BBUK Re-Watch/First Watch Thread (Part 3)

[Matthew.]

Week 10 - Amy evicted
1. Carole (-)
2. Brian (+2)
3. Tracey (-1)
4. Jonty (-1)
5. Amy (+3)
6. Sam & Amanda (+1)
7. Kara-Louise (-1)
8. Ziggy (+2)
9. Liam (-)
10. Gerry (+3)

Week 11 - Gerry evicted
1. Carole (-)
2. Tracey (+1)
3. Brian (-1)
4. Kara-Louise (+3)
5. Jonty (-1)
6. Sam & Amanda (-)
7. Liam (+2)
8. Ziggy (-)
9. Gerry (+1)

[Babayaro.]

Billi is an underrated housemate and had Charley clocked for the dickhead she is

[Matthew.]

Billi is an underrated housemate and had Charley clocked for the dickhead she is

I barely remember anything about him other than him having an argument with Charley about nominations. Can’t remember anything that was said tbh

[Epic.]

Billi was a prick and was borderline aggressive against poor Charley, his stupidity causing him to discuss nominations and saving her for an extra four weeks though :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

I barely remember anything about him other than him having an argument with Charley about nominations. Can’t remember anything that was said tbh

Tbf you are on week 12 lol, and I'm on week 4 where Billi is still a housemate

[Matthew.]

Billi was a prick and was borderline aggressive against poor Charley, his stupidity causing him to discuss nominations and saving her for an extra four weeks though :clap1:

Oh well in that case, we ADORE Billi! :love:

[Babayaro.]

Billi was a prick and was borderline aggressive against poor Charley, his stupidity causing him to discuss nominations and saving her for an extra four weeks though :clap1:

I mean, if you are going to call Billi aggressive (which I admit, he was close to crossing that line) then surely you must admit that Charley was too. She was probably the most aggressive in there.

[Matthew.]

Tbf you are on week 12 lol, and I'm on week 4 where Billi is still a housemate

Oh I didn’t realise you were watching this too, is this your first time watching?

[Matthew.]

The etiquette task: “Avit... now becomes Have it.”

poor Tracey </3

[Babayaro.]

Oh I didn’t realise you were watching this too, is this your first time watching?

First proper watch. I watched a few years ago but didn't finish it all

[Headie]

I mean, if you are going to call Billi aggressive (which I admit, he was close to crossing that line) then surely you must admit that Charley was too. She was probably the most aggressive in there.

She's unique in that her aggression was absolutely aimed at the right people and was provoked/baited into a ton of fights simply because the housemates knew how easy her buttons were to push :clap1: Nearly all her fights were justified in one way or another

[Babayaro.]

She's unique in that her aggression was absolutely aimed at the right people and was provoked/baited into a ton of fights simply because the housemates knew how easy her buttons were to push :clap1: Nearly all her fights were justified in one way or another
I don't really disagree with this but she was still aggressive, which I was pointing out to Epic.

[Matthew.]

First proper watch. I watched a few years ago but didn't finish it all

Who are you liking so far?

[reece(:]

Both were aggressive but Charl was righteous

[Babayaro.]

Who are you liking so far?

My faves are Carole, Brian, Jonathan and Ziggy!

[Matthew.]

She's unique in that her aggression was absolutely aimed at the right people and was provoked/baited into a ton of fights simply because the housemates knew how easy her buttons were to push :clap1: Nearly all her fights were justified in one way or another

I would agree with this :clap1: She was in the right pretty much every time, just maybe didn’t go about it the right way sometimes. But I’d still say she’s my favourite housemate of all the series I’ve watched

[Matthew.]

My faves are Carole, Brian, Jonathan and Ziggy!

Carole and Brian :love:

[Babayaro.]

Charley's a brilliant housemate but my disliking towards her as a person sort of makes it difficult for me to enjoy her

[Matthew.]

“Miss Amanda, could you answer a question for Big Brother? When you wake up in the morning in the Big Brother house, do you plan inventive ways to damage your microphone, or do you just make them up as you go along?”

Sassy Big Brother is the best :clap1:

[Epic.]

I mean, if you are going to call Billi aggressive (which I admit, he was close to crossing that line) then surely you must admit that Charley was too. She was probably the most aggressive in there.

Yes she was but as long as it's justified against people even worse, I supported it. Science was on the same wavelength of aggression for example

[Daniel.]

I miss when Carole was accepted as trash

[Tony Montana]

Billi is an underrated housemate and had Charley clocked for the dickhead she is

I loved his Love/Hate Relationship with Charley and their Rows were great TV. He should’ve stayed. Prior to his eviction, him and Charley were forming an alliance against Chiggy. It would’ve been interesting to see whether or not they carried out their act or betray and turn against each other.

[Matthew.]

I miss when Carole was accepted as trash

I mean unless she suddenly turns awful in the next 2 weeks, Carole is an legend!

[Babayaro.]

I loved his Love/Hate Relationship with Charley and their Rows were great TV. He should’ve stayed. Prior to his eviction, him and Charley were forming an alliance against Chiggy. It would’ve been interesting to see whether or not they carried out their act or betray and turn against each other.
Tracey should've went

[Matthew.]

Tracey should've went

Not our cheesy Quaver </3

[Daniel.]

I'm open to the idea of my opinion of her changing when I re watch BB8 in like 2057 but when I watched in 2013 I thought she was a vile miserable fun sucking oppressive cow

[Daniel.]

Charley's a brilliant housemate but my disliking towards her as a person sort of makes it difficult for me to enjoy her

She's not even a bad person

[Tony Montana]

I'm open to the idea of my opinion of her changing when I re watch BB8 in like 2057 but when I watched in 2013 I thought she was a vile miserable fun sucking oppressive cow

Tea

She’s like a Less nastier Pauline

[Matthew.]

Her fight with Nicky was a hoot! “Finished! End! Just finished! I’M DOING IT, I DARE!”

I think it might be my favourite BB fight?

[Daniel.]

I don't think I have a BB fight but the whole box task was funny

[Babayaro.]

Who would've gone in a Jonathan vs Carole eviction?

[Matthew.]

Who would've gone in a Jonathan vs Carole eviction?

Probably Jonathan? They were both nominated against Seany in the second eviction, so I checked the forum poll for that eviction and here’s what I got from that. (If the forum polls even meant anything back then)

Carole, Jonathan and Seany nominated - Who do you want to be evicted?
Jonathan 41.46 % (427)
Seany 33.69 % (347)
Carole 24.85 % (256)
Total votes: 1030

[Tony Montana]

Who would've gone in a Jonathan vs Carole eviction?

Jonathan unfortunately, His arrogant nature, Constant sarcasm and Superiority complex would’ve annoyed the public

[reece(:]

Her fight with Nicky was a hoot! “Finished! End! Just finished! I’M DOING IT, I DARE!”

I think it might be my favourite BB fight?

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE GUYS? :conf:
Absolutely nothing Laura! :)

[Matthew.]

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE GUYS? :conf:
Absolutely nothing Laura! :)

Laura constantly sticking her nose into situations :love:

Like in the Emily incident, when Charley said “The camera will have heard that, camera hears everything!” and Laura was just like “Well I didn’t, tell me what she said!” :joker:

[Matthew.]

“What’s creme fraiche?”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

[Matthew.]

“I avit! I don’t have it, I AVIT!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/tracey.png

[CiaraNelly2000]

Yep, I do! Hope you are good.

:blush:
Yeah I’m great
NOT feeling sad at no CBB this January
Probably cos I’m rewatching BB8 lol

[Matthew.]

Them all having the party and Carole’s raging that there’s no piccalilli left as a consequence so she just refuses to join in, and goes to have a shower instead :joker:

[Matthew.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/u0biCeW8lonbn1UpeA/giphy.gif

Screaming at Kara-Louise being left behind while Tracey just walks off shouting “COME ON! AVIT!” at the crowd

[Matthew.]

Tracey being shown her nominations and Kara-Louise pops up and she just turns round and stares at her :skull:

(Even if Tracey nominated Kara-Louise herself :hehe:)

[Matthew.]

mess Kara barely got an interview :worry:

[Matthew.]

Week 11 - Gerry evicted
1. Carole (-)
2. Tracey (+1)
3. Brian (-1)
4. Kara-Louise (+3)
5. Jonty (-1)
6. Sam & Amanda (-)
7. Liam (+2)
8. Ziggy (-)
9. Gerry (+1)

Week 12 - Tracey and Kara-Louise evicted
1. Tracey (+1)
2. Brian (+1)
3. Carole (-2)
4. Kara-Louise (-)
5. Sam & Amanda (+1)
6. Jonty (-1)
7. Ziggy (+1)
8. Liam (-1)

[Epic.]

What was the deal with this last week fake eviction of Helen? Were the public legitimately voting to fake evict and picked her or was the whole thing manufactured? Either way it's a pathetically rigged way of making her significant and is probably how she BARELY won because of it :yuk:

[Cal.]

What was the deal with this last week fake eviction of Helen? Were the public legitimately voting to fake evict and picked her or was the whole thing manufactured? Either way it's a pathetically rigged way of making her significant and is probably how she BARELY won because of it :yuk:

Production picked her ffff

[Cal.]

I remember the clip got uploaded randomly one evening onto the BB Twitter like ‘Helen is fake evicted!’

[Epic.]

I remember the clip got uploaded randomly one evening onto the BB Twitter like ‘Helen is fake evicted!’

Reminds me of five months later, when Perez is a few percent away from being evicted and two days later gets picked for a fake walk out for producers to ensure he's there an extra week :skull:

[Cal.]

Reminds me of five months later, when Perez is a few percent away from being evicted and two days later gets picked for a fake walk out for producers to ensure he's there an extra week :skull:

Didn’t his stay in the ‘secret room’ (a disused task room with blue tack still on the walls) conveniently run over a round of nominations? Lmao

[Epic.]

BB: Chris, Big Brother has something to tell you.
Chris: Yep?
BB: This isn't a real eviction.
Chris: Oh my good GOD! :rolleyes:
BB: You are still a housemate.
Chris: Oh my good CHRIST! :rolleyes: .......without cigarettes....
BB: Chris you may now enter the spare room via the door to your left.
Chris: Okay, tobacco please. PleasePleasePlease!

[Epic.]

Didn’t his stay in the ‘secret room’ (a disused task room with blue tack still on the walls) conveniently run over a round of nominations? Lmao

Not just that, but at one point Cami-Li, Kavana and Katie Price all had 1 nomination each and HE had to break the tie after not even being eligible for nominating and was all like 'I choose Cami-Li, duh!' and then she got the second least votes to save even though she only had two nominations :laugh:

[Epic.]

Day 63/64/65 Highlights (Mark and Winston Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (+1)
6. Pav (-1)
7. Ash (-)
8. Helen (-)

Day 66/67/68 Highlights (Ash and Christopher get power; Helen and Chris Fake Evicted)
1. Ashleigh
2. Christopher
3. Chris
4. Pav
5. Ash
6. Helen

[Daniel.]

We await your dragging of helscum

[Matthew.]

“Big Jonty” :skull:

[Tony Montana]

We await your dragging of helscum

And we await your next reveal on your Golden Era Housemates Rankings

[Matthew.]

And we await your next reveal on your Golden Era Housemates Rankings

shade

[Matthew.]

I’m going to miss Jonty’s laugh </3

On to the final!

[Matthew.]

“Craig...


...


Craig... Brian... Kate... Cameron... Nadia... Anthony... Pete... Who are you going yo add to that list?”

[Matthew.]

Week 12 - Tracey and Kara-Louise evicted
1. Tracey (+1)
2. Brian (+1)
3. Carole (-2)
4. Kara-Louise (-)
5. Sam & Amanda (+1)
6. Jonty (-1)
7. Ziggy (+1)
8. Liam (-1)

Final Week
1. Carole (+2)
2. Brian (-)
3. Jonty (+3)
4. Sam & Amanda (+1)
5. Ziggy (+2)
6. Liam (+2)

(full ranking coming up after I’ve finished the final)

[Matthew.]

“My monkey went on holiday and all he got me was this lousy t-shirt”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/jonty.png

Also a scream at Carole screaming “YASSSSS!” and doing a little dance on the stage upon exit with Jonty beside her with Monkity-Tonkity mumbling “Fantastic...” to himself :joker:

[Matthew.]

I’m going to miss Jonty’s laugh </3

On to the final!

Oh never mind, we got it again in his exit interview! :joker:

[Epic.]

Day 66/67/68 Highlights (Ash and Christopher get power; Helen and Chris Fake Evicted)
1. Ashleigh
2. Christopher
3. Chris
4. Pav
5. Ash
6. Helen

Day 69/70 Highlights
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Chris (-)
4. Pav
5. Ash
6. Helen

Seeing as I've just got past the last HL show, here are a few things I've decided from this first watch:
-BB15 is better than BB14
-BB15 is better than BB19
-BB15 is still not a good series and the only good Ch5 ones I've seen so far are 13 and 17
-Helen is the worst female housemate and a contender for worst housemate ever (if I'm judging this series + the even bigger scumbag she was in BB16)
:)

[Daniel.]

Ew

[Epic.]

Ew

I assume you're referring to the 'BB15 is better than BB19' comment but if it's any consolation, I think the two are pretty on par in the good and bad things about them

[Daniel.]

And 14 I guess

[Epic.]

14 was terrible whole way through apart from weeks 1, 7 and 8

[Daniel.]

Well no because week 7 was possibly the worst

I mean its not a good series but helen ruined bb15 and its probably the worst cast in bb history

[Epic.]

Well no because week 7 was possibly the worst

It had enjoyable Gina/Hazel arguments and was the wrapping up of Callum vs Dexter. Had a lot of content without being particularly offensive, and was a lot more memorable for me than the barren wasteland of most of the other weeks.

I mean its not a good series but helen ruined bb15 and its probably the worst cast in bb history

At a push I'd say one of the worst but it did have people I cared about, even including some I disliked. 14, 16 and 19 I'd consider worse casts personally for having none I thought were fantastic housemates (with maybe sometimes the exception of Tomasz), as well as having a lot of annoying and/or boring housemates dragging down their series. 15 has that but I'm only really offended by one of the cast

[Matthew.]

“Liam, we were worried that we wouldn’t have enough material for your best bits, but we had too much!”

Why lie Davina, he was a boring bastard. Not a bad guy but painfully dull

[Tony Montana]

“Liam, we were worried that we wouldn’t have enough material for your best bits, but we had too much!”

Why lie Davina, he was a boring bastard. Not a bad guy but painfully dull

:joker::joker::joker: What the **** was Davina thinking!

[Matthew.]

Davina ends up having some DREADFUL opinions that’ll make you scream

ah i see what you mean now!

[Tony Montana]

Day 69/70 Highlights
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Chris (-)
4. Pav
5. Ash
6. Helen

Seeing as I've just got past the last HL show, here are a few things I've decided from this first watch:
-BB15 is better than BB14
-BB15 is better than BB19
-BB15 is still not a good series and the only good Ch5 ones I've seen so far are 13 and 17
-Helen is the worst female housemate and a contender for worst housemate ever (if I'm judging this series + the even bigger scumbag she was in BB16)
:)

Tea :clap2:

[Scoot]

I haven’t watched it since it aired but I remember having a BLAST watching bb14

[Epic.]

Chris: The thing is with Helen, you can't live WITH her............... :laugh:
Emma: Hahaaa!

[Matthew.]

Chris: The thing is with Helen, you can't live WITH her............... :laugh:
Emma: Hahaaa!

:joker:

[Epic.]

The crowd booing Helen and chanting "ASH-LEIGH! ASH-LEIGH!" for the entire winner interview :clap2:

[Cal.]

Aw I loved Helen

[Matthew.]

Aaaaand I’m done! BB8 was a great series and is really underrated imo. Also it includes my favourite housemate I’ve come across so far :love:

Big Brother 8 - Overall Ranking
1. Charley
2. Laura
3. Lesley
4. Carole
5. Tracey
6. Brian
7. Nicky
8. Jonty
9. Sam & Amanda
10. Shabnam
11. Kara-Louise
12. Chanelle
13. Jonathan
14. Amy
15. Shanessa
16. Ziggy
17. Seany
18. Emily
19. Billi
20. Liam
21. David
22. Gerry

Overall Series
1. BB6
2. BB5
3. BB8
4. BB15
5. BB7
6. BB18
7. BB19
8. BB17

[brat.]

why is miss shabs so low and ziggeh so high

[Matthew.]

why is miss shabs so low and ziggeh so high

Shabnam was good but a little bit overrated and I prefer the ones above her. I actually went into BB8 expecting not to like her but I ended up liking her in the end :hee:

Ziggy (or Ziggeh), I can sort of appreciate as a housemate because he at least owned his messiness in the end (just like Shabnam did, which I liked about her) Don’t get me wrong, he’s an absolute twat as a person but on housemate value, I could appreciate him more than the ones below him, but I only realised that in the last few days I saw of him.

[Epic.]

BB15 Full Thoughts


Cast: 4/10
Tasks: 6/10
Production: 5/10
Public Vote: 5/10
House: 8/10


Overall: 28/50

Housemate Ranking
Hate
Dislike
Below Average
Neutral
Above Average
Somewhat Like
Like
Really Like
Love
Adore

19. Helen - I dunno if she's even worth the energy at this point. She was as bad in every aspect as I feared she'd be and worse. An indestructible irritant who constantly got what she wanted, whether that relate to disgustingly manufactured twists like the final pass or fake evicting her to obviously drum up importance during VTW, or getting what she wanted in the sense of getting away with numerous warnings after repeatedly, quite frankly, abusing others, all culminating in a very undeserving victory. This all sounds very similar to fellow scumbag Bear, and while I do probably still despise him more, Helen may be an even WORSE win than his somehow, mainly because she didn't just win over some boring runner-up like Ricky, she won over ASHLEIGH, and that is just the cherry on top of pissing me off.
18. Marlon - Blegh, just a boring dick who proved he'd sell out others just for immunity, and wallow in self-pity after apologising but then clearly awaiting sympathy from everyone. He doesn't drive me to annoyance like all the other red zone housemates I have, but he does lack any actual good aspects.
17. Pauline - Completely sucked once she singlehandedly ruined the series by giving Helen a pass to the final, but had plenty of other bad traits, mainly her tyranny in the kitchen and as a house mother that was more often uncomfortable than it was endearing.
16. Tamara - Eh, I mean I'm not exactly offended by her, but like Marlon, she does absolutely nothing of quality so I have no reason to hold her in high regard, the only importance I remember is her brief showmance with Winston, and it was pretty evident she was sort of taking advantage of him too.
15. Kimberly - A regretful choice since I liked her in the first few weeks and she did feel like she'd wind up being an American Deana, but instead she succumbed herself to the robotic personality she's so labelled for, and making it known that you have standards to not be objectified but then knowingly letting Steven take every advantage of you, whether it be sexually or verbally, was utterly disappointing, as well as it causing her to lose all sense of charisma or promise she had for me early on.
14. Biannca - "I'M GONNA GET MY TITS OUT! I'M GONNA GET MY TITS OUT!" ugh just a vapid, attention-seeking annoyance. Her over the top behaviour had its perks but for the most part, she had very little substance and I found the way she was around Winston to be borderline uncomfortable, and I'll never forgive the way she orchestrated Danielle's eviction by just assuming that because Danielle is a secret cam girl that it somehow automatically means she's lying about being a virgin, ugh shut up.
13. Steven - Ugh I really do hate him and am disgusted by him, but I couldn't help putting Steven this high. There was a lot of things that repulsed me; his childisness, his self-centeredness, his occasional patronising communication, the possessive, creepy and intolerable way he treated Kimberly, the ****ing ham on crackerbread in the diary room scene, you get it. But I couldn't help cackle at so much other stuff too; the way he babied himself to Pauline, "Two Second Steven", his constant unawareness, one-liners e.g. the family spa story, "I haven't cried since 2009", etc., and most importantly his last week where he got so """"hurt"""" by Kimberly leaving that he shaved his head, freaked out constantly, promised he'd evict Ashleigh and Christopher for nominating him if he survived :joker: , it proved he was a lot better as a comedy villain and it's a shame he wasn't more often cause I still think he's an embarrassing cretin. :laugh:
12. Ash - Even though I eventually tolerated him, Ash didn't really have many outright great qualities either, and was HORRIBLE in the first four weeks, and at that point absolutely deserved to go early over Toya or even Matthew. His alignment with Helen isn't something I'm immediately against, but it was still sometimes annoying to stick by her in the times where anyone could tell she was attacking someone. A tolerable person, but not a great housemate.
11. Jale - Again, not a bad person, but was pretty much an inoffensive version of Becky Hannon in how she initially started off being quite picked on by several people, only to completely disappoint by becoming best friends with them. Thankfully in Jale's case, her only real bad traits here were 1) the time she backed Helen and Kimberly viciously ganging up on Ashleigh and 2) campaigning for Ashleigh to be evicted and for Helen to win. But nevertheless, Jale is an overall sub-par housemate who has the added bonus of being the human shields that saved Ashleigh and caused her to eventually be the favourite :love: .
10. Zoe - Another one I don't have strong feelings about one way or another, but on the subject of whether or not she thought she was better than others with that Tesco comment, I did believe her saying she doesn't think she's better than others, however she still carried herself as if she was some kind of big larger than life superstar when really she was the most placcid and down to earth of the cast.
9. Winston - Lmao I went in expecting to HATE him based on the negativity that pops up every time he's mentioned but Winston was really not that bad. He kind of sucked in the first few weeks e.g. his behaviour with Toya and blind backing of Helen, but there were times where he was righteous, like his funny drags of Marlon and especially how he stuck up for Ashleigh, even against his own friends when he felt she was being backed up on and it shown he's an alright lad :love: . However, the thick act still wore thin after nine weeks and he still overall didn't do many exciting things, so I did still enjoy his shock eviction.
8. Pav - Never have I seen such an OTT hatred of an inoffensive bore. Pav may not have ever excited me at all, but I still had plenty of sympathy in how he was misunderstood as some sort of devious gameplayer, how the house underestimated that he'd ever deserve to be a finalist just because he arrived late, and the on and off "Get Pav Out" chants. As for him, I thought he handled all that very well and had a lot of tolerance, though I still hold him in lower regard than I can for him secretly being on Helen's camp in one of her many wrong opinions, this one being that there's some sort of secret attraction Chris had towards Ashleigh and then Get Pav Out doesn't really bother me :laugh:
7. Matthew - I did have him in neutral territory during the watch, but when I actually evaluate Matthew, I'm struggling to think of much I liked. He was catty and sometimes it was funny like when he was scheming with Toya or being a dick to Helen but other times he was a little smug and he should've just admitted how terrifying Helen's bullying of him actually was instead of just shrugging it off with 'lol she has saggy tits anyway idc'. He didn't deserve to be evicted so early, but in retrospect it wasn't that much a loss either.
6. Chris - Even though a lot of his most appealing moments were restricted to the diary room, and I briefly disliked him for how he was to Pav, I still look back at Chris with fondness somehow. Usually his opinions were on-point and had witty one-liners to them, his love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with Helen was quite funny, him and Ashleigh were an alright dynamic after losing Toya and Danielle too soon, and he always had good intentions and seemed like a funny, likeable guy, even though I didn't know enough about him.
5. Mark - Really mixed on him. Thought he was a key enjoyment factor for a lot of BB15 but was let down by how it felt like he was putting himself above Christopher while still flirting with him, and it was AWFUL when he hypothetically took £15K and just sat there, even being supportive of her, as Helen dished out anger at Chris for doing the same thing, not taking any accountability for it. But he was still a usually good housemate so an above average bordering on neutral housemate he is!
4. Christopher - I really was trying to be a fan because he seemed like a lovely guy who was righteous in practically all his arguments, and I felt sorry for him on s number of occasions, but I guess he never hit that high for me, though Christopher still had plenty of nice moments that make him deservedly the best male of BB15 imo.
3. Toya - Even though I didn't like her till her last week, what a great last impression to have. Toya's eviction and how it happened may have been the first sign of bull**** twists of production this series, but on the upside she went out with a bang, and righteously shut down all the most annoying housemates at that time and I commend holding herself together and righteously laying into pricks in spite of being goaded by Ash and Winston and Marlon. She had some charming intelligence to her, but it was even more fun watching the way she snapped.
2. Danielle - I'm pretty sure she's predominantly liked on the forum anyway, but I don't see many who outright LOVED her like me, so I may as well say Danielle is very underrated and was very enjoyable :love: . I was so compelled by such an enigmatic yet expressive presence who had apparently bstrict Catholic views yet her two best friends were an Atheist and a homosexual :laugh2: . She always had me laughing with her clear abrasiveness about things like sex talk or when someone, in her words, "PEED her off" :joker: She probably is my pick for most unfair eviction for a number of reasons and was more deserving of being the Week 8 evictee big character of every series besides BB15, but by that point she's still a magenta housemate who was a big saviour of an otherwise poor series.
1. Ashleigh - I've never seen an under 20s housemate handle themselves as eloquently, gracefully and righteously as Ashleigh. The way she shrugged off Helen's antagonising of her and twisting what she said by laying things down against Helen in response that made her look worse was something I never tired of. And even though Ashleigh admits to being just as sneaky and grumpy with others as Helen is, in Ashleigh's case I loved it because it was usually directed at the right people, or at the very least was more entertaining and understandable, as well as being actually funny unlike Helen. Ashleigh balso knew the house would underestimate an 18 year old like her, so I applauded how intelligent, honest and level-headed she really was. She may not have won, but if the winner gets booed while the runner-up gets chanted as the real winner, and if the winner comes back the series after and be somehow even worse and get banned from ever being associated with the show after tag-team bullying someone and comparing them to a murderer and rapist and now who's only career is being a dick, while Ashleigh still seems to be having a great career off the back of the show, then who is the real winner here?

Edgic:

https://i.imgur.com/Ws3Hi0H.jpg

It's sad to say I don't like this series cause it really did have a strong first six weeks and even the week after Danielle left was okay, but the last three weeks it suddenly felt dragged out and in general sometimes the series got dragged out because the ****e about the unanswerable question of "Is Helen a good person deep down or is she a bully?" was a tedious cycle, even while I was enjoying the series, one that transcended the same way a couple months later with Katie Hopkins and then another couple of months later with Marc, so thanks Helen!

This series also follows the BB14 manufactured interference, in this case even more harmfully with evictions like Toya's and Danielle's, and pointless twists that ruin the series that I've mentioned before like the final pass and the fake eviction, both culminating in one of the worst winners. The power housemate idea was an interesting concept but it was hit or miss in practice. Like BB8, I feel it had potential to be a fantastic series, but numerous technicalities wear it down. However unlike BB8, BB15 ultimately isn't too entertaining either. Most of the major storylines here were also very stale; the eventual reliance on Helen vs Ashleigh with production interference is an example that sums all this up. However, I will say I'd have luked this series a lot more if it didn't end as tragically as it did.

First Watch List:
BB6
BB13
BB7
BB10
BB5
BB9
BB14
BB8
BB15

Series yet to watch:
BB1
BB2
BB3
BB4
BB12

Possible rewatches:
BB11
BB16

Even though I didn't like it at the time, I was kind of busy while watching BB3 so I may as well give it another shot, but rather than starting all over, I'll just continue from where I was because nothing much really happens the first few days, just gotta track down what was the last episode I watched by going back months in the part 2 thread :laugh: .

[*mazedsalv**]

You may as well watch in order now Epic, so start with BB1.?

[Epic.]

You may as well watch in order now Epic, so start with BB1.?

There's a poll every two series I first watch, so if you want me to do 1 after I do 3 and it gets enough votes, I'll do 1 and then probably 2 after :hee: .

[*mazedsalv**]

CBB1 Day 2 (Chris Eubank Evicted) and Day 3 (Jack and Vanessa nominated)

Was quite surprised for the first mini disagreement already here on the first full day with Chris moaning about the booze and then with the parenting disagreement. He is quite difficult, isn't he? He doesn't like others not agreeing with him.

Chris is basically generalising and saying Jewish women are over dramatic when talking to Vanessa. :joker: This guy should remove his foot from his mouth.

Talk about feeling old, 2001... and Uptown Girl just came out :shocked:

Chris out first... wow, how shocked. :joker: Completely forgot how evictions were done, they weren't even revealed by Davina. No crowd either.

I know Jack is just a miserable bastard but :hee: him breaking out for a split second.. Keith is just nothing. He's just blaah.

Vanessa's meltdown :lovedup:

Rankings:

1. Vanessa (-)
2. Jack (-)
3. Anthea (-)
4. Claire (-)
5. Chris (+1) Evicted
6. Keith (-1)

Day 4 (Vanessa Evicted + Anthea, Jack and Keith nominated):

Jack really wants out and his miserableness is more annoying than I remember, I never was a fan of his comedy, but here i find it worse. Vanessa was robbed. Her saying it was traumatic... little did she know she would return for UBB :joker:

1. Vanessa (-) Evicted.
2. Anthea (+1)
3. Clare (+1)
4.. Jack (-2)
5. Keith (+1)

[Cal.]

NOT SLUTTY B hatred :(

[Tony Montana]

mess @ a day 2 eviction

[montblanc]

she made me uncomfortable

[brat.]

bianca :devil: legend

cute top 3 ah'd probs agree with, but ah don't really feel that strongly about any of the housemates from bb15 :p

[*mazedsalv**]

mess @ a day 2 eviction

All just so rushed but i get it as it was for Comic Relief

[Matthew.]

BB15 Full Thoughts


Cast: 4/10
Tasks: 6/10
Production: 5/10
Public Vote: 5/10
House: 8/10


Overall: 28/50

Housemate Ranking
Hate
Dislike
Below Average
Neutral
Above Average
Somewhat Like
Like
Really Like
Love
Adore

19. Helen - I dunno if she's even worth the energy at this point. She was as bad in every aspect as I feared she'd be and worse. An indestructible irritant who constantly got what she wanted, whether that relate to disgustingly manufactured twists like the final pass or fake evicting her to obviously drum up importance during VTW, or getting what she wanted in the sense of getting away with numerous warnings after repeatedly, quite frankly, abusing others, all culminating in a very undeserving victory. This all sounds very similar to fellow scumbag Bear, and while I do probably still despise him more, Helen may be an even WORSE win than his somehow, mainly because she didn't just win over some boring runner-up like Ricky, she won over ASHLEIGH, and that is just the cherry on top of pissing me off.
18. Marlon - Blegh, just a boring dick who proved he'd sell out others just for immunity, and wallow in self-pity after apologising but then clearly awaiting sympathy from everyone. He doesn't drive me to annoyance like all the other red zone housemates I have, but he does lack any actual good aspects.
17. Pauline - Completely sucked once she singlehandedly ruined the series by giving Helen a pass to the final, but had plenty of other bad traits, mainly her tyranny in the kitchen and as a house mother that was more often uncomfortable than it was endearing.
16. Tamara - Eh, I mean I'm not exactly offended by her, but like Marlon, she does absolutely nothing of quality so I have no reason to hold her in high regard, the only importance I remember is her brief showmance with Winston, and it was pretty evident she was sort of taking advantage of him too.
15. Kimberly - A regretful choice since I liked her in the first few weeks and she did feel like she'd wind up being an American Deana, but instead she succumbed herself to the robotic personality she's so labelled for, and making it known that you have standards to not be objectified but then knowingly letting Steven take every advantage of you, whether it be sexually or verbally, was utterly disappointing, as well as it causing her to lose all sense of charisma or promise she had for me early on.
14. Biannca - "I'M GONNA GET MY TITS OUT! I'M GONNA GET MY TITS OUT!" ugh just a vapid, attention-seeking annoyance. Her over the top behaviour had its perks but for the most part, she had very little substance and I found the way she was around Winston to be borderline uncomfortable, and I'll never forgive the way she orchestrated Danielle's eviction by just assuming that because Danielle is a secret cam girl that it somehow automatically means she's lying about being a virgin, ugh shut up.
13. Steven - Ugh I really do hate him and am disgusted by him, but I couldn't help putting Steven this high. There was a lot of things that repulsed me; his childisness, his self-centeredness, his occasional patronising communication, the possessive, creepy and intolerable way he treated Kimberly, the ****ing ham on crackerbread in the diary room scene, you get it. But I couldn't help cackle at so much other stuff too; the way he babied himself to Pauline, "Two Second Steven", his constant unawareness, one-liners e.g. the family spa story, "I haven't cried since 2009", etc., and most importantly his last week where he got so """"hurt"""" by Kimberly leaving that he shaved his head, freaked out constantly, promised he'd evict Ashleigh and Christopher for nominating him if he survived :joker: , it proved he was a lot better as a comedy villain and it's a shame he wasn't more often cause I still think he's an embarrassing cretin. :laugh:
12. Ash - Even though I eventually tolerated him, Ash didn't really have many outright great qualities either, and was HORRIBLE in the first four weeks, and at that point absolutely deserved to go early over Toya or even Matthew. His alignment with Helen isn't something I'm immediately against, but it was still sometimes annoying to stick by her in the times where anyone could tell she was attacking someone. A tolerable person, but not a great housemate.
11. Jale - Again, not a bad person, but was pretty much an inoffensive version of Becky Hannon in how she initially started off being quite picked on by several people, only to completely disappoint by becoming best friends with them. Thankfully in Jale's case, her only real bad traits here were 1) the time she backed Helen and Kimberly viciously ganging up on Ashleigh and 2) campaigning for Ashleigh to be evicted and for Helen to win. But nevertheless, Jale is an overall sub-par housemate who has the added bonus of being the human shields that saved Ashleigh and caused her to eventually be the favourite :love: .
10. Zoe - Another one I don't have strong feelings about one way or another, but on the subject of whether or not she thought she was better than others with that Tesco comment, I did believe her saying she doesn't think she's better than others, however she still carried herself as if she was some kind of big larger than life superstar when really she was the most placcid and down to earth of the cast.
9. Winston - Lmao I went in expecting to HATE him based on the negativity that pops up every time he's mentioned but Winston was really not that bad. He kind of sucked in the first few weeks e.g. his behaviour with Toya and blind backing of Helen, but there were times where he was righteous, like his funny drags of Marlon and especially how he stuck up for Ashleigh, even against his own friends when he felt she was being backed up on and it shown he's an alright lad :love: . However, the thick act still wore thin after nine weeks and he still overall didn't do many exciting things, so I did still enjoy his shock eviction.
8. Pav - Never have I seen such an OTT hatred of an inoffensive bore. Pav may not have ever excited me at all, but I still had plenty of sympathy in how he was misunderstood as some sort of devious gameplayer, how the house underestimated that he'd ever deserve to be a finalist just because he arrived late, and the on and off "Get Pav Out" chants. As for him, I thought he handled all that very well and had a lot of tolerance, though I still hold him in lower regard than I can for him secretly being on Helen's camp in one of her many wrong opinions, this one being that there's some sort of secret attraction Chris had towards Ashleigh and then Get Pav Out doesn't really bother me :laugh:
7. Matthew - I did have him in neutral territory during the watch, but when I actually evaluate Matthew, I'm struggling to think of much I liked. He was catty and sometimes it was funny like when he was scheming with Toya or being a dick to Helen but other times he was a little smug and he should've just admitted how terrifying Helen's bullying of him actually was instead of just shrugging it off with 'lol she has saggy tits anyway idc'. He didn't deserve to be evicted so early, but in retrospect it wasn't that much a loss either.
6. Chris - Even though a lot of his most appealing moments were restricted to the diary room, and I briefly disliked him for how he was to Pav, I still look back at Chris with fondness somehow. Usually his opinions were on-point and had witty one-liners to them, his love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with Helen was quite funny, him and Ashleigh were an alright dynamic after losing Toya and Danielle too soon, and he always had good intentions and seemed like a funny, likeable guy, even though I didn't know enough about him.
5. Mark - Really mixed on him. Thought he was a key enjoyment factor for a lot of BB15 but was let down by how it felt like he was putting himself above Christopher while still flirting with him, and it was AWFUL when he hypothetically took £15K and just sat there, even being supportive of her, as Helen dished out anger at Chris for doing the same thing, not taking any accountability for it. But he was still a usually good housemate so an above average bordering on neutral housemate he is!
4. Christopher - I really was trying to be a fan because he seemed like a lovely guy who was righteous in practically all his arguments, and I felt sorry for him on s number of occasions, but I guess he never hit that high for me, though Christopher still had plenty of nice moments that make him deservedly the best male of BB15 imo.
3. Toya - Even though I didn't like her till her last week, what a great last impression to have. Toya's eviction and how it happened may have been the first sign of bull**** twists of production this series, but on the upside she went out with a bang, and righteously shut down all the most annoying housemates at that time and I commend holding herself together and righteously laying into pricks in spite of being goaded by Ash and Winston and Marlon. She had some charming intelligence to her, but it was even more fun watching the way she snapped.
2. Danielle - I'm pretty sure she's predominantly liked on the forum anyway, but I don't see many who outright LOVED her like me, so I may as well say Danielle is very underrated and was very enjoyable :love: . I was so compelled by such an enigmatic yet expressive presence who had apparently bstrict Catholic views yet her two best friends were an Atheist and a homosexual :laugh2: . She always had me laughing with her clear abrasiveness about things like sex talk or when someone, in her words, "PEED her off" :joker: She probably is my pick for most unfair eviction for a number of reasons and was more deserving of being the Week 8 evictee big character of every series besides BB15, but by that point she's still a magenta housemate who was a big saviour of an otherwise poor series.
1. Ashleigh - I've never seen an under 20s housemate handle themselves as eloquently, gracefully and righteously as Ashleigh. The way she shrugged off Helen's antagonising of her and twisting what she said by laying things down against Helen in response that made her look worse was something I never tired of. And even though Ashleigh admits to being just as sneaky and grumpy with others as Helen is, in Ashleigh's case I loved it because it was usually directed at the right people, or at the very least was more entertaining and understandable, as well as being actually funny unlike Helen. Ashleigh balso knew the house would underestimate an 18 year old like her, so I applauded how intelligent, honest and level-headed she really was. She may not have won, but if the winner gets booed while the runner-up gets chanted as the real winner, and if the winner comes back the series after and be somehow even worse and get banned from ever being associated with the show after tag-team bullying someone and comparing them to a murderer and rapist and now who's only career is being a dick, while Ashleigh still seems to be having a great career off the back of the show, then who is the real winner here?

Edgic:

https://i.imgur.com/Ws3Hi0H.jpg

It's sad to say I don't like this series cause it really did have a strong first six weeks and even the week after Danielle left was okay, but the last three weeks it suddenly felt dragged out and in general sometimes the series got dragged out because the ****e about the unanswerable question of "Is Helen a good person deep down or is she a bully?" was a tedious cycle, even while I was enjoying the series, one that transcended the same way a couple months later with Katie Hopkins and then another couple of months later with Marc, so thanks Helen!

This series also follows the BB14 manufactured interference, in this case even more harmfully with evictions like Toya's and Danielle's, and pointless twists that ruin the series that I've mentioned before like the final pass and the fake eviction, both culminating in one of the worst winners. The power housemate idea was an interesting concept but it was hit or miss in practice. Like BB8, I feel it had potential to be a fantastic series, but numerous technicalities wear it down. However unlike BB8, BB15 ultimately isn't too entertaining either. Most of the major storylines here were also very stale; the eventual reliance on Helen vs Ashleigh with production interference is an example that sums all this up. However, I will say I'd have luked this series a lot more if it didn't end as tragically as it did.

First Watch List:
BB6
BB13
BB7
BB10
BB5
BB9
BB14
BB8
BB15

Series yet to watch:
BB1
BB2
BB3
BB4
BB12

Possible rewatches:
BB11
BB16

Even though I didn't like it at the time, I was kind of busy while watching BB3 so I may as well give it another shot, but rather than starting all over, I'll just continue from where I was because nothing much really happens the first few days, just gotta track down what was the last episode I watched by going back months in the part 2 thread :laugh: .

The detail in this :love: And I thought me putting a ranking of the series I’ve watched was me being extra :joker:

I thought about doing write-ups in mine but I didn’t in the end :hugesmile:

[Epic.]

The detail in this :love: And I thought me putting a ranking of the series I’ve watched was me being extra :joker:

I do it like this after every first watch usually but thanks anyway ig :laugh:

[Epic.]

A mess that I hadn't watched BB3 in eight months and also found out I abandoned it once I watched DR uncut of BB6, sounds typical of me :joker: .

Either way I continued from the last update I found from the closed thread.
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9979615&postcount=6886

Day 17/18 Highlights (Jonny and Lee nominated)
1. Alex (-)
2. Sandy (-)
3. Adele (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Sophie (-1)
6. Jade (-1)
7. Lee (-)
8. Spencer (-)
9. PJ (-)
10. Jonny (-)

Day 19/20 Highlights (Sandy Walks)
1. Alex (-)
2. Sandy (-)
3. Adele (-)
4. Jade (+2)
5. Kate (-1)
6. Sophie (-1)
7. Spencer (+1)
8. Lee (-1)
9. PJ (-)
10. Jonny (-)

It's still boring.

[Epic.]

Day 19/20 Highlights (Sandy Walks)
1. Alex (-)
2. Sandy (-)
3. Adele (-)
4. Jade (+2)
5. Kate (-1)
6. Sophie (-1)
7. Spencer (+1)
8. Lee (-1)
9. PJ (-)
10. Jonny (-)

It's still boring.

Day 21/22/23 Highlights (Lee Evicted)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Jade
4. Sophie (+1)
5. Kate (-1)
6. Spencer
7. Lee
8. Jonny (+1)
9. PJ (-1)

Slightly more interesting :shocked:

[Matthew.]

Started BB9!

Launch Night
- Mario really does look like Joey from Friends! When I saw him, I wasn’t expecting that accent to come out :joker:
- Luke reminds me a little bit of Cameron BB19 but northern
- A scream at BB telling Mario and Stephanie that they are now a couple and Lisa points at Luke, saying “Does that mean...” :skull:
- A really nerdy point but the eye and graphics :love:
- “Rachel seems to be obsessed by breasts, but that might be because they are at eye level for her.”
- Michael :love: “Ye just have to plod on with it, get yer free bus pass and yer half price TV license!”
- Michael: “What’s this?” Lisa: “It’s... a scarf...”
- Alexandra’s not an it girl, she is it. Not here for the crowd booing Sylvia and Alexandra even though they did nothing wrong in their VT’s though :suspect:
- Rebecca’s so excited to be in! I feel like she’s going to be messy, but really likeable with it
- “What’s your name?” “Darnell!” “Danielle?” “Darnell!” “Donny?” “...Darnell...” From what I’ve heard, I should end up not liking Darnell but I like him so far
- Kathreya: “But I’m NOT a prostitute!” :laugh2: Her and her cookie jar <3
- There wasn’t anyone I disliked! (for now...)

Launch Night Ranking
1. Michael
2. Rebecca
3. Lisa
4. Rachel
5. Kathreya
6. Darnell
7. Alexandra
8. Mario
9. Stephanie
10. Dale
11. Mohamed
12. Rex
13. Luke
14. Sylvia
15. Jennifer
16. Dennis

[Epic.]

Day 21/22/23 Highlights (Lee Evicted)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Jade
4. Sophie (+1)
5. Kate (-1)
6. Spencer
7. Lee
8. Jonny (+1)
9. PJ (-1)

Slightly more interesting :shocked:

Day 24/25 Highlights (Tim Enters; Alex and Spencer nominated)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Tim
4. Jade
5. Kate (+1)
6. Sophie (-1)
7. Spencer
8. Jonny
9. PJ

[Matthew.]

DAY 1
- Luke: “I don’t drink. I don’t smoke...” Lisa: “So what do you do? :suspect:”
- How did I not notice Mohamed jumping down the stairs on launch :skull:
- “Jennifer, I’m blind and I have been told you look like DEMI MOORE. DEMI MOORE.”

DAY 2
- God how are the housemates falling for Mario and Steph’s fake relationship :skull: I know that obviously as a viewer, i know it’s not real but they’re really unconvincing
- “Fit sort ae seat is this?”
- Mario has to propose to Steph and Lisa’s just standing at the side like “very nice”
- Mario: “But we’re gonna have a honeymoon! And kids!” Steph: “Can you SHURRUP! :mad:”
- Alexandra’s onto them :flutter: I would say a legend in the making but I know that her stay is relatively short-lived :worry:

[Epic.]

“Jennifer, I’m blind and I have been told you look like DEMI MOORE. DEMI MOORE."

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn269/NCLulz/jen2-1_zpse41407d4.gif

[RileyH]

THE best BB9 housemate by far

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn269/NCLulz/jen2-1_zpse41407d4.gif

[Matthew.]

DAY 3
- Screaming at Kathreya not telling anyone that Kat is short for Kathreya and when the BB asked her to come to the DR, people thought she was a new housemate
- “C-R-U-T-C-H! I think, is mean, boy’s sausage! I learn that from Mario!” Bless <3
- Poor Alexandra being denies access to the DR for her sore throat but they call her in to put on a bunny suit :skull:
- “Alexandra, Big Brother suggests that if your throat is hurting, you quieten down” Oof
- Mikey “TO BE HONEST, AH WOULD DRESS UP AS A BUNNY GURIL” He’s a howl when he starts screaming at BB for no reason
- Mario “Sell them on eBay, make a fortune! Alexandra: “I don’t find any part of this funny at all!” Mario: “No-one’s talking to you?”
- Poor Mikey </3 That argument was hilarious though, felt sorry for him though because he didn’t mean any harm
- Everybody talks about Mario saying “Mikey’s got a disability, open your eyes” but he’s just saying to BB “The way I see it, Mikey’s got a disability” like is he constantly trying to make a pun out of it or something
- Alex ranting at Mikey and he’s just like “What’s your name?” “My name’s Alex, don’t forget it :suspect:”

An amazing episode :clap1:
If the rest of BB9 is like this, then this will be great

[Matthew.]

THE best BB9 housemate by far

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn269/NCLulz/jen2-1_zpse41407d4.gif

Tea

[Epic.]

Tea

He was referring to Jennifer, not Mikey, Matthew :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

He was referring to Jennifer, not Mikey, Matthew :laugh2:

I knew that, I was joking :hugesmile:

[RileyH]

Jen, Dale & Sylvia the trinity :love:

[reece(:]

Jen, Dale & Sylvia the trinity :love:
The taste JUMPED out!

[Tony Montana]

DAY 3
- Screaming at Kathreya not telling anyone that Kat is short for Kathreya and when the BB asked her to come to the DR, people thought she was a new housemate
- “C-R-U-T-C-H! I think, is mean, boy’s sausage! I learn that from Mario!” Bless <3
- Poor Alexandra being denies access to the DR for her sore throat but they call her in to put on a bunny suit :skull:
- “Alexandra, Big Brother suggests that if your throat is hurting, you quieten down” Oof
- Mikey “TO BE HONEST, AH WOULD DRESS UP AS A BUNNY GURIL” He’s a howl when he starts screaming at BB for no reason
- Mario “Sell them on eBay, make a fortune! Alexandra: “I don’t find any part of this funny at all!” Mario: “No-one’s talking to you?”
- Poor Mikey </3 That argument was hilarious though, felt sorry for him though because he didn’t mean any harm
- Everybody talks about Mario saying “Mikey’s got a disability, open your eyes” but he’s just saying to BB “The way I see it, Mikey’s got a disability” like is he constantly trying to make a pun out of it or something
- Alex ranting at Mikey and he’s just like “What’s your name?” “My name’s Alex, don’t forget it :suspect:”

An amazing episode :clap1:
If the rest of BB9 is like this, then this will be great

''Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!''

I always scream @ how oblivious everyone was at that irony

[Tony Montana]

Knickergate is an underrated Howl!

Mikey: oh just **** off
Sylvia: don't tell me to **** off, I will not **** off. I'm talking to Mikey, he just told me to **** off. How dare you! you **** off

[Matthew.]

Knickergate is an underrated Howl!

Mikey: oh just **** off
Sylvia: don't tell me to **** off, I will not **** off. I'm talking to Mikey, he just told me to **** off. How dare you! you **** off

Mario: “Sell them on eBay, make a fortune!
Alexandra: “I don’t find any part of this funny at all!”
Mario: “No-one’s talking to you?”

I cackled

[Epic.]

Knickergate was a hilarious highlight of BB9's already really promising first week, but I still hugely dislike Sylvia :hugesmile:

[montblanc]

sylvia’s voice is a scream

[Tony Montana]

Mario: “Sell them on eBay, make a fortune!
Alexandra: “I don’t find any part of this funny at all!”
Mario: “No-one’s talking to you?”

I cackled

''I don't give a **** who's not talking to me cos I'm talking now innit!''

[Epic.]

Alex: Might be a bit upset cause last night I did SAY that I might have fancied Adele a little bit, but now I found out that she has a... she has a GIRLFRIEND... which is Just My Luck because I always end up sort of fancying the people that are erm... out of my reach.... ...But hell, that's part of life. And you gotta deal with things like that. And... I'M 23, I'M YOUNG, I'M FULL OF CUM, so who gives a ****? Thank you Big Brother.

:laugh2:

[Headie]

Knickergate was a hilarious highlight of BB9's already really promising first week, but I still hugely dislike Sylvia :hugesmile:

That's DIS. RES. PECT. FUL.

[Epic.]

That's DIS. RES. PECT. FUL.

"I see your truuuuu colors SHININ THROUGH!"
https://i.imgur.com/HbMeeRb.jpg

[Epic.]

Day 24/25 Highlights (Tim Enters; Alex and Spencer nominated)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Tim
4. Jade
5. Kate (+1)
6. Sophie (-1)
7. Spencer
8. Jonny
9. PJ

Day 26/27 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Tim (-)
4. Jade (-)
5. Spencer (+2)
6. Kate (-1)
7. Sophie (-1)
8. Jonny (-)
9. PJ (-)

[Epic.]

How was Spencer the favourite (according to Davina) the weeks leading up to him leaving? :skull:

[Epic.]

How was Spencer the favourite (according to Davina) the weeks leading up to him leaving? :skull:

Oh wait now Davina's said Alex is a favourite too, how did he lose to Kate and Jonny at the end? :umm2:

[Matthew.]

DAY 4
- And there it was! “Mikey’s got a disability, open your eyes!” while Stephanie turns round and gives him a really dirty look and calls him a dickhead. Still not very convinced that they are real

DAY 5
- https://media.giphy.com/media/8AcZoorpvFWEwMgORN/giphy.gif
- Lisa coming back drunk :skull:
- “Remember I told you!”

DAY 6
- Shut up! Haemorrhoid!
- “COOOOOOOKEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...” “This week, Lisa, Luke, Mario and Stephanie face the public vote!”

anyway that’s the end of this structure, gave it a try, didn’t like it :shrug:

[Matthew.]

Mess the crowd’s going Get Alex Out even though she’s not even up :skull:

[Tony Montana]

Mess the crowd’s going Get Alex Out even though she’s not even up :skull:

after Chipgate, it wasn't really that much of a surprise

gave me ''Get Grace out!'' teas

[Epic.]

Mess the crowd’s going Get Alex Out even though she’s not even up :skull:

It's still not as good as Charley sailing through nominations in spite of the jealous chants against her :love:

[Matthew.]

after Chipgate, it wasn't really that much of a surprise

gave me ''Get Grace out!'' teas

When Susie walked in to chants of “Get Grace out!” :joker:

It's still not as good as Charley sailing through in spite of the jealous chants against her :love:

When she would have been out in Week 3 but managed to extend her stay by 4 more weeks :love:

[Jason.]

I need pasta MEMBA I told you

[Epic.]

When she would have been out in Week 3 but managed to extend her stay by 4 more weeks :love:

*week 4

[Matthew.]

*week 4

welp I got confused by it being the 3rd eviction :p

[Matthew.]

Started BB9!

Launch Night Ranking
1. Michael
2. Rebecca
3. Lisa
4. Rachel
5. Kathreya
6. Darnell
7. Alexandra
8. Mario
9. Stephanie
10. Dale
11. Mohamed
12. Rex
13. Luke
14. Sylvia
15. Jennifer
16. Dennis

Week 1 - Stephanie evicted
1. Michael (-)
2. Mario (+6)
3. Rebecca (-1)
4. Kathreya (+1)
5. Stephanie (+4)
6. Lisa (-3)
7. Rachel (-3)
8. Rex (+4)
9. Darnell (-3)
10. Alexandra (-3)
11. Sylvia (+3)
12. Luke (+1)
13. Dale (-3)
14. Mohamed (-3)
15. Jennifer (-)
16. Dennis (-)

I still pretty much don’t dislike anyone, a great cast so far :clap1:

[Headie]

It's still not as good as Charley sailing through nominations in spite of the jealous chants against her :love:

The only housemate to have 'Get __ Out' chants on Launch night? :love:

[RileyH]

15. Jennifer (-)

Get some fookin taste weirdo man

[Matthew.]

Get some fookin taste weirdo man

She’s dull though

[Epic.]

Day 26/27 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Tim (-)
4. Jade (-)
5. Spencer (+2)
6. Kate (-1)
7. Sophie (-1)
8. Jonny (-)
9. PJ (-)

Day 28/29/30 Highlights (Spencer Evicted)
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Tim (-)
4. Jade (-)
5. Kate (+1)
6. Sophie (+1)
7. Spencer (-2)
8. Jonny (-)
9. PJ (-)

[RileyH]

I loved Spencer

[Babayaro.]

I loved Spencer

Of course you did

[Epic.]

I loved Spencer

You would

[Matthew.]

I loved Spencer

(googles Spencer BB3)

Oh there’s a surprise

[Matthew.]

“I don’t want a flippin fumble... OH ME ‘AND!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/luke.png

[Matthew.]

Mikey calling Alex “Alec” :joker:

and then “Alec” calling the Queen “Margaret” :skull: Surely that wasn’t real

[Matthew.]

They have to sort out crisps by flavour by licking them :yuk:

[RileyH]

Ahhhhhh and then Mikey puts his snotty tissue in there

[Matthew.]

Ahhhhhh and then Mikey puts his snotty tissue in there

Alex and Sylvia are disgusted :skull:

[Matthew.]

“Oh, because they’ve gone well before in the past haven’t they, these group meetings!”

[Matthew.]

A minor point but I miss when BB kept all the housemates in the living room until everyone nominated. Wish they would show everybody’s nominations too, rather than just having Marcus tell us who nominated who and just some of the nominations

[Matthew.]

Part of Mohamed’s DR session being leaked :skull:

“How did it make you feel when Alexandra did not join in?”
“Did you ****ing hear that?”

[Matthew.]

Omg she’s raging :love:

“Take your bra off, Mohamed! Take it off!”
“As a MUSLIM, as a MAN, I look to you and expect more!”

[Scoot]

A minor point but I miss when BB kept all the housemates in the living room until everyone nominated. Wish they would show everybody’s nominations too, rather than just having Marcus tell us who nominated who and just some of the nominations

Not sure on the availability of the episodes but Diary Room Uncut would show the full nominations.

[Matthew.]

Not sure on the availability of the episodes but Diary Room Uncut would show the full nominations.

Oh right, thanks, that would explain why, I’m watching using the links in the OP and there’s no Diary Room Uncut there, there probably is somewhere on YT though. Might give it a watch sometime :hee:

[Matthew.]

“I’m not telling you you’re a bad Muslim, I’m telling you you’re a disgrace!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/alexandra.png

[Matthew.]

The housemates being told Alex and Mario face eviction, episode ends, a really, really happy man tells us as the titles roll, “You have just been watching yesterday’s house action from the Big Brother house! :) Earlier today, Alexandra was removed from the Big Brother house so this week’s eviction vote has been CANCELLED! :dance: Phone lines are closed and there will be no eviction this week, the full story will be in tomorrow’s highlights show! :elephant:”

[Tony Montana]

A minor point but I miss when BB kept all the housemates in the living room until everyone nominated. Wish they would show everybody’s nominations too, rather than just having Marcus tell us who nominated who and just some of the nominations

Same, I hate it how from BB8 to 10 they would only show a few nominations. It ruins the flow of nominations day. I missed how there was tension when they would all gather around the sofas and have to look each other in the eyes after they've nominated. not to mention the numerous rows during BB6 around the sofas :love:

Not sure on the availability of the episodes but Diary Room Uncut would show the full nominations.

Oh right, thanks, that would explain why, I’m watching using the links in the OP and there’s no Diary Room Uncut there, there probably is somewhere on YT though. Might give it a watch sometime :hee:

They didn't. even on diary room uncut they wouldn't show the full nominations. it makes it kinda pointless airing diary room uncut if they didn't even show full nominations

[Tony Montana]

The housemates being told Alex and Mario face eviction, episode ends, a really, really happy man tells us as the titles roll, “You have just been watching yesterday’s house action from the Big Brother house! :) Earlier today, Alexandra was removed from the Big Brother house so this week’s eviction vote has been CANCELLED! :dance: Phone lines are closed and there will be no eviction this week, the full story will be in tomorrow’s highlights show! :elephant:”

do you have any idea why she was removed?

[Epic.]

Day 28/29/30 Highlights (Spencer Evicted)
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Tim (-)
4. Jade (-)
5. Kate (+1)
6. Sophie (+1)
7. Spencer (-2)
8. Jonny (-)
9. PJ (-)

Day 31/32 Highlights (Jonny and Sophie nominated)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Tim
4. Sophie (+2)
5. Kate
6. Jade (-2)
7. PJ (+1)
8. Jonny (-1)

[Matthew.]

do you have any idea why she was removed?

her “gangster friends”

[Matthew.]

I like how they bring the strict, angry Scottish Big Brother in for ejections

[Matthew.]

BB: “3 housemates have expressed concern...”
Alex: “Ugh, of COURSE they did!”

Ik I shouldn’t laugh :joker:

[Matthew.]

not “Get Mario out!” on a non-eviction live show :oh:

Also his “Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls” shirt :skull:

[Matthew.]

They just showed a box of custard creams... I think ik what’s coming

[Matthew.]

Davina hates Alex :skull:

“No, you’re NOT a victim!” alright Davina calm down

[Matthew.]

Stuart told a girl that he was a producer on Big Brother to seduce her, but he can now saw he’s been a housemate!

[Matthew.]

Week 1 - Stephanie evicted
1. Michael (-)
2. Mario (+6)
3. Rebecca (-1)
4. Kathreya (+1)
5. Stephanie (+4)
6. Lisa (-3)
7. Rachel (-3)
8. Rex (+4)
9. Darnell (-3)
10. Alexandra (-3)
11. Sylvia (+3)
12. Luke (+1)
13. Dale (-3)
14. Mohamed (-3)
15. Jennifer (-)
16. Dennis (-)

I still pretty much don’t dislike anyone, a great cast so far :clap1:

Week 2 - Alexandra ejected
1. Luke (+11)
2. Michael (-1)
3. Rebecca (-)
4. Lisa (+2)
5. Mario (-3)
6. Mohamed (+8)
7. Rex (+1)
8. Alexandra (+2)
9. Kathreya (-5)
10. Rachel (-3)
11. Sylvia (-)
12. Darnell (-3)
13. Jennifer (+2)
14. Dale (-1)
15. Dennis (+1)

[Matthew.]

:umm2: Dennis calling Mohamed a bully while I would argue it’s the other way round and Dennis is bullying Mohamed?

[Matthew.]

“Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia with a cup.”

[Epic.]

“Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia with a cup.”

THE best Marcus Bentley narration

[Tony Montana]

“Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia with a cup.”

:skull:

[Matthew.]

Dennis telling everyone he and Darnell got the jail for discussing the audition process and BB has Luke in the DR telling them that it’s bs :skull:

[Matthew.]

“And you rubbed pizza on it? Would you do that to Monet? No!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/jennifer.png

[Matthew.]

Week 2 - Alexandra ejected
1. Luke (+11)
2. Michael (-1)
3. Rebecca (-)
4. Lisa (+2)
5. Mario (-3)
6. Mohamed (+8)
7. Rex (+1)
8. Alexandra (+2)
9. Kathreya (-5)
10. Rachel (-3)
11. Sylvia (-)
12. Darnell (-3)
13. Jennifer (+2)
14. Dale (-1)
15. Dennis (+1)

Week 3 - Dennis ejected, Sylvia out
1. Michael (+1)
2. Lisa (+2)
3. Mohamed (+3)
4. Mario (+1)
5. Rex (+2)
6. Luke (-5)
7. Darnell (+5)
8. Rachel (+2)
9. Jennifer (+4)
10. Sylvia (+1)
11. Kathreya (-2)
12. Stuart (N/E)
13. Rebecca (-10)
14. Dale (-)
15. Dennis (-)

So some people are cancelled :umm2: @Bex

And it turns out I forgot Stuart existed when I did last week’s ranking but he’s pretty irrelevant anyway so it’s understandable

[Epic.]

Day 31/32 Highlights (Jonny and Sophie nominated)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Tim
4. Sophie (+2)
5. Kate
6. Jade (-2)
7. PJ (+1)
8. Jonny (-1)

Day 33/34 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Sophie (+1)
4. Kate (+1)
5. Jade (+1)
6. Tim (-3)
7. Jonny (+1)
8. PJ (-1)

[*mazedsalv**]

Continuing my CBB1 rewatch as I will be doing all the CBBs, sorry it's taken a bit longer.

Day 5/6 Highlights (Anthea evicted, Lines to win open)

Weird to remember that the DR rang like a normal doorbell when someone pressed the button. That would have gotten annoying. Such a sombre series which is understandable... and they could bring in instruments.

The discussion on adultury around the table was interesting as Anthea spoke about how she cheated on Pete with Grant Bovey, and then Keith in another discussion mentioning Stephen Gatley's name, must remember this was 8 years before he died. So odd watching how everything was different back in 2001. This was a few months before 9/11 too. It's so odd how they did the HLs and evictions... the flow is just so confusing. They end the Day 6 Hls revealing Anthea goes, and the next Hls continues it and her exit... :conf:

1. Claire (+2)
2. Anthea (-) Evicted
3. Keith (+2)
4. Jack (-)

Literally all just neutral.

Day 7 Highlights

We always complained about no outside interference but the house in Bow was so close to the outside world that they could leave the house... and Jack even ran out to say hello to his wife! It was only from BB3 onwards where the no outside interaction thing really was a thing. Keith has been with his wife for ages, still is! 21 years! It had been just 3 years at this point.

Just saying... BB did the baby looking after task before Love Island..... by a decade and a half :hee:

1. Claire (-)
2. Keith (+1)
3. Jack (+1)

Day 8/CBB1 Finale

Ermm... a recap show and only a bit of the final? :shrug:

1. Claire (-)
2. Keith (-)
3. Jack (-)

[*mazedsalv**]

CBB2 Launch

Yay, a live launch! And first time CBB in Elstree (after BB3), and Booooo, makes me sad to hear Davina mentioning 24/7 live feed. Them all being searched by the security before going in. Feels already like the BB we all know.

The crowd, the energy, the BB music and the house :lovedup:

1. Melinda
2. Anne
3. Mark
4. Goldie
5. Sue
6. Les

[RileyH]

Legend Goldie

[Matthew.]

I wonder if we’ll ever get to watch Darnell nominate :suspect:

[Epic.]

Each of the housemates getting a psychotherapist appointment and the therapist telling Jade in private that she's treating Sophie badly. :skull: Even basic early Ch4 series have one or two outside interferences

[Epic.]

And HOW did Sophie get 85% to evict after a whole week where she was clearly being misunderstood and mistreated after being lovely to several people? And for that matter, HOW did she get 85% to evict over boring bollox JONNY of all people? :skull:

[Epic.]

*as Sophie walks down stairs*
Davina: Come on GORGEOUS! ... You're looking a bit FOXY :dazzler: *hugs Sophie*

[Epic.]

Jonny: I might kick off with Alex if he gets on the rich side and picks the same people again..... He just gets away with so much d'ya know what I mean? And he pulls the wool over everybody's eyes by saying "I've found I've out myself in this **** agaain! I dunno! I thought it was a group decision! :( " :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Kate: *laughs*

Urgh Jonny is so grating. Tries to be the life of the party but is just miserable, tedious, whiny tit, and much more sly than he lets on, villifying Alex for not really any reason as well as imitating him to make Alex look bad. Such a poser of a housemate.

[Epic.]

Lol they each had to answer a question correctly and get 100% for the rich/poor divide to be removed, and Tim got his question right and was put in the rich side but then a few people ****ed it up and now he's stuck on the rich side all by himself for a week<33333. That's the karma you get for being an elitist prick to innocent people x

[Epic.]

Day 33/34 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Sophie (+1)
4. Kate (+1)
5. Jade (+1)
6. Tim (-3)
7. Jonny (+1)
8. PJ (-1)

Day 35/36/37 Highlights (Sophie Evicted)
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Sophie (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Jade (-)
6. Tim (-)
7. PJ (+1)
8. Jonny (-1)

[Matthew.]

Mario calling out Kathreya for her fake “happy happy house happy house” act :clap1:

[Epic.]

Day 35/36/37 Highlights (Sophie Evicted)
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Sophie (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Jade (-)
6. Tim (-)
7. PJ (+1)
8. Jonny (-1)

Day 38/39 Highlights (Adele, Jade, Jonny and Kate nominated)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Kate
4. Jade
5. Tim
6. Jonny (+1)
7. PJ (-1)

[Matthew.]

Mikey in Jen’s best bits :skull:

“Apparently she’s really nice lookin, long, brown, kinda straight hair, I just wish I had my sight back for that!”

[Daniel.]

Idk how you like that cast i thought it was so unlikeable

[Tony Montana]

Idk how you like that cast i thought it was so unlikeable

so are 6's cast and it's your favourite series

[Matthew.]

So can we all agree that Belinda Harris Reid is the best housemate of all time internationally?

[Matthew.]

So can we all agree that Belinda Harris Reid is the best housemate of all time internationally?

sorry I meant Belinda Belinda Belinda Harris Reid, silly me

[Matthew.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/jxddhB7u1b4LRJGJxS/giphy.gif

We stan

[bbuk19]

I haven't posted on this forum for a long time but I have now just re-joined as I'm missing BB alot during this winter and I am currently rewatching BB8. I've had the day off today and managed to watch from Charley's eviction episode to Day 66/67 highlights (sunday show after Shanessa and David were evicted).

Heres a few points from these episodes...

I've just started week 10 and I have been missing Charley and Nicky since they were evicted. The series definitely changed when Charley left.
What was everyone's thoughts on the halfway house twist?
There seems to be ALOT of exercise class tasks in this series. Very odd decision from production. The tasks weren't as good in BB8 than 5-7. The shopping task in week 9 just involved the halfway housemates eating 4 plates of disgusting food. :sleep: (However the no sleeping shopping task from week 4 is an underrated gem :love: )
It was a shame Shanessa left so early. I feel like she could have kept the last few weeks more interesting. I would have preferred Amy to have gone before her out of the Halfway house housemates


Rankings
1. Brian
2. Samanda
3. Liam
4. Tracy
5. Kara Louise
6. Carole
7. Jonty
8. Gerry
9. Amy
10. Ziggy

[Epic.]

The halfway house was ****. They were all mediocre housemates (excluding Jonty who was semi-decent and David who's one of the worst and most pointless ever). It felt like a filler twist since they knew less would happen with Charley out

[Matthew.]

Jonty was a scream with his amazing laugh and he did the “I’m a man with a teddy” act wayyyyyyyyy better than Gerry could even hope of doing (I’m just going to take the assumption that he doesn’t actually float about with a Monkity Tonkity irl and that it was an act to make him seem interesting so he could get on the show :suspect:)

Also he was such a nice guy I couldn’t help but like him :love:

[reece(:]

Shanessa :love:

[bbuk19]

The halfway house was ****. They were all mediocre housemates (excluding Jonty who was semi-decent and David who's one of the worst and most pointless ever). It felt like a filler twist since they knew less would happen with Charley out

Yeah you would have thought they would have wanted to put in some bigger characters, seeing as it was pretty much certain Charley was leaving. It was also annoying how they kept changing who was going in and who was out of it constantly.

[Tony Montana]

The Halfway house was one of the worst twists ever

[Epic.]

Yeah you would have thought they would have wanted to put in some bigger characters, seeing as it was pretty much certain Charley was leaving. It was also annoying how they kept changing who was going in and who was out of it constantly.

Especially the blatant way they rigged it to keep Ziggy in when he almost certainly would've been evicted if they stuck by the original out/in rules :fist:

[Babayaro.]

I really need to carry on with my BB8 watch.

:skull: @Epic starting BB8 after me, finishing it, then being further ahead of me with his BB3 watch

[Epic.]

I really need to carry on with my BB8 watch.

:skull: @Epic starting BB8 after me, finishing it, then being further ahead of me with his BB3 watch

If it's any consolation, I started long before you in both and just took a brief break with BB8 and a LONG one with BB3, but yeah I can't be beaten otherwise :laugh:

[Matthew.]

Week 3 - Dennis ejected, Sylvia out
1. Michael (+1)
2. Lisa (+2)
3. Mohamed (+3)
4. Mario (+1)
5. Rex (+2)
6. Luke (-5)
7. Darnell (+5)
8. Rachel (+2)
9. Jennifer (+4)
10. Sylvia (+1)
11. Kathreya (-2)
12. Stuart (N/E)
13. Rebecca (-10)
14. Dale (-)
15. Dennis (-)

So some people are cancelled :umm2: @Bex

And it turns out I forgot Stuart existed when I did last week’s ranking but he’s pretty irrelevant anyway so it’s understandable

Week 4 - Jennifer evicted
1. Michael (-)
2. Lisa (-)
3. Belinda (N/E)
4. Mario (-)
5. Luke (+1)
6. Jennifer (+3)
7. Rachel (+1)
8. Darnell (-1)
9. Rex (-4)
10. Mohamed (-7)
11. Sara (N/E)
12. Rebecca (+1)
13. Maysoon (N/E)
14. Kathreya (-3)
15. Dale (-1)
16. Stuart (-4)

[Matthew.]

“If I was a lesbian and not married, I’d marry you! :hugesmile:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/belinda.png

[Matthew.]

“Belinda, Belinda, Belinda! Say your name 3 times, people will remember it! Belinda, Belinda, Belinda!”

“Belindugh... Belindugh... Belindugh... She’s a LUNATIC! I mean the woman’s insane, absolutleh insane! She’s like another version of Vanessa Feltz!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/luke.png

[Matthew.]

“Rebecca fought her way out of the paper bag... by biting through it.” :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

‘Ilary Doff is NOT goin for the President of the United Stehts!
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/luke.png

[Matthew.]

“14 million people saw him on the Ant an Dec!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/lisa.png

[Matthew.]

Week 4 - Jennifer evicted
1. Michael (-)
2. Lisa (-)
3. Belinda (N/E)
4. Mario (-)
5. Luke (+1)
6. Jennifer (+3)
7. Rachel (+1)
8. Darnell (-1)
9. Rex (-4)
10. Mohamed (-7)
11. Sara (N/E)
12. Rebecca (+1)
13. Maysoon (N/E)
14. Kathreya (-3)
15. Dale (-1)
16. Stuart (-4)

Week 5 - Mario evicted
1. Belinda (+2)
2. Mario (+2)
3. Sara (+8)
4. Michael (-3)
5. Lisa (-3)
6. Luke (-1)
7. Rex (+2)
8. Rachel (-1)
9. Dale (+6)
10. Rebecca (+2)
11. Mohamed (-1)
12. Maysoon (+1)
13. Stuart (+3)
14. Kathreya (-)
15. Darnell (-7)

[Epic.]

Mario somehow getting evicted over REBECCA with a grossly massive percentage gap is among the worst and most ridiculous eviction results ever

[Daniel.]

Mario was ****

[Epic.]

Mario was ****

He was still one of the biggest characters at the time and wasn't offensive or an intentional prick to people, unlike Rebecca whose awfulness makes him look like one of the best housemates of all time

[Matthew.]

Mario somehow getting evicted over REBECCA with a grossly massive percentage gap is among the worst and most ridiculous eviction results ever

It’s not quite as bad as Science and Kemal/Orlaith, Jayne/Richard or Nicky/Gerry but it’s still bad

[Epic.]

Lea going over Richard was 10x worse than Jayne going over him

[Daniel.]

Lea going over Richard was 10x worse than Jayne going over him

2

[Matthew.]

Mario was ****

Shaun Astbury did NOT dunk his custard creams into some juicy hot tea just to be dismissed like this

[Matthew.]

Lea going over Richard was 10x worse than Jayne going over him

I wasn’t that fussed on Lea tbh. Looking back, I can sort of appreciate how messy she was a little bit more than when I watched it but still not a fan

[Matthew.]

Idk how you like that cast i thought it was so unlikeable

Still early days yet though

[Epic.]

I wasn’t that fussed on Lea tbh. Looking back, I can sort of appreciate how messy she was a little bit more than when I watched it but still not a fan

I can sort of see why she has a mixed reputation sometimes, but I mean more from a storyline perspective she was one of the most important parts of BB7, at that point even more than Richard, whereas Jayne was just a fart in the wind (literally :hehe:)

[Matthew.]

I can sort of see why she has a mixed reputation sometimes, but I mean more from a storyline perspective she was one of the most important parts of BB7, at that point even more than Richard, whereas Jayne was just a fart in the wind (literally :hehe:)

Oh yeah I get that point but I just couldn’t take to her :worry:

Jayne Kitt queen of etiquette <3

[Matthew.]

Omg at the house divide :skull:

[reece(:]

Rebecca is an icon and Mario is trash so..!

[Matthew.]

“Howard, Dale...”
“Ooh, how American!”

“Marsden, Luke Christian Thomas...”
*cue everyone howling*

“Swallow, Darnell...”
*cue everyone trying not to laugh bar one teehee from Lisa (i think)*

:laugh2:

[Matthew.]

“Belinda is the biggest NOSEY PARKER ah have ever met in ma life!”

“Rex, just butt out, it’s got sod aw to dae wi you!”

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/michael.png

[Epic.]

Michael always shutting down Rex and embarrassing him :clap1:

Just wait till you get to the last five or six weeks where Rex is at his most annoying and Mikey switches his dragging into overdrive! :joker::amazed:

[Epic.]

BB: The housemates nominated for eviction this week are... in alphabetical order.... Adele...... and... Jade.
Jade: Fffffff, ooooh :laugh:
BB: And...
Alex: :laugh2:
PJ: PJ as well...
BB: Jonny.
Jonny: Tsk, me! :rolleyes::(
Adele: Jesus!
Alex: They keep putting 'and'!
Tim: Another 'and' probably...
BB: and...
Jade: OH MY GOD!
*everyone screams*
BB: Kate.
Kate: *loudly gasps*

I dunno why I find this so funny :joker: . It's like a comical way of showing how basic the show really used to be where more than 2 nominees would usually be the thing that 'ROCKS! THE HOUSE!!!' whereas nowadays having 2 nominees would be considered a twist :skull:

[*mazedsalv**]

BB: The housemates nominated for eviction this week are... in alphabetical order.... Adele...... and... Jade.
Jade: Fffffff, ooooh :laugh:
BB: And...
Alex: :laugh2:
PJ: PJ as well...
BB: Jonny.
Jonny: Tsk, me! :rolleyes::(
Adele: Jesus!
Alex: They keep putting 'and'!
Tim: Another 'and' probably...
BB: and...
Jade: OH MY GOD!
*everyone screams*
BB: Kate.
Kate: *loudly gasps*

I dunno why I find this so funny :joker: . It's like a comical way of showing how basic the show really used to be where more than 2 nominees would usually be the thing that 'ROCKS! THE HOUSE!!!' whereas nowadays having 2 nominees would be considered a twist :skull:

Don;t want to be spoilery, but I believe from this point onwards is when BB3 really hits it's stride and why it's remembered to be a classic (second half of BB3 is so much better than the first half IMO, seems to be the general feeling).

[Headie]

BB: The housemates nominated for eviction this week are... in alphabetical order.... Adele...... and... Jade.
Jade: Fffffff, ooooh :laugh:
BB: And...
Alex: :laugh2:
PJ: PJ as well...
BB: Jonny.
Jonny: Tsk, me! :rolleyes::(
Adele: Jesus!
Alex: They keep putting 'and'!
Tim: Another 'and' probably...
BB: and...
Jade: OH MY GOD!
*everyone screams*
BB: Kate.
Kate: *loudly gasps*

I dunno why I find this so funny :joker: . It's like a comical way of showing how basic the show really used to be where more than 2 nominees would usually be the thing that 'ROCKS! THE HOUSE!!!' whereas nowadays having 2 nominees would be considered a twist :skull:

Throwback to BB8 when Laura was announced as the first nominee and gasped in shock when BB said “and”, as if she thought she’d be the only nominee :joker:

[Matthew.]

Poor Belinda hurting herself in the bike task </3 And Lisa helping her feel better by saying “Being in pain is not nice!”

[Epic.]

Poor Belinda hurting herself in the bike task </3 And Lisa helping her feel better by saying “Being in pain is not nice!”

"Fuuucking positive thoooooughts!"
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[*mazedsalv**]

CBB2. Day 2/3 (Live Nominations) and Day 4

How are they accepting these nomination reasons on CBB2? Makes me realise how lenient they were on the CBB Hms before CBB3. Nominations such as "I nominate Sue because she is too good at Connect 4 and Goldie because he can take it". :conf:


1. Goldie (+3)
2. Mark (+1)
3. Melinda (-2)
4. Anne (-2)
5. Les (+1)
6. Sue (-1)

[Tony Montana]

CBB2. Day 2/3 (Live Nominations) and Day 4

How are they accepting these nomination reasons on CBB2? Makes me realise how lenient they were on the CBB Hms before CBB3. Nominations such as "I nominate Sue because she is too good at Connect 4 and Goldie because he can take it". :conf:


1. Goldie (+3)
2. Mark (+1)
3. Melinda (-2)
4. Anne (-2)
5. Les (+1)
6. Sue (-1)

Screaming @ these cop out nominations

[Epic.]

Day 38/39 Highlights (Adele, Jade, Jonny and Kate nominated)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Kate
4. Jade
5. Tim
6. Jonny (+1)
7. PJ (-1)

Day 40/41 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Kate (-)
4. Jade (-)
5. Tim (-)
6. PJ (+1)
7. Jonny (-1)

[*mazedsalv**]

Screaming @ these cop out nominations

Yep, and 2 mins later when Mark is nominating, he does a poor nom and then says "ahh that's probably not good a valid enough reason, should i change it?", and BB says along the lines of "it's up to you"

:joker:

Awful reasons! And BB accepted them all.

[Matthew.]

Darnell is being such a dick to Sara. She’s unbelievably nice to people and he just acts as if he’s above her, whether that be because he’s HoH or not, it’s still a dick move imo

And so it begins I guess

[Matthew.]

“I am tearing out ma ****in hair! He didn’t listen, we spent an hoor chattin about this, he said he wanted tae make loads ae cakes and he’s bought the wrang floor so the cakes won’t rise! This is a disaster! Oohhhhhhhh.... Oh am ****in ragin.... 10 eggs, I don’t like eggs, I DO NOT like eggs...”

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[Epic.]

Darnell is being such a dick to Sara. She’s unbelievably nice to people and he just acts as if he’s above her, whether that be because he’s HoH or not, it’s still a dick move imo

And so it begins I guess

Urgh he got so cocky and smug as soon as since as he was head of house all the while making the wrong decision constantly.

Can't remember if it was during his reign or not or if you've got to it yet, but the worst part of it all was when he pretty much ordered she make him a sandwich :umm2: , and then because she's so lovely she begrudgingly gave into it, gave him a sandwich, and then the smarmy douche throws it out :umm2:

[Matthew.]

Urgh he got so cocky and smug as soon as since as he was head of house all the while making the wrong decision constantly.

Can't remember if it was during his reign or not or if you've got to it yet, but the worst part of it all was when he pretty much ordered she make him a sandwich :umm2: , and then because she's so lovely she begrudgingly gave into it, gave him a sandwich, and then the smarmy douche throws it out :umm2:

Yeah I’ve seen that bit, he’s such a dickhead

[Matthew.]

I howled at “Oh god, my vulva... oh god! Jesus! Have you ever! My labia was RAW! You have NO idea! 13 stone - Proud of it too! 13 stone - even though I’d like to lose 2 stone! 13 stone, on that, like this! Did you see it!”
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:joker::joker::joker:

[Matthew.]

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[Matthew.]

Week 5 - Mario evicted
1. Belinda (+2)
2. Mario (+2)
3. Sara (+8)
4. Michael (-3)
5. Lisa (-3)
6. Luke (-1)
7. Rex (+2)
8. Rachel (-1)
9. Dale (+6)
10. Rebecca (+2)
11. Mohamed (-1)
12. Maysoon (+1)
13. Stuart (+3)
14. Kathreya (-)
15. Darnell (-7)

Week 6 - Belinda (belinda belinda) evicted
1. Belinda (-)
2. Mikey (+2)
3. Sara (-)
4. Lisa (+1)
5. Rachel (+3)
6. Luke (-)
7. Rebecca (+3)
8. Dale (+1)
9. Rex (-2)
10. Mohamed (+1)
11. Maysoon (+1)
12. Stuart (+1)
13. Kathreya (+1)
14. Darnell (+1)

[Babayaro.]

*Jonathan in the diary room* - "Laura...is...a buffalo with a wig on"


Ffffff :skull:

[reece(:]

*Jonathan in the diary room* - "Laura...is...a buffalo with a wig on"


Ffffff :skull:

This was a howl

[Matthew.]

“Darnell... has made an absolute CATALOGUE of errors!

He’s no a leader, he’s just an absolute bum!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/michael.png

[Matthew.]

Not Kat supposedly having a game plan and being this master manipulator :skull:

[Epic.]

How did Adele get 62% to evict (more than 2 million votes) over three other people? :umm2: Jade wasn't even close in second with only 36% and 1% each was for Kate & Jonny (:skull::skull::skull:). I just can't fathom what she's done to be this level of hated at the time :umm2: one of the most confusing results ever

[Epic.]

Ugh oh wait now it's revealed she was hated for 'bitching about other housemates' despite it being something every single international housemate has done :skull: . Oh wait it's a CRIME in Adele's case cause she didn't like the public's precious prized people-pleasing phony prick Jonny, so boo away, sure!

[Jason.]

How did Adele get 62% to evict (more than 2 million votes) over three other people? :umm2: Jade wasn't even close in second with only 36% and 1% each was for Kate & Jonny (:skull::skull::skull:). I just can't fathom what she's done to be this level of hated at the time :umm2: one of the most confusing results ever

Jade's redemption arc also kicked in that week while Adele replaced ha as the new hate figure.

[Epic.]

Day 40/41 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Kate (-)
4. Jade (-)
5. Tim (-)
6. PJ (+1)
7. Jonny (-1)

Day 42/43/44 Highlights (Adele Evicted; Kate and PJ nominated)
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Tim (+2)
4. Jade (-)
5. Kate (-2)
6. PJ (-)
7. Jonny (-)

[Babayaro.]

Mikey BB9 is a top 20 housemate

[montblanc]

blind king

[Headie]

How did Adele get 62% to evict (more than 2 million votes) over three other people? :umm2: Jade wasn't even close in second with only 36% and 1% each was for Kate & Jonny (:skull::skull::skull:). I just can't fathom what she's done to be this level of hated at the time :umm2: one of the most confusing results ever

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[Matthew.]

Mikey BB9 is a top 20 housemate

Mikey king of Scots <3

[Matthew.]

Dale nominating Mohamed because “basicalleh he’s a TIT!” :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

Rex: “Who’s the housemate that’s been tested the m-“
Lisa: “Me.”
Rex: “You do?”
Lisa: “Oh yeah, by a long mile.”
Rex: “Sure.”
Lisa: “From start to finish!”
Rex: “Why do you feel like you’ve been tested the most?”
Lisa: “First of all, seperated from me partner when we got in, and he ad to go with another bird, erm, week after, we got the low budget and I was sick and ill, from two days, third week, Mario was up for nomination, then he was up for the fourth time, I mean the third time, he was up then, then he went, so you’re gettin through that, then you go to hell and av had me second week in hell. See, NOBODY has been through a succession of things like that!

Right back t’onions!”

Poor Lisa, she’s had a time of it </3 :sad:

[Matthew.]

Rex: “It’s got to the point now where I really want to go home now.”

Mikey: “Well, Rex, there’s nuhin stoppin ye mate. Don’t you hink it’s borin, people watchin you sayin you want tae go home all ih time, they’ll be sayin to the TV screen, why the fock dae ye not go! Dae ye know whit ah mean Rex, it’s bullshet, mate, absolute bullshet! Jist go! If ye wanty go, go! Don’t wanty go, jist shut up about it...”

:skull:

Edit: Now Rex has nominated Mikey, most likely because he’s fuming about being called out :skull:

[Babayaro.]

Mikey's endless draggings of Rex were a highlight of the latter weeks of BB9. He really should have won.

[Daniel.]

Sara >

[Epic.]

I prefer Sara but Mikey was the clear winner, and Rachel would agree

[Babayaro.]

The final should've been


1st. Mikey
2nd. Rachel
3rd. Rex
4th. Sara
5th. Darnell

[Daniel.]

Im glad rach won over mick