The 'Kiss of Death' !

[Kaz]

Don't worry, Boris - he will be dealt with firmly but fairly, and an appropriate punishment task allocated.

Hmmmmm . . . . . . . what about if I took away his :colour: smilie for 24 hours?????

:devil:

[splodge0]

Yep! Sooooo slow!!! LOL :laugh::laugh::love::love:

[Kaz]

My office, Sergeant Splodge

N O W ! !

:colour:

[Boris]

mmm . . . . . . . what about if I took away his smilie for 24 hours?????
Do you think he would be really upset ?


Let's find out HEE HEE HEE !
:xyxwave:

[splodge0]

:love:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
P.S. You'll see I put Sticks straight on his 'enemy' error. Trust that Airforce lot to get carried away. :thumbs:

But all of them have been decorated for going above and beyond the call of duty :dance:

The guys have made an offer of ferrying the troops to the frontline
http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/ark_chinooks_tn.jpg
:thumbs:

Meanwhile they are fueled up and ready to give air support, now we have got Air Supremacy :hello:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
My office, Sergeant Splodge

N O W ! !

:colour:

Watch out Splodge i think you could be in for 50 press ups :shocked:

[Kaz]

Good evening, night shift. :xyxwave:

Appropriate punishment is still under consideration, but it could well be far worse than a few press-ups, Amy . . . .

:shocked: :spin2: :shocked: :spin2: :shocked:

[Amy]

Good evening Captain Kaz :xyxwave:
Yes Sergeant Splodge has been a naughty Sergeant today :laugh:

[steve_o]

I'm all ready for going threw the mac 1000 post barrier. :thumbs:

:spin:

[steve_o]

Well I think I'm ready:shocked:

[Kaz]

Getting nervous, eh Steve?

Palms of the hands getting sweaty?

Finding it hard to type?

Nahhhhh, it'll be a dawdle. Go for it!!!

:colour: :elephant: :colour:

[steve_o]

ready to milk it, for all it's worth.:thumbs:

[steve_o]

beer at the ready :love:

[steve_o]

Here goes! :dazzler:

[Kaz]

We're all holding our breath, Steve . . . . .

:spin2:

[steve_o]

Weeeeeeeee... wowwwwwwwwwww Oh my god! it's almost better than sex... :thumbs: threw, cough splutter. :dance::elephant::elephant::dance::dance:

:spin::spin::spin::spin:

:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

[steve_o]

I'm still here, safe and sound. :shocked: shocked and elated. :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Phew!!! That was exciting! :shocked: :laugh: :shocked:

Time to calm down now, though and get on with our mission.

Obviously after such a momentous occasion, Steve is now granted the rest of the night off for celebratory purposes. :thumbs:

Carry on! :xyxwave:

[steve_o]

Great :dance: thanks captain Kaz :thumbs:

:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:signing in for the night duty Captain Kaz:xyxwave::xyxwave:
Steveo have a nice drink to celebrate!
http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/Cheers.gif

[splodge0]

Gosh its cold in here, in Scotchland!!!

Will I ever be heard of again?

We're watching you, ......... http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smlove2.gif:love::colour::love:http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smlove2.gif "They seek him here,http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/scatter.gif they seek him there......"
http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/pinguin2.gifhttp://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1039989470.gifhttp://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1039989470.gifhttp://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1039989470.gif http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/pinguin2.gif
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http://www.sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/Train.gif
http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/train.gif

[Kaz]

Attention, everyone :xyxwave:

The outcome of Sergeant Splodge's disciplinary hearing has now been decided.

For a length of time to be determined by myself, his current 'signature' will be withheld and replaced with a more appropriate one befitting his serious misdemeanour.

Should he behave during this period, the signature will be returned to him intact.

However, should any more misdemeanours occur during this period, he has hereby been threatened with being deported to 'Scotchland' until the start of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

- - - - - End of message - - - - -

:spin:

[rachb]

Captain Kaz he could carry the flag for tonight its getting heavy!!:xyxwave:
http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/UnionJack.gif

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
Attention, everyone :xyxwave:

The outcome of Sergeant Splodge's disciplinary hearing has now been decided.

For a length of time to be determined by myself, his current 'signature' will be withheld and replaced with a more appropriate one befitting his serious misdemeanour.

Should he behave during this period, the signature will be returned to him intact.

However, should any more misdemeanours occur during this period, he has hereby been threatened with being deported to 'Scotchland' until the start of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

- - - - - End of message - - - - -

:spin:

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear :bawling: Poor sergeant Splodge! I thought my punishment was bad enough but oh dear, oh dear, oh dear :laugh:

[steve_o]

It's roasting here :dazzler:

:spin2:

:spin:

[Kaz]

Sergeant Splodge - could you please activate your new signature.

Your old one will be returned following a satisfactory period of good behaviour.

:thumbs:

[LEE]

Evening all. Lance Corporal LEE reporting for duty :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Evening, Lance Corporal. :wavey:

It's been an eventful day . . . . some dissent in the ranks which has been swiftly dealt with . . . . and all is quiet on the western front. :thumbs:

Night shift ready to take up duty?

Over and out. :xyxwave:

[LEE]

Lance Corporal Kaphc sends her love and support.

We have been planning manouevers in a local hostelry. :thumbs:

[Boris]

....splodge stumble through the snow drift, falls, tries to keep going........ and finally fades away, his frozen corpse only to be found after the spring sun melts the the ice tomb that was his last resting place........

Oh come on Captain Kaz, we can't condemn him to an Icy tomb.....can't medical science do something to resurect him. He was quite a nice chap after all and only ever got 'out of line ' the once......that we know of !

:conf:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:poor splodge:bawling::bawling:

[Sticks]

Just to let you know the harriers are now out on patrol to guard this thread.

The pride of the airforce

They may do the odd victory roll, but insubordination in the ranks never:shocked: unlike in the infantry, so a little bird tells me:shocked:

[Janette]

Sticks, don't tell me you've got a plane fetish as well as a graveyard one, I couldn't cope!!!!!!


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Janette
Sticks, don't tell me you've got a plane fetish as well as a graveyard one, I couldn't cope!!!!!!


:laugh::laugh::laugh:
we're taking bets on how long before theres a P&H van on this thread lol:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[steve_o]

What's happened it's all gone rather quiet.

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/guin.gif
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/boozer.gif

[steve_o]

Picking myself up off the floor again as things get going again. :thumbs:

:spin2:

[blinkinlovely]

I can't believe that this thread is still going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amy]

Originally posted by blinkinlovely
I can't believe that this thread is still going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have a mission :hello: The mission is strong and very,very long we will protect Boris :thumbs:

[splodge0]

And so the final spectre of the ghost of splodge vapourises..........................


We're watching you, ......... http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smlove2.gif:love::colour::love:http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smlove2.gif "They seek him here,http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/scatter.gif they seek him there......"
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http://www.sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/Train.gif
http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/train.gif


:colour:

Goodbye........................................

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well to paraphrase good old
http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/D/htmlD/dixonofdock/dixondockIMAGE/dixonofdock.jpg

Morning All!

Glad to see that all is well............

[kaphc]

Originally posted by LEE
Lance Corporal Kaphc sends her love and support.

We have been planning manouevers in a local hostelry. :thumbs:

Indeed we did and had a spiffing good time too, tally-ho!

:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Morning, all. :xyxwave:

Good work by the night shift - well done, everyone.
Posted by Boris
Oh come on Captain Kaz, we can't condemn him to an Icy tomb.....
Fair enough, Boris - I cannot argue with your wishes. Sergeant Splodge's period of punishment is now officially over. :thumbs:

Full rights and priviledges are hereby restored. The threatened banishment to 'Scotchland' is also rescinded.

Welcome back to duty, Sergeant Splodge - no hard feelings, eh? :love:

:spin:

[Boris]

OH thanks Captain Kaz, it just wouldn't have been the same without him and he has 'removed' the post where he killed himself off !

we're taking bets on how long before theres a P&H van on this thread lol
...but has anyone told Regimental Sergeant Major Rob ?She is it's driver after all - I think:blush:

And to all those who sayI can't believe that this thread is still going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Do you not understand?
This is the 'life's Work' of a certain 'Troop' of dedicated. etc.......see earlier posts....members. They have sworn to protect a certain person from being the last lonely poster.

SO THERE !

:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Absolutely, Boris! :thumbs:

This thread will go on
Until Captain Kaz ensures
That the last post is from her
And definitely won't be yours!

The mission WILL succeed. :spin:

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Well done Captain Kaz,
You support me from the rear (!)
When others try to 'put me down'.......(see earlier Posts)
Your trusty words I hear !:xyxwave:



To the head ot the Troop now ...at the double:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

I'm always here to guard this thread
And the troops take over when I go to bed
This thread won't die - it can't, you see
Until the last post's finally made by ME!

:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Morning all :xyxwave: Glad to see Sergeant Splodge's punishment is over :colour:

[Sticks]

Just to let you know it was a quiet night from our guys on air support

http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/b1b_f3_tn.jpg

Your friendy aviators inform me that they could look after the thread with airpower, freeing up your infantry for other purposes.
This means you will not have to hang around this thread guarding it
:thumbs:

[Boris]

This means you will not have to hang around this thread guarding it


Trying to get rid of us Sticks???:nono:


You will have to be more SUBTLE than that !

Attennnnnnnnnnnntion:xyxwave:

Come on now that man at the back.....AAAAhhhhhhhhhWing Commander Sticks is it ? keep alert now, keep alert !:spin2:

[Amy]

Afternoon Boris :wavey:
We are still here protecting the thread :thumbs: Sticks planes can only do so much protecting we are still needed :spin2:

[Boris]

Afternoon Mrs. O'Leary:xyxwave:

Glad To see you alert as ever this PM
On Patrol now, head down for the 'fly past...........



there they go !:xyxwave:

[Amy]

It's lucky i'm online Boris or you could have been last post :shocked: I knew there was a reason to have this friday off work :thumbs:

[Boris]

Any Friday off work is pleasurable.
What should you be doing...go on ...I won't tell !:xyxwave:

[Amy]

My only duty today is to protect Boris form being last post, Captain Kaz's instructions :thumbs: However i am working this weekend so lets hope the weekend troops are in full guarding order :bouncy:

[Boris]

It is a comfort to know I have you r unending support....I shall wear it always !:blush:

Attennnnnnnnnnnntion !:xyxwave:

[Amy]

If we don't protect you Boris Captain Kaz could give us 10 press ups or worse you've seen what happened to Splodge :shocked: :laugh:

[Boris]

Poor Poor Sergeant Splodge... he has been on my conscience terribly. I am sure he didn't deserve such 'harsh' treatment.

What exactly DID he do ? I seem to have 'lost the plot' a little ! Never mind I'll catch up ...just like one does in bad movies....now talking old movies. You got any idea of the latest Movie quiz answer ?:conf:

[Amy]

Will have a look at the movie quiz section but will be keeping a watch still on this thread :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
What exactly DID he do ?
Statement from Splodge:'Stand easy Captain . . . . organ grinder here.
Question from Boris: But what have you done with the monkey ?....or shouldn't one ask!
Answer from Splodge: I think Kaz is here somewhere......

Say no more!!! :shocked:

[BusyBee]

This thread is getting more and more surreal each and every day.

I wonder what a psychologist would make of our obsession with refuting Boris's assumption that she is the kiss of death??

[Sticks]

Getting back to an earlier solution from Mark, Get an Administrator, like Kaz to make a last post and then lock the thread against further posts.

How difficult can that be ?:conf:

[Kaz]

Not difficult at all, Sticks . . .

. . . . . . but then again, not nearly as much fun!! :colour:

I've been called away on special duties this evening, troops - so I'm relying on you to carry on the mission in my absence. I know you'll do me proud - I've trained you well.

:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

k what is going on with this post?

I have noticed on the forum but haven't actually looked before?

I really don't want to sift through 29 PAGES! of stuff to find out so could one of you fine people please tell me what the point of this topic is??????

love Stu xxx

[Kaz]

A potted history for you, Stu. :thumbs:

At the very beginning, Boris posted this:

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was horrified how many had my name as the last poster.It seems that a post from Boris is the 'kiss of Death' and the strand dies.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


My response to her was:

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boris - I've made it a personal mission of mine that you WON'T be the last person to post on this thread!
I will! (unless anyone else thinks differently).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


. . . . . . . and the rest is history!

:wavey:

[Stu xxx]

k so you just keep posting when anyone replys so that you know YOU will be the last one?

xxxxx

[kaphc]

Yep, you've understood perfectly!

Now just keep on posting. Along the way you may acquire a military rank or be inspired to write a short ditty amongst other entertaining pastimes. :hugesmile:

[Stu xxx]

military rank?????

[Amy]

Originally posted by Stu xxx
military rank?????

Yes this is a military operation :spin2: Captain Kaz is head of the operation and the Lance Corporals guard the thread :thumbs: :laugh:

[Stu xxx]

O.k

I finally now realise that you are all mad x

(and i mean that in the nicest possible way)

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Amy
Yes this is a military operation :spin2: Captain Kaz is head of the operation and the Lance Corporals guard the thread :thumbs: :laugh:

Captain Kaz is in charge of the infantry, I Wing Commander Sticks am dealing with the Top Gun, airforce side of things.


http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/static/pages/data/gallery/medium/988357799m.jpg
Sea Harriers


http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/static/pages/data/gallery/medium/989335492m.jpg

A Sea Harrier Fighter from HMS Invincible launches a live warshot AMRAAM Air to Air missile in a successful first firing by the Royal Navy

http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/rn/data/gallery/medium/1010760081m.jpg

An artists impression of the future Aircraft Carrier (CVS) and the Joint Strike FIghter (JSF)

[Stu xxx]

looks like something out of an Madonna video

[Boris]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's MUCH better than that.

And here I am again to make sure it continues.

And , er, Wing Commander Sticks,

Please do not keep putting ideas into the minds of 'Admin'.....not Kaz tho' she is 'safe'.

You know what happened to Sergeant Splodge !


.........:nono:

Captain Kaz
Must get last place
If it's up to me
She'll win this race !

Attennnnnnnnnnnntion








:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:Yes Stu ....quite Barking MAd !

[Amy]

Back again Boris :xyxwave: Good evening this time :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Hi there Amy !
Glad to see you are keeping up


( thanks for the message):xyxwave:

[Amy]

Thanks Boris :thumbs: As i said before if the threads not guarded we could end up in big trouble :shocked: :laugh:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
And , er, Wing Commander Sticks,

Please do not keep putting ideas into the minds of 'Admin'.....not Kaz tho' she is 'safe'.

You know what happened to Sergeant Splodge !


.........:nono:



But isn't Kaz only commander of the Infantry, not the airforce ?

As far as I am aware I go up a different chain of command.

The original idea proposed was by Mark, a Super Admin, I did not originate it, just pointed out that our Commander in Chief, Secretary of Defence Mark came up with an elegant solution.

Who am I, a mere Wing Commander to question the Wisdom of the Secretary of Defence :nono:

Meanwhile, just to let you know, the guys are out there patroling, ready for action.

:dance:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Stu xxx
O.k

I finally now realise that you are all mad x


Mad? well maybe just a littlehttp://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces21.gifhttp://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces15.gif

[Stu xxx]

yes your all mad - but then again so am I!!!

[Boris]

So...According to Wing Commander Sticks, it is

the Secretary Of Defence

who is now ' on the case'.


We will have to watch our steps or we will be 'Zapped' from above and I'm not talking jet fighters here !
:nono:
:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Don't worry Boris we are here to save you, you'll be quite safe :xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

s your all mad - but then again so am I!!!

Welcome to the 'mad house' Stu...all are warned beforehand to watch out for men in little white coats !

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntion :xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Looks like a long night :sleep:

Good job we have inflight refueling :thumbs:

[Stu xxx]

Don't Tell me you stay posting all night?

[Sticks]

It can be really lonely when you have to wait at the base, not knowing how many of your friends will make it back. Sometimes we get to fly on missions, but nower days its seems more of a desk job :bawling:

Ginger bought it a couple of days ago, we suspect mechanical failure. He ejected, but so far he is still MIA. :shocked:

We do have some of these out looking

http://www.combataircraft.com/aircraft/hah64_p_03_l.jpg

We hope to be getting some more in for close airsupport of this thread

[Stu xxx]

So can anyone be a special sergant? Always fancied myself in miltary gear!

[Boris]

Rank must be earned young man......

You start at 'private' and work your way up.

There have been MANY field decorations during THIS mission.

Your task will be to support Captain Kazin her mission to post last.

YOu may start by helping Wing Commandr sticks in his 'night duty'. It's hard work but the rewards are many.

I you find out what they are please tell the others !

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntion:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Signing off now 'till tomorrow.

Keep up the good work that man ...Keep it up !

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:we are all working our way up the ranks,working night and day to complete our mission:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

but how can sticks make Kaz be the last to post - i'm very confused xxxxxxxx

[rachb]

Originally posted by Stu xxx
but how can sticks make Kaz be the last to post - i'm very confused xxxxxxxx

we are just making sure that Boris is not the last person to post,it was Kaz that set about this mad mission and we are all trying to help as much as possible:laugh::laugh:
well the mad ones:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

k so boris can not be the last one to post x get it but when is this topic closing? x

[LEE]

Originally posted by Stu xxx
but when is this topic closing? x
Erm....... something tells me it never will lol :shocked:

[Stu xxx]

then boris can never be the last person to post if the topic will never close x

Sticks doesn't need to keep an all night watch as you could come on in the morning and just post x

Do you understand my logic or am i just being thick?!? xxx

[LEE]

I understand your logic perfectly Stu, I just don't think that logic was ever meant to play a part in this thread lol :laugh:

Anyway I am signing off duty, having secured a days leave tomorrow to go to a certain concert and aftershow party lol

:dance: :dance: :dance:

I must inform Captain Kaz that I may be late reporting for duty on Sunday and may also be feeling a little delicate lol.

[splodge0]

Given that the Navy is the "Senior Service", we do have the Admiral of the Fleet in the form of the late departed "Splodge", who as we speak hovers over the assembled throng, reminding us all that the rank is but a title.......

.....sniffle......!

We're watching you, ......... http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smlove2.gif:love::colour::love:http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smlove2.gif "They seek him here,http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/scatter.gif they seek him there......"
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http://www.sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/Train.gif
http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/train.gif

[steve_o]

All those smiley's are giving me motion sickness. :thumbs::joker:

:spin:

[splodge0]

The ghost of Christmas Past acknowledges your comments...............

[Sticks]

The lads ran into a little triple A, but were able to take them out :thumbs:

We knocked out a few anti-acrafty missile batteries as well

Apart from that, all quiet over night:dance:

[Kaz]

Morning all! :wavey:

My, what an eventful evening we had! Are you any the wiser about the purpose of this thread Stu? No????? Then join the club, because I don't think there is one! :spin2:

Splodge, my dear - it really hasn't been that cold in 'Scotchland' over the last couple of days! I should know because I've been here all the time in my secret underground bunker from where I mastermind this vital mission. It DOES exist - honest - CHECK OUT THIS SITE (http://www.secretbunker.co.uk/) if you don't believe me!! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Lance Corporal LEE - your absence has been noted. You are hereby instructed to have a fantastic time!! :thumbs:

Carry on, everyone - the mission WILL succeed. :xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Morning all!

Talking of ScotlanD, this is where my sister has lived for the last 23 years.......
CLICK HERE (http://www.iona.mull.com/panorama/bunessan_pan.htm)

THE WEATHER CAN BE PRETTY MISERABLE ON OCCASION, BUT MOSTLY IT'S BEAUTIFUL, WHITE BEACHES WARMED BY THE GULF STREAM. LAST TIME I WENT MY NEICES WERE BATHING IN THE SEA AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, THE SUN WAS WARM, AND WE HAD THE WHOLE BEACH TO OURSELVES................:hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Your sister's a very lucky lady, ROB.

OH and I have spent many a happy holiday HERE (http://www.colonsay.org.uk/) - a very small island 15 miles south of Mull.

On one such holiday in May, when the temperature hit 25 degrees most of the time, I came back to work with the most fantastic tan that everyone thought I'd been abroad!

This is my most favourite beach - Kiloran Bay. Stunning. :thumbs:

http://www.donaldfordimages.com/gallery/ProdImages/WS067_300.jpg

I'd love to be there
Beside the sea so clear
But my mission for Boris
Means I have to be HERE!

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

That looks like a really lovely place Kaz!

What a stunning photo.

:dance:

[splodge0]

First posthumous posting from Admiral Splodge

First off the startline on the Round Britain Challenge.

[Boris]

d love to be there
Beside the sea so clear
But my mission for Boris
Means I have to be HERE!


(We could always do a runner Kaz, like Sticks suggested...and put everyone out of their misery AND have a good hol to boot !)
Attennnnnnnnnnntion :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Hi Boris. :xyxwave:

That sounds like a very tempting idea . . . . .

. . . . . but I can't desert my faithful troops now, I'm afraid. Especially Sergeant Splodge who, as we speak, is trudging his weary way back from Scotland.

Despite rumours of his demise, I can confirm that he is alive and well (if a little frostbitten!!) and hopefully will be back to join us very soon. I'm sure a few shots of whisky will warm him up. :thumbs:

:spin:

[Boris]

I'm sure a few shots of whisky will warm him up.

Think he had a few of those last night....but don't tell him I told you , he might be cross:shocked:


By the look of the posts he is 'all at sea' now so he won't kow what we are up to !

Attennnnnntion :xyxwave:

[Boris]

First off the startline on the Round Britain Challenge.


Which one is you on that gallant vessel , Admiral Splodge ?......

And just when did you change service and get promotion ? I don't remeber seeing it on any of the orders that came through.

I certainly haven't sanctioned it :nono:


Walking the plank sounds like a suitable punishment....what do you say Captain Kaz ???


Attennnnnnnnnnnnion :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
Think he had a few of those last night....but don't tell him I told you , he might be cross :shocked:
OK, Boris - my lips are sealed! :laugh:

I think poor Splodge has suffered enough for one week, don't you? I'll leave the 'walking the plank' punishment in reserve just now, if that's all right with you.

He seems to be suffering from hallucinations just now, caused by the cold up in Scotland, and imagining that he's on board the Victory. Similar to the ones Sticks has been having where he thinks he's Tom Cruise. :shocked: Plenty of rest and a stiff drink or two and he'll soon be back to normal . . . . won't you Splodge? :thumbs:

:xyxwave:

[James]

My grandmother came from a village called Achiltibuie (http://www.achiltibuie.net/index.htm) in Wester Ross. I haven't been there for a while but there are some white sandy beaches like this one at Achnahaird:

http://www.achiltibuie.net/images/achbeach.jpg

more beaches (http://www.achiltibuie.net/beaches.htm)

Also there is a group of islands called the Summer Isles, named because of the hot summer weather that Kaz and ROB mentioned. Only one of the islands is inhabited.

http://www.qsl.net/mm0bqi/Tanera3.jpg

Beautiful place (http://members.aol.com/summerisleshotel/images/summer+isles+dornie.jpg).

[splodge0]

Originally posted by splodge0
First posthumous posting from Admiral Splodge

A voice wafts from the clouds............. "He meant no harm............. wooooooooooo!!!!"

[Sticks]

If we are into islands, then I would like to mention that this one

http://www.lundyisland.co.uk/jpg/lundy_island_1.jpg

Is quite good. Lundy Island (http://www.lundyisland.co.uk/) sits at the border of the Bristol Channel and the Atlantic Ocean, 11 miles off of the North Devon coast. It was declared Britain's first Marine Nature reserve in 1986. It is owned by the National Trust and run by the Landmark Trust. Lundy is 3 miles long by half a mile wide.

When I used to stay there, I stayed at Old Light Cottage.

http://www.lundyisland.co.uk/jpg/old_cottage.jpg

Situated in the compund of the Old Light.

http://www.lundyisland.co.uk/jpg/old_light.jpg

Situated on the top of the Highest Hill.

This meant the light was virtually useless, as it was mostly shrouded in fog and clouds. The locals warned that this would happen, but were ignored.

[Boris]

The locals warned that this would happen, but were ignored.


REALLY !!!!:hugesmile:


BTW , if we are all talking about islands, I always wanted to visit the one where 'The Famous Five' had adventures.

Any one know where to find it ????:conf:


And WHO is on the 'night shift' ?

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntion ...stand at EASE !

[rachb]

don't know where that island is Boris but I'm on the night shift:sleep::sleep::sleep::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

Well DOne rachb !

( and well spotted for seeing LEE on TV...shows just how alert you are)


:xyxwave:..Stand Easy now !

[rachb]

Originally posted by Boris
Well DOne rachb !

( and well spotted for seeing LEE on TV...shows just how alert you are)


:xyxwave:..Stand Easy now !
I've spent most of the time looking for Lee instead of watching the singers Boris:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[sweetlittlesara]

BTW , if we are all talking about islands, I always wanted to visit the one where 'The Famous Five' had adventures


Ooooh i would love to find that island. Those adventures were just amazing, I used to really like George and HATED Anne (I hope Im remembering them right). Ooo and Timmy the dog! I think i read almost all of them, i got obsessed and wouldnt stop reading. I went onto the secret seven but i never liked them as much... ahhh memories :spin2: ...

[splodge0]

......... even though just but a spectre now, the lonely Admiral has not forgotten the quest that shall ensure that Boris shall not be the last to post.

The recruiting goes on.................




























http://www.uselessgraphics.com/Avenging-Angel1.gif

Known to his fellow angels as Rupert.......

[peachy]

Oh dear Splodge, that last picture of you as the angel Rupert, on patrol did make me laugh. This thread is totally mad, but I love it.

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Sticks
Ginger bought it a couple of days ago, we suspect mechanical failure. He ejected, but so far he is still MIA. :shocked:


I regret to announce that the body of Flight Officer Ginger was recovered by airforce guys this afternoon. Details are being witheld until his family have been informed.

Flight Officer Ginger was a first class pilot and officer. He was always going above and beyond the call of duty. He will leave a large hole in our unit. The guys are holding a memorial tonight.

I have not asked them about airforce cover tonight, and have granted them one nights compassionate leave.

I have arranged through naval contacts cover from our colleages in the Navy.

If required they are equipped with Tommer hawk cruise missiles


http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cruise-missile-intro.jpg

Goodluck with the continuing mission and in the words of the late Sergeant Esterhouse

Lets Be Careful out There (http://www.dongrays.com/midi/archive/tv-film/hillst.mid)

[Kaz]

Many thanks for holding the fort tonight, Lance Corporal Rachb - promotion could well be on the horizon for you. :thumbs:

Sticks - I think you've finally lost the plot, old chum! :shocked: :shocked:

Splodge, oh Splodge - where have you gone
You've vanished from sight, but the thread goes on
Does anyone know a reincarnation spell
To bring him back . . . . then all will be well.

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Its been an honour keeping an eye on things for you Captain Kaz
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces13.gif:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

Known to his fellow angels as Rupert.......

I wonderedn what you looked like Sergeant Splodge....and now I know ....:shocked:


Hhhmmmmmmmmmmm!

Attention - :xyxwave:

Guard duty almost over :love:

[Boris]

Our Splodge has run away,
He's AWOL,did you know?
He walked away and left us,
Wherever did he go?
He says he's with the angels,
We know that he is NOT,
We rather think,
That where he is,
Is somewhere VERy hot !!:devil::devil:


Come Back all is forgiven !

[Kaz]

Standing to attention, Boris! :shocked: :xyxwave:

It's amazing how people never look the way you imagine them to, isn't it?

Don't you fret
I'm here, you see
The last one to post
Not you . . . but ME!

:spin:

[Boris]

Captain Kaz, I am very worried about Sergeant Splodge but I also have to say I'm even MORE worried about Wing Commander Sticks. I rather fear the pressure of this mission has turned his head.


Do you think he will recover ?
:xyxwave:

[Feebs]

I heard there had been trouble with 'Admiral' Splodge and found someone to lend a hand:hello:

http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/It%27sMagic.gif

A simple spell is all we need,
To resurrect our friend indeed.
So say these words, forever true,
Come back Splodge, we do love you!!!!


I am assured that this will work!

:colour::colour::colour::colour:For luck!:colour::colour::colour::colour:

[Kaz]

I have my doubts about Sticks, Boris. I fear that he is now beyond our help, and I have issued orders for the 'men in white coats' to collect him immediately and take him to a nice, softly padded cell. :laugh:

We will carry on regardless! :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Bravo, First Lieutenant Feebs! I do believe you have found the resurrection spell we need! :love:

Come on troops . . . . . after three . . . .

one. . . . . .

two . . . . . .

threee . . . . . .

Come back Splodge, we do love you!!!! :dance: :love: :dance:

It WILL work! :spin:

[splodge0]

who? little me???

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
I'm even MORE worried about Wing Commander Sticks. I rather fear the pressure of this mission has turned his head.


It is always hard when you loose someone under your command.

This is not the first time, and sadly I suspect it will not be the first. It is something we accept when we sign up, as you do in the infantry.

We grieve for our fallen collegue, as you have been doing so for Splodge :bawling: The men in white coats will not be needed, as we will return to mission operational status.

The memorial service was very moving, as we had the Airforce band members play taps (http://www.maybole.org/history/archives/Memorials/taps.mid) as well as a flypast.

[Boris]

Your efforts have restored dear Sergeant Splodge to us safe and well

Well done one and all :hello::hello:

[splodge0]

http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/fireworks.gif

POOOOOFFF!!!!!!!

[Kaz]

Yes, you!!!

Come back at once! Feebs' spell is guaranteed to work!

:colour: :laugh: :colour: :laugh: :colour:

[steve_o]

Originally posted by Boris



BTW , if we are all talking about islands, I always wanted to visit the one where 'The Famous Five' had adventures.


What Kerrion Island, somewhere off the Dorset coast. I loved those books as well, I've read everyone, I fancied Anne. :love: Five on a Hike was my fave. :love:

:spin:

[Boris]

Hello Steve_o you have jogged my memory...Kirrin Island. I still have some of the books in the loft.

I read them till they were ready to fall apart !
:xyxwave:

PS Love the fireworks Sergeant Splodge !

[Kaz]

Hip Hip Hurrah! :hello: :hello: :hello:

Sergeant Splodge has arisen from the dead! Thank you so much, Feebs - your resurrection spell worked a treat! :love:

Sergeant Splodge, I owe you an official apology for sending you off to Scotchland without the requisite issue of long johns and liberty bodice to guard against the icy wilderness. Can you ever forgive me? :blush:

Troops now back to full strength. We WILL not faill! :spin:

[Feebs]

:hello::hello:Hooray!!:hello::hello:

My little spell has worked, I see
Told you there was a guarantee!
It came with all the slugs and snails,
Now, where did I put those puppy dog tails?!?

Good to see you back with a bang Splodge :colour::colour::colour::colour:


First Lieutenant Feebs is glad to have been of assistance Sir:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Glad to see you back sergeant splodge!!:xyxwave::xyxwave:
Just in time before Captain Kaz ordered 10 press ups!!
http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/PressUps.gif

[Kaz]

No press-ups for Sergeant Splodge tonight, Lance Corporal Rachb . . . . just plenty of warm clothing and a couple of 'drams' to bring him back to room temperature after braving the climate north of the border for a couple of days. :laugh:

At ease, Sergeant Splodge. Rest and recovery period for you tonight. :thumbs:

Night shift at the ready ..........................

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

A nice hot cup of tea is just what you need sergeant Splodge
http://www.diamondtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/85/trink33.gif

[splodge0]

Slight problem. I took the kings shilling and can't get off this ship. Seems once an Admiral always an Admiral.

DOOMED!

I expect I will get used to bully beef and biscuits .............. Rums ok though.....

[rachb]

hang on Splodge we're coming to rescue you!!
http://www.diamondtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/83/tank.gif
http://www.rhpbeach.com/art/Parachute.gif

[Sticks]

Our lads have set out to pick you up in a Sea King, please make sure you have all your gear.


http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/sk7_richmond_tn.jpg

[splodge0]

Hmmm

Rum or tea. Tea or rum.

Admiral or sergeant. Sergeant or Admiral

Hard one this.........................:colour:

Can I phone a Friend???

[Boris]

Can I phone a Friend???

If you phone me Splodge , My advice will be to keep your high rank 'Admiral' and work with the 'ground forces' on secondment.....

Then

You can take tea in the Officers Mess.

You can drink rum with the 'lads' onboard
when the need arises.

Should cover all areas hey what ?


Man over board ...he's coming ashore



:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Hi Boris. :xyxwave:

What's this? Encouraging Splodge to defect to the Navy, eh? :shocked:

:spin:

[splodge0]

Originally posted by Boris
Can I phone a Friend???

If you phone me Splodge , My advice will be to keep your high rank 'Admiral' and work with the 'ground forces' on secondment.....

Then

You can take tea in the Officers Mess.

You can drink rum with the 'lads' onboard
when the need arises.

Should cover all areas hey what ?


Man over board ...he's coming ashore



:xyxwave:

By gum, Boris, I think I will go with you!

Final answer!:colour:


:colour::colour::colour::colour::colour:
:colour::colour::colour::colour:
:colour::colour::colour:
:colour::colour:
:colour:

(Collects a million.......! Weeeeee!)

[splodge0]

A life on the ocean wave:xyxwave: tiddly om pom pom............:love:

[Boris]

[quote]Collects a million.......! Weeeeee!) [quote]

I do expect a share in this ,for my excellent advice !
Now about that boat with the 'red' bottom........:xyxwave:


Stand up straight that man there !

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:do we all get a bonus out of that million if your sharing it out Boris:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

So you have made your decision, 'Admiral' - I wish you well in your new career, and hope you will continue to support this mission.

I'm Captain Kaz . . . . . perhaps you could be Captain Pugwash! :conf: :shocked: :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[splodge0]

Admiral Hornyblower





































:colour:

[Kaz]

:shocked::blush: :shocked: :blush: :shocked:

Ahem . . . . . . . . . I think we'll just stick to Admiral Splodge then!!! :laugh:

We are sailing . . . . . . we are sailing . . . . . .

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

We're riding along
On the crest of a wave,
And the sun is in our eyes.....( or should it be hair?)


Harbour wall approaching ...left hand down a bit............................................... .................................................. .Crash !


:xyxwave:

[splodge0]

"Rosee Lee"

With her new red bottom..............:colour:

[Kaz]

Don't tell me Splodge has sunk on his first mission!!! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Quick troops . . . . man the lifeboats!

Who knows the kiss of life?


:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Who knows the kiss of life?

form an orderly que now ...don't push !:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Thank you for volunteering, Boris! :spin:

Be gentle with him now! :shocked:

Carry on. :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Did I take 2 steps forward or did everyone else take 2 steps back ??:shocked:

[Kaz]

I couldn't possibly say, Boris! :laugh:

Our Boris has her own mission
To rescue poor Admiral Splodge
But giving him the kiss of life
It seems she's trying to dodge!

:spin:

[Boris]

To back away from danger,
I s something I don't do...
If Splodge needs me,
I'll set him Free,
And show him Teckniques ( in Life saving ) new !!

Attennnnnnntion :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Trouble is, Boris - in saving Splodge you're putting yourself in mortal danger of being the last to post on this thread! :shocked:

. . . . . . so I'll save you! :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Thank goodness for that


Captain kaz to the rescue again
:xyxwave:

[rachb]

sorry Captain Kaz:bawling::bawling:just went for a lunch break back now though:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[splodge0]

Phew! Close call that! This mission is all important.

A rescue has its plus points too............
:colour:

[BigSister]

Im here too
I have to Save Boris
If it is the last thing I do :thumbs:

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Kaz]

Thank goodness the reinforcements arrived when they did! :thumbs:

This mission is proving more tricky
Than I thought when I first started off
But I WILL be the last to post on this thread
That's right, isn't it? *cough* *cough*

:xyxwave:

[Amy]

I'm starting my duty for today, good job i am people seem to be having LUNCH BREAKS NOW :nono: :laugh:

[rachb]

and you wouldn't be a bit jealous of someone heading for promotion would you Amy??:laugh::laugh:
some of us have to work our way up the ranks the hard way,we don't take the easy option for promotion:love::love::blush::blush::hugesmile::hug esmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Amy]

:laugh: easy option, i don't know what you mean :conf: :laugh:

[rachb]

:blush::blush:oh I think you do Amy:blush::blush::shocked::shocked::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Romantic Old Bird]

By the way Admiral Splodge..........there is someone here who is devilishly attracted to your red bottom..............


http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Animals/Sharks/3d_shark.gif

And, I suspect CLICK HERE (http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=828&sound=/sounds/movies/jaws/jaws04.mp3)

WHAT DO YOU THINK?? :shocked::shocked:

CLICK HERE! (http://www.jawsmovie.com/jsounds/jaws2.wav)

[splodge0]

One word RoB.............


TRUE!

[Kaz]

Lance Corporal Amy - good to see that you are now back on duty. :thumbs:

Yes, you're right . . . . . dedicated troops taking lunch breaks . . . . . :nono:

This mission must have undivided attention
No disappearing off for some food
'Cause if Boris should visit when we're absent
Then the mission will be scuppered for good! :shocked:

[Boris]

Row ,row, row your boat,
Gently out to sea,
If you see a red bottomed boat,
'Twill be the 'Rosee Lee'!

Row, row, row your boat ,
Gently out to sea,
If you meet with Admiral Splodge,
Send him back to me
:love:


After all it is my duty to keep him safe now ,and if you can ALL do it for me , then I can do it for him.:love:thank you all.

It's also time for me to tell you that I am going on 'manuovers' tomorrow.( it's a hard life) I will not be able to watch your efforts SO closely but will endevour to sign in for the 'Daily Report'. Do your best now for Captain Kaz. I know you and I, are in safe hands.

By the way , has ANYONE seen Captain Birdseye around....?....No.
It must have been a figment of my imagination.

Carry on everyone....A life on the Ocean wave.....:xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

oooo you must never be the last post Boris! I am here for you :)

[Stu xxx]

barmy the lot of you x

[Amy]

Oh dear we were late RACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :blush::blush::blush::blush:

[rachb]

thats right Stu the TIBB Barmy Army:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Boris]

Well done that man there....Sweetlittlesarah was it?

Vigilant as ever but it really is time for me to go now

ByEEEEEEEEEEEE :xyxwave:


Pack up your troubles
In your Old kit bag
And Smile ,smile, smile,
While you are watching me,
No spirits sag,
Smile all, that's the style,
Now I'm on Manouvers,
And I'll be there a while,
So ,
Pack up your troubles
In your old kit bag
And SMILE,SMILE,SMILE.
:xyxwave:

[rachb]

night Boris sleep well:sleep::sleep:
knowing that we will be here to protect you:thumbs::xyxwave::thumbs:

[Kaz]

Posted by rachb
. . .the TIBB Barmy Army . . . .
I like that, Rach - I like it a lot! :thumbs:

Suits us down to a 'T'!

Attention, nightshift - ready to take up your duties? :spin2:

:xyxwave:

[Janette]

This is going to be the longest thread in history, not only of this site!!!!!!



Woohooo! get Norris MacWhirter :hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

[Stu xxx]

janette that spider is bloddy scary!

[rachb]

Thankyou Stu!!! I keep telling her that!!!its frightening my little miss muffet:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Stu xxx]

Please I HATE spiders they make me feel ill x

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Stu xxx
Please I HATE spiders they make me feel ill x

Realy, would you like to try this link then (http://www.thebts.co.uk/)

:laugh::devil:

[Janette]

How's this one Stu?

[Princess Pink Pants]

I hate spiders too!

Why have people got pictures of them in their signatures? There can be no good reason!!

If theres a spider in a room at home I wont go in there til my dad chucks it out the window so he bought me a spider catcher for xmas! But Im too scared to even use it!:shocked:

[Mairi]

I like spiders, I do.

My mother used to tell me this rhyme when I was a little girl:

If you wish to live and thrive
Let the spider run alive

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/tiere/spider.gif

[Janette]

This is for Stu xxx

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Omega/1457/spider3.gif

[rachb]

Look out spider I'm coming to get you!!!
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Omega/1457/branism.gif

[steve_o]

Little Miss Muffet and her spider are cute. :thumbs::love:

:spin:

[Mairi]

I agree with you about Miss Muffet, Steve.

I think this little chap is quite cute, too.

http://www.animation.arthouse.org/caterpillarb/rb-hact.gif

[splodge0]

On the poop deck ready:colour:

[rachb]

Glad to see I'm not on the nightshift on my own Splodge:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:: sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Romantic Old Bird]

MORNING TROOPS! (CLICK HERE) (http://www.paonline.com/jeff_lup/bugle/reveille.wav)


http://www.paonline.com/jeff_lup/bugle/bugle.jpg

STAND BY YOUR BEDS! YOU 'ORRIBLE LITTLE MILITARY PERSONAGES!

:spin2::hello::hello::spin2::hello::spin2:

[Kaz]

Morning all! :wavey:

Thank you for waking up the troops, Regimental Sergeant Major ROB (from now on to be known as RSM ROB! :laugh:)

Busy night, I see. Well done, night shift - a sterling effort. :thumbs:

Another day has dawned
We'll take it good and steady
And if Boris should visit this thread
We'll all be poised and ready.

To save her from the heartache
Of being the last to post
But who will it be that achieves this?
The one who wants it the most!

(That'll be ME! :spin:)

[LEE]

Morning. :thumbs:

Ooh RSM ROB, I'm glad I didn't wake up to that yesterday morning. :shocked:

Well, another day, another party.

See you all after Milton Keynes :hugesmile:

:flower:

[kaphc]

Regimental Sergeant Major Rob, I think you need to get LEE to toe the line! She is partying far too much at the moment - can't be good for the discipline within the ranks! :hugesmile::bouncy::hugesmile:

[Mairi]

Hello, everyone. :wavey:

Just signing in for the lunch-time shift.

13:44 and all's well. :thumbs:

[Romantic Old Bird]

You do have a point kaphC.............

Lee is behaving in a manner most unbecoming at the moment. The very picture of moral turpitude.

I fear for her.

We must assist her back into the light, upon the straight and narrow path, before she becomes a fallen woman.....
http://www.gober.net/victorian/photos/found1.jpg

[BigSister]

Im here now Boris:thumbs:

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Kaz]

Lance Corporal LEE has left this thread
To party in Milton Keynes
But we must soldier on, my friends
And defend it by every means.


:thumbs:

[James]

Originally posted by kaphc
can't be good for the discipline within the ranks!

Maybe this calls for... :shocked: :hugesmile:

http://cinemaniacs.virtualave.net/hundred/fullmetaljacket2.jpg

[Sticks]

Well our lads are now out on patrol :thumbs:


http://www.keme.net/~colin/images/mildenhall_1997/s006_096.jpg

We had another near miss last night when the enemy launched a stinger missile at one of our phantoms :shocked::mad:

http://www.keme.net/~colin/images/cottesmore_2000/s029_034.jpg

Fortunately the anti-missile counter-measures took it out.

This just makes the guys even more determined to succeed in the mission.

[steve_o]

Has anyone got a picture of Klunk, from Dastadly and Muttley In There Flying Machines. Sticks reminds me of him. :laugh::thumbs:

:spin:

[James]

http://www.hotink.com/wacky/dastrdly/klunk01.gif

from here (http://www.hotink.com/wacky/dastrdly/)

:hugesmile:

[Mairi]

Nice piccie, James.

You're right, Steve, looking closely I CAN see a slight resemblance!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Sticks]

More like this :thumbs:

[splodge0]

Love Muttley!!!

http://www.hotink.com/wacky/dastrdly/mutt01.gif

:colour:

[Princess Pink Pants]

Do you ever smile Sticks?

R U worried that smiling may put your position of doom-monger in jeopardy?

:hugesmile:

[steve_o]

Great pics James! I've been looking for a picture like that everywhere and couldn't find one. Nice One. :dance::elephant::elephant::dance:

[BusyBee]

PPP - Sticks did break out into several smiles at the Convention last year - the doom merchant is all an act really.:dance::dance:

[Princess Pink Pants]

Originally posted by BusyBee
PPP - Sticks did break out into several smiles at the Convention last year - the doom merchant is all an act really

Really?! Is there any photographic evidence?!

Has anything been decided for this years convention yet?

[Amy]

Evening all :xyxwave: Rach have you been promoted yet :conf:

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Princess Pink Pants
[quote]Has anything been decided for this years convention yet?

Hi PPP. I've heard something about it being around the London area this year. I suggest you U2U LEE for more information.

:wavey:

[Princess Pink Pants]

Originally posted by Mairi
Hi PPP. I've heard something about it being around the London area this year. I suggest you U2U LEE for more information.

Cheers Mairi, will do!

[Boris]

I’m signing in to take ‘report,
And horrified to see,
Just WHAT’S been going on round here,
That you did not tell me,
I’ve read the transcript,
EVERY WORD,
Recorded, don’t you know,
To be used now as evidence,
And boy, do I know how !

Lieutenant LEE is OUT again,
Carousing, who know where,
ROB says she’s going off the rails,
Hmm, who will meet her there?
She’s on her own ‘manouvers’,
She says it’s not like her,
To stay out late,
And celebrate,
Do we believe her?
YUR !(sarcastic rhyme)

And all the other members,
Of the ‘Barmy Army’ here,
Had better ‘watch their step’
Or Kaz will catch you,
NEVER FEAR !

She’ll call on Admiral Splodge for help,
With his little red bottomed boat,
He’ll rig it up,
You’ll walk the plank,
You will not stay afloat.

But Boris knows you do your best,
It really is not easy,
Let Captain Kaz
Do the last post…..
Now that IS easy peasy !



:xyxwave:

PS I like Muttley too ....(so did my Dad when he was alive )

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Princess Pink Pants
Really?! Is there any photographic evidence?!


Does this count ?:laugh:

[Sticks]

Oe maybe this ?

[Princess Pink Pants]

Thats better Sticks!! :shocked:

[Boris]

Go Sticks GO !:xyxwave:

[Princess Pink Pants]

Sticks - what are you holding in the photo that's making you so darn happy?!

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Princess Pink Pants
Sticks - what are you holding in the photo that's making you so darn happy?!

I had finally got my hands on a van, given away at the time by Sugar Puffs.

Think back to BB3 ? :blush:

[rachb]

Sticks that is so much better you should :hugesmile:more often!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
and no Amy I haven't had promotion yet:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Kaz]

Evening, troops! Attentshun!!! :xyxwave:

Well, I see that Sticks has finally got round to posting a van on this thread . . . . thankfully not a P&H one though. :laugh: That would be an offence punishable by court martial! :shocked:

Another wonderful poem, Boris! I especially liked the last three lines:

'Let Captain Kaz
Do the last post…..
Now that IS easy peasy !'

Unfortunately it's not proving as easy as I originally though! I WILL not give up my mission though!

:spin:

Night shift at the ready! :xyxwave:

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Sticks
I had finally got my hands on a van, given away at the time by Sugar Puffs.

Think back to BB3 ? :blush:

OK, everyone, own up. Who else has a van? I'm putting my hand up. :laugh:

I believe they came in four different colours and mine is a white one. :hello:

[splodge0]

"Sun da arise, she come every mornin', sun da arise she come every dawnin bringin da light all around, and around nd nd nd nd nd......."

Rolf Harris

Hello Sailors

oops.....

(down an octave......................)

Good morning Men and Ladettes!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

By golly Splodge old boy, I'm impressed!


Rather!

[Kaz]

Morning, Admiral! :wavey: Morning, RSM ROB! :wavey:

Quiet last night, wasn't it? Where were my trusty Lance Corporals Amy and Rachb? :conf: I knew LEE wouldn't be fit for duty, but no application for leave received from either of these two . . . . . :nono: :laugh:

Another day has dawned afresh
I'll strive with all my might
You can be assured, dear Boris
My mission is still burning bright.

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Sorry Captain Kaz we were both working on a plan together to help save Boris,we were honestly:bawling::bawling::bawling:
back and ready for our next mission now though captain:thumbs::thumbs::xyxwave::xyxwave:
Amy will be back later on as shes on the night shift tonight I think:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[kaphc]

Originally posted by Kaz
I knew LEE wouldn't be fit for duty,


Yes RSM ROB, what action are will be taken about the moonlighting one, sir? Gadding around the country and lunching in posh places, it really isn't on!! :hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Oooh, lunching in posh places? Where?

Come on, Kaphc - tell us more.

That's an order! :laugh: :xyxwave:

[kaphc]

It might not be posh but I know it's somewhere in central London, so to me that's gotta be posh!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Listen, sapper Lee is tripping the light fandango with all and sundry. She's starstruck, wide-eyed and legless have the time, and it simply will not do, will not do at all.

Any more of this mularkey and she'll be on fatigues for months.:nono:

[Kaz]

Absolutely, RSM ROB. All these TV appearances and mingling with the 'rich and famous' has definitely turned her head . . . . . :nono:

What? Jealous? Moi?

I'll leave it in your capable hands to deal with any disciplinary action required. :thumbs:

Our numbers are depleted
But still our resolve holds fast
To guard this thread for Boris
And make sure she isn't last.

:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird
Listen, sapper Lee is tripping the light fandango with all and sundry. She's starstruck, wide-eyed and legless have the time, and it simply will not do, will not do at all.


May I just say a few words in LEE's defence, your honour. After all, she's just a young thing, out enjoying her life and I think she should be excused duty for a week or so, bhlcs.

After all, some opportunities only come once in a lifetime and, who are we to say that, given the same chances, we wouldn't jump at them as well.

GO LEE!!!!! :thumbs:

[Boris]

After all, some opportunities only come once in a lifetime and, who are we to say that, given the same chances, we wouldn't jump at them as well.



NO Excuses !!!



Just popping in to check the 'Troops',
A guarding of this thread,
No need to fear the'kiss of death',
Kaz WILL be here instead !

Attennnnnnntion.....
:xyxwave:


Oh no ! what have I done...HELP !

[BigSister]

Dont worry Boris im here:thumbs:

To save you
And not be the last :hugesmile:

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Amy]

Well done BigSister :thumbs::thumbs:
I wonder where the other troops were :conf: :bouncy:

[Boris]

Goodness Amy , I thought I was a 'gonner' there. You stepped in just in time.
And you too Big sister...A girl needs all the 'sisters' she can get with this 'thread' to manage!

Sorry about the lack of promotion for you and Rachb......You would think that Captain Kaz could have shown a bit of appreciation for your loyalty by now. Never mind chaps, maybe she has something special in mind for a big occasion ! You can always apeal to Admiral Splodge.....You never know WHAT he might suggest !:spin2:

Anyway, my brave boys( or girls) keep up the good work...chin chin !

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnshun:xyxwave::spin:

[Romantic Old Bird]

As evening falls we still stand fast
We won't let Boris be the last!
No matter what the night brings forth
Or even if the wind's due north
Even if we're drawn and pale
We won't give in, we will prevail!


http://toons.artie.com/anims/arg-cannon98.gif

[Sticks]

Ever get the feeling this thread has become the Black hole TiBB ?:shocked:

http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492/2002091432/www.wired.com/news/images/full/blackhole_f.jpg

The other threads become less active a all the thread posting energy and inspiration gets sucked beyond the event horizon into this thread. :shocked:

[Boris]

Goodness me, RSM Rob, just WHAT are you doing with that cannon ?

....nifty outfit tho'!Red always did suit you:spin:

Glad to see you standing by,
Ready to step in,
But watch that cannon,
Balls and all,
It may not help you win !

atennnnnnnshun :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Ever get the feeling this thread has become the Black hole TiBB ?

Just WHAt are you suggesting now Wing Commander.You seem to have taken up space flight. Be careful that you don't step into that 'Black hole and end up in another Galaxy Far far away......( I think it might be the 'Film QUotes' Galaxy after that short 'quote'!)


attennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnshun:xyxwave:

[Amy]

We will not let you down Boris
:xyxwave: Each post you make we will step in and save you :thumbs:

[Stu xxx]

I have fallen to the madness x

Private MAdonnAStU reporting for duty = what are my orders - SIR!


http://www.madonna.com/madonna/images/media/imagegallery/set_17/S17_LM3.jpg

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by Boris
Goodness me, RSM Rob, just WHAT are you doing with that cannon ?

....nifty outfit tho'!Red always did suit you:spin:



No, you are mistaking my OH for me! I am devoted to the cause, but I have left him temporarily on duty. he's not playing with his balls again is he?

Never fear though, I remain in the nerve centre directing operations.......