The Old Tennis Thread

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

I heard he's actually going to go to Novo's house and order 20 versions of filthy PPV's including 'Hot Milf takes massive load in mouth'

[Drew.]

Andy is currently boarding up his house

[Brother Leon]

Oh. It's Mr "Bodybuilding.com" again.

[Novo]

Get the armed guards Drew and Leon outside my Bedroom quick, i can't die before Vika wins Wimbledon

[Drew.]

release the dogs

[Legend killer]

Oh. It's Mr "Bodybuilding.com" again.

Bodybuilding.com - MISC

Get it right if your gonna try and call me out BOY

[Jords]

lil Ula

[Jords]

http://www.rolandgarros.com/images/pics/large/b_26-05-RADWANSKA-Urszula-10.jpg

she ready

[arista]

Live Now on ITV1HD
and EurosportHD

[Marc]

Thanks arista

[Marc]

Li Na not messing about

[Black Dagger]

Got this jobber on the ropes.

[Lee.]

Who's currently on itv4

[Black Dagger]

Vinci/Foretz

[Black Dagger]

Laura time :dance:

[Brother Leon]

Good that they kept Nadal on ITV1.

[Jords]

Forget Laura Im on this Nadal/Brands match, some great shots.

[Brother Leon]

Brands playing great. He can't let this set get away from him though.

[Jords]

Nadal will take over now

[Black Dagger]

6-2 6-2 now :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

Laura :bored:

[Jords]

Dags stressin'

[Black Dagger]

She makes me bloody stress. I've turned her off, see if she starts winning when I'm not watching.

[Jords]

Laura's got the first point in the second set :tongue:

[Jordan.]

Flopniacki needs to stop

[Black Dagger]

She needs to just piss off and go and **** Rory :bored:

Not amused with her antics.

[Brother Leon]

Good thing I didn't watch that ****. Im sorry Sir Rafa for considering it.

[Black Dagger]

The comeback is on!!

[Brother Leon]

Stop showing me Robson FFS



I don't give a ****. I will switch to ITV4 if I did.

[Black Dagger]

Or not!!

[Jords]

Laura has been defeated s0b

[IheartBB]

Diabolical play from Robson. I should have stuck with Nadal/Brands

[Wildcat!]

Laura is way too sloppy. She's got the tools, but is too impatient. Always going for broke. 39 unforced errors. Thats ridiculous.
I wonder who coaches her.

[Novo]

Aga, Tsonga and Gasquet with wins, what a great day.

[Novo]

This Monfils and Berdych match is quality, Monfils has been amazing

[Novo]

Monfils one game away from upsetting Berdych

[Black Dagger]

Love Monfils :love:

[Marc]

What have I missed :( work was awful

[Marc]

Diabolical play from Robson. I should have stuck with Nadal/Brands

I'm so angry at her, such an easy match for her

[Marc]

Great win for Suarez Navarro, love that woman on clay

[Jords]

Monfils going in for the kill

[Marc]

I'm gutted I missed this match, would've watched it anyway had it not been for work :(

[Jords]

I'm so angry at her, such an easy match for her

She was useless tbh :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Really really poor. :sad:

[Marc]

I hate the French crowd, they're so rude

[Marc]

Tbh I'm glad I missed it. Frustrating

[Jords]

5th set aww man

[Marc]

Good old Berdych.

Making it worth while

[Novo]

Vika will put the French Crowd in their place just like she did with all those Aussies in the final, hope she goes for another dodgy Medical time out and becomes Public Enemy #1 again

[Marc]

Troll

[Novo]

Everyone loves a Villain

[Marc]

And a slut

[Marc]

That was slightly uncalled for

[Jords]

bloody rude if ya ask me

[Drew.]

http://answers.bettor.com/images/Articles/thumbs/extralarge/Top-seed-Caroline-Wozniacki-staggers-into-Aussie-semi-finals-54073.jpg

[Marc]

She'll lose next round

[Drew.]

not a chance

[Jords]

These 2 have been level-pegging all da way through

[Marc]

Amazing

[Jords]

Can you not Berdych

[Marc]

Pls

[Jords]

Sharapova's game wrapped up already LOL 6-2 6-1

[Jords]

Pigeon being a fame-*****

[Marc]

Yes c'mon

[Marc]

C'mon Gael!!!

[Drew.]

here we go

[Jords]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3b7oi5n4iSMbYmAgnoenZQ7xX6F-Aqs-w1UwdwoFMNOykr6PF

[Marc]

Ooooooooo :D

[Lee.]

Berdych is going to lose this :amazed:

[Marc]

2 MPs :dance2:

[Drew.]

time to wrap it up

[Jords]

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Marc]

What a great win for him on his home turf! :D

Love watching him play!

[Jords]

:worship: :worship:

[Drew.]

that stare at the end was gif worthy

[Marc]

So fun to watch

[Novo]

Gasquet, Monfils and Tsonga all looking good today, judging from today Nadal is a bit vulnerable as well, think this is Tsonga's massive chance to win a grand slam, he won't play Nadal/Djokovic til the final and we all know Tsonga can take Fed

[Marc]

Go on Tsonga

[Novo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/13/article-2323745-19C08DF2000005DC-135_634x688.jpg

[Novo]

Lets see if i can find a good Aga pic from today

[Novo]

there you go Marc

http://www.sawfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Agnieszka-Radwanska-2013-French-Open-in-Paris-3.jpg

[Marc]

Can't see that

[Brother Leon]

there you go Marc

http://www.sawfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Agnieszka-Radwanska-2013-French-Open-in-Paris-3.jpg

Another Novo Fail.

[Novo]

I can see it nice and clear actually

[Novo]

http://i.imgur.com/3YxWoh6.jpg

[Marc]

She'll flop

[Novo]

How dare you

[Marc]

3rd round

[Black Dagger]

S'all about Monfils and Jo with no Murray/Del Po in the mix.

Warmed to Nishikori as well recently :lovedup:

[Novo]

Tomorrow is where it all starts, the last 2 days have been warm ups for the Tuesday evening main event

[Marc]

Tennis is on! :amazed:

[Drew.]

i dont get why they put more water down after it stopped raining

[Marc]

i dont get why they put more water down after it stopped raining

it get's slippy and blows in the players eyes

[Drew.]

it was already wet from the rain i thought :laugh:

[Marc]

Probably not. They just didn't take the covers off this morning :laugh:

This Bartoli match is dull, might watch Haas instead

[Drew.]

yeah it is dragging on a bit

[Marc]

Set point thoughh

[Marc]

lol saved.

[Marc]

Just having a cheeky look at the women's draw and saw that Ula and Aga could be facing each other in the third round :pipe:

[Marc]

This Govortsova is starting to sound like Sharapova

[Marc]

And Bartoli takes it.

[Marc]

Stosur killing it

[Marc]

Hmmm the rain is back :suspect:

[Drew.]

i think the rain will be around for a while

[Marc]

Kill me

[Drew.]

this gets me worried about Wimbledon, i dont want it to rain when i go

[Marc]

It won't.. it just won't...

[Black Dagger]

Rain rain go away.

[Jords]

Rain :mad:

[Marc]

Lets write a letter

[Marc]

Govortsova sounds just like Shara/Aza.. I hope to god they haven't been drawn to play each other soon..

[Marc]

Olga going in for the kill

[Jords]

what ya doing Olga

[Black Dagger]

C'MON BARTOLI;

[Black Dagger]

:worship:

[Jords]

I dont like Bartoli bitch doesnt even smile

[Black Dagger]

Sad for Olga tho.

[Novo]

Not the first time Olga has choked and won't be the last, think she just hates people in front

[Novo]

The Vika match will be moved to tomorrow morning at this rate

[Jords]

I have an exam tomorrow so Ill miss it :sad:

[Marc]

I dont like Bartoli bitch doesnt even smile

She's a dick

[Jords]

Baltacha losing 3-6

[Marc]

I'm so surprised

[Novo]

And a Bagel to finish her off

[Locke.]

Lisicki through without any problems at all, winning 11 of the last 12 games. It was never in doubt.

Next up she will be destroying Errani.

[Marc]

Errani will kill her

[Locke.]

You are as clueless as legendkiller

[Jords]

Simon and Monfils :worship:

[Black Dagger]

My boys :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

http://www.tagheuer.co.jp/archives/012/201209/large-504d457a12126.jpg

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00377/120632120_li-na_377777c.jpg

All about these two tomorrow :worship:

[Marc]

****ing rain :mad:

[Marc]

Oh but Gulbis Monfils repeat.. I missed this :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Bloody jobber Na

[Marc]

Oh dear.. That's not very good

[Marc]

Oh dear.. That's not very good

[Jords]

oh Na

[Marc]

Na mate

[Black Dagger]

She had such an easy ****ing draw as well, so angry with her, SHE CAN BLOODY RETIRE AND GO AND EAT SPRING ROLLS :bored:

[Marc]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67898000/jpg/_67898136_azarenka.jpg

[Wildcat!]

She had such an easy ****ing draw as well, so angry with her, SHE CAN BLOODY RETIRE AND GO AND EAT SPRING ROLLS :bored:

Sounds awful lot like the Sergio Garcia dig to Tiger Woods. :shocked:

[Novo]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67898000/jpg/_67898136_azarenka.jpg

Hero

[Locke.]

Court 1 is where it's at today. LISICKI, Kerber, Gasquet, and Ferrer all on

[Locke.]

THE DREAM TEAM ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/RKv7gHh.jpg

Hopefully they are partners at Wimbledon

[Marc]

Aw shame Rafa is about to win.. On the other hand I wouldn't mind witnessing his eight title here

[Black Dagger]

Urgh good god, more Jerzy, yay.

[Marc]

Errani, Federer and Serena not messing about.

[Wildcat!]

Monfils fought hard, but he ran out of gas gradually in this match. I knew he would lose after the 4th set tie break.

[Jords]

Monfils :(

[Novo]

AGA!!!!!!

[Novo]

Aga did another wonder shot today on the full stretch and almost did the splits

[Marc]

http://www.anaivanovic.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/w250/news/37617-20120518135643_1.jpg

[Marc]

Aga vs. Ana.... scary.. Ana could take this, she's in better form than Aga right now

[michael21]

i like the blonde girl who was playing on itv4 this evening

also when it go for advert why does a lady make a sex noise :suspect::amazed:

[Marc]

Cornet killing Azarenka

[Marc]

Jesus Vika

[Wildcat!]

Great day for the American girls. 4 into the round of 16. They are back in business!
I still think their best young player is Keys, when she puts it together.

Kvitova, on the other hand, is becoming the punching bag/whipping girl, for up and comers.

[Wildcat!]

Vika and Maria, both had tough matches, but they came thru.

[BBfanUSA]

Isner is so freaking epic.

[Jords]

Time for Tommy to wrap it up.

[Wildcat!]

Isner is so freaking epic.

He is absolutely ridiculous! Like hes got no limit. A legend in his own right.

[BBfanUSA]

Darn sad to see him lose. :(

[Wildcat!]

Sure, but he is the hardest player to finish off, ever!

[BigSister]

Isner always does epic matches!

[Wildcat!]

His problem is, he is really hard to break, but he is craap at breaking people. Thats why he ends up in these marathons!

[Jords]

Im really looking forward to the Simon/Federer game

[Novo]

At least Vika has defended all her points now anyway

[Jords]

Robredo beat Almagro oohhh

[Black Dagger]

Jo. :worship:

[Black Dagger]

And aww, Robredo, I hope they show his reaction on ITV4 :love:

[Jords]

Amazing play :worship:

[Jords]

And aww, Robredo, I hope they show his reaction on ITV4 :love:

Hes happy as ****! :D

[Marc]

Great win for Robredo!

[Jords]

Simon making Federer sweat :dance:

[Black Dagger]

I want this to go to 5 sets.

But Simon to win, I was the only one to predict that :dance:

[Jords]

I was tempted but, Federer :laugh:

[Marc]

C'mon Rog

[Jords]

shut up

[Marc]

:o

[Black Dagger]

bit rude.

[Jords]

:joker:

[Jords]

Rog isnt messing now

[Marc]

Leveled it up :dance:

[Brother Leon]

Roger being cheered over a localboy. Amazing. Reminds me of when I wanted him to beat Murray in Wimbledon.

[Marc]

Great story there.

[Marc]

Errani through in 3

[Jords]

Good ol Sara

[Novo]

Great story there.

:joker:

[Marc]

Would've preferred Saurez Navarro to win though

[Marc]

Who ever wins out of Ivanovic/Radwanska will be through to the semi's easily.. Errani was rubbish today

[Novo]

If Aga takes out Serena in the Semis you must change your avatar to a picture of Aga for the rest of the year

[Brother Leon]

Excuse me. We are witnessing the GOAT here. No discussing of Jobbers meanwhile. Thanks :)

[Novo]

bit mean and disrespectful to call Serena a jobber

[Wildcat!]

At least Vika has defended all her points now anyway

She played really well when it got tough! Being clutch, is something you are born with... Awesome performance!
I think she will get 10+ Grand Slams. No one else, is as consistant in her age group!

[Marc]

C'mon Ana don't be silly

[Marc]

Break her ****ing leg Ana!

[Marc]

/crying

[Marc]

Good ole Rog

[Jords]

Really enjoyed that match, both really went for it :worship:

Agz

[Jords]

Really enjoyed that match, both really went for it :worship:

Agz

[Marc]

This is literally Aga's easiest match of the tournament.. this is embarassing

[Marc]

What on earth Aga.. What a ridiculous shot

[Marc]

Shocking points from Ana in this set. She can't deal with any pressure at all...

[Jords]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLx3ANVCAAMsWT1.jpg

[Marc]

He was so humble

[Black Dagger]

I love him, in my top 5 tbh :love:

[Jords]

Love both players

[Black Dagger]

I remember hating Kevin Anderson for two tournaments because he beat Simon :laugh:

What am I like.

[Jords]

I really enjoy watching Simon although his serving frustrates me so :laugh:

[Novo]

Simon is a bit of a simple player, doesn't really do anything fancy or out of the ordinary but he's consistent enough.

Aga's first French Open QF :worship:

[Marc]

Aga/Serena semi.. Serena into final easily.. wins against Sharapova easily.. predictable.

PROVE ME WRONG AGA

[Novo]

Will be amazing if Sveta takes out Serena and Aga beats Errani

[Novo]

Aga v Sveta
Kiri v Vika

Just imagine that amazing Semi final line up

[Novo]

Aga v Sveta
Kiri v Vika

Just imagine that amazing Semi final line up

[Novo]

****, actually it would be Sloane v Vika and not Kiri...

[Marc]

Will be amazing if Sveta takes out Serena and Aga beats Errani

Aga will, Errani was awful today. Sveta has durability but Serena might just hit her off the court :( But clay is such a good opportunity to knock her out...

[Novo]

Who are you supporting now Marc?

[Marc]

Sveta and Aga

[Black Dagger]

No idea who I'm supporting, I realise I only support Li Na and L-Rob and both of them flop atm :joker:

Aga is lovely though <3

[Jords]

Aga

[Marc]

Serena will win this.. but meh..

Ferrer for the mens pls

[Black Dagger]

TSONGA!

[Novo]

Aga is my favourite player to watch after Vika, Vika is amazing to watch because her placement and the way she drags opponents all around the court like some dog on a lead is amazing and then the power she gets on her forehand is unreal, not so much on Clay but on Hard court she is almost impossible to play against, should be 3 from 3 in the last 3 hard court grand slam finals but Serena will be Serena :( And Aga is just unpredictable and has so much variety plus this

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8b5dbfd9a5ec5e8aed3c815a33a6cf2/tumblr_mkb5omOFja1qzswhmo2_500.gif

[Marc]

this today>

http://i1321.photobucket.com/albums/u553/ShiftyFella/Aga3_zpsada0fbab.gif

she won the point

[Jords]

:worship:

[Wildcat!]

French Open! Always unpredictable! Clay is the true equalizer.

[Marc]

:worship:

[Brother Leon]

Maria ftw. If not her then Serena.

[Novo]

Vika, Aga, Sveta, Kiri = Good Winners
Serena = Meh Winner
Sharapova = Worst Winner

[Brother Leon]

Vika, Aga, Sveta, Kiri = Good Winners
Serena = Meh Winner
Sharapova = Worst Winner

Your taste in sports is truly horrific, Young Novo :idc:

[Marc]

Will be a tough one for Vika

[MTVN]

Wawrinka :worship:

[Drew.]

time for Andy to leave her alone now

Donna Vekic ‏@DonnaVekic 2h
@Dreww_C aww baby

[Jords]

Dont enjoy watching Maria her noises put me off

What the bloody hell happened to Gasquet

[Novo]

Vika in GOAT mode yesterday, amazing to watch

[Marc]

Wawrinka what a guy

[Jords]

I wanna watch Aga/Errani

[Marc]

Aga in trouble

[Marc]

She'll lose this

[Marc]

Serena 6-4 first set
Errani 6-4 first set

[Jords]

Serena 6-1

[Marc]

Oh yeah :joker: what the hell was I looking at

[Jords]

:joker:

Svet's giving it a go

[Marc]

Hopefully she'll keep the break

[Jords]

2 breaks :shocked:

[Marc]

wow. lol

[Marc]

I really think Kuznetsova might take a set but I'm too scared to put it :laugh:

**** sake

[Jords]

booby

[Jords]

Serena's scream :joker:

[Wildcat!]

What an effort by Kouznetsova! I really thought she won the match. I guess Serena is just fitter! But power for power, it was even. Great match!