EastEnders (Sean O'Connor exit will be "baroque")

[Wizard.]

Ronnie's carrots :skull:

The explosion was naff. And ofc Jane the woman who knows all of Max's secrets will die so this storyline will continue until 2019.

[reece(:]

What caused the explosion : orangu :

[Marsh.]

What caused the explosion : orangu :

When that guy threw the bottle at Fi, I expected some kind of Final Destination style knock on effect to lead to an explosion at the gas works. :joker:

[Marsh.]

Also, I'm really onboard with the theory now that Fi Browning is actually...

Sophie Wilmott-Brown. It makes sense with SOC saying Kathy would get a major storyline later in the year. And it would also explain why Max has teamed up with the Chairman to take down the Beale's as if he is James Wilmott-Brown he'd have a vendetta against Kathy too.

I mean it doesn't make the plotline up until this point any better than the crap it has been. But it would certainly make it more interesting going forward.

[Marsh.]

He's literally you if car crashes, heart attacks, shootings and explosions were infractions and bans :flutter:
:joker:

[Ashley.]

Why is he having a heart attack at his age and level of fitness? :unsure:

So, is it worth watching? Goodbye if the whole point of the bins nonsense (which I cannot actually believe is STILL visually at least a thing) is so that the bags saved Phil's life

Not SOC dragging out a two-year long bin plot just so that on this very occasion they would save Phil from dying.

But it would be the only time that SOC's actually thought things through. :clap1:

[Ross.]

I hate that everything happens in daylight now!

[Ross.]

Explode ha at night instead

[Ross.]

Also does anyone love watching Michelle now

She's in no way Michelle Fowler but it's hilarious watching this total car crash of a character walking around :joker:

[Rob!]

Explode ha at night instead

:clap1:

[Rob!]

The tram crash joinery explosion >>>

[Firewire]

Also does anyone love watching Michelle now

She's in no way Michelle Fowler but it's hilarious watching this total car crash of a character walking around :joker:

"Men eh, probably didn't even notice!"

[Cal.]

The explosion was probably so weak because Johnny will die from a gunshot or Jane will die in the Beales restaurant, my love!

[Firewire]

Johnny hasn't even been in the show for about 3 weeks that's what I hate about big events

[Will.]

There's also the abulance crash which I guess someone could die in.

[Will.]

Did they say that the stunt was the biggest they've done or am I thinking of something else?

[Denver]

The only way to continue Max's revenge story is to kill off Jane

[Ashley.]

I love Michelle's new hair.

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Derek4.jpg

[Marsh.]

I love Michelle's new hair.

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Derek4.jpg
I am cackling :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

I'm sorry. Max's story could be so epic. The idea behind it is excellent. Incorporating almost the entire cast, the set move, brilliant dramatic potential for Max outside of standard affairs but it's actually TERRIBLE.

There's so many routes it could go down, so much potential for a couple of brilliant new villain characters the show is in need of. But it's basically Max shagging Carmel to find out information that would be in the public domain anyway. Carmel doesn't work for bloody MI5.
And now Fi 's has amounted to making a pass at Mick to add fuel to the fire of him beinf untrustworthy to Linda. It's actually pathetic. And after 9 months of having no contact on the square for obvious reasons he's now dropping her off around the corner from the Vic and having intimate conversations in front of everyone at the event.

Then the whole plan is foiled from Jane overhearing "you hate this place anyway". So I don't see how Jane could possibly start joining the dots to what's actually going on. Yeah he clearly wants revenge but she's far from seeing the bigger picture with the Vic takeover and everything else.

So much potential wasted by sh*tty writing.

[Ross.]

I love Michelle's new hair.

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Derek4.jpg

:joker:

[Ross.]

I'm only interested in the Jane and Linda scenes (special mention to Stace but she'll be fine)

[reece(:]

They can't kill Stace off they need some way of getting a few awards now and again.

[Ross.]

Jenna Russell to snatch them?

[Marsh.]

I'm only interested in the Jane and Linda scenes (special mention to Stace but she'll be fine)
This. They carry the show the way Diane Parish and that mouldy sandwich wishes.

[reece(:]

Jenna Russell to snatch them?
Nobel award for Beady Eyed performance.

[Ross.]

I love Will and Marsh

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/12904296-low_res-eastenders-portraits-2017-1-e1490616387128.jpg?w=748&h=513&crop=1

[Marsh.]

I love Will and Marsh

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/12904296-low_res-eastenders-portraits-2017-1-e1490616387128.jpg?w=748&h=513&crop=1
:joker:

[Ross.]

This. They carry the show the way Diane Parish and that mouldy sandwich wishes.

It makes me cackle how well Denise is now

Patrick's pension did that?

[Marsh.]

DS is a scream at the minute with everyone attacking Jarrod.

[Marsh.]

It makes me cackle how well Denise is now

Patrick's pension did that?
Lmfao. She was thankful in the end. That six months if starving gave her killer abs for the holiday that never happened and they now no longer seem bothered about.

[reece(:]

I thought Vincent's arrest was going to have an interesting follow up, another FLOP plot.

[Marsh.]

I hate that everything happens in daylight now!
Omg Eastenders at night is the best.

That's why SOC callously pulls sh*t like this.

Gets your hopes up for a moody and atmospheric episode then.. ..

http://imgur.com/5iroK0C.gif

[Ross.]

What was the point in that holiday plot anyway

[Ross.]

Omg Eastenders at night is the best.

That's why SOC callously pulls sh*t like this.

Gets your hopes up for a moody and atmospheric episode then.. ..

http://imgur.com/5iroK0C.gif

:joker:

[Marsh.]

What was the point in that holiday plot anyway
For Max's brilliant move with the coke stash. Super villain.

[Ross.]

I thought Vincent's arrest was going to have an interesting follow up, another FLOP plot.

Have we even seen him since he was released :skull:

[Ross.]

For Max's brilliant move with the coke stash. Super villain.

A mess when he entered the plot about five minutes before it ended

[Marsh.]

Have we even seen him since he was released :skull:
Yeah. When he blamed Kim. :joker:

[Marsh.]

A mess when he entered the plot about five minutes before it ended
It actually made me wish Eastenders still went abroad once in a while.

A week of Spain episodes with Kim. :love:

[Ross.]

It actually made me wish Eastenders still went abroad once in a while.

A week of Spain episodes with Kim. :love:

:love:

[Marsh.]

Kim organising a trip to a nudist beach for her and Vincent only for her to get the girls out on a family beach and get arrested for public indecency.

Then befriend a Spanish chica version of Shirley in the cells. :love:

[Marsh.]

I'm still cackling at that Derek pic. :laugh2:

[BBUK-Fan]

Kim organising a trip to a nudist beach for her and Vincent only for her to get the girls out on a family beach and get arrested for public indecency.

Then befriend a Spanish chica version of Shirley in the cells. :love:

This would be hilarious.

[Marsh.]

I want to take over the show but I shall require a budget.

I'd cut Dyer' s pay and use it to bribe Karen with bonuses for every episode she tones it down and pulls up her bra straps.

[Firewire]

Lowkey love Michelle btw

[Firewire]

I want to take over the show but I shall require a budget.

I'd cut Dyer' s pay and use it to bribe Karen with bonuses for every episode she tones it down and pulls up her bra straps.

I was LIVING for the one strap up one strap down look last week, a trendsetter

[Marsh.]

I was LIVING for the one strap up one strap down look last week, a trendsetter
:joker:

I'm waiting for a scene where she pulls them up only for them to immediately fall back down.

[Amy Jade]

Jane :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Joyce's facepalm reaction is also my reaction to him waving a gun around shouting burglar - such painfully bad acting.

[Firewire]

Bex is gonna shag her teacher isn't she

[Amy Jade]

Thet won't kill Stacey I'm not worried

[Amy Jade]

Please don't kill Jane :worry:

[Firewire]

MESS at this all stemming from Who Killed Bobby

[Owen19]

Jane will obviously get amnesia or something lmao

[Amy Jade]

I hate Max so ****ing much he needs to die asap

[Firewire]

God I hate Steven what a horrible little weasel

[Firewire]

Live footage of Laurie crawling from SOC's office

[Amy Jade]

I'm going to cry if Jane dies she's one of very few I care about now and she is one of the last remaining competent actresses left on EE

[Owen19]

I'm going to cry if Jane dies she's one of very few I care about now and she is one of the last remaining competent actresses left on EE

I think Steven might have a change of heart and die saving her

[Will.]

This is too destressing to watch

[Firewire]

Yassss Bex get that Welsh dick

[Amy Jade]

I think Steven might have a change of heart and die saving her

:fc:

[Firewire]

How does the Vic end up on fire though? :think:

[Firewire]

Omg what

[Denver]

not Cancer

[Firewire]

Abi is a scream asdfghkl

[Will.]

How does the Vic end up on fire though? :think:

I think Max starts it by the look of the promo

[Smithy]

Why has everyone gone mad

[Firewire]

Screaming at Johnny's dummy

[Will.]

Why has everyone gone mad

Sign of the times

[Will.]

Messsssssssssssssssssssssssasss

[Ross.]

Of all the duff duffs they could've had there, they chose that :joker:

[Firewire]

That was like the shower scene from home alone 2 :skull:

[Ross.]

Our Linda :(

[Ashley.]

"Cup of tea?"

[Ross.]

Abi's breakdown incoming?

[Will.]

He got shot in the shoulder so should be fine as long as he gets medical attention quickly.

[Denver]

Jane deserves to die

[Firewire]

https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/26/cc/0d/26cc0dd7f1e4f9d9283ea96c3286f720.jpg

[Marsh.]

Bex is gonna shag her teacher isn't she
Definitely.

The only thing I'm thinking no is the fact that they already did an underage sex with mum's new boyfriend plot with Bianca, Sonia's sister.

And EastEnders has a thing for making every female character a sexual abuse victim.

[Marsh.]

Live footage of Laurie crawling from SOC's office
:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

I'm going to cry if Jane dies she's one of very few I care about now and she is one of the last remaining competent actresses left on EE
:clap1:

She's also one of the fewer "new" longtermers. Like I would put her alongside Ian and Sharon and Stacey as a piece of the EE furniture and currently the show's nest actress. Even when given nothing to do she always gives a food performance.

[BBUK-Fan]

Linda's secret was quite predictable and it's pretty obvious who got shot by Ted.

[Marsh.]

Jane deserves to die
Oh please. On that Square she's the most innocent.

[BBUK-Fan]

I'm starting to believe Steven will die. Think about it this way, whoever dies must have had a fair amount of screen time the past few weeks

[reece(:]

Ted is pathetic welp

[Firewire]

I think he has ptsd

[Marsh.]

Joyce's facepalm reaction is also my reaction to him waving a gun around shouting burglar - such painfully bad acting.
:laugh2:

[Firewire]

God imagine Pam in the midst of this drama :(

[Ashley.]

The polite burglar knocking first. :clap2:

[Ashley.]

https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/26/cc/0d/26cc0dd7f1e4f9d9283ea96c3286f720.jpg

:laugh2:

[Wizard.]

Well I don't know if it's that realistic to be diagnosed with cancer and then be cured that quick but okay.

Also Steven's character had so much potential when he returned but to re-run this storyline of him trying to kill Jayne really ****s me off. So one person you KNOW is manipulating you tells you that your step-mum wants you dead and that you should kill her off first and you ask no questions and just go ahead and do what said manipulating person tells you.

I really thought this couldn't get any worse, but turns out it can. I think Sean O'Connor was secretly hired by ITV to run EE into the ground :worry:

[Amy Jade]

:clap1:

She's also one of the fewer "new" longtermers. Like I would put her alongside Ian and Sharon and Stacey as a piece of the EE furniture and currently the show's nest actress. Even when given nothing to do she always gives a food performance.

I agree yeah she always gives a good performance no matter how little they give her.

I think she's been very underrated in her disability storyline too, Laurie hasn't let it get in the way of her character which I love.

[Wizard.]

When I'm in Tesco doing self-scan and I need a carrier bag off the customer assistant

"Lady! Lady! :fist:"

[BBUK-Fan]

Well I don't know if it's that realistic to be diagnosed with cancer and then be cured that quick but okay.

Also Steven's character had so much potential when he returned but to re-run this storyline of him trying to kill Jayne really ****s me off. So one person you KNOW is manipulating you tells you that your step-mum wants you dead and that you should kill her off first and you ask no questions and just go ahead and do what said manipulating person tells you.

I really thought this couldn't get any worse, but turns out it can. I think Sean O'Connor was secretly hired by ITV to run EE into the ground :worry:

They really did ruin Steven this time around

[BBUK-Fan]

Why are these episodes this week only half an hour long? It says it's meant to be the biggest week ever but clearly not if there isn't an hour long episode

[BBUK-Fan]

Steven death confirmed?

http://www.ok.co.uk/tv/eastenders/1170154/eastenders-spoilers-max-branning-steven-beale-showdown-restaurant-fire-jane-dead-killed-off

[Marsh.]

Why are these episodes this week only half an hour long? It says it's meant to be the biggest week ever but clearly not if there isn't an hour long episode
Biggest week ever? :joker:

The 20th, 25th, 30th 1998-2002, 2005, 2007-2010 pisses all over this rubbish.

[Amy Jade]

I hope it is Steven going. Jane needs to live :worry:

Prefer Max dies but that's not gonna happen is it :(

[BBUK-Fan]

Biggest week ever? :joker:

The 20th, 25th, 30th 1998-2002, 2005, 2007-2010 pisses all over this rubbish.

That's what they've said themselves

[Marsh.]

That's what they've said themselves
Disgusting !

[Marsh.]

Really? Did Linda need a cancer plot on top of the marriage problems, the Vic plot, her mum having a stroke.

Seems like a twist for the sake of s twist.

Don't get me wrong I think Linda deserves some limelight as her own character as even her own rape story was made all about Mick and Shirley but they really didn't need to do this.

But that's SOC all over.

He couldn't run a bath.

[Cal.]

I thought she said she's had cancer, not she has it? Sorry if I've misinterpreted that.

[Wizard.]

I thought she said she's had cancer, not she has it? Sorry if I've misinterpreted that.

Yeah she did say she had cancer, so I assume it's gone now?

[Marsh.]

I thought she said she's had cancer, not she has it? Sorry if I've misinterpreted that.
That makes it even worse.

Yet again a plotline that's happened off screen so what's the bloody point.

Honestly this show makes such stupid mistakes. A child could run this more competently than the shower that has been.

[Cal.]

I guess Mick will be heartbroken that she felt she couldn't tell him she had cancer and he was falling in love with Whitney whilst she was dealing with that but yeah pretty unnecessary.

[Firewire]

I did say we were overdue a cancer plot!

[Cal.]

We're overdue a bloody good storyline!

[Jake.]

The stuff with Jane was tense af near the end but the rest of it was garbage

[Jake.]

also :umm2: at Abi

her character is so pathetic lol

[Cal.]

Abi is such a howl :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

I guess Mick will be heartbroken that she felt she couldn't tell him she had cancer and he was falling in love with Whitney whilst she was dealing with that but yeah pretty unnecessary.
Well tbf her taking care of her sick mother is reason enough yet he kept accusing her is swanning off on her jollies.

God I detest Mick and Whitney.

[Marsh.]

The stuff with Jane was tense af near the end but the rest of it was garbage
Jane Beale is the only character that's retained any semblance of EastEnders.

[Marsh.]

It's like with Abi, they thought ok she's not a good enough actress to be Janine 2.0 so let's just make her a fecking scream.

[Cal.]

Jane Beale has carried the show in the same way Chrissie Watts, Stacey Slater, Janine Butcher and David Wicks have when everything else was crumbling behind the scenes in the past.

[Marsh.]

Omg I can never forget how crap EE was in 2013 and then suddenly Halloween came and it was unmissable right through to new year.

[Marsh.]

I'm kind of done with "major character dies or in danger" it's getting worse than Hollyoaks.

They killed Peggy and Ronnie and Roxy in the space of 9 months. I think that's big enough deaths for a couple of years.

[Cal.]

I'm kind of done with "major character dies or in danger" it's getting worse than Hollyoaks.

They killed Peggy and Ronnie and Roxy in the space of 9 months. I think that's big enough deaths for a couple of years.

Me and Daniel-X were saying earlier that Hollyoaks would have actually done this way better than EastEnders have. Should Jane die her death will be as much of a shambles as Ronnie and Roxy's was I can tell you that now. Hollyoaks would have made sure characters like Ronnie, Roxy and Jane got huge tragic and fitting endings with catastrophic events.

[Marsh.]

Me and Daniel-X were saying earlier that Hollyoaks would have actually done this way better than EastEnders have. Should Jane die her death will be as much of a shambles as Ronnie and Roxy's was I can tell you that now. Hollyoaks would have made sure characters like Ronnie, Roxy and Jane got huge tragic and fitting endings with catastrophic events.

Oh, no doubt they'd have had a proper dramatic exit storyline in the build up too. Rather than them suddenly getting some attention the week before.

I remember Ronnie didn't even appear for two episodes prior to her death episode.

[Wizard.]

Still screaming at Ronnie carrots :skull: SOC really hated Roxy didn't he?

[Cal.]

And they randomly made Roxy a bad guy and a loser for no reason.

And Jane has randomly been shoehorned into the story line a few weeks before her death.

[Marsh.]

I still can't at Max and Fi managing to avoid contact on the square to not give the game away yet ever since it's been revealed to the audience they're practically shagging in the middle of the square hoping Carmel's curtains don't twitch.

[Marsh.]

Still screaming at Ronnie carrots :skull: SOC really hated Roxy didn't he?

She's a Lady! Lady! woah woah woah she's a Lady!

[Marsh.]

Quite funny looking back though to when we were all taking the piss about Jane suddenly becoming obsessed with planting daffodils in the square was actually the "build up" to her exit. :worry:

[Wizard.]

Quite funny looking back though to when we were all taking the piss about Jane suddenly becoming obsessed with planting daffodils in the square was actually the "build up" to her exit. :worry:

Her bringing life to the square whilst she was going to die? Poetic </3

[Wizard.]

It's weird to think the gladioli's were LIVING at Walford In Bloom whilst Jane Beale was dying </3

[Marsh.]

Makes me laugh in weeks like this where they try to do too many storylines at once you end up with the likes of Linda too pre-occupied with her own plot and leaving the Square and not rushing out of the house to check her own family are ok. :joker:

[Marsh.]

Ted thinking someone went to the trouble of building a bomb to get into his crummy flat and steal his spam fritters.

[Wizard.]

Ted thinking someone went to the trouble of building a bomb to get into his crummy flat and steal his spam fritters.

I know, I didn't get that whole thing. Ted and Joyce need killing off. It says something when the worst character in the square is the only one who bothered to check if they were okay and they end up shooting him :skull: SOC tries too hard.

[Marsh.]

I know, I didn't get that whole thing. Ted and Joyce need killing off. It says something when the worst character in the square is the only one who bothered to check if they were okay and they end up shooting him :skull: SOC tries too hard.

:joker:

Even Ted Reilly's fall through the door was fecking woeful.

Also, wouldn't the police themselves have entered all of the houses right next to the blast and evacuated them?

[Wizard.]

:joker:

Even Ted Reilly's fall through the door was fecking woeful.

Also, wouldn't the police themselves have entered all of the houses right next to the blast and evacuated them?

Yeah they probably would, but the police couldn't even stop Jay from going near the blast area. I say blow the whole fuqin place up an rename it Westenders and have the whole show revolve around posh people.

[Marsh.]

I've changed my mind and am now convinced the death is going to be Steven.

Thinking about it, if he dies Jane won't be comfortable or want to hurt Ian more by revealing all about his fake illness and everything. So Max's plans can continue without Jane ruining it as she doesn't know all of the hard facts about Weyland anyway.

Then, when the truth does finally come out (probably around Christmas time) Ian will turn on Jane for yet again hiding dark secrets surrounding the death of one of his children.

In my head, all of that makes sense or it's just me desperately wanting Jane to live. :(

[Marsh.]

Either way, killing any of the Beale's is both too much for that group of characters AND a waste of good characters.

Steven's death would also rob us of a smug Abi gloating over her devil pregnancy at Lauren and Steven's wedding and all of the fallout from that.

[Wizard.]

I've changed my mind and am now convinced the death is going to be Steven.

Thinking about it, if he dies Jane won't be comfortable or want to hurt Ian more by revealing all about his fake illness and everything. So Max's plans can continue without Jane ruining it as she doesn't know all of the hard facts about Weyland anyway.

Then, when the truth does finally come out (probably around Christmas time) Ian will turn on Jane for yet again hiding dark secrets surrounding the death of one of his children.

In my head, all of that makes sense or it's just me desperately wanting Jane to live. :(

You're like me, making up better alternative storylines for the show that are never gonna happen.

[Marsh.]

You're like me, making up better alternative storylines for the show that are never gonna happen.

:joker:

[Denver]

I've changed my mind and am now convinced the death is going to be Steven.

Thinking about it, if he dies Jane won't be comfortable or want to hurt Ian more by revealing all about his fake illness and everything. So Max's plans can continue without Jane ruining it as she doesn't know all of the hard facts about Weyland anyway.

Then, when the truth does finally come out (probably around Christmas time) Ian will turn on Jane for yet again hiding dark secrets surrounding the death of one of his children.

In my head, all of that makes sense or it's just me desperately wanting Jane to live. :(
Did you not tell me the other week there is no chance of him dying

[Ashley.]

Can't say I know what's going on to be honest

[Marsh.]

Did you not tell me the other week there is no chance of him dying

No. I didn't.

[Marsh.]

Also, bravo to Miss Jane working out what Max is up to 5 seconds after overhearing Fi say he "hates this place". We've been watching him for 9 months and haven't a sodding clue.

[Denver]

No. I didn't.

Someone on here did and i thought it was you

[Rob!]

I've changed my mind and am now convinced the death is going to be Steven.

Thinking about it, if he dies Jane won't be comfortable or want to hurt Ian more by revealing all about his fake illness and everything. So Max's plans can continue without Jane ruining it as she doesn't know all of the hard facts about Weyland anyway.

Then, when the truth does finally come out (probably around Christmas time) Ian will turn on Jane for yet again hiding dark secrets surrounding the death of one of his children.

In my head, all of that makes sense or it's just me desperately wanting Jane to live. :(

Not Jane hiding the truth about one of Ian's kids deaths from him again

[Wizard.]

Also, bravo to Miss Jane working out what Max is up to 5 seconds after overhearing Fi say he "hates this place". We've been watching him for 9 months and haven't a sodding clue.

I guess she concluded Max was being fake because he always acted like he forgave everyone and held no grudges towards the square and so to find out he hates it made everything fall into place?

[Natalie.]

I don't want Jane to die, but I don't want Steven to either

[Marsh.]

Someone on here did and i thought it was you

Well you are mistaken aren't you! :oh:

Although, his exit was always billed as late September but the regular filming schedule isn't the same for stunts/big weeks/location filming so he could have been filming a lot closer to his exit.

[Marsh.]

Marsh. 1,226
Adam. 549
Firewire 459
Ross. 301
Cal. 269
reece(: 227
LukeB 225
Ashley. 201
Riley. 178
Rob! 165
Ronald. 102
Daniel-X 79
Amy Jade 69
Will. 59

:skull:

[Cal.]

Obsessive cow!

[Marsh.]

Not me writing more about the show than the bloody executive producer.

[Marsh.]

Legacy character "in the same league as Ronnie and Roxy" to be killed off this week in EE

http://i.imgur.com/fMmLDqa.gif

[Rob!]

Not me writing more about the show than the bloody executive producer.

You're worse than that Andi guy on twitter

[Marsh.]

You're worse than that Andi guy on twitter

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Apparently the death is as big a character as Ronnie and Roxy. :(

[reece(:]

Think it will be Billy or Jane then

[Marsh.]

But now there's a rumour the death is a twist and comes out of nowhere. So not related to the main dangers of Jane in the fire and Johnny who was shot.

Maybe someone has a head injury and drops dead? A Mitchell?

[Marsh.]

Think it will be Billy or Jane then
Billy is what I'm starting to think with those rumours a couple of months ago.

And the week beginning with Honey talking about the garden looking like heaven. :worry:

[reece(:]

Billy is what I'm starting to think with those rumours a couple of months ago.

And the week beginning with Honey talking about the garden looking like heaven. :worry:

Then Honey and Jack get together after the respective deaths of their loved one

[reece(:]

Still holding out Yorke has axed Robbie again and FOR GOOD this time tho

[Marsh.]

I think it was definitely SOC's intention to put Jack and Honey together.

His annoyance with her at the camping trip could be to do with a crush.

[Marsh.]

Still holding out Yorke has axed Robbie again and FOR GOOD this time tho
:clap1:

[Denver]

Apparently the death is as big a character as Ronnie and Roxy. :(
Rules out Johnny and confirms Jane dies unless
But now there's a rumour the death is a twist and comes out of nowhere. So not related to the main dangers of Jane in the fire and Johnny who was shot.

Maybe someone has a head injury and drops dead? A Mitchell?
This is true then we will probably have the death being Bernadette's baby or we can hope Max is run over by Janine who has come back with a real revenge plan
Billy is what I'm starting to think with those rumours a couple of months ago.

And the week beginning with Honey talking about the garden looking like heaven. :worry:

Billy would be a massive loss to the show yes he may not be in the big storylines but he is very remember able and take away the likes of Pill, Ian, Dot, Sharon, Kathy is the longest serving character

[Denver]

Please kill Abi dont tease us

[LukeB]

I screamed at Abi being knocked out

[Amy Jade]

Get Jane!

[Firewire]

I screamed when Abi got hit

[Amy Jade]

Does anyone care about the old bloke and his gun when Jane is in grave danger?

[LukeB]

Does anyone care about the old bloke and his gun when Jane is in grave danger?

No they need axing

Jane is the only one that matters

[Amy Jade]

No they need axing

Jane is the only one that matters

Pray for her :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Please let Max die!

[Firewire]

Karen is a scream

[Owen19]

Ted and Joyce are bizarre

[Amy Jade]

I need Jane to be safe :(

[Denver]

Jane deserves to die but its obviously going to be Steven after that blow he took just

[Firewire]

Max is horrible now

[Marsh.]

Jane deserves to die but its obviously going to be Steven after that blow he took just

How so?

90% of the main cast have done worse than Jane.

How does she deserve to burn to death? :umm2:

[Denver]

How so?

90% of the main cast have done worse than Jane.

How does she deserve to burn to death? :umm2:

She dragged her daughters cold lifeless body to a cold open park and left er there while keeping it a secret for over a year letting her son nearly kill more people

[Denver]

They should have done a 3 way ambulance crash

[Wizard.]

Ugh I hate this sh*t show and its horrific writing.

[Cal.]

Jane noooo :(

[Wizard.]

Okay so WHY did the firemen not go in there straight away? That's what they're trained to do they wouldn't be pussy footing around with pipes. Also Ian just stood there like a wimp and doesn't care that his wife is burning alive... I give up.

[Wizard.]

Also there's no way of locking a fire door you would always be able to open it from the inside and there's one in the kitchen!

[BBUK-Fan]

This week has been awful.

Linda and Johnny are obviously in the crashed ambulance after being revealed by the paps but they leave it as the cliffhanger when we already know

[Will.]

I hate this show so much

[BBUK-Fan]

Okay so WHY did the firemen not go in there straight away? That's what they're trained to do they wouldn't be pussy footing around with pipes. Also Ian just stood there like a wimp and doesn't care that his wife is burning alive... I give up.

The firemen were pissing around doing **** all and Ian couldn't go in with his injured arm and he was stopped. The writing is awful

[Amy Jade]

This week has been awful.

Linda and Johnny are obviously in the crashed ambulance after being revealed by the paps but they leave it as the cliffhanger when we already know

They normally film multiple outcomes to throw the press off

[Wizard.]

The firemen were pissing around doing **** all and Ian couldn't go in with his injured arm and he was stopped. The writing is awful

Yeah but there was no emotion there. Adam Woodyatt not giving two fuqs either?

[Marsh.]

She dragged her daughters cold lifeless body to a cold open park and left er there while keeping it a secret for over a year letting her son nearly kill more people

"letting her son nearly kill more people"

Erm, Bobby is not a serial killer. He lashed out and accidentally killed his older sister. He wasn't in danger of going out on a rampage.

But, again, how does that deserve her to burn to death and not Lauren and Abi who have both attempted murder? Or Steven who has shot Jane and attempted to smother Pat after kidnapping Ian, almost killing him and trying to pretend Cindy was still alive?

[Wizard.]

This week has been awful.

Linda and Johnny are obviously in the crashed ambulance after being revealed by the paps but they leave it as the cliffhanger when we already know

I know. Really hoping Johnny dies.

[Marsh.]

Yeah but there was no emotion there. Adam Woodyatt not giving two fuqs either?

Ronnie and Roxy all over again.

They'll all find the funeral an inconvenience to their busy lives.

[Owen19]

Okay so WHY did the firemen not go in there straight away? That's what they're trained to do they wouldn't be pussy footing around with pipes. Also Ian just stood there like a wimp and doesn't care that his wife is burning alive... I give up.

Exactly... Steven and Max could enter fine but fully equipped firemen couldn't:laugh:

[Marsh.]

This week has been awful.

Linda and Johnny are obviously in the crashed ambulance after being revealed by the paps but they leave it as the cliffhanger when we already know

They normally film multiple outcomes to throw the press off

The ambulance crash was an accident anyway, they never intended that to be part of the story so the attempt at making it a cliffhanger is silly. :laugh:

Clearly nobody dies in that story thread.

[Denver]

"letting her son nearly kill more people"

Erm, Bobby is not a serial killer. He lashed out and accidentally killed his older sister. He wasn't in danger of going out on a rampage.

But, again, how does that deserve her to burn to death and not Lauren and Abi who have both attempted murder? Or Steven who has shot Jane and attempted to smother Pat after kidnapping Ian, almost killing him and trying to pretend Cindy was still alive?

He nearly killed Jane and Denny and tried t kill Phil

[Rob!]

A MESS

[Marsh.]

He nearly killed Jane and Denny and tried t kill Phil

He attacked Jane after his anger issues got out of control and he'd already discovered that he was to blame for Lucy, but he wasn't a blood thirsty murderer.

[Wizard.]

The ambulance crash was an accident anyway, they never intended that to be part of the story so the attempt at making it a cliffhanger is silly. :laugh:

Clearly nobody dies in that story thread.

How was the storyline an accident?

Was that a gas truck that it crashed into? I imagine this is the kind of mess that Final Destination 6 will be like.

[BBUK-Fan]

It would be more believable for firemen to save everyone and nobody dies rather than having hopeless firemen and Steven and Max happily entering the fire

[Wizard.]

It would be more believable for firemen to save everyone and nobody dies rather than having hopeless firemen and Steven and Max happily entering the fire

This. SOC tries to execute more twists than the producers of BB16.

[Marsh.]

How was the storyline an accident?

Was that a gas truck that it crashed into? I imagine this is the kind of mess that Final Destination 6 will be like.

Not the storyline.

The crash was. Apparently they just wanted the ambulance to have a near-miss or get pushed off track or something but it overturned during the filming of the stunt so they decided to write it in that the ambulance crashes.

[Cal.]

It was always story lined to crash you silly boy. It was just never written to bloody flip over!

[Rob!]

Which just about sums up SOC's tenure

[Marsh.]

It was always story lined to crash you silly boy. It was just never written to bloody flip over!

No it wasn't. :hmph:

[Cal.]

I'm not comfortable with Abi being included in the people the show seems bloody extendable to tease their deaths along with Jonny and Steven. The fact Jane could die is insulting so I won't entertain that idea.

[Wizard.]

Not the storyline.

The crash was. Apparently they just wanted the ambulance to have a near-miss or get pushed off track or something but it overturned during the filming of the stunt so they decided to write it in that the ambulance crashes.

Omg imagine if it was just that it would've flopped even more.

[BBUK-Fan]

This. SOC tries to execute more twists than the producers of BB16.

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Abi can rot. I want to smack her in the face and not in a fun villain way like Janine. Just in an annoying rat way.

[Cal.]

I'd imagine Laurie Brett was like 'how the **** has this been allowed to happen 9 months after the sisters?'

[Firewire]

What was the point of the gas explosion

[Marsh.]

I'd imagine Laurie Brett was like 'how the **** has this been allowed to happen 9 months after the sisters?'

Without realising SOC was in earshot?

"Lady! Lady! Lady!"

[Cal.]

What was the point of the gas explosion

Bex gave her teacher a cheeky snog and Martin was put in jail off screen I guess?

[Cal.]

Surely Adam Woodyatt would have kicked off for her if she didn't want to leave?

[Marsh.]

Isn't it funny though how those rumours of Laurie Brett in particular having a confrontation with SOC and her being left in tears or something and now here we are with her exit coming?

So they must've been true. Maybe it was the plotting of this entire week that made the BBC sit up and go, right ok sling yer hook.

[Cal.]

Do you think they had a row because he was killing her off or do you think he killed her off because they had a row?

[Ross.]

Not the storyline.

The crash was. Apparently they just wanted the ambulance to have a near-miss or get pushed off track or something but it overturned during the filming of the stunt so they decided to write it in that the ambulance crashes.

What the bloody hell are you talking about

[Rob!]

Just seen a trailer for tomorrow and Abi is fine

[Marsh.]

I remember years ago Janice Battersby was axed from Coronation Street and then rumours started to appear in the papers of her and Leanne being in a car crash and Janice being killed off. Then the executive producer changed and they reversed the decision and she remained in the show for a few more years.

Hopefully, Yorke was in time to give Jane a reprieve. :fc:

[Amy Jade]

He nearly killed Jane and Denny and tried t kill Phil

Irrelevant really but it's obvious you're only saying she deserves to die to make you look controversial rather than actually believing Jane deserves to die.

[Ross.]

Jane is NOT dying I'm now having it

[Marsh.]

What the bloody hell are you talking about

Yer mam

[Cal.]

I just find it weird how all these high profile actors sat around and let the killings of Ronnie, Roxy and Jane go ahead?

Steve McFadden and Laurie Brett herself seem to be the only ones who kicked off.

[Firewire]

What the bloody hell are you talking about

He's telling the truth

[BBUK-Fan]

So there has been...
A gas explosion leading to a teacher and pupil snog, the assault of a police officer and the return of the bins
A shooting featuring armed police arresting the wrong person
A fire that destroyed another business belonging to Ian Beale
An ambulance crash which we already know about from 2 months ago
A 'my dad is dead but isn't' crap with Fi who nobody cares about
A big Linda secret reveal that made the show even more depressing
A miscarriage
A missing dog
And Karen still having both bra straps down her arms ffs

[Cal.]

I don't mean high profile as in A List I meant it like the big actors not like Tilly Keeper and Jasmine Armfield.

[Marsh.]

Do you think they had a row because he was killing her off or do you think he killed her off because they had a row?

Considering it all seemed to happen when he was axed it was probably over her being killed off.

[Ross.]

He's telling the truth

I never said he wasn't I just want to read the receipts

[Firewire]

I just find it weird how all these high profile actors sat around and let the killings of Ronnie, Roxy and Jane go ahead?

Steve McFadden and Laurie Brett herself seem to be the only ones who kicked off.

Because everyone is selfish

Jenna Russell is probably sat crossing the names off a list, "only 20 more until I'm lead!"

[BBUK-Fan]

I don't mean high profile as in A List I meant it like the big actors not like Tilly Keeper and Jasmine Armfield.

You mean like the recognisable well known soap actors that get the big stories and are in the key families

[Marsh.]

A 'my dad is dead but isn't' crap with Fi who nobody cares about


Eh? It's her mum who died.


And Karen still having both bra straps down her arms ffs

:joker::joker::joker:

[Cal.]

Is Fi's dad Michelle's boyfriend?

[Rob!]

I love the way that ambulance crash was effectively just thrown in like https://68.media.tumblr.com/3ceedaacedc02cc3ae4626aa9b230524/tumblr_inline_odh9c6duSp1r6943x_500.gif

[Ross.]

Eh? It's her mum who died.


Did you miss the part when she called ha dead "daddy"

[Firewire]

Is Fi's dad Michelle's boyfriend?

Mess

[Firewire]

I love the way that ambulance crash was effectively just thrown in like https://68.media.tumblr.com/3ceedaacedc02cc3ae4626aa9b230524/tumblr_inline_odh9c6duSp1r6943x_500.gif

The air con hitting Abi like

[BBUK-Fan]

Eh? It's her mum who died.



:joker::joker::joker:

Fi said her dad died. Then rang him up

[Ross.]

Is Fi's dad Michelle's boyfriend?

Wow Michelle is COMING for that leading story :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Laurie Brett is the best actress in the show too.

Without her we're going to have the likes of Lauren sleepwalking through scenes because SOC deemed her a movie star for walking up an escalator.

[Marsh.]

Fi said her dad died. Then rang him up

When was this? :omgno:

[Ross.]

Anyway Stacey stole the show with that one scene she had

[Denver]

Irrelevant really but it's obvious you're only saying she deserves to die to make you look controversial rather than actually believing Jane deserves to die.

Her character is going nowhere and drags down Ian when he could do better

[Amy Jade]

Also why has nobody noticed Max and Fi are connected?

He's meant to be with Carmel and every single time they are both in the pub they are together and he drives her to the ****ing pub. Are we meant to believe nobody has noticed and thought it odd?

The writing is so messy.

[Jake.]

Abi can rot. I want to smack her in the face and not in a fun villain way like Janine. Just in an annoying rat way.

tbh

[Amy Jade]

Her character is going nowhere and drags down Ian when he could do better

Stiff for Ian?

[BBUK-Fan]

When was this? :omgno:

Literally in the episode we just had on. She said it to Mick, he then went and she called her dad.

[Marsh.]

Did you miss the part when she called ha dead "daddy"

I missed part of tonight's. :unsure:

More and more I'm convinced she is Sophie Wilmott-Brown.

[Firewire]

Anyway Stacey stole the show with that one scene she had

Her ankle to win scene of the year?

[Marsh.]

Literally in the episode we just had on. She said it to Mick, he then went and she called her dad.

I thought you meant last week when she told him her mum killed herself and then rang Josh.

[Marsh.]

Her character is going nowhere and drags down Ian when he could do better

How is she going nowhere?

And where exactly do you see Ian "going" with yet another family member dead?

[Marsh.]

Anyway Stacey stole the show with that one scene she had

The other day when she was like "This woman grabbed me and we ran".

Sam Womack arriving to save other major characters from the axe. :love:

[Cal.]

SOC leaving Elstree after his last shift as Samantha Womack, Rita Simons, Laurie Brett, Lin Blakey, Roger Sloman, Danny Boy Hatchard, Annette Badland and Ellen Thomas beg on the streets?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/3ceedaacedc02cc3ae4626aa9b230524/tumblr_inline_odh9c6duSp1r6943x_500.gif

[BBUK-Fan]

How is she going nowhere?

And where exactly do you see Ian "going" with yet another family member dead?

Jane is recovering and Ian has diabetes so they are still relevant but another Beale dead won't help. Kathy is going nowhere but isn't she on holiday now?

[Marsh.]

Jane is recovering and Ian has diabetes so they are still relevant but another Beale dead won't help. Kathy is going nowhere but isn't she on holiday now?

Remember what happened last time she "went on holiday"? :worry:

[BBUK-Fan]

SOC leaving Elstree after his last shift as Samantha Womack, Rita Simons, Laurie Brett, Lin Blakey, Roger Sloman, Danny Boy Hatchard, Annette Badland and Ellen Thomas beg on the streets?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/3ceedaacedc02cc3ae4626aa9b230524/tumblr_inline_odh9c6duSp1r6943x_500.gif

Is it possible to make the whole SOC era a dream sequence in a drunken dream of Shirley's?