The 'Kiss of Death' !

[Boris]

As there is nothing much on the board at present I was taking a look at 'past' posts. I was horrified how many had my name as the last poster.It seems that a post from Boris is the 'kiss of Death' and the strand dies.

Come on everyone, put a bit of 'life 'into the posts.

Thank YOu.:spin2:

[Boris]

Ok, Ok, Ok,
on 2nd look maybe there are not so many.

:blush::blush::blush:

[Kaz]

You're not last in this thread now, Boris.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:wavey:

[Romantic Old Bird]

No, she isn't, but I have that knack as well!

[Boris]

Don't know if I DARE to post here........:shocked:

Love the fish Rob .

[Kaz]

Boris - I've made it a personal mission of mine that you WON'T be the last person to post on this thread!

I will! (unless anyone else thinks differently. :laugh:)

:wavey:

[Janette]

Go on then, just to be awkward!


:laugh:

[Kaz]

Trying to steal the glory, Janette? :nono:

You WILL NOT succeed!

I WILL be the last person to post on this thread. Just anyone try and stop me. :laugh:

:devil:

[Janette]

This is going to end up the longest thread in history Kaz!


:joker:

[Kaz]

Possibly . . . . . . . . very possibly. :spin:

But I WILL NOT give up my quest - I promised Boris that I would be the last person to post on this thread, and I WILL!!!!!

(and I kinda like using the word WILL a lot! :spin:)

I WILL make the last post on this thread, whether it's tonight, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year . . . . . . . .

:shocked:

[Amy]

oops wrong thread :laugh: hehe Kaz has to post again :laugh:

[Kaz]

:nono: :nono: :nono: Amy.

I could have used my mighty Admin. powers :laugh: and just deleted your post :shocked: but - NO - that wouldn't be right.

I promised Boris, so I WILL achieve my mission.

All attempts to thwart me WILL be futile. :spin:

[Janette]

WILL



Ooh, it is nice isn't it!


:laugh:

[Kaz]

WILL you please stop doing that, Janette.

When dear Boris next looks at this thread, I WILL have made the last post!

So there. :spin:

[rachb]

willmellor or young?????
sorry now i've done it:blush::blush::blush:

[Kaz]

Rachb - if I didn't know you any better, I'd swear you did that on purpose! :spin2:

The gorgeous WILL Young of course - although Will Mellor is a very fine young man as well. :thumbs:

Phew - still have made the last post on this thread - Boris WILL be pleased. I won't let you down, Boris.

:colour:

[Janette]

Originally posted by rachb
willmellor or young?????



Ooh, can I have both???????????


:thumbs:

[Kaz]

WILL you please carry on this discussion on another thread. :nono:

I'm signing off now, and I'll be most disappointed if my post isn't the last one on this thread when I log in again tomorrow.

I WILL be the last! :spin:

[Mairi]

Hello Kaz.

Just dropped by to wish you the very best of luck in your mission.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Janette]

Aw, you've just spoilt it for Kaz!



Shame :bawling:


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[LEE]

I think it is just a feeble ploy by Kaz to try and catch my post count up. :laugh:

It's not gonna work though :hugesmile:

[Janette]

Definitely LEE, so I thought I would post to stop that happening!


:thumbs:

[rachb]

I'm way behind you all,if anyone needs to catch up its me:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Amy]

Poor Kaz http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/mecry.gif she WON'T be happy :bawling:

[Janette]

Shame!


:laugh:

[LEE]

I can see this becoming the longest thread in the history of TiBB lol :laugh:

[Amy]

Well Janette what will you do if this happens http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1041677399.gif

[Mairi]

Originally posted by LEE
I can see this becoming the longest thread in the history of TiBB lol

Oh? What makes you think that, LEE?

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/engel/angel-smiley-008.gif

[Janette]

Don't blame me, I'm just making sure that Boris doesn't find herself being the kiss of death again!


:thumbs:


Increasing my post count has nothing to do with it at all!


:laugh:

[rachb]

you are so kind janette:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Janette]

I know :hugesmile:

[susieq]

I think we should all do our best to help out Boris - can't have her getting paranoid!!

[Amy]

Yes, i'd HATE to be the last post, your just left in limbo... no where to go.... lonely :bawling:

[LEE]

Just thought I'd help you out then Amy :thumbs:

[Amy]

Thanks LEE :thumbs:

[Janette]

Aw, aren't we nice!


:hello:

[LEE]

We're all such lovely people :hugesmile:

[Amy]

were really nice :thumbs: GREAT even :laugh:

[rachb]

lovely people double cool:dance::dance:

[Amy]

Are you feeling lonely Rachb :conf: Here as last post :conf:

[rachb]

yeah:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[LEE]

I'll keep you company then.

[Janette]

Maybe Boris would like to be the kiss of death on this thread, after all she started it!


Or maybe Sticks, being our very own prophet of Doom would like to add his thoughts to it?


:thumbs:

[Amy]

Do you need me to keep you company too :conf: I'm here if i'm needed :hugesmile:

[LEE]

Stick's is away though so we'll have to keep it going till he comes back :laugh:

[rachb]

well thank you all for keeping me company,I'll do the same for you one day:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[Amy]

when? now as i'm lonely :bawling:

[LEE]

I think we should have a last post party. :dance::dance::dance:

[Janette]

Isn't that when someone dies?

[Amy]

I'm not sure :conf: Is it??? Jeez Kaz will be unhappy! Sorry Kaz

[James]

Hey, this could be the thread where people 'campaign' to get threads that they were last poster on, restarted.

Like this (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=26690), this (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=26528), and this (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=115&page=28)

:hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Oh, for heavens sake - I don't believe you lot! :shocked:

Just can't trust you to do one simple thing . . . . . . . :bawling:

This is no laughing matter, I'll have you know. Deadly serious. It's my mission. I owe it to Boris.

I WILL be last to post on this thread. :spin:

[Amy]

I'm glad you WILL be the last post Kaz :thumbs: but don't be too lonely once you are here at the bottom in limbo :bawling:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Sorry, just can't resist it!

Annoying? Moi??

HOW RUDE! (http://bloodnok.net/lies.wav)

[Kaz]

Thank you for your good wishes, Amy - I can cope with the loneliness if it means that Boris isn't the last to post on this thread. :thumbs:

ROB - annoying? Never! (at least not yet!!!) :love:

I WILL be last. :devil:

[Maggie]

Me too :colour: :love: :love: :colour:

[Kaz]

Bless you, discolady . . . . . but I alone must do this for Boris.

It's my sworn mission - I'm strong - I'm determined - I am the chosen one.

It WILL be so. :spin:

[Maggie]

Wel Kaz, I've just done that piccy on my own, thanks to Mairi, so can't resist again, Sorry Babe :love:

[Kaz]

Seeing as it's you, you're forgiven, discolady. Love the angel. :love:

WILL this be the last post on this thread now! :spin:

[Mairi]

Originally posted by discolady
Wel Kaz, I've just done that piccy on my own, thanks to Mairi, so can't resist again, Sorry Babe :love:

Well Done Discolady!!

I Knew You Could Do It xxx

:colour::hello::colour::hello::colour::hello::colo ur::hello::colour::hello::colour:

[Romantic Old Bird]

I don't seem to be able to attach pictures from my pc anymore. :bawling:

HELP! Anyone?

[Kaz]

I'm no expert, ROB - but it could be that the pictures you're trying to upload are too big. (the file size that is)

I'm sure LEE will be able to help you - ON ANOTHER THREAD - because I WILL be the last person to post on this one!

Comprendez? :spin:

[Amy]

Has Boris seen what you are doing for her Kaz :conf:

[James]

I don't think anyone can attach pictures at the moment. It's not working.

I was trying to earlier.

[Boris]

Has Boris seen what you are doing for her Kaz

She has now.....:shocked::hugesmile:

You are my champion Kaz.
I can never thank you enough.

HOWEVER, if you ever feel the need to call on me please don't hesitate. I would hate to keep you on here indefinately.

The phrase 'I've started so I 'll finish' comes to mind !
( if it becomes the longest strand in Christendom....do I get a prize ?)

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[kaphc]

Just so you don't feel paranoid Boris, I will add something here!

:dance::dance:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Boris

( if it becomes the longest strand in Christendom....do I get a prize ?)

heres your prize boris:
http://d21c.com/AnnesPlace/Spec3/BD16.gif

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
You are my champion Kaz.
I can never thank you enough.
You just have, Boris. :love:

When I make a promise, I do everything in my power to keep it . . . . . so I WILL be the last to post on this thread.

Just for you! :colour:

[Amy]

Yes Kaz WILL be the last person on this thread :laugh: she's "On a mission!" :xyxwave:

[LEE]

Hi Kaz

Just letting you know you have my full support on your quest to be the last person to post on this thread. :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Hi Lee.

Thanks. :thumbs:

'Some may come and try their best
But I WILL not fail in this my quest'

:colour:

[Romantic Old Bird]

I'm with you all the way Kaz, and I am unanimous in this!:thumbs::hello::thumbs:

[rachb]

Count me in aswell!!! anything to help you kaz!!
:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant: :elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Amy]

Me too, anything to help :hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Thank you all
You're simply the best
For helping me
To achieve my quest.

:thumbs:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Don't mention it Kaz, my pleasure!:spin:

[rachb]

anytime we can help Kaz:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:just say and we'll be there:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[LEE]

I know you'd do the same for me as well Kaz. :thumbs:

[Amy]

We'll always be here for you :thumbs:

[Janette]

Hi guys, I've missed a few posts what with being at work all day!!!!!!!!!!!



When are we having the "last post party"?


:thumbs:

[LEE]

Feeble excuse. :laugh:

[James]

I wonder who actually will be the last person to post on this thread.

(won't be me I don't think)

:hugesmile:

[Amy]

I think RachB will be the last person on this thread :bouncy:

[rachb]

no I think it will be Amy,Janette,Lee or Kaz who's the youngest I think it may run for sometime yet lol:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[sweetlittlesara]

It will probabally be some one like me who comes in right at the end!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[LEE]

Nah, I think it will be Sticks.

[rachb]

Originally posted by LEE
Nah, I think it will be Sticks. :

I think he deserves the honour





laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Amy]

Me too :xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Arghhh this is like the only thread anyone is replying to, everyone is gonna drain all their energy in it and its just gonna go on for ever and ever until nobody has anymore energy to post and thisisbigbrother will die... Thanks Boris...

:devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Sticks]

The Last Post (180 Kb) (http://www.greatwar.co.uk/westfront/ypsalient/meningate/lastpost.mp3)

See also this link (http://www.greatwar.co.uk/westfront/ypsalient/meningate/lastpost.htm)

BTW I am instructed to inform you, we are no longer prophets of doom, but Life Changes Presentation Consultants.

Sounds like someone got besotted with a Harvard Business School manual

[Mark]

Originally posted by sweetlittlesara
Arghhh this is like the only thread anyone is replying to, everyone is gonna drain all their energy in it and its just gonna go on for ever and ever until nobody has anymore energy to post and thisisbigbrother will die... Thanks Boris...

:devil::devil::devil::devil:

Unless I post last and then close the thread... meaning no one else can reply!

How evil would that be lol :blush:

Im not mean enough to do that though!

- Mark

[LEE]

Don't give Kaz ideas Mark lol

[Kaz]

Posted by sweetlittlesara
until nobody has anymore energy to post and thisisbigbrother will die...
Awwww, don't worry sara - I'm sure we would never let than happen. Just having a bit of fun - after all we've said often enough that we're mad but harmless - this just proves it! :spin2:

Posted by LEE
Don't give Kaz ideas Mark lol
:laugh: Hmmmmm! :laugh:

Posted by James
I wonder who actually will be the last person to post on this thread.
How many times do I have to tell you all?

ME!!! :devil:

Now off you all go and post on some other threads! :wavey:

[LEE]

But are you quite sure of that Kaz?

[Kaz]

Sure as I've ever been of anything in my whole life. Or my name's not Kaz. :spin2:

I'll be fine
...
All on my own
...
At the end the thread
...
Making the last post

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

You can go to bed now kaz we'll watch this thread for you make sure noone adds anything:wavey::wavey::wavey:

[LEE]

We'll guard it with our lives LOL. No one will get passed us LOL :thumbs:

[Amy]

We are your bodyguards :thumbs:

[splodge0]

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[Sticks]

I get up early
Or had you forgotten :sleep:

[Kaz]

LEE, Amy and Rachb - don't you EVER go to bed! :shocked:

Hi, Splodge. :colour:

Morning Sticks - better late than never. :wavey:

That's better now! It's my destiny, you know. :spin:

[BigSister]

Dont forget about me:laugh:

I dont want to keep Boris alone and Paranoid

But also I dont want to stop you in your mission Kaz:hugesmile:

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[rachb]

:bawling::bawling:so very very sorry kaz we tried to stop them,but no they kept on posting:bawling::bawling:
we must make it our mission to do better for you:thumbs::thumbs:
we really let you down:nono::nono::nono:

[Kaz]

Thanks, BigSister - Boris will never be alone and paranoid on this thread again - I can guarantee it. :thumbs:

Rachb - your support is heartening and encouraging. With it I WILL not fail!

I like it here! :spin:

[Boris]

What have I started ???????


:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Rachb
heres your prize boris:


hmmmmmmmmmmm !

[Kaz]

Oh No! :shocked:

Just as well I dropped in when I did!

Boris - you just CAN'T be the last person to post on this thread - I WILL do it for you. :love:

There, that's better. :spin:

[Boris]

You are just amazing Kaz.

I just have to thank you again
:love:

[Sticks]

Well done Kaz






Oops :shocked:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Boris


Rachb
heres your prize boris:


hmmmmmmmmmmm !
It was there earlier honest Boris,somebody has stolen it and put a red cross in its place:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Kaz]

Why THANK YOU, Boris. The pleasure's all mine, believe me. :love:

No need for any further thanks - I chose freely and willingly to carry out this mission on your behalf, and I WILL succeed. It's an honour indeed.

Mission accomplished! :spin:

[splodge0]

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[Amy]

Is this thread STILL going :laugh:

[Kaz]

Sorry, Splodge - not even you and your army of :colour: :colour: :colour: can thwart my mission.

Resistance is futile.

I WILL prevail.

Home again! :spin:

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lol ...... some hopes!!!!!!!!!

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
LEE, Amy and Rachb - don't you EVER go to bed! :shocked:



No, as we were guarding the thread for you all night while you slept :sleep:

[steve_o]

Am I missing something on this thread.:thumbs:

:spin:

:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

[splodge0]

Originally posted by Sticks
The Last Post (180 Kb) (http://www.greatwar.co.uk/westfront/ypsalient/meningate/lastpost.mp3)

See also this link (http://www.greatwar.co.uk/westfront/ypsalient/meningate/lastpost.htm)

:bawling::bawling: Won't work for me, sticks:bawling::bawling:

[Janette]

This is fun!


:hello:

[Kaz]

Splodge . . . . . Yes, I DO! :colour:

Amy . . . . . . Cheers! :thumbs:

Steve . . . . . .Not any more! :laugh:

Janette . . . . . Fun for some, but a serious mission for others. :spin2:

And I WILL succeed. :spin:

:wavey:

[sweetlittlesara]

Im Back!! :wavey::wavey::wavey:

Just in time for my shift in looking after this thred :hugesmile:

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[sweetlittlesara]

Arghh im so bored and annoyed and hmm anyone around? :xyxwave:

[LEE]

LEE, Amy and Rachb - don't you EVER go to bed!
Just thought I'd let you know Kaz that it is now 2:30am and I am just going to bed :thumbs:

[splodge0]

I hope to be here till sticks takes over :sleep::colour::colour:

But I will survive..............

[Sticks]

Begin Day Shift

:hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Friends and fellow mad people - what can I say! :wavey:

Your tireless efforts and devotion to the cause is admirable, even through your sleeping habits are a tiny bit bizarre, to say the least!

However, this is my mission for Boris and only I - the chosen one - can complete it.

It WILL be so. :spin:

[rachb]

oops I'm a bit late starting on this morning:blush::blush:
forgive me kaz:bawling::bawling:

[Janette]

I'm sure Boris is very grateful for everyone's efforts at stopping her having the last post


:hello:

[Kaz]

WILL this be the end of this thread
Before everyone here goes off their head?
The sleepless nights must take their toll
But you can't stop me from reaching my goal.


:spin:

[LEE]

Didn't know you were a poet Kaz :hugesmile:

[Kaz]

You do now!

You can try your very hardest, LEE
But the last post here will be from me!

:spin:

[LEE]

I believe you Kaz. :laugh:

[Kaz]

Thank god for that! :laugh:

Maybe now I can achieve my mission
To have my post in last position.

:bouncy:

[LEE]

Well as it is your birthday tomorrow we may be nice to you and let you keep the honour for the day. :thumbs:

Either that or we'll make this the official Kaz birthday thread instead LOL :laugh:

[Di2001]

Wow!! Not been on the forum for a couple of days and I've missed so much.

Come on Kaz!!!! :hello:

[Kaz]

Thanks for your support, Di - I'm doing my best! :thumbs:

LEE:

To be the last on this thread for one whole day
Would make my dreams come true - what more can I say!

:spin:

[LEE]

Would make my dreams come true
You are easily pleased Kaz LOL, and here's me thinking your dreams would have Will in them somewhere. :laugh:

[Amy]

Fear not i am here for my nightly guarding of this thread :hello: :hello: :hello: :thumbs:

[Sticks]

Really !!! :hugesmile:

[Amy]

Really :laugh:

[Sticks]

OK :wavey:

[Amy]

Don't worry Sticks i'm still here, have to look after the thread :wavey: :laugh: :laugh:

[rachb]

I'm here aswell Amy I'll help in any way I can until kaz gets back:wavey::wavey:

[Sticks]

Nice to know

so we can go and :sleep:

[rachb]

You can go sticks have no fear we will watch the post until you are rested:laugh::laugh::sleep::sleep::laugh::laugh:

[Amy]

But if we sleep we are not guarding the thread :shocked: and we MUST help Kaz :laugh:

[Kaz]

It's OK, guys - I'm here now! You can stand down. :thumbs:

Night, night Sticks - sleep tight. :xyxwave:

My destiny now is crystal clear
Boris WILL not be last as long as I am here.

:spin:

[Amy]

Glad your back Kaz :thumbs: Remember we're HERE TO HELP :thumbs:

[Mairi]

We ARE a merry little band, aren't we?

Kaz's little helpers. :laugh:

[Kaz]

Posted by LEE
. . .here's me thinking your dreams would have Will in them somewhere.
He's not always in my dreams, LEE - but certainly features very prominently in most of my fantasies! :blush: :laugh:


Thank you all for your generous help
In saving Boris from last position
But I am strong . . . . . I WILL succeed
In achieving my chosen mission.

:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Kaz
But I am strong . . . . . I WILL succeed
In achieving my chosen mission.


I really believe you will too, Kaz. :hello:

[Kaz]

Thank you, Mairi. :love:


As this eventful day draws to an end
I'd like to thank you all, my friends
And so I go off to my comfy bed
In my rightful place, at the end of this thread!

:xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Goodnight, sleep tight, dont let the bedbugs bite ! :thumbs:

[Sticks]

Morning all :elephant:

[LEE]

Morning Sticks :hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Sticks! :blush:

Will this be the day
When I WILL get my way
The goal I want the most
To be the very last post?

:wavey:

[Di2001]

Happy Birthday, Kaz!!!!!!

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Afternoon, Sticks! :blush:

Will this be the day
When I WILL get my way
The goal I want the most
To be the very last post?

:wavey:

Whats it worth ? :devil::laugh:

[Kaz]

Thanks, Di! :thumbs:

Posted by Sticks
Whats it worth ?

My sanity? :spin2:

On second thoughts, forget that - I'm obviously nutty as a fruitcake already! :laugh:

[splodge0]

Happy Birthday Kaz!!

Sooo sorry you won't be the last to post. Never mind. There is always next year XXXX:love:

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[LEE]

I think this thread will still be running next year Splodge. :laugh:

[Kaz]

Thanks for the birthday wishes, Splodge. :thumbs:

LEE - do you really think so? :shocked:

We'll see . . . . . . . . . . . :spin:

[LEE]

Goodnight all :sleep:

[splodge0]

Splodge0 signing on.

(Kaz will be so pleased, I hope....)

:colour:

[Kaz]

I'm thrilled, Splodge! :thumbs:

But where, oh where is Sticks? He's missed his early morning shift! :shocked:

Never mind - I'm here now to guard the end of the thread for Boris.

:spin:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Kaz
I'm thrilled, Splodge! :thumbs:

But where, oh where is Sticks? He's missed his early morning shift! :shocked:

I think its his day off today Kaz,I had yesterday so its his turn today.
Back today and ready for duty
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Kaz]

Thanks for letting me know, rachb. :thumbs:

My mission for Boris is well under way
At the end of this thread I'm determined to stay.

:spin:

[Mairi]

Just popped in during my lunch break to check that Boris wasn't the last poster.

Of course there was really no need to worry as I can see everyone is doing a really good job.

:wavey:

[Amy]

There's seems to be a lack of people guarding this thread tonight :nono:
I'll do it your all ok :thumbs: :laugh:

[rachb]

Kaz,just to let you know Amy has taken the day off and she didn't ask first :nono::nono::nono::nono:

[Janette]

Who's the last poster now?



Oh yeah!


ME!!!!!

[Amy]

Now it's ME!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

[LEE]

Not any more LOL

[rachb]

about time aswell Amy after having a full day off:nono::nono::nono::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Amy]

Sorry Rachb i'm back for full duty :thumbs:
I'm sorry i let you all down :bawling: :laugh:

[Kaz]

Thank you all again . . . . . but:

When, oh when will it finally dawn
That there really can be only one
To see this mission finally through
It WILL be me, so it WON'T be you! :laugh:

:spin:

[LEE]

Think nothing of it Amy, we're all entitled to a day off occasionally.

[Amy]

Nice to see your back on duty Kaz :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Thank you Amy. :wavey:

No rest for the wicked, eh - I must have been REALLY bad in a previous life! :shocked:

:spin:

[Amy]

So Kaz who's the last post now :conf:

Oh look it's me :laugh::laugh:

:nono: naughty Amy!

[splodge0]

Sandwiches ready. Flask (hip) filled. Crate of Red Bull by my side. Kettle and coffee to hand. I reckon I can do till BB4 now!

This thread will never die!

:colour::colour::colour:
:colour::colour:
:colour:

[Janette]

No but it will get very old and wrinkled!


:thumbs:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
I'm thrilled, Splodge! :thumbs:

But where, oh where is Sticks? He's missed his early morning shift! :shocked:


So the instruction to switch to night shift was a hoax then :conf::conf:

Can I have mornings back now ?

I hate night shift :sleep:

[Kaz]

Sorry, Sticks - don't know how you were given the wrong instructions.

If it's OK by you, then the 5 a.m. shift is yours - taking over from Splodge's marathon effort from 11 p.m. - 5 a.m. (thanks, Splodge!)

We owe it to Boris to guard this thread with our lives - but there can be only one who WILL make the last post . . . . . . . . .

:spin:

[steve_o]

Blimey is this still going on,:thumbs:think I'll keep posting here I'll soon be up to 1 grand then.:spin2::laugh::thumbs:

:spin:

[Maggie]

Thought you might need someone on the night shift :sleep: :sleep::sleep:

[Sticks]

Back on mornings now

Yea :xyxwave::colour::dance:

[Amy]

I'm here :thumbs: I must make up for my day off yesterday :wavey:

[Kaz]

Wonderful coverage of the thread last night - well done troops, especially discolady and Sticks for taking the graveyard shifts. :thumbs: :dance: :thumbs:

But now I'm back - rested and refreshed - to resume my vigil.

It's my destiny! :spin:

[Maggie]

Always up late, I'm a night owl :colour: :bouncy: :colour:, so no probs :thumbs:

[Mairi]

Is it OK, Kaz, if I stick with the "lunch time" shift? It gives me something really worthwhile to do in my lunch break. :wavey:

[LEE]

Well I'm at a client's now and shouldn't really be here at all :blush:

I'm sure if I explained how important this vigil is they wouldn't mind at all though :laugh:

[Amy]

What dedication you have LEE to this thread WELL DONE :hello: Kaz WILL be proud :laugh:

[BigSister]

Hi i am just keeping my eye on it make sure that Boris is not the last poster(Amy is but that isnt the point):hugesmile:

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Sticks]

Here is an idea :thumbs:

If Borris does not make any further posts, then she will not be the one who kills this thread off.

I could have that honour :dance:

[Amy]

I hope Someone was looking after this thread when tibb went down :thumbs:

[steve_o]

Just adding another post closer to the 1000.:thumbs:

:spin:

[Sticks]

73 to go, (at time of posting), then :colour::hello:

[steve_o]

Yep:laugh: with this tread I'll be there in no time at all.:thumbs:

:spin:

[Sticks]

72 now :shocked:

[steve_o]

That's another one less:laugh: and this threads had 200 reply's now.:shocked:

:spin:

[Kaz]

Posted by Sticks
I could have that honour :dance:

Sorry to disappoint you, Sticks - but I'm afraid that making the last post on this thread WILL be my sworn promise to Boris.

All of your wonderful support is truly valued and appreciated and you're all doing a sterling job . . . . . . but at the end of the day there WILL be only one last post . . . . . . . .

from ME!!!!! :thumbs: :laugh: :thumbs:

:spin:

[rachb]

Dear mrs Kaz,
Rachb could not get to work today as there was a problem with transport to the site in our area.
My sincere apologies for her absence,I will make sure that she stays behind tonight to catch up with any work that she has missed and will ensure that she apologises to Mrs Boris.
Sorry for any inconvenience
Yours Mrs Rachb

[susieq]

Have to do my bit as well. Keep up the good work troops - great teamwork.

Amy - why are your posts being duplicated?

[BusyBee]

I may have been away, but how could I miss the opportunity to try my luck to close this post.:spin2::spin2::spin2::spin2:

[Kaz]

Nice try, BusyBee . . . . but sorry, you'll have to join the queue! :laugh:

And who's at the head of it - the official guarder of the thread for Boris?

Moi! :thumbs:

[LEE]

We've never doubted it Kaz. :hugesmile:

[steve_o]

Just doing my bit to annoy before going to bed.:thumbs:

:spin:

[Mairi]

I thought I'd better check that this thread is still being guarded before I go to work this morning, just in case I don't have the time during my lunch hour.

I'm pleased to see that it is. Good morning everyone.

:wavey:

[Kaz]

Good morning, Mairi. :wavey:

Thanks for popping by to check on the thread - that's devotion for you!

Sticks - you all right? Hopefully you just slept in and missed your shift. :thumbs:

All's well now - I'm here!!! :spin:

[Amy]

Originally posted by rachb
Dear mrs Kaz,
Rachb could not get to work today as there was a problem with transport to the site in our area.
My sincere apologies for her absence,I will make sure that she stays behind tonight to catch up with any work that she has missed and will ensure that she apologises to Mrs Boris.
Sorry for any inconvenience
Yours Mrs Rachb

Rach this post made me LOL :thumbs:

[Romantic Old Bird]

I have been slipping in my duties to this thread of late.


Never fear though, I am here for you. I am back on track, ever watchful, I will not fail..

[Sticks]

So I am not on the Lunchtime shift then :conf:

I wish people would not muck about with the rota for posting on this thread :mad:

[BusyBee]

Just thought I'd pop in during my lunch time to check up on this highly fascinating and interesting thread:hugesmile::hugesmile:

BTW its a good day today, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the flaming road works on the way to work have finally finished but best of all THE BOSS IS ON HOLIDAY.:thumbs::thumbs::hello::hello:

[Mairi]

Hi BusyBee and Sticks. Nice to see you both popping in on your lunch break to check that the thread is still OK.

I agree with you, BusyBee, it's a beautiful day - in fact it's far too nice to be working at all. Never mind, I have tomorrow through to Tuesday off work so can't really complain.

:colour:

[rachb]

heres something for all of you hard at work watching this thread:
http://sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/Sunshine.gif

[Kaz]

Posted by Kaz
If it's OK by you, then the 5 a.m. shift is yours . . .
Oh dear, Sticks - you must have missed this! :shocked:

Thanks for popping by, BusyBee and Miriam - but no gossiping about the weather on this thread, please. :nono:

This mission is a serious business, you know, and demands your full, undivided attention. :laugh:

:spin:

[Sticks]

Time for the Tea Time shift

http://www.tea.co.uk/mcot/images/cat.jpg
:laugh:

[James]

the Lunchtime shift

Time for the Tea Time shift

Is this thread going to turn into the speaking clock shortly?

:hugesmile: :joker:

[Sticks]

This could come close (http://www.page-1.com/time/):laugh:

[Boris]

Borris does not make any further posts, then she will not be the one who kills this thread off.

I could have that honour

I'm baaaaack !:wavey:


What a WONDERFUL scheme you have come up with.What a set of supporters you have turned out to be.

SO...'Boris watch' has been launched with around the clock surveillance. I have been away with mr. Boris for 5 days ( sorry I forgot to tell you all ) and there are 5 more pages of posts for me to read through. i can't believe it. EVERYONE has joined in to help me. Lets be honest tho'. I owe it all to Kaz. If she hadn't vowed to help then none of this would have happened.
So in truley showbiz style....

I love you all !!!!!and Thank you.


:wavey::thumbs::wavey::thumbs::wavey::thumbs::wave y::thumbs:
:thumbs::wavey::thumbs::wavey::thumbs::wavey::thum bs::wavey:

[Sticks]

Thats ok :thumbs:

[Boris]

thanks again Sticks. See you're 'doing your bit' again:thumbs:

[LEE]

Nice to see you back Boris :thumbs:

:dance::dance:

[Boris]

Thanks LEE.
Glad to be back.:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Has any date and venue been selected for TiBB Convention 2003 ? :conf:

[LEE]

It's going to be down here (London area) exact venue to be confirmed.

The date we are looking at at the mo is 27th September, but would like some feedback on the suitability of this.

:flower:

[Mairi]

Lovely to have you back with us, Boris and I hope you and OH had a super break.

:wavey:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by LEE
It's going to be down here (London area) exact venue to be confirmed.

The date we are looking at at the mo is 27th September, but would like some feedback on the suitability of this.

:flower:

Not good :shocked:

That is the Saturday before payday of those of us who are paid monthly.

Last time it was the first Saturday of the Calendar month. This will make it difficult for us.

Also London will be so expensive.

These factors seem to be the worst of all worlds :bawling:

Please could we have another date, like 4th October or the 6th September

[LEE]

Not everyone gets paid at the end of the month Sticks, quite a few people get paid mid month, also if you know you are going away at the end of the month surely it wouldn't be too difficult to budget :conf:

[Janette]

I get paid on the 25th of every month, so it's perfect for me but nothing would stop me going to the convention anyway!!!!!


ROLL ON SEPTEMBER 27TH :hello::hello::hello:

[Kaz]

Welcome back, Boris - hope you had a good break. :wavey:
Posted by Boris
I owe it all to Kaz. If she hadn't vowed to help then none of this would have happened.
Awwww, just those few words make it all worthwhile. :blush:

Thank you Boris for your lovely words
They mean so very much to me
So I WILL continue on with my quest
And mine's will be the last post you see!

:spin:

[Janette]

No it won't!!!!!


:thumbs:

[Kaz]

Oh yes it WILL!

:laugh: :spin2: :laugh:

[Boris]

Goodness me !

:nono::spin2::nono::spin2::nono:

no arguing girls !

[Kaz]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Very clever, ROB! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I can be very patient
I can bide my time
Although just now I'm struggling
To think of another rhyme!

It WILL be done! :spin:


P.S. AAARRGH! ROB - where on earth did your last post disappear to????? :conf:

P.P.S. Not arguing, dear Boris - merely stating a fact! :spin:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Sorry Kaz, the link didn't work so here goes again...........


This thread is turning into.........CLICK HERE (http://www.ohthehumanity.com/sounds/nerverending.mid)

[Kaz]

See my post above ROB's latest post for my reply!

(Keep up at the back!)

:laugh:

[rachb]

Thanks Rob some music for us to listen to whilst on duty.:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::da nce::dance::dance:

[Sticks]

To while away the wee small hours, I came across this equation.

http://www.sendthisnow.com/images/girlsproof.jpg

There is a flaw somewhere.

Can anyone find it :conf::conf:


BTW Am I the only one paid at the End of the Calendar month ?

[Sticks]

I think its "The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil"

Which means the relevant step is incorrect :elephant:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by Sticks



BTW Am I the only one paid at the End of the Calendar month ?

Not sure about the equation Sticks, but apparently THIS (http://wwwusers.imaginet.fr/~chouard/equation_eiffel_tower.html)


Explains
http://offices.colgate.edu/ocstudy/images/eiffel%20tower.jpg



And speaking of the Eiffel Tower.......this:
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?action=attachment&tid=26486&pid=31301
is because of this:

The Chemistry of Love:
It's why your knees go weak, your palms sweat, your stomach does flip-flops and you begin to stammer when you fall in love.

by Jen Muehlbauer


When sparks fly between two people, we're quick to say they have "chemistry." Not everyone realizes that such couples literally have do have chemistry--it's what's behind those sweaty palms, the jumpy stomach, thumping heart, and nervous jitters. Chemistry also contributes to that warm, comfortable feeling you get from being with a longtime partner.

In the mid-1960's, psychologist Dorothy Tennov surveyed 400 people about what it's like to be in love. Many of her respondents talked about fear, shaking, flushing, weakness, and stammering. Indeed, when human beings are attracted to one another, it sets off quite a chain reaction in the body and brain. But there's a perfectly logical explanation to those intense feelings.

The most well-known love-related chemical is phenylethylamine -- or "PEA" -- a naturally occurring trace ammine in the brain. PEA is a natural amphetamine, like the drug, and can cause similar stimulation. This natural upper contributes to that kick-up-your-heels, on-top-of-the-world feeling that attraction can bring, and gives you the energy to stay up all night talking to a new love. Sometimes this energy translates into the triple-espresso jitters; other times it simply keeps you wide-eyed and alert long past the time when you'd usually be yawning. "I always get excited about somebody who can keep me up late at night," says Elan Freydenson of New Jersey. "I really value my sleep."

Feeling Dopey

You can also get a non-romantic dose of PEA from high-intensity activities like skydiving, or by eating chocolate. According to Chocolate.org, chocolate contains small amounts of our love drug, PEA. That might be why some people use chocolate as "comfort food," getting the same warm, relaxed feeling from chocolate as others do from Mom's chicken soup.

One of the substances released by PEA is the neurochemical dopamine. A recent study done at Emory University shows that female voles (small rodents) choose their mates in response to dopamine being released in their brains. When injected with dopamine in a male vole's presence, the female will pick him out of a crowd later. Our love food, chocolate, also elevates levels of dopamine in the brain.

In turn, Dopamine stimulates the production of oxytocin, sometimes known as "the cuddle chemical." Oxytocin is best known for its role in mothering, stimulating contractions during labor and aiding with breast feeding. According to BirthPsychology.com scientists now think that both genders release this nurturing hormone when touching and cuddling, with the oxytocin level peaking during orgasm.
Another euphoria-inducing chemical in your brain, norepinephrine, stimulates the production of adrenaline and makes your blood pressure soar when near the person you're attracted to. That's why you might experience a pounding heart or sweaty palms when you see someone you've got the hots for.

What The Brain Tells the Body

How do our emotions get translated into physical sensations? A U.S. News and World Report article explains the importance of the vagus, a nerve that threads through your whole body. It transports signals from your brain to your organs, "setting the heart pounding, making the stomach do flip-flops, and of course, lighting the loins on fire." Everyone knows that jumpy, sort of sick feeling in your stomach. Some people call it a "hollow" feeling, while Elan Freydenson describes it this way: "That weird feeling falls somewhere between my belly button and my heart. It feels like tension building, yet it feels great and I want to have that feeling more often."

Tennov's group also reported "intrusive thinking," where it seems like your brain is fixated on the object of your affection. When your heart rules your head, there's actually one part of your brain running the other: the cortex is the area of your brain that controls logical thinking, while emotions are processed by the limbic system. When too many happy chemicals like PEA and dopamine flood your brain, they head straight for the limbic system.

When The Honeymoon's Over

Some scientists believe that after a certain period, from 18 months to 4 years, one's body gets used to these love stimulants. After building up a tolerance to uppers like PEA, passionate romances can cool into what Helen Fisher, author of "Anatomy of Love" calls "attachment." In this phase of the relationship, your brain produces endorphins, brain opiates more like morphine than speed. "Unlike PEA," says Fisher, "they calm the mind, kill pain, and reduce anxiety." So what some people call "separation anxiety" might actually be a form of drug withdrawal.
The idea that the "honeymoon period" of a relationship is fueled by different brain chemistry than what is present during the mellower years that come later might explain why some people can't seem to hold long-term relationships: they prefer the revving-up affects of brain amphetamines to the pain-killing effects of endorphins.

"Divorce rates peak around the fourth year of marriage," says Charles Panati in his book "Sexy Origins and Intimate Things." "The initial 'highs' of love have lost their chemical underpinnings Marilyn Monroe's classic film "The Seven Year Itch" should be retitled 'The Four Year Itch."

Lynn Harris, co-creator of BreakupGirl.com wonders if it's the other way around. "Relationships take work. They just do. And people get lazy after a while," she says. "So do they get lazy because they're getting immune to the chemicals, or do they get lazy because they just do...which triggers a decline in the chemicals?"

In the end, even hard-core scientists agree that chemistry isn't everything. Culture, circumstances, personality, and scores of other variables help decide who turns your head and who leaves you cold. So don't try to reproduce that lovin' feeling in a basement chemistry lab--but do try your best to enjoy the natural highs that life gives you.

So there!

[Kaz]

Congratulations, ROB on making the BIGGEST post on this thread! :hello:

(In more ways than one!!!)

But it won't be the last!

:spin:

[Janette]

Kaz you must be tired now, I'll take over for a while shall I?


:thumbs:

[splodge0]

Or me when all else fails......................:colour:

[Amy]

:xyxwave: Just signing on for duty :xyxwave:

[Janette]

Welcome back Amy, I think I'll leave the thread in your capable hands.

:thumbs:

[Amy]

Thanks Janette :thumbs: I'll try my best to keep all safe :spin2:

[rachb]

I'm still here to help you amy:wavey::wavey::wavey:

[Kaz]

Fantastic!

Well done, all you late night volunteers. :wavey:

I feel sure I can entrust this thread and its mission to your capable hands.

Over and out! :spin: