The 'Kiss of Death' !

[Mairi]

Originally posted by LEE
See you all on Sunday night when I get back :thumbs:

Have a lovely time, LEE. Look forward to hearing all about it on Sunday.

:colour:

[sweetlittlesara]

Originally posted by Kaz
Poor Sara - did you miss the first round of drinks?

Never mind - here you are (non-alcoholic, of course! :laugh:)

http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/Margarita_2.gif

Help yourself to some Pringles or a few Twiglets! :thumbs:

:xyxwave:

Thank you :thumbs: I cant sleep :bawling::bawling::bawling:

So I thought that I would come on here to make sure that Boris isn't the last poster and to see if the party was getting started! :thumbs:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well folks, thought I'd do a quick post as I am off to sunny Wales this morning for a week's R&R.

We are staying in the 'windiest place in Britain' apparently.........a lighthouse on the Pembrokeshire coast........:shocked:


Of course, if it p's it down a lot I may be back earlier......

In the meantime troops, I expect you to do your duty!:wavey:

[Kaz]

Have a good holiday, RSM ROB. :wavey:

I hope the troops don't sleep in while you're away - we're going to miss your morning wake-up calls! :shocked:

Morning, everyone - hope you're not suffering from sore heads after last night's party.

http://www.platuglen.dk/Fest/03.gif

:xyxwave:

[rachb]

Have a lovely time ROB
http://www.platuglen.dk/Damer6a/ferie2.gif

Don't worry about Boris the troops will keep a look out
:thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

Have a good holiday Rob

And afternoon troops:wavey:

[Kaz]

Evening, troops. :wavey:

Quiet afternoon - guess everyone's been outside enjoying the sunshine!

http://www.platuglen.dk/Sole/sun11a.gif

But remember - just like the sun, Boris could appear at any time!

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Quite right Captain, quite right.:wavey:


I am here and a user of Windows XP now instead of '98.

I have lost ALL my email addresses and favourites on my web browser....but hey, I could have been MUCH worse.


Took a while too to get into 'freeserve', but here I am to TORTURE you all.
Night shift approaching .....


ATTTeeennnnnnnnnnnnnntion :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Good evening, Boris. :wavey:

Oooh, so you've been away being upgraded have you? SuperBoris!!!! :laugh:

Don't worry - the troops have all recovered from last night's party and are in fine fettle to leap to your rescue as and when required.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

in fine fettle to leap to your rescue as and when required.

I require 'often' I am afraid.


:xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Absolutely no problem! :thumbs:

The TiBB Barmy Army are at your disposal, Boris. And your Captain is here to serve only you.

:xyxwave:

[bbceleb1]

Wow! Loving the weather today!

Funny isnt it everyone seems so much happier when the suns out! everyone speaks as well when you walk past them! :wavey:

Spent the whole day by the pool with a drink life doesnt get any better! hope you all had a good day too!

Ready for nightshift :wavey:

[Stu xxx]

sounds like a good day bbceleb x x x a pool - how fancy while i was stuck in a mall working for ten hours! moi jealous - never! x :laugh:

[bbceleb1]

Hi All:wavey:

Thread has been very empty today, spose your all still in bed! Oh Well :hugesmile: Lovely day again hope your all enjoying it! :wavey:

[Amy]

Yet another lovely day http://www.kurts-smilies.de/urlaub.gif Morning all :wavey:

[bbceleb1]

Hi Amy!
Im the only one on! ah well outside in the garden it is then!:dance:

See ya later! :wavey:

[BigSister]

Morning all:wavey:

[BusyBee]

Bandsman BusyBee reporting back for duty after being AWOL.

Sorree my niece had the cheek to get married yesterday so had to put my duty to protect Boris to one side.

Please do not put me in the guardroom

.:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Lovely wedding in Bath anyway, beautiful bride, great reception, lovely hotel where we stayed overnight (sleeping in a 4 poster bed) and lots of chatting and dancing.

:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::elephant::elephant::el ephant:

But that is all over and I AM HERE TO PROTECT BORIS.

[Boris]

Hello Busy Bee,
I think we can forgive you.
I enjoy a good wedding, and the good cry that goes with it ! Soppy , me , NEVER. !


Well now, the sun has been shining on me all day except for the couple of hours pushing a trolley around ASDA. I am cooked to perfection, golden brown and crispy to touch ! :shocked:Trouble is now that I have spent the afternoon in the garden I have got to do some work before tomorrow......life is NEVER perfect is it ?


Evening approaching so hope the next shift is neaarly ready for duty .......

Attennnnnnnnnnnntion
:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

Well don't know bout anyone else but i'm standing to attention! xxx

[Boris]

I'm very pleased to hear it young stuxxor should I say Private madonna:spin2:

At least there is one faithful soul around to protect me from the 'kiss'.

:xyxwave:

[bbceleb1]

Hi
I think i need to put in the sick bay!! :bawling::bawling: i am burnt to a crisp! :bawling: :blush: Never Mind!

:bawling:

[Stu xxx]

wish i could be so lucky xxx

[BusyBee]

I think this tanning thing is very unfair - OH and son have to be out in the sun for 5 minutes and they go a lovely brown - me and daughter just go bright red whatever sun factor I put on.

I'm starting a new campaign

NON-TANNED IS BEST - TANNING IS BAD FOR YOU.

:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Stu xxx]

i go red too thats why i use sun beds so much nicer tan! xxx

[Boris]

I know Stu,
They reach the parts no self respecting rays of sunshine EVER reach.:shocked:

I do like a nice ALL over tan on a good bod! Shame I haven't got either !:bawling:

[Stu xxx]

i always get freaked out that there are cameras in the stand up ones! x

[BusyBee]

My 1000th post has to be on this thread
I'll try not to let the milestone go to my head

To reach this total is a special thing
But with my voice I will not sing
This site is the best - what a friendly crew
To celebrate I'll go make a brew

If you want to join me you're welcome to
There will be cake and biscuits and goodies too
So just knock on the door that belongs to BBee
Saying you're from TIBB coming for tea

We'll have a ball, with a song and a dance
My entertainment skills I will enhance
I'm proud to join the 1000 plus group
And be a member of Boris's troup

Here's to the next 1000.

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::huges mile::hugesmile::hugesmile::thumbs:

:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::elephant::elephant:

[bbceleb1]

Well Done Busybee! thats a very good poem!

I said well done on the other page but never mind :thumbs:

Congratulations! :wavey:

Night Shift Approaching :sleep:

[Kaz]

Evening, all. :wavey:

Bravo, BusyBee - I'm honoured that you chose this thread to make your 1,000th post. Congratulations. :thumbs:

Be on your guard, troops - Boris could well be back once she's finished all the chores she didn't do earlier on because she was soaking up the sun!

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

WELL DONE BUSY BEE !


Just the Best thread to do the 1000th post on !

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

No party tonight :bawling:

Someone must be on 100 pages now surely?

Someone?

I want a party :bawling:

Maybe we can have one for Busy Bee reaching one thousand posts :thumbs: :dance::elephant::elephant::dance:

[sweetlittlesara]

Wow I stopped Boris from being last by mistake :shocked:

Surely that is a record!

Or a reason for a party?

[Kaz]

Well done, Sara! :thumbs:

Sorry, no 100 page party tonight . . . . . I'm only on page 82 at the moment.

But there's nothing to stop us having a party to celebrate BusyBee's 1,000 posts! Just got to remember I've got work tomorrow.

Let the party commence!

http://www.platuglen.dk/Fest/08.gif

[sweetlittlesara]

I am only on page 82 as well but the more we post, the sooner we get to page 100 for another party!! (oh and saving Boris :laugh::laugh::laugh:)

Wahey! I love parties :elephant::elephant::elephant:

But I fear it is only me and you here tonight Kaz! Still its going great!

[bbceleb1]

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

YAY TO THE PARTY! Wheres The Music!!:spin::bouncy::colour::bouncy::laugh::wavey ::joker:


http://www.laugh-of-the-day.com/images/party.jpg

[Kaz]

Here you are!

http://www.platuglen.dk/Musik/ajuxbox5.gif

Pick a song . . . . . . . . :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

but what shall we celebrate tomorrow? xx

[bbceleb1]

Ohh how about Robbie and Rock Dj that gets the party going! :dance:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:NwBZiOO_PAMC:www.index.hu/cikkepek/0210/kult/robbie.jpg

[rachb]

I'm here,Drink anyone?
http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Vin/vin%20flaske%201.gif

[Kaz]

Morning, all. :wavey:

I just KNEW we'd all sleep in without RSM ROB here to give us our morning wake-up call! :blush:

It's OK though - I'm here now to claim my rightful position as the last to post on this thread.

:thumbs:

[Sticks]

what ever you say :hugesmile:

[Stu xxx]

morning everyone - howz you all doing? Just had my second exam and it went o.k but now i can enjoy the sunshine for the rest of the day xxxxxxxx

[BusyBee]

Morning all - suffering from hay fever badly today - so I am feeling very sleepy and miserable. Cant enjoy the sun cos I keep sneezing.

[Stu xxx]

overdoes on piraton thats what i do xxx

[rachb]

afternoon troops!sorry I'm late today:wavey::wavey::wavey:

[bbceleb1]

Hello as well everyone! :wavey:

[Stu xxx]

Good evening everyone - what an unusual day i have had xxx

[BigSister]

Evening troops:wavey:

[BusyBee]

BusyBee reporting for evening parade - the troops are on watch

:xyxwave::spin::spin::xyxwave:

[Boris]

Sports Day for us.Lots of running in the sunshine with beanbags flying.

You get the picture !:xyxwave:

Troops all had a 'hot one' and survived I hope.

Night shift approaching .......

Attennntion:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

I used to hate sports days in the hot sun - urghhhh!!! xxx

[rachb]

night shift here and ready for action Boris:thumbs:

[Stu xxx]

what time does the night shift run too? x just curious xxx

[rachb]

until the morning if Boris is still around if not until we can't keep our eyes open anymore:laugh::laugh::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Kaz]

Evening, all. :wavey:

Evening, Boris - sorry I missed you. But I see that the troops entertained you admirably during your brief visit. :thumbs:

Stu - I'm intrigued to hear you've had an 'unusual' day! Tell Captain Kaz all about it!!!! :spin:

:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

Blah blah nothing much really xxx

[Kaz]

Sounds about the same as mine then, Stu. :bawling:

Work - home - tea - Eastenders - here!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Can I take much more excitement in one day?

:wavey:

[Stu xxx]

know what you mean - don't you ant Vicky to do a sunita? xxx

[Kaz]

Absolutely! :thumbs:

She's one devious little madam - the sooner she's packed off back to Michelle in America the better!

Wait a minute - I've had an idea for a job for her . . . . . . she could keep an eye out for Boris on this thread for us!!! :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

why? xxx please explain your reasoning? x

[Kaz]

Do you mean my reasoning for giving her a job guarding this thread?

Well - she's desperate to get a job so she can stay in Walford . . . . . we're always looking for people to guard this thread for Boris . . . . . . so . . . . . .

Oh no - wait a minute! I want her to beetle off back to America, don't I? :blush:

Sorry, forget that idea!!!!!! :laugh:

[rachb]

Also she would need maternity leave Captain:nono::nono:

[Stu xxx]

see your bizarre logic now Kaz xxxxxxx

[Kaz]

Oh, you don't really believe that she's pregnant, do you rachb?

Looked too smug by half when soppy Sharon was comforting her - I'll bet she's just a 'little liar'! :spin2:

:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

oh kaz do you not read TV quick? She lies to sharon but gorgeous Dennis gives her a pregnancy test to call her bluff and then she discovers she really is preggers xxx

DO DO DO DO DO!

[Stu xxx]

god he is sexy xxxx


http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/walford_hotspot/images/nigel1.jpg

[Kaz]

oh kaz do you not read TV quick?
No!!! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I'm a Radio Times gal. Shocked and stunned! :shocked:

Carry on troops - I'm just away to lie down for half an hour to recover!

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

'We' ge madder everyday :spin2::spin2::spin2:

[Kaz]

We certainly do! :spin2:

Hi, Boris!

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Hello Captain.

Had a good day?

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[rachb]

Here again Boris at the end of the thread:shocked::shocked:?

[sweetlittlesara]

Nice to see you there Boris :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Nice try, Boris - sneaking on here to post while we were all away watching Big Brother! :shocked:

But I have my troops well trained - as soon as the programme was finished they sprang into action and saved you.

Well done, Rach and Sara - I'm very proud of you. :thumbs:

Any volunteers for the morning wake-up call tomorrow, seeing as RSM ROB is away on authorised leave just now?

:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

oh forgot ROBB was away - i thought i hadn't seen the old bird for awhile xxx

Hope she is having a nice time - its a lighthouse isn't it? xxx :colour:

[Kaz]

Morning, all. :wavey:

Jump to it, you horrible lot! :shocked: :colour: :shocked:

Sorry, not up to RSM ROB's impeccable standards, but someone's gotta do it!

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Oooooh Kaz you made me jump then and there's me feeling a little bit fragile this morning.

Still reporting for duty as requested - smart and polished ready for inspection on parade. :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

Morning troops:wavey:

[BusyBee]

Where are you today Boris - we are missing you. Are you going to try and sneak up on us unannounced.

Never fear we shall be on guard and will spring into action. :thumbs:

[Sticks]

When we all pass 100 pages, will this thread be locked ? :conf:

[Stu xxx]

why would it be closed???? xxx

[BusyBee]

Sticks we are enjoying ourselves so much on this thread - we may even reach 200 pages yet after all we have a serious task to carry out - we can not let Boris down.

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Sticks]

But won't an excessive long thread make the system fall over and abend ?

[Stu xxx]

Kiss of Death - Part Two xxx

[LEE]

But won't an excessive long thread make the system fall over and abend ?
er.......NO !!!!!

[Boris]

Thank yo for putting the 'prophet of Doom ' right on that point LEE.

but then you are ale to put us ALL right one way and another.


Thank you again for last night.
I do like my new MSN. It is so much prettier that the other one !


Glad I am not being shut down , and Stu , yES. If we get forcibly closed then the 'kiss of death '2 will start straight away. I give you all permission to 'do it' in my absence .... if you see what I mean.

That's all for now folks except do you think RSM Rob will return from the lighthouse in one piece? I wouldn't worry only she's taken my best friend with her !:shocked:Don;t know if Peachy can stand all that sea air, ; and anyway i miss her :bawling:

Attention all:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

Well good evening Boris xxx

[Sticks]

Originally posted by LEE
But won't an excessive long thread make the system fall over and abend ?
er.......NO !!!!!

Well that's a relief

With the problems TiBB has had in the past I was just making sure

[LEE]

The only problems TiBB has had in the past Sticks have been caused by the malicious actions of certain childish people.

Length of threads is not an issue :hugesmile:

[Stu xxx]

have been caused by the malicious actions of certain childish people.


who? What? Where? xxx

[Sticks]

Originally posted by LEE
The only problems TiBB has had in the past Sticks have been caused by the malicious actions of certain childish people.


Don't forget the times when there has been trouble with the server as well

[LEE]

We have changed servers now though Sticks and, fingers crossed, we've had no problems since then.

[Stu xxx]

who caused probs before? What did they do? Please i lvoe a good goss xxx

[Kaz]

Evening, all. :wavey:

Posted by Sticks
When we all pass 100 pages, will this thread be locked ? :conf:
What? And destroy the very reason for my existence? :shocked:

They'll have to get past me first! :thumbs:

Captain Kaz will defend this thread
With all my strength and might
And that could be for a very long time
'Cause the end's not nearly in sight!

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Well put Kaz 105 pages - just a small drop in the ocean of life.

[Boris]

Captain Kaz...superhero,
Defending Boris, and 'the Kiss',
If she did not my dear Old Troops,
This thread is what I'd miss !!


MOTO....This thread will never die
I've seen it in my little minds eye !


Topical in the light of this weeks 'task'.LOL

Night shift on now :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[rachb]

Oh Boris you always seem to creep in when we are all watching bb:shocked::shocked:
I'm back now:thumbs::thumbs:

[sweetlittlesara]

Just thought that I would post for a back up :thumbs:

You never know how paranoid Boris might get :xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Captain Kaz...superhero,

Why thank you, Boris! :wavey:

What do you think my motto should be? :conf:

Perhaps something like 'Captain Kaz - Defender of the thread . . . . . while I'm around it will never be dead'.

Suggestions anyone?

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Morning campers - just popping in reporting for duty this fine day.

Superhuman identities now that is a topic for this thread, will put my mind to it (whenever I find it).

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Amy]

Morning all :wavey:
Boris free at the moment but keep your eyes open troops :xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

i here ready and waiting just incase the little mink pop up!

How are you today Amy? xx

[Amy]

I'm fine Stu, very well! Smoke free and loving BB4 :thumbs: :wavey:

[Stu xxx]

good good - haven't seen you as much as usual round here xxx

i'm going to try and give up smoking friday after my last ever a level xx how many did you used to smoke a day? x

[Amy]

Quite a lot anything up to 20 a day :blush: :shocked: It's not that bad giving up really i thought i would be smoking again by now but i don't even feel like one :hello:
I haven't been around for a bit :bawling: i'm into BB so badly that after work i'm straight to the TV for the evening :shocked:

Still no sightings of Boris :colour:

[Stu xxx]

well i usually smoke an average of ten a day so if you can do it i'm sure i can x well done your an inspriation x

Make sure you do drop in a lot and hello x instead of rushing straight to the tele xx

[BusyBee]

We seek her here, we seek her there just where is that Boris hiding this fine day

Will she sneak up and catch us napping
No not us lot our eyes are watching.

WHERE ARE YOU BORIS - WE MISS YOU.

[Kaz]

Afternoon, troops. :wavey:

Good to see you on duty here today, Sergeant Amy - congratulations on still being smoke-free. :hello:

Evening shift at the ready? This is usually the danger time when we can expect Boris to appear at any time, so be on your guards!

:xyxwave:

[kaphc]

There's EIGHTY-FIVE pages on this thread!
Will it survive or will it be dead?
On other posts we talk about Fed
But this one is the longest I've read!

[Stu xxx]

as anyone noticed the sneaky Boris always posts either when BBLB is on and Big Brother is on??? I think she may be trying to catch us out! Everyone be on their guard xxx

[BusyBee]

Standing in my sentry box at attention and ready for the sneaky arrival of Boris - she cannot beat us her trusty protection army. We shall be there when needed.

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[Stu xxx]

well no posts during BBLB! I want everyone on Red alert for tonights programme! I think she may strike x

[Kaz]

Attention troops! :wavey:

BORIS IS IN THE BUILDING!

Be alert!!!!!! :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Is Boris trying to catch us out by sneaking up on us - she will not succeed.

:devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Boris]

I have been RUMBLED !



:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:



A tough old day
But pleasant as well,
Then the journey home ,
Was the journey from hell.

I'm oh so tired ,
Too tired to be here,
So I'll check on the Troops,
Then be gone,
Never fear.

The Irish malt,
Single if course,
Has eased my throat,
'Tis no longer hoarse.

After posting here
I'm away to my bed,
I'm too tired to be here,
Yes,
That's what I said !


Sad isn't it !!!!!


Night night troops....Attenntion








:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Woah Boris there you are :xyxwave:

Troops are out for you tonight!

Had a good day? :wavey:

[Kaz]

http://www.platuglen.dk/Ord-1/240.gif

Boris! :wavey: We've been expecting you.

Sorry to hear you've had a hard day, but a few drams of the 'amber nectar' will be sure to put you in fine fettle for tomorrow.

Take it easy tonight . . . . . . that's an order! :love:

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

I will captain....

I always do as I am told !


:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

You thought you could sneak up on your loyal troops Boris - shame on you.

Sorree you had a bad day
Tomorrow will be better that's what I say
Another day nearer to the week-end
Just ironing to do and socks to mend

A good night's sleep will sort you out
Make you feel better without a doubt
Travelling to work is a real big chore
Hope nice to get back to your own front door.

But looking forward to joining us her
Boris is around we'll give a big cheer
She'll try to catch us out we know
Cos she's a proper little so and so.

:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Stu xxx]

Don't believe a word of it! Everyone be one there guard do NOT be fooled by this shameless Bluffing!!! xxx ATTENTION!

I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go

[rachb]

just for you Boris:sleep::sleep:

All tucked in and roasty toasty,
Sending a kiss goodnight,:love:
Close your eyes till morning comes,
Happy dreams sleep tight.
:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:

:sleep:

[Stu xxx]

DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD RACHB!

I want the good life
But I don't want an easy ride
What I want is to work for it
Feel the blood and sweat on my fingertips
That's what I want for me

[Stu xxx]

i finshed my exams
i might eat some yams

There where so stressful
i hope i will be successful

but if not i will work
in mcdonalds serving pork!

Thats about the best rhyming you will ever get out of me!!!!!!!!!! x

[Stu xxx]

As this is my 1000th Post I thought i'd make it special xxxxx

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant: :elephant::elephant::elephant:


Vogue, [Vogue]
Beauty's where you find it [move to the music]
Vogue, [Vogue]
Beauty's where you find it [go with the flow]

Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine

Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers, dance on air

They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Vogue, vogue

Oooh, you've got to
Let your body move to the music
Oooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Oooh, you've got to
Vogue

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant: :elephant:

:colour::bouncy::spin::spin2::wavey::dance::thumbs ::joker::nono::hello::conf::blush::bawling::devil: :colour::flower:


http://www.madonna.com/madonna/images/media/imagegallery/set_19/S19_LM6.jpg

Feel the love of Private Madonna!!!!!

[Kaz]

http://www.platuglen.dk/Sjove-seatninger-3/Goodmorning.gif

Morning, troops! :wavey:

The 'Kiss of Death' is alive and kicking. :thumbs:

[Stu xxx]

good morning and it looks like Amy was being a little liar and in fact i had been the last to post before TIBB temp died! x HAHAHA! Least it was not the one we call Boris! x

[Boris]

I've been away ,
Did you miss me at all,
But now I'm back,
It's not time to fall,
Just have some fun,
With the folks around here,
Enjoy it all,
And shed not a tear !


Evening everyone.

Just waiting for the 2nd eviction before I retire:spin2:

Missed you all yesterday....

try as I might
I could not get on the site !

Amazing how many budding poets there are around here !

Keep it up everyone
You've al done very well !


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

The posts are a bit jumbled up tonight, but nevertheless I noticed from the 'Today's Posts' that you were the last to post on this thread - you can rely on me! :love:

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Good for you Stu - us loyal troops will not let Boris down. Just imagine if she had been - we would never have lived it down.

Anyway ......

Friday’s here hip hip hooray
The week-ends round the corner that’s what I say
A day spent listening to solicitors talk
Trying to take notes it made be baulk

But that was yesterday and sense I must make
Of those notes I struggled so much to take
So a duty spent protecting this thread
Is something I’ll not look to with dread

Us loyal troops sure deserve a break
So tomorrow and Sunday a rest we’ll take
But beware Boris you’ll not catch us out
We’ll stay on guard without a doubt.

[Amy]

Originally posted by Stu xxx
good morning and it looks like Amy was being a little liar and in fact i had been the last to post before TIBB temp died! x HAHAHA! Least it was not the one we call Boris! x

If you mean the post on James forum then that was ages ago when i posted that :xyxwave:

[Boris]

Been to ASDA,
Bought a book,
Think I'll go
And take a look !


Yes it is THAT book !:laugh:


Afternoon Troops. All quiet on the Boris front untill now :shocked:

Keep up the good work !!!!

ATTENNNNNNNNTION :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Afternoon Boris:xyxwave:

I think that all of the troops are reading Harry Potter lol:hugesmile:

[BusyBee]

Evening all. Spent this lovely day traipsing round town buying presents for my great niece's (God that makes me feel old) first birthday and christening next week.

Could I find any decent cards, I could not - so came home went into Asda and picked out two absolutely brilliant ones.

Guarding Boris is easy peesy after the sort of day I've had.

BTW am on chapter 3 of that book. Been flicking through to find out who dies, cant find it yet. I've got a terrible habit of either reading the last chapter or as with this one, trying to find the relevant interesting part. Slap my hands.:blush:

[Kaz]

Evening all. :wavey:

Not being a Harry Potter fan (yet!) I haven't the foggiest clue what most of you are speaking about. :blush:

Been away getting a 'short back and sides' today for my impending foreign mission. Have to look smart you know. :laugh:

Evening shift at the ready - I have a feeling in my water that we could well expect a visit from Boris during tonight's live task . . . . . .

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

WRONG !


I am here before hand.
But that is not to say I won;t come back again !!!!!:xyxwave:LOL

[BusyBee]

You may have sneaked in Boris, but Bandsman BusyBee is still on patrol - the Boris watch is well and truly in hand.

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

YOu calling me 'sneaky' Busy Bee ?

HUH !

OK maybe I am a bit


:blush:

See you around:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

very sneaky little Boris x

[BusyBee]

No other word for it Boris - extremely SNEAKY just like BB tonight with that task.

[Kaz]

Well done, troops! :hello:

Told you Boris would put in an appearance during the weekly task.

And yes, BusyBee - she's equally as sneaky as Big Brother this week. :laugh:

Bad Big Brother. :nono:

Nice try, Boris - better luck next time! :thumbs:

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Am leaving the Boris watch in the hands of my capable colleagues OH just stuck his head round the door and said some friends have come suggesting we go to our local club for one or two drinkie poos. Cant say no can I.

So over and out - going off duty til tomorrow. BFN :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Looks like our lot will have to leave off from our normal duties to patrol.


http://www.raf.mod.uk/news/images/limage_f3alarm_02_t.jpg

You can always count on the RAF :thumbs:, and besides the guys are itching for some action since they got back from the Gulf

[Kaz]

Morning, everyone. :wavey:

It's been very quiet on this thread today
No sign of Boris. . . . . has she gone away?
So I'll trust my troops to be on patrol
While I have some tea and a bacon roll. :laugh:

:xyxwave:

[bbceleb1]

Hi kaz!
it has been really quiet this morning! even with Cameron going to Africa! :laugh::laugh:

Enjoy Your Bacon Roll! :wavey:

[Boris]

Bacon roll.....Mmmmm!

Bet you didn't save one for me ! HUH.

I could have just fancied a nice bacon roll.

Glass house for the lot of you I think.


Attenntion !

:xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Sneaky, Sneaky Boris :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Hi, Boris. :wavey:

Sorry - just enough bacon left for one - it was very tasty though. :laugh:

They do say an army marches on its stomach, do they not?

:xyxwave:

[bbceleb1]

Boris!!

she waited for us to go and watch Big Brothers Little Brother again :nono::nono: Come On People! Boris is being very sneaky! :spin::nono:

[BusyBee]

Have you been taking lessons from BB about how to be sneaky Boris?

Trying to catch us unawares - IT JUST WONT WORK we are on the case :thumbs::joker:

[bbceleb1]

:wavey: Yeh well im gonna make sure im on here when big bro is on tonight! :wavey:

Boris you wont get away with it tonight!! :wavey::dance::thumbs:

[Boris]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


Sneaky is my middle name!


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[LEE]

...and mine Boris :thumbs:

I thought I had better be here just in case. :hugesmile:

[Boris]

HUH !:xyxwave:

[LEE]

Just keeping you company Boris. :thumbs:

[bbceleb1]

Lol record amount of people on when big brother is showing tonight! :dance: :laugh::laugh: weve caught you Boris!

:laugh::laugh::wavey:

[BusyBee]

We've caught on to your tactics Boris - THE CUNNING PLAN HAS BEEN DISCOVERED.:thumbs:

[rachb]

I did miss that last post of yours Boris,just keeping an eye on BB for you:thumbs::thumbs:
but now..............
http://www.platuglen.dk/Sjove-seatninger-4/hondje%20back.gif

[BusyBee]

Love the dog Rach - our next door neighbour has got a 6 month old puppy just like that - she's called 'Floppy' cos her skin flops all over her face. But she is lovely.

[Kaz]

Ha ha! Well done my loyal troops! :thumbs:

Our Boris is truly a sneaky one
She waits until a BB programme's on
Then creeps on here to make a post
Then disappears . . . . just like a ghost.

But we've sussed out her cunning game
We're always watchful for her name
So sorry Boris, it's very plain to see
You'll not beat TiBB's 'Barmy Armee' :blush:

Carry on, evening shift! :xyxwave:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Well, it got a bit hairy there for a few minutes..............

But I'm back.

Anyone else out there today?

Hell0000000?

[Kaz]

Looks as thought it's just you and me on duty at the moment, RSM ROB.

Good to have you back with us - your morning wake-up calls have been sadly missed. :thumbs:

I'm sure we can cope until the reinforcements arrive.

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Reporting for duty Sir. Will be popping in and out all afternoon - just to keep an eye on that Sneaky Boris.

hi to all :xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

Good afternoon to you all - hows u all keeping? xxx

[Boris]

Just keeping yu on your toes !!!!:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Boris! :wavey:

Lovely to see you this fine afternoon.

:xyxwave:

[Boris]

Thank you Kaz, nice to see you too.

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

The pleasure's all mine, Boris.

I'm here to serve only you.

:xyxwave: :laugh: :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Just popping in to say bye bye til I get home - knocking off duty for a while

BUT I WILL BE BACK NEVER FEAR.

:xyxwave::spin::xyxwave::spin:

[bbceleb1]

Have fun Busy Bee :thumbs::thumbs::spin2:

Hi everyone! :wavey:

[Boris]

I'm here to serve only you.


My word , what did I do to deserve SUCH dedication ? I really can't think.

Just pass the word around Kaz, maybe it will catch on generally and not just be a 'local' affliction !:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Keep up the good work :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Kaz]

Me again! :laugh:

Evening, Boris. Just as well I dropped by when I did. . . . . . . troops appear to be slacking in their duties. I'll have to have some severe words with them. :nono:

Don't worry - I'll have them licked into shape before I depart on my foreign exchange visit at the end of this week. :thumbs:

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Evening all - BBB reporting for duty as ordered.

BORIS SHALL BE PROTECTED.

:hugesmile::dance::dance:

[Boris]

:laugh:That's better:laugh:


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

The troops may be slacking, but I am here to the rescue!!! :thumbs:

[rachb]

Evening Boris you are early tonight bb doesn't start until 10!!:thumbs:

[bbceleb1]

yeh im here too :wavey:

Rubbish on tv part from bb of course! :spin2:

[BusyBee]

Trying to catch us out by being early are you Boris - but we are on to you - we shall not be beaten. :nono::nono::nono::nono:

[Boris]

:laugh::love::laugh:


:xyxwave:

[Stu xxx]

Evil Boris :love::love:

[Kaz]

Little devil! :devil:

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Good morning to you all

:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

RISE AND SHINE - ATTENTION TO DUTY FELLOW TIBBERS.

We must be on our guard to watch out for that Boris. She is getting craftier by the day.

[Stu xxx]

MORNIN ALL!!!!!!

[Kaz]

Afternoon, all. :wavey:

It's oh so quiet just now
But on me you can depend
To ensure this thread is guarded
With my name at the end!


:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Afternoon Kaz:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Just popping in to say Hi before I wend my weary way home (even though it takes me all of ten minutes from door to door)

See ya later - keep up the guardsman duties :thumbs:

[rachb]

As this is my most special post I've been saving it for this thread:elephant::elephant:
I think this is where most of the other 999 have been posted:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[BusyBee]

And what a place to do your special posting whilst on duty protecting Boris.

Gold star top of the class

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Kaz]

Very proud of you, Sergeant Rachb. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

http://www.platuglen.dk/Stjerner/starry.gif http://www.platuglen.dk/Stjerner/starry.gif http://www.platuglen.dk/Stjerner/starry.gif

You're officially granted the night off, in recognition and appreciation of your sterling devotion to duty. :love:

The rest of the troops will cover for you, won't you troops?

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Certainly Kaz anything for a 1000th poster.

Go off and visit the mess for a quick tincture Rach. :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[sweetlittlesara]

I will be here :thumbs:

[Boris]

What's this, What's this ????

Another celebration party and I wasn't invited again !!!!



Oh well it's all in a good cause !!!!!


BUT...no slacking on duty,

Attention :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:


Congrats on the 1000thpost RachB

You couldn't have placed it better 1:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Evening Boris - trying to catch us out again were you.:hugesmile:

[Amy]

Evening Boris haven't seen you for a while :xyxwave: Rach has done well :hello::hello::hello:

[sweetlittlesara]

Dont worry Boris, I wasnt invited either :bawling:

But I am on duty :thumbs: making sure that you are not the last post!

[Amy]

Wow we were all quick :laugh:

[sweetlittlesara]

To think that one of the first things that you wrote on this thred Boris was,

"Come on everyone, put a bit of 'life 'into the posts. "

How Ironic with all these parties going on...

[Boris]

A party person to the last.....

Pity Mr. Boris doesn't see life in the same light ! We will have to educate him .:shocked:



Anyone got a corkscrew ?:xyxwave:

[Amy]

Got a bottle and a corkscrew using both now anyone fancy a drink :conf:

[BusyBee]

Just opened a nice crisp little Chardonay - anyone want to join me.

:elephant::elephant:

[Kaz]

Evening, Boris. :wavey:

Joined us just in time to celebrate Sergeant Rachb's magnificent posting milestone. :thumbs:

It's 'Open House' at the mess tonight - you're all invited . . . . . . just remember to keep a keen eye on this thread at the same time. :laugh:

Cheers, everyone. :xyxwave:

http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Vin/drink3.gif

[Boris]

MOI ?:hugesmile:


PARTYTIME !:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

[sweetlittlesara]

I like parties I do :dance:

[BusyBee]

Amazing mention a drink and we are all there!

We should all be in the BB house we'd show them how to party. :devil::devil:

[Amy]

Party is on :hello:

Drinks all round http://www.kurts-smilies.de/sekt.gif

http://www.kurts-smilies.de/trink6.gifhttp://www.kurts-smilies.de/trink6.gif
http://www.kurts-smilies.de/trink6.gif

music too http://www.kurts-smilies.de/kopfhoerer2.gif

http://www.kurts-smilies.de/dance.gif

Me and Dermot http://www.kurts-smilies.de/dance2.gif

[Kaz]

Where's Lance Corporal LEE?

Thought she'd be round here like a shot at the mention of a party! :laugh:

:love: LEE!

:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Lee's probably off partying with one of her show business friends - doesnt know what she is missing.

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[BigSister]

Morning troops
I hope you enjoyed the party last night
But back to work now 2 look for Boris:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Morning all - just checking to make sure the troops are fit and ready to undertake their special task of protecting Boris.

BigSister - sorry you missed the party last night - never mind make sure you're there for the next. :thumbs::thumbs:

[rachb]

Well I was going to get everyone the first drink last night,but it wouldn't let me post them at the party it kept posting them amongst yesterday mornings posts:bawling:
never mind I'll bring the drinks at the next party:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Now then, now then! Wot's all this ere then???

Out on R&R and didn't even invite your RSM?

Scandalous!!

AND, very, very short-sighted.....

Meet me on the parade ground in 15 minutes, and you'd better present yourselfs A1, tip-top, and better than even your mothers could have hoped for.

Now why are you all still standing there??

Close your mouths, we do not have our mouths open do we?


That's right!

And why do we not have our mouths open?

We do not want to catch flies, do we!

You 'orrible lot!

Now then, you now have 13 minutes....


Be here on time if you want to see Blighty again....

Troop........dismiss!!!:mad:

[BusyBee]

Ooh ROB I dont want to be put in the glasshouse on a fizzer

Standing to attention as requested, quaking at the knees.

READY FOR ACTION AT YOUR COMMAND

:thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Afternoon all - just popping in to make sure someone is on parade protecting the thread while I make my weary way home.

See ya later. :xyxwave::xyxwave:

[Boris]

:laugh::xyxwave::laugh:


How's things tonight chaps ?


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BigSister]

ok Boris
hee hee I saved you:thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Well done BigSister - think you should be up for a commendation at least a

OBP (Order of Boris Protectors) :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Boris]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That's what you all think !!!


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Ah caught you sneaking in there Boris. You have to do better than that to catch us out.

BTW can I please have permission for unpaid leave tomorrow evening. :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

I'm going to a 1st birthday party and will be having jelly, ice cream, birthday cake with lots of balloons and party games.

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

I promise to be extra vigilant when next on duty. :thumbs::thumbs:

[Kaz]

Sorry I've not been around at all so far today, troops - I'm desperately trying to get organised for my foreign reconnaisance mission, which begins tomorrow evening.

Still, it's good practice for you . . . . . you'll have to cope without your 'Mission Control' for the next 3 weeks or so . . . . but I have every faith in you! :thumbs:

Further instructions will follow shortly on back-up arrangements during my absence. Carry on everyone - you're doing a marvelous job.

:xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops:xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

Afternoon troops - just reporting in to make sure everything is ship shape and Bristol fashion.

Just getting my party dress on and party hat so I can go to my great niece's 1st birthday tea party.

I did request leave but have not receive this so will be going

ABSENT WITHOUT LEAVE

Oooooh Betty. :shocked::shocked::shocked:

If you are very good I'll bring you all a piece of birthday cake. :hugesmile:

[Boris]

Another party that I have NOT been invited to Bandsman Busy Bee.

I really do not think much of it !
:laugh::xyxwave:

[sweetlittlesara]

Hi there Boris :xyxwave:

Dont worry there is a party on here every night!

[Boris]

:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:
:dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:


I'll just go and get my party frock on then !


Night shift approaching !!!!


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

[bbceleb1]

Hey Boris :thumbs:

just keeping you company :thumbs: how are you tonight? :wavey:

Hi everyone :xyxwave::spin2:

[BusyBee]

Morning all
:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

Just reporting back for duty.

I've got a piece of virtual birthday cake for all you loyal Boris watchers - watch out for your U2Us it will be winging its way over the net.

Hope you enjoy it. I missed you all at the party last night - especially during the bash the balloon at the nearest person game LOL. :joker::joker:

[BigSister]

Morning Busy Bee:xyxwave:

Hope you enjoyed the party

[Romantic Old Bird]

My my my!

We are slipping, aren't we?

RSM ROB has asked me to try to inject a little life back into this thread. So I'll try, but my wand is a little bit dusty...........
http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Creatures_and_Cartoons/Fairy_Tale/Red_godmother.gif

[BusyBee]

You better have a word with Harry Potter ROB he'll get your wand working properly again. :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[BigSister]

Afternon troops
Boris hasnt arrived yet but keep a look out :thumbs:

[Sticks]

Perhaps if we drafted one of these


http://www.gkn-whl.co.uk/gallery/apache/images/c122035.jpg

It might help deter infiltration :devil:

I'm sure the guys at the airbase can spare one (or two) :hugesmile:

[BusyBee]

I've got a feeling that that Boris is trying to catch us out 2nite.

We shall have to get the SAS on patrol to make sure we are not ambushed when we are least expecting it.

ON GUARD EVERYONE :thumbs:

[BigSister]

Im here Busy Bee
Ready for action
She might try during Big Brother so we will have to be careful

[Boris]

:laugh::xyxwave::laugh:

[rachb]

Evening Boris:thumbs:
Thought you'd come along when nobody was looking?:nono::nono:
you should know better than that by now:thumbs::thumbs:
http://www.platuglen.dk/Smileys/Mellem/smily026.gif

[sweetlittlesara]

Originally posted by BusyBee




I've got a piece of virtual birthday cake for all you loyal Boris watchers - watch out for your U2Us it will be winging its way over the net.


I didn't get any birthday cake :bawling:

[Boris]

I'm still waiting for mine too !


Been waiting QUITE a long time too !!!!:bawling:

[Amy]

Evening Boris :wavey:
I want some cake too :bawling:

[BigSister]

Evening Boris :thumbs:

[Boris]

hello everyone !:xyxwave:

[bbceleb1]

Hi all
Tania out huuraaaaah! :spin2::spin2::wavey::hugesmile::thumbs:

[Sticks]

Tania had to come out, as a matter of necessity. I take little joy in this outcome, so please tone down the crowing

it is uncalled for :nono:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Boris
hello everyone !:xyxwave:

Boris posted this on 27-6-2003 at 22:34 Which is 21:34 really ( hour behind on TIBB ) I was watching BBA on E4 Crafty Boris
:nono: :thumbs: :laugh: :thumbs:

[BigSister]

Yes crafty boris :nono:

[bbceleb1]

Hi
where is boris today! no sign :conf::thumbs: hurry back! :spin2::wavey:

[Boris]

Boris has been busy putting the world to rights....well her bit of it anyway !!!


Had a good Saturday everyone ?
Mine is looking better every minute....one way or another :spin2:


Keep up the good work :xyxwave:

[BusyBee]

There you are Boris trying to catch us out again.

Sorry to see your mood is sad - cheer up your loyal troops are here for you. :thumbs::thumbs:

Suffering from really bad hayfever today - so have been cleaning the house and ironing - just how I love to spend a Saturday not. :nono::nono:

[Stu xxx]

Good Evening Everyone! Nice to be back as this week for the past few days Private Madonna has been on top secret mission! Hope everyone feels fine and Boris is at bay!! P>M! x

[sweetlittlesara]

Hiya :wavey:

It seems that the forum is way more busy tonight than it has been for a long time :hugesmile:

Is it the introduction of the new housemate?

I havent seen any of BB yet tonight but Im hoping that she will make the house a bit more interesting as I am on the edge of giving up on BB this year, I havent watched really much at all this week. :bawling: