EastEnders (Say a prayer for the Branning sisters)

[Marsh.]

What was the overreaction with Carmel at Stacey for forcing Lily to go upstairs? :umm2:

It's not as though she was a psycho, she was a normal mum at the end of her tether with a bratty child and sending them to their room.

Wasn't like she was throttling her on the rug.

[Marsh.]

"You know how she gets"


Can they stop with Carmel's mental health prejudice?

[Marsh.]

Not Johnny Carter back to his boring monotone self.

[BBUK-Fan]

Not Johnn Carter back to his boring monotone self.

Give him a storyline ffs

[BBUK-Fan]

Michelle is becoming one of my favourites :)

[Marsh.]

I like Michelle a lot more these days.

She's just not Michelle. Nothing to do with being a different actress really, there's just nothing about the character that is Michelle in anyway.

Would've worked much better if she was just another friend of Sharon's from her time away from the show.

[BBUK-Fan]

If your name is Michelle, you get a stalker. Soaps coincidence

[BBUK-Fan]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329522

Anyone?

[Amy Jade]

I'm here for Keanu getting with Ben just in hope the incest storyline never happens

[BBUK-Fan]

I'm here for Keanu getting with Ben just in hope the incest storyline never happens

I think it's a thing that people overthink but it isn't a real thing

[BBUK-Fan]

Hope Keanu and Ingrid get together

[Firewire]

"Three years today. Not even an oven glove."

SCREAMING.

[reece(:]

Why is Bernadette doing that with the bra straps now too

[Marsh.]

Why is Bernadette doing that with the bra straps now too

:laugh2:

[Cal.]

Amazing episode.

Chilling ending.

[Vanessa]

Ben and the older guy. Wow, Ben. Well done! :clap1:

[Cal.]

Ben and the older guy. Wow, Ben. Well done! :clap1:

I don't think Luke is interested in him I think he's using him since he's Kathy's son.

[Marsh.]

Ben and the older guy.

https://i.imgur.com/JhQBUAB.gif

[Cal.]

Can we just talk about how good Stacey and Martin are

[Smithy]

wow just days after they find out that Arthur has the same condition as Kush he too has a heart attack

[Marsh.]

wow just days after they find out that Arthur has the same condition as Kush he too has a heart attack

What are the odds? :think:

[Vanessa]

I don't think Luke is interested in him I think he's using him since he's Kathy's son.

Still. He's hot . Lucky Ben. :laugh:

[BBUK-Fan]

Still think Kelvin will return and end up with Michelle.

[Vanessa]

Lol at the guy asking if Jay was gay. :laugh:

[Cal.]

wow just days after they find out that Arthur has the same condition as Kush he too has a heart attack

What are the odds? :think:

Apparently it's revealed next week Arthur doesn't have brugada or it's not the brugada that he's suffering from.

[Cal.]

John Yorke surely must have been responsible for that episode?

[BBUK-Fan]

Lol at the guy asking if Jay was gay. :laugh:

Nice to see the show adding some humour. Tonight had it all; humour, drama, shocks and emotion. Great episode!

[BBUK-Fan]

John Yorke surely must have been responsible for that episode?

Surely, it was that good

[BBUK-Fan]

http://www.johnyorkestory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/John-Yorke-510-287.png

This man is perfect for writing for EastEnders

[Amy Jade]

Tonight was such a good episode :love:

[Vanessa]

Not DS calling Luke and Ben Lube! :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

John Yorke surely must have been responsible for that episode?

I think Disaster week was the first week filmed after Yorke took over the job. And over the next couple of weeks we'll see the first episodes which scripts he signed off on. So, yeah, I reckon he's had influence over what we're seeing now.

And then closer to Christmas we'll start getting more actual storylines he's managed to create.

[Marsh.]

Not DS calling Luke and Ben Lube! :laugh2:

That doesn't make any sense though. :think:

[BBUK-Fan]

I think Disaster week was the first week filmed after Yorke took over the job. And over the next couple of weeks we'll see the first episodes which scripts he signed off on. So, yeah, I reckon he's had influence over what we're seeing now.

And then closer to Christmas we'll start getting more actual storylines he's managed to create.

Have a feeling that Christmas will be like 2009. The Carters kicked out of the Vic as the Wilmott Browns get it like the Mitchell's moving out when Archie and Janine got the pub

[Marsh.]

Have a feeling that Christmas will be like 2009. The Carters kicked out of the Vic as the Wilmott Browns get it like the Mitchell's moving out when Archie and Janine got the pub

I can see that happening if James WB is murdered at New Year. Making it like Archie. I think he only had the Vic for a night before he died.

[BBUK-Fan]

I can see that happening if James WB is murdered at New Year. Making it like Archie. I think he only had the Vic for a night before he died.

I feel Fi will leave in a black cab.

[Marsh.]

I feel Fi will leave in a black cab.

Bitch gets the tube. :nono:

[Marsh.]

MESS at Ben's date preferring a bit of Jay.

[LukeB]

MESS at Ben's date preferring a bit of Jay.

Jay is hot

[RileyH]

he is not

[Marsh.]

Luke is Ben, Rob is Ben's date and I'm Jay.

[LukeB]

Luke is Ben, Rob is Ben's date and I'm Jay.

You have to be hot to be Jay btw?

[Marsh.]

You have to be hot to be Jay btw?

https://i.imgur.com/uEQWq7J.gif

[Marsh.]

James Wilmott-Brown has done in like... 2 short scenes what Gavin pissing Sullivan could never do, be a proper villain. Creepy.

[Vanessa]

I'm liking Ben and Luke. They have chemistry. I just hope that Luke in't a psycho like his dad :worry:

[Firewire]

I can see that happening if James WB is murdered at New Year. Making it like Archie. I think he only had the Vic for a night before he died.

Why did you do it?

I didn't mean to, he was making everyone unhappy...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/13/01/3C16044C00000578-4115522-image-a-102_1484269295160.jpg

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Denver]

Gillian Taylforth has said JWB is on the show for a while so looks like it will be a long term storyline

[Marsh.]

A while could be a few months. If it lasted until new year could be classed as a while.

Also, you never know what might happen with new management.

Remember Alfie's "three year MASSIVE story" that ended after 5 months ?

[Tom4784]

This whole Max storyline is just tedious and ridiculous. This is Eastenders, not Dynasty.

[Marsh.]

Tbh it has all of the ingredients of a brilliant dramatic and long running plot but the last few years eastenders seems to have lost the ability to tell stories. Even when they have a good idea and a good cast they muck it up.

[BBUK-Fan]

Tbh it has all of the ingredients of a brilliant dramatic and long running plot but the last few years eastenders seems to have lost the ability to tell stories. Even when they have a good idea and a good cast they muck it up.

I believe John Yorke will do the show justice and help it.

[BBUK-Fan]

Love how we are getting small snippets of JWB and not long scenes with him yet. Building suspense and excitement

[Marsh.]

I hope Yorke can turn it around. :worry:

[BBUK-Fan]

I hope Yorke can turn it around. :worry:

He will for sure.

[Marsh.]

That is quite an odd thing that Gillian Taylforth insists the James WB plot won't just be a flash in the pan but will develop further yet Lisa Faulkner was keen to share that she wasn't in the show for very long. :think: I hope they don't kill her.

But then Gillian Taylforth was one of those promising big plans for Gavin and look how that turned out.

[Ross.]

Just caught up on the past two episodes

Stacey single handedly saving the show :clap1:

[Ross.]

Although Meech has been a scream

[Marsh.]

Just caught up on the past two episodes

Stacey single handedly saving the show :clap1:

Kind of sick of her and Martin arguing though.

Here for it being a storyline and not a repeat of the same scenes over and over. :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Although Meech has been a scream

It's a shame, what we've seen of the stalker stuff has actually been good but they've not developed it well.

We went from the odd scene of them on a date to him now full on stalking her.

EastEnders needs to sort out its bloody pacing.

[Ross.]

It was probably because Meech was so unpopular so they rested her hence the disappearance for a while and stop in the story

[Firewire]

Jenna just went on her holidays to SOC's villa

[Marsh.]

It was probably because Meech was so unpopular so they rested her hence the disappearance for a while and stop in the story

Tbf, I didn't mind her. It was Preston and the story that was pants.

[Marsh.]

Jenna just went on her holidays to SOC's villa

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Jenna just went on her holidays to SOC's villa

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Tbf, I didn't mind her. It was Preston and the story that was pants.

Yes you did STOP the lies

[Firewire]

Ben and Luke shagging ew

[Marsh.]

Yes you did STOP the lies

:oh:

I detested the storyline and Preston stuff. But I started liking her months and months ago. :fist:

[Marsh.]

Ben and Luke shagging ew

This is so unnecessary, I hate it.

Especially as Luke doesn't seem to actually know who Ben is, so why is he Grindr-ing in the Square of the people he's trying to take down?

[Firewire]

I don't hate Meech she's a scream

I just didn't like how present she was at the start

[Firewire]

This is so unnecessary, I hate it.

Especially as Luke doesn't seem to actually know who Ben is, so why is he Grindr-ing in the Square of the people he's trying to take down?

Probably just for the shock factor when it's revealed who he is

Ben slept with his mum's rapist's son

[Firewire]

Donna and Jay make me scream I would so be in their group if I lived on the square

[Ross.]

I like the Ben and Luke strand of this story /vanny

[Firewire]

I want Ben/Keanu tbh

[Firewire]

Would've been better had Luke slept with Johnny without him knowing who he is and then he shows up at the Vic to do an inspection and Johnny just stands and looks at him because he doesn't speak

[Ross.]

I stan Keanu and the nanny

[Firewire]

She can go back to Norway /Brexit!

[Firewire]

I'm perched for a Kathy-centric Christmas

[Marsh.]

Donna and Jay make me scream I would so be in their group if I lived on the square

Omg, I'm surprised how much I've started to like Donna since she moved in with Abi/Jay/Ben.

I actually think Donna's friendship with her is the thing I'll miss most when Abi leaves.

[Marsh.]

Would've been better had Luke slept with Johnny without him knowing who he is and then he shows up at the Vic to do an inspection and Johnny just stands and looks at him because he doesn't speak

I'm finding it difficult to believe he's attracted to Ben, now being attracted to bloody Johnny I'd be ringing them up and telling them how STUPID it is myself. :hehe:

[Marsh.]

Perched for Luke Browning to reveal he bummed Max in prison though.

[Ross.]

So when is Jane going to come out of her coma and put this story to bed

[Firewire]

Would Ronnie and Michelle get on

[Marsh.]

Would Ronnie and Michelle get on

Ronnie and Old'Chelle would be besties.

[Marsh.]

So when is Jane going to come out of her coma and put this story to bed

I completely forgot about my poor Jane. :joker:

Maybe at Christmas to trigger Lauren's exit.

[LukeB]

Jane killed Lucy

[Ashley.]

Jane killed Lucy

https://i.imgur.com/MAOrCNU.gif

[LukeB]

https://i.imgur.com/MAOrCNU.gif

Don't you remember Marsh saying Jane killed Lucy everyday
https://i.imgur.com/MAOrCNU.gif

[Firewire]

Predict Phil's panto break storyline

[Marsh.]

Predict Phil's panto break storyline

Being kidnapped by this new villainous character at Christmas.

[Firewire]

Tom kidnaps Phil because he thinks he’s shagging Me-chelle?

[Marsh.]

Can I also ask where the friendship between Sharon/Michelle and Carmel suddenly came from?

It feels more like they've suddenly realised "Crap, we've got Carmel involved with Max and now JWB has been revealed we've pulled Kathy into it, and clearly Meech/Sharon will remember him, but now we need Carmel to be in the circle of the longterm Walford females to make her subplot mean anything".

[Marsh.]

Our Linda would love this.

I want it played at her next "Cheer up Linda" party.

_JhksI5jzuI

[Greg!]

So I watched Friday's episode because I want to get back into the show and it was really good? Felt like old school eastenders. I LOVE Stacey and Donna! Queens!

[Marsh.]

They're writing Ben Mitchell out. :umm2:

Not his biggest fan but, erm, why all the legacy characters being thrown in the bin?

Especially characters that actually make Kathy relevant? Was there a point in her returning?

[reece(:]

Wtf:umm2:

[BBUK-Fan]

Getting rid of Ben Mitchell.
Bit shocked by this but if he ever returns, Harry Reid is the one to play him.

[BBUK-Fan]

Maybe they're getting rid of lots of the younger actors.

[Greg!]

I've never liked Ben so bye!

[Marsh.]

Predict Phil's panto break storyline

Jono jinxed it.

Phil's panto break will be after Ben's funeral.

[Ross.]

Strange decision

I'm leaving if another Mitchell dies

[Marsh.]

Maybe there's something in the water at Elstree that makes promising new bosses make the strangest decisions?

[Denver]

It sounds like its his choice to me

[Cal.]

They're writing Ben Mitchell out. :umm2:

Not his biggest fan but, erm, why all the legacy characters being thrown in the bin?

Especially characters that actually make Kathy relevant? Was there a point in her returning?

Justice for Hev!

[Marsh.]

It sounds like its his choice to me

Doesn't sound it at all to me.

They normally say "____ quits the show" but it's worded much like Womack and Simons exit announcements were.

And it fits too. Only a few months ago he was saying how he wanted to be the definitive version of Ben and wanted to be an EE longtermer with him and Jay the future of the Mitchell's.

[Cal.]

Not a Cal. on Walford Web.

[Cal.]

Ben's wank anyway

[Firewire]

Surprised he’s leaving out of everyone tho

Seems like they’re culling the young ones

Keegan and Shaki next?

[Marsh.]

Surprised he’s leaving out of everyone tho

Seems like they’re culling the young ones

Keegan and Shaki next?

This is what's annoying me. If they want to trim the fat they should be top of the pissing list. :fist:

[Marsh.]

Bring Tamzin Outhwaite back demanding to know where Lisa is and wanting to help her best mate.

[Cal.]

Maybe Dawn Swann returns now?

[Denver]

If he brings any characters back it certainly wont be charters from eras he had nothing to do with

[Marsh.]

Maybe Dawn Swann returns now?

Her and Gary are still waiting for the tug boat to reach its destination.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/celebrities/200906181462/eastenders/dawn-gary/wedding-boat/0-1-911/1911-a.jpg

[Marsh.]

If he brings any characters back it certainly wont be charters from eras he had nothing to do with

Why not? He had no problem with it the previous times he worked on the show.

And Tamzin Outhwaite's character was in it for 2 and a half years under Yorke.

[Denver]

Why not? He had no problem with it the previous times he worked on the show.

And Tamzin Outhwaite's character was in it for 2 and a half years under Yorke.

I was on about Dawn Swann

I dont think he brought back random characters with no links to the show in his last period

[Marsh.]

I was on about Dawn Swann

I dont think he brought back random characters with no links to the show in his last period

No but that's called a new character. The show could do with some new links.

[Amy Jade]

Bring back Belinda!

[Marsh.]

Bring back Belinda!

I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it a priority to build the Slaters up again.

[Wizard.]

Bring back Belinda!

Justice for Lynne!

[Denver]

Grant is on his way back bookmark me now

[Rob!]

WTF Harry Reid has been great for the show :umm2:

Honestly cackling at the state of it at the minute.

[Firewire]

Sonia is a SCREAM

[Marsh.]

Robbie should be on that axe list. What is the point in him?

[Firewire]

These last few episodes have felt a lot more EastEnders

[Cal.]

SHELL THEY'RE POSH ONES

:laugh2:

[Firewire]

SHELL THEY'RE POSH ONES

:laugh2:

I screamed

[Greg!]

Bring back Belinda!

Yes

[Cal.]

UGH I hate these social services story lines. NO our Stace DID NOT give Arthur her bipolar meds!

[Firewire]

Carmel poisoning ha?

[Tom4784]

Not them recasting Ben for the sixth time a year or two down the line.

[Marsh.]

Omg who has Sonia scammed out of their money?

What A BITCH! Another gastric band incoming?

[LukeB]

I think Lily gave Arthur pills. She's been a little **** lately.

[Marsh.]

I think Lily gave Arthur pills. She's been a little **** lately.

Omg, yeah. Good call.

That's Carmel's fault for stopping her from disciplining her own daughter.

[Firewire]

I think Lily gave Arthur pills. She's been a little **** lately.

That's what I think too but I don't think she has bad intentions

I think now she knows Arthur isn't "well" that he has the same thing as Stacey, so she is giving him her pills to try and help him

[Marsh.]

That's what I think too but I don't think she has bad intentions

I think now she knows Arthur isn't "well" that he has the same thing as Stacey, so she is giving him her pills to try and help him

Don't defend ha Jono! Bitch needs locking up with Bobby.

[Tom4784]

Who killed Bex in 2018?

[Denver]

Mess at Caramel getting Stacys kids taken away

[Ross.]

Carmel is at her worst when she does **** like this

[Denver]

Not Keanu becoming a prostitute

[BBUK-Fan]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a839676/eastenders-laila-morse-big-mo-return-kat-alfie/

Make this happen!

[Firewire]

Stacey removed the smoke alarm battery... is there gonna be a fire?

[Firewire]

Masood is coming back btw

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4605572/eastenders-masood-ahmed-nitin-ganatra-return/

[Marsh.]

Ugh will be just PISS OFF.

[Marsh.]

He's boring so unless they're rebuilding the family unit around him it's pointless.

[Firewire]

He's boring so unless they're rebuilding the family unit around him it's pointless.

He's bringing new family members with him

Not sure how it'll work though

[Vanessa]

How fast Ben got up when Luke suggested going to the garage :laugh3:

[Firewire]

We get it, you like gays

[Marsh.]

He's bringing new family members with him

Not sure how it'll work though
I'm intrigued what possible storyline they'd have for Masood returning to Walford with random cousins and leaving his family in Pakistan.

Unless they give him his brothers again. Hopefully recast as the last one was awful.

[Vanessa]

Not Keanu becoming a prostitute

Gay for pay? :hehe:

[Marsh.]

How fast Ben got up when Luke suggested going to the garage :laugh3:
I read this as "how fast Ben got up Luke" you need to chill love.

[Vanessa]

Excited to see Masood back. I like him. But not happy that Ben is leaving. :fist:

[Vanessa]

I read this as "how fast Ben got up Luke" you need to chill love.

It was just funny the way he ran :laugh:

[Vanessa]

We get it, you like gays

And? i'm allowed my own opinion in here. If you don't like it don't read my posts.

[Vanessa]

This new producer is axing all the younger character. He shouldn't be axing good characters. I think it's a mistake.

[Firewire]

And? i'm allowed my own opinion in here. If you don't like it don't read my posts.

I don't normally

[BBUK-Fan]

I'm so happy that Masood is returning. Hope Zainab returns

[Vanessa]

I don't normally

Likewise. :hee:

[Firewire]

No chance of Zainab coming back in the near future, she's in a new US comedy series

[Vanessa]

I'm so happy that Masood is returning. Hope Zainab returns

Yes, that is good news! :cheer2:

[Firewire]

I'm intrigued what possible storyline they'd have for Masood returning to Walford with random cousins and leaving his family in Pakistan.

Unless they give him his brothers again. Hopefully recast as the last one was awful.

I'd like Shabnam to return

[BBUK-Fan]

At least Nina Wadia was offered to return before so if all doesn't go to plan in the US, she can return.

[BBUK-Fan]

Remember Masood's brother AJ? What a waste of character, all I remember was he got drunk with Roxy once

[Vanessa]

I hope they keep Johnny and Keanu, i like them. And this new guy Luke is great.

[Vanessa]

Remember Masood's brother AJ? What a waste of character, all I remember was he got drunk with Roxy once

The should bring back Christian and Seid. I really liked them.

[Denver]

poor The Ferreira's being snubbed

[Denver]

Also where is he gonna live

[Daniel-X]

Masood of all characters :umm2:

Idg the point of him coming back at all unless Zainab is in tow

[Marsh.]

I'm still waiting for Johnny to be recast.

[Ross.]

Not us waiting on the Janine announcement and getting Masood instead

[Firewire]

Not us waiting on the Janine announcement and getting Masood instead

surprise bitch

https://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/ee-10.jpg

[Firewire]

omg if Janine came back married to Masood I would scream

[Marsh.]

Not us waiting on the Janine announcement and getting Masood instead
Charlie Brooks to get a tan and secretly audition to play Sunita Masood?

[Firewire]

THIS legend needs to return

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/13/01/480x320/gallery_soaps-eastenders-4572-5.jpg

[Marsh.]

I think a Janine return should only happen when the show is in a good place.

I don't want her wasted whilst the show is trying to rebuild itself.

Then she can come back with a rich husband.

[Marsh.]

This new producer is axing all the younger character. He shouldn't be axing good characters. I think it's a mistake.
Tbf Eastenders best periods has limited focus on crappy kids.

[Marsh.]

THIS legend needs to return

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/13/01/480x320/gallery_soaps-eastenders-4572-5.jpg
I forgot who she was?

[Denver]

Charlie doesnt want to come back

[Firewire]

Kirkwood's era was suffocated by younger characters, same for SOC's era

It's a good thing in the long run BUT it's the wrong ones he's axing

[Firewire]

I forgot who she was?

Cheryl Cole Masood (Ayesha)

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1565745.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EastEnders%20-%20Masood%20and%20Ayesha.jpg

[Marsh.]

Yeah I remember her and sleeping with Masood. I meant who was she? A cousin or summat? Icr.

[Firewire]

I can't remember but according to the BBC website she was sent to London to have an arranged marriage and Zainab was to be her chaperone (arranged by Ayesha's mother) but she ended up falling for Masood

[Marsh.]

I can't remember but according to the BBC website she was sent to London to have an arranged marriage and Zainab was to be her chaperone (arranged by Ayesha's mother) but she ended up falling for Masood
:joker:

I just thought the one benefit of having Masoods back is that we might see their snobby friend back. What was her name? She was a scream.

[Firewire]

Bushra :love:

[Marsh.]

:flutter:

[Marsh.]

Bushra being his new wife and bringing her daughters in. :love:

[Ashley.]

Cheryl Cole Masood (Ayesha)

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1565745.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EastEnders%20-%20Masood%20and%20Ayesha.jpg

:joker:

[Tom4784]

Seems a bit pointless to being Masood back unless Shabnam or Zainab is with him.

[Marsh.]

Michelle sniffing the scarf in case it had been dipped in chloroform. :joker:

[Firewire]

Bex trying to make Mr Pryce jealous is so me

[Marsh.]

Bex not caring that her mum is into Mr Pryce because she knows he'd never go for the fat oaf. :smug:

[Marsh.]

Sonia splashing the old lady's cash in the cafe. :clap1:

[Marsh.]

What happened to Linda's arm? Have I forgotten something?

[Marsh.]

That awkward moment when they're playing background sound effects of chatter and cutlery clanging in the cafe but there's only one person in the background with a coffee.

[Amy Jade]

What happened to Linda's arm? Have I forgotten something?

Ambulance crash :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Ambulance crash [emoji23]
Oh bugger yeah. :joker:

[Natalie.]

Glad Masood is coming back

[Vanessa]

Glad Masood is coming back

Yes, I love him!

[Vanessa]

Seems a bit pointless to being Masood back unless Shabnam or Zainab is with him.

There's still Carmel. Maybe they will get back together?

[Vanessa]

Finally a storyline for Keanu. The actor is good and so gorgeous. He has a lot of potential. :clap1:

[Firewire]

That awkward moment when they're playing background sound effects of chatter and cutlery clanging in the cafe but there's only one person in the background with a coffee.

I heard footstep sounds the other day in one of the houses when the only people there were sat down

[Redway]

Who the **** replaces Ben with Masood?

[Saph]

Masood is pointless without Zainab.. he spent the last 3 years just being an extra before FINALLY leaving

[Redway]

I’m tired of the constant TBs to the past. They neeed to move on.

[Ashley.]

I'm glad he's returning with a family because he wasn't as good on his own. As long as they don't go back to fixating on his unrequited love for Jane and gambling problems, then I'm happy to see him back.

[Ashley.]

I’m tired of the constant TBs to the past. They neeed to move on.

The Taylor family is what we're given when they try to move on, so it's a rock and a hard place really.

[Firewire]

Sonia is GAGGING for it

[Marsh.]

Me when Luke asked Ben for a full service.

https://i.imgur.com/4s1LHSr.gif

[Marsh.]

Phil: Couldn't they come round the back?

https://i.imgur.com/lHsYfN6.gif

[Cal.]

Not sure any of Yorke's decision so far fill me with confidence.

[Cal.]

But Masood could come back with an amazing family, great new characters could be introduced and great stories could play out so I won't judge yet.

It's so exhausting that we're in the exact same position as we were a year ago: wondering why a new producer was axing certain characters and what their plans were for the show.

[Marsh.]

Ben's had how many one night stands and hookups and we're supposed to believe he finds 48 year old Luke such a catch that he invites him home to daddy Phil after 2 meet ups?

Puh-lease.

[Cal.]

Not Phil meeting one of Ben's gay lovers.

Remember when he called Paul a bloody 'friend' when telling Ben he'd been killed?

[Marsh.]

Can y'all believe that bitch Lily spreading rumours about Our Stace?

[Marsh.]

Carmel in Stacey's living room is too much orange for one frame.

[Marsh.]

I love Odbod from Carry On Screaming.

https://i.imgur.com/r2vB7rg.gif

[Marsh.]

I wish Stacey would beat Lily up.

[Marsh.]

Also, this storyline is ridiculous as, obviously Stacey is not the cause of the bruises, but how has she not spotted them all on his arm but Carmel has?

[Denver]

Caramel probably beat him up

[Josy]

Also, this storyline is ridiculous as, obviously Stacey is not the cause of the bruises, but how has she not spotted them all on his arm but Carmel has?

She has, she was telling Michelle earlier in the episode that it was all the pulling and pushing about in the hospital or did I pick that up wrong :think:

Carmel is a huge pain in the arse

Luke gives me the creeps but what was the stuff with Kathy all about?

[Marsh.]

She has, she was telling Michelle earlier in the episode that it was all the pulling and pushing about in the hospital or did I pick that up wrong :think:

Carmel is a huge pain in the arse

Luke gives me the creeps but what was the stuff with Kathy all about?
James Wilmott-Brown is his father and Luke had never met Kathy.

We're supposed to believe Luke just casually fell for the hunk that is Ben Mitchell and didn't know he was the son of the woman they're plotting against.

[Ashley.]

James Wilmott-Brown is his father and Luke had never met Kathy.

We're supposed to believe Luke just casually fell for the hunk that is Ben Mitchell and didn't know he was the son of the woman they're plotting against.

http://i47.tinypic.com/30j7ktf.jpg

[Josy]

James Wilmott-Brown is his father and Luke had never met Kathy.

We're supposed to believe Luke just casually fell for the hunk that is Ben Mitchell and didn't know he was the son of the woman they're plotting against.Who is james willmot brown refresh my memory please im old lol

I though luke was josh' brother :think:

[Denver]

Who is james willmot brown refresh my memory please im old lol

I though luke was josh' brother :think:

He raped Kathy decades ago

Fi, Luke and Josh are all his children

[Josy]

He raped Kathy decades ago

Fi, Luke and Josh are all his childrenRight thanks

[Rob!]

Sorry but the way Phil answers the phone cracks me up.

“Ello! ELLO!” :mad:

[Marsh.]

Who is james willmot brown refresh my memory please im old lol

I though luke was josh' brother :think:
He was the guy who raped Kathy in the 80s.

He was jailed for 3 years for it and apparently, according to the backstory his wife committed suicide whilst he was inside.

So now him and his three grown up children Luke, Fi and Josh blame Kathy for it all as they all believe their father's innocence.

[Marsh.]

http://i47.tinypic.com/30j7ktf.jpg
:laugh2:

[Denver]

He was the guy who raped Kathy in the 80s.

He was jailed for 3 years for it and apparently, according to the backstory his wife committed suicide whilst he was inside.

So now him and his three grown up children Luke, Fi and Josh blame Kathy for it all as they all believe their father's innocence.

Was he not jailed for raping someone else?

[Marsh.]

He was jailed for both.

[LukeB]

Carmel is a snake..

[Cal.]

Wouldn't Bex have had to have stayed with Carmel and Kush too since she's 16?

[Firewire]

No it would only be under 16s

[Vanessa]

Ben to Luke : find yourself another bit if rough! I love Ben. :joker:

[Vanessa]

I wonder if Jay is James son

[Tom4784]

The Stacey storyline is so dumb and forced.

[Amy Jade]

Carmel is so stupid for reporting Stacey after only seeing bruises and taking another childs word for it without even confrontating Stacey and Martin.

[Marsh.]

Ugh I hate these OTT and unrealistic social services plots.

[Greg!]

Carmel and Ben are the most annoying characters on TV omgg

[Greg!]

Want them both dead at crimbo

[Marsh.]

Why is the prison Chaplain from Shirley's time inside visiting Dot?

[reece(:]

Ugh I hate these OTT and unrealistic social services plots.
Flashback to Lola tragic social service plot.

[Marsh.]

Flashback to Lola tragic social service plot.

Phil and Sharon stalking ha at the park. :joker:

[Marsh.]

ugh, as if social services would do that over one random phone call.

[Firewire]

Phil and Sharon stalking ha at the park. :joker:

a scream

[Marsh.]

Dot's homophobia was hard to stomach.

[RileyH]

Dot was homophobic?

[Marsh.]

Dot was homophobic?
You didn't catch it?

My god the Vicar confesses she's a dyke and Dot's first instinct is to make a crack about fish? WHAT A COW!

[RileyH]

You didn't catch it?

My god the Vicar confesses she's a dyke and Dot's first instinct is to make a crack about fish? WHAT A COW!

I haven't watched in ages, just didn't think she would be :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Coronation Street and Emmerdale hire Archers boss

D: DON'T DO IT!

[Rob!]

D: DON'T DO IT!

Calm down honey pie, it isn’t that one :laugh: