The Old Tennis Thread

[Marc]

Double faulted on match point as well

Just saw... Christ

[Marc]

Ana had a ridiculous amount of UE's :bored:

[Novo]

Look at this Asian Abomination here

[Marc]

Her ass....

[Novo]

Look at the state of it in that blue dress, enough to make you sick

[Marc]

The crowd are massive Ana fans

[Marc]

:joker: "Finish her!!"

[Novo]

Ana nearly tripped over her feet when she was fist pumping then

[Marc]

She's a ****z when she does that.. I've noticed how she hates to step on the lines on court too and has to skate around them

[Novo]

Sounded like one of those Asian Monks who said " Finish Her " a traitor from the Chan camp maybe

[Marc]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp2wqgRsLz1qflbj4.jpg

[Marc]

Fgs Ana

[Marc]

Sounded like one of those Asian Monks who said " Finish Her " a traitor from the Chan camp maybe

She'll be dead tomorrow morning if she wins this.

[Wildcat!]

Just woke up, gonna watch some Tennis 2 day. No work! :)
Any upsets? What are yall watching?

[Marc]

Oh I just put HD on.. She looks worse

[Marc]

Just woke up, gonna watch some Tennis 2 day. No work! :)
Any upsets? What are yall watching?

Ivanovic / Chan at the mo

Stosur/Cibulkova are out

[Marc]

Nips

[Novo]

Don't like this beastly bastard break you Ana

[Marc]

It'll be the worst if she lost this now

[Marc]

She's making so many errors that she's afraid to go for balls.. It's sad to see

[Novo]

3 Match Points

[Novo]

2

[Marc]

Just a little bit more Ana :laugh:

[Marc]

C'mon!

[Novo]

Great stuff

[Novo]

****, i wanted to watch the Harrison and Djokovic match as well

[Wildcat!]

So Novo, I read your girl was dating weird dude from LMFAO! How do you feel about that?

[Novo]

Red Foo is distracting Vika, he is secretly working for Serena and has soon as Vika gets rid of him the sooner she will finally beat Serena

[Marc]

Imagine him going into her Fro

[Novo]

Robson 6/5 - Kvitova 8/13

Didn't think the bookies would have it that close i was expecting Robson to be about 3/1

[Marc]

Kvitova is so beatable right now

[Wildcat!]

Red Foo is distracting Vika, he is secretly working for Serena and has soon as Vika gets rid of him the sooner she will finally beat Serena

:laugh: Serena doesnt need help to crush her though

[Novo]

Night Session though isn't it, The heat won't effect Petra's Asthma like it has done, could work well for her

[Marc]

Good point.

Cornet is going to be killed here

[Marc]

I hate when tennis commentators say that players have been a disappointment... It's hardly fair. Cornet got to top 11 in the world, that's not a disappointment

[Marc]

Sharapova/Venus match up is confirmed.

[Marc]

Harrison getting a spanking here...

[Marc]

6-1 6-2 already until 1hr played.

[Marc]

6-1 6-2 6-3... destroyed him. Played some amazing tennis

[Marc]

Tipsarevic dispatches Lacko after he fought back to take it to a decider

6-3 6-4 3-6 4-6 7-5

Ends day 3.

[Novo]

Tonight's matches Include

Vika v Daniilidou
Serena v Muguruza
Robson v Kvitova
Federer v Davydenko
Murray v Sousa

[Novo]

Tonight's matches Include

Vika v Daniilidou
Serena v Muguruza
Robson v Kvitova
Federer v Davydenko
Murray v Sousa

[Marc]

only interested in the Robson, Murray and Federer ones

[Locke.]

When is the Venus/Sharapova game?

[Marc]

Not tonight, tomorrow. Probably be on Arthur Ashe in the night soooo.... Friday morning here

[Marc]

Arthur Ashe.. shut up marc.. *Rod Laver

[Locke.]

Word is Sabine Lisicki will partner Freddie Nielsen in mixed. Let's see how that works out. #ausopen

Great news, this guy won the doubles at Wimbledon last year

[Marc]

With Marray! :worship:

[Novo]

I do believe it's Vika time in a couple of minutes

[Drew.]

Fell asleep after Watson won the 2nd set last night, surprised she ended up winning!

[Novo]

Vika 4-0 up in 13 minutes

[Novo]

Vika 4-0 up in 13 minutes

[Locke.]

The comeback is on

[Maia]

Vika is flying away with this :worship:

[IheartBB]

My fondest memory of Daniilidou is her victory over Henin at Wimbledon way back when. She seems a million miles from that now, but this is pretty good stuff from Vika. I'm expecting the second set to be no different.

[Drew.]

could be a late night with Murray and Robson both to play :pipe:

[Maia]

Vika, Murray and Robson all in one night, great stuff

[Locke.]

Vika is just so unlikable

She is very lucky she has Redfoo in her corner otherwise she would be one of my least favourites

[Novo]

Vika taking the piss :joker:

[Maia]

Vika is just so unlikable

Nonsense

[Novo]

The most likable player on tour with Aga

[Locke.]

Who is looking forward to Serena being the World #1 again?

[Novo]

That Ankle won't be able to withstand the Vika Forehand this time around

[Drew.]

Robson :love:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefd5f8MP51r4xlmuo5_250.gif

[Locke.]

The commentators can't get enough of Redfoo here

[Novo]

the greek bint is trying to put Vika out of her Focus here with these **** ball tosses

[Drew.]

someone on the bbc sports website has said Daniilidou looks like Emma Watson :joker:

[Novo]

Vikamort is going to cast the dreaded bagel spell on her soon

[Novo]

What did you think of that impressive Display Locke? do you wish Lisicki could bagel someone like that?

[Locke.]

It was all very lucky

[Novo]

Just hope Serena takes another fall on that ankle now

[Novo]

Look at the Karate Kid here taking the game to Tsonga

[Maia]

Robson :love:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefd5f8MP51r4xlmuo5_250.gif

:lovedup:

[Maia]

Don't let me down here Tsonga

[Drew.]

Look at the Karate Kid here taking the game to Tsonga

:joker:

[Novo]

Come on Mug

[Locke.]

Time is Robson due on?

[Drew.]

it would be confusing if the Japanese blokes second name was Tsonga as well and the crowd were shouting Go Tsonga

[Novo]

:joker:

Kvitova and Robson are on about 8am i think

[Maia]

The power of Mollie is sending Tsonga to a 3 set love win :pipe:

[Maia]

it would be confusing if the Japanese blokes second name was Tsonga as well and the crowd were shouting Go Tsonga

:joker::joker::joker: That would be brilliant

[Novo]

Mug is actually giving this a good go

[Novo]

Serena has twatted herself in the mouth with her own racket

[Drew.]

"Serena Williams is in the wars: first round it was an ankle injury now she's hit herself on the jaw with her racquet in the follow-through."

:joker:

[Locke.]

Bit of a boring night for matches really

[Novo]

Davydenko v R Federer should be alright and Wozniacki and Vekic will be interesting

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Donna+Vekic+Championships+Wimbledon+2012+Day+zULoF 9qolRAl.jpg

[Novo]

https://twitter.com/DonnaVekic

Go and leave her a supportive tweet before her big match

[Maia]

Nice and easy first set for Murray

[Novo]

Vekic could actually play for GB but she wants to remain croatian despite living in London for most her life

[Novo]

9OqUf1vexMs

Even has a British Accent

[MTVN]

When is Robson on

[Novo]

Going to have to ask her yourself.. it's a bit of a personal question

[MTVN]

Not to worry, google tells me she's on at 11am, find that a bit surprising myself but looks like it'll be best to get some kip in before that game

[Novo]

Murray through in straight sets, Tomic in trouble at the minute, he has lost the first set to Brands and it's now 5-5 all in the second

[Maia]

Good to see Murray flying through

[Novo]

Poor Vekic isn't having any luck at the minute

[Novo]

Oh hang on she has just broke

[Maia]

Miss Wozniacki is destined for a round 3 appearance

[Novo]

Vekic is fighting back!!!!!

[Locke.]

Sabine would have won this by now

[Novo]

This Brands and Tomic match is great

[Maia]

Vekic is great but really want Caroline through

[Drew.]

Vekic playing well this 2nd set

[Maia]

Usually happens with Caroline she runs away with the game at first then in the 2nd set just as you think she has won the match her opponent takes over, Vekic still has a chance here

[Novo]

Tomic with Match Point

[Maia]

Well forget what I said

[Drew.]

Its over now

[Maia]

Miss Wozniacki through!!!! :amazed: :love:

[Novo]

Brands :worship: Saved match point and has leveled things up at 5-5

[Drew.]

Cant stand some of these Australian accents

[Novo]

Would be great if Brands can force a tie break here and take it to a 5th set

[Novo]

2 more match points for Tomic

[Novo]

Brands saves both of them :worship:

[Drew.]

great rally

[Novo]

Come on Brands, Tomic will be gutted if he losses this tie break

[Maia]

What a brilliant match very close thought it might've gone to another set in that tiebreak

[Novo]

Still another 4 hours til the Robson match, **** sake

[Drew.]

4!?!?!?!!? shes on at 10am?

[Maia]

Good old Gael Monfils

[Drew.]

iv got no chance of lasting until 10, and if i sleep now i wont wake up.. grrr

[Novo]

It says 11 on Google but i'm sure it will be before that

[Maia]

Would go to sleep now and set my alarm for then but chances are I might not make it

[Novo]

Think i'll stay up and just watch the Federer match whilst i'm waiting

[King Gizzard]

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6699/snapshot20130117.png

[Drew.]

Would go to sleep now and set my alarm for then but chances are I might not make it

talking about alarms....

[Maia]

Right Drew there was no need to bring that up

[Drew.]

Apologies Madame

[Maia]

That is more like it

[Locke.]

To stay up and watch Robson get beat or not...

[Novo]

Yes you must

[Drew.]

a question im trying to answer right now myself

[Novo]

victoria azarenka ‏@vika7
good match today! and oh wow its hot :))) thank u all for support #teamvika #melbourne #AustralianOpen

[Maia]

Queen Vika :worship:

[Maia]

Dunno what I will do with the Robson match, either an all-nighter or about 2 hours sleep for me

[Locke.]

Vika tweeting useless crap again

[Locke.]

Think you should attempt the all nighter personally :pipe:

[Maia]

Think you should attempt the all nighter personally :pipe:

Well it is on the cards :pipe: I am a failure at all nighters though

[Maia]

Poor Monfils not getting it too easy here

[Locke.]

Yes!!! He has done it

[Novo]

Monfils will soon be back in the top 20

[Maia]

Great stuff Gael!!!!!!!!!

[King Gizzard]

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2012/05/25/1226366/305725-gael-monfils.jpg

[Novo]

Monfils on the receiving end of a bagel

[Novo]

Here comes the Fed

[Marc]

Are you guys all tucked away yet

[Marc]

Why aren't they showing Monfils and not this Federer nonsense

[Novo]

Seems like Mollie, Locke and Drew have hit the sack after bragging about staying up

[Marc]

It's all a front with them guys

[Marc]

Looking forward to playing my prediction game, won't lie

[Novo]

Looking forward to doing a clean sweep of the Grand Slam Prediction game this year

[Marc]

I think not :joker:

[Marc]

Poor Monfils

[Marc]

The noises Lu makes are ridiculous

[Novo]

Chop Chop Roger, get this over nice and quick

[Marc]

Silly Federer, does not realise I have work at 12

[Novo]

Monfils serving for the match now

[Marc]

Monfils serving for it

[Marc]

Shut up ANDY!!!!!!

[Novo]

was suppose to be going to town to get a new Phone today but looks like i'll just sleep instead

[Marc]

I'd rather sleep than have a phone

[Black Dagger]

Same.

My phone gets used like once a week tbh.

[Marc]

Monfils doubles on MP

[Marc]

And now he's got another MP

[Novo]

but wait!!!

[Marc]

Wtf Gael :joker:

[Marc]

He's having no luck in that Ad court

[Marc]

Aces one side... DFs the other

[Novo]

He is about to seal it this time

[Marc]

Haha he's a right character

[Marc]

That's like two aces and three DFs in this game :joker:

[Marc]

Finallyyyyyyyy GSM Monfils

[Novo]

Monfils was just toying with the poor guy

[Novo]

Who has Monfils got now?

[Marc]

Simon, all French match up.

[Novo]

Haven't been watching Simon, but he's dropped sets to 2 players ranked 80+ in the World so he can't be playing that good

[Novo]

Gasquet ripping Falla a new one

[Marc]

Quite like Alejandro :(

[Marc]

If Simon plays like he has over the past couple of years, he'll dispatch Gael in four

[Marc]

Fed's got his hairy chest out again

[Marc]

Dodig killing it

[Novo]

Aga backed into 11/1 now to win the whole thing, pretty sure she was at 20's a week before the tournament

[Novo]

Kvitova was 22/1 as well and now she is 45/1

[Marc]

Amazing :laugh:

[Marc]

Aga backed into 11/1 now to win the whole thing, pretty sure she was at 20's a week before the tournament

Well we should have capitalised before the show commenced

[Marc]

Fed with match points

[Marc]

GSM

[Novo]

Wonder what Aga's celebration would be like if she won a Grand Slam

[Marc]

Kiss her sister on the lips

[Marc]

Would love Laura to win

[Novo]

Think Petra will win in straight sets but you never know

[Marc]

Some amazing matches tomorrow!!!

[Novo]

****ing hell :joker: what an awful first game

[Marc]

Broke back though :thumbs2:

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, I can't find a stream that won't get me in trouble at College.

I'm sure my internet will be blocked if I use 1strow.

[Marc]

Just go home

[Black Dagger]

Just go home

I've only just got here. :joker:

[Marc]

Say you've got diarrhoea

[Marc]

Could really do with Kvitova breaking her leg

[Black Dagger]

:joker: disgusting

[Marc]

No body ever asks any questions about diarrhoea

[Marc]

Well this is depressing... Not even any signs of how good she is

[IheartBB]

Craptastic from Robo so far. Set 2 will be better...

[Marc]

I can see it being 6-2 7-5

[Black Dagger]

How disappointing, with any luck she'll reign it in next set.

[Marc]

She's making a comeback! :worship:

[Marc]

Might as well capitalise on an awful service game

[Marc]

Ugh I have work soon :(

[Black Dagger]

Bloody hell, 3 advantage points and she still hasn't taken advantage.

[Marc]

4 now...

[Marc]

Make that 5... Can she finally capitalise!?

[Marc]

Second serve...

[Marc]

Ugh fgs

[Black Dagger]

ffs

[Marc]

She's so much better in the deuce court, when returning. Her silly left handiness helps

[Black Dagger]

6 :laugh:

[Novo]

at least this long game will loosen her up a bit

[Marc]

Deuce #7....

[Marc]

Now set point.. Which by now this game has gone, she'll likely take

[Marc]

6-2 :(

[Black Dagger]

With any luck her performance in this set will just rile her to take the next 2. /dreams

[Marc]

She doesn't look confident on this serving game

[Novo]

Kvitova isn't really playing that good either and the Crowd are just dead

[Marc]

No laura!

[Marc]

:(

[Black Dagger]

She's not giving up just yet.

[Marc]

Finally! Christ

[Black Dagger]

Now let's hope she breaks :tongue:

[Black Dagger]

Yes L Rob.

Keep it up plz, hold your serve now.

[Marc]

Holdd serve pls pls pls

PLEASEEEEE

[Novo]

Well Well Well

[Black Dagger]

Well well well well.

[Novo]

Well Well Well Well Well Well Well!

[Black Dagger]

Surely L Rob is taking this set now :worship:

Another set like this plz xo

[MTVN]

!

[Novo]

Must be in double figures now for total double faults in the match

[Black Dagger]

Watches as Petra just starts slaying her now and wins this set 7-5

[MTVN]

Uh oh

[Novo]

It's all gone pear shaped

[Drew.]

Yawn

[Black Dagger]

Oops, jinxed her

[Maia]

Omg Laura!! :amazed:

[Novo]

Mollie is here to witness Robson destroy Kvitova in the 3rd set

[Maia]

It is her destiny here Novo

[Black Dagger]

It's no fun not being able to watch it and just have to look at some horrid teasing live scoring system.

[Maia]

You're missing out on so much greatness Swag_Dag s0b

[Maia]

My god that bloody beetle :joker:

[Novo]

Look at that disgusting moth on the court

[Black Dagger]

You're missing out on so much greatness Swag_Dag s0b

I am s0b.

If I knew those horrid I.T technicians wouldn't block my internet, I'd watch :sad:

[Maia]

Brilliant Laura :worship:

[Black Dagger]

I CAN LISTEN TO IT ON RADIO 5 :amazed: