BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[Macie Lightfoot]

JESUS CHRIST @ the horror of these noms

cut Zoe save Adele

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212. Zoe Birkett (BB15) [I'll trust Shaun's judgment that she's 212]

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I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ :o :o :o I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.

I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.

[Shaun]

who is left

[Shaun]

#211 - Jennifer Clark
http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb9/jennifer/jen_angry_001___.jpg

She got her mitts on Dale the bitch who does she think she is-
OK no. Whiney Big Brother housemates usually constitute good viewing, at least in the public's minds - Nikki Grahame, Jade Goody (the first time around), Makosi all did very well despite having breakdowns at the drop of some Cherry Tango. But once the golden era of Big Brother died along with Ken Russell, so did our patience and every diva that has since stepped through those double doors has been at least semi-hated.

One of the sillier and more pathetic ones was Jennifer. Her stand-out moment being one where she cried because Rex put some food on a picture she painted of Stuart led to one of the more shocking nights in Big Brother history and whilst that could be construed as "making drama" and "stealing the show" ultimately all she did was cry and tell Rex to **** off. The cogs and wheels were put in place by Dale, Rex, Darnell, Dennis, Rebecca and Mohamed.

Aside from that night she shacked up in bed with Dale, wore a lot of make-up that didn't suit her and some RIDICULOUS BEADS (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/d/dc/Jennifer_Clark.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130520175130), nominated literally the only good housemates available in the house at the time (Mario/Lisa/Rachel/Kat/Michael/Mo), and rightly had her ass handed to her in week three. What a waste of time.

[Jack_]

Rachael and Isaac need saving

[Jack_]

I'm using my final pass on Lauren so **** YOU

Save Mario, evict Isaac

:hmph:

[Shaun]

oh mario's been saved

[Shaun]

save Rachael then I guess

[Liam-]

save Rachael then I guess

:clap1:

[Shaun]

oh hang on Isaac can stay

I'll get rid of Jennifer instead

[Jake.]

yeah I kinda didn't understand the whole nom thing and ended up putting a few on the block who I actually like

[Shaun]

leaving Tom & Isaac for whoever hasn't voted yet

[Pete.]

Justice 4 Zoe

[Pete.]

David 'Yorkshire Pudding' Ramsden

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Bea described David perfectly when she said 'He's like a Yorkshire pudding. Without gravy (Lisa) he's bland and lacking in taste'.

David entered BB10 as the gay bubbly man from Yorkshire filled with knowledge from the outside world so he would have known who was popular and whatnot. Instead he aligned himself with Public Enemy #1 chain smoking Lisa and with that they were wedged on their bus stop throughout the during of their stays inside the house. I think they even say out a task to smoke at the bus stop?

David is too remembered for being a hissy fit thrower and a rivalry between David and Bea soon formed. Or, more accurately, Bea taking down David with every opportunity. For example, David proceeded to have a rant about being nominated but at the same time uttering 'I'm not bothered, really I'm not bothered' to which Bea said what we were all thinking, 'That was the most bothered response to being nominated I've ever seen'.

David also chanted 'Nanu Nanu' often but the less said about that the better (even Lisa told him to shut up).

Somehow David came third. Pity vote?


I save Queen Lea from going out at such an early stage.
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There you go, lookin pitiful
Just because I let you go
There you go, talkin bout you want me back
But sometimes it be's like that, so

[EspeonBB]

evict Siavash, save Pete

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Siavash Sappaghpour (BB10)


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Ugh I've held up doing this write-up because it brings back lots of bad memories of BB10 and how much Siavash ruined it (especially in the final weeks) but I guess I can hold off on it no longer. Siavash really annoyed me in BB10 due to his hypocrisy, he would always talk about how other people are 'playing the game' when he was the biggest gameplayer in the house (like with the constant empty threats of walking) :rolleyes: We saw it before with Ziggy and later on with John James and I'm honestly tired of it.

Siavash was faker than faux fur as it was obvious he was trying to pander to the audience in order for him to win but he hid it under the fact he was ~all loving~ and here for the experience not the money or some ****. He constantly organized nomination boycotts (which I really think were just an attempt to save himself) and unfortunately production and his fellow housemates followed along with his **** and it angered me :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Siavash getting ejected for constant rule breaking would have been hilarious (especially since Kitten got ejected for far less) but it wasn't meant to be. The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :(

Another reason I hate Siavash is due to his 'relationship' with Noirin and I use the term relationship loosely because they like made out a few times and that's it? And then Siavash wanted to start a relationship with her but she knocked him back and he had a meltdown, and then the public took his side ffs despite the fact he was essentially cheating on his girlfriend :umm2:. The worst part of all this was during Noirin's eviction interview and Davina basically attacked her for the whole situation, saying “HE LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU” (or something like that) and it was really gross. I didn't understand why Noirin was getting all the blame when Siavash was the one previously in a relationship and was cheat... oh wait it's because she's female.

Ofc the public bought into Siavash's bull**** and liked him for being 'a character' or something (when we lost genuine characters like Angel RIP) and he managed to make the ****ing final, where he was hilariously crushed by Sophie <3333 so that's a small victory I guess, but not enough to make up for Siavash's detrimental contribution to BB10 (he's one of the main reasons I don't like it).

In conclusion: Siavash is a prick who tried to mask his audience manipulation under the pretence of selflessness and love and it made me sick. Also apparently he was a male model :umm2:

Saving Pete, he gets too much hate imo

Siavash write up is done x

Now I have to do one on Jack & Joe yay me

[Pete.]

Don't bring back my anger that Siavash wasn't removed for refusing to nominate

[Jack_]

'The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :('

Greatest manipulation in BBUK history <3

[Jack_]

also Siavash was pretty crap and was the weakest member of the Three Musketeers but he'd have been a much more deserving winner than Sophie <3

[Liam-]

'The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :('

Greatest manipulation in BBUK history <3

Rekt <3

[Pete.]

also Siavash was pretty crap and was the weakest member of the Three Musketeers but he'd have been a much more deserving winner than Sophie <3
How? He didn't even want to be there

[Macie Lightfoot]

NANOO NANOO David was robbed.

When Siavash refused to nominate they should've just opened the other door tbh

[Jack_]

How? He didn't even want to be there

Doesn't really matter, he still brought more to the series than she did

[Daniel.]

He brought NOTHING but pining after Noirin and trying to be rebellious. I don't like Siavash but he doesn't ruin BB10 for me because he's actually a pretty minor character imo

[Shaun]

-actually liked Siavash-

[Shaun]

oh would you look at that, Zoe Birkett is housemate #212

just a bit of azealia banks promo

[MB.]

Well a thorough discussion of Siavash is all well and good but I have to talk about Callum so #pray4me please

[Pete.]

NAWT Callum

[Black Dagger]

I like Siavash.

[Daniel.]

I loved Callum

Callum > Dexter

[Black Dagger]

I have to write about Stuart ****ing Pilkington

[MB.]

I loved Callum

Callum > Dexter

But is that an ironic love or, like, an actual love because the former would make much more sense

[Pete.]

Callum > Dexter

I so agree

[Daniel.]

I thought he was a great housemate who had me laughing, he brought more to BB14 than Dexter ever did

[Pete.]

He was the only one to attack snake Dexter and was of course vilified for it

[LukeB]

Callum :love:

[Black Dagger]

Callum was disgusting. What are these opinions

[Shaun]

I think he spoke for the entire British public when he implored Charlie Travers to soar.

Dexter on the other hand couldn't even stand out in a BB16 specifically designed to let crap old housemates stand out.

[Daniel-X]

Who's left for me I've been out all day?

[MB.]

...Tom and Isaac I think?

[Daniel-X]

Isaac Stout - BB10:

http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/258/2589278/31_2009/26eca37731aeb54e_Noirin_Kelly_s_Ex-Boyfriend_Isaac_Stout_Has_Entered_Big_Brother.jpg

Two days. Two days. Isaac came in the house at a ridiculously late stage of the game after BB10 had what about seventeen housemates what walked? (Slight overreaction know). He came in and I along with many others I expect hoped for fireworks. His ex-girlfriend was then the notorious maneater Noirin who had charmed her way into the hearts of Sree , Marcus and Siavash. (Yeah she was the female equivalent of Pete from BB7). But. She had a boyfriend. His name was Isaac Stout. Isaac came in the house and did some slight dragging of Siavash as he was raged by him and Noirin it seemed. It wasn't fireworks though more like a sparkler. He then basically sulked around for two days refusing to get to know any fellow housemates really apart from his ex-girlfriend (Hello this is big brother?).

Queen Noirin then had to say a sad goodbye two days after Isaac had entered the house and Isaac pretty much decided that this was his end of his big brother journey. So it was goodbye Isaac after not that much longer than 48 hours in the house.

I save Tom

[Macie Lightfoot]

Tom and Isaac are both in my top 100 HMs it's so sad :(

anyway, Siavash is AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL and his fake martyrdom is infuriating. When he's not too busy breaking rules and pretending to be shocked at the consequences he's actually really ****ing boring (and he's still boring even when he's breaking rules and **** too so)

[MB.]

Callum Knell (BB14)

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Ok, ok. I do appreciate that some people do like Callum and appreciated him for the hot mess that he is/was but, like… I can’t even do that, I'm sorry. There’s ironically supporting someone and then there’s just supporting Callum. I've a number of thoughts about Callum, and none of them are exactly what I'd describe as supporting. Or ironic, I hope. He just really irritated me and I can’t exactly say why. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed every time a housemate appeared on screen before Callum came along (maybe that’s why then). And when he did come along, Callum at first seemed like a vaguely normal human being.

Until he met Jackie Travers, that is.

I’ve got a very slight bias for Jackie Travers, I'm not sure if you've noticed. And when she first heard Callum’s (actually not true I don’t think?) claim that he slept with a mother and a daughter once, boy, did she not let go of that. I've erased much of it from my memory but I don't recall it particularly changing my opinion of Callum, more so strengthening my love for all things Jackie Travers and her fractured hand-induced.. ness. And from then on a rivalry was born which was made stranger by him attempting tirelessly to do her daughter all through this, and yes I’d much rather focus on this than the Callum-Dexter rivalry because neither of those two people are really any good at just generally existing as people when I think about it.

So yeah, Callum was incredibly awkward and also incredibly up for a bizarre feud or two. Like, he had his stand-out moments in his confusing relationship with Charlie Travers (“soar”, and that’s more or less the end of the list) but whilst some use that as a reason for his brilliance as a housemate, they made me want to glue my eyelids shut more than anything so? Oh, and speaking of wanting to glue one’s eyelids shut, he did done a striptease for some reason (…trust me, there was nothing there to tease). I just feel sorry for anyone who was eating during that particular moment, because it wouldn’t have stayed down long. Callum also had a nice friendship with Sam which was actually only nice if you liked either Callum or Sam, or both, or could actually even bare them as housemates. Or as people. I liked neither and therefore their friendship made me want to vomit just as much as Callum’s striptease did.

And then he started playing with knives and plotting to smother Dexter in his sleep and stuff and he was evicted over Hazel and it was glorious? God bless Dexter’s fan base (that couldn’t get Sam out at the twenty two odd opportunities they had to do so (over Dan and Sophie lol) or get behind him enough to win). As I said, I don’t have positive feelings towards either of them, but Dexter only made me want to stick my foot through the TV a couple of times a week, not every minute of the day like his foe did. Which is nice.

So that was Callum. I’m off to puke.

I'm saving Lauren and I'm assuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.

Soar! (out of this ranking please)

[Jake.]

'I'm saving Lauren and I'm presuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.'

what

[MB.]

yeah I kinda didn't understand the whole nom thing and ended up putting a few on the block who I actually like

(yeah basically I'm hoping one of these is Lauren)

[Jake.]

(yeah basically I'm hoping one of these is Lauren)

Oh :joker: yeah, I don't know what I was doing tbh considering she's probably in my top 3 of BB13

[Shaun]

don't drink and do tibb rankdowns, kids

[Daniel-X]

Isaac Stout - BB10:

http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/258/2589278/31_2009/26eca37731aeb54e_Noirin_Kelly_s_Ex-Boyfriend_Isaac_Stout_Has_Entered_Big_Brother.jpg

Two days. Two days. Isaac came in the house at a ridiculously late stage of the game after BB10 had what about seventeen housemates what walked? (Slight overreaction know). He came in and I along with many others I expect hoped for fireworks. His ex-girlfriend was then the notorious maneater Noirin who had charmed her way into the hearts of Sree , Marcus and Siavash. (Yeah she was the female equivalent of Pete from BB7). But. She had a boyfriend. His name was Isaac Stout. Isaac came in the house and did some slight dragging of Siavash as he was raged by him and Noirin it seemed. It wasn't fireworks though more like a sparkler. He then basically sulked around for two days refusing to get to know any fellow housemates really apart from his ex-girlfriend (Hello this is big brother?).

Queen Noirin then had to say a sad goodbye two days after Isaac had entered the house and Isaac pretty much decided that this was his end of his big brother journey. So it was goodbye Isaac after not that much longer than 48 hours in the house.

I save Tom

Isaac write up now up

[Macie Lightfoot]

JESUS CHRIST @ the horror of these noms

cut Zoe save Adele

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212. Zoe Birkett (BB15) [I'll trust Shaun's judgment that she's 212]

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I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ :o :o :o I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.

I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.

k here's Zoe.

[Black Dagger]

Stuart will be up when I muster up the energy to talk about him.

[LukeB]

putting picture of Tesco for Zoe :joker:

[EspeonBB]

Adele being saved <3 I was gonna save her but I figured Macie would anyway and Sunshine needed my help

[MB.]

I've set my nominations if anyone's that anxious to see a write-up of Stuart Pilkington.

[MB.]

(oh and Dan was just on Celebrity Masterchef as a talking head if you want a measurement of how his career's done so far)

[Marsh.]

Supporting his lovely husband Rylan? :hee:

[Marsh.]

(oh and Dan was just on Celebrity Masterchef talking head)

I bet they didn't anticipate that answer when they asked him what he liked to eat.

Filthy gay. :hee:

[EspeonBB]

Cut Jack & Joe, Save Sunshine

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Jack & Joe Glenny (BB14)


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I don't actually HATE Jack & Joe like I hate Gerry or Siavash for example but I still find them extremely annoying. They seemed really fake throughout and their act of like bickering with each other and jumping around for the cameras seemed really rehearsed and I was not here for it. Of course the British public has no taste so they lapped it up and they were fan favourites throughout despite them grating on my last nerve. I just don't get how their whole act was funny, not only because it wasn't genuine, but because they didn't make me laugh once. Luckily they only came fourth but apparently production still loves them because they make frequent appearances on BOTS and they were on the shortlist to enter the Timewarp Bunker or whatever that was called (I mean they are better than Helen but still...)

I can't really come up with anything else tbh (I need a BB14 rewatch – really I just need to experience Gina Rio again). I will say that the twins aren't necessarily awful people like Conor or Dennis and they weren't detrimental to the series like John James or Aaron but I don't like them and I find them fake as hell, so they need to go.

Saving Sunshine <333 (why was she nominated tho :umm2:)

x

[MB.]

The fact that they had 20+ ex-housemates on BOTS and of them all, Jack and Joe were chosen to be on the panel :umm2:

[Daniel-X]

The fact that they had 20+ ex-housemates on BOTS and of them all, Jack and Joe were chosen to be on the panel :umm2:

You doing your noms?

[MB.]

Depends when we're getting the deep and probing analysis of Stuart Pilkington.

[MB.]

(actually, how many people are left to post?)

[Daniel-X]

(actually, how many people are left to post?)

What's going on with Reece? Daniel_ still has to do Nick and Lucas has to so Stuart

[Black Dagger]

Reece hasn't even done his yet either has he? You ain't getting **** yet. I'm watching Masterchef!

[Jack_]

The twins were crap but are nice in real life and would've been better winners than Sam ****ing Evans

[Daniel-X]

Not enough housemates have been nominated again. Jake needs to nominate two for Reece

[Shaun]

#211 - Jennifer Clark
http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb9/jennifer/jen_angry_001___.jpg

She got her mitts on Dale the bitch who does she think she is-
OK no. Whiney Big Brother housemates usually constitute good viewing, at least in the public's minds - Nikki Grahame, Jade Goody (the first time around), Makosi all did very well despite having breakdowns at the drop of some Cherry Tango. But once the golden era of Big Brother died along with Ken Russell, so did our patience and every diva that has since stepped through those double doors has been at least semi-hated.

One of the sillier and more pathetic ones was Jennifer. Her stand-out moment being one where she cried because Rex put some food on a picture she painted of Stuart led to one of the more shocking nights in Big Brother history and whilst that could be construed as "making drama" and "stealing the show" ultimately all she did was cry and tell Rex to **** off. The cogs and wheels were put in place by Dale, Rex, Darnell, Dennis, Rebecca and Mohamed.

Aside from that night she shacked up in bed with Dale, wore a lot of make-up that didn't suit her and some RIDICULOUS BEADS (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/d/dc/Jennifer_Clark.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130520175130), nominated literally the only good housemates available in the house at the time (Mario/Lisa/Rachel/Kat/Michael/Mo), and rightly had her ass handed to her in week three. What a waste of time.

I save Rachael because Beyonce

there.

[Black Dagger]

Save Mario, cut Stuart

~Oh whatever I haven't kept count~ STUART PILKINGTON

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Tbh all I remember is Rachel being booed for his eviction and Davina cackling. The nasty twat. He cried over his daughter and failed to crowd surf because nobody wanted to associate themselves with his dull, extremely pointless existence. His Showmance was dull as **** as well. Like what a useless human being. Bore off.

I save Mario and if you don't like that then open your eyes.

[Black Dagger]

That picture is making me swoon tbf

[Lostie!]

Adele being saved <3 I was gonna save her but I figured Macie would anyway and Sunshine needed my help

:clap1:

[MB.]

(so yeah my nominations are slightly less set now that Jake has to edit his)

[MB.]

(I think)

[Jake.]

i thought we had to nom 16

[Shaun]

it was 14 I think but then 2 more joined so it's 9 players + the nominator = 2 HMs per player = 18 I guess

I say I guess but I have just worked this out thoroughly and concisely

[Macie Lightfoot]

My favorite Stuart memory is when he went on that modeling show and had to stuff bread in his underwear to make his package look realistic.

[MB.]

Also he's now dating Louise who we know isn't fussy so

[Jake.]

So here we have my noms (probably ****ed up somewhere along the way)

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l/r: Jennifer(BB9), Callum(BB14), Sunshine(BB11), David(BB10), Rachael(BB11), Mario(BB9), Adele(BB3), Tom(BB12),
Lea(BB7), Stuart(BB9), Zoe(BB15), Nick(BB16), Lauren(BB13), Orlaith(BB6), Jack/Joe(BB14), Isaac(BB10)

+

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Sophie(BB14), Sezer(BB7)

[Shaun]

:omgno: i could've got sophie out

[Pete.]

~Oh whatever I haven't kept count~ STUART PILKINGTON

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Tbh all I remember is Rachel being booed for his eviction and Davina cackling. The nasty twat. He cried over his daughter and failed to crowd surf because nobody wanted to associate themselves with his dull, extremely pointless existence. His Showmance was dull as **** as well. Like what a useless human being. Bore off.

I save Mario and if you don't like that then open your eyes.
Davina laughed at everyone getting booed?

[MB.]

so should I do my noms or

[Black Dagger]

Davina laughed at everyone getting booed?

I must have only remembered it for Rachel because she was constantly awful about her.

[Pete.]

How far behind is Rihce?

[Pete.]

I must have only remembered it for Rachel because she was constantly awful about her.
I personally didn't see the Rachel hate from Davina, if I remember correctly she was really happy about Rachel winning but had to talk to her about 'sitting on the fence' because that was the main viewers consensus :///////. However Davina on Big Mouth I think used to attack people who said she sat on the fence by saying that Rachel's scathing DR entries were iconic and thankfully went to task on Mario for being horrible to Rachel when she had been nothing but nice to him

[Daniel-X]

so should I do my noms or

Do them!

[MB.]

(coming right up)

[MB.]

Time for an early noughties massacre methinks...

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Andrew / Craig / Nichola / Stuart / Paul / Dean / Jonny / Justine / Cameron
Vanessa / Jonathan / Dale / Govan / Jay / Anton / Sallie / Tamara / Cristian

...you know the drill...

(I'm not entirely sure half of these haven't been cut already)

[Marsh.]

Not Justine. </3

[Pete.]

Vanessa Nimmo

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00179/F_200406_june01ed_i_179454a.jpg

Vanessa quickly fell into the 'nice but dull' squad with her strong friendship with Shell and Daniel which meant that she quickly faded into irrelevance. She was also a calming influence towards Kitten too and was eventually the reason as to why she got out of the house because Kitten wanted her to have the money (LOL).

She grew into a hate figure during the bedsit task when she was exposed as being two faced to stellar fan favourite Michelle when she thought she had been evicted. Also during that week Vanessa became closer to the Jungle Cats and thus a hatred for Nadia and Marco grew. Also that week she let Jason molest her on the radiator which led to uncomfortable live feed footage but a hilarious moment for Emma and Michelle to revel in.

Anyway this all built up and of course fight night happened. Arguably you could say that Vanessa did not do much during fight night. Wrong - apparently after Vanessa screamed '**** OFF NADIA' she went and hit Nadia (and Nadia retaliated but w/e) which led to security being called into the house.

After producer's threw her a lifeline of having an extended week she did nothing lol but her actions on fight night got her evicted with a hefty 86% of the vote so good going girl.


I save Sallie Axl too because high street all the way

[Jake.]

save craig, evict tamara

[MB.]

(so now Reece has two cuts to make oops)

[Black Dagger]

Save Anton, cut Jay

[Pete.]

(so now Reece has two cuts to make oops)
and 3 writeups WELP

[Shaun]

bubble's already gone luv

[Black Dagger]

Bubble is gone luv

[Black Dagger]

Poor Rihce as well having his game go on without him.

[Shaun]

Save Dean Cut Cameron

[MB.]

bubble's already gone luv

Bubble is gone luv

...I triple checked as well.

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Jonny save Nichola

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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)

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Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3

What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! :rolleyes: and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.

[Daniel-X]

Cristian MJC - BB16:

http://i2.cdnds.net/15/25/300x225/bb_cristian.jpg

'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.

Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?

I save Dale

[Jake.]

Tamara Stewart-Wood
Big Brother 15 (19th Place)

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The best thing Tamara brought to BB15? Being evicted first.

Tamara Wood, everybody.. The self confessed "MANiPULATOR" (hm) who went on about how she likes to be in control and doesn't let men walk all over her etc in her VT. A promising proposition, we all love a bit of a feisty female and it looked like Tamara was going to deliver. Wrong. A few days in and she had already had the life sucked from her cheek bones by none other than Winston (and then got all pissy on twitter when he decided to move on to someone with an actual personality). Cuddles in the pod, date nights for two and feet-rubbing is pretty much what Tamara had to offer. It could be argued that she was Helen's partner in crime, but then again if she was she done a pretty naff job (aside from the odd bitchy comment here and there, she pretty much replied to Helen with a "yeah, I agree" each time). Perhaps she was guilty by association, but she had to go one way or another and her early departure is one of 15s only saving graces. Had she of stayed she'd have only slid herself further into Helen's arse anyway.

Tamara reminds me of a balloon, deflating over a week. Except it was never really pumped in the first place. A flat, rubbery balloon which exhaled a puff of air once every few hours.

[Black Dagger]

The fact a massive homophobe who had the most drama all week stayed over her <3333

[Jake.]

The fact a massive homophobe who had the most drama all week stayed over her <3333

a miracle

[MB.]

So yeah I kind of messed that up but thanks for the cuts. Andrew, Stuart, Paul, Justine, Jonathan and Govan are left and I don't envy you three at all (lol)

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Jonny save Nichola

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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/0/06/Jonny4.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130514153811&format=webp

Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3

What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! :rolleyes: and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.

THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!

[Pete.]

Vom @ Jonny

[Pete.]

and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

:laugh:

[Daniel-X]

Cristian MJC - BB16:

http://i2.cdnds.net/15/25/300x225/bb_cristian.jpg

'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.

Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?

I save Dale

Cristian write up is now up

[Pete.]

Cristian is so hot, best HM ever :dance: :elephant: :smug: :creep: :hehe:

[Marsh.]

Cristian is so hot, best HM ever :dance: :elephant: :smug: :creep: :hehe:

:fan:

[Pete.]

Vanessa Nimmo

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00179/F_200406_june01ed_i_179454a.jpg

Vanessa quickly fell into the 'nice but dull' squad with her strong friendship with Shell and Daniel which meant that she quickly faded into irrelevance. She was also a calming influence towards Kitten too and was eventually the reason as to why she got out of the house because Kitten wanted her to have the money (LOL).

She grew into a hate figure during the bedsit task when she was exposed as being two faced to stellar fan favourite Michelle when she thought she had been evicted. Also during that week Vanessa became closer to the Jungle Cats and thus a hatred for Nadia and Marco grew. Also that week she let Jason molest her on the radiator which led to uncomfortable live feed footage but a hilarious moment for Emma and Michelle to revel in.

Anyway this all built up and of course fight night happened. Arguably you could say that Vanessa did not do much during fight night. Wrong - apparently after Vanessa screamed '**** OFF NADIA' she went and hit Nadia (and Nadia retaliated but w/e) which led to security being called into the house.

After producer's threw her a lifeline of having an extended week she did nothing lol but her actions on fight night got her evicted with a hefty 86% of the vote so good going girl.


I save Sallie Axl too because high street all the way


.

[LukeB]

:yuk: Vanessa

[Pete.]

:yuk: Vanessa
Drag ha

[LukeB]

from what i remember of BB5 she was really awful

[Marsh.]

My 12 year old self spilled so much semen over her. :flutter:

[Pete.]

My 12 year old self spilled so much semen over her. :flutter:
Disgusting

[MB.]

Anyway

[Macie Lightfoot]

Vanessa's perfectly fine. I love that she sounded like a deaf woman when she whispered and I love how she knew she was going to be evicted because she's a blonde woman <3 she doesn't light my world on fire but she's perfectly alright.

Since we're still on BB5 can I just remind you all that ****ing MARCO is still in and hasn't even been nominated yet (?!?!?!)

[Marsh.]

Disgusting

:hee:

[MB.]

Oh yeah I probably should have got onto that with nominating Marco. I liked "can Big Brother please ensure housemates have half a brain" but Vanessa's probably my least favourite BB5 housemate otherwise? And this is a series which had Marco and Jason and Emma in it so.

[LukeB]

I love blondes XD :cheer2:

[EspeonBB]

I nominated Marco :suspect:

[MB.]

I nominated Marco :suspect:

...someone saved Marco?!

[LukeB]

...someone saved Marco?!

get rid :omgno:

[MB.]

(it was Shaun)

(lol oh Shaun)

[Pete.]

I liked Marco

[Marsh.]

I spilled semen over him too. :hee:

[MB.]

I spilled semen over him too. :hee:

So that's why he slipped over when he was evicted. :omgno:

[LukeB]

I spilled semen over him too. :hee:

http://i.imgur.com/e0mBItn.gif

[EspeonBB]

So yeah I kind of messed that up but thanks for the cuts. Andrew, Stuart, Paul, Justine, Jonathan and Govan are left and I don't envy you three at all (lol)

Mess.

I'll cut Stuart and save Justine I guess lol idk

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Stuart Hosking (BB2)


http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/9/9f/Stuart_Hosking.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130427170849

I didn't know ET was on Big Brother 2? :o

Anyway I've only seen the first four weeks of BB2 (i.e. up to Narinder's eviction) and I hated Stuart. He was really smarmy misogynistic bore who like cried about his children all day and I could really care less. The only moment he was a part of is when Amma screeched at him from two rooms away "YOU'RE SMALL SMUG AND **** I HATE YOU!!!" and it was great, but Stuart didn't contribute anything to do so lol. Luckily Stuart got evicted in week 2 so he didn't stink the screen up with his presence any longer.

Oh yeah he randomly came back in the Timewarp twist which annoyed me because they could have gotten [insert BB6 housemate here] but oh well

Saving Justine, because who else was I meant to save lol

[MB.]

Enjoy writing about Stuart Hosking.

[Black Dagger]

More offended Emma is still in over Marco

[LukeB]

Is Alexandra from BB9 out yet?

[Marsh.]

So that's why he slipped over when he was evicted. :omgno:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

oops sorry Espeon bb

[Shaun]

if you're going to shade me for saving Marco can you AT LEAST remember that it was either him, Marlon, Mohamed or Cameron

so take your **** shade elsewhere you bunch of angry dykes

[Marsh.]

Everyone judging without realising the full context. :nono:

Chloe's instagram teas

[MB.]

I bet Shaun hasn't shat in half as many shoes either

[Shaun]

just the three x

[MB.]

(no word on the number of cabbies you've assaulted)

[Daniel-X]

Has the host pretty much given up on this?

[Marsh.]

Has the host pretty much given up on this?

He's drunk again.

again.


again.













again.

[MB.]

/making sandwiches

(no yeah he's drunk)

[MB.]

Oh and a friendly reminder that Andrew, Paul, Jonathan and Govan are waiting nervously to find out if they're going to be cut/anyone remembers their existence in this TV show/on this planet.

[Daniel-X]

Sort ya life out m8 (jks but I bet he's looking forward to three write ups)

[reece(:]

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[Daniel-X]

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I've missed you so much :( You're write ups gave my life u need to do them ASAP and pick who you evict

[reece(:]

I've missed you so much :( You're write ups gave my life u need to do them ASAP and pick who you evict
no more plans for the weekend until now it seems!!

[Marsh.]

MuthaReece being ousted as house leader?

[Shaun]

So basically here's all the HM profiles to go in the OP.

226:
Matthew Davies

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/big-brother-2014-matthew-davies.png?w=1024&h=939

So Matthew, I don't really remember anything about him but I'll try. Matthew entered on launch night with, imo, a bag of potential, he seemed posh and the bitchy type, like Derek or Gina, and they always make great housemates. Sadly, he was a complete flop. Matthew got locked in a cage on launch night and to be honest he may as well have stayed there for the duration of his stay as we barely saw him again. Matthew's defining moment was of course his row with one Helen Wood, she got in his face, called him a skinny pigeon chested ****, shouted "ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT" x100y. There was something so dislikeable about Matthew for me though, he seemed so bitter and snobby, really thinking he was something special but was actually just a mind numbing bore who made a few bitchy comments. Matthew was evicted as part of the girl power week twist, which I was sad to see happen because it meant Ashleigh's scheming going to waste, not because I actually cared about Matthew. Then when he left he finally came out and is in a relationship with Mark Bryon. Get it girl.

I am saving Kate because logic and the sooner Macie accepts BB3 as his lord and saviour the GOD DAMNED BETTER

#225 - Pauline 'Pozza' Bennett (BB15)
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2014_pauline_eviction4.jpg

The most basic argument for Pauline's failure in this list, of course, is being the catalyst in Helen Wood's journey. That final pass might've been a flawed concept from the very beginning but at least give it to someone basic and obvious? Christopher? Mark? That would've been OK? I mean even at the point of giving it out, Helen was the most boring housemate in there by a mile. Zero buzz about her on launch night. Bizarre decision.

In the ultimate series of rapid turnarounds of public perception (see: let's evict Winston) (see: let's crown Helen) (see: Danielle's a homophobe but also the fan favourite), Pauline's was the quickest and the most sour. Launch night favourites seldom do well in Big Brother: a wacky and weird VT can definitely scrape you through a week or two but soon after that you're going to become Wolfy, or Laura McAdam. So when 11 bland nothings failed to stand out against Auntie Pauline (for obvious reasons) on launch night, thus began her journey of tragic delusion. Rejecting the second-launch housemates almost entirely, she flung her killer nomination at Jale and then, bafflingly, didn't seem cut up about it. Like she actually enjoyed giving it out and thought it was entirely fair. In fact for someone so teeteringly close to resembling a troll doll on steroids, she sure did love her body shaming; calling Chris "the short ugly one", the constant pulling apart of Jale in front of everyone in the kitchen, claiming she was eating more than her share even when her allies (Ash) said they had more food than Jale.

I just feel that whenever we bestow power upon a housemate and give them a little room to sit in, alone, to bitch about every other new arrival (see: Hopkins) it just immediately turns sour (see: thinking Ash is a candidate for the final pass on looks alone) and undoes everything about them with the swiftest possible action. We owe it to ourselves and to future housemates like Pauline not to build them up only to fall so quickly.

Also she loved calling people 'recidivist' and I don't think she even knew what the word meant :shrug:

Also **** that ho for thinking she can come in a year after Jackie Travers and pick up the "fitness mum" spiel. Get the hell out, bitch.

224:

~IDK but it's low and quite frankly deserved~ CAROLINE WHARRAM7


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Right, I don't even know where to begin with this one, I might as well start from the beginning where she genuinely was one of my favourites, I think her VT is one of the best of the C5 era, as she hilariously tells us of stories of her ski season which was a disaaassstaaa and explains to us that she got punched in the face (I can't for the life of me figure out why somebody would do this too such a warm character), her early friendship with Scott looked like she was heading into one of my all time favourites if she carried on, however it was just 72 hours into the series when her ghastly campaign kicked into gear, revelling in the demise of harmless dog lover Victoria, she cackled as she told Becky Hannon how irritating she was and it was great she had left the house (the irony isn't ****ing lost on this one, informing Becky that somebody else was an irritant), it became abundantly clear that targeting weaker housemates was what she believed made her so powerful, yet she was just a weak, pathetic bitch that couldn't even handle being spun around on a roundabout, tragic cow. Anyway back to the goading of weaker housemates, squeaky Chris was next, who was quite frankly a bit useless himself, but hold it together and show a bit of compassion for him when he's not even up the stairs, before cheering like a banshee with your coven, you ****ing warthog.

Immaturity was Caroline's middle name as she ventured through the series, mainly directed at Benedict, so he came in the shower, get a life, you irritating prude. She once again cackled at his demise, yet he had the last laugh anyway having the eviction of the series, hers only got about 10 viewers because everybody cared more about the Olympics. Bye. Other levels of immaturity shown was when she goaded Deana over a hair on the table, to which Deana gleefully replied that it was her pubes, to which Caroline showed disgust <333, despite trying to make Deana feel like ****e. She also showed repugnant personality traits by being a racist parasite, exclaiming that Adam was a gorilla and had something to do with Martin Luther King or whatever, she simply tried too hard to be a villain and instead came across as a second rate Bea Hamil, with racial implications to boot, not only this, there was also the whole "OOH LOOK AT ME I ORDERED JUST CHOCOLATE OFF THE SHOPPING LIST, AREN'T I EDGY AND FUNNY AND INTERESTING", no you are none of the ****ing above, it was done not 9 months before you by the other token posh housemate of the series, you were worthless, you were odious and your eviction while manipulated was quite frankly deserved because looking back Luke Scrase had the most perfect arse known to man. So whatever. There has been probably a lot of content that I have missed during this time of reliving her time in the house, but you get the gist of how terrible of a person she was. Don't forget she also wanted Conor to win the entire series, so that tells us all that we need to know.

Oh she also got me permanently banned off Digital Spy because I called her a see you next Tuesday. Guess what my luv, you still are one to this day. Now shove that hairbrush you left the house with where the sun won't shine.

I save King Dexter Koh. (I was expecting to have to save Marcus really, I was shocked that Macie found 18 more people to oust before him, what an absolute gem <3)

223:
Sarah Greenwood - BB16:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/14/16/28A9635500000578-3081758-image-m-57_1431616695838.jpg

I'll admit it I don't hate Sarah that much at all. She's not that bad. But she's possibly the most overrated housemate in the sixteen series of Big Brother UK. That's probably party the reason I don't like her that much. Sarah entered on launch and I was pretty excited on what she had to deliver she seemed like she would be one of the carriers of the series and she had all the ingredients to make a good housemate. She was feisty, strong opinionated but not nasty. However, along came Danny Wisker and things were pretty much doomed for Sarah after that. Danny managed to destroy any personality Sarah had and she pretty much just had around fifteen minutes each highlights with her 'will they/won't they' storyline showmance segment between her and Danny. Sarah became a robot of Danny and his group and pretty much went from being one of my favourites to fading into a housemate who if you brought up in a years time I'd be like. Hew?

Along came #4in4out and Sarah I thought looked set to stay. However, things took a pretty sour turn a few minutes before lines closed and we saw Sarah's nasty side as she attempted to blame Joel for Aaron's removal from the house. I'm not a massive Joel fan even but I think this crossed the line and showed me that she practically had no morals and was willing to defend her friends even if she knew they was in the wrong. Sarah provoked the situation with Aaron along her with her little minion Harriet 'flash him one more time Aaron' and this just basically sealed the deal for me that Sarah actually wasn't all that.

#4in4out came and Sarah was the last housemate to be evicted. Did she take her eviction well? No. Did she act like a sulky little bitch? Yes. Sarah was possibly one of the worst housemates ever to react to an eviction she was FURIOUS. Her behaviour afterwards on BOTS along with that of her BFF's Harriet was possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever had to endure in my life.

That's the sad story of Sarah Greenwood who's potential was destroyed by one man Danny Wisker.

I save Hazel

222:
Shanessa Reilly (BB8)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00346/F_200708_August01bi_346163a.jpg

Shanessa entered the Big Brother house at a ridiculously late stage of the game. Like, even Charley had gone by then, what’s the point. Shanessa (I almost wrote Charley then. Either I’m turning into Hayden or Shanessa’s just that exciting to write about) entered with a hideous Scottish man witch, roughly thirty five glamour models and a man who ENJOYS TEDDY BEARS AND BISEXUAL SPANKINGS and still seemed like the oddball. Shanessa was Welsh, and not like the good Welsh, like Laura or Rachel Rice or Tom Jones. Shanessa was the bad Welsh, like The Valleys or occasional racism. Shanessa had tits. Shanessa rubbed said tits over Liam McGough on her first night. Shanessa had awful taste in men. Shanessa was part of the most Channel 5-ish non-Channel 5 twist the show’s ever seen, the Halfway House. Shanessa was as none-the-wiser as to what any of that meant as we were. Shanessa started in the Halfway House, then won entry into the main house by coming out of a box (as opposed to Liam who she wished was coming in her box), then was sent back to the Halfway House in a shocking twist known as “The Producers Ballsing Things Up”. Shanessa was evicted about as quickly as she entered. Shanessa would probably have been robbed had it been anybody else in her shoes (albeit not David either), but because she just wasn’t that good a housemate it didn’t really matter. Shanessa was a pale imitation of Kinga before her and didn’t even fill the role as well as Biannca many years later. Shanessa was just sort of there. Shanessa was somehow 26 years old.

I'm saving Alison because I had to watch This Morning once.

221:
Bubble Hold Me!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00503/BubbleMohican_682x4_503790a.jpg
Hey Lisa hey

Finally I picked someone I don't have much of an opinion on.

The only thing that springs to mind when you refer to Bubble is that time when he tripped over the seat in the living area, perhaps his funniest moment and ironically the only time he performed naturally comedy. For me Bubble was an early incarnation of Maxwell without the nasty.

Remember the time when he refused to dance with a gay Irish man? Yeah...

Anyway Bubble's downfall was great because he was so sure he was going to win and survive all evictions until the end and was in fact beaten by international popstar Paul much to everyone's shock/glee/relief

I gladly save Mutha Toya to fight for another day.

220:
evict Siavash, save Pete

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Siavash Sappaghpour (BB10)


http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/big_brother_10/karly-eviction/normal_07_17_2009_22_59_47.jpg

Ugh I've held up doing this write-up because it brings back lots of bad memories of BB10 and how much Siavash ruined it (especially in the final weeks) but I guess I can hold off on it no longer. Siavash really annoyed me in BB10 due to his hypocrisy, he would always talk about how other people are 'playing the game' when he was the biggest gameplayer in the house (like with the constant empty threats of walking) :rolleyes: We saw it before with Ziggy and later on with John James and I'm honestly tired of it.

Siavash was faker than faux fur as it was obvious he was trying to pander to the audience in order for him to win but he hid it under the fact he was ~all loving~ and here for the experience not the money or some ****. He constantly organized nomination boycotts (which I really think were just an attempt to save himself) and unfortunately production and his fellow housemates followed along with his **** and it angered me :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Siavash getting ejected for constant rule breaking would have been hilarious (especially since Kitten got ejected for far less) but it wasn't meant to be. The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :(

Another reason I hate Siavash is due to his 'relationship' with Noirin and I use the term relationship loosely because they like made out a few times and that's it? And then Siavash wanted to start a relationship with her but she knocked him back and he had a meltdown, and then the public took his side ffs despite the fact he was essentially cheating on his girlfriend :umm2:. The worst part of all this was during Noirin's eviction interview and Davina basically attacked her for the whole situation, saying “HE LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU” (or something like that) and it was really gross. I didn't understand why Noirin was getting all the blame when Siavash was the one previously in a relationship and was cheat... oh wait it's because she's female.

Ofc the public bought into Siavash's bull**** and liked him for being 'a character' or something (when we lost genuine characters like Angel RIP) and he managed to make the ****ing final, where he was hilariously crushed by Sophie <3333 so that's a small victory I guess, but not enough to make up for Siavash's detrimental contribution to BB10 (he's one of the main reasons I don't like it).

In conclusion: Siavash is a prick who tried to mask his audience manipulation under the pretence of selflessness and love and it made me sick. Also apparently he was a male model :umm2:

Saving Pete, he gets too much hate imo

219: WAITING FOR UR PROFILE RIHCE
save Saffia, cut Rex

218:
Sam Pepper
Big Brother 11 (7th Place)

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No, you aren't looking at an unkempt lesbian. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Sam Pepper. Not content with burying the BB coffin with a below-average series, producers took it to themselves to stick Sam in despite already being rejected by the housemates themselves a few weeks previous. Entering as part of the 'Ignore the Obvious' task, Sam was forced to wear OTT clothing by Big Brother. Everything after this showcased Sam to be the same person he is to this day: an attention seeking irritant.

In true "let's create forced drama!!!!!!!" fashion, Sam went for the shows front runner, Josie, pretty much from the off. If it was anything classic or noteworthy I'd have let him off, but I can only really recall him winding her up by going for the "you're a bore" cliché and sticking his willy in her face (I'm not making that up am I? That did happen?).

Since BB Sam's gone on to gain internet 'stardom', with his latest antics causing police questioning due to 'sexual harassment'. Lad.

217:
Callum Knell (BB14)

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Ok, ok. I do appreciate that some people do like Callum and appreciated him for the hot mess that he is/was but, like… I can’t even do that, I'm sorry. There’s ironically supporting someone and then there’s just supporting Callum. I've a number of thoughts about Callum, and none of them are exactly what I'd describe as supporting. Or ironic, I hope. He just really irritated me and I can’t exactly say why. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed every time a housemate appeared on screen before Callum came along (maybe that’s why then). And when he did come along, Callum at first seemed like a vaguely normal human being.

Until he met Jackie Travers, that is.

I’ve got a very slight bias for Jackie Travers, I'm not sure if you've noticed. And when she first heard Callum’s (actually not true I don’t think?) claim that he slept with a mother and a daughter once, boy, did she not let go of that. I've erased much of it from my memory but I don't recall it particularly changing my opinion of Callum, more so strengthening my love for all things Jackie Travers and her fractured hand-induced.. ness. And from then on a rivalry was born which was made stranger by him attempting tirelessly to do her daughter all through this, and yes I’d much rather focus on this than the Callum-Dexter rivalry because neither of those two people are really any good at just generally existing as people when I think about it.

So yeah, Callum was incredibly awkward and also incredibly up for a bizarre feud or two. Like, he had his stand-out moments in his confusing relationship with Charlie Travers (“soar”, and that’s more or less the end of the list) but whilst some use that as a reason for his brilliance as a housemate, they made me want to glue my eyelids shut more than anything so? Oh, and speaking of wanting to glue one’s eyelids shut, he did done a striptease for some reason (…trust me, there was nothing there to tease). I just feel sorry for anyone who was eating during that particular moment, because it wouldn’t have stayed down long. Callum also had a nice friendship with Sam which was actually only nice if you liked either Callum or Sam, or both, or could actually even bare them as housemates. Or as people. I liked neither and therefore their friendship made me want to vomit just as much as Callum’s striptease did.

And then he started playing with knives and plotting to smother Dexter in his sleep and stuff and he was evicted over Hazel and it was glorious? God bless Dexter’s fan base (that couldn’t get Sam out at the twenty two odd opportunities they had to do so (over Dan and Sophie lol) or get behind him enough to win). As I said, I don’t have positive feelings towards either of them, but Dexter only made me want to stick my foot through the TV a couple of times a week, not every minute of the day like his foe did. Which is nice.

So that was Callum. I’m off to puke.

I'm saving Lauren and I'm assuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.

216:
David 'Yorkshire Pudding' Ramsden

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Bea described David perfectly when she said 'He's like a Yorkshire pudding. Without gravy (Lisa) he's bland and lacking in taste'.

David entered BB10 as the gay bubbly man from Yorkshire filled with knowledge from the outside world so he would have known who was popular and whatnot. Instead he aligned himself with Public Enemy #1 chain smoking Lisa and with that they were wedged on their bus stop throughout the during of their stays inside the house. I think they even say out a task to smoke at the bus stop?

David is too remembered for being a hissy fit thrower and a rivalry between David and Bea soon formed. Or, more accurately, Bea taking down David with every opportunity. For example, David proceeded to have a rant about being nominated but at the same time uttering 'I'm not bothered, really I'm not bothered' to which Bea said what we were all thinking, 'That was the most bothered response to being nominated I've ever seen'.

David also chanted 'Nanu Nanu' often but the less said about that the better (even Lisa told him to shut up).

Somehow David came third. Pity vote?


I save Queen Lea from going out at such an early stage.
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215:
Cut Jack & Joe, Save Sunshine

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Jack & Joe Glenny (BB14)


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I don't actually HATE Jack & Joe like I hate Gerry or Siavash for example but I still find them extremely annoying. They seemed really fake throughout and their act of like bickering with each other and jumping around for the cameras seemed really rehearsed and I was not here for it. Of course the British public has no taste so they lapped it up and they were fan favourites throughout despite them grating on my last nerve. I just don't get how their whole act was funny, not only because it wasn't genuine, but because they didn't make me laugh once. Luckily they only came fourth but apparently production still loves them because they make frequent appearances on BOTS and they were on the shortlist to enter the Timewarp Bunker or whatever that was called (I mean they are better than Helen but still...)

I can't really come up with anything else tbh (I need a BB14 rewatch – really I just need to experience Gina Rio again). I will say that the twins aren't necessarily awful people like Conor or Dennis and they weren't detrimental to the series like John James or Aaron but I don't like them and I find them fake as hell, so they need to go.

Saving Sunshine <333 (why was she nominated tho :umm2:)

214:
~Oh whatever I haven't kept count~ STUART PILKINGTON

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Tbh all I remember is Rachel being booed for his eviction and Davina cackling. The nasty twat. He cried over his daughter and failed to crowd surf because nobody wanted to associate themselves with his dull, extremely pointless existence. His Showmance was dull as **** as well. Like what a useless human being. Bore off.

I save Mario and if you don't like that then open your eyes.

213: WAITING FOR NICK'S PROFILE~
Save Orlaith, Cut Nik

212:
JESUS CHRIST @ the horror of these noms

cut Zoe save Adele

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212. Zoe Birkett (BB15) [I'll trust Shaun's judgment that she's 212]

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I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ :o :o :o I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.

I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.

211:
#211 - Jennifer Clark
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She got her mitts on Dale the bitch who does she think she is-
OK no. Whiney Big Brother housemates usually constitute good viewing, at least in the public's minds - Nikki Grahame, Jade Goody (the first time around), Makosi all did very well despite having breakdowns at the drop of some Cherry Tango. But once the golden era of Big Brother died along with Ken Russell, so did our patience and every diva that has since stepped through those double doors has been at least semi-hated.

One of the sillier and more pathetic ones was Jennifer. Her stand-out moment being one where she cried because Rex put some food on a picture she painted of Stuart led to one of the more shocking nights in Big Brother history and whilst that could be construed as "making drama" and "stealing the show" ultimately all she did was cry and tell Rex to **** off. The cogs and wheels were put in place by Dale, Rex, Darnell, Dennis, Rebecca and Mohamed.

Aside from that night she shacked up in bed with Dale, wore a lot of make-up that didn't suit her and some RIDICULOUS BEADS (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/d/dc/Jennifer_Clark.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130520175130), nominated literally the only good housemates available in the house at the time (Mario/Lisa/Rachel/Kat/Michael/Mo), and rightly had her ass handed to her in week three. What a waste of time.

210:
Isaac Stout - BB10:

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Two days. Two days. Isaac came in the house at a ridiculously late stage of the game after BB10 had what about seventeen housemates what walked? (Slight overreaction know). He came in and I along with many others I expect hoped for fireworks. His ex-girlfriend was then the notorious maneater Noirin who had charmed her way into the hearts of Sree , Marcus and Siavash. (Yeah she was the female equivalent of Pete from BB7). But. She had a boyfriend. His name was Isaac Stout. Isaac came in the house and did some slight dragging of Siavash as he was raged by him and Noirin it seemed. It wasn't fireworks though more like a sparkler. He then basically sulked around for two days refusing to get to know any fellow housemates really apart from his ex-girlfriend (Hello this is big brother?).

Queen Noirin then had to say a sad goodbye two days after Isaac had entered the house and Isaac pretty much decided that this was his end of his big brother journey. So it was goodbye Isaac after not that much longer than 48 hours in the house.

I save Tom

Reece then needs to choose to evict either Sophie from BB14, or Sezer, who will be #209.

208:
Vanessa Nimmo

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Vanessa quickly fell into the 'nice but dull' squad with her strong friendship with Shell and Daniel which meant that she quickly faded into irrelevance. She was also a calming influence towards Kitten too and was eventually the reason as to why she got out of the house because Kitten wanted her to have the money (LOL).

She grew into a hate figure during the bedsit task when she was exposed as being two faced to stellar fan favourite Michelle when she thought she had been evicted. Also during that week Vanessa became closer to the Jungle Cats and thus a hatred for Nadia and Marco grew. Also that week she let Jason molest her on the radiator which led to uncomfortable live feed footage but a hilarious moment for Emma and Michelle to revel in.

Anyway this all built up and of course fight night happened. Arguably you could say that Vanessa did not do much during fight night. Wrong - apparently after Vanessa screamed '**** OFF NADIA' she went and hit Nadia (and Nadia retaliated but w/e) which led to security being called into the house.

After producer's threw her a lifeline of having an extended week she did nothing lol but her actions on fight night got her evicted with a hefty 86% of the vote so good going girl.


I save Sallie Axl too because high street all the way



207:
Tamara Stewart-Wood
Big Brother 15 (19th Place)

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The best thing Tamara brought to BB15? Being evicted first.

Tamara Wood, everybody.. The self confessed "MANiPULATOR" (hm) who went on about how she likes to be in control and doesn't let men walk all over her etc in her VT. A promising proposition, we all love a bit of a feisty female and it looked like Tamara was going to deliver. Wrong. A few days in and she had already had the life sucked from her cheek bones by none other than Winston (and then got all pissy on twitter when he decided to move on to someone with an actual personality). Cuddles in the pod, date nights for two and feet-rubbing is pretty much what Tamara had to offer. It could be argued that she was Helen's partner in crime, but then again if she was she done a pretty naff job (aside from the odd bitchy comment here and there, she pretty much replied to Helen with a "yeah, I agree" each time). Perhaps she was guilty by association, but she had to go one way or another and her early departure is one of 15s only saving graces. Had she of stayed she'd have only slid herself further into Helen's arse anyway.

Tamara reminds me of a balloon, deflating over a week. Except it was never really pumped in the first place. A flat, rubbery balloon which exhaled a puff of air once every few hours.


206:
Save Anton, cut Jay

205:
Save Dean Cut Cameron

204:
cut Jonny save Nichola

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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)

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Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3

What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! :rolleyes: and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.

203:
Cristian MJC - BB16:

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'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.

Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?

I save Dale

and then Reece/Daniel_ have Andrew BB1, Paul BB2, Govan BB11 and Jonathan BB7 to fight over.

xoxoxo

[reece(:]

ty hun X

Not me being left with the dregs though

[Pete.]

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[Daniel.]

Welp Nick writeup is coming

[Daniel-X]

Me waiting for these write ups to done

http://i.imgur.com/VL0gX49.gif

[Daniel.]

Who else do I have to choose from?

[MB.]

Andrew BB1, Paul, Jonathan BB7 and Govan are left from mine.

[Daniel.]

Jonathan Leonard

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb7/pics_main/bb7_2006_jonathan_main.jpg


So I didn't mind Jonathan and he's hot, but really he made no impact. Like, compare the fact him and Shahbaz stayed the same amount of time. I would have seen him over Spiral thogh who was awful, but it's time for another bore to bite the dust. Also Aisleyne's meltdown over evicting him was ICONIC.

[Black Dagger]

Govan :yuk:

Although you didn't have much choice tbf.

[reece(:]

Be patient hoes

I'll get Rex out of the way after tea

[Pete.]

Be patient hoes

I'll get Rex out of the way after tea
and then for dessert some truth tea?

[Black Dagger]

I'm in no rush anyway luv!

[Daniel-X]

Me waiting for these write ups to done

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[Daniel-X]

Welp :bawling: is it three or four people left to do nominations and write ups from round eight?

[Daniel-X]

It's four OMG mess. Huge mess. Guess my noms will probably be posted at like five in the morning

[Shaun]

I need to write about Cameron ew

But I'm in London so I really cba unless I bump into him an he spits at me

[Daniel-X]

I need to write about Cameron ew

But I'm in London so I really cba unless I bump into him an he spits at me

Do it now pls pls pls I think you'll like who I've nominated. Just do short and sweet

[Black Dagger]

I'm curious with your noms. We have some really similar taste but idk if you will hate some of my faves left who I will need to be quick to rescue.

Perched for finally doing mine though. So many ghastly people left.

[Daniel-X]

I'm curious with your noms. We have some really similar taste but idk if you will hate some of my faves left who I will need to be quick to rescue.

Perched for finally doing mine though. So many ghastly people left.

No we have similar taste I've read two posts today about my nominated housemates who you dislike

[Shaun]

#whateverisaidhewas - Cameron Stout
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I'd rather Gaetano had won. Bible bashing dullard freak. And his face is probably the reddest I've ever seen without being an alcoholic? Cameron sucked and sucked and sucked.

Will that do

[Black Dagger]

No we have similar taste I've read two posts today about my nominated housemates who you dislike

Omfg slay. I know we had the same taste in housemates this year in CBB and BB16 and well Edwina Currie >> :clap1:

[Pete.]

You know a series is bad when no one wants to go to the Diary Room to complete a task for Big Brother.

[Daniel-X]

#whateverisaidhewas - Cameron Stout
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I'd rather Gaetano had won. Bible bashing dullard freak. And his face is probably the reddest I've ever seen without being an alcoholic? Cameron sucked and sucked and sucked.

Will that do

YAS. Thanku hun

[Black Dagger]

Save Anton, cut Jay

~Idkha.gif~ JAY MCKRAY

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So yeah. Geordie Shore came into prominent 'essential' viewing back in 2011 and this left us with the producers casting us with this ****ing awful character. Jay Wigglesworthit or whatever his real name is had very little redeemable qualities in life, his skat fetish is one of the bizarre things to happen to this show that I have ever seen and this has included seeing a woman shoving a wine bottle right up her minge. He was aggressive and basic and his Showmance was one of the most nauseating things ever. Like didn't he write her messages in his own blood and show her his **** on tissues? ****ing oddball. Safe to say the relationship didn't last all that long afterwards to no shock. He also tried a music career and polluted our ears. And attacked a bunch of bananas. Yeah he should have been the first BB12 housemate gone for putting **** in a freezer alone but we sort of let him just float by until this stage. Thankfully he's gone now. Just make sure he doesn't go near anymore freezers. That would be nice. Disgusting tramp.

I save Anton because it was a very limited choice and I'd have rode his dick I guess.

[Daniel.]

Jay was hot

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I would I guess if he kept his mouth shut.

[Babayaro.]

Wait, Jay was into scat? :umm2:

[Daniel.]

Nick Henderson

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So Nick, he had potential to me but ended up being a horrid bore who I couldnt't stand AT ALL. When everyone stanned him early on for ding nothing was awful. He was awful. Blah

Save Orlaith

Short and sweet

[Black Dagger]

He kept mentioning **** with Louise so I'm just going to assume he didn't mind it.

[Pete.]

Jay's song/video was honestly atrocious

[Black Dagger]

Oh God Nick was such a disappointment. I loved his VT

[Pete.]

I can't believe how Nick became so awful, boring and socially awkward based on his VT and entrance?

[reece(:]

I need to write about Cameron ew

But I'm in London so I really cba unless I bump into him an he spits at me
You got him out?:flutter:

Nearly done Rex

[reece(:]

I can't believe how Nick became so awful, boring and socially awkward based on his VT and entrance?
One of the BIGGEST letdowns ever, from launch night he was my fave from his VT (</3) but he quickly became a massive letdown and totally nothing like what we were promised.

[Babayaro.]

He kept mentioning **** with Louise so I'm just going to assume he didn't mind it.

Mess

[MB.]

I can't believe how Nick became so awful, boring and socially awkward based on his VT and entrance?

...you couldn't believe he'd be socially awkward based on his very awkward VT and entrance? :suspect:

[Pete.]

One of the BIGGEST letdowns ever, from launch night he was my fave from his VT (</3) but he quickly became a massive letdown and totally nothing like what we were promised.
I reckon he would have gone in the quadruple if nominations were reversed (but so would have Jade and Eileen)

[Pete.]

...you couldn't believe he'd be socially awkward based on his very awkward VT and entrance? :suspect:
At least Nick was confident in his VT 'I won't win, hate me etc' - I saw none of that when he went in the house

[Daniel.]

Jonathan Leonard

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb7/pics_main/bb7_2006_jonathan_main.jpg


So I didn't mind Jonathan and he's hot, but really he made no impact. Like, compare the fact him and Shahbaz stayed the same amount of time. I would have seen him over Spiral thogh who was awful, but it's time for another bore to bite the dust. Also Aisleyne's meltdown over evicting him was ICONIC.

Buy Shower by Becky G

[Black Dagger]

Aisleyne's meltdown <33

I'm so sad I hated her this series.

[Daniel.]

Jonathan Leonard

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb7/pics_main/bb7_2006_jonathan_main.jpg


So I didn't mind Jonathan and he's hot, but really he made no impact. Like, compare the fact him and Shahbaz stayed the same amount of time. I would have seen him over Spiral thogh who was awful, but it's time for another bore to bite the dust. Also Aisleyne's meltdown over evicting him was ICONIC.

Buy Shower by Becky G/

[Pete.]

Buy Shower by Becky G

Buy Shower by Becky G/

The promo

[Pete.]

Jonathan would have slept towards the final (unless he went in the two doubles) - I'd rather Spiral went in and became a hate figure and left over someone worthy of a place like Aisleyne than Jonathan who would have been a Jennie/Michael

[Daniel.]

I loved Rex :hee:

[Daniel.]

I don't think Jennie was as boring as made out

[Macie Lightfoot]

Jay's perfectly fine and my BB12 rewatch revealed that his worst crime was an asinine showmance :shrug:

and I didn't even find Nick's VT that good? It was obvious that he was the latest creation from The Dexter Koh Factory from the start :rolleyes:

[Black Dagger]

Jennie would have been great in any later series.

[Pete.]

I don't think Jennie was as boring as made out
Neither, her Mikey draggings >>>>

[Daniel-X]

ROUND 9:

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Left-Right: Claire (BB1), Sandy (BB3), PJ (BB3), Marco (BB5), Anthony (BB6), Imogen (BB7), Michael (BB7), Maysoon (BB9), Alexandra (BB9), Mohamed (BB9), Rebecca (BB9), Tom (BB10), Charlie (BB10), Andrew (BB11), Sam (BB14), Wolfy (BB14), Pav (BB15) Danny (BB16),

[Pete.]

Michael Cheshire

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Michael was such a basic housemate it was #BeyondBelief. He entered the House Next Door and added nothing to it except for throwing a strop at Spiral for talking about his sexuality on the first night (a theme that would run throughout his time in the house). I remember Michael being in the Diary Room and hearing Lea in the main house and, thinking that he really heard Jayne, he put himself forward to be 'evicted' by Aisleyne. Not only did the producer's twist fail spectacularly without intention it also meant that Michael was added into the main house :sleep: along with Queen Jennie

Once inside the house he decided to shave and dye his hair in a desperate attempt to copy favourite to win Pete but this ploy was quickly picked up on by Nikki and Glyn. This was soooo desperate on Michael part probably because he knew he had 0 personality and had to do something to make up for it. He also got his university results in the house but his celebrations were not as half as iconic as Shell's were.

Out of Michael's stay in the house he had a stupid 'I'm gay but I don't want to talk about it because there's so much more to me!!!!' thing going on which led to several arguments with Richard who I think called him a queen, which Michael of course took offence to. He was also particularly nasty and cruel during the prison task if I remember rightly but at least showed some emotion when Richard got his letter from home.

Basically his ploy as a 'gay-but-straight' housemate failed when producers decided to make the 'Best Friends' eviction a vote to save in order to get Michael and his dire friend Spiral out.

I believe Michael was one of the few Channel 4 housemates that didn't get an agent when he left the house because the fame aspect of BB didn't appeal to him. Maybe he should have done a few photoshoots instead of stealing from Aisleyne oop.

I also save Alexandra because you'll never be ready, never ever be ready, memba I told you

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Sandy cut PJ

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#. PJ Ellis (BB3)

http://i.imgur.com/C3o5WIh.png

I think it's fitting to take PJ out right after taking Jonny out because they're easily the two worst parts of BB3.

1) As pictured above, one night in BB3 Jade and PJ got rly drunk and she gave him a handie. She thought there was something there so she was all ^_^ and gave him a hug the next day while he just stood there with his hands in his pockets all http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/indifferent.gif refusing to acknowledge that she even existed and it was really gross.

2) PJ is really bitter and self-entitled and threw a fit when Alex made him live on the poor side of the house again when he wasn't even nominally friends with Alex and other people were in the same situation but took it so much better. Like, I understand being upset and annoyed but when you literally frame it as Alex making the wrong decision, nuh uh sis.

3) His eviction interview was awful. He tried to pretend that Davina sounded GUTTED that he was going to be evicted and booed because of course the eviction of PJ Ellis is such a travesty (alol thankfully the rest of the house kept him in check and was just like :rolleyes: that didn't even happen and nobody cares enough to boo you ****) and then he spent his whole eviction interview trying to play it off like he only kissed Jade but he doesn't blame her because he's soooooo attractive :rolleyes:

Three strikes and you're OUT! As a closing thought on everyone's favorite topic of sexism in BBUK, would a woman as boring and slightly gross as PJ be given nearly as much slack as he was? I think not.

[Black Dagger]

Evict Charlie, save Mo

[Pete.]

Does this mean Rihce has 4 write ups to do lmao

[Black Dagger]

This round :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Does this mean Rihce has 4 write ups to do lmao

I still think he's got two to evict as well :joker:

[Daniel-X]

Petemitch: Evict Michael, Save Alexandra
Macie: Evict PJ, Save Sandy
Lucas: Evict Charlie, Save Mohamed
Daniel_: Evict Sam, Save Imogen

[Daniel.]

Sam Evans

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sam-big-brother-harry-styles.jpg

So Sam, probably the most boring winner of all time and one of the worst (either him, Helen or Aaron) because well, he did nothing. At first I actually thought he was going to be good what with his and Jemima's flirtmance having potential to be an interesting storyline. However, he soon became the most irrelevant person in the BB14 house having little to no role in the dynamics of the house. He was friends with Callum and Gina, but at least they had story's away from him. Also he had a weird and unexplained (#bringbacklivefeed) rivalry with Sophie which gave us a few mini rows but nothing too interesting. Then in the final week he took over Callum as Dexter's enemy and went on to win, when it should have been Gina Rio. Bye Sam

[Daniel.]

I loved Imogen im so tempted to use my pass on her

[reece(:]

save Saffia, cut Rex
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REX NEWMARK - BB9, 4th place
http://images.ok.co.uk/dynamic/3/451x567/1933_1.jpg

Rex is THAT guy that BB producers cast every so often which many viewers get behind because they are the self obsessed hunk with a pretentious attitude. This attitude is shown almost straight away in his VT with the overplayed "kicked out of # schools card" and bragging about his job/earnings..:sleep: He's not even that good looking.. All I remember of him from the first few weeks was taking over the kitchen and being all high and mighty about it (why oh why did Alexandra have to rub his ego in chipgate :rolleyes:) but normally I'd find kitchen battleaxes such as Carole or Mutha P fun however Rex was just awfully self important his ways of going about it like just because you're a chef in a restaurant doesn't mean everyone else should not get a look in at mealtime.. And he's not good at being funny/troll-y at all, what he did to Jen's picture wasn't amusing and the way he went about it afterwards which triggered fightnight 2.0 was just tiring to watch. Iirc he was also quite sleazy in week 1 as he would flirt heavily with Stephanie even though he had a girlfriend on the outside world, who I'll get to next. The alliance of him, Mohamed and Darnell was also an awful threesome that we had to put up with for 3 months.

The Nicole/Rex saga was incredibly tiring also, the whole three weeks of her being there was an awful tirade of emotional abuse from Rex, which you could see was breaking down and damaging to Nicole as she would constantly rely on his approval on things. The whole saga was just really depressing and creepy as Rex kept trying to urge Nicole to spill on her outside world info (which was him getting bashed in the papers for allegedly cheating). so yeah, gj for being a sociopath.

He gets championed for being one of those "legends" that "tells it like it is" and "winds them all up" (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN ANYMORE) thus letting said housemate get away with awful antics like targeting most women of the house but being too afraid to confront men (like when he actively dragged the likes of Dale/Stuart but would then kiss their behinds in person). The wonderful stuff he got up to includes but is not limited to calling Bex a fat ****... and hurling abusive remarks at Rachel who often had his corner... and childishly gurning and being passive aggressive at Lisa.... and contributing alongside Darnell to the bullying of Sara "the *****". But like true comeuppance style with these "legends" (such as Marq's eviction against Harry, John James being quad-clocked, Ziggy flopping at the end after sizzling out etc etc) he got CLOCKED at the very end of the show as the girls he was antagonising crushed him in the final and thus he flopped out in 4th place. I'm sure there's more awful antics to him (such as refusing to wear pink underwear for a task or other misogynistic **** like trashing Maysoon because she was not as sexual in the house as she was in her VT...) but I cba to go anymore in depth on HMs that I cannot fathom. Rex returned in BB10 to shock the housemates because he's such a WINDUP and SO FUNNY lols <3 URGH. He is the definition of overrated and thankfully he has been snubbed ever since.
.

[Daniel.]

Rex isn't as bad as Marc for sure

[Jack_]

I'd swap you for scrabble remains iconic <3

[Daniel.]

Jack to worship me for cutting Sam?,

[Pete.]

I'd swap you for scrabble remains iconic <3
Justice for Rachel

[Black Dagger]

I'd swap you for scrabble remains iconic <3

She could buy lots of boxes of scrabble for him with the money she rightfully won <3

[reece(:]

Who are my other choices to cut/save?

[Daniel-X]

Who are my other choices to cut/save?

From this round there's loads and loads left Reece :)

One round you have to choose from Sezer and Sophie (BB14)

and another I think it's Andrew (BB1) and Dean but I'm not sure

[MB.]

Pav Paul (BB15)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FU7h8lEGcUA/Twiq4UlAjpI/AAAAAAAAACg/I3EbLlnVpBA/s1600/Pointless.jpg

The most interesting thing about him was the fact that Digital Spy was convinced he was Muslim.

Anyway, Pav entered BB15 along with Biannca and Zoe, at a stage that felt approximately two days before the final, and whilst we were teased with rumours of Kimberly’s boyfriend and Helen’s former… work colleague and Steven’s mum (oh what could have been </3), they seemed fairly okay? Of course, despite his claim of having a psychology degree somehow setting him up to be some sort of master manipulator in the house, he was quickly overshadowed by Biannca’s tits and Zoe’s general aura (…I’m getting Pontins, 2002…) and seemed nothing but doomed when he and the other two newbies were put against the public vote. Miraculously, Big Brother’s hardcore Sikh viewership (???) rallied to save him and he somehow outlasted Biannca (which I was actually quite happy about – Biannca was only going to become even closer to Helen’s group and I’d much rather remember her as the four-day wonder she was than some bad smell with saggy boobs). So far, so good.

And then nothing really happened? Like, he was saved and… that was it for three or so weeks? As with all BBUK intruders, the old housemates quickly turned against them and tried their damnedest to turf Pav and Zoe out, which half-worked (thanks Tesco workers of the United Kingdom), yet Pav stuck around despite facing whatever odds a late entrant named Pavandeep has on this show.

As it became clear that Pav wasn’t going anywhere, and as the Pointless Pav nickname grew a little stale, he was quickly given the ‘gameplayer’ tag as an excuse to nominate him (fun fact, he holds the joint-highest nominations tally of BB15. With Marlon. Let that sink in for a minute). If that wasn’t enough, another attempt to make Pav relevant soon came along in the form of Chris. Yes, the strangest love triangle ever seen on this show – in which none of those involved were in any way in love with one another – was born and god the last few weeks of BB15 were bad, weren’t they? This was the point that I properly went off Pav because it made me question whether I liked Chris or not and with so many dreadful characters that year, I so needed somebody who I knew I could support for ten weeks without them turning into a crazed jealous boyfriend. Ah well.

So basically he ended up winning a place in the final over Mark and Winston, neither of which I can say I’d rather was there, and as fate had always dictated, he left first on finale night alongside his sort-of-arch-enemy-for-a-bit, Bhangra dancing his way down the stairs as he did so. By that point, he’d more or less become a part of Helen’s clique so sadly even the notion of voting for Pav as a lolrandom winner (the suggestion of which was actually quite serious and very worrying at one point?) was a step too far. Which was good, because it turns out that in the end Pav just sort of sucked.

I’m saving Maysoon because I don’t want to look like a racist now do I.

(#Justice4Michael)

[Black Dagger]

Who are my other choices to cut/save?

Sophie BB14 vs Sezer for Jake's round. Then Andrew BB1 vs Paul BB2 for MB's and then obviously whoever for Daniels round.

[MB.]

Reece's is between Andrew and Paul

[Jack_]

Jack to worship me for cutting Sam?,

oh yeah I forgot yaaaaaasssss END THE WORST WINNER OF ANY REALITY SHOW EVER THE ****ING DULL ****ING **** :cheer2: :cheer2: BANISH HA TO A LIFETIME OF IRRELEVANCE <33333

She could buy lots of boxes of scrabble for him with the money she rightfully won <3

:nono:

[reece(:]

save Bex, cut Andrew BB11
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ANDREW EDMONDS - BB11, 5th place
http://i2.cdnds.net/10/33/bb11_main_andrew_edmonds_day_72.jpg

Andrew is one of those dull as **** housemates that has to be given countless tasks to give them relevance.. *flashbacks of the dire Jack Bauer task :rolleyes:* And really he had no place being a housemate never mind being in the BB11 final (shuddering at that lineup). Yeah so Andrew sucked bigtime and you just knew he'd never be nominated.

What else is there? He wanted to **** Caoimhe... he sung to the crowd with Corin... he jacked off in a watermelon... he had something against Rachel... he entered the house in a spaceship...

[reece(:]

Reece's is between Andrew and Paul
Save Andrew BB1, CUT PAUL!!!
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PAUL CLARKE - BB2, fifth place
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB2/CFF/normal_Celebrity%20Fear%20Factor%20-%20Big%20Brother%202_s%20Helen%20and%20Paul%20and% 20BB3_s%20Spencer%20106.jpg

Ugh, so Paul... dull dull dull, and not even attractive to make up for it. One of the many awful people in BB2 (there's quite a lot actually!) This arsehole survived FOUR head to head evictions over queens Amma and Narinder</3.
boring showmance? CHECK. homophobic? CHECK. hypocrite and underlying misogyny? CHECK.

three strikes and you're out mate.

[LukeB]

save Bex

:clap2:

(the fact she got evicted over mo :umm2:)

[reece(:]

Sophie BB14 vs Sezer for Jake's round. Then Andrew BB1 vs Paul BB2 for MB's and then obviously whoever for Daniels round.
cut Sophie, save Sezer

[Black Dagger]

:clap2:

(the fact she got evicted over mo :umm2:)

Well deserved. She was ****ing gross.

She's lucky Charlie Drummond exists or she would be GONE.

[reece(:]

Remember the Save and Replace (veto style) is allowed now and the final passes are all still in play I believe.

[Jack_]

*waits for Troy to use his on Sam*

[reece(:]

Does this mean Rihce has 4 write ups to do lmao
Yall can wait until I do ALL 4 before any more rounds commence

[reece(:]

:clap2:

(the fact she got evicted over mo :umm2:)
Mo really was awful (is he out yet?!?!)

[Black Dagger]

Yall can wait until I do ALL 4 before any more rounds commence

Fine by me luv. I need to write my list of which disgusting people can face my wrath.

[Daniel.]

I am using my final pass on Imogen!

[Black Dagger]

Mo really was awful (is he out yet?!?!)

I just saved him for reasons I really am not aware of.

[reece(:]

I am using my final pass on Imogen!
:clap1:

[reece(:]

And why on earth was QUEEN Adele nominated earlier on?

[LukeB]

Mo really was awful (is he out yet?!?!)

no </3

[LukeB]

I am using my final pass on Imogen!

:worship:

[EspeonBB]

Mess.

I'll cut Stuart and save Justine I guess lol idk

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Stuart Hosking (BB2)


http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/9/9f/Stuart_Hosking.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130427170849

I didn't know ET was on Big Brother 2? :o

Anyway I've only seen the first four weeks of BB2 (i.e. up to Narinder's eviction) and I hated Stuart. He was really smarmy misogynistic bore who like cried about his children all day and I could really care less. The only moment he was a part of is when Amma screeched at him from two rooms away "YOU'RE SMALL SMUG AND **** I HATE YOU!!!" and it was great, but Stuart didn't contribute anything to do so lol. Luckily Stuart got evicted in week 2 so he didn't stink the screen up with his presence any longer.

Oh yeah he randomly came back in the Timewarp twist which annoyed me because they could have gotten [insert BB6 housemate here] but oh well

Saving Justine, because who else was I meant to save lol

Buy Bad Blood on iTunes

[reece(:]

no </3
Him and Anton really need to be out soon for the greater good.

[EspeonBB]

Wait not another round starting whilst I was out, who's left?

[Daniel-X]

Buy Bad Blood on iTunes

My round is up and great summing up of Stuart only seen clips and stuff of BB2 but from what I saw he was terrible

[LukeB]

Him and Anton really need to be out soon for the greater good.

:clap2: this needs to happen

(is Mikey still in too from BB9?) he also needs to go

[Pete.]

Michael Cheshire

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/judge-rinder-michael-cheshire.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&strip=all&w=768&h=460&crop=1

Michael was such a basic housemate it was #BeyondBelief. He entered the House Next Door and added nothing to it except for throwing a strop at Spiral for talking about his sexuality on the first night (a theme that would run throughout his time in the house). I remember Michael being in the Diary Room and hearing Lea in the main house and, thinking that he really heard Jayne, he put himself forward to be 'evicted' by Aisleyne. Not only did the producer's twist fail spectacularly without intention it also meant that Michael was added into the main house :sleep: along with Queen Jennie

Once inside the house he decided to shave and dye his hair in a desperate attempt to copy favourite to win Pete but this ploy was quickly picked up on by Nikki and Glyn. This was soooo desperate on Michael part probably because he knew he had 0 personality and had to do something to make up for it. He also got his university results in the house but his celebrations were not as half as iconic as Shell's were.

Out of Michael's stay in the house he had a stupid 'I'm gay but I don't want to talk about it because there's so much more to me!!!!' thing going on which led to several arguments with Richard who I think called him a queen, which Michael of course took offence to. He was also particularly nasty and cruel during the prison task if I remember rightly but at least showed some emotion when Richard got his letter from home.

Basically his ploy as a 'gay-but-straight' housemate failed when producers decided to make the 'Best Friends' eviction a vote to save in order to get Michael and his dire friend Spiral out.

I believe Michael was one of the few Channel 4 housemates that didn't get an agent when he left the house because the fame aspect of BB didn't appeal to him. Maybe he should have done a few photoshoots instead of stealing from Aisleyne oop.

I also save Alexandra because you'll never be ready, never ever be ready, memba I told you
Buy Cool for the Summer

[Daniel-X]

Petemitch: Evict Michael, Save Alexandra
Macie: Evict PJ, Save Sandy
Lucas: Evict Charlie, Save Mohamed
Daniel_: Evict Sam, Save Imogen
MB: Evict Pav, Save Maysoon
Reece: Evict Andrew, Save Bex

Remaining: Claire (BB1), Marco (BB5), Anthony (BB6), Tom (BB10), Wolfy (BB14), Danny (BB16)

[reece(:]

:clap2: this needs to happen

(is Mikey still in too from BB9?) he also needs to go
I think he is and agree with that too

[Pete.]

Yall can wait until I do ALL 4 before any more rounds commence
3 now

[Jack_]

Mikey > Rachel

The joke he told about the dog :laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

I was saying last night I was shocked Danny just sort of slipped under the radar.

[LukeB]

how did Danny beat Sarah :omgno:

[reece(:]

Rankers remember IMOGEN is immune from further nominations until the top 75!

[EspeonBB]

welp idk whether to cut Marco or Wolfy :worry:

[Black Dagger]

Oh god can we not bring Sarah up again.

[EspeonBB]

I'll cut Marco and save Anthony

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Marco Sabba (BB5)

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130423173702/bigbrotheruk/images/8/82/Bb5_2004_marco_main.jpg

What an awful screeching MONSTER. His elimination was long overdue (I tried) but I'm glad I'm the one who is able to get this thing out. I think people like Marco (or at least forget his many bad qualities) due to his association with goddesses Michelle & Nadia but he was seriously awful for the three weeks he was there and he doesn't get nearly enough hate. He's like the only blemish on an otherwise flawless BB5 cast (along with Jason). He is truly ugly on inside and on the outside.

Marco was the leader of the “Lip Gloss Bitches” and although two of my favourite housemates of all time were in that alliance I didn't really have any time for them. They just started food fights for like no reason and I can imagine living in that environment would be really annoying. Especially with Marco who is so ****ing annoying. He would always run around the house screeching at the top of his lungs and clapping his hands like a seal and it irritated me to no end, as well as his fellow housemates. The worst thing about it was that he thought he was being funny and I honestly can't name a moment where he was funny.

He also had an intense hatred of the “Jungle Cats”, especially Crazy King Ahmed and I would argue that some of the hated from Marco crossed over into racial hatred but that's just my take on it. Obviously Marco and Ahmed were always going to clash due to their lifestyles but Marco was borderline deranged in his hatred and it was uncomfortable to watch, Ahmed didn't really do that much to him to warrant it imo. Also he would sit around bitching about people (I especially remember him doing this a lot in his final week) and complaining about boring people staying. Like **** off no one wants to hear it.

However, the worst Marco moment for me was without a doubt during Fight Night, where I'd argue he was the main instigator of it and it annoys me he gets like no flak for it. He basically spent the entire night winding up Jason and dancing in his face and although I hate Jason too he was obviously going to get angry and yet Marco still did it and he thrived on it. He continued to mock Jason yet when Jason confronted him about it he hid behind Nadia and wouldn't partake in any actual conflict and it was so cowardly but expected from an awful person like Marco. I just hated how he basically started the fight and yet let his 'friends' take the fall for it whilst he jumped around in the background instigating some more, and yet he basically got no blame for it, ugh.

Marco should have really been ejected then and there but unluckily we had to wait another week until he was finally turfed out (to loud cheers as well ffs). I dread to think of a world where Nadia or Michelle are evicted over him but thankfully I don't have to think about it.

In conclusion: you will not win this competition, because you are an ugly person and have an ugly personality. God don't like ugly

Saving Anthony

[MB.]

(Michael > Richard tbh)

[reece(:]

how did Danny beat Sarah :omgno:
How did he get third :omgno:

[Pete.]

I don't get the Imogen love, someone enlighten me http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/kimkoffee.gif