The 'Kiss of Death' !

[Boris]

So relieved!!!


Ahhhhhh, and I didn't know you cared....:love:

[rachb]

oh no Boris you on your own again heres somemusic (http://lp2cd.com/MP3/Elvis%20Presley%20--%20Are%20You%20Lonesome%20Tonight.mp3)to listen to:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Feebs]

:dazzler:Thank you for the music Rachb
My OH has gone away for a couple of days and this made me smile:spin:

By the way folks, I've only been gone a week or so.......where did the last 30 pages come from?!?!?!?!?

:hello::hello::hello:

[Kaz]

Loved the music, rachb. :thumbs:

Has the thread really grown 30 pages since you last saw it, Feebs? :shocked:

Blimey, we have been having FUN, haven't we? :laugh:

It's all in a very worthy cause, though . . . . isn't it, Boris! :love:

Fall in, night shift! :xyxwave:

[splodge0]

GOOD MORNING "you lovely 'boys' "

Windsor Davies.

:colour::colour:
:colour:

[Amy]

Morning All :xyxwave:


Big bro - 9 days to go!



http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2002220995,00.gif

[Mairi]

Just popped in during my lunch hour to check that all is well.

No problems to report, Kaz.

:wavey:

[Kaz]

Thanks, Mairi. :thumbs:

Splodge - I take it you mean Windsor Davies!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1990000/images/_1991630_windsor_150.jpg

Shoulders back, lovely boy! :laugh:

All quiet on the 'Boris' front, I see.

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im here:hugesmile:

[BusyBee]

We your faithful followers will not let you down Boris - we shall not be found wanting in our devotion to the task.:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[Boris]

Boris is just 'shattered'
She doesn't know WHAT to do,
In fact she's just decided ,
To Leave it up to you !


Keep you r eyes open one and all. :xyxwave:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:evening Boris:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

its ok we'll watch this thread for you!!
http://www.platuglen.dk/Mus%20-%20Rotter/A-mouse-in_teapot-trnkey24.gif

[Boris]

Thanks rach , knew I could rely on the 'trustie' Sargeants.


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

They're doing a grand job, aren't they Boris?

Good evening, by the way. :wavey:

[Boris]

Good evening to you Captain Kaz.

Our paths havn't crossed in a while.

Nice to speak to you .

Stand easy now !!!:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Thanks, Boris . . . . . . but I'm afraid I can't rest easy until my mission has been achieved!

So until then, 'Boriswatch' will continue.

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/eyes5.gif

I WILL succeed! :xyxwave:

[splodge0]

Windsor Davies was correct. Pick your prize, Kaz.

Now, how greedy will you be.............? lol :colour:

[Kaz]

Ooh, thank you Admiral! I suppose

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/jewel2.gif

is out of the question. . . :conf:

Yep, thought so! :laugh:

[splodge0]

All aboard that is coming aboard:colour:

[Kaz]

Room for a small one, Admiral? I can bring my own life jacket and sick bags!! :shocked:

http://www.gifs.net/animate/boat.gif

I quite fancy a life on the ocean wave after my Loch Ness sailing trip last year. :thumbs:

Morning, troops! :xyxwave:

[splodge0]

Originally posted by Kaz
Room for a small one, Admiral? I can bring my own life jacket and sick bags!! :shocked:

http://www.gifs.net/animate/boat.gif

I quite fancy a life on the ocean wave after my Loch Ness sailing trip last year. :thumbs:

Morning, troops! :xyxwave:

Welcome anytime Kaz. I have just ordered 12lbs of Haggis and 3lbs of BP!
http://www.macsween.co.uk/homepage.htm
:colour::colour::colour:
:colour::colour:
:colour:

Boy! am I looking forward to it too!!:colour:

[Kaz]

Mmmmmm, haggis! Very good make too - we had one of their best on Burns Night this year. :thumbs:

I take it BP = Black Pudding . . . . I'll pass on that, thank you very much! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-005.gif

Afternoon, all! :wavey:

[WILDCHILD]

It's weird - about 1271 posts have been made on this thread and I have not contributed once - until now!
I missed it when it got popular. I kind of dont understand it.
Anyone wanna explain the concept of 'The Kiss of Death':love::blush::blush:

[Kaz]

About time too, Wildchild!

I've tried to explain the logic behind this thread before . . . . . . so here goes again!


At the very beginning, Boris posted this:

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was horrified how many had my name as the last poster.It seems that a post from Boris is the 'kiss of Death' and the strand dies.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


My response to her was:

quote:
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Boris - I've made it a personal mission of mine that you WON'T be the last person to post on this thread!
I WILL! (unless anyone else thinks differently).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


. . . . . . . and the rest, as you can see, is history - and great fun too!

And I'm still succeeding in my mission! :wavey:

[WILDCHILD]

Right...I THINK I get it. Cheers Kaz!:thumbs::spin2::thumbs:

[BigSister]

Im here:thumbs:

[Boris]

And here I am again to start the ball rolling once more !!!


How's the afternoon shift then?

See you've been discussing life 'onboard' without me.:shocked:Not sure I approve you know. Fraternisation between the services !!!:hugesmile:


Stand ready now...:xyxwave:


PS Wecome aboard Wildchild...glad to have you with us. You will enjoy it if you can cope with the 'insanity' !LOL:laugh:

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Boris - we meet again! Afternoon shift's doing just grand, thanks. :wavey:

I'll bear your advice in mind, however I don't think I'm really suited to a life on the ocean wave . . . . . especially as the thought of eating all that black pudding has made me feel decidedly queasy! So it's terra firma for the Captain, I think.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Very wise Captain....I have however, removed the derogatory comments made about the Admiral. I thought he might be offended and cease to help with the guarding of this thread , thus putting more weight upon your shoulders.

Now that just wouldn't be fair, would it .
:shocked:
He is not very speedy tonight tho'... perhaps he has gone to check up on provisions for the little red bottomed boat.
Anchors away me hearties.:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

Just popped in to see how this thread is doing and found you'd sneaked in as the last poster again, Boris.

Can't have that, can we? :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Di2001]

:laugh: You still keeping this thread alive then!!! :laugh:

[Boris]

Too right Di, too right !:laugh:


:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Oh yes, Di - it's still going strong.

A veritable labour of love.

And all for Boris. :love:

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

That's my girl....errr, Captain !!:xyxwave:

[rachb]

:thumbs::thumbs:here again Boris all on your own
http://www.platuglen.dk/Bamse2/026.jpg

[splodge0]

We have an imposter. If you hear Boris has been "done away with" DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!:shocked:

[Kaz]

Evening Admiral! :wavey:

An imposter?

Who?

Where?

Why wasn't I told about this? :laugh:

Why on earth would anyone want to 'do away with' Boris? The very essence of our mission is that we are here to protect her, isn't it? :conf:

Now I'm confusing myself! :spin2:

[peachy]

Methinks the Admiral has been listening to tittle-tattle and rumour.

Remember, dear Admiral that eavesdroppers never hear good of themselves.

[Boris]

Panic not....

Boris is alive and well and living in




HOPE !

:laugh:


( Wonder where that is ....get the map out !)

[Kaz]

Thank god for that! :wavey:

Admiral, have you been partaking of too many tots of Navy Rum this evening?

:nono:

[splodge0]

Stone cold sober:bawling:

[splodge0]

Originally posted by peachy
Methinks the Admiral has been listening to tittle-tattle and rumour.

Remember, dear Admiral that eavesdroppers never hear good of themselves.

I WAS invited in.............:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling ::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Sticks]

So what is wrong with Black Pudding

They are quite famous in Bury

http://www.burymarkettraders.co.uk/blackpuddings/1.jpg

As Janette and Graeme will testify.

See this link (http://www.burymarkettraders.co.uk/blackpuddings/index.htm)

They even have Black pudding throwing championships (http://www.philtaylorphoto.f9.co.uk/black_puddings.htm)

It is full of iron, and I have to make do with the sliced variety every week.

Just not the same of a true Chadwicks Bury Black Pudding :bawling:

[Amy]

Nice to see Boris is still be protected and that the mission is still going strong :hello:

:bouncy:

[Kaz]

Posted by Sticks
So what is wrong with Black Pudding
Nothing! I just don't like it, simple as that! :laugh:


Morning all. :wavey:

Mission 'Boriswatch' proceeding smoothly. Keep those eyes peeled!

http://www.gifs.net/animate/edge.gif

:xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Good morning all. Can I just celebrate with you all that I am now on BROADBAND!!!

:hello::colour::flower::flower::dance::dance::flow er::flower::dance::dance::colour::hello:

[kaphc]

OOOOh! how posh!!

just on a humble 56k modem myself!

we are not worthy...we are not worthy...

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by Kaz
Posted by Sticks
So what is wrong with Black Pudding
Nothing! I just don't like it, simple as that! :laugh:





NOTHING????


Have you seen what goes into it???
Black Pudding

These blood puddings are traditional to all Celtic countries, and are one of the earliest prepared foods known to man. Pig's, lamb's and goose blood can also be used.


Ingredients:


4 cups blood
1 tablespoon salt
1 1/4 cups milk
3 medium onions, chopped
12 ozs shredded suet
2 ozs oatmeal
pinch nutmeg
half teaspoon mixed herbs
half teaspoon cayenne pepper


Preparation:


Let the blood run into deep pan, and when cold add the salt.
Add the other ingredients, seasoning well,
and either put into prepared skins or into a large ovenproof dish, or basin.
This can then either be baked, the tin standing in another tin half filled with water,
covered and baked at 300 deg F, or gas mark 2 for around one hour 30 minutes,
or covered and steamed for the same length of time.
It is left to go cold, then sliced and fried up with eggs, bacon, sausages etc..


YUCKY YUCKY YUCK YUCK

On that note, why not take THIS TEST (http://www.vegsoc.org/survey/index.html)


http://www.vegsoc.org/pics/weblogo.jpg

:spin2::spin2::spin2::spin2:

[Kaz]

Thank you for that wonderfully descriptive post, ROB. :shocked:

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/danger1.gif

Anyone with a weak stomach or a bad hangover is advised NOT to read all about how black puddings are made!!!

Hopefully, my trusty troops are made of sterner stuff! :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im here now:thumbs:

[Boris]

Originally posted by peachy
Methinks the Admiral has been listening to tittle-tattle and rumour.
[Remember, dear Admiral that eavesdroppers never hear good of themselves.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



I WAS invited in.............


Hmmmmmmmmmm.....!

We will be keeping an EYE on you :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Boris. :wavey:

Are you a 'Black Pudding' fan?

:shocked:

[Boris]

I'm sorry Kaz....I have just deleted my previous answer to your innocent question.

The simple answer is YES. If I have a weakness, it is breakfast complete with black pudding. This would of course be best if taken in a nice hotel.However I do believe that the advent of the 'all day breakfast' was a step forward for all mankind.
I am at heart a frustrated traveller and would be happiest spending my time wandering the country, taking breakfast, complete with 'BP' in any hostelry of repute.

Think that should give you a better answer.

Fancy a trip around the country at all ?
:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

:laugh:

Let's talk about something else!

Work now finished for the day - and it's now official the weekend!

:colour: :colour: :colour:

[Boris]

Weekend.......My favourite!


Got any Good plans Captain.:wavey:

[Sticks]

Thanks for the recipie ROB, I will be able to have ago at making it for my self :thumbs:

Meanwhile here is another wonderful recipie :dance:

http://www.stickings90.freeserve.co.uk/images/haggis.jpg

Enjoy!
:hugesmile:

[Boris]

With the lack of activity tonight...........


I think I'm done for !!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !

:xyxwave:

[Amy]

FEAR NOT!!!!

I'm here :thumbs: :wavey:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Did someone call?
http://www.georgwilliams.com/images/bloodhound.jpg

never fear indeed, for I am on the trail

[Stowfordpress]

Seems to me some reinforcements might not go amiss.

May I be of assistance?:spin2::spin2::spin2:

[kaphc]

After such a quiet night last night, not much clearing up to do this morning then!

I presume everyone is busy having a life before next Friday arrives and we are all glued to the TV for the next 9 weeks!

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
Got any Good plans Captain
Apologies for my absence last night, Boris - I was unexpected invited out by the Brigadier General (OH!), where we spent a very pleasant evening discussing future tactics to safeguard this vital mission. :thumbs:

Posted by Stowfordpress
May I be of assistance?
Absolutely! The more the merrier, Stowfordpress. The mission is to ensure Boris is never the last to post on this thread, thereby giving it the 'Kiss of Death' - and I have pledged that I will ultimately have the honour of making the last post for her. However, my enthusiastic troops seem to have other ideas! :laugh:

Carry on, everyone! :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im here:thumbs:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by BigSister
Im here:thumbs:

And ?

[Stowfordpress]

Now now sticks. Big Sister was only reporting for duty, or are you officially a spikey stick Tut tut:nono::laugh:

[Kaz]

Thank you, Stowfordpress - pay no attention to Wing Commander Sticks . . . . . he's just being 'Sticks'!!!!

A bit uncalled for Sticks, old chap - my trusty troops are only doing their duty for Boris, and Lance Corporal BigSister was just letting us know she'd arrived for her shift.

Carry on, BigSister - you're doing a grand job. :thumbs:

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

It just seemed that her post was identical to other posts, word for word.

One was begining to suspect that BigSister had some wonderful software or some cunning macro set up that would make automatic posts on this thread at set times with the same message.

[sweetlittlesara]

I can't believe this thread is still running :shocked::shocked::shocked: I was sceptical at first but now i honestly believe it will still be running in years to come! Will it ever end, i can picture Kaz lying on her death bed, laptop in hand repeating over and over again "must save Boris...Must save Boris" :shocked::shocked::shocked:

[splodge0]

COR! What a good idea!!!!

Makes my pager thing obselete!!

[splodge0]

Originally posted by sweetlittlesara
I can't believe this thread is still running :shocked::shocked::shocked: I was sceptical at first but now i honestly believe it will still be running in years to come! Will it ever end, i can picture Kaz lying on her death bed, laptop in hand repeating over and over again "must save Boris...Must save Boris" :shocked::shocked::shocked:

NO I didn't mean Kaz was obsolete!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kaz]

Posted by sweetlittlesara
i can picture Kaz lying on her death bed, laptop in hand repeating over and over again "must save Boris...Must save Boris"
Oh Sara . . . . that did make me chuckle. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Although, the way this thread is going, it might not be too far from the truth! :shocked:

It's OK, Admiral - I realised that your post didn't refer to Sara's, but to Sticks' bizarre logic behind BigSister's post. :thumbs:

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/user1.gif

Must save Boris . . . . . .Must save Boris . . . . . .Must save Boris . . . . . .

:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

Sara, your post made me laugh too.

By the way, where IS Boris today?

http://www.platuglen.dk/mand-5/jcossack.gif

[Amy]

You don't think she could have been taken by Aliens do you :shocked:
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/very_first_smiley.gif


:shocked:

[Boris]

Boris is



HERE !:wavey::wavey::wavey:

Just returned from a gathering of the 'rellies'.Pretty much all survivng ones. Highlight of the afternoon was 3 of us playing the piano together ( in a fashion that will not catch on ) and singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody !


Bet you wish you were there. (OH didn't - miserable so and so....I will leave him a t home next time .)

Glad to see the thread is being guarded so well.

Thank you all .....

Atteeeeeeeeeeeeeention:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Evening Boris :wavey:
Glad you've had a great day :thumbs:
Welcome back to the thread :spin2:

[Boris]

Thanks Amy , it was lovely to see all the little ones playing together.

:xyxwave:

[Amy]

That's ok Boris :wavey: Just glad you had agood time and that your back here with us on this thread, we missed you :wavey:

[Kaz]

Boris!! :hello:

Amy had me worried for a bit, but I'm delighted that you're safe and well and that there is life outside TiBB! :laugh:

For a moment there I was worried
That our Boris had deserted the sight
After all of our troubles and efforts
To guard this thread with all of our might

But hooray, she is definitely still with us
And our fingers will have to be fast
To ensure that she never has to suffer
The fate of her post being last!

Evening shift at the ready! :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
I'm delighted that you're safe and well and that there is life outside TiBB! :laugh:


No one told me about this :shocked: :laugh:

[Kaz]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I haven't experienced it myself for a couple of years now, Amy . . . . . . but it must be out there somewhere!

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/alien15.gif

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[rachb]

evening Boris!!
http://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Mellem/sg21.gif

[Boris]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

The TiBB 'Barmy Army' having a laugh !!!:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

There you are, Boris!!

I was beginning to get worried about you. All this talk of aliens!!

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/alien17.gif

[Kaz]

Good work, Sergeant RachB. :thumbs:

Hello again, Boris - sounds like you've had a fab day. I would love to have been a fly on the wall to hear your rendition of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'! Were you the falsetto voice, I wonder? :laugh:

The thread was in safe hands, even during your absence. My trusty troops are second to none.

Give yourselves a round of applause, troops! :hello: :hello: :hello:

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

There is nothing 'Alien' about me Mairi and I haven't been snatched.

I keep my guard up at all times.

It is only rumour that has me at risk of any such thing. But thank you for your concern .


And Kaz....concerning the Bohemian Rhapsody....I can , of course, be all things to all people. So you may have heard me singing falsetto, but I did all other parts at one time or another along with my nephew and his girlfried...who joined in gamely !
:spin2::xyxwave:

[rachb]

ok captain Kaz
http://www.platuglen.dk/Haender/klap.gif
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
I would love to have been a fly on the wall to hear your rendition of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'! Were you the falsetto voice, I wonder? :laugh:


Someone mention Bohemian Rhapsody (http://www.stickings90.freeserve.co.uk/audio/bohemian.mid) :dance:

[Kaz]

OK, troops - that's enough self-congratulations. :laugh:

Time to get back on the http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/look1.gif out!!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Our guys are on it


http://www.boeing.com/companyoffices/gallery/images/infoelect/ukawacs2.jpg

:dance:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Morning everyone:wavey:

Can't think of anything spectacular to put, but as it is the 60th anniversary of the dambusters raid here's a piccie in the best Sticks tradition :


http://www.rcsimulations.com/dam3.gif

[Kaz]

Afternoon, all! :wavey:

Quiet today so far!

Ah, the Dambusters! Did a fantastic job, thanks to Barnes Wallace and his incredible 'bouncing bombs' - amazing invention.

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/ball2.gif

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

The spring has sprung,
The grass is riz,
I wonder Where poor Boris is ???????
But Boris is at hand again,
Back from an Alien land again......



( they do say you can't remember anything for a while.....hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe I was abducted after all. I feel like a bit of a Alien today. A wet Sunday and all I want to do is sleep. Of course it could have something to do with a burglar alarm going off continuously last nght between 12.00and 3.00a.m.:mad:

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

Afternoon Boris :wavey:

Alien encounters hey, scary business :shocked:

[Kaz]

Good to see you again, Boris. :wavey:

I see our mission has become doubly difficult now - not only do we have to protect you from being the last to post, but we've also to protect you from aliens!

Mind you, some of them can be quite cute!

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/alien2.gif

Rest assured we're on the case. :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im here now
Reporting for Duty :hello:

[Janette]

Glad it's not spelling, bigsister!


:laugh::love::laugh:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
I see our mission has become doubly difficult now - not only do we have to protect you from being the last to post, but we've also to protect you from aliens!


It's ok on that front.

Had a word with a gentleman with some kind of adanoid problem, and I have managed to negotiate the use of one of these things

http://www.galactic-voyage.com/images/SW Ships/death star.jpg

To deal with any alien menace :thumbs:

[Mairi]

Well done, Sticks!!

That should sort the pesky little creatures out. :hello:

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/alien23.gif

[Boris]

One ,two, three, four , five ,
Purple people eaters......


Has anyone seen my new friends ???
They were here a moment ago.:conf:

[rachb]

Are these the friends you are looking for Boris?
http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/Ghoullies.gif

[Kaz]

Oh no!

Those pesky aliens have abducted some of my undercover troops! :shocked:

http://www.gifs.net/animate/icecave.gif

Boris, you really should pick your friends more carefully! :laugh:

Night shift - be doubly alert tonight! :xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Time to bring this little guy out again I think...........

[Mairi]

Love him, ROB.

They're getting everywhere, aren't they? :laugh:

http://www.gifs.net/animate/iamcool.gif

[Kaz]

Morning, all! :wavey:

Where is everyone today? Surely the aliens haven't got to you all. :laugh:

Boris needs you!

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/dog16.gif

:xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Sorry all! I couldn't get on the site earlier...:bawling::bawling:.it wouldn't let me!

I kept on
http://www.toons.artie.com/ransfrans/arg-shermluck-lookaround-sm-url.gif

and eventually it was back.

I wasn't slacking - honestly!

[Kaz]

That's OK, ROB - I had exactly the same problem. Still, if we couldn't get here, then neither could Boris! :laugh:

Still a quiet day, though . . . . . where are my Sergeants, and the Admiral? Lost at sea? :shocked:

or maybe just having a break from duty.
:laugh:

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/gfield2.gif

I can cope! :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im finally here
Ready and Waiting:hugesmile:

[Romantic Old Bird]

I know Kaz, it's a bit empty today.........

[Boris]

The M6 is awash,
I thought my car would float,
What I needed was the 'ADmiral'
In his little red bottomed boat !!!!!


Ship ahoy.....
Spaceship ahoy......
Anyone ahoy...........


Well I know It took me a while to arrive today but you would think SOMEONE would notice.

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Kaz]

Hi Boris - your faithful Captain is here. :wavey:

Bad weather in your part of the country?

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/cloud1.gif

Hasn't been too bad in Scotland! :thumbs:

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

I noticed Boris!!

:hello::hello:

[Sticks]

Bright Sunshine here :hugesmile:

[Boris]

Thanks everyone.........


Captain - Yes the weather has been a bit 'iffy'.It kept the worst fot my homeward journey.

Sticks - Don't rub it in !

Kaphc - I'm glad SOMEONE noticed !Thank you :love:

:xyxwave:Keep up the good work .

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris - at your service! :wavey:

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/man42.gif

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Looking VERY smart tonight Captain..............but, um, errrr,
You seem to be out of uniform.

Is that how you dress for your 'other' job ?:wavey:

[Kaz]

Oh, that's not me, Boris - that's my little butler who looks after me in the Officers' Mess. Thought he might be of assistance to you tonight. :laugh:

He's a very obliging fellow! :xyxwave:

[Boris]

I could do with an 'obliging little fellow' around here sometimes Captain.And there was I thinking you'd been 'moonlighting' !:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Whats this no protection for Boris at the end of the thread :shocked: Where are they all :conf:

[Kaz]

Who, me? :shocked:

Oh no - my mission is FAR too important for that!

Nothing on earth will distract me
My mission is simple and clear
If this is the last post on this thread
Then it's my name that will be here!

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

I know I'm safe with you around Captain.

The Captain's behind me,
She will not fail,
And I'll have no need
To weep and wail !:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Absolutely, Boris!

The TiBB Barmy Army will keep you safe. Night shift, ready to begin your shift?

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/soldier7.gif

Carry on! :xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Sorry about this but it looks like we are being re-assigned a new mission. :shocked:

There will be more information given as the need arises.

We hope the briefing will be complete sometime tonight, but we can not make any promises.

It has been good providing air cover and we hope the new guys will be inplace soon.

Excuse me now I have to make sure my plane is ready to fly to the new air base where we have been transferred.

[Sticks]

Before I go Here is an interesting link (http://www.av8.org/av8fst-uk/ranks.html)

Apparently I out ranked Kaz

Sorry about that :laugh:

[Kaz]

Granted, Wing Commander Sticks. However, as this is MY mission for Boris, then untimately I must hold the title of 'Officer in Charge', irrespective of the ranks of assisting personnel. :laugh:

Anyone seen the Navy's presence here today? I'm getting a bit concerned about the Admiral - hope his little red bottomed boat hasn't sprung a leak somewhere! :shocked:

http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/SailingBoat.gif

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Its ok captain Kaz just been out to get the admiral a nice new Boat!!:dance::dance:
he seems to like it:laugh:
http://www.platuglen.dk/Skib/offcourse.gif

[kaphc]

Now that's what I call snazzy!!!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Good morning me hearties!

I think I prefer the admiral's old boat - sorry Rachb!

I mean, it was better designed for pillaging, ransacking the north east coast-line, and of course, for the annual Fjord Fest outing.

Remember this one? Happy days. Here we all are having a lovely day out.

I know I am directing operations at the stern, and the Admiral and Mark are obviously for'ard, but remind me which one each of you all are.

I think that's Steve-o with the handlebar moustache, and the Prophet of Doom just in fro t of the Admiral, but I'm not sure where Kaz and Lee are.

Was that the day you both stayed behind to roast a few wild boar with the travelling minstrels?

Aaah, memories!
http://www.smallfilms.co.uk/noggin/longboat.jpg

[Kaz]

Morning, ROB! :wavey:

My goodness, where did you find that picture? I do believe that's me, at the back right hand side of the boat, with the slightly puzzled look on my face.

If my memory serves me correctly, the Admiral was convinced that he had spotted a
http://www.petrajane.clara.co.uk/images/mermaid.jpg
in the distance. But I think it was either halucinations from drinking the sea water, or too much rum the night before! :laugh:

Happy days! :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Im here
Ready and waiting

[Boris]

Rain ,rain go away,
Nearly washed away today,
Children all cooped up and mad,
Life in school shouln't be this bad.
Sunshine please come back I said,
Or else I'm going home to bed.


( Now there's a thought !)

Hello everyone. At least we got out for 10 minutes today..........


I like the look of the Admirals new boat.Do you think he will run 'daytrips ' in it ? That would be fun!

See you all later :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

Glad you could pop in. Another rainy day in your neck of the woods, was it? It was lovely up here this morning, clouded over a bit at lunchtime, and then the afternoon was good again. However . . . . . precisely on 5.15 p.m. , just as I was about to leave work, the heavens opened. :bawling:

Soaked, I was! Could have done with the Admiral's new boat to get me home! :spin:

:dance:

[Mairi]

Although it's sunny here now, this afternoon we had high winds and heavy rain. It felt really cold too. Brrrrrrrrrr.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/thundercloud.gif

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by Mairi
Although it's sunny here now, this afternoon we had high winds and heavy rain. It felt really cold too. Brrrrrrrrrr.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/thundercloud.gif

Oooh Mairi, there's fancy!!

[splodge0]

We're here!!:colour:

[Boris]

My word....Is this the Admiral ?

I thought he had floated away !


Evening there Admiral. Ship to shore OK ?
:xyxwave:

[rachb]

evening Boris:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
glad to see you back on duty splodge:thumbs:

[Boris]

The day is nearly over,
Now it's getting dark,
I'm going to go to bed soon ,
As I get up with the lark !


Night shift reporting for duty ,......I hope.

Seem to be a bit 'thin' on the ground of late !


Attennnnnnnnnnnnntion!:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Night shift at the ready Boris :thumbs:
We will protect :thumbs:

[rachb]

Sleep well Boris you're in safe hands!
http://www.platuglen.dk/Bamse3/troetelbeer%2002.gif

[Kaz]

Good work, my trusty Sergeants. Your Captain is very proud of you both. :thumbs:

Hope you do sleep well Boris, but if you can't, here's something that might help.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/schaf.gif

Carry on, night shift. :xyxwave:

[Maggie]

:xyxwave: can't sleep, so thought I'd help out

[Romantic Old Bird]

Good morning shipmates!


http://www.gifs.net/animate/galmove.gif

Are we all shipshape?
http://www.gifs.net/animate/sailboat.gif

and, indeed, Bristol fashion?
http://www.ukpics.net/images/britishisles/bristolbath/newbridge.jpg


http://www.gifs.net/animate/boat.gif

[Kaz]

Hi, Maggie - thanks for taking the graveyard shift last night - much appreciated. :wavey:

Morning, ROB - yes, I'm in fine fettle today. If you're looking for me I'll just be hanging around in case Boris pops by.

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/cat63.gif

I'm on my mission
And it's forging ahead
To save our friend Boris
From killing this thread.

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

Better bring some firemen in to rescue that cute-looking cat, Captain Kaz!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by kaphc
Better bring some firemen in to rescue that cute-looking cat, Captain Kaz!!

I don't know about that.............

It looks like a job for
http://www.geocities.com/clarkanimations/Denise659_suo_ani2.gif
to me!!

[kaphc]

Oh no, the picture is just a red cross ROB!

Now we'll have to guess who you mean .....

Could it be a certain young lad, strapping and able to climb trees whlist simultaneously touching his hair 143 times to ensure it still looks good?

[Romantic Old Bird]

No, it was actually

[kaphc]

Isn't that the same thing????

[Romantic Old Bird]

It is, but is wasn't there until I saved it onto my computer instead of pointing to it and well...you know!:hugesmile:


Anyway, the board is very lively and we can't let this slip so........

[BigSister]

Im here:xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

How did the lit exam go Bigsister?

[BigSister]

It went fine ROB
Thanks for asking:hugesmile:

[Boris]

Hello everyone, Just popped in to see how the Troops are tonight.


You'll NEVER guess......


It's STILL raining !I'm begining to look like a raisin !:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Horrible rain!!
http://www.platuglen.dk/Paraplyer/vejr5.gif

[Mairi]

Still raining here too, Boris.

I'm beginning to think we had our summer in April this year!!

http://www.platuglen.dk/Paraplyer/04.gif

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

Sorry I wasn't here to welcome you in person today - I was out on patrol with the TiBB guard dog (also called Kaz!) :laugh:

Sorry to hear you've had rain again today. Don't want to rub it in or anything, but up here we've had a lovely warm day with glorious sunshine.

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/sky2.gif

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Just dropped by to collect a few things, what is wrong with rain. It can be quite beautiful :thumbs:

Hear Ladysmith Black Mabazo on the matter (1,235 Kb) (http://www.gsne03768.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/audio/beautifulrain.rm)

[Boris]

Nothing wrong with rain Sticks....until it NEVEr stops !


Think am 'prune' not 'raisin'. :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Evening Boris :xyxwave: raining here today too :bawling:

[peachy]

Bunty and Floss Ride Again !

It seems there is a plot…..

Details I know not,

But Boris is in danger

From an unknown passing stranger. ( or maybe 2)



Remember long ago,

A ‘Paul Clarke’ on a show,

Inspiring ladies ‘mellow’

To go and take that fellow. ( Hadley Wood chronicles URL)



Well ……They have heard it said,

And this I SURELY dread,

That Paul Clarke hides in ‘drag’,

And is that worthy ‘hag’. (Boris ? – NO !)



So Bunty and friend Floss,

Out to recoup their loss,

Are calling for some aid,

To kidnap that poor comrade.



To Minsk they have departed,

To complete what they have started,

But Boris is not Paul,

And their dreams will take a fall.





Watch this thread for further developments. BUT …..be very careful where you speak of it, you never know WHO is listening LOL.

[Boris]

Good grief What is all this ?

I hope the good Captain is to hand... I thinkI need protection from 2 lusty ladies who have mistaken me for someone else.


HEEEEEELP !:xyxwave:

[Amy]

We're here for you Boris :thumbs:
Captain Kaz shouldn't be long :wavey:

[Kaz]

Here I am, Boris! :wavey:

Oh my word, just what is going on
Have Bunty and Floss been at the sherry again?
There's trouble afoot, of that I can tell
So stand fast my troops, and guard Boris well.

:xyxwave:

[splodge0]

Errrrr, Peachy, don't like to tell you but Boris is still here...................:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh ::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

:colour::colour::colour:
:colour::colour:
:colour:

"The Admiral":spin2:

[Kaz]

Thank goodness for that! :colour:

Boris, don't fear
Your troops they are here
To do all that we can
To save you from harm.

My mission's the same
To protect your good name
And ensure that this thread
Will never be 'dead'.

:xyxwave:

[Maggie]

Can't sleep again, so thought I'd do the night shift. :laugh:

Never fear Boris, Red Sonia will protect you, Bunty and Flossy will never get you :colour: :elephant: :colour:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Poor old Maggie - trouble is
She really hasn't slept
And like the trooper that she is
A watch on here she's kept

So well done faithful friend
Now you can go and have a rest
For I am here a hand to lend
So put me to the test!

Now what's all this I hear about
Two ladies on the town?
Are Floss and Bunty, strong and stout
About to let us down?

Everything they do we know
Has very best intentions
But when the sherry's in full flow
It mars their interventions

They have been known to terrorize
Poor young and winsome chaps
The sherry seems to neutralise
Their morals, and they lapse

Perhaps more accurately they fall-
They plummet from good grace
Their inhibitions go and all
Their standards they debase

They want a man, and they won't wait
They'll fight, they'll cheat, they'll maim
So lock your doors, avoid your fate
Or you'll never be the same.......


:shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Kaz]

Thanks again, Maggie - we can't be too careful now. It'll need all hands on deck to protect Boris from the threat of kidnap! :shocked:

Don't worry, Boris - I'm on guard!

http://www.platuglen.dk/Hunde/gpalaced3.gif

Come on, troops - your Boris needs you. :xyxwave:

[rachb]

Morning troops
http://www.platuglen.dk/And/and002.gif

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Originally posted by Kaz


http://www.platuglen.dk/Hunde/gpalaced3.gif



hee hee Kaz, my 2 year old godson spent AGES just sitting watching that image and screaming with laughter every time the dog came out awww :joker::joker::joker:

[Boris]

Afternoon shift coming to a close I think.

Twighlight approaching.


Everything Ok Captain......?

No marauders about I trust .

As you were .....:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Evening shift signing on Boris:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::thumbs::thumbs::t humbs:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris - all quiet on the TiBB front! :wavey:

I think my trusty guardog has been keeping any potential kidnappers at bay. Glad to hear he kept your godson amused, Sara! :thumbs:

Keep your guard up, everyone! :xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Oooooooh, I say! Did YOU know there was a film called 'Kiss of Death', starring Victor Manure (as he was always affectionately known in our house......)
http://www.law.utexas.edu/lpop/advocat/kiss.jpg

Not a lot of people know that..........
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/eric_morecambe.jpg

[BusyBee]

ROB you really are the font of all knowledge - is there any end to your grasp of all things trivial.:hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Evening all! :wavey:

It seems to be quite quiet
And Boris is still here
But still the threat of kidnap
Is one she has to fear

So we must stay on guard
Until the danger's past
Only then will I achieve my mission
Of my post being the last.

(Oh yes it WILL! :laugh:)

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

Not yet Kaz ..... That would be too easy!!

:dance::dance:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well, I think on the dawn of a new big brother we need to salute the sterling work of this particular thread, and all the stalwarts who supported it.

Glad to see that Maggie seems to have had a good night's sleep:hugesmile:

This thread has kept us going through the dark times, through the desert of the later inter-reality months. We did not falter. We held firm. We battened down our hatches, and we weathered the storm. We dug in, and when necessary, we garnered our reserves of strength and went over the top and faced the enemy......

Never before have so many been so indebted to the actions of so few.

This isn't the end. It isn't the beginning of the end, but it is the end of the beginning.



We will watch them in the morning, we will watch them in the evening. We will watch them through the dark and lonely hours of the night......

I can promise you nothing but food drink, chikens and rows.

This is our finest hour.

There may be some who wish it was not on, but

What's he that wishes so?

The Mirror says it were not good, and will have none

If we are mark'd to watch, we are enough

To keep the vigil clear; and if it's live,

The longer that we watch, the greater knowledge that we have.

God's will! To like it, wish not one man more.

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,

Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;

It yearns me not if laugh at my expense;

Such outward things dwell not in my desires:

But if it be a sin to covet more,

I am the most offending soul alive.

No, faith, my coz, wish not another convert

God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour

As one man more, methinks, would share from me

For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!

Rather proclaim it, TIBB-ers, through our host,

That he which hath no stomach to this sight,

Let him depart; his passport shall be made

And crowns for convoy put into his purse:

We would not watch in that man's company

That fears his fellowship to watch with us


This day is called the first of Big Brother

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,

Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,

And rouse him at the name of Big Brother.

She that shall live this day, and see old age,

Will, yearly on the vigil, feast her neighbours,

And say “To-morrow is Big Brother.”

Then will she show the beers stains on the carpet,

And say “These stains I got on final day.”

Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,

But she’ll remember, with advantages,
What feats she did that day.

Then shall their names,

Familiar in her mouth as household words -
Nick the Nasty,
Bubble and Dean,
Helen and Paul,
Spencer and Jade-

Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.

This story shall the good woman teach her son;

And Big Brother shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in they shall be rememberéd -

We few, we happy few, we band of TIBB-ers;

For he today that watches it with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile*,

This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now at work

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks

That watched with us upon Big Brother day................


http://pages.cabrini.edu/jzurek/shakes/images/H5oncartweb.jpg

[Kaz]

Curses, foiled again! :bawling::bawling: :laugh:

Some day surely my time will come
For there really can be only one
To bring this thread to a dignified end
It is my mission for Boris, my friend. :love:

[Maggie]

Not today Babe, sorry :love:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Nope, it's just not going to happen, is it?:laugh:

[BusyBee]

The end is not yet nigh :devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Boris]

The end is not yet nigh

No my dear but the holidays are.............................................



Hip , hip hooray
It's the hols today,
A whole weeks break,
A piece of cake.

Hmmmmmmmm.....now what to do with myself .

Travel the country,
Meet friends old and new,
Lots to see,
Lots to do.

Now where shall I start????

North or South ?
South or North?
North or South?
South or North ?

Any suggestions anyone ??:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Hello, Boris! :wavey:

Lucky you having a week's holiday - I have to make do with a measly one day public holiday on Monday! Still, it means one more day to get to know the new BB housemates! :thumbs:

If you are planning a trip, though - you could pick far worse places to visit than Bonnie Scotland.

http://www.inverness-highlands.com/edc.jpg

Good to see you're still safe and well - no sign recently of those pesky renegades Bunty and Floss. :thumbs:

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Boris
Any suggestions anyone ??:xyxwave:

Dare I suggest that you watch Big Brother, Boris? :laugh:

[Boris]

Dare I suggest that you watch Big Brother, Boris?

Now there' s a thought !:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Why didn't I think of that? DOH!!!! :spin2:

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/toon1.gif

Must be concentrating so much on achieving my mission that I've lost the power of rational thought!

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Poor, poor, Kaz !:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Never mind me - poor, poor Boris! :shocked:

Everyone too engrossed in the start of BB4 to notice that you were left at the end of this thread. :shocked:

But never fear
For I am here
I'll be your saving grace
And take over last place.

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

we'll still keep a look out for Boris captain Kaz don't worry:wavey:

[BusyBee]

We will not desert you Boris - you can really on your loyal soldiers to protect you.:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Amy]

I'll still look after you Boris, even though i've officially left the thread today :shocked: but how could i leave you as last post :spin2: :wavey:

[Sticks]

Now that BB4 is in play, is it not time for Kaz to make her final post and lock the thread. It has fulfilled its purpose and now itis time for it to fade into the archives of TiBB

[Kaz]

What do you think, my faithful TiBB Barmy Army? :spin2:

Should I make a post and then lock the thread :bawling:

Or should I tell Sticks to stop being a big party poop? :laugh:

You decide ..........................

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Should I make a post and then lock the thread


:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:: bawling::bawling::bawling:


I'm too upset to speak !!!!:bawling:

[Kaz]

Oh Boris! I don't want do do that - honest I dont. I'd quite happily carry on this thread until my fingers drop off! :shocked:

As Magnus Magnusson so eloquently said ...... 'I've started so I'll finish'. It's when I finish that's open to question.

Well, Barmy Army - what do you think? Remember, if your decision causes Boris untold upset, you'll have to live with that on your consciences for a very long time!

Over to you ..................... :xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Listen, just let me know if you want me to stop!

I mean, no one appreciated my soliloquy (?)to BB yesterday morning, but I am not disheartened :bawling:

I will soldier on until told otherwise.

In fact, I could end up like THIS GUY!! (http://home.texoma.net/~hardini/soldier.html)

[splodge0]

NEVER

Is that simple enough?:love:

:colour:

[Boris]

My Hero ! (again):love:

[Amy]

We won't leave you Boris :thumbs: KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE :hello:

[BigSister]

I wanmt it 2 stay alive:xyxwave:

[Maggie]

Yep, it's never going to stop :colour: :love: :colour:

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Troops! Thanks for your support - Boris will be thrilled! :wavey:

Well, Sticks - the TiBB Barmy Army have spoken - the 'Kiss of Death' thread WILL NOT DIE!!! :hello::hello::hello:

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/x/firewrk1.gif

Carry on everyone! :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

How could we desert Boris in her hour of need.

WE SHALL BE THERE - WE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN.

:flower::flower::flower::flower:

[Steph]

Seeing as everyone else seems to have posted on this thread, maybe I should too :dance:

Stephxxxxx

[Boris]

Let me say in reply to your words of support......

I love you all !!!!:love::love:

:love::love::love::love::love::love::love:

:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

Aaaw, thank you Boris. :love:

Hope you're enjoying BB4. :laugh:

[Boris]

Yes thanks, Mairi. Although I haven't been able o watch since the 'cut out' of pictures this AM. Just what were they doing to be censored like that ? ? ? ?

The mind boggles :shocked:

[Amy]

Evening Boris :wavey:

[Boris]

Hi there, Mrs. O'Leary. So glad you wanted to carry on in the TiBB Barmy Army.

Sensible really , it is SO hard to make a career change at any time of life, and after all you had had promotion to sergeant !.:wavey:

See you again soon :xyxwave:

[Amy]

:wavey: I had to stay to protect you Boris :thumbs: As you said i did get a promotion too :wavey:

[Kaz]

Evening all! :wavey:

Firstly, can I just say .............

Boris, we love you too! :love:

............. otherwise, why else would we be carrying on with this mad, crazy, pointless, yet hugely enjoyable thread? :laugh:

Sergeant Amy - such devotion to duty. I know that I accepted your resignation a while ago, but I just knew that when it came to the crunch, you just wouldn't let Boris down in her hour of need. Well done! :thumbs:

And I see we have a new recruit to the thread - welcome Steph. :hello: Have you any idea what this thread is actually about? No? Well join the club! :laugh:

Over to you, night shift. :xyxwave:

[Maggie]

Night shift signing on :thumbs: never fear we'll be here :bouncy: :laugh: :laugh: :bouncy:

[Kaz]

Sterling work on the night shift, Maggie. :thumbs:

Greetings, troops - all quiet on the Boris front, I see. Keep vigilant, though . . . . . you never can tell when she might pay us a flying visit!

http://www.gifs.net/animate/plane2u.gif

Is it a bird? It is a plane? NO - it's Boris!!! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Hey Boris, just been watching the final of American Idol, so what can I say except;

'I love you Dawg!' Go Ruben
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/21/idol.winner.reut/story.ruben.wins.ap.jpg The Velvet Teddy bear won!!

(Believe me, that's a term of endearment!!)

Sorry I have been AWOL, but have been entertaining two Dutchmen, a husband (OK, 3 Dutchmen) a son and a pregnant lady ethnicly extracted from the Indian subcontinent.

Oh, how they all laughed last night at our nul point

Mind you, I did too.

Sadly, however, I have been unable to watch much BB or to support the KOD!

But I am back.

:hugesmile:

[Boris]

So pleased to have you here again Rob....and my, you have been busy with all those people. You were missed.

Is it a bird? It is a plane? NO - it's Boris!!!


Errrrrrrr, Kaz I have been likened to many things in my life , but never before a plane in flight.

Now a barrage balloon - well that would have been a different matter.

My day so far ?...Well earlier on at least.....

Staying in bed on a Sunday,
Is something I quite like to do,
Reading a book ,
Or chat on the phone,
Now how does THAT sound to you ???

I won't tellyou that I have manged to burn the dinner this pm by falling asleep in front of the golf on TV. No , no BB for me this afternoon. OH is watching the golf and I am too idle to go upstairs and watch there !

Afternoon shift ... Hope all is well - Attennnnnnnnnnnnnntion :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Afternoon Boris :spin2:

[Boris]

:wavey:

[Amy]

:wavey: :thumbs:

[bbceleb1]

:wavey::laugh:

[sweetlittlesara]

Right...so this has turned into lets leave a smilie game...hmm which one shall i leave...

:devil:

[BigSister]

Afternoon everyone:wavey:

[rachb]

never fear Boris I've got a few friends to help out for a few weeks until BB is over and everyone is back on duty!!
http://www.platuglen.dk/Tegneserier/Peterplys-div/winni28.gif
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[notahughfan]

On one of my regular boards I am the ultimate thread-killer so.........


THE END :spin:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Hi Boris!


http://perso.wanadoo.fr/tholmes/images/series/wonder/wwoman01.jpg

What I want to know is: Is it Wonder Womanski, or is it Dermot in Drag? The pose is awfully familiar........

[Mairi]

Originally posted by notahughfan
On one of my regular boards I am the ultimate thread-killer

I don't think you will be on this thread, notahughfan. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kaz]

Absolutely not! No way Jose!! :laugh:

If anyone is to kill off this thread
I've sworn that it will be me
And some day I'll achieve my mission
Just watch me .. one day, you'll see!

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/tholmes/images/series/wonder/wwoman01.jpg

Ohhhhhhh Rob, you have just blown my cover ! My diguise is no longer viable.:shocked:

[Steph]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That woman is scaaarrrryyyyy :shocked:

wooh look at the elephants go!!! elephant::elephant: I used to have a reocurring nightmare about pink elephants actually :elephant::elephant:

Stephxxxxx

[splodge0]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/tholmes/images/series/wonder/wwoman01.jpg

OOOOOOOOOOOOH:love:

:colour::colour::colour:
:colour::colour:
:colour:

[Boris]

That's me dear boy...that's me !



( in my dreams !):xyxwave:

[splodge0]

[/b]OR.....[/b]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/tholmes/images/series/wonder/wwoman06.jpg

OR

http://tholmes.free.fr/images/cinema/stuart/stuart004.jpg




:colour:

[Boris]

Well .........What am I to say now !:blush:

Admiral Splodge , I fear you have been at sea TOOOOO long. Errr, Just how is the little 'red bottomed' boat ?


As you were Troops ,


Attennnnnnnnnnnntion:xyxwave:

[Steph]

http://www.williamyoung.biz/forum/images/smiles/Salute.gif

Stephxxxxx

[Kaz]

Evening, troops! :wavey:

Well done to our new recruit, Steph and to the Admiral (where HAVE you been recently!!) for guarding the thread so ably over the last few hours.

Boris - what can I say! Stunning figure - and I bet you don't do any exercise and can eat whatever you like as well. I'm very envious. :laugh:

Night shift ready for the handover? The success of this mission is now in your capable hands.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Boris - what can I say! Stunning figure - and I bet you don't do any exercise and can eat whatever you like as well. I'm very envious.


In my dreams Captain.... in my Dreams !

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Evening Boris:thumbs::thumbs:
http://www.platuglen.dk/Sjove-seatninger-3/1005-003-52-1042.gif

[Boris]

Well al i can say to that is..........


Blinding !!!!

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

if we are on the subject of figures,have a look at this
http://www.platuglen.dk/Sjove-seatninger-3/BurgerSupreme.gif
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
I'm the one in the yellow top
:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Mark]

2.40am and not a soul around :bawling:

I must get some :sleep: - and leave this thread unprotected until the morning :laugh:

- Mark

[Janette]

Good morning everyone, I'll hang around until the regular troops are back to take over.

:thumbs:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Morning all

[Kaz]

Morning, all! :wavey:

Very impressing, RSM ROB - been experimenting with Paintshop Pro, have we? :laugh:

I see we were even graced with a visit from Supreme Commander Mark during the graveyard shift last night - thank you Sir, much appreciated. :thumbs:

Now, I seem to recall that Boris is on holiday this week, so she could visit at any time - keep vigilant my faithful troops!

http://www.platuglen.dk/Oejne/look.gif out, Boris might be about! :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Now, I seem to recall that Boris is on holiday this week, so she could visit at any time


Too right Captain.....and silent in 'Awe and Wonder' at the magnitude of a visit from the 'Supreme Commander'.




( Is this a first ?):shocked:




:xyxwave:Carry On .......left right, left right !

[rachb]

http://www.platuglen.dk/Sjove-seatninger-3/Goodmorning.gif

[Kaz]

Morning, Sergant Rachb. :wavey: Morning, Boris! :wavey:

I do believe the Supreme Commander visited the thread once before during its very early days, so it's heartening to see that he's still keeping a watchful eye over our mission. :thumbs:

Keep up the good work, everyone.

http://www.platuglen.dk/Div-8/eyeballs.gif

:xyxwave:

[Maggie]

Glad to see THE BOSS took over the night shift last night :thumbs: I went out so was a little sleepy :blush: :blush: :blush: not to say merry :blush: :blush: :blush:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
Now, I seem to recall that Boris is on holiday this week, so she could visit at any time - keep vigilant my faithful troops!

http://www.platuglen.dk/Oejne/look.gif out, Boris might be about! :xyxwave:

No sign of Boris yet Captain
http://www.platuglen.dk/Oejne/walnu3d1.gif