BBUK Re-Watch/First Watch Thread (Part 3)

[CiaraNelly2000]

Shanessa had so much potential the halfway house twist was so bad
And why did she get booed so badly??

[Epic.]

“If my mam saw me going on like that, she’d be VERY disappointed!”

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/liam.png

Urgh he was such a self-entitled prick

[Epic.]

Ugh, Two Second Steven at his worst again after Kimberly's ex-boyfriend being brought up in a who said what task with the new housemates, and he's continuing ludicrous self-absorbed terminology like 'I've been SHAT on all over!" and again forcing Kimberly to feel sorry for him. She's on the verge of tears, he then tries to hug her, she screams no, wipes her eyes and then instead of comforting her, whinges about how bad he's going to look to the public, omg he's so gross, sending shivers down my ****ing spine

[Epic.]

Day 38/39/40 Highlights (Marlon Evicted - Zoe, Pav and Biannca enter; Ash, Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher, Danielle, Kimberly, Mark, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Danielle (+1)
2. Ashleigh (-1)
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Winston
6. Chris
7. Zoe
8. Biannca
9. Pav
10. Ash (+2)
11. Kimberly (-1)
12. Marlon (-1)
13. Steven
14. Helen

Day 41/42 Highlights
1. Danielle
2. Ashleigh
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Chris (+1)
6. Winston (-1)
7. Zoe
8. Pav (+1)
9. Biannca (-1)
10. Ash
11. Kimberly
12. Steven
13. Helen

[RileyH]

Irrel Pav above Biannqueen :umm2:

[Epic.]

Irrel Pav above Biannqueen :umm2:

I don't like Pav either but Biannca raging just because Winston said she wasn't his type, despite the fact SHE'S repelled him by constantly trying to have sex with him, gets so grotesque and more creepy than it is flirtatious. But I also dislike her for the constant unnecessary assumptions Danielle is a fraud, it's insufferable. Just because they revealed in a task that Danielle is a webcam girl doesn't automatically mean she's lying about being a Catholic virgin and Biannca's ignorance towards her is just going to get more grating. She has her funny moments, but not a likeable housemate whatsoever.

[Epic.]

****ing Kimberly getting medically evacuation right before the new housemates were absolutely going to vote her out :umm2: I'm not ready for this first watch getting to Danielle's unjust eviction :(

[Epic.]

He's still absolutely a red zone housemate, but I can't help but cackle at Steven's repeated complete lack of self-awareness, in this case not getting the joke of him having the chat show "Open Up to Steven" by BB, not remembering his Open It line and instead doing these weird asf poses to look impressive, what a failure of a human being :laugh3:

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[Morgan.]

I kinda miss BB15

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Steven: You said that you WILL be having sex inside the Big Brother house.
Biannca: Yeah?
Steven: WHEN can we expect this to happen? And WHO will it be with?
Biannca: Well I dunno naah who it's gonna be with, cause Winston turn me down. Buut, like, I'll have sex with myself in the garden like **** it.
Steven: Winston, what do you think of Biannca's answer? You know, that she thinks you're not very interested?
Winston: I think it's just the fact that like, within 20 minutes of knowing you, you're like 'I wanna ride your cock' like at the end of the day, the thing is though you're not gonna get the right guy of you're gonna be like that to guys? And in my honest opinion you wanna meet the right gu--
Biannca: BUUT I JUST WANNA FACK YOU, I DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH BABIES, O JUST WANNA FACK YA.
Winston: Ahkay :conf2:
Biannca: So it doesn't matter of yer the right guy or not, I just wanna sit on your cock that's it! :shrug:
Winston: :unsure:

:skull:

[Tony Montana]

Imagine if the roles were reversed and Winston was coming onto Biannca so Strongly?

[Tony Montana]

I kinda miss BB15

Why?

[Epic.]

Imagine if the roles were reversed and Winston was coming onto Biannca so Strongly?

Absolutely, this is why I don't like her

[Epic.]

Gross, now she's being asked if she's bitched about anyone and she's all like "Oh I didn't do this to the person's face cause it relates to them on the outside world", implying it's inappropriate to mention this, but then casually goes ahead anyways and outs Danielle's promiscuous background in front of the house while poor Danielle is clearly about to burst into tears :(

[Tony Montana]

Absolutely, this is why I don't like her

BB should’ve reprimanded her over her behaviour towards him. You can tell Winston was always uncomfortable whenever he was around her but put on a brave face

[Epic.]

Christopher: *to Danielle* But do you know what, they're accusing you of being small-minded cause you don't want to talk about sex, they're the most small-minded people in the house, because they can't accept that you can work in this kind of industry, and you can have done self-respect for yourself and NOT constantly talk about sex. It's like people want to put you into a category where you're either A or you're B, woe betide ya if you're something in between. People don't like that, it makes it too hard for them to figure you out. Remember who you are, come here.*hugs Danielle*
Danielle: Thanks so much.
Christopher: I get it all the time, I get it all the time. It's like I often find myself not knowing if people get ME, I'm not quite one thing, I'm not quite the other, ye CAN be different.
Danielle: Bet they're all loving this, cause after this I'm gonna go.
Christopher: Do they? Do they really? Stick TWO FINGERS up to the lot of em, who cares, you know who you are, you don't need to apologise for it. Do any of them ever apologize for anything they've ever said or done?
Danielle: Yeah if I go tomorrow, I know who I'm saying goodbye to, because to talk about me, it's so disrespectful.
Christopher: Rise above it... Ignore it. Do you want to come into the kitchen and get a cup of tea?
Danielle: People believing what they read--yeah I'll come in for a cup of tea.
Christopher: People believe what they read? Helen's had **** said about her as well, SHE wouldn't like if it was broadcast all around the house while we sit on a corner talking about it. Double standards. Double standards, I'm telling you she's got many things out there and a few skeletons in the closet, I dunno what they are, they'll want to know what they are, but if they were brought into the house... she would not be one bit happy about it.
Danielle: Thanks so much
Christopher: No you're very welcome.

Christopher slating vile Helen and Biannca :clap1:

[Epic.]

Omg I'm DYING, I just thought the Two Second Steven chants was restricted to the crowd, I didn't think they'd actually yell it into the house :laugh3:

[Headie]

Someone join me on a BB Africa first watch :laugh:

[Matthew.]

Gerry fighting with/being a twat to Charley and Laura pops in with “Excuse me! It’s my last night!”

[Matthew.]

:yuk: at the crowd chanting Gerry, Gerry, Gerry (in a positive way, i should add)

[Epic.]

Crowd: TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN!
Emma: You now have up to 30 seconds to decide who to evict and why.
Crowd: TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN!
Pav: ......WUT, starting from NOW? Right well--
Crowd: GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT! GET STEVEN OUT!
Emma: Pav, Zoe I need your decision now.
Pav: On three, the person we've decided is 1, 2, 3?
Pav & Zoe: Danielle!

:umm2::umm2::umm2::umm2::umm2::umm2:

[Epic.]

:yuk: at the crowd chanting Gerry, Gerry, Gerry (in a positive way, i should add)

After he physically assaults Charley with water just because she splashed a few feet away from him, thereby goading her into doing the same back at him, nasty thug and audience manipulator

[Matthew.]

After he physically assaults Charley with water just because she splashed a few feet away from him, thereby goading her into doing the same back at him, nasty thug and audience manipulator

He’s like the Richard of this series - a slimy, dull, two-faced prick who the audience seem to like :umm2:

[Matthew.]

Laura being evicted in a dressing gown and saying “Charley to win!” on her way out is me

[Matthew.]

Gerry describing Laura as a “beached whale” while nominating her :umm2:

What a dick

[Epic.]

Laura being evicted in a dressing gown and saying “Charley to win!” on her way out is me

I think it was more in reaction to the one poster she saw that said it<3

[Matthew.]

I think it was more in reaction to the one poster she saw that said it<3

Oh that’s why she was pointing into the crowd :p

I did wonder what that was about :laugh:

[Matthew.]

“My friends call me Wangers!”
“What, what do they call you?”
“Wangers!”
“And you like that?”


“Just because it was you! GOD!”

Getting to see these again in Laura’s best bits :love:
(I mean I’d seen them before I started watching this season but that’s irrelevant)

[reece(:]

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/laura.png

[Matthew.]

Week 4 - Billi out
1. Charley (-)
2. Carole (+1)
3. Laura (+1)
4. Nicky (-2)
5. Sam & Amanda (+1)
6. Tracey (-1)
7. Brian (+2)
8. Chanelle (+4)
9. Jonathan (-2)
10. Liam (+1)
11. Billi (-1)
12. Gerry (+1)
13. Ziggy (+1)

Week 5 - Jonathan & Laura out
1. Charley (-)
2. Laura (+1)
3. Tracey (+3)
4. Carole (-2)
5. Nicky (-1)
6. Brian (+1)
7. Jonathan (+2)
8. Sam & Amanda (-3)
9. Chanelle (-1)
10. Liam (-)
11. Ziggy (+2)
12. Gerry (-)

[Matthew.]

You’re going to England, Pauline

[Headie]

Laura’s fake postcard <3

[Epic.]

Okay rant time cause I think I've just stumbled upon the most disgusting moment in the history of civilian BB. For someone who's constantly professed his love and adoration for Kimberly, to see Steven react to her being hospitalised by strolling into the diary room with ham on crackerbread, then munching on it as he asks if she's okay while his mouth is full is unforgivably vomit-inducing. So much is wrong with it. It proves how careless and dangerously self-absorbed he actually is, it's disgusting that he start munching away during this monologue about missing his partner, the ****ing noises of him eating with his mouth open as he talks ****e, and I've also gone off pork recently so watching the ham sliding out of his mouth after he says "If I leave tonight, I'm going straight up there to see her" and him giggling after the aforementioned ham incident gave me a throat ulcer.

Can anyone really look at this without feeling like getting sick?

NSFW
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[montblanc]

Okay rant time cause I think I've just stumbled upon the most disgusting moment in the history of civilian BB. For someone who's constantly professed his love and adoration for Kimberly, to see Steven react to her being hospitalised by strolling into the diary room with ham on crackerbread, then munching on it as he asks if she's okay while his mouth is full is unforgivably vomit-inducing. So much is wrong with it. It proves how careless and dangerously self-absorbed he actually is, it's disgusting that he start munching away during this monologue about missing his partner, the ****ing noises of him eating with his mouth open as he talks ****e, and I've also gone off pork recently so watching the ham sliding out of his mouth after he says "If I leave tonight, I'm going straight up there to see her" and him giggling after the aforementioned ham incident gave me a throat ulcer.

Can anyone really look at this without feeling like getting sick?

NSFW
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[montblanc]

ugh i need to continue my CBB11 watch but its just so boring http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/laura.png

[Tony Montana]

ugh i need to continue my CBB11 watch but its just so boring http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/laura.png

Which day are you on Mont?

[montblanc]

Which day are you on Mont?

Day 12 i think

[Tony Montana]

Day 12 i think

nothing really happens after Speidi returned and their arguments with Rylan and Razor. It's actually a chore to carry on

You may as well watch a Vastly superior series

Which other BB/CBB haven't you seen?

[montblanc]

nothing really happens after Speidi returned and their arguments with Rylan and Razor. It's actually a chore to carry on

You may as well watch a Vastly superior series

Which other BB/CBB haven't you seen?

any CBB between 11-16 and only parts of 18, 19, and 20

i just want to finish it because i'm doing a watch in order :(

[Tony Montana]

any CBB between 11-16 and only parts of 18, 19, and 20

i just want to finish it because i'm doing a watch in order :(

CBB13, 15, and 16 are all great with non stop Drama and Entertainment. 14 has a phenomenal first week (Probably the best on C5) But it goes downhill once two of its biggest characters are evicted back to back. 12 is good and underrated.


Don't bother with CBB18, An abysmal series. 19 is Fantastic and 20 is a snoozefest

[RileyH]

Hmm I guess your take on 19 depends on whether you enjoy Kim or not :think: I really liked the first half but Kim actually made me stop watching live and I went back to watch it afterwards

[RileyH]

Insufferable old cow

[montblanc]

stop

[RileyH]

Stop what :suspect:

[RileyH]

Am I not allowed an opinion :suspect:

[montblanc]

okay but the second post wasn't even an opinion that's just being nasty :oh:

[Matthew.]

Kim was amazing

[Tony Montana]

Hmm I guess your take on 19 depends on whether you enjoy Kim or not :think: I really liked the first half but Kim actually made me stop watching live and I went back to watch it afterwards

I agree with this. as much as I like Kim, the series was still fantastic before she had entered. I hate how people only think 19 was good due to Kim. Yes she played a vital role, but the series was still great even without her

[Liam-]

Kim made the series a chore to watch, one of the most vastly overrated housemates ever, disgusten

[RileyH]

okay but the second post wasn't even an opinion that's just being nasty :oh:

You haven't even seen the ****ing season

[Epic.]

Day 41/42 Highlights
1. Danielle
2. Ashleigh
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Chris (+1)
6. Winston (-1)
7. Zoe
8. Pav (+1)
9. Biannca (-1)
10. Ash
11. Kimberly
12. Steven
13. Helen

Day 43/44 Highlights (Biannca and Danielle Evicted; Kimberly Walks)
1. Danielle (-)
2. Ashleigh (-)
3. Christopher (+1)
4. Mark (-1)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (-)
7. Zoe (-)
8. Pav (-)
9. Ash (+1)
10. Biannca (-1)
11. Kimberly (-)
12. Steven (-)
13. Helen (-)

Danielle's eviction is a contender for the most unfair in the history of the show, I'm fuming. She was really starting to come into her own and I was loving her snapping all those times and I reckon she would've been the next of many Week 8 evictees that were big characters of their series instead of it being bloody Zoe. Having new housemates who have barely met her judging her and evicting her was a terrible idea, and once again proves how terrible Ch5 were at managing this show

[RileyH]

Kim made the series a chore to watch, one of the most vastly overrated housemates ever, disgusten

whew tea x

[montblanc]

You haven't even seen the ****ing season

bitch i don't like ann widdecombe but i don't call her an insufferable old cow :oh:

[Matthew.]

Riley has a point though, someone who enjoyed Bear probably would have had a blast with CBB18 cough jersey cough

[reece(:]

I agree with this. as much as I like Kim, the series was still fantastic before she had entered. I hate how people only think 19 was good due to Kim. Yes she played a vital role, but the series was still great even without her

Nawt when the week 1 storyline was ****in Austin vs James Jordan

Kim elevated ha.

[Tony Montana]

I hated how during Armageddon week, the producers exposed Danielle's Lies and being a Fraud, while keeping Helen's Past a Secret.

I Mean if you're gonna expose one you may as well expose both

[Epic.]

I hated how during Armageddon week, the producers exposed Danielle's Lies and being a Fraud, while keeping Helen's Past a Secret.

I Mean if you're gonna expose one you may as well expose both

It didn't even make sense to try and bias against Danielle like this. They knew her or Ashleigh would be the second choice to go, so to evacuate Kimberly RIGHT before the eviction, including Kimberly saying after she left she WAS well enough to return, screams of interference. I'd understand if Danielle was an irrelevant housemate, but she was one of the main characters of this series, especially in this week even without the OTT exposing on display.

[Epic.]

*Steven after it's confirmed to the house Kimberly has left*
Steven: :shocked: Oh. No. She must be really sick.
Ya I knew she was really sick yesterday morning when she woke up.... Oh nooo.......... Aw.... Poor cow.

This is such a forced reaction, he's not even upset :laugh2::umm2:

[Matthew.]

Laura’s fake postcard <3

When I first saw this I was like what i don’t remember anything about a postcard but now i get it. Don’t get me wrong it was great to see Laura again but surely that would have been a massive giveaway that the task was fake :skull:

[Headie]

When I first saw this I was like what i don’t remember anything about a postcard but now i get it. Don’t get me wrong it was great to see Laura again but surely that would have been a massive giveaway that the task was fake :skull:

All the housemates were convinced Laura was the fave to win so when Pauline popped up on the screen just moments after Laura's eviction they all speculated that Laura had been voted into the Australia house :laugh: So I think BB played on that

[Matthew.]

All the housemates were convinced Laura was the fave to win so when Pauline popped up on the screen just moments after Laura's eviction they all speculated that Laura had been voted into the Australia house :laugh: So I think BB played on that

Oh I clearly wasn’t paying as much attention as I thought I was :laugh:

I wonder who was the favourite to win, I’d guess it was Carole for the first few days and then going to someone like Ziggy or Chanelle as the series went on, (knowing the taste of the GBP sometimes, looking at you BB6 :suspect:) but Brian towards the end

[Epic.]

BB letting Steven speak to Kimberly while she's in hospital is so gross, considering what happens :umm2:

Steven: You know how much I love you, right?
Kimberly: Mm-hm, I love you too...
Steven: But you KNOW how much I love you??
Kimberly: ...Hmm, yeah? :laugh:
Steven: AW WHAT YOU SAYING THAT FOR? :laugh: Don't EVER think I don't love you! Don't EVER think that I don't--
Kimberly: Aww
Steven: I KNOW but just DON'T think that because things come across in this show that's WRONG! And I don't want you to--And you KNOW how I feel about you!

Ugh and she disappoints me hugely for not realising how creepy he actually is and proclaiming she'll be a cheerleader for him and Helen all the way to the final :skull:

[Headie]

Oh I clearly wasn’t paying as much attention as I thought I was :laugh:

I wonder who was the favourite to win, I’d guess it was Carole for the first few days and then going to someone like Ziggy or Chanelle as the series went on, (knowing the taste of the GBP sometimes, looking at you BB6 :suspect:) but Brian towards the end

When I did my BB8 rewatch I looked on forums and Carole was the launch night fave, then Liam became fave when he entered, then a couple weeks later Brian was the fave to win and remained it for the majority of the series, but the Twins overtook him in the final week.

BBLB did an odds update as well in like Week 7 or Week 8 or something and Charley was rising loads after her fake week shenanigans :laugh:

[Matthew.]

When I did my BB8 rewatch I looked on forums and Carole was the launch night fave, then Liam became fave when he entered, then a couple weeks later Brian was the fave to win and remained it for the majority of the series, but the Twins overtook him in the final week.

BBLB did an odds update as well in like Week 7 or Week 8 or something and Charley was rising loads after her fake week shenanigans :laugh:

Carole is understandable but Liam? :skull:

He does nowt! (bar one quote which I thought was kinda funny at the time but I can’t remember it now) And even on the day he went in, he was the dullest out of the 4 :laugh:

At the point I’m at rn, Brian is a good winner imo. Samanda seems like housemates that I’d have thought the public couldn’t stand though (I don’t mind them though)

[Matthew.]

Charley picked a great week to get nominated

[Epic.]

Zoe: *about her boyfriend* Hasn't got a six pack, hasn't got a body, but he's FUNNY as!
Ash: You've got a catch, have ya?
Zoe: Yeah, and he thinks I'm... it. He does. He does!
Ash: You are it though, you are!
Zoe: Nooo, but he's like, he's proper Cockney as well, he's like "There's FIT, *raises hand* There's PRETTEH, *raises hand higher* There's SEXEH, *raises hand higher* There's HAWT *raises hand higher*, there's this, that and the other, but YOOO, you're facking ELITE." I'm like "ELITE?! :o:o " he's "You're facking ELITE!!" and I'm like "Ok, ELITE?" ELITE?! I'm like "Oh right!"
Mark: Aww that's lovely, ya caaan't get bettah than eliiiite???
Zoe: Bless him! :hugesmile:

Mark is such a people pleaser :joker:

[montblanc]

Steven: AW WHAT YOU SAYING THAT FOR? :laugh:

eww i read it exactly how he said it :joker::joker:

[Epic.]

Not him shaving his entire head, getting a face mask before admitting to everyone he's become completely abnormal while everyone laughs at him, and now ending the episode by trying to heal the void of not having a robotic woman like Kimberly to cuddle by instead replacing her with a literal robot pillow :skull:

Helen: What are ya doing with the robot? :)
Steven: Mind your own business! *aggressively hugs robot pillow*

[Matthew.]

Not him shaving his entire head, getting a face mask before admitting to everyone he's become completely abnormal while everyone laughs at him, and now ending the episode by trying to heal the void of not having a robotic woman like Kimberly to cuddle by instead replacing her with a literal robot pillow :skull:

Helen: What are ya doing with the robot? :)
Steven: Mind your own business! *aggressively hugs robot pillow*

Christopher: “Steven, remember in 2007 when Britney Spears had a mental breakdown?” :joker:

[Matthew.]

https://uploadir.com/u/p68c5xa2

[Epic.]

Lol they have to do a Battle of the Bands now and the Mark/Helen/Chris/Steven/Winston band absolutely butchered Mr Brightside and completely ruined it :joker: . Mark is the lead singer and keeps going to the opposite key he's supposed to, Chris and Helen aren't emoting enough, and Steven/Winston are losing their **** while singing terribly. Omg such a hilarious task you have to see it :laugh3:

https://youtu.be/kme8WCPun-s#t=14m43s
Go to 14:43 if the timestamp doesn't work

Winston: but she's touching his CHEST! NOW! He takes off her DRESS! NOW! LET! :oh: ME! :oh: GOOOOOHHH! :oh::oh::oh:

Ashleigh losing her **** laughing at the whole thing was of course the best part.

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https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-03-2019/NQEXFT.gif

[Epic.]

Urgh Helen remains being vile by manipulating Mark into not picking Ashleigh to go to a party and to pick Ash instead and it succeeds, but glad Chris (from her band team) and Ashleigh both overheard it and are bitching about her for it :clap1:

Chris: I'm really annoyed! "Ashleigh goes to all the parties!" Well, so does Ash... :smug:
Ashleigh: Yeah.
Chris: "Ashleigh doesn't drink!" So what?
Ashleigh: Yeah, I could hear her saying it as well, I was going "Just shut the **** up you dick!"
Chris: I could see it in her eyes, she was like "No ****ing way is he not going!"
Ashleigh: Well I just don't get why everybody had to listen to her. See I wouldn't even care about not going, it's just because I heard what she was saying. That's all I'm bothered about, I'm going "Just shut the **** up, absolute tramp." :hehe:
Chris: Please don't. :hehe:
Ashleigh: It just annoys me. She hadn't changed since day one. She can sit there and say to me "Oh I hope ye see what she said about me in the diary room" to all us here. I don't care... :bored:

[Matthew.]

Gerry calling Charley a bully is ****ing laughable considering it wasn’t even a week ago he was calling Laura a beached whale :umm2:

[Epic.]

Gerry calling Charley a bully is ****ing laughable considering it wasn’t even a week ago he was calling Laura a beached whale :umm2:

After the violence with the water, he's completely unbearable from that point onwards, and he's only going to get worse just to let you know

[Matthew.]

After the violence with the water, he's completely unbearable from that point onwards, and he's only going to get worse just to let you know

Steven Goode levels of unbearable? :fan:

[Epic.]

BB told Ashleigh she'd be power housemate and was asked what she'd predict would happen. She said Steven would have a heart attack

*after BB tells the housemates something big will happen*
Steven: I need to stand outside, I think I'm about to have a heart attack
Ashleigh: :hehe:

:skull:

[Epic.]

Steven Goode levels of unbearable? :fan:

Gerry is much worse, Steven there's still a lot of sickeningly intriguing moments, although Gerry is similar in the desperation to appeal to others and also acting like he's the most interesting housemate despite being boring as ****

[Epic.]

Steven thinks the twist is that the public have to vote for an evicted housemate to return and out of all the choices, he thinks the public would really behind PAULINE returning of all people to 'stir **** up'. Stooppp! :laugh3:

[Matthew.]

Gerry is much worse, Steven there's still a lot of sickeningly intriguing moments, although Gerry is similar in the desperation to appeal to others and also acting like he's the most interesting housemate despite being boring as ****

oh god i am not ready, he’s unbearable enough as it is

[Epic.]

Day 43/44 Highlights (Biannca and Danielle Evicted; Kimberly Walks)
1. Danielle (-)
2. Ashleigh (-)
3. Christopher (+1)
4. Mark (-1)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (-)
7. Zoe (-)
8. Pav (-)
9. Ash (+1)
10. Biannca (-1)
11. Kimberly (-)
12. Steven (-)
13. Helen (-)

Day 45/46 Highlights (Ashleigh gets power)
1. Ashleigh
2. Mark (+1)
3. Christopher (-1)
4. Chris
5. Winston
6. Zoe
7. Pav
8. Ash
9. Steven??? :omgno:
10. Helen

I was a bit gutted after she had such a strong two weeks that Ashleigh was pushed to the sidelines in the editing in Armageddon Week but now that the public voted her to have the power, it was great watching her mess with everyone and cause people to assume pretty much everyone as having the power apart from her :joker:

[Headie]

Steven thinks the twist is that the public have to vote for an evicted housemate to return and out of all the choices, he thinks the public would really behind PAULINE returning of all people to 'stir **** up'. Stooppp! :laugh3:

Pauline would be perfect for BB Africa, where housemates turn on each other when someone fails to cook a tasty meal :laugh:

[Matthew.]

Week 5 - Jonathan & Laura out
1. Charley (-)
2. Laura (+1)
3. Tracey (+3)
4. Carole (-2)
5. Nicky (-1)
6. Brian (+1)
7. Jonathan (+2)
8. Sam & Amanda (-3)
9. Chanelle (-1)
10. Liam (-)
11. Ziggy (+2)
12. Gerry (-)

Week 6 - Fake Week
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (+3)
3. Carole (+1)
4. Brian (+2)
5. Tracey (-2)
6. Chanelle (+3)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Liam (+2)
9. Ziggy (+2)
10. Gerry (+2)

[Epic.]

Pauline would be perfect for BB Africa, where housemates turn on each other when someone fails to cook a tasty meal :laugh:

She'd never be nominated then probably :laugh:

[Epic.]

What a relief Ashleigh had the power AND chose Chris to help her nominate because they got 1 power nomination and put Steven up so he's a goner now :clap1: . He possibly would've still been up if it was normal nominations but the only definitely to pick him would've been Ashleigh and Chris. There was still a chance something like him getting 2 nominations while Pav/Chris/Christopher get more would happen so it's better it's certain he goes. I've warmed to him a bit lately but I still hugely dislike him and who knows how terrifying he'd have lowered himself to if he lasted all the way to the infamous Week 8 area of a series? :worry:

[Epic.]

Pav: Before I came in, right? I was like "Aw, having the power would be sick!" Like you get to decide ****, and then when you actually have the power you're like "Naw **** this, man." Have you never had the power yet?
Winston: No.
Pav: It's the worst feeling ever, man. Because you actually have the ability to change someone's LIFE! Like, you never ever in your life usually when you're outside of here have the ability to change someone's life!
Winston: Well not necessarily :think:
Pav: Like you can change YOUR life, you can do this or you can do that to change your life, but you never have that much control to change someone's life, do you?
Winston: You can do if you want to, y-you can go and KILL someone, if you want to. :think:

:laugh2: Winston can be so unintentionally funny, I don't get why so many dislike him when he comes out with lines like this that he clearly means to use seriously but just make him look silly :joker:

[Epic.]

Biannca coming in and telling Ashleigh's power alliance to nominate Pav when asked who they should pick, way to screw over your own friend like that :skull:

[Epic.]

*camera cuts to bathroom*
Chris: *to Ashleigh* I said "I didn't do ANYTHING last week to really warrant me having cheers!" and Steven was like "Yeah, you know, sometimes that's the WAY that housemates that don't say anything get through to the end!" and I was like "No I do... DO things Steven, I DO talk", I was thinking "Are you SERIOUS? :laugh: Are you SERIOUSLY telling me 'you're not boring or entertaining' as a COMPLIMENT?!" I mean I've never met anyone more boring in my LIFE than that man! That is so friggin rude! :)
Ashleigh: We made the right decision, because he was RUDE :shrug:
Chris: Yeah, he CONSTANTLY hangs himself all the time, he does something like that and I have to go "...I don't have to make ANY effort with you", he's the biggest mug in the house, at every angle he's a mug, he thinks he's some kind of protected person, which he's not?
*camera cuts to garden*
Steven: *to Ash* I like him y'know
Ash: Chris?
Steven: Yeah, I used to be very wary of the power housemate stuff and things he said in the diary room, I've really felt differently towards him in the last few weeks, particularly.
Ash: I've proper liked him for ages.
Steven: He's such a genuinely nice bloke. I think he's realised as well that if he did do anything, it was in the earlier past but I think he's really come around to the idea that he's changed as well in this process cause he's come out his shell so much more...

:laugh2:

[Matthew.]

“Brian, Big Brother suggests you hold on to Little Brian.”

[Epic.]

Day 45/46 Highlights (Ashleigh gets power)
1. Ashleigh
2. Mark (+1)
3. Christopher (-1)
4. Chris
5. Winston
6. Zoe
7. Pav
8. Ash
9. Steven??? :omgno:
10. Helen

Day 47/48 Highlights (Ash, Pav, Steven and Zoe nominated - Ash saved, replaced with Ashleigh; Ashleigh, Pav, Steven and Zoe nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Mark (-)
3. Christopher (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Zoe (-)
7. Pav (-)
8. Ash (-)
9. Steven (-)
10. Helen (-)

[Epic.]

I've decided to watch the next BOTS because it has Kimberly's first interview and I'm curious about the mystery behind her exit, and I also just found out this BOTS + the previous one has the Dish on the Side mini-series Hayden was talking about earlier that has Toya in it<3 When they were dragging Mark and he called him a bellend, but then Toya screams out "Haha even HE'S saying he's a bellend!" :joker:

[Epic.]

Emma tells Kimberly her and Steven, Michelle and Stuart and Ziggy and Chanelle were the only BBUK couples to have sex with each other, but I could've sworn Maxwell and Saskia did as well. :suspect:

[Matthew.]

I could've sworn Maxwell and Saskia did as well. :suspect:

Kemal would disagree :hehe:

[Epic.]

Kemal would disagree :hehe:

Mess I thought he was the one who exposed them, was he not?

[Epic.]

Yeah I checked there, Ktmsl said they were having sex and doing 'literally everything' next to him :skull:

[Tony Montana]

Emma tells Kimberly her and Steven, Michelle and Stuart and Ziggy and Chanelle were the only BBUK couples to have sex with each other, but I could've sworn Maxwell and Saskia did as well. :suspect:

Well According to Kemal, they were having Sex and she gave him A BJ

She did pull her trousers down when going to his bed

[Epic.]

Oh wait now Kemal's just had to clarify to the group "They didn't have PENETRATIVE sex' before sipping his tea :joker:

[Matthew.]

Mess I thought he was the one who exposed them, was he not?

I was joking, I meant it as in “At least someone got wet tonight and it was Saskia”

[Epic.]

BB exposing Helen bitching about Kimberly calling her a tramp and telling Ash that Steven is insecure trying to appeal to the public, karma for slating Ashleigh viciously for the 'evil plan' comment :clap2:

[Matthew.]

Charley: “Rather than me walking out the door, you need to get some anger management darling...”
Carole: “No... He doesn’t...
Brian: “ANGER MANAGEMENT?!”
Carole: “He’s very calm... he’s very calm... HE’S VERY CALM.”
Brian: “...TAKE THAT KNIFE OUT MY BACK!”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Carole being given boxing gloves so she can’t help anyone clean :joker:

https://uploadir.com/u/ba5g4gp0
“I’ve got a mean left hook, I tell ya”

[Epic.]

Emma: Now Steven, we've got something we'd love to give for you.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: And we're gonna reveal it to you in two simple words.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: OPEN IT! ;)
*eye opens as Kimberly walks into interview*
Steven: Yaaaay... :)
*Love Lift Us Up plays as Steven and Kimberly hug*
Emma: Come here! We're still on telly!
Steven: Oh sorry :hee:
*music stops*
Emma: We don't need a re-enacting of what happened last time! How IS it to be together again?
Steven: I missed her soo much. :hee: IT WAS ONLY A WEEK but I missed her SO much :hee:
Emma: It WAS only a week but a week can feel like a really long time, and I'm sure those 5 or 6 weeks together felt like MONTHS. What are you going to be doing TONIGHT? :smug:
Steven: I'm going! To drink! A LOT of alcohol tonight! :) And I'm gonna spend the evening with Kimberly, if she wants.
*eye suddenly opens to reveal crowd*
Crowd: TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN!

:laugh2:

I got used to hating Steven by the time he got evicted so there is some guilty pleasure appeal to how asinine and horrible he is, but he still deserved a worse reception after the crucifying he's been getting the past few weeks taking into account his behaviour overall

[Matthew.]

Emma: Now Steven, we've got something we'd love to give for you.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: And we're gonna reveal it to you in two simple words.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: OPEN IT! ;)
*eye opens as Kimberly walks into interview*
Steven: Yaaaay... :)
*Love Lift Us Up plays as Steven and Kimberly hug*
Emma: Come here! We're still on telly!
Steven: Oh sorry :hee:
*music stops*
Emma: We don't need a re-enacting of what happened last time! How IS it to be together again?
Steven: I missed her soo much. :hee: IT WAS ONLY A WEEK but I missed her SO much :hee:
Emma: It WAS only a week but a week can feel like a really long time, and I'm sure those 5 or 6 weeks together felt like MONTHS. What are you going to be doing TONIGHT? :smug:
Steven: I'm going! To drink! A LOT of alcohol tonight! :) And I'm gonna spend the evening with Kimberly, if she wants.
*eye suddenly opens to reveal crowd*
Crowd: TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN!

A scream, albeit a tasky one, but still a scream nonetheless

[Matthew.]

“Can everyone just ****ING laugh at my jokes please!”http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/nicky.png

[montblanc]

BB exposing Helen bitching about Kimberly calling her a tramp and telling Ash that Steven is insecure trying to appeal to the public, karma for slating Ashleigh viciously for the 'evil plan' comment :clap2:

that was a SCREAM

Helen: Ah tramp?! :sad: ah fookin :bawling: wuld never ever :bawling: say that :bawling:

[Matthew.]

Gerry’s getting cheers and Nicky’s getting boos and it’s DISGUSTEN

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/thJA5uIgxug/hqdefault.jpg

[Matthew.]

“Carole, have you got clean knickers on today?”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/carole.png

“No, I’ve got no knickers on today!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/carole.png

[Matthew.]

“Ziggy, do you think she enjoyed it as much as you did?”

Bellend.

[Epic.]

BB: This morning, at 11.14, in a conversation with Helen, Mark, Winston and Ash, Steven said that if he survived tonight's eviction, he would do the following; "Steven: If I get the opportunity to evict someone, on the spot, it will be Chris or Ashleigh. It WON'T be Pav. I'll be evicting one of them, on the spot, if I stay on Friday. And I'll be nominating them both, as well!"
*everyone proceeds to laugh at Steven*

Then he has to write 100 times on a blackboard in the diary room that he won't discuss nominations :joker:

Ashleigh: What a fuccin TET!
Chris: Sorry?
Ashleigh: What an absolute TET!
Chris: I know, it's just so embarrassing!
Ashleigh: It is so embarrassing, it really is!
Chris: Like, how little does he actually understand the game?
Ashleigh: I don't understand it... He doesn't see ME as a best friend, why does he expect ME to see him as a best friend? :suspect:
Chris: :joker:
Ashleigh: Is there somethin' wrong with him?
Chris: Hide my eyes :facepalm:
Ashleigh: Oh dear god :facepalm:
Winston: Funny, that! :)
Chris: It's so EMBARRASSING
Ashleigh: Naww I think it's embarrassing and VERY sad... what a fuccing TET... he's just making himself look like a more TET to the public for whenever he's been put up for nomination! I can't believe he went on like that, like that is SO cringe!
https://i.imgur.com/5aRJ6qQ.jpg

[montblanc]

'tet' :joker::joker::joker:

[Matthew.]

Jayne being evicted over Richard is my least favourite result so far :sad:

this has now been overtaken by the harrowing robbery of Nicky Maxwell </3

[Matthew.]

I’m sure I remember watching something before watching BB8 about Nicky in the diary room asking if the lights were heat lights, and BB replied “by their very nature, lights give out heat” and Nicky was annoyed that BB was patronising her? Did I miss something? :worry:

[Matthew.]

Week 6 - Fake Week
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (+3)
3. Carole (+1)
4. Brian (+2)
5. Tracey (-2)
6. Chanelle (+3)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Liam (+2)
9. Ziggy (+2)
10. Gerry (+2)

Week 7 - Nicky evicted
1. Carole (+2)
2. Charley (-1)
3. Nicky (-1)
4. Brian (-)
5. Tracey (-)
6. Sam & Amanda (+1)
7. Liam (+1)
8. Chanelle (-2)
9. Ziggy (-)
10. Gerry (-)

[Matthew.]

“Don’t feel sorry for my mum because she’s laughing at you!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

[Matthew.]

“They’ve wasted their ****ing money, Gerry!” You tell him, Carole :clap1:

[Epic.]

Day 47/48 Highlights (Ash, Pav, Steven and Zoe nominated - Ash saved, replaced with Ashleigh; Ashleigh, Pav, Steven and Zoe nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Mark (-)
3. Christopher (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Zoe (-)
7. Pav (-)
8. Ash (-)
9. Steven (-)
10. Helen (-)

Day 49/50/51 Highlights (Steven Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Mark (-)
3. Chris (+1)
4. Christopher (-1)
5. Winston (-)
6. Zoe (-)
7. Pav (-)
8. Steven (+1)
9. Ash (-1)
10. Helen (-)

[Matthew.]

Ziggy keeps going on about how he wants to leave (think this is the third time now?) like just go? You’re not that great a housemate, if you want to go, then off you pop.

[Headie]

“Don’t feel sorry for my mum”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

Roxanne shook?

[Matthew.]

Roxanne shook?

:joker:

[Epic.]

Ash: I love ya, Ashleh.
Ashleigh: Ya, I love you tew, Ash. But I did think you were a **** the first five weeks.
Chris: A WHAT?! FIVE WEEKS?!
Ashleigh: But noohh, I know yer a really nice guy!
Ash: Um thanks
Ashleigh: Yer welcome...
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/ashleigh.png

[Matthew.]

Seen a lot of people say before than Chanelle tried to be like Nikki and I can definitely see it, especially just now with the talent show

[Epic.]

Seen a lot of people say before than Chanelle tried to be like Nikki and I can definitely see it, especially just now with the talent show

I DESPISED her during all of this, YUCK!

Her spiteful comments against Charley for no reason and refusing to even touch her as well :umm2:

[Matthew.]

I DESPISED her during all of this, YUCK!

Her spiteful comments against Charley for no reason and refusing to even touch her as well :umm2:

It’s just so attention seeking and doesn’t come across as genuine at all, not made any more enjoyable by Ziggy coming in to save the day with his mr nice guy act

[Epic.]

Chris is cancelled for slating Pav to his face like that and trying to make him feel bad for even GLANCING in Ashleigh's direction. :umm2:

[Matthew.]

Chris is cancelled for slating Pav to his face like that and trying to make him feel bad for even GLANCING in Ashleigh's direction. :umm2:

I really like Chris but he was awful at that point

[Epic.]

I really like Chris but he was awful at that point

I'm glad he's at least talking it out nicer now with Pav but it was still a gross moment

[Matthew.]

http://3dki243b60u92u2r1w9k8edep.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2014/06/tumblr_n6zbkoC45e1su6q7to1_500.gif

[Epic.]

Day 49/50/51 Highlights (Steven Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Mark (-)
3. Chris (+1)
4. Christopher (-1)
5. Winston (-)
6. Zoe (-)
7. Pav (-)
8. Steven (+1)
9. Ash (-1)
10. Helen (-)

Day 52/53 Highlights (Ashleigh Immune; Chris, Pav and Zoe nominated)
1. Ashleigh
2. Christopher (+2)
3. Mark (-1)
4. Chris (-1)
5. Pav (+2)
6. Zoe
7. Winston (-2)
8. Ash
9. Helen

[Matthew.]

Poor Hels Bels

[Matthew.]

Carole telling Chanelle “Don’t come to me for anything ever again” hints at a Carole V Nicky style argument coming again :love:

“Each day, is a different illness!”

Chanelle: “Tracey, do you see the point in this?”
Carole: “No, Tracey doesn’t want to get involved...”

[Matthew.]

Carole’s house needs Kim and Aggie to sort it out imo

[Epic.]

Carole telling Chanelle “Don’t come to me for anything ever again” hints at a Carole V Nicky style argument coming again :love:

“Each day, is a different illness!”

Chanelle: “Tracey, do you see the point in this?”
Carole: “No, Tracey doesn’t want to get involved...”

I LOVED this :clap1: . Carole treated Chanelle awfully here but it was karma for Chanelle consciously avoiding Charley and constantly villifying her even while she was legitimately trying to be nice to her, so I had no sympathy for Chanelle's stress here :laugh:

[Matthew.]

I LOVED this :clap1: . Carole treated Chanelle awfully here but it was karma for Chanelle consciously avoiding Charley and constantly villifying her even while she was legitimately trying to be nice to her, so I had no sympathy for Chanelle's stress here :laugh:

It must feel awful to be on the receiving end but when Carole’s raging at people and says stuff like that, she’s ****ing hilarious :joker:

[Matthew.]

(on the phone to the Big Brother Australia housemates)

“Hi, I’m Carole, I’m the oldest! When do you finish?”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/carole.png

[Matthew.]

and now she’s having a go at Gerry because he’s floating about feeling sorry for himself that he didn’t take the opportunity to answer the phone :clap1:

[reece(:]

I’m sure I remember watching something before watching BB8 about Nicky in the diary room asking if the lights were heat lights, and BB replied “by their very nature, lights give out heat” and Nicky was annoyed that BB was patronising her? Did I miss something? :worry:

This happened on Diary room uncut

[Matthew.]

This happened on Diary room uncut

oh ok thanks

that should’ve been on the main show, because that was funny

“Ok... didn’t need to try and make me look stupid though!”

[Matthew.]

“Hey! Hey, hey, hey! :oh:”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

[Matthew.]

Davina clearly doesn’t like Charley

[Matthew.]

Week 7 - Nicky evicted
1. Carole (+2)
2. Charley (-1)
3. Nicky (-1)
4. Brian (-)
5. Tracey (-)
6. Sam & Amanda (+1)
7. Liam (+1)
8. Chanelle (-2)
9. Ziggy (-)
10. Gerry (-)

Week 8 - Charley Evicted
1. Charley (+1)
2. Carole (-1)
3. Tracey (+2)
4. Brian (-)
5. David (N/E)
6. Sam & Amanda (-)
7. Jonty (N/E)
8. Shanessa (N/E)
9. Liam (-2)
10. Kara-Louise (N/E)
11. Amy (N/E)
12. Ziggy (-3)
13. Chanelle (-5)
14. Gerry (-4)

[Epic.]

The next 5 weeks are pretty awful lol, if I were you I'd set the speed to 1.25x or 1.5x like I did (or in extreme cases 2x). The three you have below Charley are pretty much the only ones that keep it remotely alive.

[Epic.]

Them sending Luisa Zissman in to make Christopher, Winston and Pav serenade her through communicating on a pretend webcam :laugh2:

Winston: What can I do for you Luis--ahahaha!
Luisa: Well Winston, I need some flattering. I want you to worship me.
Winston: Ah-kay..... Luisa you're so gorgeous liiike, your hair is golden, gorgeous--
Luisa: --My hair's not golden it's BROWN, you idiot! :nono:

[Headie]

The next 5 weeks are pretty awful lol, if I were you I'd set the speed to 1.25x or 1.5x like I did (or in extreme cases 2x). The three you have below Charley are pretty much the only ones that keep it remotely alive.

Guru week is one of the best weeks ever tho, Carole having an explosive meltdown at the start, middle and end of each ep that week, with a different person each time :love:

[reece(:]

Guru week is one of the best weeks ever tho, Carole having an explosive meltdown at the start, middle and end of each ep that week, with a different person each time :love:

You may be hungry but you’re not STARVIN!

[Epic.]

Guru week is one of the best weeks ever tho, Carole having an explosive meltdown at the start, middle and end of each ep that week, with a different person each time :love:

It's the best post-Charley week because of her, sure, but it also has the MOST Gerry focus of any week in BB8 so it drags down a lot for me. For as many funny scenes there are of Carole self-exploding, there's just as many of Gerry being a smug patronising baby to people

[Matthew.]

The door closing and all you can hear is a sea of booing and then just “HEY! HEY HEY HEY!” at the end :lovedup:

Trust Gerry to make it all about himself though, as per usual. Why is he crying :laugh: He’s the one who was scrapping with her for all that time :umm2:

[Daniel.]

Are you gonna watch bb1,2,3,4

[Matthew.]

Are you gonna watch bb1,2,3,4

Probably not but I’m not entirely sure. If I was going to watch one, it would probably be BB1 to see what it was like but the plan is to watch BB9 after this one (probably won’t bother with Hijack tbh)

[Epic.]

BB: The viewers think that CHRIS is the most creepy housemate and the LEAST creepy housemate is Winston!
Winston: Oh :shocked:
Ashleigh: *to Winston* Aye used to think you were creepy at the start! :suspect:
Winston: Did you?
Ashleigh: Yeah. Ya just made too many sexual remarks....
https://i.imgur.com/Q0yskuT.jpg

:joker:

[Matthew.]

good old Creepy Chris :love:

[Tony Montana]

BB: The viewers think that CHRIS is the most creepy housemate and the LEAST creepy housemate is Winston!
Winston: Oh :shocked:
Ashleigh: *to Winston* Aye used to think you were creepy at the start! :suspect:
Winston: Did you?
Ashleigh: Yeah. Ya just made too many sexual remarks....
https://i.imgur.com/Q0yskuT.jpg

:joker:

Screaming!

[Tony Montana]

Probably not but I’m not entirely sure. If I was going to watch one, it would probably be BB1 to see what it was like but the plan is to watch BB9 after this one (probably won’t bother with Hijack tbh)

From the social experiment era I'd recommend BB3, that's the best from that era.

Hijack was nothing special so you won't miss anything. I first watched it 2 years ago and there were only 3-4 entertaining housemates. Not to mention Hijack started the whole Pass to the final twist.

BB9 Tho :love: you'll love it, my favourite from the decline era

[Matthew.]

Jonty’s laugh is one of the best things I’ve ever heard :joker:

“I think I’m going to be back in my flat in about a week PAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!”

then he just sits back down, with his monkey toy :skull: What he said wasn’t even funny, but his reaction to it :skull:

[Matthew.]

From the social experiment era I'd recommend BB3, that's the best from that era.

Hijack was nothing special so you won't miss anything. I first watched it 2 years ago and there were only 3-4 entertaining housemates. Not to mention Hijack started the whole Pass to the final twist.

BB9 Tho :love: you'll love it, my favourite from the decline era

The thing about BB9 is, I don’t think there’s a main stand out housemate that I’ve heard of, like BB6 Makosi, BB7 Nikki, BB8 Charley, so I’d be going in without any expectations of anyone. Which is a good thing!

[RileyH]

Jen >>>

[Tony Montana]

The thing about BB9 is, I don’t think there’s a main stand out housemate that I’ve heard of, like BB6 Makosi, BB7 Nikki, BB8 Charley, so I’d be going in without any expectations of anyone. Which is a good thing!

Rex is the Main Character from that series, the entertaining Villain

[Daniel.]

Bb9 is crap

[Matthew.]

Is Darnell as bad as I hear he is

[Daniel.]

You’ll stan bb10, its second to bb6 for big character

[Epic.]

Day 52/53 Highlights (Ashleigh Immune; Chris, Pav and Zoe nominated)
1. Ashleigh
2. Christopher (+2)
3. Mark (-1)
4. Chris (-1)
5. Pav (+2)
6. Zoe
7. Winston (-2)
8. Ash
9. Helen

Day 54/55/56 Highlights
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (+2)
6. Pav (-1)
7. Zoe (-1)
8. Ash (-)
9. Helen (-) D:

[Tony Montana]

Is Darnell as bad as I hear he is

He's great for one Incident but overall he's awful

He has a short temper and is prone to aggressive outbursts

[Tony Montana]

Bb9 is crap

Shut up

[Daniel.]

Mark was traaaaaaaash

[Matthew.]

You’ll stan bb10, its second to bb6 for big character

Siavash looks like a howl

[Epic.]

The thing about BB9 is, I don’t think there’s a main stand out housemate that I’ve heard of, like BB6 Makosi, BB7 Nikki, BB8 Charley, so I’d be going in without any expectations of anyone. Which is a good thing!

That's because most of the stand-out housemates in BB9 are terrible or at the very least sub-par housemates imo, only exception being Michael (and Sara too if we're going by the rule of '5 main characters per series) :love:

[Tony Montana]

You’ll stan bb10, its second to bb6 for big character

pretty certain 5 Cast > 10 Cast

[Daniel.]

Siavash looks like a howl

Ew stan legends bea and angel

[Daniel.]

pretty certain 5 Cast > 10 Cast

Yes overall but not for sheer amount of big character

[Epic.]

Siavash looks like a howl

Siavash was traaaaaaaash
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/mark.png

[Tony Montana]

Siavash looks like a howl

Siavash is awful

Marcus, Freddie, Bea, Noirin and Sree are the Holy Quintet

[Epic.]

Yes overall but not for sheer amount of big character

Both have 4 bordering on 5 big characters so I don't think it's a contest, but BB5 is better statistically for having 5 in a much smaller cast.

Whenever I think back on BB10, it felt there was like 30 people at once

[Matthew.]

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/siavash.png

[Matthew.]

All I’ve really heard about BB10 is the task to win housemate status in week 1 that results in Beinazir being sent home on a bus? and the experience that was the 6 days of Kenneth Tong

[Daniel.]

Its a lot better than 8 and 9

[Daniel.]

I find people either like 9 or 10 never both

[Tony Montana]

Beinazir was robbed

[Tony Montana]

I find people either like 9 or 10 never both

I love them both and they're my 2 favourites from the decline era

[Epic.]

BB10 will take you a few weeks to enjoy. It's slow then it's really great in the 3rd and 4th weeks, then it gets dull once two great housemates leave back to back, then a bunch of new people enter and the six weeks that follow are very entertaining! (the last week isn't strong but at that point it doesn't matter too badly)

One of those few series that are better in the second half than the first half

[Tony Montana]

[QUOTE=Epic.;10399507]BB10 will take you a few weeks to enjoy. It's slow then it's really great in the 3rd and 4th weeks, then it gets dull once two great housemates leave back to back, then a bunch of new people enter and the six weeks that follow are very entertaining! (the last week isn't strong but at that point it doesn't matter too badly)

One of those few series that are better in the second half than the first half[/QUOTE

I always enjoy the first half just as much as the second- Sophia vs Saffia, Cairon vs Sree were screams

[Daniel.]

Bea is an inspiration and someone I want to be like

[Matthew.]

Its a lot better than 8 and 9

I like 8 so far, I’d say it’s better than 7

[Headie]

I wouldn't say 10 had "big characters" but moreso has one of the more unique casts as everyone had something individually special to them.

Not one of my fave series though, definitely in my lower half. It's one of those people either really love or just feel a bit meh/don't like it.

[Headie]

I like 8 so far, I’d say it’s better than 7

8 will always be one of my all time faves :love:

[Tony Montana]

I wouldn't say 10 had "big characters" but moreso has one of the more unique casts as everyone had something individually special to them.

Not one of my fave series though, definitely in my lower half. It's one of those people either really love or just feel a bit meh/don't like it.

It has probably the most diverse Cast Ever.

[Tony Montana]

I wouldn't say 10 had "big characters" but moreso has one of the more unique casts as everyone had something individually special to them.

Not one of my fave series though, definitely in my lower half. It's one of those people either really love or just feel a bit meh/don't like it.

I'd say Marcus, Freddie, Bea and Noirin were all big characters and up there with some of the best

[*mazedsalv**]

I wouldn't say 10 had "big characters" but moreso has one of the more unique casts as everyone had something individually special to them.

Not one of my fave series though, definitely in my lower half. It's one of those people either really love or just feel a bit meh/don't like it.

Agree about BB10. There was not many fantastic HMs outside of Freddie, Bea, Marcus and Noirin, but they were so diverse that it was interesting to watch such a mix of people.

[Epic.]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-05-2019/PlNAGA.gif
"EHHH-UGH THAT'S A *HAAURIBULL* *PICTSURE!*"

[Daniel.]

I like 8 so far, I’d say it’s better than 7

Die

[Matthew.]

Die

http://i.imgur.com/oRI4dh4.gif

[Daniel.]

Id say Charley > any bb7 hm but the series ... no

[Epic.]

I like 8 so far, I’d say it’s better than 7

I'd complain about this but then again you prefer 15 to 7 too which I also strongly don't agree with :laugh:

[Epic.]

Lmao this must be the only time all the nominees are being chanted by the crowd to be evicted (excluding head to heads obviously), must've been close between Chris/Pav/Zoe.

[Matthew.]

I'd complain about this but then again you prefer 15 to 7 too which I also strongly don't agree with :laugh:

I think if BB7 was shorter I’d probably have enjoyed it more? It just began to drag towards the end

[Matthew.]

Also Woo Woo and Ashleigh are better than anyone from BB7 imo

[Epic.]

Woo Woo better than anyone from BB7 imo

If by better you mean WORSE, then I agree :laugh:

[Daniel.]

How can someone love Helen and think Sezer a bully

[Epic.]

Chris: You really are like the big thing for me here.
Ashleigh: Yeah...
Chris: Like I will take you away as a friend, I really intend to like properly have you as a friend?
Ashleigh: Mm-hm...
Chris: Like, I mean like I wanna be your MATE like FOREVER? And like, that would be the BEST thing cause I could go "I got ONE thing from that experience, I got a good mate!"
Ashleigh: Yeah...

:laugh2:

[Tony Montana]

Chris: You really are like the big thing for me here.
Ashleigh: Yeah...
Chris: Like I will take you away as a friend, I really intend to like properly have you as a friend?
Ashleigh: Mm-hm...
Chris: Like, I mean like I wanna be your MATE like FOREVER? And like, that would be the BEST thing cause I could go "I got ONE thing from that experience, I got a good mate!"
Ashleigh: Yeah...

:laugh2:

They're still friends judging from their Instagrams

[Black Dagger]

BB7 is really overrated and only has 5 good housemates.

[Epic.]

BB7 is really overrated and only has 5 good housemates.

I can agree with this (though I probably would say 6 good housemates and probably a different group to you), but it's still better than 8 and 15 imo

[Matthew.]

BB7 is really overrated and only has 5 good housemates.

:clap1:
It was alright but not that good

Susie, Sam, Aisleyne, Jayne and Lisa are the Top 5 :love:

[Matthew.]

Chanelle is sooooooooo draining rn, will whoever needs to pick her up and take her home please just hurry up :laugh:

[Epic.]

Zoe having to explain her Tesco comment in her interview while the crowd outside chant "TES-CO! TES-CO! TES-CO! TES-CO! TES-CO!" :joker:

[Matthew.]

Misunderstood Tescophobic Zoe :love:

[Epic.]

Day 54/55/56 Highlights
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (+2)
6. Pav (-1)
7. Zoe (-1)
8. Ash (-)
9. Helen (-) D:

Day 57/58 Highlights (Zoe Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Pav (-)
7. Zoe (-)
8. Ash (-)
9. Helen (-) D:

[Matthew.]

Are Gerry and David seriously calling Amy a slag because she nominated David? God they’re a pair of bitter twats aren’t they :umm2:

[Matthew.]

Week 8 - Charley Evicted
1. Charley (+1)
2. Carole (-1)
3. Tracey (+2)
4. Brian (-)
5. David (N/E)
6. Sam & Amanda (-)
7. Jonty (N/E)
8. Shanessa (N/E)
9. Liam (-2)
10. Kara-Louise (N/E)
11. Amy (N/E)
12. Ziggy (-3)
13. Chanelle (-5)
14. Gerry (-4)

Week 9 - Chanelle walked, Shanessa and David evicted
1. Carole (+1)
2. Tracey (+1)
3. Jonty (+4)
4. Brian (-)
5. Shanessa (+3)
6. Kara-Louise (+4)
7. Sam & Amanda (-1)
8. Amy (+3)
9. Liam (-)
10. Ziggy (+2)
11. Chanelle (+2)
12. David (-7)
13. Gerry (+1)

[Matthew.]

Bloody hell, never did I think I would see the day where I stick up for Ziggy. All that over a ball and Gerry’s acting as if it’s the end of the world ffs.

“We’ve got a very, very upset Greek man outside. He’s come out and told me he thought better of me and I’ve disappointed him. And I wouldn’t want to disappoint Gerry.” :laugh2:

[Epic.]

Day 57/58 Highlights (Zoe Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Pav (-)
7. Zoe (-)
8. Ash (-)
9. Helen (-) D:

Day 59/60 Highlights
1. Ashleigh
2. Christopher
3. Mark
4. Winston (+1)
5. Chris (-1)
6. Pav
7. Ash
8. Helen

[Matthew.]

Brian asking the BB Time Machine if he wants some Strepsils :laugh2:

and when they time travel to 2002 and they step out and it’s the BB3 house, Brain the superfan is so excited :love:

“OMG it’s Big Brother 3! :dance:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

[Babayaro.]

Welp how are you on week 9 already?!

[Epic.]

Mark is such a dick to Christopher

[Matthew.]

Mark is such a dick to Christopher

you mean CHREEEEEESTEPHEEEEEHHHHHHH :hee:

[Epic.]

The housemates deciding to split 3 grand between them if the prize fund reaches £125,000 but then Helen thinking that giving the mere leftover grand to charity is a bad idea :umm2: . How the **** did she win after such a disgusting remark? :yuk:

[Epic.]

Chris: Listen, it's no secret, hottest housemate...
Helen: UGH shut UP! CHRIS?! You're embarrassing MEH!
Chris: I know I am! I'm embarrassing MYSELF!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/chris.png

[Epic.]

Day 59/60 Highlights
1. Ashleigh
2. Christopher
3. Mark
4. Winston (+1)
5. Chris (-1)
6. Pav
7. Ash
8. Helen

Day 61/62 Highlights (Christopher, Mark, Pav and Winston nominated - £10,000 added to prize fund; Chris, Christopher, Mark, Pav and Winston nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (+1)
5. Pav (+1)
6. Winston (-2)
7. Ash (-)
8. Helen (-) :)

[Matthew.]

Chris: Listen, it's no secret, hottest housemate...
Helen: UGH shut UP! CHRIS?! You're embarrassing MEH!
Chris: I know I am! I'm embarrassing MYSELF!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/chris.png

Ashleigh: “There’s your sexiest housemate Chris”

[Matthew.]

poor Kara and Amy are upset at seeing the nominations, meanwhile Jonty is finding it absolutely hilarious (made even better by his extremely loud laugh)

[Matthew.]

Carole calling Gerry out for always saying he wants to go home and never actually doing it :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Week 9 - Chanelle walked, Shanessa and David evicted
1. Carole (+1)
2. Tracey (+1)
3. Jonty (+4)
4. Brian (-)
5. Shanessa (+3)
6. Kara-Louise (+4)
7. Sam & Amanda (-1)
8. Amy (+3)
9. Liam (-)
10. Ziggy (+2)
11. Chanelle (+2)
12. David (-7)
13. Gerry (+1)

Week 10 - Amy evicted
1. Carole (-)
2. Brian (+2)
3. Tracey (-1)
4. Jonty (-1)
5. Amy (+3)
6. Sam & Amanda (+1)
7. Kara-Louise (-1)
8. Ziggy (+2)
9. Liam (-)
10. Gerry (+3)

[Epic.]

One crowd member: Get Winston Out!
Helen & Ash: Hahahaha!
Emma: I can now reveal the housemate with the most votes, and twelfth to be evicted is...
Same crowd member: Get Winston Out!
Helen: Shuddup! :joker:
Same crowd member: Get Winston Out! Get Winston Out!
Helen: Hahahaha!
Emma: Winston!
Helen: WAT.

<3

[Matthew.]

One crowd member: Get Winston Out!
Helen & Ash: Hahahaha!
Emma: I can now reveal the housemates with the most votes, and twelfth to be evicted is...
Same crowd member: Get Winston Out!
Helen: Shuddup! :joker:
Same crowd member: Get Winston Out! Get Winston Out!
Helen: Hahahaha!
Emma: Winston!
Helen: WAT.

<3

Can’t believe you never even acknowledged one of the best moments of BB15

Chris: “No need to get all precious about it!”
Ashleigh: “That’s really insulting Chris...”
Chris: “Well, **** you then!
Ashleigh: “YOU’RE A NASTY DRUNK! :oh:”

:skull:

[*mazedsalv**]

I'm thinking of getting in on the rewatches. I think I'll concentrate on the entire CBB franchise...

From 1 until 22.

I'll most likely start CBB1 today or tomorrow. I've seen a lot of BB ones so that's why I'm doing CBB as some series stick out less (the majority I have only seen once).

[CiaraNelly2000]

Bb9 is crap

^^
It really is.
Worst Ch4 series from the post BB3 era (except for BB4)

[CiaraNelly2000]

I'm thinking of getting in on the rewatches. I think I'll concentrate on the entire CBB franchise...

From 1 until 22.

I'll most likely start CBB1 today or tomorrow. I've seen a lot of BB ones so that's why I'm doing CBB as some series stick out less (the majority I have only seen once).

Defo stef.
Recognise me from BBDS?

[Matthew.]

Guru week is one of the best weeks ever tho, Carole having an explosive meltdown at the start, middle and end of each ep that week, with a different person each time :love:

I’m on Guru Week now (and the most appealing part is I know that Gerry is evicted at the end of it :flutter:)

[CiaraNelly2000]

Are Gerry and David seriously calling Amy a slag because she nominated David? God they’re a pair of bitter twats aren’t they :umm2:

“Facking fayme hangry slag”

[CiaraNelly2000]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNTCsD6tPtk
Laura is a scream in this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzIH4eZPY-o
Here’s shabnams

[Epic.]

Ashleigh raging about Helen, Ash and Winston not being sorry enough for breaking the rules to the point that she imitates Winston to Chris/Christopher while calling him a caveman :laugh2:

And the drags she does of Helen helps me cope with watching the worst female to ever be on the show so thanks for that too Ashleigh :love:

[Epic.]

Day 61/62 Highlights (Christopher, Mark, Pav and Winston nominated - £10,000 added to prize fund; Chris, Christopher, Mark, Pav and Winston nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (+1)
5. Pav (+1)
6. Winston (-2)
7. Ash (-)
8. Helen (-) :)

Day 63/64/65 Highlights (Mark and Winston Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Christopher (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (+1)
6. Pav (-1)
7. Ash (-)
8. Helen (-)

[Matthew.]

They’re doing the lie detector test and BB asks Carole if she enjoys moaning, she answers no, and it comes up as a lie :joker:

[Epic.]

They’re doing the lie detector test and BB asks Carole if she enjoys moaning, she answers no, and it comes up as a lie :joker:

https://uploadir.com/u/6kbud69j

[Matthew.]

https://uploadir.com/u/6kbud69j

That’s the one :joker:

She’s so gifable :love:

[Matthew.]

Tracey has been fantastic this episode :clap1:

I felt really sorry for her earlier on when she admitted she felt lonely in the house, now she’s calling out Gerry for being a sleekit untrustworthy liar :clap2:

[reece(:]

Trace sNAPPED!

[Matthew.]

Her best moment since “Shut up singin shoite! SHOITE!” :love:
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/tracey.png

[Matthew.]

I feel so sorry for Carole, she was just trying to be helpful by showing Kara how to whisk an egg, ended up getting punished for it by BB getting rid of the luxury budget and now she’s been reduced to tears by Gerry </3

[Epic.]

I didn't like the courtroom task in BB17 with the ex-housemates and it's even worse here because I kind of warmed up to Steven a little in his last week when he became more of a cartoonish antagonist, but now he's back and back to being straight up vile again

Pav: Who do you think is responsible for the divide in this situation?
Steven: I tell you who's responsible, I think Chris and Ashleigh are responsible, And I Tell You Why! Because UNLIKE Helen, Chris and Ashleigh sit in the corner of the house, and slag HOUSEMATES off! And when someone walks in, they turn round and say "Hi" like nothing's happening!

This coming from the most NOTORIOUS **** stirrer of BB15, the same one who turned Helen against Danielle, the same one who enabled Pauline's wrath, the same one who destroyed any remaining common sense Kimberly had, and the same one who did all this bitching he's just labelled Ashleigh and Chris as being guilty of, he's a ****ing hypocritical CLOWN.

[montblanc]

Pauline's wrath

:devil:

[Epic.]

This final week is so edited in favour of Helen winning, smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh

[Matthew.]

Good old vile Auntie Poz

[*mazedsalv**]

Defo stef.
Recognise me from BBDS?

Yep, I do! Hope you are good.

[Epic.]

Ashleigh: Ay'm very DRUNK. Oh ****, HEHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! I just had a woe bottle of sparklin wine.
Chris: You are making sense.
Ashleigh: Aw ASH... *rests head on Ash's shoulder*
Ash: .... It's okay.
Ashleigh: As much as yeoo really annoy me, ay do appreciate that yer still here...
Ash: Uhh haha thanks.
Ashleigh: Just for whatever reason... Yeoo are a genuine housemate and you DO make people feel better...
Ash: Thank you :)
Helen:
https://i.imgur.com/DUP7fr8.jpg

Iconic :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[RileyH]

Me when they fake evicted Helen & Chris even tho there was only like a week left

https://i.imgur.com/DUP7fr8.jpg

[Epic.]

Helen: All I know is I'm gonna look like the biggest ****ing HORRIBLEST BITCH when I walk out of this place, and SHE is gonna walk out with the sun GLEAMING from her FOOKIN ARSEHOLE :bawling:
*camera cuts to*
https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-08-2019/9MiNOo.gif

[Matthew.]

https://i.imgur.com/MQiVqst.jpg

[Scoot]

Oh yeah I was meant to be watching BB3 wasn’t I? :skull:

I think I’ll start rewatching CBB19 soon or something instead and then just start watching random series that I haven’t seen instead of in order :love:

mainly so y’all can stop harassing me about not watching BB6

[Matthew.]

“I’m doing something good here guys!” “Prove to them that I don’t want the money!”

Oh do shut the **** up Gerry. You just want to look like a good guy by sacrificing your place in the house for a granny so you don’t get booed to shreds on the way out. :nono:

Although I cackled at BB pronouncing Tracey as “Tressie” and her enthusiastically evicting Gerry :hehe: Serving Hardeep from CBB22
“Please cast your vote to evi-“
“Ben.” :skull:

[*mazedsalv**]

CBB1:

Day 1:

So weird seeing a launch like this. Good to see the chickens (RIP). It's also odd seeing a launch night where people aren't drinking. I guess because there was no proper launch show, it was just the case of chucking them in quickly and then leaving them to do their thing.

The Bow house and the crowd :lovedup:

:joker: at Dom Jolly. Completely forgot that existed.

Dr Sandra Scott, it's been a long time! Wonder what happened to her. Anthea speaks very softly especially in her DR noms. Bloody hell. Feels weird seeing Claire with brown hair.

Davina explaining the Hms can't hear the nominations from the DR. Ahhh, to be new again :joker:

Not much going on obviously but Chris is a bit annoying. Lol at the crowd cheering when Davina tells them Chris is nominated. Ouch.

Rankings:

1. Vanessa
2. Jack
3. Anthea
4. Claire
5. Keith
6. Chris

[Matthew.]

Carole getting nearly half the votes and there were 6 of them up :skull:

[Matthew.]

I’ve just had a thought - Gerry telling them all “prove to them that I don’t want the money”, I thought they were all under the impression that Liam has all the money and there is no prize fund for the winner?