Game of Thrones Thread

[Jords]

Cannot stand that incest bitch

[Roy Mars III]

Margaery seems to get hotter each episode

[Samuel.]

Finished season 2. Think I slightly prefer season 1 as it felt a little more focused, but I loved 2 regardless.

Now for my least favourite part of catching up with ongoing TV shows; having to wait a week for each episode after marathon'ing up to this point...

[Smithy]

Margaery's Grandmother :worship:

[Locke.]

That episode was brilliant, a lot better than the premiere.

Great to finally see The Brotherhood Without Banners aswell

[Shaun]

loved episode 2, liked the parallels between the traveling trios and it felt more like each part of the story was being told than episode 1.

Jaime and Brienne's duel :love: can add them both to characters I love tbh

Margaery seems to get hotter each episode

agreed

[Tom4784]

Olenna's a fierce bitch.

I liked the other new characters too, the Brothers without Borders stuff seems interesting as does the Bran plot. It was just a strong overall episode. The dynamic between Brienne and Jaime is amazing and I loved their fight at the end.


Margaery seems to get hotter each episode

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[SharkAttack]

Going in for episode 2 right now. Wife: "hey, let's try keeping them all in a folder and then watching them all in one go." Me: "How about you heading out to work and me finishing up this episode in peace?"

;)

Seriously, though, she stopped watching after one of the beheadings, so it's been free "reign." Time to watch.

[Novo]

Will the Battle of Castle Black be in this Season? from what i have read that is likely to be one of my favorite TV Show moments ever if it's done right

[Novo]

It was good to have an episode without Daenerys as well even if that meant there was no Jorah with his great one liners, did they make the torture scene with Theon less brutal then it is in the book?

[Locke.]

Will the Battle of Castle Black be in this Season? from what i have read that is likely to be one of my favorite TV Show moments ever if it's done right

Ygritte is only signed on for this season I think and she dies in it, so it'll probably be in the finale

[Niamh.]

GoTs Season 3 Ep. 2 through Facebook lol

http://www.happyplace.com/23035/game-of-thrones-facebook-recap-season-3-episode-2

[Locke.]

10 Hints about Episode 3, "Walk of Punishment"

1. We finally get to see Catelyn's home, Riverrun.

2. More new characters! These are good ones.

3. "Are we finally going to war, old friend?"

4. This episode contains what has to be the most pointless sex scene to date.

5. “You're a long way from home, and winter is coming."

6. Tyrion gets a new role, but he's not exactly thrilled with it.

7. This hunt is unlike anything you've ever seen.

8. One character departs on a journey.

9. “It often comforts me to know that even in war's darkest days, in most parts of the world absolutely nothing is happening.”

10. Don't miss the ending. Just don't... unless you’re squeamish. It’s not for the faint of heart.

[Smithy]

Is the sex scene between

Jon and Ygritte cause I saw a photoset on tumblr and I was like wut that wasn't in the last episode

[Locke.]

Is the sex scene between

Jon and Ygritte cause I saw a photoset on tumblr and I was like wut that wasn't in the last episode

I'm not too sure, I think that one will be in Episode 5 though. I think it'll be either

Robb and Talisa again (there's a clip of another sex scene between them in one of the trailers), or just a random ***** in one of Littlefingers brothels. Can't think of any other main characters that have a sex scene coming up

[Niamh.]

Book 3 is just so good, I think this Season will be the peak of the Series

[Shaun]

pretty sure this'll be the sex scene between

Ghost and Grey Wind

actually

[Niamh.]

Hawt

[Locke.]

Pretty good feature on all the new characters for this season, probably explains them a little bit better than the show originally will. 6.30 for the second best character in the books who will be appearing in episode 3

FlmTBjE2kgg

[Shaun]

AHHHHHH that's who he was, the drummer in Love Actually. Couldn't think of it when I was watching E2.

[Smithy]

WTAF THE LAST 2MINUTES OF MY TORRENT HAD SOME DUMB ****ING SONG PLAYING OVER IT

also lol @ jamie

also the Podrick scene was hilarious

[Tom4784]

Blackfish <3 I've only read the first book so far but I was sad that he wasn't added earlier. The episode was another kind of Gateway episode really, It was good but I think it was mainly setting stuff up. I reckon the pace will probably pick up in the next episode.

Also Missandei has amazing tits.

[Locke.]

The handcut scene was great :worship: And all the Riverrun and Theon stuff aswell.

Think all the Pod stuff was probably the funniest stuff they've ever done.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed73ba9396be7ce32218dbf828b81d13/tumblr_mlat1wW4qa1rp2zn0o3_r1_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/130a689cf45d73d10c879f5a99be2c49/tumblr_mlat1wW4qa1rp2zn0o6_r1_250.gif

[Novo]

The King wants Joffrey and robb stark dead

[Locke.]

At least 3 of the really great scenes from this season will be in episode 4 judging from the promo

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[Smithy]

Does Daenerys actually give him the dragon, or does she get him to kill it
???

http://i.imgur.com/FOKI6QA.png

[Locke.]

Yes she gives him Drogon and by seasons end he will have invaded Westeros with his own army of Unsullied and taken the battle to Joffrey while Jaime marches on the frontline with one hand

I'll not spoil it completely, but she has a plan

[Smithy]

:suspect: hmmm

[Niamh.]

Yes she gives him Drogon and by seasons end he will have invaded Westeros with his own army of Unsullied and taken the battle to Joffrey while Jaime marches on the frontline with one hand

I'll not spoil it completely, but she has a plan

When I read your posts since you've changed your sig and avatar, I read them in Robb Starks voice :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

lol good episode but that song playing at the end was just terrible

[Niamh.]

That's the Bear and the Maiden Fair, I never sang it like that in my head when I read the Books :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

best part of upcoming episode 4

http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/game-of-thrones-season-3-beric-dondarrion.jpg

[Roy Mars III]

That's the Bear and the Maiden Fair, I never sang it like that in my head when I read the Books :laugh:

i thought it was a bad choice adding it before the credits rolled.

Still a good episode though, the Pod scenes were great

[Niamh.]

i thought it was a bad choice adding it before the credits rolled.

Still a good episode though, the Pod scenes were great

Yeah they were lol, Gav spoiled that for me though by saying that Tyrion had probably already paid them and told them to pretend to not want to be paid :/ Did that bit even happen in the book I don't remember

[Locke.]

The song isn't on before the credits roll, that's just a mistake on the torrents.

It was still terrible though, it starts as soon as the credits start and it just ruins the feel of it

[Josy]

The song isn't on before the credits roll, that's just a mistake on the torrents.

It was still terrible though, it starts as soon as the credits start and it just ruins the feel of it

Yeah it was weird.

[Smithy]

It ruined the scene even more when it starts blaring as his hand gets chopped off :idc:

[Josy]

It ruined the scene even more when it starts blaring as his hand gets chopped off :idc:

It never done that on TV last night though?

[Niamh.]

It ruined the scene even more when it starts blaring as his hand gets chopped off :idc:

It didn't do it on the torrent I watched

[Smithy]

It never done that on TV last night though?

well no, but I didn't watch on tv it just happened on my torrent :tongue:

[Josy]

Time to stop downloading ****ty torrents then Smithy

[Smithy]

It had 77,000 other downloaders and every other time i downloaded from there it was perfect :hmph:

[Locke.]

Ratings for this season so far:

Episode 1 - 4.37 Million
Episode 2 - 4.27 Million
Episode 3 - 4.72 Million

The 3 highest rated episodes of all 3 seasons, hopefully the finale will manage to go over 5 million

[Josy]

Decent

[Joelle.]

It would be getting 20 million plus if it aired on CBS. Shouldn't have any trouble getting 5 though. :worship:

[Shaun]

watching episode 3 now. they've just found a Findus factory.

[Shaun]

just spoiled loads of stuff for myself by looking up the character Iwan Rheon (misfits) plays ¬_¬

well... one death anyway...

[Shaun]

kinda wanted Theon to be raped tbh. whiny little bitch.

[Shaun]

:o

[Roy Mars III]

the guy Iwan Rheon plays Ramsay Snow makes Joffery seem like a nice guy

[MTVN]

Caught up with it last night, second and third episodes were really good. Best character so far is the slave master guy who keeps calling Daenerys a *****

[Shaun]

:love: I like him too.

[Shaun]

kinda obvious he won't last long though.

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/2zoW3bm.jpg

[Josy]

just spoiled loads of stuff for myself by looking up the character Iwan Rheon (misfits) plays ¬_¬

well... one death anyway...

Oh god, I learned not to search any characters name at all from the books because theres just far too much spoilers online, ruined quite a few big events for myself before I learned though.

[Tom4784]

Daenerys gonna fry the slave master up real good.

It's obvious she's gonna use the dragon to kill him.

[GiRTh]

Caught up with it last night, second and third episodes were really good. Best character so far is the slave master guy who keeps calling Daenerys a *****LOL I'm not quite up to that bit yet. I wonder whats in store for Daenery's.

Finished the 2nd season. It was a more sprawling than the first but still a jaw dropping show. I cant remember why I thought I wasnt going to like this show.

[Locke.]

10 Hints for Episode 4:

1. Three standout scenes from the book go down. One only begins, one is about what we expected, and one is everything we could have wanted and more.

2. “One misfortune, and you're giving up?”

3. One set of characters who have been in all three episodes so far are MIA this week.

4. "I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are."

5. There's an added scene between two non-Book POV characters that is pure gold.

6. “He would see this country burn if he could be king of the ashes.”

7. "We mothers do what we can to keep our sons from the grave. But they do seem to yearn for it."

8. The Spider is back, and better than ever.

9. “I made a choice, and I chose wrong.”

10. Many people's suspicions about one mysterious character seem to be confirmed.

[Josy]

I finished reading the last book and OMG 2015 is far too long to wait for the next one!

http://i38.tinypic.com/23ie69k.png

[Niamh.]

I finished reading the last book and OMG 2015 is far too long to wait for the next one!

http://i38.tinypic.com/23ie69k.png

I thought it was 2014 :shocked:

[Roy Mars III]

I finished reading the last book and OMG 2015 is far too long to wait for the next one!

http://i38.tinypic.com/23ie69k.png

will be lucky if its as soon as 2015

[Smithy]

DAENERYS IN THIS EPISODE :worship: :worship: BAD ASS MOTHER ****ER :worship: :worship:

[BBUKAUSFAN]

:worship: DAENERYS has 3 dragons now?? :O

she made the whole episode. i wish they would focus more on her storyline the others are a tad boring tbh

[Smithy]

she always had 3 :laugh:

[Tom4784]

I want a whole episode based around Varys and Olenna being fierce bitches <3

[MTVN]

Kraznys :( he was very, very stupid though

It was also quite refreshing to see an episode where Joffrey isn't just a complete asshole

[Niamh.]

Kraznys :( he was very, very stupid though

It was also quite refreshing to see an episode where Joffrey isn't just a complete asshole

No, this episode he was just an easily manipulated twat :idc:

Great Episode though Daenerys scene was amazing, really did the book justice

[Vanessa]

I've never watched this, but it looks great. :hugesmile:

[Tom4784]

I hope we're all agreed that Olenna is the best character.

http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/game-of-thrones/character/s3/olenna-tyrell-1024.jpg

[Smithy]

She's like the sassy gran I never had :love:

[Firewire]

the daenerys scene wow omfg amazing i still can't

[GypsyGoth]

the daenerys scene wow omfg amazing i still can't

:worship:

[Shaun]

Watching it now. Varys owned this episode :idc:

[Shaun]

okay wtf just went down at the House of Incest

[Joelle.]

Best episode so far by a mile, Varys and Olenna... :lovedup:

And really starting to like Sansa this season, probably because she has stopped preaching her love for her 'beloved' Joffrey, now that Queen Margaery owns him.

[Jords]

Finished season 1 :amazed:

So many good characters its ridiculous!

[Tom4784]

Finished season 1 :amazed:

So many good characters its ridiculous!

Gurl you don't even know.

[Joelle.]

Finished season 1 :amazed:

So many good characters its ridiculous!

Yeah and there are still some great ones to come, especially S3. :love:

Who is your favourite character Jords? :)

[Roy Mars III]

Lord Tywin the GOAT :worship:

he's the best tv character since they truly ****ed up Littlefingers character in the show

[Smithy]

Cersei's face at the end :joker:

[Tom4784]

Another amazing episode, I like how Olenna just slays someone new every week. Also Jamie is becoming one of my favourite characters, the bath scene was probably one of the best scenes so far this season.

[Joelle.]

I love that she has slayed practically everyone in King's Landing except Joffrey and still has her head. She is such a sassy, fierce bitch :love:

And about time someone put Little Miss Incest in her place. Props to the Lord of Casterly Rock :worship:

[Josy]

Another amazing episode, I like how Olenna just slays someone new every week. Also Jamie is becoming one of my favourite characters, the bath scene was probably one of the best scenes so far this season.

The bath scene was amazing, I hated Jamie in the beginning both in the tv show and the books then after getting his hand chopped off I started liking him more and more.

[Shaun]

not the best episode, but Brienne/Jamie's confessional was excellent. The rest kinda lagged. Shame Little Finger's a bit pussy-whipped atm.

[Joelle.]

Looking forward to next week when Olenna inevitably owns Tywin :love:

[Locke.]

A really great character driven episode, I probably liked it more than last weeks. Had been waiting for ages for the Karstark beheading scene, the Hound and Beric fight was great, and Stannis' family finally getting introduced.

King Robb finally regrouping and getting himself ready for the rest of the war aswell, everyone else might aswell surrender

[Shaun]

robb is easily the most boring character tbh

[Novo]

Very true Shaun, Robb lacks the Charisma that certain Kings have

[Locke.]

robb is easily the most boring character tbh

You are going to be very disappointed come the end of the show then

[Tom4784]

It's fairly obvious what's going to happen, Olenna's gonna go on a Road Trip and verbally bitch slap everyone so hard that they lose the will to fight and go home, leaving her and Varys on the Iron Throne.

[MTVN]

Very foolish decision to kill Lord Karstark, the only man who had a clue what was going on

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee1cb6155853e29d239622d761544816/tumblr_mm1rm85V6g1qgm8m5o8_250.gif

[Novo]

Who on earth would take Robb Stark seriously as a King, most of his army are in their 60's and he spends most of his time ****ing that girl with a horse like face

[Locke.]

Very foolish decision to kill Lord Karstark, the only man who had a clue what was going on

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee1cb6155853e29d239622d761544816/tumblr_mm1rm85V6g1qgm8m5o8_250.gif

The Spice King, Kraznys and now Karstark. You don't have much luck do you. Start supporting Stannis.

Who on earth would take Robb Stark seriously as a King, most of his army are in their 60's and he spends most of his time ****ing that girl with a horse like face

Don't think you should be commenting on the lovely Talisa until you watch the latest episode and see the nutcase Stannis is married to

[MTVN]

Fair point, think I will play it safe from now on and support the immortal guy

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/319751_10151251494682734_560809609_n.jpg

[Roy Mars III]

robb is easily the most boring character tbh

all the Starks are terrible

[Shaun]

fancy supporting sam tarly, matthew?

yeah i really don't like him there's being a wimp and then there's that

[Joelle.]

http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads//2013/04/Game-of-Thrones-Season-3-Varys-Olenna-Tyrell.jpg

Future Khal and Khaleesi :worship:

[Novo]

Look at that Bath robe the Spider is wearing, pretty sure i have one of them hanging up in the bathroom

[MTVN]

fancy supporting sam tarly, matthew?

yeah i really don't like him there's being a wimp and then there's that

Don't think Nathan would ever forgive me if anything happened to him

[Smithy]

Danearys should accept robs demands when she lands and team up with him against the rest of them tbh :idc:

[Joelle.]

Or she could just burn him and steal his army. Sounds more like the Khaleesi tbh :laugh:

[Locke.]

The Dream Team

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jer19ZPD1rxs0j0o1_500.jpg

[Joelle.]

Bit rude of Robb to not offer her one of his mothers old cardies. She'll be perishing... :nono:

[Novo]

Stannis will be freeing Davos soon and then they'll cross the narrow sea and slaughter all the unsuiled and then recruit Jorah and head for King's Landing for another assault

[Jords]

Yeah and there are still some great ones to come, especially S3. :love:

Who is your favourite character Jords? :)

Tyrion, Arya, Jon Snow, Samwell and Daenerys :love:

[Locke.]

Lord Bolton has some more Jaime and Brienne trolling in store for us all this week

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6f05f4d3e55490d883589291ebcce5d/tumblr_mm2khfrr2c1s8g3hpo1_500.jpg

[Novo]

bNfP2OVrwiU

[Smithy]

****ing jofferey that creepy BDSM freak Poor Roz

:sad:

[Locke.]

Haven't seen the new episode yet but I don't think it has been revealed... What do people that haven't read the books/checked online (don't if you haven't already.. will see massive spoilers about other things aswell) think about what is happening with Theon and the guy who is torturing him? And have you figured out who he is yet?

[Joelle.]

So now Olenna has destroyed Tywin, whos left? When she called Loras a sword swallower was probably the best moment of the season so far. :worship:

Also, how did Melisandre manage to sail from Dragonstone and ride through the middle of Westeros, past Harrenhal, with guards, without any Stark or Lannister bannermen noticing?

And just when I thought Joffrey was mellowing a bit since Cersei is losing her influence over him, he does that to Ros. :bored:

[Smithy]

Haven't seen the new episode yet but I don't think it has been revealed... What do people that haven't read the books/checked online (don't if you haven't already.. will see massive spoilers about other things aswell) think about what is happening with Theon and the guy who is torturing him? And have you figured out who he is yet?

I never liked theon so i'm glad it's happening :idc:

In this ep he said he was one person but then said you never asked if I was a liar, so Idk if he was lying or not :suspect:

My dad said he was the bastard somebody but idk who that is so :shrug:

[MTVN]

Think it's about time Robb transferred leadership of the war effort to someone much more capable

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34200000/got-game-of-thrones-34260024-500-281.jpg?1367878954771

[Joelle.]

I think he might be the basterd of a bannerman from one of the Stark subhouses. Possibly Bolton or Manderly? Not sure though.

[Shaun]

Ros :(

[Locke.]

I never liked theon so i'm glad it's happening :idc:

In this ep he said he was one person but then said you never asked if I was a liar, so Idk if he was lying or not :suspect:

My dad said he was the bastard somebody but idk who that is so :shrug:

Yeah he was lying about that, pretending to be one of Karstarks sons (the guy whos head Robb chopped off last week), but we know that his two sons got killed and that's why he betrayed Robb in the first place.

And your dad

Is right.

He's Roose Bolton's bastard son, who was sent to retake Winterfell from Theon and take him hostage. But as we can obviously see now he has his own agenda.

Think it's about time Robb transferred leadership of the war effort to someone much more capable

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34200000/got-game-of-thrones-34260024-500-281.jpg

**** sake, not Edmure :joker:

[Smithy]

Oh yeah i remember that now :amazed:

[Novo]

How great was Melisandre this episode, probably my third favourite character right now after Stannis and Davos

[Novo]

She left poor Arya speechless for the first time in the series

[Locke.]

Melisandre in second place after Sansa on the GIP Leaderboard

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce1386c73cf38012e21a568c6d0daaef/tumblr_mmdzsl2TWP1rqumtdo1_500.jpg

[Joelle.]

When you say GIP.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastric_inhibitory_polypeptide :suspect:

[Novo]

Melisandre would burn your cock into Ashes if you don't satisfy her enough but Sansa is to young so you'd have to take the chance with Melisandre i'm afraid

[GypsyGoth]

Finished the latest ep, I thought the torture scene was a bit graphic. Other than that I enjoyed it, however it could have done with an extra action scene.

[Locke.]

Promo for next week.

f6Bo1kSpDAk

Think we'll be seeing one of these

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d00b03d36ee718ae9191ad3598bdb33/tumblr_mmemntt3Vb1rio5z7o1_500.jpg

[Novo]

**** sake looks like another Stannisless episode

although we know the great one is soon enough going to steal the show

[Shaun]

not a bad episode... liked the Varys/Littlefinger confrontations and all of the Lannister marriage discussions.

Couldn't care less about Theon and Jon's newfound love for oral though.

[Tom4784]

It was a pretty good gateway episode, next week's looks like It'll be a bit more action packed.

[Niamh.]

It was alright, but I know this Season is going to great so I don't mind waiting for the exciting episodes

[Smithy]

Promo for next week.

f6Bo1kSpDAk

Think we'll be seeing one of these

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d00b03d36ee718ae9191ad3598bdb33/tumblr_mmemntt3Vb1rio5z7o1_500.jpg

I see Queen Dany is back http://i.imgur.com/4HoIV.gif

[Locke.]

It was alright, but I know this Season is going to great so I don't mind waiting for the exciting episodes

A lot of the big moments have already been though

- Dany conquering Astapor
- Lord Commanders death and all the fighting at Crasters
- Jaime's hand getting cut off
- Jon climbing the Wall (actually thought this was a lot better in the show)
- The Hound vs Beric
- The Barristan reveal (although that was really different)
- Karstark's beheading

Still a lot to come, like:

- Jaime & Brienne vs the bear
- The 3 weddings
- Jon escaping from the Wildlings
- The battle of Castle Black, and then Stannis's battle just North of the Wall
- The Hound & Arya vs Gregor's men
- Sansa escaping King's Landing
- Tyrion and his crossbow
- Arya leaving to Braavos
- Daenerys sacking Yunkai, moving on to Meereen
- Daenerys exiling Jorah
- Lady Stoneheart
- Balon's death
- Jaime getting back to King's Landing and sorting it out
- Oberyn vs the Mountain
- Brienne being set free to find Sansa and Arya
- Littlefinger killing Lysa
- Bran meeting up with Sam

At least 80% of those will be next season though.. I think the big moments left for this season are 2 of the weddings (Joffrey's will be early next year), the bear, Jon escaping, Daenerys sacking Yunaki, and possibly Lady Stoneheart, Balon's death, and Bran meeting Sam.

I think if you compare this season to the past 2 up to all of their sixth episodes, then it's probably level with the first and ahead of the second.. Although it'll soon be ahead of the first aswell.

[Niamh.]

Oh I'm getting excited now that you've listed them all there

The red wedding and Jofferys wedding will be best I think, oh also I'm looking forward to Oberyn V's The Mountain

[Locke.]

The ones I'm most looking forward to are

The Red Wedding (but dreading it at the same time), Joffrey's wedding, all the battles at the Wall, and Tyrion and his crossbow.

Lysa's death should be pretty good aswell because everyone will be expecting it to be Sansa that gets thrown out of the moon door

[GiRTh]

Are you on episode 5 or 6?

[Niamh.]

Episode 6

[GiRTh]

Episode 6

Didn't even know that was available yet.

[Niamh.]

Didn't even know that was available yet.

I d/l'd it last night

[GiRTh]

I d/l'd it last night

I'd better get on that.

One of mine had the last two minutes ruined and it was the scene where Jamie gets his hand cut off.

[Niamh.]

I'd better get on that.

One of mine had the last two minutes ruined and it was the scene where Jamie gets his hand cut off.

Oh downer :/ This episode was slow enough, it was only ok tbh

[Smithy]

I'd better get on that.

One of mine had the last two minutes ruined and it was the scene where Jamie gets his hand cut off.

Same! that bloody song starting out of nowhere

[GiRTh]

Same! that bloody song starting out of nowhereDid that happen to you too?

[Novo]

oh yeah and another spoiler Locke forgot to mention somehow

When Robb dies, someone who is wearing a mask (later revealed as HotPie) takes a letter from Robb's Chainmail addressed to Stannis asking him to finish Roose Bolton off and take the Iron Throne and avenge the Starks

[Shaun]

idk why I keep clicking the spoilers LOL, sad to hear that

Catelyn's going to die. Don't really care about Robb. BUT GREY WIND!? :bawling:

[Joelle.]

idk why I keep clicking the spoilers LOL, sad to hear that

Catelyn's going to die. Don't really care about Robb. BUT GREY WIND!? :bawling:

Yeah don't care about Robb either, hes a terrible leader, but Catelyn is the most underrated character in it. Michelle Fairley will be missed tbh :sad:

[Locke.]

idk why I keep clicking the spoilers LOL, sad to hear that

Catelyn's going to die. Don't really care about Robb. BUT GREY WIND!? :bawling:

Grey Wind has his head chopped off and sewed onto Robb's body.

And yet some of you disgusting people still support the Lannisters :bored:

[Smithy]

Did that happen to you too?

Yeah, apparently it was a dodgy torrent or s/t :bored:

[Novo]

http://img.pandawhale.com/60167-OAG-Ygritte-the-climb-game-of-YeyR.jpeg

[Niamh.]

idk why I keep clicking the spoilers LOL, sad to hear that

Catelyn's going to die. Don't really care about Robb. BUT GREY WIND!? :bawling:

Yeah don't care about Robb either, hes a terrible leader, but Catelyn is the most underrated character in it. Michelle Fairley will be missed tbh :sad:

Really?

Catelyn annoys the crap out of me

Another spoiler, don't know if you know or not Shaun so un spoiler at your own risk......

She's pretty cool as Lady Stoneheart though

[Novo]

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/942021_468683396539055_807830486_n.jpg

**** sake :joker:

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Josy]

Sounds a bit like you actually, stanning stannis...

[Novo]

Robb has crossed the Simp Mode line though.. it was cringeworthy to watch him in this episode, meeting some untrustworthy ***** and trying to turn her into a Princess is just ridiculous. The Bear scene and the Daenerys and Grazdan meeting were great, Daenerys is a pretty **** character though when you think about it everything she has achieved so far is due to her Dragons she is basically nothing without them, and without Jorah she wouldn't have even made it to Qarth, she has 8,000 strong army and had Gold and Boats given to her just like and she rejects it and makes the most stupidest proposal ever, i will take great in watching the very last episode of the show where Davos slices the necks of her Dragons and Stannis throws her out of the highest tower in Dragonstone when she comes to invade

[Novo]

cJG2wQAh47g

[Smithy]

Andy that last line of that spoiler better something you just made up or i will kick your testicles clean off

[Smithy]

I googled it and wtf how are we meant to believe she's 18 :nono:

[Novo]

Who? Daenerys is meant to be 13 i think, obviously not in the TV Show.. i don't think they have been given any accurate age

[Niamh.]

She was supposed to be 13 when she married Khal Drogo wasn't she? so she'd be a a little older now but I think the TV series made some of the characters older, like Rickon

[Roy Mars III]

haven't watched yesterday's but Littlefinger back to GOAT time status after last week's episode :worship:

[Smithy]

omg 13 da fuq?! :laugh:

I just googled her character to see if what andy said was real and it said she was 18, so maybe that means in the current book

[Roy Mars III]

She was supposed to be 13 when she married Khal Drogo wasn't she? so she'd be a a little older now but I think the TV series made some of the characters older, like Rickon

they made all the kids in the show older

Sansa is only suppose to be 12 when all this is going on, which explains her choices more

[Niamh.]

omg 13 da fuq?! :laugh:

I just googled her character to see if what andy said was real and it said she was 18, so maybe that means in the current book

Here you go :

Timeline, Events of the TV series are seventeen years after Robert's Rebellion instead of fourteen years as in the books. The main reason in adding the two years was to allows the younger characters to be aged-up, while not affecting the timeline too much beyond the immediate past.
The Stark Children Robb and Jon are 17 instead of 15. Bran is 10 instead of 7 and Rickon's age is increased from 3 to 6. Sansa 13 instead of 11 and Arya is 11 instead of 9.
The Royal children are older: Joffrey is 16 instead of 13, Myrcella is 12 instead of 8 and Tommen is 10 instead of 6. Daenerys is 16 instead of 13.

[Smithy]

I'm glad they made them older, would've been a bit random watching a bunch of kids fighting :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I'm glad they made them older, would've been a bit random watching a bunch of kids fighting :laugh:

Yeah, it didn't matter too much in the book but it would have looked weird on TV :laugh:

[Locke.]

Best line ever

http://25.media.tumblr.com/95da31afd944bb65514c1b375ffbbaa6/tumblr_mmpwypYlye1qhuajdo1_250.gif

[Novo]

Worst line ever

[MTVN]

Wish Jorah would intervene and shut Daenerys up, she is getting a bit too big for her boots, hopefully the Hound teaches Arya a lesson and gets her to stop shouting at everyone as well

I don't get what's going on with Jon btw, last episode it showed them on top of the wall and this one they're on the other side but they're still going on about attacking it?

[Smithy]

They climbed a point where there was no guards to get over and now they're moving to castle black to attack it from the side they don't watch (I think anyway)

[MTVN]

I see, makes sense I suppose, thanks

[Novo]

to put it simply

Those events now in the North are going to trigger the greatest TV Show moment ever

[Locke.]

Yeah, the Wall is miles and miles long, Castle Black is just the bit where the Lord Commander and most of the men stay, which is where Jon and Ygritte are heading now.

Also, Bronn stole this episode with 2 great lines

http://25.media.tumblr.com/636717f7d932db3012e70661f89546a8/tumblr_mmra53dmk41qkh1upo1_250.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2c2330f360876dd05f609e5012f3e3c/tumblr_mmra53dmk41qkh1upo2_250.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e73c1f6c71186970dcf71ad1606c6196/tumblr_mmqtw3PvTx1rtl2gqo4_250.gif

[Joelle.]

I think Jaime might be becoming one of my favourite characters now. Like him more each episode. Also Tywin slaying Joffrey was a great scene, what a man! Think Osha or Bronn might have taken the episode though.

And how on Earth is Melisandre managing to cross Blackwater Bay without any guards on Kings Landings battlements battering an eyelid. Magic?

The Robb and Talisa scene was awful though, no wonder he can't be taken seriously as a leader, he has far too much time on his hands.

[Joelle.]

I think Jaime might be becoming one of my favourite characters now. Like him more each episode. Also Tywin slaying Joffrey was a great scene, what a man! Think Osha or Bronn might have taken the episode though.

And how on Earth is Melisandre managing to cross Blackwater Bay without any guards on Kings Landings battlements battering an eyelid. Magic?

The Robb and Talisa scene was awful though, no wonder he can't be taken seriously as a leader, he has far too much time on his hands.

[Locke.]

Robb is just chilling in his tent, banging his wife, looking over maps, and coming out with corny chat up lines, yet still manages to win every battle. Very admirable.

No idea about the Melisandre question.. She never left Stannis in the books, and none of this Gendry stuff happened. I guess the only explanation is that hundreds of ships sail across the Blackwater every day, and aslong as they don't actually stop by at the actual City, they don't get checked.

[Joelle.]

Can't really argue with that :laugh:

And that makes sense but the timeframe still seems strange since she's gone from Dragonstone to the Riverlands and almost back (without any trouble) when Arya and co. haven't moved since she took Gendry. Seems like centuries ago since they left Harrenhaal.

[Locke.]

It's probably just a plothole tbh, they just need to hurry up and get her back to Dragonstone for what is going to unfold there in the last few episodes. They should have sent her after Gendry earlier in the season

[Niamh.]

I suppose they just merged the Gendry and Edric Storms characters which is why Melisandre took Gendry and there's no mention of Edric. I hate the Robb/Talisa love story, they've ruined Robb, book Robb was far better and why did they replace the Jeyne story anyway?

[Niamh.]

apart from the Robb parts, it was a good episode

[Tom4784]

It was a decent episode, I'm sick to death of the Theon torture scenes though.

[Locke.]

I suppose they just merged the Gendry and Edric Storms characters which is why Melisandre took Gendry and there's no mention of Edric. I hate the Robb/Talisa love story, they've ruined Robb, book Robb was far better and why did they replace the Jeyne story anyway?

Probably so they didn't have to introduce Jeyne's whole family and all the subplots that come with that... And so they could make it more obvious that she is pregnant, cos that's still not confirmed yet in the books

[Niamh.]

Probably so they didn't have to introduce Jeyne's whole family and all the subplots that come with that... And so they could make it more obvious that she is pregnant, cos that's still not confirmed yet in the books

But they turned him into a love sick wuss in the TV show. In the book he only married her because he slept with her, after he found out that Bran and Rickon had died. More to save her honor than because he actually loved her.

[Locke.]

They have done the same with Jon Snow though, his relationship with Ygritte has been really overdone, it was nothing like that in the books.

Not really bothered though, I'd rather they just kept Jeyne but aslong as she doesn't end up being a spy, I like Talisa too.

[Niamh.]

Yeah they have actually and the actress who play Ygritte is really annoying

[Roy Mars III]

Most of the characters besides a few (Dany, Bronn, Varys) are much better in the books than the show

[Novo]

Only because when you read Books you can pretty much imagine them the way you want to but in TV Shows you can only see them in the way they show them.

[Locke.]

And lets not forget Stannis practically begging Melisandre to stay and sleep with him a few weeks ago

Sex and women are pretty much the last thing Stannis cares about in the books

[Niamh.]

And lets not forget Stannis practically begging Melisandre to stay and sleep with him a few weeks ago

Sex and women are pretty much the last thing Stannis cares about in the books

Yeah, that's true as well actually

[Novo]

" I want you "

Better then anything Robb has come out with

[Locke.]

"If you don't put some clothes on I can't promise I won't attack you again"

So good it needs to go on my own personal list

[Novo]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/00145e547d619331cc1f8f120088a90f/tumblr_mmpssrE5Dv1rgjcwbo2_250.gif


" I'm on my way ***** "

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tweklmo8KhI/T8OAefCJeDI/AAAAAAAAdzU/LCcY35jHfTY/s1600/tumblr_m4q1g2Fjt01qcka1p.gif

[Tom4784]

Yeah they have actually and the actress who play Ygritte is really annoying

You know nothing Niamh.

[Niamh.]

You know nothing Niamh.

Boom!

[Shaun]

excellent episode.

I ship Brienne/Jaime for life.

although I agree I don't care about Theon being tortured... since he's a dick anyway. Hard to sympathise with him.

[Shaun]

was half-hoping for Baxter to jump down at the end though

[Locke.]

Theon just had his dick flayed, have some sympathy you heartless bastard

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac910dfec1c1574274ed73af7e26bdf2/tumblr_mmrc5fevzJ1qdeuc5o2_500.jpg

[Novo]

He brought it all on himself, traitorous bastard

[rk3388]

^x2, theon sucks! Then again, so does robb stark so...

[Locke.]

You are hereby banished from the forum

[Smithy]

Was anyone else hoping that Jamie or Brianne was gonna push that dickhead into the bear pit

[Shaun]

i kept thinking the two women with Theon were going to go all the way with him and then suddenly bite his dick off or something... glad they cut away from what actually happened though :love:

[Locke.]

Was anyone else hoping that Jamie or Brianne was gonna push that dickhead into the bear pit

That dickhead is called Locke, a great guy if you ask me

[Smithy]

I didn't :idc:

[Locke.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3caa8b8a4992ce34ae6a289c70b56a04/tumblr_mmaj1gS8J41qen3bio1_500.jpg

[Shaun]

he has a bad-ass mustache tbf

[Joelle.]

Yeah I was thinking exactly the same, I would have cut the 'stashe from his face and threw him in if I was Jaime :laugh:

And the Theon scenes are wasting too much time which would be much better spent on Olenna, Varys and Dany :love:

Also just realised that dickhead played Bryce in the Tomb Raider film:
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/QmKmDmmhUI_PP1WmLfWl6w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0yNzI7cT04NTt3PTQwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/Movies/Hotzilla/noah-taylor-bryce-paramounts-lara-croft-tomb-raider-194175.jpg

[GiRTh]

Caught up last night. Another great episode.

One thing, I'm not getting the torture scene with Lily Allens brother. Why is he being tortured again? I didn't quite get it I think I might have missed something but I've looked back and I still don't get it.

[Novo]

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[Niamh.]

Caught up last night. Another great episode.

One thing, I'm not getting the torture scene with Lily Allens brother. Why is he being tortured again? I didn't quite get it I think I might have missed something but I've looked back and I still don't get it.

It should become clearer once you find out who the torturer is and what he's like

[GiRTh]

It should become clearer once you find out who the torturer is and what he's likeOK thanks. I thought I'd missed a bit but glad I haven't.

I'm still not sure on some of the characters though. Some of them seem to look similar making it a bit confusing. LOL

[Niamh.]

OK thanks. I thought I'd missed a bit but glad I haven't.

I'm still not sure on some of the characters though. Some of them seem to look similar making it a bit confusing. LOL

Yeah, there is alot going, I'd imagine it's quite hard to keep track of all the characters without having read the book, I often have to pause it mid episode to explain who people are and what their relationship is to other characters to my husband :laugh:

[GiRTh]

Yeah, there is alot going, I'd imagine it's quite hard to keep track of all the characters without having read the book, I often have to pause it mid episode to explain who people are and what their relationship is to other characters to my husband :laugh:

LOL Does that spoil the eps for you?

I'm more than a bit confused TBH, there are whole bits that I don't get but I cant expect you guys to answer my questions so I'll soldier on. For example, I just don't get the whole bit with that red headed witch woman - Don't know her name, sorry.:blush:

I like that they have assumed a certain amount of knowledge of the books. It must be very enjoyable to watch if you know what's going on. :spin:

[Niamh.]

LOL Does that spoil the eps for you?

I'm more than a bit confused TBH, there are whole bits that I don't get but I cant expect you guys to answer my questions so I'll soldier on. For example, I just don't get the whole bit with that red headed witch woman - Don't know her name, sorry.:blush:

I like that they have assumed a certain amount of knowledge of the books. It must be very enjoyable to watch if you know what's going on. :spin:

Nah, i don't mind, I'd prefer he asked me then to not know what's going on.

And don't worry about asking about stuff, everyone is more than happy to explain what they can I'm quite sure ;)

The Red headed witch woman is called Melisandre. She's a red priestess, her God is called R'Hllor, the God of Light. She's helping Stannis to win the throne as she says that The Lord of Light told her he was Azor Ahai reborn (he was a messiah of the faith)

Thoros of Myr is also a Red priest, he's the guy who keeps bringing Lord Beric (the brothers without Banners) back to life. this is Thoros :
http://i.imgur.com/lvZIoGy.jpg

[GiRTh]

Ah Paul Kaye. I wondered what his character was up to?

I didn't get that bit about bringing back Stannis. Did not get it at all. I'm hoping it will explain it self later on.

EDIT: You warned me to avoid Wikipedia but I had to take a look to find out a bit of background and now I've come across a massive spoiler.:bawling:

WTF Joffery is murdered? I liked him. :bawling:

[Niamh.]

Ah Paul Kaye. I wondered what his character was up to?

I didn't get that bit about bringing back Stannis. Did not get it at all. I'm hoping it will explain it self later on.

EDIT: You warned me to avoid Wikipedia but I had to take a look to find out a bit of background and now I've come across a massive spoiler.:bawling:

WTF Joffery is murdered? I liked him. :bawling:

No Thoros brought back Beric (the guy who fought the hound and lost but came back to life again) The thing about Stannis being that Messiah reborn was a vision Melisandre had. There's a story about who that Messiah was in the book, here's a shortened version :

Azor Ahai was a legendary hero who lived approximately eight thousand years before Aegon's Landing. It is said that during the midst of The Long Night, Azor Ahai rose up and defeated the Others, wielding a sword of fire, called Lightbringer. Some readers believe that Azor Ahai is the same hero as the prince that was promised, while others believe that they come from two distinct prophecies. Azor Ahai and the prince that was promised have this far never been mentioned in the same sentence.

lol you shouldn't google :nono:

but...

ew, how can you like that little s**t?!

[GiRTh]

No Thoros brought back Beric (the guy who fought the hound and lost but came back to life again) The thing about Stannis being that Messiah reborn was a vision Melisandre had. There's a story about who that Messiah was in the book, here's a shortened version :

Azor Ahai was a legendary hero who lived approximately eight thousand years before Aegon's Landing. It is said that during the midst of The Long Night, Azor Ahai rose up and defeated the Others, wielding a sword of fire, called Lightbringer. Some readers believe that Azor Ahai is the same hero as the prince that was promised, while others believe that they come from two distinct prophecies. Azor Ahai and the prince that was promised have this far never been mentioned in the same sentence.

lol you shouldn't google :nono:

but...

ew, how can you like that little s**t?!That's made it even less clear, sorry. I appreciate the explanation but there is so much going on that its confusing me more. LOL

I don't like him I like how evil he can be. Being an inbred might explain his chemical brain imbalance cuz he is definitely psychologically disturbed.LOL

[Niamh.]

That's made it even less clear, sorry. I appreciate the explanation but there is so much going on that its confusing me more. LOL

I don't like him I like how evil he can be. Being an inbred might explain his chemical brain imbalance cuz he is definitely psychologically disturbed.LOL

sorry lol, basically The red witch Melisandre believes that Stannis is a reincarnation of a heroic messiah of the Lord of Light (her God) which is why she's helping him

I suppose he is a really good love to hate type character, I'll give you that much, but one thing GoTs isn't short of is baddies :laugh:

[Novo]

Probably best for you to rewatch it all again after this Season Girth, things might be a bit clearer and make more sense now Niamh has explained it

[GiRTh]

sorry lol, basically The red witch Melisandre believes that Stannis is a reincarnation of a heroic messiah of the Lord of Light (her God) which is why she's helping him

I suppose he is a really good love to hate type character, I'll give you that much, but one thing GoTs isn't short of is baddies :laugh: So she thinks he's her God but he isn't? but Stannis was bought back to life, right?

[Novo]

Stannis is in Dragonstone at the minute, he's only had about 2 or 3 scenes this season, are you getting him mixed up with Beric?

[Niamh.]

So she thinks he's her God but he isn't? but Stannis was bought back to life, right?

Stannis wasn't brought back to life and she thinks he's Azor Ahai a messiah of her God, we don't really know whether he is or he isn't, I don't think he is but that's just my opinion

[GiRTh]

Stannis is in Dragonstone at the minute, he's only had about 2 or 3 scenes this season, are you getting him mixed up with Beric?Errm. Maybe, dunno, not sure.

The red headed witch was in last weeks ep. I thought she was telling Stannis that she thinks he is the rightful king.

I dunno. I need to watch it all again. I kind of get the Stark and Lannisters and Danerys but its the rest of them that I cant keep track of. I also think the actors who play Robb and Jon Snow look alike so I sometimes cant tell them apart.

[Niamh.]

Errm. Maybe, dunno, not sure.

The red headed witch was in last weeks ep. I thought she was telling Stannis that she thinks he is the rightful king.

I dunno. I need to watch it all again. I kind of get the Stark and Lannisters and Danerys but its the rest of them that I cant keep track of. I also think the actors who play Robb and Jon Snow look alike so I sometimes cant tell them apart.

She told Gendry that he was the son of a King. Gendry is the guy she bought from the Brothers without Banners because he's Robert Baratheons bastard son (he didn't know he was though) I don't think Stannis was in last nights show but she has told him he was the rightful King in other episodes

[Tom4784]

Stop tempting me with these spoilers witch!

[MTVN]

So what about the fat baker boy?

[Niamh.]

haven't you read the books Dezzy? I thought you had

[Tom4784]

I read the first one. It was so similar to the show though that I decided I'd save the books for after the series ends.

[Novo]

So what about the fat baker boy?

6 feet under with your hero the Spice King

[MTVN]

Well the baker boy probably had it coming, it is unfortunate that the Spice King seems to have gone down as the forgotten hero of the show though, they did not realise his true potential

[Locke.]

Girth, this is Stannis:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b957b7ddab623647b8a3fd853cee512c/tumblr_mmrb9xlUGd1qmfr3fo1_250.gif

He is the one who attacked King's Landing and was beaten in battle by a dwarf. Something that would never happen to a real King like Robb.

And this is Beric, the guy who gets brought back to life:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cf80a8f294d7d2960c219ce6cdff58e/tumblr_mmcufyG1Hp1qjmwu8o1_250.gif

Probably just easier to remember him as the guy who wears an eye patch.

I read the first one. It was so similar to the show though that I decided I'd save the books for after the series ends.

Only the first book is the same, the second is massively different, and the third so far has been somewhere in the middle.

[Novo]

Where did you get that Stannis Gif from? :joker: that is from next weeks episode

[Locke.]

It is on tumblr along with this one of the Onion Knight

http://24.media.tumblr.com/837fc7c1f521d547bd4c514775f8f824/tumblr_mmrb9xlUGd1qmfr3fo2_250.gif

[Novo]

That is weird, wonder what video they got that from

[GiRTh]

Girth, this is Stannis:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b957b7ddab623647b8a3fd853cee512c/tumblr_mmrb9xlUGd1qmfr3fo1_250.gif

He is the one who attacked King's Landing and was beaten in battle by a dwarf. Something that would never happen to a real King like Robb.

And this is Beric, the guy who gets brought back to life:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cf80a8f294d7d2960c219ce6cdff58e/tumblr_mmcufyG1Hp1qjmwu8o1_250.gif

Probably just easier to remember him as the guy who wears an eye patch.



Only the first book is the same, the second is massively different, and the third so far has been somewhere in the middle.Thanks for this. It clears up a few things. :thumbs:

[Niamh.]

Locke your explanations are so clear, I just managed to make things even more confusing :laugh:

[Locke.]

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2013/05/18/game-of-thrones-ranking-the-new-season-3-characters

[Smithy]

Lady Olenna :worship:


I started reading the first book, Im about 80 pages in, Im glad i've watched the show so i know who everyone is in my head, it's so confusing :laugh:

[Joelle.]

Good old Olenna :love:

Also spot on about Jojen and Meera what was the point in even casting them. Far too much time spent on Theon, not enough on these, not to mention Varys, Bronn and Tyrion.

And Blackfish should be number 2 tbh
http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/05/tumblr_mlgzwpRgyb1r6hizlo1_500.gif

[MTVN]

Should have obviously been a top 2 of Kraznys and Edmure

[Joelle.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf7e67a02a27437b39efe16bdd7b8e41/tumblr_mldkidz8VM1rys7qwo3_1280.gif

[Locke.]

Jojen and Meera are important characters, but mainly in future seasons.

After they split up with Osha & Rickon.

[Smithy]

Too much robb this week :bored: Dany tho :lovedup:

uZ20XZt81xU

[Novo]

Daenerys is sending poor Jorah to the slaughter, she has no heart at all

[Roy Mars III]

guy is the definition of a simp

[GiRTh]

Daenerys is sending poor Jorah to the slaughter, she has no heart at allExcellent. I liked her then I hated her now I like her again.

[Locke.]

Too much robb this week :bored: Dany tho :lovedup:

uZ20XZt81xU

He wasn't even in the episode was he? :joker:

[Smithy]

He wasn't even in the episode was he? :joker:

Exactly :idc:

[Locke.]

He should take up at least half the screentime in the next episode though so it's all good

But not worth it :idc: What a dreadful episode it will be

[Novo]

Great episode, most boring character on the show gets his just rewards and saves Stannis 1 less Job

[Smithy]

Is the RW this series?

[Locke.]

Yes, episode 9

[Tom4784]

Olenna's bit about the new family tree was hilarious, I love that bitch.

I thought it was a great episode, it was a lot more focused then recent episodes have been. I think I'd rather them focus on fewer characters each episode since it tends to lead to better episodes.

[Shaun]

Just watching it now, I love this episode... Arya/the Hound's dialogue, there's more time given to Stannis' lot and I feel I understand them a bit better (I particularly like the mention of their god being visible)... also a glimpse of Joe Dempsie peen... what's not to love?

But I may begin to ship Sansa and Tyrion.

[Shaun]

omg Tyrion GURRRRRRRRRRRRRL :worship: