BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[Lostie!]

served Tesco Kinga by shoving a banana up his ass

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Unless Macie wants to sacrifice Siavash more in which case I could stop him getting out Freddie /making up my own rules.

[Daniel.]

I would have saved Freddie if I had seen him :worry:

[reece(:]

Lemme do the update:

REECE: cut Marq, save Wolfy
DANIEL-X: cut Becky, save Jonny
MB: cut Kim, save Joel
DANIEL: cut Arron, save Liam
LUCAS: cut Luke, save Siavash
PETE: cut Mikey, save Richard
SHAUN: cut Marlon, save Marco

Remaining: Aden, Freddie, Cameron and Mohamed?
for Macie/Jake

or did Macie pick two idk.

[Jake.]

eh I'll let Macie decide, if he wants to evict Cameron he can because he'll most likely be abke to write something about him

[Daniel.]

Not me and Lucas both not seeing Freddie, not here for him being edited in?

[Black Dagger]

I would have saved Freddie if I had seen him :worry:

Yeah I panic with this game clearly and didn't notice him and as for BB10 he is better than Siavash lol

[reece(:]

Not me and Lucas both not seeing Freddie, not here for him being edited in?
Halfwits teas?

[Jake.]

but if he wants to stick with getting rid of Freddie and saving Mo I'll have to evict Aden and save Cameron

[reece(:]

Jake being left with the leftovers again </3

[EspeonBB]

Lol Freddie was always there as a nom, I had to edit in his picture because I thought it was under "Freddie" on Brantsteele but it was under "Frederick" instead :umm2:

[Black Dagger]

Halfwits teas?

:joker:

[Jake.]

Jake being left with the leftovers again </3

I can NOT keep on writing about BB12ers </3

[Pete.]

Lol Freddie was always there as a nom, I had to edit in his picture because I thought it was under "Freddie" on Brantsteele but it was under "Frederick" instead :umm2:
And in the game his name is Freddie and Halfwit :britdrown:

[Daniel-X]

243rd - Becky Hannon - BB13:

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#C'monYaBastards

No. Just no. Becky entered the house and set her sights on poor Deana. Deana was a weak link at the house at the time she wasn't particularly liked so Becky saw her chance and decided to attack Deana in hopes she could stay in the house. Deana felt betrayed and Becky assured her that she did like her genuinely. This reassurance from Becky lasted around another day before the fat mess quickly latched herself onto the 'popular' group inside the house and targeted the outsiders. Her VT meant nothing also she came across as this fun loving cheery girl who would win over the public. This was not the case.

Becky managed to stay in the house and practically didn't mind being thrown under the bus by her so called 'friends'. Oh no she'd rather get someone who cared about her like Queen Lauren Carre get targeted. Is this the most idiotic housemate of all time I present you with? Her friend group didn't even like her. No.

Hypocrite much? Yes. She didn't mind joining in making fun of Deana 'Hahahaha she eats cornflakes with her hands' but when Luke made a comment about her BMI she lost it and threatened to quit having a full blown torrent of madness at Luke and throwing comments left right and centre before breaking down and then admitting she'd been keeping luxury food items under her bed while her housemates where on basic rations.

Why didn't we just vote in the Indian Brian Dowling Bhavesh as he dubbed himself?


I save Jonny

Becky's is finished

[Pete.]

I love Deana and all but she exaggerated the betrayal thing

[Black Dagger]

I had such a hate love hate with Becky. That week her and Deana stayed she was glorious. She soon went to being a grotesque twat. And is a worthy early elimination.

[Daniel-X]

I love Deana and all but she exaggerated the betrayal thing

It was betrayal Becky practically ditched her as soon as she could get the chance

[Pete.]

It was betrayal Becky practically ditched her as soon as she could get the chance
I think Deana flipping ha **** gave her a good excuse to leave rather than being seen as the last one alienating the Asian gal

[Daniel-X]

She was embarrassing Conor said to everyone to nominate her and Deana. Lauren told BB so no foul play would happen. Becky then told the other housemates what Lauren had done despite them going to nominate her.

Mess

[Jack_]

Becky did at least have the best entrance of all time <3

[Daniel-X]

Becky did at least have the best entrance of all time <3


Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahaha


NO

[Black Dagger]

Becky did at least have the best entrance of all time <3

Kemal >>

[MB.]

Turns out I want to write less about Kimberly than I thought I did.

[Jack_]

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahaha


NO

hahahahahaha yes. Fact.

[Shaun]

in that case... save Marco, evict Marlon I suppose

#244 - Marlon Wallen (BB15)
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I don't think anyone's bothered to write about Marlon since the hospital he was born in filled out the birth certificate. I actually officially "didn't mind" Marlon throughout his stay in BB15 and he barely registered on my radar. But when it came to the ultimate possibility of either him or Ashleigh being evicted in BB15's latest in a miriad of crap rigged evictions (IIRC it was whoever had the most nominations?) then Marlon had to be sacrificed, really.

In fact the only time I remember him doing anything was discussing nominations with Ash and their delusional thoughts on who "deserved to be up" (Toya and Ashleigh, in this instance). I mean imagine such a thing. Marlon and Ash thinking they're above Toya and Ashleigh. El oh el oh el.

And, ultimately, Matthew accidentally called him 'Marvin' once. I think that says it all about his impact on Big Brother history. Sorry, Marlon. T'ra.

I save Marco because he took out his mum on eviction night and to be honest that was quite funny.

there we go, hunties x

[Daniel-X]

hahahahahaha yes. Fact.

Just checking the facts and it says no. It says Nikki had the best entrance

[Jack_]

Just checking the facts and it says no. It says Nikki had the best entrance

I don't recall her jumping in the pool and shouting COME ON YA BASTADS

any entrance that only involves walking through the door is dull

[Macie Lightfoot]

Imma cut Freddie and save Mohamed I guess?

#. Freddie "Halfwit" "Fred****" Fisher (BB10)

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/BB10-Freddie-f4-431x300.jpg

omfg his gesticulations are the worst.

So yeah, I can't stand Freddie at all and neither could the rest of the BB10 cast! He became an easy nominations target because he would over-enunciate random words and drone on about politics and other **** and was just generally a snooty privileged rich kid, but unfortunately there's nothing more that the GBP loves more than an early series victim! Freddie quickly became That Housemate who was placed on a pedestal where he could do no wrong and everyone else was constantly wronging him, he would keep getting nominated in a head-to-head eviction, he would get like 30% of the vote to evict at most, and then a much better HM like Sophia or Angel or Sree would be evicted :rolleyes: It was like this for a whole month and it was painfully predictable. I personally think that the early weeks of BB10 are some of the worst in franchise history and I place a lot of the blame on the predictability surrounding Fred****.

Freddie was just really ****ing annoying. Like, he'd drone on and on about ~the sheep~ and ~the wolves~ which make sense, but then his analogies wouldbecome so ****ing convoluted with ~wolves in sheep's clothing~ and ~*~ the individuals~*~ and it was ****ing nauseating how he'd act like he and Siavash and Marcus were all like-minded individuals when that wasn't the case at all. Freddie would also LOVE to spew out bull**** comments about how "I don't care if I'm nominated every week but surely the show will be boring once I'm evicted :3" like what. Just shut up, you so care about being nominated. I had more than enough of this **** from ****ing Ziggy, and I did NOT want to have to hear it all again from a ****ing twat politician (I'm looking at you too, Joel Squarepants.)

THANKFULLY though, BB10 was 93 ****ing days and since Freddie was the early series favorite his **** wore off like no other. I'm quite outspoken against 93 day series because they're so ****ing long, but as I alluded to in the Aaron write up, the good thing about 93 day series is that the idiots like Ziggy and Darnell and Siavash all overstay their welcome and blow their chances at winning. As time wore on, Freddie's self-constructed good guy narrative became more transparent, he became a lot more patronizing, and he let his favorite status go to his head! He got so ****ing obnoxious and started breaking rules and losing luxury shopping budgets just because he's an attention-seeker, and then after Marcus and Siavash got everyone nominated he gloated nonstop about how he was safe and Lisa was going home. Like, he literally stuck his tongue out at her and went NA NA LISA'S UP FOR EVICTION! I'M SAFE BECAUSE THE PUBLIC LIKES ME AND THEY'VE KEPT ME SO MANY TIMES BEFORE *****ing simpering smile* and then he started to fake an orgasm and was shouting OH LISA OHHHH LISA OH YEAH COME ON YOU'RE MAKING ME COME AHHH LISA http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif like, congratulations for ~cumming~ in the face of a woman who is twice your age and has, like, a twentieth of your income?

I guess I should talk about Bea too, since she was vital in the takedown of Freddie. He misinterpreted her friendship as love and performed a song called "Springtime: Sex Outside Weather" and it was quite possibly the worst scene in franchise history, she freaked the **** out and made him cry and break down to the point where he was having panic attacks and hyperventilating just because her presence was that terrifying to him, she switched beds to get the **** away from him and made him cry and hyperventilate AGAIN, he would get so nervous and stumble over his words, she questioned him all "WHY. ARE. YOU. TALK-ING. LIKE. THAT." and so on. Was it cruel? Absolutely. But this all came at a time where Freddie soooooo desperately needed to be knocked down a few pegs so I am forever thankful that Bea was there to remind Freddie of his true place on earth.

I'm saving Mohamed because my options were ****ing slim.

[Pete.]

Freddie was disgusting

[EspeonBB]

screaming @ the Freddie write-up

Good job (as usual) Macie :clap1:

[Pete.]

His 'panic attack' was stupid and an attempt to play the victim so hard but Bea outlived him so way to play the game bitch

[Jack_]

No way in hell is Mo a better housemate then Freddie, what a laughable idea

also everything you just described is why he was such a great housemate <3

[Daniel-X]

I disliked Freddie from the moment Queen Bea walked in. She wasn't cruel she was fantastic his turning point for me was his naivety and obnoxiousness like you pointed out with how he behaved with Lisa. Lisa dint treat him nice at first but that was the turning point (I actually liked him before that)

[Daniel.]

I liked Freddie early on but he bullied Bea </3

[Jack_]

I liked Freddie early on but he bullied Bea </3

:joker:

thank god you're joking

[Daniel-X]

Davina's interview with Bea highlights why I didn't think Davina was all that.

So biased it was unreal. People say Emma is biased but not as biased as Davina. No were near as biased.

[Babayaro.]

Freddie is a top 10 housemate imo, although Macie's write up was pretty funny

[Daniel.]

I am but I'm not joking about the fact Bea was a FAR better housemate than him and probably person too

[Pete.]

Davina's interview with Bea highlights why I didn't think Davina was all that.

So biased it was unreal. People say Emma is biased but not as biased as Davina. No were near as biased.
Davina has had a couple of slipups but she was amazing for the majority of 10 years (and is slated so much unfairly)

[Jack_]

I am but I'm not joking about the fact Bea was a FAR better housemate than him and probably person too

lol no

Bea is actual vermin that deserves nothing but a life of total misery and being ****ed over for being such a ****ing malicious, sociopathic, scummy ****.

[Daniel-X]

Davina has had a couple of slipups but she was amazing for the majority of 10 years (and is slated so much unfairly)

She's 100 times better than Brian Dowling but Emma is the best imo

[Macie Lightfoot]

Let it be known that Bea causing Freddie to choke on his own panicked tears came after a week or two of Freddie being a complete piece of ****! Like, he spent the majority of that time picking random arguments with people because he believed that his fans would keep him no matter what, breaking random rules for no other reason than to seek attention, and then losing the first luxury shopping budget in five weeks (!!!) just because. The rest of the house told him about himself and he was just as smug and unrepentant as before, so for that I am thankful that Bea was about to emotionally waterboard him and remind him of his place in the world <3

[Daniel-X]

Is everyone doing their write-ups I'm perched for all the lashings

[Daniel.]

Arron Lowe

http://www.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/bb13/profile/arron.jpg

I'm glad I managed to get Arron out because he's personally in my bottom five housemates of all time, down there with the likes of Conor and Helen. He really was that bad. So, Arron, had a generic VT a good looking guy has "I'm a ladies man, I'm good looking" all that bull**** and he looked to be irrelevant filler. However Queen Deana Uppal, as she did with pretty much every other person in the BB13 cast, managed to make him relevant by dragging him for filth every time he tried to come for her to impress his ogre best friend Conor. Remember when Arron threw a splash of water on Deana and she then thre the whole cup at him, or when he said "I din't weae this for you to be drunk" (he was wearing that red suit at the time) and she shut him down until he had nothing left to say? Let's not forget "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", anyway these are all great Deana things because all Arron did was suck Conor's ass, bully Deana and walk around topless. Not forgetting his ever so ~hilarious~ and ~entertaining~ pranks like switching the light off or jumping in the pool when he wasn't meant to! #rebelheart. Arron was trash and his eviction is the best of all time for me too.

Save Liam

.

[Daniel.]

lol no

Bea is actual vermin that deserves nothing but a life of total misery and being ****ed over for being such a ****ing malicious, sociopathic, scummy ****.

Lol no? All she did was tell him the truth and he pretend to have a panic attack? Your hate for Bea is baffling, I suggest you re watch BB10. Even Makosi was more of a sociopath than she was.

[Jack_]

Arron <3

bye

[Jack_]

Lol no? All she did was tell him the truth and he pretend to have a panic attack? Your hate for Bea is baffling, I suggest you re watch BB10. Even Makosi was more of a sociopath than she was.

He was visibly uncomfortable and whether people want to argue the toss about if the panic attack was real or not, to continue being so purposely passive aggressive in an attempt to belittle and antagonise him is disgusting and quite frankly is on the border of bullying, in much the same way Helen's actions in BB15 were

And quite frankly had Conor or Marc acted the same way in that instance to a female housemate they'd have been threatened with death on this forum

[Macie Lightfoot]

yes @ that Arron write up. HMs who are obsessed with ~wacky pranks~ will never be good ones. "IT WILL BE FUNNY IF I" no Arron. No it won't.

[Jack_]

omg @ me turning into the truth oop

[Black Dagger]

I am absolutely laying into Luke don't worry x

[Daniel-X]

Arron was dreadful

[reece(:]

omg @ me turning into the truth oop
Not you stanning these misogynists

[Jake.]

Aden Theobald
Big Brother 12 (10th Place)

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Is Aden voting to save himself in the picture above? It would not come as a surprise. Aden didn't exactly make for riveting television: he merged into a pretty forgettable set of males on launch night, had his golden swimsuit/immunity taken away, had a fling with Rebeckah (with which she constantly looked mortified) and said yes to ignoring her in a task. Go you, Aden!

He somehow managed to survive the week 3 eviction with half a percent more than Heaven (great choice, people). He left two weeks later.

The end.

[EspeonBB]

Yes @ all these trashy people getting cut. Thanks everyone :love:

[MB.]

242nd. Kimberly Kisselovich (BB15)

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/25/618x347/bb_kimberly1_1.jpg

RUN:// KIMBOT WRITE-UP

Cast your minds back to June 2014. A simpler time, when American boob model Kimberly “Kimberly “Kimbot” Nyitray” Kisselovich entered the Big Brother house and immediately sort of snatched everyone’s wigs with her cold, sarky, not-one-damn-given-Botox-may-have-been-involved persona. She pretty much breezed through the early stages, often being righteous, funny or both, offering a helping hand to the ‘good’ housemates (was there or was there not an alliance involving her and Danielle? Imagine that lasting), shutting down the awful ones and kinda becoming this generation’s Germaine Greer in the process (thank god Marlon’s already been eliminated from this ranking) and generally being a breath of fresh air in the form of a Playboy bunny. Could this be our new third place goddess, or perhaps our first ever American/artificial intelligence winner?

Well as anyone who’s watched past, say, Day 12 of BB15 will tell you, no. Because it turned out we were all wrong about Kimbot all along and she was in fact an emotionless humanoid bred to inflict tedium and Steven Goode-shaped babies on the nation. Aside from her growing closeness to the ‘cool gang’ of the house, Kimberly really began to unravel (or whatever the robotic equivalent is. Malfunction? No, that came later) during the séance task, which killed one potentially good housemate dead in their tracks and birthed another. Yes, you didn’t think I’d get 200 words through this write-up without mentioning Ashleigh, did you? Oh boy no. In circumstances that I can’t quite remember considering all tasks from BB15 onwards blend into one giant, disease-ridden pile, she took Kimbot down several pegs during that task, probably far enough down to be on Steven’s level. And we all know how that ended.

Yes, in an attempt to replicate human emotions that went horribly, horribly wrong, Kimbot made the mistake of trying to mate with Steven “Ironic Surname” Goode, spawning a multitude of hashtags and crowd chants and sharp increases in sales of brain bleach along the way. Basically they shagged lol. And Steven’s attempts to impregnate Kimbot weren’t the early things that ended in disaster regarding their relationship: if you’ve forgotten (I envy you if you have), Steven sort of turned out to be the boyfriend from hell and demanded that Kimbot destroy pictures of her ex and do all these other terribly psychopathic things and I’m not really going to much detail at all with this write-up but only because I wouldn’t be able to afford the therapy costs and then one day she managed to escape when Steven had accidentally left the cellar door open and that was Kimbot. The circumstances regarding her departure still seem very creepy to me (and not just because we lost Danielle instead), what with the whole going-on-BOTS-a-week-afterwards-with-a-pillow-up-your-dress thing and the whole it-isn’t-even-possible-to-have-an-ectopic-pregnancy-that-soon-is-it thing and the whole Steven-replacing-her-with-a-literal-robot so I won’t delve too far into those either, but what I will say is that they’re now married (like, she consented and everything. Really. I know), is facing deportation, and has the worst lips in the history of lips. Like, it did seem to me that she (as with most of the cast) was keen on using Big Brother as a platform to become a celebrity, I just didn’t think that the celebrity in question would be Leslie Ash.

Kimbot’s tale is a sad one, not just because she’s legally part of the Goode clan and now has to go with them on their Sunday spa trips, but because she could have been a classic housemate. Yet all she got out of Big Brother was an irritating husband and the face of a duck. #poorkim

Postscript: NYITRAY?!?!

I'm saving Joel because I enjoy seeing people suffer.

So there

[Pete.]

Mikey Dalton
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/01/30/VernonKay460.jpg

Only a few things really spring to mind when you think of the enigma that was Mikey. The first impression the viewers got from Mikey's VT was that he was a sexist pig but this role was filled by Sleazy Sezer instead so he faded into the background for a couple of weeks until Grace took pity on him and threw him a storyline (and ironically formed one of the romances BBUK has produced).

The few times Mikey actually spoke it was because he was shouting at someone. His arch nemesis was Richard of course and attacked him first in Week 2 when he overheard Richard bitching about Imogen while Mikey and Glyn were doing their times tables - something Richard Brand was keen to repeat in jest on Big Mouth. There came a stage where they would argue every Thursday evening and Mikey would usually start it. He also famously fumed at Nikki for stealing her beer as well as with Jennie (but she destroyed his sexist ass several times - queen).

Mikey's downfall came though when he randomly fought with Glyn (his supposed best friend) and he was evicted to crippling boos over Mutha Susie. Justification in the highest order.

Ironically I save King Richard
Done :hee:

[Pete.]

I am absolutely laying into Luke don't worry x
I'm ready

[Jack_]

Kimbot's only purpose was to propel Steven to underrated legend status, giving him (and her, ironically) a purpose and providing us with one of the best quotes of a generation <3

Best BBUK showmance bar none :clap1:

[Jack_]

I'm assuming you chose the Vernon picture intentionally? :joker:

[Pete.]

She's 100 times better than Brian Dowling but Emma is the best imo
At least Davina has a personality (no shade to Emma but she's very rehearsed)

[Pete.]

Kimbot's only purpose was to propel Steven to underrated legend status, giving him (and her, ironically) a purpose and providing us with one of the best quotes of a generation <3

Best BBUK showmance bar none :clap1:
Reported for trolling

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/25/618x347/bb_kimberly1_1.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Who's left to do write ups now Reece and Daniel_?

[Daniel-X]

Kimbot's only purpose was to propel Steven to underrated legend status, giving him (and her, ironically) a purpose and providing us with one of the best quotes of a generation <3

Best BBUK showmance bar none :clap1:

Is this a joke?

[Daniel.]

I've done mine

[Black Dagger]

Evict Luke, save Siavash

http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/09/25/160x120_reality_luke_marsden.jpg

Right. I hope you are all perched for this because this is going to be quite the write-up after making no effort on the nothingness of Billi Bhatti, who happens to be a friend of this tedious human being who would have thought it? So yes I intend to finally be harsh in this game because I actually get to go for such a worthless human being who could manage to find bad in the sweetest of people and put his goods into such utter creatures. Luke went in as one of my favourites due to his pro wrestling background, TIBB knows I have a bias for those sort of characters. This love was soon diminished when he turned on goddess Rice and began a hate vendetta alongside a whole heap of a **** who were soon rightly disposed off. He wasn't long after ridding us of such a stence that was so negative and miserable. When he wasn't a miserable wanker he saw the wrong in Greedy Mo for dare being annoyed at being spat on and made me want to douse myself in bleach every show he sucked at the face of that rancid whale. There isn't a lot of pleasantness in this man and his "ooh I bet Bex only got 33%" will remain iconic as he was soon rid of in a similar fate himself with 9 people facing: the chop. He did return sadly and had the nerve of hijacking Rachel's winning interview but was rightly put in place. He did once again disappear however...

BBBOTS producers soon developed a hard_on for him and we once again can't get rid of the squeaky ****. When will they learn that he is not a big brother ****ing voice whose opinions we need to hear and realise his only contribution in life was spunking into a woman who shoves dildos up her fanny for 10 quid a night for horny old gentlemen whose wives can't pleasure them anymore. Good riddance you hideous high pitched knob.

I save Siavash, but regrettably as I wish I saw Freddie in the list sooner.

[Daniel-X]

oh yes sorry :)

[EspeonBB]

I'm so glad I haven't had to write about any of these *****. Everyone's write ups are great :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

Goodbye the only housemate from my home town (Well David MacIntosh is also form Wigan) both are horrible though

[MB.]

Goodbye the only housemate from my home town (Well David MacIntosh is also form Wigan) both are horrible though

Both of mine are still in (and will continue to be until the bitter end if I have my way)

[Pete.]

Luke's obsession with Rachel continues to this day

[Macie Lightfoot]

Luke's obsession with Rachel continues to this day

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[EspeonBB]

So reece just has to do his Marq write up and then Macie nominates?

[MB.]

Luke's obsession with Rachel continues to this day

Not Luke still being bitter that he didn't win the hundwed gwand

[Pete.]

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Queen Rachel = unfazed leaving haters in her wake

[Black Dagger]

My ending was so well eloquently put

[Daniel-X]

Both of mine are still in (and will continue to be until the bitter end if I have my way)

Who are they?

[Jack_]

Is this a joke?

Obviously not.

Now either worship the man, the myth, the legend or take several seats. Your choice.

http://www.borehamwoodtimes.co.uk/resources/images/3066300.jpg?type=articleLandscape

[Pete.]

I'm ready for Reece's draggings

[MB.]

Who are they?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41662000/jpg/_41662942_bonnie.jpg

http://images.ok.co.uk/1436562198_1st.jpg

I couldn't be prouder.

[Daniel-X]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41662000/jpg/_41662942_bonnie.jpg

http://images.ok.co.uk/1436562198_1st.jpg

I couldn't be prouder.

Harry slay bitch slay

Bonneh your okay a bit like a cheap version of Lesleh tho

[reece(:]

The Marq thrashings will be in due course.

[Black Dagger]

Lesley was atrocious

[Pete.]

Lesley was atrocious
Why the **** are you going through my ****? Silly little tart

[Black Dagger]

Why the **** are you going through my ****? Silly little tart

SHUT UP BITCH x

[reece(:]

SHUT UP BITCH x
W O T???

[Pete.]

SHUT UP BITCH x
WHAT

Yeah I did steal ya makeup bag because I don't ****ing like ya

[Daniel-X]

WHAT

Yeah I did steal ya makeup bag because I don't ****ing like ya

Don't even talk about intelligence love!

[Braden]

omg I wish I saw this sooner <\3

tbf I can never remember specific points to why I like/dislike certain housemates, so maybe it was for the best. And I love the write-ups so far, although the ranking order is a little odd :joker: (Harriet below Helen?!)

[MB.]

..yeah basically that was just a case of me getting there first/not particularly wanting to write about Helen

[MB.]

(but Harriet is awful)

[Daniel-X]

The Marq thrashings will be in due course.

Bitch hurry the **** up

[Braden]

Harriet was pretty ****ty, but my god she's a saint compared to Helen.

But yeah, I get that the actual ranking order isn't really the main factor of this concept.

[EspeonBB]

Mess I'm perched for the next nominations. I don't want to be left writing about Kenneth Tong or Mario again

[Pete.]

Harriet was an amazing ball of fire robbed of greatness

[MB.]

Harriet was pretty ****ty, but my god she's a saint compared to Helen.

But yeah, I get that the actual ranking order isn't really the main factor of this concept.

(also Lucas was incredibly keen on saving Helen) (like, trying to save her when she wasn't even nominated keen)

[MB.]

Harriet was an amazing ball of fire robbed of greatness

Sure Jan

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/25/618x347/bb_kimberly1_1.jpg

[Pete.]

Are twins counted as 1 or nah

[reece(:]

Writing it up now.

[Daniel-X]

Writing it up now.

Tbh I reckon it will be worth the wait

[Macie Lightfoot]

Could we maybe get an updated front page with the pics of the eliminated people being removed? Just so no one accidentally nominates someone who's already eliminated.

[Pete.]

Writing it up now.
http://share.gifyoutube.com/y0pQLV.gif

[Liam-]

John James and Dave being eliminated is a god damn travesty

[Black Dagger]

It bloody isn't. The fact they got Ben evicted is.

[Liam-]

It bloody isn't. The fact they got Ben evicted is.

Ben was trash and deserved to leave

[Jack_]

What is a Dave, that is the question

Then again who or what is a Ben. Overrated much

[reece(:]

cut Marc save wolfy
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Marq/c/k/cq O'Neill - 9th place, BB16
http://www4.evoke.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/m1.jpg
no, this isn't Satan's doctor...

Gone about 20 places too late, is our resident series ruiner, Marq/c/k/w.e. O'Neill of BB16; which recently departed from our screens (thank GOD!). One of the many cúúnts championed by most of the forum and public alike as the saviour of the series, which frankly leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth on this arsehole, Marq entered BB16 as his polar opposite Kieran was spun out and Marq was spat back out at us...from what we saw in the first few minutes, he seemed to be the essex like lad type, pumped up by steroids and after the birds. However, a few hours later the forum was up in arms about this massive FIGHTNIGHT-esque row or w.e. that had broken out with Danny and Marq. This was the first of many letdowns to come. Marq in his first week trolled up to the max, but I felt this was him at his best... the one thing I will give him is his respect and relationship with Eileen which I thought was quite endearing and the best he had to offer throughout the whole show.

Sadly, Eileen left after a week in his company. And by then he was most certainly already burnt out by picking fights with almost everyone and spouting unnecessary misogynistic bull**** (for shock value? who knows, who cares..) to everyone in hearing range. Into his second week, it felt like the show was going through deja vu nightly, as we would watch the same process of Marc upsetting someone, them getting angry, him goading them and it being defused by BB. The only good of this was bringing out the best in other HMs as they clocked onto his BS (Chloe <3 Harry <3 Jade <3 Jack <3 Aisleyne <3). The most notable feud was with fiery dominatrix Harry-Amelia who challenged his **** and would not stand for his torment FULLSTOP<3. The producers informed us in his second week that he was once again, exempt as the vote would be into a bunker with some legends. Obviously, Marq leaves and gets to watch them in the safe house with his new friends.

If Day 18-32 Marq wasn't bad enough, the following 2 weeks are possibly the reincarnation of satan on live TV, along with satan's sidekick as much loved legend :rolleyes::rolleyes: Helen Wood is bombed back into the fold as she joins the bunker. Fueled by Helen's hate for everyone and everything humane, Marq randomly decides to start picking on his only ally/showmancer Sam for jumping his ship as soon as it sank as he watches on. The return of Marq and the legends into the house was championed by the producers to be "EXPLOSIVE!" but it was anything but? Helen and Marq decide to turn the tables on Harry (who was gracious at Marq's defeat) and nominate her live with some "home truths" which is championed around here but really was just a load of contrived poison from the evil duo. Thankfully the public didn't buy their BS and saved Harry <3<3.

Marq's third and fourth weeks in the house came with some lovely blatant rigging as Marc is granted two MORE(!!!!!!) exemptions from eviction, with the reasoning being that timewarp week has frozen the state of play in the house :joker::joker:. After two weeks of reigning with Helen, she's chucked out on her ears to a cathedral of boos <3 with Marq's other neutral ally in the house being evicted too :love: His last week in the house is flipped on it's head as TRUE BB legend Aisleyne is thrown into the mix to mirror back his antagonising and make his life hell for his final days <3<3<3. His ending was righteous as Harry slayed him and finally ended the 35 day highlight replay that we were subjected to. Without Marq, the house was allowed to progress beyond us vs him and the narrative was able to continue. But for me, it was frankly too little too late (JoJo promo), Marc ruined BB16 and took this godawful show to new lows as he was actively encouraged to keep doing his **** for the drams or lols or bants or w.e. it's cloaked as. The show was criticised as being boring before Marq entered, but imo it was natural flowing, organic and not based around contrived drama regurgitated for 35 days. What's hilarious in it all is this man was 30 year old, which makes it even more offensive than past perpetrators such as the John Jameses and Maxwells of the world. I hope to the LORD that we don't get another Marq, his presence even ruined the forum atmosphere for me and many.. as it became Danny vs Marq in finding who made the most offensive tweets / wished death on the most people / did the most grim **** etcetera etcetera.

Yeah I'm tired of writing on him now and hope to never have to again, so good riddance Marq, you awful human being.

.

[Macie Lightfoot]

thank **** for that.

[Pete.]

Not Reece leaving me wigless

[Liam-]

Let's just cut to the chase and announce Makosi the inevitable winner already :joker:

[Jake.]

reecé :clap1:

[Pete.]

Marc produced this iconic moment tho:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c50abef57836c62bafc29d0ba3540a99/tumblr_np8v8tvgoH1sxf8neo1_400.gifhttps://33.media.tumblr.com/f744c0300dfc99363736bc0e3406790b/tumblr_np8v8tvgoH1sxf8neo2_400.gifhttps://33.media.tumblr.com/b3c19deff17c50112326a15694a17f42/tumblr_np8v8tvgoH1sxf8neo3_400.gifhttps://38.media.tumblr.com/66ee3b3da14ddfd18d8bfb24e074f94b/tumblr_np8v8tvgoH1sxf8neo4_400.gif

[Ross.]

Reece's speech :flutter:

[Shaun]

did somebody get evicted

http://33.media.tumblr.com/0c561e9f0b63fd4a14e6286c90aa69c4/tumblr_np74jzOncF1sfysqqo4_250.gif

[Liam-]

Marc giving bores a smidgen of personality for at least 5 minutes <3

[LukeB]

Reece :worship:

[Pete.]

Marc giving bores a smidgen of personality for at least 5 minutes <3
But no one was a boring as Marc

[Macie Lightfoot]

The thing I never understood is how people would love Marc and complain about how everyone else got along too well, when all Marc's presence and personality did was make everyone bond together even more? Like, it was all clearly a coping mechanism for the ****ing trauma they went through.

[LukeB]

But no one was a boring as Marc

:clap1:

[Liam-]

But no one was a boring as Marc

Apart from maybe Chloe, Adjoa, Nick, Cristian, Danny..

[reece(:]

The thing I never understood is how people would love Marc and complain about how everyone else got along too well, when all Marc's presence and personality did was make everyone bond together even more? Like, it was all clearly a coping mechanism for the ****ing trauma they went through.
It was like watching the same week of events, five times in a row.

[LukeB]

Pete getting Helen out and Reece getting Marc out :lovedup: #GetRidOfTheEvil****

[reece(:]

Not Marq giving me carpal tunnel after writing that essay.

[Pete.]

Apart from maybe Chloe, Adjoa, Nick, Cristian, Danny..
At least they did different stuff day from day, Marc just mentally ticked off how to be 'entertaining' when it massively backfired on him

[Macie Lightfoot]

It was like watching the same week of events, five times in a row.

Exactly. Literally the only way there could have been a change in house dynamics was if Marc was evicted. And then shockingly the last two weeks actually felt like a real BB series :o

[EspeonBB]

That dragging, thank you reece :clap1:

Marc is probably my least fave non-Conor HM of all time. He was a sexist prick who rinsed and repeated the same act thousands of times over (which normally involved making jabs at the women over like their weight) and yet was hailed as this beacon of entertainment coming to rid the show of boredom. Like the reason all the originals stuck together was because of how much they hated Marc. And it seems like the show wants more Marc-type personalities which really infuriates me. He is disgusting and I dread his eventual appearance in BB17

[LukeB]

At least they did different stuff day from day, Marc just mentally ticked off how to be 'entertaining' when it massively backfired on him

It was too forced and BB shoved it down our throats which is not entertaining at all, it was just annoying.

[Black Dagger]

Thought Marc wasn't that bad. Worse in the cast easily.

[Pete.]

It was too forced and BB shoved it down our throats which is not entertaining at all, it was just annoying.
This. Seeing the covers pulled off the HMs everyday just very boring after... day 1?

[Pete.]

Pete getting Helen out and Reece getting Marc out :lovedup: #GetRidOfTheEvil****
And hopefully many more later on

http://uploadir.com/u/xzvyoylu

[reece(:]

That dragging, thank you reece :clap1:

Marc is probably my least fave non-Conor HM of all time. He was a sexist prick who rinsed and repeated the same act thousands of times over (which normally involved making jabs at the women over like their weight) and yet was hailed as this beacon of entertainment coming to rid the show of boredom. Like the reason all the originals stuck together was because of how much they hated Marc. And it seems like the show wants more Marc-type personalities which really infuriates me. He is disgusting and I dread his eventual appearance in BB17
I think I remember him saying post show he will migrate to America to pursue his career? Makes sense because no ****er will hire him here.

[Daniel-X]

Marc:( That was good dragging tho - bring on round five!

[Macie Lightfoot]

That dragging, thank you reece :clap1:

Marc is probably my least fave non-Conor HM of all time. He was a sexist prick who rinsed and repeated the same act thousands of times over (which normally involved making jabs at the women over like their weight) and yet was hailed as this beacon of entertainment coming to rid the show of boredom. Like the reason all the originals stuck together was because of how much they hated Marc. And it seems like the show wants more Marc-type personalities which really infuriates me. He is disgusting and I dread his eventual appearance in BB17

alol I didn't even get this far but I was told this exchange happened,

Chloe: Oh right so are you going to slowly reveal your heart of gold over the course of the series so you can win at the end:
Marc: ........NO I AM WICKED BAD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/nerd.gif

I think that sums it all up.

[reece(:]

This. Seeing the covers pulled off the HMs everyday just very boring after... day 1?
Seany did it way before and it didn't wash well then either.

Another thing about Marq which was annoying af was the amount of times he'd use the same rehearsed jibes in convos.

[Pete.]

I think I remember him saying post show he will migrate to America to pursue his career? Makes sense because no ****er will hire him here.
Instead he swapped that for a showmance with Hellen for attention

[Black Dagger]

Round 5 will be hideous for my faves.

[Pete.]

alol I didn't even get this far but I was told this exchange happened,

Chloe: Oh right so are you going to slowly reveal your heart of gold over the course of the series so you can win at the end:
Marc: ........NO I AM WICKED BAD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/nerd.gif

I think that sums it all up.
Marc was soooooooooo thirsty for the 'villain' status

[Daniel-X]

I put some trust in Daniel_ actually

[Pete.]

Daniel_+
Viewing Thread
BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 4

http://i.imgur.com/HUfI7wZ.jpg

[EspeonBB]

welp I thought Macie was nominating next

Perched for Daniel_

[LukeB]

This. Seeing the covers pulled off the HMs everyday just very boring after... day 1?

We've seen it all before(Seany), it was one of the reasons why i went off him, I don't like BB forcing 'villians' down our throats because like i just said it's annoying and it just gets boring. I hope we don't get that next year (knowing them we will)

[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/HUfI7wZ.jpg
Still getting his life from the Marq trashing?

[EspeonBB]

You know Marc will come back next year as a legendary timewarp timebomb bunker housemate or something (probably with Helen as well)

[Black Dagger]

You know Marc will come back next year as a legendary timewarp timebomb bunker housemate or something (probably with Helen as well)

Hopefully

[Jack_]

It's not Marc's actions that make him a good housemate, but it's the reactions he provokes in people that does and that is usually always the case for housemates like him. Granted the same storyline did wear a bit thin towards the end, but housemates that piss others off and are difficult to live with are beneficial for the show. They may not be good people or ones that we'd want to live with, but within the confines a television show they are necessary.

I don't buy into the theory that BB16 was boring before 4in4out because it wasn't, and as series ruining as that twist was (moreso than Marc himself) because we lost three great housemates, his presence wasn't all that bad and gave people like Danny especially a purpose, and to a lesser extent Chloe, Sam and even Cristian. That's never a bad thing.

[Liam-]

You know Marc will come back next year as a legendary timewarp timebomb bunker housemate or something (probably with Helen as well)

God willing

[LukeB]

You know Marc will come back next year as a legendary timewarp timebomb bunker housemate or something (probably with Helen as well)

hopefully not, timewarp is what killed BB16 even more

[Pete.]

Why do we want Helen back? Even BOTS scrapped her bar

[LukeB]

Why do we want Helen back? Even BOTS scrapped her bar

apparently she makes 'great tv'

[reece(:]

Why do we want Helen back? Even BOTS scrapped her bar
If she's back it's three strikes and out for me.

[Liam-]

Why do we want Helen back? Even BOTS scrapped her bar

Because she is a goddess who should be respected for saving Big Brother.

[Jack_]

TimeWarp week one was great, but Helen had to take things way too far and week two was just uncomfortable

[Pete.]

TimeWarp week one was great, but Helen had to take things way too far and week two was just uncomfortable
Week 1 had the false drug dealer accusation

[Pete.]

Because she is a goddess who should be respected for saving Big Brother.
2,000 Ofcom complaints say otherwise

[reece(:]

Week 1 had the false drug dealer accusation
Amongst other grim, tiring ****.

[Jack_]

Week 1 had the false drug dealer accusation

Which was bad, but not nearly as bad as what transpired the second week

[Pete.]

Amongst other grim, tiring ****.
So awful. Didn't she call Jack a c u n t within 10 minutes of being in there?

[Liam-]

2,000 Ofcom complaints say otherwise

Out of the near constant million people who watch it, that's nothing.

[Jack_]

So awful. Didn't she call Jack a c u n t within 10 minutes of being in there?

Indeed but the majority of this forum thought that was hilarious IIRC :nono: double standards in action

[Liam-]

So awful. Didn't she call Jack a c u n t within 10 minutes of being in there?

She did, but that's literally no worse than what people on here and everywhere else had been calling him since he walked through the doors.

[Daniel.]

sorry I was catching up, noms are coming

[reece(:]

So awful. Didn't she call Jack a c u n t within 10 minutes of being in there?
She was dragging him in the diary room which I think he saw.

The Harry nomination was just as vile.

[LukeB]

deluded bitch is most likely the most hated winner.. is that something to be proud of. doubt it

[Daniel.]

Reece what's the link with the housemates pictures in?

[reece(:]

Reece what's the link with the housemates pictures in?
http://brantsteele.com/bigbrother/01/edit.php

[EspeonBB]

sorry I was catching up, noms are coming

I'm ready
http://media.giphy.com/media/YN6qUXj4HdXoY/giphy.gif

[Liam-]

deluded bitch is most likely the most hated winner.. is that something to be proud of. doubt it

How is she deluded? she knows she's hated :laugh:

[Pete.]

Out of the near constant million people who watch it, that's nothing.
Around 5 million watched CBB5, 40,000+ viewers complained which is 0.8% of the viewers. So if 1 million watched BB16 and 2,000 viewers complained thats 0.2% - not much change

[reece(:]

No one has used any Final Passes nor Save and Replaces yet :fan:

[LukeB]

How is she deluded? she knows she's hated :laugh:

she was arrogant enough to say she was the saviour of BB, that's why she's deluded :hee:

[Pete.]

How is she deluded? she knows she's hated :laugh:
She argued to Nikki that she wasn't hated because she won :/

[Macie Lightfoot]

I mean, at this point, if you're still defending Marc and Helen (even in their value As Housemates), we have entirely different sets of values and that's that.

[Pete.]

No one has used any Final Passes nor Save and Replaces yet :fan:
With good reason :fan: :fan: :fan:

[Pete.]

She was dragging him in the diary room which I think he saw.

The Harry nomination was just as vile.
and her isolation of Harry

[Black Dagger]

(Will be using mine in a second)

[reece(:]

and her isolation of Harry
Even Nikki disappointed me that episode.

[Liam-]

She argued to Nikki that she wasn't hated because she won :/

Yes?

The people who voted for her to win love her (me)
But the majority of people, more so now than ever, hate her, this she knows.
So technically she's right, she might be hated by most, but a lot of people still love her.

[Liam-]

I mean, at this point, if you're still defending Marc and Helen (even in their value As Housemates), we have entirely different sets of values and that's that.

I don't think anyone has ever claimed Helen to be a good person though so 'values' don't really come into it

[Pete.]

Even Nikki disappointed me that episode.
Tbf Nikki went straight for Nick and Jade but Helen and Marc purposefully avoided Harry

[Macie Lightfoot]

I don't think anyone has ever claimed Helen to be a good person though so 'values' don't really come into it

Well some people here (not in this thread but in this forum) have definitely claimed her to be a good person because she tells it how it is (how she thinks it is*) or whatever, but it absolutely comes down to values. And even going past that, don't you love Dick Donato and Amanda Zuckerman and a bunch of other objectively horrible people on BBUS? What you value as entertainment certainly isn't what I value and I'll leave it at that.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Furthermore, this show absolutely espouses and promotes a certain set of core values and this year really made me question my relationship with this show. Like, my personal values differ so much and it's like "I'm offended that you think this is what I want to see."

[Jason.]

I went off Nikki, when she was on BOTS the night Harry and Sam were evicted, and she called them two ugly sisters and derided the pair of them behind their backs. This coming from a person who spent 8 years of her childhood in hospital due to her anorexia, and yet had the audacity to ridicule two people over their looks in a vitriolic and shallow way.

She's a nasty creature, TBH.

[reece(:]

Furthermore, this show absolutely espouses and promotes a certain set of core values and this year really made me question my relationship with this show. Like, my personal values differ so much and it's like "I'm offended that you think this is what I want to see."
What sort of audience does manipulated drama appeal to? Because we've got a bunch of other programmes for that.

Mind, this series went far and above beyond manipulated drama.

[Liam-]

Well some people here (not in this thread but in this forum) have definitely claimed her to be a good person because she tells it how it is (how she thinks it is*) or whatever, but it absolutely comes down to values. And even going past that, don't you love Dick Donato and Amanda Zuckerman and a bunch of other objectively horrible people on BBUS? What you value as entertainment certainly isn't what I value and I'll leave it at that.

I can't lie, I do see traits in Helen that are good, but in all fairness, they are overruled by the bad side of her because it's so overbearing but that's an argument I can't really be bothered having.

You must have missed it the other day when I was explaining to someone else, who again was trying to demean me as a person for having Amanda as my favourite for that season, I don't like Amanda, but I didn't like anyone else in that season either, but at one point, specifically the first few weeks, Amanda, to me, was the most entertaining, while everyone else bored me for the entire season, so I stuck with her as my favourite because she was the only person I supported at some stage, but again, not an argument I want to get into.

Dick on the other hand, I do love, but he's like, a one off, he took the bad guy role and he ran with it, yes, at times he might have taken it overboard, but does my liking him as an entertainment character have an effect on me personally or my morals, or 'values'? no, I might find people entertaining, but in no way does that automatically mean that I think they're good people, I am able to differentiate between the two in a sensible and objective manner.

[Liam-]

I went off Nikki, when she was on BOTS the night Harry and Sam were evicted, and she called them two ugly sisters and derided the pair of them behind their backs. This coming from a person who spent 8 years of her childhood in hospital due to her anorexia, and yet had the audacity to ridicule two people over their looks in a vitriolic and shallow way.

She's a nasty creature, TBH.

x2

But let's not mention Princess Nikki's bad traits now.

[Jason.]

^
Macie dislikes her, so it's fine.

[LukeB]

saying i demean you is total bull**** bye :joker: what kind of lie

[Daniel-X]

I went off Nikki, when she was on BOTS the night Harry and Sam were evicted, and she called them two ugly sisters and derided the pair of them behind their backs. This coming from a person who spent 8 years of her childhood in hospital due to her anorexia, and yet had the audacity to ridicule two people over their looks in a vitriolic and shallow way.

She's a nasty creature, TBH.

I can still love her for her stint in BB7 but this time round she was awful.

That BOTS appearance was embarrassing

[Macie Lightfoot]

^
Macie dislikes her, so it's fine.

eh, I think she's occasionally amusing but is very susceptible to being friends with ****ty people and letting them rub off on her. I swing positive overall but with a lot of caveats.

Imma @ Liam later once Daniel_ posts his noms

[Liam-]

^
Macie dislikes her, so it's fine.

I meant in general, saying anything bad about Nikki is practically a punishable offense around here :joker:

[Pete.]

Where is Daniel!!!!

[Jason.]

Loving the sig Pete. :lovedup:

[Daniel-X]

Where is Daniel!!!!

Just checked he's replying now hun

[Pete.]

Loving the sig Pete. :lovedup:
TY

[reece(:]

I'm not rushing for a cut now my least favs are gone and I doubt anyone will be rushing to save Cameron anytime soon.

[reece(:]

I'm so confused by this game, that I just come here to watch Macie ripping into housemates, and chat when I'm bored.
It's not that bad!!!:bawling:

I think it's been quite fun, a bit messy, but it's worked.

[Pete.]

It's not that bad!!!:bawling:

I think it's been quite fun, a bit messy, but it's worked.
Yh it's slaying

[Shaun]

can we stop bumping this unless it's Danielle_ McMahon's votes being revealed PLEASE

[reece(:]

can we stop bumping this unless it's Danielle_ McMahon's votes being revealed PLEASE
Ready 4 Joel?

[Daniel-X]

can we stop bumping this unless it's Danielle_ McMahon's votes being revealed PLEASE

Bored tho

[Daniel.]

SORRY I got distracted

noms coming

[Shaun]

I'm ready to send a random favourite packing tbh

[reece(:]

I'm ready to send a random favourite packing tbh
Harriet 2.0?

[Daniel.]

http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/eugene.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/roberto.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/glyn.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/glen.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/07/richard.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/jennifer.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/mohamed.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/joejohn.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/steven.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/nathan.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/harry.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/jackandjoe.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/sam.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/daniel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/15/chris.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/nick.png

L-R: Eugene Sully, Roberto Conte, Glyn Wise, Spiral Coroner, Richard Newman, Jennifer Clarke, Mohammed Mohammed, JJ Bird, Steve Gill, Nathan Dunne, Harry Blake, Jack and Joe Glenny, Sam Evans, Dan Neil, Chris Wright, Nick Henderson

[reece(:]

cut eugene, save jennifer.
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Eu(bore)gene Sully BB6 - 2nd place
http://www.eugenesully.net/blog/content/binary/May07_06.jpg
(Shahbaz with a fan (Eugene), the right one)

I really can't be arsed to write much about this dullard but here goes. Eugene entered the BB6 house 4 weeks in along with two female intruders.. he was obviously the grossly inferior one. Sadly, Kinga was evicted as Makosi made the awful decision to allow Eugene to become a proper housemate and wreak his blandness upon us until the end of the show. Some say he was a nice distraction to the otherwise nasty, malicious filled house but I don't agree at all, especially when he barely appears in highlight shows and when he does, it bores you to sleep. There is so little substance to write about so I'm babbling on... remember when he unrightfully snatched 50k from the prize fund... remember his secret tasks that were oh so dull.... remember Makosi scalping him... remember him being saved against Derek... remember his awful jokes? No? Me either. You'd think a runner up would offer a bit more the table. At least he wasn't a nasty person but it's a shame he was oh so cringeworthy. I don't really do socially awkward non-entities.

[EspeonBB]

Cut Richard, Save Roberto

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234.
Richard Newmark (BB7)


http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dickie.jpg

I know Richard has a lot of fans here, and to be honest, I was one of them when I first watched BB7 as a naïve child. I thought he was 'sassy' and 'funny' (and I will admit that he was quite funny at times). However, rewatching BB7, without fail I've always come out of it hating Richard.

Anyway Richard entered the BB7 on launch night, as a “SEXUAL TERRORIST” and he said he would like “have sex with every man in there” [or something along those lines] when in reality he was nothing like that at all. This turned out to be totally fake and his real house persona was more of an annoying uncle I guess. In week 1, he was the ringleader in the bullying of Shahbaz, and in my opinion, he came out the worst (or at least as bad as Sezer). Like, I know Shahbaz is a naturally annoying person but he definitely did not deserve the treatment he got by, well basically the whole BB7 house.

After Shahbaz left, he became obsessed with what he dubbed as 'the PLASTICS' and in particular he had a big hate boner for Imogen, who I understand was slightly bitchy in the first few weeks (Grace's influence imo) and essentially started an argument with her and Sezer because he thought Imogen was boring and didn't deserve to be in the house, and it was really hypocritical, who is he to decide who deserves to be in the house or not?

Richard got nominated like all the time but was constantly saved by the public (RIP Lea and Imogen). He continued to be really condescending, especially to Lea in her eviction week, thinking her eviction was a done deal and he would be safe (it was actually a fairly close eviction lol). Then during the HND week, him and Imogen went into the HND and he basically started bitching about Queen Aisleyne and encouraging Grace to get her revenge, which erased any goodwill he earned by defending Susie in watergate and Imogen was the one defending Aisleyne and I found it so ironic. Aisleyne had been nothing but nice to Richard and yet at the first opportunity he turned on her and it really didn't sit well with me (spoiler not really: I'm a huge Aisleyne fan)

And that's not even touching on his uncomfortable relationship with fellow gay Michael, like when Michael asked not be called a 'she' yet Richard did it anyway. It was so glorious he only came in 4th and got beaten by Aisleyne and he was so bemused lmao.

In conclusion: Aisleyne rules, Richard drools

Save Roberto, kitchen god <3

[Black Dagger]

Save Harry, evict Steve

[Shaun]

I am saving Chris because he is genuinely one of the few male BB housemates of the C5 era with any sense of integrity, intellect and general moral virtue? Like idk why he's being nominated at this early stage, he saw Helen for what she was and stood against her for the entire series :shrug: but I guess bc Ashleigh is a girl she gets all the credit idk. Also he's a talented artist so there's that x

#idk - JJ Bird
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01092/ruckas_bb11_double_1092752a.jpg

On 9 March 2012 Bird made his return to the ring with Spencer Oliver in his corner. Despite fighting a fighter who had lost his first twelve fights, Bird was outclassed by his opponent and lost by referees decision after 4 rounds. It has been suggested by people in the game that Bird should consider moving into selling male cosmetics that he appears to wear in pictures featured on his website.

If you can't edit your own Wikipedia page to remove the shade said about you by other boxers, then you don't deserve to be in this list.

[Pete.]

Glyn (Not so) Wise
aka the Boy from the Planet Zzzzzzod

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Let's analyse Glyn's so called 'journey'

Glyn will always be remembered as the A-level genius that walked into the BB house in his pants as a substitute for his personality. However much to his detriment this was the worst thing for him to do in Week 1 as Big Brother Household (who most would ironically become his friends later on in the series) forgot all about this crowd follower and did not save him from the indignity of having no clothes. So, pulling the 'I've left my personality in my suitcase' excuse he faced eviction with Bonnie however he stayed because he has a penis lbr.

After this Glyn vowed to be entertaining etc but he fell into the unpopular Grace, Sezer clan however he got away with this because the public pulled the 'he's 18 and misunderstood' excuse.

Soon after this Glyn infamously 'boiled an egg for the very first time' which played into the 'aww he's so young and innocent' excuse. BUT my I remind you of the time when he shockingly spoke up and said '**** off Rich' during the cheerleader task?

The next memorable display from Glyn was the time he got drunk and elaborately vomited in every area possible. Let's remember Glyn course of vomit. He threw up into a bucket by the side of the bed, then decided to move to bathroom to throw up in the toilet, then he moved to Richard's beloved kitchen sick and finally he decided to finish vomiting in the garden of all places. Then after this elaborate display it was SUSIE who came off worse because she dared to criticise drunk and desperate Glyn?

I think he scaled the wall and ran across the roof and thus broke BBLB's Bunny Cam (but it didn't stop Dermot's bias) too. However, my main criticism against Glyn was that the main reason why he got an undeserved runner up position was that everyone thinks he went on a 'journey' when coming out in dog tags and a beany hat =/= a journey. We all know the nation's sweetheart AISLEYNE had the biggest journey and deserved 2nd place.

As for Jack and Joe
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[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Dan save Sam :joker:

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#. Dan Neal (BB14)
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I'm sure this is ~controversial~ and I will admit that I like Dan more than Sam, but I don't really like Dan at all and what's better than pissing some people off by saving Sam?

So, Dan... he's really annoying and kinda tiring! Like, good for you that you kinda sussed Michael out but OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP NOT AND STOP LOOKING FOR MORE TWISTS! Being a detective doesn't qualify you to analyze the psychological motives of the C5 production team. Yes, we get that Wolfy is fake and awful, but SHUT UP about how "I just think... she isn't real... there's something not right about her *scrunched face*" Yes, we get that you're upset that Callum nominated you face to face, but SHUT UP about how you didn't *deserve* his nomination and stop antagonizing Callum and getting him to state every fact he knows about Gina's life and SHUT UP about how "his niceness is AWKWARD!!!" Yes, we get that you think Dexter is an annoying gameplayer, but SHUT UP about it. Just shut up, we don't need to hear your latest conspiracy theory every mother****ing episode.

Some other things I would like to tear Dan apart for... he was AWFUL at arguing, and when Jack and Joe are coming off better than you in an argument you really need to quit while you're behind. Also, congrats on quitting a high profile job in the police force to go on CHANNEL 5 ERA BIG BROTHER talk about awful life choices. I don't know, I really don't want to talk about Dan anymore because for being such a ~big character~ in BB14 he really didn't do all that much? Like, Dan was completely irrelevant in his final two weeks when you think about it.

To conclude this entry, I would like to remind you all about how Dan was OBSESSED with proving that he wasn't bitchy or camp or flamboyant or ~gay~ and acted like it was a death sentence. Girl, I saw you dancing in your skimpy underwear to "Play" by Jennifer Lopez that one morning, you ain't fooling anyone.

I'm saving Sam literally only to piss some people off. Every rankdown needs some off-putting decisions, and there are plenty of more awful people to eliminate before Sam (that might be foreshadowing of what's to come :))

[Shaun]

yeah bye Macie Latefoot

[Daniel.]

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L-R: Eugene Sully, Roberto Conte, Glyn Wise, Spiral Coroner, Richard Newman, Jennifer Clarke, Mohammed Mohammed, JJ Bird, Steve Gill, Nathan Dunne, Harry Blake, Luke Scrase, Jack and Joe Glenny, Sam Evans, Dan Neil, Chris Wright, Nick Henderson, Joel Williams

[Daniel.]

Welp not it posting twice

[Daniel-X]

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner - BB7:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/628/1218/400/spiral.jpg

Spiral ****ing sucked. He was a little bitch at the end of the day who got owned consistently so much so it was ****ing hilarious. He was so ****ing pretentious and Aisleyne owning him on his statement towards her dress code and how she was dressing far too provocatively is one of my favourite moments. He couldn't even barely take that from Aisleyne and he was SOOOO ****ing bad at arguing it was bordering on embarrassing for the guy. He also had a slight obsession with Aisleyne when he lost it because she wouldn't snog him in spin the bottle. It was all a little weird. He was a sex pest and was after Aisleyne but let's face it she was NEVER EVER in a million years going to even consider even glancing at him. He thought he was gods gift also like many men think when they enter the house yet he looked like someone who would stink of piss.

Him not wanting to give his name away to anyone else ('my name is Spiral') when housemates would ask his name. No Glen, you're name is not Spiral, it's ****ing Glen!

I save Nick

[Pete.]

cut Dan save Sam :joker:
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[Black Dagger]

Good choices btw. I thought I'd be forced to save Dexter, Rex or Marcus. That can wait for Macie :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

BOOT Glyn

WOOT Richard

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[Jack_]

cut Dan save Sam :joker:

One of the most offensive posts of all time. And I'm genuinely serious

[reece(:]

REECE: cut Eugene, save Jennifer
ESPEON: cut Richard, save Roberto
LUCAS: cut Steve, save Harry
SHAUN: cut JJ, save Chris
MACIE: cut Dan, save Sam
DANIEL: cut Spiral, save Nick

[Pete.]

Look what you've done Daniel I have to write stuff on Glyn

http://ultraimg.com/images/fPhYFyF.gif

[Black Dagger]

Oh and yes I'm enjoying this as discussed on the last page. Even if all my faves will be out soon.

[reece(:]

Oh and yes I'm enjoying this as discussed on the last page. Even if all my faves will be out soon.
I see great things for Eileen

[reece(:]

Look what you've done Daniel I have to write stuff on Glyn

http://ultraimg.com/images/fPhYFyF.gif
who do you save though

[Black Dagger]

who do you save though

Jack and Joe :yuk:

[LukeB]

:joker: Macie saving Sam

[reece(:]

Jack and Joe :yuk:
I wish I never asked :joker:

[Jack_]

Glyn is better than Jack and Joe come on don't be ridiculous

[reece(:]

All the early BB alumni sailing through because very few of the rankers have watched it :joker:

Going to have to have an early BB awful HM extermination soon.

[Black Dagger]

Glyn is better than Jack and Joe come on don't be ridiculous

Are you proud of me this round x

[EspeonBB]

welp let me go and write about Richard

[Shaun]

I saved a housemate who did something and axed JJ I think I did well with the Jack_ fandom x

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Dan save Sam :joker:

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#. Dan Neal (BB14)
http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mHxAlJxbRZPTdD6F5N-ahIQ.jpg

I'm sure this is ~controversial~ and I will admit that I like Dan more than Sam, but I don't really like Dan at all and what's better than pissing some people off by saving Sam?

So, Dan... he's really annoying and kinda tiring! Like, good for you that you kinda sussed Michael out but OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP NOT AND STOP LOOKING FOR MORE TWISTS! Being a detective doesn't qualify you to analyze the psychological motives of the C5 production team. Yes, we get that Wolfy is fake and awful, but SHUT UP about how "I just think... she isn't real... there's something not right about her *scrunched face*" Yes, we get that you're upset that Callum nominated you face to face, but SHUT UP about how you didn't *deserve* his nomination and stop antagonizing Callum and getting him to state every fact he knows about Gina's life and SHUT UP about how "his niceness is AWKWARD!!!" Yes, we get that you think Dexter is an annoying gameplayer, but SHUT UP about it. Just shut up, we don't need to hear your latest conspiracy theory every mother****ing episode.

Some other things I would like to tear Dan apart for... he was AWFUL at arguing, and when Jack and Joe are coming off better than you in an argument you really need to quit while you're behind. Also, congrats on quitting a high profile job in the police force to go on CHANNEL 5 ERA BIG BROTHER talk about awful life choices. I don't know, I really don't want to talk about Dan anymore because for being such a ~big character~ in BB14 he really didn't do all that much? Like, Dan was completely irrelevant in his final two weeks when you think about it.

To conclude this entry, I would like to remind you all about how Dan was OBSESSED with proving that he wasn't bitchy or camp or flamboyant or ~gay~ and acted like it was a death sentence. Girl, I saw you dancing in your skimpy underwear to "Play" by Jennifer Lopez that one morning, you ain't fooling anyone.

I'm saving Sam literally only to piss some people off. Every rankdown needs some off-putting decisions, and there are plenty of more awful people to eliminate before Sam (that might be foreshadowing of what's to come :))

he isn't flamboyant AT ALL, guys!

[Jack_]

Are you proud of me this round x

I saved a housemate who did something and axed JJ I think I did well with the Jack_ fandom x

I was actually scrolling down like 'wow these people have got it right this time' and then Macie appeared with a troll decision in predictable fashion

But yas at culling the dullards :clap1: keep it up hunnies x

[reece(:]

Troy to provoke people to use their final passes?

[Macie Lightfoot]

At the end of the day, there are plenty of people still in that I dislike, and two years later I still have no feelings on Sam :shrug:

[Black Dagger]

Troy to provoke people to use their final passes?

I hope he knows Marcus is getting my final pass if I'm not sleeping.

[Pete.]

Glyn (Not so) Wise
aka the Boy from the Planet Zzzzzzod

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKS6unHUMAAj7Aw.png

Let's analyse Glyn's so called 'journey'

Glyn will always be remembered as the A-level genius that walked into the BB house in his pants as a substitute for his personality. However much to his detriment this was the worst thing for him to do in Week 1 as Big Brother Household (who most would ironically become his friends later on in the series) forgot all about this crowd follower and did not save him from the indignity of having no clothes. So, pulling the 'I've left my personality in my suitcase' excuse he faced eviction with Bonnie however he stayed because he has a penis lbr.

After this Glyn vowed to be entertaining etc but he fell into the unpopular Grace, Sezer clan however he got away with this because the public pulled the 'he's 18 and misunderstood' excuse.

Soon after this Glyn infamously 'boiled an egg for the very first time' which played into the 'aww he's so young and innocent' excuse. BUT my I remind you of the time when he shockingly spoke up and said '**** off Rich' during the cheerleader task?

The next memorable display from Glyn was the time he got drunk and elaborately vomited in every area possible. Let's remember Glyn course of vomit. He threw up into a bucket by the side of the bed, then decided to move to bathroom to throw up in the toilet, then he moved to Richard's beloved kitchen sick and finally he decided to finish vomiting in the garden of all places. Then after this elaborate display it was SUSIE who came off worse because she dared to criticise drunk and desperate Glyn?

I think he scaled the wall and ran across the roof and thus broke BBLB's Bunny Cam (but it didn't stop Dermot's bias) too. However, my main criticism against Glyn was that the main reason why he got an undeserved runner up position was that everyone thinks he went on a 'journey' when coming out in dog tags and a beany hat =/= a journey. We all know the nation's sweetheart AISLEYNE had the biggest journey and deserved 2nd place.

As for Jack and Joe
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Here we go

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[Liam-]

The Glyn dragging :lovedup:

[reece(:]

Apparently the cooking an egg thing was a hoax and he'd known how to cook eggs all along :rolleyes:

[EspeonBB]

Cut Richard, Save Roberto

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234.
Richard Newmark (BB11)


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I know Richard has a lot of fans here, and to be honest, I was one of them when I first watched BB7 as a naïve child. I thought he was 'sassy' and 'funny' (and I will admit that he was quite funny at times). However, rewatching BB7, without fail I've always come out of it hating Richard.

Anyway Richard entered the BB7 on launch night, as a “SEXUAL TERRORIST” and he said he would like “have sex with every man in there” [or something along those lines] when in reality he was nothing like that at all. This turned out to be totally fake and his real house persona was more of an annoying uncle I guess. In week 1, he was the ringleader in the bullying of Shahbaz, and in my opinion, he came out the worst (or at least as bad as Sezer). Like, I know Shahbaz is a naturally annoying person but he definitely did not deserve the treatment he got by, well basically the whole BB7 house.

After Shahbaz left, he became obsessed with what he dubbed as 'the PLASTICS' and in particular he had a big hate boner for Imogen, who I understand was slightly bitchy in the first few weeks (Grace's influence imo) and essentially started an argument with her and Sezer because he thought Imogen was boring and didn't deserve to be in the house, and it was really hypocritical, who is he to decide who deserves to be in the house or not?

Richard got nominated like all the time but was constantly saved by the public :rolleyes: (RIP Lea and Imogen). He continued to be really condescending, especially to Lea in her eviction week, thinking her eviction was a done deal and he would be safe (it was actually a fairly close eviction lol). Then during the HND week, him and Imogen went into the HND and he basically started bitching about Queen Aisleyne and encouraging Grace to get her revenge, which erased any goodwill he earned by defending Susie in watergate and Imogen was the one defending Aisleyne and I found it so ironic. Aisleyne had been nothing but nice to Richard and yet at the first opportunity he turned on her and it really didn't sit well with me (spoiler not really: I'm a huge Aisleyne fan)

And that's not even touching on his uncomfortable relationship with fellow gay Michael, like when Michael asked not be called a 'she' yet Richard did it anyway. It was so glorious he only came in 4th and got beaten by Aisleyne and he was so bemused lmao.

In conclusion: Aisleyne rules, Richard drools

Save Roberto, kitchen god <3

x

[Pete.]

Apparently the cooking an egg thing was a hoax and he'd known how to cook eggs all along :rolleyes:
Not surprising at all, like Joel he was very sly

[LukeB]

Espeon :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner - BB7:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/628/1218/400/spiral.jpg

Spiral ****ing sucked. He was a little bitch at the end of the day who got owned consistently so much so it was ****ing hilarious. He was so ****ing pretentious and Aisleyne owning him on his statement towards her dress code and how she was dressing far too provocatively is one of my favourite moments. He couldn't even barely take that from Aisleyne and he was SOOOO ****ing bad at arguing it was bordering on embarrassing for the guy. He also had a slight obsession with Aisleyne when he lost it because she wouldn't snog him in spin the bottle. It was all a little weird. He was a sex pest and was after Aisleyne but let's face it she was NEVER EVER in a million years going to even consider even glancing at him. He thought he was gods gift also like many men think when they enter the house yet he looked like someone who would stink of piss.

Him not wanting to give his name away to anyone else ('my name is Spiral') when housemates would ask his name. No Glen, you're name is not Spiral, it's ****ing Glen!

I save Nick

Spiral write up done

[Pete.]

Richard dragging Michael remains iconic

[Pete.]

I loathe Angry Spiral

[reece(:]

Cannot fathom Spiral, that time when he was awful to Nikki for no reason makes me fume.

[Daniel-X]

The Glyn and Richard write ups are fantastic! :love:p

I DESPISED Glyn also.

[EspeonBB]

welp I had more thoughts on Richard than I reailised

welp @ this BB7 male slaughter

[Daniel-X]

Cannot fathom Spiral, that time when he was awful to Nikki for no reason makes me fume.

Same it was because of the whole Aisleyne wouldn't kiss him during spin the bottle and he lost it and went a little psycho at poor Nikki

[Pete.]

The Glyn and Richard write ups are fantastic! :love:p

I DESPISED Glyn also.
Yaas snake Glyn