reece(:]

remaining: Andrew BB1, Cairon BB10, Josh BB2, Mark BB12


2 people still need to do it

[Pete.]

NAWT Josh

[reece(:]

Expecting a lot of bores out now after all the hated lot are out (oh and I'm expecting Marc)
JJ and Ife's wigs aren't safe?

[Daniel-X]

Pls get Cairon out

[EspeonBB]

Welp who still needs to do it?

[Daniel-X]

JJ and Ife's wigs aren't safe?

Nah I don't think so.

[reece(:]

Welp who still needs to do it?
Daniel_ and Jake

[reece(:]

Lemme get started on Gos (said no-one ever)

[MB.]

Not Andrew delaying us

[Macie Lightfoot]

did we already forget that I took out Aaron hours ago :3

[Daniel-X]

Lemme get started on Gos (said no-one ever)

LMAO (I watched the first week of BB4 like three years ago and turned off after Anouska left but I chat even remember this Gos properly)

[MB.]

did we already forget that I took out Aaron hours ago :3

...no :suspect:

[reece(:]

did we already forget that I took out Aaron hours ago :3
Everyone trying to forget Aaron's presence?

[Pete.]

Lemme get started on Gos (said no-one ever)
Maybe you should fake a bomb scare so you can put it off for a day

[Pete.]

Everyone trying to forget Aaron's presence?
Yh

[MB.]

(I think it's more of a case of people trying to block Aaron's win from their memories)

[Daniel-X]

This thread slowly dying for the night... :welp:

[Black Dagger]

Kmt at this shade.

[Jason.]

I know where you live.

[Jason.]

...well that went well

[Daniel-X]

...well that went well

Which two you hoping go out of the four left?

[Jason.]

who are the four left?

[Shaun]

I'm personally hoping Mark & Andrew go

Cairon's banana prolapse can wait, and in hindsight I just picked Josh as a "I don't really remember ha" option

[Daniel-X]

who are the four left?

Andrew - BB1
Josh - BB2
Cairon - BB10
Mark - BB12

[MB.]

who are the four left?

Andrew, Josh, Cairon and Mark

[reece(:]

cut Gos save Tashie
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Herjender "Gos" Gosal - BB4 - 7th place
http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/televisionuk/891334/gos.jpg
(Ali G got fat?)


There's so little to say about Gos that it's a shame I had to waste a writeup on him, but he's got to GO. Be gone Gos, disappear, it wasn't hard in BB4 - it's a DONE DEAL here. Gos was a chef, an ogre, killjoy and worst yet, he was aligned to and enabled both Cameron and Steph (vom) who were both worse than him. Gos is the epitome of a Big Brother bore, especially an infuriating one as whilst your favourite housemates leave one by one (justice 4 Sissy, Tania, Jon, Anouska and Federico), Gos remains. Gos remains and conquers in his land of boredom, or the kitchen.

What's painfully annoying and hilarious at the same time is that Gos was delayed out of the house due to a bomb scare :joker::joker: So, although we had to endure him another day, it was frankly delicious that he left the house to no audience (as if they'd show up for his demise anyhow :joker:). Sadly, the eviction of Gos would not aid the series in anyway as his work was done as power duo Steph and Cameron continued to wreak their evil without him.

Gos was eligible to return to the house but thankfully he was shooed for good , as no-one could recall a housemate named Gos in BB4. Since BB4 I've seen him on BOTS once, but I wasn't sure it was him or whether I was hallucinating.

Even today, you can hear avid BB fans chirping, what is a Gos? We probably won't ever know.
.

[MB.]

lol Herjender

[Daniel-X]

I'm personally hoping Mark & Andrew go

Cairon's banana prolapse can wait, and in hindsight I just picked Josh as a "I don't really remember ha" option

Hmm I think I want Mark out as I can't see the opportunity cropping up again soon. I want Cairon out also though.

Your sig gives me life... Pasty sets Claire on fire with a Molotov

[Jason.]

Dislike all four, TBH.

I'd say Andrew and Mark to go.

[reece(:]

lol Herjender
#GetYourLife

[MB.]

...Gos was on BOTS? How? Why?

[Daniel-X]

Anouska to be top BB4 housemate :love:

[Daniel-X]

...Gos was on BOTS? How? Why?

Jack and Joe are frequently on why is this so unbelievable

[Jason.]

...Gos was on BOTS? How? Why?

this

[Daniel.]

Cairon Hill

http://smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb10/pics_inset/bb10_2009_cairon_inset.jpg

I'm not too sure on what to say about Cairon, well beause there's not much to discuss. Lost and forgotten amongst the many characters of BB10 and BBUK in general, Cairon was generally a bore with a nasty streak. He hated Sree, argued with him, served Tesco Kinga by shoving a banana up his ass and made friends with Siavash, so his terrible choice of friends is enough reason for him to be out! Gurl bye.

[MB.]

Oh I've found it

It's basically Gos shouting "IT WAS NINE YEARS AGO" several times at Jamie East and then they go to the pub together and there was apparently some humour to be found there

[Shaun]

I can live with that

[MB.]

Cairon's out faster than that banana

[Jason.]

I don't remember much of Cairon, But then again, I don't remember much of most Week 2 boots, TBH.

[Pete.]

Gos was on BOTS? Barrel = scraped

[Jason.]

Cairon's out faster than that banana

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/13/24AC7BE400000578-2908847-image-a-90_1421183597973.jpg

[reece(:]

...Gos was on BOTS? How? Why?
It was some daft chef segment iirc. I don't really want to remember.

[Pete.]

Cairon was nasty to Sree imo

[MB.]

2OLqZP4Grxs

(4-ish minutes in if you have a proxy) (and are willing to watch a video of Gos)

[reece(:]

2OLqZP4Grxs

(4-ish minutes in if you have a proxy) (and are willing to watch a video of Gos)
How did you even find that :joker:

[MB.]

How did you even find that :joker:

Don't even ask.

[Jason.]

what reece said
can't believe you actually bothered searching it

[MB.]

As I said, "lol remember early Channel 5 BB"

[reece(:]

welp @ Jamie East finding Gos in an abandoned industrial estate.

MESS.

[Jason.]

off to watch more cbb3 now.

[reece(:]

He had more screentime in that BOTS segment than his 44 days in the house.

[MB.]

Fun fact: there are more people featured in that VT than people who have ever been watching 5* at any given time

[reece(:]

omg @ how small the audience is after the Gos segment.

[reece(:]

Jake has Andrew and Mark to pick from.

[MB.]

Wow I wouldn't envy him right now!!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!11

[MB.]

(I can see why they axed weekend BOTS now)

[reece(:]

Remaining:

BB1: 11/11
BB2: 11/11
BB3: 13/14
BB4: 11/13
BB5: 13/13
BB6: 15/16
BB7: 22/22
BB8: 18/23
BB9: 19/21
BB10: 20/22
BB11: 18/21
BB12: 14/15
BB13: 16/17
BB14: 13/14
BB15: 15/19
BB16: 17/18

[Jake.]

Right, if I have Andrew and Mark to pick from then I eliminate Mark and save Andrew

(I'll do my writeup this evening because I have work :3)

[reece(:]

The next nominator will be Espeon after Daniel and Jake's writeups

[Daniel-X]

The next nominator will be Espeon after Daniel and Jake's writeups

Has Lucas done his on Billi?

[reece(:]

Has Lucas done his on Billi?
He did a sentence :joker: I think he was distraught over Helen at the time so who knows if he will add to it

[MB.]

More than Billi deserves tbh

[Daniel-X]

He did a sentence :joker: I think he was distraught over Helen at the time so who knows if he will add to it

More than Billi deserves tbh

Btw hunnys you need to get involved with my fantasy elimination game again I miss u both :(

[Daniel.]

I have no idea what to write about Ciaron so have been holding it off, expect it an hour or so though

[reece(:]

Btw hunnys you need to get involved with my fantasy elimination game again I miss u both :(
Perched for a cast of BGC alumni

[reece(:]

All I can remember about Cairon is he wore his trousers around his knees, was in lust with Siavash and argued with Sree once....

[Pete.]

I have no idea what to write about Ciaron so have been holding it off, expect it an hour or so though
Talk about his awful alliance with Siavash and his vile confrontation with Sree

[Daniel-X]

Perched for a cast of BGC alumni

You can do next series' cast if you like but I don't know if Daniel_ is doing it or not. Natalie Nunn was in this last series tho

[MB.]

Cairon also stuck a banana up his Jacksie Travers if that's something you'd... um... like to write about.

[Black Dagger]

He did a sentence :joker: I think he was distraught over Helen at the time so who knows if he will add to it

He isn't getting anymore. I told Shaun on Mic all I was writing about him was "he's trash" so he's lucky he's got more than that :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Oh and I never got the banana thing. I remember in his VT, the voiceover was like are you gay? And he got all pissy about it Lmao.

[reece(:]

Currently Billi is representing all the homeless citizens worldwide.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/575371992599293952/OBBVsbQn.jpeg

[EspeonBB]

The next nominator will be Espeon after Daniel and Jake's writeups

I'm ready to turf some of these awful people OUT
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhvorBlC11r3ovdbo1_400.gif

[MB.]

I'm going to be left with a load of bores and, like, Vanessa Nimmo aren't I

[Jake.]

Will hopefully have mine done within the hour

[reece(:]

I'm ready to turf some of these awful people OUT
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhvorBlC11r3ovdbo1_400.gif
Perched for seeing some of the leftovers from my round

[Babayaro.]

Cairon did what with a banana?

[reece(:]

Cairon did what with a banana?
-3gQPYEoq0Q

[Babayaro.]

messy

[Daniel-X]

Me waiting for this round to be over

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/screaming-skeleton-coffin-6532022.jpg

[MB.]

That's a nice picture of Eileen

[Daniel-X]

That's a nice picture of Eileen

*Lesley Brain

[Jake.]

k doing it now

[Jake.]

Mark Henderson
Big Brother 12 (Walked)

http://www.bigbroweb.co.uk/BB12/hms/mark-henderson.jpg

Whilst the vast majority of people tend to wipe Big Brother 2011 from their memories, a fair few will remember Mark (who can only be described as a mix of Martin Fowler and any simpleton). Whilst Mark kind of gets eliminated by default (I've never seen the series in which the other house mate starred in), I do have my reasons.

Fitting in with the "thick and fit" cast of BB12, Mark was the first in and was memorised with the egg-shaped bath... gr8. He scheduled a naked conga dance... gr8. He then left around the halfway mark... I think you can see where I'm going with this.

"Mark left the house voluntarily by walking after stating that he felt trapped, bored and could no longer cope with the routine"... He should count himself lucky he wasn't watching himself.

[Black Dagger]

The whole "I hate the attention" reason for leaving but was naked every day afterwards on BOTS. Urgh

[Pete.]

All the girls say
"Sashay! Shantay! Panther on the runway!"

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg

Do it. Do it. Oh
All the boys say, "Welcome to the jungle!"

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg

She's so wild! So animal!
She's gonna work that sexy body! So sexual!
She's like a female phenomenon. She's a glamazon
A female phenomenon. A glama-z-a-a-on

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg

[Shaun]

I am very happy with this result

[Lostie!]

The whole "I hate the attention" reason for leaving but was naked every day afterwards on BOTS. Urgh

Was that seriously his reason for leaving? :umm2:

The same guy who nominated someone for singing Disney songs when he did something "funny" and risked it not being shown. :idc:

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I am sure he walked because he couldn't cope with the cameras anymore

[Daniel-X]

Kemal for drag race series eight? Lesley for guest panelist?

[MB.]

The same guy who nominated someone for singing Disney songs when he did something "funny" and risked it not being shown. :idc:

Who did that? :laugh:

(spoiler: I didn't really watch much BB12)

[Daniel-X]

Yeah I am sure he walked because he couldn't cope with the cameras anymore

Yeah it was he was an idiot one of the worst of BB12

[Pete.]

Mark was truly dire and would have easily made Top 3 :umm2:

[Black Dagger]

He would have won I reckon

[EspeonBB]

I'm ready to nominate
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg

[MB.]

I save Helen

[Daniel-X]

Mark was truly dire and would have easily made Top 3 :umm2:

4sure

[Pete.]

He would have won I reckon
I think he was guaranteed 2nd place because the Aaron fanbase was stronger

[Lostie!]

Who did that? :laugh:

(spoiler: I didn't really watch much BB12)

Mark, BB12's resident Mr Funny. I sort of liked him because he was a nice guy but his desperation to be "the funny one" infuriated me. :laugh:

I just did a search and I remembered it slightly wrong, he nominated Tashie for dressing like Disney characters when he did something funny and risked them not showing it. Same difference. I refuse to believe someone who's so eager to get airtime for his "funny" moments would leave because he can't deal with the cameras anymore. :unsure:

[MB.]

Mark, BB12's resident Mr Funny. I sort of liked him because he was a nice guy but his desperation to be "the funny one" infuriated me. :laugh:

I just did a search and I remembered it slightly wrong, he nominated Tashie for dressing like Disney characters when he did something funny and risked them not showing it. Same difference. I refuse to believe someone who's so eager to get airtime for his "funny" moments would leave because he can't deal with the cameras anymore. :unsure:

(yeah, I meant the other person. Good old Tashie)

[Pete.]

Tashie 4 final pass?

[Daniel-X]

Tashie 4 final pass?

*Shabnam

[Lostie!]

I'd love her even more if she did it on purpose to sabotage his plan for airtime. :hee:

Something tells me she wasn't that calculated, though... :whistle:

[Pete.]

*Shabnam
*Nicky Maxwell

[Black Dagger]

Helen 4 final pass. Oh wait :idc:

[MB.]

John Loughton 4 final pass

[Jack_]

Mark is one of the greatest walkers of all time :clap1: and he'd probably have won BB12 had he not left

When they constantly had him naked on BOTS, what a ****ing trashy mess <333

[Pete.]

Josie 4 final pass and quadruple eviction to follow to get rid of Josie's competition

[Daniel-X]

Gos for final pass
Laura McAdams for final pass
Isaac Stout for final pass

[Jack_]

oop I didn't realise all these people had basically said the same thing

[Shaun]

i am being deadly serious when I say I am throwing my final pass at Belinda Harris-Reid

[Pete.]

I'm ready to nominate
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96477_5.gif

[MB.]

i am being deadly serious when I say I am throwing my final pass at Belinda Harris-Reid

I am throwing my body at Belinda Harris-Reid

[Lostie!]

i am being deadly serious when I say I am throwing my final pass at Belinda Harris-Reid

Do it! :clap1:

Belinda Belinda Belinda was amazing amazing amazing.

[Daniel-X]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96477_5.gif

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2240722.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Celebrity-Big-Brother-2013.jpg

[Shaun]

I am throwing my body at Belinda Harris-Reid

great, now I'm imagining her lip-syncing to Xtina's 'Your Body'

























thank you

[Jack_]

Gos for final pass
Laura McAdams for final pass
Isaac Stout for final pass

not you lumping underrated God Isaac that could've been great into a post with two categorical dullards :nono:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Aaron was always winning BB12 lbr.

I didn't think Mark was that bad actually! He was annoying at times but he was genuine in his annoyingness so I'm more forgiving

[EspeonBB]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96477_5.gif

Sis, Daniel_ still has to do his write up. Then I can nominate some people

[MB.]

great, now I'm imagining her lip-syncing to Xtina's 'Your Body'

When will the Make-A-Wish Foundation

[Daniel-X]

Sis, Daniel_ still has to do his write up. Then I can nominate some people

Ugh, these write ups are becoming a chore for some

[Pete.]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2240722.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Celebrity-Big-Brother-2013.jpg
Buy I'm All Dressed Up on iTunes and stream on Apple Music

[Pete.]

(Ali G got fat?)

[Shaun]

#replaceDaniel_

#withidkJack_forthevariety

[Pete.]

#replaceDaniel_

#withidkJack_forthevariety
#BattleoftheUnderscores

[MB.]

Well if we're naming replacements I nominate the_truth

[MB.]

(or waterhog because who wouldn't want a poem about Jo Butler)

[Black Dagger]

_LucasMichael_ gets two decisions imo

[Shaun]

I'm dancing a lot
I'm taking shots
And I'm feeling fine

I'm kissing all the boys and girls
Someone call the doctor cause I lost my mind

Cause I'm doing things that I normally won't do
The old me's gone I feel brand new
And if you don't like it **** you


http://images4-d.ravelrycache.com/uploads/belindaharrisreid/232913353/DSC03121_small2.JPG

[MB.]

#BelindaBelindaBelinda2016

[Pete.]

Look at me now!
I feel on top of the world in my Fashion!
Look at me now!
I feel on top of the world in my Fashion!

Looking good and feeling fine
Looking good and feeling fine
Looking good and feeling fine

(Slay, slay)

Looking good and feeling fine
Looking good and feeling fine
Looking good and feeling fine

(Slay, slay)

http://i.thisis.co.uk/274079/article/images/200348/280239.jpg

[reece(:]

Mark Henderson
Big Brother 12 (Walked)

http://www.bigbroweb.co.uk/BB12/hms/mark-henderson.jpg

Whilst the vast majority of people tend to wipe Big Brother 2011 from their memories, a fair few will remember Mark (who can only be described as a mix of Martin Fowler and any simpleton). Whilst Mark kind of gets eliminated by default (I've never seen the series in which the other house mate starred in), I do have my reasons.

Fitting in with the "thick and fit" cast of BB12, Mark was the first in and was memorised with the egg-shaped bath... gr8. He scheduled a naked conga dance... gr8. He then left around the halfway mark... I think you can see where I'm going with this.

"Mark left the house voluntarily by walking after stating that he felt trapped, bored and could no longer cope with the routine"... He should count himself lucky he wasn't watching himself.
The BOTS era when Mark was on nude every night :worry:

[Daniel-X]

#AxeDaniel_ sorry bæ

[Daniel-X]

This is the beginning of the record you like
Over and over, over and over!
This is the beginning of the record you like
Over and over, over and over!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bddd898db20ce05ff99bf70e84da59a3/tumblr_nok0452ds81sfysqqo1_250.gif

Breaking up, fading out,
Holding on until tomorrow!
Shake it off, turn around,
Won’t be long, till is a brand new day!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bddd898db20ce05ff99bf70e84da59a3/tumblr_nok0452ds81sfysqqo1_250.gif

This is the beginning, the beginning!
This is the beginning of the rest of your life!
This is the beginning, the beginning!
This is the beginning of the rest of your life!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bddd898db20ce05ff99bf70e84da59a3/tumblr_nok0452ds81sfysqqo1_250.gif

LOL NOT RLLY

[reece(:]

Daniel is still thinking long and hard on Cairon?

[Daniel-X]

Daniel is still thinking long and hard on Cairon?

Daniel has given up on this game?

[MB.]

Daniel is still thinking long and hard on Cairon?

Long and hard... like a banana?

[Daniel.]

Cairon Hill

http://smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb10/pics_inset/bb10_2009_cairon_inset.jpg

I'm not too sure on what to say about Cairon, well beause there's not much to discuss. Lost and forgotten amongst the many characters of BB10 and BBUK in general, Cairon was generally a bore with a nasty streak. He hated Sree, argued with him, served Tesco Kinga by shoving a banana up his ass and made friends with Siavash, so his terrible choice of friends is enough reason for him to be out! Gurl bye.

.

[Daniel.]

I was busy hence the delay ho's

[MB.]

Well I was going to say it would have been quicker to get Cairon to write his own entry there but

[Shaun]

*perches for the mayhem*

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6c110b8cc0a62eb260b38925a16295a5/tumblr_inline_na8e5bXwnF1qc7g7w.gif

[reece(:]

not Tesco Kinga

[MB.]

I save Helen

[reece(:]

I save Helen
Helen Adams ha early nomination?

[Pete.]

Helen Adams ha early nomination?
Justice 4 Helen

[Daniel-X]

EspeonBB having to whittle down 50 housemates to eighteen?

[reece(:]

I can see his struggle, there's still so many awful HMs

[Pete.]

I can see his struggle, there's still so many awful HMs
Ikr

[MB.]

Not Espeon having a Shaun moment and forgetting how images work

[Black Dagger]

I can't see us having similar taste so I will have to be quick here

[Shaun]

I knew how they worked I was delaying to get rid of Helen Wood's only fan :hmph:

[Jack_]

I can't see us having similar taste so I will have to be quick here

i'm counting on you to do the work of Jesus hun

[Daniel-X]

I save Pol Pot

[reece(:]

I knew how they worked I was delaying to get rid of Helen Wood's only fan :hmph:
You better be ready to snatch Joel

[Pete.]

You better be ready to snatch Joel
I'm ready to snatch too but Shaun will be the better dragger

[Black Dagger]

I knew how they worked I was delaying to get rid of Helen Wood's only fan :hmph:

I still hate you for that. You can play Rocket League by yourself hmph

[Daniel-X]

I've just checked who's online and EspeonBB is just searching the forums (yh not like we're waiting or nuthing)

[MB.]

I still hate you for that. You can play Rocket League by yourself hmph

I'm guessing that's a euphemism

[reece(:]

I've just checked who's online and EspeonBB is just searching the forums (yh not like we're waiting or nuthing)
Him waiting until the early hours so his worst ones get snatched?

[Pete.]

I've just checked who's online and EspeonBB is just searching the forums (yh not like we're waiting or nuthing)
Perched?

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/big-brother-power-trip-460x285.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Him waiting until the early hours so his worst ones get snatched?

Him keeping us waiting for suspense only to find out that he's nominated all the bores?

[EspeonBB]

Who is perched?
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg

[Pete.]

Who is perched?
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg
Everyone lmao

[reece(:]

Everyone lmao
So messy

[Daniel-X]

Who is perched?
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48237000/jpg/_48237079_74359487.jpg

Eileen

[Daniel-X]

I'll only be nominating in December at this rate

[Jake.]

I'll only be nominating in December at this rate

The "year in a day" task making a re-visit?

[Daniel-X]

The "year in a day" task making a re-visit?

MayB?

[reece(:]

"the suspense is driving me crazy" ~Coolio

[MB.]

Basic nominations for a basic bitch?

[EspeonBB]

http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedDismalAkitainu.gif

~Espeon's Nominations~

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/03/jonny.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/cameron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/05/marco.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/richard.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/mikey.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/liam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/luke.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/mohamed.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/siavash.png

Jonny Ragan (BB3) | Cameron Stout (BB4) | Marco Sabba (BB5) | Richard Newmark (BB7) | Mikey Dalton (BB7) | Liam McGough (BB8) | Luke Marsden (BB9) | Mohamed Whatever (BB9) | Siavash Sabbaghpour (BB10)


http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/frederick.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/aden.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/arron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/rebecca.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/wolfy.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/marlon.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/kimberly.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/marc.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/joel.png


Freddie Fisher (BB10) | Aden Theobold (BB12) | Arron Lowe (BB13) | Becky Hannon (BB13) | Wolfy Millington (BB14) | Marlon Wallen (BB15) | Kimberly Kisselovich (BB15) | Marq O'Neill (BB16) | "JoelTory" Williams (BB16)

Have fun :spin: x

[reece(:]

cut Marc save wolfy
----------------------
Marq/c/k/cq O'Neill - 9th place, BB16
http://www4.evoke.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/m1.jpg
no, this isn't Satan's doctor...

Gone about 20 places too late, is our resident series ruiner, Marq/c/k/w.e. O'Neill of BB16; which recently departed from our screens (thank GOD!). One of the many cúúnts championed by most of the forum and public alike as the saviour of the series, which frankly leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth on this arsehole, Marq entered BB16 as his polar opposite Kieran was spun out and Marq was spat back out at us...from what we saw in the first few minutes, he seemed to be the essex like lad type, pumped up by steroids and after the birds. However, a few hours later the forum was up in arms about this massive FIGHTNIGHT-esque row or w.e. that had broken out with Danny and Marq. This was the first of many letdowns to come. Marq in his first week trolled up to the max, but I felt this was him at his best... the one thing I will give him is his respect and relationship with Eileen which I thought was quite endearing and the best he had to offer throughout the whole show.

Sadly, Eileen left after a week in his company. And by then he was most certainly already burnt out by picking fights with almost everyone and spouting unnecessary misogynistic bull**** (for shock value? who knows, who cares..) to everyone in hearing range. Into his second week, it felt like the show was going through deja vu nightly, as we would watch the same process of Marc upsetting someone, them getting angry, him goading them and it being defused by BB. The only good of this was bringing out the best in other HMs as they clocked onto his BS (Chloe <3 Harry <3 Jade <3 Jack <3 Aisleyne <3). The most notable feud was with fiery dominatrix Harry-Amelia who challenged his **** and would not stand for his torment FULLSTOP<3. The producers informed us in his second week that he was once again, exempt as the vote would be into a bunker with some legends. Obviously, Marq leaves and gets to watch them in the safe house with his new friends.

If Day 18-32 Marq wasn't bad enough, the following 2 weeks are possibly the reincarnation of satan on live TV, along with satan's sidekick as much loved legend :rolleyes::rolleyes: Helen Wood is bombed back into the fold as she joins the bunker. Fueled by Helen's hate for everyone and everything humane, Marq randomly decides to start picking on his only ally/showmancer Sam for jumping his ship as soon as it sank as he watches on. The return of Marq and the legends into the house was championed by the producers to be "EXPLOSIVE!" but it was anything but? Helen and Marq decide to turn the tables on Harry (who was gracious at Marq's defeat) and nominate her live with some "home truths" which is championed around here but really was just a load of contrived poison from the evil duo. Thankfully the public didn't buy their BS and saved Harry <3<3.

Marq's third and fourth weeks in the house came with some lovely blatant rigging as Marc is granted two MORE(!!!!!!) exemptions from eviction, with the reasoning being that timewarp week has frozen the state of play in the house :joker::joker:. After two weeks of reigning with Helen, she's chucked out on her ears to a cathedral of boos <3 with Marq's other neutral ally in the house being evicted too :love: His last week in the house is flipped on it's head as TRUE BB legend Aisleyne is thrown into the mix to mirror back his antagonising and make his life hell for his final days <3<3<3. His ending was righteous as Harry slayed him and finally ended the 35 day highlight replay that we were subjected to. Without Marq, the house was allowed to progress beyond us vs him and the narrative was able to continue. But for me, it was frankly too little too late (JoJo promo), Marc ruined BB16 and took this godawful show to new lows as he was actively encouraged to keep doing his **** for the drams or lols or bants or w.e. it's cloaked as. The show was criticised as being boring before Marq entered, but imo it was natural flowing, organic and not based around contrived drama regurgitated for 35 days. What's hilarious in it all is this man was 30 year old, which makes it even more offensive than past perpetrators such as the John Jameses and Maxwells of the world. I hope to the LORD that we don't get another Marq, his presence even ruined the forum atmosphere for me and many.. as it became Danny vs Marq in finding who made the most offensive tweets / wished death on the most people / did the most grim **** etcetera etcetera.

Yeah I'm tired of writing on him now and hope to never have to again, so good riddance Marq, you awful human being.

[Daniel-X]

243rd - Becky Hannon - BB13:

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/31/300x225/bb_day-60_conor-is-evicted-6.jpg

#C'monYaBastards

No. Just no. Becky entered the house and set her sights on poor Deana. Deana was a weak link at the house at the time she wasn't particularly liked so Becky saw her chance and decided to attack Deana in hopes she could stay in the house. Deana felt betrayed and Becky assured her that she did like her genuinely. This reassurance from Becky lasted around another day before the fat mess quickly latched herself onto the 'popular' group inside the house and targeted the outsiders. Her VT meant nothing also she came across as this fun loving cheery girl who would win over the public. This was not the case.

Becky managed to stay in the house and practically didn't mind being thrown under the bus by her so called 'friends'. Oh no she'd rather get someone who cared about her like Queen Lauren Carre get targeted. Is this the most idiotic housemate of all time I present you with? Her friend group didn't even like her. No.

Hypocrite much? Yes. She didn't mind joining in making fun of Deana 'Hahahaha she eats cornflakes with her hands' but when Luke made a comment about her BMI she lost it and threatened to quit having a full blown torrent of madness at Luke and throwing comments left right and centre before breaking down and then admitting she'd been keeping luxury food items under her bed while her housemates where on basic rations.

Why didn't we just vote in the Indian Brian Dowling Bhavesh as he dubbed himself?


I save Jonny

[MB.]

242nd. Kimberly Kisselovich (BB15)

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/25/618x347/bb_kimberly1_1.jpg

RUN:// KIMBOT WRITE-UP

Cast your minds back to June 2014. A simpler time, when American boob model Kimberly “Kimberly “Kimbot” Nyitray” Kisselovich entered the Big Brother house and immediately sort of snatched everyone’s wigs with her cold, sarky, not-one-damn-given-Botox-may-have-been-involved persona. She pretty much breezed through the early stages, often being righteous, funny or both, offering a helping hand to the ‘good’ housemates (was there or was there not an alliance involving her and Danielle? Imagine that lasting), shutting down the awful ones and kinda becoming this generation’s Germaine Greer in the process (thank god Marlon’s already been eliminated from this ranking) and generally being a breath of fresh air in the form of a Playboy bunny. Could this be our new third place goddess, or perhaps our first ever American/artificial intelligence winner?

Well as anyone who’s watched past, say, Day 12 of BB15 will tell you, no. Because it turned out we were all wrong about Kimbot all along and she was in fact an emotionless humanoid bred to inflict tedium and Steven Goode-shaped babies on the nation. Aside from her growing closeness to the ‘cool gang’ of the house, Kimberly really began to unravel (or whatever the robotic equivalent is. Malfunction? No, that came later) during the séance task, which killed one potentially good housemate dead in their tracks and birthed another. Yes, you didn’t think I’d get 200 words through this write-up without mentioning Ashleigh, did you? Oh boy no. In circumstances that I can’t quite remember considering all tasks from BB15 onwards blend into one giant, disease-ridden pile, she took Kimbot down several pegs during that task, probably far enough down to be on Steven’s level. And we all know how that ended.

Yes, in an attempt to replicate human emotions that went horribly, horribly wrong, Kimbot made the mistake of trying to mate with Steven “Ironic Surname” Goode, spawning a multitude of hashtags and crowd chants and sharp increases in sales of brain bleach along the way. Basically they shagged lol. And Steven’s attempts to impregnate Kimbot weren’t the early things that ended in disaster regarding their relationship: if you’ve forgotten (I envy you if you have), Steven sort of turned out to be the boyfriend from hell and demanded that Kimbot destroy pictures of her ex and do all these other terribly psychopathic things and I’m not really going to much detail at all with this write-up but only because I wouldn’t be able to afford the therapy costs and then one day she managed to escape when Steven had accidentally left the cellar door open and that was Kimbot. The circumstances regarding her departure still seem very creepy to me (and not just because we lost Danielle instead), what with the whole going-on-BOTS-a-week-afterwards-with-a-pillow-up-your-dress thing and the whole it-isn’t-even-possible-to-have-an-ectopic-pregnancy-that-soon-is-it thing and the whole Steven-replacing-her-with-a-literal-robot so I won’t delve too far into those either, but what I will say is that they’re now married (like, she consented and everything. Really. I know), is facing deportation, and has the worst lips in the history of lips. Like, it did seem to me that she (as with most of the cast) was keen on using Big Brother as a platform to become a celebrity, I just didn’t think that the celebrity in question would be Leslie Ash.

Kimbot’s tale is a sad one, not just because she’s legally part of the Goode clan and now has to go with them on their Sunday spa trips, but because she could have been a classic housemate. Yet all she got out of Big Brother was an irritating husband and the face of a duck. #poorkim

Postscript: NYITRAY?!?!

I'm saving Joel because I enjoy seeing people suffer.

[Daniel.]

Arron Lowe

http://www.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/bb13/profile/arron.jpg

I'm glad I managed to get Arron out because he's personally in my bottom five housemates of all time, down there with the likes of Conor and Helen. He really was that bad. So, Arron, had a generic VT a good looking guy has "I'm a ladies man, I'm good looking" all that bull**** and he looked to be irrelevant filler. However Queen Deana Uppal, as she did with pretty much every other person in the BB13 cast, managed to make him relevant by dragging him for filth every time he tried to come for her to impress his ogre best friend Conor. Remember when Arron threw a splash of water on Deana and she then thre the whole cup at him, or when he said "I din't weae this for you to be drunk" (he was wearing that red suit at the time) and she shut him down until he had nothing left to say? Let's not forget "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", anyway these are all great Deana things because all Arron did was suck Conor's ass, bully Deana and walk around topless. Not forgetting his ever so ~hilarious~ and ~entertaining~ pranks like switching the light off or jumping in the pool when he wasn't meant to! #rebelheart. Arron was trash and his eviction is the best of all time for me too.

Save Liam

[Black Dagger]

Evict Luke, save Siavash

[Pete.]

Mikey Dalton
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/01/30/VernonKay460.jpg

Only a few things really spring to mind when you think of the enigma that was Mikey. The first impression the viewers got from Mikey's VT was that he was a sexist pig but this role was filled by Sleazy Sezer instead so he faded into the background for a couple of weeks until Grace took pity on him and threw him a storyline (and ironically formed one of the romances BBUK has produced).

The few times Mikey actually spoke it was because he was shouting at someone. His arch nemesis was Richard of course and attacked him first in Week 2 when he overheard Richard bitching about Imogen while Mikey and Glyn were doing their times tables - something Richard Brand was keen to repeat in jest on Big Mouth. There came a stage where they would argue every Thursday evening and Mikey would usually start it. He also famously fumed at Nikki for stealing her beer as well as with Jennie (but she destroyed his sexist ass several times - queen).

Mikey's downfall came though when he randomly fought with Glyn (his supposed best friend) and he was evicted to crippling boos over Mutha Susie. Justification in the highest order.

Ironically I save King Richard

[Shaun]

Save Richard
Eliminate Mikey

[Shaun]

oh pete my spirit animal <3

[Daniel.]

Marc finally out, shame he isn't bottom three though

[Jake.]

cut Aden, save Luke

[Pete.]

oh pete my spirit animal <3
If only one of us got Joel out <////3

[reece(:]

Marc finally out, shame he isn't bottom three though
Joel needs to go next:fan:

[Shaun]

in that case... save Marco, evict Marlon I suppose

[reece(:]

Someone GET Cameron OUT

[Pete.]

Someone GET Cameron OUT
Thirsty

[Black Dagger]

Joel staying is vom worthy.

[Pete.]

Joel staying is vom worthy.
.

[MB.]

If only one of us got Joel out <////3

:fan:

(lol I don't even like Joel that much)

[reece(:]

Joel staying is vom worthy.
The rankers are baying for his blood next round :fan:

[EspeonBB]

Why is Freddie's picture under Frederick on Brantsteele :umm2:

[Shaun]

so the ones that're left are

Greedy Mo
Cameron
Kimberly
Freddie

any others?

[Jack_]

MB in good decision shocker :clap1:

[MB.]

(I also don't hate Kim that much I'd rather write about her than, say, Mo)

[Babayaro.]

Luke looks ridiculously twattish in that photo

[Black Dagger]

MB in good decision shocker :clap1:

YOURE LYING /Rylan

[Macie Lightfoot]

WHY would anyone save Joel or Siavash omfg. YOU WAIT YOU ****ING WAIT -Ashleigh Hughes -me.

Anyway who is left for me to choose from?

[MB.]

MB in good decision shocker :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/7LaXf3X.gif

[Pete.]

I have to think about aggressive Mikey's worst bits now

[Macie Lightfoot]

Imma cut Freddie and save Mohamed I guess?

--

#. Freddie "Halfwit" "Fred****" Fisher (BB10)

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/BB10-Freddie-f4-431x300.jpg

omfg his gesticulations are the worst.

So yeah, I can't stand Freddie at all and neither could the rest of the BB10 cast! He became an easy nominations target because he would over-enunciate random words and drone on about politics and other **** and was just generally a snooty privileged rich kid, but unfortunately there's nothing more that the GBP loves more than an early series victim! Freddie quickly became That Housemate who was placed on a pedestal where he could do no wrong and everyone else was constantly wronging him, he would keep getting nominated in a head-to-head eviction, he would get like 30% of the vote to evict at most, and then a much better HM like Sophia or Angel or Sree would be evicted :rolleyes: It was like this for a whole month and it was painfully predictable. I personally think that the early weeks of BB10 are some of the worst in franchise history and I place a lot of the blame on the predictability surrounding Fred****.

Freddie was just really ****ing annoying. Like, he'd drone on and on about ~the sheep~ and ~the wolves~ which make sense, but then his analogies wouldbecome so ****ing convoluted with ~wolves in sheep's clothing~ and ~*~ the individuals~*~ and it was ****ing nauseating how he'd act like he and Siavash and Marcus were all like-minded individuals when that wasn't the case at all. Freddie would also LOVE to spew out bull**** comments about how "I don't care if I'm nominated every week but surely the show will be boring once I'm evicted :3" like what. Just shut up, you so care about being nominated. I had more than enough of this **** from ****ing Ziggy, and I did NOT want to have to hear it all again from a ****ing twat politician (I'm looking at you too, Joel Squarepants.)

THANKFULLY though, BB10 was 93 ****ing days and since Freddie was the early series favorite his **** wore off like no other. I'm quite outspoken against 93 day series because they're so ****ing long, but as I alluded to in the Aaron write up, the good thing about 93 day series is that the idiots like Ziggy and Darnell and Siavash all overstay their welcome and blow their chances at winning. As time wore on, Freddie's self-constructed good guy narrative became more transparent, he became a lot more patronizing, and he let his favorite status go to his head! He got so ****ing obnoxious and started breaking rules and losing luxury shopping budgets just because he's an attention-seeker, and then after Marcus and Siavash got everyone nominated he gloated nonstop about how he was safe and Lisa was going home. Like, he literally stuck his tongue out at her and went NA NA LISA'S UP FOR EVICTION! I'M SAFE BECAUSE THE PUBLIC LIKES ME AND THEY'VE KEPT ME SO MANY TIMES BEFORE *****ing simpering smile* and then he started to fake an orgasm and was shouting OH LISA OHHHH LISA OH YEAH COME ON YOU'RE MAKING ME COME AHHH LISA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif like, congratulations for ~cumming~ in the face of a woman who is twice your age and has, like, a twentieth of your income?

I guess I should talk about Bea too, since she was vital in the takedown of Freddie. He misinterpreted her friendship as love and performed a song called "Springtime: Sex Outside Weather" and it was quite possibly the worst scene in franchise history, she freaked the **** out and made him cry and break down to the point where he was having panic attacks and hyperventilating just because her presence was that terrifying to him, she switched beds to get the **** away from him and made him cry and hyperventilate AGAIN, he would get so nervous and stumble over his words, she questioned him all "WHY. ARE. YOU. TALK-ING. LIKE. THAT." and so on. Was it cruel? Absolutely. But this all came at a time where Freddie soooooo desperately needed to be knocked down a few pegs so I am forever thankful that Bea was there to remind Freddie of his true place on earth.

I'm saving Mohamed because my options were ****ing slim.

[Black Dagger]

wait can I change my mind and save Freddie and rid Luke still? I didn't see him.

[Shaun]

so the ones that're left are

Greedy Mo
Cameron
Marc
Freddie

any others?

ok it's just those 4 then

i thought someone said marc was out but i guess they edited

[Jack_]

YOURE LYING /Rylan

As for you evicting Luke :nono:

[reece(:]

WHY would anyone save Joel or Siavash omfg. YOU WAIT YOU ****ING WAIT -Ashleigh Hughes -me.

Anyway who is left for me to choose from?
Cameron, mohamed and two others?

[reece(:]

ok it's just those 4 then

i thought someone said marc was out but i guess they edited
I cut Marq

[MB.]

so the ones that're left are

Greedy Mo
Cameron
Kimberly
Freddie

any others?

Well I cut Kimberly but idk if my opinions count any more after having saved Joel

[Black Dagger]

Oh nvm. Macie got him out.

[Black Dagger]

As for you evicting Luke :nono:

I wanted Becky. But I have lots to write about this bellend

[Shaun]

where is the mystery 4th HM then

freddie/mo/cameron and?????

[Daniel.]

http://lastlabs.pl/musicbar.php?username=omgitsreece96&color=black&unicode=no

stan

[Shaun]

oh there isn't a fourth bc jake saved Luke after Lucas got rid of him

in which case i'm guessing jake has to save cameron by default :worry:

[Jake.]

oh :umm2: well I haven't seen BB4 before

[Jack_]

I wanted Becky. But I have lots to write about this bellend

Luke slayed :hmph: and he's even better and more hilarious on BOTS <3

[Daniel.]

Luke was a bore though :suspect:

[reece(:]

Lemme do the update:

REECE: cut Marq, save Wolfy
DANIEL-X: cut Becky, save Jonny
MB: cut Kim, save Joel
DANIEL: cut Arron, save Liam
LUCAS: cut Luke, save Siavash
PETE: cut Mikey, save Richard
SHAUN: cut Marlon, save Marco

Remaining: Aden, Freddie, Cameron and Mohamed?

[reece(:]

http://lastlabs.pl/musicbar.php?username=omgitsreece96&color=black&unicode=no

stan
:fan: