The 'Kiss of Death' !

[LEE]

Well peachy, I'm on page 100 - all the best people are. :thumbs:

[radiohead]

101 now!!!!! :spin2:

[liliacqueen]

so wot:elephant::elephant::elephant::devil:

[BusyBee]

Another 100 + party due to tonight I think.
:thumbs::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

[Boris]

I'll make the 'dip' if someone else will bring the beer ! A barrel of cider wouldn't go amiss either. Anyone else think of something to make a party go with a swing?


:dazzler:PARTY TIME:dazzler:PARTY TIME:dazzler:PARTY TIME:dazzler:
:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazz ler::dazzler:

:xyxwave:All leave cancelled attendance at the Party is compulsory :xyxwave:

[Sticks]

I'll get the Aspro Clear, the rennies, Asprin, Nurofen

Black Coffee

etc

[Boris]

Is that for

before, during , or after ?

Hee, hee, hee !

And LOL!

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:love::love::love::love::love:
:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
BTW has Captain Kas gone AWOL ?
Bonjour, mes amies! Comment allez vous? :wavey:

I've been to France
I've been to Spain
And now I'm back at home again!!

Congratulations, my trusty troops - you've done a sterling job during my absence on foreign duties. I'm proud of you all. :thumbs:

And what a moment to come back - we've passed the magic 100 pages on my computer . . . . . . so it's officially another party time!!! Just as well I brought back a few bottles of duty free 'lemonade', isn't it - help yourself, everyone. :laugh:

http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/cocktails-confetti.gif http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/cocktails-confetti.gif http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/cocktails-confetti.gif

[rachb]

Good to have you back where you belong Captain kaz!!
http://www.platuglen.dk/Ord-2/Welcome%20Back.gif
:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:: wavey::wavey::wavey:

[Boris]

Oh my Gallant Captain !

You've been to France,
You've been to Spain,
How glad am I
You are here again !

And there wa s I thinking you had 'Deserted' !

HOW COULD I ..................so sorry !


If yo look back you will see I was on the point of 'deserting' myself but the danger is now past , I am in SAFE hands again .


:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

And just in time for the party. Thanks for the 'pop' !
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

Good Evening x x x

[Kaz]

Evening all. :wavey:

Posted by Boris
I am in SAFE hands again.

You certainly are, Boris. :thumbs:

I'm back rested, refreshed and raring to continue my mission. I WILL not fail! :laugh:

CHEERS! http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/Margarita_2.gif

[Romantic Old Bird]

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
Cos kaz is back from foreign climes in time for the resulting!:hello:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well, amigo's - the end is nigh. Of BB4 anyway!

What shall we all do?

I believe the preliminaries of Fame Academy start next Saturday, so all is not lost.

I beleive it is our duty to keep watch here on behalf of the nation.

It is a bit lonely here though.....

Is anybody there?
http://www.hants.gov.uk/cats/Seance.jpg

A woman goes to a seance.

"Is there anybody there?" asks the medium, and a small voice replies
"Yes."

"Is that you, Bert?" asks the woman.

"Yes," he replies.

"Are you alright?"

"Lovely!" the voice replies.

"What's it like where you are?" asks the wife.

"It's great," he replies, "today I went swimming and did a bit of
fishing."

"Oh," said his widow, "you never did any of that while you were
alive."

"No," the voice says, "well, I'm a duck now."

[Boris]

Quack , quack, quack !!!


Nice one Rob....:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Stu xxx]

very funny xxx

[Boris]

Evening stuxxx:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Evening all - how are you doing?

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

Evening....:shocked: It's morning now !

Morning shift VERY lax today; and me?

I've done the ironing,
Scrubbed the floor,
I'm not hanging around
To do ANY more !
Just swimming with Peachy this pm.Well a girl (even 2) HAS TO KEEP IN TRIM one way or another.

Not on the beach like you Stu dear I'm afraid just the local leisure centre !!!!:spin2:


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
Come on everyone
WHERE ARE YOU ALL ?

[Kaz]

Here I am anyway, Boris! :wavey:

Hope you and Peachy enjoy your swim this afternoon . . . . spare a thought for little old me stuck in a stifling hot office all day. :bawling:

It's a tough life being on a mission, you know.

:xyxwave:

[Mark]

Welcome back Kaz! :thumbs:

Nice to have you around again - did you have a nice break?

Lots of BB gossip to catch up on!!

- Mark

[Kaz]

Thanks, Mark - it's good to be back. :thumbs:

I had a fantastic break - four countries in three weeks, and every kind of weather imaginable . . . . ranging from glorious sunny days in the 40s to a thunderstorm with hailstones the size of marbles! :shocked: Honest!!!!

But now I'm back where I belong - at the end of this thread. :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

SOOOO pleased you are back where you belong Captain dear...and yes , thank you for asking , Peachy and I did enjoy our swim this afternoon. In just a few short weeks we will be back to our former elegant selves........NOT! It will take a few loooooong years before that happens I fear !

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

Hello Kazzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice to have you back honey xxxxxx

[Kaz]

Cheers, Stu. :thumbs:

Not too sure I'm very keen on 'Kazzie' though . . . . makes me sound like a public convenience!! :shocked:

Kaz will do fine, thank you very much. :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Great to have you back Kaz - we've missed you.

Only problem with coming back from holiday is the pile of work you find on your desk when you get back to the day to day toil.:shocked::shocked:

And also all the washing and ironing of your holiday clothes.

:hugesmile::hugesmile:

But it is worth it - bet you a few weeks in the sun made a new woman of you - relaxed and full of the joys of spring.:thumbs::thumbs:

[Boris]

Not too sure I'm very keen on 'Kazzie' though . . . . makes me sound like a public convenience!!


Sorry Captain......but at the back of my 'wicked mind' you will forever be KAZZIE !


Altogether now....hold noses. pull chain and slooosh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

You have been wildly posting since the Captain has been back Boris :xyxwave:

Trying to catch the troops out in front of the boss?? :hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Afternoon, troops. :wavey:

Thanks, BusyBee . . . . and yes, the pile of work I'm facing at the moment is horrendous! :bawling:

Boris . . . . . . . it's KAZ, OK? :nono: (Stu - you've got a lot to answer for!!) :laugh:

Sara . . . . . Boris may be posting to try and catch us out, but with trusty people like yourself on constant look-out, I'm sure this thread will remain in safe hands. :thumbs:

Carry on, everyone. :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

We shall have to have extra guard duties allocated to watch out for that Boris now she has time on her hands.

But we shall not be seen to be wanting.

Kaz - dont worry only another year to your next summer holiday.:joker::joker:

[Boris]

We shall have to have extra guard duties allocated to watch out for that Boris now she has time on her hands.


Who said I have time on my hands.....?

It's a wicked lie.

I am BUSY all the time .

First I had to scrub the house - it hasn't been done since last holidays.....
Then of course there was the ironing .....well I do as little of that as I possibly can......
Then I had to prepare for visitors for lunch tomorrow...
It goes on and on in fact whe do I ever have time to go to work ?
Time on my hands ..........................

NEVER :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Oh Boris please accept my humble apologies.

From your description its true A Woman's Work is Never Done.

A little leisure time has to be found though cos we dont want you fading away through hard work. A little relaxation in the garden should be the ticket.

:flower::flower::flower:

[Boris]

Oh Boris please accept my humble apologies.


I should think so !


Yes a little R+R in the garden would not go amiss. I'll tel you when I manage to find time to fit it in !

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

Evening Boris trying to catch all out again while BB is on :laugh:

[Boris]

Everyone AOL ?


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

. . . . . . or even AWOL, Boris? :laugh:

:wavey:

Your Captain is always here to defend this thread. Troops a bit thin on the ground just now, but I WILL do my duty.

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Reporting for duty having been fed and watered and loaded the dish washer.

Bright eyed and bushy tailed, standing to attention with eyes peeled for that Boris.

:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

. . . . . . or even AWOL, Boris?


Oooooops !!!!!!!!!!!!:shocked:

:xyxwave:

[LEE]

Evening all :hugesmile:

[Stu xxx]

Not too sure I'm very keen on 'Kazzie' though . . . . makes me sound like a public convenience!!


Sorry Kaz honey I always tend to put "ie's" on the end of some peoples names xxxxx

[Kaz]

Apology accepted, Stu. :love:

'ie' may suit some names, but it certainly does mine no favours! :laugh:

By the way, anyone seen my two supposedly trusty Sergeants Amy and Rachb on this thread recently? I sincerely hope they haven't been poached by the RAF or Navy! :shocked:

:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

I'm sure they haven't honey xxxx

[rachb]

Hi Captain I'm here just having a bit of a rest thought you wouldn't notice:bawling::blush::blush:oops caught red handed:blush::blush:

[Kaz]

Sergeant Rachb! Good to see you again - hope all's well. :thumbs:

See - I knew I could rely on at least one of my trusty Sergeants. Now I just need to find Amy, although I suspect that she could well be on 'Dermot Watch' duties just now! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

I think Amy is on another mission right now captain,she has to keep watch on Mr O'leary at the moment you never know when a certain ROB might sneak up and touch him again:laugh::laugh:

[Janette]

I think ROB will be trying very hard tomorrow evening to get her hands on Mr O'Leary!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lucky lady!

:thumbs:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
Now I just need to find Amy, although I suspect that she could well be on 'Dermot Watch' duties just now! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

Your absolutely right Captain i am on Dermot watch even more so today as a certain lady will be near my husband tonight and last year he TOUCHED her hand http://www.kurts-smilies.de/handkuss.gif So i need to keep an eye on Mr O Leary today :laugh:
Fear not though Boris watch is still part of my mission for you Captain :thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Now look Amy I can offer you a substitute Mr O'Leary for a very small fee if that Dermot is feckless enough to be unfaithful to you. 6ft-2in, dark hair, blue eyes and 24.

We shall have to be alert tonight cos Boris will be trying to catch us out whilst we are watching the big event ie. TIBBer watching on BB.

[Boris]

Hello everyone.
After all the excitement, I think an early night is called for....trouble is it is a bit late for that !


Morning shift will be expected on time as usual ....





No excuses will be accepted !

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Sticks]

And ????

[Boris]

You can take the 'night Shift ' sticks for

INSUBORDINATION !!!!!!



So there !!!!!!:shocked:


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

watcha Boris x

[Amy]

Originally posted by Boris
Hello everyone.
After all the excitement, I think an early night is called for....trouble is it is a bit late for that !


Morning shift will be expected on time as usual ....





No excuses will be accepted !

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

OK Boris i'll be up bright and early for work :bawling::bawling: but will be on here as soon as i can hoping to leave early tomorrow :thumbs::hello::thumbs: or not go in at all (wishful thinking)

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
You can take the 'night Shift ' sticks for

INSUBORDINATION !!!!!!



You forget, I am not in the Army

We airforce chappies are always a bit maverick

So neahhhhh

[rachb]

right back on full duty now:thumbs::thumbs:

[Kaz]

Evening all! :wavey:

Sticks - How Rude!!!!!

As Captain of this mission, I cannot permit you to speak to Boris in this manner. I will be having words with your superiors about this unless an apology is immediately forthcoming.

................... I'm waiting! .......................... :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

You have obviously not met my superiors then:laugh::devil:


http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/dawn_patrol_tn.jpg

Must fly

[Kaz]

Oh yes I have, Sticks . . . . . . . :devil:

Be afraid . . . . . . . . . . be very afraid . . . . . . .

:spin2:

[Amy]

If it's all right with you captain i'd like to take up where i left before BB started :conf: I'm fully available to protect Boris again captain http://www.kurts-smilies.de/anbet3.gif

[splodge0]

Ok, Stand by your beds. The Admiralty is here.

Has anyone forgotten the the Navy IS the SENIOR SERVICE!:colour:

[Kaz]

Good evening, Admiral Splodge!

SO pleased that you've sailed by to visit this thread tonight. :thumbs:

Sergeant Amy - of course you're welcomed back wth open arms to full 'Boriswatch' duties . . . . I fully understood you reasons for your extended period of leave - and your occasional ad-hoc shifts on this thread, out of the goodness of your heart, were much appreciated. :love:

The TiBB Barmy Army WILL prevail!

:xyxwave:

[Amy]

YAY i'm back on duty and ready for Boris watch folks :thumbs: BEWARE :laugh::laugh: How i've missed this thread :colour: :bouncy: :colour:

[Kaz]

Welcome back, Sergeant Amy. :love:

I've got my trusty Sergeants
And the Admiral's here too
Isn't it just fantastic, dear Boris
That we're all here to protect little you!

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Afternoon all - glad to see we are nearly up to full strength again with our Boris watch. She thought she was going to beat us but NO CHANCE.

BTW its raining again - shame

[Boris]

Ok, Stand by your beds. The Admiralty is here.


I'm standing , I'm standing....a little late it is true even for a Saturday morning; but it has been a VERY busy and VERY late night:shocked:


How wonderful that the TiBB Barmy Army is back with all services fully functional. Enough even to keep that Sticks under control.

Here you are again,
Happy as can be,
Looking out for Boris,
Wherever she may be !!

:xyxwave:

My brave souls one and all :love:

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

Time to save Boris again from the last post :thumbs: Afternoon Boris :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Afternoon Mrs. O'Leary.

Got a bit of time off now for good behaviour have you ?.....nice to see you.:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Boris
nice to see you.:xyxwave:

Nice to see you to Boris :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Have we all recovered from the excitement of last night ie. TIBB banner watching.

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
How wonderful that the TiBB Barmy Army is back with all services fully functional. Enough even to keep that Sticks under control.



http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/gr7_yellow_tn.jpg

We hot shot pilots are usually a law unto ourselves.

Did you not watch our training film Top Gun :joker::laugh:

[Boris]

We hot shot pilots are usually a law unto ourselves.


dont we know it Sticks, don't we know it !:joker:

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

Keeping us busy today Boris :thumbs: Loving your work :xyxwave:

[Boris]

:laugh:Moi ?:laugh:

[Amy]

Yes you :laugh:

[Boris]

AS IF !!!!!!



:xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave::laugh::x yxwave::laugh::xyxwave:

[rachb]

wohoo:wavey:Boris:wavey::xyxwave:

[Boris]

A quiet Sunday I see. The Troops must all be takinga little R+R.

I suppose I shouldn't grumble , It was very hard for them all while the good Captain was on leave. But just you wait...come Monday...........


No Excuses..........ATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION !



LOL :xyxwave:LOL:xyxwave:LOL:xyxwave:LOL:xyxwave:LOL:x yxwave:LOL:xyxwave:LOL

[Sticks]

Sorry did someone say something


http://www.raf.mod.uk/downloads/g_images/typhoon15_t.jpg

Kind of busy right now so this can only be a flying visit :joker:

[Boris]

Hmmmmph !!!!


:shocked::conf::shocked::conf::shocked::conf::shoc ked:


Looks like it'sjust you and me keeping this going now Sticks !

Who would have thought it !!!!!:laugh:


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[dustmite]

Oooocch Noooo!

Muhaha.

Biscuit anyone?

[BusyBee]

A piece of cake and a nice cup of tea I think dustmite :thumbs::joker:

[Boris]

Make mine a coffee please.......white , no sugar.:xyxwave:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:If your making one can I have one aswell:xyxwave::xyxwave:should be at work watching this thread but don't mind taking a break:laugh:

[Boris]

Always coffee time at my house.....an extra one is always welcome.

Pass the biscuits please.:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

I'm into decaffinated coffee at the moment. Do you want me to bring my own jar with me?

[Boris]

No my dear , I drink the very same stuff myself !I have to take my jar when I visit my sister. You would think she would get some in for her only sister wouldn't you !!!!


Attention all - Coffee pot empty now :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Evening Boris nearly missed you then :shocked: :wavey:

[Boris]

:nono::laugh:

[BusyBee]

Evening all - reporting for duty. Flask of decaff coffee at the ready plus supply of snacks to keep me going. Stressful day reading the Heat article.:blush::blush:

[Sticks]

What we do to relieve the stress, is go on a few sortes to take a few potshots at the enemy

http://www.af.mil/media/photodb/thumbnails/thumb_030610-F-7709A-002.jpg

Nothing beats firing off 500 rounds / minute on the live firing range

[Kaz]

Evening troops! :wavey:

Apologies for my absence (again!!) - been away visiting relatives without a PC. :bawling:

Glad to see that all is well
and that Boris hasn't slipped past
You've defended this thread so well
And now, yet again - I am last! :laugh:

Carry on, everyone. :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Welcome back Captain! :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Thank you, Amy. :love:

Back in my rightful place.

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

are you sure Captain???:laugh::laugh:
its not at the end anymore

[Kaz]

Evening, rachb. :wavey:

That's better . . . . . home again. :laugh:

[rachb]

:wavey::wavey:evening Kaz:wavey::wavey:

[Boris]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:
Apologies for my absence (again!!) - been away visiting relatives without a PC


Whaaaaaat :conf:


I was under attack :shocked:


A good job the 'few' stayed and protected me !:shocked:


Here you are again,
Happy as can be,
Keeping an eye on Boris....
Wherever she may be !!!!( think we have used this one before ! Hmmmm ! )



:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[rachb]

:wavey::wavey:Hello Boris:wavey::wavey:
I think its just the two of us again tonight:wavey:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

You under attack? :shocked: NEVER! :thumbs:

Not even during my unfortunate absence, because the trusty TiBB Barmy Army are always ready and alert to come to your rescue. :hello:

So don't be afraid
You can rest in your bed
And be sure that your name
Won't be last on this thread.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Ooooh Kaz , almost a whole day and you were there to keep me safe with NO help at all ! Wonder if you will manage it today ......Mmmmmmm!


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[rachb]

No I'm here Boris:wavey::wavey::wavey:

[LEE]

Me too :hugesmile:

[Romantic Old Bird]

And lurking in the background like the threat of holiday diarrheoa (you're pretty sure it's gone, but it can strike at any moment) ...........RSM ROB!:nono:

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
Wonder if you will manage it today ......
Of course I will, Boris! :wavey:

With the assistance of my trusty troops, of course. :thumbs:

:xyxwave: My favourite place! :xyxwave:

[Boris]

:xyxwave::love::xyxwave:

Well done Captain !!:xyxwave:

[rachb]

ooh caught you again Boris:wavey::wavey:

[Kaz]

Well spotted, rachb. :thumbs:

Evening, Boris! :wavey: :love:

Safe and sound
our Boris will stay
Thanks to the troops
led by Captain K! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Oh Captain 'K',
You are a star,
When I am here
You are not far.....behind me !
:xyxwave:

[LEE]

I'm here too Boris :thumbs:

[Kaz]

You are not far.....behind me !


Never a truer word spoken, Boris.

:xyxwave: :laugh: :xyxwave:

[Boris]

And now we have that 'trooper' Lee,
She says she's watching out for me ....well done !:xyxwave:

[LEE]

Always here when you need me Boris :thumbs:

[Kaz]

The troops are on form tonight! :thumbs:

Boris WILL be safe tonight
It's very plain to see
So who is last now on this thread?
Oh, look . . . . . . it's little ME! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[LEE]

Not for much longer :laugh:

[Kaz]

Did somebody say something?

:laugh:

[LEE]

Not me

[Kaz]

That's OK then! :spin2:


Carry on, troops. :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im Back:laugh:
Ready to defend Boris
:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[kaphc]

Have you been on holiday BigSister?

We've missed you! :dance:

[Boris]

Don't know about Big Sister, Kaphc, but I am going next Saturday.


Hope the sun shines for at least part of the time!

Don't tell sticks he will put the flags out !

[LEE]

Ooh does that mean we can have a week off from guarding this thread. :hugesmile:

Sounds like a holiday for all of us :thumbs:

[BigSister]

Morning troops:thumbs:

[Boris]

Sounds like a holiday for all of us


Anyone would think that your main reason for living is NOT guarding this thread LEE !!! Hummmph !

I don't know what to think.

:conf:

The 'Barmy Army' is revolting,
They WANT me to go away,
They are siding with Sticks,
He put them up to these tricks,
They don't want to be here every day.:shocked:

The days of this thread are now numbered,
For when I am far and away,
Kaz will post at the end,
For reinforcements will send,
And they'll lock us all out on that day !


:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxw ave:

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling:

[Kaz]

Kaz will post at the end,
For reinforcements will send,
And they'll lock us all out on that day !
NEVER!!!

As if I would even dream of doing such a thing. :shocked:

Lance Corporal LEE may be looking for an easy life while you're away, Boris . . . . . but I and the rest of the troops WILL not let you down. :love:

So worry not, my dear Boris
Push all such thoughts from your head
For as long as I'm here on this forum
This thread will never be dead. :thumbs:

:xyxwave: :love: :xyxwave: :love: :xyxwave:

[Boris]

The weight on my heart has now lightened,
I know I'll be safe in your hands,
From the thing that I dread ,
To be 'locked' from this thread,
I will, no longer, be frightened !


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:-aN36j9SWk0C:www.poster.net/haring-keith/haring-keith-heart-of-figures-2100778.jpg

[Kaz]

Glad to hear it, Boris. :thumbs:

:xyxwave: :wavey: :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

I also will be here too Boris:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Welcome back from your holiday, BigSister. :wavey:

Glad to hear you're back on duty. Keep up the good work.

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Thank you Kaz
I will always be here ready and waiting for Boris:thumbs:

[Boris]

Been a quiet day around here; not so at MY house!
:xhttp://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nqyK7_Je65AC:www.uct.ac.za/depts/stats/adu/image/ew16.jpg


::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[rachb]

ooh looks like a party to me Boris just what I like:colour::colour::dazzler::dazzler::colour::col our:

[BigSister]

I like parties too
:dance:

[Kaz]

Evening Boris. :wavey:

Looks like you had a far more enjoyable day than I did . . . . stuck in the office dealing with a mountain of paperwork. :bawling:

Still, I'm not jealous . . . . . MUCH!! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

I am not really a party animal

I obey the one rule of office parties, "Find an excuse to be elsewhere"

People let their hair down a little too much and do things they regret :blush:

anyway I thought Boris was going to be away :conf:

When is that ?

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris on 2/8/03
I am going next Saturday.
So, if my calculations are correct, then Boris will be going on holiday on 9th August, Sticks.

Until then. . . . . . . . . it's all hands on deck! :xyxwave:

And even while she's away we'll need to keep a vigil on this thread - you never know, she might pop into an Internet Cafe at any time! :shocked:

[Sticks]

Surely we need not post unless Boris does make an appearence. Then all we have to do is start lots of new threads and this one will disappear off the Topic Activity list.

Then the thread will be long lost in the mists of time :devil::hugesmile::thumbs:

[Kaz]

As long as mine is the last post on the thread when that happens, Sticks!

And it WILL! (When is another matter entirely!!!) :spin:

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Now its not:hugesmile:

[Kaz]

. . . . . and now it IS again! :laugh:

I WILL be last on this thread!

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Oh no you will not - it shall me ME

[Kaz]

Morning, everyone. :wavey:

Sorry, BusyBee - but it's my mission . . . . . my destiny . . . . my very reason for existing . . . . . to be the last to post on this thread.

I WILL not fail!

:xyxwave:

[LEE]

I for one am sure you will succeed Kaz, and I'll always be here - right behind you - to congratulate you :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Thank you, LEE. :wavey:

Your support is very much appreciated.


:xyxwave: :laugh: :xyxwave:

[LEE]

No problem Kaz, you know you can rely on me. :thumbs:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops
How are we all this bright and sunny day (well it is for me:laugh:)

[Boris]

No Sun here Big Sister. Been overcast and close since this morning.

Seems very quiet here this evening ......



Come on you 'orrible lot , let's be 'avin' you !!!




:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[LEE]

It's been beautiful here all day. Lovely sunny and hot, not a cloud in the sky :thumbs:

[Kaz]

We've had a bit of both up here!

Mainly overcast, but with the odd bit of sunshine here and there - definitely NOT the heatwave they've been predicting! :bawling:

Never mind - means I can spend more time here guarding this thread, doesn't it!

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Morning troops:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Evening all - weather here cloudy and breezy this morning, but warmed up nicely this afternoon.

Think I might spend an hour or two sitting on the patio contemplating the meaning of life.:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Another disappointing day up here, I'm afraid - warm but overcast. :thumbs:

OH is a hundred or so miles further north on business tonight, and says it's roasting hot and not a cloud in sight there - NOT FAIR! :laugh:

No sign of Boris so far today . . . . . . . keep alert, everyone!

:xyxwave:

[LEE]

Well we certainly haven't had any clouds here, it's been clear and an absolutely scorching 35c - which apparently is 95F :shocked:

I love it :thumbs:

[Boris]

:xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave::laugh:


If only you knew.......

But I am not going to tell you:blush:


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Hi Boris:wavey:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

If only you knew.......

What? :laugh:



:xyxwave:

[Boris]

:blush:It will go with me to the grave my dear Captain:blush:


Surfice to say that I wept tears of humiliation at my own stupidity. You will have to wait untill my autobiography comes out to read about it.....either that or ask Peachy ! I am sure she will enjoy spilling the beans:blush:

Change of subject - If in doubt the British talk about the weather...The weather is warm and breezy, totally overcast and not a sign if the sun. What did I tell you all. The sun would have gone by the time I went on my hols. BTWKaz, still sporting a healthy tan?

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[rachb]

ooh Boris I see you are checking out the day shift aswell:shocked:
good job I popped in :wavey::wavey:

[LEE]

The weather is warm and breezy, totally overcast and not a sign if the sun.
erm.......NO!!!!

It may not be quite as baking as yesterday but it is definitely NOT overcast and there are NO clouds in the sky. Its another beautiful day down here. :thumbs:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:thumbs:

[Kaz]

Evening, all. :wavey:
Posted by Boris
.....either that or ask Peachy ! I am sure she will enjoy spilling the beans
I may well do that, Boris! :laugh:

BTWKaz, still sporting a healthy tan?
Not quite as brown as I was, but still a vast improvement on the horrible pasty white I was before I went on holiday! Today was a glorious day up our way . . . . . unfortunately I was stuck in my office most of the time. :bawling:

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Just checking !!!!!:laugh:


Everyone in bed and asleep ?



Well then....Wakey , wakey !!!!!! LOL !


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

You're late on here Boris :xyxwave:

Lucky that I decided to pop in and quickly check on this thread :thumbs:

Night Night, sleep tight :hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Ooooh! :shocked: :shocked:

Very sneaky, Boris. :nono: :laugh:

Thank goodness Sara was doing the graveyard shift last night . . . . . . . thanks, Sara! :love:

Looks like we'll definitely have to be on our toes today, troops - keep those eyes peeled.

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

Originally posted by Kaz
keep those eyes peeled.



Just like a bunch of bananas we are!

[BigSister]

Yes we will have to keep our eyes and ears open:laugh:

[Sticks]

Why

In the cosmological scheme of things, with so much war, famine, death desease misery and Fame Acadamey 2

Does it matter if Boris is the last poster ?

[BigSister]

It does matter Sticks
Because we have to save Boris from being the last poster:laugh:

[LEE]

It probably doesn't matter at all Sticks, but its fun lol :laugh:

[Boris]

In the cosmological scheme of things, with so much war, famine, death desease misery and Fame Acadamey 2

You are NOT a fan of 'Fame Academy 2 then Sticks ? That's something else we disagree on :laugh:

Never mind , You now have a WHOLE WEEK without me to irritate and annoy you .......like LEE said a while ago " A hoiday for you all".......or words to that effect.

I'm going off to Norfolk,
It's a long, long way away,
We're setting off quite early,
It will pro'bly take all day.
I hope we get some sunshine,
I hope we eat ice cream,
I hope the traffics not too bad,
On roads along the way.

We're going on a boat ,
To see the seals a swimming,
They pop their heads up now and then,
And see us all a grinning.

We'll look around the 'chandler's shop',
To see what we can see,
And maybe buy a hat for you ,
And another one for me.

We'll see the ships a sailing,
Up and down the creek,
But don't despair,
Or tear your hair,
We'll be back in a week !

Au revoir mes amies.........I'll be baaaaaack !


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:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:xyxwave:

[Amy]

SAVE BORIS!!!!!!

She cannot be the last poster :thumbs:

[BigSister]

No she cannot Amy:nono:

And have a great holiday Boris:thumbs:

[LEE]

Have a great holiday Boris :thumbs:

[Amy]

Have a great holiday Boris :wavey:

[LEE]

Ooh, there's an echo in here :laugh:

Hi Amy :wavey:

[Amy]

Originally posted by LEE
Ooh, there's an echo in here :laugh:

Hi Amy :wavey:

Hi LEE :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Boris]

Mr. Sir Echo how do you do ?

Hello ..hello,
Hello ..hello !

:xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Hello...Hello
Hello...Hello :laugh:

Happy Holidays Boris :hugesmile:

[Amy]

Hello Boris back again i see :xyxwave:

SAVE OUR BORIS!!!!

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

ooh close one Amy
Well done:hugesmile:

[Amy]

Originally posted by BigSister
ooh close one Amy
Well done:hugesmile:

Yes but oh sooooooooooo far :bawling:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
Mr. Sir Echo how do you do ?

Hello ..hello,
Hello ..hello !


The question is how do you get an echo in an anechoic chamber :conf:

[Kaz]

:dance: :elephant: Have a lovely holiday, Boris. :elephant: :dance:

Although you're going on holiday
I'm sure the troops will strive
To post as usual on this thread
And keep it very much alive

So when you come back from your break
And this thread you check, you'll see
That as I promised so long ago,
The last poster WILL be ME!

:xyxwave: :xyxwave: :xyxwave: Bon Voyage! :xyxwave: :xyxwave: :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
The last poster WILL be ME


That's what you think Kaz :hugesmile: :laugh:

[BigSister]

No you are not now:laugh:

[Sticks]

Does it really matter ?

[Amy]

Originally posted by Sticks
Does it really matter ?

Yes :spin:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Amy
[Yes :spin:

Why ?

[Kaz]

Why not, Sticks? :laugh:

If it matters to me, then that's all that matters! :spin2:

Posted by Amy
That's what you think Kaz . . .
Oh, I don't think Amy . . . . . . . . I know!!!!! :laugh:

[BigSister]

Yes but you are not Kaz:laugh:

I am !

[Kaz]

. . . . . . . . . but not for long, BigSister! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

But what is the point of being the last poster ?

btw has Boris gone on holiday yet ?

[Kaz]

There's no point to being the last poster, Sticks . . . . . . . .

it's just great fun trying! :colour:

As far as I know, Boris IS on holiday now - but you just NEVER know for sure!!!!! :shocked:

:xyxwave:

[LEE]

I wouldn't put it past her to try and find an internet cafe to catch us napping. :shocked:

[BigSister]

Its fun isnt it:spin2:

Now im the last poster:thumbs:

[Kaz]

Although Boris says she's gone away
We just can't afford to nap
For it may just be a great big con
Ans we'll fall into her trap!

So keep on guard, my trusty troops
In case she might catch us out
My post WILL be last when she does return
Of that there can be do doubt.

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Kaz you may think that you're the last
But that post now lies in the past
I'm here to do my sentry duty
Whilst caring for my great niece, now she's a cutie

We cant trust that Boris lass
We'll have to watch her en masse
She'll try some way to catch us out
She'll pop in when there's no-one about.

[BigSister]

No you are not now
I am the last poster

[Kaz]

She'll try some way to catch us out
She'll pop in when there's no-one about.
I'm sure she will if humanly possible, BusyBee . . . . . . that's why we have to watch over this thread day and night.

For even though our Boris may not show
There's always the fear - you just never know!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Ecclesiastes 1:2

[Maggie]

Is this late enough to keep watch ? :sleep:

[BigSister]

Thanks for keeping watch Maggie

[Kaz]

Yes, many thanks Maggie for taking the graveyard shift last night. :love:

Come on, troops - let's have some activity on this thread! We don't want Boris coming back from her holiday and thinking that we've all been slacking in her absence, do we?

Pull your socks up, everyone!!!!!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

But I am not wearing socks :conf:

[Sticks]

see ? :laugh:

[Kaz]

Thank you for that, Sticks . . . . . . . . I think!!!!!! :shocked: :shocked: :laugh:

OK, then - let me re-phrase my last statement:

'Let's see some action on this thread, you 'orrible lot!!!'

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im here Captain Kaz

[James]

Originally posted by Sticks
see ? :laugh:

There's something you don't see every day on a forum.

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:wavey:

[Kaz]

Evening all. :wavey:

I'm scared to say anything like 'shake a leg, everyone' in case Sticks posts up a picture of that part of his body!!! :laugh:

I'll just content myself with settling down at the end of this thread instead. :thumbs:

[Sticks]

Ah yes

Sheik O leygue

quite a bit of a character, easy going when you got to know him.

Always there to lend a cammel

[Kaz]

:laugh: :spin2: :laugh:

Have you heard of his cousin, Sticks . . . . . . Sheik Rhattellanrohl?

:xyxwave:


(Sorry about the bad joke, but it's as good an excuse as any to make the last post on this thread!! :laugh:)

[BigSister]

Evening troops:thumbs:

[Kaz]

Evening, BigSister. :wavey:

Blimey - was that a record? Almost two whole days 'all on my own' at the end of this thread? :shocked: :laugh:

I'm starting to think that it's going to be a lot easier than I thought to make the last post. Have you all given up and admitted defeat? :spin:

I don't mind!!! :xyxwave:

[rachb]

erm no Captain we couldn't do that:laugh::laugh:

[BigSister]

Im here now:wavey:

[Kaz]

Evening, all. :wavey:

Now I'm here
at the end of this thread
I think it's safe
for me to go to bed! :laugh:

Watch out though, troops - I have a feeling that Boris might be back from her holiday tomorrow, and could appear at any time!!

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

She might do
But I am always here:hugesmile:

[Romantic Old Bird]

RSM ROB is still lurking too. Relaxing back at the barracks, and guess what?

I'm going commando too!

(In the foot department:blush:)

[bbceleb1]

Hi all

we must be desperate i mean feet :shocked: :laugh:

[BigSister]

Im always here too

[Boris]

Well done my brave and faithful troops !

I was expecting to have to search the threads to find my precious 'Kiss'......but NO.

You have kept it alive and well and even Sticks has helped by putting his foot in it !

Well done that man there !
http://pbskids.org/lions/words/images/feet.gif


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

Best foot forward everyone !

[BigSister]

Hi Boris:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Hello Big sister:xyxwave:

I'm back from my hols,
I had a good time,
I walked and I walked ,
Soon my feet will be fine,
I ate the odd ice cream,
I paddled my toes
Typical seaside ,
Which everone knows!
This time for a change,
The rain did not fall,
But, I'm glad to be back,
SO, hello one and all !

http://www.lslowry.com/images/seaside.jpg

[BigSister]

Welcome back Boris
Glad to see that you had a great holiday:thumbs:

[Kaz]

:wavey: :hello: :wavey: Hi, Boris!!! :wavey: :hello: :wavey:

Welcome back! :xyxwave: :love: :xyxwave:

I'm so glad to hear
You've had a great time
You've relaxed and unwound
And the weather was fine

But while you were gone
We were steadfast and true
And defended this thread
Just for you . . . . . . only you! :thumbs:

Your Captain salutes you! :xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by Boris
Hello Big sister:xyxwave:

I'm back from my hols,
I had a good time,
I walked and I walked ,
Soon my feet will be fine,
I ate the odd ice cream,
I paddled my toes
Typical seaside ,
Which everone knows!
This time for a change,
The rain did not fall,
But, I'm glad to be back,
SO, hello one and all !

http://www.lslowry.com/images/seaside.jpg


I'm not going there, wherever it is - everyone is so thin:shocked:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Afternoon, all! :wavey:

All quiet on the Boris front . . . . . she must be unpacking and catching up on her post-holiday washing!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Quick, hide the threads so she can not find it :shocked:

[Boris]

I'm not going there, wherever it is - everyone is so thin


It's a wicked lie !!!!:shocked:


I was there so that proves it.

I think the photographer used a 'fancy' lense.They get up to all sorts these 'artistic' types .

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

Just as well I popped by to check on this thread, isn't it!

All's well now. You're safe, and I'm where I belong.

:xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

As this is the Kiss thread

Kiss with the make up..
http://www.kissonline.com/archives/photos/03/0802tease/image/mvc00394.jpg

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Evening all sorry to have been absent without leave but OH had am emergency hospital stay and I have been sick visiting.

He is now home and recuperating. Making the most of all the attention he is getting. So I am playing the dutiful wife, trouble is he will get to like being waited on.

Anyway he is on the mend so I can report for evening duty once again.

[sweetlittlesara]

Sorry, I have been neglecting my duty as well :bawling:, but i did get to see these guys!


http://www.ideal.es/indyrock/imagenes/redhotchilipepers02-2.jpg

:hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Evening everyone. :wavey:

Sorry to hear about your OH, BusyBee - hopefully he's well on the road to recovery now. I'm sure a little bit of TLC will work wonders!

Sara, I presume that's the RHCPs! :laugh: Don't worry, Boris was away on holiday last week, but she's back now so I'm glad you've reported back for duty . . . . . we need all hands on deck again!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
we need all hands on deck again!


That will be a bit awkward and hard on the spine if we have to go around on all fours, so we have all hands on deck. Would it not be a better idea if we just stood normally ? :conf:

[kaphc]

Sara, I'm presuming you were at the V festival at Chelmsford - hope you had a great time!!

[sweetlittlesara]

I was actually at the one in Staffordshire, and it was amazing!!! I am now having post festival blues :bawling:

[Kaz]

Good morning, troops! :wavey:

Hope you're all bright and refreshed
And ready to carry on the mission
In case you've forgotten its purpose
It's to keep Boris from last position!

Carry on, everyone.

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

http://www.platuglen.dk/Sjove-seatninger-3/Goodmorning.gif

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Evening all. Just fed and watered OH and given his medication so can do my Boris duty whilst he watches some football match or the other that he recorded.

They talk about kids when they are ill, but OH is the worst. Still BHLCS he suffers in silence (well almost) and 'running up and down stairs' is doing wonders for my exercise regime.

[Boris]

Well Busy Bee i would consider handing him a tin and a tinopener....
You indersand this is a 'do as I say not as I do ' situation !!!:laugh:

[rachb]

Boris:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wa vey::wavey::wavey::wavey:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris! :wavey:

Well done, Sergeant Rachb - glad to see you're still committed to this mission. :thumbs:

Where's Sergeant Amy? Don't remember approving a leave slip for her recently! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Where's Sergeant Amy? Don't remember approving a leave slip for her recently! :laugh:


Sorry but that is on a need to know basis. I can not say anything further :nono:

[Boris]

Sorry but that is on a need to know basis. I can not say anything further


Well Sticks, I am afraid I need to know everything.......so come on now.....



GIVE !


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[rachb]

Morning Boris:wavey::wavey:
Sticks I hope you haven't got Amy working for you now we need her here:bawling::bawling:and she doesn't want to be your prophet of doom assistant:nono:so give her back:shocked:

[BigSister]

Morning everyone:xyxwave: