EastEnders (Say a prayer for the Branning sisters)

[Marsh.]

Not him sick of Denise too so shoved her one hander episode waiting for Kush to come out of surgery into the bin?

[Marsh.]

Not here for Jane's coma story lasting as long as Ronnie's

Her to wake up to Ian shacked up with Lauren?

[Ross.]

Not him sick of Denise too so shoved her one hander episode waiting for Kush to come out of surgery into the bin?

:joker:

[Ross.]

Remember when Steven died

[Firewire]

who

[Marsh.]

Remember when Steven died

Steve is on Corrie buddy.

[Ross.]

Steve is on Corrie buddy.

Oh honey

[Ross.]

Also Keegan needs to be deleted I really don't care about them trying to make him likeable

[Ross.]

Michelle was a scream just standing there when a distraught Kathy walked in

[Firewire]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKCxcqZWsAAFgvz.jpg

[Ross.]

Lacey's reaction whenever SOC told her about the shows upcoming stories :love:

[Firewire]

https://i.imgur.com/XGPejVW.png

[Ross.]

Queen of expression

[Firewire]

i giffed her

[Firewire]

2 secs

[Firewire]

https://i.imgur.com/Bu8PXah.gif

[Marsh.]

When you see the Spring Trailer and realise your biggest story is washing dishes.

https://i.imgur.com/Bu8PXah.gif

[Marsh.]

When you know you carried the show for about 5 years and Diane Parish dares to tell you you're now recurring cast at best.

https://i.imgur.com/Bu8PXah.gif

[Ashsleigh]

https://i.imgur.com/Bu8PXah.gif

[LukeB]

What is this operation since Kush and Carmel recovered straight away
https://i.imgur.com/Bu8PXah.gif

[Amy Jade]

Kim :clap1:

[Cal.]

When you're Stacey Slater but some crazed Denise obsessed man starts writing you as 'Fowler Baby Maker' in the scripts

https://i.imgur.com/Bu8PXah.gif

[Underscore]

Kim :clap1:

Kim is everyones bae

[Firewire]

Charlie Brooks said she thinks about Janine often and would be interested to see what she's up to... but for the time being is enjoying touring with theatre

COME BACK CHAZ.

[Oliver_W]

What is this operation since Kush and Carmel recovered straight away
https://i.imgur.com/Bu8PXah.gif

When I had it I was out of hospital the next day, but my arm was in sling, and it hurt to move, eat, laugh, cough, stand up, or sit down ...

[Marsh.]

Charlie Brooks said she thinks about Janine often and would be interested to see what she's up to... but for the time being is enjoying touring with theatre

COME BACK CHAZ.

Is she your best friend now???

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_cbb13_lionel_2.jpg

[Tom4784]

Charlie Brooks said she thinks about Janine often and would be interested to see what she's up to... but for the time being is enjoying touring with theatre

COME BACK CHAZ.

Not until SOC has been escorted from the set and they've febreezed his stink out of everything.

[Marsh.]

Not until SOC has been escorted from the set and they've febreezed his stink out of everything.

Literally me every time I leave work.

That's me febreezing a colleagues stink, not me being the stink. :hee:

[Wizard.]

Can anyone explain why they left an episode out?

[Marsh.]

Can anyone explain why they left an episode out?

Apparently they didn't it was just terrible continuity.

I reckon it was just the right episode but I think the episodes around the stunt week or the week before were filmed when Yorke first took office so maybe he's cut stuff from the episode before it was filmed or binned a couple of scripts so that the episodes haven't flowed as neatly.

In fact, I remember this happening last time he came in to emergency manage the show back in 2005. The show was chopping and changing it's style and tone every week. But even then it was more of a consistent show than the crap SOC's given us.

[Rob!]

1gO8SKb96to


Sigh.

[Marsh.]

Ugh, Alex and Roxy ANOTHER wasted opportunity.

[Rob!]

Tbf though DTC ****ed that up

[Marsh.]

Omg "IT'S KETTLE!" :joker:

I remember that line, was it really three years ago??? :o

[Marsh.]

It's hard to believe it's almost 4 years since the Carters arrived.

Madness.

[Rob!]

Like...they were there. The pair of them doing normal sister relationship type scenes that were fun to watch and didn't involve Ronnie crying over the death of her children or trying to murder anyone. What the actual **** was SOC thinking??

[Marsh.]

Like...they were there. The pair of them doing normal sister relationship type scenes that were fun to watch and didn't involve Ronnie crying over the death of her children or trying to murder anyone. What the actual **** was SOC thinking??

Oh don't even remind me of that sh*te analogy he used to justify killing them off.

Something about Stacey could pop into the Minute Mart for some milk and Ronnie couldn't. PFFT!!!

[Marsh.]

Whitney: "He was our mate and all!!"

Really? Did Whitney ever even share a scene a scene with him?
In fact didn't Whitney always tell Lauren to break it off?

And Sharon visiting Carmel? Is that the first time they've even spoken?

This show is all over the place.

[Marsh.]

Also, when did Woody start working at the Vic again?

:unsure:

[Marsh.]

Lacey Turner obviously has cliffhangers in her contract and they suddenly realised she's had no dramatic material all year so threw this in last minute.

Or it was John Yorke's first script he signed off and ordered Stacey be given the cliffhanger. :joker:

[Firewire]

Kathy got one tonight lmao

They’re doing all the ones who haven’t had any yet

[Marsh.]

Cackled I forgot about Martin rotting away in jail whilst Ted and Joyce are at home after attempted murder and perjury.

[Marsh.]

Well, it's been three years but finally Ian reacts to Kathy coming back from the dead after not being there for him for 10 years.

Maybe we can expect him to realise Steven is dead in 2020?

[Rob!]

Why is Martin in prison?

[Marsh.]

Why is Martin in prison?

He nudged a police officer after a balloon popped at Walford in Bloom.

[Rob!]

That is probably pretty accurate tbh

[Josy]

This show has been a compete mess lately, wtf at all that drama over the last few weeks, disaster during disaster after disaster and only Steven dead?

Also admittedly I may have missed and episode or 2 (I think) but I swear we seen Phil getting blew to **** and lying there in a state then the next time he was on screen he was just sauntering around the house as if nothings happened :think:

[Josy]

And Carmel wtf even happened there

[Firewire]

Redwater has been axed

[Rob!]

Redwater has been axed

Poor ha

[Firewire]

SHOOK at JWB returning

I wonder if they managed to get the same actor

[Ross.]

Oh wow things just got interesting

[Marsh.]

MESS. Told y'all.

Although, EastEnders going back and revisiting major plots/faces from the past has never turned out well.

[Firewire]

Let's hope it's had a touch of Yorke though

I now see what SOC was leading to but the whole build up has been poor

[Ross.]

MESS. Told y'all.

Although, EastEnders going back and revisiting major plots/faces from the past has never turned out well.

No you never, a DS poster told everyone there and you told us what they said so SHUT UP

[Ross.]

Let's hope it's had a touch of Yorke though

I now see what SOC was leading to but the whole build up has been poor

And it took too long to get here

[Marsh.]

Yeah, as a slow burn storyline it would have been excellent.

But it wasn't. It was Max disappearing for about 5 months with one scene a month and then repeating the same scenes over and over for a couple more months.

[Firewire]

Stacey sleeping on the couch is me

[Ross.]

Stacey sleeping on the couch is me

Relatable queen

[Ross.]

Gif her for when Nicky talks about his latest obsession

[Marsh.]

A MESS at Max's gang of underwritten new characters all keeping up their charade on Albert Square for so long and so well and now they're casually kissing and hugging and talking on the Square in front of everyone and not caring.

[Firewire]

Kim's pout-face when she was spying on Sonia I screamed

[Marsh.]

Ex-EastEnders star Rita Simons can no longer watch the show after Roxy Mitchell's death
"It becomes too painful."

Me too Reet.

[Ross.]

What even happened with Sonia in Kettering I don't remember

[Marsh.]

What even happened with Sonia in Kettering I don't remember

They still haven't told us.

Because apparently hinting at a secret at the end of one episode and then not addressing it for three months counts as a "storyline".

[Firewire]

Gif her for when Nicky talks about his latest obsession

me when he mentions daisy

https://i.imgur.com/nqBbnbs.gif

[Greg!]

1gO8SKb96to


Sigh.

Omg :(

[BBUK-Fan]

James Wilmott Browns return will be interesting

[Marsh.]

Us when it's Gavin...

https://i.imgur.com/nqBbnbs.gif

[BBUK-Fan]

Us when it's Gavin...

https://i.imgur.com/nqBbnbs.gif

Better not be

[Firewire]

Us when it's Gavin...

https://i.imgur.com/nqBbnbs.gif

**** sake imagine

[Cal.]

Oh MY GOD at Marsh finally confirming his BB favourites

[Marsh.]

Oh MY GOD at Marsh finally confirming his BB favourites

My favourites are always known by who I like and who I hate.

I don't need to bang on about them 24/7. :nono:

[RileyH]

Us when it's Gavin...

https://i.imgur.com/nqBbnbs.gif

don't tease

[Greg!]

Oh MY GOD at Marsh finally confirming his BB favourites

I'm a bit shook that he has good taste (Noah Fence!)

[Cal.]

My favourites are always known by who I like and who I hate.

I don't need to bang on about them 24/7. :nono:

Did I ask you little cow?

[Marsh.]

Did I ask you little cow?

You did you nasty girl.

[Urban Cragou]

2017 is hands down the worst year Eastenders has ever had.

Even 2006 and Newman's nonsense has nothing on this year.

[Denver]

You must have forgot 2013 pre carters

[Denver]

We find out who the man is tonight btw

[Ross.]

We already know who it is

[Denver]

you think

[Firewire]

It’s obviously JWB with the Sophie reveal last night

[Denver]

Wouldnt it be a scream if it was Buster though

[BBUK-Fan]

Obviously JWB is the chairman.

[Marsh.]

Wouldnt it be a scream if it was Buster though
No

[Marsh.]

I don't know why they didn't just show the Chairman's face because even if they want to keep the fact he's JWB a secret it's a different actor anyway.

[Marsh.]

You must have forgot 2013 pre carters
Even that was better than the last 12 months.

[BBUK-Fan]

I don't know why they didn't just show the Chairman's face because even if they want to keep the fact he's JWB a secret it's a different actor anyway.

I hope it's a good storyline and I want to see Ben have a fight with Josh.

[Firewire]

Kim: Some people, Steven, are bad and some people...
Vincent: You
Kim: ...are good!

me.

[Firewire]

Abi being the only person at the funeral :skull:

[Denver]

Not them getting the original back

[Wizard.]

Screamed @ Kathy's look to Lauren when she said "who would lie about dying" :joker:

also MESS that Kathy's rapist returns 30 years later to take revenge on the whole square because he can't get over the rape allegation. I don't even think people who watched it back then would get the reference.

[BBUK-Fan]

Didn't know it would be the original actor. So the Chairman is Hugo

[Marsh.]

I think long-term viewers will get the reference. I think the rape story pretty much defined Kathy's character.

Much like you ain't my muvva defined Kat.

[Firewire]

It's about time Gill was given something gritty

[Firewire]

According to Radio Times

James Willmott-Brown has three children. Fi (or Sophie) and Luke Browning, played by Lisa Faulkner and Adam Astill are the children of Elizabeth Browning, Willmott Brown’s first wife and who was recently revealed to have committed suicide.

Josh Hemmings (Eddie Eyre) is their half-brother from Willmott-Brown’s later relationship with Wendy Hemmings.

Hugo Browning, played by Simon Williams, is the Chairman of Weyland and Co, which is owned by James Willmott-Brown. Hugo is the brother of Elizabeth Browning, Willmott-Brown’s first wife.

[Good King Glennceslas]

My mum was telling me about willmott raping Kathy when she was chatting to Linda. Then screeched when he walked in at the end.

[BBUK-Fan]

It was expected but still a great reveal. Hats off to them

[Firewire]

And guess what, apparently this is DTC's doing!

The execution was obviously SOC because it was absolutely ****ing terrible but Rory Nugent, who used to work on the show just tweeted

911316286378053633

[Firewire]

Not sure if that's showing as it's not appearing for me but it says:

"#Eastenders at its best with long burning tickling schemer of a storyline. This twist was in planning & undercover for around 18 months"

[BBUK-Fan]

And guess what, apparently this is DTC's doing!

The execution was obviously SOC because it was absolutely ****ing terrible but Rory Nugent, who used to work on the show just tweeted

911315801948524544

SOC devised it ages ago.

[Firewire]

SOC devised it ages ago.

See above thanks

[Denver]

SOC would have been employed 18 months back so he would have had final decisions

[Smithy]

Abi being the only person at the funeral :skull:

Wearing a cocktail dress too

[Firewire]

SOC would have been employed 18 months back so he would have had final decisions

DTC left in May 2016 unless I'm mistaken?

[Firewire]

Yeah 6th May

18 months would be March/April

[Denver]

But he confirmed he would be leaving months in advance with SOC already chosen

[Denver]

Im sure he quit in Feb and said he will stay till Peggy's death/Funeral

[Marsh.]

Has Ashley gif'd Kim's reaction to the police knocking at Sonia's yet? :joker:

[Firewire]

He announced he was leaving in Feb but left in May

SOC didn't start until July

[Denver]

But they would have spoken about storylines

[Marsh.]

So Dom planned a revenge story for Max including JWB?

I wouldn't mind if the Gavin stuff was good and then this stuff with Max was an actual story and not just a series of events over a few months.

It all had the makings of a brilliant epic story that's spanned nearly three years since Kathy's return.

Lucy's death triggering Kathy's return, Kathy's return triggering JWB'S return but it's all been so mundane

[Marsh.]

Rory only worked under DTC so would only have known about stories planned when DTC was there .

[Firewire]

So Dom planned a revenge story for Max including JWB?

I wouldn't mind if the Gavin stuff was good and then this stuff with Max was an actual story and not just a series of events over a few months.

It all had the makings of a brilliant epic story that's spanned nearly three years since Kathy's return.

Lucy's death triggering Kathy's return, Kathy's return triggering JWB'S return but it's all been so mundane

He said he left the cupboard full of stories for Sean if he wished to use them

And I'm assuming this included Max's revenge and JWB's return but I keep getting attacked when I state anything of the sort so who knows

[Firewire]

Rory only worked under DTC so would only have known about stories planned when DTC was there .

Yup

[Urban Cragou]

You must have forgot 2013 pre carters

Newman's era was 2013.

[Denver]

He would have had to sign it of with SOC you cant plan 2 years of storylines for no reason

[Firewire]

Newman's era was 2013.

September to December (the end of Newman's era) was pretty solid

[Firewire]

He would have had to sign it of with SOC you cant plan 2 years of storylines for no reason

ok

[Urban Cragou]

September to December (the end of Newman's era) was pretty solid

That doesn't excuse the earlier three quarters of that year being the worst state a soap had ever been up till that point. The bulk of Newman's **** was literally unwatchable.

I agree that it stepped up at the end though. It was that Halloween episode that got me watching properly again.

[Denver]

You think another producer would sign up to work on something they are not allowed any say in? you not that stupid to think that

[Firewire]

You think another producer would sign up to work on something they are not allowed any say in? you not that stupid to think that

I didn't say that

You should read back and it might make more sense

[Urban Cragou]

You think another producer would sign up to work on something they are not allowed any say in? you not that stupid to think that

Doesn't mean O'Connor was the mastermind behind any of those stories though does it.

Going by your logic he tried to grip the nation by Denise's English and rats and then suddenly came up with a two-year-long revenge story for Max. Does that make any sense to you?

[Denver]

He had to do the casting and try to entist the old actor back and with his team wok the storylines out

[Firewire]

He had to do the casting and try to entist the old actor back and with his team wok the storylines out

Well duh

[Firewire]

That's why I said that execution has been a mess since it's been under SOC

Honestly you have such a cheek to call me an idiot

[Urban Cragou]

Still doesn't mean he initiated any drama of his own though. Unless you count bins.

[Denver]

So he did the most work and could have vetoed it

[Denver]

You all idolise DTC who made it unrealistic and left it in a worse state then he found it

[Urban Cragou]

You won't find many people sticking up for SOC if that's what you're trying to do Adam

[Firewire]

So he did the most work and could have vetoed it

WELL OBVIOUSLY

I said that it was DTC's idea, which it probably was... that's all I said

I have no idea why you've taken this so personally

[Urban Cragou]

You all idolise DTC who made it unrealistic and left it in a worse state then he found it

DTC was **** after the live but at least he had stories.

[Denver]

He had stories that would disappear for half a year

[Urban Cragou]

But he had stories. That's the point.

[Marsh.]

He would have had to sign it of with SOC you cant plan 2 years of storylines for no reason
Obviously. He's just pointing out whose idea it was.

The execution is clearly SOC's as it's as dull as a soap could get.

[Ashsleigh]

DTC had stories that could've been great, but that's as far as it goes.

[Marsh.]

That doesn't excuse the earlier three quarters of that year being the worst state a soap had ever been up till that point. The bulk of Newman's **** was literally unwatchable.

I agree that it stepped up at the end though. It was that Halloween episode that got me watching properly again.
I think DTC had a strong impact on the show from that point.

The show just changed too much for it to suddenly be the work of the same producer.

[BBUK-Fan]

Personally, I'd love JWB to stay permanently. I just feel the classic businessman eastender type is missing from the show and I think him being reformed after this storyline ends would work well.

[BBUK-Fan]

Would you want JWB back permanently? What about his family?

[Marsh.]

DTC was **** after the live but at least he had stories.
This.

Say what you want about DTC's style and direction but at least he always had ideas bouncing around.

The show has been lifeless since SOC came in. And even his attempt at breathing life into it with bus crashes and whatnot are bloody awful.

[Marsh.]

Would you want JWB back permanently? What about his family?
No. But there is a lot of potential in his kids.

An 18 month villain like Johnny Allen would be fine.

[BBUK-Fan]

No. But there is a lot of potential in his kids.

An 18 month villain like Johnny Allen would be fine.

I can see Fi being Max's next wife. Josh and Luke would be interesting

[Firewire]

Would you want JWB back permanently? What about his family?

No he's a rapist and there's no way of redeeming someone like him

[BBUK-Fan]

No he's a rapist and there's no way of redeeming someone like him

Plenty of people have been redeemed. Why can't he?

Ben killed Heather, Michelle having an inappropriate relationship, Martin killed Jamie, the list goes on..

[Marsh.]

Plenty of people have been redeemed. Why can't he?

Ben killed Heather, Michelle having an inappropriate relationship, Martin killed Jamie, the list goes on..
Oh I don't think he can be redeemed.

But I also don't think permanent characters all need to be redeemable. I don't mind a good old fashioned villainous bastard.

The soaps tends to shy away from that and try to give everyone a heart or excuse their bad actions.

[BBUK-Fan]

Oh I don't think he can be redeemed.

But I also don't think permanent characters all need to be redeemable. I don't mind a good old fashioned villainous bastard.

The soaps tends to shy away from that and try to give everyone a heart or excuse their bad actions.

I guess he could just be very unlikeable but I was just thinking that he could have been somehow but I'd love him to stick around for at least 2 years. I want him to run the car lot.

[Firewire]

Plenty of people have been redeemed. Why can't he?

Ben killed Heather, Michelle having an inappropriate relationship, Martin killed Jamie, the list goes on..

You haven't listed any rapists

[Urban Cragou]

Plenty of people have been redeemed. Why can't he?

Ben killed Heather, Michelle having an inappropriate relationship, Martin killed Jamie, the list goes on..

Those two murders you mention were even accidents (aka manslaughter) and Michelle and Preston was different. At least use half-decent examples.

Like Marsh said he's free to hang around as a short-lived villain but that's where it ends. No way can a rapist hang around. Even EE's got a better moral compass than that.

[BBUK-Fan]

You haven't listed any rapists

Murderers though. They end people's lives and are still walking around

[Urban Cragou]

Murderers though. They end people's lives and are still walking around

Manslaughterers.*

[BBUK-Fan]

Those two murders you mention were even accidents (aka manslaughter) and Michelle and Preston was different. At least use half-decent examples.

Like Marsh said he's free to hang around as a short-lived villain but that's where it ends. No way can a rapist hang around. Even EE's got a better moral compass than that.

Ben killing Heather wasn't accidental. He was psycho and why can killers stick around and rapists have to go?

[BBUK-Fan]

Manslaughterers.*

Stacey killed.

[Urban Cragou]

No, Ben killing Heather was genuinely an accident. Him being psycho is neither here nor there when it boils down to what actually happened that night.

Rape's a line that you just don't cross, that's the thing. Even murder can at least be partially justifiable in extreme circumstances. There's never any excuse for rape.

[Denver]

If they can bring him back they can bring Mary The Punk back

[Underscore]

If they can bring him back they can bring Mar The Punk back

omg yas becky and carole legends

https://image.ibb.co/iF7k15/a_Adam_ssg.png

[BBUK-Fan]

No, Ben killing Heather was genuinely an accident. Him being psycho is neither here nor there when it boils down to what actually happened that night.

Rape's a line that you just don't cross, that's the thing. Even murder can at least be partially justifiable in extreme circumstances. There's never any excuse for rape.

.

[Underscore]

If they can bring him back they can bring Mary The Punk back

also

this is her now

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Linda_Davidson.jpg

feel old yet?

[Denver]

Still a sexy Kween

[Denver]

I think she quit acting

[Firewire]

Ben killing Heather wasn't accidental. He was psycho and why can killers stick around and rapists have to go?

Because killers can make good villains

Rapists don't.

[Marsh.]

Ben killing Heather wasn't accidental. He was psycho and why can killers stick around and rapists have to go?
Heather was a crime of passion though. He didn't intentionally murder her.

[Firewire]

Yeah Heather definitely wasn't murdered

[Firewire]

"Kathy Beale, "the woman he believes ruined his life", is also on Willmott-Brown's "agenda".

Would you send a bunch of flowers with a note saying "an old friend" if they ruined your life? :think:

[Firewire]

Can I just praise the casting of Luke and Josh though? They are the SPIT.

[Marsh.]

"Kathy Beale, "the woman he believes ruined his life", is also on Willmott-Brown's "agenda".

Would you send a bunch of flowers with a note saying "an old friend" if they ruined your life? :think:
Your rapist sending you flowers is creepy as feck though.

[Marsh.]

Here's hoping Lisa Faulkner has some actual material to perform going forward.

[Firewire]

Your rapist sending you flowers is creepy as feck though.

I know but you'd expect the message to be more like "rot in hell tramp" or something

[Firewire]

Remember Bex’s goth era :skull:

[Marsh.]

I know but you'd expect the message to be more like "rot in hell tramp" or something

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

The thing is though, JWB actually got away with raping Kathy and it was in the 90s that he was convicted of raping somebody else.

So, how he can lay the blame at Kathy's feet I don't quite know.

[Marsh.]

Kathy has had the last laugh though.

She looks younger than she did in 1987 and JWB has aged like milk.

[Ross.]

Hopefully this story steps up a gear now

Here for the Carters out of the Vic

[Marsh.]

Here for the Carters out of the Vic

I will NOT allow Queen Linda Carter to be thrown out onto the streets.

She is Lady of the Vic and shall remain so for the foreseeable future.

Don't you forget IT!

[Ashsleigh]

Is it safe to start watching again yet?

[Ross.]

I will NOT allow Queen Linda Carter to be thrown out onto the streets.

She is Lady of the Vic and shall remain so for the foreseeable future.

Don't you forget IT!

Janine Butcher-Browning is COMING

[Marsh.]

Janine Butcher-Browning is COMING

:skull:

[Firewire]

Yes for the Kim and the Stacey scenes

[Firewire]

Janine Butcher-Browning is COMING

asdfghjkl YASSSSSS

[Ross.]

Imagine she was married to the one that was in prison

It would be a scream when she appears behind the bar

[Firewire]

I’m ****ing screaming I can picture it now

After all she was going to buy the Vic from Phil before Mick got in there first

[Ross.]

I’m ****ing screaming I can picture it now

After all she was going to buy the Vic from Phil before Mick got in there first

Wow the revenge story was really Janine's all along?

[Marsh.]

June Butcher can have R&R and be a gangster. https://i.imgur.com/furBn1Y.gif With Kim as her drug dealer.

[Firewire]

Kim has been a scream this week

[Ross.]

Kim is literally me going through life

[Ross.]

Kim and Donna confronting Sonia is me and Jonathan when we find out Marsh is using other EE forums

[Firewire]

Kim and Donna confronting Sonia is me and Jonathan when we find out Marsh is using other EE forums

LMAO

[Ross.]

"It's done. The Carters are out on the street like you wanted."

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/ee-10.jpg

[Firewire]

God I miss her

I’m gonna write a Janine Mysteries series when I have the time

[Marsh.]

Omg, why is this Laurie Brett when she's been called in by Yorke to come and extend her contract and on the way up sees SOC being escorted from the premises.

https://i.imgur.com/fnLYf4s.gif

[Rob!]

I will NOT allow Queen Linda Carter to be thrown out onto the streets.

She is Lady of the Vic and shall remain so for the foreseeable future.

Don't you forget IT!

How the **** can we with Marc making Pennywise jokes every five bloody seconds?!?

[Ross.]

Jonathan is Peggy, I'm Janine and Marc is Archie

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/227916.jpg

[Ashsleigh]

https://i.imgur.com/fnLYf4s.gif

[Marsh.]

How the **** can we with Marc making Pennywise jokes every five bloody seconds?!?

It took me TOO long to understand what the hell you were talking about.

[Ross.]

Ashley, Jonathan, Rob and me when Marsh gets a permaban

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53925000/jpg/_53925271_005490429-1.jpg

[Rob!]

Why is literally every old pic so much better than what the show is now?

[Marsh.]

Jonathan is Peggy, I'm Janine and Marc is Archie

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/227916.jpg

I'm Stacey in this scenario.

Tom is Lily.

[Rob!]

Ashley, Jonathan, Rob and me when Marsh gets a permaban

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53925000/jpg/_53925271_005490429-1.jpg

I am Pat out of that lot thank you.

[Marsh.]

Why is literally every old pic so much better than what the show is now?

Even the set design was better. wtf

[Marsh.]

Ashley, Jonathan, Rob and me when Marsh gets a permaban

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53925000/jpg/_53925271_005490429-1.jpg

Omg :laugh2:

I am Pat's hat.

[Rob!]

Who’s the bitch on the far left?

[Ross.]

Who’s the bitch on the far left?

Get OUT.

https://media.giphy.com/media/hcwSKsk8C0UQE/giphy.gif

[Marsh.]

Who’s the bitch on the far left?

Queen Diane who Janine went to see in France when she had her infamous exit.

[Rob!]

Ohhhh I remember now. I think.

[Ross.]

The Butchers are great bring them home

[Marsh.]

We won't see Janine until Denny starts dating this enigmatic bitch in 20 years who takes an instant dislike to Sharon... and then her mother Janine comes in.

[Marsh.]

The Butchers are great bring them home

Janine is literally the only good one still alive.

They killed Pat and Frank. Diane and Ricky can burn.

[Marsh.]

IF ONLY HE'D WORN SLIP-ON SHOES!!!
http://s2.dmcdn.net/VSKM/x240-Fpk.jpg

Me when Rob goes arse over tit on his shoelaces.

[Ross.]

Diane and Ricky can burn.

Don't be so stupid

[Ross.]

Me when Rob goes arse over tit on his shoelaces.

:joker:

[Rob!]

Me when Rob goes arse over tit on his shoelaces.

:laugh2:


The show desperately needs Janine back tbh: This Wilmott Brown stuff can leave

[Marsh.]

Was Diane ever a regular?

I feel like I don't know ha enough.

[Marsh.]

As much as I think Janine would benefit from a longer absence (as I think Ronnie would've thrived with a 5 year absence :() I do think the show is missing a soapy villainess.

I had hoped Lisa Faulkner would step into that role, but so far I'm still waiting.

[Ross.]

Was Diane ever a regular?

I feel like I don't know ha enough.

She was but not since she was a teenager so we don't really know her that well

[Marsh.]

And I'm actually really positive that the JWB stuff is only coming to a head with John Yorke in charge. This is the type of story he gets right IMO.

[Marsh.]

SOC's leaving party :love:

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/38/768x415/gallery-1506090233-eastendersmax.jpg

[Denver]

Fi will obviously ruin the plan you can tell she don't want the Carter's out

[Marsh.]

Remember Luke on the Telewest Broadband adverts? :joker:

[Denver]

Telewest hasn't been around for years I remember that was the cable we had as a child

[Marsh.]

That's why I said "Remember...". https://i.imgur.com/F7vUoEp.gif

[Marsh.]

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussion/2243917/sean-o-connor-is-a-complete-genius-for-creating-this-james-willmott-brown-storyline

Spill your tea on them Jono.

[Marsh.]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a838834/eastender-lisa-faulkner-teases-fi-browning-departure/

It was all looking so promising. :(

Let's hope there's a way to go for the story yet.

[Ashsleigh]

At least they're giving Kathy something to do I suppose

[reece(:]

"WHO LIES ABOUT DYING?!"
*Camera pans to Kathy*

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

When Linda suddenly broke down crying and Kathy screamed "Linda!!!!"

I cackled.

Her tone of voice was like "I aint got time for this, there's free booze over in the Vic!"

[Marsh.]

At least they're giving Kathy something to do I suppose

https://i.imgur.com/hCmG5zz.gif

[Denver]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a838834/eastender-lisa-faulkner-teases-fi-browning-departure/

It was all looking so promising. :(

Let's hope there's a way to go for the story yet.

I bet she is murdered at Xmas when she refuses to evict the Carter's.

Bookmark me now

[BBUK-Fan]

Hopefully this story steps up a gear now

Here for the Carters out of the Vic

It would be a good change. Most of the Carters storylines have revolved around the Vic so maybe if they leave it, it's for the best to give them more storylines.

Really want Fi to be permanent cast member but I think she's going soon at least by Christmas

[Cal.]

Heather was a crime of passion though. He didn't intentionally murder her.

Yeah Heather definitely wasn't murdered

DO NOT defend him RE: Hev. I won't put up with it.

[Cal.]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a838834/eastender-lisa-faulkner-teases-fi-browning-departure/

It was all looking so promising. :(

Let's hope there's a way to go for the story yet.

Oh ffs. NO.

[Firewire]

Bronson is being recasted :skull:

[Firewire]

Jonathan is Peggy, I'm Janine and Marc is Archie

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/227916.jpg

Ashley, Jonathan, Rob and me when Marsh gets a permaban

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53925000/jpg/_53925271_005490429-1.jpg

Omfg screaming

[Marsh.]

The recast of a dog being the top story on DS. :unsure:

[RileyH]

****ing tragic

[Cal.]

I can't be arsed with this show anymore because it's obvious Lacey will be leaving to start her family soon</3

[Cal.]

Ugh Stacey Slater is the best character of all time :love:

[BBUK-Fan]

I'd love to run eastenders

[Daniel-X]

Lol @ Ross thinking anyone but me is Janine

[Underscore]

Lol @ Ross thinking anyone but me is Janine

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtqNYqUgEOluRFu/giphy.gif

[RileyH]

I love Yvonne Atkins

[BBUK-Fan]

Will they bring back Yolande properly or not?

[Marsh.]

I can't be arsed with this show anymore because it's obvious Lacey will be leaving to start her family soon</3

She wouldn't even need to leave. Would anyone notice she was on maternity leave? :fan:

[BBUK-Fan]

Hope Fi isn't killed off and could come back in the future

[Ross.]

Lol @ Ross thinking anyone but me is Janine

Don't START!

http://s2.dmcdn.net/VSKM/x240-Fpk.jpg

[Marsh.]

nq0hTqjHDQs

:laugh2: This is funnier than it has any right being.

[RileyH]

:laugh2:

Louise <3

[Underscore]

Lily is savage

[BBUK-Fan]

Tom has the comb! Muhahah

[BBUK-Fan]

Really liking the Taylor's and loving the new Michelle.

[BBUK-Fan]

Didn't they say Robbie would try internet dating? He gets Michelle?
Tom stalks Michelle? Ben chats up Keanu? So many stories can be made out of this