BBUK Re-Watch/First Watch Thread (Part 3)

[Matthew.]

oh wow i didn’t expect Dirk to snap :shocked:

[Jake.]

Ken Russell is in my top 5 CBB housemates ever :love:

[reece(:]

ken russell is in my top 5 cbb housemates ever :love:

They're SERVANTS! SERVANTS!

[Epic.]

Dirk Benedict is so underrated :love:

[Matthew.]

Ken picking a fight with the Goody’s before going to sleep :love:

[Matthew.]

“Earlier today, Ken Russell left the Celebrity Big Brother house.” at the end :bawling:

[Headie]

https://uploadir.com/u/ijxrvpku

[Tony Montana]

Ken picking a fight with the Goody’s before going to sleep :love:

Iconic

[Matthew.]

Jade raging at Ken for making himself some cheese and biscuits and he’s just sitting there not giving a ****, eating his cheese and biscuits :joker:

Then she starts shouting at him, only for him to go “I think you’re slightly demented darling, you need to be put in a straightjacket! They’re not people! THEY’RE SERVANTS THEY’RE SERVANTS THEY’RE SERVANTS!” *bangs on table* “THEY’RE TRASH!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/celebrity/05/ken.png

[Epic.]

Danielle: My second nomination is for ASH.... basically he agreed with the big bang theory and that goes against ev-fing ah believe in. Ah believe that God created the world in seven days, and everyfing, all the animulls, and he put Adam and Eve... they had babies... bish bash bosh :/ ....Do ah think he respects mah opinion on it? No ah don't, we're bipolar, total opposites :bored: .

She's such a scream :joker:

[Scoot]

Danielle: My second nomination is for ASH.... basically he agreed with the big bang theory and that goes against ev-fing ah believe in. Ah believe that God created the world in seven days, and everyfing, all the animulls, and he put Adam and Eve... they had babies... bish bash bosh :/ ....Do ah think he respects mah opinion on it? No ah don't, we're bipolar, total opposites :bored: .

She's such a scream :joker:

:skull: what a nomination reason :joker:

[Epic.]

Toya as power housemate is as glorious as I hoped :love:

*after nom results reveal Ash, Marlon and Steven's nominations were discounted, inadvertently saving Kimberly from being nominated*
Toya: Before we EXPLAIN anything, everyone needs to CALM, DOWN, that's what they need to do!
Winston: Whatever, Sylvester Stallone! :)
Toya: No one talk to me--sorry?
Winston: I said "Whatever, Sylvester Stallone! :) "
Toya: Do you know something Winston, I'm not even gonna ANSWER you!
Winston: Huhuhuhuh :)
Toya: And Ash--
Ash: Don't speak to me like that then!
Toya: Why are you taking it so personally Ash!
Ash: Because basically I'm up for nomination!
Toya: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, WE'RE ALL ADULTS IN THIS ROOM. WE ARE ALL ADULTS AND I HAVE NEVUH--
Ash: Well don't tell me to calm down then!
Toya: ASH LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I HAVE NEVUH! EVUH! DISRESPECTED YOU! DON'T YOU EVUH!
Ash: YOU SAID CALM DOWN!
Toya: I SPOKE TO EVERYBODY!
Ash: EXACTLY SO YOU JUST DISRESPECTED EVERYBODY!
Toya: OH YA KNOW WHAT ASH, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA HAVE A CONVERSATION, YOU'VE MADE US FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE HOW ABOUT THAT!
Ash: I've asked you to explain it! :shrug:
Toya: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA EXPLAIN MYSELF, TO YOU! I HAVE NEVUH CALLED YOU A NAME IN THIS HOUSE!
Winston: Why you raising your voice?
Toya: YOU KNOW WHAT WINSTON YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN AS WELL.
Winston: I'm calm, you're the one that's shouting! :)
Toya: DO YOU KNOW WHAT MATT, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN IT.
Ash: Well you don't need to explain it like that, just speak to everyone!
Toya: YOU ACCUSED US OF SAVING KIM!
Ash: No I didn't! Did I say that?
Toya: YOU ACC-USED US OF SAV-ING KIM!
Ash: Uh--I said--Uh I asked ya--d-did y-you get the choice out of US--t-to do that? :/

Followed by Helen getting involved, Toya shutting Winston down again, Ashleigh's voice cracking as she tries to calm Toya down, and Toya being restrained by HELEN of all people from doing anything possibly physical :laugh2:

[Epic.]

Mess she's still laying into the trash around her :joker:

Toya: And I'm telling everyone in this house, TELL ASH TO NEVUH TALK TO ME YA KNOW? NEVUH, I DON'T WANT NO APOLOGY. AND HE HAD THE CHEEK TO ASK ME WHY I SAVED KIM OVER HIM. MATT, THAT GUY ASH IS MAD! BUT I'M GLAD, EVERYONE'S NOW SEEN EVERYONE'S COLORS, and that's exactly what me and Matt wanted to happen. SO YA KNOW, THEY'RE FOCUSING ON THE WRONG THING. ME AND MATT DIDN'T EVEN GET TO VOTE. SO HOW STUPID ARE THEY!
Jale: ... ... ...Well--
Toya: --EVERYBODY HAS NOW SEEN WINSTON'S TRUE COLORS! WINSTON'S PLAYIN A GAME! HE'S HERE TO WIN! AND ASH "OH EVERYBODY HAHAHA! :oh: "
Danielle: Toya how he stood up, I said to Jale "That SCARED me!" :(
Toya: BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE INTIMIDATED BY NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE.
Danielle: But the fact that he stood up to a woman in this house like that, it's absolutely disgusting :(
Jale: Danielle sit down, take a deep breath :/
Toya: I'M NOT GONNA BE INTIMIDATED BY NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE.
Danielle: YaCan'tYaCan'tYaCan'tYaCan't
Toya: WE FELT LIKE SHYET!
Danielle: Ya can't speak to a woman like that, ya just CAN'T speak to a woman like that! :(
Toya: IT'S NOT NICE!
This is Big Brother, will Toya come to the diary room?
Toya: WELL YOU'RE CALLING THE WRONG PERSON!
Winston: Calling a drama queen that's for sure... :rolleyes:
Toya: ...Oh SHUDDUP WINSTON! WE'VE SEEN YOUR TRUE COLORS NOW, NOT "UGH, UGH, I'M WINSTON :o UGH UGH! :o " ... WE SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS NOW!
Winston: Do one! :bored:
Toya: YOU DO ONE! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, DO ONE YASELF! IDIOT! NO RESPECT! NOTHING, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE RESPECT FOR YASELF! PISSIN ALL OVER THE TOILET LIKE A BARBARIC ANIMAL *marches to diary room*

[Epic.]

"I'm angry. I'm angry that people in this house, like Ash, and like Winston, will back me and Matthew up into a corner where I have to defend myself. I don't need to call people names. Because despite how POOR a background I may have come from, I'm educated. I can SPEAK like an educated person, but lemme tell you something... The day Ash apologizes to me in this house, I pack my stuff and I leave here. Because I will BLOW like Hurricane Toya! Believe me on that one! People need to WISE UP! Smell the damn coffee! Ash had the AUDACITY to say today "Someone in our gang is going!" GANG?!? Are you okay? But lemme tell you something. The gang is about to be DISPERSED! Because we're on Big Brother! This is not Big Ash! Anyone that crosses me now, is GETTING IT :oh: ...Being a power housemate, it's a responsibility, these people not GETTING IT :( . You are effectively, in charge of what happens :( . Who possibly leaves :( . And everybody has a story, and everyone comes here for a reason :( . It's not a popularity contest, we're not in the playground! :( It's not "My gang's more popular than your's!" :( We're AD-ULTS. :( AND IF I HAVE DONE AN-Y-THING--me and Matthew have done anything in this house, it's bringing the truth to the forefront! :bawling: I REFUSE to be kicked, I REFUSE to be shouted at, and I REFUSE to be goaded! :bawling: It will NOT happen! :bawling: So either these people PUT UP WITH IT... or they leave! Through that door!"

I REFUSE TO DIMINISH MY CHARACTER TO SURVIVE the revival :love:
https://uploadir.com/u/20x2bqro

[Epic.]

Day 15/16 Highlights (Pauline Evicted; Toya and Matthew get power)
1. Mark (+2)
2. Danielle (+3)
3. Christopher (+1)
4. Chris (-2)
5. Kimberly (-4)
6. Ashleigh (-)
7. Jale (-)
8. Toya (+1)
9. Matthew (-1)
10. Steven (-)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Pauline (-)
14. Ash (-)
15. Helen (-)

Day 17/18 Highlights (Ash, Chris, Christopher, Danielle, Jale, Marlon, Winston and Toya nominated)
1. Toya (+7)
2. Mark (-1)
3. Danielle (-1)
4. Ashleigh (+2)
5. Matthew (+4)
6. Christopher (-3)
7. Chris (-3)
8. Jale (-1)
9. Kimberly (-4)
10. Steven
11. Winston
12. Marlon
13. Ash
14. Helen

I'd say Ch5 can piss off but then again, even if Toya wasn't unfairly nominated, Danielle would've still probably gone, followed by Toya walking since she said she would if Marlon didn't go, and would have more of a reason with someone she feels sorry for like Danielle going, so really maybe it was for the best Toya went while she was still going strong, unless I'm missing something and Danielle suddenly became more liked this week, even though one of those three delinquents Ash/Marlon/Winston absolutely should've went this week

[Epic.]

Danielle overcoming confidence issues about derogatory sex talk, getting involved in a pool party and changing people's perception of her :clap1:

[Tony Montana]

Day 17/18 Highlights (Ash, Chris, Christopher, Danielle, Jale, Marlon, Winston and Toya nominated)
1. Toya (+7)
2. Mark (-1)
3. Danielle (-1)
4. Ashleigh (+2)
5. Matthew (+4)
6. Christopher (-3)
7. Chris (-3)
8. Jale (-1)
9. Kimberly (-4)
10. Steven
11. Winston
12. Marlon
13. Ash
14. Helen

I'd say Ch5 can piss off but then again, even if Toya wasn't unfairly nominated, Danielle would've still probably gone, followed by Toya walking since she said she would if Marlon didn't go, and would have more of a reason with someone she feels sorry for like Danielle going, so really maybe it was for the best Toya went while she was still going strong, unless I'm missing something and Danielle suddenly became more liked this week, even though one of those three delinquents Ash/Marlon/Winston absolutely should've went this week

For me, This is pretty much when the series dies. Wtf were the producers thinking revoking Toya’s Immunity :fist: it’s bad enough they revoked it, but to then put her up Made it even worse. Toya just gave us one of the most explosive, Thrilling Fights ever (With a guarantee there was more to come) and the producers decide to put an end to it?

That being said, what baffles me still to this day is why didn’t Toya and Matthew save Danielle Rather than Steven. The whole argument started because They wanted Danielle to not be up, yet when they were given the chance to make sure she wasn’t up they save Steven instead? WTF. Surely had they saved Danielle she would’ve tactically put Matthew up, knowing full well he’d have less of a chance of going

[Matthew.]

Davina: “Jackiey’s in the background with some cream on her back. She got pushed onto the carpet by H and pulled along the carpet and now she’s got carpet burn all down her back! There are better ways to get carpet burn on your back than that...”

:skull:

[brat.]

Toya just gave us one of the most explosive, Thrilling Fights ever

i mean it was cute but not exactly the one of the most explosive and thrilling fights ever

[Epic.]

That being said, what baffles me still to this day is why didn’t Toya and Matthew save Danielle Rather than Steven. The whole argument started because They wanted Danielle to not be up, yet when they were given the chance to make sure she wasn’t up they save Steven instead? WTF. Surely had they saved Danielle she would’ve tactically put Matthew up, knowing full well he’d have less of a chance of going

I think it was because Toya got criticism for voiding nominations of Marlon, Winston and Ash who were all in a clique with Steven, so tried rectifying fairness by saving him. Her and Matthew also both expected he'd go this week since his name was changed to be out alongside Helen and Pauline's. They must've assumed Danielle would be fine since she survived against Tamara despite them hearing the crowd heavily against her.

It would've been much better if they saved Danielle though because then Marlon would've probably been out</3

[Epic.]

i mean it was cute but not exactly the one of the most explosive and thrilling fights ever

As someone who was left bored ****less by most of BB14 after first watching it recently, this one fight was a huge step up than practically all the ones in that series

[Epic.]

Trash Ash calling Jale a maggot after finding out why she nominated him and then Mark sticking up for her in front of everyone :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Days 1-3 (Jade, Jack, Jackiey in
1. Ken (-)
2. Shilpa (+1)
3. Jermaine (+2)
4. Dirk (-)
5. Carole (-3)
6. Cleo (-)
7. Jackiey (N/E)
8. Ian (-1)
9. Jade (N/E)
10. Donny (-1)
11. Jo (-3)
12. Jack (N/E)
13. Danielle (-3)
14. Leo (-3)

(again, trying not to be influenced by what i’ve previously heard/seen about some people)

Days 3-8 - Ken, Jackiey out
1. Ken (-)
2. Shilpa (-)
3. Dirk (+1)
4. Jermaine (-1)
5. Carole (-)
6. Jade (+3) help
7. Cleo (-1)
8. Ian (-)
9. Danielle (+4) please help
10. Jo (+1)
11. Jack (+1)
12. Leo (+2)
13. Jackiey (-6)

[Headie]

i mean it was cute but not exactly the one of the most explosive and thrilling fights ever

You know what brat you need to calm down as well

https://uploadir.com/u/wsoiaj32

[Headie]

Trash Ash calling Jale a maggot after finding out why she nominated him and then Mark sticking up for her in front of everyone :clap1:

Ash's random bully edit that week almost getting him evicted over our Toya

https://uploadir.com/u/9e9p9he3

[Epic.]

I'm on the big Helen/Matthew fight and I could've sworn it was caused by him making some comment about her sex life only to find out what actually happened was them playing truth or dare, Winston jokingly asking Jale if she's had a titwank before, Matthew jokingly saying 'This is why I'm not playing' and then Helen freaking out and attacking him out of the blue :umm2: . What a repulsive creature

[Matthew.]

I'm on the big Helen/Matthew fight and I could've sworn it was caused by him making some comment about her sex life only to find out what actually happened was them playing truth or dare, Winston jokingly asking Jale if she's had a titwank before, Matthew jokingly saying 'This is why I'm not playing' and then Helen freaking out and attacking him out of the blue :umm2: . What a repulsive creature

“Oh for **** sake bore the **** off! BORE OFF!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/helen.png

[Tony Montana]

I'm on the big Helen/Matthew fight and I could've sworn it was caused by him making some comment about her sex life only to find out what actually happened was them playing truth or dare, Winston jokingly asking Jale if she's had a titwank before, Matthew jokingly saying 'This is why I'm not playing' and then Helen freaking out and attacking him out of the blue :umm2: . What a repulsive creature

I think that Argument is due to Helen’s Jealousy over Matthew and Mark’s Close Friendship really. Prior to it, The others were saying how they liked them two’s Friendship and Helen said she thinks Matthew will hurt Mark

She was just looking for an excuse to start on him

[Epic.]

Helen: Ya skinny ****!
Winston and Marlon: *laugh like pricks*
Mark: The pair of yehs have just made absolute TWATS of yahseeehlves?! :o

[Tony Montana]

She should’ve been removed for aggressively standing over him, Shouting and Threatening him and ridiculing him over his weight.

If the genders were reversed in that situation, The Man would’ve been removed

[Epic.]

Mark ended Hellcunt!
http://images.ok.co.uk/1403695648_Big-Brother-2014-Helen-Wood-row-argument-truth-or-dare-Mark-Byron-channel-five-argument.jpg

[Tony Montana]

Helen: Ya skinny ****!
Winston and Marlon: *laugh like pricks*
Mark: The pair of yehs have just made absolute TWATS of yahseeehlves?! :o

I ****ing hate Marlon and Winston for Laughing

[Epic.]

She should’ve been removed for aggressively standing over him, Shouting and Threatening him and ridiculing him over his weight.

I just got to this, I feel utterly uncomfortable watching it :(

[Epic.]

I'm someone who's always been a little insecure about weight and wanting to grow it and I'm proud of how much it's improved, but watching Helen be called to the diary room after insulting Matthew's weight, getting in his face and trying to make him uncomfortable, but then on the way to the diary room abusing him once again and yelling that he's a pigeon chested twat was not entertaining at all and is just upsetting to sit through, she's so ****ing terrible :mad:

[Tony Montana]

I just got to this, I feel utterly uncomfortable watching it :(

I know, It was truly horrible. I felt really sorry for Matthew

And then that ****ing **** Ash threatening him afterwards, He should’ve received a Formal Warning

[RileyH]

WEED you're a fookin weed

[Epic.]

Ashleigh: I can't believe she walked away and used his insecurities "Skinny little prick skinny little prick skinny little prick skinny little prick". What about you ya ugly looking bitch? :mad: I wonder what she'd look like if she didn't have all her work done :whistle:

:clap1:

But I didn't know he was actually insecure about his weight too, this really is bullying

[Matthew.]

Dirk nominating Ian because he’s having too much fun in an experience which is supposed to be hellish :skull:

[Epic.]

Day 17/18 Highlights (Ash, Chris, Christopher, Danielle, Jale, Marlon, Winston and Toya nominated)
1. Toya (+7)
2. Mark (-1)
3. Danielle (-1)
4. Ashleigh (+2)
5. Matthew (+4)
6. Christopher (-3)
7. Chris (-3)
8. Jale (-1)
9. Kimberly (-4)
10. Steven
11. Winston
12. Marlon
13. Ash
14. Helen

Day 19/20/21 Highlights
1. Mark (+1)
2. Toya (-1)
3. Ashleigh (+1)
4. Danielle (-1)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Jale (-1)
10. Steven (-)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

[Tony Montana]

Day 19/20/21 Highlights
1. Mark (+1)
2. Toya (-1)
3. Ashleigh (+1)
4. Danielle (-1)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Jale (-1)
10. Steven (-)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

Great top 7. Except for Mark, They’re all the Outsiders

[Matthew.]

Screaming at Dirk pouring the whisky into the bin :joker::joker::joker:

[Matthew.]

“Tumbleweed for Brains!” “Charm of an Average Slug!” “Monumentally Stupid!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/celebrity/05/carole.png

[Matthew.]

Days 3-8 - Ken, Jackiey out
1. Ken (-)
2. Shilpa (-)
3. Dirk (+1)
4. Jermaine (-1)
5. Carole (-)
6. Jade (+3) help
7. Cleo (-1)
8. Ian (-)
9. Danielle (+4) please help
10. Jo (+1)
11. Jack (+1)
12. Leo (+2)
13. Jackiey (-6)

Days 9 & 10 - Leo & Carole out
1. Dirk (+2)
2. Shilpa (-)
3. Carole (+2)
4. Jermaine (-)
5. Cleo (+2)
6. Ian (+2)
7. Danielle (+2)
8. Jade (-2)
9. Jo (+1)
10. Leo (+2)
11. Jack (-)

[Matthew.]

Leo trying to escape because he’s not being given any underwear and Dirk just chimes in with “Let me give you one of my pairs!” :joker:

[Matthew.]

Leo claims he just wants his wallet so he can call his own taxi because he wants nothing to do with Big Brother at all, yet he decides to come back later that night for an interview? :suspect:

[Epic.]

I legitimately still cannot remember one thing Carole Malone said or did :skull:

[Black Dagger]

Leo being lower than the 3 racists. I have to laugh.

[Matthew.]

Leo being lower than the 3 racists. I have to laugh.

because the nastiness towards Shilpa hasn’t started yet? also this is a first watch so all i’ve really seen in the past is Jade’s interview after coming out

[Matthew.]

I legitimately still cannot remember one thing Carole Malone said or did :skull:

be a nosey cow! :love:

[reece(:]

Legends Carole and Leo <3

[Epic.]

*after Toya leaves*
Crowd: BOOOOOO!
Toya: ....MWAHAHAHA!
https://i.imgur.com/kDa5G7h.jpg

[Epic.]

Emma: For that crowd and the amount of boos you got, you are taking it very! Well!
Toya: Of course I have to!
Emma: Because I thought you'd come out here going 'UH UH! I'M NOT TAKING ANYTHING!" :joker:
Toya: Honey, if they booin, it's cause they luuuuv me honey! Know what I mean? :smug:
*Crowd boos erupt throughout the entire studio*
Toya: But they're all following me on Twitter I bet ya! All them! :joker:
Crowd: OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF--

:joker:

[Epic.]

Emma: Enough of Marlon, we've gotta get onto Helen
Everyone: BOOOOO
Toya: INNIT?
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/toya.png

[Headie]

Make sure you watch Dish On The Side for more of our girl

https://uploadir.com/u/mrnzxcmc

[Epic.]

Make sure you watch Dish On The Side for more of our girl

https://uploadir.com/u/mrnzxcmc

Her mere presence causing Marlon to tremble in fear<3

[Epic.]

So the girls are the power housemates because of the latest rigged Channel 5 twist as no males have been evicted and I'm SCREAMING at Ashleigh and Danielle trying not to snap while Helen talks complete ****e right beside them them :laugh3:

https://i.imgur.com/TMyXa2Z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/rtEK5ol.jpg

[Epic.]

Mess at my assumption being right

Marcus: In the bedroom, Danielle and Ashleigh are having reservations about a power share, with Helen.
Danielle: She fackin tries it with either of us Ashleh, ah'll go through ha like a ton eh bricks
Ashleigh: Oh me too ;/
Danielle: If she fookin brings it on, bring it on.
Ashleigh: Me and you, I swurr to god, see if ye back down tomorrow in this task room, or whenever it is.
Danielle: You don't have to worry about that.
Ashleigh: I swurr to god, me and you will be DONE.
Danielle: You-do-not-have-to worry about that... me and you are in SYNC, we ain't doin NUTTIN! Ye don't need to worry, ye have my word on that.
Ashleigh: Mm-hm?
Danielle: So don't even FRET IT. You-have-my-word! Buh if she evah THINKS of STARTING VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY on me and you, I will go through her like a ton, of, bricks! I've not liked her from the word GO! :oh: I do think she's a SLAG! :)
Ashleigh: Really? :laugh:
Danielle: Ah think she's DESGUSTEN to be quite honest. I think she's one of the most VIOOL WOMEN I've ever came across in my layfe!

The stars of the series now :flutter:

[Epic.]

Day 19/20/21 Highlights
1. Mark (+1)
2. Toya (-1)
3. Ashleigh (+1)
4. Danielle (-1)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Jale (-1)
10. Steven (-)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

Day 22/23 Highlights (Toya Evicted - Ashleigh, Danielle, Helen, Jale, and Kimberly get power; Ash, Chris, Christopher, Mark, Marlon, Matthew, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Mark (-)
2. Toya (-)
3. Ashleigh (-)
4. Danielle (-)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Jale (+1)
9. Steven (+1)
10. Kimberly (-2)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

I don't even know how Toya got evicted. Even if the crowd (wrongly) thought she acted out of line in her big arguments, those were all at the beginning of the week. Ash has been behaving like a **** the entire week so statistically the votes should've been stacked against him and Toya didn't even do anything wrong. She was goaded by Winston, Ash and Marlon and I dunno how it wasn't seen. On a Channel 4 series, someone who's confrontational without being offensive like her would've easily survived this eviction</3

Glad she at least gave Ashleigh a pep talk to stick up against Helen hours before she left though, chanting as she left 'REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ASHLEIGH!' :joker:

[Matthew.]

Danielle, Jade, Jack and Jo are ****ing vile :umm2:

Ian is right, it’s bullying

[Matthew.]

The argument over the OXO cube was so uncomfortable to watch but Shilpa did so well to hold her own against that bunch of bullies

She ended her with “Your claim to fame is THIS!”

[Epic.]

Unpopular opinion, but Jack Tweed is the biggest twunt twunt and the worst of those by far, mainly cause he had absolutely zero regret

[Matthew.]

Unpopular opinion, but Jack Tweed is the biggest twunt twunt and the worst of those by far, mainly cause he had absolutely zero regret

They’re all equally as bad as each other imo, next time i do a post eviction ranking, I might just class the 4 of them as one housemate so I don’t have to decide which one’s better/worse

[reece(:]

The argument over the OXO cube was so uncomfortable to watch but Shilpa did so well to hold her own against that bunch of bullies

She ended her with “Your claim to fame is THIS!”

https://i.imgur.com/FUkCI46.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/TQK4bCF.gif
https://i.imgur.com/CqdpvHl.gif
https://i.imgur.com/2CYRbqF.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/8jtLuEm.gif

[*mazedsalv**]

Day 22/23 Highlights (Toya Evicted - Ashleigh, Danielle, Helen, Jale, and Kimberly get power; Ash, Chris, Christopher, Mark, Marlon, Matthew, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Mark (-)
2. Toya (-)
3. Ashleigh (-)
4. Danielle (-)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Jale (+1)
9. Steven (+1)
10. Kimberly (-2)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

I don't even know how Toya got evicted. Even if the crowd (wrongly) thought she acted out of line in her big arguments, those were all at the beginning of the week. Ash has been behaving like a **** the entire week so statistically the votes should've been stacked against him and Toya didn't even do anything wrong. She was goaded by Winston, Ash and Marlon and I dunno how it wasn't seen. On a Channel 4 series, someone who's confrontational without being offensive like her would've easily survived this eviction</3

Glad she at least gave Ashleigh a pep talk to stick up against Helen hours before she left though, chanting as she left 'REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ASHLEIGH!' :joker:

I think for Ashleigh, Toya leaving was great for her because she becomes so good from that point.

Ashleigh :lovedup:

[Matthew.]

Even Davina is certain sure that Jade is going

“...I will be telling Jade tha... or Shilpa... that their time in the house is up”

[Matthew.]

Days 9 & 10 - Leo & Carole out
1. Dirk (+2)
2. Shilpa (-)
3. Carole (+2)
4. Jermaine (-)
5. Cleo (+2)
6. Ian (+2)
7. Danielle (+2)
8. Jade (-2)
9. Jo (+1)
10. Leo (+2)
11. Jack (-)

Days 10-17 - Jade out
1. Shilpa (+1)
2. Jermaine (+2)
3. Dirk (-2)
4. Ian (+2)
5. Cleo (-)
6. Jack (+5)
7. Danielle (-)
8. Jo (+1)
9. Jade (-1)

[Epic.]

Jade is way better than those three cretins imo. She felt genuinely guilty about her actions and was the first to own up to them. Danielle and Jo had really weak 'apologies' and clearly brushed off the effect of how drastic their behaviour was, and Jack hated there being apologies to begin with :skull:

[Matthew.]

Jade is way better than those three cretins imo. She felt genuinely guilty about her actions and was the first to own up to them. Danielle and Jo had really weak 'apologies' and clearly brushed off the effect of how drastic their behaviour was, and Jack hated there being apologies to begin with :skull:

The order of them 4 means nothing, I pretty much dislike them equally tbh

[Epic.]

Danielle: ARISTOCATS want a woman that's been finishing school to marry in high society, yeah!
Marlon: When you say 'high society' whaddyu mean by 'high society'?
Danielle: Like an ARISTOCAT.
Marlon: An 'aristocat' is...?
Danielle: An aristocat is someone that--
Marlon: That earns six figures?
Danielle: Yeah, just like very high upbringing.
Winston: What's that film with the cats and dogs? :laugh:
Danielle: Ah nah that's 'The Aristocrats' yeah!

aristocrat
/ˈarɪstəkrat,əˈrɪstəkrat/Submit
noun
a member of the aristocracy.
"a decadent old blue-blooded aristocrat"
synonyms: nobleman, noblewoman, lord, lady, peer, peeress, peer of the realm, patrician, grandee, titled man/woman/person

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40800000/The-Aristocrats-On-DVD-the-aristocats-40849506-359-500.jpg

I can't deal with Danielle's complete lack of awareness :joker:

[Matthew.]

Found this about Ken Russell’s time in the house and it’s hilarious :joker:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-428263/Ken-Russell-How-Jade-Baddy-drove-Big-Brother.html

Ken Russell's first thought when three intruders marched into the Celebrity Big Brother house was that they were terrorists. Vaguely alarmed, he listened intently as the two women in the group conversed, to try to ascertain the nature of the threat.
It was impossible. "The mother was so noisy. She couldn't stop talking, but it was jibberish," says Ken.

"I vaguely recognised the odd word, but it was a language of their own that they alone understood. A sort of pidgin English, or perhaps crow English is a better description.

"Later the mother told me she'd been in a motorcycle accident in which she had 'died' for nine hours, and I realised what had happened to her - she was brain dead. It all made sense."

Russell, who had warned the programme's producers beforehand that he did not "do thick, ignorant people", said he had to get out once Jade and Jackiey arrived.

:skull:

[Epic.]

Ash, Winston and Marlon doing a strip dance for the girls and Ashleigh looking DISGUSTED by Marlon's stripping while Danielle endlessly laughs about it<3333

https://i.imgur.com/HSsK5FK.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpg

[Matthew.]

Ash, Winston and Marlon doing a strip dance for the girls and Ashleigh looking DISGUSTED by Marlon's stripping while Danielle endlessly laughs about it<3333

https://i.imgur.com/HSsK5FK.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpg


Kimberly at the side looking miserable and Jale sitting beside her going “Off, off, off!” :joker:

[Epic.]

:laugh2: Now she's freaking out at him for spilling Danielle's champagne, interrupting his strip dance by yelling "THE CHAMPAGNE!"

https://i.imgur.com/cRoCuFx.jpg

[Epic.]

*"I WANT SOME HOT STUFF BABY THIS EVENING!" plays during strip performance*
Ashleigh: AY'M TRAUMATAYSED! :worry:

[Matthew.]

Ik it’s meant to be “best bits” but that was NOTHING like what Richard was like in the house! It made me like him :umm2:

also it’s not very often they use a good song for best bits, and the rare occasion when they do, they use it on him! :oh:

And now they’re using that particular song for a task and Jo doesn’t like it :oh:

Awful, awful housemate :nono:

[Epic.]

Day 22/23 Highlights (Toya Evicted - Ashleigh, Danielle, Helen, Jale, and Kimberly get power; Ash, Chris, Christopher, Mark, Marlon, Matthew, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Mark (-)
2. Toya (-)
3. Ashleigh (-)
4. Danielle (-)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Jale (+1)
9. Steven (+1)
10. Kimberly (-2)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

Day 24/25/26 Highlights (Steven, Marlon and Chris saved - Ash, Christopher, Mark, Matthew and Winston nominated)
1. Ashleigh (+1)
2. Danielle (+1)
3. Mark (-2)
4. Matthew
5. Chris (+1)
6. Christopher (-1)
7. Jale
8. Winston (+2)
9. Kimberly
10. Steven (-2)
11. Marlon
12. Ash
13. Helen

"I feel like I've made some sort of evil plaaan? And it came together and haha ye have no idea how that feels. I don't particularly like it but I do find it funny that I was able to do it. I just hope it works now..."
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.png

[Matthew.]

“On her application form, what did Jo rate as her most unappealing habit?”

“She has so many, it’s hard to pick what one she would have said first...”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/celebrity/05/dirk.png

[Matthew.]

Ian asking that his reward be a donation to charity :love:

[RileyH]

"I feel like I've made some sort of evil plaaan? And it came together and haha ye have no idea how that feels. I don't particularly like it but I do find it funny that I was able to do it. I just hope it works now..."
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.png

:love:

Helen & Ashleigh are the best C5 HMs

[Matthew.]

Umm did anyone notice this? Shilpa’s vote line said it was “To save” but the others were “To evict” :suspect:

https://media.giphy.com/media/oFyoBPfhHWGFdrDpy6/giphy.gif

[reece(:]

Umm did anyone notice this? Shilpa’s vote line said it was “To save” but the others were “To evict” :suspect:

https://media.giphy.com/media/oFyoBPfhHWGFdrDpy6/giphy.gif

Jade hacked into production?

[Matthew.]

nvm they referenced it at the start of the next episode, all votes were void because of it as well :shocked:

[Matthew.]

“Those 3 young women are witches with a capital B!” - Edwina Currie

[Matthew.]

Days 10-17 - Jade out
1. Shilpa (+1)
2. Jermaine (+2)
3. Dirk (-2)
4. Ian (+2)
5. Cleo (-)
6. Jack (+5)
7. Danielle (-)
8. Jo (+1)
9. Jade (-1)

Days 17-24 - Jo, Cleo out
1. Shilpa (-)
2. Dirk (+1)
3. Ian (+1)
4. Jermaine (-2)
5. Cleo (-)
6. Jack (-)
7. Jo (+1)
8. Danielle (-2)

[Matthew.]

You know this series had a big impact on the housemates when the only evictees that they managed to convince to come back for the finale are Carole and Cleo.

[Epic.]

For those who don't know, this week's BB15 task was a murder mystery where a few of the housemates were secret fake murderers and had to fake kill a few housemates. Helen, Kimberly, Christopher and Marlon got 'murdered' and got sent to a separate room to watch the housemates. The rest had a masquerade ball for Matthew's birthday party and during it, Mark had to do his psychic powers for another task and have the dead housemates' spirits answer questions by the main housemates. By now, they've already been asked who's the biggest gameplayer, answered by Helen, and who's the least trustworthy, answered by Kimberly. Both of them said Ashleigh and now...

Mark: SPIREHT OF KIMBERLYYY! WHICH HOUSEMATE DO YOU BELIEVE IS THE BIGGEST... LIAR?
Kimberly: *through earpiece* Ashleigh.......Ashleigh.
Big Brother: *earpiece to Mark* Ashleigh.
Mark: :shocked::shocked: ...Spirit of Kimberly believes that Ashleigh is the biggest liar
Ashleigh: :) Awwww Kimberly has SUCH a problem! :hee: Poor Kim. :hee: And just like the majority of the group, thinks that Steven could be doing SO much better!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.png
Steven: :worry:
Ashleigh: I will not be addressing ANYTHENG with her!

:love:

Ashleigh serving Jade Martina Lunch with that fake baby voice?
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/16/jade.png

[Matthew.]

Danielle probably thinking she was being a smart arse or whatever by saying that the one thing she learned in her time in the house was “Not to be such a bitch.” only for Davina to reply “Good.” :skull:

[Matthew.]

Mark: SPIREHT OF KIMBERLYYY! WHICH HOUSEMATE DO YOU BELIEVE IS THE BIGGEST... LIAR?
Kimberly: *through earpiece* Ashleigh.......Ashleigh.
Big Brother: *earpiece to Mark* Ashleigh.
Mark: :shocked::shocked: ...Spirit of Kimberly believes that Ashleigh is the biggest liar
Ashleigh: :) Awwww Kimberly has SUCH a problem! :hee: Poor Kim. :hee: And just like the majority of the group, thinks that Steven could be doing SO much better!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.png
Steven: :worry:
Ashleigh: I will not be addressing ANYTHENG with her!

one of my favourite moments of BB15 :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Ian has just been evicted and he’s rushing towards the front door, Dirk’s just like “Hey, wait a minute, you’ve got time for a snack!” :joker:

[Matthew.]

“Dirk, you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house.”
“Yeah, I know!” :rolleyes:

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/celebrity/05/dirk.png

[Epic.]

“Dirk, you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house.”
“Yeah, I know!” :rolleyes:

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/celebrity/05/dirk.png

A throwback to Jackie Stallone's "So WHAT!" :joker:

[Matthew.]

A throwback to Jackie Stallone's "So WHAT!" :joker:

Jackie’s eviction :love:

John: “If she hadn’t been here I’d have been out!”
Jackie: “Well I got news for you, if I knew you would be here, I wouldn’t have showed up!”

and her eviction interview :flutter:

Davina: “Here are your best bits”
Jackie: “Listen, what did that jerk (Jeremy) say on the red chair...”
Davina: “We’ll show you that later.”
Jackie: “I’d like to hear it again!”

[Matthew.]

CBB5 Overall Ranking
1. Ken
2. Shilpa
3. Dirk
4. Jermaine
5. Cleo
6. Carole
7. Ian
8. Donny
9. Leo
10. Jackiey
11. Jack
12. Jade
13. Jo
14. Danielle

Well that series was... something. Not one I’d want to rewatch any time soon :worry: However, I’d say 1-3 are some of my favourite CBB housemates ever <3

The order of 10-14 is pretty much interchangeable. I put Leo Sayer in red because he’s just a bit of a bellend but nowhere near to the standards of those below him.

I’ll move onto BB8 soon, ready for the Charley Uchea experience!

[Epic.]

It's been discovered Danielle fancies Winston and I'm CACKLING at this flirting by controlling his leg :laugh3:
https://i.imgur.com/krzOACk.gif

[Epic.]

Day 24/25/26 Highlights (Steven, Marlon and Chris saved - Ash, Christopher, Mark, Matthew and Winston nominated)
1. Ashleigh (+1)
2. Danielle (+1)
3. Mark (-2)
4. Matthew
5. Chris (+1)
6. Christopher (-1)
7. Jale
8. Winston (+2)
9. Kimberly
10. Steven (-2)
11. Marlon
12. Ash
13. Helen

Day 27/28 Highlights
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (+2)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (+2)
7. Matthew (-3)
8. Jale (-1)
9. Steven (+1)
10. Kimberly (-)
11. Marlon (-)
12. Ash (-)
13. Helen (-)

I'll always remember Kimberly as an early favourite now</3. Such wasted potential, she looked like she'd be the next Deana but instead she's firmly lodged up the arsecracks of Helen and Steven (in the latter's case, literally).

[Matthew.]

Kim’s overrated imo

[Headie]

It's been discovered Danielle fancies Winston and I'm CACKLING at this flirting by controlling his leg :laugh3:
https://i.imgur.com/krzOACk.gif

It baffles me how viewers can wet themselves over cavemen like Conor and Winston. In what world is that what people consider attractive??? I mean I can maybe see the argument for Winston's body but his face completely ruins any attractiveness he had, and as for Conor he literally looked like a zoo animal. The GBP is so tragic.

[Matthew.]

Starting BB8 and the house is a mess :skull:

The bath and kitchen sink are right next to each other, and they are both in the living room. And as of that wasn’t strange enough, the oven is in the bedroom! :joker: And you’d thought you’d heard the worst, the fridge is in the GARDEN :skull:

[Jake.]

I think the theme for BB8’s house was “annoyance” or something

[Matthew.]

“One of the things that would make me angry, would be if I were messed about. Because I don’t mess people about.”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/lesley.png

[Matthew.]

Lesley just looks less and less impressed as everyone comes in :joker:

[Matthew.]

“Hi everyone! I’m Carole and I’m from WOO WOO WOO! East London!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/carole.png

[Matthew.]

BB8 - Launch Ranking (First Impressions)
1. Lesley
2. Carole
3. Charley
4. Laura
5. Nicky
6. Tracey
7. Emily
8. Sam & Amanda
9. Shabnam
10. Chanelle

That was a great launch! I think this is the first C4 civillian launch that I’ve seen that I pretty much liked everyone? (apart from one) I remember seeing someone say in here a while ago that it really felt like the start of the summer and that’s true!

[Matthew.]

Lesley: “The cooker is in the bedroom”
Laura: “Are we allowed to...”
Lesley: “See that little red bed in the corner, they told me I’d have that little red one in the corner there”
Laura: “Hmmm I don’t think they told you that.” (walks off)

:joker::joker::joker:

[Matthew.]

Talking about wanting some men in the house and Charley’s just like “I’m not a lesbian, not being horrible if anyone is but I’m not!” :joker:

[Epic.]

"Get Ashleigh Out!" chants when she's not up for eviction are horrific. I know she wasn't edited positively this week, but the public had been firmly against Helen for weeks and when someone FINALLY decides to scheme against her and turn the tables on her house control, it's suddenly an awful thing to do despite it being what people have wanted to happen to Helen for weeks. Casual fans of this show can be so bloody fickle and this is proof of it!
https://i.imgur.com/6r9nQZO.jpg

[Matthew.]

Laura: “My friends call me Wangers!”
Lesley: “What, what do they call you?”
Laura: “Wangers. W-A-N-G-E-R-S. Wangers.”
Lesley: “Wanners?”
Laura: (laughs)
Lesley: “No sorry, I’m trying!”
Laura: “See everyone calls me Wangers. WANG-ERS.”
Lesley: “Oh, WANG-ers?”
Laura: “Big boobs!”
Lesley: “Oh right! Fine. And you like that?”

:skull:

[Epic.]

Marlon: We know what ugly girl--well, we know that GIRLS on the outside are 90% of the voters and who would they rather see with their top off on TV? Him (Ash) or Matthew? That's what you gotta think. Who they wanna see with their top off?

Marlon is TRASH omg :umm2: , talking about girls looks and implying ugly ones will be desperate to see Ash shirtless, bitch you look like Jason Derulo after his expiration date?

[Epic.]

Steven is such a creep, I hate his guts so much :joker:
https://i.imgur.com/v6wwYhr.jpg

[Matthew.]

“Were you alive during the war?”
“Of course! My husband was on the D-Day landing beaches!”

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/inbetweeners/images/7/7d/Tv_inbetweeners_3_jay_2_%281%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110816124033

[Matthew.]

BB8 - Launch Ranking (First Impressions)
1. Lesley
2. Carole
3. Charley
4. Laura
5. Nicky
6. Tracey
7. Emily
8. Sam & Amanda
9. Shabnam
10. Chanelle

That was a great launch! I think this is the first C4 civillian launch that I’ve seen that I pretty much liked everyone? (apart from one) I remember seeing someone say in here a while ago that it really felt like the start of the summer and that’s true!

Week 1 - Ziggy in
1. Lesley (-)
2. Laura (+2)
3. Carole (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Charley (-2)
6. Nicky (-1)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Shabnam (+1)
9. Ziggy (N/E)
10. Emily (-3)
11. Chanelle (-1)

[Epic.]

Oh my god now they're doing a task where Mark and Christopher have to guess which housemate is the young child in a photo while Big Brother tell them facts about the childhood of the person in that picture to make them guess who they're being shown, and it's been revealed that when Steven was 4, he told his nursery class that his house burnt down so they'd give him money. He's so inherently evil :joker:

[Epic.]

“Were you alive during the war?”
“Of course! My husband was on the D-Day landing beaches!”

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/inbetweeners/images/7/7d/Tv_inbetweeners_3_jay_2_%281%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110816124033

I think something did came out after the show that Lesley was a fraud the whole time but that only makes me find her funnier :joker:

Week 1 - Ziggy in
1. Lesley (-)
2. Laura (+2)
3. Carole (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Charley (-2)
6. Nicky (-1)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Shabnam (+1)
9. Ziggy (N/E)
10. Emily (-3)
11. Chanelle (-1)

Shabz is too low</3

[Epic.]

*Mark's baby photo appears to Mark and Christopher*
Christopher: :) You looked absolutely beautifu--
Mark: It's me--yeah shuddup!

[Matthew.]

I think something did came out after the show that Lesley was a fraud the whole time but that only makes me find her funnier :joker:



Shabz is too low</3

Lying legend :love:

and I was actually going into this expecting to really dislike Shabnam based on a few clips I’d seen on Hayden’s YT channel before but she’s actually been alright so far

[Matthew.]

Laura shouting “IT’S A STRIPPER! :cheer2:” when Ziggy came in :skull:

[Tony Montana]

Starting BB8 and the house is a mess :skull:

The bath and kitchen sink are right next to each other, and they are both in the living room. And as of that wasn’t strange enough, the oven is in the bedroom! :joker: And you’d thought you’d heard the worst, the fridge is in the GARDEN :skull:

I think the theme for BB8’s house was “annoyance” or something

Iirc the theme was “Everything in the place” or wtte

[Epic.]

Maybe it's just that BB15 is much worse in its later weeks but I've found these first four weeks great<3. I heard plenty of complaints of it going stale after Toya leaves, but I've been LOVING Ashleigh's vengeful grumpy miserable sod edit and has been the highlight lately<3.

Normally when housemates hear their name chanted to be out, they're either stunned and speechless or they chant along to hide their disappointment. In Ashleigh's case, as SOON as she heard her chants, she says these full blown sentences articulated perfectly despite being verbally attacked by the crowd

https://i.imgur.com/O8nMZuI.jpg

:laugh2:

[Matthew.]

Ziggy reminds me of Lewis Bloor from CBB18 - and by that, I mean that I think he’s a smarmy pillock :idc:

[Epic.]

Omg I LOVE Ashleigh and her being completely unbothered by the chants and basically telling Danielle not to worry at all :joker:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-30-2018/yZVbd5.gif

Her "I know..." response :laugh3:

[Matthew.]

Lesley: (crying) :(
Emily: “Lesley, are you alright”
Lesley: “Yes, I’m just sniffing my mattress!”

[Epic.]

*crowd chants "Get Ashleigh Out" and "Get Ash Out" again at second part of the eviction*
Ashleigh: I dunno whether it's me or him... :shrug:
Christopher: Don't worry about it.
Ashleigh: They're still shouting me, I'm not even up... :)

[Matthew.]

Aw they’re all just talking about religion and someone talks about fasting for Ramadan, so Laura says “Oh maybe I might join that culture!” and they all just stop speaking </3

[Epic.]

*after Matthew's eviction*
Ash: *pats Mark on shoulder* How are you mate?
Mark: Ya I'm not baaaad... *mutters under breath* Oh fook...... oh fooking hell *flees to toilet as tears roll down face*

I feel bad for him but this is so dramatic :joker:

[Matthew.]

*after Matthew's eviction*
Ash: *pats Mark on shoulder* How are you mate?
Mark: Ya I'm not baaaad... *mutters under breath* Oh fook...... oh fooking hell *flees to toilet as tears roll down face*

I feel bad for him but this is so dramatic :joker:

Mark? Dramatic? Never!

[Headie]

Matthew are you watching unspoiled or do you know what happens in BB8?

[Matthew.]

Matthew are you watching unspoiled or do you know what happens in BB8?

Nah I’ve seen the eviction order on the wiki page and I’ve seen a couple of videos on your Charley Uchea channel before

[Epic.]

Danielle: Is there anytheng ah can dew to mayke ya feel betturr?
Ashleigh: Nah, it wouldn't really matter if ay was feeling better ay'm probably goin next week anyway, whether ay wanted to stay now or not.
Danielle: Ah just can't git over the fact that yoo were unfairly chanted like that. :(
Ashleigh: Don't be getting upseet. :shrug:
Danielle: But it does upset meh! :(
Ashleigh: But it shouldn't. :shrug:
Danielle: They didn't see it rightleh :bawling:
Ashleigh: Cm'ere *hugs Danielle*
Danielle: aH jOoSt DoN't WaNt Ye Ta GoH ASHLEEEIGH! :bawling:
Ashleigh: Awwww stop! :hee:
Danielle: aH jOoSt DoN't WaNt Ye Ta GOH! :bawling: I dOn'T kNoW wHaT i'D dO wItHoUt YoU LIKE! :bawling:
Ashleigh: And ya have Christopher and Chris... :shrug:
Danielle: :bawling:
Ashleigh: AW DON'T BE GITTIN UPSEHT!
Danielle: :bawling: Ah LeAn oN yOo MoRe ThAn yOo LeAn oN mE! :bawling:
Ashleigh: Naw definitely not :shrug:
Danielle: YoU dOn'T gOt A CLEW HoW mUcH STRENGTH yOu'Ve gAvE mE sInCe yOu'Ve beEn hErE! :bawling: CoUldN't hAvE dOnE tHiS wItHoUt Ya LIKE! :bawling: ...I think you're just like one of the SWEETEST girls I've ever met and there's just... there's no justice! :bawling:
Ashleigh: .....I am! :)
Danielle: :joker:
Ashleigh: :joker:

[Epic.]

Day 27/28 Highlights
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (+2)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (+2)
7. Matthew (-3)
8. Jale (-1)
9. Steven (+1)
10. Kimberly (-)
11. Marlon (-)
12. Ash (-)
13. Helen (-)

Day 29/30 Highlights (Matthew Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (-)
7. Matthew (-)
8. Jale (-)
9. Steven (-)
10. Kimberly (-)
11. Helen (+2) :o:o:o (she was my least favourite civilian housemate ever up until this update)
12. Ash (-1)
13. Marlon (-1)

[Matthew.]

Tracey :clap1:

“SHUT UP SINGING ****E! ****E! Well I don’t want to deal with that, we’ve all got different opinions in life, I don’t want to hear singing - I don’t sing my **** so respect that. Or lose your voice, one or the other!”

[Epic.]

This may shock and annoy some people, but I'm actually excited watching BB15, at least judging by the first four weeks. It's not perfect, the cast are pretty hit or miss, but for the most part it's solid and there's aspects that keeps me interested. I prefer it to the first four weeks of BB16 AND BB18 AND BB19 AND BB14; a series I still can't believe is more popular than 15 because it was boring as **** apart from the eighth week

[brat.]

for me it's: BB18 > BB13 > BB17 > first 2 weeks of BB16 > BB15 > BB14 > BB19 > BB12 > rest of BB16

[RileyH]

BB15 is the best <333

[Epic.]

BB15 is the best <333

Now that you're the one who said that, I can tell I'll end up not liking it! :worry:

[brat.]

bb15 dips after Danielle goes though

[RileyH]

Now that you're the one who said that, I can tell I'll end up not liking it! :worry:

You're nearly @ the week of Biannca so buckle up

[Tony Montana]

bb15 dips after Danielle goes though

Tea

[Tony Montana]

This may shock and annoy some people, but I'm actually excited watching BB15, at least judging by the first four weeks. It's not perfect, the cast are pretty hit or miss, but for the most part it's solid and there's aspects that keeps me interested. I prefer it to the first four weeks of BB16 AND BB18 AND BB19 AND BB14; a series I still can't believe is more popular than 15 because it was boring as **** apart from the eighth week

That’s pretty much the consensus on BB15. First 4 Weeks are Fantastic and probably my favourite on 5. Goes downhill after Matthew’s Eviction

[Tony Montana]

for me it's: BB18 > BB13 > BB17 > first 2 weeks of BB16 > BB15 > BB14 > BB19 > BB12 > rest of BB16

For me

1. 13
2. 17
3. 14
4. 18
5. 12
6. 15
7. 19
8. 16

[brat.]

why is 12 so high :suspect: and 18 is way better than 14, ah can get it being below 13 & 17 but not t'bore that's 14

[Tony Montana]

why is 12 so high :suspect: and 18 is way better than 14, ah can get it being below 13 & 17 but not t'bore that's 14

12 is Underrated imo, it had good production, great tasks, no manipulation or twists, a decent cast and some good moments

14 and 18 are interchangeable for me depending on my mood

[Matthew.]

Now that you're the one who said that, I can tell I'll end up not liking it! :worry:

tbf he has a point

[Tony Montana]

tbf he has a point

Watch BB13 and you’ll change your mind

[Epic.]

AY DON'T WANT A LAT FOR CHRISTMAHS! THAAAYRE IS JUST ONE THING AAHHYE NEED!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-30-2018/XeATNS.gif

ALL AY WAHNT FOR CHRISTMAHS! IS YOU-OOO!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-30-2018/XsLVJ2.gif

SANTA WON'T YOO BRING MEH THE ONE AH REALLY NEED, WON'T YA PLEASE GIVE MAH BABEH TO MEEE-eEeEeE!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-30-2018/Qpz9Z0.gif

AH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
.........you.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-30-2018/-nYnlJ.gif

This is when Ch5 does over-produced, manufactured ****e in an iconic way :joker:

[Epic.]

Okay Helen is right back to being worst civilian housemate ever. Christopher played Father Christmas and had to decide which housemates deserved a candy cane to a Christmas party and who deserved coal. When Helen was interviewed by him beforehand, she opened up on how she's tried to make loads of improvements the past week but overall he ends up picking her to get coal because he had to pick people. Because Helen has the least thickest skin ever, she of course takes it personally after Christopher literally tells her it's not personal. She's so ****ing tiresome

[Epic.]

The one's who received coal away from the party:

Danielle: Has Christopher said anytheng to ye, Helen, no?
Helen: I don't want him to, no I think he knows I'm realleh upset, I'm upset with him!
Danielle: No I get that.
Helen: ...I feel like such an idiot.
Danielle: Can't believe how long he spent with both of ye.
Helen: He's just, he's really let me down!
Marlon: Yeah that's what I was saying to Danielle! More than anything I just feel let down by him!

You loathsome moron, you literally told him the others deserved to come to the party more than you? Or was that just fake self-righteousness at the time to manipulate Christopher to pick him? Either way it still backfired and Marlon is still awful

[Daniel.]

Deana Isabelle Ashleigh the c5 trio <3

[Epic.]

Mark: Don't take it personal.
Helen: Mark please don't. You didn't hear the bullshit I had to listen to the other night sat in a room with him while he was basically slagging you, Matthew, Ashleigh and Danielle off. Reassuring him that he had friends..... bla bla ****ing bla. No wonder he's not got any ****ing mates, ****ing stupid asshole! Wait till I see him ****ing try and touch my salmon.
Winston: You know that stuff you gave him yesterday? If you had the choice right now, would you--if you could give it to him or wipe your arse with it, what would you do? :laugh:
Helen: I would ****ing-- I would ****ing slid it down me ****ing crack and put it on his ****ing toast! :)

What a gastly state of a woman

[Epic.]

Steven: On the likely event that I'm first out, I have to probably arrange, er, things. Not on your behalf, but like, for us.
Kimberly: What do you mean?
Steven: I can start looking for places and things like that, can't I? And um, if YOU'RE out first, which is highly unlikely, I want you to be there when I, when I come out.
Kimberly: Okay...
Steven: I get excited about, you know, about our getting out of here and being you and I...really excited.
Kimberly: Have you, you have proposed to someone before?
Steven: No, never. Have you ever been proposed to before?
Kimberly: We've discussed this.
Steven: Have you?! You were told to do one didn't you?
Kimberly: ...Something like that.
Steven: That's a sore spot isn't it? :)
*Steven and Kimberly snog each other in bed*

I've had a cold and the medication has been helping, but unfortunately I now feel like getting sick</3

[Matthew.]

Charley having an argument with Lesley and Chanelle in the first 15 minutes of the HL show... And so the Charley Uchea experience begins... :flutter:

[Matthew.]

I wasn’t expecting the Emily incident to happen this episode oops. Was actually starting to like her as well.

“McDonald’s. Barbie. Herbal Essences. :unsure:”

I liked how Nicky’s instant reaction was to go “Didn’t you watch Celebrity Big Brother this year?” and ask Emily where she lives though

and Laura comes along for a nosey...
Charley: “The camera will have heard it. Camera hears everything!”
Laura: “Yeah well I didn’t, tell me what she said!”

[Babayaro.]

Lmao Ziggy is such a messy housemate at times

[Matthew.]

Laura: “You just whisper a little bit?”
Chanelle: “Oh sorry”
Ziggy: “No worries”
Laura: “It’s not that, it’s just the things you say make me feel sick!”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Seany has entered the house and Shabnam has just dragged him into the lobby to just say “THEY TOOK MY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP” :skull:

[Matthew.]

Week 1 - Ziggy in
1. Lesley (-)
2. Laura (+2)
3. Carole (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Charley (-2)
6. Nicky (-1)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Shabnam (+1)
9. Ziggy (N/E)
10. Emily (-3)
11. Chanelle (-1)

Week 2 - Emily out, Gerry & Seany in
1. Charley (+4)
2. Lesley (-1)
3. Laura (-1)
4. Shabnam (+4)
5. Nicky (+1)
6. Tracey (-2)
7. Carole (-4)
8. Gerry (N/E)
9. Sam & Amanda (-2)
10. Seany (N/E)
11. Chanelle (-)
12. Ziggy (-3)
13. Emily (-3)

Ik I’m probably going to really dislike Gerry, but there wasn’t really anything in his VT or entrance that would justify putting him in red rn. A shame because when I think of Big Brother and Jerry, I think of lovely Jerry McDonald from BBUS, but considering the impact I hear that this one made, sounds like that’s going to change </3

[Epic.]

"HELLO, I'M GERRY, I'M 29, AND I'M FROM GREECE!"
http://i.imgur.com/PdJRn.png

[Matthew.]

Ziggy is such a bellend omd, Laura talking about how she feels bad when people are shouting Get [NAME] Out, and he’s telling her to stop going on about it as if she’s been going on about it for hours on end, but she’s mentioned it about twice and she was just trying to be nice? :umm2: His Mr Nice Guy mask is slipping imo

Had to laugh at Laura replying “Just because it was you! GOD!” even though it wasn’t him, it was Charley :joker:

[Headie]

"HELLO, I'M GERRY, I'M 29, AND I'M FROM GREECE!"
http://i.imgur.com/PdJRn.png

His only enjoyable moment... this would've been more funny had he not lasted 70 ****ing days :skull:

[Headie]

Ziggy is such a bellend omd, Laura talking about how she feels bad when people are shouting Get [NAME] Out, and he’s telling her to stop going on about it as if she’s been going on about it for hours on end, but she’s mentioned it about twice and she was just trying to be nice? :umm2: His Mr Nice Guy mask is slipping imo

Had to laugh at Laura replying “Just because it was you! GOD!” even though it wasn’t him, it was Charley :joker:

Just because it was you, GOD

https://uploadir.com/u/h0i3a83n

[Epic.]

Seany has entered the house and Shabnam has just dragged him into the lobby to just say “THEY TOOK MY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP” :skull:

Just wait till you get to her eviction night where the male housemates enter and things happen like

Jonathan: *enters*
Shabnam: *hugs Jonathan* YOU LOOK WICKED. YOU REALLY DO. AND I THINK I'M GOING TO BE EVICTED.

-said almost half an hour before result is announced-

[Matthew.]

Just because it was you, GOD

https://uploadir.com/u/h0i3a83n

:joker:

[Headie]

When Jonathan enters and Shabz immediately takes it upon herself to act as a wing woman for Carole <3

"THIS IS CAROLE AND SHE'S THE MOST WONDER LADY EVER... THE MOST WONDERFUL LADY YOU COULD IMAGINE... AND SO KIND"

[Matthew.]

I knew there was something I didn’t like about Seany and watching him pull Lesley’s sheets off her bed and pushing her to tears confirmed that he is an absolute bastard. What an awful person he is.

The next day, Lesley announces she is walking and here comes Seany with his fake apology. Good on Lesley for not accepting it and telling him “No, you’re not in the least bit sorry.” :clap1:

[Matthew.]

When Jonathan enters and Shabz immediately takes it upon herself to act as a wing woman for Carole <3

"THIS IS CAROLE AND SHE'S THE MOST WONDER LADY EVER... THE MOST WONDERFUL LADY YOU COULD IMAGINE... AND SO KIND"

Yeah I can’t really imagine her going crazy at all the other late entrants and not the others tbf :laugh:

[Epic.]

"Every Saturday, my mum, who's 51, my dad who's 56, me who's 23, then, my brother who's 21, Charlie, 18, Sammy, 13, my--not mother, my YOUNGER NAN who's 69, and my other grandad which is 74, all of us, go to the same salon every single Saturday, all get our eyebrows touched up, and all go and have facials and all go and have massages all together. Every, single, Saturday!"
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3649401.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big-Brother-contestants-2014-Steven-Goode.jpg

[Matthew.]

"Every Saturday, my mum, who's 51, my dad who's 56, me who's 23, then, my brother who's 21, Charlie, 18, Sammy, 13, my--not mother, my YOUNGER NAN who's 69, and my other grandad which is 74, all of us, go to the same salon every single Saturday, all get our eyebrows touched up, and all go and have facials and all go and have massages all together. Every, single, Saturday!"
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3649401.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big-Brother-contestants-2014-Steven-Goode.jpg

I remember that, ugh he’s such a boring bastard

[Epic.]

Helen: My first nomination is going to Ashleigh. She makes out that she is a victim in the house when, to be quite honest with ya, she's probably one of the biggest gobs in the house. She says certain things that are COMPLETELY insensitive to other people's feelings, and also she's making people not as relaxed around her because they're scared that because 'SHE'S ONLY EIGHTEEN' everyone's supposed to feel sorry for her! :bored: And I don't want somebody in the house that affects people's natural behaviour and their personality and I think that's what she does..."

POT! :skull:
KETTLE! :yuk:
BLACK! :oh:
HELEN! :bored:

[Epic.]

Day 29/30 Highlights (Matthew Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (-)
7. Matthew (-)
8. Jale (-)
9. Steven (-)
10. Kimberly (-)
11. Helen (+2) :o:o:o (she was my least favourite civilian housemate ever up until this update)
12. Ash (-1)
13. Marlon (-1)

Day 31/32 Highlights (Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher, Jale and Marlon nominated)
1. Ashleigh
2. Danielle
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Chris
6. Winston
7. Jale
8. Steven
9. Kimberly
10. Ash (+1)
11. Marlon (+1)
12. Helen (-2)

Was looking forward to getting one last update in before I went to sleep but was delayed by the WiFi crashing, occuring RIGHT after the coming up segment featured me reaching the infamous 'Open it...' line for the first time. Having got the WiFi working again, I watched the rest of the episode, dreading the impending moment, and as it occured whilst Steven rustled his (presumably) nose-picking hands through Kimberly's lady parts while smugly whispering 'Open it...', I began questioning my own sanity and if I will ever fall asleep now. :hee:

[Babayaro.]

I knew there was something I didn’t like about Seany and watching him pull Lesley’s sheets off her bed and pushing her to tears confirmed that he is an absolute bastard. What an awful person he is.

The next day, Lesley announces she is walking and here comes Seany with his fake apology. Good on Lesley for not accepting it and telling him “No, you’re not in the least bit sorry.” :clap1:

He gets better tbf. That's the only 'bad' thing he did. He gets quite a lot of unjust hate on here lol.

[Babayaro.]

Speaking of Seany, I've never seen a house so devastated by an eviction before :shocked:

[CiaraNelly2000]

I wasn’t expecting the Emily incident to happen this episode oops. Was actually starting to like her as well.

“McDonald’s. Barbie. Herbal Essences. :unsure:”

I liked how Nicky’s instant reaction was to go “Didn’t you watch Celebrity Big Brother this year?” and ask Emily where she lives though

and Laura comes along for a nosey...
Charley: “The camera will have heard it. Camera hears everything!”
Laura: “Yeah well I didn’t, tell me what she said!”

The reason she said McDonalds etc and brands is because she (as an intelligent female) knew that the live feed would start playing bird songs bc that’s what happens when brands are mentioned on the live feed. I love how she thought of that on the spot

[CiaraNelly2000]

Day48 (I think)
On bb8
It’s the start of BB birthday week
Gerry and Nicky (queen) are nominated
Charley: I’m not gonna ****ing be a clown I’m scared of them
Charley: I don’t care if we fail
Charley: I’m the one and only Charley
Chanelle: I’m the West Yorkshire IT girl
Charley: ugh that made me laugh

[CiaraNelly2000]

Guys do we get warnings if we swear because i just swear naturally without even thinking

[CiaraNelly2000]

Guys do we get warnings if we swear because i just swear naturally without even thinking

Me getting suspended tease

[CiaraNelly2000]

Sorry if this is off topic but I just wanna say
When I turn 18 in 3 years hopefully Big Brother will be back by then I will audition and be accepted and I will be an iconic housemate.
I’m 15 right now and my name iS Umar. Watch out for me in 3 years.

Also yes to stay on topic I am spending my year 10 Christmas holidays rewatching BB8.
I guess I am unique I don’t know any other BB superfans my age

[Babayaro.]

:conf2:

[Matthew.]

Guys do we get warnings if we swear because i just swear naturally without even thinking

No we don’t

[Epic.]

sorry if this is off topic but i just wanna say

Please STOP DOING THIS!

[Matthew.]

“Big Brother, I’m not being funny, I’m fuming, yeah, why am I not allowed to change a bag of tobacco for 10 cigarettes instead of 20 because I don’t want to smoke that much and we’re going to make roll ups out of the 10 cigarettes so I can get more food? Everyone’s sitting there going what food are you going to eat because you’re not having none of ours but I don’t want to starve halfway through the week and eat a loaf of bread! All I want to do is change it for bacon and sausages and that is it - and a Pot Noodle and then I can get 10 cigarettes and it adds up to the price!”

:laugh2:

[Epic.]

They sent in Danielle's dog into the diary room for her as part of a family messages from home task, and 'Puppy Love' starts playing as soon as she reunites with the dog :joker:

[Matthew.]

“Unidentified drinking injuries? I’ve got one right there, yeah,, you’ve probably all seen it, and it’s really deep and it really hurts! And I got it because some guy, arsehole, yeah, was messing around, I was so young though, he was messing around with a knife, yeah, and I bit his head like that, for some reason, just messing around, loads of us, it was so funny, and it went in my leg and he didn’t mean it and it was bleeding so much and I had 3 pairs of trousers underneath the trousers I had on - to make me look bigger - and I was like oh my god there’s blood coming through and guess what? I walked to McDonald’s the next day, because we hang around McDonald’s sometimes because we like the call girls at McDonald’s *Klaxon* THAT’S NOT FAIR! UGH!”

Hope Charley’s ok but the way she told that story without taking a breath for 40 seconds :skull:

But Gerry at the end calling her attention seeking :umm2:

[Matthew.]

They had to put huge pork pies out for the task for decoration, and they have to take them back, anybody else would be annoyed that they didn’t get to eat them but Nicky is annoyed about the food wastage :laugh2:

“Can I just say, I’m sorry, I do have to say this. That is a DESPICABLE waste of food! Why not just buy plastic ones and just re-use them, or don’t even buy pork pies, buy something else, pieces of fruit, anything that aren’t as big, it’s a waste of food!”

[Epic.]

I ADORE Ashleigh, she's pretty much the Northern Irish Deana :love: Hellen, Jal-EH, and Kimbot all got to watch gossip and it was basically production shot stirring by showing Ashleigh slagging people off. Because Helen is a disgusting bully, she decides to attack Ashleigh in front of the whole house in the garden, and Ashleigh's lack of care about it is exquisite :joker:

Helen: Basically! Ashleigh! Is the biggest! Two faced BITCH sat here!
Ashleigh: AWWWW :) That's niiicce. :)
Helen: I know you did that to Kimberly didn't ya? What you do to everybody? Public will SEE what ya said! And everyone HERE is gOnNa sEe wHaT yA sAiD AS WELL! ARE YA GONNA SAY 'OHHH! OHHH!' AGAI--
Ashleigh: "OOOUOUORGH", git ovurr yurself!! :bored:
Helen: Get over myself? I have nothing to get over Ashleigh, you've just been EXPOSED for what you are! Two face--
Ashleigh: --Very GOOD, so the whole public has exposed YOU and everybody HERE will see it when they get out and they'll see you comin--
Helen: --But ya can't call me two faced!
Ashleigh: ...PFFFFFT!
Helen: "AY WOULDENT WASTE MAYE BREATH AWN HURR IN REAUHL LAYFE!" BLA BLA BLA, what you said about her? *points at Kimberly* "I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN AND I'M SO GLAD IT'S ALL COME TOGETHER!" that's what you said! "In the diary room I've got an evil plan, against Ash".
Ashleigh: No I said--
Helen: --Yes you did! Yes you did! We just watched it!
Ashleigh: "Evil plan against Ash?"
Helen: AND THEN SHE SITS THERE AND GOES "AND I'M REALLY GLAD IT'S ALL COME TOGETHER" and smirks at the screen.
Ashleigh: NAAW AY SAID AY'M HAPPY THAT ASH DIDN'T COME OFF THE SCREEN!
Helen: I SAW IT ASHLEIGH! WE ALL SAW IT!
Ashleigh: And Ash-- will see it as well exactly when he SEES! :smug:

Helen's such a **** twisting stuff like that to make sure Ash turns against Ashleigh when she never said she was out to single him out or get him out. Helen's not honest like she portrays herself, she's just a vile piece of work. OOOUOUORGH git ovurr yurself!!

[Epic.]

Mark and Winston have gone way up in my estimation for sticking up for Ashleigh against vile Helen and vile Kimbot like that :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Wait why’s Nicky getting punished when it was Seany that pushed the pork pie into the camera? :joker:

[Epic.]

Helen discussing argument with Ashleigh:

"I did it in-a-circle-of-people, so I couldn't be branded a bully! If I was BULLYING, I woulda got her on her own! So I did it in front of a circle of people, so that if I stepped over the line, someone could say 'Helen, you're saying too much.' I didn't say too much to her, in FACT, I haven't said ENOUGH!"

Attacking someone in front of a group of people and being aware you'll inevitably go too far IS bullying, you scumbag

[CiaraNelly2000]

Please STOP DOING THIS!

Ok sorry

[Epic.]

After Steven's mum hints that Kimberly is still talking to her ex(?) boyfriend:

Steven: As long as you tell me that you're committed to me, as long as you know it's US, as long as you understand how strongly I feel, if you're outside this house, you make sure that my family look after you, and as long as you don't go back to that place, on your own, AT ALL, and as long as your goods are removed, and as long as you don't have any communication with him, I don't have a problem with it. If you do, I will not be dealing with it.
Kimberly: I will need to explain to him properly.
Steven: Well? Noo Kim, there's no ****ing explaining to him, there is no way in a million years I'd feel comfortable with you being in contact with him, sorry! Listen, whatever you say, that's the only thing I ask in the sense that if you value our relationship, I cannot have a thought in my mind that when I'm in this house and you're not, if that's the case, that you potentially--
Kimberly: No, when we're OUT of the house I mean.
Steven: Well yeah that's fine, we have to do it TOGETHER.
Kimberly: Yeah... okay.
Steven: So, at the end of the day, it is what it is, you lied to me, bare-faced lied to my face, and you upset me and hurt me. But, I am falling in love with you. And I DO want to build a LIFE with you, I DO want to move in with you the second we get out of here, and I DO want to enjoy each other and have a good life cause I think if there's two people that are gonna have a ****ing decent life, it's gonna be me and you..."
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3649401.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Big-Brother-contestants-2014-Steven-Goode.jpg

:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:
:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:
:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:
:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:

[Matthew.]

I wonder if Shabnam ever got any deals

[Matthew.]

Week 2 - Emily out, Gerry & Seany in
1. Charley (+4)
2. Lesley (-1)
3. Laura (-1)
4. Shabnam (+4)
5. Nicky (+1)
6. Tracey (-2)
7. Carole (-4)
8. Gerry (N/E)
9. Sam & Amanda (-2)
10. Seany (N/E)
11. Chanelle (-)
12. Ziggy (-3)
13. Emily (-3)

Ik I’m probably going to really dislike Gerry, but there wasn’t really anything in his VT or entrance that would justify putting him in red rn. A shame because when I think of Big Brother and Jerry, I think of lovely Jerry McDonald from BBUS, but considering the impact I hear that this one made, sounds like that’s going to change </3

Week 3 - Lesley and Shabnam out
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (+3)
3. Lesley (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Carole (+2)
6. Laura (-3)
7. Brian (N/E)
8. Shabnam (-4)
9. Jonathan (N/E)
10. Sam & Amanda (-1)
11. Liam (N/E)
12. Billi (N/E)
13. Ziggy (-1)
14. Chanelle (-3)
15. Gerry (-7)
16. Seany (-6)

[Headie]

I wonder if Shabnam ever got any deals

http://img2137.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-17901/loc553/70659_LastScan3333_122_553lo.jpg

[Matthew.]

well at least she got what she wanted

[Epic.]

Mark: Helen doesn't handle herself well in arguments, as I said before, she does shout louder than the other person, and even if Helen's in the right and she's making a valid point, just because of the way she puts it across it makes her look instantly like she's in the wroong? Every time she has an argument in here, she takes it on for hours. And I don't think she realises how bad it can actually make her loook? She is my mate, there's a lot of things I like about her, but when she does THAT, I feel like she lets herself down just a little bit...

:clap1:

[Epic.]

Urgh my opinion grows of Winston but then he does **** like when him and Christopher got to each ask social media questions and his was "Uhh, so are you gorgeous girls out there feelin the Winsmeister?!! Wut you sayin, WUT?!" followed by flexing his ****ing arms for the dozenth time, such a gob****e :joker:

[Epic.]

Day 31/32 Highlights (Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher, Jale and Marlon nominated)
1. Ashleigh
2. Danielle
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Chris
6. Winston
7. Jale
8. Steven
9. Kimberly
10. Ash (+1)
11. Marlon (+1)
12. Helen (-2)

Day 33/34 Highlights (Marlon saves himself; Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher and Jale nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (+1)
6. Chris (-1)
7. Jale (-)
8. Steven (-)
9. Kimberly (-)
10. Ash (-)
11. Marlon (-)
12. Helen (-)

Did not even need to comment on Marlon saving himself and losing the shopping task? He's just a ****ty housemate and would've probably been out the week before, and with Ashleigh's campaign, would've almost certainly been out this week. He's just fighting a lost battle

[Matthew.]

Marlon: “Can we talk?”
Winston: “No, give me my hoodie back.”

[Matthew.]

Laura: “I’ve come here to give you a row! Not you personally but... everyone... sort of... that was involved, we’re locked in the bedroom, the plants have died! Albert is now not with us any longer because he didn’t get watered on the four days that we got locked out of the bathroom for. </3”

Big Brother: “Laura, how has the loss of Albert affected the other housemates?”

Laura: “Ha... NOBODY BLOOY CARES! Only me! Nobody cares! Probably they got more things on their mind and bigger issues and they think that they’re more important than everything else going on in the house that they don’t even care about the plant! I dunno... They don’t care, they just don’t care.”

[Matthew.]

I have no idea what is going on but this fight between Carole and Nicky is such a howl :skull:

“I’m the only one that has said, make sure there is vegetarian stuff in for Carole, make sure there’s a plate left for Carole, Carole come sit down eat your dinner, let me do that, let me help you with the meals, CAROLE, is there anything I can do, CAROLE?”

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/nicky.png


“I just want to let you know, I want nothing to do with Nicky in this house any more, alright? I will not! My friendship that I had with her, at whatever level, is now finished. FINISHED! FINISHED! END! JUST FINISHED! I DARE, I’M DOING IT. I’M DOING IT, I DARE! What people probablt wouldn’t dare to do, I am daring to do! Ok? I DON’T wish to raise my voice any further. END! Please don’t speak to me. Please do not speak to me!”

https://uploadir.com/u/o34tbfqm

and Laura chiming in with “What the hell is going on in here? :hee:” was the cherry on the top! :love:

(although it got quite sad when Carole started to cry at the end :worry:)

[Matthew.]

Nicky: “Umm, Jonathan? Do you feel that I’ve been shut-off and whatever with you, I don’t think I’ve been angry or nasty or rude to you.”

Jonathan: “Oh, I do.” :skull:

[Epic.]

Screaming at this YT drag I'm on

https://i.imgur.com/Nal6qmG.jpg

[Epic.]

The housemates are split into couples for a task and now they have to answer compatibility questions where one housemate is blindfolded with noise-blocking headphones while the other answers questions. When the other answers questions, the one who wore the headphones has to correctly guess what their partner said.

Big Brother: Danielle was asked, "Would any housemate question your belief in no sex before marriage?" What was her answer?
Steven:
https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-02-2019/5Cbe2i.gif
Steven: Whyy? :)
Danielle: Ah thought ye would question it.
Steven: No it would make YOU question it.
Danielle: Oh would it make ME question it?
Steven: It would make YOU question your belief in no sex before marriage, not it would make you. You NEVER question it, that's why I answered.
Danielle: Ah thought THEY would question it--Big Brother you need to change that IMMEDIATELEH my family are WATCHING!
Steven: You've basically said the right candidate would make you bONK IN THE HOUSE :joker:
Danielle: BIG BROTHER! CHANGE IT NOOOWW!
Steven: I like it when you kick off Danielle :laugh:
Danielle: JESUS! I mean Big Brother ya CAN'T that's so UNFAYRE!
Steven: I mean especially with the public :laugh:
Danielle: Ye never make these bloody questions SIMPOOL honestly! DO NOT CUT IT WITHOUT ME SAYING AYE MISUNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION BIG BROTHER CAUSE I'M GONNA KICK AWF AYE WILL *SUE*, AYE WILL KICK OFF *MASSIVELY*, IF YOU BROADCAST THAT WITHOUT ME SAYIN AY MISUNDERSTOOD THAT! I WILL GO MENTOOL!

:joker::clap1:

[Matthew.]

Week 3 - Lesley and Shabnam out
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (+3)
3. Lesley (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Carole (+2)
6. Laura (-3)
7. Brian (N/E)
8. Shabnam (-4)
9. Jonathan (N/E)
10. Sam & Amanda (-1)
11. Liam (N/E)
12. Billi (N/E)
13. Ziggy (-1)
14. Chanelle (-3)
15. Gerry (-7)
16. Seany (-6)

Week 4 - Seany out
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (-)
3. Carole (+2)
4. Laura (+2)
5. Tracey (-1)
6. Sam & Amanda (+4)
7. Jonathan (+2)
8. Seany (+8)
9. Brian (-2)
10. Billi (+2)
11. Liam (-)
12. Chanelle (+2)
13. Gerry (+2)
14. Ziggy (-1)

[Matthew.]

He gets better tbf. That's the only 'bad' thing he did. He gets quite a lot of unjust hate on here lol.

Speaking of Seany, I've never seen a house so devastated by an eviction before :shocked:

Yeah I would agree with these, Seany became better (probably because he came across really well in his interview i think) but you’d think he was the star of the show and the best human being on the planet the way they carried on :laugh:

I can only imagine how Shabnam would have reacted :worry:

[Matthew.]

“Did this Shakespeare geezer direct Romeo and Juliet?”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

[Epic.]

Seány was a childish prick

[Matthew.]

They’ve been given a task to stay awake for 60 hours

“Gerry better not start talking to me about Greek history, that’ll set me off”
“Yeah, avoid Gerry at all costs”

:joker:

[Epic.]

*after Steven gets secret task to do things to a certain housemate of his choice depending on what the task is, and housemates correctly predict the one he'll choose to give a sexy dance to is Kimberly*
Steven: What you do, H? Has a guy ever come up to you and given you a funny dance move or anything like that?
Helen: Hm, yeah?
Steven: Well I've sort of like gone up to a girl before *grabs Kimberly* "Hey honey, you alright? :smug: " and then I'd rub against her. *rubs against Kimberly* Ever done that before?
Helen: You've just rubbed yer dick up her back!
Steven: NO MY DICK IS AT THE TOP OF MY LEG :hugesmile:
Kimberly: No it was definitely dick :rolleyes: .
Steven: ...REALLY?
Helen: HAHAHAHA
Steven: I've done that before to a girl *rubs ass on Kimberly's back* *bends over while grinding Kimberly's back with arse*
Mark: Foookin hell Steeeven! :rolleyes:

:skull:

[Epic.]

Steven making Kimberly show him pictures of her ex boyfriend and then what follows :umm2::umm2:

Steven: I'm just CONFUSED because my idea of going on a break is that you DON'T sit there looking at pictures of the person you were on a break with. You've been hiding it, you should've said 'Just let you know I have pictures of this person", if that was me, I wouldn't have even TOLD me about that! I would've CHOPPED them up and chucked them straight in the bin! That's just how I would deal with it
Kimberly: I'm sorry I'm not psycho like that :/
Steven: I wanna CRY MY EYES OUT right now Kim!
Kimberly: How do you think I feel?
Steven: ...What do you mean?! Why should YOU be crying?! I've just been SHOWN--
Kimberly: You really don't even get me, like?
Steven: WUT? No I DO get you but I don't understand your ****ing decisions at all, I think they're terrible! I think they're really bad! And I feel, like, someone's, WANKED all over my face! ... That's how bad, I feel like someone's ****ing JACKED OFF all over my face and said "There you stupid fool!"
Kimberly: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I like dragged you into this. It's clear that I like, made a mistake.
Steven: OHH GREAT, OH THAT'S FINE, so "You've made a mistake, you shouldn't have dragged me into it!" :bored: ...Guess what? Too, little, too, late.
Kimberly: I seriously could just ****ing walk. :/
Steven: And bit by bit, I've sat there and each and every couple of days, something else comes out. And today... the photographs came out.
Kimberly: Would you just prefer if I left? :/
Steven: NOO? I don't WANT you to leave!
Kimberly: Really?
Steven: No cause if you leave, I'm gonna leave! I told you I'd rather leave TOGETHER! ...I'm NOT going to the ****ing disco fever party, that's for sure, I'm going to bed! Cause I didn't ask for this **** to happen! And I've fallen in love with someone he's continually not telling me the truth and is not being upfront and honest with me and I don't like it!
Kimberly: What can I do to make you feel better?
Steven: No, it's not what you can do to make me feel less like a twat, I, am, not!
Kimberly: Ok sorry! >:/
Steven: No it's not what makes you feel better, it's just I don't wanna BE in a situation like this! Why should I BE in a situation like this?!
Kimberly: Fine then don't.
Steven: No don't get grumpy with ME now! Cause I haven't done anything wrong, I didn't ask for this!
Kimberly: Yeah you didn't ask, sorry I brought it upon you :/
Steven: There's no point being grumpy with ME, I didn't ask for it, I haven't done anything wrong! What have I done wrong?
Kimberly: You've done nothing wrong :/ *leaves room*

Even though a mentality of feeling you were wanked on the face and declaring not to go a "****ing disco fever party" are hilarious comments, the reality is he's a disgusting specimen of garbage for forcing her to show him those photos, then repeatedly insulting HER for showing them it, trying to make her feel bad even after she's told him she feels bad, he's pretty much degrading her and is a ****stain.

It's worsened by Helen validating what he says after overhearing the outright abusive way he spoke to Kimberly and it transpiring Helen would chop up the pictures too :umm2:

[Epic.]

The more times this creep says "Love you" "I love you" "I love you so much" "Do you love me?" "Do you love me too?" "Do you love me as much as I love you?" the more I want to stay single :skull:

[Matthew.]

Steven making Kimberly show him pictures of her ex boyfriend and then what follows :umm2::umm2:

Steven: I'm just CONFUSED because my idea of going on a break is that you DON'T sit there looking at pictures of the person you were on a break with. You've been hiding it, you should've said 'Just let you know I have pictures of this person", if that was me, I wouldn't have even TOLD me about that! I would've CHOPPED them up and chucked them straight in the bin! That's just how I would deal with it
Kimberly: I'm sorry I'm not psycho like that :/
Steven: I wanna CRY MY EYES OUT right now Kim!
Kimberly: How do you think I feel?
Steven: ...What do you mean?! Why should YOU be crying?! I've just been SHOWN--
Kimberly: You really don't even get me, like?
Steven: WUT? No I DO get you but I don't understand your ****ing decisions at all, I think they're terrible! I think they're really bad! And I feel, like, someone's, WANKED all over my face! ... That's how bad, I feel like someone's ****ing JACKED OFF all over my face and said "There you stupid fool!"
Kimberly: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I like dragged you into this. It's clear that I like, made a mistake.
Steven: OHH GREAT, OH THAT'S FINE, so "You've made a mistake, you shouldn't have dragged me into it!" :bored: ...Guess what? Too, little, too, late.
Kimberly: I seriously could just ****ing walk. :/
Steven: And bit by bit, I've sat there and each and every couple of days, something else comes out. And today... the photographs came out.
Kimberly: Would you just prefer if I left? :/
Steven: NOO? I don't WANT you to leave!
Kimberly: Really?
Steven: No cause if you leave, I'm gonna leave! I told you I'd rather leave TOGETHER! ...I'm NOT going to the ****ing disco fever party, that's for sure, I'm going to bed! Cause I didn't ask for this **** to happen! And I've fallen in love with someone he's continually not telling me the truth and is not being upfront and honest with me and I don't like it!
Kimberly: What can I do to make you feel better?
Steven: No, it's not what you can do to make me feel less like a twat, I, am, not!
Kimberly: Ok sorry! >:/
Steven: No it's not what makes you feel better, it's just I don't wanna BE in a situation like this! Why should I BE in a situation like this?!
Kimberly: Fine then don't.
Steven: No don't get grumpy with ME now! Cause I haven't done anything wrong, I didn't ask for this!
Kimberly: Yeah you didn't ask, sorry I brought it upon you :/
Steven: There's no point being grumpy with ME, I didn't ask for it, I haven't done anything wrong! What have I done wrong?
Kimberly: You've done nothing wrong :/ *leaves room*

Even though a mentality of feeling you were wanked on the face and declaring not to go a "****ing disco fever party" are hilarious comments, the reality is he's a disgusting specimen of garbage for forcing her to show him those photos, then repeatedly insulting HER for showing them it, trying to make her feel bad even after she's told him she feels bad, he's pretty much degrading her and is a ****stain.

It's worsened by Helen validating what he says after overhearing the outright abusive way he spoke to Kimberly and it transpiring Helen would chop up the pictures too :umm2:

Steven just is the metaphorical wank stain on his face, although I did laugh at “I feel like you’ve wanked all over my face” :worry:

[Matthew.]

Charley screaming at Ziggy and Chanelle and just stops to go “Sorry gals, I know it’s your birthday, I do apologise :hee:” and then continues to scream at them :joker:

[Epic.]

Steven and Kimberly shagging is among the most disgusted I've been watching this show. So much is wrong with it. The fact it happens after a whole day of him abusively manipulating her . :skull: The '1 minute to lines closing' notice coming up as he's less than a minute away from finishing. :skull: The OTT pelvic thrusting. :skull: This ****ing exchange below after they're finished:

Steven: We're DIRTY people... *snogs Kimberly* I love you
Kimberly: I love you too... did you enjoy tonight?
Steven: I enjoyed tonight... did you?
Kimberly: I did.
Steven: It's not over yet...
Kimberly: Ok...

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::facepalm:

[reece(:]

Kimberly is one of the biggest letdowns ever after her early drags.

[Epic.]

Emma: Can I LOOK? :worry: Is it GONE? :worry: I feel a little bit SICK? :worry: Alright, from one kind of business... down to eviction business. *gags* The vote has now CLOSED?? :worry:

Bye this is the new best Willis moment easily :joker: It kind of eases the disgust you get because even the host is repulsed by what's on display :skull:

[Matthew.]

The '1 minute to lines closing' notice coming up as he's less than a minute away from finishing.

:joker:

[Epic.]

Mess I definitely heard the infamous "Two Second Steven" chant even though it didn't become a thing till a week later when the public got to process it :skull: It couldn't be heard because it was being righteously outshouted by the "Get Steven Out!" deserved chants :clap1:

[Matthew.]

When BB asked Steven if he had ever been called a bastard wanker :skull:

[*mazedsalv**]

Steven and Kim are Bottom 15 ever HM material for me. I couldn't bear them, interesting that 4 of my Bottom 15 came from BB15.....

Steven was the most cheesy, cringey, unbearable knob, and Kim was the biggest letdown. Just awful.

[Epic.]

Jale being asked what she thinks about Steven and Kimberly, and the crowd for the first time ever chanting together "TWO :clap1: SECOND :clap1: STEVEN! :clap1: " while she giggled uncomfortably was so hilarious :joker: . I was not ready for that chant, what with it being a first watch and all, but it may just be the best in the history of the show :love:

[Matthew.]

“I drew an apple crumble!
“Is it a chicken and mushroom apple crumble? :worry:”

:laugh2:

[Matthew.]

“It’s a joking way, I’m like to my friend Sabrina, ya ****ing pervert!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

The new I DO IT IN A JOKING WAY?http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/craig.png

[montblanc]

The OTT pelvic thrusting. :skull: This ****ing exchange below after they're finished:

Steven: We're DIRTY people... *snogs Kimberly* I love you
Kimberly: I love you too... did you enjoy tonight?
Steven: I enjoyed tonight... did you?
Kimberly: I did.
Steven: It's not over yet...
Kimberly: Ok...

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Epic.]

Ash: 'ave ya had a wank since ya last had a wank?
Winston: Uhhhhhh, I dunno really! :think:

:skull:

[Epic.]

Steven telling Kimberly he has a fetish of having sex for 24 hours :umm2: . Bitch you can't even maintain 24 seconds!

[Epic.]

Steven: You know how you said you like having good sex?
Kimberly: Yeah.
Steven: Do you like having sex with ME?
Kimberly: Yeah.
Steven: Ah thanks.

o_O

Steven: I think we do quite well considering how restricted we are. Don't you?
Kimberly: Yeah. But...
Steven: But what?
Kimberly: We need to be careful.
Steven: Really?
Kimberly: More careful than we were.
Steven: Whyy?
Kimberly: ...
Steven: Why.
Kimberly: ..... Because like, there's some things that I'm not comfortable with doing here
Steven: No I understand.
Kimberly: ...
Steven: So we gotta be a bit more careful.
Kimberly: Do you understand me?
Steven: Yeah...
Kimberly: Okay...

o_O_o_O_o_O

[Matthew.]

“I’m Carole, I’m cool, I do aerobics in the pool”

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/carole.png

[Epic.]

Ashleigh: It was half cheers so... somebody out there likes me. HAHAHAHA!

Ashleigh still completely unfazed by the unnecessary booing :clap2:

[Epic.]

Steven about the 'Get Steven Out' chants

Steven: I think it was something to do with those PICTURES... :worry: I-didn't-make-her-cut-the-pictures-up... :worry:
Helen: Yeah you didn't make her do that.
Kimberly: No I did it on my own.
Steven: Remember the public will SEE that, they'll see me as being like a ****ing possessive ****ing controlling twat...

:laugh2:

[montblanc]

Steven telling Kimberly he has a fetish of having sex for 24 hours :umm2: . Bitch you can't even maintain 24 seconds!

omg :skull:

[Epic.]

Day 33/34 Highlights (Marlon saves himself; Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher and Jale nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (+1)
6. Chris (-1)
7. Jale (-)
8. Steven (-)
9. Kimberly (-)
10. Ash (-)
11. Marlon (-)
12. Helen (-)

Day 35/36/37 Highlights (Jale Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Chris (-)
7. Jale (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Marlon (+2)
10. Ash (-)
11. Steven (-3)
12. Helen (-)

Danielle: Ah'm not one to bluff...but ah'm in here for the keeps. Ah'm not wantin' to go, why would ah wanna go? Ah worked my two shorts to git here... Aye enjoy it, aye wanna win it, aye find it interestin'. Do aye find certain things you do are quite NASTY and SECK? Yeah ah doo. But aye understand ye got a TV programme to make. So with that token, ah'm playin' my own game. And no one's gonna know what, it is, cause ah don't TRUST yoo Big Brother! Ah really don't trust ya and that's annoyed meh! But ah know what ah'm gonna doo, and ah think it might work... will wait and see. But as far as ay'm concerned, if people do notice a change in my behaviour, then so be et. One thing ah know what to doo, and anyone who knows meh knows this; ...Ah can BLUFF, until the cows! come! hoome! Ah keepin it to myself, no one's gonnee know apart from ME... and GOD! And ah think he'll be behind me on this cause et's a BLOODY good gameplan, people can think what they want, but they'll begin to see a pattern. It's awn... It's awn like Donkey Kawng!
https://i.imgur.com/izecFL8.jpg

[Matthew.]

Week 4 - Seany out
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (-)
3. Carole (+2)
4. Laura (+2)
5. Tracey (-1)
6. Sam & Amanda (+4)
7. Jonathan (+2)
8. Seany (+8)
9. Brian (-2)
10. Billi (+2)
11. Liam (-)
12. Chanelle (+2)
13. Gerry (+2)
14. Ziggy (-1)

Week 4 - Billi out
1. Charley (-)
2. Carole (+1)
3. Laura (+1)
4. Nicky (-2)
5. Sam & Amanda (+1)
6. Tracey (-1)
7. Brian (+2)
8. Chanelle (+4)
9. Jonathan (-2)
10. Liam (+1)
11. Billi (-1)
12. Gerry (+1)
13. Ziggy (+1)

[Matthew.]

Laura telling Big Brother to do a recount of the votes to make sure Carole didn’t get the most votes to evict :joker:

[Epic.]

Danielle: *about her team losing a task to Ashleigh's Red Team* Ah'm really really annoyed, ah'm SO peeved awf, ye have NO idea! THAT FISH CAME OUTTA THE PIPE, AYE CAUGHT IT, ASHLEIGH POOSHED MEH OVER WHILE AY HAD THE FISH AN THEN *GRABBED* THE FISH AWAY FROM MEH? WHAT THE HELL?!?! THAT'S BLATANTLY CHEATENG! There's a line... and that crossed it... Ah demand a REMATCH...
BB: Do you think you can fight back?
Danielle: Ya ah wool fight back, ah'm not givin up, just keep throwin these tasks, keep throwin em awet! Cause aye ain't givin up! So joost bring awn the next task and ah'll smash it! .....And ah'm not TALKIN to the reds!
BB: ....Why are you not talking to them?
Danielle: Because it's AWN now..... it's PEARCEONAL!

Ms McMahon has been snapping straight for two days now :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

The iconic fish task :love:

That was ma ****in fish

[Epic.]

Now she's still using the same "It's awn like Donkey Kawng" to try and motivate her team for the task :joker::joker:

[Epic.]

Ashleigh making amends with Helen after all the horrible things Helen has done to her, we love an Irish lass with class :love:

[Epic.]

Marlon revealing in his interview all he thought Steven and Kimberly did was kiss, he really did ostracise himself from the entire house huh :skull:

[Epic.]

Danielle dragging the Armageddon theme :joker:

"Why would you expect people to eat cold good out of a tan--a TIN. Explain it to meh! Why would you do that! Why. Even if it was the """"END OF THE WORLD"""" which is just a SSSTUPID SSSTUPID theme in the first place, cause the end of the world wouldn't even LOOK like anything ye've got downstairs in the FIRST PLACE! Even-if-you-had-that, you'd have a BOONSEN BURNAH! To HEAT yer food up! Yer not even doin that, yer bein' SO CRUEL yer not even givin us a COOKORR! It's RIDICULOUS! I'M *NOT* EATING FOOD OUT OF A *TIN* I *REFUSE!!* ...I WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO MY WORST *ENEMEH!* IT'S SSTUPID *SSTUPID* IDEA! GEEZ, WHO WOULD EXPECT TO EAT *BAKED BEANS* AND *POTATO* OUT OF A CAAA-AAN?! ARE YOU *ACTUALLY* *SERIOUS?!* THIS. IS JUST. AGAINST. HUMAN NATURE. TO DO THIS. IT'S *APPALLING!* YOU SHOULD BE *ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!* IT'S ABSOLUTE *DEROGATORY!*"

I don't even know why she's so pressed lately :laugh2:

[Epic.]

Day 35/36/37 Highlights (Jale Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Chris (-)
7. Jale (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Marlon (+2)
10. Ash (-)
11. Steven (-3)
12. Helen (-)

Day 38/39/40 Highlights (Marlon Evicted - Zoe, Pav and Biannca enter; Ash, Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher, Danielle, Kimberly, Mark, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Danielle (+1)
2. Ashleigh (-1)
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Winston
6. Chris
7. Zoe
8. Biannca
9. Pav
10. Ash (+2)
11. Kimberly (-1)
12. Marlon (-1)
13. Steven
14. Helen

[RileyH]

Biannca queen

[Matthew.]

Bonka was overrated

[Matthew.]

Is Winston as high as he is because of the argument with Marlon?

[Epic.]

Is Winston as high as he is because of the argument with Marlon?

No not at all, that was a while back, although he did get in the Top 5 partly due to it. He got an upping in color to the 'above average' area as I feel pretty sorry for him because as much as he keeps bigging himself up as a lad, he's pretty insecure about sudden flirtations and it's sad to watch how he has to keep politely turning down Biannca's full-on and completely offensive sexual advances within only seconds of meeting him (even though it's also funny to watch him squirm and have no way of getting out of this situation apart from repeatedly answering 'Uhhhh, I dunno" to obvious Yes or No questions.

His stupidity and lack of self-awareness is also sometimes unintentionally funny as well

[Matthew.]

No not at all, that was a while back, although he did get in the Top 5 partly due to it. He got an upping in color to the 'above average' area as I feel pretty sorry for him because as much as he keeps bigging himself up as a lad, he's pretty insecure about sudden flirtations and it's sad to watch how he has to keep politely turning down Biannca's full-on and completely offensive sexual advances within only seconds of meeting him (even though it's also funny to watch him squirm and have no way of getting out of this situation apart from repeatedly answering 'Uhhhh, I dunno" to obvious Yes or No questions.

His stupidity and lack of self-awareness is also sometimes unintentionally funny as well

when Marlon asked if he could apologise (or something like that) and all Winston had to say was “Give me my hoodie back” :laugh2:

The only thing I remember liking about him mind

[Epic.]

when Marlon asked if he could apologise (or something like that) and all Winston had to say was “Give me my hoodie back” :laugh2:

The only thing I remember liking about him mind

You didn't think he was righteous when him and Mark were the only ones to stick up for Ashleigh, even against their own friends?

[Matthew.]

You didn't think he was righteous when him and Mark were the only ones to stick up for Ashleigh, even against their own friends?

I don’t really remember much of him is what I meant to say, I’ll go have a look at posts I made in the first watch thread when I watched it

[Matthew.]

Carole: “Where’s the leopard”
Laura: “I haven’t got it on yet.”
Carole: “I’m going to suggest that it gets washed!”
Laura: “(loudly gasps) I say nothing!”
Carole: “WELL IT’S GOING TO BLOODY WALK OFF YOU IF IT HAS THE CHANCE! IT’LL ESCAPE!”

and then later on Carole’s just like “You do cooking in it! :oh:”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Brian: “If I was at the pub with my mate and he came along like “Hey, this is my pretend bear monkey, do you like it? Do you think this is great?” I’d be like, Oi, sort it out, you can not be doing this.”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Jonathan </3

[Matthew.]

“If my mam saw me going on like that, she’d be VERY disappointed!”

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/liam.png