BBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © - Nominations 20 something

[Black Dagger]

yaaaaaasss :cheer2:



(aside from cutting Rex which I'll ignore) DO THE LORD'S WORK RESURRECT HA <333333

I have so much to write about this awful bitch tomorrow.

[reece(:]

yaaaaaasss :cheer2:



(aside from cutting Rex which I'll ignore) DO THE LORD'S WORK RESURRECT HA <333333
I was too late, ffs </3

[Daniel.]

I thought Jack would like Caroline because she's a ~big character~

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I'm surprised how well this round has gone. With how different my taste is to Macie. Red going is the only terrible result for me. And Siavash I guess. But I wanted him sacrificed for Freddie last time anyway.

[Jack_]

I was too late, ffs </3

what :o when do S&R's have to be used? I thought they were to save a HM who someone had just evicted

[Black Dagger]

I thought Jack would like Caroline because she's a ~big character~

I think it's more who I saved lol!

[Daniel-X]

save Sarah cut rex

SAVE AND REPLACE PAULINE

Sarah's already evicted

[Macie Lightfoot]

I thought Jack would like Caroline because she's a ~big character~

I think it's more that Dexter was saved because he was a "big character" if you stretch the definition to include people who are black holes of airtime. :shrug: I just find him really boring and not epic and all of this storylines were empty garbage.

Anyway, Jake is left with Craig Phillips and Sam Pepper!

[Jack_]

I thought Jack would like Caroline because she's a ~big character~

I really don't think she was tbh, I mean I started to like her on the week leading up to her eviction and she definitely didn't deserve to go in that ridiculously manipulated result but she's effectively the same person as Bea just with transphobic and racist comments to boot

I was more excited about Dexter being saved tho, idc about Caroline

[Black Dagger]

At least Caroline got taken as a sacrifice <3

[reece(:]

what :o when do S&R's have to be used? I thought they were to save a HM who someone had just evicted
It was to be used on HMs that were nommed but that may have to come into play as no one has used any of theirs yet :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I like that rule better and it causes more drams

[reece(:]

Yeah I like that rule better and it causes more drams
Which way?

I'm thinking of putting the revival twist into place later on too for some more #mixupdrams.

[Jack_]

Craig vs Sam is easy if you put his post Big Brother life aside...

[Pete.]

Bubble Hold Me!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00503/BubbleMohican_682x4_503790a.jpg
Hey Lisa hey

Finally I picked someone I don't have much of an opinion on.

The only thing that springs to mind when you refer to Bubble is that time when he tripped over the seat in the living area, perhaps his funniest moment and ironically the only time he performed naturally comedy. For me Bubble was an early incarnation of Maxwell without the nasty.

Remember the time when he refused to dance with a gay Irish man? Yeah...

Anyway Bubble's downfall was great because he was so sure he was going to win and survive all eviction until the end and was in fact beaten by international popstar Paul much to everyone's shock/glee/relief

I gladly save Mutha Toya to fight for another day.
:celiazoom:

[Shaun]

yeah I don't mind being able to use mine on someone who's just been evicted tbf

[Pete.]

How does Save and Replace werk idgi

[Black Dagger]

Which way?

I'm thinking of putting the revival twist into place later on too for some more #mixupdrams.

Like if I finally got say idk Bex Shiner out and somebody was like NO I DONT THINK SO LUV. I'd fume. I'd have totally used mine on Helen already as well lmao.

But yeah I like the revival as well!

[Marsh.]

I'm guessing you haven't read any of the previous rounds

:laugh:

[reece(:]

How does Save and Replace werk idgi
Originally to save a nomination and replace it, I guess it could be used to veto someone elses cut though :laugh:

[Daniel-X]

Sarah Greenwood - BB16:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/14/16/28A9635500000578-3081758-image-m-57_1431616695838.jpg

I'll admit it I don't hate Sarah that much at all. She's not that bad. But she's possibly the most overrated housemate in the sixteen series of Big Brother UK. That's probably party the reason I don't like her that much. Sarah entered on launch and I was pretty excited on what she had to deliver she seemed like she would be one of the carriers of the series and she had all the ingredients to make a good housemate. She was feisty, strong opinionated but not nasty. However, along came Danny Wisker and things were pretty much doomed for Sarah after that. Danny managed to destroy any personality Sarah had and she pretty much just had around fifteen minutes each highlights with her 'will they/won't they' storyline showmance segment between her and Danny. Sarah became a robot of Danny and his group and pretty much went from being one of my favourites to fading into a housemate who if you brought up in a years time I'd be like. Hew?

Along came #4in4out and Sarah I thought looked set to stay. However, things took a pretty sour turn a few minutes before lines closed and we saw Sarah's nasty side as she attempted to blame Joel for Aaron's removal from the house. I'm not a massive Joel fan even but I think this crossed the line and showed me that she practically had no morals and was willing to defend her friends even if she knew they was in the wrong. Sarah provoked the situation with Aaron along her with her little minion Harriet 'flash him one more time Aaron' and this just basically sealed the deal for me that Sarah actually wasn't all that.

#4in4out came and Sarah was the last housemate to be evicted. Did she take her eviction well? No. Did she act like a sulky little bitch? Yes. Sarah was possibly one of the worst housemates ever to react to an eviction she was FURIOUS. Her behaviour afterwards on BOTS along with that of her BFF's Harriet was possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever had to endure in my life.

That's the sad story of Sarah Greenwood who's potential was destroyed by one man Danny Wisker.

I save Hazel

Sarah write up is now up

[Marsh.]

Jake must save Craig and evict Pepper.

That is the only correct result.

[Jack_]

Sarah and the rest of the 4out evictees had/have every right to be bitter tbh, a pathetically desperate twist implemented to try and grab press attention and increase ratings at the expense of some good housemates. They'd have obviously found out that was the reason after they left and that would've made me even more annoyed tbh

[MB.]

I would have cut Sarah but I've already written about one awful #4in4out boot and I wasn't particularly in the mood for another (you've summed her up pretty well there though)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Craig vs Sam is easy if you put his post Big Brother life aside...

eh, I can see it going either way and I think I'm fine with it going either way. I found Craig to be pretty self-righteous and I think he's a boring hypocrite who dabbled in a lot of self-indignation, but Sam enabling John James by the end of it all really leaves a sour taste in my mouth and I generally find ~wind up merchants~ to be nauseating ^_^

[Pete.]

Omg can no one seriously remember how Joel provoked a drunk Sarah to say something controversial to better himself in the game?

[Jack_]

Jake must save Craig and evict Pepper.

That is the only correct result.

No boo don't let yourself down, your posts in here so far have been gr8

[Marsh.]

No boo don't let yourself down, your posts in here so far have been gr8

Craig is a Big Brother legend, part of BB's most famous moment.

Pepper is an overgrown child. :nono:

[EspeonBB]

Is everyone doing their write-ups tonight? I don't have the energy to write about Siavash at this late hour
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[Daniel-X]

I would have cut Sarah but I've already written about one awful #4in4out boot and I wasn't particularly in the mood for another (you've summed her up pretty well there though)

Thank you hon I'm glad that we have Sarah and her co-worker out though at least (your write up on Harriet was so good also)

[Jack_]

Craig is a Big Brother legend, part of BB's most famous moment.

Pepper is an overgrown child. :nono:

true but then Sam saved the end of BB11 and @ Troy, had the quad eviction not happened I think there's a pretty good chance he'd have stopped a John James win, reason enough to give him some plus points no?

[reece(:]

Sarah and the rest of the 4out evictees had/have every right to be bitter tbh, a pathetically desperate twist implemented to try and grab press attention and increase ratings at the expense of some good housemates. They'd have obviously found out that was the reason after they left and that would've made me even more annoyed tbh
:clap1::clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Is everyone doing their write-ups tonight? I don't have the energy to write about Siavash at this late hour
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar82167_35.gif

Nah. I have lots to write about Caroline tomorrow.

[Pete.]

Sam winning after being in there for 3 days would have been truly dire. Idc if it was a rig Josie >>>

[MB.]

Shanessa Reilly (BB8)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00346/F_200708_August01bi_346163a.jpg

Shanessa entered the Big Brother house at a ridiculously late stage of the game. Like, even Charley had gone by then, what’s the point. Shanessa (I almost wrote Charley then. Either I’m turning into Hayden or Shanessa’s just that exciting to write about) entered with a hideous Scottish man witch, roughly thirty five glamour models and a man who ENJOYS TEDDY BEARS AND BISEXUAL SPANKINGS and still seemed like the oddball. Shanessa was Welsh, and not like the good Welsh, like Laura or Rachel Rice or Tom Jones. Shanessa was the bad Welsh, like The Valleys or occasional racism. Shanessa had tits. Shanessa rubbed said tits over Liam McGough on her first night. Shanessa had awful taste in men. Shanessa was part of the most Channel 5-ish non-Channel 5 twist the show’s ever seen, the Halfway House. Shanessa was as none-the-wiser as to what any of that meant as we were. Shanessa started in the Halfway House, then won entry into the main house by coming out of a box (as opposed to Liam who she wished was coming in her box), then was sent back to the Halfway House in a shocking twist known as “The Producers Ballsing Things Up”. Shanessa was evicted about as quickly as she entered. Shanessa would probably have been robbed had it been anybody else in her shoes (albeit not David either), but because she just wasn’t that good a housemate it didn’t really matter. Shanessa was a pale imitation of Kinga before her and didn’t even fill the role as well as Biannca many years later. Shanessa was just sort of there. Shanessa was somehow 26 years old.

I'm saving Alison because I had to watch This Morning once.

How to Write About A Problem Like Shanessa

[Black Dagger]

Sarah was atrocious. I didn't expect her to be culled so soon. Proud.

[Daniel-X]

How to Write About A Problem Like Shanessa

Shanessa was just vile. I mean the name says it all.

[Marsh.]

Sinitta BB3 <3

[Macie Lightfoot]

Omg can no one seriously remember how Joel provoked a drunk Sarah to say something controversial to better himself in the game?

ummm I hate Joel Squarepants as much as the next guy, but "it's your fault that a gay guy rubbed his penis on you even though you didn't want him to" is in no way excusable and really says a lot more about Sarah than Joel. Like, you're TRYING TO BE A LAWYER and you're victim-shaming, good for you? Especially when she turned it around to herself and talked about how *she* certainly would never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear boundaries with people *unlike you, Joel* :shocked: Joel didn't force that out of her.

[LukeB]

Sarah had the right to be pissed off about being evicted as it was unfair, she got ****ed over because of that awful twist so i don't blame her.

[MB.]

Sinitta BB3 <3

Adjoa was in BB3?

[Daniel-X]

ummm I hate Joel Squarepants as much as the next guy, but "it's your fault that a gay guy rubbed his penis on you even though you didn't want him to" is in no way excusable and really says a lot more about Sarah than Joel. Like, you're TRYING TO BE A LAWYER and you're victim-shaming, good for you? Especially when she turned it around to herself and talked about how *she* certainly would never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear boundaries with people *unlike you, Joel* :shocked: Joel didn't force that out of her.

Thank you! :clap2:

[MB.]

(also Sarah's eviction was hilarious) (in part because of Sam being all 'OMG HAI GUYS HOW GREAT IS THIS oh sorry about Sarah btw BUT OMG LOOK AT ALL THIS' whilst Sarah had barely left the sofas)

[Marsh.]

Adjoa was in BB3?

Racism?

I get Peteney on you. :shocked:

[Daniel-X]

(also Sarah's eviction was hilarious) (in part because of Sam being all 'OMG HAI GUYS HOW GREAT IS THIS oh sorry about Sarah btw BUT OMG LOOK AT ALL THIS' whilst Sarah had barely left the sofas)

LMAO I know

[MB.]

Racism?

I get Peteney on you. :shocked:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/standard-pictures/article7330286.ece/alternates/w620/Kent%20waiter%20Simon%20Gross,%2036,%20admits%20he %20is%20a%20terrible%20cook%20and%20has%20already% 20been%20nominated%20for%20eviction..jpg

[Marsh.]

(also Sarah's eviction was hilarious) (in part because of Sam being all 'OMG HAI GUYS HOW GREAT IS THIS oh sorry about Sarah btw BUT OMG LOOK AT ALL THIS' whilst Sarah had barely left the sofas)

Then karma came for ha when she was ejected with no public vote. </3

[LukeB]

ummm I hate Joel Squarepants as much as the next guy, but "it's your fault that a gay guy rubbed his penis on you even though you didn't want him to" is in no way excusable and really says a lot more about Sarah than Joel. Like, you're TRYING TO BE A LAWYER and you're victim-shaming, good for you? Especially when she turned it around to herself and talked about how *she* certainly would never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear boundaries with people *unlike you, Joel* :shocked: Joel didn't force that out of her.

It was hardly anything really, she got so much slack for that like it was the worse thing that anyone has ever said but people like Marc said worse stuff but because he is 'entertaining' and a male, it's banter :rolleyes: so he gets away with it

[reece(:]

Sarah had the right to be pissed off about being evicted as it was unfair, she got ****ed over because of that awful twist so i don't blame her.
:clap2:

[MB.]

It was hardly anything really, she got so much slack for that like it was the worse thing that anyone has ever said but people like Marc said worse stuff but because he is 'entertaining' and a male, it's banter :rolleyes: so he gets away with it

Well I wouldn't call her essentially victim-blaming him for wearing Eileen's clothes and then using herself as the morally better example in that situation 'hardly anything'

[Daniel-X]

Sarah had the right to be pissed off about being evicted as it was unfair, she got ****ed over because of that awful twist so i don't blame her.

Sam didn't behave like that when she got evicted in an even more unfair twist. It's big brother as they say in the US expect the unexpected

[Daniel-X]

Well I wouldn't call her essentially victim-blaming him for wearing Eileen's clothes and then using herself as the morally better example in that situation 'hardly anything'

:clap1:

[MB.]

I think this picture sums up Sarah's eviction quite well

http://images.ok.co.uk/1432937066_bb-eviction-4.jpg

[MB.]

(also this)

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/475169638-big-brother-timebomb-eviction-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QQTB4evMRX9QUY7jYjv56JlvO8ct dPnGuAr9kAhEfRP3JErjpjDAyS7d6e2Ern57tw%3D%3D

(basically all of her eviction photos look like that)

[LukeB]

Well I wouldn't call her essentially victim-blaming him for wearing Eileen's clothes and then using herself as the morally better example in that situation 'hardly anything'

Joel should have listened to her and wait until she hasn't got alcohol in her system but he forced it our of her but because she was getting annoyed by Joel and upset over her close friend being ejected she just said it,, you do say stuff that you didn't mean when you're angry and upset tbh

Sam didn't behave like that when she got evicted in an even more unfair twist. It's big brother as they say in the US expect the unexpected

some people take it differently, for all we know Sam may have been pissed off without us knowing, but Sarah being pissed off was understandable.

[Marsh.]

My opinion of Sarah went down when she tweeted this...

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But then he lost. :hee:

[Macie Lightfoot]

It was hardly anything really, she got so much slack for that like it was the worse thing that anyone has ever said but people like Marc said worse stuff but because he is 'entertaining' and a male, it's banter :rolleyes: so he gets away with it

Verbatim Sarah quotes,

Nobody in this house would do that to me, because I would've made it EXTREMELY, ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY CLEAR that that was not on

My issue is more with the fact that you then parade around in women's clothing and let Eileen slap at your ass and laugh at it

You encourage it. You just encourage it.

those are really ****ing gross sentiments for anyone to express, but it's even more grim coming from a chick who is trying to be a lawyer (?!?!?!)

[Black Dagger]

My opinion of Sarah went down when she tweeted this...

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But then he lost. :hee:

Tramp

[LukeB]

Tramp

hardly.

[MB.]

Tramp

But enough about Marsh

(but yes she is isn't she)

[Babayaro.]

Sarah deserves hate just for her twitter @ tbh

[Black Dagger]

hardly.

How doesn't that tweet show anything other than a lack of class and desperation.

[Daniel-X]

How doesn't that tweet show anything other than a lack of class and desperation.

^this

[Marsh.]

Where is that screenshot from though? :drool:

Boner tbh

[Black Dagger]

Is it wolf of wall street? Sure it's Leo's booty

[LukeB]

How doesn't that tweet show anything other than a lack of class and desperation.

it may not be classy but she's hardly a tramp.

[Marsh.]

Looks like a really old film.

[MB.]

Looks like a really old film.

Not Marsh having a stiffy for old people

[MB.]

(yeah it's from Wolf of Wall Street)

[Jack_]

My opinion of Sarah went down when she tweeted this...

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But then he lost. :hee:

On first glance I thought that was a genuine picture of Danny and Aisleyne :joker:

[LukeB]

(Danny posted it on his instagram, she just posted it on her twitter,it could be making fun of it, cuz danny put "One day this will be me"

[Marsh.]

Not Marsh having a stiffy for old people

:joker:

[Marsh.]

On first glance I thought that was a genuine picture of Danny and Aisleyne :joker:

:joker:

[MB.]

Do not click unless you're Marsh or are incredibly thirsty or are secretly a teenage boy (both of which probably still apply)

http://manhuntdaily.com/files/Leonardo-DiCaprio-naked-in-The-Wolf-of-Wall-Street-3.gif

[MB.]

...what were we saying about this turning into a chat thread again?

[Ross.]

Do not click unless you're Marsh or are incredibly thirsty or are secretly a teenage boy (both of which probably still apply)

http://manhuntdaily.com/files/Leonardo-DiCaprio-naked-in-The-Wolf-of-Wall-Street-3.gif

:joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Sarah domination over the last few pages <3

[Marsh.]

http://www.cinemathreat.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/wank1.20353626.gif

[Marsh.]

(Makes a change from being called an old man :flutter:)

[LukeB]

well Sarah got higher than Marc and Helen who are awfully vile (and more vile people) so it's all good

[MB.]

(Makes a change from being called an old man :flutter:)

You're both of these rolled into one.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/b/ba/8acx14_sc379_0542.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110201004623

[reece(:]

well Sarah got higher than Marc and Helen who are awfully vile (and more vile people) so it's all good
When I do my personal ranking thread (SOON!) she will be a lot higher so you have that to look forward to :flutter:

[LukeB]

When I do my personal ranking thread (SOON!) she will be a lot higher so you have that to look forward to :flutter:

:flutter: perched

[Liam-]

Sarah was utter trash, victim blaming is inexcusable, as Macie said, even more inexcusable when it's coming from a woman trying to be a lawyer, she literally might as well have said 'you had it coming because of the clothes you wear' and the whole 'she was drunk and said things because she was upset' argument doesn't really work because she hasn't taken the words back, nor has she made an attempt to apologise for them, awful, vindictive woman, glad to see her gone so early in this :clap1:

[Marsh.]

You're both of these rolled into one.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/b/ba/8acx14_sc379_0542.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110201004623

:joker:

[Shaun]

round 5 eliminations for the OP~

cut eugene, save jennifer.
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Eu(bore)gene Sully BB6 - 2nd place
http://www.eugenesully.net/blog/content/binary/May07_06.jpg
(Shahbaz with a fan (Eugene), the right one)

I really can't be arsed to write much about this dullard but here goes. Eugene entered the BB6 house 4 weeks in along with two female intruders.. he was obviously the grossly inferior one. Sadly, Kinga was evicted as Makosi made the awful decision to allow Eugene to become a proper housemate and wreak his blandness upon us until the end of the show. Some say he was a nice distraction to the otherwise nasty, malicious filled house but I don't agree at all, especially when he barely appears in highlight shows and when he does, it bores you to sleep. There is so little substance to write about so I'm babbling on... remember when he unrightfully snatched 50k from the prize fund... remember his secret tasks that were oh so dull.... remember Makosi scalping him... remember him being saved against Derek... remember his awful jokes? No? Me either. You'd think a runner up would offer a bit more the table. At least he wasn't a nasty person but it's a shame he was oh so cringeworthy. I don't really do socially awkward non-entities.

Cut Richard, Save Roberto

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234.
Richard Newmark (BB11)


http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dickie.jpg

I know Richard has a lot of fans here, and to be honest, I was one of them when I first watched BB7 as a naïve child. I thought he was 'sassy' and 'funny' (and I will admit that he was quite funny at times). However, rewatching BB7, without fail I've always come out of it hating Richard.

Anyway Richard entered the BB7 on launch night, as a “SEXUAL TERRORIST” and he said he would like “have sex with every man in there” [or something along those lines] when in reality he was nothing like that at all. This turned out to be totally fake and his real house persona was more of an annoying uncle I guess. In week 1, he was the ringleader in the bullying of Shahbaz, and in my opinion, he came out the worst (or at least as bad as Sezer). Like, I know Shahbaz is a naturally annoying person but he definitely did not deserve the treatment he got by, well basically the whole BB7 house.

After Shahbaz left, he became obsessed with what he dubbed as 'the PLASTICS' and in particular he had a big hate boner for Imogen, who I understand was slightly bitchy in the first few weeks (Grace's influence imo) and essentially started an argument with her and Sezer because he thought Imogen was boring and didn't deserve to be in the house, and it was really hypocritical, who is he to decide who deserves to be in the house or not?

Richard got nominated like all the time but was constantly saved by the public (RIP Lea and Imogen). He continued to be really condescending, especially to Lea in her eviction week, thinking her eviction was a done deal and he would be safe (it was actually a fairly close eviction lol). Then during the HND week, him and Imogen went into the HND and he basically started bitching about Queen Aisleyne and encouraging Grace to get her revenge, which erased any goodwill he earned by defending Susie in watergate and Imogen was the one defending Aisleyne and I found it so ironic. Aisleyne had been nothing but nice to Richard and yet at the first opportunity he turned on her and it really didn't sit well with me (spoiler not really: I'm a huge Aisleyne fan)

And that's not even touching on his uncomfortable relationship with fellow gay Michael, like when Michael asked not be called a 'she' yet Richard did it anyway. It was so glorious he only came in 4th and got beaten by Aisleyne and he was so bemused lmao.

In conclusion: Aisleyne rules, Richard drools

Save Roberto, kitchen god <3

I am saving Chris because he is genuinely one of the few male BB housemates of the C5 era with any sense of integrity, intellect and general moral virtue? Like idk why he's being nominated at this early stage, he saw Helen for what she was and stood against her for the entire series :shrug: but I guess bc Ashleigh is a girl she gets all the credit idk. Also he's a talented artist so there's that x

#idk - JJ Bird
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01092/ruckas_bb11_double_1092752a.jpg



If you can't edit your own Wikipedia page to remove the shade said about you by other boxers, then you don't deserve to be in this list.

Glyn (Not so) Wise
aka the Boy from the Planet Zzzzzzod

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKS6unHUMAAj7Aw.png

Let's analyse Glyn's so called 'journey'

Glyn will always be remembered as the A-level genius that walked into the BB house in his pants as a substitute for his personality. However much to his detriment this was the worst thing for him to do in Week 1 as Big Brother Household (who most would ironically become his friends later on in the series) forgot all about this crowd follower and did not save him from the indignity of having no clothes. So, pulling the 'I've left my personality in my suitcase' excuse he faced eviction with Bonnie however he stayed because he has a penis lbr.

After this Glyn vowed to be entertaining etc but he fell into the unpopular Grace, Sezer clan however he got away with this because the public pulled the 'he's 18 and misunderstood' excuse.

Soon after this Glyn infamously 'boiled an egg for the very first time' which played into the 'aww he's so young and innocent' excuse. BUT my I remind you of the time when he shockingly spoke up and said '**** off Rich' during the cheerleader task?

The next memorable display from Glyn was the time he got drunk and elaborately vomited in every area possible. Let's remember Glyn course of vomit. He threw up into a bucket by the side of the bed, then decided to move to bathroom to throw up in the toilet, then he moved to Richard's beloved kitchen sick and finally he decided to finish vomiting in the garden of all places. Then after this elaborate display it was SUSIE who came off worse because she dared to criticise drunk and desperate Glyn?

I think he scaled the wall and ran across the roof and thus broke BBLB's Bunny Cam (but it didn't stop Dermot's bias) too. However, my main criticism against Glyn was that the main reason why he got an undeserved runner up position was that everyone thinks he went on a 'journey' when coming out in dog tags and a beany hat =/= a journey. We all know the nation's sweetheart AISLEYNE had the biggest journey and deserved 2nd place.

As for Jack and Joe
http://31.media.tumblr.com/09fc895793a2b0a92ddd8d15812e1aef/tumblr_inline_nk9ihrs5kh1ruum60.gif


cut Dan save Sam :joker:

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#. Dan Neal (BB14)
http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mHxAlJxbRZPTdD6F5N-ahIQ.jpg

I'm sure this is ~controversial~ and I will admit that I like Dan more than Sam, but I don't really like Dan at all and what's better than pissing some people off by saving Sam?

So, Dan... he's really annoying and kinda tiring! Like, good for you that you kinda sussed Michael out but OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP NOT AND STOP LOOKING FOR MORE TWISTS! Being a detective doesn't qualify you to analyze the psychological motives of the C5 production team. Yes, we get that Wolfy is fake and awful, but SHUT UP about how "I just think... she isn't real... there's something not right about her *scrunched face*" Yes, we get that you're upset that Callum nominated you face to face, but SHUT UP about how you didn't *deserve* his nomination and stop antagonizing Callum and getting him to state every fact he knows about Gina's life and SHUT UP about how "his niceness is AWKWARD!!!" Yes, we get that you think Dexter is an annoying gameplayer, but SHUT UP about it. Just shut up, we don't need to hear your latest conspiracy theory every mother****ing episode.

Some other things I would like to tear Dan apart for... he was AWFUL at arguing, and when Jack and Joe are coming off better than you in an argument you really need to quit while you're behind. Also, congrats on quitting a high profile job in the police force to go on CHANNEL 5 ERA BIG BROTHER talk about awful life choices. I don't know, I really don't want to talk about Dan anymore because for being such a ~big character~ in BB14 he really didn't do all that much? Like, Dan was completely irrelevant in his final two weeks when you think about it.

To conclude this entry, I would like to remind you all about how Dan was OBSESSED with proving that he wasn't bitchy or camp or flamboyant or ~gay~ and acted like it was a death sentence. Girl, I saw you dancing in your skimpy underwear to "Play" by Jennifer Lopez that one morning, you ain't fooling anyone.

I'm saving Sam literally only to piss some people off. Every rankdown needs some off-putting decisions, and there are plenty of more awful people to eliminate before Sam (that might be foreshadowing of what's to come :))

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner - BB7:

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Spiral ****ing sucked. He was a little bitch at the end of the day who got owned consistently so much so it was ****ing hilarious. He was so ****ing pretentious and Aisleyne owning him on his statement towards her dress code and how she was dressing far too provocatively is one of my favourite moments. He couldn't even barely take that from Aisleyne and he was SOOOO ****ing bad at arguing it was bordering on embarrassing for the guy. He also had a slight obsession with Aisleyne when he lost it because she wouldn't snog him in spin the bottle. It was all a little weird. He was a sex pest and was after Aisleyne but let's face it she was NEVER EVER in a million years going to even consider even glancing at him. He thought he was gods gift also like many men think when they enter the house yet he looked like someone who would stink of piss.

Him not wanting to give his name away to anyone else ('my name is Spiral') when housemates would ask his name. No Glen, you're name is not Spiral, it's ****ing Glen!

I save Nick

Actually there's a lot more to write about Mo and I'll bestow that honour upon someone else.

nth. Nathan Dunn (BB11)

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(of course I had to Google his surname. Which, unlike that of Steven Goode, is appropriate because he Dunn **** all in the house)

Nathan… ah, there is literally nothing to write about Nathan. Nothing at all. One of the housemates picked by Big Brother live in front of the house as part of the final (yeah thanks BB12) series, this half-joiner, half-Neanderthal came lumbering out of the crowd with a monobrow and a really grating accent and in spite of all of that I’m fairly sure he was among the favourites to win? We were living in a post-Ulrika world, people, anything can happen.

And it turns out absolutely nothing did happen – for the first two weeks or so at least. Nathan was rather if not completely invisible, blending into the actually quite lovely painted background of the BB11 house that was far too nice for a caveman such as him to be living in. I suppose he did have emerge as the cook (sic) of the season, and a bit of a controlling one at that, which I guess explains why the rest of the house allowed this primitive ape man thing to be in charge of each and every one of their meals. That bunch of wusses.

And yeah then he was evicted. Obviously, the reason that he went was little to do with him and much more to do with the fact that his opponent was John James (not-very-fun fact: this was the only head-to-head eviction of the series) (also not-very-fun fact: it would have resulted in Caoimhe’s eviction otherwise so yay Save and Replace?) And then he left. And that was it for our unibrowed #lad. The house mourned him for the best part of three minutes and then Rachel Ifon descended from the sky in a giant tin foil spaceship so everything was right again in the universe.

But no, it wasn’t! Because in a task(?) that has no doubt inspired many (read: every) Channel 5 series after it, a bunch of housemates returned for the final week to do something or other, and as a part of this Nathan had a date-of-sorts with Corin. Which wasn’t actually a date because Nathan then revealed that he was in fact doing Rachael (in the words of Corin, “that Rachael”), who John James had insulted at one time or another, resulting in Nathan wanting him dead and John James having a teary, crabby meltdown and we’ll just ignore that the show just pandered to him at this point because we all know how Weeks 3-ish to 10 of BB11 went and it isn’t pretty, and we also all know how John James was and it isn’t pretty (summed up very eloquently by Macie a few entries back). Tl;dr: you made John James cry, have a brownie point.

And thankfully this time, that was it. After BB, I imagine he stuck with Rachael (cough-out-of-your-league-mate-cough) and became the Jay Z to her Beyoncé (...yeah, apt comparison), grew a beard that I will most definitely make no comment about (http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/nt_housemates_12.jpg) (…lol) and, in other important news, I was vaguely Facebook friends with him for some reason (remember Facebook? It’s that thing you used once in 2008 and your aunt now uses to share Britain First posts and pictures of the Minions). So much like us all in life, Nathan won’t be remembered for what he did as a person, but what John James and his Twitterati threatened to do to him.

PS: Yes yes I just used the term ‘Twitterati’ it’s 2am leave me be.

PPS: Somebody should compare John James’ Twitter army and Ashleigh’s iPhone army. Because she would win, yes? Trust me, I need this.

I'm saving Luke S and will continue to do so until Macie plucks up the courage to cut him because that's all what we secretly want isn't it.

~idk~ STEVE GILL

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As emotionally scarring as losing an eye and your legs may be, it wasn't as emotionally scarring as having to put up with this creepy ****ing dullard for 13 weeks of my life. The definition of pointless, yet he somehow had a massive ego to go with it. Like that time he blocked that person from being a housemate for dare speaking up about that boring bastard. Yeah he's literally awful and what disgusts me the most is that they actually wasted an Arcade Fire song on him for his exit as the snoozefest waddled out of the house. Tbf this write up has done me less justice than him but he was a pervert and a dull one to match that. Not that I condone exciting perverts. Leave Keeley alone and touch up a woman your own age.

I save Harry just because posh.

Joel Williams
Big Brother 16 (Second Place)

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I'll try and get this over with quickly, I've had quite enough of writing about shitty Channel 5 housemates and it pains me that I find myself currently writing about another.

Remember when Joel entered on launch night? Probably not, but he seemed like an intelligent, well reserved and polite young man. During his first two weeks he didn't exactly say or do much from what I recall.. He might have got a bit pissy over an egg or cake or something but that aside, he wasn't too much of a bother.

His first crime comes for surviving his head-to-head eviction simply because he's Welsh. Not a crime of his own, perhaps, but the fact that anybody deemed him entertaining enough to stay over Eileen was/is still baffling. It was after this that became gradually more insufferable. Asking constant unrealistic questions was one of my biggest gripes of his ("would you take £100K right now and leave?? because if so you're a gameplayer!!!), as was his contradictory behaviour ("i'm telling you now if i was given the chance of winning with no money or winning 100K, i'd take the winners spot because it means so much more to me!!!", despite claiming to have never seen the show before? lol give over).

His aggressive behaviour (which was, for some reason, completely ignored by pretty much everybody) was also awful and showed him not be this calm, smart guy he portrayed.. He's just lucky Jack didn't retaliate and go for his smarmy, pompous arse. He just seems like the type of person who needs to move out of his home away from mummy ASAP, because he's clearly allowed to stay a spoilt brat for the time he remains.

just bumping this so

a) I can work out which number they are and finish off the HM pics (i'm guessing whoever claims the scalping first is the first new number, and we're not doing it in order of "whoever's paragraph was finished first", right?)
b) Rihce can put them in the OP easier x aren't i nice x x x
c) we can all be reminded that Joel no longer exists

[Marsh.]

...what were we saying about this turning into a chat thread again?

Reece doesn't seem to mind. :hmph:

[reece(:]

round 5 eliminations for the OP~



















just bumping this so

a) I can work out which number they are and finish off the HM pics (i'm guessing whoever claims the scalping first is the first new number, and we're not doing it in order of "whoever's paragraph was finished first", right?)
b) Rihce can put them in the OP easier x aren't i nice x x x
c) we can all be reminded that Joel no longer exists
ty hunti x

[MB.]

My round next :clap1: If we ignore Jake's existence that is :clap1:

[reece(:]

Yeah I've been doing it in the order of the snatching

[Shaun]

bc i'm nice x

no one from bb1/2 evicted yet
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no one from 5 evicted yet

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ok this is all up to date now (except for this current round bc it's not all decided yet)

[Marsh.]

Can you not move all of the eliminated together in a group in order then you can see everyone who's gone and everyone who's left?

[Shaun]

I am saving Kate because logic and the sooner Macie accepts BB3 as his lord and saviour the GOD DAMNED BETTER

#225 - Pauline 'Pozza' Bennett (BB15)
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The most basic argument for Pauline's failure in this list, of course, is being the catalyst in Helen Wood's journey. That final pass might've been a flawed concept from the very beginning but at least give it to someone basic and obvious? Christopher? Mark? That would've been OK? I mean even at the point of giving it out, Helen was the most boring housemate in there by a mile. Zero buzz about her on launch night. Bizarre decision.

In the ultimate series of rapid turnarounds of public perception (see: let's evict Winston) (see: let's crown Helen) (see: Danielle's a homophobe but also the fan favourite), Pauline's was the quickest and the most sour. Launch night favourites seldom do well in Big Brother: a wacky and weird VT can definitely scrape you through a week or two but soon after that you're going to become Wolfy, or Laura McAdam. So when 11 bland nothings failed to stand out against Auntie Pauline (for obvious reasons) on launch night, thus began her journey of tragic delusion. Rejecting the second-launch housemates almost entirely, she flung her killer nomination at Jale and then, bafflingly, didn't seem cut up about it. Like she actually enjoyed giving it out and thought it was entirely fair. In fact for someone so teeteringly close to resembling a troll doll on steroids, she sure did love her body shaming; calling Chris "the short ugly one", the constant pulling apart of Jale in front of everyone in the kitchen, claiming she was eating more than her share even when her allies (Ash) said they had more food than Jale.

I just feel that whenever we bestow power upon a housemate and give them a little room to sit in, alone, to bitch about every other new arrival (see: Hopkins) it just immediately turns sour (see: thinking Ash is a candidate for the final pass on looks alone) and undoes everything about them with the swiftest possible action. We owe it to ourselves and to future housemates like Pauline not to build them up only to fall so quickly.

Also she loved calling people 'recidivist' and I don't think she even knew what the word meant :shrug:

Also **** that ho for thinking she can come in a year after Jackie Travers and pick up the "fitness mum" spiel. Get the hell out, bitch.

there you go.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Pauline screaming at Jale "I'M NOT A DISCUSSER, I'M A STATEMENTER!!!" is one of the most horrifying things ever

[Jake.]

so who am I stuck with this time? if one person in a blue moon could do their noms at a sociable hour, that'd be gr8

[Shaun]

yes like 7am on a Friday

sit your ass down

(Craig BB1 and Sam Pepper (BB11) luv)

[Jake.]

(more meant at around 8PM just before sunset)

[Jake.]

okay well that's Sam gone and Craig saved, I'll do my writeup this evening

[Macie Lightfoot]

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http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/08/shanessa.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/09/rex.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/saffia.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/10/siavash.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/11/samuel.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/13/caroline.png
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Craig (BB1)-Bubble (BB2)-Alison (BB3)-Kate (BB3)-Grace (BB7)-Pete (BB7)
Shanessa (BB8)-Rex (BB9)-Saffia (BB10)-Siavash (BB10)-Sam (BB11)-Caroline (BB13)
Hazel (B14)-Dexter (BB14)-Pauline (BB15)-Toya (BB15)-Matthew (BB15)-Sarah (BB16)

yay thx for playing everyone (green=saved, red=evicted)

[Pete.]

ummm I hate Joel Squarepants as much as the next guy, but "it's your fault that a gay guy rubbed his penis on you even though you didn't want him to" is in no way excusable and really says a lot more about Sarah than Joel. Like, you're TRYING TO BE A LAWYER and you're victim-shaming, good for you? Especially when she turned it around to herself and talked about how *she* certainly would never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear boundaries with people *unlike you, Joel* :shocked: Joel didn't force that out of her.
Erm yes he did

Joel: Tell me what you mean Sarah
Sarah: Joel lets talk about it in the morning when I'm sober
Joel: No Sarah I want to know what you are thinking
Sarah: No Joel I don't what to say anything out of hand
Joel: Sarah if you've got a problem with me say it
Sarah: Joel lets just leave it
Joel: Sarah tell me what's on your mind
Sarah: Fine, you encourage it
Joel: So you think it's right what Aaron did etc etc

[Pete.]

okay well that's Sam gone and Craig saved, I'll do my writeup this evening
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[Macie Lightfoot]

Erm yes he did

Joel: Tell me what you mean Sarah
Sarah: Joel lets talk about it in the morning when I'm sober
Joel: No Sarah I want to know what you are thinking
Sarah: No Joel I don't what to say anything out of hand
Joel: Sarah if you've got a problem with me say it
Sarah: Joel lets just leave it
Joel: Sarah tell me what's on your mind
Sarah: Fine, you encourage it
Joel: So you think it's right what Aaron did etc etc

When I said that Joel didn't force "that" out of her, I was talking about the content of her response rather than the response itself. Joel absolutely asks too many questions and is a push asshole, but he didn't force Sarah to express that. Her sentiment would be harrowing to hear from anyone, but especially from A) a woman and B) someone who aspires to be a lawyer.

[Black Dagger]

I am really pleased with how well this round has gone :clap1:

I had nothing to worry about after all. (I will be doing my write up for Caroline when I get home from this work programme I'm stuck on, stay perched)

[Pete.]

When I said that Joel didn't force "that" out of her, I was talking about the content of her response rather than the response itself. Joel absolutely asks too many questions and is a push asshole, but he didn't force Sarah to express that. Her sentiment would be harrowing to hear from anyone, but especially from A) a woman and B) someone who aspires to be a lawyer.
But if Joel could actually shut his mouth then Sarah would not have said that and try would have had a different conversation in the morning because she knew she was going to speak out of line

[Black Dagger]

I think we should all agree they are both terrible people and it's fantastic they are out so soon :clap1:

[Liam-]

The fact that Sarah didn't want to say what she was going to say just shows that she knows what she said was wrong, I hope she loses any chance of being a lawyer because of what she said, because anyone who has that mentality, shouldn't be allowed any form of 'power' or influence in the law.

[LukeB]

Erm yes he did

Joel: Tell me what you mean Sarah
Sarah: Joel lets talk about it in the morning when I'm sober
Joel: No Sarah I want to know what you are thinking
Sarah: No Joel I don't what to say anything out of hand
Joel: Sarah if you've got a problem with me say it
Sarah: Joel lets just leave it
Joel: Sarah tell me what's on your mind
Sarah: Fine, you encourage it
Joel: So you think it's right what Aaron did etc etc

:clap1: sarah didn't randomly said it she was forced and said it in anger, the whole situation reaction is OTT like it's the worse thing that was ever said when twats like marc gets away with it because it's 'banter' and he's apprently entertaining.. Him and helen said way worser things this series.

[Macie Lightfoot]

But if Joel could actually shut his mouth then Sarah would not have said that and try would have had a different conversation in the morning because she knew she was going to speak out of line

:clap1: sarah didn't randomly said it she was forced and said it in anger, the whole situation reaction is OTT like it's the worse thing that was ever said when twats like marc gets away with it because it's 'banter' and he's apprently entertaining.. Him and helen said way worser things this series.

NO ONE is forcing Sarah to express those sentiments other than Sarah herself. Just like how Aaron being drunk doesn't excuse his actions, Sarah being drunk doesn't excuse her thoughts. It's the fact that those are her thoughts that's troubling in the first place. And it's not even literally telling Joel that he encouraged it (which is bad enough), but it's her smug self-satisfaction that she would certainly never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear interpersonal boundaries unlike some people, and it's like, you're a ****ty person and that's an incredibly ****ty view to hold. What an awful lasting impression to leave.

[LukeB]

NO ONE is forcing Sarah to express those sentiments other than Sarah herself. Just like how Aaron being drunk doesn't excuse his actions, Sarah being drunk doesn't excuse her thoughts. It's the fact that those are her thoughts that's troubling in the first place. And it's not even literally telling Joel that he encouraged it (which is bad enough), but it's her smug self-satisfaction that she would certainly never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear interpersonal boundaries unlike some people, and it's like, you're a ****ty person and that's an incredibly ****ty view to hold. What an awful lasting impression to leave.

No joel wouldn't let it go(i like joel) he wanted her to talk about it and she didn't where it got to the point he annoyed her so she just said it. He should have listened to her and speak about it in the morning which was the mature thing to do. She didn't randomly said it did she? No joel forced it out of her. She isn't even a bad person

[Black Dagger]

She is worse than that Adolf Hitler fella!!!

[Liam-]

NO ONE is forcing Sarah to express those sentiments other than Sarah herself. Just like how Aaron being drunk doesn't excuse his actions, Sarah being drunk doesn't excuse her thoughts. It's the fact that those are her thoughts that's troubling in the first place. And it's not even literally telling Joel that he encouraged it (which is bad enough), but it's her smug self-satisfaction that she would certainly never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear interpersonal boundaries unlike some people, and it's like, you're a ****ty person and that's an incredibly ****ty view to hold. What an awful lasting impression to leave.

:clap1:

[Liam-]

Joel might have pushed to hear her opinion, but he didn't put the disgusting words or opinion into her mouth.

[LukeB]

She is worse than that Adolf Hitler fella!!!

(Supports helen) ok...

[Macie Lightfoot]

No joel wouldn't let it go(i like joel) he wanted her to talk about it and she didn't where it got to the point he annoyed her so she just said it. He should have listened to her and speak about it in the morning which was the mature thing to do. She didn't randomly said it did she? No joel forced it out of her. She isn't even a bad person

I know you love Sarah for inexplicable reasons but literally nobody forced her to believe that Joel was to blame. Drunk or not, "it is entirely your fault that a dude rubbed his genitalia on you when you didn't want him to do so" is in no way acceptable. Like I've been saying, Joel is annoying as **** and he was certainly being annoying in this instance, but he did not force Sarah to express such a retrograde implication. That one rests entirely with her.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Joel might have pushed to hear her opinion, but he didn't put the disgusting words or opinion into her mouth.

Thank you, more succinct that I could ever. Joel didn't force the content of her opinion out of her, and it's the content that's disgusting.

[Black Dagger]

(Supports helen) ok...

Don't come for my favourites when you wank over any female housemate that happens to be blonde, back off pal :idc:

[Liam-]

Don't come for my favourites when you wank over any female housemate that happens to be blonde, back off pal :idc:

:joker: :joker:

[LukeB]

I know you love Sarah for inexplicable reasons but literally nobody forced her to believe that Joel was to blame. Drunk or not, "it is entirely your fault that a dude rubbed his genitalia on you when you didn't want him to do so" is in no way acceptable. Like I've been saying, Joel is annoying as **** and he was certainly being annoying in this instance, but he did not force Sarah to express such a retrograde implication. That one rests entirely with her.

Yeah he did tbh, she didn't want to say anything or talk about it,joel made her talk about it and the whole situation is the most OTT thing i've ever seen... She isn't even a nasty person, not condoning in what she said.

Sarah will be pleases she having loads of pages on this thread dedicated to her.

[Black Dagger]

Most relevant she's ever been in her mundane, pathetic life I suppose.

[LukeB]

Don't come for my favourites when you wank over any female housemate that happens to be blonde, back off pal :idc:

Original comment.... Most of my favourites are not blonde so :idc:

[Black Dagger]

Yes because going on about my support for Helen was remotely a unique comment from your behalf.

Self awareness is a remarkable thing to have.

[Liam-]

If she had come out and apologised for what she said and expressed that she didn't mean it and it was just the drink talking, I'd somewhat buy into the whole 'she was drunk she didn't mean it' argument, but the fact that she hasn't, just goes against her, she's an attention seeking, classless victim blamer who should just be forgotten about and her existence as a housemate swept under the carpet along with her pal Aaron.

[Liam-]

Yes because going on about my support for Helen was remotely a unique comment from your behalf.

Self awareness is a remarkable thing to have.

Clocked

[LukeB]

How do you know she hasn't? She could have said it at the final to him..

[Macie Lightfoot]

Yeah he did tbh, she didn't want to say anything or talk about it,joel made her talk about it and the whole situation is the most OTT thing i've ever seen... She isn't even a nasty person, not condoning in what she said.

Sarah will be pleases she having loads of pages on this thread dedicated to her.

Joel isn't to blame for Sarah having such a retrograde point of view. It's not his fault that she's blaming him for receiving a sexual assault. Whether or not Joel was annoying and persistent doesn't change the fact that Sarah holds some pretty grim views on the matter (and it's even more embarrassing considering she's a woman and she wants to be a lawyer)

[Black Dagger]

Unlikely scenario, was probably too busy thinking about Danny ****ing her on a pile full of cash.

[LukeB]

Joel isn't to blame for Sarah having such a retrograde point of view. It's not his fault that she's blaming him for receiving a sexual assault. Whether or not Joel was annoying and persistent doesn't change the fact that Sarah holds some pretty grim views on the matter (and it's even more embarrassing considering she's a woman and she wants to be a lawyer)

Didn't say he did, i said joel forced her it out of her when she said "talk about it in the morning" but no he wouldn't have it so he went on and on and forced her to talk about it,

[Liam-]

How do you know she hasn't? She could have said it at the final to him..

could have being the operative term here, unless it becomes public knowledge that she genuinely apologised, explained herself and took her words back, I will continue to believe that she hasn't because it's not that hard of a stretch to think she hasn't, because let's face it, she's a bitch who apparently 'stands by her words' so yeah, she's trash.

[reece(:]

Sarah didn't all out blame Joel for anything happening, she said the way he refused to say stop and the dressing up COULD be perceived as encouragement. Joel pursued her to tell him then and there whilst she was pissed AND probably upset for her best friend in the house. I'm glad Joel got the scolding either way even if Sarah didn't tread lightly because he's absolutely dire.

That's all I'll say as the likes of Hell/Marq get free passes round here for the things they say.

[LukeB]

People will continue supporting the likes of Helen after she calls people murderers / rapists and Sarah didn't all out blame Joel for anything happening, she said the way he refused to say stop and the dressing up COULD be perceived as encouragement. Joel pursued her to tell him then and there whilst she was pissed AND probably upset for her best friend in the house. I'm glad Joel got the scolding either way even if Sarah didn't tread lightly because he's absolutely dire.

:clap1:

[Liam-]

Didn't say he did, i said joel forced her it out of her when she said "talk about it in the morning" but no he wouldn't have it so he went on and on and forced her to talk about it,

The thing is, no-one is disagreeing with that fact, everyone here has said he forced her to express her opinion, it's just not his fault that she's a massive gob****e with the opinions of a sexist in the 50's.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Sarah didn't all out blame Joel for anything happening, she said the way he refused to say stop and the dressing up COULD be perceived as encouragement. Joel pursued her to tell him then and there whilst she was pissed AND probably upset for her best friend in the house. I'm glad Joel got the scolding either way even if Sarah didn't tread lightly because he's absolutely dire.

That's all I'll say as the likes of Hell/Marq get free passes round here for the things they say.

She said that it would never happen to her, which is implying that being sexually assaulted is something you can control, and she literally told him that he encouraged it. Regardless of Joel forcing her to say her opinion or whatever, it's the ****tiest opinion to hold.

[Pete.]

I know you love Sarah for inexplicable reasons but literally nobody forced her to believe that Joel was to blame. Drunk or not, "it is entirely your fault that a dude rubbed his genitalia on you when you didn't want him to do so" is in no way acceptable. Like I've been saying, Joel is annoying as **** and he was certainly being annoying in this instance, but he did not force Sarah to express such a retrograde implication. That one rests entirely with her.

I didn't say what Sarah said was right, because it wasn't, but no way should Joel have come out unscathed from the incident because he provoked the whole thing

[Liam-]

If your defence in defending someone is 'x said something worse, so y is okay!!' then, it's not a very good argument.

[LukeB]

That's all I'll say as the likes of Hell/Marq get free passes round here for the things they say.

:worship:
If marc said that it would be 'banter' then he will get away with it

[Pete.]

Sarah didn't all out blame Joel for anything happening, she said the way he refused to say stop and the dressing up COULD be perceived as encouragement. Joel pursued her to tell him then and there whilst she was pissed AND probably upset for her best friend in the house. I'm glad Joel got the scolding either way even if Sarah didn't tread lightly because he's absolutely dire.

That's all I'll say as the likes of Hell/Marq get free passes round here for the things they say.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/3417c2c067b266ceb69b9bdf0d7b8488/tumblr_n3qdbbhvV41rfduvxo1_250.gif

[Liam-]

I love people's hatred of housemates getting in the way of what's right and wrong :flutter:

[Pete.]

:worship:
If marc said that it would be 'banter' then he will get away with it
This is someone who calls women cumbuckets, pigs, tramps and randomly asks women if they're getting an STD test i.e. calling them *****s. But guess who was 'the most entertaining' of BB16?

[reece(:]

:worship:
If marc said that it would be 'banter' then he will get away with it
The debate is pretty needless anyway at this point since no-one will be changing their views on their faves.

And I don't agree re. Sarah advocating sexual assault.. and if it was sexual assault, Aaron would've been arrested. Anyhow I can't really be arsed to go back to week 2 of BB16 again after having to go through it 2 month ago so. If you want my thoughts on that go read up on the threads.

[Black Dagger]

Yes, I think our work here is done with this.

Who still has to write off their housemates?

[reece(:]

Yes, I think our work here is done with this.

Who still has to write off their housemates?
I do but it's looking like I'll be doing it tonight again as I've got to prepare for people coming over, and Rex will be a big writeup no doubt.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah mine will be quite late today as well, I can see Caroline being my longest write up so far if I properly get into it.

[reece(:]

Yeah mine will be quite late today as well, I can see Caroline being my longest write up so far if I properly get into it.
Ready to see her torn apart :flutter:

[Liam-]

Lucas, you got rid of Caroline?

[Black Dagger]

Lucas, you got rid of Caroline?

Yes, she's an absolutely grotesque human being with no redeemable qualities and this is coming from somebody who has a real bias when it comes to 'poshos'

[Pete.]

1/3 of me likes Caroline for her moments of comedy. 2/3 of me hates her for her racist and bullying streak

[Liam-]

Yes, she's an absolutely grotesque human being with no redeemable qualities and this is coming from somebody who has a real bias when it comes to 'poshos'

ily :flutter:

She's lucky she was in a series with Conor otherwise she would literally be the worst person in BB13.

[reece(:]

Yes, she's an absolutely grotesque human being with no redeemable qualities and this is coming from somebody who has a real bias when it comes to 'poshos'
:clap1: One of the most awful HMs ever.

[Jake.]

Caroline >

But yeah I'm heading back now and will hopefully get my writeup of Pepper done within the next couple of hours

[Headie]

Sarah is overrated as hell and as much as I hate Joel, she is a victim-shamer which is completely awful.

Other than her day 2 fight with Cristian, I really don't get the hype surrounding her. Her showmance with Danny was another thing that made the hype for her even more confusing.

[reece(:]

Not Hayden digging up old debate

[Pete.]

Not Hayden dragging Sarah

[Black Dagger]

~IDK but it's low and quite frankly deserved~ CAROLINE WHARRAM7


http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/264429_1.jpg
Right, I don't even know where to begin with this one, I might as well start from the beginning where she genuinely was one of my favourites, I think her VT is one of the best of the C5 era, as she hilariously tells us of stories of her ski season which was a disaaassstaaa and explains to us that she got punched in the face (I can't for the life of me figure out why somebody would do this too such a warm character), her early friendship with Scott looked like she was heading into one of my all time favourites if she carried on, however it was just 72 hours into the series when her ghastly campaign kicked into gear, revelling in the demise of harmless dog lover Victoria, she cackled as she told Becky Hannon how irritating she was and it was great she had left the house (the irony isn't ****ing lost on this one, informing Becky that somebody else was an irritant), it became abundantly clear that targeting weaker housemates was what she believed made her so powerful, yet she was just a weak, pathetic bitch that couldn't even handle being spun around on a roundabout, tragic cow. Anyway back to the goading of weaker housemates, squeaky Chris was next, who was quite frankly a bit useless himself, but hold it together and show a bit of compassion for him when he's not even up the stairs, before cheering like a banshee with your coven, you ****ing warthog.

Immaturity was Caroline's middle name as she ventured through the series, mainly directed at Benedict, so he came in the shower, get a life, you irritating prude. She once again cackled at his demise, yet he had the last laugh anyway having the eviction of the series, hers only got about 10 viewers because everybody cared more about the Olympics. Bye. Other levels of immaturity shown was when she goaded Deana over a hair on the table, to which Deana gleefully replied that it was her pubes, to which Caroline showed disgust <333, despite trying to make Deana feel like ****e. She also showed repugnant personality traits by being a racist parasite, exclaiming that Adam was a gorilla and had something to do with Martin Luther King or whatever, she simply tried too hard to be a villain and instead came across as a second rate Bea Hamil, with racial implications to boot, not only this, there was also the whole "OOH LOOK AT ME I ORDERED JUST CHOCOLATE OFF THE SHOPPING LIST, AREN'T I EDGY AND FUNNY AND INTERESTING", no you are none of the ****ing above, it was done not 9 months before you by the other token posh housemate of the series, you were worthless, you were odious and your eviction while manipulated was quite frankly deserved because looking back Luke Scrase had the most perfect arse known to man. So whatever. There has been probably a lot of content that I have missed during this time of reliving her time in the house, but you get the gist of how terrible of a person she was. Don't forget she also wanted Conor to win the entire series, so that tells us all that we need to know.

Oh she also got me permanently banned off Digital Spy because I called her a see you next Tuesday. Guess what my luv, you still are one to this day. Now shove that hairbrush you left the house with where the sun won't shine.

I save King Dexter Koh. (I was expecting to have to save Marcus really, I was shocked that Macie found 18 more people to oust before him, what an absolute gem <3)

[Liam-]

Hayden dragging Sarah :clap1:

Lucas dragging Caroline :clap1:

What a day to be alive /Jack

[Black Dagger]

~Does a twirl~

[Jack_]

Her reaction to that Benedict incident was truly pathetic and I remember it really annoying me. What an immature, stupid, racist, transphobic child.

[Jake.]

Her reaction to that Benedict incident was truly pathetic and I remember it really annoying me. What an immature, stupid, racist, transphobic child.

Transphobic? Did she say anything transphobic (can't actually remember)?

[Liam-]

Yeah I was just about to ask what she said that was transphobic

[Black Dagger]

She called Luke A and Adam, Mr & Mrs. That's all I remember.

[Daniel.]

I remember her impersonating Luke A with the stereotypical gay limp wrist and gay voice

[Daniel.]

She needs to not be compared to Queen Bea who was never as nasty as her, but good writeup.

[Liam-]

She called Luke A and Adam, Mr & Mrs. That's all I remember.

:omgno:

Vile.

I genuinely forgot that Luke A was transgender for a second then :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

She needs to not be compared to Queen Bea who was never as nasty as her, but good writeup.

Thanks <3. Think it's the one I've made the most effort with and probably will do for a while because my other least favourites won't be out for a while for me to drag.

[Pete.]

Slain by Lucas

[Jake.]

Sam Pepper
Big Brother 11 (7th Place)

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/article-1281438524289-0abe1bf0000005dc-356593_466x310.jpg

No, you aren't looking at an unkempt lesbian. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Sam Pepper. Not content with burying the BB coffin with a below-average series, producers took it to themselves to stick Sam in despite already being rejected by the housemates themselves a few weeks previous. Entering as part of the 'Ignore the Obvious' task, Sam was forced to wear OTT clothing by Big Brother. Everything after this showcased Sam to be the same person he is to this day: an attention seeking irritant.

In true "let's create forced drama!!!!!!!" fashion, Sam went for the shows front runner, Josie, pretty much from the off. If it was anything classic or noteworthy I'd have let him off, but I can only really recall him winding her up by going for the "you're a bore" cliché and sticking his willy in her face (I'm not making that up am I? That did happen?).

Since BB Sam's gone on to gain internet 'stardom', with his latest antics causing police questioning due to 'sexual harassment'. Lad.

[Jake.]

She called Luke A and Adam, Mr & Mrs. That's all I remember.

Oh :umm2:

[Daniel.]

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all? :worry:

[Daniel.]

Great write up Jake :clap1:

[Jake.]

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all? :worry:

He got stuck up in that cage thing on launch night(?)

[Jake.]

oh and he returned and gave 'advice' to some of the others for a task

[Pete.]

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all? :worry:
He shagged Mark post show

[Jack_]

Sam saving the end of BB11 :clap1: lol I remember that idiotic twist where they let the housemates pick the newbies and in predictable fashion they chose the dullards

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all? :worry:

No, overrated dullard

[Liam-]

Sam saving the end of BB11 :clap1: lol I remember that idiotic twist where they let the housemates pick the newbies and in predictable fashion they chose the dullards


Everyone knows they should have picked the worlds sexiest fat man.

[Jack_]

Everyone knows they should have picked the worlds sexiest fat man.

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Gosh his Twitter post eviction was nauseating. Bitter twat. But yeah he was a heap of nothingness really

[Black Dagger]

Slain by Lucas

<3.

[MB.]

Everyone knows they should have picked the worlds sexiest fat man.

I genuinely thought he was going in this year when I heard there was a housemate called Joel. I'm not sure if he would have been better or worse than what we ended up with.

[Pete.]

Matthew had a great relationship with Toya too

[Daniel.]

Anything would have been better than the Joel we got.

[reece(:]

Sam saving the end of BB11 :clap1: lol I remember that idiotic twist where they let the housemates pick the newbies and in predictable fashion they chose the dullards



No, overrated dullard
Cougar Jo was a queen

[MB.]

Matthew had a great relationship with Toya too

Which we literally only found out about when she picked him to be the Power Housemate (and made all the decisions on his behalf oop)

[Liam-]

I genuinely thought he was going in this year when I heard there was a housemate called Joel. I'm not sure if he would have been better or worse than what we ended up with.

He would have been amazing in any series :flutter:

Matthew had a great relationship with Toya too

Every great friendship is started through a mutual hatred of someone, plus they're both incredibly bitter so they're a match made in heaven really.

[Pete.]

Every great friendship is started through a mutual hatred of someone, plus they're both incredibly bitter so they're a match made in heaven really.

Slay it Toya

[Jack_]

Cougar Jo was a queen

She did have her moments :think: none of them were as good as Sam tho and the twist was moronic because obviously as a housemate you're not going to choose someone who looks difficult to live with :facepalm:

[Daniel.]

Every great friendship is started through a mutual hatred of someone, plus they're both incredibly bitter so they're a match made in heaven really.

Helen was friends with Toya though and hated Matthew early on didn't she?

[Liam-]

If they weren't all so scared of Steve for some reason, they would have chosen Joel instead of Laura :nono:

[Jake.]

like I dunno about anyone else but I feel a bit obliged to be a bit harsher with some to make a good write up? :laugh:

[reece(:]

She did have her moments :think: none of them were as good as Sam tho and the twist was moronic because obviously as a housemate you're not going to choose someone who looks difficult to live with :facepalm:
They should have picked Jo, the not-Laura blonde and Sam

[Jake.]

Helen was friends with Toya though and hated Matthew early on didn't she?

Yeah, Toya hated everyone Helen did basically (Christopher, Matthew, Jale)

[Pete.]

Sam was literally there for 4 weeks and is still adored?

[Black Dagger]

If they weren't all so scared of Steve for some reason, they would have chosen Joel instead of Laura :nono:

Said this in my write up for the disgusting bore. Poor Joel <\3

[MB.]

(but yes I'm going to keep saving Laura because lol)

[Jack_]

If they weren't all so scared of Steve for some reason, they would have chosen Joel instead of Laura :nono:

The Bore Baron pushing his dullness onto everyone else :bored: Lucas' dragging of him the other day btw <3

He was so awful, I remember I made a thread or something about what his best bits would be with a still from the live feed of him just sat on the sofa :joker: :joker:

Sam was literally there for 4 weeks and is still adored?

Two, and he brought more in those two weeks to the series (and to the house for that matter) than Josie did the entire duration

I'm sure I've already posted that in this thread :suspect: #dejavu

[Pete.]

Two

Welp

[Jake.]

'The Baron' :omgno: just remembered

[Liam-]

Said this in my write up for the disgusting bore. Poor Joel <\3

The Bore Baron pushing his dullness onto everyone else :bored: Lucas' dragging of him the other day btw <3

He was so awful, I remember I made a thread or something about what his best bits would be with a still from the live feed of him just sat on the sofa :joker: :joker:


Awful, awful housemate, I get that we're meant to be proud of our soldiers and everything, but my god, please let us be proud of them without them taking a spot on a reality show from someone who'd actually be a good housemate.

[Jake.]

are we waiting for people btw? I've lost track

[Pete.]

are we waiting for people btw? I've lost track
Yea Reece and Daniel

[Jake.]

Awful, awful housemate, I get that we're meant to be proud of our soldiers and everything, but my god, please let us be proud of them without them taking a spot on a reality show from someone who'd actually be a good housemate.

:clap1:

I remember when BB11 was on, I said to my dad and stepmum "it's great what he's done but he's literally only in there because he's lost a leg and an eye".. he looked disgusted but she agreed with me

[Jake.]

Yea Reece and Daniel

ah ok

[Daniel.]

Matthew Davies

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/big-brother-2014-matthew-davies.png?w=1024&h=939

So Matthew, I don't really remember anything about him but I'll try. Matthew entered on launch night with, imo, a bag of potential, he seemed posh and the bitchy type, like Derek or Gina, and they always make great housemates. Sadly, he was a complete flop. Matthew got locked in a cage on launch night and to be honest he may as well have stayed there for the duration of his stay as we barely saw him again. Matthew's defining moment was of course his row with one Helen Wood, she got in his face, called him a skinny pigeon chested ****, shouted "ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT" x100y. There was something so dislikeable about Matthew for me though, he seemed so bitter and snobby, really thinking he was something special but was actually just a mind numbing bore who made a few bitchy comments. Matthew was evicted as part of the girl power week twist, which I was sad to see happen because it meant Ashleigh's scheming going to waste, not because I actually cared about Matthew. Then when he left he finally came out and is in a relationship with Mark Bryon. Get it girl.

.

[Jake.]

*he was outed

[Jake.]

but good writeup :clap1:

[MB.]

Also I don't think anyone particularly saw Matthew as a rival to Derek or Gina past five minutes of him being on screen, in which time he'd already had a nervous breakdown

[reece(:]

Yea Reece and Daniel
Mine won't be until the later hours because I need to give Rex dragging justice and I'm getting ready atm

Start the next round if yous are desperate to continue :laugh:

[Pete.]

I still like Matthew

Matthew and Mark were robbed of being a #PowerCouple

(Now it my time for terrible opinions :fan:)

[Pete.]

Mine won't be until the later hours because I need to give Rex dragging justice and I'm getting ready atm

Start the next round if yous are desperate to continue :laugh:
I'm ready for the Rex dragging because I don't remember anything bad about him (except his sexism ofc)

[Lostie!]

Matthew > Gina IMO

[Pete.]

Matthew > Gina IMO
Oh girl

[Jake.]

Matthew > Gina IMO

yeah, but then again, syphilis > Gina

[reece(:]

I'm ready for the Rex dragging because I don't remember anything bad about him (except his sexism ofc)
You forgot the Sara bullying?

[Lostie!]

yeah, but then again, syphilis > Gina

Good point. :joker:

[Liam-]

yeah, but then again, syphilis > Gina

True.

[Black Dagger]

You forgot the Sara bullying?

And the Rachel bullying <\3

[Daniel.]

Welp I gotta make sure to be ready to save Gina when it's Jake's turn :worry:

[Pete.]

You forgot the Sara bullying?
Vaguely

[Pete.]

Welp I gotta make sure to be ready to save Gina when it's Jake's turn :worry:
Save our Gucci Gina

[Lostie!]

On my BB9 rewatch I still like Rex atm, I keep waiting for the episode where I go off him. :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Also I don't think anyone particularly saw Matthew as a rival to Derek or Gina past five minutes of him being on screen, in which time he'd already had a nervous breakdown

Rival? :suspect:

I just thought he could be similar from his VT.

[MB.]

Rival? :suspect:

I just thought he could be similar from his VT.

rival
/ˈrʌɪv(ə)l/
verb
be or seem to be equal or comparable to.
"the efficiency of the Bavarians rivals that of the Viennese"

[Black Dagger]

On my BB9 rewatch I still like Rex atm, I keep waiting for the episode where I go off him. :laugh:

I quite enjoyed him all the way through. It's mainly when Nicole comes in and him being a dick to Rachel I don't like.

[Daniel.]

rival
/ˈrʌɪv(ə)l/
verb
be or seem to be equal or comparable to.
"the efficiency of the Bavarians rivals that of the Viennese"

I know what one is I just never said they would rival :skypwaitemoji:

[Daniel.]

Jake are you gonna do yours now since Rice said we could?

[EspeonBB]

yeah, but then again, syphilis > Gina

Welp I need to be perched to save Gina whenever Jake nominates :worry:

[Jake.]

Jake are you gonna do yours now since Rice said we could?

idm, it's up to you lot really

[MB.]

Right let's get this show/potential use of my #finalpass on the road

[Pete.]

Jake are you gonna do yours now since Rice said we could?
Rachel Rice promo

[Daniel.]

I'm up for it now, what about you lot?

[EspeonBB]

Welp I should get started on the Siavash write up

[Liam-]

Rachel Rice promo

Someone has to do it

[Pete.]

Welp I should get started on the Siavash write up
Siavash

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7s9rwHf9H1qd5am8.gif

[reece(:]

The Save and Replace change will be made active from next round onwards

[Black Dagger]

Someone has to do it

I will be giving her my pass if you carry on!

[Jack_]

lol I just spent the last hour searching through my threads in the BB11 section and found the one that I kind of mentioned earlier :joker:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155817

[Liam-]

lol I just spent the last hour searching through my threads in the BB11 section and found the one that I kind of mentioned earlier :joker:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155817

omfg Chuff V Brew :joker: :joker:

[Liam-]

I will be giving her my pass if you carry on!

You wouldn't deny Marcus the honour!

[Jake.]

k I've got my noms ready but unsure on whether to wait

[Jake.]

(also I don't save/eliminate anyone do I?)

[Daniel.]

Post :clap1:

[Daniel.]

(also I don't save/eliminate anyone do I?)

Noo

[MB.]

Post pls

[MB.]

(also I save Helen)

[Jake.]

So here we have my noms (probably ****ed up somewhere along the way)

http://i.imgur.com/Yi1ONG8.png

l/r: Jennifer(BB9), Callum(BB14), Sunshine(BB11), David(BB10), Rachael(BB11), Mario(BB9), Adele(BB3), Tom(BB12),
Lea(BB7), Stuart(BB9), Zoe(BB15), Nick(BB16), Lauren(BB13), Orlaith(BB6), Jack/Joe(BB14), Isaac(BB10)

[MB.]

Callum Knell (BB14)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP95g3aCcAAIFi0.jpg

Ok, ok. I do appreciate that some people do like Callum and appreciated him for the hot mess that he is/was but, like… I can’t even do that, I'm sorry. There’s ironically supporting someone and then there’s just supporting Callum. I've a number of thoughts about Callum, and none of them are exactly what I'd describe as supporting. Or ironic, I hope. He just really irritated me and I can’t exactly say why. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed every time a housemate appeared on screen before Callum came along (maybe that’s why then). And when he did come along, Callum at first seemed like a vaguely normal human being.

Until he met Jackie Travers, that is.

I’ve got a very slight bias for Jackie Travers, I'm not sure if you've noticed. And when she first heard Callum’s (actually not true I don’t think?) claim that he slept with a mother and a daughter once, boy, did she not let go of that. I've erased much of it from my memory but I don't recall it particularly changing my opinion of Callum, more so strengthening my love for all things Jackie Travers and her fractured hand-induced.. ness. And from then on a rivalry was born which was made stranger by him attempting tirelessly to do her daughter all through this, and yes I’d much rather focus on this than the Callum-Dexter rivalry because neither of those two people are really any good at just generally existing as people when I think about it.

So yeah, Callum was incredibly awkward and also incredibly up for a bizarre feud or two. Like, he had his stand-out moments in his confusing relationship with Charlie Travers (“soar”, and that’s more or less the end of the list) but whilst some use that as a reason for his brilliance as a housemate, they made me want to glue my eyelids shut more than anything so? Oh, and speaking of wanting to glue one’s eyelids shut, he did done a striptease for some reason (…trust me, there was nothing there to tease). I just feel sorry for anyone who was eating during that particular moment, because it wouldn’t have stayed down long. Callum also had a nice friendship with Sam which was actually only nice if you liked either Callum or Sam, or both, or could actually even bare them as housemates. Or as people. I liked neither and therefore their friendship made me want to vomit just as much as Callum’s striptease did.

And then he started playing with knives and plotting to smother Dexter in his sleep and stuff and he was evicted over Hazel and it was glorious? God bless Dexter’s fan base (that couldn’t get Sam out at the twenty two odd opportunities they had to do so (over Dan and Sophie lol) or get behind him enough to win). As I said, I don’t have positive feelings towards either of them, but Dexter only made me want to stick my foot through the TV a couple of times a week, not every minute of the day like his foe did. Which is nice.

So that was Callum. I’m off to puke.

I'm saving Lauren and I'm assuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.

[Pete.]

David 'Yorkshire Pudding' Ramsden

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46325000/jpg/_46325777_007894834-1.jpg

Bea described David perfectly when she said 'He's like a Yorkshire pudding. Without gravy (Lisa) he's bland and lacking in taste'.

David entered BB10 as the gay bubbly man from Yorkshire filled with knowledge from the outside world so he would have known who was popular and whatnot. Instead he aligned himself with Public Enemy #1 chain smoking Lisa and with that they were wedged on their bus stop throughout the during of their stays inside the house. I think they even say out a task to smoke at the bus stop?

David is too remembered for being a hissy fit thrower and a rivalry between David and Bea soon formed. Or, more accurately, Bea taking down David with every opportunity. For example, David proceeded to have a rant about being nominated but at the same time uttering 'I'm not bothered, really I'm not bothered' to which Bea said what we were all thinking, 'That was the most bothered response to being nominated I've ever seen'.

David also chanted 'Nanu Nanu' often but the less said about that the better (even Lisa told him to shut up).

Somehow David came third. Pity vote?


I save Queen Lea from going out at such an early stage.
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pey8oUhM1qh0q1po1_500.png

[EspeonBB]

Cut Jack & Joe, Save Sunshine

---

###.
Jack & Joe Glenny (BB14)


http://i2.cdnds.net/13/34/618x427/uktv-big-brother-jack-and-joe.jpg

I don't actually HATE Jack & Joe like I hate Gerry or Siavash for example but I still find them extremely annoying. They seemed really fake throughout and their act of like bickering with each other and jumping around for the cameras seemed really rehearsed and I was not here for it. Of course the British public has no taste so they lapped it up and they were fan favourites throughout despite them grating on my last nerve. I just don't get how their whole act was funny, not only because it wasn't genuine, but because they didn't make me laugh once. Luckily they only came fourth but apparently production still loves them because they make frequent appearances on BOTS and they were on the shortlist to enter the Timewarp Bunker or whatever that was called (I mean they are better than Helen but still...)

I can't really come up with anything else tbh (I need a BB14 rewatch – really I just need to experience Gina Rio again). I will say that the twins aren't necessarily awful people like Conor or Dennis and they weren't detrimental to the series like John James or Aaron but I don't like them and I find them fake as hell, so they need to go.

Saving Sunshine <333 (why was she nominated tho :umm2:)

[Black Dagger]

Save Mario, cut Stuart

[Daniel.]

Nick Henderson

http://cdn.entertainment-focus.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/EMBARGOEDUntil10thMay2015_BB_Summer2015_Nick-4.jpg

So Nick, he had potential to me but ended up being a horrid bore who I couldnt't stand AT ALL. When everyone stanned him early on for ding nothing was awful. He was awful. Blah

Save Orlaith

[Daniel.]

Why Lea Jake :nono:

[Black Dagger]

I wanted to drag Jack and Joe. Least somebody got rid I guess.