BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[reece(:]

It's time to offer something a bit different for the forum to these countless +/- games. :spin: [credit to survivorsucks for this format!]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fc/2b/d4/fc2bd4c9fa4d6a1bc3a9a96379d1eb4c.jpg

How it works:

There will be 8-10 "rankers" in the game, who I will choose from whoever is interested to take part. If you want to be a ranker, make sure you are committed to writing detailed write ups in the ranking and are active to take part, and have seen most-all BBUK series. In the case of there being 10 rankers, 16 housemates of BBUK will be nominated for elimination each round by one ranker (took in turns), each ranker will then SAVE one housemate and ELIMINATE another, giving a writeup of 100 words minimum for them, which can be edited into their post at a later date if need be (however it must be before the round is over).

The nomination process needs to be done within 24 hours of the previous round ending or else the ranker will be skipped, they will also be skipped if they fail to eliminate/save.. and at my discretion a participant may find themselves replaced as a ranker for inactivity.

Each ranker is given ONE #FinalPass which will guarantee the housemate of their choice into the Top 75. In addition, the rankers are given a #SaveAndReplace which can be used to save an additional housemate nominated and replace them with someone of their choice, this has ONE use also. You can only use your privileges on nominated housemates.

Once the top 25-30 are reached, each ranker will rank them out of 10 with a small writeup and the average score will determine the final rankings. Each participant will have equal say.

Rankers:
1. reece(: FP/Veto available.
2. Petemitch FP used on MAKOSI. Veto used on GINA.
3. Shaun FP used on LAUREN. Veto used on ??
4. EspeonBB FP available. Veto used on ORLAITH.
5. Daniel_ FP used on IMOGEN. Veto used on SOPHIE.
6. Macie Lightfoot FP/Veto available.
7. Jake. FP/Veto available.
8. MB FP/Veto available.
9. Daniel-X FP used on SALLIE. Veto available.
10. Lucas FP used on LESLEY BRAIN. Veto available.

Reserve Rankers:
1. Ashley
The cast of BBUK:

BB1:
http://i.imgur.com/d3MnhL7.png

BB2:
http://i.imgur.com/mIJnnPD.png

BB3:
http://i.imgur.com/llN6Tbd.png

BB4:
http://i.imgur.com/uP3gXFM.png

BB5:
http://i.imgur.com/wfFF4Uh.png

BB6:
http://i.imgur.com/EpUzfgM.png

BB7:
http://i.imgur.com/nlFhA76.png

BB8:
http://i.imgur.com/nKEweC2.png

BB9:
http://i.imgur.com/tKC07VS.png

BB10:
http://i.imgur.com/MYC937k.png

BB11:
http://i.imgur.com/DNV3O3O.png

BB12:
http://i.imgur.com/UZEnt2B.png

BB13:
http://i.imgur.com/tx9OCdE.png

BB14:
http://i.imgur.com/lcLTDEn.png

BB15:
http://i.imgur.com/XTCJzyj.png

BB16:
http://i.imgur.com/ddWgmIl.png

The Rankdown:
270th: Conor McIntyre - BB13 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018308&postcount=87
269th: Dave Vaughan - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018334&postcount=102
268th: Steph Coldicott - BB4 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018335&postcount=103
267th: Gerry Stergiopoulos - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018340&postcount=106
266th: Daley Ojuederie - BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018341&postcount=107
265th: Zachary "Ziggy" Lichman - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018484&postcount=192
264th: John James Parton - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018443&postcount=168
263rd: Darnell Swallow - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018470&postcount=184
262nd: Seany O'Kane - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018669&postcount=308
261st: Aaron Allard Morgan - BB12 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018610&postcount=260
260th: Winston Showman - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018613&postcount=262
259th: Ash Harrison - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018615&postcount=264
258th: Kris Donnelly - BB10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018617&postcount=265
257th: Maxwell Ward - BB6 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018618&postcount=266
256th: Dennis Mchugh - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018743&postcount=351
255th: Steven Goode - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018780&postcount=371
254th: Kenneth Tong - Bb10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018844&postcount=402
253rd: Harriet Jackson - BB16 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018905&postcount=438
252nd: Helen Wood - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018906&postcount=439
251st: Mario Mugan - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018907&postcount=440
250th: David Parnaby - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018908&postcount=441
249th: Herjender "Gos" Gosal - BB4 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018913&postcount=446
248th: Sunita Sharma - BB3 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018916&postcount=449
247th: Billi Bhatti - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018965&postcount=485
246th: Mark Henderson - BB12 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020082&postcount=619
245th: Cairon Hill - BB10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8019107&postcount=570
244th: Marc O'Neill - BB16 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020430&postcount=707
243rd: Rebecca "Becky" Hannon - BB13 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020431&postcount=708
242nd: Kimberly Kisselovich - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020432&postcount=709
241st: Arron Lowe - BB13 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020434&postcount=710
240th: Luke Marsden - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020756&postcount=817
239th: Mikey Dalton - BB7 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020438&postcount=712
238th: Marlon Wallen - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020536&postcount=777
237th: Freddie Fisher - BB10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020469&postcount=735
236th: Aden Theobald - BB12 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8020697&postcount=805
235th: Eugene Sully - BB6 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8021340&postcount=956
234th: Richard Newman - BB7 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8021343&postcount=957
233rd: JJ Bird - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8021345&postcount=959
232nd: Glyn Wise - BB7 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8021346&postcount=960
231st: Dan Neal - BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8021347&postcount=961
230th: Glen "Spiral" Coroner - BB7 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8021351&postcount=965
229th: Nathan Dunn - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8021496&postcount=1020
228th: Steve Gill - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8022062&postcount=1035
227th: Joel Williams - BB16 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8022906&postcount=1048
226th: Matthew Davies - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8023472&postcount=1232
225th: Pauline "Mutha P" Bennett - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8023473&postcount=1233
224th: Caroline Wharram - BB13 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024447&postcount=1404
223rd: Sarah Greenwood - BB16 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8023475&postcount=1235
222nd: Shanessa Reilly - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8023476&postcount=1236
221st: Bubble Ferguson - BB2 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8023478&postcount=1238
220th: Siavash Sappaghpour - BB10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8023490&postcount=1247
219th: Rex Newmark - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8023491&postcount=1248
218th: Sam Pepper - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024491&postcount=1416
217th: Callum Knell - BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024813&postcount=1495
216th: David Ramsden - BB10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024815&postcount=1496
215th: Jack and Joe Glenny - BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024819&postcount=1497
214th: Stuart Pilkington - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025151&postcount=1566
213th: Nick Henderson - BB16 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024821&postcount=1499
212th: Zoe Birkett - BB15 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024838&postcount=1502
211th: Jennifer Clark - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024843&postcount=1504
210th: Isaac Stout - BB10 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8024997&postcount=1540
209th: Sophie Lawrence (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8031442&postcount=2053
208th: Vanessa Nimmo (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025289&postcount=1586
207th: Tamara Stewart-Wood (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025315&postcount=1598
206th: Jay McKray (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026320&postcount=1670
205th: Cameron Stout (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026286&postcount=1666
204th: Jonny Regan (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025306&postcount=1596
203rd: Cristian "MJC" Clarkson (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025312&postcount=1597
202nd: Stuart Hosking (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8025491&postcount=1627
201st: Jonathan Leonard (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026080&postcount=1654
200th: Paul Clarke (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026453&postcount=1718
199th: Michael Cheshire (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026387&postcount=1696
198th: PJ Ellis (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026390&postcount=1697
197th: Charlie Drummond (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028021&postcount=1811
196th: Sam Evans (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026422&postcount=1703
195th: Pav Paul (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026444&postcount=1713
194th: Andrew Edmonds (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026451&postcount=1717
193rd: Marco Sabba (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026500&postcount=1748
192nd: Danny Wisker (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8026625&postcount=1778
191st: Tom Oliver (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028062&postcount=1819
190th: Amy Alexandra (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028157&postcount=1839
189th: Saffia Corden (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028917&postcount=1910
188th: George Askew (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028159&postcount=1841
187th: Josie Gibson (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028161&postcount=1842
186th: Bex Shiner (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028162&postcount=1843
185th: Jack McDermott (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028167&postcount=1847
184th: Ashleigh Hughes (BB13) - Daniel still to do writeup
183rd: Lesley Sanderson (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028178&postcount=1854
182nd: Louise Cliffe (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8028254&postcount=1906
181st: Beinazir Lasharie (BB10) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033124&postcount=2128
180th: Jonty Stern (BB8) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033666&postcount=2196
179th: Mohamed Mohamed (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033127&postcount=2131
178th: Dean O'Loughlin (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033147&postcount=2135
177th: Liam McGough (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033154&postcount=2140
176th: Elizabeth Woodcock (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033159&postcount=2143
175th: Tom McDermott (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033164&postcount=2147
174th: Ray Shah (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033184&postcount=2156
173rd: Josh Rafter (BB2) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8033653&postcount=2193
172nd: Marcus Akin (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8034187&postcount=2255
171st: Kieran McLeod (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8034191&postcount=2258
170th: Mikey Hughes (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8034205&postcount=2261
169th: Sezer Yurtseven (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8035926&postcount=2334
168th: Scott Mason (BB13) - Daniel still to do writeup
167th: Claire Strutton (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8034272&postcount=2277
166th: Andrew Davidson (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8034350&postcount=2284
165th: Lee Davey (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8034783&postcount=2295
164th: Sissy Rooney (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8034875&postcount=2296
163rd: Ife Kuku (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8036390&postcount=2381
162nd: Emily Parr (BB8) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
161st: Alexandra DeGale (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8036406&postcount=2390
160th: Justine Sellman (BB4) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8036409&postcount=2393
159th: Shievonne Robinson (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8036736&postcount=2461
158th: Aaron Frew (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8039083&postcount=2535
157th: Keeley Johnson (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8036704&postcount=2459
156th: Sophie Pritchard (BB3) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8037657&postcount=2462
155th: Maysoon Shaladi (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8038663&postcount=2468
154th: Jason Cowan (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8041767&postcount=2616
153rd: Govan Hinds (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8049018&postcount=2699
152nd: Mark Byron (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8041776&postcount=2619
151st: Craig Phillips (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8041778&postcount=2621
150th: Wolfy Millington (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8041779&postcount=2622
149th: Anton Murphy (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8041783&postcount=2625
148th: Harry Blake (BB12) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8041787&postcount=2627
147th: Jonathan Durden (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8042246&postcount=2678
146th: Spencer Smith (BB3) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
145th: Dexter Koh (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050754&postcount=2723
144th: Laura McAdam (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050755&postcount=2724
143rd: Dan Bryan (BB5) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050756&postcount=2725
142nd: Simon Gross (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050760&postcount=2727
141st: Dale Howard (BB9) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050851&postcount=2750
140th: Nichola Holt (BB1) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050784&postcount=2735
139th: Jo Butler (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8050803&postcount=2739
138th: Nicole Cammack (BB9) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055521&postcount=3056
137th: Darren Ramsay (BB1) – reece still to do writeup
136th: Mary O'Leary (BB6) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...postcount=2811
135th: Saskia Howard-Clarke (BB6) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053234&postcount=2812
134th: Biannca Lake (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053758&postcount=2862
133rd: Jade Goody (BB3) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8056762&postcount=3112
132nd: Chris James (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053247&postcount=2819
131st: Pete Bennett (BB7) – http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053251&postcount=2821
130th: Rodrigo Lopes (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8053260&postcount=2829
129th: Rebeckah Vaughan (BB12) – Daniel_ still to do writeup
128th: Sam & Amanda Marchant (BB8) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054039&postcount=2869
127th: Lisa Wallace (BB10) - Lucas still to do writeup
126th: Harry Amelia Martin (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054964&postcount=2925
125th: Chanelle Hayes (BB8) - MB still to do writeup
124th: Tom O'Connell (BB12) - reece still to do writeup
123rd: Chloe Wilburn (BB16) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8054992&postcount=2941
122nd: Victoria Eisermann (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055016&postcount=2955
121st: Dawn Blake (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055062&postcount=2984
120th: Rachel Ifon (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8055068&postcount=2987
119th: Alex Rose Lee (BB12) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
118th: Anthony Hutton (BB6) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
117th: Chris Wright (BB15) - reece still to do writeup
116th: Luke Scrase (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8057106&postcount=3125
115th: Brian Belo (BB8) - Lucas still to do writeup
114th: Maisy James (BB12) - Shaun still to do writeup
113rd: Jale Karaturp (BB15) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8057202&postcount=3137
112nd: Jayne Kitt (BB7) - Espeon still to do writeup
111st: Sara McLean (BB13) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058924&postcount=3204
110th: Becki Seddiki (BB5) - MB still to do writeup
109th: Sam Kay (BB16) - reece still to do writeup
108th: Lisa Huo (BB7) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058755&postcount=3170
107th: Emma Greenwood (BB5) - Lucas still to do writeup
106th: Jemima Slade (BB14) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058757&postcount=3172
105th: Lynne Moncrieff (BB3) - Espeon still to do writeup
104th: Orlaith McAllister (BB6) - Shaun still to do writeup
103rd: Rachael White (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058786&postcount=3179
102nd: Carole Vincent (BB8) - Daniel_ still to do writeup
101st: Shabby Katchadourian (BB11) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8058969&postcount=3210
100th: Gina Rio (BB14) -
99th: Sophie Reade (BB10) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8063458&postcount=3346


Is anyone interested in doing this? :douf:

[Daniel.]

Yas

[Pete.]

Yes

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fc/2b/d4/fc2bd4c9fa4d6a1bc3a9a96379d1eb4c.jpg

[Ashley.]

Yas

[Headie]

Here for it

[Amy Jade]

Ohh sounds fun I'm game.

[Pete.]

Rihce can you post an example of a game from survivorsucks?

[EspeonBB]

Perched to do this

[Jake.]

I'd have liked to have done it but I've only seen from 7 onwards fully, with bits of 3, 5 and 6 :p

[Black Dagger]

Yep yep.

[Daniel-X]

Would love to be a ranker sounds like a flawless game :flutter:

[Lostie!]

I'd have liked to have done it but I've only seen from 7 onwards fully, with bits of 3, 5 and 6 :p

Yeah, I'd have given it a go if I'd seen all of them but I've only seen most of 5 onwards. :laugh:

I'll be keeping an eye on this though, sounds really interesting. :)

[MB.]

I would but there's always the prospect of, like, having to write 100 words on someone like Spencer and that's too big a task even for me. I'll read with interest though.

[reece(:]

I would but there's always the prospect of, like, having to write 100 words on someone like Spencer and that's too big a task even for me. I'll read with interest though.
Obviously it's a given most people won't be able to do 100 for everyone, it's more of a benchmark when people are up to ranking their faves. I don't think anyone would want to do 100 words on Conor.

[Daniel.]

Lostie you should do it hon you've seen most series

[Daniel.]

Now enough people have applied can we start, BB6 needs to be a ranker though his paragraphs slay

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6afdbd9cf1afc900cbaa178d74344850/tumblr_npiwraCa2g1ute8hlo6_250.gif

[Pete.]

Now enough people have applied can we start, BB6 needs to be a ranker though his paragraphs slay

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6afdbd9cf1afc900cbaa178d74344850/tumblr_npiwraCa2g1ute8hlo6_250.gif
And we need Macie's righteous opinions <3

[Shaun]

Hello

[Moosething]

I'll be reading

[EspeonBB]

Here for Macie and BB6 being rankers (and myself ofc) :hello:

[Headie]

Idgi tbh I might just watch since I haven't seen 1, 2 or 4

[reece(:]

I have only seen parts of 1-3 but have my trust in others who have watched to eliminate the right ones <3

[reece(:]

Hello
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md915xqjnM1qcm7zzo1_r1_400.gif

[reece(:]

So can I confirm that

Amy Jade
Daniel_
PeteMitch
_LucasMichael_
Shaun
EspeonBB
Ashley
Daniel-X

Are to be rankers?

[MB.]

They're all utter rankers, yes

[Pete.]

So can I confirm that

Amy Jade
Daniel_
PeteMitch
_LucasMichael_
Shaun
EspeonBB
Ashley
Daniel-X

Are to be rankers?
Yea

[reece(:]

They're all utter rankers, yes
http://i.imgur.com/ANJ3gL1.gif

[Shaun]

hot

[reece(:]

It can start as soon as everyone else gets confirmed :spin:

[Jake.]

I'll re-read because it's confusing me a bit :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

This looks fun but I'll probably forget most of the time, so i'll happily just read it as it goes on

[reece(:]

I'll re-read because it's confusing me a bit :laugh:
Here's a round from the game on survivorsucks!

http://survivorsucks.com/topic/115364/Big-Brother-UK-The-Rankdown-Round-32-NANU?page=12

[Shaun]

I will need to be cared for like Jackie Stallone throughout this so please explain as it goes along, I'm old and fragile

[Jake.]

I will need to be cared for like Jackie Stallone throughout this so please explain as it goes along, I'm old and fragile

tbh

[reece(:]

Lmao I will try be as clear as possible when it gets going.

[Daniel-X]

I'm here but I'm reading through the format again

[Dominic]

Gonna be reading this xx I love the format of these rank downs.

[reece(:]

I'll be the first to nominate, I'll pick depending on the amount of rankers 16/18 people from the whole of BBUK to be nommed. Then each ranker (whoever gets in first) saves one person from being eliminated and eliminates the other, which they will give a writeup for.

[Daniel-X]

PerchT - Dying to get someone out and save someone who I think will definitely be put up

[Pete.]

Do we go in the order of the list in the OP Rihce?

[EspeonBB]

When does this start? :spin:

[Daniel-X]

Do we go in the order of the list in the OP Rihce?

Voting it's first in but I think nominating is in the order of the list

[reece(:]

When does this start? :spin:
When the rankers are all signed up :spin:

[reece(:]

Voting it's first in but I think nominating is in the order of the list
This!

[Pete.]

Voting it's first in but I think nominating is in the order of the list
K

And do we have to do a write up for both who we save and eliminate or just who we eliminate?

[reece(:]

K

And do we have to do a write up for both who we save and eliminate or just who we eliminate?
Just hew is eliminated as the saved housemate will be put back into the mix.

[EspeonBB]

When the rankers are all signed up :spin:

Wait are there more rankers? Or are you just waiting for all the rankers to confirm :spin:

[reece(:]

Wait are there more rankers? Or are you just waiting for all the rankers to confirm :spin:
Well whatever is first :joker:

If someone comes in and says they definitely want to do it, they'll be added to the list or if the people who showed interest that haven't confirmed, do so then they will be added to the list.. 8 or 10 people is ideal.

[Pete.]

Just hew is eliminated as the saved housemate will be put back into the mix.
Sle

[Daniel.]

I can comfirm x

[reece(:]

Sle
I'm perched to begin

[Pete.]

I'm perched to begin
I'm ready to drag my least faves

[EspeonBB]

I'm ready
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qz1xc6Jr1r1okmxo3_250.gif

[reece(:]

I'm ready to drag my least faves
Be ready to snatch your least fave when I post the noms

[Macie Lightfoot]

Here for Macie and BB6 being rankers (and myself ofc) :hello:

Hun I tried to get one of these going years ago and LemonJam was the only one to sign up, and now I come and see this and the spots are already filled HOW RUDE.

[Pete.]

Hun I tried to get one of these going years ago and LemonJam was the only one to sign up, and now I come and see this and the spots are already filled HOW RUDE.
You can fill em

[EspeonBB]

Hun I tried to get one of these going years ago and LemonJam was the only one to sign up, and now I come and see this and the spots are already filled HOW RUDE.

Let Macie be a ranker Reece!

[reece(:]

Let Macie be a ranker Reece!
troynunclightfoot has to request it first :joker:

[Jason.]

I'd love to be a ranker, but I only remember much of BB5, 6, 7, 8, 14, 15, and 16. So I'm going to find it difficult to write 100 words about housemates who I don't even remember much about from other series.

Not to mention, the format of the game is confusing. But I'll read through the game, it looks great.

[reece(:]

Can Amy Jade confirm herself x

[MB.]

Macie can just do all of the write-ups lbr

[Macie Lightfoot]

oh can I still request to be a ranker? If so then sign me up, you know there's no one else for the job since I could write essays on, like, Nichola and Tom BB10 and other people who are grossly irrelevant.

[Pete.]

I'd love to be a ranker, but I only remember much of BB5, 6, 7, 8, 14, 15, and 16. So I'm going to find it difficult to write 100 words about housemates who I don't even remember much about from other series.

Not to mention, the format of the game is confusing. But I'll read through the game, it looks great.
<3

[Shaun]

I read your review of her porn tape, it was quite thorough

[Jake.]

I don't mind signing up for now and seeing how I get along? I just won't be able to do much regarding a few series

[Jason.]

I could write essays on, like, Nichola and Tom BB10 and other people who are grossly irrelevant.

Perched for your 800 words on Marlon Wallen

[EspeonBB]

I've only seen a few bits from 1 & 2 and I watched 4 ages ago and I can barely remember anything from it :conf2:, but the other series I should be fine with

[reece(:]

oh can I still request to be a ranker? If so then sign me up, you know there's no one else for the job since I could write essays on, like, Nichola and Tom BB10 and other people who are grossly irrelevant.
:love:

[reece(:]

1 more! :clap1:

[Daniel.]

BB6 should do it his essays slay but if he can't remember then no point :(

[Jason.]

Good line up of rankers, I must say.

I think MB would make a good ranker. He always makes some eloquent points, so I think his essays would be interesting and quite witty at the same time, as well.

[MB.]

Yeah, ok I'll do it if you need someone else but be warned that I'll probably end up talking about how funny everyone's pictures look

[reece(:]

Yeah, ok I'll do it if you need someone else but be warned that I'll probably end up talking about how funny everyone's pictures look
:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Pete.]

Yeah, ok I'll do it if you need someone else but be warned that I'll probably end up talking about how funny everyone's pictures look
Queen

[Shaun]

*begins rehearsing my furious speech on why Bubble deserves to be evicted ahead of Kathreya*

[reece(:]

Are we good at 8 rankers? :spin:

[Jason.]

Yeah, ok I'll do it if you need someone else but be warned that I'll probably end up talking about how funny everyone's pictures look

If only CBB was included. http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/celebrity/03/kenzie.png

[MB.]

If only CBB was included. http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/celebrity/03/kenzie.png

(I was actually just about to post this picture) (am I becoming predictable)

[Jason.]

(I was actually just about to post this picture) (am I becoming predictable)

not as predictable as c5 bb, dw

[Pete.]

(I was actually just about to post this picture) (am I becoming predictable)
http://i.imgur.com/VtKlyUT.png

[Jason.]

http://i.imgur.com/VtKlyUT.png

startin a ting?

[reece(:]

As there are 8 rankers, there will be 14 nominations each round. The nominator does not get to eliminate/save anyone.

[MB.]

aliciadouvalldrinkingchampagnelikeaboss.gif

[Pete.]

startin a ting?
Yh

[reece(:]

Nominations - Round 1

Here's my wonderful selection of housemates for you to choose from.
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/conor.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/gerasimos.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/daley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/stuart.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/cameron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/anton.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/darnell.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/mario.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/marc.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/dean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/zac.png
From top left along
Conor BB13 - Gerry BB8 - Daley BB14 - Stuart BB2 - Cameron BB4 - Anton BB12 - Darnell BB9
Steph BB4 - Dave BB11 - Mario BB11 - Marc BB16 - Aaron BB12 - Dean BB2 - Zachary BB8

Also:
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/john.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/justine.png
John James BB11 - Justine Sellman - BB4

[Daniel.]

272. Conor McIntyre

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/port/500/c/contestant-conor-mcintyre-bc2401150be84f5a2a01f764d082e4971434519d

I'm going to eliminate Conor because he is, to me, the worst housemate of all time. He was a nasty bully with no redeeming qualities, to add to this he was incredibly dull and was only ever relevant when bitching about or bullying Deana for nominating him on the first night, showing he's someone who holds grudges, another negative trait. And obviously we can't forget the time he threatened to shove an epilator up Deana and then knock her out, the fact he left with half the prize money was truly gross, especially considering he took it from his 'best friend'. His hatred for Deana showed clear signs of racism and misogyny as well, a terrible person and a terrible housemate who I'm glad to eliminate first from this rank down.


I save Mario

[Ashley.]

um did I seriously not get picked

:hmph:

[MB.]

What a fine representation of Britain that list is

(we can do this bit in any order yes?)

[Jason.]

ET phone home http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/stuart.png

[Pete.]

I thought I went thirst :suspect:

[Daniel.]

It's in order right? So, Conor is 272?

[EspeonBB]

I don't want to save any of these people
http://i.imgur.com/VtKlyUT.png

[reece(:]

I thought I went thirst :suspect:
When the noms are posted you can snatch the elim /save in any order

[reece(:]

um did I seriously not get picked

:hmph:
You didn't tell me earlier!!!

[Daniel-X]

I vote to evict Conor - Conor is the epitome of a terrible housemate. Racist, sexist and terribly dull. He provided nothing for his first two weeks yet the public still seemed like him and the he went and showed himself to be the scum he really was. The public still however though seemed to like him despite him having zero redeeming features as a housemate. I mean Shievonne recovering 80% of the vote was a joke. Conor couldn't stand on his own two feet and also showed his manipulative side with other housemates and often got them under his spell despite him only using them e.g. Becky. He went and walked away with half of the prize money in possibly the worst twist ever for the worst housemate ever. Just terrible.

I save Marc

[reece(:]

It's in order right? So, Conor is 272?
You got in and eliminated Conor first, so he is the first one out of the ranking

[Daniel.]

nn not the other Daniel's essay going to waste

[Daniel-X]

You got in and eliminated Conor first, so he is the first one out of the ranking

I got in first! Daniel didn't provide reasoning

[reece(:]

I vote to evict Conor - Conor is the epitome of a terrible housemate. Racist, sexist and terribly dull. He provided nothing for his first two weeks yet the public still seemed like him and the he went and showed himself to be the scum he really was. The public still however though seemed to like him despite him having zero redeeming features as a housemate. I mean Shievonne recovering 80% of the vote was a joke. Conor couldn't stand on his own two feet and also showed his manipulative side with other housemates and often got them under his spell despite him only using them e.g. Becky. He went and walked away with half of the prize money in possibly the worst twist ever for the worst housemate ever. Just terrible.

I save Marc
You can edit the writeup in afterwards, but Daniel_ has snatched the Conor elim!

[Pete.]

Welp if I knew I would have evict Marc immediately

[Daniel-X]

I vote to evict Dave

269th: Dave - BB11:

https://ucministries.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/david-vaughan-823935149.jpg

Dave provided very little during his stint in the house and is arguably the worst runner up in the whole sixteen series of BBUK. Dave came second place by default he was a bore and he knew it and owned it. His constant mention of god became tiresome and I arguably believe he only stayed in and got to the final two because of his sort of sob story about being a former alcoholic. His annoying constant shout of GLORY drove the ears to bleed faster than Kinga's vagina. The public seemed to not be too fond of him but him wining save and replace tasks constantly made him even MORE annoying. He was responsible for goddess Rachael's early demised and I guess I was never able to forgive him. I wouldn't have anyway someone who wore a monks robe and got 9.1% in a finale vote is no good housemate. Never mind a bloody runner up!

I save Marc

[MB.]

Ok I'm going to eliminate Steph and save Anton. Why not.

268th. Steph Coldicott (BB4)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/BB4/Housemates/normal_Big_Brother-4-First_Day-Nominations-3-025.jpg

Steph is… well… awful. I’ll admit now that I could be slightly more clued up on BB4 than I am, but I know enough about it to know that she went a long way to try and prove its ‘boring’ tag right. As a BB4 Dementor of sorts (along with Cameron and Gos. What a brilliant year that was), she managed to suck any remnant of fun that there was to begin with, and also she was scarily close to sucking Cameron which is all sorts of wrong and he probably smelled like fish and reaaaally, girl? I know 2003 wasn't the height of fashion but you were still allowed to have some common sense. Also she was married to someone who played for Grimsby Town so… she isn’t a gold digger, at least. But yeah she loved Cameron and hated Nush which shows that she really didn’t have any taste whatsoever.

Out of the dregs of BB4 (the aforementioned Cameron and Gos, Ray, Justine Sellman) there is and was a lot of evidence for eliminating Steph, what with being a mainly irrelevant-yet-still-irritating bore, a general moody and bean-flicking-hating cow and, if that wasn’t enough, the top girl of the series? Like, okay I’ve pointed out that BB4 didn’t have the greatest cast but it did have Anouska, Lisa, Nush and Tania (maybe it wasn’t that bad after al-LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO STEPH) and for all four to be evicted over her – literally in Lisa’s case – just highlights how bad the British public can be at making decisions sometimes.

So yeah that’s a pretty short write-up because god knows I’m not wasting any more letters on Steph Coldicott. Onwards and, thankfully, upwards.

[Daniel.]

You don't have to write immediately

[reece(:]

Welp if I knew I would have evict Marc immediately
Now you know :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

267.
Gerry Stergiopoulos (BB8)
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB8/10/big_brother_8-day10-gerry-seany-050.jpg

Ugh

Gerry ****ing sucks. He isn't even one those people who suck but bring out good in others, he was just a bad prescence in BB8 and I honestly can't think of one moment where he entertained me.

Anyway, Gerry honestly wasn't that bad for the first three weeks he was there. He was just a background character and he wasn't ruining anything for me. However, it was around week 5/week 6 I started to realise Gerry is awful. I think Gerry's worst quality was the fact he was convinced he was going to be the star of the show and he would be adored by the public (trying to be Brian Dowling 2.0 essentially) so he always thought all the tasks should involve him. Remember when he threw a fit because he wasn't Kylie Minogue in a task or when he pretended to speak to his grandmother on the telephone in Greek or w/e

Speaking of Charley, Gerry absolutely hated her and always picked petty arguments with her. Like the infamous water fight started because Gerry wouldn't stop lecturing Charley on breaking rules (and then he went in the diary room and tried to act like he threw water at her as self-defence boy bye). Or when Charley was trying to show genuine care for Chanelle and he basically provoked her into argument and called her snake? And then he tried to act like she was aggressor :rolleyes:. He acted like he was so above her and always talked down about 'her shallow lifestyle' and it infuriated me. He also hated fellow goddess Nicky and always talked about how she was gameplaying and sneaky, when she really wasn't. He was also really creepy with the twins but I'd prefer to forget that.

In conclusion, Gerry is horrid. It's hard to pinpoint why he's horrid, but he is.

Save... Dean I guess

[Pete.]

166
Daley
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/daley-big-brother-2013-460x254.jpg

Let me be clear before the whole Daley and Hazel incident in the safe house Daley was my least favourite contestant in BB14 for the plain fact that he was boring as hell arguably more so than eventually winner Sam.

However the thing that irated me the most was that he engaged into an intense mutual (but not physical) showmace with Hazel despite having a long term girlfriend who clearly was in love with him as the excruciating BOTS appearance showed. Despite all of this, and probably because he wasn't a big character compared to the juggernaut of a housemate that was Hazel O'Sullivan, he was never truly rapped for his cheating ways and it was Hazel that was slaughtered by the press and viewers alike. In fact Dexter and Gina told and warned Daley about the way he was perceived but he carried on with his 'showmance' with Hazel.

The thought that he would swim to the final (he received 0 nominations at the time of his elimination) and perhaps win because of his boring nature was painful to me as a viewer at the time. So perhaps his ejection was a blessing in disguise.

I believe Daley's persona in the house was false and he was not the nice guy that was perceived for the majority of the series. This was shown by the infamous actions that led to the first ejection of Channel 5. The last impression of Daley that will stay with the viewer's mind is the image of a timid Hazel in the Diary Room saying how scared she was of Daley but then having to say that she didn't think Daley stepped over the line because of how scared she was of him. Even then when Big Brother relayed this back to Daley he still had no remorse and was visibly angry at Hazel for 'deceiving' him and thus he carried on slating Hazel in the press calling her a witch etc etc.

Another silver lining that came from Daley's ejection was that Hazel was liked more by the public and led her to be saved over Callum several weeks after.

Save - Cameron I guess

[MB.]

And now to write up a post about Steph. Oh joy.

[Ashley.]

You didn't tell me earlier!!!

I didn't expect it to start so soon so I went offline. :facepalm: If you stick me in the reserve pile I'll kidnap MB and take his place

[Jack_]

Eliminate Conor
Save Mario

hun you did not just save that dullard omg

[Lostie!]

I save Marc

:clap1:

[MB.]

hun you did not just save that dullard omg

Have you seen his competition

[reece(:]

Nominations - Round 1

Here's my wonderful selection of housemates for you to choose from.
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/conor.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/gerasimos.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/daley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/stuart.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/cameron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/anton.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/darnell.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/mario.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/marc.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/dean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/zac.png
From top left along
Conor BB13 - Gerry BB8 - Daley BB14 - Stuart BB2 - Cameron BB4 - Anton BB12 - Darnell BB9
Steph BB4 - Dave BB11 - Mario BB11 - Marc BB16 - Aaron BB12 - Dean BB2 - Zachary BB8

.

[reece(:]

I didn't expect it to start so soon so I went offline. :facepalm: If you stick me in the reserve pile I'll kidnap MB and take his place
If someone else wants to join it, you and them will be able to start from the next round onwards.

[Jack_]

Have you seen his competition

There are several good housemates worthy of saving on the list :idc:

[Ross.]

:clap1:

get some bloody class ya weirdo man

[MB.]

Not Reece voting Steph back in #nushowbiz

[reece(:]

Not Reece voting Steph back in #nushowbiz
orangu

who are your 2?

[reece(:]

Oh I see your two now

not the edits

[MB.]

Ok I'm going to eliminate Steph and save Anton. Why not.

orangu

who are your 2?

.

[Jake.]

eliminate Zachary

save Aaron

is that right?

[Lostie!]

get some bloody class ya weirdo man

Stop trying to make "get some bloody class ya weirdo man" happen. It's not going to happen. :hmph:

[Macie Lightfoot]

alol this is so messy already

cut Aaron save... Stuart?!?!?!

edit: THANKS JAKE (I have no idea who is even left so I'll just wait this one out)

[Lostie!]

eliminate Zachary

save Aaron

is that right?

I had to double check who Zachary was then. :laugh:

[reece(:]

eliminate Zachary

save Aaron

is that right?
Lmao, yes!
alol this is so messy already

cut Aaron save... Stuart?!?!?!

edit: THANKS JAKE (I have no idea who is even left so I'll just wait this one out)

I'll update the noms in a min :joker::joker:

[Daniel.]

Done the write up

[EspeonBB]

Ugh I don't want to write 100 words about Gerry

[Jack_]

MB saving Anton well this is a surprising turn up for the books :clap1:

[Jake.]

okay so who do I have to do writeups on?

[reece(:]

okay so who do I have to do writeups on?
Ziggy

[Jake.]

Ziggy

ffs :joker:

[reece(:]

Welp why is there only 2 nominations left when Shaun and Macie still need to do theres :death:

[reece(:]

ffs :joker:
:joker::joker::joker:

[Jason.]

This game is unintentionally funny.

Especially when people find out they have to write 100 words about a dull housemate. :laugh:

[Jack_]

Robbed Gerry </3 #RIPMunketyTunkety #HooverHa #YouShaUp*#DrenchedByTheQueen

[Shaun]

Where am I

[Black Dagger]

(I asked to play but I don't seem to be in I must have napped and missed the proper start. I will just happily watch on lol)

[Daniel.]

Jack hon I don't like him but everyone else is human trash

[reece(:]

(I asked to play but I don't seem to be in I must have napped and missed the proper start. I will just happily watch on lol)
You can join in from the next round onwards !:)

[Black Dagger]

You can join in from the next round onwards !:)

Ooh thanks luv.

(Totally happy with who is eliminated so far as well)

[Macie Lightfoot]

This first round reminds me of when the fire alarm when off in BB8 and everyone was running around the house and the halfway house tbh

[reece(:]

This first round reminds me of when the fire alarm when off in BB8 and everyone was running around the house and the halfway house tbh
I love Tibb

[Daniel-X]

Do we submit our writes up now and how has Dave finished in numbers?

This is so messy but I LOVE it. Done my 100 words on Dave and it was easier than I thought. He was just AWFUL

[Jake.]

yeah idg the numbers bit

[Jack_]

Do we submit our writes up now and how has Dave finished in numbers?

This is so messy but I LOVE it. Done my 100 words on Dave and it was easier than I thought. He was just AWFUL

drag the bible bashing bore

[reece(:]

I'm actually a bit confused lmfao, I have 6 saved/6 out and 2 left but 2 people still to choose :joker:

[Daniel.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018308&postcount=87

[MB.]

Ok I'm going to eliminate Steph and save Anton. Why not.

268th. Steph Coldicott (BB4)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/BB4/Housemates/normal_Big_Brother-4-First_Day-Nominations-3-025.jpg

Steph is… well… awful. I’ll admit now that I could be slightly more clued up on BB4 than I am, but I know enough about it to know that she went a long way to try and prove its ‘boring’ tag right. As a BB4 Dementor of sorts (along with Cameron and Gos. What a brilliant year that was), she managed to suck any remnant of fun that there was to begin with, and also she was scarily close to sucking Cameron which is all sorts of wrong and he probably smelled like fish and reaaaally, girl? I know 2003 wasn't the height of fashion but you were still allowed to have some common sense. Also she was married to someone who played for Grimsby Town so… she isn’t a gold digger, at least. But yeah she loved Cameron and hated Nush which shows that she really didn’t have any taste whatsoever.

Out of the dregs of BB4 (the aforementioned Cameron and Gos, Ray, Justine Sellman) there is and was a lot of evidence for eliminating Steph, what with being a mainly irrelevant-yet-still-irritating bore, a general moody and bean-flicking-hating cow and, if that wasn’t enough, the top girl of the series? Like, okay I’ve pointed out that BB4 didn’t have the greatest cast but it did have Anouska, Lisa, Nush and Tania (maybe it wasn’t that bad after al-LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO STEPH) and for all four to be evicted over her – literally in Lisa’s case – just highlights how bad the British public can be at making decisions sometimes.

So yeah that’s a pretty short write-up because god knows I’m not wasting any more letters on Steph Coldicott. Onwards and, thankfully, upwards.

hai gurl hai

(I'm hoping people have a bit more of an idea what to do know. Otherwise this will all have been a tad pointless)

[MB.]

(lol imagine if we finish this)

[Daniel-X]

drag the bible bashing bore

How do you post an imagine on TIBB guys?

[reece(:]

The reason why it's ****ed up is bcos I haven't got Daniel-X down as a ranker lmfaooo.

[Black Dagger]

Oh I know how this game properly works. I saw somebody do an XF one on Digital Spy and it went on forever lol.

[Shaun]

It's bc daniel-x has voted despite not being in the list love

[MB.]

How do you post an imagine on TIBB guys?

This is going well isn't it

put the url in between these

[Daniel-X]

It's bc daniel-x has voted despite not being in the list love

I am on the list love

[MB.]

(yeah I think a rota for the eliminations would work a little better next time. 'Next time' lol)

[Daniel-X]

The reason why it's ****ed up is bcos I haven't got Daniel-X down as a ranker lmfaooo.

I thought you had LMAO

[reece(:]

Nominations - Round 1

Here's my wonderful selection of housemates for you to choose from.
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/conor.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/gerasimos.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/14/daley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/stuart.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/cameron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/anton.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/darnell.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/stephanie.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/david.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/mario.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/16/marc.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/12/aaron.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/02/dean.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/zac.png
From top left along
Conor BB13 - Gerry BB8 - Daley BB14 - Stuart BB2 - Cameron BB4 - Anton BB12 - Darnell BB9
Steph BB4 - Dave BB11 - Mario BB11 - Marc BB16 - Aaron BB12 - Dean BB2 - Zachary BB8

Also:
http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/john.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/04/justine.png
John James BB11 - Justine Sellman - BB4

There you go Shaun and Troy x

[Jack_]

oh hell no at the inevitably of John Legend James leaving this early

[Daniel.]

Get him out Troy

[MB.]

Get John Legend James out

[Pete.]

Eliminate:
Daley
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/daley-big-brother-2013-460x254.jpg

Let me be clear before the whole Daley and Hazel incident in the safe house Daley was my least favourite contestant in BB14 for the plain fact that he was boring as hell arguably more so than eventually winner Sam.

However the thing that irated me the most was that he engaged into an intense mutual (but not physical) showmace with Hazel despite having a long term girlfriend who clearly was in love with him as the excruciating BOTS appearance showed. Despite all of this, and probably because he wasn't a big character compared to the juggernaut of a housemate that was Hazel O'Sullivan, he was never truly rapped for his cheating ways and it was Hazel that was slaughtered by the press and viewers alike. In fact Dexter and Gina told and warned Daley about the way he was perceived but he carried on with his 'showmance' with Hazel.

The thought that he would swim to the final (he received 0 nominations at the time of his elimination) and perhaps win because of his boring nature was painful to me as a viewer at the time. So perhaps his ejection was a blessing in disguise.

I believe Daley's persona in the house was false and he was not the nice guy that was perceived for the majority of the series. This was shown by the infamous actions that led to the first ejection of Channel 5. The last impression of Daley that will stay with the viewer's mind is the image of a timid Hazel in the Diary Room saying how scared she was of Daley but then having to say that she didn't think Daley stepped over the line because of how scared she was of him. Even then when Big Brother relayed this back to Daley he still had no remorse and was visibly angry at Hazel for 'deceiving' him and thus he carried on slating Hazel in the press calling her a witch etc etc.

Another silver lining that came from Daley's ejection was that Hazel was liked more by the public and led her to be saved over Callum several weeks after.

Save - Cameron I guess
I didn't realise I disliked him this much but here you go

[MB.]

(although Justine is also awful -PROMO KLAXON- as I briefly touched upon in my post so eh)

[Black Dagger]

Oh god yes please get John James ****ing gone.

[Pete.]

The reason why it's ****ed up is bcos I haven't got Daniel-X down as a ranker lmfaooo.
Messs

[reece(:]

(yeah I think a rota for the eliminations would work a little better next time. 'Next time' lol)
The rush for the snatch is all part of the game. :joker: I guess the messy first round is a benchmark?

Great rankings guys :love:

[Daniel.]

Welp mine is so much shorter

o well

[Macie Lightfoot]

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

--

whatever number. John James "Crab Eyes" Parton (BB11)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/24/article-1305652-0AE5B0FE000005DC-595_468x552.jpg

I think this pic (those Sharpie abs...) is worth a hundred words because it's sooooooooooo bad. But I won't stop there.

So BB11 was my first BBUK ever and I definitely think it doesn't get enough appreciation in this parts but holy **** did John James ruin this series or what. I'm guessing that some combination of a ****ed up childhood involving bullying, the death of his father, and the presumably incestual relationship with his mother has led him to having SERIOUS issues with women and it was beyond creepy as ****. He was relentless to better HMs and better human beings like Rachael and Corin and would always harp on about how they're fame*****s only on the show for magazine deals (Exhibit A has already been posted above, ftr), he got REAL FACKIN' ANGRY and dragged Sunshine across the fake grass in the garden and gave her nasty rugburn that got HER evicted, and he created the most ****ed up, oxygen-sucking showmance in show history.

I don't think anything sums up John Josie better than the fact that "The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 231)" and "Could you prove JJJ are fake in a court of law? (Part 14)" are thread titles at DigitalSpy. Showmances on BBUK are pretty predictable because it's almost always two young hot people (or whatever you consider Ashleigh Hughes to be.) HOWEVER, what made John Josie worse than them all was how ~unlikely~ they were. We were supposed to see them as this adorable mix match couple and we were supposed to find it endearing that John James would go for someone with weight and self-image issues like Josie, and BBUK viewers across the world furiously munched on their Cheetos and were hopeful that they too could conquer all odds and find true love. It was nauseating beyond belief :rolleyes:

So after weeks and weeks of John James being an unmitigated asshole to women and turfing them out of the house, trying to copy Lisa Appleton's fire exit escape, and fighting with Josie and then making up with her and looking at the camera and pulling her in closer, John James did get his comeuppance thankfully! Corin ****ing read him for filth and told him about himself, Rachael came back to the house and implied that Nathan wanted to beat the **** out of him, and John James ended it all crying in the fetal position in the DR because he was scared for his life :joker: unfortunately BB pandered to him and gave him a phone call to Nathan in what really was the lowest moment of C4 BBUK, and then the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place. And then Josie went on to win BB11 and it was pretty much a proxy John James win :rolleyes:

I'm saving Justine (BB4) because she sucks but, like, she's without a doubt better than Helen Wood and Becky and Caroline and Shanessa and other awful females.

[EspeonBB]

267.
Gerry Stergiopoulos (BB8)
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB8/10/big_brother_8-day10-gerry-seany-050.jpg

Ugh

Gerry ****ing sucks. He isn't even one those people who suck but bring out good in others, he was just a bad prescence in BB8 and I honestly can't think of one moment where he entertained me.

Anyway, Gerry honestly wasn't that bad for the first three weeks he was there. He was just a background character and he wasn't ruining anything for me. However, it was around week 5/week 6 I started to realise Gerry is awful. I think Gerry's worst quality was the fact he was convinced he was going to be the star of the show and he would be adored by the public (trying to be Brian Dowling 2.0 essentially) so he always thought all the tasks should involve him. Remember when he threw a fit because he wasn't Kylie Minogue in a task or when he pretended to speak to his grandmother on the telephone in Greek or w/e

Speaking of Charley, Gerry absolutely hated her and always picked petty arguments with her. Like the infamous water fight started because Gerry wouldn't stop lecturing Charley on breaking rules (and then he went in the diary room and tried to act like he threw water at her as self-defence boy bye). Or when Charley was trying to show genuine care for Chanelle and he basically provoked her into argument and called her snake? And then he tried to act like she was aggressor . He acted like he was so above her and always talked down about 'her shallow lifestyle' and it infuriated me. He also hated fellow goddess Nicky and always talked about how she was gameplaying and sneaky, when she really wasn't. He was also really creepy with the twins but I'd prefer to forget that.

In conclusion, Gerry is horrid. It's hard to pinpoint why he's horrid, but he is.

Save... Dean I guess

Gerry write up is up :worry:

[Shaun]

so am I left with Stuart and Darnell then

[reece(:]

so am I left with Stuart and Darnell then
yep :laugh:

[MB.]

so am I left with Stuart and Darnell then

Worst threesome ever

[reece(:]

Gerry write up is up :worry:
Ew the thoughts of Gerry reminded me of that godawful argument of him and Charley when Charley was showing some genuine concern for Chanelle.

[Pete.]

Does anyone remember what homophobic thing Steph said?

[Daniel-X]

I vote to evict Dave

269th: Dave - BB11:

https://ucministries.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/david-vaughan-823935149.jpg

Dave provided very little during his stint in the house and is arguably the worst runner up in the whole sixteen series of BBUK. Dave came second place by default he was a bore and he knew it and owned it. His constant mention of god became tiresome and I arguably believe he only stayed in and got to the final two because of his sort of sob story about being a former alcoholic. His annoying constant shout of GLORY drove the ears to bleed faster than Kinga's vagina. The public seemed to not be too fond of him but him wining save and replace tasks constantly made him even MORE annoying. He was responsible for goddess Rachael's early demised and I guess I was never able to forgive him. I wouldn't have anyway someone who wore a monks robe and got 9.1% in a finale vote is no good housemate. Never mind a bloody runner up!

I save Marc

Dave write up is now up

[Pete.]

Ew the thoughts of Gerry reminded me of that godawful argument of him and Charley when Charley was showing some genuine concern for Chanelle.
Prime example of when Charley was provoked into an argument

[Black Dagger]

It still offends me all of him, Andrew and John James were allowed to stay over Ben Duncan ffs

[Pete.]

It still offends me all of him, Andrew and John James were allowed to stay over Ben Duncan ffs
Don't even </3

[Jack_]

Get him out Troy

Get John Legend James out

Oh god yes please get John James ****ing gone.

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

get taste girls bai

http://www.fibroduck.com/wp-content/themes/gallerypro/timthumb/timthumb.php?src=http://www.fibroduck.com/wp-content/uploads/mario-resized1.jpg&w=500&h=375&zc=1

[Pete.]

get taste girls bai

http://www.fibroduck.com/wp-content/themes/gallerypro/timthumb/timthumb.php?src=http://www.fibroduck.com/wp-content/uploads/mario-resized1.jpg&w=500&h=375&zc=1
:makosi-fakevomiting.gif

[reece(:]

I've linked all the rankings in the OP with the rankdown so far :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Oh he was a knob. "Ooh look I lie in a duvet all day and talk to girls like **** WOO"

[EspeonBB]

Welp I wrote more about Gerry than I thought. Sorry if the write up doesn't sound coherent, I have trouble pinpointing exactly why I hate Gerry (but trust me I do) :worry:

Get John James out!

[Shaun]

263. (assuming JJ is 264)
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/09/06/BSBS37391.jpg

I shall eliminate Darnell because anyone who makes a sex tape with Billi Bhatti in the room is ultimately pondlife. His fedorafriendzone campaign against Sara towards the latter half of BB9 made it unbearable to watch and he was just a terribly passive-aggressive, insecure shitstain of a housemate and my least favourite of all time. The bath tub in BB9 wasn't terribly flattering for anyone but seeing that pair of baggy boxers get played around with on a weekly basis was enough to turn me back straight. Also, who in their right mind buys a hoodie that says "don't label me; respect me!"? I'll label you alright you ****, it says 29p and reduced to clear. BYE.

I'll save Stuart because I have so much choice but I guess he was a TiBB member for a while so he can at least log in and see his first round survival, which is nice.

will this do

[Jack_]

267.
Gerry Stergiopoulos (BB8)
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB8/10/big_brother_8-day10-gerry-seany-050.jpg

Ugh

Gerry ****ing sucks. He isn't even one those people who suck but bring out good in others, he was just a bad prescence in BB8 and I honestly can't think of one moment where he entertained me.

Anyway, Gerry honestly wasn't that bad for the first three weeks he was there. He was just a background character and he wasn't ruining anything for me. However, it was around week 5/week 6 I started to realise Gerry is awful. I think Gerry's worst quality was the fact he was convinced he was going to be the star of the show and he would be adored by the public (trying to be Brian Dowling 2.0 essentially) so he always thought all the tasks should involve him. Remember when he threw a fit because he wasn't Kylie Minogue in a task or when he pretended to speak to his grandmother on the telephone in Greek or w/e

Speaking of Charley, Gerry absolutely hated her and always picked petty arguments with her. Like the infamous water fight started because Gerry wouldn't stop lecturing Charley on breaking rules (and then he went in the diary room and tried to act like he threw water at her as self-defence boy bye). Or when Charley was trying to show genuine care for Chanelle and he basically provoked her into argument and called her snake? And then he tried to act like she was aggressor :rolleyes:. He acted like he was so above her and always talked down about 'her shallow lifestyle' and it infuriated me. He also hated fellow goddess Nicky and always talked about how she was gameplaying and sneaky, when she really wasn't. He was also really creepy with the twins but I'd prefer to forget that.

In conclusion, Gerry is horrid. It's hard to pinpoint why he's horrid, but he is.

Save... Dean I guess

all of this pales into insignificance tho when you consider that he hoovered up Jonty's iconic toy on purpose <3

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb8/pics_main/bb8_2007_jonty_main.jpg

[Pete.]

I'm ready to fume about Stuart fuming at Goddess Penny in a later stage

[reece(:]

Great Shaun :clap1::clap1:

Rankers from now:
1. reece(:
2. Petemitch
3. Shaun
4. EspeonBB
5. Daniel_
6. Macie Lightfoot
7. Jake.
8. MB
9. Daniel-X
10. Lucas

Next round, 18 are to be nominated (:joker:). Everyone still has a #FinalPass they can use on a nominated HM and a #SaveAndReplace. Pete will nominate next after Troy and Jake do their write ups.

[reece(:]

I'm ready to fume about Stuart fuming at Goddess Penny in a later stage
And farty Amma?

[Pete.]

And farty Amma?
Amma's fumes are iconic <33

[Black Dagger]

Darnell was trash. I'd still take a few BB9 housemates going before him but he will do.

[Jake.]

Zachary Lichman
Big Brother 8 (4th Place)

http://www.new-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/15/451x567/105_1.jpg

Ah, Big Brother 8. As if alienating the majority of the Big Brother fan base by sticking in strictly females on launch night wasn't enough, they decided to lob in quite frankly the worst cast of males imaginable during the following two weeks; amongst them, Zachary Lichman, or 'Ziggy' as he liked to call himself (why?). Labelling himself as a David Beckham lookalike (and not being wrong in the instance David sticks himself in a blender), good ol' 'Ziggy' went and surprised us all in going for a self-confessed Posh Spice wannabe.

Not much else happened on the Zachary front. He argued with Chanelle a fair bit ("It's not you, it's me", anyone?) and argued for her as well. He was also reunited with his dog during a task. Sweet.

Decided to save Aaron.

[Jack_]

looooooool I forgot about that messy sex tape ew the thought of it makes me vom

Darnell's support just baffles me like I don't remember the misogyny but I do remember him being completely irrelevant so either way bye

[reece(:]

Round 1:

270th: Conor McIntyre - BB13 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018308&postcount=87
269th: Dave Vaughan - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018334&postcount=102
268th: Steph Coldicott - BB4 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018335&postcount=103
267th: Gerry Stergiopoulos - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018340&postcount=106
266th: Daley Ojuederie - BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018341&postcount=107
265th: Zachary "Ziggy" Lichman - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018484&postcount=192
264th: John James Parton - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018443&postcount=168
263rd: Darnell Swallow - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8018470&postcount=184

[Jack_]

Ziggy was crap but good enough for his part in the Chanelle showmance and 'it's not you it's me' is one of the tackiest quotes of all time <3

[MB.]

None of those links work which I'm fairly certain is actually a positive thing

[Jake.]

could someone explain the numbers in the write ups and whether I have to include one/

[reece(:]

None of those links work which I'm fairly certain is actually a positive thing
welp, fixed :joker:

[reece(:]

could someone explain the numbers in the write ups and whether I have to include one/
It's just their placings, you don't need to.. I've included them in the OP

[MB.]

could someone explain the numbers in the write ups and whether I have to include one/

They're just that housemate's position in the ranking

[Pete.]

Great Shaun :clap1::clap1:

Rankers from now:
1. reece(:
2. Petemitch
3. Shaun
4. EspeonBB
5. Daniel_
6. Macie Lightfoot
7. Jake.
8. MB
9. Daniel-X
10. Lucas

Next round, 18 are to be nominated (:joker:). Everyone still has a #FinalPass they can use on a nominated HM and a #SaveAndReplace. Pete will nominate next after Troy and Jake do their write ups.

Getting em ready

http://aelida.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Christina-Aguilera-fat.jpg

[Jake.]

so when Pete nominates we can post who we wish to evict/save as quick as we wish?

[Daniel.]

Yeah :)

[MB.]

so when Pete nominates we can post who we wish to evict/save as quick as we wish?

Yup

[reece(:]

so when Pete nominates we can post who we wish to evict/save as quick as we wish?
Yess, but Pete cannot post until Macie has done his write up.

[Shaun]

it's the calm before the storm again

[Jake.]

Yess, but Pete cannot post until Macie has done his write up.

right okay, and can any of the housemates just saved by us be nommed again?

[EspeonBB]

perched

[MB.]

(like many words need to be wasted on John James anyway)

[Shaun]

I'm ready to buy Macie's audiobooks from this thread tbh

[reece(:]

right okay, and can any of the housemates just saved by us be nommed again?
Yeah.

You get a Final Pass each which can be used on a nominated housemate to guarantee your saved HM into the final 75. And a Save and Replace which is self explanatory but separate to the normal saved HM and eliminated HM.

[Jake.]

Yeah.

You get a Final Pass each which can be used on a nominated housemate to guarantee your saved HM into the final 75. And a Save and Replace which is self explanatory but separate to the normal saved HM and eliminated HM.

okay well I'll just have to see the S&R being used to get the idea :laugh:

[Pete.]

Yeah.

You get a Final Pass each which can be used on a nominated housemate to guarantee your saved HM into the final 75. And a Save and Replace which is self explanatory but separate to the normal saved HM and eliminated HM.
i.e. the fight to save Makosi

[Shaun]

Say Pete posts his 18 nominees and EspeonBB jumps in and goes OK EVICTING ANOUSKA BYE

Could one of the other players then go "actually I want to give a final pass to Anouska I am done with your ass EspeonBB" or would they be doomed for eternity

[Jake.]

Is there a certain time this stops each night btw, for us work-goers?

[reece(:]

Say Pete posts his 18 nominees and EspeonBB jumps in and goes OK EVICTING ANOUSKA BYE

Could one of the other players then go "actually I want to give a final pass to Anouska I am done with your ass EspeonBB" or would they be doomed for eternity
Doomed </3

[EspeonBB]

I would never vote to evict Anouska this early :bored:

[Shaun]

can't believe you've just doomed anouska smh

[Pete.]

and I would never nominate Goddess A this early :bored:

[reece(:]

Is there a certain time this stops each night btw, for us work-goers?
It's not meant to go this fast :joker:

Everyone has 24 hours to do their picks/writeup

[Daniel.]

The faster the better tbqh

[Jake.]

It's not meant to go this fast :joker:

Everyone has 24 hours to do their picks/writeup

oh thank ****

[Jake.]

was feeling rushed like Mariah's Rockefeller 2013 performance

[reece(:]

can't believe you've just doomed anouska smh
There could be a revival twist later on down the line for the obligatory robbed hoes.

[Black Dagger]

The faster the better tbqh

Oooh er

[reece(:]

oh thank ****
The rushing is what makes it so much more messier <3 :joker:

[Shaun]

it's just you do realise as soon as someone has the good sense to nominate Helen, LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams and slam the golden buzzer ASAFP.

[MB.]

LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams

Oooh er

[Jake.]

it's just you do realise as soon as someone has the good sense to nominate Helen, LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams and slam the golden buzzer ASAFP.

his Kindle won't be able to catch up, not a problem

[reece(:]

it's just you do realise as soon as someone has the good sense to nominate Helen, LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams and slam the golden buzzer ASAFP.
omfg on the topic of odious creatures, I forgot to nominate Dennis </3

[Jake.]

omfg on the topic of odious creatures, I forgot to nominate Dennis </3

perched for a 'Big Brother: Gremlins' final 10

[Black Dagger]

it's just you do realise as soon as someone has the good sense to nominate Helen, LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams and slam the golden buzzer ASAFP.

Giving away my plan :rolleyes:

[Pete.]

Has Macie posted yet?

[Macie Lightfoot]

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

--

whatever number. John James "Crab Eyes" Parton (BB11)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/24/article-1305652-0AE5B0FE000005DC-595_468x552.jpg

I think this pic (those Sharpie abs...) is worth a hundred words because it's sooooooooooo bad. But I won't stop there.

So BB11 was my first BBUK ever and I definitely think it doesn't get enough appreciation in this parts but holy **** did John James ruin this series or what. I'm guessing that some combination of a ****ed up childhood involving bullying, the death of his father, and the presumably incestual relationship with his mother has led him to having SERIOUS issues with women and it was beyond creepy as ****. He was relentless to better HMs and better human beings like Rachael and Corin and would always harp on about how they're fame*****s only on the show for magazine deals (Exhibit A has already been posted above, ftr), he got REAL FACKIN' ANGRY and dragged Sunshine across the fake grass in the garden and gave her nasty rugburn that got HER evicted, and he created the most ****ed up, oxygen-sucking showmance in show history.

I don't think anything sums up John Josie better than the fact that "The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 231)" and "Could you prove JJJ are fake in a court of law? (Part 14)" are thread titles at DigitalSpy. Showmances on BBUK are pretty predictable because it's almost always two young hot people (or whatever you consider Ashleigh Hughes to be.) HOWEVER, what made John Josie worse than them all was how ~unlikely~ they were. We were supposed to see them as this adorable mix match couple and we were supposed to find it endearing that John James would go for someone with weight and self-image issues like Josie, and BBUK viewers across the world furiously munched on their Cheetos and were hopeful that they too could conquer all odds and find true love. It was nauseating beyond belief :rolleyes:

So after weeks and weeks of John James being an unmitigated asshole to women and turfing them out of the house, trying to copy Lisa Appleton's fire exit escape, and fighting with Josie and then making up with her and looking at the camera and pulling her in closer, John James did get his comeuppance thankfully! Corin ****ing read him for filth and told him about himself, Rachael came back to the house and implied that Nathan wanted to beat the **** out of him, and John James ended it all crying in the fetal position in the DR because he was scared for his life :joker: unfortunately BB pandered to him and gave him a phone call to Nathan in what really was the lowest moment of C4 BBUK, and then the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place. And then Josie went on to win BB11 and it was pretty much a proxy John James win :rolleyes:

I'm saving Justine (BB4) because she sucks but, like, she's without a doubt better than Helen Wood and Becky and Caroline and Shanessa and other awful females.

hiya hurn.

[MB.]

#neva4get

http://i.imgur.com/zZHlg.jpg

[reece(:]

omfg that John James picture :joker::joker::joker: Macie <3 I'm glad you reminded me of that wonderful Rachael return moment :love: iirc she got ushered back out of the house after the massage quicker than planned due to Crab Eyes' uncomfortableness <3

I'm reading the Daley writeup and am shocked to only realise now he had ZERO nominations... wtf.

[MB.]

It kind of makes sense considering Daley didn't actually exist until he near-murdered Hazel

[EspeonBB]

lmfao @ that John James pic. :joker:

That write-up reminded me of how amazing Corin was :love: Thank you Macie :love:

[Daniel-X]

Everyone's write ups are so much better than mine :laugh2:

Macie's is amazing

[reece(:]

the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place.

This was a vile low for BBUK, even the percentage was revealed as him having the highest, BY FAR.

[Daniel.]

Macie <3

[Daniel-X]

This was a vile low for BBUK, even the percentage was revealed as him having the highest, BY FAR.

Producers were obsessed with JJJ and it made me sick

[Jason.]

This game is great.

I'm really enjoying Macie's speeches. :love:

[reece(:]

Producers were obsessed with JJJ and it made me sick
Even the engineered edit couldn't save him by Day 73.

[Jack_]

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

--

whatever number. John James "Crab Eyes" Parton (BB11)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/24/article-1305652-0AE5B0FE000005DC-595_468x552.jpg

I think this pic (those Sharpie abs...) is worth a hundred words because it's sooooooooooo bad. But I won't stop there.

So BB11 was my first BBUK ever and I definitely think it doesn't get enough appreciation in this parts but holy **** did John James ruin this series or what. I'm guessing that some combination of a ****ed up childhood involving bullying, the death of his father, and the presumably incestual relationship with his mother has led him to having SERIOUS issues with women and it was beyond creepy as ****. He was relentless to better HMs and better human beings like Rachael and Corin and would always harp on about how they're fame*****s only on the show for magazine deals (Exhibit A has already been posted above, ftr), he got REAL FACKIN' ANGRY and dragged Sunshine across the fake grass in the garden and gave her nasty rugburn that got HER evicted, and he created the most ****ed up, oxygen-sucking showmance in show history.

I don't think anything sums up John Josie better than the fact that "The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 231)" and "Could you prove JJJ are fake in a court of law? (Part 14)" are thread titles at DigitalSpy. Showmances on BBUK are pretty predictable because it's almost always two young hot people (or whatever you consider Ashleigh Hughes to be.) HOWEVER, what made John Josie worse than them all was how ~unlikely~ they were. We were supposed to see them as this adorable mix match couple and we were supposed to find it endearing that John James would go for someone with weight and self-image issues like Josie, and BBUK viewers across the world furiously munched on their Cheetos and were hopeful that they too could conquer all odds and find true love. It was nauseating beyond belief :rolleyes:

So after weeks and weeks of John James being an unmitigated asshole to women and turfing them out of the house, trying to copy Lisa Appleton's fire exit escape, and fighting with Josie and then making up with her and looking at the camera and pulling her in closer, John James did get his comeuppance thankfully! Corin ****ing read him for filth and told him about himself, Rachael came back to the house and implied that Nathan wanted to beat the **** out of him, and John James ended it all crying in the fetal position in the DR because he was scared for his life :joker: unfortunately BB pandered to him and gave him a phone call to Nathan in what really was the lowest moment of C4 BBUK, and then the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place. And then Josie went on to win BB11 and it was pretty much a proxy John James win :rolleyes:

I'm saving Justine (BB4) because she sucks but, like, she's without a doubt better than Helen Wood and Becky and Caroline and Shanessa and other awful females.

I'm getting angry now

http://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2010/08/000013b98-pic412.jpg

[MB.]

This game is great.

I'm really enjoying Macie's speeches. :love:

When will Martin Luther King

(remind me to bring him up again when I rip into Caroline in twenty or so places' time)

[reece(:]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/24/article-1305652-0AE5B0FE000005DC-595_468x552.jpg

Are these tats drawn on with a felt tip pen?

[MB.]

Well the shadow looks like he's hanging himself so that's something

[Jack_]

although that's a pretty fair character assessment

also those DS threads are two of the most embarrassing on the entire internet

[Jason.]

When will Martin Luther King

(remind me to bring him up again when I rip into Caroline in twenty or so places' time)

I actually thought of that.

[Daniel-X]

Well the shadow looks like he's hanging himself so that's something

We wouldn't be so lucky :bawling:

[reece(:]

Well the shadow looks like he's hanging himself so that's something
Omg :joker: