The 'Kiss of Death' !

[rachb]

Evening Boris:wavey:

[BusyBee]

Hiya Boris - are you trying to catch us out
:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:thumbs:

[Boris]

Who Me ???


:joker::joker:
:xyxwave:
:joker::joker:

[rachb]

caught you again Boris:wavey:

[BusyBee]

Well done Rach - think you deserve a promotion for protecting Boris yet again :thumbs:

[Sticks]

But all Boris needs to do is desist from posting on this thread :conf:

[BigSister]

Hi troops:xyxwave:

[Boris]

But all Boris needs to do is desist from posting on this thread


Spoil Sport !


:xyxwave::mad::xyxwave::mad::xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

You carry on Boris - dont take any notice of any these kill joys!!

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops

[BusyBee]

Evening loyal protectors of Boris:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

:laugh::xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave::l augh:


BTW Busy Bee.....size smaller - me too !:thumbs:

[BigSister]

Hi Boris:hello:

[BusyBee]

BTW Busy Bee.....size smaller - me too !


Congratulations Boris - hard work though isnt it?

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:hello:

[Boris]

Congratulations Boris - hard work though isnt it?


Too right Busy bee, too right !

I am swimming twice a week to help....did my first MILE this week. Are you impressed? I was ! Shocked tooo !

hello Big sister. Here you are agian !

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Good evening Boris:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Swimming a mile Boris - I am very impressed:thumbs::thumbs:

Been walking to half way to work every morning - means getting up earlier, but what the heck.

Off to a poems and pints night now. Bet none of the poems will be as good as those that have appeared here :hugesmile::hugesmile::devil::devil:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops

[Boris]

Off to a poems and pints night now. Bet none of the poems will be as good as those that have appeared here

To right Busy Bee...absolutely TOO RIGHT !

Hope you enjoyed your evening.

Now then....Were you drinking the 'pints' or writing the 'poems' ???


:joker::xyxwave::joker::xyxwave::joker::xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Now then....Were you drinking the 'pints' or writing the 'poems' ???


Boris little old tee total me drinking pints.!. :blush::blush: Well maybe one or two.

And as for the poems - not one dedicated to BB or protecting Boris - how could they?:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[BigSister]

Evening troops

[Boris]

Just 'checking !!!!'

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

And ?

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:thumbs:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by BigSister
Afternoon troops:thumbs:

Original!
:laugh:

[Boris]

And ?


A.O.K. !!!!!


:laugh:

[Sticks]

Your point ?

[Boris]

Now Sticks , do we 'superior' beings have to spell everything out for you ???

LOL
:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Here at the end again Boris:wavey:
not anymore!:laugh:

[BusyBee]

Well done Rach - good save.

[Boris]

:laugh: !

[BusyBee]

good job I popped in during my lunch hour to save you Boris. Or were you trying to catch us out - shame on you if you were. :hugesmile:

[BigSister]

Afternnon troops
Good save Rach and Busybee:hugesmile:

[BusyBee]

We try our best big sister.

[Boris]

Keep trying one and all:laugh:

[BigSister]

Yep:laugh:

[Boris]

:dazzler:well done:dazzler:

[BigSister]

Thanks Boris

[Boris]

:thumbs:You're welcome:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Saved you again Boris :hello::hello::hello::hello:

[Boris]

We'll see about that Busy Bee ! LOL

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh:

[LEE]

Well someone has to be around to save you Boris :hugesmile:

[Boris]

Hmmmmm!

You were 'offline' a minute ago Lee.

Will have to keep my eye on you too now !


http://www.graham-collins.co.uk/images/eyes.gif

[kaphc]

Hmmm ... instead of "BigBrother is watching you" it's now "Boris is watching you" !!!

[BusyBee]

"Boris is watching you" !!!


And we are watching you too Boris - so just beware - we are all seeing :thumbs: and our esp alerts us when you are last to post and we rush to rescue you.

You should be very grateful there are such kind, helpful people around LOL

[BigSister]

im watching you too Boris

[Sticks]

And Big Brother (Orwellian NOT Endemol) is watching you all.


Every Breath you take
Every post you make
Every point you make
Every step you make

They'll be watching you ....

Every Single day
Every word you say
Every bill you pay
Every time you pray

They'll be watching you ....

Paranoid yet ?

[Boris]

http://www.graham-collins.co.uk/images/eyes.gif

Everybody's 'doin' it, doin' it, doin' it......!:laugh:

I already was Sticks......:joker:

BTW Sticks....like the music :dazzler:

[BigSister]

Hi Boris:xyxwave:

[Boris]

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

And I'll join in with a :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Hi troops:xyxwave:

[Boris]

:xyxwave::laugh:

[rachb]

:xyxwave:Boris

[Boris]

:xyxwave:How long are we going to do this for then????:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

LOL Boris:hugesmile:

[kaphc]

Originally posted by Boris
:xyxwave:How long are we going to do this for then????:xyxwave:

Well you started it!!!! :hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Boris]

:xyxwave:I get the blame for everything around here !!!!:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

And ................:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Sticks]

OK then let's just get Kaz to post and lock the thread and we can all move on, especially as Boris is now bored with this thread :sleep:

[BusyBee]

I see having a birthday Sticks has not changed your views. A little bit of scepticism is good for us all.

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops
Glad to see that you are doing a good job:thumbs:

[splodge0]

:xyxwave: Rsppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp sticks !!! :colour:

[Boris]

Boris is now bored with this thread

Whever said that was telling a 'wicked' lie !!!

Thanks Admiral , I couldn't have put it better myself !!!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
:xyxwave:How long are we going to do this for then????:xyxwave:

J'accuse Boris

[Boris]

HUH !!!!!:shocked:

[kaphc]

Don't sulk 'cos of Mr Sticks, Boris!!
He's just had his happy quota for this month and used it all up on his birthday!

:hugesmile::hugesmile::bouncy::bouncy::spin::spin:

[BusyBee]

Its no good Sticks talking French to us = we all know that he's still recovering from all that birthday cake he had to celebrate.:hugesmile::hugesmile:

Boris - we will never let you down.

[peachy]

My goodness me! A blast from the past. Admiral Splodge is back onboard. Where have you been old bean, off on your travels??

Nice to 'see' you:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Yeah nice to see you Splodge:colour:

[Boris]

:xyxwave::love:one and all XX

[rachb]

:hugesmile:helllloooo Boris:hugesmile:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
:xyxwave:How long are we going to do this for then????:xyxwave:

That quote indicated to me that Boris was bored with this whole thread.

It is there in black and white, just scroll back up and see the post for yourselves :nono:

As for birthday cake it was only little

[James]

How about an animal interest story to cheer you up?

A bear gets stuck up a tree. Apparently these rocket scientists thought that the best way to get him down was to shoot him with a tranquiliser dart and let him fall onto a trampoline. (You'd have thought they'd use a bouncy castle or something!)

Anyway click on the link below to watch the video.

Boinggg!!! (http://www.komotv.com/qt/bouncing_bear.mpg)

[rachb]

Ouch James!!! I guess thats where the phrase a bear with a sore head comes from then:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Boris]

That quote indicated to me that Boris was bored with this whole thread.


You misunderstood , Sricks old thing. All that Boris was fed up with was this.....


:xyxwave:

:xyxwave::xyxwave:

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

Wanted something a little more stimulating to reply to !

No offence !:hugesmile:

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

We knew you weren't bored Boris and we're here with you to protect you from being the last one:wavey:

[Boris]

:thumbs::spin2::xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Busy Bee fresh in from an afternoon spent swimming comes to Boris's rescue once again.

Hope you are feeling much better BTW:thumbs:

[BigSister]

Evening troops:wavey:

[peachy]

Sticks, loved your birthday cake photo. You were really smiling.

You're going to have to watch it you know it doesn't fit in with your Prophet of doom personna. We're all gonna start thinking you're actually a happy chappie who wakes with a happy grin on his face and whistles and sings his way to work.

[Boris]

We're all gonna start thinking you're actually a happy chappie who wakes with a happy grin on his face and whistles and sings his way to work.


NOT ME !.....lol:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Evening Boris :wavey::xyxwave::wavey:

Hope your having a lovely evening :thumbs:

[BigSister]

Morning troops:hugesmile:

[Boris]

Afternoon one and all.

What are you all up to this beautiful Autumnal afternoon?

Hope it's more interesting than my afternoon is likely to be !!!!

OH is glued to Eurosport watching the 'Moto GP...' BORIIIIIIING !

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[kaphc]

Just hanging around and waving Boris! :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Sounds about 'par for the course' Kaphc !!!!:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Hi Boris:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Hi ya Boris. Just come back from visiting my mum - always puts OH in a bad mood cos she always has a list of jobs for him to do. And who does he moan at moi :nono::nono::nono:

Just about to sort out my family history info that is my official reason for travelling to Newport next week-end. We all know the real reason and why I shall be taking my camera with me. Nothing like a bit of H and P spotting :blush::blush::elephant::elephant:

[Kaz]

Helloooooooooooo, troops!! :wavey: :xyxwave: :wavey:

Sincere apologies for leaving you with the responsibility of guarding this thread for so long . . . . . . firstly I was a bit under the weather, but the antibiotics have done a marvelous job and I'm fighting fit and raring to go now. :thumbs: Secondly the PC threw a major 'sickie' and had to spend some time in the PC Hospital. It's now been returned with a spanking new motherboard and a souped-up processor, so all's well that ends well. :laugh:

I'm so proud of you all for your unstinting devotion to duty during my absence. Bless you all!!! :love:

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Hi Kaz
Glad to see that you are back:thumbs:

[Boris]

Hi Kaz.......!


I thought I had been abandoned...left....forgotten...

But NO ...You and your PC were SICK!

So sorry to doubt you both and SO gald you are back safe and sound.

As you see the 'Troops' have done a marvelous job.

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

And just for you:love:

[rachb]

Welcome back Captain Kaz:wavey:

[Amy]

Originally posted by rachb
Welcome back Captain Kaz:wavey:

Welcome back from me also :thumbs:

EVENING ALL :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:spin2:

[BusyBee]

HI KAZ

Glad to see you and your PC have recovered.

Must be something going round cos Boris has been under the weather too :bawling:

We do our modest best to keep up the good work - how could we fail you and Boris :hugesmile:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Good luck on the weekend reccie Busy bee. Wish I could be there with you. Bit too far to pretend to 'nip down to the shop', being around 580 miles there and back.........

[BusyBee]

Wish I could be there with you


ROB I'm sure you will be in spirit. Perhaps its a good job you arent accompanying me = poor Mr C wouldnt stand a chance :blush::blush: And after all we cant make Helen jealous can we - best to keep her in ignorance as to what her competition is like LOL.:hello::hello:

[Boris]

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

gotcha Boris:xyxwave:
trying to sneak in at the end again:nono:

[Kaz]

Good luck on your reconnaisance mission, Busy Bee. :thumbs: Remember and put all your training into good practice. :laugh:

Now, are you sure you've got everything ready?

Binoculars - check
Camera - check
Spare batteries for Camera - check
If it's a digital camera, make sure the card is empty - check
If not, make sure spool in and spare in pocket - check
Finally . . . . orange blanket in case it's cold! - check

That's it, I think. Nothing can go wrong. The good wishes of the TiBB Barmy Army go with you . . . . . :hello:

Good luck, BusyBee!

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Good luck Busy Bee
Oh yeah Afternoon troops:xyxwave:

[Boris]

CanI come too please?...I don't like it here any more

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Aww poor Boris

[Sticks]

Does this mean Boris will no longer be posting on this thread and we can allow it to die

FINALLY!!!!!

[splodge0]

Nope.

sticks, you get sillier by the posting:laugh::joker::spin2:

[splodge0]

Also http://www.join-me.co.uk/ !!!!!!:colour:

[Romantic Old Bird]

This is SO bad. I know I could virtually go to Newport, but BB is REALLY going. I feel it in my water that a first hand in the delectable flesh, be still my beating heart, bona fide sighting of Mr Clarke is going to happen.

I wouldn't mind, but that BB had already had an 'in the flesh' sighting in WH Smith, and wasted it entirely by not manhandling him into the 'Horror and Science Fiction' section and having her wicked way with him.

I just can't get there and it's so unfair! :bawling::mad::bawling:

[BusyBee]

Oh ROB will you ever forgive me.
.:bawling:

If I do see the magnificent Mr C on Saturday you can be assured I will not let the opportunity pass me by. :blush::blush:

Knowing my luck they will probably both be ill and not be able to attend. But let us be positive :thumbs::thumbs:

You will be in my thoughts ROB - and there may be a couple of text messages being sent to you just to make you feel jealous.


Countdown of things to be checked -

Camera at the ready, alibi for OH checked and believed, sandwiches to be made (how can I eat on a day like that you may say), mobile charged.

To copy the scouts -

I WILL DO MY BEST FOR THE TIBB BARMY ARMY

[BigSister]

Good Luck Busy Bee
Afternoon troops:thumbs:

[peachy]

Dear BusyBee,
So pleased you are on PC watch for us in Newport. We shall expect a full report and pics or else poor ROB will go into a permanent sulk!

She's already in a bit of a sulk because some of us (including Boris and maggie) are having a weekend in Belfast in November.

If you fail her I shall have a permanently miffed ROB on my hands, and that is not a nice thought.

As the Mommy Tiger said to the baby:

[Boris]

Hmmmm....!


Let's not get carried away troops !

You do have a 'serious' mission you know ! LOL


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Yes we do Boris

[BusyBee]

Here I am trying my best to do my duty to Boris and what do I get ..............


PRESSURE:bawling::bawling:

What if I fail my not so secret mission.
What if they are not there.
What if someone gets in front of me and I cant take a photo.
What if I see PC and totally feint away
What if Helen thumps me for talking to her fella.
What if ...............

Oh dear I think I will have to go and have a lie down. Perhaps I should just stay at home and you can all have a virtual trip. But then again could I give up the chance of seeing Mr C?

NO WAY

And anyway ROB would kill me and where would Boris be then?

[Boris]

At the end of this thread !
:xyxwave:

[rachb]

not anymore Boris:laugh:

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
CanI come too please?...I don't like it here any more

:shocked: You had me worried there for a minute, Boris!

Thought we had done something to offend you! :shocked:

But . . . . . . at least it's brought the Admiral out of hiding!!!

:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:Ahoy there, Admiral Splodge! :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

I'm almost tempted to do a sailor's hornpipe in celebration! (but not quite!!) :dance: :dance:

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

Long time since you were last on this thread Kaz! I think you ought to dance a hornpipe for that!!!

[Kaz]

Only two days before, kaphc!! :shocked:

But hey, any excuse . . . . . . :dance: :elephant: :dance: :elephant: :dance:

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

Nice dancing Kaz!!

:thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

I like the dancing Kaz:hugesmile:
Afternoon troops:thumbs:

[Kaz]

Why thank you, kaphc and BigSister. :laugh:

How's this for an encore?

http://www.platuglen.dk/Damer2a/dame020.gif

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Evening troops:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Kaz = you have missed your vocation - the West End show beckons :hugesmile::hugesmile:

Can you sing as well cos then you could a song and dance act. :dance::dance::laugh::laugh:

[Boris]

Fame academy 3 for you Kaz I think ...LOL
:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

BusyBee - I think you already know the answer to your question as to whether I can sing . . . . . . remember Evergreen? :shocked: :blush: :shocked: Just check your TiBB Convention video! Don't think I'd get a place on FA3 based on that evidence. :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

And carrying on with my trademark phrase
Afternoon troops:hugesmile:

[Boris]

...It's evening now Big Sister andcongrats on the 2000 !
:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Busy Bee to the rescue Boris - cant have you being last on the thread can we.

:elephant::devil::devil::elephant:

[BigSister]

No we cant can we not:nono:
And thanks on the 2000 Boris:hugesmile:

[Janette]

Evening bigsister!

Evening troops!

:hugesmile:

[BigSister]

Morning troops :dance:

[Sticks]

Afternoon Troops

Evening Troops

Good Night Troops

Good Morning Troops

Thatshould give BigSister a rest for a while:hugesmile:

[BigSister]

LOL Sticks:hugesmile:

[BusyBee]

Well done Sticks - another day gone!

Busy Bee reporting for duty after her day out, refreshed and ready to go.

[BigSister]

And......
Well done Busy Bee:hugesmile:
Morning troops
Keep up the good work

[Boris]

Sorry I was 'away' yesterday. Went to a wedding in Manchester.

Lovely day till OH got 'legless'. Glad I don't drink ! I spill too much to ever get inebreated !


Tirednow though as we didn't get home till 2'30 am.:sleep::sleep::sleep:

[kaphc]

Sounds like a late night Boris! Hope you had a good time though.

:wavey::wavey::wavey:

[BigSister]

Glad to see that you had a great time Boris:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

OHs Boris - who would have them. Cant be trusted to behave themselves. As if you would behave like that if you had one or two little drinks. I think you showed a great example to him.

I for one am very proud of you.

[Boris]

:blush::xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Good job I popped in to save you from being last :hugesmile:

Whats this with the :blush::xyxwave: not like you to be short of words

[Kaz]

Posted by Boris
Tired now though as we didn't get home till 2'30 am
Know exactly how you feel, Boris . . . . . I arrived home after an extremely pleasant soiree with friends half an hour after you did! :blush:

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

All these late nights!! What is the forum coming to???? :shocked::hugesmile:

[BusyBee]

All these late nights!! What is the forum coming to????


My thoughts exactly!

[BigSister]

Yeah
Afternoon troops:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Monday evening once again - only four more days before the boss is on holiday - once again. Hooray.

[Boris]

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

All these late nights!! What is the forum coming to????

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



My thoughts exactly!


Never mind thinking my dear....Just JOIN IN !!!:xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Ahoy there mate Boris :xyxwave:

BusyBee- only 4 days til the boss is on holiday?? only 4 days til I am on holiday wahey!!! :dance::elephant::dance::elephant: Praise school holidays!

[Boris]

I hav another week after that before school holidays but my son is on holiday next week
:xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Well even the thought of holidays wont distract me from saving you! :hugesmile:

[BusyBee]

trouble is I need a holiday to recover from the boss being on holiday when he gets back. Still it will not stop me doing my duty to Boris.

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops
Keep the flag flying:hugesmile:

[Romantic Old Bird]

I need a break, down south. About 120 miles south, straight down the A1.

[BusyBee]

I need a break, down south. About 120 miles south, straight down the A1.


Now I wonder who that can be to see :hugesmile::hugesmile:

Can I come too especially if we can arrange for this significant OH to be away when we call.:blush::blush:

[BigSister]

Afternnon troops:xyxwave:

[Boris]

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

See you've caught the :xyxwave: epidemic Boris.

I just had a psychic feeling that I must log into the site - good job I did there you were Boris all alone at the end of the thread.

BUT NO LONGER:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Sticks]

Holdall

You can carry them on your shoulder easily

Now

Nahum or Micah

[kaphc]

Is this the right thread Sticks?????

[BusyBee]

Think you are off track here Sticks, but then I have not the feintest idea who or what you are talking about.

Oh dear showing my ignorance again.

[Boris]

Think you are off track here Sticks, but then I have not the feintest idea who or what you are talking about.


I think Mr. Sticks is trying to CoNFUSE us into thinking we are in 'This and That'.

It won't work Mr. Sticks...

we can tell the difference!:xyxwave:

[rachb]

sorry Sticks Boris is on to you:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Janette]

Evening all!

Nice to see that this thread is still going strong!

:thumbs:

[BigSister]

ooh it slipped down the page
But im onto it:hugesmile:
Afternoon troops

[BusyBee]

Methinks there is a conspiracy to defeat our task. But Sticks you shall not become victorious.

[Boris]

Think Kaz has given up and gone home though!!She has no stamina that one.

:xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave::laugh::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Who? :conf:

Me? :laugh:

Not in a million years! :thumbs:

I'm the proverbial bad penny, I am!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by BusyBee
Methinks there is a conspiracy to defeat our task. But Sticks you shall not become victorious.

Well this post should put the kybosh on this one :nono:

No one else fall foul of the wormhole in the space time continuum then ? :conf:

And Schrodinger's :cat: is still in the box

[Amy]

Is this a new thread, it cannot be the KOD thread that must have finished ages ago

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:
I can't believe this thread is still going strong
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

Yes it is still going Amy:xyxwave:
Afternoon troops

[BusyBee]

Welcome back Amy - yes we are still protecting Boris. Your help will be appreciated in our task.

[Boris]

And here I am again !!!:laugh:


:xyxwave:

[rachb]

and so am I just waiting for you Boris:laugh:
remember we're always watching you!!
http://www.platuglen.dk/Oejne/mennandet022.gif

[BigSister]

Nearly slipped down the page:nono:
But I saved it:hugesmile:

[Boris]

Not for too long though !


:xyxwave:

[rachb]

:xyxwave:Boris:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

No well done Boris:hugesmile:

[BigSister]

Its slipped down to the bottom of the page:shocked:
Keep it up troops

[Janette]

It's 128 pages long, it's heavy!!!!!!!

:thumbs:

[Kaz]

It ain't heavy - it's no bother (spot the deliberate pun! :blush:)
To keep this thread alive
To save Boris from the Kiss of Death
Forever we will strive.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

It's 128 pages long, it's heavy!!!!!!!


Actually it's 160 pages long Janette !

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

I'm still way behind you all I'm only on page 92! I always have been a bit slow:bawling:

[Sticks]

were we going to kill this thread when everyone reached 100 pages ?:conf:

[Janette]

Well Rach is only on page 92 so we've got a bit of a wait yet!!!!!

:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

I'm on page 160 too.

But Sticks while there is life in the Army we will continue to protect our Boris. The military would be proud of our achievement - such loyalty and devotion to a cause - deserves to be rewarded.

[Boris]

were we going to kill this thread when everyone reached 100 pages ?


You might have hoped it Sticks...but no...we were never going to do that !
LOL

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/ddmuttley/characters/dastardly.jpg

"Drat and double Drat"


http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/ddmuttley/characters/muttley.jpg

(unrecognisable mutterings)

[Boris]

I heard EVERY word !

lol:joker:

[BigSister]

Well done troops
Please continue:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Sticks you sound like you are having an attack of the Muttleys.

[Boris]

I hope it's not catching ! Got enough on my plate without that too !!!! LOL

:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

Fear not, the TiBB Barmy Army will see off any attack of the Muttleys - they're no match for us!! :spin2:

http://www.whv.jp/title/wackyraces/html/img/kenken.gif

:laugh: :xyxwave: :laugh:

[kaphc]

Hi Kaz

Will is singing "Come on Baby Light My Fire" in your avatar isn't he?

How nice!!

[Kaz]

Hi, Kaph! :wavey:

Yes, he is indeed - well spotted. :dazzler:

Love 'im!

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

Happy to look at Will Young's lips anytime!!

[BusyBee]

Lip reading too - what talents this Army has.:hugesmile:

[Amy]

Originally posted by BusyBee
Welcome back Amy - yes we are still protecting Boris. Your help will be appreciated in our task.

Sorry folks, i've been doing long hours at work :bawling: but i'm back now to help protect this thread :thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

Welcome back Amy
And Afternoon troops

[Boris]

We forgive anyjone with a valis excuse for not turning in....but woe betide anyone who is a slacker....I SAID SLACKE not SLAPPER !:xyxwave:

[paulwj]

my god I havent been on here in a while but still i find this topic going strong lol

all 161 pages of it lol - keep it up and i just wonder what the count will be at xmas lol


:devil::xyxwave::elephant::hello::love:

[Sticks]

There has to be an upper limit before this falls over though :conf:

[James]

Yes, there is an upper limit to the number of replies in a thread.

It is...




2147483647


:hugesmile:

[kaphc]

Well that gives us something to aim for then!

1 post nearer the limit .....

[Amy]

Originally posted by James
Yes, there is an upper limit to the number of replies in a thread.

It is...




2147483647


:hugesmile:

We must be very careful not to let Boris be poster 2147483647 we would fail our mission

[BusyBee]

2147483647


Well we've a while to go yet.

And as for Boris having the temerity to call us Slappers (I know she changed it to Slackers) BUT ...............

Such well brought up as us - Boris you should be ashamed to even contemplate such a thing. LOL.

[BigSister]

Keep up the good work:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by kaphc
Well that gives us something to aim for then!

1 post nearer the limit .....

But once that limit is reach then that would be the end of TiBB

Do you really want that ? :shocked:

[James]

No need to worry.

The limit could be increased to 9223372036854775807 (!) if the 2 billion mark is ever approached.

:hugesmile:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well here is one more along the way then :hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Evening all! :wavey:

Good to see you back on full duties, Sergeant Amy - you've been missed. :thumbs:

Hi there, Paul - yes, we're still going strong - hope all's well in joshandpecsland! :spin2:

James - excellent news about the extension to the number of posts that can be made on this thread - must have taken you ages to work out such an accurate figure. :laugh:

Carry on my faithful troops. :xyxwave:

[Boris]

The limit could be increased to 9223372036854775807 (!) if the 2 billion mark is ever approached.


How many ?????????


I will do my best to reach that target....HEar that Sticks we live on untill then :joker:


:xyxwave:Attennnnnnnnntion !

[Sticks]

http://www.good2eat.info/larder/kitchenKit/objects/coverup.gif

foiled again!!!

[splodge0]

"Up periscopes!!"


Errrr, Left a bit midshipman................



:colour:

[BusyBee]

Left a bit midshipman................


Dont you mean .... left hand down a bit (a la Navy Lark)

[BigSister]

Morning Troops

[Kaz]

:wavey: Ahoy there, Admiral! :wavey:

Having a secondment to the Submarine Corps are we? :laugh:

All the nice girls love a sailor, you know . . . . . .

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

"Up periscopes!!"


You sure that's what you mean Admiral ?

I should stick to your battleship if I were you - a lot safer !

Those periscope things take sensitive handling. They can get you into a lot of trouble.

Harbour wall approaching, lefthand down a bit.........................CRASH !

You've done it again Admiral ! Another 'demolition job'.Think you are good at those !

BTW nice to see you 'afloat' again.

Steady she goes :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Glad to see you are in a nautical mood and as usual this post is Ship Shape and Bristol Fashion

We will do our best to keep the boat afloat and our Boris safe from harm.

Saved you once again from the ignomy of being the last poster.

[Boris]

http://www.kentgal.com/goldstone/images/boats.jpg

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

One last save from drowning at the end of the post - cos I'm on my weary way home now.

Boss back next week!

[Boris]

Glug.....glug......glug......

Should have remembered to inflate my waterwings.:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

How about a quick tour of duty on one of these

http://www.xsouth.freeserve.co.uk/hhh28.jpg


Illustrious or “Lusty” as she is fondly know to her crew was built at Swan Hunter on the Tyne and subsequently commissioned in her base port of Portsmouth in 1982.


Nothing more exhillerating than landing a jet in a force 7 gale.

Those were the days ....

I still have an Illustrious shirt from when I visited it. :thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Given up on the submarines then Sticks have you.

[Boris]

I still have an Illustrious shirt from when I visited it.


I'm sure you look lovely in it Sticks dear boy!:spin2:

[BusyBee]

I have a tee shirt from the SS Great Britain (which is based in Bristol) along with exact replica of the Matthew (ship that John Cabot sailed to Newfoundland many years ago).

History lesson over for tonight.

[Boris]

I have a Tshirt from Las Vegas...
Does that count ????:laugh:

[BusyBee]

What well dressed people we are - all these designer clothes.

Who needs Gucci when you can have our collection of tasteful tee shirts :hello::hello::hello:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Mines older than yours!!

I've got a tee shirt from the MAYFLOWER.

I'm not sure it's entirely authentic though ....because it was made in India....

[kaphc]

The closest I get to having a t-shirt linked to a boat is the one I have from when I went white-water reafting in Zimbabwe.

Well a raft is a little boat! :hugesmile:

[Amy]

"Evening Troops"

That's for BigSister Just to let her know we were watching the thread while she's away :thumbs:

[Boris]

Well done both !!!!

:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

:laugh::xyxwave::laugh:
:laugh::love::laugh:

[Amy]

:xyxwave::wavey::xyxwave::wavey:
:hello::xyxwave::hello::xyxwave:
:laugh:

[Boris]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:
:spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh:
:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:
:laugh::laugh::xyxwave::laugh::laugh:

[sweetlittlesara]

:xyxwave::xyxwave::wavey::wavey::xyxwave::xyxwave:

:spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh::spin2:

:xyxwave::xyxwave::wavey::wavey::xyxwave::xyxwave:

:hello::hello::hello:

[Sticks]

:conf:

[Boris]

I'm sorry Sticks but if we have to explain it to you then there is NO point !



:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:
:xyxwave::wavey::spin2::xyxwave::wavey::spin2::xyx wave::wavey::spin2:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh:

And for you Sticks old thing .....:love: :laugh:

[rachb]

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:: hello::hello::hello:
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxw ave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::t humbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:: hello::hello::hello:

[Janette]

Don't know why we're doing this but:-

http://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Stor/A-dot-yel-dance-SheriBerry%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Stor/A-dot-yel-dance-SheriBerry%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Stor/A-dot-yel-dance-SheriBerry%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Stor/A-dot-yel-dance-SheriBerry%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Stor/A-dot-yel-dance-SheriBerry%5B1%5D.gif

[sweetlittlesara]

Originally posted by Janette
Don't know why we're doing this but:-


Dont ask, just join in the fun :thumbs:

:xyxwave::hello::xyxwave::hello::xyxwave::hello::x yxwave::hello:
:laugh::spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh:: spin2:
:wavey::dazzler::wavey::dazzler::wavey::dazzler::w avey::dazzler:
:spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh::spin2::laugh::spin2:: laugh:
:xyxwave::hello::xyxwave::hello::xyxwave::hello::x yxwave::hello:

[rachb]

room for a few more little ones?
http://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Mellem/smileyroll.gif

[BusyBee]

Cant miss out on this or I will start to

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

But then perhaps I would have a bit of embarassment and

:blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:

But after all there is nothing like a bit of

:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

and :spin2::spin2::spin2::spin2::spin2::spin2:

to put one in the mood for

:love::love::love::love::love::love:

Oh dear perhaps I need to

:blush::blush::blush::blush::blush: again

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxw ave:

[kaphc]

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:: dance::dance:

Party on Busybee!

:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::huges mile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:: hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:
:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant: :elephant::elephant::elephant:
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:
:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:: hello::hello::hello:

[Boris]

Where there is
:dance:

2 will follow
:joker::joker:

Soon there will be
:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

Pretty soon that will be
:joker::love::dazzler::joker::love::dazzler:

And then......

:dance:
:joker::joker:
:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:
:love::love::love::love::love:
:dance::joker::dazzler::love::dance::joker::dazzle r::love:
:dance::joker::dazzler::love::dance::dazzler::love :
:dance::joker::dazzler::love::dance::joker::dazzle r::love:
Hey babe we're' havin' a party!!!!

No :bawling::bawling::bawling:around here !:hello: