The 'Kiss of Death' !

[Amy]

We will all watch over this thread for you tonight Kaz :thumbs: :wavey:

[rachb]

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Sticks]

10 to 4

:laugh:

[Mairi]

Couldn't sleep so thought I'd make a cup of coffee and guard this thread for a while.

It is, sniff, a bit lonely, sniff, here on my own, though.

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/cry.gif

[Sticks]

Oops :blush:

I meant 10 to 5 earlier on.

I woke up early so I had a longer :sleep: in the bath tub until 5:30

I may be sleeping in tomorrow morning :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Morning, everyone. :wavey:

Good work yet again last night - especially Mairi for voluntarily undertaking an extra shift. :thumbs:

Now I'm back on active duty
My resolve is holding fast
My mission has only one goal
That Boris will not be last!

I WILL! :spin:

[peachy]

I think this is the maddest thread yet, and by golly it has had some competition over the last couple of years. I also see another old favourite the Cemeteries thread has re-emerged.

I often wonder what a lone surfer who stumbles across TiBB entirely by chance ever makes of it. So if you're out there lone surfer do tell us. :laugh:

[Boris]

Now I'm back on active duty
My resolve is holding fast
My mission has only one goal
That Boris will not be last!

I WILL!

Oh Kaz, you are my unending support ( along with the 'night owl' troops of course).I know my strand is safe with you and that i WILL NOT be 'the last .

Just tell that Peachy not to worry about the 'Lone Surfer(s)'. He will no doubt have an 'e' Tonto as backup and 'Silver' the mouse to get him out of here. What it will do to his mind is another matter. But we will be OK knowing that all is well back home on 'the strand'.:laugh:

[Amy]

Saved you Boris, that was close :laugh:

[Mairi]

Oh, well done, Amy!!!!!!

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

[BusyBee]

Got to make my latest contribution to this truly fascinating thread:hugesmile::dance:


ROB - does the theory include "seeing the lights" and if so how long do they last?:love::love:

I've already started putting a little bit back each week for the Convention - couldnt miss that. As long as I have time to book my cheap train ticket I'm easy to please.

Who'll win that special prize
To be the last, that's a surprise
We all want to win, to be the one
This competition must be won
So carry on with gay abandon
We're sad and mad but it sure is fun
:joker::joker::elephant::elephant::flower::flower:

[Kaz]

Excellent work, Amy. Gold star for you today. :thumbs:

A two minute response time to Boris's last post is well within the acceptable timescale. Our dedication is paying dividends.

Just shows the importance of keeping alert and ready for action at all times.

Back to my duties now. :spin:

[paulwj]

Typical I have a couple of bad days and miss all the fun !!!!


:dance::dazzler::elephant:

Just thought I'd add a few comments to keep Boris and Kaz going lol

[Sticks]

What's for Tea tonight :conf:

[Kaz]

Hi there, Paul. Glad you could join us on our 'end of thread' vigil. :wavey:

Don't know about your tea, Sticks - but I'm planning on having a bacon, mushroom and tomato pizza from Tesco! :laugh:

Right, enough chit chat for now - I'm back on guard. :spin:

[rachb]

mmmm Pizza
http://www.gifart.de/gifs6234/simpsons/00008891.gif

[BusyBee]

Just popped in to say hi before I leave work. BFN see ya later.

[Boris]

Saved you Boris, that was close

Whew...thanks Amy.

They save her here,
They save her there,
They save our Boris ,
Everywhere.
She was so scared ,
She would be last,
But fear has gone,
It's past , it's past.


Boris knows you will not fail,
As round the clocks ,
Those hands do sail,
Your watchful eyes,
Miss not a trick
The minutes pass,
The seconds tick,
And Boris happy
In the thought
You won't be bribed,
You can't be bought.


The thread goes on,
It will not stop,
'Till our friend Mark
Gives it
'The Chop' !

:joker::laugh::joker::laugh::joker::laugh::joker:: laugh:

Well he threatened didn't he !

[Mairi]

Great poem, Boris :hello:

I'd be shirking in my duty if I didn't pop in to save you from being the last poster, though!!

:laugh:

[Boris]

Glad you liked it Mairi.:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

I absolutely loved it, Boris!!

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/hyper.gifhttp://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/hyper.gifhttp://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/hyper.gifhttp://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/hyper.gifhttp://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/hyper.gifhttp://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/hyper.gif

[Kaz]

Gold star for you too, Mairi! :thumbs:

Thank you, Boris for your wonderful poem
On this thread that's become our second home
It's a labour of love that we all undertake
To ensure the last post you never will make.

:spin:

[LEE]

I haven't been able to get into TiBB all today (it does this to me sometimes) so I apologise for not doing my job on this thread today.

I see it has been well looked after in my abscence though :thumbs:

[Sticks]

Begin Night Shift

:sleep:

[blinkinlovely]

OK - I've been busy and now can't make head nor tail of this thread - can anyone explain it (in very sismple terms - it might help if you shout, it's my birthday on Sat and I am getting very very old..):joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Kaz]

Since this thread's my personal baby, blinkinlovely, I'll try to explain how it came about. :laugh:

At the very beginning, Boris posted this:
I was horrified how many had my name as the last poster.It seems that a post from Boris is the 'kiss of Death' and the strand dies.
My response to her was:
Boris - I've made it a personal mission of mine that you WON'T be the last person to post on this thread!
I will! (unless anyone else thinks differently).
. . . . . . . and the rest, as you can see, is history! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And I'm still succeeding in my mission! :wavey:

[rachb]

...........and we are helping as much as we can:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[steve_o]

Just doing my bit as well.:laugh:

:spin:

[LEE]

Just thought I'd let you all know I'm still here keeping watch on the night shift lol

Good job I don't have to get up in the morning.

Whoops it IS the morning LOL

:flower:

[Sticks]

Had a lie in until 05:15

Posting now

[Mairi]

Good morning, Sticks :wavey:

My turn to keep watch, I think.

:spin2:

[Sticks]

I think everyone else is still in bed :sleep:

MSN instant messanger seems to be off line :bawling:

[splodge0]

Morning folks. We're here.................:colour:

[Kaz]

Morning, Sticks and Mairi. :wavey:

Morning, Splodge - glad you could join me on the day shift. :thumbs:

Special thanks to LEE for taking on the 'graveyard shift' last night. :love:

Back where I belong now! :spin:

[splodge0]

Its ok KAZ ............. I'll be here if you need a lie down:love:

[splodge0]

p.s. wish my second penguin would still work.............................:bawling:

[Kaz]

Sorted! :thumbs:

http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/pinguin2.gif

Cute!

[Boris]

Glad to see that the troops are all on duty.

Well done all.

Oh and Splodge....'that penguin ' !

:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:

[Kaz]

Morning, Boris. :wavey:

Never fear
We are here
Your worries are past
You will NEVER be last!

:spin:

[paulwj]

Trust me to be running late as normal I need a hair cut and the salons closed lol

:dance::elephant::hello:

[sweetlittlesara]

Oooops i slept in and im supposed to be working. :blush: This is MUCH more important than my French GCSE and english Coursework though OF COURSE!! :dance::elephant::dance:

[Romantic Old Bird]

I AM late today!:shocked:

Now what can I put on here today??

Something seasonal?
http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/egghunt.gif

There you go!

http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/eggpaint.gif

[LEE]

Just thought I would call in here and see what was happening :hugesmile:

I'm being 'domestic' today and blitzing the house - god it's got bad - cos I have friends staying for the week starting next weekend and the place is an absolute tip. I've been putting off doing this for ages but it's got to be done lol.

This thread is a very good excuse to have a break for 10 mins though, after all I would be shirking in my duties if I didn't, wouldn't I :laugh:

[Sticks]

If this thread gets too big, will this cause technical problems with TiBB ? :shocked:

[LEE]

Right, that is enough housework for one day lol Still loads to do, but another 3 days of Bank Holiday weekend to do it in. :thumbs:

I'm off out to enjoy the sunshine for a couple of hours now. Make sure you all look after this thread properly while I'm gone. :spin2:

[Kaz]

Posted by Sticks
If this thread gets too big, will this cause technical problems with TiBB ? :shocked:
Well, the Big Brother Quiz is on page 28 just now, so we've still got a way to go to catch up with that one. :laugh:

Enjoy the sunshine, LEE. I'm very jealous. :bawling:

[BusyBee]

Whoever is the last on this thread will be

Resolute, Determined, Bl**dy minded, Dedicated, with Strength of mind, Purposeful, Constant, Firm

Just who will it be?????

[Boris]

Resolute, Determined, Bl**dy minded, Dedicated, with Strength of mind, Purposeful, Constant, Firm

Or just an idiot Busy Bee !!


(but don't tell anyone I said that....please)

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Kaz]

Posted by Busybee
. . . Resolute, Determined, Bl**dy minded, Dedicated, with Strength of mind, Purposeful, Constant, Firm

That's me! :thumbs:

As to being an idiot, well . . . . . . yes, probably that as well!! :laugh:

[splodge0]

Join the ward Kaz. I have a season ticket........:spin2:

[Amy]

I apologise for my lack of guard duty last night i was at work :bawling: Fear not though i am back on duty till tuesday :hello:

[Sticks]

On to page 13 :shocked:

What is the mission of this thread ?

So Borris is not the final poster

All that needs to be done is that Borris reframes from further posting on this thread.

We let it die away.

No body has to stay up to the small hours

Mission accomplished

How hard can that be ? :thumbs:

[LEE]

But there's no fun in that Sticks lol :laugh:

[Kaz]

Posted by Sticks
What is the mission of this thread ?
Have you not been paying attention during the last 12 pages, Sticks? :shocked:

The mission of this thread is MY mission that I WILL be the last person to post on this thread . . . . . unless anyone else knows differently.

. . . . . . . . and for some reason they do!!! :laugh:

So I WILL carry on my mission until I succeed. :spin:

[Amy]

Good for you Kaz :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Thank you, Amy. :love:

With support like yours, how can I fail?

:spin:

[Amy]

absolutely :thumbs: We all want you to achieve your goal :spin2:

[LEE]

Supporting you all the way Kaz :hugesmile:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Still here Kaz!

Here's something a bit naughty but still 'quite amusing'!


http://www.yatoula.com/gif/personnages/pers06.gif

[Kaz]

Can't get the link to work, ROB. :bawling:

Sounds intriguing!!! :spin2:

[splodge0]

My mission is going to be to restart all the old threads as they must all feel sad and left out...........

Comments please..............:colour:

[Janette]

Originally posted by splodge0
My mission is going to be to restart all the old threads as they must all feel sad and left out...........

Comments please..............:colour:


You're mad!!!!!!


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kaz]

I second the comments of the last poster!

:laugh: :spin: :laugh:

[Janette]

Thankyou, at least you've agreed I'm the last poster!!!!!!


:joker:

[Kaz]

. . . . . . but only for a few brief moments. :laugh:

Can't you see,
It WILL be me
The last post it has . . . .
. . . . the name of 'Kaz'

:spin:

[Sticks]

oh how I weep for humanity :bawling:

[rachb]

don't cry Sticks we are here to help you cope

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/k/boy6.gif

[rachb]

Is it just me working on my own tonight.
http://www.platuglen.dk/Sjove-seatninger-3/alone.gif
:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well Rachb, that's the downside of getting in the first Paul Birthday post!:laugh:

Never mind, we're all back now!

The truth is out there............

[BusyBee]

ROB how could you:blush::blush:
And you a well brought up lady - although I must say when I saw it I LOL.

The length of this thread shows that we all really do need to get a life, but then a little made of nonsense never did anyone any harm.:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Boris]

Sorry to disappoint you Sticks..............here I am again.

I too am not quite sure where all this is going to ,but enjoying it I AM ! :hugesmile:

Just checking on the troops.Glad to see you are all in place.

Well Done Brigadere Kaz. You have certainly got it sorted.

At the end of the line,
The name 'Kaz' will be fine !:thumbs:

http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/thankyou.gif

[Sticks]

Just in case Kaz falls under the proverbial London Omnibus :shocked:

This post is to make sure Boris is not the last poster :dance:

[Kaz]

URGENT REQUEST FOR VOLUNTEERS!

Due to circumstances outwith my control, I will be unable to stand guard over this thread this evening and tomorrow morning.

Could all volunteers willing to 'hold the fort' in my absence please indicate their availability below.

:thumbs: Boris needs you! :thumbs:

Thank you.

Mission Control
(a.k.a. Kaz x x x)

[rachb]

Back and ready for duty!!
http://home.tiscali.se/mysis77/smileybilder/soldier.gif
as long as its not on my own again :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling::bawling:

[Sticks]

As I said before, why not let this thread die, Borris is not the last poster and no body need stay up late again. :thumbs:

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Sticks
Borris is not the last poster

She may not be the last poster at the moment, Sticks but she could still post on this thread and that's why we all have to remain vigilant.

I'll be here in your absence, Kaz, keeping a watchful eye out, JUST IN CASE!!

:wavey::spin2::wavey::spin2::wavey:

[Amy]

Originally posted by rachb
Back and ready for duty!!
http://home.tiscali.se/mysis77/smileybilder/soldier.gif
as long as its not on my own again :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling::bawling:

Hi Rach :xyxwave:
We are here to keep you company! Fear not you are not alone :thumbs:

:wavey:

[Boris]

As I said before, why not let this thread die,

Don't be such a misery Sticks...it's only a bit of fun. If you don't want to take part no one will mind. It is not compulsory.


Have a Happy Easter anyway.:love:I

suppose it wouldn't be the same if you weren't moaning in the background !

Thanks again everyone else.

:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/thankyou.gif

[Amy]

Again that was close, i'm here for you Boris!!! :thumbs: :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Well DOne Amy .

ooops !

that's done it again :shocked:

[Amy]

Thanks Boris i'm always here to make sure Kaz's mission is still going strong :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Attention, my trusty troops! :dance:

I'm now officially signing off duty for today. The fate of this thread is now in your capable hands. I know you can do it. :thumbs:

:wavey:

[Amy]

Sure Captain :thumbs: The thread is safe with the TIBB troops :xyxwave:

[LEE]

Absolutely, you can rely on us. :thumbs:

[Amy]

Originally posted by LEE
Absolutely, you can rely on us. :thumbs:

And i've also employed a policeman


http://www.uselessgraphics.com/cop3.gif


:laugh:

[rachb]

and a fireman aswell,so we should be ok Amy in case anyone tries to stop us
http://membres.lycos.fr/angedecristale/Personnage/fireman.gif:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::dev il::devil::devil:

[Sticks]

How about against



http://www.redstone.army.mil/history/archives/missiles/tn_sig_d_01_jpg.jpg

[Amy]

http://www.uselessgraphics.com/cop3.gif

No we are here to protect this thread

[rachb]

Hang on sticks this man can catch that
http://www.walespressphoto.com/politics/images/blair.jpg
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[splodge0]

And I'm here, rooted to the spot watching Fame Academy, making sure that the thread is safe..........................:love:

[Boris]

You are all


Wonderful,


I do not deserve such loyalty.

I know I am safe in your hands particularly now that the fire brigade and police force are at hand.

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

Too right Boris :thumbs: We WILL make sure you are NOT the last post :xyxwave:
If not us then this policeman will be protecting you
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/cop3.gif

[Boris]

My,
that was quick Amy.

Well Done !!

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

I'd like to apologise for the lack of duty from our LEE! She will be back to FULL duty once she can get back into TIBB :bawling: she's locked out and is still looking for the keys to get back in! Fear not LEE we are watching the thread for you :xyxwave:

[Janette]

Good afternoon everyone, Happy Easter!

http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/special/happyeaster1.gif

[Amy]

Happy Easter to you too Janette :thumbs:


http://www.uselessgraphics.com/bunny_with_balloon.gif


:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Happy Easter!!!
http://wtv-zone.com/kkc/holiday/easter/anibunbskt.gif

[LEE]

Yay, finally managed to get in. :dance:

Nice to see this thread in good order though :thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Found a few new words to describe the "winner"

tenacious, patient, unyielding, unremitting, persistent, obstinate, stubborn, resolved, inflexible, rigid, steadfast.


Ok I admit it - I've just swallowed the dictionary, but it looks good doesnt it.:hugesmile::hello::hugesmile::hello:

[Boris]

Yay, finally managed to get in.

Thought you were 'scrubbing' today !

Oh well it's all in a good cause and I do appreciate it .

Thanks for 'keeping an eye 'on me everyone.

:wavey:

[Mairi]

You're very welcome, Boris.

Well, I DID promise Kaz that I would keep a watchful eye on this thread. :laugh:

[Kaz]

Captain Kaz reporting back for duty from her 24 hour pass. :wavey:

My apologies for the length of time you all have been required to cover my absence, but you have all coped admirably and, in the words of Old Mr. Grace, 'You've all done very well!!' :thumbs: :hello: :thumbs:

Here's a little something to say 'Thank You' (substitute 'TiBB' for '999') . . . . .

http://www.epilogsys.com/littleawards/PinsSC/Bouquet.jpg

:thumbs:

[Janette]

Aw that's really sweet Kaz, we've enjoyed every minute of it!


:thumbs:

[Boris]

Glad to see you back again Kaz.

Everyone has been wonderful but it is still a relief to know that you are again at the head of this mission.

With Kaz not here,
There was the fear,
That things would slip,
She'd lose the grip.

But fear is passed,
She's here at last,
I'll sleep the rest,
Of one who's blessed.

No worries now,
About just how,
This thread will end,
Twill be that friend.......

Kaz !

Thanks Captain Kaz !!!:love:

[rachb]

and her little helpers will take over when shes not here :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:: dance::dance::dance:

[LEE]

We will Rach, even if this one isn't quiet sober lol :laugh:

[Boris]

Dawn Patrolers at the ready ? ? ?

Even the 'squiffy' ones LEE. No? Well jankers for you then. Captain Kaz will organise it !!!!:shocked:

[splodge0]

Morning!
:colour:

Shame on you all indeed, even Private Kaz!!

[Boris]

Morning!


And morning greetings to you too:wavey:

[Mairi]

Good morning, Boris.

And a very happy Easter Monday to you.

:wavey:

[LEE]

Morning :thumbs:

Yes Boris, I'm here :hugesmile:

'Squiffy' !! What are you insinuating :shocked:

[Kaz]

Good morning troops! And a special hello to Boris. . . . with many thanks for your latest poem. :wavey:

Hope those of you south of the border are enjoying your Bank Holiday Monday . . . . . while us poor sods in 'Scotchland' are hard at work. :bawling:

Splodge - good work, but please get my rank correct. Any more insubordination and it'll be 100 press-ups for you. :laugh:

Mission well and truly back on track . . . . . I WILL succeed! :dance:

:spin:

[Sticks]

Really :nono:

I managed to get to see the Grinch on a borrowed DVD on my


http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/38/02/81m.jpg

I could really identify with him

[Kaz]

Never seen it, Sticks.

Too busy just now guarding this thread. My mission has to come first. :thumbs:

http://cartoon.crossmap.co.kr/image/flash/robin/jundo-soldier.gif

[Boris]

'Squiffy' !! What are you insinuating

Feeling better are we ????:hugesmile:


Well DOne troops . Afternoon shift ready to make way for the twilight ??

That's the ticket .:wavey:

[Amy]

Afternoon Boris :xyxwave: :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Afternoon Amy,

Well Done that girl there !:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Good afternoon Boris. :wavey:

My fantastic troops are doing a great job, aren't they?

:spin:

[Amy]

Fear not Boris you won't be last post :spin2: The troops are on the ball
http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/mcqueen.gif

:thumbs:

[Boris]

The troops are on the ball


As long as they are not 'having a ball' and getting 'squiffy' like LEE did the other night !


Oh yes she did !

Keep it up Troops. Night shift about to start...I hope !

:wavey:

[LEE]

Boris, you are yet again casting aspersions on my character. Squiffy? Me? Never!!!!

I am 100% sober and here on duty as ever. You should know you can rely on me.


***sits here soberly sulking and wondering why she is bothering to help someone who is trying to ruin her good reputation by unfair innuendos***

[Boris]

We will Rach, even if this one isn't quiet sober lol .......said by LEE herself.....!


I rest my case !



:nono::nono::nono::nono:

[Amy]

Night shift signing on again :xyxwave:

[rachb]

Originally posted by LEE
Boris, you are yet again casting aspersions on my character. Squiffy? Me? Never!!!!

I am 100% sober and here on duty as ever. You should know you can rely on me.


***sits here soberly sulking and wondering why she is bothering to help someone who is trying to ruin her good reputation by unfair innuendos***
Only because the bottle is empty Lee:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Amy]

Originally posted by rachb
Originally posted by LEE
Boris, you are yet again casting aspersions on my character. Squiffy? Me? Never!!!!

I am 100% sober and here on duty as ever. You should know you can rely on me.


***sits here soberly sulking and wondering why she is bothering to help someone who is trying to ruin her good reputation by unfair innuendos***
Only because you've the bottle is empty Lee:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Poor LEE :bawling:
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/all_coholic.gif

[LEE]

This is a conspiracy :bawling:

One comment and I'm accused of all sorts.

I'm complaining to Admin.

Whoops I am Admin lol

Hehehe I could ban you all :laugh:

[Amy]

:shocked::shocked: ban us all :shocked::shocked:

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/1zhelp.gif

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/notworthy.gif leaves LEE in full charge of the thread

See i told you all she was sober :laugh:

[LEE]

Maybe I'll just ban Boris cos if she wasn't here she couldn't be Kiss of Death any more and we could all go off duty and go down the pub lol

[rachb]

Your words Lee you said,and i remember 'cause i was sober lol:laugh::laugh:
'oh no the bottles empty' followed by a :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
becoming a bit of a habit Lee?
try http://www.aa-uk.org.uk

[steve_o]

Don't ban me, how else will I make a thousand posts.:laugh::thumbs:

:spin:

[LEE]

41 posts and counting Steve. You're on borrowed time. :hugesmile:

[splodge0]

Field Marshal Splodge here.

All present and correct are we young Kaz?

Glad to hear it.

Carry on.

:colour:

[Boris]

Field Marshal Splodge here.

Promotion from the ranks....and HOW !

Hmmmmmmmmmm! We shall have to keep and eye on this one.

Anyway, I can see the 'Dawn Patrol' have moved on and the 'DAy Shift' SHOULD now be in residence. Not much sign of vigilence tho'.

Might have to call a parade.:nono:

Come on now you chaps...and chapesses,
What's this, what's this ???

Maybe I'll just ban Boris cos if she wasn't here she couldn't be Kiss of Death any more and we could all go off duty and go down the pub lol


No insubordination in the ranks -

It's just NOT BRITISH don't you know ,thankyou !

[Kaz]

Morning, Boris. :wavey:

Glad you could pop by to check on the troops. They're not doing a bad job, but I can see I'm going to have to take a firmer line with a couple of them, especially Sergeant Splodge who definitely seems to have delusions of grandeur! :shocked: :laugh:

And definitely no more alcohol to be supplied to Lance Corporal LEE! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/party/party-smiley-021.gif

Fear not, Brigadier Boris - I'll lick them into shape for you. The mission is safe in my capable hands.

*Captain Kaz * :thumbs:

[Boris]

I knew I could count on you Captain Kaz.

Well DOne that man !:xyxwave:( this is a salute not a wave)

yes the Troops are a little restless at the moment and as you also say , delusions of Grandeur. We will definately have to watch that Seargeant Splodge >
I will leave it to you.:wavey:

[Kaz]

No problems, Boris. :thumbs:

This mission is vitally important
For Boris we must all be strong
But if you think you're making the last post
Then I'm afraid you're terribly wrong!

It WILL be http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/trave_abc/smilie_m.gifhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/trave_abc/smilie_e.gifhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/trave_abc/smilie_ausr.gif

:spin:

[Maggie]

Are you sure :conf: :laugh:

[Boris]

She's working onit !!!:xyxwave:

[rachb]

and we'll help her do it!!!:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::da nce::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Boris]

I knew i could count on you too .

:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:

now salute..


:xyxwave:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

ALl three of you...


My that was quick rachb:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Here and ready for action Boris:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::da nce::dance::dance::dance:

[Kaz]

I'm not only sure, discolady . . . . .

. . . . . . I'm Double Sure!!! :thumbs: :laugh: :thumbs:

:spin:

[paulwj]

You may be sure Kaz - but being the daddy (on J&P) I know the children better lol :devil:

I think they have other idea's lol :love: :dance:

[Mairi]

Hi, Paul :xyxwave:

You may be right but Kaz is a VERY determined woman, you know.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kaz]

Yes, you're absolutely right Mairi! :thumbs:

Posted by BusyBee
. . . .tenacious, patient, unyielding, unremitting, persistent, obstinate, stubborn, resolved, inflexible, rigid, steadfast
. . . . . and I'm also 'all of the above'. :thumbs: :laugh: :thumbs:

:spin:

[BusyBee]

And the list goes on - the winner will be

resolved, implacable, steadfast, obstinate, dogged, mulish, contumacious, insistent, staunch, unflinching, unyielding, obdurate, relentless, undaunted, firm, constant.

:colour::colour::colour::colour::colour:

[Kaz]

But most importantly, BusyBee . . . . . . . the winner WILL be LAST to post on this thread. :thumbs:

Which, at the present moment in time, is ME!!

:wavey:

[Amy]

Back on duty :xyxwave: I see all is well with Captain Kaz's mission :thumbs:

[Sticks]

Empires rise and fall

Kingdoms flourish for a season and then decay.

Trees grow from small acorns and eventually succumb to the woodsperson's axe.

And still this thread continues ...:shocked:

Must be a slow news day. :laugh:

[Boris]

Poor Sticks !

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

Attention Troops :xyxwave:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:I'm here Boris:xyxwave::xyxwave:

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Boris]

Well Done , that man there:xyxwave:


( that's you Rachb )

Keep in line there.....


:dance::dance: :dance::dance:
:dance:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[rachb]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance::dance:
In line and ready for my next instruction:xyxwave:

[Boris]

that's the ticket:xyxwave:

Smartness counts


:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Do I get my medal now?
http://afsf.lackland.af.mil/Library/thumbnails/afcross_gif.jpg

[Amy]

Originally posted by rachb
Do I get my medal now?
http://afsf.lackland.af.mil/Library/thumbnails/afcross_gif.jpg

Here you are Rach :thumbs:

http://images.animfactory.com/animations/sports/awards/gold_medal_rocking_md_clr.gif

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

My word old chap , that IS a shiny one.

You will have to keep it well polished.:xyxwave:


However.....it is only permissable to wear it on ceremonial occasions.

Right ho !

On Parade Now
left right, left right,Company Atteeeeeenntion:xyxwave:


By the way Captain Kaz, I will be on manouvers in the AM. I trust we can cope with the Troops........?

[Kaz]

Very good work, Lance Corporals Amy and Rachb. :thumbs:

That's more like it! With such alert and diligent troops, this mission WILL not fail.

It may be tough, it may be difficult, but we WILL prevail.

Shoulders back, lovely gals (and guys)!

:spin:

[Boris]

That's the ticket....:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

All part of the service, Boris. :xyxwave:

Nothing's too much trouble
And everything is in hand
The troops are ready and willing
My trusty, faithful band.

:spin:

[kaphc]

Ode to Kaz...

So you think you'll be the last
To post upon this thread
But I bet that someone comes along
And mucks it up instead!

:wavey:

[Boris]

Captain Kaz is on the case,
She will not let it rest,
To be the one ,
Not be outdone,
She'll do her VERY best !
:xyxwave:

[steve_o]

Yep me, here's another one for the post pot. :laugh:

:spin:

[Janette]

965 now Steve, keep it up and you'll be on 1000 in no time!!!!!


:thumbs:

[Boris]

Yep me, here's another one for the post pot.

At the post you will have to be 'Pipped',
A taste of success ,not be sipped,


We just cannot let our Kaz down,
Twill will make her pretty face frown !:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Come on, Steve - at least give us a poem the next time. :laugh:

Boris, this mission is under control
You really need not fear
If ever your name's at the end of the thread
The troops and I are here

To save you from the terrible shame
Of being the last to post
To see my name there instead of yours
Is what I want the most.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

You're good,
It's true,
I'll rely
On you !!!:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Thank you
My friend,
I'll be here
at the end
Faithful and true
Just for you.

:spin:

[Boris]

:xyxwave:

:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:


:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Don't you ever feel like just disappearing to some quiet place to hide away from the stress of keeping this thread going ? :elephant:

[Janette]

Has this turned into the poetry thread?


Ok, here's one from me:-

Mum

The very first words I ever spoke
according to my mum
were 'brachial plexus bronchiolitis'
and then I sucked my thumb.

From thereon my mother thought
that I'd become a doctor
but I didn't fancy that
and my reluctance shocked 'er.

She's still convinced I meant to say
those multi-syllabic words
but I was only six weeks old
so find this quite absurd.

Don't get me wrong, I love my mum
but not her expectations
I'm happy in my dead end job
as Head of The United Nations



Copyright; Stephen Cree

[Kaz]

Sticks, if you'd like to apply for leave of absence from duty, then it'll be given due consideration.

I like to think that I'm firm but fair . . . . :laugh:

But nothing and no-one will stop me from carrying out this mission. A promise cannot be broken.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Don't you ever feel like just disappearing to some quiet place to hide away from the stress of keeping this thread going ?


YES !!!!!:xyxwave:

but don't tell Kaz.........can you arrange trasport as you have found the destination ?:spin2:

[Kaz]

Ahh Haa! Caught you two planning a clandestine holiday!!!!! :shocked:

Looks like it might be:

Boris and Sticks
Up a (palm) tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!

Speechless! (but still very much on duty). :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Mrs Boris....LOL ing

Mr. Boris.....quite hysterical.....this is the 2nd time today that similar suggestions have been made...but not with sticks.
YOU have escaped dear boy !

( shall I tell you ?,......ok then
I went into Andy's records this PM - first solo shopping trip for months. AN old geezer started chatting me up and inviting me to join him for a coffee or something.:shocked:He must have been 70 if he was a day. I was wearing a navy T shirt that prompts Mr. Boris to call me nurse, the old Geezer either

A - had escaped from an institution and thought I was a member of staff.

OR

B - has a fettish for uniforms :shocked:

Those who know me more 'intimately' will find this MOST amusing !

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Kaz
Ahh Haa! Caught you two planning a clandestine holiday!!!!! :shocked:

Looks like it might be:

Boris and Sticks
Up a (palm) tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!

Speechless! (but still very much on duty). :xyxwave: :blush::blush::blush::blush:oooh the first TIBB couple????:blush::blush::blush:

[Kaz]

Oh no! Poor Boris. :shocked:

My sincere apologies for any distress caused to your goodself, after your earlier traumatic experience today. I am, after all, here to defend your honour. :xyxwave:

OK, troops - Captain Kaz signing off after another exhausting but thoroughly enjoyable and rewarding day's duty. Over to the night shift now.

I just know you won't let me down. Boris is depending on you all. Stand steadfast and true. :thumbs:

:spin:

[Boris]

I am fully recoverd now thank you Captain Kaz, from ALL the traumas of today and just remind you all tha I will be absent from my post 'till late tomorrow .....or even the next day.

SO stay alert at all times , and watch your backs.


(and NO ....rachb ....I don't think Mr.Boris would like me to become half of a TiBB couple. Come to think of it, don't think Mr. Sticks would like it either :shocked:)

:xyxwave:

[Amy]

SO stay alert at all times , and watch your backs.


Ok :thumbs:

[Janette]

What a lovely thought Boris, a TiBB couple!


Aw, who could it be!


http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/heart.gif

[rachb]

Originally posted by Janette
What a lovely thought Boris, a TiBB couple!


Aw, who could it be!


http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/heart.gif
anyone single should step foward now:love::love:
Amy??:laugh::laugh::laugh:
and we'll set it up for them:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Amy]

:shocked::shocked::shocked:
:shocked::shocked::shocked:
:shocked::shocked::shocked:

I'm taken Mr O Leary would not be pleased :laugh: :laugh:

[steve_o]

anyone single should step foward now


That's one way to kill the thread off, and another way to make a post. :thumbs:

:spin:

[Amy]

The thread MUST go on Captain Kaz is depending on us :thumbs:

[Janette]

Ok the two people who have stepped forward are:-


STEVE_O

AMY


:love::love::love::love::love::love::love:

[rachb]

awwwww a match made in heaven Amy and Steve:love::love::love:

[steve_o]

I thought I'd lost my tan but it's back again now :blush: and it's another way to make a post. :thumbs::laugh:

:spin:

[rachb]

Awww what will captain Kaz say romance in the ranks!!!:love::love::love:

[steve_o]

It's past my bedtime:laugh: night all:blush:

:spin:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well, it's 9.10am and I am horrified to find I am the first one here this morning!!:shocked:

I mean whatever happened to the:
http://www.artofcolour.com/chiaroscuro/chiaroscuro-image-files/night-watch.jpg

Never mind

I am here now.............all is well:hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Bravo, Regimental Sergeant Major ROB! :hello:

Seems to have been a quiet night on the western front. Just as well, as the graveyard shift seems to have been conspicuous by their absence. :shocked:

Although Boris has alerted us to the fact that she will not be around today, we MUST remain vigilant. So eyes front, everyone . . . . . this well oiled operation cannot falter now. :thumbs:

At the end of this thread
My name it will be
Though others may try
It just has to be ME!

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Seems to have been a quiet night on the western front. Just as well, as the graveyard shift seems to have been conspicuous by their absence. :shocked:


Sorry forgot to let you know that cover was arranged from some special contacts.

Wing Commander Sticks.

[Kaz]

Thanks, Sticks. Good to know that our RAF colleagues are on standby to support this mission. :thumbs:

Posted by rachb[/i]
Awww what will captain Kaz say - romance in the ranks!!!

Sorry, but there's no time for romance between the troops just now, I'm afraid. Your duties must come first. :nono:

We must be firmly focussed
Upon the master plan
To guard this thread for Boris,
I MUST, I WILL, I CAN! :xyxwave:

:spin:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Thanks, Sticks. Good to know that our RAF colleagues are on standby to support this mission. :thumbs:


Actually we had to go to our contacts in the USAF for use of the AWACS :blush:

The RAF Nimrod was not available.

I have managed to get the use of some F16s should the need arise :colour:

[Kaz]

Steady on, Sticks . . . . you're getting a bit carried away now! :shocked:

I'm sure the TiBB troops have got the situation well under control - we don't need to involve outside organisations in our internal mission unless absolutely essential.

Carry on, troops - I have every faith in you! :dance:

:spin:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Kaz
Sorry, but there's no time for romance between the troops just now, I'm afraid. Your duties must come first. :nono:
:spin:

Captain Kaz has spoken you two:nono:
back to work thats an order:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

The tenacity shown on this thread has to be praised
When this is over our arms will be raised
How long before we all start to say
We've got a winner hip hip hooray.


Keep up the good work.:thumbs:

[steve_o]

Oh dear no romance, story of my life, and I've got the choc ices in the freezer as well.:laugh:

:thumbs:

:spin:

[steve_o]

Nine hundred and eighty, I'll be glad when I do this then I can go back to being quiet steve_o again. :thumbs::shocked:

:spin:

[Amy]

Originally posted by steve_o
Oh dear no romance, story of my life, and I've got the choc ices in the freezer as well.:laugh:

:thumbs:

:spin:

:shocked:

I'm sorry Steve :bawling: Captain Kaz has spoken and i have a mission to follow, i took the oath with the other troops! I'm also very much taken by a certain Mr O Leary :laugh:

[steve_o]

I know :bawling: I just can't compete with a tv personality and a better hair cut :bawling:

:thumbs:

:spin:

[steve_o]

Champagne flavour choc ices as well. Yum... all mine now. :thumbs:

:spin:

[Amy]

Champagne Flavour hey :hugesmile: I wonder who else could share them with you Steve :conf:

[steve_o]

Dunno:conf::thumbs:

[Kaz]

Attention, all! :xyxwave:

That's quite enough fraternising in the ranks, thank you. We can't be concentrating on our duties if we're passing 'sweet nothings' back and forward, can we? :nono:

Any more of that and I'll have you both polishing boots for a week. :shocked: :laugh: :shocked:

We must stay on our guard
Our responses must be fast
The mission's very simple . . .
To ensure that Boris isn't last!

I am!!! :spin:

[steve_o]

I'll have to take a leaf out of PJ's book. :thumbs:

:laugh:

[Amy]

Sorry Captain Kaz :bawling: :blush: It will not happen again.... but it was Rach's fault miss honest :laugh:

[steve_o]

Blimey, I've just made member of the day with 24 post's a first for me. :dance::elephant::elephant::dance:

:spin:

:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

I'll be catching Lee at this rate :thumbs:

[rachb]

Originally posted by Amy
Sorry Captain Kaz :bawling: :blush: It will not happen again.... but it was Rach's fault miss honest :laugh:

I told you both to behave earlier but you didn't listen,now back to work both of you:dance::dance::dance::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave :

[Kaz]

Lance Corporal Amy - don't you go trying to blame Lance Corporal Rachb . . . . . you have to stand up straight and take your punishment like a (wo)man.

No whining in the ranks! :nono:

Steve may be member of the day :hello:
But I WILL get my way
And when all is done and said
I'll be at the end of this thread.

:xyxwave:

[Mairi]

Hi Kaz :love:

Nice to see you back in your rightful position at the end of this thread.

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

[Kaz]

Hi Mairi. :wavey:

Hope you had a good birthday. :thumbs:

Yes, it's extremely good to be back in my rightful place. It feels right, it looks right, and it IS right.

:spin:

[steve_o]

Originally posted by rachb



I told you both to behave earlier but you didn't listen,now back to work both of you


Okay rachb, I'm ready. :love::thumbs:

:spin:

[steve_o]

Well that's enough excitment for me for one night just 10 to go, I'm going to make sure I fly threw the 1000 like a later day Concorde with a bottle of Stella in my hand and I've not got any, so it's off to watch Mad Max 2. Night all. :dance::elephant::elephant::dance:

[Kaz]

Night, Steve. :xyxwave:

Sweet dreams, and think of what you can say when you make your momentous 1,000th post . . . . it has to be a good 'un! :thumbs:

Night shift ready to take over?

:colour:

[rachb]

The night shift signing on and ready for duty Captain Kaz.leave it to the real workers not Amy & Steve:love:let them just get on with it we can manage:xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

Amy is fully focused on the mission Captain Kaz has set us http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/pfbbt.gif

[Sticks]

I see the infantry are getting a bit restless, here in the airforce we run a much tighter outfit.

One of our harriers has been prepped ready for action. :thumbs:

[Boris]

Just checking the Troops.

See there has bee some disention in the ranks....Good job I am back to call a late parade .


Attenshshshshshsun :xyxwave:P


PS Best day out ever. Tell you allabout it tomorrow !

[rachb]

we're here boris its ok:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Boris! Good to see you! :wavey:

Yes, I'm afraid there was a tiny bit of insubordination today, but fear not, I have it completely under control.

Lance Corporal Amy has apologised personally to me and has done 10 press-ups as a punishment. I think she's learned her lesson.

The mission WILL not fail. :thumbs:

[Amy]

Yes, sorry to all my fellow troops :blush:
I'm here too Boris we WON'T let you down :xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Wing Commander Sticks here

I can't speak for the infantry, but you can always count on the Airforce to pull the fat out of the fire. :thumbs:

[Boris]

See you're 'poised' for a speedy 'take off' Wing comander.

Nothing quite like a 'fly past'...
I'll leave you all to it now..PIP PIP !

Kaz is still awaiting
To be the last to post,
No chance to work or have a meal,
Not even tea and toast !

( geetting a bit desperate here ! - tired actually...night night !)

:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Bye for tonight Boris :xyxwave: See you on here tomorrow :wavey:

[rachb]

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:we'll watch out for Tom Cruise on those planes aswell sticks:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Night, Boris. :wavey:

You can sleep peacefully, knowing that the night shift are here to do their duty.

Over to you, Lance Corporals Amy and Rachb. The mission is now in your capable hands. No need for Airforce backup - I have every faith in you, my faithful TiBB troops.

Carry on! :xyxwave:

[rachb]

and a new one to help Captain Kaz
http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/tomcruise3a.jpg
:xyxwave:

[James]

For some reason Sticks contributions to this thread remind me of this music:

music (http://www.laurasmidiheaven.com/Patriotic/johnny.mid)

:hugesmile:

[Sticks]

Back here for the predawn sortees :dance:

http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/dawn_patrol_tn.jpg

The guys report that there was no sign of the enemy, and they are eager for a bash of whipping their hides :shocked:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by rachb
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:we'll watch out for Tom Cruise on those planes aswell sticks:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

I think he is back in the states as a Top Gun instructor
This reminds me of this music (http://www.stickings90.freeserve.co.uk/audio/take_my_breath_away.mid)

[Romantic Old Bird]

I now know why it is that Sticks reminds me of THIS (http://www.geocities.com/homerskitchen2/spacedmike.htm) character so much!
http://www.geocities.com/homerskitchen2/mikewatt.gif


Morning troops! :wavey:

[splodge0]

BTW young Captain Kaz, I hope you don't want a promotion to Major at the moment!!! :laugh: NOT the most sort after rank after recent events. :laugh:

Signed Field Marshall Splodge0

[Kaz]

Morning, troops. :wavey:

Captain Kaz suits me just fine, thank you 'Field Marshall', or should that really be 'Sergeant' . . . *cough* . . . . . ah yes, Sergeant Splodge. :spin:

Posted by Sticks
The guys report that there was no sign of the enemy . . .
Sorry Sticks - you seem to have become a tad confused. Boris is NOT the enemy, she is the shining light behind our mission . . . the very reason for our existence . . . . . that she WILL not be the last to post on this thread. :thumbs:

Day shift alert and poised for any eventuality.

:xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Sorry Sticks - you seem to have become a tad confused. Boris is NOT the enemy, she is the shining light behind our mission . . . the very reason for our existence . . . . . that she WILL not be the last to post on this thread. :thumbs:


When asking about who the enemy was the guys mentioned a pack of playing cards with pictures of people on. :shocked:

They were also on the lookout for incursions from hostile forums, known insurgents and anything that could result in Boris being the last poster on this thread.

http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/3squadron_1000_tn.jpg

The guys are having a well earned rest after patrols, before another round of night time sortees. :thumbs:

Wing Commander Sticks

[BusyBee]

Sticks how could you think Boris was the enemy.

We have all to get behind her and give her all our support, cant let her feel unwanted.:nono::dazzler:

[Sticks]

We never said she was.

The enemy consists of those who want to shut us down, against whom we must be vigilant

Plus the guys get a bit enthusiastic about their work. They have been decorated several times. They wanted to have a look for such nefarious characters as well as keeping watch to make sure Borris was not the last poster

http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/images/ops/617_sixtieth_tn.jpg

Some of the bravest airmen around:thumbs:

[Kaz]

Errrrrrrrr, this is getting a bit too serious for my liking! :shocked:

Come on, troops - lighten up. :laugh:

This may be an important mission, but . . . .

We're all on duty to have some fun
While we stop dear Boris from being the one
To give the 'Kiss of Death' to this thread
And I WILL do it, or go off my head!! :spin2:

Carry on, my merry band! :xyxwave:

[splodge0]

Stand easy Captain. Organ grinder here........ :spin2:

[Boris]

Stand easy Captain. Organ grinder here........



But what have you done with the monkey ?....or shouldn't one ask !:xyxwave:

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnntion !

[Boris]

Oh no,oh no....what's all this...

Boris is NOT the enemy,


Boris...the ENEMy....NEVER !:bawling:



Just my usual , lovable self:laugh:


Glad to see Sergeant Splodge back on parade today.You were MISSED. Were you 'AWAL' or did you have a pass? Come , come now you can tell us .

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Boris. :wavey:

Everything's under control. Troops are a bit thin on the ground just now, but I'm holding the fort.

After all, I promised that I WILL be last!

:xyxwave:

P.S. You'll see I put Sticks straight on his 'enemy' error. Trust that Airforce lot to get carried away. :thumbs:

[Boris]

Thanks Kaz,

Knew I could rely on you.:xyxwave:

[splodge0]

Originally posted by Boris
Stand easy Captain. Organ grinder here........



But what have you done with the monkey ?....or shouldn't one ask !:xyxwave:

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnntion !

I think Kaz is here somewhere.........

Signed Field Marshal Splodge:laugh::love:

[Kaz]

Yes, I am indeed here, Sergeant Splodge. :xyxwave:

Pursuing my mission
To the best of my skill
To make the last post
And I must, I WILL!

:spin:

[Boris]

Stand easy Captain. Organ grinder here........


I was a bit slow on the 'uptake' there SERGEANT Splodge...
poor Kaz 1:bawling:

[Kaz]

Well, if you're insinuating what I think you're insuating, Sergeant Splodge . . . . .

. . . . . How Rude! :shocked:

Can I see you immediately in my office. At the double.

Left, right . . . . . left, right . . . . . . :colour:

[Boris]

You tell 'im Cpatain, you tell 'im !


He deserves to be told ....


AND HOW !


Hup, hup, hup, hup, hault .:xyxwave: