EastEnders (Sean O'Connor exit will be "baroque")

[Amy Jade]

Martin is a total prick.

[LukeB]

Here for Sonia to destroy the bullies :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

I hope Sonia shoves her trumpet up their arses. Sideways.

[Denver]

Not Sonia annihilating them

[Will.]

I wish they would bring a night club back to waltford.

[Marsh.]

Omg, DID THEY JUST MENTION RONNIE & ROXY???

I'm shook.

[Marsh.]

I wish they would bring a night club back to waltford.

I'm finding it more realistic that they would go to Shoreditch, rather than having a night out on their own street.

[Wizard.]

Sonia :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/23T0IXa.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Martin will blame Michelle for him being a crap parent now too.

Bex was being bullied LONG before Michelle showed up.

[Marsh.]

LOVING Jean, I miss her.

[Will.]

I'm finding it more realistic that they would go to Shoreditch, rather than having a night out on their own street.

Probably. I wonder what the laundrette will be turned into.

[Will.]

Jean is my godmothers neighbour in real life.

I've had dinner with her a few times. :joker:

[Will.]

I got told off at dinner once for constantly asking her what is going to happen in EE when I was younger.

It was like 2010 when that happened.

[Marsh.]

Martin will blame Michelle for him being a crap parent now too.

Bex was being bullied LONG before Michelle showed up.

That's not the point though?

Michelle allowed her American tomboy to take advantage of his daughter and allowed him to jump into bed with Bex whilst still sleeping with him herself. She's her niece.

Sick.

DS seem intent on making it all Martin's fault too and it's baffling. He's fully entitled to feel the way he does about Michelle. What she did was disgusting.

[Marsh.]

Never mind her new coat.

I'm LIVING for Stacey's tableware. :love:

[Amy Jade]

Abby vomming everywhere is me on a night out

[Marsh.]

Omg they've stripped the wallpaper from the walls in the hallway.

Perched to see what Stacey does with Pat's hallway. :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Neglect? Erm, no. Maybe if she was 9 but she's a teenager who doesn't tell people what's going on. Not the same thing.

However, wasn't Martin called into the school when Bex was attacked in the toilets? So, how was he not told who specifically attacked her and recognise them hanging around the Square.

It's silly writing like that which spoils the storyline.

[Firewire]

Ms Sonia Fowler (née Jackson) is an ICON.

[Marsh.]

Aren't they divorced now? So she's Jackson again?

[LukeB]

I'm on Martin's side because what Michelle did was gross :s what aunty would allow their boyfriend to use their niece for sex?

[Firewire]

Aren't they divorced now? So she's Jackson again?

She still goes by Fowler but is Ms instead of Mrs

[Firewire]

I wanted Sonia to lamp Michelle

[Marsh.]

I'm on Martin's side because what Michelle did was gross :s what aunty would allow their boyfriend to use their niece for sex?

:clap1:

[Ashsleigh]

I'm Sonia's boots

[Marsh.]

I'm Stacey's geometric table cloth.

[Deirdre]

I hope Sonia shoves her trumpet up their arses. Sideways.

I've been laughing at this since I saw it on mobile earlier :laugh2:

I love Jean :love:

[Amy Jade]

DS can see how awful Martin is being to poor Chelle!

[Marsh.]

DS can see how awful Martin is being to poor Chelle!

Yeah, course he is. :umm2:

[Denver]

Martin and Stacy are cold bloodied killers so Sonia is right to pull Bex out the house

[Ashsleigh]

Cold bloody killers

[Jake.]

DS can see how awful Martin is being to poor Chelle!

Aw yeah, poor paedo Chelle!

[Cal.]

Aw yeah, poor paedo Chelle!

:joker:

[Firewire]

Ronnie and Roxy will return from the dead on Monday night's episode, a source has revealed.

On Easter Monday, reminiscent of Jesus's Resurrection, Ronnie and Roxy arrive back on the square with an agenda.

On Friday night's episode, viewers witnessed Amy ask Dot if her mother and aunt would come back to life like Jesus leading viewers to believe a return for the sisters was inevitable.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/kutuoX50RpBVV9AEe2aplg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9MjU2ODtoPTM5MTI-/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/6720d007c09568525bcd45cfe8ac12e3
SPOTTED ON SET RITA SIMONS AND SAMANTHA WOMACK

[Denver]

Not Sonia battering Sharon

[Firewire]

I am ****ing screaming

[Braden]

Denise the Hero & Soaking-wet Sharon :love:

[Jeol]

Yessssss Sonia

[Amy Jade]

I am howling! Sonia :love:

Louise giving Chelle a dirty look like it's her fault she's a nast two faced bullying bitch.

[Denver]

How is it possible to make Sonia likeable

[Marsh.]

Omg Ronnie's iconic purple coat. :love:

[Amy Jade]

Sharon telling Louise the truth :clap1:

[Firewire]

Sonia is a scream

[Amy Jade]

Yes Sonia drag his neglect!

[Rob!]

Crying at Sonia pushing Shaz in the pool

[Marsh.]

Sonia defending her daughter from bullies by bullying innocents. Nasty individual.

[Firewire]

Why is Sonia keep sitting with her legs wide open? :laugh2:

[Will.]

I AM DEAD!

[Marsh.]

Why is Sonia keep sitting with her legs wide open? :laugh2:

Natalie gave birth to a hippo and is stuck like that?

[Rob!]

why is sonia keep sitting with her legs wide open? :laugh2:

cause she's a lezza!

[Marsh.]

Why are people praising Denise for sticking a few crummy flags and tables around the Square? :umm2:

Is this supposed to cure the place from bullying and vandalism?

[Firewire]

That kiss at the end was horrific

[Wizard.]

Sharon getting pushed in the pool had me HOWLING :joker: was a good episode!

[Marsh.]

I'm the Mayor of Walford.

[Marsh.]

Denise explaining all of the set changes in 30 seconds.

MARVELLOUS SCRIPTING.

[Marsh.]

Riley pointing out SOC's failed attempt at drowning another female blonde Mitchell icon. :clap2:

[Ashsleigh]

"I used to get called so many names when I played my trumpet."
- Jesus

[Marsh.]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7d/35/5a/7d355a175303d9a0ff7cbb4d3f42bae7.jpg

[Ashsleigh]

Ronnie's resurrection?

http://i.imgur.com/n31tOth.gif

[Marsh.]

:laugh2:

Oh my god, here for Sharon's new storyline to be possession by Ronnie.

Phil wakes up and she's making faces in the mirror.

https://m0.her.ie/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/26081042/Ronnie-Mitchell-Robot..gif

[Ashsleigh]

Sonia shook when she fell from the heavens

[Marsh.]

"she's mah sistah!"

[Firewire]

ohai Dean Gaffney

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a826113/eastenders-dean-gaffney-to-reprise-role-as-robbie-jackson/

[Ashsleigh]

"she's mah sistah!"

Roxy has taken up Fi Browning's disguise, and is coming to rip off Ronnie's Sharon costume? :clap2:

[Denver]

ohai Dean Gaffney

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a826113/eastenders-dean-gaffney-to-reprise-role-as-robbie-jackson/

Disgusting news

[Firewire]

He's not really needed

[Marsh.]

Is Sean O'Connor right in the head?

[Firewire]

We have established that he is not

[Firewire]

I'm embracing this Mick-free era we're going through at the moment

[Marsh.]

So we have an era taking shape where the show INTENTIONALLY has no Ronnie, Roxy, Pat, Kat, Babe, Lee and INTENTIONALLY brings in Jack, Robbie and Lee Ryan.

:umm2:

[LukeB]

Babe sucks.

[LukeB]

I wanted to see Vincent in those pants!! /thirstybitch

[Marsh.]

Babe sucks.

I think you should just contemplate giving up on like life TBH hahaha #on your sad patetic ! Life u utter RAT bag ti the core and back ugh bastard. ****ing who do you think you are? Come n have a go if ya fink ya hard enough!!!

[Will.]

So we have an era taking shape where the show INTENTIONALLY has no Ronnie, Roxy, Pat, Kat, Babe, Lee and INTENTIONALLY brings in Jack, Robbie and Lee Ryan.

:umm2:

Actual death.

[LukeB]

I think you should just contemplate giving up on like life TBH hahaha #on your sad patetic ! Life u utter RAT bag ti the core and back ugh bastard. ****ing who do you think you are? Come n have a go if ya fink ya hard enough!!!

:)

[Firewire]

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/15/768x512/gallery-1492334531-soaps-eastenders-strippers-ladies-night-vic-2392332993eewieuweueuewieuieeuiwuw.jpg

YASSSS JANE

[LukeB]

When is shirley out?

[Firewire]

End of this week I think

[Ashsleigh]

Why is Lee Ryan behind the bar?

[Firewire]

Linda sends him to manage the Vic

[Ross.]

I'm in ****ing tears at Sonia pushing Sharon in the pool

[Firewire]

I'm in ****ing tears at Sonia pushing Sharon in the pool

:love:

[Marsh.]

Robbie Fowler returns and, in a shock twist, his twin brother Woody Fowler arrives on the Square to run the Vic.

The Fowler Brothers.

The Square. Under new management.

[Firewire]

Robbie Fowler returns and, in a shock twist, his twin brother Woody Fowler arrives on the Square.

The Fowler Brothers.

The Square. Under new management.

Perched for their water deaths circa 2027

[Marsh.]

Perched for their water deaths circa 2027

Woody is a gay and Ben Mitchell takes the place of Jack Branning in this analogy.

[Rob!]

I'm sorry but I really won't be able to take Woody seriously as a character seeing as I've heard him give an American reality tart fellatio in a makeshift UFO toilet.

[Amy Jade]

Robbie Jackson is coming back!

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/16/480x645/gallery-1492423168-gaff.jpg

[reece(:]

Carol next?

https://uploadir.com/u/ar8wnkk6

[Marsh.]

I'm sorry but I really won't be able to take Woody seriously as a character seeing as I've heard him give an American reality tart fellatio in a makeshift UFO toilet.

Giving a woman FELLATIO.

I love magic.

Her clit that big?

[Rob!]

Giving a woman FELLATIO.

I love magic.

Her clit that big?

Oh I don't understand vaginas, why are you asking me?

[Deirdre]

I'm sorry but I really won't be able to take Woody seriously as a character seeing as I've heard him give an American reality tart fellatio in a makeshift UFO toilet.

I think you mean cunnilingus :hehe:

[Will.]

The state of the show.

[Braden]

Me when I see Steven:

https://img.memesuper.com/9d559a91b9c5d2da1abdf0c36901bff7_danielle-staub-news-video-and-gossip-jezebel-danielle-staub-meme_400-225.gif

[Denver]

Not another Carter death

[LukeB]

Now SOC is killing off animals. axe him

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Lee ! :amazed:

[Wizard.]

NOT EE marking Diana, Princess of Wales' 20th anniversary of death by killing off Lady Di :worry:

[Greg!]

WHAT was the bloody point in killing off the dog

[Ashsleigh]

Nobody's safe.

[reece(:]

Lee Ryan killed the dog?

[Will.]

Mess

[Marsh.]

What is the point though? :umm2:

[Marsh.]

Speaking of dogs. What happened to the little pooch Roxy had during her rich heiress era?

[Rob!]

BYE

[Amy Jade]

I think Lady Di will be ok :worry:

[Braden]

I'm Donna banging on her boiler.

[Ashsleigh]

Speaking of dogs. What happened to the little pooch Roxy had during her rich heiress era?

He ran away.

I remember because of Ronnie's "you can't even look after a dog, let alone a child." :love:

[Marsh.]

He ran away.

I remember because of Ronnie's "you can't even look after a dog, let alone a child." :love:

:joker:

[Marsh.]

SOC's main aims; wipe out as many Mitchell's and Carter's as possible, make it the Fowler show.

You get people on DS praising him saying "The show was too Carter heavy he's rectifying it" but they're all the same as one another the producers just with different preferences. Instead of Mick and his family at the forefront, it's Michelle and anyone vaguely related.

[Rob!]

Denise to be revealed as a Fowler?

[Rob!]

Pauline had an affair with someone black in the 80s?

[Braden]

If that dog appears to be dead at the beginning of the next episode, SOC is seriously ****ed up. No joke.

[Marsh.]

Pauline had an affair with someone black in the 80s?

:joker:

Not Denise being 30.

[Marsh.]

Not Sylvie getting a bigger turnout than R&R.

[Deirdre]

Lee Ryan and Whitney will be banging by the end of the week

[Marsh.]

Mess. I thought that original Johnny had come to reclaim his place in the cast for a few seconds then. :joker:

[Marsh.]

She was a mum, a grandmother and a sister.

SISTER

SISTER!!!

triggered

[Ross.]

So anyway at Lee Ryan

[Marsh.]

Shirley's reaction to Lee Ryan is so me.

[Marsh.]

Not another water stunt.

[Ashsleigh]

Where was the water coming from?

[Marsh.]

Where was the water coming from?

Yeah, it was as dry as Sonia's crotch outside.

[Marsh.]

Poor Mick's spent months building to the climax of the leaky roof story and he's missed it.

[Marsh.]

When you first hear the crash and there's dust/debris coming downstairs, I thought maybe Aunt Babe had rolled out of bed.

[Ashsleigh]

The thing that pissed me off the most was the fact that they kept on using a bucket and that's it? There's so many other ways you can temporarily handle a leaky roof other than that.

[Marsh.]

I thought they'd had builders in to sort it out too?

And the bowl on the kitchen table was the colour of piss?

But I can't at this storyline, I'm sure it's lasted longer than 'Who Killed Lucy?' did.

[Ross.]

I'm not watching if they have killed Lady Di

[Marsh.]

Someone on DS complained because the real Lady Di was also crushed to death. :/

[Marsh.]

Omg, remember when Phil performed his miracle on Lady Di's pups when the Carter's first arrived and it gave Shirley the horn?

Him to do it again?

[Ross.]

Omg, remember when Phil performed his miracle on Lady Di's pups when the Carter's first arrived and it gave Shirley the horn?

Him to do it again?

Omg bye

[Ross.]

Wasn't that in the same episode as Ian getting told Lucy was dead welp

[Firewire]

I'm not really missing Phil

[Ashsleigh]

I thought they'd had builders in to sort it out too?

And the bowl on the kitchen table was the colour of piss?

But I can't at this storyline, I'm sure it's lasted longer than 'Who Killed Lucy?' did.

They came in and "looked at it" but they offered too high a price!

Well at least the roof has finally collapsed. Bloody hell. Dragged that out, didn't they? The Argee Bhajee would never.

[Ross.]

Can they sell the Vic now I'm done with them in there

[Denver]

No because they will only have trash Max in there

[Ashsleigh]

Can they sell the Vic now I'm done with them in there

Mick & Linda: Job Centre

[Ross.]

Jonathan suggested a perfect job for Linda!

[Firewire]

I did!

I think Linda should join the council as an environmental officer and has to share an office with Carmel, Linda eventually decides to run for Mayor of Walford!

[Daniel-X]

Can they sell the Vic now I'm done with them in there

.

The money troubles storyline is beyond stale now. I'm kinda hoping Miss Fi Browning might be the new landlady.

[Marsh.]

Mick & Linda: Job Centre

:joker:

[Marsh.]

.

The money troubles storyline is beyond stale now. I'm kinda hoping Miss Fi Browning might be the new landlady.

Fi Browning to do the rounds of the square, giving characters bags of cash to stop the constant moaning?

[Denver]

I bet Woody stumps up the money and turns out he is Smashing Linda

[Marsh.]

Linda has a certain class, so no.

[Marsh.]

And honestly, Kellie Bright is better than having to play a love triangle between Danny Dyer and Lee Ryan so I'd want ha to quit. :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Lee Ryan teases exciting Woody and Mick scenes – and hints he may not be in EastEnders for long

https://media.giphy.com/media/90F8aUepslB84/giphy.gif

[Ross.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/90F8aUepslB84/giphy.gif

:clap1:

[Marsh.]

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/15/980x551/gallery-1492336070-soaps-eastenders-fi-browning-arrives-1-230992032323uwiu.jpg

Kids in the background. Why do I get the horrible feeling she's either a teacher at Bex's school or Alexandra's mum? :think:

[Marsh.]

https://www.facebook.com/eastenders/videos/10155282379234939/

Ronnie and Roxy get one shot. :umm2:

[Marsh.]

Oh wait, they cut back to their corpses every other shot at the end. You know, so we get the point.

[reece(:]

Lmao at someone calling Sonia Mary Poppins

[reece(:]

How was the ceiling leaking on a sunny day?

[Tom4784]

SOC planning on replacing Lady Di with a new yet inferior dog called Lady Mich?

[reece(:]

Welp @ the messy dubbing of "SHIRL WHERE'S LADY DI"

[Marsh.]

SOC planning on replacing Lady Di with a new yet inferior dog called Lady Mich?

Omg, Dot's cat to go missing again and Michelle finds it alongside a stray dog?

MESS.

[LukeB]

Praying for Lady Di.

[LukeB]

More money issues for the carters.

[LukeB]

Mess at Ben wanting Donna to move in just for the TV.

[LukeB]

Lady Di survives :love:

SOC has done something right.

[LukeB]

Woody and Whitney...not here for it

[LukeB]

SOC has done something right.

end it.

[Daniel-X]

Lady Di :sad:

But honestly I am SICK of the Carters at the moment, these money troubles are getting so repetitive and tedious just kick them out the pub ffs.

[Braden]

I :love: Donna.

[Marsh.]

Not Donna being the only one to remember Ben's a killer.

[Marsh.]

Lady Di :sad:

But honestly I am SICK of the Carters at the moment, these money troubles are getting so repetitive and tedious just kick them out the pub ffs.

Tbf, it's not just them. Literally all the characters on the show are having some form of money troubles. Denise and her lack of a job, the Fowlers, Michelle, the Beale's losing the chippy.

Yet Abi swans about on a never ending day off. Every time she appears she says "It's my day off today". Here for the reveal that she lost her job and is pretending.

[Marsh.]

I don't get it. Jay doesn't want Donna because he sees her as an oldie who will not be down for all night partying but thinks Michelle Fowler wouldn't have a problem? Is he stupid?

[Firewire]

Tbf, it's not just them. Literally all the characters on the show are having some form of money troubles. Denise and her lack of a job, the Fowlers, Michelle, the Beale's losing the chippy.

Yet Abi swans about on a never ending day off. Every time she appears she says "It's my day off today". Here for the reveal that she lost her job and is pretending.

Abi is literally me

[Marsh.]

Abi is literally me

Screaming when she was pretending to have a life with dorito stains on her jumper during a netflix marathon.

[Firewire]

Screaming when she was pretending to have a life with dorito stains on her jumper during a netflix marathon.

I can't relate

[Marsh.]

I can't relate

It was so me when I get caught on TiBB on a Friday night.

"I'm not normally here! I'm normally out with the lads!"

[Marsh.]

Does Lee Ryan dress himself?

I'm sure he wore those threadbare shirts on CBB.

You have quite the gut forming pal, cover it up with an actual shirt.

[Firewire]

Lee Ryan keeps breathing his words instead of speaking them

*shudders*

[Marsh.]

He's Oscar winning next to Ted Reilly.

His delivery of that Who Let the Dogs Out joke. :worry: I CRINGED.

[Firewire]

Donna's broken boiler is the most exciting story the show has had in ages

[Ashsleigh]

I've decided that I'm not going to watch the show until Lee Ryan departs

[Rob!]

I've decided that I'm not going to watch the show until Lee Ryan departs

Me but with SOC

[Firewire]

Patsy Palmer was on Loose Women earlier and said she doesn't like EastEnders just now (a SOC hater?) but wouldn't rule out returning in the future (just not at the moment)

[Cal.]

This is such a stupid story line because obviously anybody would find the money from somewhere to save their dog and so it's predictable. I would literally prostitute myself or sell everything I owned to keep my dogs alive and it's just a silly story to even show a hint of hesitation from the characters about the cost of Miss Lady Di's treatment because no normal loving dog owner would think twice about giving up anything to save their dog.

[Firewire]

Honestly why is Whitney part of the family

As if she cares about Lady Di

I mean I love her but come on

[Marsh.]

Patsy Palmer has always hated the show. Bitch.

Hope she never returns.

[Marsh.]

This is such a stupid story line because obviously anybody would find the money from somewhere to save their dog and so it's predictable. I would literally prostitute myself or sell everything I owned to keep my dogs alive and it's just a silly story to even show a hint of hesitation from the characters about the cost of Miss Lady Di's treatment because no normal loving dog owner would think twice about giving up anything to save their dog.

It's stupid because Elaine's had a stroke, Nancy's been hit by a car, Lee's gone AWOL after his suicide attempt, Sylvie's dead, Shirley has terrible B.O. Like COME ON SOC, get some imagination for stories.

[Amy Jade]

Honestly why is Whitney part of the family

As if she cares about Lady Di

I mean I love her but come on

I understand Whitney being with them, she's never had a normal family environment and the Carter's pretty much allowed her into the fold and she's been through a lot with them there is bound to be a bond.

[Deirdre]

Ship Bex and Louise so bad

[Ross.]

This show is so dreary and **** I'm genuinely so close to giving up at this point

This Lady Di storyline isn't something I can handle watching

[Ross.]

This is such a stupid story line because obviously anybody would find the money from somewhere to save their dog and so it's predictable. I would literally prostitute myself or sell everything I owned to keep my dogs alive and it's just a silly story to even show a hint of hesitation from the characters about the cost of Miss Lady Di's treatment because no normal loving dog owner would think twice about giving up anything to save their dog.

:clap1:

[reece(:]

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/15/320x320/square-1492332828-soaps-eastenders-linda-henry-shirley-carter-1.jpg

[Marsh.]

If I was about to go homeless the dog would have to die. Sorry.

[Cal.]

If I was about to go homeless the dog would have to die. Sorry.

Poor miss Lady Rob :(

[Will.]

I'm not watching anymore.

It's pure crap and in a dire state.

[Braden]

Sharon the Scarecrow :joker:

[LukeB]

Here for Louise's redemption.

[reece(:]

screaming at Shirley tonight

[Denver]

Jay is so gonna **** her

[Braden]

The script-writing for this show is absolutely dire.

They've made Shirley look like right idiot in tonight's show. Why on earth would she crouch down in the kitchen, and say "Let's dry you off" when the roof is still leaking?

The fake-interview scene between Ian/Jane and Lauren was so cliche as well.

[Marsh.]

Why have the BBC allowed the show to be so thoroughly battered after it was headed in a great direction in 2014?

[Marsh.]

A mess at the writers subtly remembering that Abi shagged Lee outside.

[Deirdre]

Donna gets sex and I can't? Hate my life

[Amy Jade]

It was dire tonight. Literally the whole episode was tedious and so badly acted. Jacqueline Jossa was seriously embarrassing to watch during the interview scenes especially. Lee Ryan was just himself and still abysmal.

I quite like Donna moving in with Ben and Jay though.

[Deirdre]

Jacqueline Jossa is always piss at acting. Hate watching her scenes. She was great a few years ago which is really weird


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[Marsh.]

The stories are so predictable.

That mud fight with Bex and Louise was so cliche and stupid I was so glad Louise dismissed her again two scenes later.

Then we have the cliche "Donna and Jay bond" even though the hate between them didn't make any sense anyway. Jay has never been portrayed the way he's suddenly being written recently. A Jack the lad he aint. And also Ben is overdoing the cockney geezer almost as bad as Danny Dyer does. Except it kind of feels more authentic with Dyer, it's forced here.

Then we have the Lauren stuff, absolute crud. Predictable.
I'm calling it now, this Clark Kent bloke is working on Max's say so.
And honestly, that scene with him following Shirley, unrealistic, crap and out of character for both. Not believable, His entire storyline (if it can be called that) is crap.

[Marsh.]

Now Coronation Street, it too has predictable stock soap stories going on and yet, the way they've plotted some of them they've managed to make a cliche "He's my son" revelation genuinely surprising. Rob's breakout, we all knew it was happening and it's absolutely ludicrous, yet they made it surprising and intriguing.

SOC has sucked out any energy, drama or intrigue the show and its cast had.

[Will.]

It's good it's declining in viewership, last night got 5.2M.

[Ashsleigh]

I'm hardly surprised.

[Cal.]

Catching up now!

[Cal.]

I hope Alexandra, Madison and Keegan die in something similar to Enjoy the Ride in Hollyoaks!

[reece(:]

The Alex and Mads dialogue last night was embarrassing

[Cal.]

Sorry but I want Stacey Slater back NOT Mrs. Fowler.

[reece(:]

EastEnders bullies Madison Drake and Alexandra D'Costa have a brand new target next week as they turn their spiteful attentions to Louise Mitchell.

The mean girls have spent the past few weeks making Bex Fowler's life a misery, but they've now been forced to leave her alone after her mum Sonia briefly returned and reported them to the school.

Needing a new victim, Madison (Seraphina Beh) and Alexandra (Sydney Craven) return to their old tricks next week by starting to make life difficult for Louise instead of Bex.

Still pretending to be friends with Louise (Tilly Keeper), the pair seize their chance as soon as her back is turned while visiting her house.

With Louise out of the room, Madison and Alexandra play havoc with the contents of her school bag, but what exactly are they planning? And is this just the start of what they have in store for her?
:sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Marsh.]

When are we going to see Lisa bloody Fowler?

[Marsh.]

It is the Fowler takeover after all.

[Marsh.]

Denise and Kush posed for a photo with the Mayor after what happened?

Yeah, ok.

[Braden]

Is it just me, or is the narrative pushing a Abi/Donna romance lately?

[Marsh.]

"Narrative"


There's a narrative?

[Will.]

Nearly every episode feels irrelevant/filler episode.

[LukeB]

Woody and Whitney will probably get together.

[Braden]

"Narrative"


There's a narrative?

:joker:

Well, I guess I'm basing it in Donna's wet dream, and her new-found friendship with Abi that the latter keeps mentioning.

[reece(:]

Nearly every episode feels irrelevant/filler episode.

Because it is

[Will.]

Because it is

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[reece(:]

Whitney flirting with Lee Ryan :omgno:

[Amy Jade]

Tonights was awful yet again. What the hell is happening?

They insist on giving the actors who we know are very capeable of more the worst arcs...Denise and the bins and now Jane and the bloody flower boxes. Then they're forcing crap like Lauren and Steven on us. Please stop.

[reece(:]

Dull Derek getting a job at the mart
Lee Ryan's story arc (pointless)
Abi and Donna going to the club
Lou the bully becoming bullied

all a bore.

[Ashsleigh]

Dean Gaffney set to make EastEnders return alone after BBC soap bosses ditch pet pooch Wellard

Why?

[Black Dagger]

I haven't watched in months. There was a point I never missed an episode. **** sake SOC.

[Marsh.]

We already have enough plot for characters to deal with like Jane coming to terms with her disability, Denise and her baby, Steven and whatever the hell happened to Peter. But it's like let's not mention that and just give them trivial crap to do.

I mean even SOC's one and only big plot with Max and this company gets about one scene a month. It's a joke.

[Firewire]

The show really is in a state and I'm really upset about it

[Ross.]

Oops I've stopped watching

[Ross.]

I didn't even reach this point during the 2013 era :omgno:

[Ashsleigh]

I feel like we're seeing characters from an outsider's perspective. We're basically just watching them going about their day-to-day lives and, like Marsh said, trivial matters... But we're not seeing anything from the characters' perspectives. It makes it difficult to sympathise with them.

Take Stacey's bipolar disorder for example, the producers did a brilliant job of creating the storyline through the eyes of Stacey. These days, the focus is sort of taken off of what should be the focal character, thus eliminating the audience's ability to be able to feel how they feel. Effectively, SOC has created distance between the audience and the narrative.

[reece(:]

Worse than the Blackburn Corrie era

[Ross.]

I feel like everyone has became so unlikeable as well

[Firewire]

I think Redwater will be really good now that the main show is so bad

[Ross.]

I think Redwater will be really good now that the main show is so bad

I'm mad it got a terrible Thursday slot

[reece(:]

I feel like everyone has became so unlikeable as well

Example A - Carmel?

[Ross.]

Example A - Carmel?

Her desperately wanting Max is a MESS

[Firewire]

Omg Michelle wasn't in tonight's episode I just realised wtf

[Marsh.]

I think Redwater will be really good now that the main show is so bad

Kat and Alfie packed up all the drama and took it to Ireland?

[Marsh.]

Omg Michelle wasn't in tonight's episode I just realised wtf

Laurie Brett had a few days off so Jenna Russell had to take on the role of Jane for tonight's episode.

Apparently she's shaving her head next and taking on the role of Phil until Steve McFadden is back from his break.

[Marsh.]

Denise finally crawls out of the Minute Mart where she was trapped for years and poor Honey gets sucked back in.

[Rob!]

I feel like we're seeing characters from an outsider's perspective. We're basically just watching them going about their day-to-day lives and, like Marsh said, trivial matters... But we're not seeing anything from the characters' perspectives. It makes it difficult to sympathise with them.

Take Stacey's bipolar disorder for example, the producers did a brilliant job of creating the storyline through the eyes of Stacey. These days, the focus is sort of taken off of what should be the focal character, thus eliminating the audience's ability to be able to feel how they feel. Effectively, SOC has created distance between the audience and the narrative.

Be fair though - we had that one shot when Dot thought she was going blind and the camera went a bit blurry.

[Marsh.]

Be fair though - we had that one shot when Dot thought she was going blind and the camera went a bit blurry.

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

It's so unrealistic lately I hope they find a gem stone in the Vic when they repair the roof and it has ressurection powers and Ronnie and Roxy rise from the grave and all returns to normal. Or Dot wakes up from a coma and the last 12 months has been a wizard of oz type dream and Ronnie, Roxy and Janine are all back sitting at Dot's bedside.

[Firewire]

And the re-casting of Michelle is just Dot's dodgy eye-sight!

[Marsh.]

And the re-casting of Michelle is just Dot's dodgy eye-sight!
:joker:

[Amy Jade]

And the re-casting of Michelle is just Dot's dodgy eye-sight!

Sue Tully may be willing to comeback if she sees icons R&R back!

[Amy Jade]

Abi dragging Lauren :flutter:

[Natalie.]

La Roux :clap1:

[LukeB]

I'm Carmel inviting herself.

[Jeol]

Wouldn't care if it was a bet, I still would

[Amy Jade]

Wouldn't care if it was a bet, I still would

Really?

[Jeol]

Really?

I'm pretty desperate

[Rob!]

I'm pretty desperate

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