The Old Tennis Thread

[Brother Leon]

As soon as I turn it on and post :pipe:

[Marc]

Nicely done

Serena is just doing everything so well

[Novo]

When someone is firing that many Aces in there isn't much you can do

[Brother Leon]

Thanks for trying Vika :pipe:

[Marc]

Raddy won't even get a game :joker:

Bless

[Marc]

Serena doesn't often challenge does she

[Novo]

The Warrior is back

[Marc]

Oh oh

[Locke.]

It's done

[Novo]

The dream is over

[Brother Leon]

Immense lol

[Novo]

Hang in there Vika

[Brother Leon]

Vika taking it like a bitch atm :laugh:

[IheartBB]

Serena doesn't often challenge does she

I bet you could count the amount of challengers she's made this tournament on one hand.

Ironic really, seeing as though her match against Capriati at the 04 US Open was a key match in the decision to install hawkeye in the first place.

[Marc]

Fed never really challenges either, I think they like to play tennis the way they were brought up playing it

[Novo]

****ing hell.. what on earth is this creature? because it's not human

[Marc]

:laugh: more like the Williams Brothers

[Novo]

The Warrior is fighting on against this unlawful Ace Ridden Beast

[Marc]

Don't worry, Serena can't play forever. Maybe she'll give Vika with a few years of dominance when she leaves the game

[Marc]

She'll have to fight for it though as Ivanovic will make a big comeback :pipe:

[Novo]

hang on a minute.. what is this

[Novo]

**** sake :bored:

[Novo]

Hang on a sec

[Novo]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marc]

Serena just gives herself so much time on the ball

[Novo]

Maybe the tide is turning here

[Marc]

Just delaying the inevitable

[Novo]

The Warrior needs to break here

[Novo]

Serena trying to tame the Vikasaurus

[Locke.]

We are heading for a tie breaker

[Novo]

Oh no it's over now

[Brother Leon]

Serena is a monster :laugh:

[Locke.]

The much better sister watching on from the crowd

[Brother Leon]

Shut up Locke

[Locke.]

Be quiet you abomination

[Novo]

lucky bastard

[Novo]

What a fighter :worship:

[Novo]

The end is near

[Brother Leon]

Give up Novo.

[Locke.]

She has given the match away with that shot

[Locke.]

Radawanska might aswell just forfeit now

[Brother Leon]

Serena spending an hour signing autographs lol

[Novo]

That match was decided on Aces alone, Vika matched her in every other department

[Novo]

Can't complain though if Serena wins the final then Vika is #1 in the world again

[Maia]

Vika :(

[Munchkins]

Radwanska better win
i wont be able to stand serena winning, she just wins on aces :sleep:

[Munchkins]

Radwanska needs to win her first grand slam <3

[Locke.]

Sabine's understudy

[Maia]

Radwanska will be winning

[Brother Leon]

Serena will make her legacy even bigger.

[Novo]

Poor Raddy trying to do her famous squat on the line to stop Serena but getting smashed right in the forehead because of the speed

[Munchkins]

Radwanska will be winning

I love her, first polish finalist in 75 years..

[Marc]

Shame, would have liked a 3rd set.

Well played vika

[Locke.]

Williams - 1/5
Radawanska - 4/1

[Marc]

Radwanska :love:

I'd love the underdog winning the title

[Locke.]

Hopefully Tsonga beats Murray tomorrow

[IheartBB]

Could be the most one sided Wimbledon final in years.

[Novo]

2011 - Australian Open - Clijsters
2011 - French Open - Li Na
2011 - Wimbledon - Kvitova
2011 - Us Open - Sam Stosur
2012 - Australian Open - Vika
2012 - French Open - Sharapova
2012 - Wimbledon - Radwanska/Serena

7 Different Winners

[Novo]

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Agnieszka+Radwanska+Championships+Wimbledon+KwIyyl uTJxXl.jpg

God Bless you Raddy

[Novo]

Sabine Lisicki to win a Medal at the Olympics 5/1

[Brother Leon]

Hopefully Tsonga beats Murray tomorrow

X2

[Marc]

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Agnieszka+Radwanska+Championships+Wimbledon+KwIyyl uTJxXl.jpg

God Bless you Raddy

:worship:

[Locke.]

Sabine Lisicki to win a Medal at the Olympics 5/1

Is there a third place match for the bronze?

[Marc]

Yep

[Jayson]

Lads I've only just woken up, what have I missed?

[Novo]

Vika won 6-1 6-2 and will face Kerber in the final

[Marc]

:laugh:

[Jayson]

Are you pulling my leg? :suspect:

[Jayson]

ooer I've just realised I could Google "Wimbledon scores"

Tsonga vs. Federer in the final and I'll cream

[Marc]

No.

Murray - Federer

[Jayson]

NO

TSONGA vs. FEDERER

[Marc]

Oh

[Novo]

Hang on just been giving a free £1 from Paddy Power.. might as well put it on Raddy to win in straight sets and hope for the best

[Locke.]

So annoying the way they high 5 each other after every point in doubles

[Jayson]

It does look a bit put on

[Marc]

So annoying the way they high 5 each other after every point in doubles

Who?

[Marc]

I'm a little late to say this, but 100 pages :love:

[Locke.]

Robson and the other 3 on BBC1

[Marc]

Oh dear is it robson high 5ing or just everybody on general?

It bugs me that doubles partners always touch each other even on a service fault

[Locke.]

All of them. On every point. Even if they don't win it.

[Novo]

Novak Jobbervic

[Marc]

[2]

[Novo]

and Sabine Jobsiki

[Locke.]

And Victoria Joberenka

[Marc]

No.

[Marc]

Yes.

[Locke.]

Robson has lost them the match

[Novo]

Laura Jobson

[Jayson]

Jobbis Becker

[Marc]

Jobber-Wilfred Tsonga

[Jayson]

Vika sounds like an owl when she grunts

[King Gizzard]

Glad Vika's out..that shreaking after every hit is annoying

[Novo]

You'll be hearing that great grunting a lot more in the future.. The Vikasaurus is here to stay

[Novo]

I keep hearing conflicting reports about the #1 Situation.. if Serena wins does Vika become the new #1 or will it be Sharapova still?

[IheartBB]

Serena wins = Azarenka #1, Radwanska #2
Radwanska wins = Radwanska #1, Azarenka #2

Sharapova #3 and Serena #4 regardless of Saturday's result.

[Novo]

Thanks for that, Guess there is a positive in Serena winning then

[Legend killer]

TMF gonna take out the trash 2moz have a feeling we gonna see Fed enter GOAT , hopefully Murray gets kicked out aswell him Djok and Nadal are everything that is wrong with tennis nowadays more interested in not losing the point rather then winning the point.


Tsonga-Fed let's get this **** on!!!!!

[Wildcat!]

Man, I read 3 pages of tennis comments on Tibb. Fantastic to see in just one day. I hope you guys will comment during the Olympics, ad US Open as well.
Great semis today, but Serena serving out of her mind,, is very hard tobeat.
Great matches coming up tomorrow. Rooting for Jo, and Roger, the underdoGs!

[Jayson]

Yeah I think sport has finally taken off on TiBB

+ I have just received word that there will be an Olympics sub-forum for the duration of the games so hopefully that will mean more people commenting on it :D

[Marc]

:evilgrin:

[Locke.]

Hopefully Tsonga and Federer win, but it'll be the other 2.

[Maia]

A Federer/Murray final would be lovely

[Maia]

Hopefully Serena wins the Women's so Vika can go back to #1 :worship:

[Novo]

Spoken like a a true Warrior Mollie

[Legend killer]

Hopefully Tsonga and Federer win, but it'll be the other 2.

The result is on Tsonga and Fed's racket we have already got rid of bore number 1 in Nadull time for Murray and Djok to piss off aswell

Fed in 4

Tsonga in 4

[Jayson]

tbh I'll be happy whoever wins in Tsonga vs. Murray because on the one hand GBR have a finalist and on the other I have one of my favourite players + my sweepstake in the final.

[Novo]

Legend Killer being wrong as usual

[Legend killer]

I'm sorry the only win FOR TENNIS will be Fed and Tsonga win. 2 players that actually TRY TO WIN THE POINT rather then trying not to lose it.

Novo i thought i was done with you after i educated you during the euro's final

Tsonga and Fed to win 2moz bookmark

I'm out peeps much love

[Novo]

I think i am done with you after constantly finishing above you in prediction games

[Legend killer]

^^^ Say what

Please i was something like 60 points ahead of you in the prem league untill i had to retire with an injury

Now i'm off bookmark it Novo

[Wildcat!]

Legend killer is spt on Novo! HoPefully. :)

Its funny, I use to root for Nole, 2 years ago, because he never won, but now, he always wins. Opposite with Federer, who use to dominate, but now age is catching up with him. Hopefully he can get one more slam. This would be his best shot at it.

[Novo]

I retired in the first few months last year so that doesn't count Legend Killer.. the World Cup one though you didn't stand a chance against me

[Legend killer]

^^ Injuries aside when both fit i am 1-0 in our head to head soon to be 2-0 when Tsonga and Fed do me proud

[Novo]

I don't see your prediction game award like mine.. keep trying sir

[Legend killer]

Novo what is your prediction son i want the full monty sets and all

Fed in 4

Tsonga in 4

Come the **** at me

[Novo]

Murray in 3
Novak in 3

[Novo]

And that's the bottom line because Novo said so

[Wildcat!]

Fed in 4 Tsonga in 5

[Legend killer]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001781401/254991506_interesting_xlarge.jpeg

I see Wildcat knows there tennis great minds think alike

[Jayson]

Djoka in 4
Tsonga in 5

[Brother Leon]

Who cares as long as Tsonga wins.


Fed winning will be cool too I suppose.

[Maia]

Yes Federer!! :worship:

[Marc]

Aw c'mon Rog

[Brother Leon]

Djok in 4 now I think :(

[Marc]

Federer is spanking that ball down

[Locke.]

This will be a 5 setter

[Marc]

Hopefully.

[Novo]

Raddy having trouble with her breathing or something i read before

[Jayson]

Is this year the year where the roof has been closed for the most time?

[Brother Leon]

Sexy brunette and camera zooms in on the dude ffs :nono:

[Novo]

what on earth is going on

[Locke.]

It's all going to plan

[Marc]

:amazed:

[Marc]

Raddy having trouble with her breathing or something i read before

Oh no?! :shocked:

[Novo]

Agnieszka Radwanska pulls out of media conference through illness

Agnieszka Radwanska has pulled out of her media conference for the women's singles final at Wimbledon because of a respiratory illness.
The 23-year-old Pole, who is due to face Serena Williams in Saturday's final, withdrew from the women's doubles on Wednesday.
She also cut short her post-match interviews after her semi-final because of a severe cough.
Instead of her press conference, she will do a television interview.

[Brother Leon]

C'mon.......

[Locke.]

Looks like Novo might have been educated again

[Jayson]

I think Federer is a sorcerer

[Jayson]

:amazed:

[Novo]

Don't worry Murray will beat Tsonga so he is wrong on that one :idc:

[Mystic Mock]

Come on Djokovic for **** sake.

[Marc]

Wow this is a great performance by Fed

[Jayson]

Shhh Mockinator

[Jayson]

<3 hawk-eye

[Marc]

Agnieszka Radwanska pulls out of media conference through illness

Agnieszka Radwanska has pulled out of her media conference for the women's singles final at Wimbledon because of a respiratory illness.
The 23-year-old Pole, who is due to face Serena Williams in Saturday's final, withdrew from the women's doubles on Wednesday.
She also cut short her post-match interviews after her semi-final because of a severe cough.
Instead of her press conference, she will do a television interview.

Tablets will be taken and injections will be shot

[Mystic Mock]

Shhh Mockinator

:joker:

[Jayson]

Djobovic getting destroyed by Federer's serves

[Mystic Mock]

Djokovic will be back.

[Jayson]

omg omg omg

[Mystic Mock]

****ing hell Djokovic don't lose on your own serve again.

[Mystic Mock]

Yes come on Djokovic.

[Marc]

Deuce :amazed:

[Jayson]

aww

[Mystic Mock]

Yes come on Djokovic, the Man Utd of Tennis.

[Marc]

Cheeky

[Marc]

Classy

[Marc]

Sensational tennis.

[Marc]

Nerves?... :suspect:

[Marc]

What a stupid call, of course it was in :bored:

[Marc]

Challenging again..? cheeky sod

[Jayson]

:amazed::amazed::amazed::amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Marc]

match point

[Locke.]

He has done it

[Marc]

GSM! FEDERER IS KING

Woop

[Jayson]

OMG GET IN YOU SWISS GOD!!!!!:amazed:

[Mystic Mock]

Djokovic.:bawling:

[Brother Leon]

Yes!!

[Legend killer]

novo what is your prediction son i want the full monty sets and all

fed in 4

tsonga in 4

come the **** at me

murray in 3
novak in 3


you have been educated in 2 sports now son!!!

[Legend killer]

Djok lucky he didn't meet prime Federer on grass would have had a couple of bagels nicely

[Marc]

Oh god.. now the nerves kick in

[Novo]

you have been educated in 2 sports now son!!!

Lucky Murray is going to level things up for me then

[Mystic Mock]

Tsonga will knock Murray out after 4 sets.

[Legend killer]

The thing is you WERE NOT EVEN close and actually your lack of knowlegde OFFENDS me

Ps: I see the roof is being opened they knew that Tsonga would rip murray a new one Indoors's Tsonga will probs win in 5 now BUT i will stick by my 4 set Tsonga win

[Novo]

Don't be silly Mockinator

[Marc]

Legend killer also mentioned that Sharapova was GOAT soooo....

[Novo]

The thing is you WERE NOT EVEN close and actually your lack of knowlegde OFFENDS me

Ps: I see the roof is being opened they knew that Tsonga would rip murray a new one Indoors's Tsonga will probs win in 5 now BUT i will stick by my 4 set Tsonga win

You got lucky with the Fed match.. you won't get lucky with the Murray one though.. + Plus you said Sharapova was the GOAT and a few days later she got knocked out by Sabine Lisicki.. your lack of knowledge offends everyone

[Locke.]

To be fair to him only people with a really really deep in depth knowledge of the game and the players such as myself would have known that Lisicki was going to unleash her true game on Sharapova

[Legend killer]

Can't judge Shara untill her time is up in tennis PM in 8-10 years time

[Novo]

And only players with the greatest knowledge of the game would have known she would Job out in the Semi's by Kerber

[Novo]

Can't judge Shara untill her time is up in tennis PM in 8-10 years time

Vika will win more Grand Slams by the end of her career.. fact.

[Locke.]

We all know that she deserved to win that match

[Legend killer]

Lucky if anything it just proved my superior knowledge. EVERYONE thought Djok would win but i knew if fed unleashed 15% of GOAT mode on grass Djok would crumble as usual Fed has his mental lapses which gave djok his one set

[Legend killer]

Novo you have been educated in football now tennis what sport would you like to be educated in next???

[Novo]

Novo you have been educated in football now tennis what sport would you like to be educated in next???

Vika got further then Sharapova do that's 1-0 to me.. you had your lucky result today so that's 1-1 and when Murray beats Tsonga now it will be 2-1 to me.. plus you said Ireland wont get further then England in the Euros so i believe that makes it 3-1 to me and whilst were at it i have a prediction game award so now that takes it up to 4-1... give it up Legend Killer

[Legend killer]

ANYONE can guess a result but it takes special talent to get the whole package correct (score included)

Me and you have had 3 head to heads 2 of which have been completed and looks like this

Me

Correct Results 2/2
Correct Result and Score 1/2

Bare in mind i was 1 min away from the fully monty in that game aswell

You

Correct results 0/2
Correct Result and Score 0/2

Bare in mind you have not even come close in either


People lie stats don't son

Ps: Tsonga starting to warm up out there

[Novo]

Novo 4-1 Legend Killer in the head to head series

[Legend killer]

PMSL i'm in vove with Tsonga the most clueless sportsperson i have ever seen

Also I would defo work my magic on Murray's girl

http://www.retiredtractors.com/Plows/RepoPlow.jpg/10

[Shaun]

Roger you legend :worship:

Would love Andy to make the final... will be near-impossible to beat Roger in that form though

[Novo]

better then playing him in his prime i suppose

[Legend killer]

Murray extremely lucky Jo was injured at start of this match he getting steamrolled now

[Jayson]

JWT's not out of it yet :pipe:

[Legend killer]

No Homo but you can tell Jo is packing down there barely touched him yet he nearly died

[Novo]

victoria azarenka ‏@vika7
thank u so much everybody for the support! it was a good tournament for me! #London I love u and i will be back soon :))) xx

[Shaun]

ouch @ the balls-shot

[Jayson]

No children for him, then

[Brother Leon]

"New set but no new balls" :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Can Tsonga piss off

[Brother Leon]

Tsonga going HAM atm.

[Jayson]

I think Jordan needs to be educated

[Jayson]

I think Jordan needs to be educated

[Brother Leon]

Mug


Fed needs to destroy him.

[Legend killer]

Murray you better say thanks to god son if Jo wasn't injured at the start you would have benn on your way home by now

Roger gonna take the trash out though

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[Jordan.]

I think Jordan needs to be educated

Utter tripe

Murrays going on to win it now

[Legend killer]

Tsonga gonna take care of Andy's girl later anyways

[Maia]

Yes!!! It's finally happened! :amazed:

[Legend killer]

Tsonga would have given Fed a better game if Murray thinks he gonna win with his defensive ****e he got another thing coming

[Maia]

A Federer/Murray final would be lovely

It's happened :pipe:

[Novo]

I did tell you Murray would win Legend Killer but you didn't listen as usual

[Legend killer]

Tsonga wasn't injured at start he would have won

Anyways 3 head to head's

Me
Correct Results 2/3
Correct Result and Score 1/3
1 min away from another full monty

YOU

Correct Results 1/3
Correct Result and Score 0/3

COME THE **** AT ME!!!!

[Novo]

Novo 5-1 Legend Killer in the head to head series

[Mystic Mock]

It's happened :pipe:

I thought you didn't like Murray Mollie?

[Jayson]

Like I said earlier, happy that Murray got to the final but sad Tsonga is out

[Legend killer]

Novo 5-1 Legend Killer in the head to head series

http://t.qkme.me/35n91r.jpg

[Novo]

England go further then Ireland.. 1-0 Novo
Vika goes further then Sharapova.. 2-0 Novo
More Prediction game awards.. 3-0 Novo
Ozil ****ed up your perfect prediction in the Semi final ( the guy i predicted to star ) 4-0 Novo
Federer beats Novak.. your only point against me so far.. 4-1 Novo
Murray Beats Tsonga 5-1 Novo

[Legend killer]

WTF we never had a bet on England/Ireland or Sharapova and Aza and if you want to get technical if you take into account seeding's/ratings they did go no further then Ireland

And lol at you saying Ozil was star player he got abused by De Rossi just like i said

So actually if i take into account my De rossi prediction i am 4-1 up including 2 correct predictions to your incrediable 0

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!!

[Novo]

We don't have to have a bet on them.. i was still right and you were wrong.. i will let you off on the Ozil one then and we'll call it 4-1 to me

[IheartBB]

Pretty sure this is the tennis thread, not the Novo-vs-Legend-Killer-spamming-about-****-no-one-cares-about-thread. Take it elsewhere, ladies :idc:

Back on topic - well done to Murray! Thoroughly deserved. Federer will be one step too far, but still an amazing achievement nevertheless.

[Marc]

:amazed:

I'm so so happy!! Such a feat in itself :)

[Marc]

:amazed:

I'm so so happy!! Such a feat in itself :)

[Novo]

Pretty sure this is the tennis thread, not the Novo-vs-Legend-Killer-spamming-about-****-no-one-cares-about-thread. Take it elsewhere, ladies :idc:

Back on topic - well done to Murray! Thoroughly deserved. Federer will be one step too far, but still an amazing achievement nevertheless.

and without me this year this thread would have been dead so be bloody thankful i am posting in it :idc:

[Legend killer]

I think you will find Me and Novo (espcially me though) have brought this thread more attention then it has ever had don't be jelly

[IheartBB]

On this occasion, I think I would prefer it to be a dead thread :hmph:

*Actual tennis post alert* Good news for Tamira Paszek as the ITF have overturned her Olympic ban and she is now free to represent Austria. Amazing what a Wimbledon quarter final can do ;)

[Brother Leon]

Cheap Wimbledon final tickets for anyone that is interested.

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[Locke.]

Thirty two grand to watch Murray fail Britain again, what a bargain

[Shaun]

the ticket guarantee is free too!

[Novo]

Poor Raddy 2-0 down

[Marc]

C'mon Raddy :sad:

[Novo]

**** sake.. why didn't she do a double vault against Vika

[Munchkins]

This Final :(

I just want Radwanska to win:bawling:

[Jayson]

Radwanska's getting bossed

[Marc]

Radwanska is just getting destroyed. We all expected it.

[michael21]

what the point of the roof if there no it going to rain


Wimbledon boss we have a good roof

someone i no its going to rain today

Wimbledon boss let leave the roof open :amazed:

me watching Wimbledon :idc:

[Novo]

shut up please

[Roy Mars III]

Serena :worship:

[Novo]

If only Serena played the way she is playing today so far against Vika in the Semis, she has only got 61% first serves in.. pretty sure it was around 80/90% against Vika with Aces near enough everytime and here she only has 11 Aces so far.. depressing thought :(

[Locke.]

A tight match, looks like Raddy might snatch the win

[michael21]

shut up please

are you talking to the Wimbledon roof :suspect:

[Marc]

She needs to just keep with Serena in this second set. That is all, then if she has a chance, take it, if not then oh well, at least you've not lost embarassingly

[Novo]

Broke the tournament ace record :bored:

[Marc]

Slower match now

[Marc]

Woooooow

[Jayson]

1-1 :amazed:

[Novo]

oh my god

[Marc]

held serve :amazed:

[Marc]

0-15 on serena's serve :amazed:

[Locke.]

A full game of aces :joker:

[Jayson]

Serena's won it now

[Marc]

:( oh well fair play

[Jayson]

Congrats to her, she played much better on the day.