EastEnders (Sean O'Connor exit will be "baroque")

[Denver]

Hope they get arrested

[Denver]

Why do i feel one of them girls will die

[Firewire]

Okay tonight's ep was really good

[Wizard.]

Why do i feel one of them girls will die

let's be hoping.

[Marsh.]

Not t'black gal serving Alexandra De Gale.

[Marsh.]

"What sorta business??"

None of yours Whitney. BUTT THE FECK OUT!

[Denver]

Not Lauren following in her dads footsteps and cheating

[Denver]

I repeat Louise is the worst of the 3

[Marsh.]

Not Lauren following in her dads footsteps and cheating

She cheated on Peter with Steven so it's nothing new.

[Marsh.]

"She's made it clear this place is very low on her priorities"

Of course it is, her mum almost died and she's also caring for your baby son too. GET OVER YOURSELF MICK.

[Denver]

Not Steven and Johnny getting together

[Marsh.]

That girl just reminds me of Zsa Zsa but without the blue stripe.

[LukeB]

Not Star or whatever her name is making a return

[Denver]

Not the guy who tried to destroy Jay being back

[Ashley.]

Linzi? :laugh2:

[Denver]

So Yolande is returning next week

[reece(:]

Really wanna know why SOC keeps introducing nasty characters like Madison/Alexandra, the prison people, Keegan

[Deirdre]

Jacqueline jossa's acting has deteriorated hugely

[Firewire]

I know I criticise Sean O'Connor but Tina/Sylvie story is excellent as is Tina's friendship with Kathy.

I also loved the bullying scenes, I thought they were so powerful. Louise being too cowardly to stand up to them is important to showcase and I feel really bad for Bex.

[Ronald.]

Bravo the eastenders team this week some hard hitting and well acted scenes .

Louise and bex are proving to be strong and talented actresses . I can see them being around for years . Horrible to see what those girls are putting young Rebecca through .

Great to see Lauren getting some screen time too . The curvaceous branning showed her cheeky side with the photocopier guy . More believable a romance than anything we've seen with her and Steven . Hope she gets some meaty story lines soon .

Have just caught up on all this week's episodes . Carmel still being annoying and Sylvie is a tremendous actress also .

R.

[Denver]

The actress who plays Bex has really stepped up this week.

I wasnt sure if she was capable but she has proved me wrong

[Ashley.]

The only thing I dislike about the bullying storyline is the fact that they don't seem to be adding any sort of dimension to the characters, which seems to be a recurring problem in storylines like this.

Even if it's just introducing family members, I'd be all for that to be honest.

[Denver]

They seem to be adding Star as an unlikely Ally to Bex which is likely to make the bullying worse because Louise hates her because of what happened to Jay

[Firewire]

The only thing I dislike about the bullying storyline is the fact that they don't seem to be adding any sort of dimension to the characters, which seems to be a recurring problem in storylines like this.

Even if it's just introducing family members, I'd be all for that to be honest.

Yeah I get this, because from our point of view it's pretty obvious they're bullies. I'd be interested to see what others think of them and why it's so hard for the school to see that they're picking on Bex.

I do think bringing Star back was a nice touch, though, even though she hasn't been seen in a long time

[Wizard.]

Not Lauren following in her dads footsteps and cheating

Abi Branning to reveal all at Christmas via a scandalous DVD recording?

I would pay for Abi Branning to give me one of her dirty looks

[Ronald.]

I don't blame Lauren. Everybody wants to find their photocopier guy or girl in this world . R.

[Marsh.]

They seem to be adding Star as an unlikely Ally to Bex which is likely to make the bullying worse because Louise hates her because of what happened to Jay

Wouldn't call it an unlikely ally. They were best friends last year.

[Ronald.]

Does everyone prefer thin Lauren or fat Lauren? I made a few jokes about her being a bit porky lately but I think she looked gorgeous in that dress last night . Quite the woman she has grown into! R.

[Wizard.]

From The Sun

Steven had lust in his eyes as Johnny requested his meat

Poor Johnny needs a good old shag to give him some personality bless him.

[Ronald.]

From The Sun



Poor Johnny needs a good old shag to give him some personality bless him.

Dull ain't he! It's a shame because the old Johnny had more edge. R.

[Marsh.]

I don't think Lauren's fat. She just has womanly curves now. :smug:

[Wizard.]

Is Stacey's profession now just walking in on people?

[Ronald.]

It's great to see Lauren having some screen time again . I don't buy that she is as tech savvy as she pretends. She bought a laptop and suddenly she is a graphic designer.

Never seen Lauren smile so much as when she saw that box of food . He he . Long live curvy Lauren! R

[Wizard.]

Wtf is a Moose?

[Wizard.]

Oh the one with the huge dong

[Ronald.]

What are the chances Michelle is gonna make a move on young Dennis? R.

[LukeB]

omg Yolande

[Ronald.]

Yolande!!!!! R

[Ronald.]

Did Yolande and Patrick leave things on good terms? R.

[Wizard.]

Was that really Yolanda?

[Wizard.]

NOT the Minute Mart guy stereotyping Denise as aggressive black woman

[Ronald.]

NOT the Minute Mart guy stereotyping Denise as aggressive black woman

I want to see him and Denise get it on. I enjoy their on screen chemistry and banter. R.

[Wizard.]

I want to see him and Denise get it on. I enjoy their on screen chemistry and banter. R.

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Whitney would go there the slapper

[Wizard.]

Not the Bridget Jones shade

[Ronald.]

Whitney would go there the slapper

You are right there Riley .

I really liked her until they tried to make her this mini Linda . R.

[Wizard.]

The bins coming up again! Serving longest running storyline in soap?

[Ronald.]

Why does kush always grunt and twitch and play with his nose . He's as insufferable as his mother . R.

[Ronald.]

The bins coming up again! Serving longest running storyline in soap?

Here for Carmel falling into a bin and the council taking her away . R.

[Ronald.]

And like Carmel needs another excuse to be in the pub! R.

[Wizard.]

Why does kush always grunt and twitch and play with his nose . He's as insufferable as his mother . R.

I noticed he does that! But he's so hot I don't even care

[Marsh.]

Did Yolande and Patrick leave things on good terms? R.

She dumped him for a big new career....


admin at Minute Mart HQ :unsure:

[Wizard.]

She dumped him for a big new career....


admin at Minute Mart HQ :unsure:
:joker:

[Jake.]

-paedophile gets blackmailed by a 10 year old whilst woman watches romcom with the (kind of) stepson who shot her-

EE right now

[Marsh.]

-paedophile gets blackmailed by a 10 year old whilst woman watches romcom with the (kind of) stepson who shot her-

EE right now

-and said pedophile birthed the 10 year olds Auntie to his grandad -

[Jake.]

Mess

[Deirdre]

why does Michelle even care if anyone finds out about her and Preston? He's of legal age right?

[reece(:]

"Jane Eyre ain't gonna help you pay no bills" :joker::joker::joker:

Les and Pam mention <3

[reece(:]

That duff duff was tragic

[Ross.]

Here for Moose as a regular

[Marsh.]

why does Michelle even care if anyone finds out about her and Preston? He's of legal age right?

Over here yes. Not in the US where she's committed a crime and lost her teaching career as a result.

[Ross.]

A mess at Lee already having a girlfriend

[Marsh.]

A mess at Lee already having a girlfriend

Who'd have thought a fortnight away would've sorted him out.

Could have saved us two years of drama.

[Marsh.]

I'm trying to watch tonight's episode but it keeps stopping every 30 seconds and buffering. :(

[Ross.]

It was kinda trash anyway

[Marsh.]

Donna having birthday drinks with Martin, Mick and Michelle. :umm2: And a neon sign on ha chair.

I'm sure we've already had Donna's "birthday drinks" episode twice this year?

[reece(:]

It seemed like everyone's birthday was tonight

[Marsh.]

Denise tearing her uniform up. :clap1: I hate the thing.

Although tomorrow's episode Yolande shows up to collect her uniform and Denise is charged for the damage leading to another head office appearance?

[reece(:]

Yolande's random appearance was a mess

[Marsh.]

I bet the actress was perched they wanted her for a big return then got this.

[Ronald.]

A quiz at the vic? I bet carmel and kush Will be thrilled.

R.

[Ronald.]

I wonder if max is in on the photocopying guy thing. Maybe a ploy to split Lauren and Steven up. R.

[Ronald.]

Oh Denise is not going to be happy all the noise coming from bens . She will be on the phone to the council. R.

Edit : ha ha right on cue

[LukeB]

Please don't make Jay go for another school child.

[Ronald.]

Carmel must be at late night baby yoga . R.

[Ronald.]

Oh wow Ben and Johnny ! And kush and Denise getting closer !! Love is in the square . R

[Wizard.]

Wow never saw the Ben and Johnny thing coming so unexpected!

[Wizard.]

Tommy got a lucky escape

[Rob!]

Hot

[Daniel-X]

Sixteen year old school kids at a twenty one years old party on a school night is so believable!

[Daniel-X]

I was kinda rooting for Steven to dip his toe into the pool of men again.

[Marsh.]

Oh Denise is not going to be happy all the noise coming from bens . She will be on the phone to the council. R.

Edit : ha ha right on cue

Carmel must be at late night baby yoga . R.

:joker:

[Marsh.]

I was kinda rooting for Steven to dip his toe into the pool of men again.

Lauren and Steven to end up sharing Photocopier Guy?

[Daniel-X]

Lauren and Steven to end up sharing Photocopier Guy?

Not realistic. Michelle or Denise isn't involved in the storyline.

[Marsh.]

Not realistic. Michelle or Denise isn't involved in the storyline.

Whilst leaving Steven and Lauren's in the early hours of the morning, Photocopier Guy spots Michelle Fowler. She is horrified to see him, he threatens to go to the police about her molesting him when he was at school?

[Rob!]

Ben to get a splinter?

[Firewire]

Johnny and Tommy are better suited :nono:

[Rob!]

I mean Ted Reilly can't act for **** but he looks hot topless and with a man attached to his face

[Daniel-X]

Whilst leaving Steven and Lauren's in the early hours of the morning, Photocopier Guy spots Michelle Fowler. She is horrified to see him, he threatens to go to the police about her molesting him when he was at school?

:joker::joker:

When attending the school to report Michelle and fix some photocopiers he spots Denise leaving her GCSE English examination. Denise complains to the school governors that their photocopier guy had music too loud coming from his earphones.

[Marsh.]

:joker::joker:

When attending the school to report Michelle and fix some photocopiers he spots Denise leaving her GCSE English examination. Denise complains to the school governors that their photocopier guy had music too loud coming from his earphones.

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Ronald.]

:joker::joker:

When attending the school to report Michelle and fix some photocopiers he spots Denise leaving her GCSE English examination. Denise complains to the school governors that their photocopier guy had music too loud coming from his earphones.

Ha ha ha . Sounds plausible! R.

[Ronald.]

Must admit I miss aunt babe! R.

[Firewire]

I was confused by the random introduction of Tommy and a high focus on him throughout the episode even though he'd never been mentioned before :think:

[Marsh.]

Must admit I miss aunt babe! R.

:clap1:

[Ronald.]

Yay it's back on . I love double ee . R.

[Ronald.]

Johnny really is a terrible actor isn't he .R.

[Firewire]

It infuriates me that Michelle has Preston to suck on

[Daniel-X]

It infuriates me that Michelle has Preston to suck on

Mess I read this as Chantelle at first and thought we were on about CBB4!

[Firewire]

Sean on R&R

"They were not the sort of characters that would leave in the back of a taxi. We wanted to give them an operatic ending."

On his current plans

"I'm interested in the idea of community in a world that is quite fractured at the moment. Whether that be Brexit or Trump… I think the idea of community is being questioned, maybe even threatened, and all soaps are about community. EastEnders is not realistic, it's always been a fantasy, a fiction of what community is, but in that fantasy or fiction there is a deeper truth, and it's to do with the robustness of the format."

so that's that on that

[Firewire]

As if a guy like Preston would wear baggy underwear

[Ronald.]

Michelle has had more rejections than Laurens had burgers . R.

[Firewire]

:laugh2:

[Rob!]

Why am I so shallow? I'm only watching for the gays

[Ronald.]

Dennis has got it spot on . Michelle is a loser. Telling her as it is. R.

[Ronald.]

I'm amazed Carmel and Michelle aren't bessies yet . All they so is drink and moan.

Loving Laurens cheeky side however. Naughty naughty . R

[Rob!]

Johnny stealing traffic cones and forks wasn't exactly the aftershow I was looking for.

[Ross.]

I'm lowkey here for Lauren's new story?

[Ross.]

As if a guy like Preston would wear baggy underwear

:joker:

[Marsh.]

As if a guy like Preston would wear baggy underwear

So Michelle doesn't feel bad about her baggy genitals?

[Firewire]

I'm lowkey here for Lauren's new story?

Steven is boring as **** no wonder Lauren wants a new man!

[Ashley.]

"I'm interested in the idea of community in a world that is quite fractured at the moment. Whether that be Brexit or Trump… I think the idea of community is being questioned, maybe even threatened, and all soaps are about community."

http://i.imgur.com/CKKMVy6.gif

"EastEnders is not realistic, it's always been a fantasy, a fiction of what community is, but in that fantasy or fiction there is a deeper truth, and it's to do with the robustness of the format"

http://i.imgur.com/BtFfCmD.gif

[Ashley.]

I honestly don't think SOC has a clue what he's doing or saying half of the time.

[reece(:]

Hew is the random fool that works in the garage :sleep:

[Marsh.]

Hew is the random fool that works in the garage :sleep:

Ben. We've been putting up with that for years.

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/CKKMVy6.gif



http://i.imgur.com/BtFfCmD.gif

My reaction exactly. :joker::joker::joker::joker:

He doesn't know what's going on.

[Marsh.]

Not this Max storyline being modelled on Trump/Brexit.

[Deirdre]

really wish Ben would drop dead

[Rob!]

Where is that interview from?

[Firewire]

Where is that interview from?

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a824061/eastenders-boss-why-he-killed-off-ronnie-and-roxy-mitchell/

[Rob!]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a824061/eastenders-boss-why-he-killed-off-ronnie-and-roxy-mitchell/

Urgh at what he says about the sisters. They COULD have quite easily gone in the back of a taxi so that a more competent producer could use them in the future :fist::fist::fist::fist::fist:

[Marsh.]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a824061/eastenders-boss-why-he-killed-off-ronnie-and-roxy-mitchell/

Ok, he's explained why he chose to have them die.

Although the opposite to a "back of a taxi" exit didn't have to be that at all. There were numerous ways they could've left alive but still had a hugely dramatic exit.

He's still to explain why he axed them at all. :fist:

[Ashley.]

Well they arrived in a taxi so I don't see why leaving in a taxi wouldn't be fitting.

[Rob!]

Ok, he's explained why he chose to have them die.

Although the opposite to a "back of a taxi" exit didn't have to be that at all. There were numerous ways they could've left alive but still had a hugely dramatic exit.

He's still to explain why he axed them at all. :fist:

You don't get the sense that he's very popular with the cast do you?

Remember all the praise that was always coming out about DTC?

[Rob!]

Well they arrived in a taxi so I don't see why leaving in a taxi wouldn't be fitting.

More fitting. Arrive in a taxi together, exit in a taxi together. Not exactly complicated.

[Firewire]

Full interview

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/21/eastenders-boss-sean-oconnor-disccuses-community-storylines-and-ronnie-and-roxy-mitchells-deaths-6524966/

[Firewire]

Well not really

It has a bit about Michelle though

[Firewire]

OBVIOUSLY

[Ashley.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7btYq4USgxUgOJvq/giphy.gif

[Firewire]

Gif Whitney giving Lauren daggers

[Firewire]

Please Ashley darling

[Ashley.]

I'm guessing that's in the second part of last night's which I haven't actually watched yet x

[Firewire]

Yes x

[Marsh.]

Well they arrived in a taxi so I don't see why leaving in a taxi wouldn't be fitting.

Omg :joker:

[Marsh.]

I've not watched tonight's yet. Didn't realise it was ANOTHER double episode.

Is it worth it?

[Marsh.]

Ruth Langsford claims hubby Eamonn Holmes is like a steam train when they have sex.

Never clicking Jono's links again.

[reece(:]

I've not watched tonight's yet. Didn't realise it was ANOTHER double episode.

Is it worth it?
If a pub quiz, kids house party and revisiting dull storylines are your thing!

[Jack.]

Who are we thinking is the bottom in this couple then Johnny or Ben, Im gunna say Johnny 100%

[Marsh.]

If a pub quiz, kids house party and revisiting dull storylines are your thing!

Ew :omgno:

[Firewire]

Gross

[Marsh.]

His full interview.

THIS is what we are dealing with...

https://rts.org.uk/article/eastenders-sean-oconnor-“they’re-more-characters-they’re-your-mates”

“The reason I went on and did Helen and Rob in The Archers is because I think we didn’t do that story justice well enough on Eastenders…I think we learned from the mistake of making that story quite sensational.”

He sees the Mo and Trevor story as a failure on EE. :unsure:

It's a soap opera pal, it's heightened realism. It's supposed to border on sensational and thus making it DRAMA/ENTERTAINMENT.
Bloody fool.

[Marsh.]

“We’re doing a story now about Ian [Beale] and diabetes…so we’re getting a major character at 7.30, four times a week talking about this manageable illness, this disease, and it’s not who shot Phil but it will have the seismic social effect,"

The man is a MANIAC.

[Rob!]

I can't believe he slagged off the Trevor and Little Mo story. The only difference between that story and the Rob and Helen one in the Archers was that Rob didn't die in a fire.

[Marsh.]

“We are bringing back those core characters rather than those big central ones…those characters that tended to be slightly more eccentric.”

Translation: I'm trying to make the show like 1985 again and any newer characters eccentric or at all interesting needed to go.

[reece(:]

Translation: I'm trying to make the show like 1985 again and any newer characters eccentric or at all interesting needed to go.
Yolande her impact

[Rob!]

Translation: I'm trying to make the show like 1985 again and any newer characters eccentric or at all interesting needed to go.

He's honestly such a pretentious twat

[Marsh.]

That interview is making me fume.

[Marsh.]

Yolande her impact

I'm perched for the return of Gus, the street sweeper to bring the dramatic climax to the bin plot.

[Rob!]

GET HIM OUT

[Marsh.]

Omg why are Sam and Rita not spilling the beans on his awful show. :fist:

[Marsh.]

If he wasn't so hooked on 1985 I'd be fearing for Sharon's life.

[Marsh.]

Jay waking Ben up with a sexy fireman is so me waking Rob on his birthday in our flat in Manchester.

[Marsh.]

So who was the power bottom? Johnny?

[Marsh.]

"Partying at 21? At his age I was married, I had Steven. He's lucky he only has himself to worry about."


Yeah, we'll just gloss over the fact Ben also has a kid but doesn't give a sh*t?

[Rob!]

So who was the power bottom? Johnny?

I think it's likely Ben only bottoms when he wants to piss Phil off.

[Marsh.]

I think it's likely Ben only bottoms when he wants to piss Phil off.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Erm, where did this melon in the garage come from?

[Marsh.]

I like the natural inclusion of people who are supposed to have been there the whole time, neighbours, friends and colleagues etc.

But I'm not liking that happening in place of introducing proper characters like R&R, new families etc.

But as he said, he doesn't like "central characters" he likes just having people "representing" things.

Pillock.

[Marsh.]

Oh no. Lauren's caught Stacey's gurning bug.

[Marsh.]

So Jay and Ben aren't in a flat, they have the whole house? Why are there stairs?

[Firewire]

Full interview with Sean... https://rts.org.uk/article/eastenders-sean-oconnor-%E2%80%9Cthey%E2%80%99re-more-characters-they%E2%80%99re-your-mates%E2%80%9D

He says Ian's diabetes will have the same effect as Who Shot Phil

This man is delusional

[Rob!]

Not Who gave Ian a full fat Coke

[Firewire]

Oh I didn't read the previous page

IGNORE ME

[Marsh.]

His full interview.

THIS is what we are dealing with...

https://rts.org.uk/article/eastenders-sean-oconnor-“they’re-more-characters-they’re-your-mates”



He sees the Mo and Trevor story as a failure on EE. :unsure:

It's a soap opera pal, it's heightened realism. It's supposed to border on sensational and thus making it DRAMA/ENTERTAINMENT.
Bloody fool.

Full interview with Sean... https://rts.org.uk/article/eastenders-sean-oconnor-%E2%80%9Cthey%E2%80%99re-more-characters-they%E2%80%99re-your-mates%E2%80%9D

He says Ian's diabetes will have the same effect as Who Shot Phil

This man is delusional

Are you disrespecting me?


/blackteenager

[Marsh.]

Not Who gave Ian a full fat Coke

FFS :laugh2:

[reece(:]

With recent stories such as Walford’s community working together to save lives in a bus crash, inspired by true events in Walthamstow, EastEnders is pushing a more honest portrayal of London life, and not just melodramatic plots.

How was the bus crash an honest portrayal of London life, Martin was back at work the day after he was flattened :crazy:

[Firewire]

As long as Michelle has a story it's fine

[Firewire]

Surprised Michelle wasn't more involved in R&R's MURDER

[Marsh.]

How was the bus crash an honest portrayal of London life, Martin was back at work the day after he was flattened :crazy:

:joker:

[reece(:]

I miss Lorraine Newman

[Rob!]

I can't wait for the next producer to come in and sweep all his rubbish away in their first week

[Marsh.]

Aww, Whitney looks beautiful when she's not done up like a hooker.

Less is more. :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Ugh, Abi acting like a dickhead at the party.

[Marsh.]

Although tbf. When was the last time we saw the youngsters/teens having a house party?

I want to say back when the original Lucy trashed Ian's house? :think:

[Firewire]

First episode with new EP

Carmel: my bin was emptied this morning, was yours?
Donna: yeah

[Marsh.]

I can't wait for the next producer to come in and sweep all his rubbish away in their first week

In one scene "The bins have been collected, yeah Denise sorted it out so to thank her they gave her a job back in the Minute Mart. They've allowed her to put in a reading corner and Michelle donated some books before leaving for America."

Next scene "Omg, is that Ronnie?"

[Rob!]

Although tbf. When was the last time we saw the youngsters/teens having a house party?

I want to say back when the original Lucy trashed Ian's house? :think:

Yeah and the difference was that actually developed into a storyline.

First episode with new EP

Carmel: my bin was emptied this morning, was yours?
Donna: yeah

:joker:

[Firewire]

Ugh, Abi acting like a dickhead at the party.

I miss her evil era :love:
Although tbf. When was the last time we saw the youngsters/teens having a house party?

I want to say back when the original Lucy trashed Ian's house? :think:

It was the night she died wasn't it?

I'm sure there was a party across the square although it might not have been teens

[Rob!]

In one scene "The bins have been collected, yeah Denise sorted it out so to thank her they gave her a job back in the Minute Mart. They've allowed her to put in a reading corner and Michelle donated some books before leaving for America."

Next scene "Omg, is that Ronnie?"

Queen or King

[Marsh.]

I miss her evil era :love:


It was the night she died wasn't it?

I'm sure there was a party across the square although it might not have been teens

It was Ronnie and Roxy's house warming and we never saw it on screen. :bored:

But no I meant the original Lucy, the first actress when she had one in Ian's house when Steven was around the first time. You know, when she was all rebellious?

[Firewire]

It was Ronnie and Roxy's house warming and we never saw it on screen. :bored:

But no I meant the original Lucy, the first actress when she had one in Ian's house when Steven was around the first time. You know, when she was all rebellious?

Messissa Suffield era?

[Marsh.]

Messissa Suffield era?

Yeah. :joker:

[Rob!]

Yeah the last big party was when that video was made of Jay taking the piss out...Lee was it?

[Marsh.]

Also, when did Lauren get this job as a web designer that she's suddenly always talking about yet always seems to be sat in the Beale living room looking as rough as a badger's arse?

The last time her work was mentioned she was just doing things for herself like designing the Coker's website.

[Firewire]

I just realised Jay's drug story was never concluded

[Marsh.]

Melissa Suffield has just reminded me of when R&R first arrived and Ian had stolen the Queen Vic bust or something in a feud with Peggy and R&R were hiding in the house and overheard Jane and Ian shagging.

[reece(:]

Although tbf. When was the last time we saw the youngsters/teens having a house party?

Shakil's birthday tho

[Marsh.]

Omg NO. Giving Johnny a storyline is making him more annoying. MAKE IT STOP.

[Firewire]

Melissa Suffield has just reminded me of when R&R first arrived and Ian had stolen the Queen Vic bust or something in a feud with Peggy and R&R were hiding in the house and overheard Jane and Ian shagging.

:skull:

[Marsh.]

Shakil's birthday tho

JESUS CHRIST


:laugh2: How could I forget?

[Firewire]

Omg NO. Giving Johnny a storyline is making him more annoying. MAKE IT STOP.

He is tragic

[Marsh.]

"Did you have a good time? Meet any new friends?"

:umm2: This relationship is disGASTING

[reece(:]

JESUS CHRIST


:laugh2: How could I forget?
Because it's better to

[Marsh.]

Erm, Michelle ordered Preston to leave for good so he went to stay in Manchester and now she's welcoming him back like he went on a break? :unsure:

[Firewire]

I'm still confused over Lauren's thirst all of a sudden and just NOT CARING about the fact she wants to cheat on Steven

That's honestly disgusting

Even Whitney was horrified, and that's saying something

[Marsh.]

SOC's focus is on the bins, Minute Mart HQ and leaky roofs.

Never mind the characters and stories.

[Firewire]

SOC's focus is on the bins, Minute Mart HQ and leaky roofs.

Never mind the characters and stories.

tbh all relatable issues

[Firewire]

NO SPOILERS OR ANYTHING

But I have a feeling there's an episode coming up where Stacey goes to Asda

(Not confirmed not true)

[Marsh.]

"Tune!!! Do you 'member this one?"

Yeah, it's like two years old and Whitney's not got dementia?

[Marsh.]

Omg I'm gonna miss Sylvie.

A shining light in a heap of sh*te.

[Marsh.]

NO SPOILERS OR ANYTHING

But I have a feeling there's an episode coming up where Stacey goes to Asda

(Not confirmed not true)

:joker:

[Firewire]

Omg I'm gonna miss Sylvie.

A shining light in a heap of sh*te.

I love her :love:

Tina's been great recently too

[Marsh.]

If Michelle keeps getting knocked back for being over qualified why doesn't she adjust her CV accordingly? Silly bitch.

SHE DOESN'T WANT THE WORK. :fist:

[Firewire]

White Dee who?

[Rob!]

I honestly cannot imagine what a script and story meeting with SOC in the room must be like.
I wonder how many times he says the words "no, no, no. Too melodramatic."

[Marsh.]

White Dee who?

SOC: "No mate, it's all about Black Dee and Michelle on my show."

[Rob!]

SOC: "No mate, it's all about Black Dee and Michelle on my show."

:joker:

[reece(:]

Soo many messes of SLs, when is Kathy gonna be outed for the affair and getting Shirl jailed. What was the point of Denise and Kim not being sisters
What of Stacey/Martin trying for a baby
Literally what is the point of Jack
Max's revenge.... what is the point now
Why are Vincent and Donna complete non-entities now
Weren't Billy and Honey tipped for a good SL? They've been invisible for months now

[Marsh.]

Why did he axe the Coker's? He's not explained himself.

[Marsh.]

Does Lauren's minge have superpowers? How did she spot him in that crowd from so far away?

[Marsh.]

And it's slightly worrying that Michelle has had more scenes with Denny the last two months than Sharon has since he was born. :nono:

[Rob!]

Honest to god...the show is AWFUL at the minute.
It doesn't even make sense for Denny to be running rings round Michelle. He's 12!

[reece(:]

Why are they making all the children evil?

[Marsh.]

Sharon's in the show he's always off screen in his room, at school etc etc.

Michelle's in the show and he's always there.

A Tish/Bleu feud to shook the tabloids?

[Marsh.]

Honest to god...the show is AWFUL at the minute.
It doesn't even make sense for Denny to be running rings round Michelle. He's 12!

Him telling her she's a loser. :flutter:

[Marsh.]

Soo many messes of SLs, when is Kathy gonna be outed for the affair and getting Shirl jailed. What was the point of Denise and Kim not being sisters
What of Stacey/Martin trying for a baby
Literally what is the point of Jack
Max's revenge.... what is the point now
Why are Vincent and Donna complete non-entities now
Weren't Billy and Honey tipped for a good SL? They've been invisible for months now

Also, Max questioning Steven bringing up another man's kid tonight. Did they ever even explain what's going on with Peter?

[Marsh.]

Sylvie putting the profits straight in her purse. :love:

[Marsh.]

Why are they making all the children evil?

I can't wait for Pearl to start blackmailing Denise for new shoes to keep her dirty secrets.

[Marsh.]

"They should rename this place Johnny Square"

Michelle Square is more appropriate. :idc:

[Marsh.]

These location shoots are showing the set up to be very dated. :worry:

Also Whitney is serving Kat Dennings. :love:

[Jack.]

These location shoots are showing the set up to be very dated. :worry:

Also Whitney is serving Kat Dennings. :love:

I love the location shoots but it does make the set look so dated and nothing like 21st century London hopefully when the new set is built they change a few things.

[Ashley.]

If Michelle keeps getting knocked back for being over qualified why doesn't she adjust her CV accordingly? Silly bitch.

SHE DOESN'T WANT THE WORK. :fist:

Grabbing t'benefits. :idc:

[Firewire]

They never explained the school stabbing :think:

[Firewire]

So anyway I'm at 30k posts and where else better to post!!!

[Wizard.]

I missed last nights second episode because I fell asleep but I don't care for gay shagging so whatever

[Ronald.]

Not Who gave Ian a full fat Coke

Oh my god that one tickled me Rob!

I can't wait for Pearl to start blackmailing Denise for new shoes to keep her dirty secrets.

As did that! ha ha ha

Sylvie putting the profits straight in her purse. :love:

Omg I'm gonna miss Sylvie.

A shining light in a heap of sh*te.

True Marsh she is a star shame she is going to die soon.

And it's slightly worrying that Michelle has had more scenes with Denny the last two months than Sharon has since he was born. :nono:

And said more things other than come on denny we're gonna be late.

R.

[Marsh.]

And said more things other than come on denny we're gonna be late.

R.

:laugh: Sharon makes me laugh when she talks to him like he's 3.

Like Steve talking to Amy on Corrie. So patronising.

[Ronald.]

:laugh: Sharon makes me laugh when she talks to him like he's 3.

Like Steve talking to Amy on Corrie. So patronising.

Oh couldn't agree more she treats him like he's a little boy. Phil is good with him - I enjoy the relationship they have.


R.

[Rob!]

Where IS Phil?

[Marsh.]

Apparently they're in Italy.

And DS says they're not back on screen until May.

As you do.

[Ronald.]

Where IS Phil?

Bloody long holiday isn't it. I suppose he will come back looking right as rain when he does return. R.

[Ashley.]

Apparently they're in Italy.

And DS says they're not back on screen until May.

As you do.

I personally can't wait to see what shade Sharon will be upon her return

[Marsh.]

I personally can't wait to see what shade Sharon will be upon her return

:joker:

[Firewire]

Abi teas?

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/33/618x432/soaps_eastenders_4486_2.jpg

[Marsh.]

Omg when Abi left for six months and came back with hips. :love:

[Firewire]

Lauren teas?

[Firewire]

*Sean in today's story meeting*:

Okay so Michelle's drink problem gets WORSE, she gets into her car to chase down Preston and drives through the market hitting many people along the way

Writer: Bu-

Sean: No listen this is what we need to do it'll be a ratings hit because we're putting fan favourite Michelle in this situation, and it pulls this very current story into Walford

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Ross.]

Cora is coming back to save the show

[Cal.]

Michelle and Preston is SOOO gross

[Cal.]

How do Johnny and Ben manage to make each other a smidge likeable?

[Marsh.]

How do Johnny and Ben manage to make each other a smidge likeable?

They don't?

I'm actually praying for Johnny to disappear into the background again.

[Cal.]

They don't?

I'm actually praying for Johnny to disappear into the background again.

Don't get lairy with me babes.

[Ronald.]

They don't?

I'm actually praying for Johnny to disappear into the background again.

I feel a bit sad they had the only two gay men get together (don't count Steven) . It was nice to have the idea that two guys don't have to get together just because they are gay. They have zero chemistry. R.

[Firewire]

Sorry I don't have a better source but Denise has been at the job centre and also Cora has been spotted on set

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4338074/EastEnders-Denise-Fox-looks-trip-job-centre.html

[Firewire]

Diane after a meeting with Sean O'Connor

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/22/09/3E84315A00000578-0-image-a-67_1490175989027.jpg

[Ashley.]

Diane after a meeting with Sean O'Connor

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/22/09/3E84315A00000578-0-image-a-67_1490175989027.jpg

Why does this picture look like one of those "transition" shots you get in documentaries whilst the narrator is speaking before cutting back to the main story

[Ross.]

Cora is coming back to save the show

Sorry I don't have a better source but Denise has been at the job centre and also Cora has been spotted on set

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4338074/EastEnders-Denise-Fox-looks-trip-job-centre.html

wow okay totally ignore me then http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar5970_232.gif

[Rob!]

Ann Mitchell to follow her name sake and put SOC in a car crusher? :clap1:

[Firewire]

wow okay totally ignore me then http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar5970_232.gif

You didn't provide a source http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar5970_232.gif

[Marsh.]

Diane after a meeting with Sean O'Connor

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/22/09/3E84315A00000578-0-image-a-67_1490175989027.jpg

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: